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OUTRO: Homewares Edition · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: you go. That's right, how we going? Feelers fizzed up? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Busy weaking to hear? Does he weekend? Man? What are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Man? You meet down a little bit Jason?
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  Speaker 1: A little bit, little bit, little bit little bit, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Jays?
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't really hear myself, just knocking it over. And
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  Speaker 2: I love the sound of my own voice, as you know,
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  Speaker 2: I do know that what's happening in this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Keys? Are you fucking sick?
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  Speaker 3: You know how I said that, I've got those like
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  Speaker 3: not well to do people coming over. But the people
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  Speaker 3: that snobs us, oh yeah, snobs, And they're not snobs,
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  Speaker 3: I lovely, they're very.
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  Speaker 1: Much snobby friends.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're just very much fifteen years older than us,
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  Speaker 3: and so they are fifteen years further along, so about
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  Speaker 3: my age maybe you're only like twenty five years.
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  Speaker 1: Ah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So they're like their houses and stuff are really nice,
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  Speaker 3: and they've got really nice stuff. They hosted us all.
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  Speaker 1: Their money on purse. Yeah, they say good, don't you know?
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  Speaker 2: Look Keysy's till very well having nice stuff. But at
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  Speaker 2: the end of the day, mate, it's that's not what
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  Speaker 2: makes you happy man.
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  Speaker 1: What makes you a happy man is having a dick
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  Speaker 1: that's gone to ruins over the course of three decades.
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  Speaker 1: Got home last.
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  Speaker 2: Night actually just on that feels the old dick's wrapped up.
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  Speaker 1: She's gone the little dick out the front of it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you pour a drink? Man? Times are a change,
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  Speaker 1: And I wish I had seen your house, Jason. Is
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  Speaker 1: a shame because I'd like to see the change. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well you take loads of befores. No, we didn't do
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  Speaker 1: that with the garden either. Are really annoyed with ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: But I was amazed because they've wrapped it all up.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. How big the hole was, Yeah, take it out.
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  Speaker 2: That was quite a that was quite a big fucking deck.
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  Speaker 2: And now he's putting in a floating deck float, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: floating hither head of that before and he's going to
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  Speaker 2: put in a floating deck, and I went with the
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  Speaker 2: fucks A floating deck.
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  Speaker 3: Just means it's not connected to the house, right, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: it'll just be on its own little plastic feet or
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  Speaker 3: is he anchoring it into the ground.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's all the foundations are really good foundation.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so you said your foundations are fine.
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  Speaker 2: That was the worry that he's going to rip it
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  Speaker 2: all up and go your foundations are fucked.
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  Speaker 1: We have to get rid of all those as well.
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  Speaker 1: So days it's exciting. What's your timeline on all this bullshit?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's going to be done probably that'll be finished nick,
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  Speaker 2: because he's doing Tuesday Thursday short, so that'll be finished
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  Speaker 2: next week. Then we're going to get some concrete steps
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  Speaker 2: for our driveway, then onto the big dick.
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  Speaker 1: And then about the whole thing. Everything that you're doing though, Ah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you reckon? When do you reckon? You're going
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  Speaker 1: to have someone in Well, what are you going to
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  Speaker 1: be out yet this ship? Yes? Wow, that is the plan.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, And and I said to my wife actually the
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  Speaker 2: other day, if we're not out by the end of
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  Speaker 2: the year, I'm going to be fucked off.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to a bad mood time I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what.
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  Speaker 2: I'm often in a really good mood.
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  Speaker 1: It's no good. I'm never in a good mood at work,
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  Speaker 1: right or golf. But okay, we've changed topics about one
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  Speaker 1: hundred times.
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  Speaker 3: I've even finished telling you about why it's a busy
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  Speaker 3: weekend this week.
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  Speaker 1: Carry what you're going to say? What were you going
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  Speaker 1: to say?
