Latest / The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show / The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Media "guru" Cenk Uygur GETS KICKED OFF for his BIASED takes on Eagles, Steelers & NBA ratings problem
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- 0:04Speaker 1: All right, all right, and do your life from Philling.
- 0:09Speaker 1: It's the number one rated. Polly and Tony Fools go
- 0:11Speaker 1: show Yo.
- 0:13Speaker 2: As always, Polly Fools go here with Tony Fools going.
- 0:17Speaker 1: Donyo go.
- 0:20Speaker 2: You know, we're gonna tell you why the entire media
- 0:22Speaker 2: looks like fools for all the dumb things they said
- 0:25Speaker 2: about the Eagles. Yeah, they're only in a big pile
- 0:28Speaker 2: of crows. Yeah, exactly. And they're talking about the lazy media.
- 0:32Speaker 2: We're gonna say something on this show about the NBA's
- 0:35Speaker 2: viewership problem that nobody in the whole media has said.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Because they're fools.
- 0:40Speaker 2: And also talking about the media, Tony, we're bringing on
- 0:43Speaker 2: someone today. Well, you know, people consider you're one of
- 0:46Speaker 2: the most influential members of the media of the twenty
- 0:49Speaker 2: first century, you know, not nearly as influential as us,
- 0:52Speaker 2: of course, But he's trying the co founder of the
- 0:55Speaker 2: Young Turks, Chank Yuger. And don't worry, we're gonna make
- 0:59Speaker 2: sure he said nothing political on this show.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Yeah, if he tries that, we're gonna say no, chank you.
- 1:06Speaker 1: All right before we move on.
- 1:07Speaker 2: You know, last week we told you the show got
- 1:09Speaker 2: nominated somehow once again for Best Comedy in the Sports
- 1:13Speaker 2: Podcast Towards even though this show is not a comedy.
- 1:16Speaker 2: You know what I realized, Tony, what's that? It's because
- 1:19Speaker 2: of the end of the show. People like when we
- 1:21Speaker 2: make fun of our loser producer.
- 1:23Speaker 1: They love that, you know what. That's gotta be it?
- 1:26Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, No, it's because you're idiots and this show's
- 1:29Speaker 3: a choke.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Oh it's a joke.
- 1:31Speaker 2: Oh well, after the show, I'm going to a wrap
- 1:34Speaker 2: my hands around your neck and joke you.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:37Speaker 2: You know what else should be nominated for Best Comedy
- 1:39Speaker 2: you're penis.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now shut up anyway? Why shut you out.
- 1:45Speaker 2: In the description if you want to vote anyway. Enough
- 1:47Speaker 2: of that, let's just get right into our top story story.
- 1:52Speaker 1: All right, First, out the gate.
- 1:54Speaker 2: Obviously, the Eagles beat the Steelers extend their wins streight
- 1:58Speaker 2: that after the dumb idiots in the media were concerned,
- 2:02Speaker 2: please as there were.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Rumors flying about.
- 2:05Speaker 2: You know, they had some former teammates and some Deli
- 2:08Speaker 2: counter workers saying that Jalen Hurts had gotten himself into
- 2:11Speaker 2: and it dang.
- 2:13Speaker 1: Someone tangled man whatever that is. Yes, well, we told
- 2:17Speaker 1: you it would be no problem at all. Probably a
- 2:19Speaker 1: good thing.
- 2:20Speaker 2: And well, after the game, as he rightly should have done,
- 2:22Speaker 2: AJ Brown came out and said, all the critics of
- 2:25Speaker 2: the team and now permanently shut up because there's clearly
- 2:29Speaker 2: nothing wrong going on behind the scenes.
- 2:31Speaker 1: There, you know, exactly nothing to worry about.
