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Donald Drumpf Theatre 307: Bestiality and the Beast · Donald Drumpf Theatre radio show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Previously on the Donald Drumpf Theater radio show.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_00: Drumpf thinks AI is steak sauce, okay?
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_02: He doesn't know what it is.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_02: But you know what?
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_02: Let's not rush to judgment.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: Drumpf can be smart sometimes.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe the reason the economy is tanking and we're losing the war in Iran is
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: because he's been putting all his energy into studying up on AI.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_02: Let's give the man a chance to prove himself.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Some people say the worst case scenario with AI is that the robots,
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_02: the machinery learns to, obviously it thinks for itself.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's what it does.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: And they, that could turn against humanity.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: I just, do we have It's going to be fine.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: We'll always have something to stop them, right?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: We'll have a little gear.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_03: I really hope so.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: I don't like that.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: I really don't like that robot.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: We'll stop it.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: President Drumpf,
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  SPEAKER_02: please say something that tells me you have a firm grasp on the threat
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  SPEAKER_02: that AI poses.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's technology.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_03: No different than when television was,
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  SPEAKER_03: they said the movies would be out of business and the radio came
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: and something else was going to be gone.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's always everything is, people should think more positively.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: We are controlling transmission, if we wish to make it louder.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: We will bring up the body.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: We can change the focus to a soft blur.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_02: You've just crossed over into...
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: For your consideration,
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: a nation held hostage by the fragile ego of a man-baby president you were trapped
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_02: with in the Twilight Zone.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on, I'm sorry.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_01: Gas prices rose again on Friday and diesel hit an all-time high.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: Iran attacked more tankers in the Strait of Hormuz.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: Drumpf!
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: Threatened to annihilate the regime and told Fox News he might blow up the entire nation.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: An AI researcher warned that AI could kill all humans, but then... Drumpf!
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: Called it a hoax,
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  SPEAKER_01: but then CNN reported that intelligence generated by AI almost started a war between
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: the U.S. and China before it turned out to be false.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Ted Cruz said he'd rather have American killer robots
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_01: than Chinese killer robots overlooking the third option of no killer robots, but...
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: Then Drumpf said,
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_01: the only guardrails that AI needs is a strong and smart,
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: parentheses, high IQ president.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: And the rest of us said, okay, can we have one of those?
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: And then he said, I'm talking about myself.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: And the rest of us said, oh, no.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_01: Then J.D.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_01: Vance told AI companies if you're building Frankenstein,
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  SPEAKER_01: stop, even though, first of all, it's Frankenstein's monster.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha, you burn.
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  SPEAKER_01: And second of all, we already have a Frankenstein?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_01: As you can tell from the way president Drumpf walks,
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_01: President Frankenstein, which explains his hands and ankles.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Those aren't his.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: He's sewn together from dead body parts.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: Drumps.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_01: Was photographed looking at a poster on Air Force One that said Kennedy Center demolished.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Cash Patel defended the FBI's decision to change its rules to allow applicants
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  SPEAKER_01: who participated in bestiality.
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  SPEAKER_01: This whole thing apparently confused Republican Senator
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  SPEAKER_02: John Kennedy,
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  SPEAKER_02: who asked Patel, what old regulations were we actually under discussion here?
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  SPEAKER_02: The regs wrote it up in a fashion before I arrived that addressed prostitution,
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  SPEAKER_02: bestiality and trafficking.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: They were there before I got there.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tell me what it said before.
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  SPEAKER_02: It automatically disqualified any individual who participated on either side of it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, we are never going to hire the criminal.
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  SPEAKER_02: This side of what?
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  SPEAKER_02: The bestiality?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you disqualified the animal?
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_02: Like, are there bomb-sniffing dogs out there who are like,
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: shit, the Chinese know I hooked up with Kyle?
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: I am so confused.
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  SPEAKER_02: In his fake scenario, the animal participant in the bestiality is the one to blame?
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  SPEAKER_02: Why would you even get in
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  SPEAKER_01: the bestiality?
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  SPEAKER_02: We are not in to bestiality.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_01: And what's that?
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: Drumpf started a trade war with Canada and Canada retaliated.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Then Ontario Premier Doug Ford told Drumpf kiss his ass and said,
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_01: I have a lot of real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass.
