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Hour 3 - Nothing to See Here · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Ding No, it's our numberthree on this twenty seventh day
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Speaker 1: of January. Happy Monday to you, the final Monday in January,
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Speaker 1: and Brian Schottenheimer will be introduced later today as the
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Speaker 1: Cowboys head coach. What do you expect to see when
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Speaker 1: Shotty steps up to the dais with Jerry Jones also
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Speaker 1: thumbs up or thumbs down? Are the Rams really open
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Speaker 1: to trading? Matthew Stafford and Cooper Cupp reports over the
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Speaker 1: weekend saying that's the case. New Jets coach Aaron glenn
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Speaker 1: is reportedly open to keeping Aaron Rodgers, believe it or not,
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Speaker 1: will narrow the gap on all of those stories. Right
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Speaker 1: now here, it is no joy in Malerville. It's our
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Speaker 1: number three. Nothing to see here, Move along, nothing to
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Speaker 1: see here. Wel come. In the beginning of another hour
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Speaker 1: Cowboy Dan, who used to call the show. I was
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Speaker 1: saying about Cowboy Dan this weekend. Probably should not admit
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Speaker 1: that I randomly thought about Cowboy Dan, but I didn't.
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Speaker 1: Now we're gonna get back to the matchup Championship Sunday
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Speaker 1: as it will be Philadelphia in Kansas City, Super Bowl
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Speaker 1: fifty nine in New Orleans in a couple of weeks.
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Speaker 1: But our lead this hour is from the coaching carousel.
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Speaker 1: We'll get back to the championship Sunday post mortem, the
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Speaker 1: autopsy on what happened good and bad. But over the weekend,
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Speaker 1: while we were away from the overnight watchtower guarding our post,
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Speaker 1: the Raiders and the Cowboys hired coaches. Now I don't
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Speaker 1: know if you went gaga for those moves or not.
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Speaker 1: Probably not. The Las Vegas football team hired a seventy
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Speaker 1: three year old Pete Carroll, and Dallas picked Brian Schottenheimer.
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Speaker 1: As said coach. If you want to know the malor
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Speaker 1: report card, we did the rare and appropriate Sporty Mallor
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Speaker 1: podcast the Fifth Hour podcast, which normally we don't even
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Speaker 1: mention sports on the Fifth Hour podcast, it's just me
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Speaker 1: talking about my life. But on that we did talk
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Speaker 1: about sports. I did a mini Mallar monologue on the
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Speaker 1: Cowboys and a mini Malor monologue on the Raiders. So yeah,
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Speaker 1: how about that. Unbelievable. So with that being said, I mean,
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Speaker 1: maybe you didn't hear that, maybe we're not listening to that,
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Speaker 1: and that's fine, but I'm not going to rehash what
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Speaker 1: I did in that mini Malon monologue. But today is
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Speaker 1: kind of a big day because both teams use the
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Speaker 1: takeout the trash strategy, and even in the Internet age,
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Speaker 1: most people are not as plugged in. On Friday and
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Speaker 1: Saturday and part of Sunday and really Monday, people start
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Speaker 1: kind of what did I miss over the weekend. So
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Speaker 1: if you want to announce something that you know you're
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Speaker 1: going to get killed for, you do it on a Friday,
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Speaker 1: either in the usually afternoon. The Raiders' announcement came down
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Speaker 1: earlier in the day, but the Cowboys waited till Friday
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Speaker 1: night for their announcement. You limit the negative reaction because
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Speaker 1: by the time people find out it's kind of old news,
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Speaker 1: but both coaches will be welcome. Today. We'll have an
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Speaker 1: introductory news conference while I'm sleeping. I'll wake up and
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Speaker 1: watch the video from the Cowboys and the Raiders. The
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Speaker 1: more interesting story here is in Jerry's World by far,
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Speaker 1: So let us discuss Brian Schottenheimer. Brian Schottenheimer will be
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Speaker 1: introduced as the latest head coach of the Dallas Cowboys,
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Speaker 1: America's team at a gala gala event at Jerry's World.
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Speaker 1: So what do you expect to see set the stage
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Speaker 1: for what we can expect today at the Jerry Jones
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Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer Hullabaloo. So I've got twenty four hour fitness
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Speaker 1: eBay and table manners, and we'll combine all of these
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Speaker 1: things together and I will try not to blow a fuse.
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Speaker 1: I will try not to blow a fuse. I was
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Speaker 1: told by I just checked email, and I was told
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Speaker 1: by a listener in upstate New York that I blew
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Speaker 1: a fuse in our number one, that my ranting about
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Speaker 1: Josh Allen, that I blew a fuse because I merely
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Speaker 1: pointed out that he got the ball down by three
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Speaker 1: with three point thirty three to go and a bunch
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Speaker 1: of timeouts and didn't get it done. But it's not
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Speaker 1: his fault. It's the referee's fault. It's this guy's fault. Yeah, okay,
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Speaker 1: all right now, my first thought as far as the
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Speaker 1: issue it him, Brian Schottenheimer introduced later today, we're setting
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Speaker 1: the stage for what we expect to happen at that event.
