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Kyle is about to throw hands with a backyard bird · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and rich I heeart lineup was announced this morning.
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  Speaker 1: It's freaking sane, my bad. I thought we were doing
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  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes, but it happened three hours ago. Dude,
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  Speaker 3: But you texted us this morning about something? How they right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I was listening to Monday's show right now, and did
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  Speaker 4: John Jay.
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  Speaker 5: Just say paradigm?
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  Speaker 3: Well I did Monday.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 6: I can't believe it, Like what kind of world are
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  Speaker 6: we in?
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  Speaker 3: And where John Day now uses the word paradigm?
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  Speaker 5: He was talking about two ten cent pieces a pair
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  Speaker 5: of dimes.
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  Speaker 6: Can I tell you, okay that means morse?
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  Speaker 5: I still believe now.
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  Speaker 1: When I when I used that word yesterday, I did
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  Speaker 1: it on purpose as a joke because I was a
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  Speaker 1: long time ago I was in an improv troupe doing
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  Speaker 1: improv and the improv teacher would tell you, this is
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  Speaker 3: He goes.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, you're holding holding something like you're looking at
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  Speaker 1: this situation this way. And then he was like, turn
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  Speaker 1: the paradigm is what he said, and then look at
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  Speaker 1: it through a different direction. And I was like, I'll
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  Speaker 1: buy myself going to paradigm. I can't wait to use that.
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  Speaker 4: All this time, you said, all this time, it's sitting in.
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  Speaker 3: The back of my.
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  Speaker 6: Use the paradigm. Well it didn't make it didn't mean
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  Speaker 6: you laugh out lap.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thanks Heather, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, fantastic day. Bye you too.
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  Speaker 1: keep listening, Uh Nick, what game we played this morning?
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  Speaker 6: You guys are playing Noise Machine today.
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  Speaker 3: One of my favorite games, by the way. Okay, Kaylee's
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  Speaker 3: our contested.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Kaylee, Hi, You are playing Noise Machine for EDG
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  Speaker 1: Shearing Tickets.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 6: All right. I hope you've been schooled up on your
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  Speaker 6: TV theme songs guys, because that's what we're playing today.
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  Speaker 6: Oh far shot at ed Shearing Tickets right now. We're
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  Speaker 6: gonna start with John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: The Office.
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  Speaker 6: The Office is cragged, John Jay commanding lead with one point.
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  Speaker 5: American Idol.
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  Speaker 6: Huh yeah, good job. The new version of American Idles
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  Speaker 6: theme so on, very short as to the original version. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: one point for John Jay, one point for Rich Payton.
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  Speaker 5: Elementary.
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  Speaker 6: Yep, there we go. Carefully crafted these questions for each
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  Speaker 6: one of you after three players, three points, Kyle, that
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  Speaker 6: Secret Life is Mormon. It is indeed on TV right now?
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  Speaker 5: That is Is.
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  Speaker 3: It your favorite show right now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I love it going on. I thought it was, but
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  Speaker 6: I had gone back and restarted the entire series because
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  Speaker 6: because it's so good. Yeah, I just can't stay awake.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I thought it for so long, but when
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  Speaker 4: you get into it, it really sucks you.
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  Speaker 5: It's like it's like just eating like lots of French fries,
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  Speaker 5: you know, not good for you, but it's good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Also, I mean that's fine for you to me.
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  Speaker 3: All right, So.
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  Speaker 6: After one no wake, we still have Kaylee. You guys,
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  Speaker 6: let's do Kayley's point. My goodness, unprecedented game today, you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Everyone on the board thus far. We begin round two
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  Speaker 6: with John Jay.
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  Speaker 3: Freaking love this song.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 6: Indeed, it's the only one that I kept all three
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  Speaker 6: minutes of the.
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  Speaker 5: Shall I keep it rolling?
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm a really good hummer.