- 2:35Speaker 2: But despite them having a great passing game, there's still
- 2:37Speaker 2: some idiots out there saying there could be problems between
- 2:40Speaker 2: AJ and Jasel stoopid people. They came out and said,
- 2:43Speaker 2: there's nothing wrong. That's all you need to know, right
- 2:47Speaker 2: tony one hundred percent. You know, so many people in
- 2:50Speaker 2: the media don't understand how journalism works. If you want
- 2:54Speaker 2: to know if something's wrong, just go ask the person
- 2:57Speaker 2: if something's wrong. Both Jalen and a J clearly said
- 3:02Speaker 2: nothing's wrong.
- 3:04Speaker 1: So that's it, end of story.
- 3:06Speaker 2: You know. I was trying to explain the same thing
- 3:09Speaker 2: to my girlfriend the other night. She called me all
- 3:12Speaker 2: upset and angry because she said his sister saw me
- 3:15Speaker 2: in a van making out with two other women.
- 3:18Speaker 1: And she said, was that you?
- 3:20Speaker 2: And I said, no, there's nothing to worry about, and
- 3:23Speaker 2: she said, I don't believe you, And I said, you see,
- 3:26Speaker 2: this is the problem with the modern media is just
- 3:30Speaker 2: a sad state of affairs. You said, nothing to worry,
- 3:33Speaker 2: nothing to worry about anyway, all right, you know, more
- 3:36Speaker 2: problems caused by the negative dirt digging media. Don'ty as
- 3:41Speaker 2: saying the Eagles season won't mean anything unless they win
- 3:45Speaker 2: a title.
- 3:46Speaker 1: What what are these more talking about?
- 3:49Speaker 2: They've already won several dials, haven't they don'ty The Eagles
- 3:52Speaker 2: have won at least six titles by Mike count. They
- 3:55Speaker 2: beat the Steelers, so they won the Pennsylvania State championship.
- 4:00Speaker 2: They beat the Bengals and the Browns, so they won
- 4:03Speaker 2: the Ohio State championship. They've beaten every team in the
- 4:08Speaker 2: NFC East, so they basically won the NFC East Division Championship.
- 4:13Speaker 2: And they've beaten all the teams in the AFC North,
- 4:17Speaker 2: so they also won the AFC North Division championship. And
- 4:21Speaker 2: they also went down to Brazil and won there, giving
- 4:25Speaker 2: them the Brazil National Championship. And don't forget, they also
- 4:30Speaker 2: beat both the Jaguars and the Panthers, giving them the
- 4:34Speaker 2: nineteen ninety five NFL Expansion Team Championship. You know, frankly,
- 4:39Speaker 2: after this, winning the Super Bowl will just be a footnote.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Just amazing championship analysis and perspective that Dony, And Well,
- 4:48Speaker 2: now let's move to the quarterback controversy brewing in Kansas City. Yeah,
- 4:53Speaker 2: after Mahomes now questionable to play after suffering a high
- 4:57Speaker 2: ankle sprain in that win against the Browns, Now people
- 4:59Speaker 2: are saying this could be a problem for the Chiefs.
- 5:02Speaker 1: But Doty, Chiefs fans should.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Want Mahomes to be bench Just look at the stats, right, Dony.
- 5:09Speaker 2: Of course, while Mahomes has a mediocre completion percentage of
- 5:13Speaker 2: sixty seven percent, the Chiefs backup QB Corson Wentz has
- 5:18Speaker 2: a one hundred percent completion percentage this season. That's the
- 5:22Speaker 2: highest number among any passer in the NFL with a
- 5:26Speaker 2: minimum of one attempt. Now, you may say, well, he's
- 5:30Speaker 2: only thrown two passes, but whose fault is that? That's
- 5:34Speaker 2: Andy Reid's fault for not playing him. More clearly, Corson
- 5:38Speaker 2: Wentz is the better option here.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Terrific analysis, Doty.
- 5:42Speaker 2: You know, when I go through these stats, I can't
- 5:44Speaker 2: believe there are so many qbs out there with one
- 5:47Speaker 2: hundred percent completion percentage who are just.