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Speaker 1: My first thought is it will be award winning, award
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Speaker 1: winning the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. My theory is he
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Speaker 1: spent Saturday and Sunday bunkered up with a couple of
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Speaker 1: bottles of wine, hand crafting the gibberish that will come
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Speaker 1: out of his mouth later on on Monday. All right,
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Speaker 1: the world will see the results of that consumption of
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Speaker 1: whatever he was consuming over the weekend. You know, I'm
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Speaker 1: I'm saying. So, you get rid of Mike McCarthy, didn't
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Speaker 1: have a problem with that, and you flirt with Dion Sanders,
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Speaker 1: you play foot seat with Dion, you have those bedroom
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Speaker 1: eyes for Dion Sanders, and you end up hiring a
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Speaker 1: guy who first interviewed for a head coaching job. I
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Speaker 1: mentioned this on my Fifth Hour podcast with We He
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Speaker 1: first interviewed for a head coaching job in twenty six
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Speaker 1: when Nick Saban left the Miami Dolphins. Brian Schottenheimer interviewed
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Speaker 1: for that job, didn't get it. And for the past
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Speaker 1: nineteen years, every single coaching job in the NFL has
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Speaker 1: opened up, many of them many times, and none of
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Speaker 1: them wanted to hire Schottenheimer. You talk about a shoddy hire. Now,
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Speaker 1: are the chances one hundred percent that he's gonna suck
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Speaker 1: as a head coach? No, it's never one hundred percent.
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Speaker 1: But this is supposed to be a plum job here.
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Speaker 1: And Jerry Jones, what he's going to be doing today
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Speaker 1: is taking everyone to twenty four hour fitness. He is
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Speaker 1: a certified personal trader. The only class that Jerry Jones
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Speaker 1: teaches one course, and one course only, spin class. Jerry
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Speaker 1: is going to be presenting a very selective version of
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Speaker 1: the facts. And if you listen closely, you will hear
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Speaker 1: a man in his eighties singing a sweet lullaby of bullshoy.
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Speaker 1: But ba baaloney, but ba baloney. Oh man, He's not
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Speaker 1: worried about the long term consequences. What are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: It's all about twisting the facts to make this not
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Speaker 1: look that bad. He'll talk about how he always liked
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Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer and his old man was a great NFL coach,
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Speaker 1: and this guy is embodies everything the Cowboys want. I
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Speaker 1: hold him in such high regard, We're so lucky to
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Speaker 1: get him. I believe in him. And oh yeah, it's
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Speaker 1: all going to be nonsense. I will garrion f to you.
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Speaker 1: When Jerry Jones decided we're not gonna pay McCarthy, we
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Speaker 1: want to get rid of him, this was not his plan.
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Speaker 1: This was not who he wanted to be the Cowboy coach.
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Speaker 1: Now there are reports saying that the son, the meddling son,
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Speaker 1: Stephen Jones, Like every good soap opera, you have to
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Speaker 1: have a meddling family member, stepped up and convinced Jerry
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Speaker 1: that this guy will work cheap and it doesn't really
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Speaker 1: matter who the coach of the Cowboys is, which in
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Speaker 1: many respects it is true, not just because of Jerry Jones,
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Speaker 1: because of Dak Prescott. Dak Prescott blows. You're not gonna
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Speaker 1: win with Dak Prescott. So it's like, well, it's hire
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Speaker 1: anybody we're paying das doesn't matter all right. Now a second,
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Speaker 1: some chatter over the weekend out of lalaland that the
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Speaker 1: Rams are preparing to unload their quarterback and one of
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Speaker 1: their big name receivers. A lot of moving and shaking,
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Speaker 1: So thumbs up or thumbs down, thumbs up thumbs down?
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Speaker 1: Are the Rams really open to trading quarterback Matthew Stafford
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Speaker 1: and Cooper Cup? So I'm gonna go two thumbs up.
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Speaker 1: I'm going two thumbs up on this. Here's why Cooper Cup,
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Speaker 1: for sure, that is a Garrod takee. I guarantee Cooper
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Speaker 1: Cup has been usurped. Pooka Nakoua is the super nova
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Speaker 1: for the Rams. He's the leading actor in Sean mcvay's offense.
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Speaker 1: Everything is funneled through Pooka. And while Cooper Cup I
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Speaker 1: believe will still be fine if he gets traded, he's
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Speaker 1: very fragile. He's made out of glass. You look at
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Speaker 1: the Cooper Cup contract, it does not whisper. It screams
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Speaker 1: relocation situation. If you're not the number one. He's being
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Speaker 1: paid like a number one receiver. His production in the
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Speaker 1: Ram offense is not worthy of that contract. Now, if
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Speaker 1: he goes to Pittsburgh or Baltimore or somewhere like that,
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Speaker 1: he can be that guy, but he's not gonna be
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Speaker 1: that guy with the Rams, and so things are a
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Speaker 1: little more complicated with Matthew Stafford. He'll be thirty seven
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Speaker 1: soon time. In terms of domination is short. Had a
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Speaker 1: good bounce back year for the Rams. But if you're
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Speaker 1: less snead, you're pretty much juggling your eBay page at
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Speaker 1: this point. You're opening up the bidding, the buy now price.
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Speaker 1: The Rams would take a second round pick for Matthew
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Speaker 1: Stafford and be very happy with that. There's no way
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Speaker 1: they're going to get a first round pick unless there's
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Speaker 1: a sucker out there they can find. They got to
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Speaker 1: find a sucker. But if somebody's really desperate to get
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Speaker 1: a quarterback who's thirty seven years old, like the Jets
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Speaker 1: or the Titans or the Raiders for that matter, Pete Carroll,
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Speaker 1: second round pick, you get Matthew Stafford, and he would
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Speaker 1: have to sign off on the trade. So that's another obstacle,
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Speaker 1: another hurdle that has to be cleared. Final thought a
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Speaker 1: roder so Aaron Rodgers looking for the Jets to release
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Speaker 1: him so he can be a free agent. That's that's
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Speaker 1: been going around. But they reporting we talked about us
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Speaker 1: a little bit in a recent episode of the show.
