Latest / Bussin' With The Boys / Wheeler Walker Jr.
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- 1:00Speaker 1: on the bus. How are you, William. It's nice to
- 1:04Speaker 1: see you, buddy, Read Thank you very much.
- 1:06Speaker 3: This is an exciting episode too. Why is it Wheeler
- 1:08Speaker 3: Walker Junior.
- 1:09Speaker 1: He's a stud dude, maybe the most influential country artists
- 1:13Speaker 1: of our generation.
- 1:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say that he.
- 1:15Speaker 3: Wentn't strike trying to keep who out of the country
- 1:17Speaker 3: ol Florida, Georgie, will George alone.
- 1:19Speaker 2: A lot of beef in this episode, A lot of beef.
- 1:21Speaker 1: I think when we do that, dude, there will definitely
- 1:22Speaker 1: be some beef cooking for sure. Some guys are gonna
- 1:25Speaker 1: come out the woodwork. I'm gona get a few texts.
- 1:27Speaker 1: Some things are gonna not go so well. Yeah, some
- 1:29Speaker 1: things are not going to go so up. But battle
- 1:30Speaker 1: for the boys a little bit.
- 1:31Speaker 4: Listen.
- 1:31Speaker 1: If they want to come on and then state their case,
- 1:33Speaker 1: they're more than welcome to do so. A couple other
- 1:35Speaker 1: things going on before we get into Willier Walker. You're
- 1:37Speaker 1: wearing some fly shit right now, buddy.
- 1:39Speaker 3: Boys, if you want to drop your stones for Father's Day,
- 1:42Speaker 3: we got a merch lineup for you, guys. Fuck girl
- 1:45Speaker 3: dad merch, fuck hoodie, fuck girl dad hat Taylor, show
- 1:48Speaker 3: them the hat, take the head off, show them that hat,
- 1:50Speaker 3: let him zoom in on the hat, zooming.
- 1:51Speaker 1: On the hat, but also keep my face in the
- 1:53Speaker 1: frame and then take my face out of the frame
- 1:55Speaker 1: and put just on the hat.
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- 2:03Speaker 2: But for those listening, it's on our.
- 2:05Speaker 3: Fire hats that you love for the boys, the dad
- 2:08Speaker 3: hat that were just right's dad in cursive?
- 2:10Speaker 4: What else do we that hat?
- 2:11Speaker 1: It's that hat, but d it goes big D, little,
- 2:15Speaker 1: a little or lowercase D, and then in between Dad,
- 2:19Speaker 1: it's just says girl, it's very I might just.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Pay and pinas you the best picture you've ever seen
- 2:23Speaker 4: in your life. Haven't done it any better day? And
- 2:25Speaker 4: we're fired up.
- 2:25Speaker 3: But also it is golf season is when we have
- 2:28Speaker 3: fire polos drop and it's gonna bring their Nike polos.
- 2:30Speaker 3: They're not like those loose fit bullshit ones we had
- 2:33Speaker 3: a lot a couple of years with dude, it's like
- 2:35Speaker 3: they grab your bi sets a little bit.
- 2:37Speaker 4: Yeah, your dad will love them. Go to the barstool
- 2:39Speaker 4: merch store, hit bust with the boys. Dad'll love them.
- 2:42Speaker 4: Your dad will fucking love them. Dude.
- 2:43Speaker 3: If you've got a father out there, or if you're
- 2:44Speaker 3: dad yourself and you want to treat yourself or you
- 2:46Speaker 3: want to tell your wife, Hey, here's the girl I
- 2:47Speaker 3: want to get.
- 2:48Speaker 2: It's on Busting with the Boys.
- 2:49Speaker 3: The merch store on barstool sports dot com slash store
- 2:52Speaker 3: is that right, Garrett's the say the gain Garrett, we
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- 3:10Speaker 3: barstool sports dot com slash Busting with the Boys.
- 3:12Speaker 4: That's the one. That's the fucking one. Nice war here
- 3:15Speaker 4: and when.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are listening right now. The merch is
- 3:21Speaker 3: out Tuesday at ten am Eastern. So if you're listening
- 3:25Speaker 3: at six am in the morning Central time on you're ready.
- 3:28Speaker 3: You just gotta wait a few hours. It's gonna be out.
- 3:29Speaker 3: But this shit is out, dude, go get it while
- 3:31Speaker 3: it's hot. Get it for your old man, and again,
- 3:33Speaker 3: if you're an old man yourself, tell your wife, tell
- 3:35Speaker 3: your kids this is what they need to get for you,
- 3:36Speaker 3: and then listen.
- 3:37Speaker 4: I know we haven't talked about this at all. It
- 3:38Speaker 4: just kind of came to my head.
- 3:39Speaker 1: But if we sell out in twenty four hours, Maybe
- 3:41Speaker 1: do something special for some of the people. Maybe do
- 3:43Speaker 1: some special We'll talk about it later. But if we
- 3:45Speaker 1: sell out a nice little deal for them, we we're
- 3:47Speaker 1: gonna do. I don't know, but I feel like there
- 3:48Speaker 1: might be a super special special give away if it
- 3:50Speaker 1: sells out twenty four hours in twenty four hour times,
- 3:53Speaker 1: if this hat, this hoodie, and that Polo so sold
- 3:57Speaker 1: so sell out, it was hard for me to find
- 3:59Speaker 1: that we got something special.
- 4:02Speaker 4: What do you think. I'm excited. I think it's a
- 4:03Speaker 4: good idea.
- 4:03Speaker 2: I think it's a good idea.
- 4:04Speaker 4: I think it's a good idea, just kind of put
- 4:06Speaker 4: out there right now, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, phenomenal. Up,
- 4:08Speaker 4: we're talking way too fast. So what's the deal.
- 4:10Speaker 3: We're wired right now. We just had a phenomenal podcast.
- 4:13Speaker 3: We won't say who the guest is.
- 4:14Speaker 4: Yeah, we got a great podcast coming out that you
- 4:16Speaker 4: guys are gonna love with walk We knew who the guest.
- 4:18Speaker 4: The name of him is j phenomenal.
- 4:20Speaker 3: And I think we're just excited, like it's Monday, we're
- 4:22Speaker 3: seeing each other again, like it's been a long weekend.
- 4:25Speaker 1: It's really been become like that for us. A little
- 4:26Speaker 1: bit home work a little bit of work, which we
- 4:29Speaker 1: did say.
- 4:29Speaker 4: We didn't want to happen with the pod but day.
- 4:32Speaker 3: But the way we've been working has been fun and
- 4:34Speaker 3: a lot of fun. Play pig outside of the bus.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Now, dude, this is the first pod since you've been
- 4:38Speaker 1: back from New York, right, is it?
- 4:42Speaker 4: I think so because we least you guys came back Thursday. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 4:50Speaker 4: you're right.
- 4:50Speaker 2: You're right, You're right, You're right. It was phenomenal.
- 4:53Speaker 3: You guys who are listening, doesn't trivia you go to
- 4:55Speaker 3: the YouTube channel. I think the episodes are dropping. The
- 4:58Speaker 3: one that I'm playing in is to Night on Tuesday.
- 5:00Speaker 3: I know they dropped, they dropped yesterday, but they were
- 5:03Speaker 3: all out. You get to see how the Boy does.
- 5:05Speaker 3: The Boy puts on a little show.
- 5:06Speaker 4: Do you really? I do? I can't wait till I
- 5:08Speaker 4: called Well. I asked him.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I said, hey, tell me what happened? He goes, I
- 5:10Speaker 1: can't get to subscribe. Yeah, you gotta watch it, man. Yeah,
- 5:14Speaker 1: it's a cool show too.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Uh uh. Jeff Loo he does a great job with
- 5:17Speaker 3: a dozen Trivia, all the live shows, the game show hosting,
- 5:20Speaker 3: and then also huge shout out to the yact no
- 5:22Speaker 3: free shout outs to the act yet those vibes are
- 5:25Speaker 3: fucking all time down and I'm not downplaying any of
- 5:27Speaker 3: the other shows I was on. Unncessary Roughness was a
- 5:29Speaker 3: good time. The ones we went on. Part of my
- 5:31Speaker 3: take was a good time.
- 5:32Speaker 4: Part of my take Son of a Boy, Dad and
- 5:34Speaker 4: a Boy Dade and KFC. Yeah, those are those are
- 5:36Speaker 4: all great vibes.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Two weeks ago though, and we we did the yak
- 5:39Speaker 1: there and then you went back and did the yak again.
- 5:41Speaker 3: We didn't talk about us going there. On Thursday, we
- 5:44Speaker 3: did our intro for Chris Along that's right when we started.
- 5:47Speaker 4: The day because we were just starting our day there. Yeah,
- 5:49Speaker 4: that's true. We didn't do all the intro stuff.
- 5:53Speaker 5: No, y'all talked about y'all's trip. You didn't talk about
- 5:56Speaker 5: your trip because sorr, there's.
- 5:59Speaker 1: People screaming at their screens right now or screaming into
- 6:02Speaker 1: their headphones listening to us on You guys have talked
- 6:04Speaker 1: about this? Yeah the fuck are you talking about? Heard
- 6:07Speaker 1: it to us? By the way, if you guys can
- 6:09Speaker 1: go to part of my take, tell them if anything
- 6:11Speaker 1: information they have, you just type in heard it in
- 6:13Speaker 1: their comment section. They'll know we've already gotten text from
- 6:15Speaker 1: bake Cat. They they know we're fucking infiltrating them.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Yeah, big was Uh there's almost some beef between you
- 6:21Speaker 2: guys again.
- 6:22Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what was that?
- 6:23Speaker 3: Because he said his producer to me, but he said
- 6:25Speaker 3: it's all good though. Yeah, remember, no, I know what
- 6:28Speaker 3: you're talking about, but I don't remember the context. The context,
- 6:31Speaker 3: that's what he was talking about. He didn't say what
- 6:33Speaker 3: it actually was. Oh yeah, it was definitely got beef again.
- 6:36Speaker 3: But then he's like, in their mind's all good. The
- 6:37Speaker 3: producers kind of tell me about it.
- 6:38Speaker 4: Yeah, oh because this producer probably heard our episode.
- 6:41Speaker 3: Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, that makes a whole lot
- 6:43Speaker 3: of the phenomenal time. Like we got all the boys
- 6:45Speaker 3: out there, uh Jack Garrett, JP.
- 6:48Speaker 4: They went out there.
- 6:48Speaker 3: They spent a couple of days with the barsool people,
- 6:51Speaker 3: the front office people, the third floor people.
- 6:54Speaker 4: Got to learn a little bit of shit.
- 6:56Speaker 1: You guys learned anything out there was just a fair
- 6:59Speaker 1: part maybe past the micro real quick Jackie favorite part.
- 7:03Speaker 4: I think just fire out there. It was great.
- 7:06Speaker 5: One of our good friends shout out, No if you
- 7:07Speaker 5: shoutout Justin Mancini, he works up here in Live events,
- 7:10Speaker 5: But probably my favorite part was seeing we've been in
- 7:13Speaker 5: these new meetings for the last couple of months with all
- 7:14Speaker 5: the people at HQ, finally getting to meet them in person,
- 7:17Speaker 5: like shake hands. You can see someone on a screen,
- 7:19Speaker 5: but when you meet them in real life, it, you know,
- 7:22Speaker 5: it really honds it in. So yeah, meeting the people
- 7:25Speaker 5: there and everyone was super nice. So go ahead, Taylor,
- 7:31Speaker 5: Oh yeah, JP, go ahead. My favorite part everything the photos.
- 7:35Speaker 4: I didn't know that. Oh go ahead, JV. I got
- 7:39Speaker 4: the floor.
- 7:41Speaker 3: My favorite part same thing as Jack, except I would
- 7:44Speaker 3: like to also add I enjoyed.
- 7:45Speaker 4: Uh. Gary and I shared a hotel room, only had
- 7:48Speaker 4: one bed. Oh I leave it at that. I leave
- 7:52Speaker 4: it at that.
- 7:55Speaker 1: Yeah, Gary, what'd you learn on your field trip?
- 7:59Speaker 4: I learned that we have some fire merch coming out soon.
- 8:02Speaker 4: O man, Garrett. When we're getting them dialed in, it's
- 8:09Speaker 4: just just a man with us gang.
- 8:12Speaker 2: This shit is about to be fine.
- 8:13Speaker 4: Oh Ship, I cannot wait, I cannot wait. It's coming.
- 8:17Speaker 4: It's gonna be good. Oh yeah, Oh can't wait to
- 8:19Speaker 4: show you those hats, bro. What's that? Oh wait, the
- 8:21Speaker 4: ones you sent me? We got Yeah, we got it
- 8:24Speaker 4: dialed in. The concept's not getting dialed in even more.
- 8:26Speaker 4: It's tightening up.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Oh really yeah yeah, I can't wait, dude, I cannot
- 8:30Speaker 1: wait to see those will Walker Junior, incredible guy came
- 8:34Speaker 1: on listen. This man is serious about his business. He
- 8:38Speaker 1: sits there, he owns it. He's hilarious.
- 8:41Speaker 4: But that man's about the Benjamin's that's for sure. Yeah,
- 8:43Speaker 4: he looked too. He is.
- 8:45Speaker 2: He's kind of got like that uh that vibe.
- 8:48Speaker 3: He's got the cowboy heads, got like the old school
- 8:49Speaker 3: like Whale and Jenny Willie Nelson type vibey. And it
- 8:52Speaker 3: seems like he has and I wish I could remember it,
- 8:54Speaker 3: but it seems like he wears like your dad's old cologne,
- 8:56Speaker 3: you know that cologne used to get yeah stetson.
- 8:58Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Like the one where it's like it's like it's like,
- 9:02Speaker 1: what was it called panther? Black Panther was the one
- 9:04Speaker 1: from Anger Many. It's like a dark looking glass flask thing.
- 9:08Speaker 1: It's got the silver top and oh yeah it could
- 9:10Speaker 1: be brew to where you kind of like, yeah, yeah,
- 9:18Speaker 1: who's the who's the guy that everyone loves from Yellowstone?
- 9:21Speaker 4: What's his name?
- 9:22Speaker 3: Uh?
- 9:22Speaker 4: Rip Rip? He looks like rip if rip saying songs
- 9:25Speaker 4: about dicks.
- 9:26Speaker 1: That's exactly he acts. That's how Yeah, that's it, one
- 9:29Speaker 1: hundred percent. He's got a stern fatherly attitude. Yeah, but
- 9:32Speaker 1: he has outstanding music.
- 9:34Speaker 4: You guys arenna love the episode. I think the episode
- 9:36Speaker 4: is gonna be incredible. You just enjoy.
- 9:37Speaker 1: We're eleven minutes in. We're gonna hit you with a
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- 9:44Speaker 1: Will's got this one? Go ahead, Will what you got on?
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- 11:05Speaker 4: little hiccups. I hit it like, oh no, this is
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- 11:14Speaker 1: You need to do me a favor also before you
- 11:16Speaker 1: jump back in the episode.
- 11:17Speaker 4: Hold on one second, one second.
- 11:19Speaker 1: We've already talked about it in the intro, but make
- 11:21Speaker 1: sure you go Subscriberry five stars and get this new
- 11:24Speaker 1: merch we sell it in twenty four hours or do
- 11:26Speaker 1: something special. We still have to talk about what that
- 11:27Speaker 1: thing is. Extremely special, extremely special, dude. Maybe a handwritten note.
- 11:31Speaker 1: I don't know what it's gonna be for. Ooh girl
- 11:33Speaker 1: dad hoodie girl dad hats and Nike Polos. Can we
- 11:37Speaker 1: say Nike Polo? We can say Nike Polo right.
- 11:39Speaker 2: And their Nike brand yeah, nikey brand. Oh yeah, Nike Polos.
- 11:42Speaker 4: Those three sell out. We're gonna do some real special, dude,
- 11:46Speaker 4: real special, dude.
- 11:47Speaker 3: We got a uh, we got a stud on number one.
- 11:51Speaker 3: Absolutely tell us about the birth of Wheeler Walker Jr.
- 11:54Speaker 4: Well, I moved to Nashville, Like, what was it my
- 11:57Speaker 4: managers here like twenty twenty, no, two thousand. I guess
- 12:02Speaker 4: about twenty some years ago, thinking I could make it
- 12:05Speaker 4: in fucking country music. That was back in the days
- 12:08Speaker 4: when they actually had real country. I don't know if
- 12:11Speaker 4: you guys country.
- 12:11Speaker 1: Music fans, what did you say twenty twenty two thousand,
- 12:15Speaker 1: two thousand, that's yeah wrong.
- 12:16Speaker 4: I get the country music. Yeah, I would say you're fan,
- 12:19Speaker 4: oh Jamie, Jamie Johnson's fucking but back then they had
- 12:24Speaker 4: like Alan Jackson, George Straight. There was like actual country
- 12:29Speaker 4: music before it turned to this fucking dog shit pop,
- 12:32Speaker 4: you know, like Flora, George Line, Bullshit, Kane Brown, all this,
- 12:37Speaker 4: all this fucking dog shit.
- 12:38Speaker 2: I'll have because Taylor's rest is one of the.
- 12:41Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure you're all friends.
- 12:42Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if I'm pressed with them or not.
- 12:43Speaker 1: I've loved to hear your opinion on them.
- 12:45Speaker 4: What but be nice guys and still be shitty with
- 12:49Speaker 4: what they're lutely.