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  Speaker 6: I like that you put the mic right in your
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  Speaker 6: in your throat instead of yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Did we talk about doing this with the full band
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  Speaker 5: and a love pup family fest and just came up
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  Speaker 5: and huh, let's do it?
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  Speaker 6: The ir rating music festival. Yeah, all right, two points for.
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  Speaker 5: John Jay Rich Oh breaking bad Yeah, okay, freaking bad
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  Speaker 5: news too. Also that segment.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't nobody missed one yet? Pressures on Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, something creepy and sinister. Ye, let's say squid games.
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  Speaker 6: Squid games. Okay, nope, anybody.
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  Speaker 3: I will guess, Yeah, and I don't. I think it's
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  Speaker 3: American horror story.
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  Speaker 6: American horror story is a good guess. One also incorrect.
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  Speaker 6: We are looking for lost.
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  Speaker 5: You've never seen bother more angry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so mad at that for an hour still has
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  Speaker 2: wiped the theme something from his brain.
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  Speaker 6: All right, sorry, Peyton, we still have one point today,
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  Speaker 6: no chance to win. Kyle's turn Fixter happy. Anyone's ever
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  Speaker 6: looked for a murder show?
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  Speaker 5: Boys?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? Real quick? So I had to put
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  Speaker 3: We had to put our dog down on Saturday. It
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  Speaker 3: was a terrible lego.
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  Speaker 1: And they gave the dog propo fall for the dog
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  Speaker 1: to go to sleep, and then they give I forget
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  Speaker 1: the name. She goes and now we're gonna give it whatever,
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  Speaker 1: and I go, hey, that's what Dexter.
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  Speaker 3: Gives his people. And she goes, excuse me, And I
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  Speaker 3: go that's the stuff Dexter gives the people be for
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  Speaker 3: he kills him and then heard that name that she
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  Speaker 3: said was the same thing he had to go get carbonated.
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl whatever it is, anyway, go ahead, sorry anyway,
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  Speaker 1: all right, p Lego, We're gonna move on.
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  Speaker 6: Kaylee, will We'll give you three points if you can
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  Speaker 6: get this one.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, it has to be some.
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  Speaker 6: Kind of crime show, is.
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  Speaker 7: It, like?
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  Speaker 6: I can't imagine it could be anything stranger than the
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  Speaker 6: last one.
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  Speaker 7: Stranger.
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  Speaker 5: Kaylee is strong. Not many people get the dance, but
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  Speaker 5: Kaylee was right there.
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  Speaker 6: The thing was stranger.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Kelly, congratulations, you get tickets to see Edge.
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  Speaker 5: Sharon sweet, thank you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, in an hour, we'll have tickets to Gracie Abrams.
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  Speaker 1: Probably a half hour or so.
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  Speaker 6: We'll do minute to win it and it's a the
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  Speaker 6: Gray Abrams. Tickets will be iHeartRadio Music Festival themed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that was a great game, by the way, that
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  Speaker 3: was a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: I love those games. I love your games. I love
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  Speaker 1: your gams. So hey, I was driving in this morning,
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  Speaker 1: and this is gonna sound so stupid. I was driving
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  Speaker 1: in this morning and I saw a flock of birds
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  Speaker 1: and I had an observation about these flock of birds,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought, and I had this whole conversation in
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  Speaker 1: my head before I got to the radio station, and
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  Speaker 1: I said, go, I wish there was a reason I
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  Speaker 1: could bring up this bird thing. I want to bring
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  Speaker 1: up this bird observation, but there's no reason to bring
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  Speaker 1: it up. I'm usually you to reason, and then Lord
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  Speaker 1: and behold, Kyle has a bird story. And after you
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  Speaker 1: tell your bird story, then I can tell you my observation.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I mean, I loved I'm so excited
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  Speaker 1: to hear your bird story. Except maybe I shouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: tell my story, because Kyle's bird stories probably a level
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  Speaker 1: ten story. That you're gonna tell your birth story, then
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to bring the room down, and not really
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  Speaker 1: bring it room down.