- 5:49Speaker 1: Wasted away on the bench.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, why are the Bucks starting Baker Mayfield
- 5:54Speaker 2: when Kyle Trask hasn't missed a single attempt, All yeah, perfect,
- 5:58Speaker 2: one hundred percent beats me. And what about wide receivers
- 6:02Speaker 2: Justin Jefferson and Aman Ross Saint Brown both have one
- 6:06Speaker 2: hundred percent completion percentages. If I'm Sam Donald or Jared Goff,
- 6:11Speaker 2: I'd be very worried about my job security right now.
- 6:15Speaker 1: You have to, don'ty have to? Anyway?
- 6:18Speaker 2: Moving to basketball, you know, NBA ratings down twenty eight
- 6:22Speaker 2: percent and a lot of yea, this is because of
- 6:24Speaker 2: the liberal politics that have don't want to poison that sport.
- 6:27Speaker 1: But donty then, I can't believe nobody is saying this.
- 6:31Speaker 2: The obvious solution is that the NBA needs to do
- 6:35Speaker 2: more to win.
- 6:36Speaker 1: Back conservative viewers. Shouldn't they do? Of course? Like you know,
- 6:40Speaker 1: here's a simple idea.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Instead of having a basketball shooting contest, why not have
- 6:46Speaker 2: an actual shooting contest? You know, you release a bunch
- 6:50Speaker 2: of ducks into the arena and see who kills the most.
- 6:53Speaker 1: My money would be on John Moran, mine dot don'ty
- 6:56Speaker 1: you know?
- 6:57Speaker 4: And USh?
- 6:58Speaker 1: You know what I just thought about this one? How
- 6:59Speaker 1: about this?
- 7:00Speaker 2: What if the first half is a basketball game. But
- 7:03Speaker 2: then you make the second half a football game that
- 7:06Speaker 2: way play right there on. The conservatives would be rushing
- 7:10Speaker 2: back in groves. It's just such an easy solution that
- 7:14Speaker 2: Tony and is another a basketball topic kind to get to.
- 7:19Speaker 2: You know, there's this uproar over Caitlin Clark being named
- 7:22Speaker 2: Times Athlete of the Year. You know, now she's being
- 7:25Speaker 2: forced to apologize and acknowledge all the athletes who came
- 7:29Speaker 2: before her, you know, and who built the w n
- 7:32Speaker 2: b A and totally today And you know, Donny, I
- 7:35Speaker 2: got to agree that that is what had to happen,
- 7:37Speaker 2: didn't it?
- 7:38Speaker 1: Absolutely?
- 7:39Speaker 2: You know, the w n b A was built on
- 7:41Speaker 2: so many great household names, you know, names like Angel
- 7:45Speaker 2: Reese and Reggie Miller's sister, and then Lisa what's her name,
- 7:51Speaker 2: the tall one fox, Yeah, Lisa Sparks. And you know
- 7:56Speaker 2: the other one with the three names you know, uh
- 8:01Speaker 2: uh uh you know, oh way, Megan Rappino, No, no, no,
- 8:08Speaker 2: that's Sokker Hengus No what you said?
- 8:13Speaker 1: Three names?
- 8:13Speaker 2: Yeah, three names, Billy Jeans, Yeah, you know. But there
- 8:20Speaker 2: the fact is, there's so many, there's so many, there
- 8:22Speaker 2: are so many exactly we can keep listing all.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Of we do have to get in a word, you know,
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- 8:29Speaker 2: If you forgot to get gifts of Christmas, well, our
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- 8:41Speaker 2: it'll totally make up forever. Yeah, there's twelve days of Christmas,
- 8:45Speaker 2: so you know, based off of that song, Yeah you
- 8:48Speaker 2: got you got dime? All right, anyway, I guess he's
- 8:52Speaker 2: coming on the line, so let's go ahead and bring
- 8:54Speaker 2: him on the full scot Satellite network satellite Okay, as
- 9:00Speaker 2: you know, this is a sports show, so we don't
- 9:03Speaker 2: normally have you know, news media people on this show.
