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Show #157 Al Bundy, James Cordon, and a New Rule · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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Hello and welcome too, because fuck you that's why. The no longer
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only panel show panel show inspired podcast now that we found the gate Leapers.
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Uh uh and I'm I'm reluctant to say we're the best because we love them,
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but we are. We are among the best we got. We gotta
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always be up there. We're in the two. God, I hope so
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time, I think cannot be denied a top two that we know of.
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Yes, yeah, we know of the top two that this research shows,
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which was nothing top two. I love starting to show off, right.
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Uh, we got no guests today, so that's just gonna be the three
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of us, going to be a normal show, back to the beginning,
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back it all started, three idiots with microphones. Um, so I'm gonna
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be taking these two through three games of various amounts of silliness. Whichever player
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gets the most points at the end of the game wins. Uh and get
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dates with my invisible friend from Canada. Oh I like Canadian friends. Yes,
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I never know what she's talking about. Uh in any of it?
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Sorry Canada, Um, sorry, Canada, I'm not sorry. Don't worry
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because they don't know these stories. We're not We're not sorry. They don't
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need our paid he believe me. We are like, don't worry, It's
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okay. You guys have enough issues. We're there. Yes, uh so,
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of course, as always my team captains. He's a gamer and a
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storyteller, and he's my youngest friend. Well not no more. He's among
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my youngest friends. If we're doing the among things now, it's uggy.
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He's a guy. We got to work on that last bit air and I'm
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not your youngest friend anymore. I know. I got to rewrite her.
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I keep saying, I'm just your friend and my friend. There's nothing.
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I'm a storyteller and a gamer and a storyteller, and that's it, and
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that is to me a friend. The rest of it isn't it. He's
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a gamer and a storyteller and a low key Jesus impersonator harrious friend and as
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friend, he is that, yes, because he still has something exactly faster,
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gamer, a storyteller and possibly homeless. Uh could be another great show.
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Oh my god, so uh uh My question is going to be,
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um, so, when is the last time you took two great things and
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smashed them together to make one great thing. God damn, why does it
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always have to be so profound. I don't know. You could just say
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I had a Reese's cup and call it his day. They did the for
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me. I had nattella and peanut butter together. That's like nutella and peanut
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butter. Yeah. Yeah, like couldn't open my mouth for a little bit.
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But it was delicious. Oh yeah, that would be sticky as hell.
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I would oh yeah, yeah, stuff right to that lung. Oh
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yeah, what would you make like a nutellan peanut butter. Yeah, we
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ran out of a grape jelly, so I'm like, okay, I'll just
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do. I had natala and peanut butter, so I just didn't don't tell
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peanut butter. Wow, that sounds actually pretty cool because that's a hazel nut
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correct. Yeah, it's a hazel nut spread, so it's kind of chalk.
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I love I love natilla, but it's more expensive. Yeah. Yeah.
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You know what I used to love back in the day and I need
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to have again was nutella and strawberries. Very yeah. You just dip dip
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the strawberries and nutella was so good. Yeah, very delicious. Um,
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but yeah, so I totally get it. Good call. Yeah, very
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good one, dude, I don't have to try that sometimes. And his
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opponent who is going to have to try that sometimes? Yeah, he's a
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veteran and a podcaster, and as it turns out, a veteran podcaster,
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it's Stevie me. I mean, the good thing about not having guests on
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is that we get to play our theme songs. Yeah. I genuinely missed
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them, and I hope Mexican doesn't think that we've been ignoring him. No,
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we just don't want to overdo it because it's so good. Yeah,
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and also it feels rude to play our theme songs when we have guts us
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don't worry about you less. Of course we go the extra mile and actually
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make them a theme song. Yeah, but we'll see about that. Um,
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Stevie, Hey, how are you doing. I'm doing phenomenal, man.
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I've been having a great week, all right, I certainly hope so,
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yeah, you deserve it, dude. Um, and so same question,
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of course, can you think of a great the last time you smash
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two good things together and made one great thing. It's been a while,
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and I and done this in a while. And I'm gonna do it now
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that I'm thinking about it is I used to bake a bit when I was
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younger. I used to love it. I love sweets though, so it's
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no surreal surprise. But I would get those, uh baking like brownies from
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like the supermarket or whatever, the box, you know, a couple of
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eggs, some oil or whatever milk if you use the milk, yeah,
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and I would get one of those. But then I would get small things
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like recy cups, my extra types of like heart or dark chocolate chocolate chips
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because it's healthier. Yeah, And then caramel glaze. And once you get
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the brownies like all mixed together, you throw some caramel in the mix with
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it, and then you put that on there, and then you put a
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glaze of caramel like zig zagging across the top of it. So when it
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actually bakes, the caramel cooks on the top of the brownies and it melts
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inside the top of it, and you're eating it, it's just like little
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rivers of caramel inside it with the peanut butter and then the dark chocolate.
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It's fucking amazing. So what I'm gonna do now that I remember doing this
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I'm gonna mix something else into that mix, and that's our new vaped weed,
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because I'm gonna put as much of that TC and CBD as I can't
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out of this ship, and I'll put that in the brownie to gonna make
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a cog heck. Yeah, So if you want to come over and try
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so, I'll make them without it obviously, so if you want them,
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it would be an edible than Yeah. Do you want to talk about that?
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We can. Um bfytw is a proud new owner of an amazing desktop
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vaporiser that was provided to us by air Riser, the company who made my
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handheld vaporisers and a bunch of other things. They sent us this very very
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nice one so we can actually do a vape session instead of smoke sessions in
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here with our patrons. They wanted to like, hey, use this,
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it's better. We know you're looking for something that can handle more than just
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the travel one because it's hard for me to pass it back and forth.