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  Speaker 2: We we may have someone moving in. Yeah, that is
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  Speaker 2: a friend of my wife. Oh manasa like moving them
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  Speaker 2: while you're still there? No, which saves us a particularly
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  Speaker 2: annoying job.
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  Speaker 1: I know the one.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, So that's good. Back to your big weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear about your extractor fan. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: very boring chair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right, right, But basically I've got to go
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  Speaker 3: to somewhere and buy a caraffe and some nice glasses
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  Speaker 3: to dry, because our glasses are shits.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently we've gone to get out like our glass you mean,
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  Speaker 1: like wine glasses.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and we've got like four this is going to
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  Speaker 3: be six. We've got like four nice ones and the
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  Speaker 3: rest of them all mismatch shitters. Yeah, so we just
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  Speaker 3: need to be like, okay, we just need some nice's
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  Speaker 3: fair enough.
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  Speaker 1: You kind of you kind of do, But I it's
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  Speaker 1: one of those things where the men don't care generally speak,
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  Speaker 1: generally speaking, but it's for woman, it's really important. You've
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  Speaker 1: just got to accept that it is. Whereas for me,
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  Speaker 1: I'll drink out of a jar. For example, I got
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  Speaker 1: home last week when we were out of glasses. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because we've got like three glasses for Gin and Tonics. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and there was already three people at home, so I
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  Speaker 1: just used this coffee cup as a GINI for Gin
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  Speaker 1: and Tonic and the miss what are you using that
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  Speaker 1: one for this? It's fine, Yeah, it does the job.
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  Speaker 1: It's glass. I could take that blue the rubber grip
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  Speaker 1: of it, that's his coffex on it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, so tomorrow, literally the whole day is put aside
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  Speaker 3: for us to pretty much remodel our entire house. The
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  Speaker 3: Whole Arky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: Remember the Whole Warky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's going to be spotless, I tell you what.
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  Speaker 3: It's always gonna be clean, but we have to like
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  Speaker 3: I've noticed that I opened the utensil drawer. Yeah, not
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  Speaker 3: the knives and forks, the one underneath the big utensils,
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  Speaker 3: all immaculate. I'm like, Wow, someone's organized them. Oh you're
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  Speaker 3: worried about them looking at our utensil drawer, right, yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And she's like, no, I just thought it was time
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  Speaker 3: for us.
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  Speaker 1: It's true, though, you do need those things to come
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  Speaker 1: along to give you the reason to do the things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is like, this is a higher level
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  Speaker 3: than I've ever experienced. Yeah, right, I need to buy
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  Speaker 3: new glasses.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't give a fuck about my jaws. But anyway, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you also never invite anyone over. That's true. You've
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  Speaker 1: just reminded me though. Actually we used to have.
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  Speaker 2: Sex really high quality wine glass I'll be fucked if
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  Speaker 2: I know where they are crystal No, no, but they
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  Speaker 2: wouln't really do a crystal wine.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a wine idea. But they were really nice
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  Speaker 1: fucking wine glasses. This is the world, goblet. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where they are now. Could you made me?
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  Speaker 1: My wife removed them from the house. Can I borrow them,
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  Speaker 1: especially you don't drink. Yeah, well exactly you could if
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  Speaker 1: I knew where they were.
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  Speaker 3: Men that he gives them to me, I borrow Hordy
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  Speaker 3: Jay's party and that are from like the thirties.
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  Speaker 2: I used to like back in the day, I had
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  Speaker 2: this really nice little sort of half beer glass like
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  Speaker 2: a mug. It was like a fluted malass and I
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  Speaker 2: used to love drinking my Beersi's.
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  Speaker 1: Out of there. Yeah, I know the ones that you mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get in the pub twelve or seven they're
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  Speaker 3: cold a high boy, No, now I think of it.