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  SPEAKER_01: Essentially bragging for no apparent reason that he has a big old ass.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: Then Drumpf changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America and Google
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  SPEAKER_01: and Apple went along with it.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: Donchik.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: Hey Vladimir, want to end the war in Ukraine?
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: I love that you still ask.
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  SPEAKER_02: Always worth the shot.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, I just saw the news.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: Very embarrassing for you.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_02: This week you're going to have to be a little more specific than that.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: I mean Canada wants to join Europe.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_02: What a joke.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's no laughing matter, Donchik.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: This is how it starts.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_02: How what starts?
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  SPEAKER_02: They're challenging you.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: Is Canada independent country?
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_02: What are you to- it's the 51st state.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: And Canadians are basically just Americans with healthcare, though.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, and their language is just a silly little version of American, too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_02: Ever since Yaroslav the Wise founded Vancouver in year 1083, Canada has been cradle of- What?
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, wrong speech.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, look, you cannot let Europe into your sphere of influence, Donchik.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_02: You're right, this must be stopped.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: It must.
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  SPEAKER_02: It must, otherwise I'm gonna have NATO right on my border.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: Ugh, the worst.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: They're so annoying.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, so, uh, still no on the Ukraine, huh?
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_02: Still no.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: Gah!
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: The Department of Justice dropped all the charges against
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_01: the so-called reflecting pool vandals and admitted there was no vandalism and
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: the pool turned green because of a botched installation,
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: which everyone already knew,
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: but DRUMPF insisted it was vandalism,
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: but then the contractor himself admitted that they botched the installation?
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: Drumpf failed a midterm convention in Dallas where he made his supporters promise
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_01: to cheat and said if they didn't vote,
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: they would go to hell and promised a $5,000 check to every adult in America,
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_01: but only if Republicans win,
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_01: even though Republicans already control everything and they can do it right now,
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: but it would cost a trillion dollars and it's an obvious scam
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: and Drumpf is only doing it because he has the worst poll numbers of every president
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: of the century and prices are soaring and the only thing he cares
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  SPEAKER_01: about is making money and putting his name on stuff like the ballroom or
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_01: the Kennedy Center or Doug Ford's big old ass.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: Don Jr.'s wedding in the Bahamas was partially funded by
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: a Russian oligarch named Umar Kremlev who was close to Vladimir Putin and
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  SPEAKER_01: who was apparently such good friends with Don Jr.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: that a spokesperson for his brother Eric said of Kremlev,
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_01: Eric has absolutely no clue who the person is nor has never heard his name.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: What's that?
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  SPEAKER_01: Kremlev paid for fireworks in an island and Don Jr.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_01: was so excited he underwent treatment to better define his jawline for the occasion?
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: But it turns out there's no way to change someone's jawline without...
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_02: Building Frankenstein.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, what's that?
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_01: Trump was met with protests in Ireland and said he reached a deal
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_01: to control Greenland and said he would take over Venezuela's oil
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_01: and said he would build a triumphal arch in Washington filled with snipers
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: and drones and members of Congress introduced articles of impeachment
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  SPEAKER_01: against Pete Hegseth and gathered enough signatures to force another vote in
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  SPEAKER_01: the Epstein files.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: So Mike Johnson sent everyone home.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_02: Diesel prices making history this morning, hitting another all-time high.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oil executives say the great fuel crisis is here.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_02: Saudi Arabia says Houthi rebels targeted its capital with a ballistic missile.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_01: Iranian strikes damaged and destroyed hundreds of buildings and structures at US bases.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_02: This week mortgage rates jumped to a It's the latest tug of war between the U.S. and Canada.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_02: And soon this may cost you a lot more of these.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_01: The United States is facing its largest measles outbreak in decades.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: FDA now warning that eating some frozen blueberries could potentially kill you.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_02: Salmonella outbreak linked to jalapenos.
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_02: Six hand soaps are now being recalled because they might be contaminated with bacteria.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_00: Nearly 30,000 pounds of Argentinian beef sold here in Texas and Florida is under recall.
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_02: The cost of beef is up 25%.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_01: Beef that comes
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  SPEAKER_02: from, well, we don't really know.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: Which countries did you make that deal with?