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It doesn't last long. This last the entire day, and it's nice,
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like this thing is gorgeous. Um. If you want to get one,
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UM, go to Airriser dot com. Uh, there isn't a code yet,
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but tell them that bfy tw the Midnight Smoke LLC set and hopefully they'll
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hook you up to get you some kind of discount. So yeah, we're
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gonna try to do some partnerships with them. Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah,
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it's it's pretty cool man. Yeah, I mean it sounds kind of cool
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from everything you told me. Um So the best part about it very cool
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to enter into some sort of It has a remote from fucker, how easy
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of a stonwner. But it's funny. It's funny. I laughed too.
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I was like, there's a fucking remote, and I'm like, who would
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use this? I use this every time? Now? Who use this?
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I would use the preset temperatures depending on how you want to smoke your weed.
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So there's actually three sets and there's fans because it actually pumped the weed
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into use. You don't have to suck anymore. He's just also see fat
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mask, don't have to suck, just blow. I kind of enjoyed the
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sucker, to be honest. But yeah, we're very happy. M Adam
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at Raizer. Thank you so much, dude. This thing's great and we
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can't wait to start doing our smoke sessions in April this is gonna be fucking
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awesome. That's badass man. Hell yeah, very very cool. As for
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me, I'm your host, a pantsless aaron I miss I missed our theme
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song. Uh, thank you so much for that Mexic thank you still gives
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me chills. Um and uh. As for myself, my answer to the
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question, um, I've talked a bit about it, especially on social media,
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but I found a crossover randomizer between U Super Metroid and A Link to
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the Past. Uh. And it basically means that you can swap between each
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game on the fly like it's it's one ROM file that you load into the
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emulator, or you can burn to a cartridge. I guess if you wanted
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to. Um, and it would be so cool to play that on an
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actual Super Nintendo Oh my god. Or just pause it for you so you
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can take the cartridge out and put it back in. No, no,
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no, no, you don't. You don't have to pause or anything.
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There are certain doors in each game that lead to the other game. What
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the fuck? Yeah, and there's one right at the very beginning of the
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game, so you can swap if need be right away. Uh. And
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you you go through the door as Sammus and Metroid and emerge in a link
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to the past as link. Uh. And you can find items for Super
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Metroid in Zelda three a link to the past as link, which will then
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immediately give them to Sammus, so that when you swap back to the other
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game, now Samus has all these upgrades that you found you know, link
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to the past and so forth. And the items are randomized, meaning you
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don't know where everything is, so well you could find it in the very
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first item. You never know, like like um uh, and you can
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you can tweak the settings when you build a randomizer to make it as easy
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or as hard as you want, Like obviously I leave the logic on normal,
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which basically means you don't need like speed run extreme glitch strats to beat
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the game, right like that you can still you know, nothing's hidden in
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a place where it would be impossible to get without you know that particular,
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I be able to get everything like dead end to the game where it's like,
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yeah, the main sword isn't get this, yeah yeah yeah, So
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it's still very beautible. You can even make it easier, like there's settings
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to make sure that the first sword and the morph ball are both items that
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you can get early okay um, or you can set it so that they
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are in the same positions they would be in the normal game, so you
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can make it so that your uncle gives you the sword, or you can
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make it so the morph ball is the first item in that Samis finds,
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which is smart you need because you literally need those to go anywhere basically right
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a link to the past. You have a little more freedom without a sword
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because you can still use bombs and other items to do attacks and whatnot,
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and you can also get to a lot of caves and treasure chests without having
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a sword. So yeah, actually, yeah, really easily, which is
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one of the things I did like about that game was you're going from a
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couple items to all these items, especially after or linked to So I beat
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that crossover randomizer for the first time last night playing as Deadpool and MegaMan X
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because I forgot to mention that you can swap the sprites out for almost anybody
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you could think of. Well, I'd say almost anybody you can think of.
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The legends all the list is very long. The Super Metroid list is
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somewhat shorter, but there are still a bunch of options to change between.
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You can swap the sprites. You can change the heart colors to anything you
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want, although for Deadpool they were green for weed. For Batman they're blue,
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like it seemed appropriate. And you can even like change the beeps,
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you know, the heart beats when your health gets low. Yeah, you
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can. My favorite is you can either turn it off, in which case
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I don't know about that because then you won't have that warning when you get
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hit. Or yeah, but my favorite option is just shurt it to half
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speed so it's not nearly as annoying. Oh okay, yeah, like the
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heart beat would just be like you know, it would just be NonStop constant
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in your ear. Okay, okay, y, yes, I know I'm
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trying to get health. Yes, leave me a little fairy one, I
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can don't worry about this. To give me a second now. I usually
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I have to pay for the privilege. Sometimes you do, still do something
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depends on the fairy. All right, Shall we play some games, gentlemen?
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Yes, I would love to play some games. Oh. I almost
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forgot to mention, like one of my favorite things about randomizers when I beat
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the game and after the credits were over, you got a huge list of
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your stats, including the time you took, you know, all the actions
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you took, like how many missiles fired, power bombs, all that stuff,
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everything you did with link. Uh, it's it's fantastic. Like the
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people who put together this randomizer really really gave it a lot of love,
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and it smashes two incredible games together into one in a way that is just
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incredibly fun. I highly recommend checking it out. You can find it at
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samas dot link is literally the Sammus do link. Now you need a rom
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of each game in order to build the randomizers, and I can't tell you
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where to get that, but you know Google is your friend. But I
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highly recommend checking it out. Is the easiest u r L in the history
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of the world to remember, is pretty amazing. Let's get some games.
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One is gonna be like share block. I got three news stories here,
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and all archidistants I have to do is tell me which one I would like,
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which one I would share it in, which one I would block on
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social media. We're gonna go through the stories one at a time, starting
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starting with story number one. Canada rules that flipping the middle finger is a
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god given right. A Canadian judge ruled last month that giving someone the finger
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is protected under the country's Charter of Rights and Freedoms, so it is not
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a crime to give someone the finger. Flipping the proverbial bird is a god
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given, charter and shrined right that belongs to every red blooded Canadian. Judge
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Dennis Galliotsios wrote in the February twenty fourth ruling, I mean I'm an agreement.