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Speaker 1: There are more reports that Aaron Glenn, the new coach
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Speaker 1: of the Jets, is open, open, open sesame to the
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Speaker 1: idea of keeping Rogers as QB one for the Jets.
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Speaker 1: Rogers has a thirty five million dollar option bonus and
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Speaker 1: a two and a half million dollar base salary in
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, the last year of his contract. None
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Speaker 1: of that money is guaranteed, so new Jets coach Aaron
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Speaker 1: Glenn is reportedly open to keeping Aaron Rodgers. Believe it
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Speaker 1: or not. Believe it or not, so I am not
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Speaker 1: a believer on this. I'm not I'm a heathen and
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Speaker 1: my theory. Aaron Glenn is publicly using good table manners,
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Speaker 1: good table manners, hoping to find a sucker to take
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Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers rather than publicly bemone. Rogers is there and
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Speaker 1: you don't want him. You're not taking pot shots here.
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Speaker 1: Aaron Glenn and the Jets would be guilty of football
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Speaker 1: malpractice if they brought Rogers back. This big game of
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Speaker 1: Chicken back back, chick dead. Rogers wants free agents. He
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Speaker 1: wants to play one more year, but he wants to
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Speaker 1: pick and choose which team he goes, so he would
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Speaker 1: like to go somewhere else, and he can harpoon a
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Speaker 1: trade by threatening to retire. He can go on Joe
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Speaker 1: Rogan's podcast and say that he's going on a retreat
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Speaker 1: out to the jungle in the Amazon to snort ayahuasca.
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Speaker 1: But that's a Quarterbacks in their forties don't have much value.
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Speaker 1: If Matthew Stafford maybe gets a low second round pick,
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Speaker 1: what's Aaron Rodgers worth a fourth round pick at this point,
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Speaker 1: a fifth round pick something like that. It's about it.
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Speaker 1: I mean, there was a five alarm fire, a five
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Speaker 1: She deprived of her delicious treat from the vending machine
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Speaker 1: last weekend. Will she find out? Will she call call
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Speaker 1: the number get her treat or at least her money back.
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Speaker 1: We'll find out this week. But now back to the
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Speaker 1: show we go. That's right, uh Bill? A bunch of
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Speaker 1: the fans of the show talking about sending Lorena endless
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Speaker 1: amounts of candy? Is that what you want, Lorena? Do
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Speaker 1: you want people just to send you random candy in
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Speaker 1: the mail? Is that what you're looking for.
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Speaker 3: I'm actually at a high risk of being diabetics, so maybe.
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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe not candy. The Sour Patch kids have already
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Speaker 1: been consumed. Wow, somebody eighth them Ben me.
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Speaker 4: I feel really upset that Coop just dropped that bomb.
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Speaker 3: So yes, this weekend, I woke up Friday morning and
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Speaker 3: I had a text from Curis and.
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Speaker 1: What this is one of the big bosses here who
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Speaker 1: runs the engineering department. What did you say?
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Speaker 4: Well, he said, we got your candy.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Because the note that I left on the vending machine
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Speaker 3: it worked.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: He sent a picture of my note and then a
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Speaker 3: picture of the Sour Patch kids and his finger pointing
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Speaker 3: at the Sour Patch Oh.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's well, that's leadership right there. Are you keeping
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Speaker 1: this a secret?
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Speaker 4: Like I don't understand. I hadn't told Ben yet.
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Speaker 1: I was unaware of this.
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Speaker 4: What better time than when he brings it up? Well,
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Speaker 4: why do you get to tell him? I was waiting
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Speaker 4: for you. You didn't say anything, so you started talking
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Speaker 4: about diabetes, all right?
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Speaker 1: So he had the candy. Wait a minut who and
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Speaker 1: you gave the candy to Coop and said you can
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Speaker 1: have it? Or he just took the candy in eighty.
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Speaker 4: Well, no, look, she originally went to buy it for me,
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Speaker 4: right because he bought the watermelton.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I got you.
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Speaker 4: But I was going to eat them. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Really, it's hardly anything in those little Do.
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Speaker 4: You remember Iowa Sam.
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Speaker 1: He worked on the show for like two minutes he
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Speaker 1: started having sweats.
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Speaker 4: The first thing I remember Iowa Sam.
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Speaker 1: Oh barely, I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I saw him this weekend and he was like, oh,
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Speaker 3: I tried to say, those Sour Patch kids were mine?
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Speaker 4: Oh did you did.
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Speaker 1: What he's I thought he's from isn't from I always
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Speaker 1: called I was were nice people from. People from Iowa
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Speaker 1: are ethical people, They're good people. They're from the farmland
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Speaker 1: of America that they keeps America.
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Speaker 3: How do I know you actually bought them? And I'm like, well,
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Speaker 3: I can show you the first position that they fell into.
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Speaker 1: So I have a question. Does this mean Curius has
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Speaker 1: a key to the vending machine?
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Speaker 2: No?
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Speaker 4: Fred? Fred?
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Speaker 1: Oh, Fred to the vending machine? Fred. Let me tell
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Speaker 1: you something, Fred. Every radio station I've ever worked there,
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Speaker 1: since I was nineteen years old I got the radio,
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Speaker 1: there's always been a guy.