- 12:49Speaker 1: I don't disagree with that at all. I don't disagree
- 12:51Speaker 1: with that statement. I'm more of an eighties nineties country
- 12:53Speaker 1: guy myself. Do you like uh from as far as
- 12:56Speaker 1: like contemporary music? Do you like Midland? What do you
- 12:58Speaker 1: think on them?
- 12:59Speaker 4: My thing is or Eric Church or Midland to me
- 13:02Speaker 4: is pretty boys in costumes. You know, uh huh? I
- 13:07Speaker 4: I don't. I don't need I don't need male models
- 13:09Speaker 4: doing they're super handsome. I will give him that. Mark
- 13:12Speaker 4: was an underwear model too. I mean, that's what I'm saying.
- 13:14Speaker 4: He's literally a model, Like, get the fucking models out
- 13:17Speaker 4: of country music, you know, really? Yeah, do you want
- 13:20Speaker 4: more Luke Combs looking motherfuckers? Exactly?
- 13:22Speaker 1: Stapletons though he has that he has the ultimate hit
- 13:26Speaker 1: Honk and Dunk, But Dunk, dunk and Trace is a tall.
- 13:29Speaker 4: Guy full of beard long tony two. Well, we spend
- 13:32Speaker 4: the whole time figuring out who the boo talking about
- 13:34Speaker 4: good looking dudes.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Well, I'm just trying to figure out what I want
- 13:37Speaker 1: to I want to know where you're lying is as
- 13:38Speaker 1: far as like two handsome versus someone handsome, because Tim
- 13:41Speaker 1: McGraw is a handsome bastard, hey Chesney, he's some people
- 13:44Speaker 1: saying he's.
- 13:44Speaker 4: A megropical but can do.
- 13:46Speaker 1: But he also used to play real country. Yeah when
- 13:48Speaker 1: did he stop playing a real country?
- 13:50Speaker 4: Right? I don't, honestly don't to be honest, I don't
- 13:52Speaker 4: know his new ship that much, but I know I
- 13:57Speaker 4: know that he has the ability to play county, right,
- 14:00Speaker 4: and that the new fucking the guy who sings Applebee's song.
- 14:06Speaker 4: What's that guy's name? Yeah, Like that's not that's not country,
- 14:11Speaker 4: that's what do you call it? Cultural appropriation? A dude,
- 14:14Speaker 4: A white guy rapping along to like some like southern
- 14:17Speaker 4: beats or hip hop beats that he puts a twang to.
- 14:21Speaker 4: Then country music.
- 14:22Speaker 2: What about Eric Church?
- 14:24Speaker 4: Eric Church? Eric Church is good, it's not that, but
- 14:28Speaker 4: he's not that good looking. If we're back to the
- 14:30Speaker 4: good look, I think he's fine looking. We're right now.
- 14:33Speaker 1: What we're doing in the first six minutes of this
- 14:35Speaker 1: podcast is we're kind of finding the avenues that we're
- 14:36Speaker 1: going to go down and we're going.
- 14:38Speaker 4: To figure out. So our two main topics are country
- 14:41Speaker 4: music and good looking dudes.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's he nails it on the head
- 14:45Speaker 1: and I can do that for an hour.
- 14:48Speaker 4: I think real an entire place. Yeah, he can take us.
- 14:52Speaker 4: But here's here's the thing, man, I come from the
- 14:55Speaker 4: era of I just don't think you can make the
- 14:57Speaker 4: kind of country I like. I don't think you can
- 14:59Speaker 4: make real country help being a little bit ugly, you know,
- 15:04Speaker 4: Like I come from. My heroes are Whaling, Willy, Billy,
- 15:09Speaker 4: Joe Shaver. Whaling was not an underwear model, let's put
- 15:13Speaker 4: it that way. Yeah, but either was Willy.
- 15:15Speaker 1: They were all kind of like That's what I'm saying
- 15:16Speaker 1: is that's rough around the edges. But you hear in
- 15:18Speaker 1: the music, is that even Cash Cash was kind of Yeah,
- 15:22Speaker 1: I don't know that Johnny Cash wouldn't have been an
- 15:24Speaker 1: underwear model.
- 15:24Speaker 4: No, not at all, you know, but it's like you
- 15:27Speaker 4: need that pain of like not getting laid in high
- 15:30Speaker 4: school to make real country. There's a lot of same
- 15:33Speaker 4: Hunt was it wasn't he a college quarterback or something? Yeah,
- 15:37Speaker 4: like you don't need I'm sick of good thank you.
- 15:40Speaker 4: I'm sick of fucking studs and country music. No more studs.
- 15:44Speaker 4: I need pain, you know, I need real fucking pain.
- 15:48Speaker 4: Sing about pain and I get it. I don't need
- 15:51Speaker 4: to hear about like you know, you know Sam Hunt's
- 15:55Speaker 4: singing about models he dumped. Who gives a fuck? Shut
- 15:59Speaker 4: the fuck up, dude, Like, why am I going to
- 16:02Speaker 4: relate toad? Look at me? You never dumped a model? Like,
- 16:05Speaker 4: no model talk to me. I don't I see.
- 16:07Speaker 1: I'm not looking at you, and I'm not thinking to myself.
- 16:09Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you know what I'm saying. He trust me,
- 16:11Speaker 1: he got burns in the fire, you got a nice
- 16:13Speaker 1: little beard, trust me. And this comes off it ain't pretty. Really,
- 16:18Speaker 1: I don't look like Sam Hunt, but you strike me
- 16:20Speaker 1: as a guy that might have a hose in between
- 16:21Speaker 1: those legs. Though at the same time, listen, we're talking.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Now we're third topic, Dix. I'm doing okay, you're.
- 16:27Speaker 5: Doing all right?
- 16:29Speaker 4: What's all right? I'm not. I think I'm doing all right.
- 16:32Speaker 1: But then I go in the show in the football team,
- 16:33Speaker 1: I'm like, Jesus Christ, I'm not going to let's let's
- 16:36Speaker 1: go back a step. I go on the shower on
- 16:37Speaker 1: the football team. I'm fucked.
- 16:38Speaker 4: But yeah, but we're not doing all right. You know.
- 16:43Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say we're doing all right, but now,
- 16:46Speaker 3: but we only saw our own We only saw.
- 16:48Speaker 2: Our own boy until we got the college and the pros,
- 16:50Speaker 2: and then it's.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Like, okay, yeah, but if you say it, but if
- 16:52Speaker 1: you say how you doing?
- 16:53Speaker 4: I said, all right, so what no, no, with a shrug,
- 16:55Speaker 4: And look what he said, He's now you go. Now
- 16:59Speaker 4: you got Now I'm interested. So what's it like on
- 17:02Speaker 4: in the checking all the fucking NFL schlongs They've got
- 17:05Speaker 4: gonna waste in there. Bro. Yeah, there's what I'm saying, Like,
- 17:08Speaker 4: is it some mean real deal? Do Walt power tools.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Going on America?
- 17:12Speaker 4: And like piece of ship? Do you try to cover it?
- 17:14Speaker 1: Up. No, you stand next to the lines, you do
- 17:17Speaker 1: the linemen they got the small guys, Yeah, yeah, they got.
- 17:19Speaker 1: The more body fat you have, the more the dick goes.
- 17:22Speaker 1: I think it's like every ten pounds overweight you are,
- 17:25Speaker 1: you know, you lose half an inch.
- 17:27Speaker 4: They gotta lose some weight. I think that's a real fact.
- 17:30Speaker 1: We might have to google that, we might have to
- 17:32Speaker 1: fact check that, because I really do believe that's real.
- 17:34Speaker 4: Is there a doctor around we can check it? Yeah?
- 17:36Speaker 1: I was pre med for a little bit in college,
- 17:38Speaker 1: so yeah, so I guess I can't say that.
- 17:40Speaker 4: You know, do you shower with your team after performances? Yeah?
- 17:43Speaker 4: We should. The band all showers and compares dicks you. Yeah, no,
- 17:47Speaker 4: we don't.
- 17:48Speaker 2: I was gonna say, who, what have you seen that
- 17:50Speaker 2: you've you've been impressed with?
- 17:53Speaker 4: I don't. I'm trying to think of you now. You're
- 17:56Speaker 4: putting me on this my head. That's why so far
- 17:58Speaker 4: I dig this podcast because I can't remember the last
- 18:01Speaker 4: interview where they're like, tell me the most impressive dick
- 18:04Speaker 4: you've seen you They didn't ask me that, But.
- 18:07Speaker 3: There's not something that just flashes in your head, like
- 18:09Speaker 3: fuck him, you were a CNN, Tommy c MT.
- 18:13Speaker 4: I was saying, oh, I think said CNN. Yeah, he
- 18:15Speaker 4: strike me as liberals, So CNN would not U. CNN
- 18:19Speaker 4: would not ask me that question either. Yeah, but I
- 18:21Speaker 4: have not been on CNN. But about say tom I
- 18:26Speaker 4: don't remember what you're talking about, Tommy. Oh, I was
- 18:29Speaker 4: gonna say Tommy Lee just because I was thinking about that.
- 18:31Speaker 4: That shows out that was a he had a big schlong.
- 18:34Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna get a nice boy. But that thing's public.
- 18:37Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying, I'm just I think I'm just going
- 18:40Speaker 1: to my go to big dick. Yeah, got a quick
- 18:43Speaker 1: little arsenal in the back there.
- 18:45Speaker 3: I will never get a peek at Kenny Chesneys because
- 18:47Speaker 3: you know he would do rehab over at the Tights facility.
- 18:49Speaker 4: Yeah, and uh, I would assume he doesn't have a
- 18:51Speaker 4: big one.
- 18:52Speaker 3: He couldn't really tell and zero ass you know what
- 18:54Speaker 3: I mean, Like he's got you know, he's got hamsterings
- 18:57Speaker 3: the cat.
- 18:58Speaker 4: Finally I can talk about Kenny Chesney's ass. Yeah, here
- 19:00Speaker 4: it is, doesn't have one.
- 19:02Speaker 2: We are that Sinatra right there.
- 19:04Speaker 4: This is Sinatra.
- 19:05Speaker 1: Thank you for noticing cool because a lot of people
- 19:07Speaker 1: say it's a young Elvis. I'm like, no, it's Sinatra's
- 19:09Speaker 1: mug shot from like thirty six, your big Sinatra.
- 19:12Speaker 2: I do like Sinatra, I really do.
- 19:14Speaker 1: I'm not a huge like rat pack guy, but that's
- 19:17Speaker 1: like something stupid my way and the way he conducted himself.
- 19:20Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of that. Okay, enough back to
- 19:23Speaker 1: Kenny Chisney's Yeah.
- 19:24Speaker 3: So yeah, I couldn't really get a good look at
- 19:26Speaker 3: his piece, but he would go in the coultub wouldn't
- 19:28Speaker 3: last very long at all in the coulta one of
- 19:30Speaker 3: those like dunkin you think you're doing.
- 19:31Speaker 4: The cold So what was going on? You were at
- 19:33Speaker 4: the same working out of the same place, the facility.
- 19:35Speaker 1: He's really good friends with our head trainer, Todd TORSELI
- 19:37Speaker 1: shout out Tod.
- 19:38Speaker 4: He's pretty ripped right, Oh yeah, he's working out hard. Yeah,
- 19:42Speaker 4: and you're small, bro, Like how small? Oh like small?
- 19:46Speaker 4: Like like like what a quarter of an inch? Soft? No?
- 19:49Speaker 2: No, no, I'm talking talking about penises.
- 19:52Speaker 4: See.
- 19:53Speaker 3: I didn't get a look. I didn't get a look
- 19:54Speaker 3: at his you know, his saying his wrench down low.
- 19:57Speaker 3: I didn't get to peak at.
- 19:58Speaker 4: That me like it probably wouldn't be a wrench you
- 19:59Speaker 4: know little tools where you put the he squeeze and
- 20:02Speaker 4: turned the nail in. Probably want alan like an alan ke,
- 20:04Speaker 4: like what's called alan wrench? Is that what they're called?
- 20:07Speaker 4: One of the short ones? El? Yeah?
- 20:12Speaker 3: Yeah, but he got in the cold tub and I'm
- 20:14Speaker 3: just like, I mean slender man zero ass to him.
- 20:18Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because you gotta might mean small dick.
- 20:20Speaker 3: You would see him on all the like CD covers
- 20:22Speaker 3: and stuff, and you know, I was like in high
- 20:24Speaker 3: school and stuff, and he's like a rip fucking country singer,
- 20:26Speaker 3: and then you see him in person.
- 20:28Speaker 4: He's a small cat. Yeah.
- 20:30Speaker 2: He hurt his knee.
- 20:31Speaker 3: The reason he was in there he heard his knee
- 20:33Speaker 3: at a concert or something like that and was getting rehab.
- 20:36Speaker 4: Oh but you're a country you're a country singer. What
- 20:38Speaker 4: do you need? I mean, what if you have a
- 20:39Speaker 4: bad knee? He gives a he is he dancing around? Yeah?
- 20:43Speaker 2: I guess he like, you know, did something and hurt
- 20:45Speaker 2: his knee.
- 20:46Speaker 4: Well, I gotta I gotta get start training over there.
- 20:48Speaker 4: Do you do any training for I don't, but I performance.
- 20:52Speaker 4: I saw myself on my shirt off the other night,
- 20:53Speaker 4: and I think it's about that time. Yeah, it's kind
- 20:56Speaker 4: of good after it. Yeah.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got that skinny guy that where it's
- 21:00Speaker 1: like you kind of probably could walk into any store
- 21:02Speaker 1: and off the rack you can be like, hey, just.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Give me that. You put that on to the This
- 21:07Speaker 4: rengular shirt is uh, don't want to brag, but this
- 21:10Speaker 4: is from Amazon? Is it? Now?
- 21:12Speaker 2: You found that on Amazon?
- 21:14Speaker 4: Yeah? I just I just keep buying them. What size
- 21:16Speaker 4: are you? I think a medium? I don't know. We
- 21:20Speaker 4: got to talk to bezos and double check.
- 21:24Speaker 3: Hey, Bezos, and speaking of the whole liberal thing, you
- 21:27Speaker 3: would ask your fans to pre cancel you.
- 21:29Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to hear about that. So I
- 21:33Speaker 4: don't know if you guys, I assume you know enough
- 21:35Speaker 4: about my music. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. I'm like, we
- 21:39Speaker 4: put out an album with these song titles and these lyrics,
- 21:42Speaker 4: I'm gonna get fucking canceled. Let's just give him a
- 21:45Speaker 4: fucking shot. Let's let's beat him to the punch. Cancel
- 21:48Speaker 4: Wheeler dot com. We'll give you the album for free.
- 21:51Speaker 4: Burner on social media. Let's get out in front of it.
- 21:54Speaker 4: Cancel me before the feet, because these people don't give
- 21:57Speaker 4: a fuck what's actually on the record. You know, let's
- 22:00Speaker 4: just give him a chance to cancel me without hearing it.
- 22:02Speaker 4: You know, so just during the move in pre canceled
- 22:06Speaker 4: Wheeler for us.
- 22:07Speaker 1: I wanted to be the you can pre order now
- 22:10Speaker 1: I'm one to people to pre cancel me, like, canceled
- 22:14Speaker 1: me before they even hear it. Yeah, just to prove
- 22:17Speaker 1: my point that they don't give a funk about them.
- 22:18Speaker 4: How did it do? We killed it? I love that,
- 22:21Speaker 4: you know a little. I got pre canceled, canceled before
- 22:25Speaker 4: I open my fucking mouth.
- 22:27Speaker 2: What are Let's bring up the titles to his music.
- 22:34Speaker 4: I mean your classics. Fuck you bitch, eating pussy kicking ass.
- 22:37Speaker 4: That fuck you bitch killed at the rhyme And I
- 22:39Speaker 4: wish you guys had come to the rhyme in the
- 22:40Speaker 4: other night.
- 22:41Speaker 1: We didn't know you yet. You haven't had this report
- 22:43Speaker 1: we have now. Yeah, I felt like we could have.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I wish i'd known that we that you guys aren't
- 22:49Speaker 1: this into dicks. I would have gotten your ticket.
- 22:52Speaker 3: Don't you have one about like aren't one of your
- 22:54Speaker 3: songs called like something about like sucking dick or something
- 22:56Speaker 3: like that.
- 22:57Speaker 1: It's eating pussy kicking ass. And at the end, thank you,
- 22:59Speaker 1: bring us girl home pulls a skirt up. Something's wrong?
- 23:03Speaker 4: Yeah, and I go, what are you do? Yeah? What
- 23:07Speaker 4: do you do?
- 23:07Speaker 3: So?
- 23:07Speaker 4: What did you do? I sucked? I sucked his dick
- 23:10Speaker 4: and kicked his ass. That's right. What's funny is Taylor
- 23:14Speaker 4: actually put me on your music? And this was back.
- 23:17Speaker 4: I thought you're about to say, what's funny? Is Taylor
- 23:18Speaker 4: did that too? Yeah?
- 23:19Speaker 3: I have, but it was like me on those songs.
- 23:23Speaker 3: Like it was like a couple of years ago.
- 23:27Speaker 1: There was a Tyler Merrits. He's from Wisconsin, good old
- 23:29Speaker 1: country boy. He would always play your music. We went on,
- 23:34Speaker 1: who's the guy that sings Cocaine Cowboys? That's a great song.
- 23:39Speaker 1: I forget it was, but that was one. And we'd
- 23:41Speaker 1: play your music before you had to practice.
