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Is Stu Macher alive? Are umbrellas the most lethal weapon in the Scream franchise? Will Dewey come back as Robo-Cop? · Midnight Movie Theatre

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Speaker 1: We're doing a little Scream bonus episode, and this is
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Speaker 1: going to be because Scream 7 is coming out at
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Speaker 1: the end of this month. I'm going to be watching
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Speaker 1: that and dropping a review for it next month. If
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Speaker 1: you've been following along, you'll know that I'm re-watching the
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Speaker 1: entire Scream franchise right now from 1 to 6. First
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Speaker 1: time I've sat through all of them consecutively like this.
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Speaker 1: I think I've seen them all at least once at
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Speaker 1: this point. And we're about to watch Scream 6. I
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Speaker 1: wanted to do some bonus stuff. for the Scream franchise,
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Speaker 1: and this is something I was inspired to do this
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Speaker 1: because I made the rash decision to join a Scream
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Speaker 1: fan club on Facebook. This was a mistake on my part.
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Speaker 1: I should have never done this. I should have known
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Speaker 1: right away. You don't ever join a movie fan club
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Speaker 1: on Facebook. It's always going to turn out bad. And,
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Speaker 1: you know, most of it, I mostly observe when it
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Speaker 1: comes to Facebook especially. Like, occasionally I'll get on there
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Speaker 1: and check some stuff, see what people's opinions are and whatnot. And,
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Speaker 1: you know, it's fun. It's fun listening to most of
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Speaker 1: the takes. I will say the one take that I'm
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Speaker 1: getting a little sick of is the question of whether
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Speaker 1: or not Snoo Mocker is going to be alive.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: Is Snoo Mocker going to be the killer in Scream 7?
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Speaker 1: The answer is obviously no. I don't know why that's
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Speaker 1: even a debate to have at this point, because they've
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Speaker 1: announced Matthew Lillard in the movie. If he was going
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Speaker 1: to be the killer, they wouldn't fucking announce him to
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Speaker 1: be in the movie. You know what I'm saying? Why
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Speaker 1: would they do that? I feel like there's no chance.
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Speaker 1: The only thing that makes me think there might be
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Speaker 1: a chance is because it would be like a double
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Speaker 1: fake out at that point where they're like, no, it'd
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Speaker 1: be too obvious. Most people are going to see right
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Speaker 1: through that. But then they double down and they're like, actually,
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Speaker 1: he is the fucking killer. Because we made it so obvious.
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Speaker 1: Kind of like in the first Scream movie where it's
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Speaker 1: kind of obvious that Billy's probably the killer. But you think, nah,
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Speaker 1: couldn't be Billy. It's too damn obvious. And then it is.
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Speaker 1: And it's kind of like, well, pretty good. So maybe
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Speaker 1: they are fucking us along right there with the whole
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Speaker 1: Matthew Lillard announcement. But I personally think it's going to
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Speaker 1: be more like the Randy situation or like the Maureen
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Speaker 1: situation or like the Billy Ghost situation in Scream 5.
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Speaker 1: I don't think he's actually going to be there or
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Speaker 1: it's going to be some sort of a flashback or
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Speaker 1: possibly even like a homemade video that him and Billy
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Speaker 1: made at some point when they were younger and maybe
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Speaker 1: they'll de-age his ass like they did to old Bill,
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Speaker 1: maybe they'll de-age Bill, no, Stu Walker's ass in this movie.
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Speaker 1: I don't know, probably not. But anyway, what prompted me
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Speaker 1: to want to do this is because, so I finally
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Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I'm going to post one
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Speaker 1: of my Scream takes in the Scream fan chat and
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Speaker 1: everybody's going to love it and nobody's going to be
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Speaker 1: pissed at all about it. And all it was was
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Speaker 1: just the my my one take from this recent watch
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Speaker 1: of the first Scream movie. This was my only like
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Speaker 1: negative thing that I have to say about the first
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Speaker 1: Scream movie. And I don't think it's that big of
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Speaker 1: a fucking deal, but it did make me question, like,
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Speaker 1: why did they do this? And it's when Billy gets
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Speaker 1: stabbed with the umbrella. If you listen to my episode
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Speaker 1: on Scream, I went on about that for quite a while,
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Speaker 1: and it dropped the movie down half a point for me.
