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Horse Fingers and A Shaved Zebra Honkin Off · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Watch
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  Speaker 1: out everybody. We got a new cat song in the house,
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  Speaker 1: A cat song, yep, I got I got eight cats
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  Speaker 1: in my house. You got a new one. Yeah, mo
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  Speaker 1: Our Orange Cat has a new song that we sing
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  Speaker 1: to him. Now, does Mo have multiple songs or is
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  Speaker 1: this the first time? Uh no, I think this is Wait,
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  Speaker 1: is this Momo's first This is a custom intro for Momo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean having eight cats like I do, A lot
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  Speaker 1: of them do have custom songs for themselves, you know. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Sabbie Boy, Sabbi Boy, he's just our Sebbie boy, Sabby Bo.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I like that. I'm the one that remembered
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  Speaker 1: that one because it haven't left my head yet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the song for our cat, sab his brother mo
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  Speaker 1: our Orange Cat. Though, oh man, a mo song is dropped.
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  Speaker 1: He walks in the room. Now, m Mo Mo man.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be Mo Mo mo moment, I want
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  Speaker 1: to be man. Oh man. That's a good one. It's good, right,
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  Speaker 1: it's good. Came out of nowhere yesterday, just all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, Momo walks in Momo mom mom, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Oh, wait wait, we got one
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  Speaker 1: and then like I have to clear it through the family. Right,
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  Speaker 1: there's Momo strut uh like extra peppen almost strutter as around.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's not a strutter at all. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: Momo don't strut. We got a couple strutters. Momo ain't
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  Speaker 1: one of them. He doesn't embrace the intro music. Mom
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  Speaker 1: Mo mo moment.
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  Speaker 2: Want to be man.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I think he just looks at us like we're crazy
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  Speaker 1: because we just started to sing the song to him yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: so he's not used to it. A parent day in
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey Baba Kiss Morning Freak Show. We almost hit
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  Speaker 1: a record yesterday. Man, who that came out of nowhere? Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Hot breath of summer just right on top of us. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: I took the dog for a walk, as I usually do.
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  Speaker 1: I they like that. They enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: Peens.
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  Speaker 1: My Boston Terrier was fine powering through Peens is good
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  Speaker 1: in the hot weather. Tilly, the fluffy French bulldog, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: at one point sat down mid walk. That's over looked
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  Speaker 1: at me and she's like, we doing this. The shirt's
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  Speaker 1: pretty hot. You're a big guy. He's like you sure
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  Speaker 1: you want to do this? Looking at you like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're a bigger guy yourself. You gotta be hot out
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  Speaker 1: here right, be tired, you know what we doing? She
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  Speaker 1: looked at me, just like if you want to go
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  Speaker 1: any farther, you're gonna end up having to carry me home.
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  Speaker 1: So so it's on you. What did you do? You
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  Speaker 1: take a little break and then all right, let's go home. Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I just turned around and went home. Yeah, could you
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  Speaker 1: could you physically pick up a dog and uh and
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  Speaker 1: carry her home?
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  Speaker 4: Though?
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  Speaker 1: Problem?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean she's only like twenty something pounds, but I
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  Speaker 1: would love to see you carrying a twenty pound dog
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  Speaker 1: with another one on the leash and well almost ninety
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  Speaker 1: degree heat. That that's something. He's all furry and panting too,
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  Speaker 1: And she's like she's just looking at me. She's like, nah,
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  Speaker 1: not today, Bud. Yeah, we hit a high yesterday of
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  Speaker 1: eighty nine degrees. Uh, just short of the record ninety
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  Speaker 1: one degrees that was set back in eighteen seventy in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen sixty two, and then today we're supposed to get
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  Speaker 1: a high of eighty eight degrees. We're right there again.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be just as hot today. The record for today
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  Speaker 1: is ninety three degrees. Probably not gonna beat that one
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  Speaker 1: set back in eighteen seventy seven. And then it cools off,
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  Speaker 1: just not really cools off, but more manageable weather. Wednesday
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  Speaker 1: through Friday, temperatures will be in the seventies, and then
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  Speaker 1: we'll get back into the eighties this weekend. So hey,
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  Speaker 1: maybe not today for the dogs, Maybe give them a
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  Speaker 1: break today, Bob, but Wednesday through Friday might be good
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  Speaker 1: to go again. We're back on a schedule, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Steelers said their first day of OTA's yesterday. Hell Aaron
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  Speaker 1: Rodgers out there with Mike McCarthy. You feinga park. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: is Mikey and Bob and Uh, we'd like to check
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  Speaker 1: in from time to time with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner.
