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EDIBLES ANYONE??? · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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Tension. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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and my Co host is here with me, the Barbie.
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Hi. Yeah.
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So Goldentagen, Barbie and I were just having a discussion.
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She was at the party. I was.
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Ruby wanted to have her top her. That was shocking.
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I thought it was a trap. And then she's like, Oh, well,
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you know, Barbie, you can look through my toy bag.
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Ruby's toys are so scary for me. Pulled out was a rubber flogger
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with like razor blades. Like what the fuck?
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I was like, this is a medieval torture device.
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Like my bag is just full of like like heart-shaped paddles and
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stuff. And then I look into Ruby's bag
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and I'm like, there's dead people in here.
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I can't. She keeps theirs in the trunk,
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not in her bag. Barbie.
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Yeah, Ruby's hardcore. She is much more than I Ruby is
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more of a brutalist and I'm more of a centralist, I feel.
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And, you know, we, we each bring something unique.
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Yeah. I think to our, to our talents,
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you know, in the dungeon. I think we all have our own.
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What's the word I want to use? Vibe.
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Yeah, you can use vibe. And I think that, you know, when
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we're in there, we all have our own unique way of doing things,
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you know? So you were just saying really?
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Or you're like a sensualist and you know touching other people
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to you is an intimate act. Well, that's my issue sometimes,
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like with playing with people, like some I'm friends with Ruby,
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but like I don't, I feel like I'm not super close with Ruby.
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So like when we were doing it, I didn't really know what to do
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because I was like, well, I don't, I don't want to touch her
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because that feels inappropriate.
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But then I'm like hitting her and then I'm like, so I hit her
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for probably like 5 minutes and then I was like all that because
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like I usually only play with like people.
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I'm like, like involved with and so that makes it very different.
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Like when you're like like sleeping with somebody you
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playing with like and get very intimate.
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And the only other person I really play with that parties is
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an old friend of mine. And like it's different because
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I've known them forever and I don't know, I just get so
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nervous and I'm just like, I don't know what to do.
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I don't want to be rude. I don't want to violate this
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woman. Well, you know, and Ruby was
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talking about it with all of us on a Sunday after the party.
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And she was like, you know, I wanted Barbie to get in the
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practice. She's like, and I really needed
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to be topped, you know, I really needed to feel.
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It was not the best. Submissive.
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Yeah, but you know, you know, the thing of it is you all don't
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know each other that well, like you said.
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And that makes all the difference, especially.
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For me, like with playing, like call me a prude if you like, I
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don't know, I just get all like locked up when it's someone I
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don't know. But like also it's with clients,
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it's a bit different for me as well because it's private.
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You know, we're in the dungeon by ourselves, you know, the
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lighting, so the music's there. So being like more touchy with
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a, with a client is a bit different for me as well than it
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is like somebody that I'm like somewhat friends with.
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Like it almost feels weirder. To like.
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To like, touch someone like you're friends with.
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And so I feel bad because like, she's like, do you want to
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practice? And I was like, yeah.
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And then we get up there and like 20 million people are in
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the room and they're all standing there holding toys of
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rubies and the passing me toys. And I was like, and one of them
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kept trying to hand me the scariest rubber dragon tail
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ever. And I'm like, do not hand me the
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scariest toy I've ever seen in my life.
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Well, because I didn't want to. I didn't want to hurt Ruby.
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And I know Ruby likes all the toys she owns because she uses
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them all herself, she said. But I was just like, look, I
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don't have the experience to use a rubber dragon tail.
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But I think Ruby wanted me to practice because she saw me mess
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up a whip in the dungeon twice. So I was too close to my friend
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and I missed twice. And she was like Barbie.
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And I was like, I saw her. And then later she was like, do
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you want to come practice? I was like, got to say yes, she
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saw me fuck up earlier. You know, it happens, you know,
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and I know that, you know, you're, you're so new to this.
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But as I tell people, when you go in there, you listen to
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clients, you gauge their their reactions, you listen to what
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they want and you try to make their fantasy reality, you know,
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and I think that's, that's the key.
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I think you get an A for effort and you're going to make
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mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes.
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You know, there's that learning curve.
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Because I am I am new. I'm still under a year of doing
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it professionally, so I feel like I'm still in that stage
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where it's like, yeah, some things you just can't prepare
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for till you interact with it. That's true.
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You know, can't, can't prepare someone for every single variant
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of like situation out there. Sometimes things just happen,
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you know? You know, I have a very good
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friend of mine and she came out of state because she really
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wants to be a professional Dom. And, you know, we talked about a
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lot of different things and it was really, you know, when she
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asked me specific things, I was just like, well, you know, the
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only way you can really get the experience is by doing it
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yourself. You know, I said, let's run ads.