- 9:07Speaker 2: But this guy, he says he knows football, and you know,
- 9:09Speaker 2: we do have some journalism subjects to discuss, you know,
- 9:12Speaker 2: we do anyway about him, you know, people do say
- 9:14Speaker 2: he's you know, one of the most influential people in
- 9:17Speaker 2: modern media, you know, just like us. Of course, he's
- 9:20Speaker 2: the co creator of the Young Turks Network, which is
- 9:23Speaker 2: about has about thirteen or fourteen million subscribers.
- 9:26Speaker 1: You know, give it a take, you know, around what
- 9:28Speaker 1: we got.
- 9:28Speaker 2: Yeah, admittedly, we've never seen a single show on his
- 9:31Speaker 2: network because now it's all it's all liberal propaganda. But apparently,
- 9:35Speaker 2: look he's a football fan, so maybe we can cross
- 9:37Speaker 2: the aisle anyway, Chank Yuga, welcome to the show.
- 9:42Speaker 4: Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. And it's twenty seven
- 9:44Speaker 4: million subscribers.
- 9:45Speaker 2: But but gobless, okay, still a little close, still close
- 9:49Speaker 2: in our in our ballpark there, all right, Now, look
- 9:52Speaker 2: just up top.
- 9:53Speaker 1: A few ground rules, chenk. Yeah, you know this is
- 9:55Speaker 1: a sports show.
- 9:56Speaker 2: So if you try to get political at any point, unfortunate,
- 10:00Speaker 2: I'm going to now need to sound this alarm. Okay,
- 10:05Speaker 2: at that point, we will ask you to kindly re
- 10:08Speaker 2: route your answer to something our audience actually wants to hear.
- 10:11Speaker 4: Okay, all right, fair.
- 10:15Speaker 1: Okay, Okay.
- 10:16Speaker 2: I could sense a little pushback there. He does not
- 10:18Speaker 2: already feeling. Let's just see how this goes. Okay, all right,
- 10:21Speaker 2: first of all, talking about our differences. You know, our
- 10:23Speaker 2: booker told us you grew up in New Jersey, but
- 10:25Speaker 2: you're a Steelers fan, So I guess our first question is, well,
- 10:28Speaker 2: what the fuck is that about?
- 10:30Speaker 5: Yeah, so I came to the country in nineteen seventy eight,
- 10:34Speaker 5: and they tell me there's gonna be this big football
- 10:36Speaker 5: game and they called the Super Bowl. And there's two guys,
- 10:39Speaker 5: two teams that are playing in it, Pittsburgh Steelers and
- 10:41Speaker 5: the Dallas Cowboys. And they said, so, so that's gonna be.
- 10:45Speaker 5: I came at the end of seventy eight. That's in
- 10:47Speaker 5: the beginning of seventy nine.
- 10:48Speaker 2: I will say between the two, you made the right choice.
- 10:50Speaker 2: Made the right choice. We will say that, but please
- 10:53Speaker 2: continue think.
- 10:54Speaker 5: Yeah, so they say, okay, you're a kid who likes sports,
- 10:57Speaker 5: which one are you going to pick? I'm like, all right,
- 11:00Speaker 5: the Cowboys a bunch of pretty boys with a star
- 11:02Speaker 5: on their heads.
- 11:02Speaker 4: Day, Okay. Then I look at the Steelers and they're
- 11:05Speaker 4: missing teeth and they're.
- 11:06Speaker 5: Literally named mean uh and they and they hit the
- 11:10Speaker 5: Jesus out of people, and I'm like, and they're blue collar.
- 11:14Speaker 5: I'm like, those are my guys. So I became a
- 11:16Speaker 5: Steelers fan. And then if you remember, that Super Bowl
- 11:19Speaker 5: was thirty five thirty one, one of the best games
- 11:21Speaker 5: ever played, and the Steelers win at the end.
- 11:23Speaker 4: And I've been a Steelers fan ever since.