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  Speaker 3: But why would you tell that story?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know if I'm the only one dealing
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  Speaker 4: with this, or if this has happened to anyone else,
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  Speaker 4: But it is somewhat.
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  Speaker 6: Of a mystery.
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  Speaker 4: And there is a bird or two birds that are
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  Speaker 4: really quite a nuisance around our house.
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  Speaker 6: So for the last.
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  Speaker 4: Month or so, you know, we've we're in a sleep
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  Speaker 4: divorce right now. So I don't sleep in our bedroom,
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  Speaker 4: but for the last month or so, the kids will
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  Speaker 4: sleep with Scott on and off right, and Addie keeps
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  Speaker 4: waking up really early, and she's like, there is a
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  Speaker 4: bird that comes to the window and just knocks every
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  Speaker 4: morning at the crack of dawn.
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  Speaker 6: It is summer vacation.
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  Speaker 4: That's not cool, right, So over the weekend, Scott was
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  Speaker 4: gone and I finally experienced this bird for myself. It
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  Speaker 4: was like Saturday morning, five a m. And all of
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  Speaker 4: a sudden, I hear knock, knock, knock, knock, knock constantly
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  Speaker 4: outside the window, and I'm like, this bird's gonna get it.
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  Speaker 4: So I look outside and sure enough, the bird like
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  Speaker 4: sees me in like flutters away, and I'm like, this
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  Speaker 4: is insane. So I thought I got to set up
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  Speaker 4: like a scarecrow situation, but I don't have a scarecrow.
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  Speaker 4: But what I do have is the kids have this
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  Speaker 4: like blow up thing with nets in it so you
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  Speaker 4: can practice throwing a football. So I set that up
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  Speaker 4: outside the window as if like it looks like a person,
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  Speaker 4: Like it's big enough to a person.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Sure enough, the next day, knocking at the window again,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like this is ridiculous. So so Scott came home, right,
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  Speaker 4: and he's home yesterday and today and the day before.
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  Speaker 4: And I go outside to let the dogs go to
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  Speaker 4: the bathroom, and I see he has drawn faces with
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  Speaker 4: x's as eyes and put these pieces of paper taped
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  Speaker 4: to the window, and on them it says no exclamation
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  Speaker 4: plan as if these birds can read. And they go, oh,
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  Speaker 4: that looks like a dead face with no on it.
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  Speaker 4: I'd better steer clear of this one now, right.
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  Speaker 3: And you have pictures of these signs.
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  Speaker 4: I posted them on my stories. It's at if you
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  Speaker 4: if you want to check it out on Instagram. But yes,
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  Speaker 4: you can see on the two windows right outside of
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  Speaker 4: her bedroom, you see these these pictures posted to the windows. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting ready to leave for work this morning and
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  Speaker 4: Addie comes in with her blanket. So, guys, the signs
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  Speaker 4: did not work.
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  Speaker 3: He said birds can't read.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean he probably is gonna write no birds tapping.
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  Speaker 5: You figure that's too long of a message. We'll just
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  Speaker 5: go with no, Like, what do.
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  Speaker 4: These birds think they are?
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  Speaker 2: You know what kind of birds they are? Because isn't
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  Speaker 2: your husband like a bird enthusiast?
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  Speaker 5: He knows all the birds yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I do not know the type of birds.
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  Speaker 4: He every time he walks out, the bird has flown
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  Speaker 4: away already, so he does not know what type of
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  Speaker 4: bird it is. But like ADDIE's sweet little Addie, she goes, Mom,
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  Speaker 4: I'm worried, Like maybe we're just gonna have to end
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  Speaker 4: this bird's life.
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  Speaker 3: That's a little fun.
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  Speaker 2: How he's been watching your murder shows behind you while
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  Speaker 2: you're getting ready in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: You have no idea anybody in the unflug house. Just
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  Speaker 5: like our mama, you stopped the sleep You're gonna die?