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You know, we will. I'll reach out to a couple of my
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local regulars and, you know, you can just kind of, you know,
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watch and participate and you can help me.
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And she learned a lot is what I, I really believe she did.
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I think that she felt more confident about it.
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You know, the one kind of client that we didn't get though, and
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she really wants to learn more about is cross dressing.
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Oh, you know that was we did that on my.
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First day, I think, yeah, we had a lot of clients, my first.
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Day. Yes.
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Yes, we did. I got to see a variety.
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Of things you sure did and he was a fun crossdresser too.
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Sweets pie he was because you remember he came in he already
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had his heels like he dressed up I.
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Think he already had like booty shorts on?
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We put a little leotard on him. Yeah, he.
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Also wanted to do the back bed. Yeah, he was in there most of
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the night. See.
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And that's so easy. Love the back bed clients.
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Right I. Love it.
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We have a client that that goes in the back bed for what, two
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hours? Yes, that's all he wants.
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That's all he wants, just in the back bed for two full hours and
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like, we'll like hit him with a flogger here and there just to
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keep him on his toes, but right. And then I'll take, you know,
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the, the latex Lube that's, you know, good for the latex back
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bed anyway. And I'll pour it on him, and
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I'll rub him and I'll tickle him.
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And you know, because you can still feel, you know, while
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you're under there. But he says, you know, his mind
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just shuts down. He said he's almost fallen
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asleep several times. I.
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Liked it when I was in there, I just didn't have the earplugs in
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so it freaked me out because I thought my eardrums were going
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to fly out of my. Head Yeah, yeah, he can't stand
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there very long at all without your earplugs.
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No, it was pretty nice. Like I feel like if I could
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control it myself from the inside, I'd like it, you know
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what I mean? I wish there was like a way to
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do that right? Because I think what I dislike
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is having to have someone there. I don't know why, maybe I am a
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prude. No, I I totally get it because I
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remember how you were telling me you're like, yeah, when I do an
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edible, I just go in the shower. Turn the lights off.
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Sit in the sit at the bottom of the shower.
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Turn the lights off. I'm like, yeah, it's funny
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because people like, oh, do you smoke?
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Not with people. Me getting high is a private
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experience. Yeah, you know, do you feel like
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it's a vulnerable point? I don't.
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I think I just like being by myself.
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Yeah, I guess I was just like experiencing it by myself.
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Yeah. I'll make myself a little
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dinner. I'll take my little edible and
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then I'll go find a nice little corner to sit in and then I'll
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see you in six hours and then I go to bed.
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I wish I could say the one time that I had edibles was a
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pleasant experience, but it was a horrible experience.
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Gave me some edibles at the party and I didn't get high.
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I got sleepy, but Rabbit took some and it didn't hit him until
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he got home and then he felt like it would never end.
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He's texting us like guys, I am so high, right?
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Now, Oh, God, yeah. You know, a client had given me
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some about a year and a half ago, and I had never, never even
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had an edible. And I thought, oh, OK, you know,
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a little cookie. So I had a cookie.
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And I was like, well, that's weird.
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This really hasn't taken effect. I think you told me this and I
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was on your way to the mall. I hit you.
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Yeah, and I forgot that I had even taken it because my back
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was bothering me. Yeah.
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And I thought, oh, it'll relax me.
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So I laid down for like an hour and then I got up to go to the
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mall and Bree was with me and I was driving and I started seeing
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like tunnel, like a tunnel in my mind.
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And I was like tunnel vision. I was like, oh Lord, I was like,
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what's wrong? What?
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What is so? This is so amusing to me.
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Like so. I've been hiding them all.
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I was so fucked up. No, I was driving.
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I was on the. Illegal Mia.
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I was on the Interstate. I'd forgotten I had taken it, I
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was so drained. I am once.
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I took an edible and my sorry, I didn't mean they're up, but no,
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me and my friend, we were at her house and she lived a mile away
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from a Wendy's. So we took the edible and I said
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in like 20 minutes later I was like, let's go to Wendy's before
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the edible hit. So we have food.
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Yeah. And we drive up there, we get
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our food, and as I'm leaving the edible, it hits.
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And I was like, oh God. So I had to drive the mile back
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to her house. I literally felt like I was
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playing a video game. It's probably some of the best
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driving I ever did because I just was focusing so hard on not
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messing up. Well, you know when it hit me
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and I realized I just started dying laughing like so hard.
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I get. Into giggle fits too.
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So I was on my way to the mall and I said, hey, let's go to
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Culver's. And I mean, I never, when I go
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to Culver's, I usually just get a little ice cream, that's it.
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But man, I got like a peanut butter and chocolate shake.