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  Speaker 1: It's a an account on social media. They're on all
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  Speaker 1: the different social media networks. You can look up PGH Scanner.
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  Speaker 1: They have their own website pghdash Scanner dot com. And
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  Speaker 1: they will just sit there and listen to the Pittsburgh
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  Speaker 1: Police Scanner and then they'll post.
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  Speaker 2: On what is happening in and around our city.
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  Speaker 1: Chatteau near the Ohio River, caller says PC Two naked
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  Speaker 1: people near the river, skinny dipping or just hanging out. Man,
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  Speaker 1: catching some sun weather, getting warm, Vitamin D clothes coming off.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, show your naked bod of the Ohio River
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  Speaker 1: and feel its powers. Also happening in Carrick Brownsville Road
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  Speaker 1: one if it's Jennings Dunker down there. Dude. What if
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  Speaker 1: Dunks finished practice yesterday? I like, I'd like to paint
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  Speaker 1: a picture of that. All right, just wandered down to
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  Speaker 1: the river. You messed up the whole flow of the thing,
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  Speaker 1: because now we're in the second thing.
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  Speaker 2: Now, now we're going back.
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  Speaker 1: To naked Jennings Dunker, the Steelers offensive lineman with the
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  Speaker 1: big red mullet. He said he wanted to explore those rivers.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think this is a nice day out? It
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  Speaker 1: can't be getting Maybe after practice man had to cool off. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe there's different nudity laws in Iowa where he's from.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm not? I mean Iowa. You're in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the country. It's all flat, you know, farmland and
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  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Jennings Dunker's not used to being this
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  Speaker 1: close to water, and every day he's just gotta He
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  Speaker 1: does another stand out rivers work.
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  Speaker 2: He feels the power divers right.
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  Speaker 1: It pulled the gravitation and pull pulled his pants off.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, can I get to this next one?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Carri Brownsville road caller said her neighbor knocked
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  Speaker 1: on her door and immediately got naked she's unimpressed. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: the neighbor got naked. Listen, is your neighbor Jennings Dunker Steelers?
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  Speaker 1: Why we can't, Hey, listen, we can dunks living up.
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  Speaker 1: We can't make this guy into some sort of nude
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  Speaker 1: bandit all right, knocking on the Hey, you long go
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  Speaker 1: down the river. I'm going down river, young down where
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  Speaker 1: we're with me. Having the Steelers facility this close the
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  Speaker 1: river is not a good thing for Dunker, Okay, he
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  Speaker 1: he wants them rivers. Also one more around our city
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  Speaker 1: through the eyes of the Pittsburgh Police scanner. Uh Strip
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  Speaker 1: District waterfront place. Caller says it's someone's walk walking around
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  Speaker 1: callers upset. Listen, I say, you're a jag off parking ticket.
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  Speaker 1: the lord's work. I don't mind at all when people write, hey,
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  Speaker 1: passive aggressive notes you parked like a jag figured it
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  Speaker 1: out next time? Yeah, or just it's great too, like
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  Speaker 1: that's you're gonna get a lot of jag parking down
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  Speaker 1: people over the lines. And when one person goes over
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  Speaker 1: the line, that that messes up the whole flow of
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  Speaker 1: the lines because then the other person's gonna park a
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  Speaker 1: little bit.
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  Speaker 2: All things messed up. Figure it out right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Strip District, take parking tickets. Jennings Dunkers naked but
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  Speaker 1: not really naked today, Pittsburgh, that's what's happening in and
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  Speaker 2: The future of the Steelers is looking.
