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- 0:02Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of this program. Listener
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- 0:26Speaker 2: Insensitivity Training.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Class is now in session. A good morning and happy
- 0:47Speaker 3: new year ago. It is a brand new week. It
- 0:51Speaker 3: is a brand new year, first Woody Show of the
- 0:55Speaker 3: new year. It is Monday, January the fifth, twenty twenty six.
- 1:01Speaker 3: My name is whatdy. That is great, gory h Happy
- 1:03Speaker 3: new year, Great.
- 1:04Speaker 1: New year to you.
- 1:05Speaker 3: I'll have to discuss your uh, your your new look.
- 1:08Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, coming up.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Recognize me. There's Menace Hi.
- 1:14Speaker 3: Yeah, he is back for another new year as our
- 1:16Speaker 3: social media director. Gina grad is here. We got Sea Bass, Sammy,
- 1:21Speaker 3: Happy new Year.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Happy new year, Morgan, what's up?
- 1:23Speaker 1: What up? How are you?
- 1:24Speaker 3: New year?
- 1:25Speaker 2: New me?
- 1:25Speaker 5: Baby?
- 1:25Speaker 3: That's right, not really. We got von he's our video producer.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Dumbass Tyler is here as his Bort and Menji. Phones
- 1:33Speaker 3: are open for you to be a part of the
- 1:34Speaker 3: show as always eight seven seven four. You can hit
- 1:38Speaker 3: us up with the text check in over to too,
- 1:40Speaker 3: nine eight seven coming up for you today, man, just
- 1:43Speaker 3: kind of like just getting back on the swing of things.
- 1:44Speaker 3: We will find out everybody's cheers. And jeers from the
- 1:47Speaker 3: holiday break. We'll get caught up on the trending news headlines.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Don't want to really call him New Year's Resolutions, more
- 1:54Speaker 3: like we did last year goals. Yeah, you know, Greg
- 1:56Speaker 3: had the yolo goal. Yeah, and I think he I
- 2:00Speaker 3: mean right to he sprinted through.
- 2:01Speaker 1: The finish line load it was. Yeah, it was not
- 2:04Speaker 1: a sprint, it was a marathon load. Yeah.
- 2:07Speaker 3: So New Year's Goals resident, whatever you wanna call him,
- 2:09Speaker 3: We'll have a dumb ass contest. Will by the Craigslist
- 2:11Speaker 3: price is right now? Yeah, Yeah, we got a bunch
- 2:13Speaker 3: of stuff coming up for you this morning here on
- 2:15Speaker 3: the Woody Show, including the people over at Babbel. They
- 2:19Speaker 3: came out at the end of the year. It was
- 2:21Speaker 3: a ranking of the most mispronounced word burnounced words of
- 2:26Speaker 3: twenty twenty five words and names. By the way, so
- 2:30Speaker 3: not not just words, but also named. The rankings based
- 2:33Speaker 3: off of politicians, news anchors, and streamers who said these
- 2:37Speaker 3: words and names wrong, just repeatedly throughout all of last year.
- 2:41Speaker 3: And so I have I have the top five here,
- 2:44Speaker 3: and I printed them off individually on pieces of paper,
- 2:46Speaker 3: and we'll see how well menaced.
- 2:47Speaker 6: Okay, all right, you'll do. Okay, I do have one
- 2:50Speaker 6: that you were saying last year that I might have
- 2:54Speaker 6: beef with that beef. Yeah, I might have sighte beef
- 2:57Speaker 6: with with And I'm just admitting I might be wrong.
- 3:01Speaker 6: But you were saying point it's and I say point set.
- 3:07Speaker 1: I say point set.
- 3:08Speaker 7: Both are because it's spelled point set right.
- 3:11Speaker 6: Yeah. But with my mother being in the flower industry,
- 3:16Speaker 6: I've always heard points set up and.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Then ask her about people say Bougainville. Yeah, it's villa.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Fail.
- 3:29Speaker 3: I think we've hit the point thing before. Basically that's
- 3:33Speaker 3: from dictionary dot com. Yeah, point both, I'm seeing both correct.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Point Well there, that's that's from dictionary dot com.
- 3:48Speaker 1: So I feel I feel vindicated.
- 3:51Speaker 3: I butcher a lot of things, Yeah, because I I
- 3:55Speaker 3: know they're bad for cats, right, definitely want to rid
- 4:00Speaker 3: the planet?
- 4:01Speaker 1: Is cat dogs too?
- 4:02Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 4:02Speaker 4: Dogs?
- 4:03Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 4:03Speaker 1: Animals? Yeah?
- 4:04Speaker 3: All right, all right, anyway, now that we've cleared that up,
- 4:06Speaker 3: let's see how menist does these again. These are the
- 4:08Speaker 3: most mispronounced words and names from last year from twenty
- 4:12Speaker 3: twenty five, based off politicians, news anchors, and streamers who
- 4:15Speaker 3: said these words or names wrong repeatedly throughout the year.
- 4:18Speaker 1: And uh go ahead and give them the first one there,
- 4:20Speaker 1: all right, word, alright, we're number one.
- 4:22Speaker 3: First one is Manjaro. See we knew, we get that,
- 4:28Speaker 3: the weight loss drug.
- 4:29Speaker 6: Go to uh Lesara dot com and use the promo
- 4:32Speaker 6: code menace twenty.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Plug.
- 4:36Speaker 6: That's l A S A R dot com Lesara l
- 4:41Speaker 6: A S s R A R a R. You missed.
- 4:44Speaker 3: I just want to make sure you got the full
- 4:45Speaker 3: plug because you missed the last day on that last time. Okay,
- 4:48Speaker 3: all right, so sorry, I'm here, I'm going to Lasara. Yeah,
- 4:52Speaker 3: listen dot com promo code menaced one right now. You're
- 4:54Speaker 3: not going to get the name ran Manjaro there, but
- 4:57Speaker 3: it's the same compound drug, right, yes, okay, okay, alright.
- 5:01Speaker 3: The next one one of the most mispronounced words or
- 5:03Speaker 3: names of twenty twenty five.
- 5:07Speaker 1: The louver the loof Right, Okay, there you got that.
- 5:11Speaker 3: They had a big, big year in the news. The museum,
- 5:14Speaker 3: the museum that got robbed in France. But it's it's
- 5:18Speaker 3: tricky because l O U v r E is how
- 5:23Speaker 3: how it's okay, Greg, tricky for whom Yeah, I mean
- 5:26Speaker 3: if you got tricky, I mean I'm saying if you're
- 5:29Speaker 3: trying to. If you're trying to, you know, sounded out phonetically.
- 5:31Speaker 3: If you're not familiar, again, you've probably heard the love.
- 5:34Speaker 3: But if you just looked.
- 5:35Speaker 9: At it, technically correct me if I'm wrong, But I
- 5:37Speaker 9: think like in French, it's pronounced like the.
- 5:39Speaker 1: Lose louver ari at the air and Brett favre.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Le miss rob all right, all right. Most mispronounced words
- 5:50Speaker 3: and names of twenty twenty five. Alex Murdell Alex Murdeaux
- 5:58Speaker 3: gives in the news a lot the killer who murdered
- 6:01Speaker 3: his wife and son, Alex Murdoch Murdoch. Yeah, it's it's
- 6:12Speaker 3: Alec Murdoch murder Murdock. Yeah, oh yeah, okay, that's why,
- 6:17Speaker 3: and that's why it's Butcher thought it was Murdoch. No,
- 6:20Speaker 3: it's Alec, Alec Murdoch, just like Murta.
- 6:26Speaker 6: Wait, this guy murdered who is this?
- 6:28Speaker 1: He murdered his wife and his son.