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I got the cheese curds, some French fries.
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I was like, God, I'm hungry. You know, that happened to me
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and me and Charles at one of your parties a few parties ago.
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So a girl was like, do you want to hit my pin?
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And we were like, how strong is it?
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And she was like, not strong at all.
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We didn't know she was a a giant Stoner.
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Oh my God. So we took little hits.
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We got the munchies so bad before the party.
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We were fucking up that charcuterie board and the party
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hadn't even started yet. We're like, we have to replace
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all this. He was fucked up.
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He came out pretty quickly. His did not.
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He was so fucked up. He came out and he was like Mia.
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I'll smoke drugs, I'll smoke a pin with somebody like a vape,
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like the weed vapes, because you get you're not high long.
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Yeah, that's the thing about edibles.
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You're high so long that it's like if I got took an edible
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with somebody, we're both going to be high for so long.
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And that just sounds like hell. I was like, if you want to be
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high together, someone just needs to go get one of the pins
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or something because I don't like smoking a joint.
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That's just yucky. It makes me want to throw up.
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Wow, I used to love it when my niece introduced me to what is
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it the the vaporizer. What do you think?
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What do you call those where you put water in it?
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Diffuser. Diffuser.
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There you go. I love diffuser.
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And she would put ice in it and God, it was amazing.
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Sometimes I'll I'll boil water and I'll put my face over the
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boiling water to see my face. See.
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Yeah, A. Good sweat is good for the skin
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sometimes. It is, but inhaling it to me has
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never bothered me. But that edible, I was sick all
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through the day, all through the night, and I didn't feel right
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until the next day. The only time I ever got sick
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off an edible, it was so psychosomatic.
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I had just convinced myself I needed to throw up and I didn't
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throw up. And I was like, you don't throw
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up, you're going to get sick. And I was like, I just convinced
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myself I had to throw up. And then I did it.
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And then afterwards I'm like, I'm still high.
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That didn't work. Oh my God that sucks.
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It was so weird too. My brain just like, convinced
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itself this had to happen and it did not need to happen.
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God bless SO. Back to the party.
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Back to the party, tell us what was your take on it?
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The party was really fun. It was much more condensed space
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wise and I feel like that was really beneficial for the party.
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I felt like it it forced people to kind of mingle and be around
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each other because it rained for the first hour or two.
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So like all the outside area like was unavailable.
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And so like I noticed people were like talking to each other
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a lot more than you'd usually see.
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Like they like a lot of small talk.
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Yeah, they really engaged and it was your idea.
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You told me you're like, you know, put the put the tents over
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closer to the house, close off that side yard and it worked.
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It worked. Better because if you had like
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300 people showing up to your party, we would need all that
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space. But if we're only having like 75
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people, you know, yeah, it's like it's easy to just condense
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it, force them all to bump elbows.
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That's what the cut these kind of parties are for anyways.
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Yeah, we've had less than 100 all through summer.
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It's it's been crazy, but it works.
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It works out because. They're more consistent and oh,
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I can just catch the next one. But when you go back to doing
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them sporadically, people will be more inclined to go to them.
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Oh yeah, well I'm not having any this winter so they're going to
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be shit out a lot. I thought you're doing one in
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October. Well, it's still fall true.
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You know, are you going to do one in February then?
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No, February is my birthday. Oh.
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Happy birthday. Thanks you too.
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So you coming back in March or something?
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Probably March or April. My birthday month see.
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Yeah, it's right there. I knew it was right there, but
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yeah, you know, fuck that. I don't want to do anything
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during the winter. I don't think you know.
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Yeah, I mean. It's a lot of fucking work.
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It is. And honestly I like, I run
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events and stuff too, and December holidays, not a good
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time for events. Like people just don't go big.
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People are saving up for holidays, they're travelling.
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Like no one wants to spend the door fee on things like yeah,
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like we're only having a show in December.
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Like, we weren't going to, and we decided to have a show in
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December just because so many people want to be in our shows.
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So we're just going to do a showcase or something like yeah.
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But. No, the party was really fun.
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We we closed off some like the kitchen from like the living
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room and it kind of made it like a little bit of a viewing area
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for like the the orgy bed we had.
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Yeah, that were a tank, right? Yeah, and I think honestly,
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having that kind of like area would be cool because I, I
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noticed people were more likely to like play with each other
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too, because they were all forced to sit there and look.
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At each other, Look at each other.
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Exactly. So tell us, you know, I know
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what you do on the side, but a lot of people don't realize you
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do drag shows. I do.
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I do drag shows and I do performance art and I'm also a
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normal artist too. Right, of course you are.
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I have all the jobs parents don't want your kids to have.
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Drag queen, dominatrix and artist making Mama proud.