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  Speaker 1: Every other team is building these giant like cities almost Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think the Titans are getting a Tennessee down there
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  Speaker 1: is getting a sweet new stadium too. Yes, it's not
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  Speaker 1: a stadium, but it's everything. I owned it too, And
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the Browns at twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty super Bowl is uh is going to Nashville to
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  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers is back with the Steelers, and now we
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  Speaker 8: Hey, Mikey Bob as your boy Nick was going up
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  Speaker 8: to West Virginia with three buddies and we're listening to
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  Speaker 8: your show. And I started talking about Canadian horse tartar.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Man, Canadian horse tartar. He knows what he's talking about.
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  Speaker 8: It and they both look at me like I'm crazy.
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  Speaker 1: They should, they should? They should when you bring up
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  Speaker 1: Canadian horse tartar talking about our show.
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  Speaker 8: I try to find the video on YouTube. I can't
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  Speaker 8: find it anywhere. Can you play the clip of Canadian
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  Speaker 8: horse tartars?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Now? I think I need to set this
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  Speaker 1: up before yeah years ago. All right, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: let me just hit today in Free Show History, well
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  Speaker 1: to Canadian horse tartar.
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  Speaker 2: History today.
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  Speaker 1: Now, this was at a restaurant in Lawrenceville. They got
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  Speaker 1: they got sighted because they had a spe actual chef
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  Speaker 1: in from Canada who was serving a creamy. He brought
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  Speaker 1: the tartar with him horse tartar, which we learned in
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  Speaker 1: Canada that I guess it's not tamboo to eat horse.
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  Speaker 1: That rich guy voices, yeah, all right, yeah, so this
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  Speaker 1: is Canadian horse tartar. Again, it was a restaurant Lawrenceville.
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  Speaker 1: This is years ago.
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  Speaker 2: What was it like, horse tartars?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, something horse tartar? Like, how fancy are you if
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  Speaker 1: you eat horse tartar? Canadian horse tartar? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: What do you? What's that little sauce there?
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  Speaker 1: You put on that? Something from Canada?
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  Speaker 2: Canadian horse tatar?
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  Speaker 9: I had it implorted from Canada. That is Canadian horse toto.
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  Speaker 9: We're not just serving like horseburgers. What do you think
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  Speaker 9: we are animals? We're just serving card. No horse tartar.
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  Speaker 9: Put a little on your palate. I can taste the Canada.
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  Speaker 1: North of the border horse touch?
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Right here in Pittsburgh, Rainy, Canada?
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  Speaker 1: How long are we going to do this? I'm a
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  Speaker 1: hankring horse. This is had a hankering for the horses.
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  Speaker 1: Now you ain't I try some Canadian horse hot bob
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  Speaker 1: stick by your computer. I'm gonna need you to do
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  Speaker 1: some horse research for us in just a second. Here
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  Speaker 1: it's Mikey and Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morty.
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  Speaker 1: We've taken a horse turn here. The show has taken
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  Speaker 1: a horse turn here. It's all because of horse tartar.
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  Speaker 1: But now we're on to horses real quick, though. I
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  Speaker 1: want to let you know. Eight am is when we
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  Speaker 1: do a pair of day in May. Yesterday we gave
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  Speaker 10: Eh just wanted to let you know that yesterday I
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  Speaker 10: learned the horses legs are actually fingers because they only
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  Speaker 10: have one tonails.
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  Speaker 1: All right, there's no way this is gonna change how
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  Speaker 1: I view horses. Horses legs are fingers. Horses legs are
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  Speaker 1: fingers because they only have one toenail. That that is go,
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  Speaker 1: horses legs are fingers. That is going to alter how
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  Speaker 1: I view horses forever. If it's true, Bob, can you
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  Speaker 1: look this up? Opal is saying she learned yesterday that
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: horses legs are really their fingers because technically, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: think about a horse shuit, right, they only got that
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  Speaker 1: one big nail, right? Yeah? Yeah, they got so can
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: they trim it? Yeah? This is from the American Association
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  Speaker 1: of Horse Equestrian Practitioners. Okay, this is it, then, this
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  Speaker 1: is official. This is basically horses dot Com that you're on, right,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: So what is it? Horses dot Com? I can't don't
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: don't tell me this is the thing, dude. Yes, technically
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: horses are walking on their fingertips. Okay, I need everybody
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: to quick before Bob moves on. Process that horses that
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  Speaker 1: you've been seeing all your life their tippy toetips litter.