- 6:30Speaker 7: I'm like a major drug band.
- 6:32Speaker 1: It wasn't that like one of.
- 6:33Speaker 3: It's this the guy that had that he was like
- 6:35Speaker 3: the dog kennel and yes, yeah, this is the guy that.
- 6:38Speaker 7: That tried to pay someone to shoot him. But not
- 6:40Speaker 7: really right, right, the whole fan.
- 6:42Speaker 6: I don't even remember that story.
- 6:44Speaker 1: Rich family.
- 6:44Speaker 3: We got two more Monjaro, the louve Alec Murdoch. From
- 6:48Speaker 3: the Mispronounced Words and Names of twenty twenty five. Okay,
- 6:51Speaker 3: all right, so uh manas next.
- 6:53Speaker 6: One, tamfon.
- 6:58Speaker 10: What that be?
- 7:00Speaker 1: Tamp on, taman ace, tamp nophan?
- 7:05Speaker 9: Is it backwards?
- 7:06Speaker 1: It's okay, okay, a tamp it's it's it's tail and all.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Yeah, the meat ingredient also known as like what would
- 7:18Speaker 3: the generic of tilan all be called menace? That that's
- 7:21Speaker 3: that's what you're looking at right there. That's the that's
- 7:22Speaker 3: the actual drug.
- 7:24Speaker 6: Eh.
- 7:25Speaker 1: I wouldn't know.
- 7:25Speaker 3: I just know not I do profen. But the other one,
- 7:28Speaker 3: which is ace, Yeah, it up breaking it up.
- 7:37Speaker 6: See the metaphin.
- 7:39Speaker 3: That's you know, when they had the whole story about
- 7:41Speaker 3: like pregnant women with tail and all and tie, the
- 7:44Speaker 3: autism and stuff, that big story from last year.
- 7:47Speaker 6: I think that's why everyone was just saying time.
- 7:50Speaker 1: They were to say, that's what everybody's been saying. Are
- 7:53Speaker 1: here one more than that? And then we'll move on.
- 7:56Speaker 3: So From the most mispronounced words and Names of last
- 7:59Speaker 3: year of twenty twenty five.
- 8:01Speaker 6: Uh, this is Soohan.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Uh the Donnie Okay, I mean close enough.
- 8:07Speaker 6: You left outron Zorronni Mom, Donnie, Donnie mon Donnie.
- 8:14Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the new mayor of New York City.
- 8:17Speaker 1: God damn it. I'm sorry.
- 8:20Speaker 6: She looked spoiler. I know who it is. She knew
- 8:23Speaker 6: it was.
- 8:24Speaker 1: I can't say it. Yeah.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Yeah, And after this segment, he's gonna need some for
- 8:30Speaker 3: that headache. Yeah, all right, eight seven seven forty four.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Wood hit us up with the text over to two
- 8:38Speaker 3: two nine eight seven more Woody Show for the new year.
- 8:41Speaker 1: Coming up next. Hang on, Woody Show, What's up?
- 8:48Speaker 6: What the show?
- 8:49Speaker 11: Podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a heads up, coming back
- 8:52Speaker 11: to Downy with boards. We're gonna be at the brand
- 8:55Speaker 11: new Raising Canes that's opening a nine thousand Telegraph Road
- 8:59Speaker 11: in Downey from one to three pm on January thirteenth.
- 9:04Speaker 11: Of course, we're gonna have a bunch of prizes as usual,
- 9:06Speaker 11: like Dean Park tickets, concert tickets, Woody Show, merch and more.
- 9:09Speaker 11: It all happens one to three pm January thirteenth in
- 9:13Speaker 11: the city of Downy at nine thousand Telegraph Road.
- 9:16Speaker 1: We'll see you there. The Woody Show.
- 9:20Speaker 3: Hi, welcome back everybody. Yeah, new year, same dumb show.
- 9:25Speaker 1: It is the Woody Show.
- 9:26Speaker 3: It's Monday. It is January the fifth, twenty twenty six. Whoa,
- 9:32Speaker 3: that's right, trippy the gangs all year. So as as
- 9:36Speaker 3: promised celebrities, you know, they got a lot of money,
- 9:39Speaker 3: right yeah, well sometimes and it doesn't necessarily mean that
- 9:43Speaker 3: you're gonna be a generous person and you're not gonna
- 9:45Speaker 3: be a good tipper, right.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Well, they get they're used to like going through life
- 9:49Speaker 1: without having to pay for anything. Yeah.
- 9:51Speaker 3: So there's a there's a neighbor of mine who used
- 9:54Speaker 3: to work at a at an airport where a lot
- 9:57Speaker 3: of the private jets for the celebrities would fly amount
- 10:00Speaker 3: of all the time. And he said one of the
- 10:02Speaker 3: cheapest misers ever was Steven Spielberg.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Oh no wow, yeah, multi billionaire, stay rich.
- 10:11Speaker 3: But people would bend over backwards to like, you know,
- 10:15Speaker 3: the bags and you know, golf cart amount to the.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Plane and the like, you know, just like, uh, you
- 10:19Speaker 1: know that's surprising.
- 10:21Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, come on, man, you don't have to
- 10:23Speaker 3: give him like a thousand bucks apiece, but you can't
- 10:24Speaker 3: give someone like, you know, five or ten bucks or load.
- 10:27Speaker 12: That is something that doesn't get discussed often. What are
- 10:29Speaker 12: the proper tip amounts for private plane?
- 10:34Speaker 8: Well?
- 10:34Speaker 6: Also another thing I want to expect for a guy
- 10:38Speaker 6: like that, to be a multi billionaire to even have
- 10:41Speaker 6: cash on him to tip, like he should have people that.
- 10:46Speaker 1: Take care of it.
- 10:46Speaker 3: But yeah, you can't give like a ramp worker for
- 10:50Speaker 3: you know, the load and the bags and whatever like
- 10:52Speaker 3: you know, No.
- 10:52Speaker 6: I don't think. I don't think him personally would be
- 10:56Speaker 6: doing that.
- 10:56Speaker 12: And if I were, I haven't. I don't do it
- 10:58Speaker 12: often fly private jets, but I wouldn't think to tip.
- 11:02Speaker 1: I gotta agree, I wouldn't know. If I came into
- 11:05Speaker 1: money and chartered a flight to Mexico, I would have
- 11:09Speaker 1: never known that you tip the pilot? Who would even
- 11:12Speaker 1: know that? I'm I'm not saying Steven Spielberg. I'm saying
- 11:16Speaker 1: maybe not necessarily the pilot, but the guys on the ramp.
- 11:19Speaker 1: I wouldn't think.
- 11:20Speaker 6: I would not think that.
- 11:21Speaker 3: Really, who should be doing that on Southwest? Well, no,
- 11:24Speaker 3: you don't have interaction with those guys. But if let's
- 11:26Speaker 3: say you pull up to the curb at the airport
- 11:28Speaker 3: and someone takes your back, do not tip them the skycap.
- 11:32Speaker 1: That's what that's why private jet. I would not think.
- 11:35Speaker 1: I would almost think.
- 11:36Speaker 3: It's that's even more personal service. Yeah, I'm thinking that
- 11:39Speaker 3: that would be even more personal service though. I mean,
- 11:42Speaker 3: if you're if you're gonna tip like the bell guy
- 11:44Speaker 3: or the you know, whether the at the at the curb,
- 11:46Speaker 3: at the airport, things like why wouldn't you or yeah,
- 11:49Speaker 3: you pull up to a hotel and someone takes your bag,
- 11:51Speaker 3: you can give them like why what's the different Like
- 11:53Speaker 3: why wouldn't you?
- 11:55Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense what I would think.