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Right, So what do you do in your drag shows?
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Well, so I run and I've run a group called the Sapphic Stage
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and we've only put on two events so far.
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We're very new to like the scene.
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And so our first one went really good.
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We had like over 100 people show up.
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We didn't do anything too crazy because you know, the venue was
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kind of strict. Like they were like, they paid
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well, but they were kind of like, you can't do this.
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Like you need to look classy, see, like, you know, so it was
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definitely everyone had to be like fully covered and like, not
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that we're like doing nudie shows or anything like that, but
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you definitely had to like, it was a bit more effort, you know,
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to do it. And they also like were very
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picky about what events they host.
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So we didn't really have a lot of creative freedom, but it was
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a lovely venue. We did enjoy working there, but
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we got booked at a different venue, which is really nice
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because this venue is like one of the punk venues around.
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They, they told us you can do anything you want as long as
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like you clean up your mess when you're done.
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And we were like, don't tell us that, right?
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So we, we were able to do so much more.
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Like we had a whole fire show. We had someone doing a human
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pincushion act and it was freak show themed.
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It was a drag show, freak show. So that's why we had like so
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many different kinds of people. We had a girl doing aerial
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performances. She like hung from a hoop and
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then she hung from chains like and she we were all like wearing
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like 8 inch stripper fetish heels.
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I. Don't know how you do it.
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It was crazy. And then, of course, you know,
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Rabbit was in it and Rabbit wore his little clown costume and he
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had the little pasties on and was running around the room and
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everyone loved it. It honestly was such a cool show
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that like people were like, this is one of the best shows the
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city has seen in like a hot minute.
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I was like, yes. I can imagine why it would be.
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I mean they, they. We put in the effort and I was.
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Gonna say just the costumes alone were crazy.
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No. And it was so cool because like,
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like, because we're a bunch of like girls or like a fab people
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like doing drag, which is not very popular.
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So we were really excited that our events have just been going
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so well because it's kind of like a, well, we're going to do
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it too, you know, right, Because a lot of the people I book had
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issues getting booked and with like more traditional drag
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Queens that are men, they just, they really wouldn't book us.
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And if they did, they would only book one of us per show kind of
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thing. Like just as a like a like, oh,
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there's one, you know what I mean, just to include.
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But we were like, no, we, I think we need to make our own
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space at this point. But we kind of did it and now
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we're, we're really demolishing at it and we're really.
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Excited about it. That's so exciting.
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I know it is super cool and our next one's Halloween and of
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course like it's going to be insane.
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Like I've already, they're already all thinking of things
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they want to do. We're probably going to buy a
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few tarps for that show with the amount of bloodshed that.
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Might happen, right? Well, now you need to go like to
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bigger cities. That's the plan.
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Like my Co host who runs it, she's moving to LA in January so
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she's hoping to maybe bring some shows over there and there'd
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just be two sex of it. And but yeah, our next show, our
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next big show after the Halloween one is going to be in
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February, hopefully. We're hoping to do like a
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Valentine's Day burlesque show. We think that'd be very.
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Cute. Oh, I'm sure it will.
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Without a doubt. I know it's so exciting because.
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All of the girls commit so hard, like they're all my friends and
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I love them. And you'll be like, hey, guys,
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can you be in the show? And they're like, yes.
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And we're going to commit to the bit so hard.
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We're going to do like everything we can.
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And it's just like, yes, thank you.
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So aside from that and your other job is being a dominatrix,
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what are the perks? Well, I I like that, like the
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schedules flexible and it's honestly just, it's a fun, it's
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a conversation starter. I don't mention it a ton, yeah,
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but it is, it is interesting to have like, not it, it feels like
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not a real job, but it is a real job.
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Yeah. It is just funny.
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Like when people are like asked what you do, I'm always like,
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well, what do I say? Do I say drag queen or
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dominatrix? Both sound bad and both have a
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lot of questions tied to it. Oh shit.
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I, I usually just, I usually just say, oh, I'm a freelance
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artist or something like that. And that also has a ton of
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questions tied to it. All right, so I'm going to tell
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you a story. So I've gone to my podiatrist,
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yeah, probably about nine months ago.
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Nice guy. I knew him from years ago
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because he knew what I used to do with my family business, you
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know, 20 plus years ago. And so he came in, he's like, I
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know you. And I said yeah, you know, I'm
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such and such from this. And he's like, oh, OK, So what
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do you do for a living now? Yeah.
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Well, the family business was not dominatrix work.
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It was not BTSM. It was in the medical field.
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So I told him, I said, well I'm a dominatrix now.
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And he's like, oh, oh, really? He said.
21:41
They have those types of things here, huh?