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  Speaker 2: Printing.
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  Speaker 1: None my finger printing horses legs or fingers. What horses
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  Speaker 1: are walking on their fingertips? The entire lower portion of
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the horse's leg from the knee, which is actually a
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  Speaker 1: wrist on the front en. I'm gonna need you to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: stop real quick here again, the horse's knee is actually
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  Speaker 1: a wrist on the front leg.
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  Speaker 2: Horse have a knee.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's a risk, it's a wrist. The
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: horse's knee is a risk. I'm not okay with horses anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Horses have been completely altered. Listen, horses, you're hot now. Ever,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: since you've been fingertipping around here, shu. Whatever I thought
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  Speaker 1: about horses for the first forty years or whatever in
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: my life, it's completely changed today because them horses are
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  Speaker 1: out there printing on their fingers. Jeez, is that it?
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  Speaker 2: You want to ruin horses anymore?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: The entire let me reload here, the entire lower portion
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: of the horse's leg from the knee, which is actually
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  Speaker 1: the risk of the front legs, or the hawk, which
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: is an ankle, down to the hoof. The hawk, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: is an elongated finger, dude, and the hoof itself is
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  Speaker 1: essentially just a giant hardened fingernail. Horses do not have
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  Speaker 1: four legs. They have four fingers and their knees. A
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  Speaker 1: lot to learn, risk, It's a lot to learn. How
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  Speaker 1: did I not know? Lot to learn?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Nice job is bringing some real mind blowing.
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  Speaker 1: Things to the show. This is wild, all right. We're
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  Speaker 1: A Paraday in May.
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  Speaker 2: Round eight am.
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  Speaker 1: Will tell you what kind of concert tickets you can
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Horses are out there, prants and on their finger.
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  Speaker 1: Can't handle that, guess. Memorial Day Weekend is coming up
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  Speaker 1: Anderson moved to the side.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Will Howard.
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  Speaker 1: Will hard Well Hard was the number two quarterback behind
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers, Hard and Roderick Jones wasn't a full go,
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  Speaker 1: so we're recovering from next surgery and probably his last
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  Speaker 1: year with the team. You think McCarthy just yelled across
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  Speaker 1: the practice, feel hard, get in there, well Hard Hard,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: you're in Rogers, You're out Hard. Honestly, from hearing Christian Koons,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: the Steelers long snapper, talk about it to Will Howard
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  Speaker 1: on his podcast, I wouldn't be surprised if just calling
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: him Will Hard becomes a thing with the team this year. Hard. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let's get the kicker, Chris Boswell, as we mil milk, milk,
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• 25:52
  Speaker 1: staying in Pittsburgh, you.
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  Speaker 11: Know what means everything to me and my family, you know,
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  Speaker 11: and just to continue my career here meant a lot.
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  Speaker 11: I played a little bit before here, but I don't
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  Speaker 11: really consider anywhere else but here home. So, you know,
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  Speaker 11: just to have my family, my boys here, grow up here,
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  Speaker 11: you know, it means a lot to us.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it is. Man that's out of city gets
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  Speaker 1: you from out of town. Hey, and with with just
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  Speaker 1: a little statement like that. And for as long as
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  Speaker 1: boss has been around, by that boss, Jersey, you know
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: what certified, there's not a lot of safe ones a
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  Speaker 1: Chris Boswell Jersey. Listen, he's, you know, great guy, family man.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: He's creeping on Steelers legendary stuff here. He's not around
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  Speaker 1: a long time. I'm not sure he has any public
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: heurinations or she's told Dispenser's under his belt is a kill.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Chris Boswell is the man met the
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Steelers content new Steelers wide receiver Michael Pittman Junior that
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  Speaker 1: we got from the Colts, Right, this dude, he's a guy.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: He's not like just some crap white then, like, this
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: guy's a guy. He's a dude. I was talking about,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: you know, catching balls from Aaron Rodgers.