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Speaker 4: Like Fred, or a guy named Fred. Which one No.
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Speaker 1: No, No, a guy like Fred, Fred, the engineer, Fred,
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Speaker 1: the smartest people in the room, can wire everything, like
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Speaker 1: there's a million cables in the building and he knows
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Speaker 1: where all of them go and everything in terms of
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Speaker 1: you know, personality, maybe not the gris, but he's amazing.
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Speaker 1: Just a genius, an absolute genius. And those will always
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Speaker 1: be the last guys they get rid of at the
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Speaker 1: radio station because they can do everything. And I remember
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Speaker 1: when I worked at when I first started in LA
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Speaker 1: there was a guy Kiss F and M named Digger.
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Speaker 1: That was his name.
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Speaker 4: You a dog named Digger.
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Speaker 1: Well, this was an old guy and he looked like
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Speaker 1: a guy named Digger. And he actually had a room
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Speaker 1: on Mount Wilson where the transmitters are in Los Angeles,
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Speaker 1: and he lived on Mount He lived part of the
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Speaker 1: time on Mount Wilson just in case anything happened to
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Speaker 1: the transmitter at Kiss FM, he would be right there
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Speaker 1: to adjust things. You know, that was back before. Now
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Speaker 1: you can just do it on your laptop. You can
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Speaker 1: be anywhere, you don't have to be there, but you
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Speaker 1: actually had to be there in those days. And he
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Speaker 1: literally spent like part of his time. He was like
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Speaker 1: it was hilarious he had a big mustache, like a
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Speaker 1: guy named Digger you would expect to have. And just
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Speaker 1: a sweetheart of a guy. He passed away years ago,
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Speaker 1: but just a wonderful guy. And when I hear the
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Speaker 1: name Fred, I think a Digger. I do. Let's go
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Speaker 1: to the phones. We'll say hello to blind Scott, who's
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Speaker 1: on the North end of Boston. Hello blind Scott, but
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Speaker 1: rumor is trying to leave Boston, although he's been saying
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Speaker 1: that for twenty years. Hello blind Scott.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to try to leave Boston. I'm on
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Speaker 5: a watch list, so like I'm on some type of
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Speaker 5: watchets where I'm being surveilled. So in order to like
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Speaker 5: change that, I'm surveilling myself now, so if anybody says
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Speaker 5: I'm doing anything wrong, I can just show them the
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Speaker 5: video of what I've been doing, like all day long.
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Speaker 5: You know what I mean.
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Speaker 4: I was about to ask, how do you watch yourself
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Speaker 4: when you're blind?
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Speaker 5: Yeah? I have a GoPro now. But hey, he's an
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Speaker 5: Iowa story. Somebody introduces himself to be over the weekend,
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Speaker 5: says they want to get in the hand. They say
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Speaker 5: they're from Iowa Council for the Blind. I say, to them,
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Speaker 5: I heard that play sucks for the blind, you know,
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Speaker 5: and they go, yeah, there's no public transportation. But that
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Speaker 5: is the only story about it. That's all it happened.
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Speaker 5: But Taylor Ray died. This guy, Pete Carroll, if you
21:10
Speaker 5: look at him, he resembles you. Yeah, he's like your father.
21:13
Speaker 5: He could be your father. He could be exactly like
21:15
Speaker 5: your father. Like he's an earthy, crunchy guy. He's very
21:18
Speaker 5: fun that I've met him before. He played. He played
21:20
Speaker 5: basketball at my gym in nineteen ninety five when I
21:23
Speaker 5: was in fifth grade. He Yeah, his name is Pete Carroll.
21:28
Speaker 5: You know that's a man's and a woman's name. Kind
21:29
Speaker 5: of diverse, but also too. He's like a you know
21:33
Speaker 5: this saying like when he played for the Boston Patriots,
21:36
Speaker 5: shanea he was the coach of the not shanea' lorena.
21:38
Speaker 5: When he played for the Boston Patriots. To coach, they
21:41
Speaker 5: used to say, you know what he told the owner,
21:43
Speaker 5: this guy the craft he's guy.
21:44
Speaker 6: He said.
21:45
Speaker 5: He said to the owner, he goes, you want me
21:48
Speaker 5: to do you want me to coach the team? You
21:50
Speaker 5: got to let me buy the groceries. You know what
21:52
Speaker 5: that means In sports, Like if they won't let you
21:54
Speaker 5: buy the groceries, but they want you to coach the team.
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Speaker 1: You know that guy, This guy that was Parcels that
21:58
Speaker 1: said that that wasn't Pete Carroll.
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Speaker 5: Was I think pet Carroll?
22:03
Speaker 1: It was Bill Parcels.
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Speaker 4: Well, Pete Carroll does resemble my father, but he has
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Speaker 4: a bigger chin.
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Speaker 1: No, but but Scott, But Pete Carroll used my phone
22:12
Speaker 1: at Packed ten media day when he was coaching sc
22:15
Speaker 1: the mal or iPhone.
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Speaker 5: Yeah were taller than him? Were you taller than him?
22:18
Speaker 1: I am tolerant him. Yeah, I'm tolerant him. Yeah, that
22:21
Speaker 1: wasn't somebody. One of the guys on one of the
22:24
Speaker 1: guys on X said that he thought Pete Pete Carroll
22:27
Speaker 1: had plastic surgery. That is, his chain used to be bigger.
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Speaker 5: Pete, Pete face, I had plastic surgery from the people
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Speaker 5: at shrine or to hospital. I had the best plastic
22:37
Speaker 5: surgery in the well burned hospital.