- 23:43Speaker 4: And just yeah, I heard a lot of NFL players
- 23:46Speaker 4: are into Wheeler, but I haven't met him.
- 23:48Speaker 1: You are Wheeler, But I'm saying I'm talking speaking the
- 23:52Speaker 1: third person. I haven't met the players, but the players
- 23:56Speaker 1: are into.
- 23:57Speaker 4: Talk about my music. I talk about the way act
- 24:00Speaker 4: Will talks about guns and roses, inn axellent third person. Yeah,
- 24:04Speaker 4: I respect that the way Sinatra does. I love that.
- 24:08Speaker 4: Y'all are a fan of comp. Hear'd you are a
- 24:11Speaker 4: fan of comp what's the deal? I do like the
- 24:13Speaker 4: music though.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Wait, so when you first get to Nashville two thousand,
- 24:17Speaker 1: you look around and you say, fucking hate all this
- 24:19Speaker 1: country music or it's solid at that point.
- 24:22Speaker 4: Well, it was okay, and then it started getting real poppy.
- 24:25Speaker 4: At what point do you think I got too poppy
- 24:26Speaker 4: when Taylor Swift jumped in? Do you think Taylor Swift?
- 24:30Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if she was the reason,
- 24:33Speaker 4: because I don't like I don't consider her my competition.
- 24:37Speaker 4: I was thinking more about, like again, Flora Georgian line.
- 24:39Speaker 4: When they town Sam Perry. Yeah, they started like adding
- 24:44Speaker 4: and listen, I love hip hop, you know. I love Snoop,
- 24:47Speaker 4: I love Doctor Dre, I love Old school Ship run DMC.
- 24:50Speaker 4: When they started like trying to rap in country, yeah,
- 24:53Speaker 4: Nelly was on every fucking song. Nothing against Nelly, but
- 24:56Speaker 4: it's like it just sounded like pop music, and I'm like,
- 25:01Speaker 4: where'd the country go? Just just because you just because
- 25:05Speaker 4: you're wearing a cowboy yet don't mean his country. If
- 25:07Speaker 4: you're rapping with Nelly and you're a pussy, it ain't
- 25:12Speaker 4: country music. Yeah, nothing again, nothing, against your buddies in
- 25:15Speaker 4: Florida Georgia on no, no, no.
- 25:16Speaker 1: So here's my question to you, Because I have issues
- 25:20Speaker 1: with country, I don't have issues to country music. But
- 25:22Speaker 1: I can see what you're saying from the standpoint of
- 25:24Speaker 1: like it becoming poppy. Let's say Florida Georgia Line didn't
- 25:28Speaker 1: have the title of country music or western or anything
- 25:32Speaker 1: on them.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Would they still be a shitty band to you?
- 25:35Speaker 4: Well, that's but you're getting to MY bigger issue is
- 25:38Speaker 4: if they just called themselves pop, I probably wouldn't have
- 25:40Speaker 4: an issue. You would have an issue at all. Right,
- 25:42Speaker 4: I don't know who the shitty pop artist are. I
- 25:44Speaker 4: don't I'm not in that world. But if my thing
- 25:46Speaker 4: is calling a country and going to the cmas and
- 25:50Speaker 4: pretending that you're have anything to do with Willy and
- 25:54Speaker 4: whaling and all this shit, you know.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Yeah, But when Willy and Whalen and all of them
- 25:57Speaker 1: were on, when they were first coming up, people thought
- 26:00Speaker 1: they weren't country. These guys are outlaw guys. They don't
- 26:03Speaker 1: they don't belong in country music that type of thing.
- 26:05Speaker 1: So one argument, and I'm not saying I disagree with you,
- 26:08Speaker 1: but an argument agrees with you.
- 26:10Speaker 4: No, he's making a good point.
- 26:13Speaker 1: I think that as we progress through years and years
- 26:16Speaker 1: and years, like the pop will come and as pop
- 26:18Speaker 1: gets more and more kind of flamboyant or whatever whatever
- 26:22Speaker 1: word you want to use, I think the highwaymen will
- 26:25Speaker 1: start coming back and it'll get more twenty again and
- 26:27Speaker 1: ebbs and flows.
- 26:28Speaker 4: I hope, I hope you're right. Like just like styles
- 26:31Speaker 4: like the way like to me, and I get in
- 26:34Speaker 4: retrospect easier to say, But to me, Whalen took country
- 26:38Speaker 4: music and pushed in a cool new direction. And I
- 26:40Speaker 4: get what you're saying that if you were there at
- 26:43Speaker 4: the time, it was probably like this is fucking crazy.
- 26:45Speaker 4: But I felt to me, I felt like he took
- 26:47Speaker 4: it more like into like a rock and roll attitude.
- 26:51Speaker 4: Fuck the main attitude where these guys had but to
- 26:53Speaker 4: listen to it. Guys have the like a rebellious the
- 26:57Speaker 4: new guys have a please the man attitude whatever gets
- 27:01Speaker 4: me on the charts attitude. Yeah, where those guys are
- 27:03Speaker 4: like more like I don't give a fuck if I'm
- 27:05Speaker 4: on the radio or not, don't play it. I don't
- 27:07Speaker 4: give a fuck.
- 27:08Speaker 1: There's two issues with with uh that statement not issues,
- 27:11Speaker 1: but two things that come to mind. One, sorry for
- 27:14Speaker 1: interrupting you. One is when you say you said Haggard
- 27:19Speaker 1: when I was.
- 27:19Speaker 4: Talking about Whalen Whaling.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Sorry, when you saw Whalen was doing a rock and
- 27:23Speaker 1: roll he was pushing it more towards the rock and roll.
- 27:26Speaker 1: I'm sure there's other people that are looking in the
- 27:28Speaker 1: rock and roll world that are like, what the fuck
- 27:31Speaker 1: are these guys doing, and people in the country going,
- 27:32Speaker 1: what the fuck?
- 27:33Speaker 4: These guys are rock and roll bands.
- 27:34Speaker 1: They're not like you're saying, these are pop bands, these
- 27:37Speaker 1: are these rockers are probably like these guys are are
- 27:39Speaker 1: fucking country.
- 27:40Speaker 4: They're not real country, They're not this well. I agree
- 27:42Speaker 4: with you, but at the end of the day, I don't.
- 27:47Speaker 4: I don't really give a fuck about genres. You know,
- 27:50Speaker 4: good music is good music. I fuck like, what is skinner?
- 27:53Speaker 4: Are they country or they rock? To me, they fucking rock?
- 27:56Speaker 4: But there are southern just to kick ass southern band.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Yeah, you almost wouldn't call.
- 28:04Speaker 4: There's two categories. There's good and bad. Whaling and will
- 28:08Speaker 4: you are good? All your friends are bad?
- 28:14Speaker 1: I know. I I think when you put it in
- 28:16Speaker 1: that way, I think that's that makes a lot a
- 28:18Speaker 1: whole lot more sense.
- 28:19Speaker 3: But I think what you were saying is like it's
- 28:20Speaker 3: true though, It's like you still need the cats like you,
- 28:23Speaker 3: the Willie, the Whalens, all that stuff.
- 28:24Speaker 4: Right, you gotta have them.
- 28:25Speaker 3: Those rebels, they're gonna come back around and they'll have
- 28:28Speaker 3: a way to do it. And that's the thing, because
- 28:29Speaker 3: the the please the man attitude is gonna get big
- 28:31Speaker 3: enough to where you need those motherfuckers to come back
- 28:34Speaker 3: in it.
- 28:34Speaker 4: Right, that's the thing too, is I mean, I guess
- 28:36Speaker 4: I should be thankful because those guys make me look
- 28:38Speaker 4: like I invented this ship, which I didn't. You know,
- 28:42Speaker 4: Like the more that ship gets big, the more like
- 28:44Speaker 4: you know, know, the Tyler Childers and that Surgels and
- 28:49Speaker 4: that ship gets so big because because it goes we
- 28:53Speaker 4: want the we want the other, we want the real ship.
- 28:56Speaker 4: So it probably in its own way helps that ship too.
- 28:59Speaker 4: M hmm. There's plenty of good music out there.
- 29:01Speaker 1: Colter Wall he's a young Walters fucking killer is the
- 29:05Speaker 1: boy from Canada?
- 29:06Speaker 4: Is he from Canada's from Canadaya? He's from Canada?
- 29:08Speaker 5: Right?
- 29:09Speaker 4: Uh? Black Top? That's a song. I love that song.
- 29:12Speaker 4: He's he's like eighteen or he's not even twenty one yet, right,
- 29:16Speaker 4: Can I give you another guy's name is really I
- 29:17Speaker 4: would love the a couple. I'll give you a couple.
- 29:20Speaker 4: Ian know his killer He is another Kentucky Ian. Yeah,
- 29:24Speaker 4: and uh oh, he's only twenty okay. And the guy
- 29:27Speaker 4: I thought it was much longer the other night than that.
- 29:30Speaker 4: It's fucking crazy. And I'm saying though, and he really
- 29:32Speaker 4: sounds like he's forty five. Yeah, Ian, though I open
- 29:37Speaker 4: up for me the other night. Joshua ray Walker is
- 29:39Speaker 4: really fucking good. Ian's probably my favorite out there right now.
- 29:43Speaker 4: Joshua ray Walker. Any relation relation? Now that's the country guy?
- 29:49Speaker 4: Tell me? Yeah, he looks country, Yeah, just a country
- 29:53Speaker 4: and western.
- 29:54Speaker 2: He looks like he Ben Hoffman.
- 29:57Speaker 4: Yeah for real? All right, pe man, Im you guys
- 30:00Speaker 4: missed that guy.
- 30:03Speaker 1: So your songs in your song poon, you're shouting out
- 30:07Speaker 1: for Florida, Georgia Line and Sam Hunt and Kelsey Ballerini,
- 30:11Speaker 1: all these people. Is that kind of like a cloud
- 30:12Speaker 1: chase or you're just making good music.
- 30:15Speaker 4: I was just trying to say welcome, yeah and give
- 30:19Speaker 4: me some Well, no, I was I wasn't trying. I
- 30:22Speaker 4: was trying to think of a of a word that
- 30:24Speaker 4: was like I wanted to say fuck you without saying
- 30:27Speaker 4: fuck you. I just came up with the word poon.
- 30:28Speaker 4: I don't know what it means. Really, poon is pussy,
- 30:31Speaker 4: because I'm I know what poon means. But in the
- 30:33Speaker 4: way I'm using it, I'm not saying Flora George and
- 30:35Speaker 4: give me your pussy. Yeah, saying give me that poon
- 30:39Speaker 4: and you know, give me that pussy.
- 30:40Speaker 1: The way I interpreted the song was, hey, give me
- 30:43Speaker 1: your give me your groupies, let me get that.
- 30:46Speaker 4: That's That's not what I'm I was just thinking, like
- 30:49Speaker 4: I was just thinking about I want to write a
- 30:51Speaker 4: fuck you and I want what is kind of taboo
- 30:55Speaker 4: in country, which is naming names, naming all these people named.
- 30:58Speaker 4: To me, it was just a fuck you song. It
- 31:00Speaker 4: was just it felt like a good fun way to
- 31:04Speaker 4: say fuck you without saying because it's not clever to
- 31:07Speaker 4: just say each one of these guys fuck you. Yeah,
- 31:10Speaker 4: it felt like, give me that poon. Just felt like
- 31:11Speaker 4: a new way of saying fuck you. It doesn't make sense,
- 31:15Speaker 4: but to me, in my head, which is messed up,
- 31:17Speaker 4: it made sense. Yeah, fuck you, give me that poon,
- 31:20Speaker 4: Like whatever you got, just give it to me.
- 31:22Speaker 2: Just a little beef, like creating some beef a little
- 31:24Speaker 2: beef track.
- 31:25Speaker 4: I don't think anyone got any beef, I will say.
- 31:28Speaker 4: Jake Owen reached out and said he appreciated the shout out, which.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Means yeah, but Jake owing sounds like a homie And
- 31:35Speaker 1: I know he's a handsome guy, which really pisses you off.
- 31:37Speaker 1: But everything I've heard about him is he's like a
- 31:40Speaker 1: cool guy that everyone likes that.
- 31:42Speaker 4: I don't know him that well, but he's always been
- 31:44Speaker 4: nice to me. And he was the only guy in
- 31:46Speaker 4: the song was like who thought was cool to be
- 31:49Speaker 4: in the song, which I appreciate it. I'm not trying
- 31:52Speaker 4: to make enemies, you know.
- 31:53Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but at the same time, like you all
- 31:55Speaker 3: lie the sand, yeah, like if you're like just in
- 31:58Speaker 3: the business of entertainment, like and also if you create
- 32:01Speaker 3: something like that, you're gonna hopefully get some traction by fucking.
- 32:04Speaker 4: But also it's kind of cool to kind of have
- 32:07Speaker 4: fun with it too, you know.
- 32:08Speaker 3: It's kind of like what rappers do, right, like eminem
- 32:11Speaker 3: and all those guys who like I was trying to.
- 32:13Speaker 4: Bring bring some of that beef into country music, which
- 32:15Speaker 4: they don't really have. Going back and forth with each other.
- 32:17Speaker 4: Don't you think there's some of these guys too polite? Yeah?
- 32:20Speaker 1: Man, you know, I mean the yes for any genre
- 32:22Speaker 1: of any music, though there are people that kind of
- 32:25Speaker 1: but more country than anything anything else.
- 32:27Speaker 4: There's a lot more polite guys. Are you a fan
- 32:29Speaker 4: of Morgan Morgan Wallin? I dig his music. Of what
- 32:33Speaker 4: I've heard, I don't. I'm not gonna lie and say
- 32:35Speaker 4: I could sing you every one of his tunes.
- 32:38Speaker 3: But to me, he's somebody that's a little more that
- 32:40Speaker 3: the mainstream, but he also obviously has some good.
- 32:42Speaker 4: He couldn't be more mainstream, right and needs the hottest
- 32:44Speaker 4: ship out there? Yeah? Yeah, I mean did hit. I
- 32:48Speaker 4: mean he's pretty big. But I mean when I he's
- 32:50Speaker 4: someone I listen to, I go, yeah, it's pretty obvious
- 32:54Speaker 4: to me. I hit. Hear it pretty fast. When I
- 32:55Speaker 4: hear it, I go, I don't go, this is talentless ship.
- 32:59Speaker 4: I hear it, I go, this is pretty good. It's
- 33:01Speaker 4: pretty you can do it pretty fast, like this guy's
- 33:04Speaker 4: got or you don't. Yeah.
- 33:06Speaker 1: So when we first started this conversation, you're saying you
- 33:08Speaker 1: came to Nashville in two thousand and you tried to
- 33:12Speaker 1: make it in country music? Is there a point where
- 33:14Speaker 1: you thought you haven't made it in country music? Because
- 33:16Speaker 1: you have? I mean one point four million listeners per
- 33:19Speaker 1: month on Spotify.
- 33:20Speaker 4: Like I felt like I wanted to make real country music,
- 33:25Speaker 4: and then I started making I started not censoring myself
- 33:30Speaker 4: when people started digging those songs, Like what if I
- 33:32Speaker 4: do a whole album of those songs? Now we're up
- 33:35Speaker 4: to how about four albums of those songs? And like
- 33:38Speaker 4: I said, I just my goal was to sell out
- 33:41Speaker 4: the Rhymen, Yeah, which I did Friday night. So I'm like,
- 33:44Speaker 4: now what the fuck? I guess now all gotta do
- 33:46Speaker 4: is I got a bust with the boys. That's all.
- 33:48Speaker 4: It's left right left man. But so it's like as
- 33:51Speaker 4: big as the Rhyman though, right, I got it. I
- 33:53Speaker 4: got as big as I ever thought i'd be. So
- 33:54Speaker 4: it's like, what the fuck do I do now? I
- 33:56Speaker 4: don't know? What are you trying to do? Now? Like
- 34:00Speaker 4: I said that photos so much, Let's get this, Let's
- 34:02Speaker 4: get this fucking bus rolling. I love the trying. I'm
- 34:06Speaker 4: trying to get a I guess my next goal would
- 34:08Speaker 4: be to get a dick that I could I could
- 34:10Speaker 4: whip out in the NFL locker room.
- 34:11Speaker 1: You could be proud of you around the boar. We've
- 34:13Speaker 1: been in the league for eight nine years. We still
- 34:16Speaker 1: don't have dicks you can whip out proud of in there.
- 34:18Speaker 4: You know the problem with what what can you There's
- 34:21Speaker 4: not much you can do to Yeah, I don't even
- 34:23Speaker 4: think so. There's probably a couple of certain they got us,
- 34:25Speaker 4: so the surgery can't be can't really work.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Well, if you can turn any into an OUDI can
- 34:31Speaker 1: you do that?
- 34:32Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 34:32Speaker 1: People go through like that transition all time, transgenders, people
- 34:36Speaker 1: turning their penis vagina into an auty.
- 34:38Speaker 4: That's a any into a pussy. No, that'd be your
- 34:43Speaker 4: dick as it would be a pussy out. He is
- 34:44Speaker 4: a dick. Okay, Yeah, well that's a fun way of
- 34:46Speaker 4: saying that, like poon. Yeah, I guess, I guess you're right.