• 26:55
  Speaker 12: Has to hope that he was coming back and had
• 26:57
  Speaker 12: a good feeling about it. But you know, like you
• 26:59
  Speaker 12: never no, I mean, Aaron's gonna do what Aaron wants
• 27:01
  Speaker 12: to do, right, So even in like the first day,
• 27:04
  Speaker 12: I mean he made a couple of great throws and
• 27:07
  Speaker 12: I was like, wow, like, I'm really playing with Aaron,
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  Speaker 12: So it's great. I mean, I get to play with
• 27:11
  Speaker 12: another Hall of Fame quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: It's great. But I definitely happy to uh have him
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  Speaker 1: back for sure. First day and Rodgers is out there
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  Speaker 1: impressing the receivers.
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  Speaker 2: Mouth just stealing cut that. No, no, mil Steelers.
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  Speaker 1: Cut the offensive lineman Troy Fatano talking about, you know,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: first Ota out there with new head coach Mike McCarthy.
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  Speaker 1: He's awesome.
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  Speaker 13: I mean, yeah, small sample size obviously with OTAs. I'm
• 27:42
  Speaker 13: really excited to get into the season and train camp
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  Speaker 13: with him to.
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  Speaker 1: Really get to know him.
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  Speaker 13: But he's got the Pittsburgh accident, He's got all going,
• 27:47
  Speaker 13: he loves the town. I'm really excited that he's an
• 27:50
  Speaker 13: offensive minded coach. But like my mindset with this whole thing, obviously,
• 27:53
  Speaker 13: losing coach he was rough, but change has ever, never
• 27:56
  Speaker 13: always been bad for me, so I didn't really look
• 27:58
  Speaker 13: at it like that.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Everything's been good so far. Mouth this Steelers cut down.
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  Speaker 1: Donald's just like you're just not there, and he's just
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: yelling hard over and over again.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why he keeps yelling.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Oh it's Will Howard he strides, Well, I would say
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: this hour of our show has been somewhat startling an
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: eye opening, because we learned that horses legs are really
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: their fingers, and we're not okay with it. It's because
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: horses just have one fingernail. You know, you think horses
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: have knees, that's really their wrists. Yeah, this is a
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: real thing and it has altered our brains for eternity.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: It's real. It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Free Show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get to this teacher talkback message. Heer brought to
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  Speaker 4: Fake friend Andrew here. Hi, listening to you guys talk
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: about horse fingers, slash legs.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: They ain't legs, sure, and we are not okay?
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  Speaker 4: And this added to the mix.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it makes me less okay, Sorry, I'm not
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: even a word. I don't think so either, But now
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I'm stuck on horse legs. Horse, they're not legs, fingers,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: You're stuck on horse fingers, Like, I don't even know
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: what to do. If you're a teacher, how do you
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: even tell the kids this today? How do you break
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: that into lesson? By the way, I'm about to tell
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you something that's gonna alter horses for the rest of
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: the time. And they don't have legs, they have fingers.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: It's just one finger down there, the fingernail. Florida story here,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: there's always weird things happening. Yeah, Florida. Yeah, we've been
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: doing Florida's story coverage for years and years on the show.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I think it's just something where you like to look
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: at other people's situations in a state like Florida is
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: th man, there's some wild stuff going on down Let's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: just keep happening down there. Let's check in with a
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Florida story. We all the listeners of all show, it's
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: time to trouble to the sometime. It's another Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, all right, Bob.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: If you had a swimming pool which you used to
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: have before it exploded, huh uh, And there was a
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: naked guy that was gonna swim in your swimming pool, right,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: not invited a stranger? Yeah, what age would you like
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: him to be? Senior? Okay, so you want to age ranger?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Just I just thought of silver Fox swimming out there.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: An old man out there, I'll say fifty plus, Well,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: a fifty two year old man was arrested after Deputy
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Say broke a window trying to enter a house, then
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: was found naked in the homeowner swimming pool with his dog.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: He brought the dog his dog or is it their dog?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: The chief said. He was trying to get in the house,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: hollering that he needed inside. He broke a window and
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: tried to come in the house, but he couldn't get
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: all the way in. Oh yeah, So then deputy showed
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: up and they found the guy naked in the swimming pool.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Then obviously it's not his he's nak in the backyard pool.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: The chief said he was naked with his dog in
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: their swimming pool, so it.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Was naked having a day. They got the dog.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: In the pools trying to cool down. I don't got
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a pool. Let me use yours real quick. By the way,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I'm a dog with me. By the way, I'm not
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: wearing any clothes at all. Deputy said, we don't know
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: if maybe he's got some mental health issues or substance issues.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: We're not really clear on that. Maybe he just like swimming. Yeah, man,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: you can't stop him. Maybe he just saw that water
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: glistening back at him in a beautiful Florida pool and
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: just said, you know what, I want to feel that
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: water on my skin and I don't need any swim
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: trunks to slow me down. Willing to risk at all
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: for this pool action. The man appeared convinced that somebody
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: was chasing him and trying to take his dog, though
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: deputies found no evidence of that at all at the scene.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: The fifty two year old naked man now charged with
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: public lewdness and second degree burglary. It is Florida and
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: a naked person making the show once again. Hey, we
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  Speaker 1: and bad Ah.