21:44
I said yeah. I get that reaction too.
21:46
Like here, Here. Yeah.
21:49
Yeah, for real. And so, so that conversation was
21:53
was rather funny, but I told him, I said, look, when you cut
21:57
into my toes, I have to have pretty feet, so you can't take a
22:00
lot of my toes. So a lot of the toenail itself.
22:05
So anyway, so he was super cool about that and and I had to go
22:11
back. So I went back to him because
22:13
I've had this one issue with my foot and he didn't recognize me
22:19
again. And I was like, you know,
22:23
doctor, you know what I do for a living because he asked me again
22:28
and he's like, and I looked at his nurse.
22:32
I said cover your ears. And I said, doctor, I'm a
22:36
dominatrix, remember? And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah,
22:40
yeah, OK, OK. And he's like, So he's like.
22:45
And then the nurse heard and the nurse is like, Oh my God, is
22:49
that what you do? That is so cool.
22:51
She's like, do you get anybody with ABDL fetish?
22:56
And I said actually I do so. Explained to the doctor what
23:00
that meant. Yes.
23:01
And he's like, yeah, what is that?
23:03
And she's like, oh, it's adult baby diaper lovers.
23:06
She's like, I watched an episode of that on CSI.
23:09
That's so funny. Is that not hilarious?
23:11
And so she was going on a little bit and then he's like, well,
23:16
he's like, what are your some of your strangest clients?
23:19
You know, what are some of your strangers?
23:21
Always the question. They go to.
23:22
What's the craziest? Thing you've ever done?
23:24
Craziest thing, but I told him, I said, well, you know, there's
23:26
a lot of different things that people like.
23:28
I said, but you know, you're a foot man.
23:30
I'll tell you. I said Boss Leonato is one of my
23:32
favorite things and I said it's impact on the feet.
23:35
I said. And a lot of times it involves a
23:37
cane and he's like. Get out of here.
23:40
I did some of that today. Right.
23:42
And so when I did that, he was like, oh, that's so cool.
23:48
He's like, so you're basically sending me clients and patience.
23:51
I said, yeah, I'm sending you patience.
23:53
And so we continue on to conversation and he's like, you
23:56
know, I would really love to learn more about this.
23:58
And I said, well, you listen to our podcast, Mr. Smea Sunshine.
24:02
He's like, oh, I'm going to do that.
24:03
He's like, you know, some of my friends, they, they went to some
24:07
party here locally and they didn't know that a dominatrix
24:11
was actually the Hostess it. Was your party wasn't.
24:14
It yeah, it was my party and I was like, you know, Doctor, I'm
24:17
the only dominatrix in town that throws big parties.
24:20
That's so. Funny.
24:21
Yeah, and I said So what were their thoughts?
24:24
He says they had a fun time, but just really wasn't for them.
24:28
It happens, it happens, he said. I think there was a little bit
24:31
too much BDSM, but I think that he wanted to refrain from
24:35
telling his nurse that his friends were swingers, so that
24:39
makes sense. Yeah, he didn't throw that part
24:41
in there towards me, but. It's always funny seeing the mix
24:45
of swingers and kingsters, you know?
24:48
Yeah. You know, say, say a group of
24:51
10, you know, you got five couples that are, you know, into
24:55
just swinging. There's always one out of those
24:58
five that they're kind of like, I don't think this is for me.
25:03
I mean, we literally had one of the most vanilla scenes years
25:07
ago when someone was just being tied in Shibari on my couch and
25:14
a couple walked in and they're like Nope, Nope.
25:17
We're leaving. And I'm like, really?
25:18
Really. Yeah, very.
25:20
Paid to get in. And they just left.
25:24
What, what, what did they, what did they expect?
25:28
What did they expect? Well, my thing of it is it's a
25:30
big house. We have outdoor spaces.
25:32
We have indoor spaces, you know, and getting tied up seems very
25:37
standard. Very standard.
25:39
And she was. And it wasn't like they were
25:40
hanging her up. She was just standing there.
25:42
She was laying down, actually doing shibari, you know, he was
25:45
working his way down. And, you know, attractive girl.
25:50
Hey, not a big deal. I guess.
25:51
Yeah, whatever. It was pretty crazy, honestly.
25:56
But but anyway, the the doctor, he left the room and I had to
26:02
get an injection in my foot. And so I was asking the nurse.
26:05
I said, so how long for this to actually wear off because my
26:09
foot is just a little numb. She said, well, you know, varies
26:11
from every person. I said, well, is it OK if I, you
26:14
know, go home and let my slave boy rub my feet for a few hours?
26:18
She says I am so jealous, so funny, isn't that?
26:21
Funny, I like how you said slave boy instead of saying can I go
26:24
home and like have someone rub my feet?