- 11:56Speaker 3: You're paying so much for it, And as my friend
- 12:00Speaker 3: was saying, like a lot of other people, they were
- 12:02Speaker 3: very generous, like super generous, and most people were just
- 12:05Speaker 3: at least generous enough to give them something.
- 12:07Speaker 6: Right, you know.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:09Speaker 6: The one that I just I hate tipping but I
- 12:11Speaker 6: do is they blow the whistle to get me a cab.
- 12:15Speaker 1: That's like in Vegas the taxi line guy. I've done
- 12:23Speaker 1: that too. I've done that too. All right.
- 12:24Speaker 3: So the question was asked who are the best and
- 12:26Speaker 3: worst celebrity tippers? Asking other people who have had these interactions.
- 12:28Speaker 3: So the list of the good tippers, I guess Bruce
- 12:32Speaker 3: willis was always a very good tipper. Tipped one hundred
- 12:34Speaker 3: bucks for every drink we served him. Very friendly, low
- 12:37Speaker 3: maintenance person, smiling. Joe Rogan. I waited on him at
- 12:41Speaker 3: a restaurant that I used to work at. He was
- 12:43Speaker 3: very quiet, but polite. He left a one hundred dollars
- 12:46Speaker 3: tip on a thirty dollars bill. Steve Carrell. I love
- 12:50Speaker 3: to hear that him and his family were the kindest,
- 12:53Speaker 3: most down to earth people I had ever served, and
- 12:55Speaker 3: they left a massive tip. Carlos Santana. He is the
- 12:59Speaker 3: most humble, respectful celebrity I've ever serviced. He always leaves
- 13:03Speaker 3: one hundred bucks on his meal, and if he's with
- 13:05Speaker 3: his family, it's usually double or triple that amount. And then,
- 13:09Speaker 3: if you want to go old Tommy on celebrities, how
- 13:12Speaker 3: about Elvis Presley.
- 13:14Speaker 1: He was a good tipper.
- 13:15Speaker 3: This one says he came into a restaurant he used
- 13:17Speaker 3: to work out with some people and just had a
- 13:19Speaker 3: meal and a few beers. He left a five thousand
- 13:22Speaker 3: dollars tips for the bill. Damn, yeah, a million dollars.
- 13:30Speaker 3: That's that's pretty cool.
- 13:31Speaker 10: Now.
- 13:32Speaker 3: The worst tippers, uh, These are people who worked in
- 13:35Speaker 3: the ministry waited on these celebrities. Tina Fey is on
- 13:38Speaker 3: the worst. She was the absolute worst, demanding and smoked
- 13:43Speaker 3: a cigarette at the outdoor table after being asked to stop.
- 13:46Speaker 3: I cannot see her, and she left less than ten
- 13:50Speaker 3: percent tip on the on the bill, Scottie Pippen. I
- 13:53Speaker 3: worked at a restaurant and served Scottie Pippen, Horace Grant
- 13:56Speaker 3: and Michael Jordan. Once Pippin picked up the bill but
- 13:59Speaker 3: left no tip at all. I've been calling him no
- 14:02Speaker 3: tipping Pippin.
- 14:04Speaker 1: I did see something.
- 14:05Speaker 3: There was an interview with Scotty Pippen and he was
- 14:07Speaker 3: asked did he ever have a meal just he and
- 14:09Speaker 3: Michael Jordan one on one? Yeah, and he said never.
- 14:13Speaker 7: I don't think they were buddies.
- 14:14Speaker 3: They weren't, but I'm saying, like you would think at
- 14:15Speaker 3: least once, Yeah, there would have been a meal business,
- 14:20Speaker 3: especially because you're traveling all the time. Yeah, and you know,
- 14:22Speaker 3: teammates and whatever. You maybe by accident, but yeah, once
- 14:28Speaker 3: worst tippers Dave Chappelle and Danny DeVito. This one says
- 14:32Speaker 3: I served both of them on separate occasions and did
- 14:35Speaker 3: their special requests. I got nothing in return. Dave left
- 14:39Speaker 3: a handful of change, and Danny DeVito left less than
- 14:43Speaker 3: five bucks.
- 14:44Speaker 4: Wow, that's surprised for both of them.
- 14:46Speaker 3: You see Danny DeVito leaving you like a small tip
- 14:49Speaker 3: because he's a small man. A treasure map or something,
- 14:52Speaker 3: yeah whatever, somebody gave him for the bridge toll right. Hey,
- 14:57Speaker 3: but he's got that Jersey Mike's money, although Eli has
- 15:00Speaker 3: stole it.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Uh see.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Ludacris says he came in and eat one time. Everything
- 15:07Speaker 3: was fine until the end. He asked the server if
- 15:09Speaker 3: the restaurant was going to take care of the bill
- 15:11Speaker 3: for him. Hey, they only agreed to after he said
- 15:14Speaker 3: that he would tip the server. And he's pretty full
- 15:17Speaker 3: of himself. And then number one on the bad tippers list,
- 15:20Speaker 3: And no surprise to me, I've heard nothing but bad
- 15:24Speaker 3: stories about this person from all angles. Jennifer Loan. She
- 15:31Speaker 3: is a c by all accounts, just rotten to the core.
- 15:35Speaker 3: She's eaten my restaurant plenty of times, and all the
- 15:37Speaker 3: servers say the same thing. She's rude, entitled, and doesn't
- 15:41Speaker 3: tip a penny. Those two words, rooted and entitled. I
- 15:43Speaker 3: have heard from almost every person that I know personally
- 15:46Speaker 3: who have had a reaction or interaction with her professionally.
- 15:50Speaker 3: Oh boy, yeah, rude and entitled she sucks, she sucks.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Yuck.
- 15:58Speaker 3: All right, well there you go, best and worst celebrity tippers.
- 16:03Speaker 1: Uh do we have birthday? I think we do?
- 16:04Speaker 3: See again back to It's the beginning of the of
- 16:07Speaker 3: the year, A nice, nice long break, and all of
- 16:09Speaker 3: a sudden, I forget what I'm doing.
- 16:10Speaker 6: What are we doing?
- 16:12Speaker 1: We're doing the birthdays? Man show.
- 16:17Speaker 6: Its shiver.
- 16:18Speaker 1: We won't like it's shiver and you know you don't Doday.
- 16:24Speaker 3: Happy birthday to the object of both Greg and genus lust,
- 16:29Speaker 3: Marilyn Manson, who.
- 16:30Speaker 1: We saw live in Contract last year. Just downright sexy.
- 16:36Speaker 3: Yeah you guys right, you've been not been how sexy
- 16:39Speaker 3: it was that he had spittle going everywhere, fit.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Everyone ten seconds?
- 16:44Speaker 9: It was drool.
- 16:47Speaker 3: You have like a grill in or something like that. Anyway,
- 16:49Speaker 3: So he's fifty seven years old today. Bradley Cooper is
- 16:52Speaker 3: fifty one, Kristin Cavalary is thirty nine, Dead Mouse is
- 16:58Speaker 3: forty five. You got the January Jones who was on
- 17:01Speaker 3: Last Man on Earth also Mad Men nex Men first
- 17:04Speaker 3: Class forty eight years old today. Let's see, we got
- 17:08Speaker 3: Charlie Rose. Oh, Charlie Rosa, you got is eighty four
- 17:15Speaker 3: years old today, and then Robert Duvall.
- 17:19Speaker 1: Still yeah, he's ninety five.
- 17:23Speaker 3: And today's parna birth day is Alison Tyler and today's
- 17:26Speaker 3: birth there, girls, you's had more people inside her.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Than the gym been.