- 34:49Speaker 4: But my point is, doctor, if there's a doctor's listening,
- 34:53Speaker 4: let's figure out this penis enlargement thing. Let's get a
- 34:55Speaker 4: little better. Hey, what is this right here? Where Walker
- 34:58Speaker 4: Junior and Vice Will Smith? The c m A awards
- 35:01Speaker 4: a lot of face to slap, and I just I
- 35:03Speaker 4: saw him slap Chris Rock's face and I got pissed
- 35:06Speaker 4: me off. But that first off, obviously I'm it's it's
- 35:08Speaker 4: fucking lame as ship, control yourself. But also like, god
- 35:13Speaker 4: damn it, I would love to see him at the
- 35:15Speaker 4: Cmas just smack every one of those motherfuckers.
- 35:19Speaker 2: But you'd like to use him as a weapon.
- 35:21Speaker 4: My my, my plan is I think they the next
- 35:24Speaker 4: Cmas should be all jokes about his wife and.
- 35:28Speaker 2: They just you walking around. Where is this you ask me?
- 35:30Speaker 4: Protesting the Flora George Linings. Yeah, they have a cunt.
- 35:35Speaker 4: They have a flora George Linning zhib at the Country
- 35:37Speaker 4: Music Hall of Fame. I didn't like him.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Hilarious has called the cops. Have they said anything to you,
- 35:46Speaker 1: Florida Georgia.
- 35:47Speaker 4: Line, I don't really speak to them. Have they ever
- 35:51Speaker 4: spoken to you? They have not. I've heard. I've heard
- 35:54Speaker 4: through the great find they're not fans.
- 35:56Speaker 2: But just a guess, why would they not be fans.
- 35:59Speaker 4: Because I say a lot of shit about him?
- 36:01Speaker 1: Now, what if Ford George Line came to you, uh
- 36:04Speaker 1: and was like, hey, we should do a collaboration a
- 36:07Speaker 1: song together.
- 36:10Speaker 4: It's a good question. They you two just keep sucking
- 36:14Speaker 4: each other and leave me alone. Hey, they're good dudes.
- 36:19Speaker 4: Well they're good dudes. Man, Well that make better fucking music.
- 36:25Speaker 4: The good dudes make better fucking music. Takes two, you
- 36:28Speaker 4: know they can pull it out. Oh that is so funny.
- 36:31Speaker 4: Was that earlier today? You're you really do outfits?
- 36:34Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 36:34Speaker 4: No, I thought I don't know that was a month
- 36:36Speaker 4: ago or something. By the text him and say, hey listen, no.
- 36:38Speaker 5: Don't know.
- 36:39Speaker 4: I don't want to get my asking. I'm stuck in
- 36:43Speaker 4: a bus. Where am I gonna go? But you think
- 36:45Speaker 4: you wouldn't beat them in the fight. There's two of them?
- 36:49Speaker 1: Yeah, but if there was like a one at a
- 36:50Speaker 1: time thing, here's my one of my view, and we
- 36:52Speaker 1: gave you will and you guys were like a tag
- 36:54Speaker 1: team WW type of matchup.
- 36:56Speaker 4: You don't think you can take them? That is, those
- 36:59Speaker 4: guys need to and less because those guys are pretty
- 37:01Speaker 4: ripped to Those guys need to spend less time in
- 37:03Speaker 4: the gym, more time working on their singing and their
- 37:05Speaker 4: guitar playing and their songs. My is my note to them.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Just stick to stick to No.
- 37:12Speaker 4: I'm just they spend us, seemed to speak, you spend
- 37:15Speaker 4: all their time a football player stick or a basketball player,
- 37:17Speaker 4: stick the ball stick the ball stick to music.
- 37:20Speaker 1: That's what you're saying, Yeah, get a little chubby, Yeah,
- 37:25Speaker 1: it wouldn't hurt.
- 37:26Speaker 4: I would. I'd listen to them if they were fat.
- 37:30Speaker 4: It's pain. If you're trying to imply that it's jealousy,
- 37:35Speaker 4: maybe it is jealous.
- 37:37Speaker 2: That's what fuels your fire.
- 37:38Speaker 4: But when I hear I mean like when I hear
- 37:39Speaker 4: they're playing Wriggly sold out Wrigley Field, which happened probably
- 37:43Speaker 4: years ago, a hater would say, you're just jealous, and
- 37:47Speaker 4: the answers, fuck, yeah, I'm jealous. I'm not denying it.
- 37:50Speaker 4: I'm just saying I think I'm better than them and
- 37:52Speaker 4: I should sell. But they're on the radio. And there's
- 37:56Speaker 4: a reason. I get. I'm not dumb. I get why
- 37:58Speaker 4: fuck you bitch ain't on the radio. Your music might
- 38:02Speaker 4: not be able to make the radio. And I like
- 38:03Speaker 4: my you know, I have a song called which one
- 38:07Speaker 4: of you queer is Gonna Suck my dick?
- 38:08Speaker 1: I I realized why that's the song I was thinking.
- 38:10Speaker 1: I realized why that's not on top forty radio. But
- 38:13Speaker 1: I still like singing it.
- 38:14Speaker 4: So all the songs you have, what song do you
- 38:16Speaker 4: think could make Top forty radio. My newest singles called
- 38:21Speaker 4: God Told Me to Fuck You, and I think it's
- 38:24Speaker 4: I think it's my prettiest song I've ever done, the
- 38:26Speaker 4: prettiest song in that way. It's just just soundless. No,
- 38:30Speaker 4: it's not the cleanest have that song?
- 38:31Speaker 1: Have you heard the song I Take You for a Ride.
- 38:33Speaker 1: I'm a big green tractor. We can go slower and
- 38:36Speaker 1: make you go faster. Who sings that song? Jason all
- 38:39Speaker 1: Dean sings that song? And I'm pretty sure the tractor
- 38:41Speaker 1: is this dick in the song if you listen to it, I.
- 38:44Speaker 4: Think those dudes are really in the metaphors. Yeah, the
- 38:47Speaker 4: thing is, it's twenty twenty two. Yeah, what the fuck
- 38:50Speaker 4: am I gonna do metaphors? Poetry? But art? No offense
- 38:55Speaker 4: to that, to the big green tractor. That doesn't sound
- 38:57Speaker 4: like poetry to me. Yeah, you know, it's just like
- 39:01Speaker 4: I just don't feel like censoring myself.
- 39:02Speaker 2: You know, at what point did you start to think
- 39:04Speaker 2: that way?
- 39:05Speaker 3: Because I was, like, I told you I was a
- 39:06Speaker 3: question a question Rogan, And you're like, I spent about
- 39:09Speaker 3: fifteen years with my dick in the dirt.
- 39:11Speaker 4: When did you start? I think I just saw I
- 39:14Speaker 4: just snapped I was sick of trunk to please record
- 39:17Speaker 4: company assholes. Radio dudes, fuck them all. I don't want
- 39:20Speaker 4: to be on the fucking radio. I don't want to
- 39:22Speaker 4: be on your fucking award show. I don't want to
- 39:25Speaker 4: be on your fucking I was gonna say podcast, but
- 39:28Speaker 4: this is place is cool.
- 39:29Speaker 1: I don't want to be on your fucking you don't
- 39:32Speaker 1: want to be on that bone. I don't want to
- 39:34Speaker 1: be on I don't want to be on the fucking
- 39:36Speaker 1: red carpet. So I'll just do it my fucking way
- 39:39Speaker 1: and fuck all you motherfuckers.
- 39:41Speaker 3: Is that why you retained your music at first? Were
- 39:44Speaker 3: you trying to get those label deals to where you probably.
- 39:47Speaker 4: Wouldn't have owned your music? That was the only way
- 39:49Speaker 4: to do it. So then I was just like, I
- 39:52Speaker 4: can just I can just own my own music. I mean,
- 39:55Speaker 4: that was my thing with the whole ship that went
- 39:58Speaker 4: down with Morgan Wallen was like, I'm not saying I'm
- 40:02Speaker 4: that's gonna happen to me, but like, if you own
- 40:05Speaker 4: your I'm not. I don't. I got no boss. He's
- 40:10Speaker 4: got Universal, he's on Saturn Night Live, he's got a
- 40:13Speaker 4: team of people, big time agents, all these when you
- 40:16Speaker 4: you then you make one little you make a fuck up.
- 40:19Speaker 4: Then there's corporations who are gonna I don't want to
- 40:22Speaker 4: deal with no fucking corporations. I think you would do
- 40:24Speaker 4: amazing on SNL, by the way, I think I would too,
- 40:27Speaker 4: But but then you'd have to fucking probably have to
- 40:31Speaker 4: watch the show, and I don't want to sit through
- 40:32Speaker 4: that ship. No, you have to watch the show. You're
- 40:35Speaker 4: an SNL guy.
- 40:37Speaker 1: He strike me as a guy that enjoys get like
- 40:39Speaker 1: Mad TV back in the day or something like that.
- 40:41Speaker 4: I mean, stupid, Why is it stupid?
- 40:44Speaker 2: I mean, you like South Park.
- 40:45Speaker 4: Don't you? South Park is funny, but I just don't
- 40:48Speaker 4: like the fucking like the topical, like political, like Biden's old.
- 40:54Speaker 4: I get it. I don't need fucking twelve sketches about it,
- 40:56Speaker 4: you know. Yeah, that's true. I actually I can agree
- 40:58Speaker 4: with that.
- 41:00Speaker 1: That's kind of like the main move now for the
- 41:01Speaker 1: past eight, eight or twelve years, right, Obama Trump?
- 41:06Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I've never found that shit that funny.
- 41:08Speaker 1: I mean, like a buddy of mine who was a
- 41:11Speaker 1: big fan of mine, Norm McDonald, really funny.
- 41:14Speaker 4: I'll watch him ALRIGHTP But there's one hund but there's
- 41:21Speaker 4: very few norms. There's no norms left on this and
- 41:24Speaker 4: no I don't have you know, talk to that. Yeah,
- 41:26Speaker 4: there's that is tough.
- 41:30Speaker 1: I feel like when it comes to Rob Dear ridiculousness,
- 41:34Speaker 1: I deal love ridiculousness. When it comes to SNL, every
- 41:37Speaker 1: new crew of cast members, everyone's like, oh, they weren't
- 41:40Speaker 1: like the last ones.
- 41:41Speaker 4: That's probably fair, But I also, I guess I'm just
- 41:44Speaker 4: getting older. I find it, I just don't find it funny. Yeah,
- 41:47Speaker 4: you a big Blushi guy. Chris Farley Adams Sandler guy.
- 41:49Speaker 4: Chris Farley was probably my favorite. He was. Yeah, he
- 41:53Speaker 4: was unbelievable. Huh he was?
- 41:55Speaker 3: Was there like a defining moment that made you switch
- 41:57Speaker 3: through the whole getting a Yeah, for lack of a
- 42:01Speaker 3: better term, like derogatory and raw with your music titles
- 42:04Speaker 3: and everything else, you said you were sick of like
- 42:07Speaker 3: pleasing and trying to get a label with that.
- 42:09Speaker 4: I think there. I don't know if there was a
- 42:12Speaker 4: probably when Garth was getting so big, I was just like,
- 42:15Speaker 4: when it's just hits, I'm just not gonna be as
- 42:17Speaker 4: big as fucking Garth. Why don't I get my own
- 42:20Speaker 4: fucking lane and do what I want to fucking do
- 42:22Speaker 4: because I always wanted to to. Like I said, I
- 42:25Speaker 4: grew up on like I always used the example I
- 42:29Speaker 4: remember being in but I grown from Kentucky, being in
- 42:32Speaker 4: my budd's house in Kentucky and me and my buddies
- 42:35Speaker 4: were in one room listening to n w A and
- 42:38Speaker 4: their parents were down the hall listen to Whalen and
- 42:40Speaker 4: I want to take a piss. And I was in
- 42:41Speaker 4: the hall and I heard the twang of the pedal
- 42:45Speaker 4: steel of Whalen. I could still hear ice Cube rapping,
- 42:49Speaker 4: like it'ld be kind of cool to hear these two,
- 42:51Speaker 4: Like they're both kind of badass music. Why can't why
- 42:55Speaker 4: can't Whalen sing when ice Cube is singing? You know,
- 42:59Speaker 4: why can't he say these word? You know what I'm saying?
- 43:02Speaker 4: Now we got this ship too. It's like, you know,
- 43:07Speaker 4: what's that song Wet ass Pussy? Yeah, like, whod what?
- 43:12Speaker 1: I like that music video too? Yeah, that will be
- 43:14Speaker 1: like pretty aggressive in the past.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Where's the country artist is going to sing about wet
- 43:18Speaker 4: ass pussy? You know you? Yeah, well they got to
- 43:21Speaker 4: it fucking first.
- 43:24Speaker 2: But now, but you dabble in that world.
- 43:26Speaker 4: It's weird as. I had a song that I never
- 43:27Speaker 4: recorded called wet Pussy, and I should have. I guess
- 43:32Speaker 4: without them, it's probably not as good. With a yodel
- 43:36Speaker 4: to it probably don't work. Why don't you redo that song?
- 43:39Speaker 4: Same lyrics? Now they'll think I'm I was ripping them all.
- 43:42Speaker 4: Oh you mean you actually redo wet Ass Pussy?
- 43:44Speaker 1: We do, like do a remake in a country version
- 43:46Speaker 1: because I think that shit's hilarious. I'm not trying to
- 43:48Speaker 1: make it turn you into weird Eyanka Fitch by any means,
- 43:50Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, but I think it's hilarious when
- 43:53Speaker 1: like a punk rock band does the country song like
- 43:55Speaker 1: a hardcore band does like a country song, or like
- 43:57Speaker 1: an alternative song.
- 43:59Speaker 4: When genre is maybe I'll win me. I'll do wet
- 44:01Speaker 4: as Maybe I'm my next show. I don't know what
- 44:03Speaker 4: my I'm playing next, think somewhere in ark Arkansas maybe,
- 44:06Speaker 4: But yeah, maybe we'll that'st the band. That'd be a
- 44:08Speaker 4: fun call. Hey guys, tell the band. Can you get
- 44:12Speaker 4: Wet Ass Pussy ready for the next show?
- 44:16Speaker 2: Your clothes off, start dancing.
- 44:18Speaker 4: I do it anyway. Yeah, you think you're clothes off
- 44:20Speaker 4: during your show if I was, I'm not joking. I
- 44:24Speaker 4: heard there was some fucking at the Ryman Friday night,
- 44:26Speaker 4: Thursday night at my show. You're not kidding, I'm not kidding.
- 44:30Speaker 4: A few buddies of mine. One said that somebody was
- 44:32Speaker 4: fucking in the aisles, and someone else said there was
- 44:34Speaker 4: fucking in the bathroom. What song do you think led
- 44:39Speaker 4: to that? Which song? I gotta assume eating pussy kicking ass? Yeah,
- 44:43Speaker 4: but yeah, I also heard that we we set a
- 44:47Speaker 4: we set a beer record at the Ryman, which is
- 44:49Speaker 4: the hell of a thing because that what's that thing?
- 44:51Speaker 4: One and forty years old old? Yeah, I'm very proud
- 44:55Speaker 4: of that, so thank you to all the beer drinkers.
- 44:58Speaker 4: It's a big deal. Yeah, it's I mean, that's the record.
- 45:00Speaker 4: I always talk about records I want. I don't want
- 45:02Speaker 4: a gold record, although fuck you bitch just went gold.
- 45:06Speaker 4: I don't think you. I'll give you one night there,
- 45:07Speaker 4: let's go. I ain't go, mom. I don't want I
- 45:09Speaker 4: don't want gold records. I want to I want to
- 45:11Speaker 4: send I want to set beer records, beer records. I
- 45:14Speaker 4: set the beer record at the Rhyme, and you can't
- 45:15Speaker 4: take that away from me. Well, now somebody, yeah, managers
- 45:19Speaker 4: out there, let's make a plaque for that.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Somebody might break that down. Now that's a new goal.
- 45:25Speaker 4: No, I ain't nobody breaking what we did.
- 45:27Speaker 1: I think if I think if we played the rhyme
- 45:28Speaker 1: in we would break that record. Our tier ones were
- 45:31Speaker 1: all so deep.
- 45:33Speaker 4: You ain't seen beer drinkers like Wheeler fans. That could
- 45:36Speaker 4: be true.
- 45:36Speaker 1: Yeah, when he brought up Arkansas, you gotta know and
- 45:40Speaker 1: a whole lot to do in Arkansas.
- 45:41Speaker 4: Are you from from Arizona? Missouri? Yeah? Good luck? I know.
- 45:48Speaker 1: What does that mean as far as like getting the
- 45:50Speaker 1: crew to drink more beer?
- 45:52Speaker 4: Yeah, just you ain't. Let's put this way. You ain't
- 45:54Speaker 4: come what I got.
- 45:57Speaker 3: Well, you don't think Missouri can hang in the beer
- 45:59Speaker 3: drinking Well me personally, I would agree with that, But
- 46:02Speaker 3: I'm stand out there's some beer drinkers in Missouri.
- 46:06Speaker 4: Now I'm not saying there ain't beer drinkers, But you
- 46:09Speaker 4: want to try to You're you're gonna stand up there
- 46:11Speaker 4: with with a microphone on a bus and beat my
- 46:13Speaker 4: beer record.
- 46:15Speaker 2: You never fucking know. I think we could play music,
- 46:17Speaker 2: and we might.
- 46:19Speaker 4: You can't even you can't even uh pol drown in
- 46:22Speaker 4: the dick category in the NFL. You're gonna set the
- 46:24Speaker 4: beer record. Why didn't that? I can't hold my own?