26:26
You you specifically were like, I'm gonna say slave boy I.
26:29
Didn't even think about it. Just literally just, you know,
26:32
rolling off the tongue. Yeah, fuck that.
26:34
I mean I called the. Client a bitch boy today.
26:36
See I did. I had to go pee mid session and
26:40
he was tied down and I just went wait right there and bitch boy
26:42
I'll be right back. I came back.
26:45
I was like, did you miss me? I hate when I have to go to the
26:50
bathroom during the scene. It it happens, I mean it was a
26:52
three hour long session. So I had to go.
26:55
So it happens. I'll turn away the pros and
26:57
cons. I was like, can I wait another 2
26:59
1/2 hours? And then I was like.
27:01
Nope. Yeah, I'm just gonna go and.
27:03
It'd been very convenient. If he wanted him, he wanted you
27:05
to piss on him. But no, I know Barbie's.
27:08
Like I'm not in a mental state where I think I could piss on
27:11
someone I know. Just send them outside by the
27:13
pool. I go out there just.
27:16
Pour some hot water on them. He would know the difference.
27:18
I'm just kidding. I would do no such thing.
27:23
You know when I did? When I did phone sex, a lot of
27:28
people would call and say, can you go and pee and let me
27:30
listen. And I'm like, fuck, yeah, I can.
27:33
Sure. I just got my bottle of water I
27:36
always had and I just went over, right over to the toilet and
27:38
just like stopped it, started it.
27:42
If they wouldn't hear me Jack off, I would take lotion like a
27:45
big glob, put it to my hands. Oh yeah, go to town on my hands.
27:50
You know, they don't they, they just want the fantasy.
27:53
Yeah, that's what people. Want the fantasy?
27:55
That's nice. That's what it's about.
27:57
It's about serving the fantasy and doing the fetish that they
28:01
want. You know, it's not really about
28:03
like the specifics of it sometimes.
28:05
And that's kind of what's fun about it.
28:07
You can take, like, little liberties with what's going on,
28:10
you know? Exactly.
28:11
You know, it's fun. At that party, there was this
28:15
cute little boy reminding me of a little twink, but he was
28:18
bisexual. He's the cutest bisexual man.
28:21
God, yeah, He was sexy. He's got the cutest, just cutest
28:25
look about him. And then, of course, he whipped
28:27
out his big, massive Dick. And I was like, damn.
28:32
And so to watch him participate in a three-way while I'm
28:36
standing up on the balcony watching that, I'm like, I stand
28:39
there and I'm like, I peaked. I'm like, how good is my life
28:43
right now, right, you know? This is how I feel sometimes.
28:46
Seriously, it's a great fucking life.
28:48
Like, especially like, you know, like it's just, it's just fun
28:52
because my friends will be like, do you have work tomorrow?
28:54
And I'm like, yeah, I got to go to work for an hour.
28:56
It's going to be so hard. It was so funny at the party.
29:00
All my friends were like, oh, we have to go.
29:03
We have to be a bit like 7:00 in the morning.
29:05
I'm like, guys, I have work tomorrow too.
29:08
I have to wake up and look pretty and then I have to go in
29:11
for an hour. Guys, it's.
29:15
So hard, guys. It's so.
29:16
Difficult. I have to go and let a man like
29:19
massage my feet for an hour, like my life is hard to go hit
29:28
somebody for an hour. Guys, gosh, I know.
29:31
I love it. I love it.
29:32
Well, I had, I've had, I don't really, I do tell people I do
29:38
this, but I'm very like, it's interesting who I tell because
29:42
my friends know I do this, but I don't really just tell anybody.
29:46
But I feel like a lot of people assume, you know, that I'm into
29:49
stuff in some sense, especially with the kind of costumes I
29:52
wear. Yeah, but I tested.
29:54
I think I might have told you this, but we all went to the
29:56
club and there was a guy with us and he's a photographer.
30:00
He had come to our shows and I had already heard through the
30:04
Grapevine that he was trying to hit on my friend, but she's
30:07
asexual, so she wasn't interested.
30:09
And she was like, yeah, he mentioned pegging like three
30:11
times while we were hanging out. And I was like, that's funny.
30:14
So I tested out. I was like, I'm just going to
30:16
tell him a dominatrix if he asked what I do for a living.
30:19
And I did in his brain, I swear to God, short circuited in that
30:23
moment. And he was like, well, what do
30:25
you do? And I went well you know I hit
30:27
people a peg men. Like I said that to be a bitch
30:31
and he probably mentioned it like like 8 times.
30:34
He wants you to peg him, Yeah. But he wouldn't say that.