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Speaker 1: Still my favorite Scream movie in the franchise. Still one
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Speaker 1: of my favorite slashers slash whodunits that I've seen so
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Speaker 1: far anyway. But that one moment did stand out to
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Speaker 1: me as like, you know, that just feels kind of
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Speaker 1: fucking dumb. They should have used a different weapon. It's
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Speaker 1: an umbrella. I get that. Anyway, so I'm not going
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Speaker 1: to go into the same rant as I did on
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Speaker 1: that episode. Not yet, anyway. But I posted in the thing,
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Speaker 1: in the fan site, the fan Facebook page, I posted
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Speaker 1: in there and said, yeah, I don't understand why this
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Speaker 1: umbrella hit hurt Billy so bad. And immediately, like, in
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Speaker 1: my opinion, I was like, this is like three people
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Speaker 1: are going to like this. Maybe a couple people will
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Speaker 1: comment on it. I haven't gone back and looked at
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Speaker 1: it recently or anything like that. I did it like
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Speaker 1: while I was on lunch at work or some bullshit
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Speaker 1: like that, you know, just like kind of half-assed. I
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Speaker 1: was thinking about it. I was on break. I was like, hey,
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Speaker 1: I might as well. I'm checking out the fan page
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Speaker 1: right now. Maybe it'll start up a nice little discussion
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Speaker 1: about why this umbrella attack hurt Billy so goddamn much.
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Speaker 1: But what ended up happening was, well, there was like
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Speaker 1: 80 comments by the time I looked at my phone
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Speaker 1: next and I was like, what? What the fuck's going
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Speaker 1: on here? And I thought it was, you know, I
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Speaker 1: was like, oh, maybe it's a mistake or something. Well,
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Speaker 1: half of the comments were people telling me, oh, the
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Speaker 1: reason it hurt Skeet Ulrich so much was because the
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Speaker 1: stunt double missed his chest plate and actually hit him
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Speaker 1: in the chest, and he had a heart surgery, and
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Speaker 1: it really hurt him in real life. And I was like,
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Speaker 1: that's pretty interesting. You know, I saw that comment first
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Speaker 1: and I thanked the person. I said, thanks for the
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Speaker 1: movie trivia. What I actually meant was not Skeet Ulrich,
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Speaker 1: the actor, but Billy Loomis, the character in the movie.
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Speaker 1: Why did it hurt him so much? So then the other, like,
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Speaker 1: 40 or 50 comments were people, well, threatening me. Vaguely
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Speaker 1: threatening to stab me with an umbrella so that I
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Speaker 1: could find out why it hurt so bad. Or just
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Speaker 1: calling me, like, a dumbass and being like, oh, yeah,
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Speaker 1: why do you think it fucking hurt, dumbass? Because getting
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Speaker 1: stabbed with an umbrella would fucking hurt. I was like, yeah, obviously.
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Speaker 1: The thing was... And I explain this later. I edited
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Speaker 1: the post. I left my original comment and I edited
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Speaker 1: underneath it to be completely transparent. And I just said,
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Speaker 1: when I say, why did it hurt him? I meant,
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Speaker 1: why did it fucking knock him unconscious for like two minutes?
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Speaker 1: Not why would getting stabbed in the chest with an
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Speaker 1: umbrella cause physical pain? God damn it. I thought, you know,
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Speaker 1: I thought that would be clear. At the same time,
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Speaker 1: looking back on it, I'm like, you know what? I
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Speaker 1: take certain things for granted, I guess. And I should
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Speaker 1: have been more clear straight from the bat that I'm at.
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Speaker 1: why did it incapacitate him for so long, getting hit
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Speaker 1: in the chest with an umbrella, not in the head?
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Speaker 1: That was my complaint when I was watching the movie.
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Speaker 1: I was like, if they really wanted to knock him
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Speaker 1: out so that Stu could battle Sidney and then get
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Speaker 1: fucking killed by the TV, why not have her pop
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Speaker 1: out of the damn closet with a mag light and
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Speaker 1: smack him over the head and knock him out for
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Speaker 1: a minute, which would be a little more realistic. Even
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Speaker 1: getting knocked out for a minute or a minute and
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Speaker 1: a half from like one shot to the head isn't
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Speaker 1: super common unless you get like whiplash to the ground
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Speaker 1: or punched out like by a fucking amazing punch. I mean,
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Speaker 1: if you watch boxing or MMA or anything like that,
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Speaker 1: you see people get slept out, but there's times when
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Speaker 1: they get slept out and they're literally back up within five,
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Speaker 1: 10 seconds. And of course there's the moments when people
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Speaker 1: are out for a minute or so, but those people,
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Speaker 1: like they've got doctors in there, like resuscitating them and shit.