- 46:26Speaker 4: I just you know, And obviously two totally different categories.
- 46:29Speaker 4: How'd you do in math? Horrible? How'd you do in geometry? Horrible?
- 46:34Speaker 4: Everything every subject had in bad? But those are both maths.
- 46:37Speaker 4: How do you do in history? You know what I'm saying?
- 46:38Speaker 3: You might do history? You know what I'm saying, mathema
- 46:41Speaker 3: do geometry? How do you do in triggeronometry? Motherfucker?
- 46:45Speaker 4: You get it? We could do this. Yeah, listen, now
- 46:48Speaker 4: we're going at it like we're now. We're now, we're
- 46:51Speaker 4: fucking scuffling here. But I don't want that. You guys
- 46:54Speaker 4: are cool.
- 46:54Speaker 2: But whenever I'm feeling drain, will you know what I do?
- 46:56Speaker 4: Instead? I go to my bathroom. What do you do? Hey?
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- 48:08Speaker 3: boys to you Happy Father's Day.
- 48:10Speaker 1: And it's I would have probably remembered to say that
- 48:11Speaker 1: if I wasn't just boiling a second ago. He's a
- 48:14Speaker 1: Kentucky guy, I know. He told me I said something
- 48:17Speaker 1: about Michigans. I'd never go there because I wanted those Jordans.
- 48:20Speaker 2: Have no idea what Kentucky did.
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- 48:32Speaker 4: Michigan colors on.
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- 48:40Speaker 1: by Jordan's.
- 48:41Speaker 4: Uh, what's that?
- 48:43Speaker 1: Michigan is just sponsored by Jordan's, are they? Well, so
- 48:46Speaker 1: we went on, I'll take those Jordan's.
- 48:49Speaker 4: What happened to Kentucky basketball? Not our best year. We
- 48:54Speaker 4: lost to but it was a powerhouse team that beat
- 48:56Speaker 4: us powerhouse when the fifteen seat Saint Peter's man the
- 48:59Speaker 4: best team out there. Yeah, they're pretty real. That kid
- 49:01Speaker 4: with the mustache story, Craig Doug. I messed with Doug.
- 49:06Speaker 4: Here's what I was I was saying to him before,
- 49:07Speaker 4: was like do you think it's a coincidence. It's a
- 49:10Speaker 4: serious sports question. After all, Kentucky basketball has been there.
- 49:15Speaker 4: The first time we ever lose to a fifteen seed
- 49:19Speaker 4: is the first year they pay players. It feels weird
- 49:21Speaker 4: to me, you know, I'm wondering if there's some kind
- 49:25Speaker 4: of correlation, Like is the players not give a shit
- 49:31Speaker 4: as much now they're getting money. It just seems weird,
- 49:34Speaker 4: weird to me. Like I said, our worst year ever
- 49:38Speaker 4: is the first year they got money in their pockets.
- 49:42Speaker 4: But North Carolina we're sure ever. I mean, you guys
- 49:43Speaker 4: were a two seed. It's not like you have the worst.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Yeah, but the only thing that really matters, you got
- 49:47Speaker 1: to get in the right lose in the first round
- 49:50Speaker 1: is the worst year. Yeah, yeah, it's the worst. I
- 49:53Speaker 1: would say that's the worst loss in Kentucky basketball. I
- 49:55Speaker 1: would say if that was the case, you have a
- 49:59Speaker 1: serious culture issue out there at Kentucky basketball.
- 50:03Speaker 4: Serious issue. I think they've always sad an issue. But
- 50:05Speaker 4: go ahead, I want to hear more about I think
- 50:07Speaker 4: I'm in North Carolina did well, right, Duke very well. Well,
- 50:11Speaker 4: I'm just looking for an excuse.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Michigan did very well, you know, but I think that's
- 50:14Speaker 1: the fun part about being a fan is if things
- 50:16Speaker 1: don't go your way, any kind of holding.
- 50:20Speaker 4: Yeah, that night I was looking up you know, I
- 50:22Speaker 4: was like argue with my friend's house. Saint Peter's actually
- 50:25Speaker 4: is a powerhouse school, you know.
- 50:29Speaker 1: So why so you just grew up in Kentucky. So
- 50:31Speaker 1: you're just your loyalty Kentucky. Oh, I'll tell you got one.
- 50:33Speaker 1: Might do root for the football team. No, definitely not
- 50:36Speaker 1: root for are kind of decent.
- 50:39Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing with Kentucky football, and I've been
- 50:41Speaker 4: through it every fucking year. A lot of Kentucky guys
- 50:43Speaker 4: and country music, and they come on, can you believe it?
- 50:46Speaker 4: We're six and one. I was like, talk to me
- 50:49Speaker 4: in three months, we're going to be six and eight.
- 50:50Speaker 4: It happens every fucking year. We get we start out,
- 50:53Speaker 4: we we fucking kicked you know e k U S
- 50:56Speaker 4: S and Morehead State and all these Yeah, then all
- 51:00Speaker 4: these fuckers forget we got Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee. They come
- 51:05Speaker 4: to me few months later. Yeah, okay, we stink. We
- 51:09Speaker 4: start out strong playing these pussies, and then the real
- 51:12Speaker 4: teams come along and we fucking blow it. What do
- 51:14Speaker 4: you think Kentucky's got to do to make it back
- 51:17Speaker 4: or make it too. I don't know.
- 51:18Speaker 1: I just I honestly think it's kind of a where'd
- 51:21Speaker 1: you go to school? I went to Michigan, Willie Boy
- 51:23Speaker 1: went to Nebraska.
- 51:24Speaker 4: Yeah. I think it's kind of a cultural thing where
- 51:26Speaker 4: it's just like all the focus is on basketball. So
- 51:30Speaker 4: it's just like a great football player is not going
- 51:33Speaker 4: to go play at Kentucky because they're basketball.
- 51:38Speaker 1: They had great players, though they had great players because
- 51:40Speaker 1: the basketball players and all the all the pussy you know.
- 51:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Because Michigan, I don't think it is.
- 51:47Speaker 1: I would say is a pretty good example of a school.
- 51:49Speaker 1: It does prett damn good at both. And they hockey too.
- 51:52Speaker 1: They do great in hockey. They're hockey you like, you
- 51:56Speaker 1: like Collee Tuckey. I've never I've never watched the college.
- 51:58Speaker 4: Have you been to the nation?
- 51:59Speaker 1: The games around here, they're incredible. Hockey is the most
- 52:04Speaker 1: fun school to watch.
- 52:05Speaker 4: Their college hockey. I love.
- 52:06Speaker 1: College hockey is seriously good. I think it's a blast.
- 52:09Speaker 1: That depends on the school you go too. Yeah, you
- 52:12Speaker 1: talk about beer drinking Kentucky, Kentucky, they probably have a
- 52:15Speaker 1: club team, like a Tennessee Tennessee or in Tennessee earlier
- 52:20Speaker 1: this week in Knoxville, and they had a club hockey team.
- 52:22Speaker 1: Shout out them by the way of Ball's ice. They
- 52:24Speaker 1: gave us jerseys. That was pretty cool of them. Yeah,
- 52:27Speaker 1: Pride of Kentucky and they had a hockey squad.
- 52:32Speaker 4: I about growing up there. I don't even remember a
- 52:33Speaker 4: rink or anything, you know.
- 52:35Speaker 1: Yeah, they're kind of like hidden little warehouse we got,
- 52:39Speaker 1: didn't we got a minor league hockey team, I swear?
- 52:43Speaker 1: Oh really in Lexington, I think there's a there might be,
- 52:47Speaker 1: so there might be. There's a bunch of minor league
- 52:49Speaker 1: teams everywhere.
- 52:50Speaker 4: Look it up. Did he say he watched the Breads.
- 52:54Speaker 4: Look now, I'm a Preds fan, but I mean I
- 52:56Speaker 4: thought I thought thorough Blades. Yeah, you don't know what
- 52:59Speaker 4: they're Blades logo.
- 53:02Speaker 1: I might want one of them jerseys. Yeah, they go
- 53:06Speaker 1: fucking hard, the thorough Blades.
- 53:09Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:12Speaker 4: Who are they a farm team for? Yeah, it's kind
- 53:16Speaker 4: of obvious with the uniforms.
- 53:18Speaker 2: Are you his basketball? Anaheim Ducks basketball.
- 53:22Speaker 4: Is by far? Yeah, not even close. Yeah, because when
- 53:24Speaker 4: you grew up in Kentucky, Kentucky bast That's all you got.
- 53:27Speaker 4: You know, who's do you watch NBA? I do watch NBA.
- 53:31Speaker 2: Yeah, who's your team there?
- 53:33Speaker 4: I don't know that I have a team because I
- 53:36Speaker 4: tend to roof for the Kentucky players in the NBA.
- 53:38Speaker 4: I'd like Anthony Davis to get healthy. I'd love to
- 53:41Speaker 4: see him play more than ten games a year with
- 53:44Speaker 4: Lebron would be cool to watch. Yeah, they didn't even
- 53:47Speaker 4: make the playoffs. Yeah, that was embarrassing. But like I
- 53:50Speaker 4: saw Anthony Davis play in college. I went to a
- 53:53Speaker 4: game and I was like, this dude's a different cat.
- 53:56Speaker 4: You know, he was seven feet tall, making threes, couldn't
- 54:01Speaker 4: miss a free throw, and he's good and he's loaded.
- 54:05Speaker 4: But just maybe it's just that frame it's hard to
- 54:08Speaker 4: keep healthy. I don't know what it is.
- 54:11Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't watch. I don't watch NBA until it
- 54:14Speaker 3: gets like playoff time. Now that it's in the playoffs,
- 54:16Speaker 3: I like, watch.
- 54:16Speaker 4: Do you think who he's I need some ketchup who
- 54:19Speaker 4: he thinks? Who's the good teams this year? I don't know.
- 54:21Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 54:22Speaker 2: I don't know about that Bron's not in the playoffs year.
- 54:24Speaker 4: I'm kind of not watching, But the number's gonna go
- 54:26Speaker 4: way down this year. Yeah, way down.
- 54:28Speaker 3: And it seems like there's a teams are a lot
- 54:30Speaker 3: more even now. Is that fair to say any NBA
- 54:33Speaker 3: guys in here, Jack, I know you're a basketball player
- 54:35Speaker 3: in a mural.
- 54:36Speaker 5: I mean I don't know.
- 54:37Speaker 4: Last night the Celtics and who to watch this year,
- 54:44Speaker 4: and that's where the eight seed. I believe in Celtics
- 54:46Speaker 4: for two and hold on one sec. Kyrie can play
- 54:50Speaker 4: all the games though, right correct, and he went off
- 54:52Speaker 4: last night. He has an incame fans to.
- 54:55Speaker 5: Jason Tatum ended up pitting a layup with the at
- 54:58Speaker 5: the buzzer and so beat them by a point.
- 55:00Speaker 4: But yeah, I like, I like. I guess you could
- 55:04Speaker 4: say people even I think that there needs to.
- 55:06Speaker 1: Be some more.
- 55:08Speaker 4: Southern We guess got the Grizzlies, but Nashville needs an
- 55:12Speaker 4: NBA team that How fun would that be? I think
- 55:14Speaker 4: if that's gonna happen, that Memphis has got to move
- 55:16Speaker 4: to Nashville. I'm saying it's like it's too close, because
- 55:18Speaker 4: Memphis is pretty good. I think they Memphis good this year.
- 55:21Speaker 4: I think they need I think they pulled the trigger
- 55:23Speaker 4: on Memphis too fast. Memphis. The should have wait till
- 55:27Speaker 4: Nashville became what it is now. Dashell would have gotten
- 55:29Speaker 4: that team. They need an MLB team, they don't need kids,
- 55:34Speaker 4: really use everything. It's not as it is now. Man.
- 55:37Speaker 4: I went downtown this weekend, obviously to play the rhyme,
- 55:39Speaker 4: but yes, Christ, it's a fucking madhouse down there.
- 55:42Speaker 2: What do you think of Nashville now from back when
- 55:44Speaker 2: you moved here in two thousand.
- 55:47Speaker 4: I don't know, Like I got a lot of friends
- 55:51Speaker 4: who are getting out, you know, because leaving moving away. Yeah,
- 55:58Speaker 4: everyone's leaving because it's just like we moved here when
- 56:01Speaker 4: I was hitting mood and I used to come here
- 56:03Speaker 4: all the time in the eighties nineties when I was
- 56:05Speaker 4: a little kid, fight a lot of family here. I
- 56:09Speaker 4: don't remember it being that big of a much bigger
- 56:11Speaker 4: a town than my town's in Kentucky. And now it's
- 56:14Speaker 4: it feels like and I fucking hate LA. You have
- 56:18Speaker 4: to go out there to do ridiculousness and well shit
- 56:20Speaker 4: like that. But a great a show though ridiculousness, Yeah,
- 56:23Speaker 4: and it gets it runs MTV. Yeah. And then I
- 56:26Speaker 4: go do it and they're it's like, is it worth it?
- 56:28Speaker 4: And they Rob dude that goes, yeah, we'll probably running
- 56:30Speaker 4: about ninety times, like it's worth my time. Yeah, but
- 56:33Speaker 4: it's like this has turned into fucking la. You know
- 56:37Speaker 4: how many times you've been on Ridiculousness my second time?
- 56:39Speaker 1: Yeah, but they but ridiculousness if you go on MTV
- 56:42Speaker 1: when it used to be and we've had this conversation before,
- 56:44Speaker 1: these have Next and Room Raiders and all these different
- 56:46Speaker 1: TV shows along with the music videos, and now really
- 56:50Speaker 1: all they got is ridiculousness.
- 56:52Speaker 4: No, it really is. It's it's Ridiculousness TV.
- 56:54Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it's just like all day that's what
- 56:56Speaker 1: they run. And so when he's saying it runs ninety times,
- 56:58Speaker 1: so you get a check every single time they.
- 56:59Speaker 4: Were not though I get a check. It's like, are
- 57:02Speaker 4: you get a checking a little place? I mean I could,
- 57:04Speaker 4: No one's the manager's here, No one's sending me that check.
- 57:07Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, as far as it's the it's
- 57:10Speaker 4: the only mainstream show that'll have me one and as
- 57:13Speaker 4: far as mainstream shows, pretty mainstream, it's pretty good that
- 57:17Speaker 4: the one show that I'll had me on airs my
- 57:19Speaker 4: episode ninety times a day. Yeah, you let it rip
- 57:22Speaker 4: on the on the show, like, oh my god, I
- 57:24Speaker 4: watched I finally watched it the other night, my new episode.
- 57:27Speaker 4: Couldn't hear where it was just fucking bleeped non stop.
- 57:30Speaker 4: It's all because Rob deer deeck comes up to me
- 57:33Speaker 4: before He's like, just go for it. I wish I'd
- 57:36Speaker 4: known that it would be because it's not as cool
- 57:39Speaker 4: or fun if it's just all bleep, Like what do
- 57:41Speaker 4: you think about that clip and it's just like bleep bleep,
- 57:43Speaker 4: bleep bleep.
- 57:44Speaker 1: Yeah, this is not that fun. What do you think
- 57:46Speaker 1: of Rob deer day? He seems like he's got his
- 57:48Speaker 1: ship together genius. I think he's I think you're right.
- 57:50Speaker 1: I think he's a fucking genius. And I my little
- 57:55Speaker 1: conversation had with him. What I know about him is
- 57:57Speaker 1: he seems like a he's got something. I wish I
- 57:59Speaker 1: had it. He's just like a business fucking genius. And
- 58:03Speaker 1: you know knows he's making when I'll go do that show.
- 58:08Speaker 1: You know how many heat of those he does in
- 58:10Speaker 1: a fucking day.
- 58:11Speaker 3: A lot because he compository, he only spends like thirty
- 58:14Speaker 3: percent of time working.
- 58:15Speaker 4: Well, he did the day I was there. I think
- 58:17Speaker 4: they scheduled great. Yeah, I think I was there like
- 58:19Speaker 4: a month or two ago. He must have shot twenty
- 58:22Speaker 4: shows that day. Yeah, he's like in twenty episodes. That's
- 58:25Speaker 4: two months of episodes.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Yeah, he's dialed like as far as schedule.
- 58:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think he did a take two ever.
- 58:32Speaker 4: He's just like going, going, going, really.
- 58:35Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like a genius. Probably been getting into his
- 58:37Speaker 3: stuff like he's on. But I saw some stuff starting
- 58:39Speaker 3: to go on like Instagram now and explaining that he was.
- 58:42Speaker 4: Like he demanded a piece of advertising on the show
- 58:46Speaker 4: or something, and that what was the clip I saw
- 58:49Speaker 4: where he was like before it air, before he got
- 58:53Speaker 4: the show. Well, he was a skater or something, right, he.
- 58:57Speaker 1: Started DC Shoe Company, so anyway, but he doesn't he
- 58:59Speaker 1: don't know he went to all his his company.
- 59:02Speaker 4: He started DC, remember saying that he I think he
- 59:06Speaker 4: started he went to all the companies he had sponsorships
- 59:09Speaker 4: with before his show aired because he knew he was
- 59:11Speaker 4: gonna get big, so he went, I want less money
- 59:14Speaker 4: in a bigger percentage. M hmm. And then now he's
- 59:16Speaker 4: fucking low because he knew that being on the show, him.
- 59:19Speaker 3: Doing when he stood up Fantasy Factory, he knew like
- 59:22Speaker 3: his this was a clip I saw recently too.