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Yeah, I mean, as an American and you know, having the
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freedom of speech that's covered under that amendments. Yeah, I mean, I'm
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an agreement. I don't see the harm in flipping somebody off, as long
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as you're not doing some other shit that could be considered illegal likening. So
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think about it. If people are deaf and they use sign language, how
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else would they, yeah, you know, expel. How would I know
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if he if he's mad of me or not unless he flips me off?
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Exactly. That's fair like that. Yeah. So this whole thing arose out
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of an argument between two neighbors. Okay, okay, they really got into
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it, and one of them eventually called the police on the other, claiming
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that they'd made, you know, among giving him the finger, you know,
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making gestures such as like a throat slitting. Oh then yeah, or
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at least he viewed it that way and called the cops, and the cops
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arrested him, and they you know, went to court over it. Uh
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and uh. And the judge said, the complainants are free to clutch their
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pearls in the face face of such an insult. However, the police department
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and nine one one dispatching service have more important priorities to address. Yeah.
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So, I mean, I also come down on the side of the judge
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here. I think he's absolutely right. Yeah, I mean, you know,
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doing a throat slitting gesture is not nice, right, absolutely not.
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Yeah, that's threatening, but some of the middle fingers threatening, it's insulting,
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not threatening. Yeah, and he couldn't prove that the guy had done
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the thing, Yeah, spite surveillance cameras. Oh geez, there's even video
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footage and still nothing Yeah, still nothing. So but but yeah, it's
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official now it's completely illegal to give someone the finger in Canada, as it
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should be, as it should be. Yeah, fucking a. Come on,
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let's move on to story number two showing yes Pat Zebra bites Ohio man's
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arm off tast Of course, this happened in Ohio. Of course, says
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they don't regulate those zebras. They've had some regulations in that state. Maybe
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this wouldn't happen as much. I gotta hear this. A Midwestern farmer called
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emergency services shouting, come before it gets me again after he was attacked by
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his pet zebra at a farm in Circleville, Ohio. So was it his
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zebra? It was his zebra? Yeah, so he must have been doing
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some shit to fucking deserve it, is my assumption. Here's the thing about
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animals. Yeah, I typically will only go after you if you fucking deserve
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it. Yeah. I know it was zebra. They're not a zebra whatever.
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They're not tamable creatures. So that's the first problem right there. Secondly,
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yes, he had to have been doing something to upset the animal in
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some way, or the animal was in some sort of discomfort or stress.
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I'm one hundred percent on the side of the zebra in this case. Or
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zebra. Some of some of my Canadians friends pronounced, I am of this
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animal, and I think that farmer got what's coming dual. I mean,
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there's more to the story, not much more. Uh, the zebra which
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bit Ronald Clifton seventy two on the arm, partially severing it was the only
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stallion in a small herd of or or five mayors. Well, there's your
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problem right there. It's a it's a male around four women. What the
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fuck you thing's gonna happen, going to get territorials, very it's going to
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get I have to do in heaven for anyway, Clifton told the emergency dispatcher,
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I think he tore my arm off. Send. The chopper asked if
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the animal had bitten him. Clifton responded, oh hell yes, Oh poor
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Clifton. When police arraved the incident and applied a tourniquet pushion's arm, the
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zebra begans began circling erratically. Don't blame him, They're trying to help his
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enemy. Yeah, okay. The deputies hit the airhorn to try and get
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the zecret go away, but instead the animal charged the police cruiser, and
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a sergeant shot the animal in the head with a shotgun. What the fuck
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is wrong with these people? Yeah? Oh shit, it's scary so zebra.
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Here's a fun fact. I interned at my local zoo and I learned
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a lot about animals there, and we have zebra there. The thing I
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learned is zebra are incredibly flighty animals, so they will try to run before
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anything else. This zebra obviously was either figured it couldn't run or it was
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cornered in some way, so it did the only other thing you could do
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was fight, and so that's what it did. The cops thing he was
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trying to protect the the the other animals. Yeah, very likely that was
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probably it. Yeah, damn mating season and all that. I think if
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they taste out the zebra, I would have died anyways. I mean,
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at least that way you can be like, well, we didn't shoot it
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with a shotgun in his face. All right, we're ready to move on
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to story number three. I'm not saying I wouldn't do it, because instantly
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the thing it was gone gone. Look if a zebra is coming at animal
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apologist, Look if a zebra is coming at you, you fucked up anyway,
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you shouldn't be there. All right, let's move on to story number
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three. Cocaine cat escaped owner will now live at Cincinnati Zoo. So this
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is something fun. An African serble cat that was found with cocaine in its
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system. Oh no, after an escape at a traffic stop, now calls
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the Cincinnati Zoo home, much to the delight of social media users still amused
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by the recent release of the movie Cocaine Bear. Oh my god. First
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of all, don't give your animals cocaine. Humans can barely handle it properly.
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The slender feline made its escape after its owner was pulled over by police
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on January twenty eighth. That leapt from the car into a tree. Oh
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god. But yeah, the it was found with cocaine and system, and
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they they that's pretty much all there is to it. They gave it to
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the Cincinnati Zoo to keep track of and it has gone viral on social media,
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very viral. Okay, uh. The wildcat story has trending online,
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where users relished in the absurdity of the horror comedy Cocaine Bear, riffing off
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the true story of the one hundred and seventy five pound black bear that was
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found dead near a duffel bag and some two million dollars cocaine and he is.
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The cat is now known virally as Cocaine Cat. All right, I'm
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not gonna say what people do with the recreational drugs in their own time,
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so they can't want him to do it. You know what funck it led
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him. I'm changing mayas, like don't give of your animals cocaine, but
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they go out and get their own. You think the cat was driving the
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car. I think he had something to do with but maybe he called cocaine.
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He could have been don anything point, he could have became self aware.
