Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #701 Eric Freedman
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode here the
- 0:02Speaker 1: we don't smoke the same podcast thank you so much
- 0:05Speaker 1: everybody for patiently waiting hitting that thumbs up number one
- 0:08Speaker 1: before i continue and i shout out all the sponsors
- 0:11Speaker 1: that made the show possible day in and day out
- 0:14Speaker 1: even if there's been different ones throughout the time i
- 0:17Speaker 1: just want to say thank you guys so so much
- 0:20Speaker 1: for getting us to 80 000 subscribers dog.
- 0:24Speaker 2: This shit started to pick up about a year and
- 0:27Speaker 2: a half ago. When did you leave Xavier? Like a
- 0:29Speaker 2: year and a half ago?
- 0:29Speaker 3: When Nitty came.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:31Speaker 3: No.
- 0:31Speaker 2: No, it actually happened.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Wait, what?
- 0:34Speaker 2: It's about a year.
- 0:35Speaker 1: It actually happened when I fired Xavier because we were fighting.
- 0:39Speaker 1: And then people thought about the possibility of the podcast
- 0:42Speaker 1: not being a thing no more.
- 0:44Speaker 2: And I felt like.
- 0:46Speaker 1: I don't know, we ended up on somebody's algorithm and
- 0:48Speaker 1: we've had a lot of good guests.
- 0:49Speaker 4: Man, there's been talks to shut down the podcast.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Yeah, and all that.
- 0:53Speaker 1: And then we added, we immigrated Nitty over here so
- 0:57Speaker 1: we can get some immigrant points. But yeah, and then
- 1:01Speaker 1: we kind of found our groove, dog, and we've been
- 1:03Speaker 1: able to make it to 80,000 followers, dog, and we're
- 1:06Speaker 1: hoping to get to 100K so we can all get
- 1:08Speaker 1: a plaque at the end of the year, dog, which
- 1:11Speaker 1: would be great.
- 1:11Speaker 2: You know, if we could get that by the end
- 1:13Speaker 2: of the year, that 100K would be sweet.
- 1:14Speaker 1: So we're going to try to Give you guys even
- 1:16Speaker 1: extra episodes if we could come across some bigger guests
- 1:19Speaker 1: or if we could like just go the extra mile
- 1:21Speaker 1: for you guys to give you guys something crazy, you know,
- 1:23Speaker 1: because we've been putting a lot into this podcast. We've
- 1:26Speaker 1: been doing a lot behind these events and we plan
- 1:28Speaker 1: to do more. Don't think that we don't want to
- 1:30Speaker 1: do it at the comedy store again. It's beyond our control.
- 1:33Speaker 1: So we got other places that we're going to fucking
- 1:35Speaker 1: smoke out.
- 1:36Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:36Speaker 1: Other places want the money. Then they got 400 seats.
- 1:39Speaker 1: We got 400 asses to put in those seats, dog.
- 1:41Speaker 1: So we're going to take them somewhere. Also, before we continue,
- 1:46Speaker 1: I do want to tell you guys, please make sure
- 1:48Speaker 1: you guys pull.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Up on Sunday.
- 1:49Speaker 1: It's going to be going down still at Corea's High
- 1:52Speaker 1: and Hungry Mercadito.
- 1:53Speaker 2: It is free.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Pull up.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Plenty of parking. We got about, like, almost 20 vendors now.
- 1:58Speaker 1: They're all different.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Come shop. Come eat.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Come watch the game. There's going to be some pretty
- 2:04Speaker 1: sick stuff. Yeah, I'm going to fucking drop the freestyle today,
- 2:06Speaker 1: all right?
- 2:07Speaker 5: Damn, fool.
- 2:07Speaker 2: Ya dejan de chingar.
- 2:09Speaker 5: All right?
- 2:09Speaker 3: Fuck, bro.
- 2:10Speaker 2: And after I don't want to hear shit about it
- 2:12Speaker 2: no more after that.
- 2:12Speaker 3: I wrote a written for you, too.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Nah, I'm a fucking freestyle, dog.
- 2:18Speaker 2: It might not be the longest, but I'll see what's up.
- 2:21Speaker 2: We're not a rhymes.
- 2:22Speaker 3: It's a written.
- 2:23Speaker 2: I didn't write anything, dog.
- 2:25Speaker 3: I wrote it written.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Oh, I don't have. I mean, they didn't ask you
- 2:28Speaker 2: to freestyle.
- 2:29Speaker 3: I got a response for you. I know I'm going
- 2:31Speaker 3: to get it.
- 2:31Speaker 6: Only way I believe freestars are real when you incorporate
- 2:34Speaker 6: shit that's happening live.
- 2:36Speaker 3: So unless you do that shit, you don't want.
- 2:37Speaker 5: To be like, yo, you wrote that shit like Drexel.
- 2:39Speaker 3: I don't know who's talking.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Who's talking?
- 2:42Speaker 5: Yeah, dog.
- 2:42Speaker 1: So all I'm saying is, you know, ya dejen de chingar, dog.
- 2:46Speaker 1: I'll fucking do it at some point in the podcast,
- 2:48Speaker 1: all right? Thank you to our sponsors that make the
- 2:51Speaker 1: show possible. Somebody said on the final episode he's on
- 2:53Speaker 1: calls ice and everybody.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Gets deported live.
- 2:55Speaker 5: Like a novella.
- 2:59Speaker 2: That would be great. Chicklets, make sure you guys follow them.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Thank you, Chicklets, for also being a part of the
- 3:05Speaker 1: ride and always sponsoring the show and even holding it
- 3:08Speaker 1: down when we needed you, dog. And thank you so
- 3:14Speaker 1: much for sponsoring the show continuously. Make sure you guys
- 3:16Speaker 1: fuck with the homie chicklets underscore Los Angeles on Instagram
- 3:20Speaker 1: and go get that fresh batch. Somebody just came and
- 3:23Speaker 1: ordered like 50 of them. So place your order while
- 3:25Speaker 1: you can. Also, to my left, to that left is
- 3:29Speaker 1: the one and only Hadar. Make sure you guys follow Hadar.
- 3:33Speaker 3: What is it?
- 3:34Speaker 1: Get some Hadar on your radar. Getting you some of
- 3:36Speaker 1: the bomb is herb out there. You know, I mean,
- 3:39Speaker 1: for the bomb is price out there compared to for
- 3:40Speaker 1: that quality. And also, happy early birthday to our injury
- 3:45Speaker 1: attorney firm, Gabriel Sepulveda's firm at Sepulveda Law on Instagram.
- 3:50Speaker 1: If you guys mentioned, we don't smoke the same podcast
- 3:51Speaker 1: to hear out your case and evaluate it for free.
- 3:54Speaker 1: So if you guys, if you got injured at Walmart,
- 3:56Speaker 1: if you get hurt, you know what I mean? Or
- 3:59Speaker 1: somebody slip and fall.
- 4:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:02Speaker 1: So you guys, I'm seeing $ 2 million fucking checks going, dog.
- 4:05Speaker 1: That shit got me reconsidering like how fast do I
- 4:07Speaker 1: want to walk into Walmart?
- 4:09Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It really got me considering it.
- 4:11Speaker 1: And last but not least, which you don't have his
- 4:13Speaker 1: logo out there, Red Ice Coffee LA. Literally about to
- 4:17Speaker 1: make some of the fucking strongest coffee.
- 4:20Speaker 5: It's about to hit you hard, dog.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Talk about that shit's going to be hard because I
- 4:25Speaker 1: got that coffee at PuffCon. To my left is the
- 4:28Speaker 1: one and only XG.
- 4:29Speaker 2: What's up? What's up? Excited to be here, dog.
- 4:31Speaker 6: Thank you for everybody for the 80,000 subscribers. We got
- 4:34Speaker 6: some crazy giveaways. I got a Dave's Hot Chicken hat.
- 4:36Speaker 6: Everybody wants a Dave's Hot Chicken hat. And I got
- 4:39Speaker 6: some Simple Hat merch for the Super Chatters.
- 4:42Speaker 4: Xavier just dropped the hat.
- 4:43Speaker 3: Xavier just got access to the free bin.
- 4:46Speaker 2: That was the free bin.
- 4:47Speaker 3: I went back.
- 4:47Speaker 2: I was like, yo, what extra shit we got, Sam?
- 4:49Speaker 5: This is leftover to a merch. Yeah, so.
- 4:53Speaker 6: But it's exclusive, though. It might be leftovers, but it
- 4:55Speaker 6: is exclusive. You can't get these shirts anywhere else.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Look, so I'm just going to throw those in randomly,
- 5:01Speaker 2: all right?
- 5:02Speaker 1: Because the real giveaway fucking prizes are fucking fire today,
- 5:05Speaker 1: all right, dog?
- 5:06Speaker 2: So. Those are just extras.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I'm going to just tell you before I introduce Nitty.
- 5:13Speaker 1: The current giveaways today for you guys getting us to 80,000 followers. Look,
- 5:17Speaker 1: I'm going to give away... I'm going to give away subscribers.
- 5:20Speaker 1: I'm going to give away three jars, bro. Three jars
- 5:23Speaker 1: of some fire. And you know what else I'm going
- 5:26Speaker 1: to give you? I'm going to give you three. It's
- 5:28Speaker 1: going to be random. Three Puffco proxy holders, dog. So
- 5:32Speaker 1: what else do you need to go get you a
- 5:34Speaker 1: Puffco proxy.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Now, dog?
- 5:36Speaker 1: You're going to have the holder. All you need is
- 5:38Speaker 1: the device. You're going to have the thing that you
- 5:40Speaker 1: need to break it in. So three people are going
- 5:43Speaker 1: to get hooked up and it's going to be random.
- 5:45Speaker 1: One of you guys might get the burger that's regular.
- 5:47Speaker 1: The other one's going to get the Halloween glow in
- 5:48Speaker 1: the dark one. And the other one's going to get
- 5:50Speaker 1: the coffee cup and you guys get the Q-tip holder
- 5:53Speaker 1: for the dabs.
- 5:54Speaker 3: So.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Look, that's three giveaways, dog. I'll be honest.
- 5:57Speaker 5: That's like at least $ 100 value each.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Who does that?
- 5:59Speaker 1: That's $ 100 value each, at least guaranteed. No, probably a
- 6:01Speaker 1: little bit more, dog, just because the jar is going
- 6:03Speaker 1: to be like two Gs in there.
- 6:04Speaker 3: And the exclusive merch, dog.
- 6:06Speaker 2: Don't forget the merch, dog. Dave's Hot Chicken hat. Where
- 6:09Speaker 2: are you going to get that at? Probably Dave's Hot Chicken. Yeah,
- 6:13Speaker 2: probably Dave's Hot Chicken.
- 6:15Speaker 3: I think it's a chain.
- 6:16Speaker 5: There's a lot of them.
- 6:20Speaker 2: A cross for me is the imported one. What's going on, AD?
- 6:25Speaker 3: Shout out to you guys. You already know what it is.
- 6:27Speaker 7: Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Thank you guys
- 6:29Speaker 7: for tuning in. Thank you for 80K subscribers. I know
- 6:32Speaker 7: it all happened since I got here. So thank you guys.
- 6:35Speaker 7: That's all I can say.
- 6:38Speaker 2: That is not true.
- 6:40Speaker 5: What is it?
- 6:41Speaker 1: Thank you, Ray, for running the boards every show, day
- 6:44Speaker 1: in and day out.
- 6:44Speaker 4: Good morning and fuck Mr.
- 6:46Speaker 5: Beast.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Hey, dawg, you were just on fucking Shark Tank. And
- 6:50Speaker 2: I love Shark Tank and Mr.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Beast. It's kind of cool.
- 6:54Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry.
- 6:55Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 6:56Speaker 4: Fuck him either way.
- 6:57Speaker 3: It's okay. You don't want him on the pod, Rick?
- 7:00Speaker 1: You seen that Mexican guy that lives in the store
- 7:02Speaker 1: and then he got a lot of money for living
- 7:04Speaker 1: in that store for days?
- 7:04Speaker 4: There's a lot of controversy on that guy.
- 7:07Speaker 2: I was just like, yo, man, that guy's going to
- 7:09Speaker 2: buy so much Coca-Cola.
- 7:10Speaker 3: He did like $ 700, 000.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Yeah. And let's give it up for our guest, The
- 7:17Speaker 2: very funny Eric Friedman. What's up?
- 7:21Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, guys.
- 7:22Speaker 1: If you guys have gone to a Craig Congdon show,
- 7:25Speaker 1: you guys might have seen.
- 7:26Speaker 2: Him open up.
- 7:27Speaker 5: Yeah, I was with him the last three years, so
- 7:30Speaker 5: saw anything on the road. And then this year, I
- 7:33Speaker 5: just left, and I'm out on my own.
- 7:35Speaker 3: Headlining? Headlining, yeah.
- 7:39Speaker 5: That was the correct sound. That was the exact right.
- 7:42Speaker 5: I'm doing an hour. I'm putting in the full hour.
- 7:46Speaker 3: He's funny as fuck. If you haven't seen him, you
- 7:47Speaker 3: should check him out.
- 7:47Speaker 6: Yeah, because Sam talks about going from, like, opener straight
- 7:50Speaker 6: to headliner. He skipped that feature he talked about, and
- 7:52Speaker 6: he's like, bro, you have no idea how hard it
- 7:54Speaker 6: is to go from, like... So I can already imagine
- 7:56Speaker 6: from feature, it's still crazy.
- 7:58Speaker 3: Feature's good.
- 7:59Speaker 5: The stretching out's nice and getting to do a lot longer.
- 8:03Speaker 3: Going from.
- 8:04Speaker 5: I was with Craig when he was just starting to
- 8:06Speaker 5: sell tickets to when he was selling out everything, and, like,
- 8:09Speaker 5: so the last year and a half was, like, on
- 8:11Speaker 5: the road where every weekend was sold out, and pretty
- 8:14Speaker 5: fun on that side. And now I'm going to like, God,
- 8:17Speaker 5: I hope people are at the show.
- 8:18Speaker 3: Was it just you and him?
- 8:20Speaker 5: Uh, it was me, him, and a handful of local
- 8:23Speaker 5: hosts for a while. And then, uh, Bruce Gray was
- 8:26Speaker 5: out with us most of last year. And then Bruce
- 8:29Speaker 5: is out featuring for him now. But not so.
- 8:31Speaker 3: Yeah. Hell yeah.
- 8:33Speaker 5: Um, that was fun when it was.
- 8:34Speaker 2: All three of us.
- 8:34Speaker 5: It was just fucking killer show all the way through.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. That's the best. Yeah.
- 8:39Speaker 5: You, you tour like that too.
- 8:40Speaker 2: I've gone with Bravo. And if the thing is, I'm
- 8:42Speaker 2: just a fly on the wall.
- 8:43Speaker 5: Cause it's, Bravo and Eddie, and I'm just like a
- 8:45Speaker 5: third person.
- 8:46Speaker 2: And it's like so much fun.
- 8:47Speaker 3: He does his five minutes of COVID stuff off the top.
- 8:49Speaker 2: Shut up, dog.
- 8:51Speaker 3: Fuck you.
- 8:52Speaker 2: Who remembers COVID?
- 8:55Speaker 3: I get a lot of cheers.
- 8:56Speaker 6: Boy, it's a fucking conspiracy crowd. They still hate COVID, dog.
- 9:00Speaker 6: I can talk about COVID.
- 9:01Speaker 2: For a year, and they don't care. Xavier's hoping for
- 9:03Speaker 2: a pandemic every day, so he can reuse that stereo, dog.
- 9:07Speaker 6: Russia, please come so I can bring back COVID jokes.
- 9:11Speaker 3: The thing is, you talk about.
- 9:14Speaker 7: You could be a conspiracy cop, be that guy, but
- 9:15Speaker 7: you have so many conspiracies that.
- 9:17Speaker 3: You could have an hour.
- 9:20Speaker 5: You just got to diversify.
- 9:22Speaker 6: You guys act like it wasn't a big part of
- 9:25Speaker 6: fucking our lives for a while.
- 9:26Speaker 2: I had a couple good ones that I can't let go.
- 9:28Speaker 5: It was, but it was also one of those things
- 9:30Speaker 5: like everyone wanted to get away from it as soon
- 9:34Speaker 5: as possible.
- 9:36Speaker 3: And if you're going to still do a COVID joke,
- 9:38Speaker 3: this is my take on it right now. If you're
- 9:39Speaker 3: going to do a COVID joke right now, It better
- 9:41Speaker 3: be a good COVID joke. Something unique that we haven't heard.
- 9:44Speaker 5: It needs to at least feel like it's new perspective
- 9:47Speaker 5: on it from now versus whatever we were going through.
- 9:51Speaker 1: You better be pro-COVID if you're still doing those jokes.
- 9:54Speaker 7: It can't be anything we've seen on a meme or
- 9:57Speaker 7: just that street take.
- 9:59Speaker 3: Not 100%.
- 9:59Speaker 6: That sucks because you see a lot of comics with
- 10:04Speaker 6: the memes and you're like, I saw the meme before
- 10:06Speaker 6: you did the joke, which I'm not saying he stole
- 10:08Speaker 6: because obviously memes are just coming out so much now.
- 10:11Speaker 3: It's going both ways.
- 10:12Speaker 7: Comics are taking from memes and memes, they're straight up
- 10:14Speaker 7: taking a whole joke and turning it into a meme
- 10:16Speaker 7: real quick.
- 10:17Speaker 3: Yeah. And there's AI comics. And AI comics. That sucks.
- 10:20Speaker 3: That's insane. I also feel kind.
- 10:22Speaker 5: Of bad that I haven't had any jokes stolen by
- 10:24Speaker 5: AI yet. I'm like, what am I doing wrong? Some
- 10:27Speaker 5: of these jokes did well. I have an idea.
- 10:29Speaker 6: So you know how Sam Tripoli goes kind of hard
- 10:31Speaker 6: on the paint?
- 10:32Speaker 3: Yes.
- 10:32Speaker 6: And I'm like, what if we made a female Sam Tripoli?
- 10:36Speaker 2: Use the jokes. Use the jokes.
- 10:41Speaker 3: Every time.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Use the jokes.
- 10:43Speaker 6: Because he always says, he's like... Female comics can do better.
- 10:46Speaker 6: They talk about their pussy, everyone laughs. And I'm like, well,
- 10:49Speaker 6: why don't we do a female?
- 10:51Speaker 5: Kyle Kinane just did one where it's a female, but
- 10:57Speaker 5: then still his voice. It's the female AI, and then
- 11:02Speaker 5: it morphs into his face and stuff, too, on the body.
- 11:05Speaker 6: Have you gotten an AI joke sent to you?
- 11:10Speaker 5: No like as a just like you gotta check this.
- 11:12Speaker 6: Person my dumb ass homies send me hot chicks and
- 11:15Speaker 6: be like look at this joke and I'm like it's
- 11:16Speaker 6: not even funny it's you're looking at cause that bitch
- 11:18Speaker 6: is fucking hot.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Also who wants that delivering comedy it just feels like
- 11:24Speaker 5: the wrong take it off separate things I don't want
- 11:28Speaker 5: to jerk off to comedy how.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Does somebody send you AI comedy like is somebody a
- 11:33Speaker 1: made up person or what no there's.
- 11:34Speaker 7: Literally someone is making a it looks pretty fucking real
- 11:37Speaker 7: but it's a fake AI woman all sexy doing somebody.
- 11:40Speaker 3: Else's whole bit, word for word. They just... They're putting
- 11:43Speaker 3: them in fake sitcoms and stuff, too.
- 11:45Speaker 7: The one sitcoms I do like is they're doing Seinfeld,
- 11:48Speaker 7: but they're all Dragon Ball Z characters.
- 11:50Speaker 3: And they're doing a Seinfeld episode.
- 11:54Speaker 1: I've seen the novellas and stuff like that, or the
- 11:57Speaker 1: soap operas, but it's the Brain Rock characters.
- 12:01Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 12:02Speaker 2: You know, like the little fucking... The dude with the
- 12:03Speaker 2: crazy hair. The little tunk-tunk guy? You know, with the
- 12:05Speaker 2: little fucking brown guy? Yeah, and it's just like.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Or they'll have like a It's like some kind of
- 12:10Speaker 1: BET story and shit.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:13Speaker 1: And they'll be like, look, man, you need to hustle
- 12:14Speaker 1: your way out the hood. And I'm just like, yo,
- 12:16Speaker 1: it's this crazy soap opera shit like that. But there
- 12:20Speaker 1: is some crazy shit right here.
- 12:21Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Salute to Red Ice Coffee LA, dawg.
- 12:27Speaker 6: This Sunday, come try Red Ice Coffee, dawg, for in-person, live.
- 12:31Speaker 2: Come kick it with the boys. Come smoke. Yeah, make
- 12:34Speaker 2: sure you guys come get you some. What is it?
- 12:36Speaker 2: This is a custom cup right here.
- 12:38Speaker 3: That's a cool cup.
- 12:39Speaker 2: Ceramics, dog.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I tried to get this person to do the pop-up,
- 12:41Speaker 1: but they're probably busy. But yeah, if you have a
- 12:45Speaker 1: ceramics fucking business, let me know because we definitely could
- 12:48Speaker 1: use you at the pop-up. Or if you have somebody
- 12:49Speaker 1: that's different, have them tag along for the pop-up, dog.
- 12:52Speaker 3: Or if you're even a red cup business.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Dog, this is fire.
- 12:57Speaker 5: Like solo cups?
- 12:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:00Speaker 5: Like Mr.
- 13:01Speaker 2: Solo?
- 13:01Speaker 3: Yeah, Ralph shows up.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Man, I ain't going to lie. That PuffCon coffee is fire.
- 13:07Speaker 3: Oh, yeah?
- 13:08Speaker 2: We didn't tell you about it?
- 13:09Speaker 3: What?
- 13:10Speaker 6: Dude, this guy that's infusing, like, coffee beans with rosin
- 13:13Speaker 6: and hash. And we bought some, and we.
- 13:15Speaker 3: Were a little.
- 13:17Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 13:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:18Speaker 2: It was actually like a fucking speedball.
- 13:20Speaker 3: Did it taste good, though? Delicious.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Yeah, it was delicious, dog.
- 13:22Speaker 3: It didn't taste like one of those.
- 13:23Speaker 2: No, it tasted very craft, dog. Like, it was good beans.
- 13:27Speaker 2: But you could taste... I'm not lying. You could literally
- 13:29Speaker 2: taste it. It tasted different.
- 13:30Speaker 3: It tastes like an edible.
- 13:31Speaker 4: No.
- 13:32Speaker 3: No.
- 13:32Speaker 6: I get what you mean because it had like a
- 13:35Speaker 6: greeny taste.
- 13:36Speaker 3: Yeah, you could taste the wheat.
- 13:38Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 13:40Speaker 3: You'll try it today. We literally bought some. We'll hopefully
- 13:42Speaker 3: prove that.
- 13:43Speaker 2: Yeah, I gave him the bag. Hey, is this that coffee, Moses?
- 13:46Speaker 2: Hell yeah. This is the beans right here.
- 13:48Speaker 3: All right.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Are you guys going to want iced or what?
- 13:50Speaker 7: I say the same thing when I'm with my boys
- 13:52Speaker 7: and I introduce them to my friends. These are the
- 13:54Speaker 7: beans right here.
- 13:55Speaker 3: Or just regular coffee.
- 13:56Speaker 2: I think it's infused, but you can make regular.
- 13:58Speaker 5: If I could get regular coffee.
- 13:59Speaker 3: All right.
- 14:00Speaker 2: All right.
- 14:00Speaker 3: So.
- 14:01Speaker 5: I like the being able to control both sides of
- 14:03Speaker 5: the caffeine and the high and not the like, you
- 14:06Speaker 5: know what? Here's a grab bag of both.
- 14:07Speaker 3: But we do it anyway.
- 14:08Speaker 7: Like most stoners in the morning, they'll smoke a joint
- 14:10Speaker 7: and have a coffee at the same time.
- 14:12Speaker 3: Just doing the opposite things.
- 14:13Speaker 5: I'm not and never really was a stoner. I just
- 14:16Speaker 5: smoked weed for a lot of years.
- 14:19Speaker 3: Like what was your... We smoke it all day or what? Yeah,
- 14:22Speaker 3: we smoke all day. I hate to break it to you, brother.
- 14:23Speaker 3: You were a stoner. I was about to ask him,
- 14:26Speaker 3: what is this bull talking about?
- 14:28Speaker 5: I didn't hit the culture side of it of like,
- 14:32Speaker 5: I got to get this rig and I can't wait.
- 14:34Speaker 3: To show my new piece. I don't do that either.
- 14:36Speaker 2: I literally walked in.
- 14:37Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I can't wait to fucking somebody
- 14:39Speaker 1: say something about my new piece.
- 14:42Speaker 5: Everyone I smoked with, all my friends, they all came
- 14:46Speaker 5: up in that.
- 14:47Speaker 2: Can you roll a decent joint?
- 14:50Speaker 5: I can roll a decent.
- 14:50Speaker 3: You're a stoner.
- 14:51Speaker 2: That's a stoner, bro.
- 14:54Speaker 3: I don't know anything about the fucking all the stuff.
- 14:56Speaker 3: I just like to get high. I just know about weed. Yeah.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Novice.
- 15:00Speaker 3: This guy will buy like, I need to buy the
- 15:04Speaker 3: Hello Kitty Pufficle 13.
- 15:07Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, dog?
- 15:08Speaker 5: Yesterday.
- 15:09Speaker 1: So I got all my Pufficle devices yesterday, dog. Like
- 15:12Speaker 1: I was sitting there like Toy Story, right? And I
- 15:16Speaker 1: literally had a whole outlet.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Like an extension cord.
- 15:18Speaker 1: And you know how every single one of us has
- 15:19Speaker 1: an outlet? Every single one of us was charging a
- 15:21Speaker 1: pump code device. Because I finally synced them all to
- 15:24Speaker 1: my Bluetooth. And then I was just like, damn.
- 15:27Speaker 3: So what, you can listen to music out of your
- 15:28Speaker 3: pump code?
- 15:29Speaker 2: No, so you can control the temperature and how long
- 15:31Speaker 2: the hits last.
- 15:32Speaker 3: Yeah. That makes sense.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Because it's like, if you want the hit to go
- 15:36Speaker 1: longer and you want it to, like, all that shit.
- 15:38Speaker 1: So I pretty much programmed them and all that shit.
- 15:41Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, damn.