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: What are the sources of the beast deal?
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to say which countries.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: An AI researcher warning the technology could, quote, kill us all within the next 10 years.
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  SPEAKER_02: The president saying the only control or guardrails that AI needs is a strong
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  SPEAKER_02: and smart, high IQ president.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, grass has a life like humans have a life.
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  SPEAKER_03: He just shut his eyes and dozed off in front of the cameras.
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  SPEAKER_00: Looking over plans to demolish the Kennedy Center.
• 8:59
  SPEAKER_00: FBI Director Cash Patel defending a recent policy change in hiring
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  SPEAKER_00: to not automatically disqualify some job applicants at the bureau who participated
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  SPEAKER_00: in, yes, previous prostitution or even bestiality.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_01: Why would you even get into bestiality?
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: We are not in to bestiality.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_02: Construction is set to begin on a 260-foot tall triumphal arch nicknamed the Arc de Trump.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_03: They could have banned fishing.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you what.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_03: The power of this office is crazy.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_01: I could have banned fishing.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_01: Why the f***, sir, would you ban fishing?
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_01: We can't eat anything else.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_01: What's the problem you have with fish?
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_01: Are people having sex with them and then applying to work at the FBI?
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_02: The hottest spot in D.C. has just changed their door policy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Over the weekend,
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  SPEAKER_02: journalists from CNN, MSNOW,
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  SPEAKER_02: and Politico were all denied access to the White House and their passes revoked.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's sick.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, there's something wrong with it.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_03: Have
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: we ever had a president just flat out in the Oval Office come out against
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_02: the Constitution?
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_02: What kind of a sick country doesn't allow unlimited warrantless search and seizure?
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's not the North Korea I grew up in.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: Look!
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure it was just a poor choice of words from the president.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: He didn't mean to say that, how can a country have a free press?
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure there's a very thorough and thought out legal framework and rationale
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  SPEAKER_02: for why this is not a free press ban.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_01: Mr. President, Mr. President, on the ban, what does that mean in practice?
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, the ban on the free press, right?
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_02: Are you talking about my authoritarian crackdown?
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_02: Is that what you're saying?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Is that the ban you're referring to?
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_02: He gives no f**ks.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: He gives no f**ks.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_02: He doesn't even respect us enough to pretend he's bound by our Constitution.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: Are you talking about the press ban?
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: My press ban?
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, we're doing the press ban.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_02: The truth is, I'd like to kill you.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: Well, what's been the effect of this media ban so far?
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's been surprising and immediate.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_02: Since banning CNN, MS Now, and Politico, gas prices have plummeted to $1.98.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_02: you saying the ban on the press actually worked?
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it turns out Trump was absolutely right.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: CNN and MS Now were the only reason everything was bad.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: Now that they're gone, the Strait of Hormuz is open.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_02: Putin and Zelensky are adopting a baby together.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_02: And everyone loves Ed Sheeran again.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_02: Desi, that's amazing.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_02: It's incredible.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_00: Are you stupid?
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_00: Are you a stupid person?
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_00: Meanwhile, the president was in New York today.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_00: He's in town for the U.N. General Assembly.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_00: Tomorrow,
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  SPEAKER_00: he will insult the leader of every country in the world during a two-hour speech
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  SPEAKER_00: about windmills.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_00: This afternoon,
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  SPEAKER_00: the leader explained why he has banned reporters from Politico,
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  SPEAKER_00: MSNOW, and CNN from entering the White House.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_03: I'm only doing it because I think the press also has an obligation.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_03: I never get anything positive.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: It's always negative, even having to do with the war.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: You would think that an outlet would write at least reasonably well, but never.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why aren't these so-called journalists gushing over how well he's mishandling
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  SPEAKER_00: the war he said was over seven months ago?
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's just not right.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: Some people are negative Nellies, that's all.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_00: As his popularity continues to plummet, Drumpf's fingers go deeper and deeper into his ears.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_00: He does not want to hear bad news.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bad news is fake news to Donald Drumpf.
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  SPEAKER_00: On Saturday,
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  SPEAKER_00: reporters from CNN, MSNOW,
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  SPEAKER_00: and Politico showed up at the White House for work,
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  SPEAKER_00: only to have the Secret Service take their credentials away.