- 11:25Speaker 2: But haven't you you know, recently questioned, you know whether
- 11:28Speaker 2: You're on the right side of the aisle in many ways,
- 11:31Speaker 2: you know, maybe you know the Eagles are on the
- 11:34Speaker 2: right side of Pittsburgh Philly.
- 11:37Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm not interested. So and I think that
- 11:41Speaker 5: I know that Philly just won and it over Pittsburgh,
- 11:44Speaker 5: and I'm shocked by that, and I can't believe it.
- 11:47Speaker 4: But I think we're gonna go further further in the playoffs.
- 11:50Speaker 1: I thought you said new football in the playoffs. What
- 11:54Speaker 1: like the fantasy playoffs?
- 11:55Speaker 5: You talk about playoffs, You guys have nothing but to
- 11:59Speaker 5: say it inside your own team, looking like.
- 12:04Speaker 2: A true media men, behole doesn't know. Yeah, Jalen came
- 12:08Speaker 2: out and said there's nothing wrong. Aj comes out and
- 12:12Speaker 2: says they're nothing wrong. But it's your media people who
- 12:15Speaker 2: say that ye wrong. Doesn't journalism. You just go ask
- 12:18Speaker 2: the person if something's wrong, and if they say no,
- 12:20Speaker 2: you're shut up.
- 12:21Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
- 12:23Speaker 5: Whereas in the Steelers camp, iron sharpens iron, so you
- 12:28Speaker 5: know people have trouble getting along with Russell Wilson and
- 12:30Speaker 5: other teams. He comes to the Steelers all of a sudden,
- 12:32Speaker 5: he's a great team player, kicking ass for us. Because
- 12:35Speaker 5: Mike Tomlin is an amazing coach, and so he's got
- 12:39Speaker 5: those guys and the best defense there is out there.
- 12:45Speaker 5: We're going to crush some people in the playoffs. I
- 12:48Speaker 5: wish you guys could make it to the super Bowl
- 12:49Speaker 5: so we could meet you there. But you're probably not
- 12:51Speaker 5: gonna make it.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Oh, you're not going to make it. Two more minutes
- 12:55Speaker 1: in this segment. What media propaganda right here?
- 12:58Speaker 5: Now?
- 12:58Speaker 2: Why does the media like you have to tear people down?
- 13:01Speaker 2: You know, first it's Roseanne and now it's the Eagles.
- 13:04Speaker 1: Explain us.
- 13:06Speaker 4: So well?
- 13:08Speaker 5: I agree that Roseanne bar and the Eagles are a
- 13:10Speaker 5: good analogy.
- 13:13Speaker 1: A little yeah, number one, number one, Yeah, the best
- 13:16Speaker 1: and what they do.
- 13:17Speaker 4: Yeah, they're both a little touched. I wouldn't go in
- 13:21Speaker 4: that direction.
- 13:22Speaker 5: A little hostile, but not in the football way, but
- 13:24Speaker 5: towards each other. So no, look, listen, there's much more
- 13:29Speaker 5: despicable teams out there, the Niners, the Cowboys, et cetera.
- 13:33Speaker 5: But but I never like the New York teams are
- 13:36Speaker 5: so uninteresting. The Giants and the Jests are so dull,
- 13:40Speaker 5: so incredibly dull, and and.
- 13:43Speaker 4: Eagles are all right, the Eagles.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Are just I just want again, I want you, But
- 13:46Speaker 2: dodging the question, like a media person, why does the
- 13:49Speaker 2: media have to be so negative making up stories about
- 13:52Speaker 2: the Eagles, trying to tear them down?
- 13:55Speaker 1: Your own lack of self as same? What is it?
- 13:58Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 13:58Speaker 5: So this reminds me of when people used to say
- 14:01Speaker 5: that that do media was making up stories about Antonio Brown.
- 14:06Speaker 4: Until it turned out they weren't making those stories up.
- 14:08Speaker 4: He really was crazy, and so they it's true.
- 14:11Speaker 1: Okay, that's fair.
- 14:14Speaker 4: So look, I don't know how much A. J.
- 14:16Speaker 5: Brown and uh and Jalen Hurts are beefing and how
- 14:21Speaker 5: you know how none?