- 15:43Speaker 3: Taking a dab is nice, but nothing's better than smoking
- 15:44Speaker 3: a blunt or a joint.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Nah, that's subjective. Personally. Nah, I'm a nitty. Okay, mister,
- 15:51Speaker 2: I don't really smoke right. No, no, no, no.
- 15:55Speaker 6: I've tried to cut down on smoking. I've tried to
- 15:59Speaker 6: cut down on smoking flour and just do dabs. There's
- 16:04Speaker 6: nothing better at the end of the fucking day to
- 16:07Speaker 6: roll up a joint or a blunt and smoke it.
- 16:09Speaker 2: And look at the fucking stars and shit.
- 16:11Speaker 3: Yeah, just chill. Smoking a joint is the best. Watching
- 16:13Speaker 3: the TV.
- 16:13Speaker 2: It's not the same as a.
- 16:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:15Speaker 2: It's not.
- 16:15Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like drinking with shots versus having a drink.
- 16:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 16:18Speaker 5: One's just fucking quick and done and.
- 16:20Speaker 3: For sure.
- 16:21Speaker 2: One's just more expensive.
- 16:22Speaker 3: Dabs are the.
- 16:23Speaker 2: Yeah, you do shots, it's going to be like $ 8
- 16:25Speaker 2: or like $ 10, but you get a cocktail, $ 18 every time.
- 16:30Speaker 3: Dabs are the crack cocaine of... Marijuana.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Okay, don't fucking be insulting like that. So we just
- 16:34Speaker 2: went to Crackfest.
- 16:35Speaker 3: It used that. No, we didn't.
- 16:36Speaker 2: It used all the marijuana.
- 16:38Speaker 3: No, we didn't.
- 16:38Speaker 5: It was when it was the hot plate.
- 16:40Speaker 3: When it was the fucking hot plate.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Well, I'll still bust out a torch and fucking whip
- 16:46Speaker 1: that shit up, dog.
- 16:47Speaker 5: We'd have that on the bus and people would come
- 16:49Speaker 5: on the tour bus.
- 16:49Speaker 2: When's the last time everybody took a fucking real dab?
- 16:51Speaker 3: I thought you said we were going to smoke weed.
- 16:53Speaker 3: Not since I had a 13-inch sports bag. Ray, I'm
- 16:55Speaker 3: talking about....
- 16:58Speaker 2: Nail teed up when's the last time you took one of.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Those yesterday my wife gave me a shotgun then I
- 17:04Speaker 4: did my own damn.
- 17:04Speaker 2: Okay alright what is it nitty like a proper nail
- 17:09Speaker 2: like like how chicklets does it oh I haven't done
- 17:12Speaker 2: that in a long time like what's a long time.
- 17:16Speaker 8: Don't a year damn that's a long time last puff
- 17:20Speaker 8: con no when I was in Canada last time okay
- 17:25Speaker 8: not last time but that was the last time I
- 17:27Speaker 8: did it.
- 17:27Speaker 6: What about you dude Probably once a week.
- 17:30Speaker 2: So you have a torch at home? Yeah.
- 17:32Speaker 3: I mean, whenever I have a good rosin, I be
- 17:34Speaker 3: making creme brulee, though. I be using a torch.
- 17:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 17:39Speaker 6: I have Matt Robinson piece. I'm not going to just
- 17:41Speaker 6: let it sit there for like.
- 17:43Speaker 1: No, because I was going to say, like, he does
- 17:45Speaker 1: have a heady piece. And like the Xavier mentality, which
- 17:48Speaker 1: I've got a very familiar to, is he's... He's not
- 17:51Speaker 1: going to not get his money's worth off of something
- 17:53Speaker 1: he has.
- 17:55Speaker 2: If this was a Matt Robertson crack pie, this would
- 17:57Speaker 2: be hitting the crack once a week, dog. I pay
- 17:59Speaker 2: for it. This would be like, I got to justify it.
- 18:01Speaker 3: I pay for it.
- 18:01Speaker 5: If you want to get him into something, you just
- 18:03Speaker 5: have to gift him whatever that thing is.
- 18:05Speaker 2: A really expensive version. I got these cookie 13s for you.
- 18:09Speaker 6: I'm deep into snowboarding because you don't know how much
- 18:11Speaker 6: money I'm investing into snowboarding where.
- 18:13Speaker 3: I just can't give up on it.
- 18:14Speaker 2: I'm like.
- 18:15Speaker 3: Fuck, dude.
- 18:15Speaker 5: Suck cost always. Can't get past it.
- 18:18Speaker 7: I will say this, though, that when the dabbing first started,
- 18:20Speaker 7: remember when it was just no new temperature?
- 18:22Speaker 2: Black shit?
- 18:23Speaker 3: They were just fucking.
- 18:24Speaker 2: Making it red as fuck.
- 18:26Speaker 3: I think it looks hot. Yeah. Don't touch it. We
- 18:29Speaker 3: were doing comedy at this place.
- 18:30Speaker 7: This is like 15 years ago at this place called
- 18:32Speaker 7: Vape on the Lake and like Vapor Central downtown in Toronto.
- 18:35Speaker 7: And they're just weed lounges. And they had dab rigs
- 18:38Speaker 7: set up. But no one knew anything about anything. We
- 18:40Speaker 7: were just hot as fuck nails. You'd be doing a
- 18:43Speaker 7: dab and then someone would come ninja dab you from
- 18:45Speaker 7: behind throwing extra.
- 18:45Speaker 3: Fucking oil in it.
- 18:47Speaker 7: I remember getting high like that and I was just
- 18:49Speaker 7: like I think that's why it set my precedent for
- 18:51Speaker 7: what I think dabs are. Obviously I've tried the new
- 18:53Speaker 7: technology and all that shit but That was my introduction
- 18:56Speaker 7: to it.
- 18:56Speaker 5: Also, at that time, everyone was trying to smoke as
- 18:58Speaker 5: much as they would smoke weed, like, out of a bowl.
- 19:01Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Out of a bong or something. One
- 19:03Speaker 3: gram dab.
- 19:03Speaker 5: They'd be like, yeah, this is how much I would
- 19:05Speaker 5: normally smoke.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Beniti, you're going to have to get back into dabs.
- 19:08Speaker 6: I like smoking. Bro, we got mega putasos coming, dog.
- 19:11Speaker 2: I'm sorry, dog.
- 19:12Speaker 5: I'm sorry, homie.
- 19:14Speaker 3: I'm literally going to die. Time out.
- 19:15Speaker 2: We're taking one gram dab out of that.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Hold me court right now.
- 19:19Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on. Let me say this. Let me
- 19:20Speaker 3: say this. Yeah. You already know where I'm going. Yeah,
- 19:23Speaker 3: I still fuck with Raza and all that shit. I just,
- 19:25Speaker 3: I like to put it inside my blunts and my joints. Okay,
- 19:27Speaker 3: that's not where I was going with this. I'll waste it.
- 19:29Speaker 3: I put it in my joints.
- 19:30Speaker 1: I'm trying to go with fucking VH1 behind the fucking
- 19:32Speaker 1: Putasos story right here.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Xavier, who got the stickers? He's about to pick them
- 19:40Speaker 2: up Friday. You know where he's going with.
- 19:46Speaker 1: This, i i just know that there's gonna be something
- 19:52Speaker 1: that's not gonna fucking go right dog my.
- 19:54Speaker 3: Boy is such a negative nancy dog You let him
- 20:00Speaker 3: down already two times.
- 20:02Speaker 9: Him?
- 20:02Speaker 2: Yes, he told me. No, I didn't.
- 20:05Speaker 3: It all happened.
- 20:08Speaker 2: He asked me, what is the secret? I was like, well,
- 20:10Speaker 2: Nitty couldn't pick him this day. It's always Nitty.
- 20:12Speaker 3: He don't just love to fucking jump on my name, dawg.
- 20:16Speaker 3: He gets excited when he thinks I fucked up something.
- 20:19Speaker 5: He's like, oh, shit.
- 20:20Speaker 1: He goes on live. When I smell laziness, I get loud, dog.
- 20:25Speaker 6: But it's not just with anybody. It's with whoever fucks up.
- 20:29Speaker 6: He gets hard when he finds out.
- 20:32Speaker 2: Like, oh, XG said, Left his car. His keys inside
- 20:38Speaker 2: the car. Fuck yeah.
- 20:40Speaker 3: Fuck yeah.
- 20:41Speaker 2: He's got to get triple A now.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Why am I hard now?
- 20:46Speaker 3: This fucking idiot. Sitting out there just watching. I walked
- 20:49Speaker 3: in here.
- 20:49Speaker 2: And then he'll text the group chat. Guess what this
- 20:51Speaker 2: dumbass did? Forgot his keys in his car. My Instagram story,
- 20:55Speaker 2: he's learning.
- 20:56Speaker 3: Look at him. I walk in here, perfectly healthy, happy.
- 20:59Speaker 3: I'm like, what's up, Ezone? He's like, what's up? I
- 21:01Speaker 3: walk in here, my back's broken. He's like, how you doing?
- 21:03Speaker 3: I'm like, my back's fucked. He's like, all right. Gonna
- 21:06Speaker 3: be a good day.
- 21:06Speaker 10: And then the watcher walk up the stairs.
- 21:08Speaker 3: He's like, look at you.
- 21:09Speaker 2: Hey, did you think you'd give me some water? Throw
- 21:13Speaker 2: oil on the stairs?
- 21:15Speaker 3: You the older brother or... I'm a middle child.
- 21:18Speaker 2: You're a middle child?
- 21:18Speaker 3: All right.
- 21:19Speaker 5: You're just getting up from both ends. He would go
- 21:20Speaker 5: to people's houses. I'm fighting all the time, dog.
- 21:23Speaker 3: Dude, can you tell them your cheese story? He went
- 21:25Speaker 3: to someone's house, put a brick of cheese in the microwave,
- 21:28Speaker 3: turned it on like an hour and walked out of
- 21:29Speaker 3: the house.
- 21:29Speaker 2: Because they eliminated me from the tournament first.
- 21:31Speaker 3: You lost.
- 21:31Speaker 2: You suck at the game.
- 21:32Speaker 3: That's not the fucking homeowner's house.
- 21:34Speaker 2: They made me play the hardest fool first so they
- 21:36Speaker 2: could have a good tournament.
- 21:37Speaker 3: Piece of shit. Just in case I won.
- 21:39Speaker 2: Fucking cheese melting outside the microwave, dog.
- 21:44Speaker 6: The parents come home and the whole house smells like
- 21:46Speaker 6: burnt cheese, bro.
- 21:47Speaker 3: The only reason God's not giving him a mega putazo
- 21:50Speaker 3: is because he's doing fucking santeria. First of all.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Those are two separate things. Second of all, don't bring
- 21:58Speaker 1: God into this. Some respect, dog.
- 22:02Speaker 2: I know you guys have a thousand of them.
- 22:05Speaker 3: Fucking microwave cheese guy over here.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Yeah, so there was one time where I went to
- 22:11Speaker 1: a homie's house. And we used to go play FIFA tournaments, right?
- 22:17Speaker 2: And it used to be fair game, dog. So the
- 22:20Speaker 2: first two times, it was just random and shit, right?
- 22:23Speaker 2: I was like, oh, cool. It seems fair. I was like,
- 22:25Speaker 2: this seems like a cool weekly thing to do when
- 22:26Speaker 2: we get out early.
- 22:28Speaker 1: And then I would fucking fuck up the way they
- 22:30Speaker 1: would want the tournament to go because sometimes I would win.
- 22:34Speaker 1: So these fools, the last time they did that shit,
- 22:37Speaker 1: they strategically made sure that I went first, and they
- 22:41Speaker 1: made me play against, like, the fool who won the
- 22:43Speaker 1: last time.
- 22:43Speaker 2: And I was like, man, bro, this is like being
- 22:46Speaker 2: in El Salvador playing Real Madrid, bro.
- 22:47Speaker 3: This is fucked up.
- 22:49Speaker 1: And it's, yeah, bro, and, like, I, like, it wasn't,
- 22:52Speaker 1: it was one thing to, like, lose, but, like, to lose, like,
- 22:54Speaker 1: a slaughter, like, 5-0 or something like that, everybody was
- 22:57Speaker 1: laughing at me. Then I just fucking, in my head,
- 22:59Speaker 1: I sat there for, like, 20 minutes, and I was
- 23:01Speaker 1: just like, I'm going to do something about this.
- 23:03Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
- 23:06Speaker 1: I didn't know what I was going to do, but
- 23:08Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to leave early, and on
- 23:09Speaker 1: the way out, I'm going.
- 23:10Speaker 2: To break something.
- 23:11Speaker 3: Was this a full wrap? Was this a full wrap
- 23:16Speaker 3: thing of cheese?
- 23:16Speaker 1: Like an actual brick? Yeah, so my friend, we were there,
- 23:22Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, bro, I'm taking off. And
- 23:25Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, bro, I was like, I'm going to
- 23:27Speaker 1: go grab one of the Capri Suns in the fridge, right?
- 23:29Speaker 1: And then I just fucking go grab a Capri Sun,
- 23:31Speaker 1: And then I just seen like three fucking stacks of
- 23:34Speaker 1: fucking big mozzarella fucking bricks, bro.
- 23:36Speaker 2: Like cheese. Government cheese shit. Yeah.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Like just fucking, just big fucking bricks. And I remember
- 23:43Speaker 1: I just grabbed one and I tore it off.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Right?
- 23:45Speaker 1: Like, and then I was like, fuck it. I was like,
- 23:47Speaker 1: I'm going to walk out of here on some 007 shit, dog.
- 23:49Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking leave the bomb on it. I'm
- 23:50Speaker 1: going to just like, you know what I mean? Like
- 23:52Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking just leave. So I fucking just
- 23:54Speaker 1: pushed it. Like I get the whole thing, blew it
- 23:56Speaker 1: to plastic. And then I fucking pulled it back out.
- 23:58Speaker 1: I was like, nah, we got to fucking, I got it.
- 24:00Speaker 2: I grabbed the knife. prick the hole so it can
- 24:02Speaker 2: leak out because I was like, it's going to blow
- 24:03Speaker 2: up and they're going to hear it.
- 24:04Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 24:05Speaker 1: So I was like, I left it there. I pushed 8, 8, 8, 8.
- 24:08Speaker 1: And I fucking left that shit. And I was like,
- 24:10Speaker 1: all right, guys, I'm leaving. These fools were all playing.
- 24:12Speaker 3: They were like, all right, leave, right?
- 24:13Speaker 2: No, that's not what you said. You said, screw you guys.
- 24:16Speaker 3: I'm going home.
- 24:17Speaker 6: You're carving the shit out of that shot, dog.
- 24:19Speaker 3: You said, screw you guys.
- 24:21Speaker 2: I'm going home.
- 24:22Speaker 3: You're slightly on the microwave.
- 24:23Speaker 2: Microwaves shouldn't be able to go on that long.
- 24:26Speaker 9: I know.
- 24:26Speaker 5: What are you putting in a microwave that has to
- 24:29Speaker 5: be an hour?
- 24:29Speaker 2: 88 minutes and 88 seconds.
- 24:31Speaker 3: It shouldn't happen.
- 24:33Speaker 1: So pretty much, dog, like I'm there and I'm walking home.
- 24:37Speaker 2: And I already have like.
- 24:38Speaker 1: You know, I get home and I'm like, damn, I'm
- 24:42Speaker 1: surprised that nobody has called me.
- 24:44Speaker 2: You know, I was like, and found out.
- 24:46Speaker 1: The tournament's still going on at this fool's house, dog,
- 24:49Speaker 1: and this fool's mom gets home. And then, like, in
- 24:51Speaker 1: the middle of the fucking, like, these fools are still
- 24:53Speaker 1: there playing.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Like, she's like, Marvin.
- 24:55Speaker 5: Like, she yells at this fool.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Marvin.
- 24:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:57Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
- 24:58Speaker 2: In Spanish, too, because you know she was mad.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Marvin.
- 25:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 25:01Speaker 2: She said, like, Marvin, ven pa'ca.
- 25:04Speaker 1: And then he was like, you know, because the homies
- 25:06Speaker 1: told me exactly what went down, because one of the
- 25:07Speaker 1: homies was still there.
- 25:08Speaker 2: And then he was like, yeah, bro. His mom was like,
- 25:11Speaker 2: que es esto? Like, she was like, what is this?
- 25:13Speaker 3: Que es esto? She was like.
- 25:15Speaker 2: She was like.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Por qué me desperdiciaste todos de queso? And she was like, mira,
- 25:22Speaker 1: yo tengo que limpiar. And then she was like,¿ qué
- 25:25Speaker 1: se le ocurre? All that kind of shit. Yeah, like
- 25:27Speaker 1: telling this fool. And he was like, I didn't do it.
- 25:30Speaker 1: She was like, what do you mean you didn't do it?
- 25:33Speaker 2: You're the only one here.
- 25:34Speaker 1: And I fucking get a phone call. And he was like,
- 25:36Speaker 1: fucking Edgar, I know it was you. I know it
- 25:38Speaker 1: was you, bro. He was like, fucking asshole. I'll see
- 25:40Speaker 1: you tomorrow.
- 25:41Speaker 2: And he just hangs up.
- 25:42Speaker 3: Edgar activities. And what did he do to you tomorrow?
- 25:44Speaker 1: He fucking tried so hard to try to get my backpack,
- 25:46Speaker 1: but I knew I had a hit out on me.
- 25:48Speaker 1: So I just like, it took a while for him
- 25:50Speaker 1: to get back. But he eventually did the thing with
- 25:52Speaker 1: the backpack and flipped it up. And then he threw
- 25:54Speaker 1: it somewhere where I couldn't really fucking get it. I
- 25:56Speaker 1: had to get a broom and fucking like. You were
- 25:59Speaker 1: those type of homies?
- 26:00Speaker 5: This high school or middle school?
- 26:01Speaker 2: Yeah. This is high school, like ninth grade.
- 26:03Speaker 3: High school.
- 26:04Speaker 5: You got enough faculties by yourself to not fuck up
- 26:07Speaker 5: a homie's house like that.
- 26:08Speaker 7: This is the guy that if you got drunk at
- 26:10Speaker 7: his house. Not only would he draw a dick on
- 26:12Speaker 7: your face, he'd probably teabag you.
- 26:15Speaker 5: Nah, that's gay.
- 26:15Speaker 3: He'd dry his dick on your face. Yeah, exactly.
- 26:17Speaker 5: He's like, I can't draw, so I traced it.
- 26:20Speaker 3: I need an outline.
- 26:21Speaker 2: I need an outline.
- 26:22Speaker 3: You don't want to get drunk and pass out around easily.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Now you can really say, I got my dick on
- 26:28Speaker 1: your face. It was fun, dog. Just doing bad shit
- 26:32Speaker 1: like that. I don't know what it was it threw
- 26:35Speaker 1: out of just being mischievous.
- 26:36Speaker 2: Were you a bad kid?
- 26:38Speaker 3: Nah, not really.
- 26:39Speaker 5: I was friends with... plenty of bad kids, but.
- 26:42Speaker 2: I wasn't the bad kid.
- 26:43Speaker 6: He's got another story where he said he, I don't
- 26:45Speaker 6: know what happened, but he was so mad that he
- 26:47Speaker 6: grabbed orange chicken and put it in someone's remote.
- 26:49Speaker 3: Oh, no, yeah.
- 26:50Speaker 2: I would never do that. I would never do that.
- 26:53Speaker 2: I have, like, general respect for people.
- 26:54Speaker 3: I can't think of that.
- 26:56Speaker 2: That's, like, fucking Dennis the Menace mentality.
- 26:59Speaker 3: You took the batteries out?
- 27:01Speaker 2: This is my best friend.
- 27:02Speaker 3: Like....
- 27:04Speaker 2: Oh, even better.
- 27:05Speaker 3: Oh, great. How do you treat your girl, dawg?
- 27:07Speaker 5: The best, dawg.
- 27:08Speaker 11: This is my best friend.
- 27:10Speaker 3: Best by comparison. She comes home, he wedgies her. Surprise!
- 27:15Speaker 1: So, like, I just, like, we were all hanging out.
- 27:17Speaker 1: It was, like, one of his, like, birthday get-togethers, dawg,
- 27:20Speaker 1: and it was, like. I think he had done something
- 27:22Speaker 1: prior to this, and I was like, fool, I'm going
- 27:24Speaker 1: to get you back, dog. Because we would do shit
- 27:27Speaker 1: like that at school, dog, and I forget what he did.
- 27:31Speaker 1: Prior to this, we had all gotten textbooks, and then
- 27:34Speaker 1: he had fucking gotten a glue bottle and had fucking
- 27:37Speaker 1: glued all the pages together and just left it there.
- 27:39Speaker 1: And I'm like, fool, I have to pay for that shit, right?
- 27:43Speaker 2: Because it was assigned to me or whatever.
- 27:45Speaker 1: So I still remember I was mad about that, but
- 27:48Speaker 1: I was like, fool, your birthday's coming up.
- 27:50Speaker 2: I'm not even going to get you back.
- 27:51Speaker 3: I'm going to wait until your birthday.
- 27:52Speaker 2: What was that week?
- 27:53Speaker 1: It was that weekend, dog. And then this fool had
- 27:57Speaker 1: little cousins there and all this stuff. So, dog, I'm
- 28:00Speaker 1: over there. We're all playing in this fool's room and shit.
- 28:04Speaker 1: And then we're all just chilling. I see two remote controls,
- 28:07Speaker 1: and he had Chinese food catered. And I just fucking
- 28:10Speaker 1: seen it, and I was like, fucking asshole, dog.
- 28:12Speaker 2: I'll get you back. So I fucking, I got all
- 28:14Speaker 2: the controls in every room. I did it slowly.
- 28:16Speaker 3: All the controls. Yeah.
- 28:17Speaker 1: I went to his parents' room and then I went
- 28:18Speaker 1: to his room and I took the battery out and
- 28:20Speaker 1: I fucking had a plate of orange chicken and I
- 28:22Speaker 1: fucking just stuffed orange chicken and just fucking put the
- 28:23Speaker 1: cat back in there.
- 28:25Speaker 2: And just put that shit there, dog. How many remotes?
- 28:31Speaker 4: Four.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Yeah, dog. Because there was one for the TV and
- 28:36Speaker 1: one for the DirecTV.
- 28:37Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 28:38Speaker 1: The DirecTV one was kind of smashed. It was all
- 28:40Speaker 1: greasy at the end and shit like that because it
- 28:42Speaker 1: was hard. It was a narrow fucking slit. And then
- 28:44Speaker 1: the one in his dad's room, I remember he didn't
- 28:46Speaker 1: find out about the control shit until the next day, bro.
- 28:49Speaker 1: You got a call? Huh? No, he actually knew. He
- 28:53Speaker 1: was just like fucking asshole. He was like, that shit
- 28:56Speaker 1: was funny, though.
- 28:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:58Speaker 1: I put a Corona in the microwave, like a beer,
- 29:02Speaker 1: and just fucking let that shit go around. Honestly, I
- 29:07Speaker 1: think his mom must have just fucking turned it off
- 29:09Speaker 1: or something like that. Just grabbed it. Because I just
- 29:14Speaker 1: remember shit.
- 29:14Speaker 3: That glass bottle?
- 29:15Speaker 5: Huh?
- 29:15Speaker 2: Yeah, the glass bottle. Not without the cap. I remember
- 29:18Speaker 2: I grabbed a bunch of salt and the coffee, the
- 29:21Speaker 2: instant coffee.
- 29:22Speaker 3: This is all the same house you live in?
- 29:23Speaker 2: The same night. Oh, my God.
- 29:25Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh, this one has thousands of stories of these.
- 29:28Speaker 5: Did you ever go back to that house after?
- 29:30Speaker 2: Numerous times, dog. His family never knew it was me.
- 29:32Speaker 3: And you never told them until right now? Sounds like
- 29:35Speaker 3: they should have known.
- 29:36Speaker 6: There's another one where he said that his mom took
- 29:39Speaker 6: him to a baby shower. and he didn't want to
- 29:40Speaker 6: be there so then he went to the bathroom And he.
- 29:43Speaker 2: Destroyed the bathroom. Ladies just inviting people over. Have given
- 29:48Speaker 2: him treats. I'm pretty sure the lady was like, what
- 29:49Speaker 2: do you want?
- 29:50Speaker 3: We have snacks.
- 29:50Speaker 2: And this fool goes to the bathroom. He says, fuck this.
- 29:52Speaker 2: He grabs a shaving cream. Under the sink, though.
- 29:55Speaker 3: Yeah, bro. What a shithead.
- 29:59Speaker 2: That's why he doesn't want kids. Because he doesn't want
- 30:01Speaker 2: shady ass kids like Kim.
- 30:02Speaker 3: He's like, you know you're good to do that shit.
- 30:04Speaker 2: Nah, bro. See, the thing is, you got to get
- 30:06Speaker 2: it out of you so you don't pass it on,
- 30:07Speaker 2: you know? I don't think that's how.
- 30:10Speaker 3: Your kid's going to put Nair in your shampoo. It's
- 30:12Speaker 3: not in your DNA to be a shithead. That's a choice. Yeah,
- 30:16Speaker 3: that's what you wanted to do. You wanted to disrupt.
- 30:19Speaker 2: You wanted to destroy. Somebody said Ezone would walk into
- 30:23Speaker 2: that house with a big smile. I would, dog. I
- 30:24Speaker 2: still know. If I see his mom out there in
- 30:27Speaker 2: the front, I will say what's up to her. She never.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Honestly, his parents were just... I always wondered. I was like, yo,
- 30:32Speaker 1: how could they just not know? Because that whole night,
- 30:34Speaker 1: I really wouldn't have. That's the same not know. That's...
- 30:36Speaker 1: That's the same night where I opened the Cokes in
- 30:39Speaker 1: the fucking cooler.
- 30:39Speaker 2: Then the water turned all brown.
- 30:43Speaker 5: You're fucking up the whole party for everyone for no
- 30:47Speaker 5: reason dog that's not even like attack just your friend
- 30:50Speaker 5: that's everyone yeah like.
- 30:52Speaker 6: It's not even cool bro it's like yo you just
- 30:55Speaker 6: ruined the whole sodas for everybody at the party including
- 30:59Speaker 6: you your mom your sister.
- 31:01Speaker 5: Everybody you can't even have fun.
- 31:04Speaker 1: I had my soda though I took it out first
- 31:06Speaker 1: he's like I had my fun that is fun yeah
- 31:09Speaker 1: that is fun he's like And then that same day,
- 31:13Speaker 1: there was one thing where I was like, man, this
- 31:15Speaker 1: is really the test of faith.