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  SPEAKER_00: They are not allowed in the White House by order of the president,
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  SPEAKER_00: which everyone knows is an attack on freedom of the press.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: But Trump sees it differently.
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  SPEAKER_00: He said, it's a very simple ban.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want them in my office.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want them here.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: They hurt his feelings, and so they're not welcome in his house anymore.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_03: It's sick.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, There's something wrong with a country that can allow people
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_03: to write purposely negative stories.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_03: Now, if they want to write them, that's fine.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_03: But I don't have to let them into the people's house.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_03: Are you almost...
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_00: He almost slipped and told the truth there.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: It's the people's house that he knocked down without consulting any of the people.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: CNN was supposed to cover Trump's trip to New York today.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_00: The five major news outlets have something called
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_00: the White House TV They take turns covering the president's daily events,
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  SPEAKER_00: and they share the coverage with everyone else.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: But today,
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  SPEAKER_00: since they got the boot,
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_00: this is what we saw and more importantly heard at the ribbon-cutting ceremony
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_00: for Trump's exciting new helicopter landing pad.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_00: There was no microphone there so no one could hear it.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_00: I have to say I like them better this way.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: But what he's doing is positively un-American.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: The five networks,
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_00: including Fox,
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  SPEAKER_00: joined forces to put out a statement saying,
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_00: the public has a vital interest in receiving accurate,
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  SPEAKER_00: independent information about its government.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: No administration should restrict a news organization because it objects to its reporting.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's right.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: Do you realize how far south somebody has to go for Fox News to defend CNN?
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_00: The White House press pool...
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_00: It's more of a mess than that reflecting pool right now.
• 15:15
  SPEAKER_00: Drumpf, Chief of Staff Susie Wiles,
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  SPEAKER_00: apparently was out of the office when Drumpf had this idea to ban the press.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_00: I guess he surprised everyone with it.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_00: Some reports say that the...
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  SPEAKER_00: President of the president's fan club,
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  SPEAKER_00: human printer Natalie Harp,
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  SPEAKER_00: showed him a bunch of negative coverage from Politico, CNN, and MSNOW.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_00: And that is when he made this decision to kick them to the curb.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_00: Poor Natalie Harp.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine how many diapers she had to change after that incident?
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe the funniest part of all of it is,
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  SPEAKER_00: after he banned these far left lunatic antifas from MSNOW and CNN,
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_00: he immediately got asked a question about Don Jr.'s Russian oligarch-funded wedding
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  SPEAKER_00: in the Bahamas.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_00: Is it appropriate for your son to accept the gift of the payment of some
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_00: of his wedding festivities?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's totally allowed, and a lot of people have parties and all, but it's totally allowed.
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  SPEAKER_03: But as I understand it, he paid him back.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't want to have that, so I hear he paid him back.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you heard that?
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_00: I'm curious to know where you heard.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_00: Was it from a little bird named Nobody?
• 16:19
  SPEAKER_00: When Drumpf says the words I heard, that usually means he's been up late talking to himself.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_03: A person that he knows, I guess a friend of his, gave him a wedding party.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_03: That's very common.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_03: I've heard of many people giving wedding parties.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: I've given,
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_03: wait a minute,
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_03: I've given, well,
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know,
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_03: maybe you didn't do a background check,
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: but I've given wedding parties to numerous people.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_03: They get married, I give them a party.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_03: I give them parties at beautiful places like Mar-a-Lago and others, but I've given many.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_03: With all of that being said, I understand that Don's paid him back.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_00: We're not asking if Don paid him back.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_00: We want to know how Don paid him back.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_00: I love this strategy, saying it's normal to pay.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: I pay for wedding parties all the time.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_00: Not a chance he's ever paid for anyone's wedding party.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: He didn't even pay for his son's wedding party.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_00: A Russian oligarch paid for the wedding party.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_00: If he paid for your son's wedding, you wouldn't be in this in the first place.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: Signal fading, listen to what I'm saying.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: Testing, testing, this better be worth all of it.