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  Speaker 3: They get seven ounces of the really small ones that
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  Speaker 3: you're getting the res with your little plastic jug and
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  Speaker 3: you've got a twelve About that tool that's a catalina
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  Speaker 3: and it just sort of taping, oh, like a goblety
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  Speaker 3: kind of one, not goblet, but like it's like a schooner, isn't.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a schooner? Yeah, okay, And I used to
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  Speaker 1: love that glass drink and you could just do one
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  Speaker 1: mouthful and she's gone, yeah, pretty much beautiful. And you
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  Speaker 1: put it in that glass.
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  Speaker 2: It's like me with chips, right, you know, you'd go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: so I can just sip it and yeah, but you're right.
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  Speaker 2: She went down real easy in that glass.
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  Speaker 1: Did she a schooner? Yeah, just more than a schooner.
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  Speaker 1: What have they got? A medi? I think they call
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  Speaker 1: it in Australia meddi They do a media a handle
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  Speaker 1: or a pot two hundred and eighty five mills in Australia. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: that's the bastard. Yes, it's slightly smaller than a schooner,
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  Speaker 1: which is I love it.
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  Speaker 3: My favorite is that, you know the seven ounce glasses
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  Speaker 3: they give you a razer, like the really old little
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  Speaker 3: glasses they give you. I love sitting down with a
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  Speaker 3: giant jug of beer and a tiny little cup.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because it was making me want to drink.
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  Speaker 2: The smaller the cup, I reckon the I agree, And
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  Speaker 2: it's weird as long as you.
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  Speaker 3: Know you've got the giant vestible to keep it bang
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  Speaker 3: so good. Imagine sitting down here so I can put
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  Speaker 3: it in here, Yeah, put it, pop it in here,
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  Speaker 3: and then I'll put it in there. Imagine if you
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  Speaker 3: sat down with a beer tower and a seven ounce
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  Speaker 3: little glass from the razor, but a tower with its
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  Speaker 3: own little tap on it.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine how fun that would be. Yeah, just you and
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  Speaker 1: the beer tower. Yeah, they have those that eat the noodles. Really,
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  Speaker 1: the beer towers. We're gonna go there. We do eat
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  Speaker 1: a noodle bar the other day. A couple of weeks away,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Couple of three Well, past it the other day. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, wow, it's way fancy than I thought. Really good, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because the other ones are all ship like right, not ship,
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  Speaker 3: but just like, here's your noodles.
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  Speaker 1: It's good fun in there. It's a good fun joint.
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  Speaker 1: You mean like.
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  Speaker 2: West Auckland stuff. Here's your noodles.
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  Speaker 1: What it's like?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've been there a couple of times. It's
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  Speaker 2: not it's not the flashest place. And the one in
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  Speaker 2: Dominion Roads you can never get a seat. I don't
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  Speaker 2: even bother.
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  Speaker 1: Four seats though, isn't it? So that's your busy weekend keys,
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  Speaker 1: is it? You got that?
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  Speaker 3: No prepping the entire house remodeling it Like, we're getting
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  Speaker 3: some painting work done right now on the outside of
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  Speaker 3: my house. My wife is like, that's going to be
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  Speaker 3: like finished before they come tomorrow, right, I think so?
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  Speaker 3: So I asked the trailer. I was like, because I
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  Speaker 3: was supposed to finish what is he yesterday? The base
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  Speaker 3: of my house?
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  Speaker 1: Right? You know?
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  Speaker 3: So we've got a bricantile house and the base, the
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  Speaker 3: white part with like plaster on it is just really
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  Speaker 3: old and faded and blah blah blah. So we just
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  Speaker 3: got that all painted.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I went around to a mates place a couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks ago, and I've never been to his house before,
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  Speaker 1: and he's got four kids, and I said, I'll come
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  Speaker 1: over and this will be the time, I see. Just
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  Speaker 1: make sure it's spotless by the time I get there,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because that's what That's what everybody, that's what
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  Speaker 1: our experience is, right, is it? You know you're tidy
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  Speaker 1: it from fucking top to bottom. Yeah, went around the
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  Speaker 1: ship everywhere. Yeah, food on the floor, amazing, and it
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  Speaker 1: was And it was great because I felt like I'd
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  Speaker 1: been welcomed into their home. This is what this is that,
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  Speaker 1: this is how it is their house. I've done nothing
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  Speaker 1: special for me because I'm nothing special to them in
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  Speaker 1: the sense that I'm not royalty. No, no, you just past.