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Speaker 6: You know, why don't?
22:42
Speaker 1: Why did you have plastic I think I know? But
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Speaker 1: that's fine, all right, Well good for you?
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Speaker 4: Are you telling me that his chin used to be bigger?
22:52
Speaker 1: Somebody? And I'm forgetting I apologize. I just scanned my
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Speaker 1: phone like for a second, and somebody had said, what
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Speaker 1: do you.
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Speaker 4: Think has a bigger chin? Pete Carroll or Jay Leno?
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Speaker 1: Jay Lenoy? J Leno's the chin.
23:05
Speaker 4: We need to really measure this though. Do you remember
23:09
Speaker 4: the guy I find.
23:09
Speaker 1: A chin a try. There was a story years ago
23:11
Speaker 1: that baseball managers are often hired if they have a nice,
23:15
Speaker 1: thick chin, that it's a sign of masculinity if you
23:18
Speaker 1: have a big chin. The mandible you have more testosterone
23:21
Speaker 1: if you have a big chin. So I don't know
23:24
Speaker 1: if that's true or not, but it's a big chin, though,
23:28
Speaker 1: Maent what she said, I got you, I understand. All right, Well,
23:32
Speaker 1: thank you, Scott. There's a blind Scott. Let's go to
23:35
Speaker 1: Let's go to Andrea. She's got all the star charts
23:37
Speaker 1: and all that. Some kind of cosmic event I'm sure
23:40
Speaker 1: is near. We're not that far away, as we are
23:43
Speaker 1: on the road to Super Bowl fifty nine. The road
23:46
Speaker 1: narrowing now, just two teams left after the championship round
23:50
Speaker 1: is over. Hello, Andrea, Hello, how are you? If I
23:55
Speaker 1: was any better, I'd be a Bill, but not Josh
23:58
Speaker 1: Allen because the Bill's loss.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, I looked at both their charts and
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Speaker 7: clearly Magic Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes had it all over him.
24:10
Speaker 7: September seventeen, nineteen ninety five, a fellow Virgo, and he's
24:15
Speaker 7: having his SATA return, which is cycle of increased career
24:19
Speaker 7: success and ambition and responsibility. So nice timing on that,
24:26
Speaker 7: and Josh Allen's and Gemini and just you know, it
24:31
Speaker 7: wasn't quite his chart did not look as strong, so
24:35
Speaker 7: that was really nice. He's May twenty one, nineteen ninety six,
24:39
Speaker 7: Josh Allen. Oh and before I forget great Benny Versus
24:44
Speaker 7: the Penny.
24:44
Speaker 1: Oh, well, thank you, I appreciate that. And we will
24:47
Speaker 1: have a new episode with no games to handicap. They
24:50
Speaker 1: will have us do an episode this coming weekend. So
24:53
Speaker 1: how can you do a half hour gambling TV show
24:55
Speaker 1: with no games to handicap. We'll find out together this
24:59
Speaker 1: weekend on b Versus the Penny.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, shortage of sports talk the week.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's true. Yeah, we'll be fine.
25:05
Speaker 6: I mean, we'll be all right.
25:06
Speaker 1: But how about this fun fact now, Andrea. The Bills
25:09
Speaker 1: are four and zero against the Chiefs in the regular
25:12
Speaker 1: season the last four years Ozero and three against them
25:15
Speaker 1: in the playoffs, right? Is that not a fun fact?
25:18
Speaker 1: Come on, that's a man. I need a fun give
25:21
Speaker 1: me the sounder of the ring.
25:22
Speaker 2: I need a fun malor fun fact.
25:25
Speaker 1: Josh Allen is the first quarterback to lose four playoff
25:28
Speaker 1: games against the same quarterback, Patrick Mahomes. Wow, is that
25:33
Speaker 1: not another fun fact?
25:34
Speaker 7: That's a fun That's fine.
25:36
Speaker 1: I can feel the fun. Can you feel the fun?
25:39
Speaker 1: I can feel the fun.
25:40
Speaker 6: Yeah.
25:41
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm a big fan of He's my virgo birthday
25:43
Speaker 7: twin September seventeenth.
25:45
Speaker 1: Oh, let me let me take it now. That fun
25:48
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Speaker 1: transform your hiring process. That's expresspro dot Com. Back to Andrea,
26:06
Speaker 1: we go in Berkeley on Ben. You're not gonna You're
26:08
Speaker 1: not gonna handicap the Pro Bowl. Yes, I'm gonna handicap
26:13
Speaker 1: the water balloon toss is what I'm going to do.
26:15
Speaker 1: And who can hula hoop the longest.
26:19
Speaker 4: I bet I could win that in the tail on
26:21
Speaker 4: the donkey?
26:22
Speaker 1: Is that what they're doing at the probo? Hey, you're
26:25
Speaker 1: Peyton managed gonna be you love Peyton, Peyton will be
26:27
Speaker 1: down there. You're gonna watch the Pro Bowl? Andrea, Yeah,
26:32
Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl.
26:33
Speaker 7: I know. I'm George Kittle's there. I'm a big fan.
26:36
Speaker 7: I'm gonna watch the Pro Bowl, NFL honors.
26:39
Speaker 1: That makes one of us.
26:40
Speaker 7: Watch it, and I like Benny Brightside. You mentioned you
26:43
Speaker 7: had a crystal ball.