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  Speaker 2: Mandaloren and Grogu.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Everybody, we got a new Star Wars movie coming out
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: this week? Are you going yes? Wow? Listen like for real,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: like you always say this one. I will be in
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: the movie theaters watching this movie at least once, maybe twice. Wow.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I can't go Thursday though, because
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: that's my daughter Addison's birthday. We're doing a whole birthday thing.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: And then I was like, you know, Mandaloren and Grogu
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: comes out on your birthday. She goes, well, I guess
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you're not going to see it open, No, it's my birthday.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right. You thought she was gonna be like, yeah,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: let's go, yeah, we'll do that my birthday birthday dinner.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Instead She's just like, nah, I guys are gonna have
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: to see it on the weekend, Like that's what one
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: thing about these kids?
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Get old man?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Nice?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: You almost see Star Wars movie Jesus, Like, nah, it's
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: my birthday. Mandalorian Groger's tracking to make about eighty million
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: dollars and be number one movie this weekend at the
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: box office, the Billboard Hot one hundred. How about Ellen
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Langley and the run that she's on right now, we
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: were talking about the Country Awards that we're on on Sunday,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: how she won basically just everything. Her song Choosing Texas
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: has been number one on the Billboard Hot one hundred
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: for a tenth straight week. Now. It's just one of
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: four songs to have been on the top of the
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Hot one hundred for ten or more weeks and made
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: the Hot Country Songs Top five. Couple of them have
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: done it recently, Shaboozi a bar song, and Morgan Wallen
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: last night. So Elle Langley is just unstoppable and country
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: music right now. Speaking of unstoppable, even though he's been
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: dead for a couple decades now, Michael Jackson is unstoppable
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: right now. That Michael movie came out, enough people saw
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: it and like I don't know, got into his music. Again.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: And I think there's also a younger generation that is
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: connecting with Michael Jackson's music now, and also a younger
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: generation learning about the amount of superstar of Michael Jackson
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: had and how it's hard to even compare it to
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift or a Beyonce today. Like I was
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: watching like you know, timelines just feeding me random stuff
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and it's showing Michael Jackson doing a video for that
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: song they don't really care about us, and he was
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: like in uh man, some South American country and and
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: they're just like, yeah, nobody was gonna this wasn't gonna
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: be allowed, but the drug cartels protected Michael Jackson for
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: the video shoot. Like that's how easy it was. That's
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the deuce Michael Jackson. What are They're like, he's too
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: famous to do this. We can't have him film a
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: music video in the middle of this, you know, like
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the cartels put down their guns, Liken, the cartel's gonna
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: protect Michael Jackson. It's it's just crazy, isn't like the
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: number one artist in America. That's why bring it up
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: for the first time ever since the Billboard Artist one
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: hundred chart has been a thing, you know, that factors in, like,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: you know, streaming, radio play sales. Michael Jackson is the
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Billboard artist one hundred for the top time he's number
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: one years later. It's crazy. You shouldn't be possible. No,
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: it doesn't even make sense, right, but yeah, he's having
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: a hell of a run. Here. Some of the big
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: summer festivals that are happening, Lollapalooza, Bona rou Austin City Limits.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: A lot of these festivals we sort of joke around
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: because a lot of people just you're not gonna go
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: to him, right right, Maybe you'll search out a stream
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: or like we always say Coachella. It's like, you're not
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: going to somebody going live on like TikTok can watch
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: it through their phone and be like, oh, yeah, that's cool.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Those three music festivals are going to be streaming live
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: on Disney Plus and Hulu for the first time this year.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: So if you've been a fan of those music festivals
• 37:10
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• 54:44
  Speaker 1: camel community. Keep it moving by.