- 31:16Speaker 5: Because I didn't do this.
- 31:16Speaker 1: The dog did this.
- 31:19Speaker 3: The dog in you.
- 31:20Speaker 1: He used to have his white dog, and his tail
- 31:23Speaker 1: was wagging. And I seen that shit just keep hitting
- 31:26Speaker 1: the Chinese food, the chow mein dog. And it just
- 31:28Speaker 1: kept fucking hitting it. And I was watching it from
- 31:30Speaker 1: the window, and I'm just like, well, that shit's going
- 31:32Speaker 1: to fall on the dog.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Like, that shit's going to fucking fall. And then I
- 31:36Speaker 2: was like. say something, right? I was just like, after
- 31:39Speaker 2: this match.
- 31:40Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 31:40Speaker 1: Because we were all playing fucking Royal Rumble and this
- 31:42Speaker 1: fool's like house and shit. And then sure enough, the
- 31:45Speaker 1: next time I looked, that fucking Trey goes, oh, the
- 31:48Speaker 1: chow mein falls on the curly-haired dog and the dog
- 31:51Speaker 1: just eating it.
- 31:52Speaker 2: And everybody's just like, no!
- 31:54Speaker 3: Yeah, dude. Should I say something? Nah.
- 32:02Speaker 6: I'm over here thinking about fucked up shit I did
- 32:04Speaker 6: to my family's or friends' houses, never. People I didn't like, yeah,
- 32:08Speaker 6: I'll tell you about people I didn't like, but not
- 32:11Speaker 6: places where like.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Hey, you're allowed to come in.
- 32:14Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.
- 32:15Speaker 6: You can open the fridge, grab some snacks.
- 32:17Speaker 2: I had breakfast here.
- 32:18Speaker 3: They fed me. Yeah, we'll take care of you under
- 32:20Speaker 3: any circumstances. Yeah. I'll fuck up your bathroom.
- 32:25Speaker 7: What was that movie with the little devil kid?
- 32:30Speaker 3: Dennis the Menace.
- 32:31Speaker 2: No, no, Problem Child.
- 32:32Speaker 3: Problem Child. That's where you were. Like, I didn't, like, Diablo.
- 32:36Speaker 3: This guy walked around Japan. They probably were like, gosh.
- 32:38Speaker 2: You're, like, I didn't, like, I didn't really, like, it
- 32:41Speaker 2: was just like that. It was just that fool's house.
- 32:43Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 32:43Speaker 2: That fool's house and Marvin's house.
- 32:46Speaker 5: Like, all right.
- 32:52Speaker 5: .
- 32:56Speaker 2: property dog, just like for no reason.
- 33:05Speaker 1: And honestly, I feel bad for that. I was like,
- 33:06Speaker 1: that's very like poor man activities, dog. It's just like,
- 33:09Speaker 1: why would I do that to the school I go to?
- 33:10Speaker 5: Yeah, you're supposed to go fuck up the rival schools.
- 33:16Speaker 3: When I was in grade 12, they did like the
- 33:18Speaker 3: senior prank.
- 33:20Speaker 7: And there was a couple. Some was fireworks in the hallways.
- 33:24Speaker 7: And one was smoke bombs, like fart bombs all over
- 33:27Speaker 7: the school.
- 33:28Speaker 2: This was for cameras, bro.
- 33:29Speaker 3: Okay, that's hilarious, right?
- 33:31Speaker 5: That's cool.
- 33:31Speaker 2: You don't know what we did, dog? We didn't know
- 33:33Speaker 2: it was going to work out this way.
- 33:35Speaker 5: We kidnapped the principal.
- 33:41Speaker 3: Put his daughter's hamster in the microwave.
- 33:43Speaker 1: I used to have this art class with this kid
- 33:46Speaker 1: named Caesar, dog. He was like this fat ass kid, bro.
- 33:49Speaker 1: And this was just like, he used to skate and shit.
- 33:51Speaker 3: He was older.
- 33:51Speaker 2: He was older.
- 33:52Speaker 1: And then he was just like, and one day we
- 33:54Speaker 1: were doing a project with rubber cement, right? And I
- 33:57Speaker 1: don't know what it required it, but then he was like, hey, dog,
- 34:00Speaker 1: you ever fucking put this shit on something?
- 34:01Speaker 2: He's like, that shit's strong.
- 34:02Speaker 1: It'll clog anything up. And there used to be this
- 34:05Speaker 1: spot called the book room, dog.
- 34:07Speaker 2: And it's like- The library?
- 34:08Speaker 3: No.
- 34:10Speaker 2: It was like where you go get your textbooks. You
- 34:13Speaker 2: know what I mean?
- 34:14Speaker 1: And on the way down, this was a down, like
- 34:16Speaker 1: you had to walk down because it was literally a
- 34:19Speaker 1: little hill to, And then there was a drain at
- 34:21Speaker 1: the bottom, dog.
- 34:22Speaker 2: And then this fool Caesar, he fucking.
- 34:23Speaker 5: Hated the old man who fucking.
- 34:26Speaker 2: Ran the book room, dog.
- 34:28Speaker 1: And then one day this fool was like, it's going
- 34:31Speaker 1: to fucking rain today, right? And then I was like, yeah, so?
- 34:34Speaker 1: He was like, fuck this shit, dog. He was like,
- 34:36Speaker 1: let's fucking flood the book room. And then I was like,
- 34:39Speaker 1: how are we going to do that?
- 34:40Speaker 3: I don't know why.
- 34:41Speaker 2: He knew why he told me because he knew I
- 34:42Speaker 2: was going to be down to do it. And I
- 34:43Speaker 2: was like, well, how do I do it?
- 34:45Speaker 1: And then he was like, go to the drain. And
- 34:46Speaker 1: then he was like, put some fucking papers in. and
- 34:49Speaker 1: then layer it with the fucking rubber cement, dog. So
- 34:51Speaker 1: I fucking went, and we had two bottles of fucking
- 34:53Speaker 1: rubber cement, dog. And just fucking like started plastering the
- 34:56Speaker 1: fucking little drain.
- 34:57Speaker 3: You really went.
- 34:58Speaker 2: Out of your way to ruin shit, dog.
- 35:02Speaker 3: Like, fuck. Dog.
- 35:03Speaker 2: And then, but this shit is great.
- 35:05Speaker 3: This was during that fucking MTV Senior Prank Show, huh?
- 35:08Speaker 3: That's why you guys were all.
- 35:09Speaker 2: Encouraged to do that shit.
- 35:10Speaker 3: This is just natural.
- 35:11Speaker 5: Yeah, like, so.
- 35:13Speaker 2: This is the Mexican in us. This is more inspiration.
- 35:16Speaker 2: So we're just fucking just like, you know, it looked
- 35:19Speaker 2: in and.
- 35:19Speaker 1: We're like, if it starts raining by 9 or like
- 35:21Speaker 1: 10 o'clock, like, We're not going to have a break
- 35:24Speaker 1: until like 12.
- 35:25Speaker 5: Man, you guys are playing Weatherman and stuff, dude.
- 35:28Speaker 2: I remember thinking, so it starts pouring, dog. Starts fucking pouring, dog.
- 35:33Speaker 2: And we're just like, damn, dog.
- 35:34Speaker 1: It's fucking getting fucking just wrecked out there. Nobody's paying
- 35:39Speaker 1: attention to the book room because they have.
- 35:40Speaker 2: The door closed, right?
- 35:41Speaker 3: I still think it's called the library.
- 35:43Speaker 2: Dog, it's a textbook room. It's down there.
- 35:46Speaker 1: They have a storage and all of a sudden you're
- 35:48Speaker 1: hearing the intercom and they're like, the book room will
- 35:51Speaker 1: not be open for the rest of the day until
- 35:53Speaker 1: further notice.
- 35:54Speaker 2: There is severe flooding.
- 35:56Speaker 1: And in class, dog, when this happens, we're all in
- 35:58Speaker 1: the class. I'm talking about like. Like, just, like, the
- 36:01Speaker 1: most laughter. Like, to the point where I think the
- 36:04Speaker 1: teacher was like, I know you motherfuckers did it, bro.
- 36:07Speaker 1: I'm talking about it was just like, why are you
- 36:08Speaker 1: fools laughing so hard?
- 36:11Speaker 2: Remember when he laughed? I don't know. The other day,
- 36:13Speaker 2: he was crying.
- 36:14Speaker 1: It was like that, but just nonstop. And we had
- 36:17Speaker 1: so much joy out of it, dog. And then on
- 36:19Speaker 1: top of that, when the bell rang, we all walked
- 36:21Speaker 1: by like, damn, who would do that?
- 36:25Speaker 5: Yeah, you need a lot more people to be laughing
- 36:27Speaker 5: at it.
- 36:27Speaker 3: What did they think happened? Did they figure it out?
- 36:31Speaker 2: No, they just.
- 36:31Speaker 6: They knew it was a kid, bro. They knew that
- 36:33Speaker 6: that doesn't just happen, dog. They knew it was a
- 36:36Speaker 6: dumbass kid, bro.
- 36:36Speaker 1: I just remember seeing the janitor, Mitch, this black fool, like,
- 36:40Speaker 1: with the fucking, like, the flat shovel, just, like, trying
- 36:44Speaker 1: to fucking get the plaster off and shit like that.
- 36:46Speaker 2: And then he was just, like, kind of, like.
- 36:47Speaker 3: He's all giggling. He walks the class.
- 36:50Speaker 2: Like, kind of, like, who does this, you know? Like,
- 36:53Speaker 2: the most fucked... Now that he had me thinking, like,
- 36:55Speaker 2: the most fucked up thing I would do... No, I
- 36:57Speaker 2: did once.
- 36:58Speaker 6: I went to some guy that invited, I went to
- 37:00Speaker 6: like a house party and I really, I didn't like
- 37:01Speaker 6: this guy really. And it wasn't like beef. Like obviously
- 37:04Speaker 6: I was allowed to go, but I didn't really like
- 37:05Speaker 6: this guy.
- 37:05Speaker 3: I don't remember why.
- 37:06Speaker 6: But I want to go use the restroom because I've
- 37:07Speaker 6: been drinking. I was like, let me just start pissing
- 37:09Speaker 6: all over the floors. But that was just someone I
- 37:11Speaker 6: didn't like, you know?
- 37:12Speaker 2: And that is fucked up because, like I said, I
- 37:14Speaker 2: was invited there as another fucked up moment of mine,
- 37:17Speaker 2: I'll be honest.
- 37:17Speaker 5: But it's not like a family.
- 37:19Speaker 6: He knew I really didn't like him, but it was like, you.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Know, it's a party thing. Two different things.
- 37:24Speaker 5: He was trying to make peace.
- 37:25Speaker 2: He's like, I invited him over.
- 37:27Speaker 3: I remember being in grade seven. It was Halloween, and
- 37:30Speaker 3: we all went out.
- 37:31Speaker 7: And me and a bunch of friends, we egged a
- 37:33Speaker 7: bunch of houses and stuff. But then there was one
- 37:36Speaker 7: point where we all met up with everybody from school.
- 37:37Speaker 7: We were all fucking trick-or-treating together.
- 37:40Speaker 11: And then we were walking and then this car pulls
- 37:45Speaker 11: up and just stops in the middle of the road.
- 37:48Speaker 3: And it just stopped for too long. You know what
- 37:50Speaker 3: I mean? And then the window goes down and then
- 37:53Speaker 3: three eggs come out. Throw three eggs at our group
- 37:56Speaker 3: and everyone scatters.
- 37:57Speaker 7: And then the popular girl in our school got hit
- 38:00Speaker 7: with all three eggs.
- 38:01Speaker 3: It was the funniest shit. In the world.
- 38:05Speaker 7: She's not prepared for that.
- 38:07Speaker 5: You guys are all like, we know exactly what this is.
- 38:09Speaker 5: She's like, no, I live a nice life.
- 38:11Speaker 6: The question though. Seventh grade, these people have cars.
- 38:14Speaker 2: Like, who were these guys?
- 38:15Speaker 3: They were older kids. So it was probably, like, the
- 38:17Speaker 3: older kids. Oh, just random older kids. We have no
- 38:19Speaker 3: idea who it was.
- 38:20Speaker 5: Oh, I thought it was someone who owned their house.
- 38:22Speaker 5: I figured it was, like, older brothers.
- 38:23Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it was revenge from the egg house.
- 38:25Speaker 2: I thought it was a revenge from.
- 38:26Speaker 3: The egg house. I mean, it might have been.
- 38:28Speaker 6: Like, these seventh graders have cars?
- 38:30Speaker 3: It might have been.
- 38:30Speaker 4: No, no, no.
- 38:31Speaker 3: It was just a random egg box. They drive by egging,
- 38:34Speaker 3: you know?
- 38:34Speaker 6: Yeah, I never participate in egg housing.
- 38:37Speaker 2: See, that was my version of egging, bro. Thank you
- 38:39Speaker 2: so much.
- 38:40Speaker 1: Like, that is my version of egging right there. Like,
- 38:42Speaker 1: just destroying random property, dog.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Like, I just.
- 38:46Speaker 5: Destroying.
- 38:46Speaker 3: Random property is different. Egging is, like, a thing you do.
- 38:49Speaker 3: That's still vandalism.
- 38:50Speaker 5: Egging fucks up.
- 38:51Speaker 3: We had that one. Yeah, but you gotta clean it.
- 38:54Speaker 3: You're not, like, destroying.
- 38:56Speaker 2: I mean, nothing in my friends was destroyed. What, the sodas?
- 38:59Speaker 3: The microwave? The remote.
- 39:00Speaker 2: No, the microphone.
- 39:01Speaker 3: The remote.
- 39:02Speaker 2: The remote's okay.
- 39:03Speaker 5: You might have to.
- 39:05Speaker 2: The dog.
- 39:05Speaker 3: The dog is broken. The dog died from all the
- 39:08Speaker 3: chow mein. Yeah.
- 39:10Speaker 2: That bathroom?
- 39:12Speaker 3: What bathroom?
- 39:12Speaker 2: That you put shaving cream all over in the fucking...
- 39:14Speaker 2: I never heard about.
- 39:16Speaker 3: Okay.
- 39:16Speaker 2: I never got closure on that story.
- 39:18Speaker 3: The draining of the book room is more damage than
- 39:21Speaker 3: anything I've ever done.
- 39:22Speaker 11: It's probably the cost of replacing all the books, redoing
- 39:25Speaker 11: the room.
- 39:28Speaker 2: You know what was the best shit about it?
- 39:29Speaker 3: That alone. bro.
- 39:30Speaker 2: You know what was the best shit about it is
- 39:32Speaker 2: that I was friends with the book room guy.
- 39:33Speaker 1: And then I just remember the next week, I was like,
- 39:36Speaker 1: what happened, man? And he was like, somebody thought it
- 39:39Speaker 1: was funny to fucking just flood this.
- 39:42Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, did anything get damaged? He
- 39:46Speaker 2: was just like, there's new books.
- 39:47Speaker 3: That come in.
- 39:48Speaker 2: I put the boxes on the floor.
- 39:49Speaker 5: Yeah, dog.
- 39:50Speaker 2: I just remember I was like, damn, that sucks.
- 39:53Speaker 5: You're part of the reason teachers are having to buy
- 39:54Speaker 5: their own shit.
- 39:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:58Speaker 5: Like, we bought stuff for schools and shithead kids keep
- 40:00Speaker 5: ruining them.
- 40:01Speaker 7: When did you stop doing evil stuff and just enjoying
- 40:04Speaker 7: evil things happening to people?
- 40:06Speaker 3: When did it transition? It is gross.
- 40:11Speaker 6: I still think he does stuff like that.
- 40:15Speaker 5: He talks about it.
- 40:16Speaker 6: He talks about being at the grocery store and grabbing
- 40:19Speaker 6: Kit Kats and squishing them.
- 40:20Speaker 3: So when people buy them.
- 40:21Speaker 5: That's not so evil, though.
- 40:22Speaker 3: That's fucking evil.
- 40:23Speaker 2: Dog, that's so... That's evil. Unnecessary evil, bro.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Squishing the bread for no reason? It might be worse.
- 40:29Speaker 5: Than evil because it's just like there's no fucking reason
- 40:32Speaker 5: at all. He's talking to everyone.
- 40:33Speaker 2: If you see that person, be mad.
- 40:35Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just like some random person's getting... Yeah, bro.
- 40:38Speaker 2: On discount, though. Whatever this is.
- 40:40Speaker 5: They're not getting it.
- 40:41Speaker 3: They're not getting it. Oh, that's so funny. But what
- 40:47Speaker 3: age did you start enjoying it and stop doing it?
- 40:50Speaker 1: I think it just stopped when I left high school, dog.
- 40:53Speaker 1: I mean, they're really just destroying my friend's house and shit.
- 40:56Speaker 2: And just kind of getting.
- 40:58Speaker 3: Heads up, he's going to be a homeowner soon.
- 41:00Speaker 7: And if you ever get invited to Ezone's house, I
- 41:03Speaker 7: implore you to find a room that he doesn't know
- 41:06Speaker 7: you're in.
- 41:06Speaker 6: This fool swears like he was on Bam Margera.
- 41:09Speaker 2: This fool swears like he was being recorded. All like
- 41:12Speaker 2: jackass and shit. Be like, record this shit. I'm about
- 41:14Speaker 2: to get down.
- 41:16Speaker 3: God and his boys are watching God. Look at what
- 41:18Speaker 3: Ezone's about to do.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
- 41:20Speaker 5: This is back when you just influenced for the fun
- 41:22Speaker 5: of the game.
- 41:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:23Speaker 6: Because Ezone wouldn't have gone viral for half the shit
- 41:25Speaker 6: he did now. If he were recording, he'd be like,
- 41:27Speaker 6: I'm at my friend's house. Watch this fucking... Watch this
- 41:30Speaker 6: microwave go to shit.
- 41:32Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 41:33Speaker 5: Freestyle is going to be you just admitting to more
- 41:36Speaker 5: crimes or things that you've done.
- 41:38Speaker 2: I don't think any of those were crimes.
- 41:39Speaker 3: We did that in school. You guys didn't do that
- 41:41Speaker 3: in the bathroom? No, not really. The school bathroom? Wet
- 41:43Speaker 3: toilet paper?
- 41:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:46Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. That's minor crime. That's minor crime.
- 41:49Speaker 7: You guys remember when the janitor would go on the
- 41:51Speaker 7: roof and throw all the tennis balls off?
- 41:53Speaker 3: No. You guys never had that? No. We used to
- 41:55Speaker 3: play a lot of red ass and shit. Remember where
- 41:56Speaker 3: you throw the ball against the wall? Red ass?
- 41:58Speaker 7: Where you throw the ball against the wall, and if
- 42:00Speaker 7: someone catches it, You have to touch the wall or
- 42:02Speaker 7: they could whip you.
- 42:02Speaker 3: Or they could throw. They get to whip you with
- 42:04Speaker 3: the ball unless you touch the wall first. And then
- 42:06Speaker 3: sometimes the balls will go over.
- 42:07Speaker 7: And then one day every year, the guy will come
- 42:09Speaker 7: on the roof and toss all the balls off.
- 42:11Speaker 3: And you get, like, a free tennis ball.
- 42:16Speaker 5: What a good day at school.
- 42:17Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a good day. Come home and just
- 42:19Speaker 3: play with the tennis ball.
- 42:20Speaker 6: See, like, this is one I know Eason will do
- 42:22Speaker 6: for sure. And someone just said it, so remind me.
- 42:24Speaker 6: But if you're taking a shit and you don't control
- 42:27Speaker 6: the lights... He'd turn the lights off. 100%.
- 42:29Speaker 3: Yeah. He would tip the porta potty. He would tip
- 42:32Speaker 3: the porta potty 100%.
- 42:33Speaker 7: And he'd have diarrhea in there first and make sure
- 42:36Speaker 7: you went in that one.
- 42:37Speaker 3: Dog, did you guys ever do that?
- 42:40Speaker 2: Tip a porta potty? Nah, that shit is nasty, bro.
- 42:42Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fucked up. We've done the like shaking.
- 42:45Speaker 3: It a little.
- 42:45Speaker 2: That's biohazard shit.
- 42:46Speaker 3: That's going to happen, but never. I would laugh and
- 42:50Speaker 3: love to see it. I would hate to be in it.
- 42:53Speaker 2: You ever pee in a trash can? Yeah. But I'm
- 42:55Speaker 2: talking about like, you know, in the bathrooms, but they
- 42:58Speaker 2: have those little ones. At the club. Yeah, dog, just
- 43:00Speaker 2: fill it up. I remember one time I was shocked.
- 43:02Speaker 2: I was like, damn. You filled up the whole thing? Yeah,
- 43:03Speaker 2: like just like. Like in one piss? Yeah, one piss.
- 43:06Speaker 2: But I've been holding it. I was a piece of shit.
- 43:08Speaker 6: I kept going back because I was fucking drinking all
- 43:10Speaker 6: day and I just kept pissing in the trash.
- 43:12Speaker 2: Eventually it was so filled, bro. You kicked it a
- 43:15Speaker 2: little bit and you're like, damn.
- 43:17Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
- 43:17Speaker 2: I wasn't that much of an asshole. But I pissed
- 43:21Speaker 2: on it the whole time, bro.
- 43:22Speaker 6: I was at this bar for like hours, bro, just
- 43:25Speaker 6: drinking and pissing until I filled up the trash can.
- 43:29Speaker 2: I was like, damn. And then I thought about it.
- 43:30Speaker 2: I was like, damn, Raza's probably going to have to
- 43:31Speaker 2: pick this up. I'm a fucking asshole. Because I know
- 43:35Speaker 2: there's going to be some white guys.
- 43:37Speaker 6: There's going to be some Mexican assholes just fucking smelling
- 43:41Speaker 6: fucking Coronas.
- 43:43Speaker 2: You're an asshole, bro.
- 43:45Speaker 6: That's why I don't have your papers yet.
- 43:47Speaker 2: This is shit, bro. Being 18, 19, just an asshole, bro.
- 43:51Speaker 2: You got to go to an Armenian business. This is
- 43:53Speaker 2: why I think everyone should have a restaurant job.
- 43:55Speaker 6: You know that you don't do that because eventually when
- 43:57Speaker 6: you have a restaurant job, you do jobs like that.
- 43:59Speaker 5: Some sort of service.
- 44:00Speaker 6: You learn you don't do shit like this because you
- 44:03Speaker 6: are going to be doing this or someone of it
- 44:05Speaker 6: does eventually.
- 44:06Speaker 2: Somebody said it could have been a white immigrant. We
- 44:11Speaker 2: can't put money, it wasn't.
- 44:12Speaker 6: I'll go back to the restaurant if you want to
- 44:15Speaker 6: really put money on it. Just to ask him, was
- 44:18Speaker 6: it Jose or Juan that cleaned it?
- 44:20Speaker 3: I can literally narrow it down.
- 44:22Speaker 5: I'll go give him a tip.
- 44:24Speaker 6: I'll give him a tip for cleaning up my fucking
- 44:27Speaker 6: bag of piss.
- 44:28Speaker 7: One time we were in Niagara Falls, me and a
- 44:31Speaker 7: bunch of the boys.
- 44:33Speaker 3: Like, you know where that is, Niagara Falls and shit. Yeah.
- 44:36Speaker 3: There's a comedy club out there.
- 44:37Speaker 2: Just because I haven't been there doesn't mean I don't
- 44:38Speaker 2: know what it is.
- 44:39Speaker 7: No, but I'm just saying, on the Canadian side... No,
- 44:40Speaker 7: because on the American side, it's pretty shit.
- 44:42Speaker 3: On the Canadian side, it's better. Yeah, it's nice, man.
- 44:44Speaker 3: We have, like, a bunch of casinos, hotels, and all
- 44:46Speaker 3: that stuff, and there's a boardwalk kind of thing. But anyways,
- 44:49Speaker 3: we all went there. We were at a.
- 44:50Speaker 7: We did Acid, and then we went to a Brazilian...
- 44:55Speaker 7: Brazilian steakhouse? Yeah, like a Folha de Chão, whatever you
- 44:57Speaker 7: guys have here. And after the thing, we're all outside.
- 45:00Speaker 7: We're walking around smoking a joint, and one of our boys...
- 45:03Speaker 7: he's gonna fart he sharts he sharts himself and he
- 45:07Speaker 7: doesn't know what to.
- 45:08Speaker 6: Do is he one of those guys that likes to
- 45:09Speaker 6: like fart on command like this this thing because why
- 45:11Speaker 6: what did you know.
- 45:13Speaker 7: Was he gonna was he no he was gonna fart
- 45:14Speaker 7: and he was he stopped he's like i'm gonna fart
- 45:16Speaker 7: and then he sharted it was so funny and then
- 45:19Speaker 7: he had to he had to run into the nearest
- 45:22Speaker 7: hotel because we were right beside a hotel and he
- 45:24Speaker 7: just went into that lobby in that walk the washroom
- 45:26Speaker 7: lobby there and like got rid of his underwear and
- 45:29Speaker 7: all that shit, and it's like, that sucks for.
- 45:31Speaker 3: Whoever has to clean that fucking.
- 45:32Speaker 2: Bro, you kept hanging out with him?
- 45:34Speaker 3: Well, we're with him for the rest of the night.
- 45:35Speaker 6: Bro, nah, you gotta go home and shower. Like, I'm
- 45:37Speaker 6: not hanging out with someone that just shit.
- 45:39Speaker 3: Their pants, bro. I don't care if you got.
- 45:41Speaker 2: Nah, go fucking home, dog.
- 45:42Speaker 3: I don't... I didn't say homeless shit, bro. I might
- 45:45Speaker 3: as well go to Skid Row and pick up a
- 45:46Speaker 3: friend there. Like, what the fuck?
- 45:48Speaker 2: Go home, dog.
- 45:49Speaker 3: He said he left his underwear in the fucking bathroom.
- 45:51Speaker 3: Let me hose you down, bro. Bro, yeah. Like, the
- 45:53Speaker 3: fuck can shoot you like an animal? Buddy, let's go home.
- 45:55Speaker 3: We need a shower.
- 45:56Speaker 2: He needs to fucking leave the situation, bro.
- 45:59Speaker 3: Okay, so where'd you guys go for the rest of
- 46:01Speaker 3: the night? What? We came in a bunch of cars.
- 46:03Speaker 3: There was a bunch of cars.
- 46:04Speaker 2: You sat in a car with this motherfucker?