- 17:29Speaker 3: The first week of January just backed five hundred and
- 17:33Speaker 3: thirty seven fine adult films, including America's Got Lesbians, Yeah
- 17:37Speaker 3: we do. He was in Amateur Anal Attempts Volume five,
- 17:42Speaker 3: Just Attempts.
- 17:43Speaker 4: It takes a few times.
- 17:44Speaker 3: She was an attack of the ass munchers. Also scissor massage.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Oh that cool?
- 17:50Speaker 3: How about fluids on the flight home? Volumes one and two.
- 17:53Speaker 9: We gotta have your fluids.
- 17:55Speaker 3: Alison Tyler sucks the Eiffel Tower. Oh okay, how about
- 18:00Speaker 3: horny couple, hardcore test bangs, the new mattress nice and
- 18:04Speaker 3: who can forget her unforgettable role in Mistress of the Shaft.
- 18:08Speaker 3: None of that is Alison Tyler, who's thirty six years
- 18:11Speaker 3: old today. And that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays,
- 18:15Speaker 3: and that a little bit about the good and bad
- 18:17Speaker 3: celebrity sippers. This morning here on The Woody Show, we're
- 18:19Speaker 3: gonna take a quick break. We've got some more Woodies
- 18:21Speaker 3: show for you.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Next, hang on.
- 18:26Speaker 13: The show.
- 18:27Speaker 1: All right, welcome back everybody.
- 18:29Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, we'll find out how everybody's holiday break went.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Cheers, jeers.
- 18:34Speaker 3: If you want to tell us all about yours, what's
- 18:36Speaker 3: hand to bringing for Christmas? Yeah, hit us up on
- 18:39Speaker 3: the text over to two to nine eight seven letter
- 18:42Speaker 3: on the show. We've got the Craigslist price is right
- 18:45Speaker 3: coming up.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Trip. We'll get into that for you.
- 18:48Speaker 3: I know, man, getting back into it after a break
- 18:52Speaker 3: of any kind is always rough, especially like more of
- 18:55Speaker 3: an extended you know, like get over the holidays. It's
- 18:57Speaker 3: everything's so disjointed. Yeah, before the holiday.
- 19:01Speaker 1: Right, But we're not alone. Most people just had a
- 19:03Speaker 1: huge break.
- 19:04Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. So all in it together, that's right,
- 19:08Speaker 3: that's right. But here we are in a Monday. Also, like, wait,
- 19:13Speaker 3: when is the next day off? It would be it's
- 19:15Speaker 3: this month. I believe it is the nineteenth, right, Okay,
- 19:22Speaker 3: and then February is what? Yeah, that's a day off. Yeah,
- 19:28Speaker 3: that's a that's a company holiday. That's one of our
- 19:30Speaker 3: company holidays.
- 19:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 19:32Speaker 6: Do we not love America?
- 19:33Speaker 3: Is it from February, you know, for President's Day until
- 19:37Speaker 3: because that's that's like the next big stretch where there's
- 19:39Speaker 3: like kind of nothing for a while like that. I
- 19:41Speaker 3: think that's the longest between like company holidays is from
- 19:44Speaker 3: whatever that is in February two whatever, the next one
- 19:47Speaker 3: Memorial Day. Memorial Day would be the next one after that, right, yeah, okay, yeah,
- 19:51Speaker 3: so that's that's a stretch that sucks.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Let's take that time off in between those two.
- 19:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sure, yeah. Oh dude. So there was a
- 19:58Speaker 3: story that I heard while we were gone, this guy
- 20:01Speaker 3: in Michigan. This, see, this would suck. This is the
- 20:03Speaker 3: perspective that sometimes you need to hear. Right, So, this
- 20:07Speaker 3: guy in Michigan, he had a surgical procedure go wrong.
- 20:11Speaker 3: He underwent a kidney transplant, which I mean, to get
- 20:14Speaker 3: a kidney.
- 20:15Speaker 1: That's a big deal. A lot of people don't even
- 20:17Speaker 1: get that.
- 20:17Speaker 3: Fa They get the kidney, and the surgery itself went
- 20:21Speaker 3: without a hitch, it was fine.
- 20:23Speaker 1: And then a few weeks after that he.
- 20:24Speaker 3: Started developing these symptoms confusion, weakness, swelling, a fear of water.
- 20:29Speaker 3: Super weird. Right, So he goes back to the hospital.
- 20:34Speaker 3: Doctors realized that just a tiny mistake was made. The
- 20:38Speaker 3: kidney that he received was and you just mentioned it
- 20:42Speaker 3: infected with rabies.
- 20:46Speaker 1: And now he's dead.
- 20:50Speaker 6: Human they don't even think about it.
- 20:57Speaker 3: The original owner of the kidney had been trying to
- 21:00Speaker 3: rescue a cat when uh, when he was scratched I
- 21:04Speaker 3: guess by a skunk. And then weeks later he developed
- 21:08Speaker 3: raby symptoms and he died. But his kidney was somehow
- 21:11Speaker 3: taken out and put up for organ donation. And that's
- 21:13Speaker 3: how this guy got it. The kidney made it to Michigan. Okay,
- 21:16Speaker 3: well that's not a terrible question then if if, if
- 21:18Speaker 3: they know how he died. But I would also think,
- 21:22Speaker 3: like wouldn't why wouldn't they test to make sure that
- 21:26Speaker 3: you know, if you if you're getting anything, like why
- 21:27Speaker 3: would you know? Can you turn a car? And doesn't
- 21:29Speaker 3: it undergo like a.
- 21:33Speaker 4: Healthy enough to donate in organ?
- 21:34Speaker 12: Right, we'll test it for the plague then and for
- 21:36Speaker 12: a bird flu. And you know, there's a billion things
- 21:37Speaker 12: that could be that extremely rare.
- 21:39Speaker 3: And I said, like the doctors they tried many, they
- 21:41Speaker 3: tried all the time, kinds of treatment stuff. But yeah, dude,
- 21:43Speaker 3: it's megadet never happened that sucks, so we're back at work.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Fatal.
- 21:55Speaker 12: Well, this would have never happened if we had standardized
- 21:58Speaker 12: raby shots like we do literally every dogging cat in
- 22:00Speaker 12: the world.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so hold on.
- 22:02Speaker 3: So if you get rabies you die once you have
- 22:05Speaker 3: symptoms and they say yes, rabies, So you.
- 22:08Speaker 12: Can get bit and you get the shot, and then
- 22:10Speaker 12: you're gonna be okay, you know all all uh usually,
- 22:14Speaker 12: but if.
- 22:14Speaker 3: You start foaming at the mouth and okay, okay, okay,
- 22:17Speaker 3: so I'm hearing two different things. Okay, so you can
- 22:20Speaker 3: get bit by something that's got rabies, but as long
- 22:22Speaker 3: as you get the shot with a certain amount of
- 22:25Speaker 3: time before you.
- 22:27Speaker 7: Officially get symptoms have rabies, let's have it.
- 22:32Speaker 12: I gotcha my question. And by the way, I've had
- 22:34Speaker 12: a rabius shot. It was six hundred and fifty dollars,
- 22:37Speaker 12: which for the for your cat it's fifteen. Why is
- 22:41Speaker 12: it like a big long that's always that's all.
- 22:44Speaker 1: That's all.
- 22:45Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the old old life was regular, like just
- 22:47Speaker 3: storing shoulder shot.
- 22:49Speaker 6: How many shots have you had?
- 22:50Speaker 1: Now twenty shot?
- 22:52Speaker 3: I've got hippatitis h shots.
- 22:56Speaker 6: I'm talking about the shots.
- 22:57Speaker 1: Did he did the.
- 23:00Speaker 6: Did all that stuff.
- 23:02Speaker 1: They allowed you to do.