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Speaker 1: And they look like they're fucking dead because they got
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Speaker 1: their clock cleaned bad as fuck, not from getting hit
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Speaker 1: in the chest with an umbrella. And so I went
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Speaker 1: back and watched it and everything. And I was like, okay,
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Speaker 1: it looks like a pretty nasty shot, but at the
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Speaker 1: same time, um, I just don't know if it would
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Speaker 1: knock you out. The only point that was made in
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Speaker 1: that whole thread of people just calling me a fucking
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Speaker 1: retard and stuff like that and saying that I'm a
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Speaker 1: dipshit and that I should stab myself with an umbrella
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Speaker 1: and that I should get my ass kicked and stuff
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Speaker 1: like that and go bury myself neck deep in the
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Speaker 1: snow and just wait until the birds peck my eyes out.
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Speaker 1: All sorts of great comments like that on there, which
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Speaker 1: are really, really awesome stuff from the Scream fan base.
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Speaker 1: But after all that was said and done, the only
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Speaker 1: good point was some lady that said something like, well,
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Speaker 1: he just got stabbed. And this, you know, she wasn't
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Speaker 1: polite either. I'll just go ahead and say that. But
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Speaker 1: it was at least like a more thoughtful comment. But
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Speaker 1: she could have been a little fucking nicer about it,
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Speaker 1: you fucking bitch.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: Nah, just kidding. She's seemed like a great person. Um,
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Speaker 1: but she was saying something about how like, well, you know,
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Speaker 1: he did just get stabbed. Maybe the pain, like the
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Speaker 1: pain threshold or whatever caused his blood pressure to rise
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Speaker 1: and it caused him to temporarily pass out or whatever.
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Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, maybe, but don't you think it
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Speaker 1: would make, it would just be easier to smack him
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Speaker 1: over the fucking head with like a steel toe boot
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Speaker 1: or a hammer that might be in the closet. Cause
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Speaker 1: you know, everyone has like tools and shit laying around
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Speaker 1: their house. I, I don't know, just spearing him in
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Speaker 1: the chest with a fucking umbrella or even like spear
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Speaker 1: him in the chest. And then when he falls down,
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Speaker 1: boot him in the fucking head when he's like laying,
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Speaker 1: you know, when he crashes to the ground, it just doesn't,
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Speaker 1: you know, we'll watch the clip and you, you'll be
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Speaker 1: the judge. So we'll go ahead and get into it. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm ready, baby. Get up. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And I'm playing some more, obviously, than just that part.
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Speaker 1: We're just going to go ahead and go through the
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Speaker 1: whole ending scene because might as well. It's a great,
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Speaker 1: great ending scene here, despite the umbrella criticism that I
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Speaker 1: have for the movie. And because we're also going to
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Speaker 1: talk about the Stu Mocker news, right? That's important, I think.
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Speaker 1: What's going on, man?
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Speaker 2: Jesus. Oh, shit.
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Speaker 1: My turn.
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Speaker 2: What? Don't forget. Stay to the side and don't go
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Speaker 2: too deep. Okay.
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Speaker 1: I remember.
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Speaker 2: Ah! Fuck! Fuck! God damn it, Stu! Sorry, Billy.
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Speaker 1: I guess I got a little too zealous, huh?
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Speaker 2: Give me the knife. No.
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Speaker 1: Give me the knife.
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Speaker 2: Now!
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Speaker 1: You see, Sid, everybody dies but us. Everybody dies but us.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna carry on and plan the sequel, because let's
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Speaker 1: face it, baby, these days, you gotta have a sequel.
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Speaker 2: You sick fucks, you've seen one too many movies. No, Sid!
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Speaker 1: Don't you blame the movies.
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Speaker 2: Movies don't create psychos.
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Speaker 1: Movies make psychos more creative. It's four stabs. Stop it, Billy.
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Speaker 2: Would you, all right? I can't take anymore. I'm feeling
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Speaker 2: a little woozy here. Anyways, you get the gun, and
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Speaker 2: I'll untie Pops, okay?