- 14:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I hear you.
- 14:24Speaker 5: Look, it's hard to argue with what are they now?
- 14:26Speaker 5: Eleven and two, twelve and two? So record, by the way,
- 14:32Speaker 5: the Steelers are killing.
- 14:32Speaker 4: It in the a f C.
- 14:34Speaker 5: I think the a f C. Uh is, I think
- 14:37Speaker 5: all those teams are beatable. I think the Steelers, I know,
- 14:40Speaker 5: like I know, I'm a homer and uh and and
- 14:43Speaker 5: and it affects my view a little bit.
- 14:45Speaker 4: But but guys, I called the Steelers in the beginning
- 14:47Speaker 4: of the year.
- 14:48Speaker 2: And hold on that what you just said it led
- 14:50Speaker 2: don't question you know. Okay, So the Eagles have beaten
- 14:53Speaker 2: this year, the Steelers, the Ravens, the Bengals and the Browns.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Doesn't that make them AFC North champions based on that?
- 15:01Speaker 4: That's not really how it works.
- 15:03Speaker 2: But I hear your bias. I'm pretty sure that in
- 15:09Speaker 2: order to be the AFC North champions, you would have
- 15:11Speaker 2: to be in the a f C North.
- 15:12Speaker 4: But I hear your point.
- 15:15Speaker 5: Look, what I'll tell you is that I believe in
- 15:18Speaker 5: facts and the young Turks were known for our honesty
- 15:22Speaker 5: and the and the Eagles have won all those games,
- 15:24Speaker 5: blessed their hearts. I'm not going to take away anything
- 15:26Speaker 5: from a team that's rolling, that's beating all these guys.
- 15:30Speaker 5: And by the way, here i'm you know, our again,
- 15:33Speaker 5: our trademark's honesty. So in the mid of the year,
- 15:35Speaker 5: I believed in the Steelers and I was right about it.
- 15:37Speaker 5: But I didn't believe in the Eagles, and it looks
- 15:39Speaker 5: like I was wrong about it. That is a hell
- 15:41Speaker 5: of a record for your trademark. Honestly, wouldn't your trademark?
- 15:45Speaker 5: That be dumb idiocy? Yeah, I mean trademark, We're wrong.
- 15:49Speaker 4: No, I was right about the Steelers.
- 15:51Speaker 5: By the way, another team I called them beginning of
- 15:55Speaker 5: the year that no one believed in was the Vikings,
- 15:59Speaker 5: and the Vikings are killing it because they both have
- 16:01Speaker 5: great defenses, and people.
- 16:03Speaker 2: Would Unfortunately, I don't watch any of your contents, so
- 16:06Speaker 2: I can neither could.
- 16:07Speaker 1: We don't know. If you make I don't know.
- 16:09Speaker 4: I can show you my sports account.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, we'll get back to that. We'll get
- 16:15Speaker 1: to that.
- 16:16Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, all right, Look we're gonna we're gonna
- 16:18Speaker 2: bring up some subjects now again.
- 16:19Speaker 1: We want to caution you again.
- 16:21Speaker 2: Just you know, there have been drones spotted above New
- 16:27Speaker 2: Jersey Chank, very concerning. Now, people say this could be
- 16:30Speaker 2: a foreign country spying us, maybe aliens. Don't you think
- 16:33Speaker 2: it could just be Bill Belichick spying on the Rutgers
- 16:36Speaker 2: football team.
- 16:39Speaker 4: Well maybe, I mean that brother would do it. No,
- 16:42Speaker 4: think he wouldn't exactly. But but if you're bothering to
- 16:46Speaker 4: spy in on the Rutgers, well fish to fry. Let's
- 16:51Speaker 4: just put it that way. He does.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Rutgers very formidable team, that's big ten, you know, big tay.