- 46:06Speaker 3: He wasn't in my car.
- 46:07Speaker 4: Oh, bro.
- 46:08Speaker 3: He wasn't in my car. Don, fuck.
- 46:10Speaker 2: What's the matter, dog?
- 46:12Speaker 3: No.
- 46:12Speaker 2: It's not your car. Why are you so mad?
- 46:14Speaker 3: No, bro.
- 46:15Speaker 2: I sent that fool home in an Uber. I'm not
- 46:17Speaker 2: even lying, bro.
- 46:17Speaker 3: I'm not hanging out, bro. Not in the Raptor.
- 46:19Speaker 2: Not in the Raptor. You already know, dog. I don't
- 46:22Speaker 2: even let people eat in my car.
- 46:22Speaker 7: See, he's the one who would put your hamster in
- 46:24Speaker 7: a microwave, but at least he'd let you drive home
- 46:26Speaker 7: in his car after you.
- 46:26Speaker 2: Shit your pants.
- 46:27Speaker 3: Damn, yeah. It's getting way more fucked up. Yeah, we
- 46:31Speaker 3: keep spreading rumors. Jesus. Yeah, I put the fucking cheese
- 46:34Speaker 3: in there. He put a four-year-old in an oven. I
- 46:37Speaker 3: heard he killed them.
- 46:38Speaker 2: And he wasn't even Jewish.
- 46:39Speaker 5: Damn, he's on.
- 46:43Speaker 2: Damn.
- 46:46Speaker 3: Fuck you guys. Dude.
- 46:47Speaker 2: How are you guys? And you see that Indian chick
- 46:50Speaker 2: that did it?
- 46:51Speaker 3: What?
- 46:52Speaker 6: You didn't go through that fucking long fucking DMs.
- 46:54Speaker 2: I sent all you fools. I was obviously fucking.
- 46:55Speaker 3: Way too high.
- 46:56Speaker 7: No, sometimes when I get it and there's like 39...
- 46:59Speaker 7: Things to go back to, I'm like, all right, I'm
- 47:01Speaker 7: watching the last one.
- 47:01Speaker 3: But they're good, though.
- 47:02Speaker 2: You got to understand that those are good. It's better
- 47:04Speaker 2: than doom scrolling because we're giving you the good shit.
- 47:06Speaker 3: I know, but then you're like, too much.
- 47:07Speaker 6: I'm canceling doom scrolling. You're just getting the fucking doom.
- 47:10Speaker 6: You're just getting the doom, bro. No more scrolling, just doom.
- 47:14Speaker 3: Your son doesn't have to do it.
- 47:15Speaker 6: Bro, I'm doing some work. I did work for you.
- 47:17Speaker 6: Just go on my shit and be like, this is
- 47:19Speaker 6: going to be some good shit. XG knows what I like.
- 47:22Speaker 3: You know what you like. No, I send you shit
- 47:24Speaker 3: that you like.
- 47:25Speaker 6: I agree, but I send you the shit that my
- 47:27Speaker 6: Instagram says that.
- 47:28Speaker 2: You like, too.
- 47:30Speaker 3: He likes bananas.
- 47:32Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of white girls. I know you're
- 47:34Speaker 2: not your favorite.
- 47:36Speaker 6: But I have, like, a variety.
- 47:38Speaker 3: No, you have a variety.
- 47:38Speaker 2: I can see you being a variety, like a bunch
- 47:40Speaker 2: of just.
- 47:41Speaker 3: Whatever.
- 47:41Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck how you say it.
- 47:43Speaker 4: Variety.
- 47:44Speaker 3: Virus. I said virus.
- 47:45Speaker 2: You had a mini stroke.
- 47:49Speaker 3: Variety.
- 47:51Speaker 2: Have you ever dated another Indian person? No. Isn't that, like, illegal?
- 47:55Speaker 3: I dated a Guyanese girl.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Okay, how did, I would, like, is that, like, praised upon, like,
- 48:00Speaker 2: let's just say if you were to marry an Indian girl?
- 48:02Speaker 3: No, my parents are cool. My sister's married to a
- 48:05Speaker 3: white guy. My sister's married to the whitest white guy.
- 48:09Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 48:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:10Speaker 2: Would they like it a little bit more, though?
- 48:11Speaker 3: Oh, hey there, all righty.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Would they like it a little bit.
- 48:14Speaker 3: More, though? What?
- 48:15Speaker 6: If your mom brought, if you brought an Indian girl,
- 48:17Speaker 6: you think she'd be.
- 48:17Speaker 3: A little bit like.
- 48:18Speaker 2: Here's the thing about, let me tell you something.
- 48:19Speaker 3: Okay.
- 48:20Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
- 48:20Speaker 3: I see you. Let me tell you something I've seen.
- 48:23Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. No, let me tell you
- 48:24Speaker 3: something that I've seen with, with any mother, no matter
- 48:27Speaker 3: what the race is, every mother, they're fucking weird with us.
- 48:32Speaker 7: Uh, the wives of the, their sons, their son's wives,
- 48:35Speaker 7: every mother, their, that mother-in-law shit.
- 48:37Speaker 3: It's that weird. It's a weird thing. Every single one. Yeah,
- 48:40Speaker 3: some are nice, obviously. But for the most part... You're
- 48:42Speaker 3: not going to take care of them as good as
- 48:44Speaker 3: I do. Yeah, exactly.
- 48:44Speaker 7: There's always a weird thing. Your mother will never be
- 48:47Speaker 7: happy with the girl you bring home. She might be
- 48:50Speaker 7: on the outside, but on the inside, she's like, she
- 48:52Speaker 7: doesn't do the laundry enough. She's not cooking for my son.
- 48:55Speaker 2: You know what I mean? All right, now what about
- 48:58Speaker 2: if you brought home a black chick? What's your dad saying?
- 48:59Speaker 3: I think that's cool. Two people in my family are married.
- 49:03Speaker 2: To black people. Life is not like onion no more, son.
- 49:06Speaker 3: You've ruined the onion. Yeah, no, I don't think... My
- 49:14Speaker 3: parents are pretty cool. My parents don't care.
- 49:15Speaker 2: You know why?
- 49:16Speaker 7: Because my family was the poorest family out of... my
- 49:19Speaker 7: family was the poorest family out of all my cousins
- 49:22Speaker 7: and shit so we grew up poor ghetto my parents
- 49:26Speaker 7: were never around they were always working so we always
- 49:29Speaker 7: we were a little different my parents like you know
- 49:30Speaker 7: you know they had to adapt their kids were different
- 49:36Speaker 7: anything is better than India probably.
- 49:41Speaker 3: Punjab. What about you? Your mom wouldn't get mad?
- 49:44Speaker 1: My parents would never express anything.
- 49:46Speaker 3: You would get mad on the inside. You can only
- 49:48Speaker 3: say the N-word in the bathroom.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Never put any kind of those things. I only saw
- 49:54Speaker 1: that kind of stuff from people from the older generation.
- 49:57Speaker 1: There was no change in grandma's mind.
- 50:00Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Shit like that.
- 50:01Speaker 3: Your grandma was serious about it?
- 50:03Speaker 1: Like, they just have their own, you know, I mean,
- 50:05Speaker 1: they have their own view of shit, dog. Like, the
- 50:07Speaker 1: old school views, like, because everything was very segregated, you know?
- 50:10Speaker 1: So their opinions don't reflect on what situations really are.
- 50:15Speaker 2: But there's so old school.
- 50:15Speaker 3: Do you guys have black El Salvadorians? Black Salvadorians?
- 50:20Speaker 1: There might be some, but, like, you know what? I
- 50:24Speaker 1: would say, yeah, there is, bro. But, like, I haven't
- 50:27Speaker 1: seen that many, dog. But the one couple people I have, they're, like,
- 50:32Speaker 1: half El Salvadorian and shit.
- 50:34Speaker 2: Where they're just.
- 50:34Speaker 3: Honduran?
- 50:35Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 50:36Speaker 3: That's why you look down upon Honduras? Nah. That's why
- 50:38Speaker 3: you guys look down upon Honduras?
- 50:39Speaker 1: The beef between Salvadorans and Hondurans is over that war
- 50:42Speaker 1: that happened because of a soccer game.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Like a four-day war.
- 50:46Speaker 3: That's nuts, bro.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Over soccer, dog.
- 50:49Speaker 6: For someone fucking didn't make the penalty.
- 50:51Speaker 3: Like the armies came in? Bro, yeah. Both sides armies.
- 50:54Speaker 2: Yeah, this is nuts. You should look into it. This
- 50:56Speaker 2: fool told me about it. I didn't believe him either.
- 50:58Speaker 2: And I was like, wait, a what? And you're like,
- 50:59Speaker 2: a soccer game erupted. How many people died?
- 51:06Speaker 5: Like, to the point where they had to get the
- 51:07Speaker 5: military involved, bro.
- 51:09Speaker 2: Like, to separate it. Because it wasn't like... At first,
- 51:12Speaker 2: the war wasn't just... It wasn't military people.
- 51:14Speaker 1: It turned into military people because there was too many
- 51:17Speaker 1: citizens just fucking each other up.
- 51:20Speaker 3: Damn. Yeah. In the stadium? That's where it started? It started, yeah.
- 51:24Speaker 3: How many players died?
- 51:25Speaker 2: Ray's looking it up right now. I'm sure he'll give
- 51:28Speaker 2: us some facts. Some factual.
- 51:31Speaker 5: Like a four-day soccer war.
- 51:33Speaker 3: That's so funny. Nah, dawg. That's how you know there's
- 51:36Speaker 3: not much going on in the fucking country.
- 51:38Speaker 2: And just to not be good at it at the
- 51:39Speaker 2: end of the day, bro. Shit sucks.
- 51:42Speaker 3: It's like, fuck. Papusas are fine right now. All we
- 51:44Speaker 3: have is soccer.
- 51:47Speaker 2: First of all, dawg, I didn't see no fucking Indian
- 51:49Speaker 2: truck at the fucking PuffCon.
- 51:50Speaker 3: There was.
- 51:51Speaker 4: About 2,000 to 3,000 deaths.
- 51:53Speaker 5: Damn. From that football war.
- 51:57Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. See, don't start the fucking Papusa war here, dawg.
- 52:00Speaker 4: Nine hundred eight soldiers and troops killed those are salvadoran
- 52:04Speaker 4: casualties honduran casualties mostly civilians with about 250 honduran soldiers.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Killed just a bunch of easels going at each other
- 52:14Speaker 1: yeah but why all over technically what was the reason
- 52:18Speaker 1: that caused.
- 52:19Speaker 2: It though Fucking someone won, and the other team didn't.
- 52:21Speaker 3: No, it had to be something. Bro. No, there had
- 52:23Speaker 3: to be a reason.
- 52:24Speaker 2: What crazy shit happened as a soccer game that's that crazy?
- 52:26Speaker 3: A red card or somebody killed.
- 52:28Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously, a bunch of red cards.
- 52:29Speaker 3: Something must have happened.
- 52:30Speaker 2: Yeah, mega putasos.
- 52:31Speaker 3: No, there has to be a straw that broke the
- 52:33Speaker 3: camel's back. You know what I mean?
- 52:34Speaker 1: This is why there can never be a fucking Galaxy
- 52:37Speaker 1: and LAFC final in LA.
- 52:39Speaker 2: You can't get a fight?
- 52:40Speaker 3: Nah.
- 52:41Speaker 2: Shit would break out like that, and if it were
- 52:43Speaker 2: to be some fucking crazy outcome, like a fucking crazy call,
- 52:47Speaker 2: it's going down, dog.
- 52:48Speaker 3: It's not.
- 52:48Speaker 2: Yes, it is.
- 52:49Speaker 7: We're talking about El Salvador and Honduras got in a
- 52:52Speaker 7: fight over a soccer game and it became a war.
- 52:55Speaker 3: 3,000 people died.
- 52:56Speaker 2: Which?
- 52:57Speaker 3: 3,000?
- 52:57Speaker 5: 3,000 people died.
- 52:59Speaker 3: Damn.
- 52:59Speaker 2: When was that?
- 53:00Speaker 3: I didn't even hear about that one.
- 53:02Speaker 2: I heard about.
- 53:03Speaker 3: Who was it? Where was the game when the ref
- 53:05Speaker 3: got his head chopped off?
- 53:07Speaker 4: Here we go. The ultimate straw that broke the camel's back. Yeah, you...
- 53:13Speaker 4: was the massive wave of violence and harassment against Honduran
- 53:17Speaker 4: citizens and players during the second World Cup qualifying match
- 53:22Speaker 4: in San Salvador on June 15, 1969. It was a
- 53:27Speaker 4: bunch of easels.
- 53:28Speaker 5: It wasn't as much to do back then. I don't
- 53:31Speaker 5: think it'll happen now. Let's harass a bunch of Hondurans
- 53:34Speaker 5: and see what happens.
- 53:35Speaker 3: Your dad must have been there. That's why you came
- 53:37Speaker 3: out the way you came out.
- 53:39Speaker 2: It was before his time. What year is this? 69.
- 53:43Speaker 3: 69, dog.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Oh, wait, damn.
- 53:44Speaker 3: He might have been there, dog. My grandpa was there.
- 53:47Speaker 2: God.
- 53:47Speaker 6: 69 was a crazy year because in America it was
- 53:51Speaker 6: one of the crazy years.
- 53:52Speaker 2: It was like the hippie movement.
- 53:54Speaker 5: 68 was a crazy year in America.
- 53:55Speaker 2: My grandpa for sure could have been there, dog. My
- 53:57Speaker 2: grandpa used to be a hardcore alcoholic.
- 53:59Speaker 3: What happened in 68? Huh? Why was America so.
- 54:03Speaker 2: Oh, that's when like the.
- 54:03Speaker 4: Fucking civil rights, fucking assassination.
- 54:07Speaker 3: Oh, when the CIA got involved?
- 54:08Speaker 2: Yeah, that's when all the... Like, yeah, the fucking.
- 54:12Speaker 6: The Manson murders. All that shit happened in the late 60s, bro.
- 54:16Speaker 6: The AP movement, LSD, fucking... Shut up, LSD.
- 54:20Speaker 2: All that MKUltra stuff. MKUltra was during that. You think
- 54:23Speaker 2: we would have tried crack if we would have been.
- 54:25Speaker 3: In the 90s?
- 54:25Speaker 5: It's probably the start of a crack.
- 54:28Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 54:28Speaker 2: You know how everybody was... At some point, everybody was.
- 54:30Speaker 3: Just doing it.
- 54:31Speaker 5: It's like meth.
- 54:32Speaker 3: Who knows? We might have. Have you ever had a
- 54:34Speaker 3: Cocoa Puff? You ever put Coke in your joint?
- 54:37Speaker 2: Nah, dog.
- 54:37Speaker 3: I've never....
- 54:39Speaker 2: Snorted it, but I'm saying I've snorted it to.
- 54:41Speaker 1: Hell, but I'm saying I've never, like, smoked it or
- 54:43Speaker 1: done anything like that, or iced or anything like that.
- 54:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 54:48Speaker 2: And I just, I think that would be too much.
- 54:49Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
- 54:51Speaker 3: It's probably the best high you'll ever have. It's probably amazing.
- 54:55Speaker 2: Every time the opportunity was headed to there, like, even, like,
- 54:58Speaker 2: in high school, when, like, somebody was lacing the fucking
- 55:01Speaker 2: blunt with crystal and shit, like, I remember just.
- 55:04Speaker 1: Looking at that shit, and, like, one of my close
- 55:06Speaker 1: homies at You're like, it stays chill a lot longer.
- 55:09Speaker 2: If you just do.
- 55:11Speaker 3: If you keep it cool, you can keep it cool forever.
- 55:15Speaker 3: Did you ever try it?
- 55:17Speaker 2: No, but I had a friend....
- 55:36Speaker 7: A comedian who said he was in Saskatchewan one time
- 55:39Speaker 7: on a road gig, and he was at this guy's
- 55:41Speaker 7: house who was, you know, housing him for the gig
- 55:45Speaker 7: or whatever, and they were in the basement smoking weed
- 55:47Speaker 7: and drinking, and he goes, and at one point he
- 55:49Speaker 7: passed me a joint, and I hit it, and it
- 55:51Speaker 7: was crack. And I'm like, did you know? And after
- 55:56Speaker 7: a while he goes, yeah, I knew. But he goes,
- 55:58Speaker 7: he hit it, and they ended up, it was the
- 56:00Speaker 7: wildest night, they ended up driving, got pulled over, the
- 56:02Speaker 7: guy got arrested for driving Well, under the influence.
- 56:05Speaker 3: He was in the passenger seat, so he was fine,
- 56:06Speaker 3: but he was high on crack. He's like, I'm never
- 56:08Speaker 3: doing crack again.
- 56:09Speaker 5: That was all he needed, just to get pulled over
- 56:12Speaker 5: by the cops.
- 56:14Speaker 7: I've never done it. I've only smoked weed and cigarettes.
- 56:18Speaker 7: You ever ran over somebody?
- 56:20Speaker 3: No. You have, I know. Yeah, you have. You hit
- 56:23Speaker 3: the kid on the bike. On purpose? You hit a
- 56:25Speaker 3: kid on the bike.
- 56:26Speaker 2: No, bro, he hit me.
- 56:27Speaker 5: Oh, fuck that.
- 56:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 56:30Speaker 2: Fuck that, bro. Let's get that shit straight, dog.
- 56:32Speaker 3: I've seen somebody get hit by a car.
- 56:34Speaker 1: First of all, to clarify what he's saying, I was
- 56:37Speaker 1: parked in the driveway, and this motherfucker just hit my tail.
- 56:40Speaker 2: And I'm like, what the fuck was that?
- 56:42Speaker 1: And then he dented it, but I'm like, he's a
- 56:46Speaker 1: 17-year-old kid.
- 56:46Speaker 2: He has no money.
- 56:47Speaker 3: So I was just like, go to the hospital or something.
- 56:50Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know what to tell you, dog.
- 56:51Speaker 2: I was like, you should.
- 56:53Speaker 5: Maybe look where you're going, dog.
- 56:55Speaker 3: I think it's about that time, bro.
- 56:57Speaker 2: What?
- 56:58Speaker 3: Give us a freestyle, bro. No, dog.
- 56:59Speaker 2: We still got to do it at 11, dog.
- 57:01Speaker 6: Tell them about the giveaway, though. So everybody who's super
- 57:04Speaker 6: chatting and everybody's wondering why. There's so many super chats.
- 57:06Speaker 1: People that are in here, that are out here participating,
- 57:12Speaker 1: we got three giveaways.
- 57:13Speaker 2: Salute to everybody that has made it possible to get
- 57:15Speaker 2: to 80,000.
- 57:16Speaker 1: I think it's 80,100.
- 57:19Speaker 2: Subscribers now from what I see. Salute to you guys.
- 57:22Speaker 1: Hopefully we get to the, no, we are going to
- 57:24Speaker 1: get to the 100,000. And we get that plaque, dog.
- 57:27Speaker 3: That's gold.
- 57:27Speaker 2: We're going to take all the art pieces off the wall.
- 57:29Speaker 2: We're just going to leave that one plaque on there.
- 57:32Speaker 2: Just literally just leave it out there.
- 57:34Speaker 5: But yeah, three winners today.
- 57:36Speaker 1: And because you guys got us to such a staple
- 57:39Speaker 1: here on the YouTube history, three of you guys are
- 57:41Speaker 1: going to get blessed with one of these Micron jars
- 57:43Speaker 1: with some crazy flavors in there. Xavier already tried scooping
- 57:46Speaker 1: half of it out.
- 57:48Speaker 3: You have more than a gram in there.
- 57:50Speaker 5: You can bless me too.
- 57:52Speaker 1: And you're also going to get the Puff Coat Core.
- 57:56Speaker 2: What is it?
- 57:57Speaker 3: What is it? A cup.
- 57:58Speaker 1: So all you need to do is get the Puff
- 58:00Speaker 1: Coat Core. And then you have an attachment already for it.
- 58:03Speaker 1: So all you need to do is, all you're missing
- 58:06Speaker 1: is one piece. So it's going to be a mystery one.
- 58:09Speaker 1: So you're either going to get this one, the regular one,
- 58:11Speaker 1: or what is it, the coffee one. And Xavier got
- 58:14Speaker 1: some stuff from Sam Tripoli's garage.
- 58:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:18Speaker 2: Exclusive shit. You only get it if you can get
- 58:20Speaker 2: access to the garage.
- 58:23Speaker 5: I've got a suitcase under my bed with all old merch.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Let me tell you, dog. B-Real's garage is a lot
- 58:29Speaker 2: more cool shit than us.
- 58:31Speaker 3: These ones.
- 58:32Speaker 2: Sam's got cool shit, though.
- 58:34Speaker 6: Not as cool as B-Roll, because B-Roll does have some
- 58:35Speaker 6: badass shit, but Sam's got some shit that I know eventually.
- 58:38Speaker 2: He doesn't want. Yeah, you're like, I can't wait till
- 58:40Speaker 2: he moves again.
- 58:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:42Speaker 6: But, you know, when you get more money, you get
- 58:44Speaker 6: bigger spots.
- 58:44Speaker 2: So he's just got more shit to acquire.
- 58:46Speaker 6: Yeah, like when he moved, I got a bunch of
- 58:50Speaker 6: crazy shit.
- 58:51Speaker 2: What's funny about.
- 58:52Speaker 6: Because when he was moving, he forgot he had this,
- 58:54Speaker 6: and then I was obviously... kind of clearing some shit.
- 58:57Speaker 6: He had a whole fucking drawer, more than a drawer,
- 58:59Speaker 6: like three drawers of sex toys. I was going to
- 59:02Speaker 6: say brand new ones, brand new ones because he used
- 59:05Speaker 6: to be sponsored by a sex company when he.
- 59:07Speaker 2: Was doing the man show.
- 59:08Speaker 3: No, no, my bad.
- 59:09Speaker 6: Um, the naughty the naughty show he was doing the
- 59:12Speaker 6: naughty show and then he said I was like what's
- 59:14Speaker 6: up with this he's like you can have it so
- 59:16Speaker 6: I took I was like I'll.
- 59:17Speaker 2: Take all these butt plugs fuck you it was so much.
- 59:21Speaker 6: It was everything bro we got everything and I got
- 59:24Speaker 6: all I got the shit I could use I was
- 59:25Speaker 6: like alright I'm taking all the shit to use on
- 59:28Speaker 6: girls But it was a bunch of shit, though. And
- 59:30Speaker 6: then he threw a bunch of shit out. I was like,
- 59:32Speaker 6: holy shit.
- 59:33Speaker 2: It was a bunch of weird shit.
- 59:34Speaker 3: I was like, yo, really, Sam? Yeah.
- 59:36Speaker 2: There was one where he had a dick extender. Where
- 59:39Speaker 2: is this at?
- 59:40Speaker 3: What do you mean?
- 59:42Speaker 2: So you still have this stuff? No, what the fuck?
- 59:43Speaker 3: I said I just kept the shit I wanted, but
- 59:45Speaker 3: you had a whole drawer.
- 59:46Speaker 5: Is a dick extender just like a hollowed out dildo
- 59:49Speaker 5: that you.
- 59:49Speaker 6: Stick on top of yours to make your dick bigger?
- 59:54Speaker 2: To fuck a bitch.
- 59:55Speaker 3: So you don't feel anything.
- 59:56Speaker 2: You don't... You kind of.
- 59:57Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 59:58Speaker 2: It's soft in there. Like, I mean, it's supposed to feel,
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: but you're not.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: So you're fucking a fake pussy. It's like a... Yeah.
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: Just so she can get more. Yeah.
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is that?
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: I guess that's very kind of you. It was that style.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck?
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: But yeah.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Yeah, you're... Be real has better things. That's what I
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: was saying.
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: I was putting out more useful shit.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: I don't see him hoarding sex toys.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: I don't think that's... Yeah, no, there's a lot more
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: cooler shit. If you want to come up on some
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: of that stuff, yeah, just follow me on Whatnot at
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: Flavors by E-Zone.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: I'm adding a bunch of stuff today.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: At Whatnot, you just break into your friend's houses and
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: sell their shit.
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: Is that your Whatnot story? I'm breaking into my best
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: friend's house. This guy was there for me for everything.
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: How hilarious would it be? Send me some money on
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: the Super Chat. Let's sell his shit. Oh, fuck up.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: Look up whatever room you want. And low-key, the cheaper
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: we sell it, the fucking funnier.
- 1:00:53Speaker 6: As much as I want you guys to buy it,
- 1:00:56Speaker 6: I will laugh if you guys don't pay a lot
- 1:00:58Speaker 6: for it.
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: My sister's brother's wife, we're going to kill her dog today.
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: We're going to give it chocolate. Follow me on WhatNot,
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: and you can choose the chocolate.
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: That's not what WhatNot is about, dog. WhatNot does not support.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: This message. Yeah, but the whatnot is going to be
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: going down next week. There's two.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: So make sure you guys follow me on there, Flavors
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: by E-Zone, for all my people that do.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: There's always good stuff to come.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: Up on there.
- 1:01:24Speaker 7: Yo, there's the convenience store beside my house where I
- 1:01:26Speaker 7: always get my backwoods and shit. Over the last year,
- 1:01:30Speaker 7: I've been watching them start adding Pokemon cards to their
- 1:01:33Speaker 7: displays and shit everywhere.
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: And now they've turned into a full-on everything is Pokemon cards.
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: And they've turned into a little studio. It's a whole
- 1:01:43Speaker 3: whatnot thing they're doing. They're ripping packages open. Pokemon. In
- 1:01:47Speaker 3: North Hollywood. Valley Village. I never would have thought.
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: I never would have thought.
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: I don't know what the store is called, but I'll
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: get you the information. But they're ripping shit open. They
- 1:01:56Speaker 3: still sell blunts and all that regular shit, but it's
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: all about Pokemon. Damn. Yeah. And I'm like, damn.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: I never would have thought, though. It's that thing where
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: you played it as a kid. I had the red version.
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: There was the blue version. I thought that was just
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: kind of it.
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: Yeah, you pick a color, and that's who you are
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: for the rest of your life. It kind of grew into,
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: but it just never stops.
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: And it's that thing. I don't think it's going anywhere forever.
- 1:02:20Speaker 6: My kid's going to be playing fucking Pokemon.
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: Yeah, they got a stronghold.
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: He's going to be not letting his kids play with
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: his Pokemon. Oh, bro. His kids are going to be
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: begging him. No.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: Papa, can I see the Charizard? It's a collectible.