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Speaker 1: So I guess my point is, like, um.
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Speaker 1: Stu Mocker not being alive, I think makes a lot
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Speaker 1: more sense. Once you kind of take into consideration the
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Speaker 1: amount of times he was stabbed before having the TV
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Speaker 1: dropped off on his head, you know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. And the other, I guess, I think
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Speaker 1: the obvious thing is just that when Stu Mocker, uh,
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Speaker 1: is killed in this movie afterwards. Is it like, there's
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Speaker 1: no more mention of him being alive. You think at
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Speaker 1: some point in the franchise, somebody would have said, Oh,
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Speaker 1: you know, well, Stu Mocker's not dead. Maybe we should
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Speaker 1: check on him as like to, to be any of
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Speaker 1: the other killers in the entire fucking franchise. And I
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Speaker 1: see people explain that away by being like, Oh no,
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Speaker 1: it's because his family's rich. His family's not that fucking rich.
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Speaker 1: Like this, yeah, this is a cool house and shit
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Speaker 1: like that. But they live in, you know, and I guess, yeah,
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Speaker 1: they live in California. So they're rich for, you know,
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Speaker 1: they seem to be like middle class for California, like
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Speaker 1: upper middle class for California, which don't get me wrong,
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Speaker 1: that's a lot of money. That's not like disappear your
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Speaker 1: serial killer son money though. You would need to be like,
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Speaker 1: billion like millionaires billionaires stuff like that i would say
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Speaker 1: at the at best maybe they're like high six figures
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Speaker 1: which you know this isn't a fucking financial podcast so
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Speaker 1: we're not going to be worried about that i'm going
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Speaker 1: to skip ahead oh my.
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Speaker 2: God vanilla milk chocolate almond.
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Speaker 1: I love you too bad play a little So yeah,
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Speaker 1: so Gail interrupts, Sidney gets away, you know, yadda yadda yadda.
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Speaker 1: Stu is clearly way more hurt than Billy. Billy got
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Speaker 1: one stab to the side, and this is kind of
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Speaker 1: my point that's going to push up against the argument
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Speaker 1: that the pain threshold was too high and that he
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Speaker 1: was already, like, severely hurt. I mean, look at this.
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Speaker 1: Stu got stabbed in the stomach and the arm, and
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Speaker 1: he's got blood coming out of his fucking mouth. To me,
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Speaker 1: that says like maybe he had a lung punctured or
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Speaker 1: something like that. Or, you know, it's not good. If
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Speaker 1: you get stabbed in the stomach and blood's coming out,
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Speaker 1: you're coughing up blood, basically just leaking blood out of
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Speaker 1: your mouth. You probably need to get to the fucking
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Speaker 1: hospital and not have a TV dropped on your fucking
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Speaker 1: head and get electrocuted. I think I'm dying.
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Speaker 2: Here, man. Hello? Oh, Stu, Stu, Stu.
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Speaker 1: What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on
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Speaker 1: their way. What are you going to tell them? Peer pressure.
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Speaker 2: I'm far too sensitive.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to rip you off, you bitch! Just like
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Speaker 1: your fucking mother!
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Speaker 2: You've got to find me first, you pansy-ass mama's boy! Fuck!
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Speaker 1: I had to mention the phone to the back of
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Speaker 1: the head to fucking hurt. I can hear you in
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Speaker 1: the phone, dick! Fucking where are you?
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Speaker 2: Stop!
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Speaker 1: And that's... See... Billy going nuts right here. He's got
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Speaker 1: all this energy. He's physically fine enough to tear up
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Speaker 1: this fucking couch and throw shit around and trash the place,
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Speaker 1: you know. But he's too weak to take a shot
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Speaker 1: from an umbrella. Not to mention the amount of adrenaline
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Speaker 1: that would have to be going through these fuckers at
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Speaker 1: this time. It's hard to believe that the umbrella shot's
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Speaker 1: going to take him out. But we're almost there.
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Speaker 2: Did you.
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Speaker 1: Really call the police? You're sorry, ass.
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Speaker 2: I didn't.
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Speaker 1: That doesn't look like someone that's getting knocked out by
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Speaker 1: an umbrella hit to the chest, sorry.
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Speaker 2: Alright, let's see.
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Speaker 1: Now look. This is what I'm talking about. This just
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Speaker 1: cracked me up.