• 54:48
  Speaker 16: Yeah, it's really hot.
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  Speaker 3: It's really hot.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: It is really hot out, really hot, really hot.
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, my goodness, my truck said ninety two degrees out.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: It's lying.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: It's not ninety two right now.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: I am not ready for summer.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, it went on the cold weather again. Please, No,
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  Speaker 1: that's not to say something nice. We're not We're not
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: asvert that. No, you'd be happy the weather's warm. It's nice,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Say something nice, say something nice.
• 55:23
  Speaker 18: Hi, guys, it's I got now. The nineteenth will be
• 55:27
  Speaker 18: twenty years of dating for me and my husband.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Wow love real long years of kissing and talk.
• 55:37
  Speaker 18: Che start dating twenty years ago, and then we've been
• 55:40
  Speaker 18: married for about eleven twelve years. So happy anniversary, mister Thiga.
• 55:45
  Speaker 18: And also I believe it's the anniversary when Bob broke
• 55:49
  Speaker 18: the toilet. So two great things.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Way, love you, bye, we're right around. We're around that
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: time year. We're sneaking for today and free joy.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Say something nice, say something nice. Alright, one more.
• 56:07
  Speaker 17: Here, Hey, my caing Bob. I just wanted to get
• 56:09
  Speaker 17: on here and say mm say something nice, say something nice.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Let's say something nice, say something nice.
• 56:21
  Speaker 17: Shout out to my meaty meat man.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Who mini meat man, not the regular sized or the
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: large meat man. The mini meat man.
• 56:28
  Speaker 17: He listens to you guys.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Every day he shout out to mini me man. He
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: listens to you Bo.
• 56:32
  Speaker 11: He's cutting his meat.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Ye oh, he's a meat cutter. He's like butcher. Okay,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 56:37
  Speaker 17: You are what you eat, and you are what you cut,
• 56:40
  Speaker 17: and you are what you have. Say something nice, say
• 56:46
  Speaker 17: something nice. Also, Happy birthday, Bobby.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: It's it's not his birthday's birthdays New Year's Day.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Say something nice, say something nice.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Mini meat Man probably isn't the greatest nick name unless
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: you are a butcher. Would want to be called the
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: minnie meat man. Her bills on ninety six to one
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  Speaker 1: kiss with thirteen chances to win one thousand dollars hies
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  Speaker 1: again in the upper eighties. Today, if you're outside, stick
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: a garden hose down your pants or something like that,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: it is Mikey and Bob. The ninety six to One
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Kiss Morning Freak Show. This is a show that's gonna
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: stick with me for some time because of the horse fingers.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: I'm still stunning that we learned about the if you
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: if you missed the show earlier, our friend Opal.
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: Mickey and Bobby just wanted to let you know that
• 57:39
  Speaker 10: yesterday I learned that horse's legs are actually fingers because
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: they only have one tone.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Now you may think there's no way that's true. It is,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: it is, it is, And horses knees are elbows. Oh,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: it's just wild. It's got me messed up. It's wild.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Now do you take this stuff home with you? Because
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: when I walk through the door today, I will tell
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: my wife and daughter this. I will tell Jamie and Addison.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, hey, you know horses scott fingers. I'm
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: gonna take this with me forever. Mike, Okay, that me too.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Horse fingers, Dude, horse fingers, har fingers. By the way,
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: what do you want to name the podcast today? Wrse
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: fingers and horse fingers and a shaved of zebra honking off.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's wordy, but it's really something. It's really something.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: It's wordy, but it's good. It's wordy but it's good.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Bucos are in Saint Louis today taking on the Cardinals.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Also giving away Alex Warren tickets all day today on
• 58:34
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• 58:43
  Speaker 1: today here on the station. That's it for us. Catch
• 58:46
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