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You know. Of course the cat wouldn't fly there, but yeah,
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yeah, you're not gonna hear anything for a while. Usually it's like thirty
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day quarantine animals serious more. Oh okay, in Ohio it's illegal to own
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cerable cats. Well yeah, forty pounds, way up to forty pounds yep,
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yeah during the rest to get one too. We can't do it here
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either. The cat's name is a Miry, oh and poor and Miry broke
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his legs and became more agitated. But Cincinnati Animal Care cr E is an
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acronym for something I assume. Uh, we just actually put periods in between
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and then autiment up. It just kind of happened. Um is the County
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Animal shelter uh and had the wild animal test positive for drugs damn tea.
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Though I love this, I absolutely love this follow up note that is in
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here for no reason. Oh God. Yes. In twenty twenty two,
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the group took in a Capuchin monkey named Neo who had methamphetamines in its system.
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He thought he was He's doing it all. All I could think of
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was like a golden line, Tamera, now just like tripping ball. Oh
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my god, like like a branch. God, damn it. It's so
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fucked up. Uh. In any event, that's the story of cocaine cats.
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Oh man, So all you gotta do is tell me which one I
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would like, which one I would share, and which one I would block
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on social media. As as I cannot recall the last time as one of
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you were on your own, I don't know, man, I am going
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to flip a coin cool tails heads, Okay, Stevie, He's like,
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I do I know which one SAIDs I didn't have a coin. I had
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a box veto up. I was like, I'm going first, fuck you
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in your choices? What do you think? Um? I believe that you
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are going to share the Canada story because that's fucking awesome and everybody shouldn't know
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that you have the right to flip somebody else the fuck off, at least
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in Canada. Yeah, maybe not hear so much in the States. But
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um, I believe that you are gonna like the cocaine cat based on the
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fact that the animal did not die, and it survived and just recovering and
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somewhere else and on top of it had the caveat. Yeah. You heard
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me say a big word of the monkey story afterwards. Now, and I
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think you're gonna block the zebra one because the zebra got shot in the face
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with shotgun. Okay, fuck the farm around he did, but I'm sure
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he deserved it. Yeah, I'm kind of curious as to what he did
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to trigger the attack. But in any event, uh, Aggie, you
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may keep one of his the same, but you have to swap the other
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two, okay, or you can go. You're completely your own way,
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Okay. The one I'm keeping the same is sharing Canada's right middle finger.
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That's what I'm keeping because of course, yes, you want to share that
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kind of democracy. Um, but you just shit on all the other countries
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that listen to us the time all the time, don't I. I think
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you're actually gonna block Cocaine cat because there's a very good chance the cat might
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not survive the um you know, the after effects, because that's usually what
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ends up killing them in the end, is the withsrawal and all that.
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So I think you wouldn't on to um. I think you bought a black
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thatch just because it's just gonna end bad. However, U, the zebra
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one is just kind of like a guy kind of got his comumpins for possibly
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being a bad farmer or horse tabler. Yeah, annimal husband you are or
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however, house dress, don't husband dress. I'm not sure. I don't
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know what all it happened after he becomes widowed. That's not what husbandry means
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in this I know, but imagine doing that and he's a doctor. Stop
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talking, husband, so I can reveal that for the first time in a
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long time, neither of you got this right. Wow, really, so
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I'm not surprised I shared the co king cat story. No boy, Yeah,
27:49
because of the three of these, uh it is it is my favorite.
27:53
It has it has a happy ending for the animal, which the zebra
27:57
one does not have. No uh and the Canada flipping the middle finger only
28:03
amused me. It didn't It wasn't like, yeah, rock on, I
28:06
gotta tell everybody about this. It was just kind of like it was mildly
28:08
amusing. Where's cocaine cat? I was like, oh um, so I
28:12
shared the cocaine cat. I liked the flipping the middle Finger story from Canada,
28:18
and I blocked the pet zebra story because yes, I mean yeah,
28:22
the guy got his come up and but it ended in the end of the
28:26
zebra's life and the man is fine, his arm was reattached, no problem.
28:30
Yeah you can reattach that Yeah, so fuck that guy. And yeah,
28:36
so I blocked that story, which means Aggie didn't get any of them
28:40
right, but Stevie got my block right. So Stevie wins. And for
28:45
the first time that I don't know, win bisechnicality. Yeah, I'll take
28:49
it. Take a win man. Win is a win, right, Well
28:53
yeah, all right, so you're one point ahead, but that can change
28:56
because game two is coming up and it's worth two points and it's coming up
29:00
right after this. Hi, I'm Sam him Richie, I'm a little Matt.
29:15
And here in the five section Lounge, we are three dads who host
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29:33
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always be there too. Grab a list. Hey man, welcome back.
29:52
It's time for Part two and Game two of by t W. Today is
29:59
Pitch Me the one more time. As always, I'm going to give our
30:03
players a control of a media property, or an icon or a situation,
30:07
and they're gonna have to give me their best pitch, and whichever pitch wins
30:11
will earn the game, win the game, and earn themselves two points.
30:15
So as March sixteenth was International Panda Day, as the worst entertainment executive ever,
30:23
I have been thinking that we need more panda bears in entertainment. Thank
30:29
you for making sure you say worst, Thank you for that worst or that.
30:33
I mean. I've actually heard all these pitches and literally none of them
30:37
have come true. So I am wasting everybody's time. We might we might
30:41
have something for you today, Hold on, I hope. So, so
30:47
what I want you to do is to pitch me a movie, TV series,
30:51
book, or video game that doesn't currently feature a panda bear and make
30:56
the main character a panda bear. I want to know how this changes the
31:00
dynamic between them and the other characters, and I want to know how the
31:03
plot plays out. Best pitch wins and gets two points. Now Stevie won
31:08
the last game. So Aggie, you have the choice. Would you like
31:11
to go first or second? I can go first, all right, rock
31:15
me a pitch of panda bears. Okay, so I have this pitch where
31:25
you can replace al Bundy from Married with Children with a panda bear. I
31:36
love it already, but please expound upon this pitch so alot. We already
31:42
know that the panda bear would be the perfect replacement because it always shares a
31:47
lot of qualities with the character. They can both be aggressive and also completely
31:52
docile at times. They both have horrible diets, some of which is not
31:59
entirely their fault, but most of it is, and they are both disgusted
32:04
by the thought of having sex with their mates. It's a good fucking fish.