- 16:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:57Speaker 5: Look, I grew up next to Rutgers five minutes from
- 16:59Speaker 5: my house and much loved to Rutgers, and I hope
- 17:04Speaker 5: they can kill it and I got a lot of
- 17:06Speaker 5: family who went to Rutgers. But but again, Melichick might
- 17:11Speaker 5: have bigger fish to fry. And he's certainly not looking
- 17:13Speaker 5: at the Jets of the Giants because Rutgers might be
- 17:15Speaker 5: able to beat either one of those teams.
- 17:17Speaker 1: You know, good point. Okay, he made a time. He
- 17:20Speaker 1: brought it back there. Apparently he brought it back.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Ok right here again, let's go maybe, you know, let's
- 17:24Speaker 2: try different sports here with you.
- 17:25Speaker 1: Maybe baseball. Okay.
- 17:27Speaker 2: You know, people are saying Juan Soto's a fifteen year
- 17:29Speaker 2: you know, seven hundred and sixty five million dollar contract
- 17:32Speaker 2: is ridiculous in a lot of money, but shake you
- 17:35Speaker 2: follow the news.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Inflation, you know what's going on.
- 17:38Speaker 2: I mean, you can't live on fifty million a year
- 17:40Speaker 2: in Manhattan, do you agree?
- 17:43Speaker 1: Perfectly?
- 17:44Speaker 4: Fine?
- 17:45Speaker 5: Oh, listen, capitalism, baby, He's going to take whatever.
- 17:50Speaker 4: Is the biggest offer. And I get it.
- 17:52Speaker 3: Uh.
- 17:52Speaker 5: And I grew up a Yankees fan, so I hate
- 17:54Speaker 5: the Mets and et cetera.
- 17:56Speaker 2: But but hold on, we have to say on the
- 17:59Speaker 2: you mentioned that you like the Yankees along. Yep, that
- 18:01Speaker 2: gets and Yankees gets an alarm yep.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Sorry, keep going, go ahead.
- 18:08Speaker 4: Wait till you find out I like the Lakers.
- 18:10Speaker 1: Oh this is horrible. This is keep certain things to yourself.
- 18:16Speaker 5: Probably all right, but now look baseball, I stopped following
- 18:22Speaker 5: it a while back. I mean I still root for
- 18:24Speaker 5: the Yankees. I rout root for them in the in
- 18:27Speaker 5: the world shoos, especially because I live out in l A.
- 18:29Speaker 5: Now I couldn't stand the Dodgers fans. But but look,
- 18:33Speaker 5: the Yankees and the Mets are buying everyone and the Dodgers,
- 18:36Speaker 5: so it's they got to fix the sport.
- 18:39Speaker 4: I mean, they got to have better parody than this.
- 18:42Speaker 5: So look at football man, with the salary cap being
- 18:45Speaker 5: what it is, you've got some real parody teams that
- 18:48Speaker 5: keep coming up.
- 18:49Speaker 4: Well, I mean the Steelers are geniuses. They just keep fighting.
- 18:51Speaker 1: People going. I think that this is a liberal propaganda works.
- 18:56Speaker 1: You just liberal. You listen to this guy.
- 19:00Speaker 2: Okay, look, yep, the NBA ratings they're down twenty eight
- 19:03Speaker 2: percent this season.
- 19:04Speaker 1: They are.
- 19:04Speaker 2: Don't you think the NBA should do more to win
- 19:07Speaker 2: back conservative viewers, like, you know, instead of holding you know,
- 19:10Speaker 2: shooting competitions like with the basketball, why not have actual
- 19:13Speaker 2: shooting competitions?
- 19:14Speaker 1: You know who boom boom? N't that get the conservatives.
- 19:19Speaker 4: It might, but it might lead to a couple of
- 19:21Speaker 4: accidental deaths. I'm not sure.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Sorry again, Blanket Chink, exactly.
- 19:33Speaker 5: I don't think the NBA players have a good track
- 19:35Speaker 5: record with guns, if.
- 19:37Speaker 2: You've been Yeah, but John Moran, that's a way to
- 19:39Speaker 2: turn the narrative for him, like, hey, he won the
- 19:42Speaker 2: shooting contest.