26:45
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's right. I did. I have the I
26:47
Speaker 1: have the crystal ball. Well, wait, maybe we will actually
26:50
Speaker 1: in the effort of doing a flag football game. Can
26:54
Speaker 1: you even bet on that? There's no way you can
26:56
Speaker 1: bet on that, right? Can you bet on the flag
26:58
Speaker 1: football game at the Pro Bowl? If the looking that?
27:02
Speaker 7: But I know the Pro Bowl? Yeah, they mentioned a
27:04
Speaker 7: flag football thing. There's quite a lot of sports things
27:08
Speaker 7: happening football wise the next couple of weeks. So to
27:11
Speaker 7: get us to the.
27:12
Speaker 1: Super Bowl, yes, well, it's really just this week and
27:15
Speaker 1: then and then we'll head to New Orleans. Well usually,
27:18
Speaker 1: but opening night is Monday. It's used to called media Day.
27:23
Speaker 1: And how will the weather be. Will we have a
27:25
Speaker 1: will all the media be complaining, the free loading media
27:28
Speaker 1: when they get to New Orleans, that the weather's not
27:30
Speaker 1: going to be that great, that they's gonna be some
27:33
Speaker 1: kind of cold front in the Bayou or something like that.
27:36
Speaker 1: They had snow there the other day. I'm looking at
27:38
Speaker 1: the forecast and it doesn't go all the way till
27:42
Speaker 1: obviously the super Bowl. But Monday, it's supposed to be
27:45
Speaker 1: the following not obviously today, the following Monday, seventy two.
27:48
Speaker 1: So that's that's fine, seventy three on tunes. That's that's
27:51
Speaker 1: good New Orleans weather this time of the year.
27:53
Speaker 7: It's a lot warmer than the Bay Area were like
27:55
Speaker 7: in the forties fifties.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's classic January Bay Area weather, though rain
28:02
Speaker 1: mixed in there and coolness and yeah, of course, gotcha.
28:06
Speaker 1: All right, well, Andrea, thank you so much for supporting
28:08
Speaker 1: the show and all that, and then your information and
28:11
Speaker 1: we'll talk soon. Thank you.
28:12
Speaker 7: Yeah, my pressure, you take good care.
28:15
Speaker 1: All right, there she goes our friend, Andrea. So, uh,
28:18
Speaker 1: here's another fun fact. You want another fun hit it again,
28:20
Speaker 1: another fun Fat Mallard fun fact. The Buffalo Bills have
28:24
Speaker 1: now gone. They've gone zero to four against the Chiefs
28:28
Speaker 1: in the playoffs since twenty twenty. Remember when they famously
28:32
Speaker 1: lost all those Super Bowls in a row. Well, here
28:34
Speaker 1: we go, more history for the Buffalo Bills. Tremendous job.
28:37
Speaker 1: At least Jim Kelly made the Super Bowl. Josh Allen
28:41
Speaker 1: can't even do that. He's like a poor man's version,
28:45
Speaker 1: poor man's version of Jim Kelly. Let's go to Jed
28:49
Speaker 1: who fled? Who's next? Hello? Jed? And I play off
28:52
Speaker 1: the mallarde. I'm gonna pay it off. Malar riddle coming up?
28:55
Speaker 1: Jed who fled? Hello? Jed? Is Jed not there? Apparently?
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Speaker 7: Not?
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Speaker 1: Jet No?
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Speaker 6: I was there. I just didn't know if you want
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Speaker 6: to pay it off? Now you know?
29:06
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll pay it off. Let me pay it off. Now,
29:08
Speaker 1: pay off the riddle? Now, okay, to pay it off.
29:11
Speaker 1: So Jason Kelsey lost. Jason Kelsey lost a blank to
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Speaker 1: a young Eagle fan. That is the malord riddle of
29:20
Speaker 1: the day. Let's see does anyone know the answer? We'll
29:25
Speaker 1: go page down here. Uh cheese steak eating contest from
29:30
Speaker 1: legally blind Christopher who else? Donkey sausage? Says his wife
29:37
Speaker 1: lost his mind like Fergie from Our Friend Scrooge in
29:41
Speaker 1: the Bay Area. Alf says he lost the most recent
29:44
Speaker 1: Joe Garagiola Bazooka Big League Bubblegum Blowing Championship. Who else
29:50
Speaker 1: we have? Fergduck says his unwatchable late night TV show
29:54
Speaker 1: on that fledgling network out of Bristol, Connecticut last year
30:00
Speaker 1: a Lego piece. I'm still doing the answers here, I'm
30:03
Speaker 1: still answering. These are people's answers here. You're stepping over
30:06
Speaker 1: their answers. How dare you? Asher? Said a Lego piece.
30:11
Speaker 1: His remote control guest by King Rory. Who else do
30:15
Speaker 1: we have? Lady Sideburn says the tide Pod challenge and
30:21
Speaker 1: page Down Page Down Jerry says Kelsey lost a weight
30:27
Speaker 1: lifting contest. Who else do we have? Page down? A
30:31
Speaker 1: spelling bee guest by Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. He lost
30:35
Speaker 1: his virginity from listener Mason. In Huntington Beach. He lost
30:40
Speaker 1: a spelling bee guest by Andy and Lino Lakes Blind
30:44
Speaker 1: Scott's Caine from j T. The Wingman in Knoxville, Tennessee.