32:12
Wow. Wow, that's fucking strong, sir. You have more.
32:19
I don't really have more. I went on like a rant of how much
32:23
I hate pandas, and like I have a whole have a list, like
32:28
of a thing. Okay, so, like, first of all, their
32:34
carnivores, but their diet is herbivore. They mostly eat bamboo shoots. They
32:38
have the digestive system to eat protein breakdown proteins, but they don't like what
32:45
the fuck? They almost exclusively eat bamboo, which is no nutritional value whatsoever.
32:52
And I don't know if how many people know this, but if you're
32:55
wondering why your zoo doesn't have a panda, did you know why you're zoo
33:00
our zoo doesn't have a panda because you can only get a panda on lease
33:05
from China at a million dollars a year. You get a ten year lease.
33:12
After that it's back to China. Yeah that's real, by the way.
33:19
Yeah, so I think like the last I heard, like back in
33:22
twenty thirteen, Memphis Zoo lost their panda license and yeah, they just lost
33:28
the pan gone back right back to China. They have less than two thousand
33:32
left and most of them are in captivity and the only reason why they're breeding
33:37
is because of force incimination. Oh my, god. Yeah, that's a
33:42
lot of pressure. Yeah, oh wow. Don't donate to the Pana Foundation.
33:46
Donate to actual other like bees, honeybees. Donate to Honeybee Foundation.
33:51
The need those, yeah, not evolutionary dead ends and their vomit yummy.
33:59
The bees, not the panda say, can't you make paper from panda poop?
34:07
I think so, because it's made from they're trying to they're trying to
34:10
make a biosleep anyway. They're trying to use its feces for biofuel. Um.
34:17
But the problem is there's less than two thousands. So at one point
34:22
are they animals and at one point are they just batteries for your car?
34:27
Wow? Yeah, damn the Flintstone's gotta stop using pandas and up you have
34:32
to go fower. Dear god, this went from a very funny comedy podcast
34:37
to very sorry. Sorry I went to college for this, and it's very
34:45
man. It's fine, man, I get it, it's cool. Your
34:46
pitch was strong. It was, if not as fleshed out as I would
34:52
have liked, but still very bird. I thought, very much challenged.
34:55
It was just so funny because it's just basically the really just growl in response
35:00
to ye, like, you don't even have to do a voice over nothing.
35:04
It's just be a panda bearer, like its just and they're just like,
35:07
hell, I'm just sitting there eating bamboo. Oh God, I want
35:15
to see that now. I want to see somebody. He want to go
35:19
up to the bedroom and it just like crawls out the door, like it
35:22
just leaves. Oh that's fantastic, same character, all right, Stevie,
35:28
you got to compete that. It's so hard, man, mostly because I
35:32
was trying to go from like with Norm from Cheers, but I can't even
35:35
do that now because what he just did. Alright, so the two shows
35:42
we watch each night, and you could still do it. It's almost like
35:45
taking the same thing. So, gentlemen, instead of that, I bring
35:50
to this board, in this council, under these wonderful conditions that the Late
35:55
Show or the Late Late Show is changing hosts this year. We all know
35:59
the twenty twenty that's happening. My pitch will not only resolve the issue of
36:04
a missing late night host, but also a huge improvement on the previous one.
36:07
I proposed that we replaced James Corton with a panda bear. Here we
36:14
out no go on. The pandas are a lot cuter. I feel kind
36:22
of bad. They have more interesting things to say. Oh, now he
36:27
feels bad. When he was making this earlier, he was you know what,
36:30
No, I don't much. They are The pandas are cuter. Um,
36:34
they are more cuddly, and a panda has actual appeal to the opposite
36:37
sex. Now the Late Late Show with puts Panda would be fucking amazing.
36:45
Yes, yes, you couldn't come up with any That's a perfect name for
36:51
a pandas. He's not gonna be doing anything but sitting there rolling around half
36:55
the time. All right, does hebrew penis? Oh sweet? Now it
37:01
works on multiple somehow I feel like I'm I'm pretty. We still book movie
37:10
stars and such like normal like celebrities to pitch their projects, except the guests
37:16
aren't disgusted by the hostess time around. I mean, writings can only increase,
37:23
gentlemen, It only makes sense. Welcome to the shooting on James Cordon
37:30
me otherwise, notice dear God giving James Cordon the same treatment we usually give
37:39
Piers Morgan. Guys, two of them should get together and do a double
37:47
act so we can all ignore them. Simultaneous, so we know where they
37:52
are together. Because, uh, that was delightful. Thank you. That
37:58
was absolutely delightful one thousand percent. And I loved it. I loved both
38:06
your pitchions a thousand percent. But I'm obviously going into married with children.
38:09
I'm obviously going with that one. I know it kind of stole your thunder,
38:15
but that's why sometimes you gotta go first. Ye no, no,
38:16
I d percent. He told me earlier, and I'm like you, I'm
38:21
like, dude, this is what I'm coming with. He's like, God,
38:22
damn it, it's it's genius. It is. It is simply genius.
38:27
That's good And I like, however, I did love ribbing on James
38:30
Cordon. Yeah, so that's a good thing. Honestly, Fuck that guy.
38:35
I'm I'm not wrong on the same page here. So it happens again
38:38
in the future. We know why, James Cordon, if you're listening,
38:42
seriously, fuck you sh just saying, wow, we're throwing out. If
38:52
James's listening to our podcast, you got better shit than do you know what?
38:55
Fuck you? You don't want to know? Why your time here?
38:59
What are you doing? James gard and go do something with your lives all
39:05
right, here we go, enjoy this train, have mercy. U Augue
39:12
wins the game gets two points. He is up two to one, but
39:19
we will have a definitive winner after game three. Game three, as always
39:22
is, We're three points and it's coming up right after this. Hi,
39:36
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39:39
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39:44
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40:28
to check our voicemails. Let's see, we got aug we got anything?