30:37
He was mentioning pegging and he wanted me to bring it up and I
30:39
wouldn't. I think I already said this on
30:41
the podcast. But no, I don't recall this.
30:44
Well, he then we were at the club and he, we were talking to
30:48
some couple outside of the bathroom and my friends were in
30:51
the restroom and he goes, yeah, she picks people for a living.
30:53
I was like, well, I just went, what are you talking about?
30:57
I'm like, Oh my God, I do remember.
30:59
You don't. Tell strangers that.
31:02
What is Oh my. Jesus, it was so.
31:04
It was so annoying, but he was sweet.
31:07
But then my friends later were like, yeah, he's sweet.
31:09
And then I told him what happened.
31:10
They were like, we don't like that, but like, I'm trying to
31:13
like, try to work it in and see how people react.
31:16
Like some people react normally. They think it's really cool.
31:19
They want to know, like a fun story or two.
31:22
Yeah. But then there's people like him
31:24
that are just like, oh, you do that.
31:26
And then it's like brain off, penis on.
31:28
And then there's like, oh really?
31:31
Right. They start talking like
31:34
scooby-doo. They're just.
31:37
Drooling out of their mouth. Can I Jack off right now?
31:42
No, that's like I was talking to my friend.
31:44
I was like, at what point when I'm dating someone do I
31:47
disclose? My God, it's like I.
31:50
Imagine it'd have to be pretty early on.
31:52
Right on. Yeah, you have to tell them.
31:54
That I'm like, if I tell them too early they might not respect
31:56
me anymore. You know what?
31:58
I date them then. Exactly.
32:00
You know what I really hate is that most everyone in my
32:04
immediate family, they all know what I do.
32:05
Yeah, but my oldest sister always thinks that I do types of
32:10
sex work in a sense, and I'm just like, ignorant.
32:13
It is. And I'm like, why would you
32:16
think that? I mean, I'm happily married.
32:18
I'm not gonna be fucking somebody.
32:20
That's the. Reason that stops me from being
32:23
more open about it, yeah, is because I have a lot of friends
32:26
who are who are sex workers, but they're like only fans, girls,
32:31
which there's nothing wrong with that.
32:33
But there is a big difference between in person sex workers
32:37
and then online sex workers. And then even like my stripper
32:40
friends, they're also sex workers.
32:42
But it's very different to work in a strip club.
32:45
I mean, I know some strip clubs are some strippers are turning
32:48
tricks, but I'm not talking about them.
32:49
I'm talking about your standard strippers that Just Dance for
32:52
the money. There is a big difference kind
32:54
of between that and then what we do because I feel like what we
32:57
do is so much more invasive and it's and it's like to just a
33:03
different degree than them. And so I feel like I don't know,
33:06
I get, I don't like telling people because like I don't want
33:09
people to assume I'm fucking them, you know, because we see
33:12
them in person and it's hard to explain.
33:14
It's like, no, I'm not, I'm not having sex with these men.
33:18
I know they're paying to see me, but like, and I know I have to
33:21
go like in there with them, but I'm, I'm not touching them, I'm
33:24
not sucking their Dick. I'm not fucking them.
33:26
And that's just what I don't want to have to answer to
33:28
people. And that's why I kind of keep it
33:30
like low key. That's why I barely like being
33:33
called a sex worker because I'm like, no, you don't understand.
33:35
I see these in person, guys. I can't, you can't call me that.
33:40
I know technically nowadays it all falls under that term, but
33:43
like no. It's too wide of an umbrella
33:45
that has nothing to do with us. When you call yourself that and
33:50
you sell pictures online, yeah, people know you're not fucking
33:53
them. But when you call yourself that
33:55
and you see clients in person, privately in a room, yeah,
33:59
they're gonna assume that about. They're gonna be definitely.
34:01
Yeah, because if you say you're a sex worker, I work at a strip
34:03
club, they know you're not doing that.
34:05
But for us, hell, even some clients that show up don't even
34:09
believe us when we say we don't fuck you.
34:11
You know what I mean? Oh yeah, I show that straight up
34:13
the rip. Yeah, you tell them that
34:14
straight off the rip and they think you're lying.
34:16
And then they show up like, oh, you're for real.
34:18
And we're like, yes, why would we lie to you?
34:22
Yeah, well, you know, and they think that by telling us,
34:26
they'll tell us via text. They always say, well, I'm not
34:29
affiliated with any law enforcement.
34:31
And my response is always, well, that's fine if you are, because
34:35
running anything. Exactly.
34:37
So I don't care if you're a cop or not.
34:39
And I said we cater to BDSM fetishes and fans.
34:42
It's always funny they try to pull the quick wink wink on us.
34:45
I'm not a cop. Don't worry guys.