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  Speaker 1: Did he put the signs from the inside of the
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  Speaker 1: window facing outside.
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  Speaker 3: On the outside the bird still.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, should have been able to read that.
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  Speaker 1: You would think that it would it would even it
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  Speaker 1: would stop the like the bird's poking the window for
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  Speaker 1: whatever reason.
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  Speaker 3: So if the piece of paper is there, it's it
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  Speaker 3: would feel different.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what we figured that the bird like maybe
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  Speaker 4: sees his reflection in the mirror, thinks it's his girlfriend
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  Speaker 4: is like, what's.
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  Speaker 6: Up, it's up?
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe he's attracted to the signs you.
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  Speaker 5: Looked up, like the culture of like what a bird
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  Speaker 5: tappen on your window means I feel like we've we've
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  Speaker 5: been through this before.
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  Speaker 4: Me.
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  Speaker 1: I had a bird in pine Top. It was a
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  Speaker 1: woodpecker and we had metal ceilings and it would go
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  Speaker 1: at like five am and that was terrible.
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  Speaker 2: We had peacocks that knocked out our doors, but they
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  Speaker 2: were knowing well, so last long.
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  Speaker 4: So when you look it up, it does say that
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  Speaker 4: like if a bird's tapping in your window, he sees
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  Speaker 4: it and it's like he sees the reflection and he
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  Speaker 4: thinks it's a rival bird, so he's packing at the
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  Speaker 4: bird to get at it. Yeah, but he's still doing it,
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  Speaker 4: and they clearly say no.
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  Speaker 1: So here's my bird observation this morning, And this is
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  Speaker 1: where my brain went. This is what I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: bring up this morning for no reason. I mean for
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  Speaker 1: a reason, but I was driving. It was at a
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  Speaker 1: red light, and I see a flock of birds and
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  Speaker 1: they're flying all together, and I was kind of like,
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  Speaker 1: what's the story with those birds? Are those like parent
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  Speaker 1: birds and they had baby birds and they're all friends
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  Speaker 1: and how do they all fly together? Then I was like,
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  Speaker 1: that's a flock of birds. Who called that a flock
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  Speaker 1: of birds? Who came up with the word flock?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: And how did they trend because there was a social
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  Speaker 1: media when they came up the word flock of birds?
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  Speaker 1: And then I thought, crows. A flock of crows is
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  Speaker 1: called a murder of crows. You've heard that before, but
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  Speaker 1: the crows a bird? Who's the person said, oh, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to call that a murder of crows?
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  Speaker 6: Just the crows, just the crows.
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  Speaker 3: Else, why did they go Why isn't that.
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  Speaker 1: A flock of crows? Why because the crows a bird? Like,
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  Speaker 1: why did they come up with And who's the person
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  Speaker 1: who said murder? And why did that take off? And
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  Speaker 1: how did murder of birds take off? Murder of crows
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  Speaker 1: take off? Like that's pretty cool. It's pretty cool, though.
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  Speaker 1: Just the crows.
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  Speaker 2: They should not have that negative stick. No wonder why
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  Speaker 2: they remember people when they see them forever and get
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  Speaker 2: their lick back.
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  Speaker 6: Everyone's being so mean to cross the person?
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  Speaker 1: Was there a bunch of crows, like like there was
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  Speaker 1: a dead cow and they were hanging on the dead cow.
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  Speaker 1: Those crows murdered dead cow a vulture a murder of cow.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to fink I just want to know
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  Speaker 1: where that came from. And then I thought, I want
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  Speaker 1: to bring this up on the air, but I had no.
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  Speaker 6: That was yeah in this morning, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So John Jay.
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  Speaker 4: The term murder of crows originated in fifteenth century England
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  Speaker 4: as a poetic and dramatic collective noun. It reflects ancient
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  Speaker 4: folklore linking the birds to death and scavenging. It was
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  Speaker 4: popularized in modern era through books like James Lipton's An
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  Speaker 4: Exaltation of Larks.