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Speaker 2: Why? Let's just see that again. Let's see if we can...
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Speaker 2: Can we slow this down? Is that a thing? Playback speed.
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Speaker 2: Can we go slower? Yeah, let's do slow-mo. So we
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Speaker 2: can really get the idea. So, yeah.
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Speaker 1: And he's out. He's fucking knocked out cold from that.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. To me, that just, it's not like
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Speaker 1: a deal breaker or anything. It's honestly not that big
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Speaker 1: a deal, but it did make me laugh this last
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Speaker 1: time when I watched the movie, and it just, I
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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I don't know about that, guys. I
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Speaker 1: don't know if the umbrella shot's gonna knock him unconscious. Like,
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Speaker 1: I get it if he's hurt and it takes him
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Speaker 1: a little while to recover, but he's awake. But for
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Speaker 1: him to just like, I mean, he literally just basically
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Speaker 1: like turns his head to the side and falls asleep. Why?
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Speaker 1: Because of a shot to the chest, an umbrella stab
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Speaker 1: to the chest? I don't know. Just seems a little
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Speaker 1: silly to me. And before we get into this, so
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Speaker 1: I thought, you know, like, I need some more credibility
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Speaker 1: to back this up because I know, you know, apparently
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Speaker 1: nobody's going to agree with me in that whole fucking,
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Speaker 1: in that whole giant thread, which I don't feel that
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Speaker 1: bad about considering most of the discussion on there is
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Speaker 1: literally just about what, like, people trying to explain why
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Speaker 1: they think Stu Mocker's alive and why they think it's
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Speaker 1: not going to be some sort of, like, shoehorned in
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Speaker 1: cameo just to get Matthew Lillard back into the movie
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Speaker 1: because he's a fan favorite and we've got Kevin Williamson
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Speaker 1: back you know doing the directing for this movie Seems
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Speaker 1: like it's probably more along the lines of those things,
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Speaker 1: but the people in the group were basically mostly just
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Speaker 1: talking about shit like that or why they think Roman
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Speaker 1: Bridgers is going to be the killer. And it's like,
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Speaker 1: Roman's not alive. I don't know. There's a lot of
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Speaker 1: people that are clearly dead in the franchise that this group...
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Speaker 1: I can't tell if it's just them.
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Speaker 1: Butt-fucking-around and, like, trolling. You know what I mean at
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Speaker 1: this point? But that's, like, the majority of the posts
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Speaker 1: in there are just about, like, people that are clearly dead. Like,
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Speaker 1: even Dewey. They're like, oh, the killer's going to be Dewey. Like,
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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Not unless they... What? Unless it
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Speaker 1: just gets really fucking wacky and they're like, yeah, we
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Speaker 1: took Dewey's brain out of his body and we put
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Speaker 1: it into a fucking... RoboCop. And now Dewey is, well,
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Speaker 1: that would actually be pretty cool if they, cause then,
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Speaker 1: you know, since Dewey was a cop and they, they
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Speaker 1: turned him into RoboCop and then the Scream franchise could
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Speaker 1: be like a prequel to RoboCop. Honestly, I kind of
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Speaker 1: like that better than anything else I've heard so far.
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Speaker 1: But basically I wanted some more credibility to back, back
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Speaker 1: my point of view up. And so I asked my doctor, my,
19:13
Speaker 1: you know, my, my go-to, what is that called? my general, uh,
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Speaker 1: physician or whatever, I said, Hey, would you mind, uh,
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Speaker 1: just answering this quick question for me? It's for a
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Speaker 1: YouTube channel. And she, she was like, sure.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: But then when I explained it, um, you know, I
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Speaker 1: showed her the video, I showed her the, the Facebook
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Speaker 1: thread and I explained what the video was going to be.
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Speaker 1: She said, fuck, no, get the fuck out of my office.
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Speaker 1: Quit wasting my time with this fucking bullshit scream dog shit.
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Speaker 1: I never want to see you again. And she fired
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Speaker 1: me as a patient. So I did the next best thing.
19:52
Speaker 1: I brought out my Ouija board. When I was growing up,
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Speaker 1: I had this German doctor who worked in this small
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Speaker 1: little office with his Indian wife. And his name was Dr. Sagethe.