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:02:31Speaker 5: You're going to be watching your kid pop the bags like,
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: I hope that was mine. I'm paying our mortgage this month.
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: You stop right there.
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: You ever heard of Digimon? You make him play Digimon
- 1:02:44Speaker 3: so you can just keep the Pokemon cards.
- 1:02:49Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't have Pokemon was just, just like, past me.
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: I was just a little too old.
- 1:02:55Speaker 3: Like, friends, little brothers. How old are you?
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: We're doing it. I'm 41.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: Oh, shit, you're 41? Yeah.
- 1:03:00Speaker 5: Damn.
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: Thanks, appreciate it. Oh, you could play a teenager.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: I thought you were my age. Yeah, you're like the
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: one white that doesn't age like a banana.
- 1:03:08Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. So then, yeah. Alright, that makes sense.
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: No, good.
- 1:03:14Speaker 6: I didn't expect him to like Pokemon, but he was
- 1:03:17Speaker 6: literally like, it took off.
- 1:03:18Speaker 5: One time, one of my buddies stole His friend's little
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: brother's Pokemon cards stole the whole book of it and
- 1:03:27Speaker 5: then sold them back to him a month later.
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: It was the funniest thing I've ever seen. So funny.
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: Because the kid's like, I got to get my cards back.
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: He's like, I used to have this card. I had
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: that card. How have you not noticed these are.
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: Just your cards? Very Ezone activities.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: He needed the money, though.
- 1:03:44Speaker 7: There was a kid in my neighborhood who had all
- 1:03:46Speaker 7: the cards, and the whole neighborhood had this thing where
- 1:03:49Speaker 7: he would come and show his cards to everybody. with
- 1:03:51Speaker 7: a binder, and everybody would come and be like, oh,
- 1:03:53Speaker 7: can I see, at the same time, and while they're
- 1:03:55Speaker 7: flipping through it, be pulling cards out.
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: That's what fucking people try to do at these shows, bro.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: That's why you gotta be fucking like, you gotta be
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: on this shit, or you gotta have, like, extra eyes.
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: And then people also know, bro, that's like, if you're
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: gonna be vending, bro, like, they'll fucking know, they'll be like,
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: I can play this guy, bro, this guy just looks
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: like he can't run, he can't run after me. And
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: then there's some people that are just like, like, I'm like, bro,
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: If this guy catches you, he's going to fucking molly
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: whop the shit out of you.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Even if you bend those cards, I'm going to fucking
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: bend your spine.
- 1:04:25Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: Because that's my investment.
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, there's a lot of people out
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: there that like, because people will be trying you, dog.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: People will be trying you in these things. I be
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: seeing that all the time, dog.
- 1:04:35Speaker 3: There was a fight at ComplexCon. You guys see that?
- 1:04:37Speaker 3: The guy got stabbed in the face. Stabbed?
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: In the face?
- 1:04:39Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: A rapper? No, on the neck. On the neck. What
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: made it worse?
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: But it wasn't like... It's worse, but at least, like,
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:04:46Speaker 5: It makes sense to me. Stabbing someone in the face
- 1:04:48Speaker 5: is a whole other level of stabbing someone.
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: Because it has to go through the skull. Yeah, you've
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: got to really want to fucking.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: I mean... You know what could have saved them? I
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: think a neck. You might fucking die for sure, bro.
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: I'd rather get hit and... It didn't break through, though.
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: It was just, like, the skin. And, like, you know
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: what I mean? Because if it would have hit, like,
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: this fucking.
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: Part right here.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: That's what I'm trying to say.
- 1:05:10Speaker 6: I would rather take a... Stabbing to the head? Because,
- 1:05:14Speaker 6: I mean, unless you grab my eye, I'm pretty much fine.
- 1:05:17Speaker 6: You grab my neck, bro. That's like, it's gonna... I'm like,
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: you grab my jugular, I'm fucked.
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: Because would they.
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: You'd have to hit pretty hard to get through the skull.
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: You would have to hit very hard.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: You're probably not. You're not. I've seen a guy in
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: high school get hit with a mini hatchet in the
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: back of the head, and it just stuck in his head.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: I mean, we saw.
- 1:05:34Speaker 3: Like, it didn't go through the fucking... Yeah.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: I mean, it's crazy. I mean, we saw Charlie Kirk.
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:42Speaker 6: That neck was just... That shit was crazy, dog. That
- 1:05:46Speaker 6: was just a fucking... And that wasn't even the bullet
- 1:05:49Speaker 6: they claimed it was. That was a little ass fucking bullet. Ray,
- 1:05:52Speaker 6: I've done my research. That bullet was not what they said.
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: I thought it came from his thing.
- 1:05:56Speaker 6: They're saying it could be.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: A roadcaster mic.
- 1:06:02Speaker 4: So you're telling me.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff that's going on.
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: You're telling me that you even know the size bullet
- 1:06:08Speaker 4: that went into this guy? A.
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: 30- 06.
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: Xavier took it out.
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: 30-06.
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: Look it up. Yeah, it's a 30-06.
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: That seems like an important one, knowing, because one of
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: the big questions is not the shooter. So I'm guessing
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: you went through all the... All the other stuff.
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: You should know the bullet. All the records.
- 1:06:21Speaker 5: I did a little 22.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: A little bit of it, yeah. All the evidence. You
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: got access to... They're saying it was a 30-06.
- 1:06:26Speaker 6: Boy, they're saying it's a bullet like this that's supposed
- 1:06:27Speaker 6: to take out a deer that's supposed to have, like,
- 1:06:29Speaker 6: He should have gone back. He barely moved and started
- 1:06:31Speaker 6: squirting out.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: The bullet just looks like it didn't came this way.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: This has a lot to do with it because I
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: watch a lot of these shows.
- 1:06:37Speaker 5: There's one channel.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: I forget his name, but like this fool always be
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: shooting different type of guns to different objects. And honestly,
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: I saw this recent video where I'm surprised they haven't
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: made like, you know, the squishy toys like the Nitos.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: I'm surprised they haven't made like a vest that has
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: like a layer of that because they tested out. Like
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: a row of like four or five of those cubes.
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: And it wasn't even like a 50 cal. It was
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: stopped all the way to the fourth cube.
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: Like, where you're just, like.
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: That's too much you got to wear.
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty thick.
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: You become, like, a jello. You're not a professor running around.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: Okay, obviously, like, a 50-cal is kind of excess.
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: Who the fuck is packing 50-cals all day? But I'm saying, like,
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: a 22 didn't even make it that far. A fucking,
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: you know, like, a regular Glock didn't even make it...
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: It wasn't to the Desert Eagle where it made it
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: off the first block, bro. So, I mean, if you
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: can't hold a 30-pound fucking vest, come on, dog. Then
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: you shouldn't be bodyguarding.
- 1:07:30Speaker 5: But I'm saying, like.
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: If you want to have something like that, it'd be
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: cool to see some technology.
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: What do they use right now? Sand.
- 1:07:37Speaker 5: I think it's sand. It's sand?
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: I thought it was called.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: I have a military one.
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: I thought it starts with a V. What's it called?
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: What's that thing called that they use to... Velcro. Not Velcro.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: What are bulletproof vests made out of?
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: Vest.
- 1:07:59Speaker 5: Made out of vest material.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: No, like an army vest. I'm pretty sure it's some
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: kind of sand, bro, or like rocks.
- 1:08:04Speaker 5: No, I think that's a type of alien or something.
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: No, isn't it?
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: I think that's a character on Game of Thrones.
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: The Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah. What did you say?
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: Malaria?
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: Malaria.
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: No, there's some sword that's supposed to be. There's some steel.
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: There's some steel that's supposed to be.
- 1:08:18Speaker 5: That's like, yeah, yeah.
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: You're thinking of like... Adamantium.
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: Isn't that like some fucking Avenger shit?
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: There it is, dog.
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: From fucking Wakanda? I hear it. Oh, Vestron.
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: Vestron.
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: So vast.
- 1:08:35Speaker 5: It is vast for sure.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: Is it dirt?
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: Is it? Yeah. I don't know. What does it look like?
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: I was just saying, because it's not sand. If you
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: get hit by sand, you'd see people leaking sand. You
- 1:08:44Speaker 3: never see that.
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: Have you ever put on a rule? Yeah.
- 1:08:49Speaker 3: I never worn one.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: I haven't worn one.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: Like a real rule? Yeah.
- 1:08:52Speaker 6: Like to the point where like, I mean, I know
- 1:08:54Speaker 6: you're not going to test it, but you wouldn't be worried.
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: About a shot? No, but this shit says property of
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: the U.S.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: Army. I've never even really touched one. Is it like,
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: it's fucking thick.
- 1:09:01Speaker 5: It's heavy, fool.
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: It's like a leader. I believe you.
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: I just told you, I've never really touched one. Yeah, boy,
- 1:09:05Speaker 7: it was at the remand center, like the penitentiary in Canada.
- 1:09:07Speaker 7: And I wore his.
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: It's stat. I don't know if it's bulletproof. It's stat proof.
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: It's fucking heavy as fuck.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: Because there's levels.
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like levels to like how much it protects you.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: It's Teflon.
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: Because have you seen, you.
- 1:09:19Speaker 6: Guys remember that one idiot that, uh, when he tried
- 1:09:23Speaker 6: to go viral, I don't know if this was before
- 1:09:25Speaker 6: the pandemic or during the pandemic, but this idiot got
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: a big ass book and.
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: Then he had his lady shoot it. Oh, he died?
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: And then he fucking died.
- 1:09:32Speaker 3: No, no.
- 1:09:33Speaker 6: The book went right through it. And I think she
- 1:09:35Speaker 6: went to jail, but she's like, but he told me
- 1:09:36Speaker 6: to it in the video. She's like, I don't want
- 1:09:38Speaker 6: to do it.
- 1:09:38Speaker 5: He's like, just do it.
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: This was real?
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: I don't know if it was a girl. It got
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: dismissed because, yeah.
- 1:09:44Speaker 6: Some shit went down because she had on video.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: The video says he was like, and she was like,
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. And then he was like,
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: just do it already. And that fool got smoked.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Yeah, he got smoked a bullet right through.
- 1:09:56Speaker 3: That little book.
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: He yelled enough that she's like, I feared for my life.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: I had postpartum. He went home and killed three more kids.
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: I still blamed him.
- 1:10:10Speaker 3: He yelled at me, so I did it.
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: Him and the three kids?
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: That guy is pretty.
- 1:10:15Speaker 5: That guy is fucking so dumb.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: That's great.
- 1:10:21Speaker 5: Maybe test it on something else first.
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: Even then, I'm not testing it.
- 1:10:25Speaker 3: I know, but at least... You gotta put it on something.
- 1:10:27Speaker 5: But, like, put the book against a wall and shoot
- 1:10:31Speaker 5: that before you go behind it.
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: It's like when Elon broke his window on his car. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:10:36Speaker 3: So stupid.
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: That shit was like, yo... They didn't test it before? Yeah.
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: Or how about you don't hit it that hard? Or
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: maybe they did test it. It was either pissed at
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: someone or it was on purpose. Yeah.
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: But even then, though, like... That's not a good look, though.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: I don't think that's a good marketing.
- 1:10:50Speaker 5: It's not a good look, but I would say every
- 1:10:52Speaker 5: moron who was going to buy a Cybertruck still bought
- 1:10:55Speaker 5: a Cybertruck.
- 1:10:56Speaker 3: I don't think one person.
- 1:10:58Speaker 5: I wasn't watching that, and I was like, oh, I'm
- 1:11:00Speaker 5: probably going to get one of these, and then the
- 1:11:02Speaker 5: window shattered, and I was like, oh, never mind.
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: Deal breaker.
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: Would you buy a Cybertruck if it came with an
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: attachment for your puff cup? Nah.
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: I wanted one at first, but then like.
- 1:11:14Speaker 6: If the Cybertruck was a Puffco, though? Ooh, made by
- 1:11:17Speaker 6: Puffco Cybertruck?
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: They have a tailpipe that you just hit. Oh, bro.
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: Am I getting this for free?
- 1:11:23Speaker 6: No, but you're sponsored by Puffco. You just got to
- 1:11:25Speaker 6: get a Puffco tattoo. And you get the Cybertruck, dog.
- 1:11:28Speaker 3: And you put, like, a wand.
- 1:11:29Speaker 6: Like, you can carry a whole jar of rosin in
- 1:11:31Speaker 6: there and just press a button.
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: Nah, fool.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: Take the homies, take a dab. You can pull up
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: to Skid Road and just sell dabs. When they're paying you.
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: Everyone get a spoon.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: When they're paying you to fucking have, like, something on
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: your body, it's like, fuck, bro. Like, that's got to
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: be a way fucking bigger check than a truck. I
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: have to live with that shit.
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: That's $ 100, 000 though. How much?
- 1:11:51Speaker 6: Okay, you got a bunch of tattoos. You've got a
- 1:11:53Speaker 6: ton of tattoos. You've got a bunch of tattoos. I'm
- 1:11:55Speaker 6: not saying if I had more, I would be more
- 1:11:57Speaker 6: lenient on getting one. How much to get?
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: We're not selling ad space on my fucking body examiner.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: You just said you wanted it.
- 1:12:04Speaker 6: You're telling me if Pupko said, here, $ 100, 000 in a truck,
- 1:12:07Speaker 6: you would literally be like, nah, you like the product.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: The product's dope.
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: But is the truck noticeable? Like when somebody sees the truck?
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: I'm not saying he's going to get on his forehead.
- 1:12:15Speaker 3: That's not saying that. And if you hate it, get
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: a cover up.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: Yeah, and if the guys have been getting a little peep,
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: you've got to have a tattoo on your arm that
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: you care less about than like $ 100, 000.
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:12:27Speaker 3: I'm not.
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: First of all, fuck you guys, right?
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: I got tattoos.
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: I don't even have as many as you. Well, same
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: thing for Nitty. I'd still get some.
- 1:12:33Speaker 5: Yeah, Nitty's got some.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: How much to get a brand on you, tied in,
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: if they hit you up?
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: A brand you like, though.
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: I'll give it to you. A brand you like. It's
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: not a piece of shit brand. Where?
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: Any of my choice?
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: No, it's don't. You can't. It's on your leg, kind
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: of like, you know what I mean? Yeah.
- 1:12:47Speaker 3: Not always hidden, sometimes hidden.
- 1:12:48Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't fucking put the back of your thigh,
- 1:12:51Speaker 6: like nothing, just.
- 1:12:52Speaker 5: Yeah, because if it's legs.
- 1:12:53Speaker 3: Legs, I'm like, yeah, whatever.
- 1:12:55Speaker 6: You can put it on your calf if you wear
- 1:12:56Speaker 6: a lot of shorts, but I guess if it wears
- 1:12:57Speaker 6: a lot of shorts, I'm down.
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: It depends on what the offer is. I consider it.
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: Fucking Nike, dog. Unlimited BBCs.
- 1:13:03Speaker 3: Like, what are they offering me?
- 1:13:04Speaker 2: No, you can't just because they're rich.
- 1:13:05Speaker 6: No, how much would you be down for when Nike's like,
- 1:13:07Speaker 6: how much, like, obviously they have a million, but three billion.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: No, I'm saying like, how much for you?
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: For all my body, because it's on me for the
- 1:13:13Speaker 3: rest of my life, at least a million. Yeah. That's crazy, bro.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: It's advertising the rest of my life.
- 1:13:18Speaker 4: Hey, fool, you're basically saying I'm for sale for this price.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Xavier's like, no, but when you have tattoos already, I
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: would just get a sleeve and make it part of
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: a tattoo.
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: You're overthinking how much tattoos mean or all that.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: A million dollars.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: You're with me, right? A million dollars is crazy. They
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: wouldn't offer it unless I was in a position that...
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: They're not going to offer it right now.
- 1:13:41Speaker 7: Right now, if somebody would offer it to me, their
- 1:13:43Speaker 7: offer would probably be like, yo, we'll give you.
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: An ounce of weed. We will pay for the tattoo.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: Here's the real question.
- 1:13:49Speaker 3: Let me build my fame up before the offer. How
- 1:13:51Speaker 3: much to get Hadar tatted on you, dog? How many ounces?
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: How many pounds? For Hadar, Hadar.
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: Is my guy. You know?
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: You got to get Haydar right here.
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: A little Haydar right here. You got to get a
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: portrait of Flo. I would do it for the love
- 1:14:06Speaker 3: of the game. I would get Tito. I would just
- 1:14:08Speaker 3: get Tito on my arm.
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: You got to get Rocket Power. You got to get
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: them both. How about a little chicklets? Who's getting a
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: little chicklet? A little asshole.
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: I would do that just for the boys.
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: A little Chiclitz household right there. Because fucking Chiclitz. Shout
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: out to Chiclitz.
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: Chiclitz is the man. That's why.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: You only have one tattoo. That's why to me it
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: would cost more. Yeah.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: Yes. That is fair.
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: Some people pay like $ 10, 000 for a tattoo.
- 1:14:28Speaker 4: Just put it here.
- 1:14:29Speaker 6: I'd be like, give me fucking 30K.
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: Let's run it.
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: Fucking make a video out of it too.
- 1:14:36Speaker 3: It's different between a brand and your friend's business. $ 30, 000 is.
- 1:14:41Speaker 5: Good because that's low enough.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: Someone might take them. Yeah, $ 30, 000, bro.
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: So you heard Xavier, dog. Somebody out there paid him
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: a good amount to get the Israelis.
- 1:14:50Speaker 3: No, I said I have to like it.
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: I literally told you.
- 1:14:54Speaker 5: Guys I have to like it. Let's not call that
- 1:14:58Speaker 5: a brand. Here's the thing.
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: I've been wanting a sleeve. It gives me a reason
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: to fucking add.
- 1:15:01Speaker 5: The sleeve in there.
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: Get the $ 30, 000.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: Now I got to fucking.
- 1:15:05Speaker 6: free sleeve and guess what I don't like it then
- 1:15:07Speaker 6: we just make I tell the artist hey just in
- 1:15:09Speaker 6: case you make sure it's an easy cover up there
- 1:15:11Speaker 6: and then we're done bro 330k and a free sleeve
- 1:15:14Speaker 6: let's run it somebody said I get a chicken tattoo.
- 1:15:20Speaker 3: For sweet I'll get a chicken tattoo for free I'll
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: do it for my dog two stones.
- 1:15:23Speaker 4: Of care XG gets the Pornhub logo on his.
- 1:15:26Speaker 9: Throat Pornhub logo alright just lifetime lifetime subscription I want
- 1:15:37Speaker 9: gold membership.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: I want VIP at the awards.
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: Yes, I need to handshake a couple of these females.
- 1:15:45Speaker 3: If they approach you, they're going to be like, okay,
- 1:15:47Speaker 3: we'll give you one fleshlight a year.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: You're like, I'll take it. I'll take it.
- 1:15:53Speaker 5: Now I don't have to clean it anymore. Just got
- 1:15:58Speaker 5: to make it through the year. You get bonuses on
- 1:16:01Speaker 5: your webcam?
- 1:16:01Speaker 3: I get to do it every year.
- 1:16:01Speaker 2: Now I don't have to clean it. That's so dirty.
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: Imagine that fuck that uses it all year.
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: Give me 365 sleeves.
- 1:16:08Speaker 5: They're kind of crusty. You go live?
- 1:16:12Speaker 4: Able to go live and shit?
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: Oh, fuck, dog. Oh, it's that time. That's why he's
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: getting quiet.
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: What's that time? Oh, fuck you. Oh, Super Chats?
- 1:16:21Speaker 3: Oh, the rap. Oh, he's got all his brains working.
- 1:16:24Speaker 5: We're two minutes away.
- 1:16:24Speaker 7: He's promised a rap to the fans since 15,000 followers.
- 1:16:29Speaker 3: Did you say, at 15, I'll do the rap? He
- 1:16:32Speaker 3: said that.
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: I wasn't even here.
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: I got you.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: I wasn't even here.
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: It's a long time ago. Imagine, I was like, just
- 1:16:38Speaker 5: do the Super Chats, yeah?
- 1:16:40Speaker 3: You want me to go first to warm you up? No, bro.
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: It's not about you rapping. Man, this boy's treating him like...
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: You're treating you like Eminem.
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: You want me to go first? You want me to
- 1:16:48Speaker 3: go first?
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: He's like, it's up to you, B-Rabbit. The rap's not
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: even about you.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: I'll just go first to warm you up.
- 1:16:54Speaker 5: Dog, you wrote.
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: So much, dog.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: We're not doing this.
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: I don't even think he writes jokes like this. He
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: came in with the freestyle ready to go. First of all,
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: if he's going to read it, I'm not going to
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: do it because that's not a freestyle.
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: That's not a freestyle. This is a written last night.
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: Then you can save that shit for the next show, dog.
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: It's technically not a freestyle, Nitty, and we know that.
- 1:17:14Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it now. We know that.
- 1:17:16Speaker 3: It's not a freestyle. This is not a freestyle. He's
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: going to go off the dome.
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: This is ironic.
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: Last night, 3 a.m.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: All right, well, let's... Like Drake, 3 a.m.
- 1:17:24Speaker 3: He's going to diss me. I'm not.
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: How am I going to diss you if it's fucking freestyle, dog?
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: 3 a.m.
- 1:17:30Speaker 3: In North Hollywood. That's this track.
- 1:17:31Speaker 4: Nitty, don't ruin this. Let Ezone go first, dog. You
- 1:17:34Speaker 4: get to have your cake, okay?
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:17:36Speaker 4: You already got a piece?
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: It's the coffee.
- 1:17:38Speaker 5: Have you had coffee yet?
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: No, no, no.
- 1:17:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I got it. I'll follow.
- 1:17:41Speaker 5: How was the coffee?
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: The coffee was delicious.
- 1:17:43Speaker 5: What kind of coffee did you get? I haven't even
- 1:17:45Speaker 5: decided what I'm going to say.
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: Red eyes, baby. That's why I'm like, if you let
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: me go, you'll get a fucking idea of getting angry.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: But I don't want to be angry.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: I just want to fucking say like 10 bars and
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: then just get this shit over with.
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: All right, all right.
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: Go, go, go. By the way, everybody, the coffee's medicated.
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: Oh, ours? Not his, though.
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: I told him not to make his.
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: Okay, for sure.
- 1:18:06Speaker 5: Do you feel faded? No, I just feel hot boxed high.
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: Okay, then yeah.
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: He could be related to Tommy. Every time I look,
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: I just feel like it's Tommy's cousin.
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: Oh, A plus? Okay, dog.
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: I stared at him for a couple of seconds there.
- 1:18:18Speaker 5: You didn't see me.
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: Sorry.
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: But I can see it, dog. You're a good looking dude.
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: You're not going to be ugly.
- 1:18:27Speaker 3: I hate when people say that and then I'm like.
- 1:18:31Speaker 4: It.
- 1:18:31Speaker 5: Grows out to about here and then it starts sitting
- 1:18:35Speaker 5: down because I've grown my hair down to my lower back.
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. And it's like poofy and down?
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: It doesn't look good, yeah. It looks more like your
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: beard and stuff. That's what it is. It doesn't look good.
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: It looks like your beard. All right.
- 1:18:47Speaker 6: Sorry.
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: It's good beard. It's not good.
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: You don't want that on your head. You don't want
- 1:18:51Speaker 3: beard hair. It looks like a blowout. It's like the 80s.
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: You look like this once.
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: I feel you. Okay. All right, fools. Fuck you guys.
- 1:19:07Speaker 6: Bro, is this how I feel when I do stand-up?
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, man, I haven't even fucking done
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: this shit in a while, man. So, first off, fuck
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: XG and Nitty. Yeah, come on, dog. Let me start off.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: First off, fuck XG and Nitty. When I call ice,
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: I'ma feel no pity. Nitty, slap return to sender. If
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: it was up to me, I'd put him in a blender.
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: Cause some days, that fool a besta. Yeah, gentlemen, we're
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: at 80K. Better late than never. I guess it's kind
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: of late. I don't know why you guys wanted this rap,
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: because when I was doing it, y'all acted like it
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: was whack. The only person bumping it was Smokestack Mac.
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: So keep it real, just like Be Real. I'm going
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: to drink this coffee and let me be. If y'all
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: wanted music, hit that dial on the time machine by three.
- 1:20:01Speaker 5: Cheers.
- 1:20:02Speaker 8: Ooh.
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: There, dog.
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: There we go. Well-deserved, guys. You guys really asked for it.
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: Yeah. There. Wasn't worth the wait, was it? No. There
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: it is.
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: I told you it was good. No, he didn't. That
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: was just... And I didn't write shit down, so fucking... I.
- 1:20:18Speaker 7: Just got word that E-Zone dissed me. I got to
- 1:20:21Speaker 7: come back with a rap track. You guys ready for it?
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: I just wanted to put you in a blender, dog.
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: Ah, you dissed me, dog. This is now the East
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: Coast coming for the West Coast.
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: All right, let's do the fucking super chat.
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: Hold on, let me get this rap out. Please.
- 1:20:32Speaker 6: You literally look like Drake when he did that freestyle
- 1:20:35Speaker 6: that one time.
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: You guys ready?
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: Reading off that fucking blueberry.
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:20:39Speaker 7: His name is E-Zone. He only pees when he's alone.
- 1:20:44Speaker 7: Man needs a private pee zone. Even his bladder won't
- 1:20:48Speaker 7: leave home. Some call him Big Nips. Some say he
- 1:20:52Speaker 7: got big hips. One thing's for sure, that boy loves
- 1:20:55Speaker 7: glass tips. He loves to sell on whatnot. He's married,
- 1:21:00Speaker 7: so he says no to thoughts. But every time his
- 1:21:03Speaker 7: wife leave town, he's jerking off a lot. He's not Jamaican,
- 1:21:08Speaker 7: but when he was fat, he had a lot.
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: Of blood clots.
- 1:21:11Speaker 7: Now he's in the kitchen cooking up that goy slop.
- 1:21:16Speaker 7: His cooking makes your stomach drop. If he was police
- 1:21:19Speaker 7: in a movie, they call him Chamoy Cop. He talks
- 1:21:23Speaker 7: a lot of shit. His joke didn't hit. The only
- 1:21:27Speaker 7: dude I know who puts a condom on his spliff.
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: Thanks for 80K. XG's for sure gay. Big shout-outs to Ray.
- 1:21:35Speaker 3: I'm off this. Let me smoke my J. Ten minutes
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: last night.
- 1:21:39Speaker 2: That was your good little poetry, dog.
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: A nice spoken word after that. Yeah.