- 59:24Speaker 4: He knew all of his brands were going to really
- 59:26Speaker 4: benefit being on like yeah, and he would wear the
- 59:28Speaker 4: shoes on the show and everything kind of took off.
- 59:31Speaker 4: He's a he's a sightful to listen to. I like
- 59:34Speaker 4: him a lot.
- 59:35Speaker 3: I loved him back when he did a Fantasy factory,
- 59:36Speaker 3: Like he would do stuff and I was like, yeah,
- 59:38Speaker 3: it'd be so sick to have like a Fantasy Factor,
- 59:40Speaker 3: which was crazy because we got a little warehouse.
- 59:42Speaker 4: Now we get a little deal going right now. Yeah,
- 59:45Speaker 4: but uh, you always loved the Fantasy fact like this.
- 59:49Speaker 4: You really liked this bus? Huh?
- 59:51Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cool. He used to travel around in different
- 59:53Speaker 1: NASCAR places. But I really like I think Rob the
- 59:57Speaker 1: way Brandon Shaw talks about him. Can you see him,
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: the way he operates and stuff like that. Check him
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: out on Instagram. That's like that's a nice little plug there. Yeah,
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: check him out on Instagram.
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: His stuff is any more nice things you want to
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: say about the guy who's not here, I mean, what
- 1:00:11Speaker 4: else could you say? He's probably got a piece on him,
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: you think so? Nah, I don't. I don't think he's
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: got a piece on him.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: You look at skaters and it's like bab Marja, no, no,
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: Bucky Lastic made, Tony Hawks got his.
- 1:00:24Speaker 4: Tony Hawks got a fucking and a condo.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: Yes, dude, you know that's that's a fact. What's that
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: that's a fact. I don't think it's a fact that
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: I think you just look at him. If you look
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: at guy's feature, those guys, he's got big nose, like
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: you know he's got to.
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: I don't ask you guys a question. The biggest jack
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: in the NFL you've seen the one that.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: I've seen, and I've said it on this podcast a
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: few times, but a mirabdula is probably the biggest I've.
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: Seen in person, like like, give me like a number.
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: I don't know if I got a number or something.
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: You look at it and you you kind of quickly
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: look at a way out of fear, right out of respect.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: That's what it's like, a respectful fear, like that motherfucker
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: has got it.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: I mean, look at him. Yeah, just a pause on
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: the bicket.
- 1:01:07Speaker 4: Yeah, does he guys strap it down before the games?
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: You think you gotta do something. It definitely like it's
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: not gonna fit in that little thing. Right right right
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: to me, it definitely leaves. Wouldn't that just be something?
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: Or maybe Bernard Pollard?
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: I think he just the like when he was my
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: rookie years of safety and I don't think it was
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: the biggest one of ever seen, but he definitely had
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: that thing out all the prettiest. Yeah, it was a
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: very handsome boy. A very handsome boy to me is
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: just crazy. He's like, what do you do with you
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: had a glow in your eyeland? What's crazy to me?
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: You see, he's definitely reminiscing what's really like blown me away?
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: And how this podcast is trying to change my life
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: is like there's zero like flinch when it's like penises?
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: What do you think? And in min head I start
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: going through my rolodex of cocks. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: Here we are? We all got it?
- 1:01:54Speaker 3: Man?
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's got that rolodex. Yeah, he's got a piece.
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: More guys with big dicks on my has it got They?
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: Really that's tough.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: I'm sorry but I don't want to name their names,
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: but you know I want to put them out there
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: like that manager Mark Mark, you really necessarily need a penis,
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: but they can barely fit in my fucking mouth.
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: Barely. I barely feel it. You barely feel it. It's
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: like it's like, yeah, it's like a God, that's tough.
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: What do you what do you think? What do you
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: think about?
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: Like when you said your music like you got as
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: famous as you ever want to get, Like, is there
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: a is there an expiration date on this music thing
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: for you where you're like, hey, I'm kind of I'm
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: good on.
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: This, probably because I don't there's only so fun. I mean,
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: I'm getting I'm starting to get sick of in the road.
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: I love making records. I'll probably make records for a while,
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: and I can because I own my music. I can
- 1:02:54Speaker 4: actually do okay just making records and not having to
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: play as many shows. But I don't know how much
- 1:03:01Speaker 4: longer I'll be playing shows just because it's a cool bus.
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: But do what you want to live in here? You
- 1:03:06Speaker 4: to live here? Okay. So that didn't help my argument,
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: but yeah, I know that was tough. Well, how long
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: have you been on the road, like on a bus? God,
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: I mean my first tour was we're hitting that ten
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: year mark?
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be a long I think if you
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: had to be honest, I mean, everybody you talked to
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: in the music world when we're talking to Midland, or
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: you talk to those the Forgers line guys or anybody.
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: Really it's like touring is kind of the most grinding.
- 1:03:29Speaker 4: And I've talked to buddies who at the peak who
- 1:03:31Speaker 4: are like man who got like private planes and their
- 1:03:34Speaker 4: own bus and the like, man, it's a pain in
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: the ass. Yeah, and even like like you got a
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: private plane, it's like yeah, but then I gotta leave
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: the house and it's like, you know, no matter what
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: level you get to, they're pitching about Yeah, there's no doubt.
- 1:03:47Speaker 3: Ye know.
- 1:03:47Speaker 4: It's wild too, is that is?
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: That's a good point, because there's got to be something
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: inside you that you get so used to everything that
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: eventually it just doesn't even fucking.
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: What does that happen with? Like away games? Are you
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: just like you do? You do?
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: You think of them the same as nobody you only
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: travel eight a year, But even then.
- 1:04:05Speaker 4: Are you're like, fuck, I wish it was a home game.
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: I didn't don't want to get on the absolutely.
- 1:04:08Speaker 6: Yeah, So it's it's it's a it's an issue unless
- 1:04:11Speaker 6: unless you're like maybe, unless it's a huge like a
- 1:04:16Speaker 6: game or some Thursday night football, Monday night football and
- 1:04:18Speaker 6: it's a big rivalry or something like that.
- 1:04:19Speaker 4: To get to my bigger point, did it feel less
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: so when you were younger? Was it like more more
- 1:04:25Speaker 4: exciting to get on the plane and go to Oh yeah,
- 1:04:27Speaker 4: when you're younger, it's more excited kind of man. Yeah,
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: being older now, you wish every game was like a
- 1:04:32Speaker 4: home game. You wish every game was a home game,
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: and you wish every game.
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: Was After playing the Rhyme, and I was kind of like,
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to talk to my people, like,
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: how about we do three weeks at the Rhyme and
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: every year and that's my tour.
- 1:04:42Speaker 4: That way I can sleep in my bed. Yeah, dude,
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: it's so much better that way.
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: And then, like I was saying, the noon games when
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: you play at noon, which Tennessee would always get to
- 1:04:50Speaker 3: all the noon games because he wouldn't get much love
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: on the national level. But bro, you'd be done playing
- 1:04:55Speaker 3: and back at home hanging with the fam grilling burgers
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: and hot dogs at like four thirty in the afternoon.
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: I was so much the rest of the game. I
- 1:05:02Speaker 4: never thought I'd be into, but so I did a
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: tour with Kid Rock, and we we opened up shut up, Bob, Hey,
- 1:05:09Speaker 4: you're not supposed to say the real name on here?
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: Why not? I was just joking, so like Voltimore or something.
- 1:05:15Speaker 4: So I opened I was like, do I want to
- 1:05:17Speaker 4: open up shows? And then after about a month of
- 1:05:20Speaker 4: getting done at eight it was kind of nice, you know. Yeah,
- 1:05:24Speaker 4: Like I'm used to getting done about one in the morning, midnight,
- 1:05:27Speaker 4: but going on tour with him for a couple of
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: months and getting done at eight o'clock every night, what
- 1:05:33Speaker 4: was it like? Torn with him? With the guy like
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: Kid Rock, it was cool. He was he was he
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: was just, you know, laid back dude. It's kind of
- 1:05:42Speaker 4: what you wanted tours, crazy fans going crazy. He's chill backstage,
- 1:05:47Speaker 4: you know. And he takes and he takes care of
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: his crew, you know, probably the best food I've ever had.
- 1:05:54Speaker 4: Torn was torn with him, That's what you mean. Bike
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: takes care of his crew, like all this stuff. Yeah,
- 1:05:58Speaker 4: and like the us being openers, I thought we'd just
- 1:06:01Speaker 4: be shipped on. We we had to say we had
- 1:06:03Speaker 4: great fucking food, took good care of us, great crowds.
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: Brentley Gilbert in there too, huh. It seems like Brandley
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: and Jelly were about to do a so On together
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: or they have then I so On together.
- 1:06:18Speaker 4: Yeah, the one that he knows the songs, aren't you
- 1:06:23Speaker 4: Jelly Man to always our boy?
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: I don't even know if I can say that, though.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: I asked Jelly if that's okay that we said.
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: That Jelly is our boy and he's somebody who also owns,
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: like uh owns his music. He's kind of in all
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: of his music with these people who sell their souls
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: to do labels, and it was kind.
- 1:06:36Speaker 4: Of like, yeah, I think it's I think we're passing now.
- 1:06:38Speaker 4: I mean, what do you need a label for to
- 1:06:42Speaker 4: help you help you upload it to Spotify? What does
- 1:06:44Speaker 4: that take two minutes? Do you think it's gonna go
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: to where everybody's owning their own music? Yes, well, yes
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: and no, because there's people like you know, the Taylor
- 1:06:55Speaker 4: Swiss and Adele's and the Beebers and the Beavers who
- 1:06:58Speaker 4: need them a giant machine mm hmmm, who need millions
- 1:07:03Speaker 4: of dollars and need the billboards and Times Square and
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: all that bullshit, and need commercials during the Grammys. I
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: just don't need the people. I think there's gonna be
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: more of it. But I think there's still gonna be
- 1:07:15Speaker 4: the stars who need the giant corporation something to need
- 1:07:18Speaker 4: to want, right, you don't need that stuff at the
- 1:07:21Speaker 4: end of the day.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: When all the infrastructure I'm fair feel good.
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: If you saw Wheeler Walker Junior billboard right in the
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: middle of Times Square, well you're doing one of these.
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: It'd be cool. But the price I would have to
- 1:07:32Speaker 4: pay for that. Like I said, I don't want a boss,
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: well you have to when I have. If I had
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: a billboard in Times Square, yeat be cool. But then
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: I'm sitting a home chilling and they go, you're leaving
- 1:07:43Speaker 4: for tour tomorrow. I say fuck you, and they go,
- 1:07:45Speaker 4: we just spend a million dollars on a fucking then
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: you're then you're then you got a boss. Then they
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: get They go, we paid for the billboard, we paid
- 1:07:54Speaker 4: for all this ship. You do what we fucking say
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: you do. Right now, someone says I gotta do something,
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: I say, fuck you. I don't get I got no
- 1:08:01Speaker 4: one to answer to. I don't want to answer to anybody.
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: Manytimes, you say fuck you to Mark.
- 1:08:07Speaker 4: I've only seen him for like ten minutes so far.
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: It's like forty times today it is wheel Er tough
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: to work with. Mark. Oh he's great. Oh he's great
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: the whole time. Well, well there's a there's a Mike Mark. Uh,
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: he's artist. We want so yeah, and I will say Mark,
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: a manager is not your boss. A manager someone who
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: works with you. Shot kind of guidelines probably should get
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: but also in theory, right, no offense. But Mark works
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: for me, you know. Yeah, yeah, so my manager works
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: for me. He's not my boss. I don't want any bosses.
- 1:08:45Speaker 4: That's kind of my rule. When I used to work,
- 1:08:48Speaker 4: I was a farm hand in Kentucky. I had a
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: lot of bosses doing that, and I said, I remember
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: my last day shovel and the ships, like, no more bosses.
- 1:08:56Speaker 4: I'm gonna figure out a way to make a pay
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: my fucking bills without having a fucking boss. You know. Yeah,
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: I mean, you guys can't. There's no such thing as
- 1:09:04Speaker 4: an independent NFL player. But if there was, I'm sure
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: you guys would sign up. Yeah. I probably sent up
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: for that.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: Maybe there's the there's truly zero way of being in it.
- 1:09:15Speaker 4: But you also but you get you were sitting here
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: trying to think about it. Maybe I will you get
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: paid well for us. Yeah, well I jumped in that though.
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably would do that, so thinking, meanwhile, there's
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: no fucking chance you could even figure that out.
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: You are independent contractors. But at the same guess the
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: only way you would do it is if you had
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: some somebody start some new league or something. You know.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: Yeah, but even in the league, then like what you do. Okay, hey,
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: be at this meeting at six am if you want,
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: you know, like, you guys fucking work for me. Yeah,
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: there's a game scheduled. What do you want to like, Hey,
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: you guys work for me. It's like fifty other guys saying.
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no there's no real metaphor real because it's
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: like there's no world where the coach goes going You're like, yeah,
- 1:09:57Speaker 4: it's not feeling right now, did you?
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- 1:11:01Speaker 3: so asking Mark just because even though he does work
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: for you, it's like one of those things where maybe
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: he's going out with this boys later and I like
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: fucking Wheeler.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: He was a well, he's not gonna say it right now,
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: but I do think I'm not I think I'm fine.
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not a nice I mean that yeah here yeah, double.
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, like there's some okay, we got a
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: little down.
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: I'm a pan the ass sometimes because I know what
- 1:11:25Speaker 4: I want. I want people to get it done, you know,
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: but no, we're all wanting. I want my fucking beer
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: in my in my dressing room before the show. And
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: I want the fucking refrigerator to be fucking closed when
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: I get backstage at the rhyme and the refrigerator.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: We stocked your fridge full of beer. I see it,
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: but the refrigerators open, the beer is warm, you stupid motherfuckers.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Like when I liked it, was that something I had
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: to specify refrigerator. I know it's not Mark's fault, but
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: come on, man, I'm fucking wheel walker Junior. Close the fridge.
- 1:12:03Speaker 4: Jesus Christ, it's on my rider, you know, I get
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: to you know, put and I said, I specified the beer,
- 1:12:09Speaker 4: specified the liquor, everything. Get back there. Here's everything you wanted.
- 1:12:13Speaker 4: I see the phrase just wide open, Like, oh ship,
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: did I forget to tell him to close the fridge?
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: How much instructions? You fucker just need love that.
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: Hey, that's hard, Mark, that had to be tough for
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: you to hear right there, seeing there, you asked him,
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: what do you want?
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: He just goes back to you wanted you to see
- 1:12:32Speaker 4: like he has glasses on, but you just tell his like,
- 1:12:34Speaker 4: what do I want. That's what I want. You gotta
- 1:12:37Speaker 4: give it. I want people, you know, like the old
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: Do you know the story about the van Halen with
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: the no what's the thing? No red Eminem's and they're right, yeah,
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: I did hear about that. So van Halen's thing was
- 1:12:50Speaker 4: they had a rider and they want Eminem's. No red Eminem's.
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: Do you know? Ye, yellow, and you're probably right. But
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: do you know why they did it? No? No, brown
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: Eminems were both wrong. But do you know why they
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: did it?
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: Uh? Because it was a yes, oh wait, wait was
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: a it was a it was gus let them guess, Yeah,
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: let me guess there was you got it. So van
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: Halen would do that to the people he worked with
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: to show how much detail they would actually Paul, I
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: had nothing to do with the brown Eminems.
- 1:13:22Speaker 4: It actually had everything to do with like what they
- 1:13:24Speaker 4: did was they would show up if there's brown Eminem's
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: that go. They didn't read the ship. Yeah, oh I
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: see what you're saying. And they ship they weren't. They
- 1:13:31Speaker 4: weren't divas enough that they don't like eat brown Eminem.
- 1:13:34Speaker 4: It just became this thing known about what joke there,
- 1:13:37Speaker 4: But they became known as van Halen. These fucking divas, man,
- 1:13:40Speaker 4: they won't eat the brown m and ms. What they
- 1:13:42Speaker 4: were doing was making sure the people were listening to
- 1:13:44Speaker 4: what they're fucking smart coaches do that? Do they really?
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: Was that Hazlet I had a position coach that would
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: have like a dollar amount or a couple obvious misspellings
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: in his notes, And so when you meet with them
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: and time before a game, he would bring it up
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: and he would, you know, call out a player if
- 1:14:05Speaker 3: you catch Actually it's they actually study their notes.
- 1:14:09Speaker 4: That's a good deal. That's what happened to Uh, when
- 1:14:11Speaker 4: you got a chance, will you got a chance on
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: one money tonight?
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: How much money? What dollar amount did I put at
- 1:14:15Speaker 3: the end of the notes? And so I'd have to know,
- 1:14:17Speaker 3: and he would know based on if I knew it
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: or not.
- 1:14:19Speaker 4: But you would know. The Van Halen of coaching, the van.
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: Hal they did it too, was that JaMarcus Russell right
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: with the Raiders. They would give him a tape. I
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: would give him a tape and be like, hey, go
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: watch this film. And that was when it was like
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: cassette tapes or VHS tapes, and then.
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: He would go and put it in and he'd gone
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: back the next day and they'd be like, hate you,
- 1:14:39Speaker 4: washing goes. Yeah, I had a lot of Cover two,
- 1:14:41Speaker 4: Cover three, blah blah blah. The tapes were empty. There
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: was nothing in the tapes at all. Whoops.