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Speaker 1: He was my favorite doctor, although he did scare me
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Speaker 1: pretty bad most of the time because he would He
20:08
Speaker 1: had like this rocket cannon heater in there that he
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Speaker 1: would crank on that was loud as fuck. And he
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Speaker 1: would always give me like shots and he was never
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Speaker 1: nice about it. You know, like nowadays when kids get shots,
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Speaker 1: I feel like they're like, you know, here's a sucker
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Speaker 1: or something. And they do it really fast. He was
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Speaker 1: just like, I'll give you the fucking shot or you,
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Speaker 1: or I will, you know, you're getting the fucking shot,
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Speaker 1: whether you like it or not. And I was just like, okay,
20:32
Speaker 1: I'm for motherfucker. And he just grabbed me and like
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Speaker 1: fucking inject that shit into me. And I don't even
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Speaker 1: know what he was injecting into me. I don't know
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Speaker 1: if it was anything important or not. I do think
20:43
Speaker 1: it probably explains why I'm so goddamn strong now. I
20:49
Speaker 1: think he was grooming me to be like a steroid
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Speaker 1: patient or whatever. And he was just shooting these fucking
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Speaker 1: needles into my neck and stuff like that to make
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Speaker 1: me super strong. I don't know what the end goal was.
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Speaker 1: He was pretty old, so maybe he just thought it
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Speaker 1: would be fun. Maybe he thought I would benefit from it.
21:05
Speaker 1: He's like, you will be the next super athlete. Motherfucker.
21:10
Speaker 1: But anyway, I got my Ouija board out. I contacted Dr. Segethe.
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Speaker 1: I showed him the video. I showed his ghost the video,
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Speaker 1: you know, and I said, what do you think about this?
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Speaker 1: Do you think this would actually knock somebody out? And
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Speaker 1: he said, no. He said, do you look... So, thanks.
21:28
Speaker 1: See you. Now it's settled. Dr. Segethe said there's no
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Speaker 1: chance in hell that would actually knock somebody out. So
21:34
Speaker 1: let's get to the next point. Is Stu really dead? Okay,
21:41
Speaker 1: he's dead. Oh, that didn't even hurt him. Wait a minute.
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Speaker 1: What the hell? I never even realized that shit. First
21:50
Speaker 1: of all, what happens here? He gets like judo flipped
21:55
Speaker 1: after being stabbed four times. And then he gets fucking
21:59
Speaker 1: straight up. His nuts have to be completely pulverized at
22:04
Speaker 1: this point. There was no like there's nowhere for him
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Speaker 1: to move. She's got him pinned down to the ground
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Speaker 1: and she just drops a heavy ass knee right on
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Speaker 1: his nuts. And he has no response to it. He
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Speaker 1: just decks her. The punch hurt him worse than the
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Speaker 1: giant knee to the nuts that would kill any other man.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what Stu Mocker is made out of,
22:32
Speaker 1: but I.
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Speaker 2: Don't know.
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Speaker 1: Maybe he does those Chinese drills that you see the
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Speaker 1: karate people doing when they're just getting nailed in the
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Speaker 1: nuts with logs and baseball bats and stuff like that.
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Speaker 1: okay the bite hurt worse than the nut shot in
22:51
Speaker 1: your dreams all right So here's the thing. If you've
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Speaker 1: never picked up one of these goddamn TVs before, they're
23:17
Speaker 1: about a hundred fucking pounds and the glass is about
23:21
Speaker 1: three inches thick. And, uh, that I know this, I
23:25
Speaker 1: know how heavy they are because after Dr. Segethe would
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Speaker 1: inject me with them things, whatever those things were, he
23:30
Speaker 1: would make me walk around the office with one of these, uh,
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Speaker 1: on my back, uh, you know, make me strong or whatever. So,
23:38
Speaker 1: I understand how heavy this fucking TV is. We had
23:41
Speaker 1: one in our room. We used to have to, you know,
23:42
Speaker 1: anytime we wanted to rearrange our room. Me and my brothers,
23:46
Speaker 1: two of my brothers, we shared the same room. So
23:49
Speaker 1: anytime we thought of a cooler setup for our room,
23:52
Speaker 1: we had to pick this fucker up and carry it
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Speaker 1: around our rooms by ourselves. And let me tell you,
23:58
Speaker 1: if you drop this thing, you were fucked. Your foot
24:01
Speaker 1: was getting broken. If it made you fall over, it's
24:04
Speaker 1: probably why we all have fucking back problems now as
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Speaker 1: adults and stuff like that. Stu's dead, guys. If that
24:15
Speaker 1: fucking thing lands on your head after you've been stabbed
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Speaker 1: enough to make blood come out of your mouth and
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Speaker 1: you get electrocuted, that's the thing. It's not like it
24:23
Speaker 1: didn't electrocute him too. We clearly see his fucking ass
24:26
Speaker 1: getting electrocuted. I don't know. I don't know why anybody
24:31
Speaker 1: thinks that. See, look at him. He's getting electrocuted. And
24:34
Speaker 1: you even hear the TV electrocuting him. Fucking, yeah. Anyway,
24:39
Speaker 1: so this whole time Billy's been knocked out too. Keep
24:41
Speaker 1: that in mind. That's my other point is like, I
24:44
Speaker 1: get it. Umbrella stab to the chest would hurt. Why
24:48
Speaker 1: is he knocked out for so long? He's knocked out
24:51
Speaker 1: longer than fucking Randy and Randy got shot.