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  Speaker 1: You can come into her house exactly. It was. It
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  Speaker 1: was some people.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on like I personally don't care. I care
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  Speaker 3: a wee bit enough to be like I tidy things
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  Speaker 3: up a bit, but like Lucy and her like a
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  Speaker 3: few of her friends and stuff. One of them found
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  Speaker 3: out that I'd gone run to their house without her
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  Speaker 3: knowing because I was grabbing something off the husband and
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  Speaker 3: then She's just like, and did you completely re the
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  Speaker 3: entire house? And I walked in there was like kids
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  Speaker 3: toys everywhere, and it was real normal and it was
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  Speaker 3: sweet airs And then she was like the woods found
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  Speaker 3: out that I'd been there, it was like freaking out.
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  Speaker 1: At no point, would you ever leave the house and
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  Speaker 1: just be like, I mean, I had been to some
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  Speaker 1: people's houses, but there's something wrong with them. Their house
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  Speaker 1: is so fucking messy. Yeah, but would you never be
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  Speaker 1: and I lived in the house and be like, oh
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  Speaker 1: my fucking it's a waste. It is a weird. I
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  Speaker 1: find it weird.
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  Speaker 2: I would you rather be in a house it feels
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  Speaker 2: like a home? Well, I fucking hate going into houses
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  Speaker 2: and I feel like I'm in a museum and.
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  Speaker 1: Everything because you're the oldest thing in it.
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  Speaker 2: There's fucking picture books and you know, a little flower
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  Speaker 2: display and fifty cushions on the fucking thing and everything's
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  Speaker 2: I maculate.
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  Speaker 1: Yea that ship man taste of the real world. You
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  Speaker 1: don't mean that? Yeah? Was that?
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  Speaker 3: That's the closest thing we've had at a hypothetical Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but you know what.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, though, It's like, I'm not trying to put
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  Speaker 2: my house in fucking house and garden.
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  Speaker 1: All my life. Well, you could try, but they wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: have it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well they would, they wouldn't have it.
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  Speaker 1: God. I watched an episode last night of Grenda's and Sellers.
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  Speaker 1: In the version.
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  Speaker 3: The thing that cracks me up on this is that
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  Speaker 3: our friends always go, man, you guys, house is always
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  Speaker 3: so tidy, and you're like, yeah, yeah, you can't come here.
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  Speaker 1: I always tell people. I always tell people, this isn't
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  Speaker 1: what it's like, mind you.
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  Speaker 2: There's no excuse for not having a tidy house if
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  Speaker 2: it's just two of you living there.
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  Speaker 3: And it is tidy in my opinion, But it's like
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  Speaker 3: show home tidy when anyone comes around.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I hate going into show home
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  Speaker 1: houses sweet well, but literally is it. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: hate it because at least it gets done, like it
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  Speaker 1: gives you. It's it gives you a timeline because we
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  Speaker 1: clean the house every week. Yeah, but the shout that
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  Speaker 1: you know, the bath gets done, the show gets done,
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  Speaker 1: and sink the toy. It doesn't bother me because at
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  Speaker 1: least it's done, and it's so really quick and I'm
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  Speaker 1: not the only one doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Can you invite me around your house, keasy when it's
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  Speaker 2: really filthy.
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  Speaker 3: No, about about quarter past midnight right now, Yeah, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays on
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  Speaker 3: the old Odaki.
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  Speaker 1: There, itchy eyeballs No, probably cancer m hm