40:30
Yeah, we got two voicemail sweet, let's hit him up. Yeah,
40:35
let's just want to hear what our fans have to say. What up you
40:38
fun filled fuck nuggets? Yo? Hell yeah it is. Yeah. Hey,
40:44
I am extremely sorry that life likes to fuck with me and prevent me
40:49
from being a regular calling guests like I have been all good talk. But
40:55
then again, at least that's the extra ninety seconds you don't have to hear
40:59
me blast having ship. I'm back for the most part. I'm actually gonna
41:06
be by you guys, well not by you guys, but on the East
41:09
Coast when you guys are listening to this UM and recording this coming Saturday,
41:15
UM, I will be going to trans Elliganti Lunatic Asylum for my birthday.
41:17
Since my birthday's Thursday and we're flying out on Thursday. Me and my wife
41:22
and even my youngest stepdaughter who's twelve, is all going to go do the
41:27
overnight investigation, which starts at nine and five in the morning. Anymore,
41:30
I'll get jipped an hour because of the time change. It's gonna be interesting.
41:37
Nonetheless, I've been a lot of fun about this place. So I'm
41:40
kind of psyching myself up and getting prepared. But I'll let you guys know
41:45
how it goes if I make it out a live be curious too. Oh
41:49
yeah, absolutely. I miss you guys. I'm coming back. Yea,
41:53
be back and I'll annoy the funk out of you like I always. Yeah,
42:00
stally man got out, peace telling man Todd. Yeah man, Yeah,
42:06
you survive your Yeah, don't die from ghosts. Yeah, don't go
42:08
all like fastmaphobia on us. Yeah you got this man. You bring your
42:13
your detector and stuff. We we we ghosts. There's ghosts here. But
42:24
we hope you have a fucking great time. Man, happy birthday, and
42:29
hope I hope your whole family enjoys this experience that sounds like a fucking blast
42:32
man about I'm genuinely kind of obvious. Um right, hope it sounds like
42:38
fun and I hope you enjoy it, sir, uh And we always welcome
42:42
your presence man, yea anytime of us. Don't worry about that, Aggie.
42:49
We got another voicemail. Yes, we do us up. Hello you
42:52
monstrously strange monstres. Imagine how many times he took me to get that out
43:01
anyway. I thought i'd just leave you a message to Sam catching up right,
43:08
listening to you guys regularly again, Yeah yeah, still fucking hill obvious
43:15
and whenever you're ready, I'm up for the challenger beating Crunchy. I'm beating
43:21
you guys, love Crunchy. But as Drago said on Rocky for I'm must
43:27
break you. I love you guys by Colin, love you, brother,
43:37
dude. We gotta make that happen. Yeah, I was just rivalry nobody
43:39
wanted. But it's happening anyways, because we were making a house that the
43:44
game was up and stuff. We bring them both on. We let him
43:45
play. Ask Matt from Gately Bruce if he wants to join and just have
43:49
a full brit Off. Oh my god, freeway britt off. Like I
43:57
don't know, I legitimately don't know what games I would make up for that
44:00
show, but it would be it would be worth it. It would be
44:05
a fun fucking time. That did be an awesome time. Yeah, I
44:08
think so as well. That's awesome. We'll figure something out. We'll figure
44:13
something out because we miss you, Colin. We really I got I got
44:16
uh some notes from Colin over high I think as a social media um and
44:24
uh. And it was just so nice to reconnect with him because I would
44:28
like, I realized I hadn't heard anything for him in a while, and
44:30
I was starting to get concerned. Yeah, and I've been talking about food
44:34
lately. Yeah, about cooking and food. It's been pretty yeah. Yeah.
44:37
No, he offered to let me and come out and live in a
44:39
spare room. Yeah yeah. And I'm like, well, you have the
44:43
host game shows wire there. I mean, I would imagine I would have
44:46
to, like that would be part of the rent. I think it's fair.
44:49
I mean, I mean, you know, it's a professional game show
44:51
hosts. It's a skill, ye what it is. Uh. But yeah,
44:57
Colin Man, definitely love hearing from you, brother, hope things on
45:00
complicate themselves, and look forward to hearing more from you in the future.
45:06
One of our favorite human beings on the planet for sure, along with telling
45:09
me on Todd of course, and especially everyone else who has decided to pitch
45:15
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45:22
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45:29
section. Thanks so much. Now back to the show. Hey man,
45:43
welcome back. It's time for part three of our podcast, and game three
45:46
is going to be the rules of the game. You gentlemen know how to
45:52
play correct, of course not. That's the whole point. We were about
45:57
to just start playing a game. They have no idea what the rules are.
46:00
Sometimes you have to guess what the rules are. In this case,
46:02
that is not the case. The winner will be the player who achieves the
46:07
objective first. Oh no, okay, the objective the objective. So,
46:13
gentlemen, you may want to have paper and pen ready, Okay, we
46:15
can get We're just gonna get started, Aggie. One will last game.
46:21
So Stevie, I'll give you the choice. Who do you want to go
46:22
first? Um? I will go first? Okay, Stevie, Yeah,
46:27
start us off slime. Too many letters, Aggie. The not enough letters,
46:40
Stevie, Hey, not enough letters? Um. They people are like,
46:53
what the fuck's wrong with you guys? Uh? No point, uh,
47:00
Stevie. Um followers. Too many letters, Aggie, mm hmmm,
47:12
uh angry too many letters, Stevie. Powers. Too many letters, Aggie,
47:22
Um four spell it fo you are uh two points to Aggie. Stevie,
47:45
what just watching his brain melt in real time? Five? Uh?
47:52
Five no point, Aggie. Four f o r e uh four spelled f
48:07
o r e is two points, Stevie. H this is not what I
48:24
thought it was going to be at all. Now I'm like really confused.