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Speaker 2: I probably should be.
24:55
Speaker 1: I never thought I'd be so happy. I know it's
24:56
Speaker 1: not that long. I was joking about that. And there is.
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Speaker 1: And so he does have a wound there, which I understand.
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Speaker 1: He did get stabbed, and that does suck, and that
25:16
Speaker 1: would hurt really bad. He's conscious longer after the gunshot.
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Speaker 2: It's OK. Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard.
26:14
Speaker 1: Careful.
26:16
Speaker 2: This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes
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Speaker 2: back to life for one last scare. Not in my movie. Wow.
26:32
Speaker 2: Let's go back here a little bit. Wow.
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Speaker 1: And that's the other thing that I've heard people say
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Speaker 1: why they think like Roman Bridgers is coming back and
26:41
Speaker 1: all this other fucking bullshit. because he didn't get shot
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Speaker 1: in the head. And in a Scream movie, you have
26:46
Speaker 1: to get shot in the head, I guess. I don't know.
26:50
Speaker 1: I get that that's what they say, but that's obviously
26:54
Speaker 1: not real. I've even seen people say, well, Mickey should
26:57
Speaker 1: be alive then. What? The fuck? This can't be real, right?
27:04
Speaker 1: This is just some bullshit thing that we're doing right here.
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Speaker 1: People that are way too into the franchise... that think
27:12
Speaker 1: this stuff is real, right? Do you understand what I'm saying?
27:17
Speaker 1: I think I got myself in too deep into the
27:22
Speaker 1: Scream fan franchise. Whichever movie was made about toxic fans,
27:27
Speaker 1: I think it was Scream 5 or whatever, after joining
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Speaker 1: the fan club thing, it made me realize what they
27:34
Speaker 1: were talking about. I was like, oh, okay, I get it.
27:37
Speaker 1: This shit's unhinged. Some of this shit's just too much.
27:40
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's pretty much the end of the video.
27:46
Speaker 1: The whole point, Stu's dead, the umbrella shot is too powerful.
27:52
Speaker 1: Sydney needs to bring the umbrella back for Scream 7.
27:55
Speaker 1: They just pull up to the house at the final
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Speaker 1: scene and she pops the trunk like in Scream 5
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Speaker 1: and you think they're going to pull out dueling pistols
28:03
Speaker 1: and she just pulls out two fucking umbrellas and her
28:05
Speaker 1: and Gale walk in there umbrellas drawn and they're just
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Speaker 1: ready to fucking puncture anyone's chest with it and put
28:12
Speaker 1: them out of commission for at least two minutes and
28:14
Speaker 1: at that point you have two minutes to do whatever
28:16
Speaker 1: you want so it's confirmed similar to Ness's bat and
28:21
Speaker 1: earthbound the umbrella and scream is the most powerful weapon
28:27
Speaker 1: so join me for my scream coverage it'll be coming
28:30
Speaker 1: up soon obviously we'll do scream seven pretty soon I'll
28:34
Speaker 1: probably kind of split that in half do like a
28:37
Speaker 1: spoiler-free section and then do a spoiler section since I
28:40
Speaker 1: know it's going to be a fresh-ass movie. And I'm
28:43
Speaker 1: going to have to go to the movie theaters to
28:45
Speaker 1: watch it and do the episode after that. Thanks for listening, everyone.
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Speaker 1: Good night.