- 23:03Speaker 3: They wouldn't they would give me shingles, not just one
- 23:06Speaker 3: COVID VAC. Didn't you get like both brands, Like I've
- 23:09Speaker 3: got three different COVID Back to the Waiting Show and
- 23:16Speaker 3: into another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
- 23:20Speaker 3: correct world. Thank you for being here, Greg, we got
- 23:24Speaker 3: Sea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here and uh yeah, man,
- 23:29Speaker 3: cheers and jeers. I hope everybody had a good holiday break.
- 23:34Speaker 3: It was nice and chill, man, it was.
- 23:37Speaker 1: It was great.
- 23:37Speaker 3: I want to start with Greg Gorey though, because I
- 23:39Speaker 3: think I think Greg had the biggest news.
- 23:41Speaker 1: I mean, like you had your procedure. Yeah, I had
- 23:43Speaker 1: my elective neck. It was so terrifying, So I mean
- 23:51Speaker 1: it ruled that it's over.
- 23:52Speaker 3: Well, people who may not know, uh to explain everybody,
- 23:56Speaker 3: like what you wanted to accomplished, Like what was the
- 23:58Speaker 3: surgery for?
- 23:58Speaker 1: So I have this lady neck and he really doesn't,
- 24:03Speaker 1: and I wanted to get it tightened. So there's this
- 24:06Speaker 1: thing called face tight and they inject you three spaces
- 24:09Speaker 1: in your in your face, so like one under each
- 24:11Speaker 1: ear and then one at your chin. And when they
- 24:14Speaker 1: inject you with this anesthesia. It turns you into do
- 24:17Speaker 1: you guys remember that movie with Eddie Murphy. I think
- 24:19Speaker 1: it was Professor Klump or something like that. Yeah, it
- 24:22Speaker 1: gives you what like a fat face, like like the opposite.
- 24:27Speaker 1: So my neck was massive.
- 24:29Speaker 3: And then they put a skeure let's just call it
- 24:33Speaker 3: a scure into you, kind of like light bulb where
- 24:35Speaker 3: they kind of separate your skin from your Uh, I
- 24:40Speaker 3: don't know your body.
- 24:41Speaker 1: So you hear this like kind of like shoveling snow,
- 24:46Speaker 1: like like when you're putting butter under a turkey's God,
- 24:50Speaker 1: were you like, is somebody barbecuing any It was so
- 24:52Speaker 1: gross and freaky and uh, and then that heats up
- 24:55Speaker 1: and they slowly pull it out and I got that
- 24:58Speaker 1: procedure done and then you have to wear this face
- 25:00Speaker 1: bra for a week. And that was embarrassing. So you're
- 25:02Speaker 1: kind of held hostage in your own home. You went outside. Uh,
- 25:06Speaker 1: one time I went to the store and one time
- 25:08Speaker 1: we had people over and I wore the thing. It
- 25:10Speaker 1: was so embarrassing. But I got that done and I'm
- 25:13Speaker 1: happy it's over with. And now apparently the results could
- 25:15Speaker 1: take up to two to three months for it to
- 25:18Speaker 1: really show, so I can't wait for that time to
- 25:20Speaker 1: go by. Also, Woodie went to a dermatologist to do
- 25:25Speaker 1: a body mapping because I have questionable moles. That was
- 25:28Speaker 1: the most embarrassing.
- 25:30Speaker 14: Things a nudity there they penis, but yeah, like they
- 25:39Speaker 14: get in there and when you flip over it and
- 25:41Speaker 14: you're so you're lying in your stomach and she says,
- 25:43Speaker 14: can I please examine your butto I said yes.
- 25:47Speaker 3: So she externally, so she pulls her underwear down and
- 25:51Speaker 3: I wish I could remember the verbiage of what she said,
- 25:54Speaker 3: but I think she said, do you mind if I
- 25:57Speaker 3: spread your cheeks looking at your buttle? Yeah, it was
- 26:03Speaker 3: so embarrassing, but I'm glad I got that done. And
- 26:06Speaker 3: now I'm on this chemotherapy ointment for my nose, which
- 26:09Speaker 3: is freakypy. That's an ointment, that's a chemotherapy ointment.
- 26:15Speaker 1: That you have some kind of skin cancer on your nose. Well,
- 26:18Speaker 1: we're going to find out in three months, so preemptively, yes,
- 26:23Speaker 1: preemptively to see if it changes or goes away. So
- 26:26Speaker 1: that's I'm going to put those both as my cheers.
- 26:28Speaker 1: Just getting medical crap out of the way and being
- 26:31Speaker 1: held hostage done so that rules the jeers is. I
- 26:35Speaker 1: feel like everything in my life has broken. I had
- 26:38Speaker 1: this subsequent plumbing appointment and they said, oh, you had
- 26:41Speaker 1: these roots and we had to jackhammer up your driveway.
- 26:44Speaker 1: I can redo this pipe. Then all the drains were clogged,
- 26:48Speaker 1: so I had to get those hydrojeted. Then I go
- 26:51Speaker 1: to microwave my coffee because it was old and cold,
- 26:55Speaker 1: put it in for a minute and a half, take
- 26:56Speaker 1: it out ice cold, microwave broke out of nowhere, Like
- 27:00Speaker 1: what what is not broken in my life right now?
- 27:04Speaker 3: I feel like everybody goes through those phases where just
- 27:07Speaker 3: nothing goes right. Everything takes forever, things break, whatever could
- 27:13Speaker 3: go wrong does go wrong, and you feel like the universe.
- 27:16Speaker 3: I had a moment like that, like a little period
- 27:19Speaker 3: of time last year where it's like, dude, what did
- 27:22Speaker 3: I did I do something?
- 27:23Speaker 1: Do I owe the universe? Something?
- 27:25Speaker 2: Like?
- 27:25Speaker 1: Remember I remember I googled? Is karma real?
- 27:30Speaker 15: Like?
- 27:31Speaker 1: What is happening?
- 27:32Speaker 3: Things with my son and things just in general? Is like,
- 27:34Speaker 3: oh my god, I wanted some ambient lighting. You know,
- 27:37Speaker 3: we had people over. I thought, oh, would look cool
- 27:39Speaker 3: if I turned the pool light on. Brand new pool
- 27:42Speaker 3: light doesn't work. It broke to like everything has broken.
- 27:46Speaker 4: Is mercury and retrograde.
- 27:49Speaker 1: I was not, okay, good, well that's not it. At
- 27:52Speaker 1: least maybe I should google a Karma's real. I must
- 27:57Speaker 1: have done something wrong because everything is broken.
- 28:00Speaker 3: It could be worse. I mean, the microwaves not that
- 28:02Speaker 3: big of a deal. It's the driveway that sucks.
- 28:07Speaker 1: I got this patch of concrete that doesn't match.
- 28:12Speaker 7: Is going to freak out.
- 28:14Speaker 4: Your neck is snatched though.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Hopefully.
- 28:18Speaker 6: Snatch.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hope. So that's good.
- 28:23Speaker 7: Yeah, it's very good. You want to be snatched?
- 28:26Speaker 4: What are your snatched?
- 28:27Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 28:28Speaker 1: Okay?
- 28:32Speaker 3: You know you also had some issues with their face
- 28:35Speaker 3: over the break was Gina? Yeah did you stand?
- 28:39Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 28:40Speaker 3: That was insane all of a sudden, like, you know,
- 28:43Speaker 3: my wife's like, what the hell is going on? What
- 28:45Speaker 3: what are you talking about? And then there was the
- 28:47Speaker 3: stuff with you know, Gina is being taken to the hospital.
- 28:50Speaker 3: Yeah by ambulance.