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: And so he never even put in the first round.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Quarterback Massive bust. I don't know a lot of money,
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: but massive bust.
- 1:14:54Speaker 4: Millions dollars, ten million a year, whatever it is you got.
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: I don't think it was that much, but he definitely
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: made claim the fame was essentially what throwing seventy yards
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: from his knees or something like that.
- 1:15:05Speaker 4: It was like his claim the fame right, like shit,
- 1:15:08Speaker 4: he could do it.
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Son of six years one was literally ten years, make
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: seventy I don't think it was that much.
- 1:15:16Speaker 4: I made seventy million. I'm on my knees all the time.
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I feel like that's a weird thing for
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: an athlete, but like, yeah, I can do this for
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: my knees. It's like that don't really matter.
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: Rope down seventy yards from your it's unbelievable.
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: Quarterback.
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: If you're like, you know, if we're doing it's.
- 1:15:33Speaker 4: Like I'm gonna pass that for my knees. Yeah, I think.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: I'm sure the coach would rather watch the tape than throw.
- 1:15:37Speaker 4: Be able to throw seventy yards from his knees for sure.
- 1:15:40Speaker 4: It's just showing arm strength. I guess that would just
- 1:15:42Speaker 4: suck to have that much talent, just be complete bust?
- 1:15:45Speaker 4: Was he was?
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: He?
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: Where where'd he go? He's He's arguably one of the
- 1:15:49Speaker 4: biggest busts of all time. Well, another big bust is
- 1:15:52Speaker 4: from my neck of the woods. Tim Couch's got to
- 1:15:55Speaker 4: be in the conversation, right, Tim Couch.
- 1:15:57Speaker 2: Jim couches because he did he win the Heisman?
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: No, but he was close and he was see my
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: here's my favorite player ball. Oh wow, Isaiah Wilson's in
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: there too.
- 1:16:07Speaker 4: You think Tim Couch on the list? Yeah, Tim Couch
- 1:16:09Speaker 4: is on the list.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: Yeah, you're my favorite quarterback of My favorite quarterback of
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: all time is the guy ast him, Jared Lorenzen, the
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: hefty lefty and.
- 1:16:19Speaker 4: He after he had the He's played for the Bayou
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: team right in the Arena League. Yeah he did. He
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: did really put for the Giants for a second too, right,
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: and he won a Super Bowl. We didn't win. I
- 1:16:29Speaker 4: mean as the backup he was, uh yeah, but he
- 1:16:31Speaker 4: was HS probably, but he was after Tim Couch and
- 1:16:33Speaker 4: everyone everyone talked about how awesome Tim Couch was number
- 1:16:36Speaker 4: one pick. Yeah, And I always thought Jared Lorenzen, the
- 1:16:39Speaker 4: hefty lefty Pillsbury throwboy, I thought he was way better.
- 1:16:43Speaker 4: He would just he would just like knock people off
- 1:16:46Speaker 4: of them, fucking just yeah. He was so fucking good man.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: Uh, go back to that top seventeen bus. I just
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: I want to just kind of go through that list
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: real quick.
- 1:16:58Speaker 4: It was number one fifteen. That's wild fourteen. Don't know
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: what that is? Who is that? I don't know?
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: That is Tim Coucher is your boy, He's number twelve.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: That's pretty Isaiah Wilson.
- 1:17:10Speaker 4: We just a week while that he's made it an
- 1:17:12Speaker 4: all time.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Isaiah Wilson was drafted like twenty ninth overall Testa Titans
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: about two years ago.
- 1:17:16Speaker 4: Was right in the middle of COVID and that he
- 1:17:19Speaker 4: was pretty fast, probably fast to get on the list.
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: Oh, he was very fast.
- 1:17:24Speaker 4: Two years fast.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: Kid was an absolute issue. Is that was so crazy, bro?
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: Because every quarterback Jacksonville the biggest bus to have.
- 1:17:30Speaker 4: On the bus too.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: Yeah, biggest bust in bus history. Trey Richardson, he was
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: in the We were in the same uh All American
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: game together, and we should.
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: Have known too because he was late to like the
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: first both the first two workouts.
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: I know. Oh I forgot about manziel Rip Dwayne Haskins too.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: Is Johnny manziel On there? As I ad meant that, Yeah,
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: he was number three? Who's Carter draft John Jha?
- 1:17:53Speaker 4: I mean where.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: He was?
- 1:17:56Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty ninth, but he was alone. Did anyone really
- 1:17:59Speaker 4: think he was gonna be a great NFL players? Manzill
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: I thought he was. I just don't. I never thought
- 1:18:07Speaker 4: to me, it's a weird bust because why did you
- 1:18:10Speaker 4: not think he was gonna be good? Because he was short? Yeah,
- 1:18:12Speaker 4: he's small? And what about Kerry mur Kyler Murray Drew Brees,
- 1:18:17Speaker 4: Drew Brees very small. You know, I don't really I
- 1:18:20Speaker 4: don't like to talk shop. I don't like to talk
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: about this kind of stuff during podcast. But Drew Brees
- 1:18:25Speaker 4: and I wear the same size on Tucket shirt. I
- 1:18:30Speaker 4: went into Untucket. My wife wanted to buy me a
- 1:18:33Speaker 4: nice shirt, so she's like, where's the nicest store in America? Untucket?
- 1:18:37Speaker 4: And I go in there and I was like, I
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: was like some kind of special because they they have
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: You're the same size in every one of their fucking shirts.
- 1:18:43Speaker 4: You wear it untucked. Wow, cool, and like you're you're
- 1:18:47Speaker 4: a you're a large slim And the guy goes, that's
- 1:18:50Speaker 4: what Drew Brees wears. I go, that's a small fucking dude.
- 1:18:56Speaker 4: If we wear the same size on Tucket And also
- 1:18:59Speaker 4: you're Drew Brees in you're fucking shirt.
- 1:19:02Speaker 3: But I thought he'd be a stud because we we've
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: talked that, we talked about Manzielna be a freak.
- 1:19:07Speaker 4: I thought he was gonna be that dude in the league,
- 1:19:09Speaker 4: iconic in college.
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: Really his you know his first win was theinst Tesstee Titans.
- 1:19:13Speaker 4: Is that right? Yeah? First win.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: The third fourth game of the season, and Johnny was playing,
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: We're all like, oh, we're gonna win.
- 1:19:21Speaker 4: Well where would would would would Tebow not be on
- 1:19:23Speaker 4: that list for busts? Yeah? Did that? Guts a good point?
- 1:19:27Speaker 4: He won a playoff game. But I guess no one
- 1:19:29Speaker 4: people got black ball. It was another one who they.
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: Even he got black ball? That just saying random ship,
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: But he's probably another guy game who no one won
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: a playoff game. But he he just wasn't good enough
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: to be in the NFL.
- 1:19:40Speaker 4: Yeah, what are you talking about? He want to playoff
- 1:19:44Speaker 4: bust because people I thought he didn't have what it
- 1:19:46Speaker 4: took before he started. I think that's I think that's
- 1:19:49Speaker 4: a good point. That's a really good point. It's different
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: between a bust and good college versus how good you are.
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Tim t was one of the best,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: one of the best, top probably top five Polish quarterbacks
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: of ball time.
- 1:20:00Speaker 4: Wasn't he didn't he isn't he None of those guys
- 1:20:02Speaker 4: saved himself for marriage. Yeah, allegedly he really knows. I
- 1:20:07Speaker 4: don't know. I think I think he got a wrench. No,
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: he's got nothing, right, I don't think so he's average.
- 1:20:13Speaker 4: He might be average, you know what I mean. He's
- 1:20:14Speaker 4: got the power christ Or.
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: I don't think a grower, not a shower.
- 1:20:19Speaker 4: You know, you can can't always tell, but it doesn't
- 1:20:22Speaker 4: you think it really grows. You never know? Man, Oh,
- 1:20:25Speaker 4: I got a feeling that the Hey, guys, I fucking
- 1:20:28Speaker 4: hate Florida. You hate Florida. I hate the team. I
- 1:20:31Speaker 4: don't hate the state.
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: Kentucky beat the team this year, right, you guys beat
- 1:20:35Speaker 2: Florida this past year.
- 1:20:36Speaker 4: No, I think we lost Florida. I have to double check.
- 1:20:38Speaker 4: But we're missing the bigger point. Tim Tebo's a small dicky.
- 1:20:46Speaker 4: You don't save yourself for marriage because you got an anaconda. Yeah,
- 1:20:51Speaker 4: that's true. But also, but I'm with you. I thought right,
- 1:20:55Speaker 4: But I think he was. I think he was saying that. Yeah.
- 1:21:00Speaker 4: I heard.
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: Actually when I was in college, some girl like came
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: to from Florida and said that she was sucking Tim
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: Tebow's dick.
- 1:21:09Speaker 4: They didn't have sex. Yeah, so does that did that
- 1:21:13Speaker 4: really count? Though? I don't know it was in your virginity? Well,
- 1:21:17Speaker 4: I know, I think about it all. And God told
- 1:21:19Speaker 4: me to fuck you. If you want to hear the details.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if yeah, actually pull up the lyrics
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: that God told me to fuck you. I think if
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: it was the opposite way I'm saving myself a marriage,
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: it was the opposite of that. Like I'm trying to
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: get pussy and someone suck your dick. You wouldn't say
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: you had sex. Let's say you only got your dick suck.
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: You would never say I've lost my virginity. You'd say
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: I've got head that's fair, but I don't think the
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: Good Lord is like, save yourself from me, but get
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: your dick sucked a bunch. Yeah, that's well, the same
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: thing goes to anal right, like all the not all
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: the generalized, but they would go to like Christian camp
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: or whatever, like the story you hear. I don't know,
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: I don't even know if this is true, but you
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: go to Christian camp the girls like, oh, let's do
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: any instead of what's that?
- 1:22:00Speaker 4: That's the guy who knows you? Yeah, yeah, what is it? God?
- 1:22:06Speaker 4: Guy knows his way around to Mormon.
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: But I did a Mormon girl for a second. Really,
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: not really, he's a real thing, but we knew each other.
- 1:22:15Speaker 4: What's that then? No, that's a real thing. No, we
- 1:22:17Speaker 4: never did that doing the butt stuff going.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: But I heard that, but like, that's not really losing
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: your virginity when you're When I'm telling this story, I'm
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: saying it, and I'm like, but I've never actually heard that.
- 1:22:27Speaker 4: You just hear it, but I don't remember anyone telling
- 1:22:29Speaker 4: me it. So I'm like, how am I gonna speak
- 1:22:31Speaker 4: this into factual evidence?
- 1:22:32Speaker 2: We have millions of viewers.
- 1:22:33Speaker 4: I got a lyric about that in Pussy King, Right, Mark, Mark,
- 1:22:37Speaker 4: do you do you know all of his lyrics? And
- 1:22:39Speaker 4: I'm trying to remember the lyric but there's something about
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: some about it. I can't remember the lyrics. Some about
- 1:22:44Speaker 4: a girl, about some about a truck. Yeah, can't go okay,
- 1:22:49Speaker 4: talking about the pussy I get in the song pussy King.
- 1:22:52Speaker 4: Catholic Catholic Virgin thinks an doesn't count his lyrics. Yeah, no,
- 1:22:59Speaker 4: I think that's a or Catholic Virgin said that ant
- 1:23:02Speaker 4: doesn't count when it comes to writing this stuff.
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: Who is all you?
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:23:05Speaker 4: Yeah? You lying? No? Not lying? All right, that's all
- 1:23:09Speaker 4: I need to hear. I believe you, Hey Mark, Mark, Mark,
- 1:23:11Speaker 4: cash is the checks, I'll tell you. Yeah, you've been
- 1:23:14Speaker 4: cashing those ridiculousness that checks too, Mark. Have you squeezed
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: a lyric in there before?
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, when you're writing, as Mark around. Fuck no,
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: So you're the only one in the room when you're writing.
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: How difficult is that? What's your process like.
- 1:23:30Speaker 4: When you go to write? I'll just well, i'll give
- 1:23:33Speaker 4: you an example. Helps we'll talk about God told me
- 1:23:37Speaker 4: to fuck you so I was growing up. That's your
- 1:23:39Speaker 4: number one to you right now? Huh Yeah, I'm here
- 1:23:41Speaker 4: to promote, not to not to meet dudes. No, but ye, no,
- 1:23:45Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm joking. I'm sure we are an amazing platform.
- 1:23:48Speaker 4: It's just it's just in my head because we were
- 1:23:50Speaker 4: talking about it.
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:23:51Speaker 4: So I was a kid, not a kid, teenager and
- 1:23:54Speaker 4: there was a buddy of mine who was dating a
- 1:23:57Speaker 4: real religious girl, and she didn't want to sex. Obviously
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: teenage boys that's all they want to do. And he
- 1:24:03Speaker 4: and she goes, well, let's pray. Let's pray on it.
- 1:24:07Speaker 4: That's the best you get from her. Yeah, next day
- 1:24:10Speaker 4: they come, she's she's like, well I heard nothing. He's like,
- 1:24:12Speaker 4: and he goes, well, God told me that we should fuck.
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: And then when you when he and then I was like,
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: if I ever make it as a country star, I'm
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: gonna sing, I'm gonna write that song.
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: Yeah, and I gave you the end of the stories.
- 1:24:25Speaker 4: They're married to this day. So it works. Look at that.
- 1:24:29Speaker 4: Did you listen, Yeah, she said, But he was very,
- 1:24:32Speaker 4: very passionate about it. He said, I talked to God
- 1:24:34Speaker 4: and he says we should have sex. And I said
- 1:24:36Speaker 4: if I like, I literally said, in my head, I
- 1:24:37Speaker 4: remember talking to myself, I make it as a country sing.
- 1:24:40Speaker 4: I write a song called God told Me to fuck
- 1:24:41Speaker 4: you because he told her in so many words those
- 1:24:44Speaker 4: exactly did it work for him? Yeah? They're marriage to
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: this day. Well yeah, I know that, but did didn't
- 1:24:51Speaker 4: get your question. He had sex with her because she
- 1:24:57Speaker 4: thought that and that he that God told him that
- 1:25:01Speaker 4: and he We don't know that it's true or not.
- 1:25:05Speaker 4: Conversations his conversation. I don't know. Yeah, no one, Yeah,
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: everybody has their own conversations. No, I get that. I'm
- 1:25:12Speaker 4: with it. Do you are we doing tear talk or
- 1:25:15Speaker 4: anything like that. Yeah.
- 1:25:15Speaker 3: We.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Jack's got a tear talk teed up for us, ted
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: Talk tear Talk. It's like the opposite of ted talk.
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: Tear talk is we have tears in our system. As
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: far as the podcast goes, there's Tier one who the
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: rider dies, the one that will you know, if we're like, hey,
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: drink this, they'll drink it.
- 1:25:31Speaker 4: You know that type of thing.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: Tier two's are a little lower than Tier threees. You
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: obviously know how a lot of works, and so those
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: like kind of goes up and down. So we have
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: a thing called tear talk, and the tier talk today
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: is what the best bends, the greatest.
- 1:25:45Speaker 4: Greatest bends of all time. I don't know any man.
- 1:25:48Speaker 4: You might know some you might know Big Ben Roethlisberger.
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: I bet Ben Roethlisberger definitely listens to your music. Yeah,
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: well what what what a Ben Roethlisberger dude? Any who
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: about whip about his dick somewhere?
- 1:25:59Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: There's a lot of agend he trapped a girl in
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: a bathroom something like that, allegedly legendly.
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: I think I think he was a predator at that time.
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: Do you think he was at that time? You see
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: some stories out there, and you know, once a predator
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: always at type a vibe to you? Or is he
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: freaking clear?
- 1:26:14Speaker 4: He might who knows, I don't know. I don't know him.
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: I don't I didn't follow the story after that, but
- 1:26:19Speaker 3: I know during that don't don't get in the bathroom
- 1:26:22Speaker 3: with Big Ben.
- 1:26:23Speaker 4: Yeah, I try not to. Yeah, it's a pretty weak list,
- 1:26:26Speaker 4: right there? Is this all? This is all we have?
- 1:26:28Speaker 4: Like just we have nine?
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: This is uh yeah, nine people?
- 1:26:33Speaker 4: You think you know it's tough when he is. That's
- 1:26:35Speaker 4: a pretty weak list right there. Okay, here we go.
- 1:26:39Speaker 3: We got Ben Franklin, Ben Stiller, Ben Affleck, Ben Schwartz,
- 1:26:43Speaker 3: Ben Kingsley, Ben Roethlisberger, Ben Shapiro, Ben Folds, and Ben Mendelssohn.
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: I'm gonna go number one Ben Mendelsohuse, like I no
- 1:26:52Speaker 4: idea who he is? I respect that.
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: So that's Tier one an actor, right, Yeah, he's inne
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: He's not that famous. If you go, he's an actor, right,
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: who's your tier too? Because there's another actor, Ben Steeler Stiller.
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: My one on this list is definitely Ben Stiller, Ben Stiller,
- 1:27:13Speaker 3: Ben Affleck for me, there there, you're there, you're one too.
- 1:27:17Speaker 3: He's back with j right, Ben Affleck is back with Jalo,
- 1:27:20Speaker 3: so long game he ended up getting.
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: Jo Really yeah, man, w long game. Huh, good for him.
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: Jalo does do a great job of staying in shape
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: at her age. It's incredible, actually fantastic.