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: Two is my word, fam.
- 1:21:49Speaker 2: Tell them where you're going to perform this.
- 1:21:51Speaker 3: This weekend. I'm performing this all week.
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: All week?
- 1:21:54Speaker 3: Yeah, all week. All week.
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: Let them know where they can find you at, Nitty.
- 1:21:58Speaker 3: I'll be at... Shameless plug right now. The Rock... What's
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: it called?
- 1:22:02Speaker 7: The House of Blues and Rock or whatever. I'll be
- 1:22:05Speaker 7: doing this.
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: The Velvet Room. I'm sorry.
- 1:22:15Speaker 4: Good job on the freestyle, Nitty.
- 1:22:16Speaker 3: That was not a freestyle.
- 1:22:17Speaker 5: That was a well-written... The written rap.
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: Well, a stretch. Written, yeah. The written. Written and read.
- 1:22:26Speaker 4: The written, yes.
- 1:22:27Speaker 3: Thanks for letting me read it. I'm sorry. You honestly
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: didn't even read it that good.
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: I'll be honest.
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: You read it like me.
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: I had an XG vibe.
- 1:22:35Speaker 5: XG read it like it was written by someone else.
- 1:22:38Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: Yeah. Dude, I'm not going to give you that one.
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: Come on. I can't stay on beat and read.
- 1:22:43Speaker 2: There was no beat.
- 1:22:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:22:46Speaker 5: First one. First one.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: Sykes.
- 1:22:48Speaker 5: What's good, y'all?
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: What's good, Hobie?
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: What up, fool?
- 1:22:52Speaker 4: Browzy sends us the popcorn emoji.
- 1:22:56Speaker 5: Yeesh.
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: Hey, salute to you, Browzy. She super chat a lot, fool.
- 1:22:59Speaker 3: Yeah, mama.
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: She wants to win today. It's worth it, guys. For today,
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: it's worth it. It's always worth it, but.
- 1:23:03Speaker 5: There's three chances.
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: Yeah. I actually kept increasing them.
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: When you fucking get a fucking Dave's Hot Chicken hat.
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: Mama got paid.
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: You don't got to go to Dave's. You just get
- 1:23:11Speaker 2: it straight to your house. Yeah, that's a lot better
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: than the four piece, you know?
- 1:23:15Speaker 5: Browsy420 is back.
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: Sends us the animated GIF of the cute fox.
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: Thank you so much, dog. Good luck, homie.
- 1:23:24Speaker 4: She now sends the laughing pear animated.
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: That's right. My, my.
- 1:23:32Speaker 5: Now we got.
- 1:23:33Speaker 4: Fernando and Tahoe always stoned at work, so they never know.
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: I bet they know.
- 1:23:39Speaker 3: They're fully aware. I would bet.
- 1:23:41Speaker 6: You got to go like that at the interview, too.
- 1:23:44Speaker 6: They just know you look like that. Like, he looks
- 1:23:46Speaker 6: like he's high. But then no one's going to assume
- 1:23:48Speaker 6: you're high at the interview because no one would do
- 1:23:50Speaker 6: that and no one's that stupid, but.
- 1:23:51Speaker 2: You will, and you are.
- 1:23:52Speaker 3: You ever worked in a proper office-type job and bring
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: weed in there? Yeah, I used to sell cars. And
- 1:23:57Speaker 3: you bring weed in there?
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: Yeah, it was okay for them to do coke all
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: they want. The moment I fucking came in there smelling
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: like weed, it was a problem.
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: Yeah, because they don't like the smell.
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: The smell changes everything.
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: You bring me cell?
- 1:24:08Speaker 7: I worked in an office, and I had weed in
- 1:24:10Speaker 7: my jacket pocket. I forgot, and I hung my jacket
- 1:24:12Speaker 7: in the closet. And then all I saw was one
- 1:24:14Speaker 7: lady walking around the office.
- 1:24:15Speaker 3: The manager goes, do you smell that? Do you smell that?
- 1:24:18Speaker 3: And I was like, I have to fucking.
- 1:24:20Speaker 7: Pretend like I have to get in the closet, take
- 1:24:22Speaker 7: it out, go to the bathroom, get rid of it.
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: Damn.
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: Fucking mission. Anyways. Thanks for legalizing weed, anyways.
- 1:24:30Speaker 4: Mkush G, congrats to 80K fellas. WDSTS, Familia for live. ST4L.
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: That's right. Hell yeah, dog.
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:24:43Speaker 4: Christian Solorzano sends us a super chat.
- 1:24:46Speaker 5: Good luck, dog.
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: Sykes is back. E, you going to upload that peanut
- 1:24:49Speaker 4: shirt you had on? Yes, he will.
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. That shit takes time to make, dog. What
- 1:24:56Speaker 2: is it?
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: Ray took a picture of the ones that I have available.
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: So I hope you're a fucking large or an extra
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: large or a medium.
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: The Halloween one?
- 1:25:02Speaker 5: There is an XL.
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: So if not, you're going to have to wait till
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: like next week. The Halloween ones? Yeah.
- 1:25:07Speaker 3: They're back? Yeah. Fuck yeah.
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: I'm not making a lot of them, bro, because I
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: don't want to be stuck with them.
- 1:25:11Speaker 3: Yeah, that one's dope.
- 1:25:12Speaker 4: I like that you put the logo in the back,
- 1:25:14Speaker 4: the Smokey logo. Is that new or old?
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: That's old.
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: It's old. It's good.
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: I like it because it's like my Christmas.
- 1:25:21Speaker 4: It is like a Christmas.
- 1:25:22Speaker 5: You know what?
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: I'm going to tell Chili to fucking make a Christmas
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: version of that, like the Peanuts version.
- 1:25:27Speaker 2: Why don't you do that?
- 1:25:28Speaker 3: One for every season. Yeah.
- 1:25:31Speaker 5: Interesting.
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: Every time though, you're still the same Indian guy but
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: like different hat.
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: I don't know why I like that same term but
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: different outfit.
- 1:25:39Speaker 6: I know you don't like that brown color.
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: But I actually like it.
- 1:25:43Speaker 4: Brown color's not bad.
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: A brown guy wearing brown, you're like a white guy.
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: I feel you.
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: I understand. I get you. Now that makes a lot
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: more sense.
- 1:25:50Speaker 3: It just blends in with my skin.
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: I feel you. Yeah, sometimes when I wear like brown,
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: I have to like Offset it by like.
- 1:25:56Speaker 3: With some white underneath or something.
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: Yeah, like I have brown shorts.
- 1:25:58Speaker 5: I was like, I gotta have two white shirts.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: Or else it's just like, you know, this guy's skin
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: is flappy. Or like two white things, you know? You
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: don't get it.
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: He's colorblind. He doesn't care about shit like that. He's
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: just like, this is a jersey. I'm going to wear this.
- 1:26:10Speaker 3: He has conquistador blood. That's why.
- 1:26:12Speaker 2: It's a Thanksgiving fucking hoodie.
- 1:26:13Speaker 6: I think brown's the right color for it, but I
- 1:26:15Speaker 6: understand where you guys are coming.
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: From now and where I'm like, oh, okay. Because it's
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: fucking Thanksgiving.
- 1:26:19Speaker 6: I was like, brown was great. Every time I wore it,
- 1:26:21Speaker 6: they're like, dude, that's a cool hoodie.
- 1:26:23Speaker 3: Spaniard blood is what you have.
- 1:26:24Speaker 5: Spaniard blood.
- 1:26:25Speaker 2: We fucking conquered. Next question.
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: Who's we? M-Ram.
- 1:26:31Speaker 5: M-Ram.
- 1:26:32Speaker 4: Catch y'all later.
- 1:26:33Speaker 5: Sends us the salutes and the smoke.
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: Where the fuck you going, dog?
- 1:26:37Speaker 4: Go to work, maybe, dog.
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: He's going, homie.
- 1:26:40Speaker 4: Next one is from C10J.
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: 80K. Same team, homie.
- 1:26:44Speaker 3: Salute. Same team. All right.
- 1:26:46Speaker 5: Same team.
- 1:26:47Speaker 4: Shout out to Steftone, dog.
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to have Steftone back on. That's crazy.
- 1:26:50Speaker 6: The way Sam tells me, these numbers, obviously, you look
- 1:26:53Speaker 6: at Mr. Beast, and then you look like when you're starting.
- 1:26:55Speaker 6: You just got to think about it. How many people
- 1:26:56Speaker 6: in a room that would be?
- 1:26:58Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: Even when it's 300 people watching, you have 1,000 subscribers.
- 1:27:00Speaker 6: I'm like, that's 1,000 people. If you think about it,
- 1:27:03Speaker 6: that's a big audience in general. People are just sometimes
- 1:27:05Speaker 6: downplaying it. Sam says it like that. I'm like, I
- 1:27:07Speaker 6: get what you mean now.
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: It's to make you feel better until you get to where.
- 1:27:12Speaker 3: It's just because that.
- 1:27:12Speaker 5: Doesn't matter yet, but it is milestone still. It matters
- 1:27:18Speaker 5: less and less the further you get.
- 1:27:19Speaker 4: There's this famous quote by this artist. There's this band
- 1:27:23Speaker 4: that I like a lot. They made four records. Their
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: first record, they made about, I don't know, 13,000 sales.
- 1:27:33Speaker 4: it's not a lot of people, right? But out of
- 1:27:35Speaker 4: those 13,000, how many of them started bands of their own?
- 1:27:40Speaker 4: Influenced by that. It may not be a million, but 13,000
- 1:27:42Speaker 4: is 13,000. And then it grows.
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: Legacy. Yeah, on that side, I grew up listening to,
- 1:27:51Speaker 5: I grew up listening to a lot of punk bands
- 1:27:52Speaker 5: and stuff. I grew up listening to bands where the
- 1:27:55Speaker 5: members would go home and then work real jobs when.
- 1:27:57Speaker 3: They got home.
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: Like, it wasn't even the thing.
- 1:27:59Speaker 3: Like Canadian Pop Publars.
- 1:28:00Speaker 5: Those are my favorite bands.
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: I think that's harder to find now.
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: They get paid minimum wage.
- 1:28:06Speaker 3: CFL players?
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: I think so.
- 1:28:07Speaker 3: Yeah, they work real jobs.
- 1:28:09Speaker 7: During the off season Canadian football football league I don't
- 1:28:12Speaker 7: think their pay is that much American football something.
- 1:28:14Speaker 6: Crazy there's a lot of sports like that yeah like
- 1:28:16Speaker 6: during the world cup you would hear like oh this
- 1:28:18Speaker 6: guy literally sells fucking tacos in India or whatever the
- 1:28:22Speaker 6: fuck you're like in India you're right there's no tacos
- 1:28:24Speaker 6: and you guys and there's no fucking soccer players from
- 1:28:28Speaker 6: India I don't know where I got either of those
- 1:28:29Speaker 6: two fucking thoughts.
- 1:28:30Speaker 5: You reached so far to be just different than it
- 1:28:33Speaker 5: was like no it's not real we.
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: Could use a Mexican in India selling tacos yeah.
- 1:28:36Speaker 6: That played some actual soccer Yeah, you guys need a
- 1:28:39Speaker 6: couple of soccer.
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys need a couple of soccer fucking players.
- 1:28:42Speaker 3: 11-11.
- 1:28:43Speaker 6: There's no soccer in you guys and there's so many
- 1:28:46Speaker 6: of you guys.
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: Why does it bother you so much? You tell me
- 1:28:49Speaker 3: that every day. Every day I see him, he tells
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: me that. I tell him that.
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: Please, please.
- 1:28:54Speaker 6: I tell him how many people, how many Indians there is.
- 1:28:57Speaker 6: There's not one, like, athlete like i'm.
- 1:29:00Speaker 5: Like there's tons of athletes there's gotta be some just
- 1:29:02Speaker 5: the sports you don't play no like like oh you
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: know i thought about.
- 1:29:05Speaker 12: This locker room which i thought about this earlier i
- 1:29:10Speaker 12: was walking by and i saw your your car and
- 1:29:12Speaker 12: you had uh canadian boxing gloves i was like name
- 1:29:15Speaker 12: a canadian boxer.
- 1:29:16Speaker 3: There's tons i just don't know canadian boxer yeah there's
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: tons bro but you don't know one i don't know
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: i don't follow boxing like that i don't follow boxing
- 1:29:26Speaker 3: like that.
- 1:29:27Speaker 6: I saw those gloves and I was like, y'all ain't
- 1:29:28Speaker 6: even fighting up there. Y'all too nice.
- 1:29:31Speaker 5: I guess you at least don't have a sports player
- 1:29:33Speaker 5: that is popular.
- 1:29:37Speaker 3: Put a fucking dick up there. Wayne Gretzky. No, not Canadian.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: And then he always throws in cricket and I was like,
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: that doesn't count either.
- 1:29:47Speaker 4: Alright, we got Lennox Lewis.
- 1:29:50Speaker 5: I don't know, it kind of counts, I guess.
- 1:29:52Speaker 2: Terrorism.
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: It counts in other countries.
- 1:29:55Speaker 5: Enough other countries that Soccer barely counts in this country.
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: Barely. You guys call it soccer.
- 1:30:00Speaker 2: It's football.
- 1:30:00Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Football. I'm worried.
- 1:30:04Speaker 5: I grew up playing, but that was the same as
- 1:30:06Speaker 5: not being into sports.
- 1:30:09Speaker 3: Keep calling it football when someone's going to show up
- 1:30:11Speaker 3: and knock on your door and ask you for your paper. Wow.
- 1:30:13Speaker 4: Hey, ICE is in downtown LA, just so.
- 1:30:16Speaker 3: You all know.
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: You should just say soccer.
- 1:30:18Speaker 3: Just call it soccer and move along. Excellent.
- 1:30:21Speaker 5: Ice is in downtown LA.
- 1:30:24Speaker 4: Be careful, people. Next one. Peter Oliveira. Congratulations on 80K.
- 1:30:29Speaker 4: One million next to come. Same team.
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: Same team, dog. Thank you.
- 1:30:34Speaker 4: There we go. Rousey420. Arriba los pobres.
- 1:30:39Speaker 3: We are the poor mama. Mama, thank you for helping
- 1:30:43Speaker 3: the poor mama.
- 1:30:47Speaker 4: Fernando Entajo sends us the DAP animated GIF.
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: Thank you so much, dog. Appreciate you.
- 1:30:55Speaker 4: Hollywood Terp Hogan. Same teams.
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: Same team, dog.
- 1:31:00Speaker 4: Fernando and Tahoe. Salute as always from the Tahoe OG.
- 1:31:03Speaker 4: Same team.
- 1:31:06Speaker 5: Same team, dog. All the way in Tahoe.
- 1:31:08Speaker 3: All the way.
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: I wonder if that still works there.
- 1:31:10Speaker 4: All about the biz. What up, y'all?
- 1:31:12Speaker 5: Same team.
- 1:31:14Speaker 2: Same team.
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: Gilbert Partida.
- 1:31:16Speaker 5: Good luck.
- 1:31:19Speaker 4: Sandy Cheeks. Same team.
- 1:31:22Speaker 5: Thank you, dog.
- 1:31:23Speaker 2: Appreciate you.
- 1:31:25Speaker 4: Next one is from G-Lo Go Birds. Showing love from Crestline, California. Fire,
- 1:31:31Speaker 4: need me some rosin.
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: Good luck, dog.
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: I mean, you got a good, well, I mean, everybody
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: has a good chance. It's a good amount of people
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: in there.
- 1:31:41Speaker 4: Browsy420, E-Zone, where's my Haydar?
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: On the way. Who didn't I send you your tracking?
- 1:31:48Speaker 4: Nicholas Adams, Rockford and Roachtown.
- 1:31:51Speaker 3: We out here.
- 1:31:52Speaker 4: Prayer hands. Hashtag same team.
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: Where the fuck is Roachtown?
- 1:31:57Speaker 5: It's in Illinois.
- 1:31:58Speaker 4: Oh.
- 1:31:59Speaker 3: Oh. Never mind.
- 1:32:03Speaker 1: EGZ71.
- 1:32:03Speaker 3: 80k.
- 1:32:04Speaker 5: Clap. Emojis.
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: Thank you, homie.
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: Gracias. Good luck.
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: 100k by December would be sick.
- 1:32:11Speaker 3: Yeah. Do that plaque for Christmas gift.
- 1:32:15Speaker 4: You got to do that 24-hour stream.
- 1:32:17Speaker 3: Hey.
- 1:32:18Speaker 6: That'd be a Christmas gift. He's on pace for the plaques.
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: Hey, I want that $ 100K before Christmas. Have these on paper,
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: the flags. How's that going to guarantee $ 100K?
- 1:32:30Speaker 3: Fuck that.
- 1:32:33Speaker 6: Because I could just be his Christmas gift to me
- 1:32:35Speaker 6: and Nitty and be like, here's your guys' plaques.
- 1:32:36Speaker 2: Merry Christmas.
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: First of all, dog, I was like, I'm going to
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: treat that shit like the living space bed. I'm going
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: to be like, homie, we just get one, dog.
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: No, fuck you.
- 1:32:43Speaker 6: I already looked online.
- 1:32:44Speaker 2: It's like $ 120.
- 1:32:45Speaker 6: $ 120 or something for one of them.
- 1:32:47Speaker 3: A year?
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: No, you just buy it. You can buy the whole team.
- 1:32:50Speaker 4: It seems like you say $ 120 a year.
- 1:32:52Speaker 2: Because they'll give you one free. You have a whole team.
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: You can buy it.
- 1:32:55Speaker 5: We're going to put it somewhere. Everyone's got to buy them.
- 1:32:59Speaker 4: All right, next one from Browsy420. She sends us the
- 1:33:03Speaker 4: animated GIF of the Japanese fox waving the fans.
- 1:33:08Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 1:33:08Speaker 4: I know, very specific. Burn It, Beto. Much love from Sack.
- 1:33:15Speaker 4: Same team.
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: Same team, dog.
- 1:33:17Speaker 4: With the Nas balloons. Next one. Jay Longoria. Getting my
- 1:33:25Speaker 4: name in the pot.
- 1:33:28Speaker 5: Good luck to you, dog.
- 1:33:28Speaker 2: I mean, hey. One fucking super chat is all it takes, fool.
- 1:33:32Speaker 2: You got three chances.
- 1:33:33Speaker 4: Vivid4216. Good luck to all who want this fire rosin.
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: It's on fire.
- 1:33:41Speaker 5: It's secret menu shit.
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: And if you guys want to pull up on the
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: secret menu or you guys want to just pull up
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: a shop, pull up Sunday at Corea's Mariscos. That is
- 1:33:50Speaker 1: going to be going down by the USC Hospital area
- 1:33:53Speaker 1: in East Lowe's. It's going to have a high and
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: hungry mercadito. We're going to have at least like 15
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: plus vendors.
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: All different. Make sure you guys stop by. Come kick it.
- 1:34:01Speaker 2: Come watch the game. You know what I mean? Come eat.
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: Come get some red ice coffee.
- 1:34:07Speaker 3: Come shop.
- 1:34:07Speaker 6: Watch the game.
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: Yeah, all this different stuff there.
- 1:34:09Speaker 6: Yeah, we're going to be kicking it. Come smoke with
- 1:34:11Speaker 6: the team. We're all going to be there.
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: Don't you have rosin coming out?
- 1:34:16Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:34:16Speaker 6: We got these mega putasos coming through, so we'll have
- 1:34:18Speaker 6: it there for you guys. No homie asking that for rosin.
- 1:34:20Speaker 6: We're going to have some for you guys.
- 1:34:21Speaker 2: Some dope shit.
- 1:34:23Speaker 4: Excellent. Next one is from 95snowboys. com. Saludos, homies. XG, we
- 1:34:29Speaker 4: still on for that bet.
- 1:34:30Speaker 3: Ciao.
- 1:34:32Speaker 6: Atlas is an underdog. I know you got me on it,
- 1:34:35Speaker 6: but yeah, DM me and I'll bet.
- 1:34:36Speaker 2: You jersey for jersey. Who is it? Just because you're
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: a fan dog. Just because you're a homie.
- 1:34:40Speaker 6: Who is this, Christian?
- 1:34:43Speaker 3: No, another homie.
- 1:34:44Speaker 6: He's trying to bet me on the fucking Tapatio Clasico.
- 1:34:49Speaker 6: Chivas versus Atlas. Atlas ain't doing so good right now,
- 1:34:53Speaker 6: so it's not a good bet.
- 1:34:54Speaker 4: Chivas just beat America 2-0 the other day.
- 1:34:57Speaker 6: That's why I know it's not a good bet. Like,
- 1:34:59Speaker 6: jersey for jersey is not... I should not be making
- 1:35:01Speaker 6: that bet, but he's the homie. He's been asking me
- 1:35:03Speaker 6: for a while, so.
- 1:35:04Speaker 5: He just wants a free jersey, bro.
- 1:35:05Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
- 1:35:07Speaker 6: He wants to bet jersey for jersey. That means if
- 1:35:09Speaker 6: my team loses, I have to buy him a jersey.
- 1:35:11Speaker 6: And if my team loses, wins, he's going to buy
- 1:35:14Speaker 6: me a jersey of my team.
- 1:35:16Speaker 3: Yep.
- 1:35:16Speaker 6: So I'm down. DM me so we can fucking... And
- 1:35:19Speaker 6: then we can send each other which ones we want.
- 1:35:21Speaker 6: That way you don't have to sit there and then
- 1:35:22Speaker 6: send me an $ 800 jersey later.
- 1:35:25Speaker 2: Yikes.
- 1:35:26Speaker 5: Hold on.
- 1:35:28Speaker 2: Shit, no worries.
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: The guest has to jet out a little bit earlier
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: than expected.
- 1:35:33Speaker 2: I don't know how long this goes. Are you faded?
- 1:35:37Speaker 5: A little, but I don't know how long this goes.
- 1:35:39Speaker 3: I just got work.
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: All right, for sure.
- 1:35:42Speaker 2: You got anything you want to shout out for them?
- 1:35:43Speaker 3: I expected an hour.
- 1:35:45Speaker 5: Yeah, come see me on tour. Check out Eric J.
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: Friedman on all social media, ericjfriedman.com.
- 1:35:51Speaker 3: I'm hitting the road.
- 1:35:52Speaker 5: I got Birmingham at the end of the month and
- 1:35:54Speaker 5: then Raleigh Good nights. I'm on the Sublime Cruise, and
- 1:35:58Speaker 5: then Fairbanks, Alaska in December. Oh, and then I'm doing
- 1:36:03Speaker 5: the Comedy Store Belly Room, headlining that for my first
- 1:36:06Speaker 5: time in January.
- 1:36:07Speaker 3: Oh, that's what's up. Oh, rad.
- 1:36:08Speaker 9: Hell yeah.
- 1:36:09Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 1:36:10Speaker 3: Yeah, if you guys pull up, just say, same team.
- 1:36:12Speaker 2: Tell them where you saw them from.
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: So many of you guys pull up all the time, yeah.
- 1:36:15Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. Appreciate you guys.
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: Make sure you guys check them out, and thank you
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: for joining us here. And you want to walk them
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: on in?
- 1:36:21Speaker 3: Yeah. Where's your parking? I'm parked here. In the parking lot? Yeah, yeah.
- 1:36:24Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: Thank you so much, everybody who's super chatting. Let's keep
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: it going because we got three prizes for you guys
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: to go. Moses, you want to come sit in or
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: you want to make another espresso for me?
- 1:36:38Speaker 2: This will give him two.
- 1:36:39Speaker 6: He said either you do something or you do something.
- 1:36:42Speaker 2: Either you sit down or you go make me an espresso.
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: That shit is good, dog. Man, you see, it gets
- 1:36:46Speaker 2: people working, bro. I got to give it to you.
- 1:36:48Speaker 2: Red Ice Coffee, you don't know. It's usually me and
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: Nitty go, what? We go have lunch, and then I
- 1:36:53Speaker 2: go home, smoke another joint, and then take a nap.
- 1:36:56Speaker 3: With red ice coffee, how fast do I get those
- 1:36:58Speaker 3: thumbnails to you, Izo?
- 1:37:00Speaker 5: Quick, dog.
- 1:37:00Speaker 1: I think even B-Real likes when I drink that much coffee, dog,
- 1:37:05Speaker 1: because when I be doing the show, like, all lit.
- 1:37:08Speaker 5: Xavier.
- 1:37:08Speaker 13: Right now, we're drinking the happy, the crazy coffee.
- 1:37:14Speaker 5: Right now, we're drinking that crazy coffee right now.
- 1:37:15Speaker 3: What's that bag that.
- 1:37:16Speaker 2: Oh, the one you brewed up?
- 1:37:17Speaker 5: Special tea. Hey, is mine the crazy one, too?
- 1:37:20Speaker 3: Yeah. All right, because I do feel it. You can
- 1:37:21Speaker 3: feel it. I feel it.
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it's... It's not placebo,
- 1:37:23Speaker 2: because obviously there's something in.
- 1:37:25Speaker 3: It, but.
- 1:37:25Speaker 2: I think I forgot. No, I don't think so.
- 1:37:27Speaker 3: See, let me see his weight.
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean.
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: He said give it to everybody and shit.
- 1:37:34Speaker 14: He said give it to everybody, so, you know? Come on,
- 1:37:36Speaker 14: we don't smoke the same, bro. Come on, we don't
- 1:37:39Speaker 14: smoke the same show.
- 1:37:40Speaker 3: Come on, what do you expect?
- 1:37:44Speaker 14: We don't drink coffee the same over here.
- 1:37:48Speaker 2: We don't coffee the same. Well, I mean, it's not
- 1:37:50Speaker 2: that much, all right?
- 1:37:51Speaker 6: Yeah, and there will be normal coffee this Sunday.
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: You ain't got to worry about it this Sunday. It
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: ain't going to be the homie batch. The secret menu coffee.
- 1:38:02Speaker 3: Next one.
- 1:38:03Speaker 4: Holy shit.
- 1:38:04Speaker 5: What's up, red eyes?
- 1:38:06Speaker 4: How are you doing?
- 1:38:07Speaker 5: I'm pulling it up right now.
- 1:38:08Speaker 3: What up? What up?
- 1:38:09Speaker 5: How you doing, man?
- 1:38:10Speaker 2: What's up?
- 1:38:11Speaker 3: We're good.
- 1:38:12Speaker 4: Is that your sicker brand right there?
- 1:38:15Speaker 6: Bro, you're a barista now.
- 1:38:16Speaker 2: You know you can put that in your resume now?