- 28:52Speaker 9: Yeah, by ambulance, which was really fun and not embarrassing
- 28:57Speaker 9: at all to the new neighbors. But I I, I
- 29:00Speaker 9: hadn't been like drinking enough water, and I felt weird,
- 29:03Speaker 9: and then I got some sort of a stomach bug
- 29:05Speaker 9: or food poisoning. They don't test for that, so who knows.
- 29:08Speaker 9: And I could not stop throwing up. So I finally
- 29:11Speaker 9: stopped throwing up and I went to bed. And then
- 29:13Speaker 9: a few hours later I woke up and I was
- 29:14Speaker 9: drenched in sweat, and I stood up to like turn
- 29:17Speaker 9: the fan on, and I was like whoo, So I
- 29:19Speaker 9: thought I was gonna go throw up again. Woke up
- 29:22Speaker 9: on my bathroom floor next to the toilet with blood
- 29:26Speaker 9: pouring out of my face and my hut and and
- 29:30Speaker 9: the metal uh toilet paper roll on the ground, So
- 29:33Speaker 9: I think I took.
- 29:34Speaker 3: That out with my cheek and she knocked off the
- 29:36Speaker 3: wall with her face with my face.
- 29:41Speaker 9: On the crapper, yeah, like two millimeters from my eyeball.
- 29:45Speaker 9: And I woke up with my husband screaming at me.
- 29:48Speaker 9: But that feeling where it's like but I feel so
- 29:50Speaker 9: good on this cold tile, Like will you shut up
- 29:52Speaker 9: so I can sleep? Like you're so out of it,
- 29:54Speaker 9: He's like, gop, wake up. He grabbed me by the
- 29:56Speaker 9: hair cave man style because I kept passing out and
- 29:59Speaker 9: falling backwards and almost hitting my hand on the toilet,
- 30:01Speaker 9: so he called the paramedics. They came over it They're
- 30:05Speaker 9: all like mustachio By the way, is that like how
- 30:07Speaker 9: they look? And they all mustaches and they looked they
- 30:12Speaker 9: looked great though, no problem there, but I was sweating
- 30:16Speaker 9: and I couldn't stay awake. My blood pressure was like
- 30:19Speaker 9: eighty over twenty, which is yeah, crazy, very very close
- 30:23Speaker 9: to organ failure. So they put me in the gurney,
- 30:26Speaker 9: which I could not get in myself. Passed out again.
- 30:29Speaker 9: Woke up and I'm like, who are these mustachioed men?
- 30:32Speaker 9: Put me in the ambulance, drove me to the hospital.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Have I died and gone to heaven?
- 30:36Speaker 9: Seriously, it was like I was in a calendar. So
- 30:40Speaker 9: I woke up at the hospital in my pajamas then
- 30:43Speaker 9: ripping my clothes off and thank you putting electrons all
- 30:46Speaker 9: over me? Uh got the uh the IV drip bag.
- 30:50Speaker 9: I was there for a few hours.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Look at your butthole? Uh part you have it? You
- 30:54Speaker 1: haven't mentioned so because you had said that you had
- 30:57Speaker 1: a seizure.
- 30:58Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I a seizure.
- 31:02Speaker 9: Was on the floor, according to my husband, like he
- 31:04Speaker 9: didn't he didn't tell me that and he told me
- 31:06Speaker 9: later because he's still pretty freaked out traumatized.
- 31:09Speaker 7: My eyes were open.
- 31:10Speaker 9: They started going back and forth, and I literally, I
- 31:12Speaker 9: didn't know you did this in a seizure. I started
- 31:15Speaker 9: foaming at the mouth. That did not know that was
- 31:18Speaker 9: a thing I have.
- 31:20Speaker 3: So it's all because you're dehydrated.
- 31:22Speaker 9: Apparently they were like, oh, you're really dehydrated.
- 31:24Speaker 1: That sounds like a Hollywood thing.
- 31:26Speaker 3: Water things that only happened to people in Hollywood and
- 31:28Speaker 3: help people end up in the hospital with exhaustion.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Exhaust everybody your bust their ass going to work and everything.
- 31:36Speaker 3: You don't hear about any Like the guy who's got, like,
- 31:38Speaker 3: you know, three different blue collar labor jobs to the hospital.
- 31:41Speaker 6: For exhaustion, but he's never walking around with this.
- 31:45Speaker 3: Actually had a lot of downtime in her trailer between takes.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Exhausted. I couldn't handle it.
- 31:50Speaker 9: But it was vomiting so much that much hot water,
- 31:53Speaker 9: that dehydration.
- 31:54Speaker 15: That's why yourself have peda light because you're not going
- 31:56Speaker 15: to even drinking water is not going to get it
- 31:58Speaker 15: after that much.
- 31:58Speaker 7: And that's the thing. So that the thing I couldn't
- 32:00Speaker 7: stop thinking about.
- 32:01Speaker 9: My husband kept saying, if I didn't grab your hair
- 32:03Speaker 9: in that moment, you would have concussed yourself on the
- 32:05Speaker 9: toilet seat. But my thing is if I fell back
- 32:08Speaker 9: in bed, as opposed to falling on the floor where
- 32:11Speaker 9: he heard me from the other room.
- 32:12Speaker 1: You'd still be there.
- 32:13Speaker 7: This chair would be very empty because that was organ failure.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Wow, so I'm happy to be alive.
- 32:19Speaker 9: My cheers though, is really the paramedics were unbelievable. I
- 32:23Speaker 9: brought them lunch the next day now no two days later,
- 32:26Speaker 9: and they were awesome. My other cheers is you guys,
- 32:31Speaker 9: embrace your childhood loves and hobbies now sled as an adult.
- 32:36Speaker 9: You gotta go sledding as an adult. We did that,
- 32:39Speaker 9: and we did it multiple times.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Go sledding or no sledged sledding?
- 32:45Speaker 9: Okay, we had a saucer, we had a toboggan, we
- 32:48Speaker 9: had like a surfboard. Best time sledding as an adult
- 32:53Speaker 9: something I haven't done in I don't know, twenty thirty years.
- 32:55Speaker 9: It rules. Walking back uphills is way harder.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Now than it was Ada, but it's.
- 33:01Speaker 9: Still so worth it. It was so much fun. We
- 33:03Speaker 9: did so much sledding and I cannot recommend it enough
- 33:08Speaker 9: as an adult.
- 33:08Speaker 3: All right, so the gears would be smashing your face
- 33:12Speaker 3: and having a journals. The mustachio crowd.
- 33:16Speaker 9: They were they were great, and then I was well
- 33:20Speaker 9: enough to go sledding, and it just it ruled you
- 33:22Speaker 9: kind of looks badass with the black eye though, well you.
- 33:24Speaker 7: Know you, yeah, thank you. I have a lot of
- 33:28Speaker 7: concealer on right now. But I think it's gonna heal
- 33:30Speaker 7: just fine.
- 33:30Speaker 9: And that was my good side.
- 33:32Speaker 7: That's what I was pissed about. The right side is
- 33:34Speaker 7: the money maker.
- 33:35Speaker 1: So I gotta get that fixed out. What does that mean?
- 33:38Speaker 1: I've heard that my whole lot.
- 33:39Speaker 3: Yeah, good size is that.
- 33:41Speaker 7: Because your face isn't that symmetrical?
- 33:44Speaker 1: You see that?
- 33:44Speaker 4: It's just really like your sides of your faces look
- 33:47Speaker 4: the same.
- 33:48Speaker 7: Thanks, they're not.
- 33:49Speaker 9: I I have a weird like my nose kind of
- 33:51Speaker 9: curves on this side, so I have a shadow and
- 33:53Speaker 9: I have two little like dots here. I'm not a
- 33:55Speaker 9: fan of Wow. Okay again, that's just a Hollywood thing.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Now, right side the money you let me stand here,
- 34:01Speaker 3: Like can you imagine if I said to somebody, Gregg
- 34:03Speaker 3: my beat side, make you.