- 19:44Speaker 4: He has won a couple of shooting guns. That's true.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, hey, conservatives love that.
- 19:49Speaker 5: Yeah, you generally want to keep everyone in the stadium alive.
- 19:54Speaker 4: Generally.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Sorry, just please, you can find some common ground.
- 20:05Speaker 2: Okay, you know, don't you think it's time that you
- 20:09Speaker 2: understand you made a mistake when you came to this
- 20:11Speaker 2: country and pick the Steelers.
- 20:13Speaker 1: It was just a.
- 20:13Speaker 2: Little do forward. So again, we want to remind you.
- 20:16Speaker 2: You'll look at the Pennsylvania map. Pittsburgh's on the left,
- 20:20Speaker 2: Philly's on the right.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Why don't you come to the right side, Come to
- 20:24Speaker 1: the right side.
- 20:24Speaker 2: In the spirit of healing America, Chink, will you now
- 20:27Speaker 2: disavow the Steelers and fully endorse the Eagles.
- 20:33Speaker 4: That is the very last thing on earth I would do.
- 20:36Speaker 1: Good.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Guess what, guys know, the very last thing you're doing
- 20:40Speaker 2: on this show, on the shoe.
- 20:45Speaker 6: Show, No Chambers, he off the line, Jay, hang up
- 20:56Speaker 6: you never again?
- 20:57Speaker 1: Are we having a news media person? Terrible joy. It
- 21:00Speaker 1: was all lies, all lies, all of it.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Anyway, you know, let's not let him ruin, which was
- 21:06Speaker 2: a terrific If you want no lie, here's no lie.
- 21:09Speaker 1: You go to our merger store right now. Oh you
- 21:12Speaker 1: kidding me?
- 21:13Speaker 2: Talk about someone I'd like to say, lying on the
- 21:15Speaker 2: ocean floor.
- 21:16Speaker 1: Lying in the grave producing j what directions?
- 21:19Speaker 4: What?
- 21:20Speaker 1: God?
- 21:21Speaker 3: You've referenced completion percentage, that's but you set the minimum
- 21:25Speaker 3: at one attempt.
- 21:27Speaker 1: So you know what's wrong with that, Bro?
- 21:29Speaker 3: Everything you have to set a higher minimum to get
- 21:33Speaker 3: a more accurate sample of data. That's just basic statistics.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you know who has a one hundred
- 21:40Speaker 2: percent completion percentage? The hit man I hired to murder you. Yeah,
- 21:45Speaker 2: here's a statistic. You have a one hundred percent chance
- 21:48Speaker 2: of dying a virgin.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Oh great one.
- 21:53Speaker 4: Wow.
- 21:55Speaker 3: You said the female soccer player was Megan Rappino.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Bro, that's an name.
- 22:00Speaker 4: Bro.
- 22:00Speaker 3: Yeah, No, her name is Megan Rapino. She's only one
- 22:04Speaker 3: of the greatest soccer stars of her generation. So you
- 22:07Speaker 3: should probably know that.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I'm going to wrap you know, your
- 22:13Speaker 2: mouth in duct tape and drown you.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:17Speaker 2: Also, Rappino kind of sounds like what's in your pants?
- 22:21Speaker 1: Tiny Pino?
- 22:23Speaker 2: Oh you're done this time, we tell you. Nick Foles
- 22:28Speaker 2: will be booked for next week, but we're gonna let
- 22:30Speaker 2: him have the holiday with his family.
- 22:33Speaker 1: Great, he's coming on in the new year.
- 22:36Speaker 2: So it's twenty twenty five, right that doughty.
- 22:40Speaker 1: Hey, don't forget visit the mugstore, get all the merch,
- 22:43Speaker 1: get it sometime.
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- 22:47Speaker 2: Podcasts and Doty. Great job as always, Same to you, Paulie,
- 22:52Speaker 2: another flawless show.
- 22:54Speaker 1: We'll see your fathfull next week. See