30:51
Speaker 1: Al Right, his virginity guest by Larry D Wow bobbing
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Speaker 1: for Apple's contest from Inca Terror Texas bull rope match. Wow, mediocre,
31:00
Speaker 1: KABOOKI sent that one in and that would you would
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Speaker 1: you like to answer our friend from Florida? I know
31:06
Speaker 1: Lorraina normally answers, but would you Jed like to answer
31:09
Speaker 1: the question virginity at a spelling be his virginity? Is
31:14
Speaker 1: that correct?
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Speaker 7: Uh?
31:16
Speaker 1: No, Jason Kelsey, Jerry got this right. He actually lost
31:21
Speaker 1: a bench press competition to some young Eagle fan. So's
31:29
Speaker 1: for that.
31:31
Speaker 8: I'm peau.
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Speaker 6: You think Blan Scott was on when he thought he
31:34
Speaker 6: was being surveilled?
31:35
Speaker 1: Like?
31:35
Speaker 6: How much drugs does it take a blind person to
31:38
Speaker 6: get paranoid? That's fine?
31:41
Speaker 1: Well, if you were flying, you wouldn't really have to
31:43
Speaker 1: be You wouldn't have to worry about people watching you.
31:45
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be able to see them anyways, Who cares?
31:48
Speaker 6: Would you really pissed off with the Michael Jackson song
31:51
Speaker 6: Somebody's watching me?
31:52
Speaker 7: Like?
31:52
Speaker 6: Would you say I'd be mad when I came on
31:54
Speaker 6: the air every time? This should be make you cold weather?
31:57
Speaker 2: Then?
31:58
Speaker 6: I know geo engineering, which whether control was real? We
32:01
Speaker 6: got stig fish to the snow and my arm has
32:03
Speaker 6: not hurt like like it was like a thru BP
32:06
Speaker 6: because to the entire roster, because throwing the snow snowball.
32:10
Speaker 6: You ever you ever had the the front of throwing
32:13
Speaker 6: a snowball? Yes, I had, I fam I mean I remember,
32:18
Speaker 6: I happened to remember I was sam oh gi me
32:20
Speaker 6: tay what I try to block him out. He said
32:22
Speaker 6: that mister christ from Iowa one night when you were here,
32:24
Speaker 6: he said it was better than four of the miss
32:26
Speaker 6: crib dude, and that that's side worse.
32:27
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna have that, and that's why that's why
32:29
Speaker 1: he's not on the show anymore. That and he couldn't
32:31
Speaker 1: handle working Overnight. But those two things are why he's
32:34
Speaker 1: not on the show.
32:35
Speaker 6: Yes, how did what didn't Bob? Didn't that guy even Bob,
32:37
Speaker 6: I think that's before my time. He shut down the
32:39
Speaker 6: entire studio or you know, the entire Yes.
32:43
Speaker 1: Bob, Yeah, A wrong button Bob was my when I
32:46
Speaker 1: the second incarnation of the Overnight Show, when I took
32:49
Speaker 1: over many years ago. Wrong Button Bob was my producer
32:53
Speaker 1: and in the setup, the archaic set up, if the
32:56
Speaker 1: computer in the main studio was was frozen, you had
32:59
Speaker 1: to walk in the control room where all the master
33:04
Speaker 1: computers are and reset the computer. And he went in
33:07
Speaker 1: there and hit I don't know what buttony hit. He
33:09
Speaker 1: doesn't even know what button he hit, but whatever button
33:11
Speaker 1: he hit, he shut off Fox Sports Ready the entire
33:14
Speaker 1: network was off the air because of wrong button.
33:17
Speaker 6: It's unlike coaching, when you don't want to be the
33:20
Speaker 6: guy after the guy. You want to be the guy
33:21
Speaker 6: after the guys, the guy you I would love to
33:24
Speaker 6: have been like the producer after Bob because the pressure
33:26
Speaker 6: would have been off. I mean, what could you have
33:28
Speaker 6: not You could have been you could have been hooking
33:30
Speaker 6: up at the owner of the companies. Why.
33:32
Speaker 1: Well, the most amazing part of this is he did
33:33
Speaker 1: not get fired. He got promoted to a more popular show,
33:37
Speaker 1: or at least the show perceived to be more popular. So, yes, shocking.
33:41
Speaker 6: I don't know what the equivalent of that is, Like
33:43
Speaker 6: I'm screwing up with life with the regards of drugs,
33:45
Speaker 6: I'm trying not to get promoted. I don't want to
33:47
Speaker 6: do crack. I've never done crack. I'm not gonna do crack, dude.
33:49
Speaker 6: It's just not financially feasible, I mean, not the right
33:53
Speaker 6: bank of your buck. And also any other drugs kids,
33:55
Speaker 6: rather than don't do any other drugs? Who do you have?
33:58
Speaker 5: Man?
33:58
Speaker 6: Who do you have in the oh? Man? I'm trying
34:01
Speaker 6: to get to it, you know what. So DC doesn't change,
34:05
Speaker 6: Washington doesn't change. If they'll corrupt the politicians, of course
34:09
Speaker 6: they will corrypt the referees and Okay, what does it
34:12
Speaker 6: matter if you wouldn't have presidents like Clinton from Arkansas?
34:16
Speaker 6: If it wasn't, you know, if big cities and big
34:18
Speaker 6: states always mattered.
34:19
Speaker 1: So you're crossing the stream here is what you're doing.
34:22
Speaker 1: So you're combining your political takes with.
34:24
Speaker 6: Your sports till the Ghostbusters. Dude, it's not gonna kill wherever.
34:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, it might kill us. I mean we might be
34:30
Speaker 1: struck by lightning right now. I gotta go, but thank you.