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  Speaker 5: Now you know, well seeing exaltation of larks is not
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  Speaker 5: nearly as cool as a murder of crows.
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  Speaker 3: Just marketing.
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  Speaker 1: So you think about fifteen hundreds, So like that went
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  Speaker 1: viral and stuggy.
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  Speaker 2: When was the Black Plague? Because weren't they weren't the
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  Speaker 2: doctors like in crow looking like things? Yeah, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I remember that, So maybe that has
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  Speaker 2: something to do with this.
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  Speaker 6: So I wonder if the Black Plague was the.
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  Speaker 5: Plague was now, the plague was before or after that.
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  Speaker 4: Earlier early forty six and thirteen fifty three.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's what I was kind of. I
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  Speaker 1: was on my mind. So yesterday I started to tell
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  Speaker 1: you guys a story. I did this thing I interviewed
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  Speaker 1: yesterday on the highly successful John J. Vanass podcast a
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  Speaker 1: guy named Danny Dixon and he owns Dixon Flannel, and
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  Speaker 1: the interview, I don't know, it might drop this week
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  Speaker 1: or next week. I'm not sure, but it was one
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  Speaker 1: of my longest interviews. This guy was so fascinating how
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  Speaker 1: he started his business and everything right, So the I
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  Speaker 1: interviewed him yesterday. He cannot podcast to you yesterday, but
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  Speaker 1: I went because I was doing the interview with him.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it'd be cool if I wore one of
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  Speaker 1: his shirts and right, so I went to his store
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  Speaker 1: in Tempe and it's called Dixon Flannel. My wife went
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  Speaker 1: with me, and it was this it's this massive store
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  Speaker 1: and he has so much product. There's got socks, he's
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  Speaker 1: got sunglasses, he's got slape, he's got shirts, he's got
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  Speaker 1: a women's section, men's section. And when we were leaving,
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  Speaker 1: my wife and I were trying to eat healthy, she goes,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to get an asa E bowl? And
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I love as i E bowls, and I says sure.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: And if you guys don't know, and I know Rich knows, Kyle,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: you know. But in the past I kind of within
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: the group of us have met a lot of strangers
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: and weird parking lots to get things. Yes, right, yeah,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I mean that's kind of your deal. Yeah, that's what
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: you do with me people, I would get I just I.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: Pulled over on the side of a road in Tucson
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: and some nurse gets out of a car on the
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: side of the road and stabs you into stomach with
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: a shot yep, and then drives off.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I've got boatos in a parking lot before.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: So Blake googles, you know, assilubles around me and there's
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: a nasibol. It's called Vintage Oats, Vintage Granola, Vintage, Vintage
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: something it was called, and it had a really nice website,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: and so we go hit directions on Apple Maps. You
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: pull out of Dixon and there's a roundabout. You go
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: round the roundabout and I'm following navigation. It takes me
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: into an apartment complex. I'm like, well, this is weird
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: because normally when that kind of thing happens, it means
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: that the business has changed or whatever. But it's in
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: apart it's like, you know, four hundred apartments, and I well,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: maybe this is a mistake.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Maybe some of the other side of apartment complex. So
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I drive around.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: No, it ALTI takes me back to the apartment complex.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: So Blake calls the lady. She picks up the phone.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: She's like vintage oats, God, wish you remember vintage granola
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: or something like that. And I go and Blake's like,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: we're trying to find her.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Where are you?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Where exactly are you? Oh, we're this apartment comes what
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: department complex? It's whatever, Okay, what would you like? I
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: could be there in ten minutes, like what? And Blake's like, oh,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: never mind, go no, I go. Let's see what this
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: woman's got. So order uhie with bananas and blueberries and strawberries,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: and Blake orders, I'll say, with coconut and something like that.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: And the lady goes, I'm meet you in the parky
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: a lot in ten minutes. That's perfect for you, right.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I got to see where this is.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: So we get out of our car. We wait and
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: we get I'm parked. I'm parked in an apartment complex,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: walking distance from Dixon Flannel. This car pulls up. I
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: grab my phone and I just start filming and the
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: woman gets out. She's like, oh, you're filming, and she
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: has a box and in the box and I'll post
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: it in the box or two beautiful O SI E bowls.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: We venmo her and we sit down in our car
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: and reet our ours.