- 1:38:18Speaker 2: You can put barista in there, bro.
- 1:38:20Speaker 3: I never knew that. He's a business owner, dog. I know.
- 1:38:22Speaker 2: I just never saw it. I never expected that from
- 1:38:24Speaker 2: Red Eyes, making me coffee and making me want more.
- 1:38:25Speaker 2: Remember when he was scared about having a baby?
- 1:38:28Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: Now I make coffee and I have a baby.
- 1:38:30Speaker 4: Hell yeah dog I guess so I.
- 1:38:32Speaker 13: Guess you have to drink coffee in the morning if
- 1:38:36Speaker 13: you have a baby I feel you know so shout
- 1:38:40Speaker 13: out to all the parents how old is your baby
- 1:38:41Speaker 13: now two two years old going to three damn two
- 1:38:45Speaker 13: so yeah the coffee is progressing you know what I
- 1:38:47Speaker 13: mean so.
- 1:38:49Speaker 3: It's like In the morning and then... Are you a
- 1:38:52Speaker 3: huge coffee drinker? Like, in the morning?
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: Like, are you a, like, everyday morning type of guy?
- 1:38:56Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
- 1:38:59Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
- 1:39:00Speaker 5: We got to.
- 1:39:00Speaker 3: Maybe two or three after that.
- 1:39:02Speaker 2: You ready for a super chat, Ray?
- 1:39:04Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
- 1:39:05Speaker 4: We got to run through these because we don't got
- 1:39:07Speaker 4: a lot of time. Syke, shout out to all the
- 1:39:11Speaker 4: Guanacos in the chat.
- 1:39:13Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:39:14Speaker 2: Salute to you, dog.
- 1:39:15Speaker 4: Vivid E. I just secured a send it heroes box.
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: Send it to me.
- 1:39:22Speaker 3: Hero.
- 1:39:22Speaker 4: It says heroes.
- 1:39:24Speaker 5: Nah, just playing.
- 1:39:25Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I mean, good luck if
- 1:39:27Speaker 2: you're going to open it.
- 1:39:28Speaker 4: So. X1 is from Rolando Valenzuela. Yo, y'all watch GPS stories?
- 1:39:34Speaker 4: Teemu XG just saying.
- 1:39:39Speaker 2: Y'all are just assholes, dog. I watched it. Just go
- 1:39:43Speaker 2: leave a like. Hit the like button.
- 1:39:45Speaker 3: Check it out.
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: Hey, you know what the funniest shit was? You guys
- 1:39:50Speaker 1: fucking made Tommy start deleting all the sodies.
- 1:39:52Speaker 2: Sodies. Let that fool know he's a sody king.
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: Yo, every time Tommy posts up something, until he shows
- 1:39:59Speaker 1: up here, just keep leaving fucking soda memes, nutritional facts
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: of soda, fucking pictures of soda brands, Coca-Cola gifts, everything he.
- 1:40:11Speaker 3: Posts, dog. Sodies is fun. He should make that a t-shirt. Sodies.
- 1:40:15Speaker 2: I used to drink six sodies. Next one.
- 1:40:20Speaker 4: Monte Blanco, smoke a J, and chase it with a dab.
- 1:40:23Speaker 5: Hashtag same team.
- 1:40:24Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: We just chased it with some fucking coffee. Hey, your
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: boy got some special coffee.
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: This fucking idiot didn't take it out.
- 1:40:33Speaker 5: He's not an idiot, fool. He knew what he was doing.
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: I know what you mean, but fuck. I didn't mean
- 1:40:37Speaker 2: it like that either. Yeah, next time he's going to
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: poison your coffee for calling him an idiot. I didn't
- 1:40:41Speaker 2: mean it like that.
- 1:40:41Speaker 3: You're good.
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm fine.
- 1:40:44Speaker 3: But he's not like.
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: Like a relapse time, right?
- 1:40:46Speaker 3: No, no, no. Oh, okay.
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: That's what I also was like, huh? So he don't smoke?
- 1:40:52Speaker 5: He don't smoke the same.
- 1:40:53Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 1:40:55Speaker 2: So he don't smoke the same. Especially not today. He
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: don't smoke the same. Not today. The fuck you.
- 1:40:59Speaker 3: Got a speedball?
- 1:41:01Speaker 4: ZeroFox420, Sunday, would you guys do a roll competition?
- 1:41:06Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: Okay. Okay, look, fools.
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: Smoke like where the vendors are at, dog. But like,
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: you know, don't be smoking out the fucking eating area, dog. Like,
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
- 1:41:14Speaker 2: It's a restaurant. You'll see. You guys will see. You
- 1:41:16Speaker 2: guys will see where we're going to be at. You
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: guys can go over there and chill.
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: Yeah, like, because that's where going to be all the
- 1:41:21Speaker 1: booths are at.
- 1:41:21Speaker 2: But I'm saying like.
- 1:41:22Speaker 6: And I like your idea, but we should have another
- 1:41:24Speaker 6: event where we can actually have a fucking rolling event.
- 1:41:26Speaker 2: Let's see who are the super champions.
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: I'm going to have a, I'm going to just have
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: an extra booth that we could just put some chairs
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: in and that, you know what I mean? And you
- 1:41:32Speaker 1: could just fucking kick it there if all this shit
- 1:41:33Speaker 1: that way. Because I'm going to have like three booths.
- 1:41:35Speaker 1: I'm going to have the funky filter booth. I'm going
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: to have the high and hungry booth. And then I'm
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: going to have like a kick it booth.
- 1:41:41Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 1:41:42Speaker 1: Just so we could all be hanging out comfortably because
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: I bought a bunch of displays for my high and
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: hungry shit. And there's also a lot of new stuff
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: that I'm going to just be having very limited stuff.
- 1:41:52Speaker 2: Cash preferred.
- 1:41:54Speaker 5: Cash.
- 1:41:54Speaker 2: Next one.
- 1:41:56Speaker 4: Speed Minion, same team. Got big jobs today. We'll check
- 1:41:59Speaker 4: the replay this afternoon.
- 1:42:01Speaker 3: Cock-toos.
- 1:42:02Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
- 1:42:03Speaker 3: Cock-toos.
- 1:42:03Speaker 8: Cock-toos.
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: Oh, and yeah, it's actually better if you bring your
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: Puffco or your Proxy because that's easy. You could just
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: fucking have that at your table and just fucking hit
- 1:42:10Speaker 1: that shit.
- 1:42:11Speaker 4: Just make this an unofficial Puffcon event.
- 1:42:13Speaker 1: Well, I mean, no, just a Puffco-friendly event or your Dr.
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: Dabber or whatever the fuck you use your G-Pay.
- 1:42:18Speaker 3: Bring your electronic device. Yeah.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: That's a lot better than like fucking somebody....
- 1:42:25Speaker 3: Yeah, you heard 200 times. Yeah.
- 1:42:27Speaker 2: Cops are going to.
- 1:42:28Speaker 1: Fucking look at that shit like, what the.
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: Fuck's going on?
- 1:42:30Speaker 3: I know you have.
- 1:42:32Speaker 6: Doing stand-up with people trying to take dabs with the rig, dog.
- 1:42:36Speaker 2: It's so the worst.
- 1:42:37Speaker 3: No, but you're at a comedy club. You hear fucking-
- 1:42:38Speaker 3: Remember Puff Mamas? The ice machine, or you hear fucking-
- 1:42:41Speaker 3: Anything with noise. It's the same, bro. There's noises everywhere, bro.
- 1:42:45Speaker 2: Remember we did- You got that. They did that shit
- 1:42:47Speaker 2: at Puff Mamas over there. Yeah. I was over there.
- 1:42:49Speaker 2: I was like, creating the torch.
- 1:42:51Speaker 5: Next one.
- 1:42:52Speaker 3: But you're hearing fucking Nostings go off too. Nitty. Huzzah.
- 1:42:56Speaker 5: Next one.
- 1:42:57Speaker 3: Robbery.
- 1:42:58Speaker 4: Shout out WDSTS.
- 1:43:01Speaker 2: Shout out to you back, dog. Thank you, homie.
- 1:43:02Speaker 3: Shout out.
- 1:43:04Speaker 5: Swoosh for days.
- 1:43:05Speaker 4: Good luck, man.
- 1:43:06Speaker 3: Sykes.
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: Good luck.
- 1:43:07Speaker 4: Robin the Hood. Thank you for the dancing lemon. Swoosh
- 1:43:10Speaker 4: for days.
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: Good luck.
- 1:43:12Speaker 4: Now, comedy. I had an idea in high school to
- 1:43:16Speaker 4: spray paint a giant dick on my principal's roof. And
- 1:43:20Speaker 4: when Google pics would update their images, it would show.
- 1:43:24Speaker 4: But we never did it.
- 1:43:27Speaker 3: So close. So close to being E-Zone. Sometimes you got
- 1:43:29Speaker 3: to follow through.
- 1:43:30Speaker 6: E-Zone would have been your friend. Y'all would have motherfucking
- 1:43:34Speaker 6: gone through with that idea.
- 1:43:35Speaker 4: That's pretty difficult to achieve, though.
- 1:43:38Speaker 1: You know what's a good way to achieve some mischief?
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: If you have a throwaway fucking sweater. If you're in
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: school or something like that, this is an easy way
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: to clog the toilet.
- 1:43:48Speaker 2: Get the sleeves. That's bad.
- 1:43:51Speaker 3: You can fuck up people's plumbing.
- 1:43:55Speaker 2: Well, fool, I'm not saying this.
- 1:43:56Speaker 3: You want to do it.
- 1:43:58Speaker 2: I'm just saying if you want to.
- 1:43:59Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not saying you want to do something safe.
- 1:44:01Speaker 3: He's asking you to fuck some shit up.
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: But, like, you fucking tie the sleeves up in knots,
- 1:44:05Speaker 1: and then you fucking let that.
- 1:44:06Speaker 2: Like, it's going to form a little ball with the knot.
- 1:44:09Speaker 2: Keep doing it, and the fucking first ends are going
- 1:44:12Speaker 2: to get sucked in through the hole, and that fucking
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: knot's going to just fucking be clogged up.
- 1:44:15Speaker 3: You should start a YouTube channel where you just put on, like,
- 1:44:18Speaker 3: a mask so no one sees who you are, but
- 1:44:20Speaker 3: you just.
- 1:44:21Speaker 7: Anonymous page. And just go around places and fuck shit up.
- 1:44:25Speaker 7: Show them how to.
- 1:44:25Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:44:26Speaker 2: Then I get charged with vandalism?
- 1:44:27Speaker 3: This is how you fuck up a toilet. Take an
- 1:44:29Speaker 3: old sweater.
- 1:44:31Speaker 2: Is this nothing but Skid Row people tuning in?
- 1:44:33Speaker 5: Have we not learned from Alex Jones?
- 1:44:35Speaker 3: Yeah, why, dog? Yeah. How to. Next one.
- 1:44:38Speaker 2: Next one. Next one.
- 1:44:39Speaker 3: Have someone you love?
- 1:44:42Speaker 2: Ray's going to sock your ass in the back of
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: the head one day, dog.
- 1:44:45Speaker 1: He's just going to be like, he's going to give
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: you a Homer Simpson punch in the back of the head.
- 1:44:49Speaker 3: A mega putasso, a mega putasso.
- 1:44:51Speaker 2: He's going to mega man your ass.
- 1:44:52Speaker 3: You didn't even know the whole story.
- 1:44:55Speaker 4: Hey, this weed coffee, yo, is something else.
- 1:45:00Speaker 1: The whole fucking Tommy left fucked up.
- 1:45:04Speaker 4: Big head Tommy.
- 1:45:06Speaker 3: Shout out to that.
- 1:45:08Speaker 4: Shout out to Eric Friedman. Next one. Luis Diaz put
- 1:45:11Speaker 4: my FISA skills to test this morning. Got chased by
- 1:45:15Speaker 4: a Cane Corso at one of the pools. Whoa, I sprinted,
- 1:45:20Speaker 4: jumped the wall like XG brought. Like XG thought about
- 1:45:25Speaker 4: the lawsuit, maybe jump back in, but no, it's a Chihuahua,
- 1:45:28Speaker 4: same team.
- 1:45:29Speaker 3: Damn.
- 1:45:30Speaker 4: Damn, either way, dog.
- 1:45:31Speaker 2: Dog, Cane Corsos are huge, bro. That's a big-ass dog.
- 1:45:34Speaker 5: Yeah, man, it would kill me.
- 1:45:35Speaker 4: Sykes562, have any of you TP'd houses? I used to
- 1:45:39Speaker 4: do that quickly now.
- 1:45:41Speaker 2: He just said.
- 1:45:41Speaker 3: I want two time. Nah. Throwing a couple eggs. Throwing
- 1:45:44Speaker 3: a couple toilet paper. Nah, bro.
- 1:45:46Speaker 4: The eggs is wild.
- 1:45:47Speaker 3: Back when the economy was good.
- 1:45:49Speaker 2: I'm not trying to go to jail.
- 1:45:50Speaker 5: Throwing eggs is expensive now.
- 1:45:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:45:54Speaker 4: Commander Roach.
- 1:45:55Speaker 3: Hero. Hero.
- 1:45:56Speaker 6: Hero.
- 1:45:57Speaker 3: Hero.
- 1:45:57Speaker 2: Good luck.
- 1:45:58Speaker 3: Good luck, Hero.
- 1:45:59Speaker 5: Good luck.
- 1:46:00Speaker 3: Sykes.
- 1:46:01Speaker 4: Wetting paper towels and tossing them on the ceiling.
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: Oh, with some soap so it actually sticks.
- 1:46:07Speaker 5: Damn.
- 1:46:08Speaker 2: Put some thought into it.
- 1:46:09Speaker 3: Spitballs.
- 1:46:11Speaker 2: Spitballs.
- 1:46:12Speaker 4: Tony Guillen, so happy GPS is back.
- 1:46:16Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:46:17Speaker 5: That's right.
- 1:46:18Speaker 2: When somebody's taking a shit, you throw paper towels over
- 1:46:21Speaker 2: the thing. They're both so vulnerable. All you hear is like, stop!
- 1:46:30Speaker 6: Bro, I guarantee you, some people were like, before they
- 1:46:33Speaker 6: went to go find out.
- 1:46:34Speaker 2: If he's almost nearby, they're like, I gotta take a shit.
- 1:46:38Speaker 1: I took a shit in the third floor teacher's bathroom.
- 1:46:42Speaker 2: I had the key. Because you knew how many people
- 1:46:44Speaker 2: were waiting for you.
- 1:46:45Speaker 3: To take a shit. The day Eason doesn't come to school,
- 1:46:47Speaker 3: they make an announcement, the whole school's shoulders drop. Ah.
- 1:46:54Speaker 3: Everybody's taking a shit, huh?
- 1:46:56Speaker 4: All right, next one is from that motherfucker. Been busy
- 1:47:00Speaker 4: with work and catch the lives lately. Saludos a todos
- 1:47:04Speaker 4: mis pobres.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: That's right. Saludos, dog.
- 1:47:06Speaker 3: Saludos, homie.
- 1:47:07Speaker 2: Pobres.
- 1:47:08Speaker 3: Pobres. Mama, we are pobres.
- 1:47:11Speaker 5: Sykes.
- 1:47:12Speaker 4: We call that the night pooper.
- 1:47:15Speaker 3: The what?
- 1:47:16Speaker 4: The night pooper.
- 1:47:17Speaker 3: What's a night pooper?
- 1:47:17Speaker 5: I don't know, dog. Next one.
- 1:47:19Speaker 4: Browzy sends us the popcorn emoji.
- 1:47:21Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:47:22Speaker 2: Thank you, dog.
- 1:47:24Speaker 4: Navajos. I'm laughing at work. Skull emojis. Food's funny as fuck.
- 1:47:30Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. Thank you, homie.
- 1:47:32Speaker 5: Gracias, homie.
- 1:47:33Speaker 2: Shout out to all you working out there. Working people.
- 1:47:36Speaker 4: Next one is from Sebastian Andres watching the live from jail. Oh,
- 1:47:41Speaker 4: from Halle.
- 1:47:41Speaker 2: Sorry. I was like, yo.
- 1:47:44Speaker 5: I read it in English.
- 1:47:45Speaker 6: Keep the money for your books. Are you balling like
- 1:47:48Speaker 6: that in jail?
- 1:47:48Speaker 5: Watching the live from Halle.
- 1:47:50Speaker 2: Same team.
- 1:47:50Speaker 3: I was like, they listen to us in jail?
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: I was about to go listen to George Bray's stories.
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: Imagine he's like, after I watched George Bray's, they recommended me.
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: You guys.
- 1:48:01Speaker 3: Everybody in jail, same team, fool.
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: Yo, that's... Damn.
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: If I get a fucking video, because I get videos
- 1:48:08Speaker 1: sent to me, dog, I'll post them up on the Patreon, bro. Like,
- 1:48:11Speaker 1: the other day, bro, there was like, I think it
- 1:48:13Speaker 1: was like two fools in Luchador's mask with a big
- 1:48:15Speaker 1: Nas tank.
- 1:48:16Speaker 5: Damn.
- 1:48:17Speaker 2: Just like, Serb team.
- 1:48:18Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:48:20Speaker 1: And I was just, like, what the fuck are you
- 1:48:21Speaker 1: fools doing? There's other fools hitting Nas tank random places.
- 1:48:24Speaker 2: Like, man, I mean, don't get me wrong. Hey, what's
- 1:48:27Speaker 2: up with.
- 1:48:28Speaker 6: That fat fool that hits the Nas becoming all famous
- 1:48:30Speaker 6: and shit now?
- 1:48:31Speaker 2: Who he's on?
- 1:48:32Speaker 5: Oh, he was, like, I'm right here.
- 1:48:33Speaker 2: I'm right here doing the Nas.
- 1:48:36Speaker 6: You're not with your friend i'm with my friends.
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: You can't just do that shit every day dog yeah.
- 1:48:49Speaker 1: Your nerve system gets affected by like me from doing
- 1:48:52Speaker 1: this brain cells homie for like i mean i would
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: say like my brain stays the same but like like
- 1:48:56Speaker 1: for me like i would say like i definitely damage
- 1:48:58Speaker 1: my nerves on.
- 1:48:59Speaker 2: My fingers I wonder if my leg was hurting. Actually,
- 1:49:04Speaker 2: it was fucking. Yeah, she was hurting. My left leg
- 1:49:07Speaker 2: was hurting for a while.
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: Because I lose feeling in my fucking fingers.
- 1:49:11Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't know.
- 1:49:13Speaker 2: That's fucking crazy.
- 1:49:15Speaker 3: Every time you hear a balloon, your knee twitches.
- 1:49:16Speaker 2: But you got to fucking.
- 1:49:17Speaker 3: I didn't know. I didn't know the side effects. You
- 1:49:19Speaker 3: know what I mean? Well, look.
- 1:49:21Speaker 2: He for sure just... I feel like Ezone's the doctor. Oh, okay. Thanks, Ezone.
- 1:49:26Speaker 2: I was about to go to the doctor to make
- 1:49:28Speaker 2: sure I don't have a tumor.
- 1:49:30Speaker 3: Dr. Ezone. Dr.
- 1:49:31Speaker 2: Ezone. Yeah, dog.
- 1:49:32Speaker 3: It's the nods.
- 1:49:33Speaker 2: With fucking Ezone? With the team?
- 1:49:36Speaker 3: Same team?
- 1:49:37Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got to abuse it, dog. You only
- 1:49:40Speaker 2: did it with us.
- 1:49:41Speaker 3: You did it until your lips got black and blue, though.
- 1:49:43Speaker 2: Yes. One time only.
- 1:49:45Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:49:45Speaker 3: It's my birthday.
- 1:49:47Speaker 4: All right, next one, because we got to run through
- 1:49:49Speaker 4: this bitch. Chris, same team. Man is the painter. There
- 1:49:53Speaker 4: are black Mexicans mostly in Guerrero.
- 1:49:55Speaker 3: Is that true, X? Yep.
- 1:49:57Speaker 2: Blacksicans.
- 1:49:58Speaker 3: Me no black. We no black. Me no black. Me
- 1:50:00Speaker 3: no black. Me no black. Me no black.
- 1:50:03Speaker 2: Next question.
- 1:50:06Speaker 5: True story.
- 1:50:07Speaker 4: Next one. David Enriquez, XG liked the reaction videos. E-Zone,
- 1:50:12Speaker 4: dale gas.
- 1:50:14Speaker 5: Salute.
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: That's right, homie. Thank you.
- 1:50:16Speaker 3: Look, what do you call a black Mexican?
- 1:50:18Speaker 2: Mexican.
- 1:50:19Speaker 3: A Mexican. C-O-N? Come on.
- 1:50:24Speaker 2: Stupid.
- 1:50:24Speaker 3: Hilarious. Just thought of that.
- 1:50:28Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be like Maya.
- 1:50:29Speaker 3: Mexican. J-Lo, come on. You guys love that shit.
- 1:50:33Speaker 2: You guys love that shit.
- 1:50:34Speaker 4: Kids love that shit.
- 1:50:36Speaker 5: I get it now.
- 1:50:38Speaker 4: Nicholas Adams sends us the... I think it's fucking spaghetti music.
- 1:50:44Speaker 2: Ooh, thank you, homie.
- 1:50:45Speaker 3: Gracias.
- 1:50:46Speaker 2: Spaghetti sounds good. Jollibee.
- 1:50:49Speaker 5: You like the spaghetti from Jollibee?
- 1:50:51Speaker 2: Nah, I just said that because it's who hates it.
- 1:50:52Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 1:50:54Speaker 2: Next one.
- 1:50:55Speaker 5: Next one.
- 1:50:56Speaker 4: Swish for days.
- 1:50:57Speaker 5: Good luck.
- 1:50:58Speaker 4: Alex Castro. I heard Nitty gonna open up a sports
- 1:51:02Speaker 4: bar and call it B & B' s Vergas and Beers.
- 1:51:06Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy. I'm gonna use you as my mascot.
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: Is it like a BYOB2? Bring your own bad guy.
- 1:51:15Speaker 2: Bring your own bad guy.
- 1:51:20Speaker 5: Fucking Hex.
- 1:51:22Speaker 3: Alex Castro gets in free.
- 1:51:24Speaker 2: This guy has new ones every time, dog. And they're
- 1:51:28Speaker 2: pretty creative. This one's fucking good, dog.
- 1:51:30Speaker 3: And because he's paying for it.
- 1:51:32Speaker 2: Put him in Chad GPT, dog. Bring him to life.
- 1:51:35Speaker 4: Tino Santos. And then he was throwing gang signs with
- 1:51:37Speaker 4: his toes on fig.
- 1:51:40Speaker 3: You know what that means? This guy also had to
- 1:51:42Speaker 3: be on fig to see that. Right.
- 1:51:44Speaker 2: We were in the same car.
- 1:51:46Speaker 3: We went together. It was the same team.
- 1:51:48Speaker 2: Is that where the bar is at? Is that where
- 1:51:49Speaker 2: the bar is at?
- 1:51:52Speaker 4: Next one is from Saul R. Pa' la mega yesca raffle.
- 1:51:56Speaker 2: You're welcome, dawg. Good luck, homie. This is a big raffle.
- 1:52:01Speaker 4: The next one is from The Bradness. Congrats on $ 80, 000.
- 1:52:04Speaker 4: Same to you.
- 1:52:06Speaker 2: Thank you, homie.
- 1:52:07Speaker 6: Muchas gracias. Thanks for everybody who went and followed us
- 1:52:11Speaker 6: with their girlfriend's fucking account.
- 1:52:12Speaker 2: Every 10,000 ones we go up, we're going to do
- 1:52:14Speaker 2: crazy giveaways. Watch. Leading up to 100K.
- 1:52:17Speaker 4: ZeroFox420 opening a 30th anniversary herb today. Wish me luck.
- 1:52:24Speaker 5: Or ETB.
- 1:52:26Speaker 3: Oh, ETB.
- 1:52:27Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Good luck, bro.
- 1:52:28Speaker 3: Good luck.
- 1:52:29Speaker 2: I hope you get that Mew.
- 1:52:31Speaker 4: Gilbert Partida sends us the cheese.
- 1:52:34Speaker 3: Nice. That's right.
- 1:52:36Speaker 2: Put that shit in the microwave, fool. Right.
- 1:52:38Speaker 4: Alex Castro needed to use his curry sauce as laundry detergent.
- 1:52:43Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:52:45Speaker 4: I should smell.
- 1:52:46Speaker 3: Fabric softener. Straighten the clothes out. Next one is from... Damn.
- 1:52:53Speaker 3: Next one is from Emmanuel Ortiz.
- 1:52:55Speaker 2: Shout out to all y'all.
- 1:52:56Speaker 5: Save Team Pobres.
- 1:53:05Speaker 2: Get your ass, dog.
- 1:53:06Speaker 3: We are pobres. Mama. Wait, guys, the curry thing, that
- 1:53:11Speaker 3: was pretty good. That was funny. That was pretty funny.
- 1:53:15Speaker 2: Taking his shit over the clothes.
- 1:53:18Speaker 3: Only when I'm visiting your house, dog. As soon as
- 1:53:21Speaker 3: Izo has a house party when he gets his new house.
- 1:53:25Speaker 3: Taking his shit on his clothes.
- 1:53:26Speaker 2: For sure. Just squatting over the machine.
- 1:53:34Speaker 3: Bro, tell me this shit ain't medicated.
- 1:53:36Speaker 2: Oh, bro, this coffee is fucking good.
- 1:53:38Speaker 3: This fucking coffee.
- 1:53:40Speaker 5: Oh, man.
- 1:53:41Speaker 3: Damn, man.
- 1:53:42Speaker 2: I thought it was the bong hits, to be honest,
- 1:53:44Speaker 2: but it's not. Can you imagine how your homie feels?
- 1:53:48Speaker 5: Go check on that fool.
- 1:53:49Speaker 10: Someone should check on that fool. Yo, this is... Oh, bro.
- 1:54:03Speaker 2: Fucking dying over here. Yo, go check out Red Ice Coffee.
- 1:54:07Speaker 2: Give me a ring. You want some of this coffee?
- 1:54:10Speaker 2: We're going to get another machine just for this.
- 1:54:14Speaker 5: Fuck.
- 1:54:15Speaker 2: Tampered with already.
- 1:54:16Speaker 4: 100K fucking espresso machine.
- 1:54:19Speaker 2: We're getting our own. We don't smoke the same machine, dog.
- 1:54:21Speaker 2: Like Red Ice said, check on your own.
