News Roundup: Bezos Buys the Met Gala, Gen Alpha Brain Rot, & The Danish Deception
This week’s News Roundup is unhinged in the best way. Julia and Sasa break down Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez taking over the 2026 Met Gala, Sol de Janeiro’s Gen Alpha–bait “6/7” drop, and TikTok’s Danish Deception — a Bachelor alum’s $300K scam saga that feels straight out of Tinder Swindler.
They also get into Perelel Health’s $27M raise, Oddity Tech’s massive growth (METHODI, Il Makiage, & Spoiled Child), the latest Australian sunscreen recall, and the bigger story behind beauty, culture, and why everyone keeps lying. Hotter. Smarter. And slightly more unwell.
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