• 17:42
  SPEAKER_02: Breath I'm wasting, maintaining radio silence from L1.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_02: Barricading
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_02: In the talk radio station Hostage taken A red-on-air that shines
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_02: on Something cheaper That passes for free speech We'll have to do Hear
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: him coming
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: through Loud and clear, his truth calling in your ear.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: He'll tell you anything you want to hear.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_02: Tape starts running, he's gonna tell you something.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: String starts strumming, another humdrum, canundrum.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: Signing off now, maintaining radio silence from now on.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: But there's one thing I should have said.
• 19:24
  SPEAKER_02: The hostage will end up dead.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's just a comedy the hostages be.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_02: So pay the ransom,
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_02: be on the run out proven,
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_02: get my wife down here,
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_02: a helicopter on the roof, no police marksmen, maintaining radio silence from now on.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_02: Mr. Voices Drowned out by too much choice.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: There's not to mention The sad waste
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_02: of this wonderful invention Maintaining radio silence from now
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: on
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: Libraries filled up with Failed Ideas There's Nothing More For Me There
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_02: I Trust
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_02: In Tender Ink And Gentleness
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_02: Do those drug dealers still polish women made of wax?
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_02: Eggsters and world leaders require the same protection.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_02: From the tech,
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_02: from a distance,
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: it's hard to tell the difference between a king and a chick and a poet and a hack.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_02: Maintain a little silence from now on.
• 22:12
  The News.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for the songs for this week's episode from Golden Earring and Elvis Costello.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_02: And thanks for the clips and excerpt from John Oliver,
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_02: Jimmy Kimmel,
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_02: Josh Johnson,
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_02: Seth Meyers,
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_02: GZero Media,
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: Chris Hayes, John Kennedy, Cash Patel, Wolf Blitzer, Desi Littic, and J.L.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: Colvin.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: Tune in next week for episode number 308 of the Donald Drum Theater radio show.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: If we are not banned from the White House first...
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_03: So today I had to ban the fake news.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_03: It's really about time.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_03: You know, we're in the MAGA movement.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: We hate cancel culture.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: We're pro-free speech.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_03: And my supporters, thankfully, are some of the stupidest and most horrible people.
• 23:13
  SPEAKER_03: And we love that.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_03: I know I said I love the poorly educated, but I love the poorly moraled.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_03: We can say that.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_03: People with no morals and no brains, you're talking a sort of elite Trump voter.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: So because we support free speech and hate cancel culture,
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm banning three major political news reporting outlets.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: Outlets, why do they call them outlets?
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: Outlets, you put plugs in an outlet.
• 23:43
  SPEAKER_03: These are just fake news, garbage media.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_03: Politico, okay, which sounds like, you know, an Italian who likes politics.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_03: And CNN, one of the kings of the fake news.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_03: And...
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_03: I banned another one too,
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_03: but you know,
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: we're probably gonna end up at some point just shooting journalists and like firing,
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: so like real legit shooting.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: Firing squads and public hangings,
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: because we don't like China and we don't like Iran,
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: but if there's a chance for us to at least,
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: we're losing wars,
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_03: we're losing the economy,
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: but if we can still,
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_03: right now,
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_03: the best road to determine our country strength is how much they restrict free press
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_03: and how many public executions there.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_03: So we have to start doing more public executions because Iran,
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: they're kicking our ass in the So we've lost everything that used to matter,
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: so I'm saying new things matter.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's when you're president, you can do them.
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_03: But we've banned these organizations from the White House,
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: the White Power House, as I like to call it.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: And now they're crying, well, sorry, you can't do it, I can do whatever I want.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, and I don't, let's be honest.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: How about we be honest?
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't give a crap what happens in the midterms because they can't touch me.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: I have immunity.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_03: And if anything,
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_03: my supporters,
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_03: being stupid, bad people, I mean, how the hell are you supporting me still?
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: Everything is wrong.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: You always knew I was a horrible person, but also now I'm pretty terrible at the job of prison.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe they're all kind of the worst.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: I think I'm worse by a lot.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_03: But it's good because I get away with stuff which shows I'm smart.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_03: So it's really a showcase of how smart I am at getting away.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm still president even though I'm a horrible person and I do a horrible job as president.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: But, you know, they're going to support me anyway.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: And it's beautiful.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's a beautiful thing to have.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_03: Stupid, bad people support you.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_03: Good night.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_03: Good night.