- 1:54:25Speaker 6: Has he even left the parking lot?
- 1:54:30Speaker 2: Yo, that's great.
- 1:54:34Speaker 3: All right, next one.
- 1:54:35Speaker 4: Shit, bro. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, I'm
- 1:54:39Speaker 4: caught up.
- 1:54:40Speaker 2: Let's do it. Oh, fuck it.
- 1:54:45Speaker 5: Here we go.
- 1:54:45Speaker 4: Joaquin Rodriguez sends us the laughing fox.
- 1:54:49Speaker 2: Salute to you. Thank you so much, dog.
- 1:54:51Speaker 4: Next one. Chorizo Gordo.
- 1:54:54Speaker 5: Saludos, homies.
- 1:54:55Speaker 4: Thank you for the mega podcasto.
- 1:54:59Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man. Thank you for supporting, dog.
- 1:55:01Speaker 3: Good luck. Thank you, homie.
- 1:55:02Speaker 2: Gracias.
- 1:55:03Speaker 4: Vinnie Mac, congratulations on the 80K salute.
- 1:55:07Speaker 2: Thank you for watching, dog.
- 1:55:08Speaker 9: They really want this fucking Dave's Hot Chicken hat, bro.
- 1:55:12Speaker 2: They really want this Dave's Hot Chicken hat. I've never
- 1:55:14Speaker 2: seen them go hard on the super chest.
- 1:55:15Speaker 3: Can you actually get it from Dave's Hot Chicken hat?
- 1:55:17Speaker 5: No, bro.
- 1:55:17Speaker 2: He got it from the chicken himself.
- 1:55:19Speaker 4: From the chicken.
- 1:55:20Speaker 3: Don't wear.
- 1:55:22Speaker 6: It.
- 1:55:22Speaker 5: You could have had it.
- 1:55:23Speaker 3: I don't want it.
- 1:55:24Speaker 2: You could have had it. Now it has fleas. You
- 1:55:27Speaker 2: can't have it. It's for the super chatter.
- 1:55:29Speaker 5: It doesn't matter if you want it.
- 1:55:30Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
- 1:55:30Speaker 2: Damn, fool. We're hella over.
- 1:55:31Speaker 3: Let's go. Yeah.
- 1:55:32Speaker 4: Antonio Alvarado gives us the mic.
- 1:55:35Speaker 5: Thank you, dog.
- 1:55:36Speaker 2: Vinnie Mac.
- 1:55:37Speaker 4: That 100K plaque is long overdue if you ask me.
- 1:55:41Speaker 4: Straight the fuck up.
- 1:55:42Speaker 2: Thank you, man.
- 1:55:43Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
- 1:55:44Speaker 5: But you know, things are things. Saul R.
- 1:55:47Speaker 4: Nitty wants a mega verga tattoo.
- 1:55:50Speaker 3: Put it on my neck.
- 1:55:52Speaker 4: You heard it. Vinnie Maxx sends us the laughing emoji.
- 1:55:56Speaker 4: Nicholas Adams. Hashtag, we don't freestyle the same.
- 1:56:01Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
- 1:56:01Speaker 2: There, you got it over with. Yeah.
- 1:56:03Speaker 3: For real.
- 1:56:03Speaker 4: Swish overdue too.
- 1:56:05Speaker 5: Swish for days. Good luck, Doc.
- 1:56:07Speaker 2: Good luck, homie. Gracias.
- 1:56:09Speaker 5: Luis Diaz. I hope I win.
- 1:56:10Speaker 4: I need a chiclet and a vacation.
- 1:56:13Speaker 2: Who doesn't need a vacation? Yeah, I'm trying to go
- 1:56:15Speaker 2: back to Japan in February.
- 1:56:17Speaker 4: Juan Ortega, Nitty Freestyle, Battle Rap, E-Zone. Good job, E-Zone.
- 1:56:22Speaker 2: Hey, thank you, man. Appreciate it.
- 1:56:24Speaker 6: 100 likes to freestyle like eight mile.
- 1:56:27Speaker 2: Damn.
- 1:56:27Speaker 3: You guys down? Eight bars? Nah.
- 1:56:31Speaker 4: Next one.
- 1:56:32Speaker 3: Next one.
- 1:56:33Speaker 5: Hey, he don't got to do it.
- 1:56:34Speaker 4: He's not obligated to anything anymore.
- 1:56:39Speaker 5: 909 Movement.
- 1:56:40Speaker 4: Shout out at Musubi, Maine.
- 1:56:43Speaker 2: What's up, homie? Hell yeah. Salute to you, dog. I'll
- 1:56:45Speaker 2: see you Sunday.
- 1:56:46Speaker 3: Sunday, pull up.
- 1:56:47Speaker 5: Listening at work.
- 1:56:48Speaker 4: Pull up, pull up. That motherfucker was here for this
- 1:56:51Speaker 4: long-awaited freestyle fire.
- 1:56:53Speaker 3: It's the final game, dog.
- 1:56:55Speaker 2: It's here.
- 1:56:57Speaker 4: Benny Mag sends us the controller saying, good game.
- 1:57:01Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man. Salute to you. Thank you so much.
- 1:57:03Speaker 4: Rolando Valenzuela, high and hungry, hats all day, as fuck, work, represent.
- 1:57:10Speaker 6: High and hungry, hats all day, just don't get arrested
- 1:57:12Speaker 6: with them.
- 1:57:13Speaker 3: Kids are wearing them.
- 1:57:15Speaker 2: Don't get arrested with them. Kids have a jersey on? Yeah.
- 1:57:18Speaker 1: Dude, I saw a picture. My friend had his kid's
- 1:57:22Speaker 1: school picture. I'm like, bro, did nobody told him anything?
- 1:57:25Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
- 1:57:26Speaker 2: He's wearing the jersey.
- 1:57:27Speaker 5: Damn.
- 1:57:28Speaker 3: The teachers are probably like, that's a cool ass kid.
- 1:57:32Speaker 4: Juan Rodriguez, Joaquin Rodriguez, saludos to the best. Mexican podcast
- 1:57:37Speaker 4: in the land. Same team.
- 1:57:38Speaker 3: Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Chocolaty.
- 1:57:42Speaker 2: 420 AGA.
- 1:57:43Speaker 4: Congrats on 80K. Hashtag same team. Mexico flag. America flag.
- 1:57:47Speaker 4: Canada flag. India flag.
- 1:57:49Speaker 3: You know what's missing from there?
- 1:57:51Speaker 4: It's a lot of flags.
- 1:57:52Speaker 3: And El Salvador flag. I'm sorry, dog. Just put a pupusa.
- 1:57:55Speaker 3: Shout out Honduras.
- 1:57:57Speaker 6: Dog, the pupusa game at PuffCon. Go watch the video.
- 1:57:59Speaker 6: You'll see it, dog.
- 1:58:01Speaker 2: Big ass line.
- 1:58:01Speaker 3: It'll be out soon. Nobody was there cooking with their feet.
- 1:58:05Speaker 6: But pupusas Lines Next one Taco Let's not talk about it.
- 1:58:09Speaker 3: There are fucking tacos over there everywhere, bro.
- 1:58:11Speaker 2: There's tacos, fruit there, all that shit. Next question.
- 1:58:13Speaker 4: Next question, Bradness. I'll get same team tatted on my
- 1:58:17Speaker 4: knuckles for free. Just need baby Mothra to do it.
- 1:58:21Speaker 4: Mega same team.
- 1:58:22Speaker 3: That's pretty good. We should all get that done soon.
- 1:58:24Speaker 2: I'm trying to fucking do something in Vegas soon, man.
- 1:58:26Speaker 2: If we could.
- 1:58:27Speaker 1: So to do something in Vegas, dog, we'll have Baby
- 1:58:30Speaker 1: Mothra be there doing the tattoos again.
- 1:58:32Speaker 3: I'll get same team tattoo. That'll be my next tattoo.
- 1:58:34Speaker 3: I'll get same team tattoo.
- 1:58:34Speaker 2: Same team tattoo. I know.
- 1:58:37Speaker 3: They said my nips. I was like, right?
- 1:58:39Speaker 2: Big on one and a nip on the other.
- 1:58:41Speaker 3: Big nips.
- 1:58:44Speaker 4: Nicholas Adams. Roachtown is the nickname for Rochelle, Illinois.
- 1:58:49Speaker 2: That's right.
- 1:58:50Speaker 3: Roachtown, baby.
- 1:58:51Speaker 2: Rochelle.
- 1:58:52Speaker 5: Rochelle.
- 1:58:52Speaker 4: Rolando Valenzuela. Same team, much love from Austin.
- 1:58:57Speaker 2: Shout out. Same team, dawg.
- 1:58:58Speaker 3: I hope you're smoking freely.
- 1:58:59Speaker 2: Jeez, come smoke with us Sunday, baby.
- 1:59:01Speaker 4: Tino Santos 420, sacala, sacala que apesta, but it's just nitty.
- 1:59:07Speaker 4: We don't smoke the same.
- 1:59:09Speaker 3: Damn. What does that mean?
- 1:59:12Speaker 2: You stink.
- 1:59:13Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
- 1:59:14Speaker 6: Like, let's say you're kicking it, and someone said, take
- 1:59:17Speaker 6: it out because it smells, and they're talking about weed,
- 1:59:19Speaker 6: but they're like, damn, it was just nitty.
- 1:59:20Speaker 3: It's fucked up. Too loud for you, fool.
- 1:59:23Speaker 2: It was just nitty.
- 1:59:24Speaker 4: The Boxing Boss.
- 1:59:26Speaker 5: Saludos, y'all.
- 1:59:27Speaker 4: See you guys Sundays.
- 1:59:28Speaker 2: Saludos, dawg.
- 1:59:31Speaker 3: Rain or shine, we're doing it. Yeah, we are.
- 1:59:34Speaker 2: We're going to eat mariscos regardless.
- 1:59:37Speaker 4: Michael Taylor, that Spider-Man ring was too dope. Had to
- 1:59:41Speaker 4: grab that on the High Hungry site. Loving all the
- 1:59:45Speaker 4: merch drops. Salute to the table. And Ray, same team.
- 1:59:49Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I will ship that out either
- 1:59:52Speaker 1: today or tomorrow. Appreciate you buying that. I always hook
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: up the people who buy the jewelry. I got more
- 1:59:58Speaker 1: pieces being uploaded and more pieces being made. So I
- 2:00:01Speaker 1: can make those pieces anybody's size. If you want it,
- 2:00:05Speaker 1: if you want any of those rings your sizes.
- 2:00:06Speaker 2: I own the molds and I had them made so
- 2:00:08Speaker 2: I can do the, you know, do them anytime.
- 2:00:12Speaker 4: Anytime, anywhere. Next one is from Swish4Days. Good luck.
- 2:00:16Speaker 3: Hi, my.
- 2:00:17Speaker 5: Let's go Dodgers.
- 2:00:18Speaker 3: Dodgers. Let's go, dog.
- 2:00:21Speaker 4: Let's go, Los Angeles team. MikeyMeal420 or Miklo. Shout out.
- 2:00:26Speaker 4: We don't smoke the same. Been loyal to the secret
- 2:00:28Speaker 4: menu for years.
- 2:00:29Speaker 3: That's right.
- 2:00:30Speaker 2: That's right, dog.
- 2:00:31Speaker 4: That's right.
- 2:00:33Speaker 3: That's right. GG1199. Same team. Same team.
- 2:00:38Speaker 4: And the last one, the boxing boss sends us laughing emojis,
- 2:00:42Speaker 4: cactus emojis, red balloons, and a lot more of emojis
- 2:00:45Speaker 4: because it's hilarious up in this bit.
- 2:00:47Speaker 3: That's right.
- 2:00:48Speaker 2: We had a good time for sure.
- 2:00:49Speaker 3: And that's it. Yeah, dude.
- 2:00:50Speaker 2: And that shit's fucking good.
- 2:00:51Speaker 1: I could see Nitty when he was texting like when
- 2:00:53Speaker 1: we were laughing.
- 2:00:54Speaker 2: He's like, damn, bro. I feel bad for my boy.
- 2:00:57Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I messaged him. He's all right. I didn't
- 2:01:01Speaker 3: get a response.
- 2:01:02Speaker 2: No, he's fine. I don't think he's fit.
- 2:01:03Speaker 3: I'm sure he's fine.
- 2:01:04Speaker 2: He's fine. Dude, that shit hits.
- 2:01:06Speaker 3: Don't lie.
- 2:01:06Speaker 7: I didn't notice it, but when he got up, there
- 2:01:08Speaker 7: was like a bang, but I didn't know what that was.
- 2:01:10Speaker 3: I know.
- 2:01:10Speaker 2: No, he hit his knee on the table. Oh.
- 2:01:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:01:13Speaker 5: Don't trip.
- 2:01:14Speaker 1: We're going to fucking change the backdrop and hopefully get
- 2:01:17Speaker 1: a new table soon. I've been looking at a few
- 2:01:19Speaker 1: of them. It's going to be more practical. We're going
- 2:01:21Speaker 1: to have to move some stuff out of here. Not
- 2:01:22Speaker 1: that much, but we'll definitely make it more practical so
- 2:01:27Speaker 1: everybody gets their own shot.
- 2:01:29Speaker 5: Maybe we might even switch up to another thing. Not
- 2:01:31Speaker 5: even a table.
- 2:01:32Speaker 2: You never know. It's levitating. The standing pod? No, dude,
- 2:01:39Speaker 2: Will will fight you for that, dog. Standing room only
- 2:01:42Speaker 2: is DJ Will's thing.
- 2:01:43Speaker 6: Bro, so you haven't met DJ Will, but DJ Will's
- 2:01:47Speaker 6: a character, homie. And this fool does weird, crazy shit,
- 2:01:50Speaker 6: and he said, we're going to be watching shit sideways
- 2:01:54Speaker 6: one day, like the way we watch videos now.
- 2:01:56Speaker 2: You know how we just watch it now.
- 2:01:58Speaker 6: And he started a podcast called the Standing Room Only Podcast, and.
- 2:02:01Speaker 2: He started interviewing people standing only.
- 2:02:04Speaker 6: And then he'd be like, yeah, I have stand-up comics
- 2:02:06Speaker 6: because all they do is stand-up.
- 2:02:08Speaker 2: It's in their name. He's like the weirdest character.
- 2:02:12Speaker 3: Yeah, you can find it.
- 2:02:13Speaker 2: It's called the Standing Room Only Podcast. He puts one
- 2:02:14Speaker 2: podcast out a year. It's called DJ Will. He's interviewed
- 2:02:17Speaker 2: George Perez. Yeah, he's interviewed George Perez and Joel Jimenez.
- 2:02:21Speaker 2: Ray fucking produces it low-key. He puts it together. The
- 2:02:25Speaker 2: shitty shit he gives it, Ray figures it out.
- 2:02:27Speaker 5: Every year, he hits me up. Hey, you know what?
- 2:02:30Speaker 5: Can we do this? I'm like, who the fuck?
- 2:02:32Speaker 2: Standing Room Only, DJ Will's podcast. He uses his idea.
- 2:02:35Speaker 2: Don't steal it. Once a year.
- 2:02:36Speaker 3: Once a year.
- 2:02:37Speaker 2: Two episodes a year.
- 2:02:39Speaker 5: All right, you guys.
- 2:02:39Speaker 2: We're definitely long overdue. I do want to thank everybody
- 2:02:44Speaker 2: once again. You guys got your fucking freestyle. Let's go
- 2:02:47Speaker 2: ahead and pick the winners. First winner is going to be.
- 2:02:55Speaker 2: Let's go, baby.
- 2:02:55Speaker 3: Come on, come on, come on. Winner, winner. Good luck.
- 2:02:57Speaker 6: This one's going to be a good one. That's for
- 2:02:58Speaker 6: the Dave's Hot Chicken hat right there. Dave's Hot Chicken hat.
- 2:03:01Speaker 6: Let's run it, baby.
- 2:03:03Speaker 2: Sandy Cheeks 805. Sandy Cheese.
- 2:03:08Speaker 6: It sounds like she likes the Dave's Hot Chicken sandwich.
- 2:03:10Speaker 2: Congratulations.
- 2:03:11Speaker 3: You got a jar. What did Dave's Hot Chicken promise you?
- 2:03:15Speaker 2: Can I go over the prizes, damn it?
- 2:03:17Speaker 1: You got yourself a jar, and you got yourself the
- 2:03:19Speaker 1: Puffco Core Cup and the stupid hat.
- 2:03:23Speaker 7: Dave's Hot Chicken promised him something, dawg. He's low-key doing this.
- 2:03:28Speaker 7: He's on some Dave's shit.
- 2:03:30Speaker 2: Let's pick the second winner.
- 2:03:32Speaker 1: All right.
- 2:03:33Speaker 2: Second winner is going to be... Xavier, fucking roll your R's, dawg.
- 2:03:41Speaker 5: Oh, shit.
- 2:03:43Speaker 2: Luis Diaz X91.
- 2:03:45Speaker 3: That's right.
- 2:03:46Speaker 2: Luis Diaz X91.
- 2:03:48Speaker 3: Congratulitos.
- 2:03:51Speaker 2: And the last winner.
- 2:03:53Speaker 5: Here we go.
- 2:03:54Speaker 2: Sunday, guys. Sunday. Pull up Sunday. We're going to have
- 2:03:56Speaker 2: all this shit available there, too. Who's the winner?
- 2:03:59Speaker 3: He's on.
- 2:04:00Speaker 2: A little ass fucking roll. Fernando in Tahoe. Fernando in Tahoe.
- 2:04:09Speaker 2: That's the homie right there.
- 2:04:11Speaker 3: Tahoe.
- 2:04:11Speaker 2: Congratulations, everybody who won today. I do want to thank
- 2:04:15Speaker 2: everybody who made it possible.
- 2:04:16Speaker 1: Big shout out to Red Ice Coffee LA. Once again,
- 2:04:19Speaker 1: if you are going to pull up on Sunday, just
- 2:04:21Speaker 1: pull up. Plenty of parking.
- 2:04:22Speaker 2: Correa's Mariscos has a patio.
- 2:04:24Speaker 1: Going to have music. 15 plus vendors. If you're trying
- 2:04:27Speaker 1: to vend, let me know.
- 2:04:28Speaker 2: I don't care, bro. If you're trying to resell some shit,
- 2:04:30Speaker 2: just pull up. Have a tent. I'll give you a spot, dog.
- 2:04:32Speaker 3: Like, you know what I mean?
- 2:04:33Speaker 2: Especially if you watch the show. So let me know.
- 2:04:35Speaker 2: No food.
- 2:04:36Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 2:04:36Speaker 2: Because we got to fucking, you know.
- 2:04:38Speaker 1: Support the homie Correas, dog. We want to make sure
- 2:04:40Speaker 1: he sells out. He makes tacos. He makes mariscos. He
- 2:04:43Speaker 1: makes a whole bunch of other stuff. But it is
- 2:04:46Speaker 1: an early event, 9.30 to 3 o'clock. And you can
- 2:04:49Speaker 1: go ahead and get yourself some of the coffee we've
- 2:04:51Speaker 1: been drinking.
- 2:04:52Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 2:04:53Speaker 1: Maybe not the special one, but the regular bomb-ass coffee
- 2:04:56Speaker 1: from Red Ice Coffee LA.
- 2:04:58Speaker 2: Anything you want to say, Red Ice?
- 2:05:00Speaker 5: No, pull up.
- 2:05:01Speaker 14: Pull up this Sunday, Correas. You guys already know. Shout
- 2:05:04Speaker 14: out to the We Don't Smoke the Same to all
- 2:05:06Speaker 14: the homies.
- 2:05:06Speaker 3: Nitty, XG. Ray.
- 2:05:08Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 2:05:09Speaker 3: What flavor did I get?
- 2:05:10Speaker 2: That was dulce de leche.
- 2:05:12Speaker 3: Oh, dulce de leche.
- 2:05:13Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 2:05:13Speaker 3: That was fucking dulce delicious. Yeah, shout out, man.
- 2:05:15Speaker 2: Let's go.
- 2:05:15Speaker 5: We're Sunday.
- 2:05:16Speaker 3: Pull up.
- 2:05:16Speaker 5: It's going to be good.
- 2:05:18Speaker 2: I'm going to for sure bring mosquito repellent. Fuck these
- 2:05:20Speaker 2: mosquitoes invading LA. It's bad like that?
- 2:05:22Speaker 5: Yeah, bro.
- 2:05:23Speaker 2: They don't want your blood.
- 2:05:26Speaker 3: All right.
- 2:05:27Speaker 2: Nitty, you got.
- 2:05:28Speaker 3: Any shout outs? Shout out to you guys.
- 2:05:30Speaker 7: Number one Mexican podcast in the world. Thank you guys
- 2:05:32Speaker 7: for helping us get to 80K. Only upwards from here.
- 2:05:35Speaker 7: I'm in L.A., West L.A., West Hollywood. Laugh Garden Comedy.
- 2:05:40Speaker 7: It's like a comedy show in a public garden.
- 2:05:43Speaker 3: It's pretty dope. Friday, I'm in Hermosa Beach. Two shows.
- 2:05:47Speaker 3: Don't Tell Comedy.
- 2:05:48Speaker 7: If you want to come, go to DontTellComedy.com. Saturday, I'm
- 2:05:52Speaker 7: in Sherman Oaks for a show.
- 2:05:54Speaker 3: Same thing. And Sunday, we'll see you at fucking the
- 2:05:58Speaker 3: fucking event, dog.
- 2:06:00Speaker 2: Yep.
- 2:06:00Speaker 3: Early.
- 2:06:01Speaker 2: Nice and early.
- 2:06:01Speaker 3: Be there.
- 2:06:02Speaker 2: You know he's only going to.
- 2:06:03Speaker 3: Be there at 8. Get your mega potasos. I know.
- 2:06:05Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He'll be there at 9. He'll
- 2:06:07Speaker 2: be ready to go.
- 2:06:09Speaker 3: Ray?
- 2:06:10Speaker 4: Shout out to God and Wifey. And shout out to
- 2:06:13Speaker 4: all the people who reached us to 80K. Congrats to y'all, man.
- 2:06:19Speaker 4: We wouldn't do it without you guys. Simple as that, man.
- 2:06:22Speaker 4: So this shit means a lot. Let's get it to
- 2:06:25Speaker 4: 100 and see what happens after that. We got more
- 2:06:27Speaker 4: stuff for y'all, man.
- 2:06:28Speaker 3: Get a plaque.
- 2:06:29Speaker 4: Got more stuff for y'all coming.
- 2:06:31Speaker 6: Hit that like button subscribe thank you guys again we
- 2:06:33Speaker 6: got guest on guest the fucking months already booked so
- 2:06:36Speaker 6: we've been having booked all the way to January so
- 2:06:38Speaker 6: expect guests here all the time Tuesdays and.
- 2:06:41Speaker 2: Thursdays 930 pull up we're either.
- 2:06:43Speaker 6: Super caffeinated or stoned or both at the same time.
- 2:06:46Speaker 2: Go check out my reviews.
- 2:06:49Speaker 6: And my action reviews whatever the fuck I call them
- 2:06:50Speaker 6: I'm faded Hit that like button, subscribe, and we'll see
- 2:06:53Speaker 6: you guys Sunday.
- 2:06:54Speaker 2: Pull up. Same team, baby.
- 2:06:55Speaker 3: Can we put in a night episode? Can we like
- 2:06:57Speaker 3: lock it in?
- 2:06:58Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm down with that. Let's have Tommy do the
- 2:06:59Speaker 2: night episode with us.
- 2:07:00Speaker 3: So we can drink. Let's just give a date right
- 2:07:02Speaker 3: now so everybody knows.
- 2:07:03Speaker 2: Okay, we're not going to just decide right now what
- 2:07:05Speaker 2: we're going to do.
- 2:07:05Speaker 3: We're not fucked up.
- 2:07:06Speaker 6: Because we've been trying to get you to do it.
- 2:07:07Speaker 2: Me and Nitty are with it. Come on. We tried
- 2:07:09Speaker 2: to do it on Monday, but this Monday, it don't
- 2:07:11Speaker 2: be too soon because of the fucking show. Well, we'll
- 2:07:13Speaker 2: definitely lock it in for you guys.
- 2:07:15Speaker 3: Patreon only.
- 2:07:16Speaker 2: That's got to be it.
- 2:07:17Speaker 3: No, bro.
- 2:07:18Speaker 2: It's got to be. You fools better come in in
- 2:07:20Speaker 2: a costume, dog.
- 2:07:20Speaker 3: For October. Then we just do it regular live.
- 2:07:23Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:07:23Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
- 2:07:24Speaker 2: But you got to grab a costume.
- 2:07:24Speaker 3: Okay. We'll get drunk. We'll wear a costume. All right.
- 2:07:28Speaker 3: All right.
- 2:07:28Speaker 2: We'll fucking see you.
- 2:07:30Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
- 2:07:30Speaker 2: Damn, it's my turn.
- 2:07:32Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody, for getting us to 80K. It's been
- 2:07:35Speaker 1: surreal on this fucking adventure. It's gone through so much
- 2:07:38Speaker 1: ups and downs. 100K is going to feel so much sweeter.
- 2:07:40Speaker 1: Got a lot of events we're planning for you guys.
- 2:07:42Speaker 1: Yesterday's price is not today's price because we keep fucking
- 2:07:47Speaker 1: growing and the numbers don't fucking lie. Thank you, everybody. FlavorsbyEzone.com.
- 2:07:52Speaker 1: I just posted up a bunch of new stuff that
- 2:07:54Speaker 1: I added on there. Some of it collectibles. Some of
- 2:07:56Speaker 1: it just stuff that I thought was cool for the resale.
- 2:07:59Speaker 1: And I will be adding... a lot more, more, a
- 2:08:01Speaker 1: lot more other stuff and really releasing some other t-shirts
- 2:08:04Speaker 1: on the website as well. I'll be adding stuff to
- 2:08:06Speaker 1: the whatnot. So just, just follow me on all this stuff.
- 2:08:09Speaker 1: Flavors by ease on or flavors by zone.com.
- 2:08:12Speaker 2: Um, I don't know.
- 2:08:13Speaker 3: No fools.
- 2:08:14Speaker 2: Don't, don't be, don't be talking about a fool. Start
- 2:08:16Speaker 2: rapping again. All right. All right, dawg. So with that
- 2:08:20Speaker 2: being said, tune in and watch the Green Thumb Show.
- 2:08:22Speaker 2: Peace out, fools.
- 2:08:23Speaker 3: Peace.