34:48
And we're like, OK, cool. We're not prostitutes still.
34:51
But they think that basically that pretty much gives you a
34:56
free pass. Like you won't be arrested.
34:58
They won't be arrested. So it's like all is good.
35:01
I'm like, no, it's not good. There's a thing all over here,
35:05
no? We like BDSM and fetishes.
35:08
If you want to sleep with somebody, there are girls who do
35:10
that exactly. We do that.
35:13
All the way all over, all over. Just not here.
35:15
I respect girls. Who do that?
35:17
I personally don't think I could, but like, yeah, take
35:20
takes grit to be able to be, you know, prostitute or a hooker,
35:23
you know, I couldn't. Do it?
35:24
Absolutely. I mean, we've talked to
35:27
different people before, you know, I know that I've met one
35:30
or two at different places in. Time I have friends who used to
35:34
hook and yeah, they're like, yeah, it's not the best, but you
35:37
know, you make good money and it's kind of easy and you're
35:40
like, yeah, I guess that's how you how you need to do it.
35:43
But everyone has their limits and everyone has things they're
35:45
willing to do. And yeah, like, like for me,
35:48
example, I feel like I have more like, I have more like reserved
35:52
tendencies, especially when it comes to kink and playing and
35:55
all sorts of stuff. But that's just a personality
35:58
thing for me, you know, I'm very content just sitting by myself
36:02
at a party and not playing and just having a good time.
36:05
I was going to say. And if anything, I always find
36:07
that we do a lot of role-playing.
36:09
That's such a huge thing. I'm still getting used to the
36:13
role play because I'm so used to like, the negotiation
36:16
beforehand. Yeah, because I for me, that's
36:18
kind of like a security blanket. Like when I can sit the guy down
36:22
and I can ask exactly what he wants to do, like, what are his
36:26
limits? Like go over like the red,
36:28
yellow, green. Like for me, that makes me feel
36:30
like, OK, so I know what I'm going to do.
36:32
I can plan it out in my head how the scenes going to go.
36:35
But when it's the role play once that like from the jump, don't
36:39
even want you to acknowledge that like you know there he's.
36:43
Coming in for a certain reason, rather.
36:45
Than yeah, they're like me, he'll be like, OK, he's gonna
36:47
come in and you don't need to say anything to him.
36:49
Just go ahead and start and I'll be like, well let's see what
36:53
what does he want to do? And.
36:56
She's like just. Go with the flow.
36:58
And I'm like, there's no flow. He hasn't told me anything.
37:01
Pull his hair. Pull him down on the floor.
37:03
She gave me like and I did the exact rundown you told me to do.
37:06
She like, gave me a small script.
37:08
She's like when he comes in just yell at him, grab him by the
37:12
air, throw him on the floor, make him take off his clothes.
37:14
And I did. And then I just tied him down
37:16
when she told me to and she was like do CBT for an hour, OK?
37:22
And I did it. Beat the shit out of him.
37:27
Well, it's so. Fun.
37:28
The other role play, one that me and Ruby did we we were both
37:32
lost because halfway through he couldn't get pegged.
37:37
He didn't like pain and so we were, but we were deep in role
37:41
play where we were playing characters.
37:43
So we were kind of like, we can't really ask him what he
37:47
wants or what he wants to do. So that was, that's why like
37:50
sometimes, like I like, I don't mind role-playing, but I do like
37:54
having that little beforehand interaction a little bit just so
37:58
I can figure out what we, what we can do.
38:01
You know, and I think in all the years I've done this, I've had
38:04
maybe five people that have come in, they have handed me an
38:08
envelope with an entire list of dos and don'ts.
38:12
That's. Would love that.
38:14
Would you love that? Well, yeah, I would love you
38:17
have to tell me. Well, yeah, just even if you can
38:20
verbally say it just like, okay, so I like Impact, but I don't
38:25
like CBT and I would like to get pegged, but I don't want it to
38:29
be a giant dildo. If a man came in and said that
38:33
to me, I would be like perfect. I know exactly how the sessions
38:36
going to go. I know exactly how we're going
38:38
to start and how we're going to end it.
38:40
I can fill in all the little in betweens or if a man came in, it
38:44
was like, I really like CBT, but I don't want to hit be hit any
38:47
bit where else. And I also like feet.
38:50
Perfect. I know what we can do, but when
38:54
they come in and you're like, what do you want to do?
38:56
They're like, well, I'm down for anything.
38:58
Don't say that. God, and that's the truth.
39:01
And then you start naming things and like, well, I'm not really
39:04
into that. I'm like, so you're not.
39:08
All right, let's send it on that note.
39:11
So you ready? Yes, All right.
39:14
And until then, may all your fantasies become.
39:17
Realities.