34:32
Speaker 1: You've been on the air for a while. I gotta go.
34:34
Speaker 1: I gotta leave some time.
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Speaker 6: Russ.
34:35
Speaker 1: We're completely screwed here. We're gonna have the instant advice
34:38
Speaker 1: line Unscreen Radio, and let's give some advice to Josh Allen.
34:43
Speaker 1: The Buffalo Bills are masters of the choke job. We'll
34:46
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34:49
Speaker 1: Bills as they've done it yet again. We'll get to that.
34:52
Speaker 1: We'll do it next.
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35:30
Speaker 1: Back to it we go, Hey, you sports figure guy
35:36
Speaker 1: or girl? Here were you talking to Son?
35:39
Speaker 6: Here? Some interesting advice.
35:41
Speaker 5: Hold that though no one's paid attention to me for
35:43
Speaker 5: ten whole seconds, and.
35:44
Speaker 1: If you don't like it, you and away.
35:48
Speaker 7: We go.
35:50
Speaker 1: Here it is the advice line Punch Screen Radio. Who
35:54
Speaker 1: needs our advice this week? Well, a number of people.
35:57
Speaker 1: But let's focus in on Josh Al and the Buffalo
36:01
Speaker 1: Bills as they have done it again. Here we go
36:05
Speaker 1: Buffalo into vacation. Josh Allen got the ball, a chance
36:11
Speaker 1: to play hero and lead Buffalo down the field for
36:14
Speaker 1: a game winning touchdown, and three thirty three to go
36:19
Speaker 1: down by a field goal. Didn't get it done. Your
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Speaker 1: advice to Josh Allen eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox.
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Speaker 1: You're live on the air when you hear my voice.
36:29
Speaker 1: Let's go to the phones. We'll start out with line one. Hello,
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Speaker 1: line number one, you're on the Airline one. Advice to
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Speaker 1: Josh Allen. Line one, Kay, that was terrible. Line too,
36:43
Speaker 1: you're on the airline too. Advice to Josh Allen. Line two.
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Speaker 5: Oh, Josh Allen needs a girlfriend like Lerena Kashek.
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Speaker 1: There you go, Thank you. Line three, you're on the
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Speaker 1: Airline three instant West Line eight seven seven ninety nine
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Speaker 1: on Fox. Advice Please to Josh Allen the best shape
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Speaker 1: your life and beat the chief next year. Yeah that'll work, Yeah, okay,
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Speaker 1: all right, Lie, isn't he getting married this offseason? I
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Speaker 1: think he's getting married? Line Line four? Hellout, Line four,
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Speaker 1: you're on the air at eight seven seven ninety nine
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Speaker 1: on Fox. Advice to Josh Allen and the Bills, who
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Speaker 1: have been eliminated yet again in.
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Speaker 6: Morning time, look at you.
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Speaker 2: I was fifty five years old, can years ago?
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Speaker 8: Commanders, all right, there's a there's our friend Rick and
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Speaker 8: Maryland Morning Time Line number five. Hello, line five, we're
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Speaker 8: giving advice to Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills, unscreened radio.
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Speaker 2: Philip Rivers, Chris Weber, Cromel Alone and Philip Phil Nicholson
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Speaker 2: having a support group for.
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Speaker 7: You to do.
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Speaker 1: All right, sure, well said, unless it wasn't a supermarket Steve.
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Speaker 1: Line six, you're on the airline six.
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Speaker 6: Hello, five years to fly a Maxi pads?
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Speaker 1: Okay? Is it bad that I recognize everyone's voice? There's
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Speaker 1: angry Bill. We'll go back to line one, eight seven
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Speaker 1: seven night. I need not on Fox. You know new
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Speaker 1: people are allowed to call the show. We might have
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Speaker 1: to do it newby night. We will later this week.
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Speaker 1: Line line one, you're on the airline one.
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Speaker 8: Hello, Yeah, Ben, he really needs to spend more time
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Speaker 8: with that girlfriend from Transformers.
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Speaker 1: Man.
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Speaker 5: Daddy likes that daddy?
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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, that sounded like our friend,
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Speaker 1: the kid drinking guy. A line too. You're on the
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Speaker 1: airline too. Hello. Line two, advice to Josh Allen and
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Speaker 1: the bills. They've been eliminated yet again by Kansas City vote.
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Speaker 2: Just Cooper for Center Square.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we gotta get Coop on Hollywood Squares, man,
38:39
Speaker 1: you gotta get that on. Get them on there, getting
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Speaker 1: from liar liar. Line three, Hello, line three, you're on
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Speaker 1: the Airline three. Thank you for that. Line three. We're
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Speaker 1: going to line four, instant advice line for Josh Allen.
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Speaker 5: Line four, Hello, he doesn't need advice, Dadville.
38:55
Speaker 1: Okay, well advil ibuprofen. Way to go. Let's see here.
38:59
Speaker 1: We'll do one more, only one more. If it's good,
39:01
Speaker 1: I'll take credit. Or not, I'll blame the Kooper Loop.
39:04
Speaker 1: Final call. Pick the line, Coop. We'll go. Line four.
39:07
Speaker 1: Line four, you're on the airline for advice to Josh Allen.
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Speaker 1: Line four you.
39:12
Speaker 2: Should have paid the official sector New England Patreoon.
39:14
Speaker 1: Oh there he is our guy from Maine, right beautiful.
39:21
Speaker 1: See that's the perfect way to end the advice line.