48:28
Okay, so telling me I'm getting points. No bore b o r e
48:34
b o r e h that is two points to Stevie. Aggie, So
48:45
are s o a r s o a r uh that is two points to
48:52
AUGI Stevie mm hmm. Tour t o r E t O r e that
49:00
is two points to Steve Aggie. Lower l o r e U is uh
49:09
two points too, Aggie, Okay, this is a goal. I apologize
49:15
CV. I screwed up. Okay, um when you said five, yeah,
49:19
that was worth one point. Sweet. That was my mistake though.
49:24
Sorry, Stevie. Is your it is your turn? Mm hmm okay,
49:35
Um sure s u r E s u r e uh no point, Aggie.
49:44
Mhm. Tour t O you are t O you are interesting? Uh
49:59
two points Stevie, mm hmmm, I don't know. That's not an experiment
50:08
floor f l o R too many letters. Okay, um more m O
50:20
r e god damn it, Aggie. Uh. Two points to Aggie.
50:25
Uh, Stevie, I don't know what what am I doing wrong? I
50:31
thought I was doing it right. You are fire f i r e f
50:36
i r e interesting. Uh. That is one point to Stevie. Aggie.
50:45
Pier p y r e p y r e very interesting. No points
50:52
to Auggie. Stevie. Mm hmm, this is so fucking difficult, like
51:04
my brain hurd um. Let's go with dire d iri e d i ri
51:10
e. Uh. That is worth one point to Stevie. Oggie. Um
51:23
m cask c a s k c a s k interesting. Uh. No
51:30
points to Augie. Okay, uh, Stevie rice r c e rice r
51:39
i c e h. That is one point to Stevie. H. Do
51:49
you want to know what your point totals are? No, because I think
51:52
all he's beating me, but probably for the audience. Yes, I will
51:55
tell you that your score is two points a piece. Okay, Aggie,
52:09
you are next. I hope the audience listening at home is just as confused
52:16
as you are. Oh, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure because I
52:20
certainly reco Meyer am i r e m I r e is one point.
52:28
Stevie sire siri s I ri e is one point. Mm hmmm. Uh
52:50
liar l y r e l y r e is two points. Mm hmm,
52:58
yeah, I know words. Oh my god. Oh nope, I'm
53:04
sorry. I screwed up more than that, um Hoggy. When you did
53:08
Lore, yeah that was worth four points, so the actual score is four
53:14
points to two. When he did Lore yep l o r e m hmmm,
53:25
all right, which one did you just do? Sorry? I did
53:29
liar l r e l y Sorry. The fact that I've made a couple
53:35
of mistakes is making this game a lot harder than it should be, I
53:37
think. Okay, my apologies, it's all as for all we know.
53:42
That's just part of the rules of the game. We have no idea.
53:44
We don't know. Um meyer m y ear m y e r fairly certain
53:52
is not a word, but it doesn't matter. It's worth no points anyway,
53:55
damn it. The name age Uh door d o o R d o
54:14
o r that is two points. Stevie drew d r e w d r
54:24
e w that is no points. Okays that Aggie, Um after this,
54:36
guest, I'll give you another clue. Cool, have h a v E
54:40
have h a v E no points. Your next hint is that the objective
54:49
is to get to eight points. Stevie, you're up next. Cave c
54:57
a v e cave c a v e uh, no point, Aggie.
55:06
Bake b a k e bake a k e no points, Stevie. Gate
55:17
g a t e gate is no point. I don't understand. Um.
55:29
I'm trying to think it's like another pretty serious no. That's not it though.
55:35
Omen o m E n omen omen is worth three points, Stevie.
55:50
Toke t o k e toke t o k e that is two points,
55:57
Aggie, well that's five words. Um kiss k I s s kiss is
56:10
worth one point, Stevie. On its listening at home? Um, have
56:22
you found a pattern yet? Step step step? That is no points to
56:30
Stevie, it's not that okay book bo okay book is worth two points,
56:45
Stevie. Hm hmmm, bak b e e k that's how you spell beak
56:57
it. But it just doesn't matter. It's it's worth no points. Um
57:07
m raft r a f t raft no points. Cbe did you do boat
57:23
or boot? He did book book. That's it. Boot. I'm talking
57:30
aboot boot. Yeah, boots will get you two points. Aggie, Um
57:40
text t e xt text no points. One more go around for each of
57:49
you before I give you another clue. Cbe um, let's go with um
58:00
took t o okay m t O O kay is worth two points, Aggie,
58:10
Tom t O M e U t O m e h is worth two
58:20
points. Uh. Your next clue uh is that the letters matter and so
58:35
does their position figure um stevie poon p O O n poon is worth four
58:50
points. Well done, Aggie, you're halfway there. Shit oral O R
58:59
e O R e l interesting. That is worth two points. Believe it
59:08
or not? What spelled wrong? Cool spelled wrong and I'm going with the
59:14
one that spelled right. Then you want r it is also worth two points.
59:22
I had a hunch it was wrong. That's awesome. Damn. What
59:30
do you got? I've got a nothing? Um, I've got um role
59:36
R O L role is worth three points. Nice anis I'm fun now an
59:49
This is worth one point? Hell yeah, C but b U t t
59:54
yes, uh no points for what about the ant? Is a anal?
1:00:06
You know? Yeah? Anal is worth two points. Yeah it is blow
1:00:22
blow who I like it? Um that is surprisingly worth two points. Um
1:00:36
this is so much balls. Too many letters, damn it. Ball is
1:00:45
worth one point. Um Um, bangs, you're gonna write that down.
1:00:51
Bangs. Too many letters. Keep doing this wrong. Okay, Um Real
1:01:00
r E A L real is worth one point. I'm gonna give you your
1:01:08
last clue. Now. You don't get anymore after this. It's You get
1:01:14
one point if the letter is in the word but in the wrong place,
1:01:17
and you get two points if the letter is in the word and in the
1:01:21
right place. Stevie, we begin again with you. Sexy sexy, very
1:01:29
good word. I like it zero points. Fuck, Aggie, Okay,
1:01:36
Um Meal M E A L Meal is worth one point, Stevie. Mono
1:01:52
Mono set of stereo is worth three points. Okay, Lean l E A
1:02:02
N Lean is worth four points. Okay, fuck Okay, obey m hmm
1:02:14
obey mm hmmm. Not in your life one point for you, sir.