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Ea bullsh house is there, and she but her it was.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: She wasn't in this apartment complex. She was somewhere else.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: She was coming home from. She goes, I'm an uptown mark.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: You guys have been the uptown Farmer's market. It's freaking phenomenal,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: by the way, uptown farmers Market phenomenal. She was, I'm
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: just coming home from uptown Farmer's market when you guys called.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: So I don't know where she lives. I don't know,
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: but she was in the area and she said I
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: could be there in ten minutes.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Is she making them out of a business or is
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: she making them out of does not?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: She does carry around a blenders the digit Yeah, off
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: of Priest and Grove Parkway.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I get there in.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Ten minutes, Like did she just have the stuff in
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: her car?
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And I think she was in her there were in
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: a cooler. She was coming home and she made it
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: really quick. But it was so so then so they
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: get this, so they get this. I think I brought
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: up on the air how my son Camp and his
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: girlfriend are trying to make sour dough bread. Yeah, starter, Yes.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I get a DM from a woman saying, hey, I
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: happened to make bread, sour dough bread, and I deliver
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: it on certain days and I might be in your neighborhood. Okay,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: She goes, I make and she went over the list
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: of all this bread and I was like, hey, man,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I'll take all of it. She goes, okay, about we're
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: going to be delivering Sunday at one thirty around the town.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I pick a bank parking lot to meet. I've been
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: meet you in the bank parking lot Sunday at one thirty.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: So Cap had to go buy some new basketball shoes.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: So him and I and his girlfriend went to Dicks.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: And we're at Dicks at Scottsdale Mall. We're in the
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Dicks and she messages me. She goes, hey, my husband
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: and I are done delivering way early. Can you meet
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: us earlier? I go, man, I'm at Dicks right now.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I got to buy some shoes and we're in the
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: process of just trying on the shoes. It might take
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: us long time. She goes, well, just meet you in
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the Dick's parking lot. I'm like, oh, okay, so we
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: pay for the shoes and the shorts, and I'm walking
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: out of Dick's parking lot and I forgot. I forgot
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that I was meeting her, and I'm going to my
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: car near drah Je and I turn around and there's
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: this woman on the side of the road with the
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: trunk open.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: All this bread. How amazing for you?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: And bread was freaking phenomenal, and she had sourdough chocolate
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: chip cookies. So the whole thing I got to hear
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift is how great sour dough is for you.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: It's the one bread you can eat. You only use
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: this three ingredients like they do in Europe, so it's
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: not all the crap that's in the bread here.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So so then I took it home, Blake fell in
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: love with it. Blake went out yesterday and she was
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: all pissed off that we don't have a bread slicer.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, isn't that what a knife is? And
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: she's like, ah, So she goes to Amazon buys a
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: bread slicer. Last night, she's like, slicing all this bread
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: up and it's delicious.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Well, they say there's a property in sour dough that
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: is like oh zempic that if you eat enough fit
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: you could lose weight. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, like pushes
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: so it sloads down your blood, sugar and everything.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You know what I'll do, I'll post followers, I'll post
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: the on John Jay and Rich the two videos. Actually,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't take a video of the bread lady. Can
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you believe that?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: So have you not take a video of the bread.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: I took a video of the bread but not the
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: bread lady because I was like, that was and I
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: and her I should put I don't know her name,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: so I'll put that. I'll put both businesses up so
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: support them both.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: In the last couple of days, you have only consumed
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: food out of random people's cars.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: True story, true story.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: No restaurants, no cooking it home, just out of other
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: people's trunks.