- 1:27:35Speaker 4: Tier two. Who you got you gotta thing? Ben Franklin, Yeah,
- 1:27:39Speaker 4: Ben Franklin. I fucking love America. Yeah, it love America,
- 1:27:42Speaker 4: and you love electricity?
- 1:27:43Speaker 1: Right, able to say my two favorite things, Yeah, that's probably,
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: and then you know, after a hold all that, great.
- 1:27:52Speaker 4: Kits are cool, kis with keys are cool. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:27:55Speaker 4: So I get that. I can respect that and I'll
- 1:27:59Speaker 4: say Ben full just he's on a musician on there.
- 1:28:02Speaker 4: Ben Folds is my I got to Tier three. I
- 1:28:04Speaker 4: got Tier three. Yeah, so Tier one is who Ben was?
- 1:28:08Speaker 4: The guy I never heard of was the most famous
- 1:28:11Speaker 4: one in Tier three was Ben Fold Unfolds who nobody
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: really gives the fun but fair.
- 1:28:18Speaker 2: I got Stiller, Franklin An Affleck.
- 1:28:19Speaker 4: That's not man. Oh you were used to on Top three. Yeah,
- 1:28:24Speaker 4: I mean I'm trying to really tear these boys out,
- 1:28:26Speaker 4: you know what I mean. I'm gonna go.
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: I gotta go Franklin Linder, have you ways?
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great movies. I'm talking at Pat. Nobody missed
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: about the abdominal muscles. I'll be glad to put this
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: one to rest.
- 1:28:38Speaker 4: Ben Franklin. Then I'm gonna go Ben Stiller, and then yeah,
- 1:28:42Speaker 4: I guess I'm with you Ben Affleck. That's pretty good.
- 1:28:44Speaker 4: Kind of came at the boy. Now I'm with him.
- 1:28:46Speaker 4: So you went Franklin first? Yeah?
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: I think Franklin. Yeah, he's it's like here we are
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: doing all this electricity stuff. I feel like he deserves
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: the top spot. We've got internet connection, I have this
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: micro work. We all use a lot, you know, I'm
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: not he don't don't get my Ben me, don't get
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: my Ben Mendelssoh talk as me disin electricity.
- 1:29:07Speaker 4: I don't want to be on I don't want to
- 1:29:08Speaker 4: be on Blessing with the boys. Disin electricity. Yeah, you
- 1:29:12Speaker 4: don't want that. Yeah, that would be you talk about
- 1:29:14Speaker 4: getting canceled. Yeah, well you wanted to get canceled, so
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: maybe you should, but not for that reason, because that's
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: serious ship.
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: Yeah, if you could get canceled, what would you like
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: for it to be over? Ben Mendelssohn, I respect that.
- 1:29:29Speaker 1: Do we have any more sessions?
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: Or would love to hear a good old tale on
- 1:29:34Speaker 3: the road, that is, to hear good like, say, the
- 1:29:36Speaker 3: boys are sitting in the locker room, we got a
- 1:29:38Speaker 3: six pack of beer cold in the fridge door shut,
- 1:29:41Speaker 3: we whip a few out, and you're telling us.
- 1:29:44Speaker 4: I'll tell you. I'll tell you something. I want to
- 1:29:46Speaker 4: hear a story about the craziest fan I ever heard of. Yes,
- 1:29:49Speaker 4: would love to so. I was the first time I
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: ever played San Francisco. I don't know why this was
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: San Francisco. We were there and this uh a black
- 1:30:02Speaker 4: security guard. He helped me after the show said, awesome,
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: show man, but I got some ship with a fan.
- 1:30:06Speaker 4: I go, oh, man, I hate to hear that. What happened,
- 1:30:08Speaker 4: goes the dude call me a racial slur? I go,
- 1:30:12Speaker 4: what the fuck happening? Goes? The dude got so into you,
- 1:30:16Speaker 4: he barfed, passed out and shipped his pants. So I
- 1:30:21Speaker 4: kicked him out, and then he called me. When I
- 1:30:23Speaker 4: was kicking him out, he called me a racial slur,
- 1:30:27Speaker 4: and I said, who are you the fuck that to
- 1:30:29Speaker 4: call me that you ship your pants? Motherfucker in the eyes,
- 1:30:32Speaker 4: I didn't ship my pants, motherfucker. He stuck his finger down,
- 1:30:35Speaker 4: his two fingers down his pants and pulls out some
- 1:30:38Speaker 4: ship and licked it and goes, I guess I did.
- 1:30:45Speaker 4: When people asked, God, people ask me about what Wheeler
- 1:30:48Speaker 4: fans are like, that's kind of the story, I tell you.
- 1:30:51Speaker 4: The kind of motherfuckers who if you say you hate
- 1:30:53Speaker 4: your you ship your pants, they want to know for
- 1:30:55Speaker 4: sure that And I'm still kind of scared. This is
- 1:31:00Speaker 4: years ago, and I'm still yeah, guarred.
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: Imagine how the security guard fields I saw firsthand. Yeah, well, God,
- 1:31:07Speaker 1: and Francisco of all places. Yeah, you guess there's a
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: lot of people that shop on the floor in ser
- 1:31:11Speaker 1: franciscuff that everywhere into all places. That's the last place
- 1:31:14Speaker 1: you think someone eat their ship.
- 1:31:16Speaker 4: Yah, aile seven, they're eating their ship.
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: You get homeless people that go into the convenient stores
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: and take a big fat dump.
- 1:31:23Speaker 4: You think you think you think Tennessee would be a
- 1:31:24Speaker 4: hot place for eating their ship, eat your own ship?
- 1:31:26Speaker 4: Do you think so?
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: About twenty minutes I was out of Nashville, I agree
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, it gets I mean I haven't done
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: that for years.
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: No, last time I shipped myself twenty twenty, twenty twenty
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: one and tasted.
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: Yeah, why did you shoot yourself? I ate something bad
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: and I was down.
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: I was in California and I was I went to
- 1:31:48Speaker 1: the beach and I did something like a quick movement
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: and I farted.
- 1:31:52Speaker 4: But it wasn't just hard art.
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean it held up in the short
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: so you know, I don't have to wear underwear, So yeah,
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: it was more of a shark.
- 1:32:01Speaker 4: But it was enough for me to run back up
- 1:32:02Speaker 4: those stairs at the bluff.
- 1:32:03Speaker 3: And nothing worse than like a shark, dude, like a
- 1:32:06Speaker 3: quick shart, you're kind of extremely insecure in the moment
- 1:32:10Speaker 3: there was one time I was riding my bike home
- 1:32:11Speaker 3: and I couldn't make it, and I just I start
- 1:32:13Speaker 3: shitting myself on the right home, and I feel so
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: bad that I'm shitting myself.
- 1:32:17Speaker 4: I'm so embarrassing. I'm by myself, like the like in
- 1:32:20Speaker 4: the movie jack Ass.
- 1:32:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to fucking hurry up and get home
- 1:32:23Speaker 3: because I feel myself about the ship, and I just
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: legitimately just start shitting myself on the way home. And
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: I'm young too, so I start crying. I'm like crying
- 1:32:30Speaker 3: on the way home and ship we right, thinking my
- 1:32:34Speaker 3: parents are gonna.
- 1:32:35Speaker 4: Be You had that move where you do that. I've
- 1:32:38Speaker 4: had that a bunch more. The the pulling of the
- 1:32:40Speaker 4: pants down is the exact moment it comes. It's like, yeah,
- 1:32:43Speaker 4: you're like, it's like it's splitting hairs. Yeah, been there.
- 1:32:47Speaker 4: You're rushing your asses like the gravities take you to
- 1:32:49Speaker 4: the seat. Yeah. Like all all I think is like,
- 1:32:53Speaker 4: what it's been one second? Literally one second later, I
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: think I think your body is just nose. You're there.
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: It's like when you think you real and you see
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: the toilet in your body's like we gotta go. So
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: it kind of cranks it up.
- 1:33:03Speaker 4: A notch on you.
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, or like you're starting I think
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: it's meant. I think your body knows that's a toilet
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: underneath your ass, right, but.
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: You're starting to descend down and you're like kind of
- 1:33:14Speaker 3: still squeezing until you can fully sit down and.
- 1:33:16Speaker 4: Almost pushing it back out a velocity behind that. Yeah,
- 1:33:20Speaker 4: this was a great time. We appreciate you well. I
- 1:33:22Speaker 4: love I love talking about country music. I love talking
- 1:33:24Speaker 4: about Ben mendelssoon and I love talking about ships. I'm
- 1:33:26Speaker 4: in the right place and got I love talking about
- 1:33:31Speaker 4: Dix and my new single too. So everybody go download it.
- 1:33:34Speaker 4: It's on all the platforms, right.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: Yeah, except for no except for what I was gonna
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: talk about Spotify. They don't pay enough, but it is
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: on Spotify. They have rogan one hundred million dollars million dollars.
- 1:33:48Speaker 1: They pay me a little less, a little less, just
- 1:33:51Speaker 1: t Spotify me. I think what are they pay? Probably
- 1:33:55Speaker 1: point oh point oh two cents per stream or something
- 1:33:59Speaker 1: really one point four million listeners per month. Yeah, all
- 1:34:06Speaker 1: I gotta do is you're lying, So all you gotta
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: do is get to two trillion streams to get Rogan Money.
- 1:34:18Speaker 4: Well, it's not bad. Yeah, it's not bad. That's not
- 1:34:20Speaker 4: But that's why I got do That's why I'm on
- 1:34:21Speaker 4: the podcast because I'm only at one point five trillion
- 1:34:24Speaker 4: right now.
- 1:34:25Speaker 2: You went on the spot. You've been on this podcast twice.
- 1:34:27Speaker 4: A couple of times. Yeah, what was that experience like
- 1:34:29Speaker 4: going on Rogan's podcast? Oh?
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: As fun as this? Probably not as fun as this, But.
- 1:34:34Speaker 4: I would say it's I would say it's it's a
- 1:34:37Speaker 4: it's a it's a similar vibe. It's just the thing
- 1:34:40Speaker 4: about Rogan is it's it's long. It's like it's like
- 1:34:44Speaker 4: a marathon. You gotta pace yourself, you know. It's like,
- 1:34:48Speaker 4: don't run out of things to talk about our one
- 1:34:51Speaker 4: because you got get me ready for hour three. It
- 1:34:54Speaker 4: gets into the deep ship he does, but y'all, let
- 1:34:57Speaker 4: you guys do it the cool way where the ship
- 1:35:01Speaker 4: comes at the end, so it keeps my attention to
- 1:35:03Speaker 4: the end. The ship comes at the end. What do
- 1:35:06Speaker 4: you mean like literally talking about ship ship country music?
- 1:35:09Speaker 2: He comes ship. We don't talk about Joe dar Ben
- 1:35:13Speaker 2: what's his name? And good looking dudes? Good looking dudes.
- 1:35:16Speaker 4: No, we weren't talking about more about good looking dicks
- 1:35:18Speaker 4: and good looking dudes.
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: Uh. One last question before one one last question before
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: you go. What's one thing country music can do from
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: a general's perspective, to change to make you happy.
- 1:35:29Speaker 4: I love when the guys compliment themselves on a question.
- 1:35:32Speaker 4: I think, what well I wasn't I wasn't. Will complimented me.
- 1:35:35Speaker 4: What do you gotta get out?
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: I have complement of Will several times, and that's what
- 1:35:39Speaker 1: this relationship is all about.
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Guess up? I think normalized
- 1:35:44Speaker 3: dude typing up other dudes country music. That was a
- 1:35:46Speaker 3: great quote to help out.
- 1:35:48Speaker 4: I think they they could stop listening to the labels
- 1:35:52Speaker 4: and the corporations listen to the fans more. Because when
- 1:35:55Speaker 4: the fans get the good ship I told you about
- 1:35:57Speaker 4: Tyler Childers and they get it, they listen, you know,
- 1:36:00Speaker 4: and when they get culture wall, they dig it. So
- 1:36:04Speaker 4: stop taking it from and those guys don't have the
- 1:36:07Speaker 4: giant machines behind. Stop listening to the fucking machines. Listen
- 1:36:10Speaker 4: to the fans. It is what kind of country music
- 1:36:12Speaker 4: used to be all about the fans. I don't feel
- 1:36:14Speaker 4: like it's fan focused anymore.
- 1:36:17Speaker 5: Is that a good?
- 1:36:18Speaker 4: Is that a good answer answer. It makes me feel
- 1:36:20Speaker 4: like you're really anti the man though. Yeah, but I am.
- 1:36:24Speaker 3: Well, you can tell he got his stick, was in
- 1:36:26Speaker 3: the dirt for like fifteen years, and he pivoted. He said,
- 1:36:28Speaker 3: fuck these motherfuckers, I'm gonna make my own ship.
- 1:36:30Speaker 4: Now look at me. I'm it's paying off.
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: You're like maybe a thousand thousand dollars a month on
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: my Spotify. Yeah, exactly, you've made it.
- 1:36:37Speaker 4: I don't want to brag, but I can almost pay
- 1:36:39Speaker 4: my rent. Not in Nashville or a brag. I could
- 1:36:42Speaker 4: almost pay my rat. But if it really pays like that,
- 1:36:45Speaker 4: huh shit, I hain'te when my manager tells me facts,
- 1:36:50Speaker 4: I just don't want.
- 1:36:51Speaker 1: To know that is don't forget. Well, what platform pays
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: the best? It can't be Apple. In my title title
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: pays the best.
- 1:36:59Speaker 4: Idle pays the best. But who listens to title? Yeah,
- 1:37:01Speaker 4: I've never heard of time to start pointing one that
- 1:37:06Speaker 4: what do they pay? Uh Spotify album? Because they got
- 1:37:19Speaker 4: that free tier. Yeah, that's why Spotify pays the lowest.
- 1:37:23Speaker 4: Because you can still listen for free, you don't have
- 1:37:25Speaker 4: to pay for it.
- 1:37:26Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what are you getting at every fucking six
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: songs or every one song.
- 1:37:31Speaker 4: That's tough.
- 1:37:32Speaker 1: But then when I go into a gym in football,
- 1:37:35Speaker 1: whether it's a in a college like, whether it's playing
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: fitness whatever. If I go in there and I'm playing
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: music or music is being played and there's a song
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: or a commercial that comes up, what are we doing?
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: We can't spend three dollars on this. Yeah, you're in
- 1:37:47Speaker 1: the NFL.
- 1:37:48Speaker 4: You need to be. They get they can pay for Spotify, and.
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: The Titans don't. They Their faciliti are getting better every
- 1:37:54Speaker 1: single year. They're doing multimillion dollar renovations.
- 1:37:57Speaker 4: This seems like the biggest news story we saved for
- 1:37:59Speaker 4: the last Yeah, these Titans won't pay for Spotify.
- 1:38:02Speaker 1: Yes, it's Pandora. Actually on Pandora. They don't fucking Pandora
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: pays the least. That's pretty disrespectful. Yeah, but they don't
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: have to have fucking ads in the weight room. Well,
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: guess where's the cameratom line. There's three Titans.
- 1:38:18Speaker 4: Hey, hey, listen to that.
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm serious. Who's the owner of the Titans?
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: Amy Adam Strung? You better fucking you better ride this way.
- 1:38:30Speaker 4: My platform. Tennessee Titans by the subscription music subscriptions by title,
- 1:38:36Speaker 4: it's own by jay Z. You like jay Z by title?
- 1:38:39Speaker 4: I never heard of it? By it? What an ad? Yeah?
- 1:38:43Speaker 4: That about that? Were you on Napster back in the day. Yeah,
- 1:38:47Speaker 4: that's the thing is, I get pissed about these numbers?
- 1:38:49Speaker 4: What are we doing in the background? I get I
- 1:38:52Speaker 4: get really pissed about this low money. But I stole
- 1:38:56Speaker 4: my fair share of music. So who am iya? LimeWire,
- 1:38:58Speaker 4: frost wire, all that ship at all that shut out?
- 1:39:02Speaker 4: The old boys used to crank ship down with frost wire.
- 1:39:06Speaker 4: What's frost? I don't know. Frost Same thing as limemore ye,
- 1:39:08Speaker 4: same thing as LimeWire.
- 1:39:09Speaker 1: Illegally downloading stuff all of a sudden, a bunch of
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: stuff pop up.
- 1:39:14Speaker 4: You'd be cool to illegally download my own album? Would
- 1:39:16Speaker 4: be fun. I'll probably illegally download your album. Thank you,
- 1:39:21Speaker 4: Thank you man, very welcome. You know listeners the listener, Yeah,
- 1:39:26Speaker 4: telling us to get out of here, talk too much
- 1:39:28Speaker 4: about it.
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: As soon as Jack said, what are we doing here? Yeah,
- 1:39:31Speaker 1: that's not it's probably yeah exactly what are these like?
- 1:39:35Speaker 4: Like? The iTunes? We're kind of like, we're kind of
- 1:39:37Speaker 4: becoming a rogan. Yeah, we have almost as many followers
- 1:39:41Speaker 4: as him too, Alright, a lot of podcasts and never
- 1:39:43Speaker 4: had a producers say what are we doing here? Yeah,
- 1:39:46Speaker 4: that was one of the most unprofessional things I've ever
- 1:39:47Speaker 4: heard Jack do. Actually, I'm kind of with him, but
- 1:39:51Speaker 4: it was definitely rude.
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: Yeah, that's too late for that, Jack, all right, and
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: subscribe and rate five stars Boys and Girls,