- 34:05Speaker 7: Guys stand on the left. When I take a picture
- 34:07Speaker 7: the gathering.
- 34:08Speaker 1: I just show people my butthole. Yeah right, it's my
- 34:11Speaker 1: good side. Yeah, Greg did So.
- 34:15Speaker 3: Did she look at your your butthole? Oh yeah, yeah,
- 34:18Speaker 3: but like, what are the thoughts I learned? Why would
- 34:20Speaker 3: you have to go just to do a map? Like,
- 34:22Speaker 3: why would you have to go that deep? Exactly because
- 34:25Speaker 3: she wanted to see everything, bottoms of your feet, palms
- 34:28Speaker 3: of your hand, your butthole, everything. She said you can
- 34:31Speaker 3: get skin cancer on areas that have never once setten
- 34:34Speaker 3: the sun wanted to Yeah, yeah.
- 34:37Speaker 7: She's into it.
- 34:38Speaker 1: I mean I heard a rectal cancer?
- 34:39Speaker 8: Is that?
- 34:40Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 34:40Speaker 6: Because remember there was that whole thing, that butthole.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Yeah, the actual remember can get people were like, can't
- 34:46Speaker 3: setting their be holes and then like, don't do.
- 34:48Speaker 1: That because you can't get butthole cancer. Yeah, you're in
- 34:51Speaker 1: that room with three women. It was mortified.
- 34:55Speaker 3: Yeah, eighty four wood He hit us up with the
- 34:58Speaker 3: text over to two two.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Nine eight seven Still Woodie show, right.
- 35:12Speaker 3: And we go over this side of the studio over here,
- 35:14Speaker 3: and we check in with Gina grad who has the
- 35:16Speaker 3: trending news headlines.
- 35:18Speaker 9: Yeah, well, as expected, there's a ton of reaction to
- 35:20Speaker 9: that giant military operation in Venezuela. So Venezuelan President Nicholas
- 35:24Speaker 9: Maduro and his wife will be in federal court today
- 35:27Speaker 9: on a four count indictment that has mostly to do
- 35:29Speaker 9: with narco terrorism. Venezuela's vice president, Delsea Rodriguez, is cooperating
- 35:34Speaker 9: and is also acting as the Venezuelan president for now.
- 35:38Speaker 9: World leaders split on the US operation with China and Russia,
- 35:42Speaker 9: saying that the US broke international law. But you know
- 35:45Speaker 9: who seems psyched about everything that happened. The citizens of Venezuela.
- 35:49Speaker 7: They took to the streets. They're celebrating Maduro's removal.
- 35:51Speaker 3: I saw something out of Miami, because that's where people
- 35:54Speaker 3: who flee Venezuela, that's where they go. There was like, yeah,
- 35:58Speaker 3: almost half a million people out there, So of course
- 36:01Speaker 3: I have a number of people. A lot of the
- 36:03Speaker 3: people you get, you guys know who are just so
- 36:06Speaker 3: politically charged and they keep well, what do you think
- 36:09Speaker 3: about I'm like, dude, you know what. One of the
- 36:11Speaker 3: best things I took a page from from Greg I
- 36:14Speaker 3: paid attention to about. I don't know, zero point five
- 36:17Speaker 3: percent of the news.
- 36:19Speaker 1: The world could have blown up over the break and.
- 36:22Speaker 3: Unless it was super super huge or something that was
- 36:25Speaker 3: just all like even social I wasn't like looking much
- 36:27Speaker 3: at Instagram because I was like, if I'm not working,
- 36:29Speaker 3: I don't care, And so I don't have a real
- 36:33Speaker 3: opinion because I'm I don't really know anything.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Well, this is to have an opinion.
- 36:37Speaker 6: The biggest thing that happened over the break, and I
- 36:39Speaker 6: mean I researched a little bit, and it's just I
- 36:42Speaker 6: know that the people are happy that this happened.
- 36:45Speaker 1: They just don't know what is happening next. They're just
- 36:49Speaker 1: still on shell shock.
- 36:50Speaker 3: This is my thirty thousand foot view of it. Right,
- 36:54Speaker 3: This Maduro guy is not a good dude. Right, He's
- 36:56Speaker 3: a douche and the people of Venezuela hate him. So
- 37:00Speaker 3: the fact that he's out seems to be the cheer.
- 37:04Speaker 3: The jeer seems to be maybe of like how the
- 37:07Speaker 3: ends were met?
- 37:07Speaker 1: Right and oil?
- 37:10Speaker 3: Yeah, and when it gets all this uff, I have
- 37:11Speaker 3: no idea, And to be honest, I don't know if
- 37:13Speaker 3: I'm really going to read into it.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Oh they have I think I might go with I
- 37:18Speaker 1: know ignorance is bliss, but now we have to brace
- 37:20Speaker 1: ourselves that everybody's going to be an expert on Venezuela.
- 37:23Speaker 9: Oh, then take at all.
- 37:25Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, they have three hundred billion gallons of oil,
- 37:30Speaker 3: like more than Saudi Arabia, Like just sin there.
- 37:34Speaker 4: I thought you were going to bring up the Nike
- 37:36Speaker 4: vest have heard that whatever he was wearing.
- 37:38Speaker 1: It's all so.
- 37:41Speaker 3: That's how dumb we are as a species, folks, exactly.
- 37:46Speaker 9: So, the NFL regular season has officially come to a close.
- 37:50Speaker 1: Can believe it? Can I play something?
- 37:52Speaker 3: He now has a chance to win the division for
- 37:55Speaker 3: the Ravens the final play of the regular season.
- 37:59Speaker 1: For the final st the playoffs. Tyler, I'm forty four.
- 38:09Speaker 16: I know, haha, Ratbirds Baltimore Ron's you must have just
- 38:18Speaker 16: been Oh my god, you know, I hate that game
- 38:21Speaker 16: so much.
- 38:22Speaker 3: I hate that team so much, Like I hate it all,
- 38:24Speaker 3: Like it's like it's taking years off my life more
- 38:26Speaker 3: so than any poor diet or lack of exercise has.
- 38:30Speaker 3: Like the being a fan of any team can kill you,
- 38:34Speaker 3: especially when you're a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Like
- 38:37Speaker 3: that is just every week is a heart attack and
- 38:41Speaker 3: stress and anger and all the negative emotions and then
- 38:45Speaker 3: maybe they'll squeak it out maybe right, It's just it's
- 38:47Speaker 3: just how it goes.
- 38:49Speaker 1: I'm super happy today.
- 38:50Speaker 3: I know there's I think maybe a two percent chance
- 38:54Speaker 3: they actually win next week in the first round the playoffs,
- 38:57Speaker 3: because that's how it goes, Like Tomlin cannot get a
- 38:59Speaker 3: team passed the first stupid round of the playoffs, but
- 39:03Speaker 3: at least.
- 39:03Speaker 6: It's not the Ravens, oh man.
- 39:05Speaker 3: And and to have the Ravens lose like that, I mean,
- 39:08Speaker 3: because that is their their biggest rival, that was so satisfying.
- 39:13Speaker 13: You know.
- 39:13Speaker 9: You see those fans so great, like punching their TVs
- 39:16Speaker 9: or throwing them out the window.
- 39:17Speaker 7: How many people you think did that? What Ravens fans
- 39:20Speaker 7: did that?
- 39:21Speaker 1: Like you said, you questioned, why am I this passionate?