1:02:21
Okay. Liar l I A R l I A R is worth three points.
1:02:32
Pure p I E R pure is worth one point. Agi. Um
1:02:47
m shit shit right right, yeah, Uh I need something like l I
1:02:58
K E like Uh is also worth three points. Damn motherfucker weed, I'm
1:03:04
sorrist. We didn't do that like so much? Sooner? Can we all
1:03:07
the weed we're swelling? Yeah, sadly it's worth zero points. Aggie.
1:03:15
Um limp l I mp uh limp is three points. Stem pimp pimp,
1:03:27
Yeah, uh pimp is worth one point. Aggie. Um m hmm lime
1:03:40
l I m e lime is worth three points. Very nice. Um zoom
1:03:47
z o O m zoom is worth two points. Aggie um limb l I
1:04:00
mb limb is worth three points running out of four lot. Maybe they're really
1:04:09
eight letters and it's how we really do this. No. Um tune t
1:04:14
O O N tune tune is worth four points. Aggie. Um temp t
1:04:32
E m P temp yeah temp is worth no points. Stevie. Um goon
1:04:45
goon is worth four points. Okay, Leon l e O n leon is
1:04:57
worth five points. You figure something out, didn't you, Stevie. Loon
1:05:06
l O n loon is worth six points. Aggie. Lion l I O
1:05:19
n lion is also worth six points. Stevie, they're very very close now,
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Leon. It's worth the exact same five points it was, Aggie.
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Aggie, he handed you a free guest did uh shit, Oh god damn
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it. I'm trying to think of something that would go there. Um hm
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fuck. Uh, lion with a y l y o n l y o
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n Yeah. Uh, lion with the y is worth five points, okay,
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Stevie. Loan loan uh loan is worth six points. Oh my god,
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Aggie, you can see the math figures is so difficult. You're so
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close that I know uh sion s i o n sion s i o and
1:06:44
interesting spelling. Uh. That is worth four points, okay, Stevie.
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Zone z o n E zone z o n E. You're both taken step
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backwards. Um, this is three points for you, Aggie. Light l
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i t E light l i t e is three points. Stephan harder backwards,
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Stevie. When I did loan before, that was l in right,
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Yes, Okay. What about loan l o E l o n E loan
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l o n E. That is five points? Okay, loot l o
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o t I didn't take me a second. There is four points, okay,
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Stevie. Lean l e a n l e a n uh that is
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four points, Aggie. D u c k u c k no points at
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all. Damn all right. UM, I wasn't going to give another clue.
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But since you guys are just dancing, you're around it and you've danced
1:08:00
away from it, I will tell you that the first letter is L and
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the last letter is N. Stevie, try to think of which one's um.
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I'm trying to think all the combinations of L A I N LANE L
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A I N. I don't know if that's a word or not. I'm
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not gonna spell. Lane sure is six points, fuck, Aggie, shit,
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um uh listen, L I S L I s L S is five
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points, regardless of how stupid I don't even know. Come on, cbe
1:08:46
you got this. I don't know I got this. You have to have
1:08:49
this, you think so? Um, I did all the words? Did
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you? I'm pretty sure unless it's some weird French words or something I don't
1:09:04
know. UM, let's go with I don't know what are words of the
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left? Oh? Shit, I think I figured out? Did you?
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Hopefully you did? I have nothing. I'll have to pass. I really
1:09:17
have no letters. Give me something, UM, any combinational letters. Uh,
1:09:24
we'll go with as you've seen. It doesn't have to be a real
1:09:27
right U and e l u E N yeah, four points. Noel noel
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and no e L. It's not the L and the nent in the right
1:09:39
spot, that is yeah, that is four points. Damn it. I
1:09:42
thought I thought they were on the wrong spot. Unbelievable. I genuinely thought
1:09:46
this was over. This is so I'm not good at M L and at
1:09:56
the okay L at the beginning and at the just two letters ai kane kane
1:10:06
c A I N Yeah. Sure, uh so that would be four points.
1:10:13
Shit, Oggie, come on, man, uh lamb la mn lamb
1:10:23
la pronounced damn but with an L that is worth four points and really really
1:10:33
funny, Stevie, Um I would save us. I don't know, dude,
1:10:44
this is so hard. Oh my god, is there a y in
1:10:47
there. You're at home. You have just figured out way before either of
1:10:54
these two idiots. Please email me, do whatever you gotta do, because
1:11:00
I gotta know that this isn't my faults. Did we do Lean? We
1:11:06
did do Lean? We do the other Lean spell it L E I N
1:11:13
L e I N. Yeah. That is worth six points. Fucking so
1:11:18
one of these is right? Uh oh god, um u lan l A
1:11:27
A N four points Stevie loin l o I n is exactly right. God
1:11:36
damn points to Stevie and he wins the game. It helps so much when
1:11:41
you actually write down the words and actually do him in line. Yes,
1:11:45
oh I am you said every other termination. I really thought you were gonna
1:11:55
get it. When he said lyon, I'm like, yes, that's everything,
1:11:58
said the one the Irish switch. Just switch him around the other way.
1:12:01
But no, he started giving me zone and jesus see, it was
1:12:10
like how many follows guys stick it to a word. Oh my god,
1:12:14
I really was. It's just like you. I'm gonna try the last time
1:12:18
I try to get these two guys four letters X and Y and z's next.
1:12:25
Holy crap, shit that was TTV wins the game gets three points on
1:12:31
the episode four points to two. Yes, and I can fight for it.
1:12:39
Fought an unbelievably stupid contest. Look at that. Congratulations, I wrote
1:12:46
down every guess and this is an insane card awards from fire dire myer m
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y e er. Then for a while you just went sex words poon oral
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anus anal sex absolutely falls into se al. Right, Well, I think
1:13:12
it's time we wrap things up. Oh my god, yeah, uh so,
1:13:16
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