- 39:23Speaker 3: Because I mean the way the fourth quarter played out
- 39:26Speaker 3: is this back and forth thing. And just when you
- 39:28Speaker 3: thought the Ravens are out of it, they score a
- 39:31Speaker 3: touchdown and then all of a sudden, here comes the
- 39:33Speaker 3: Steeler and Aaron Rodgers gets him back with another touchdown.
- 39:36Speaker 3: Then the Ravens scored on the touchdown like there's not
- 39:39Speaker 3: enough time. That's it, forget it, We're cooked, that's it.
- 39:43Speaker 1: And then all of a.
- 39:43Speaker 3: Sudden touchdown and then the guy who's one of the
- 39:46Speaker 3: best kickers in NFL history misses the Extra Bowl.
- 39:50Speaker 7: This poor guy, man, God damn it.
- 39:52Speaker 1: I'm like, now, now they're down by two.
- 39:55Speaker 3: There's not a lot of time, but there's fifty five seconds,
- 39:57Speaker 3: but they have all their time out. Yeah, and you're like,
- 40:00Speaker 3: son of a bitch, And then here they go. Now
- 40:02Speaker 3: they get deep into field goal range. This should be
- 40:04Speaker 3: an easy field goal.
- 40:06Speaker 1: And hot, damn you missed it? Man? Was that great? Man?
- 40:10Speaker 1: Do you think that guy's on suicide watch?
- 40:12Speaker 3: I saw a video where like, huh, Harbaugh is like
- 40:15Speaker 3: walking him back to the locker room and he looks suicidal.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Yeah, that's got to be the worst.
- 40:22Speaker 3: Yep, that's got to be the worst.
- 40:24Speaker 7: Now that everything's locked in.
- 40:25Speaker 9: Wild Card weekend kicks off Saturday, Seahawks and Broncos are
- 40:29Speaker 9: in the top seeds, giving them a first round by
- 40:31Speaker 9: and home field advantage. In the NFC, the Rams will
- 40:34Speaker 9: play the Panthers, forty nine Ers face the Eagles, and
- 40:37Speaker 9: the Packer stick on the Bears. In the AFC, it's
- 40:40Speaker 9: the Chargers versus the Patriots, Bills against the Jaguars, and
- 40:43Speaker 9: the Texans versus the steel What a.
- 40:46Speaker 3: Great like postseason so far? You know, like because like
- 40:50Speaker 3: talk about like the people like Chiefs, people got so
- 40:53Speaker 3: sick in the Chiefs like, dude, this is a year
- 40:55Speaker 3: where like you took it, like the Broncos.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Yeah, the Broncos, right.
- 40:59Speaker 10: The Patriot they sucked, you know, very good this year though, Right,
- 41:03Speaker 10: that's what I'm saying. But I'm saying they have, you know,
- 41:06Speaker 10: since Brady left, they've sucked. Yeah, you know you want Jacksonville.
- 41:10Speaker 10: So there's all this like kind of new energy, new energy.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Yeah, and what's some great matchups? Man?
- 41:14Speaker 3: Just that that Packers Bears matchup is awesome here.
- 41:18Speaker 9: Well, speaking of not so great matchups at the bottom
- 41:20Speaker 9: of the league, the Raiders finished with the worst record, earning.
- 41:24Speaker 7: Them, of course, the number one pick in.
- 41:26Speaker 6: The years picture.
- 41:30Speaker 9: Well, there's an update with that Swiss Ski resort bar
- 41:33Speaker 9: fire that broke out on New Year's Eve. Just to recap,
- 41:35Speaker 9: this deadly fire broke out in the middle of this
- 41:37Speaker 9: big celebration at the resort, killed forty people. All forty
- 41:41Speaker 9: of those people have now been identified. Some of them
- 41:43Speaker 9: were fourteen and fifteen years old, by the way, the
- 41:46Speaker 9: drinking age of sixteen. But still, why were the fourteen
- 41:48Speaker 9: and fifteen year olds there? Now there's a criminal investigation,
- 41:51Speaker 9: and that is.
- 41:52Speaker 7: The big question. Why were their kids at this bar?
- 41:55Speaker 3: As for it was an eighteen, the party twenty one,
- 41:57Speaker 3: the drink right.
- 41:58Speaker 9: Right well as the what started the fire? Now they
- 42:01Speaker 9: think it was sparklers on liquor bottles that were too
- 42:04Speaker 9: close to this ceiling. Authorities have also announced that the
- 42:07Speaker 9: French couple who owns the bar are suspected of manslaughter
- 42:10Speaker 9: by negligence, bodily harmed by negligence, and arson by negligence.
- 42:16Speaker 9: Now the Twitter's chat bought groc you know that seaboss
- 42:18Speaker 9: loves so much. They're in trouble after it. Let start
- 42:21Speaker 9: letting users create images of miners in quote minimal clothing.
- 42:25Speaker 9: When people started complaining about this, the companies started freaking out,
- 42:28Speaker 9: so it was urgently fixing it.
- 42:29Speaker 3: But who was the first person to try to do
- 42:31Speaker 3: it to see if it even worked?
- 42:33Speaker 1: That person should be on a list, you know what,
- 42:36Speaker 1: I wonder.
- 42:37Speaker 3: If I can put it like, let me see and
- 42:39Speaker 3: they start like putting their prompts in there. Yeah about
- 42:42Speaker 3: underage person minimally dressed, like the cops should just show
- 42:45Speaker 3: up immediately hundred percent.
- 42:47Speaker 2: Well.
- 42:47Speaker 9: Grog also pointed to the lapse in safeguards as the
- 42:49Speaker 9: reason why it was happening.
- 42:51Speaker 1: I was doing experiment. Yeah, just to see a social experiment.
- 42:54Speaker 9: The people in charge of the chat bots say they're
- 42:56Speaker 9: looking to tighten up those guardrails, but the French and
- 42:59Speaker 9: Indie and governments have announced that they're looking into grock
- 43:02Speaker 9: safety features because the issue is quote unacceptable and gross
- 43:05Speaker 9: misuse of an AI function. And the thirty first Annual
- 43:09Speaker 9: Critics Choice Awards were handed out. Chelsea Handler was the
- 43:11Speaker 9: host one battle after another. Got Best Picture.
- 43:14Speaker 7: Anybody see that?
- 43:15Speaker 11: No?
- 43:16Speaker 1: I recently saw it trailer for it.
- 43:18Speaker 9: It looks it's crazy.
- 43:19Speaker 1: Couldn't even follow the It's very crazy.
- 43:22Speaker 9: Timothy Shallomey won Best Actor for Marty Supreme. Jesse Buckley
- 43:26Speaker 9: won for Hamnet, which, by the way, apparently Hamnet the
- 43:30Speaker 9: name of Shakespeare's son, So that's about Shakespeare's son and
- 43:32Speaker 9: his name was Hamnet. Best Animated Feature, of course, K
- 43:36Speaker 9: Pop Demon Hunters for a TV Best Drama Series went
- 43:39Speaker 9: to the pit.
- 43:40Speaker 3: That's a show I want to check out, dude.
- 43:42Speaker 1: You would love it.
- 43:44Speaker 3: More and more people in my life who are all
- 43:46Speaker 3: obsessed with it. Yep, And I go, maybe this is
- 43:48Speaker 3: something I should at least check out.
- 43:49Speaker 1: Yes, say, not so graphic, and you know, not not that.
- 43:52Speaker 3: TV needs anymore, like Who Done It? Microscope, CSI Cup
- 43:58Speaker 3: and crime yeah stuff. Same with the like hospital shows. Yeah,
- 44:04Speaker 3: it was about like I read the description on like Woody,
- 44:07Speaker 3: there's a new show coming out. It's made for you. Yeah,
- 44:10Speaker 3: it's called The Pit. Yeah, it takes place in Pittsburgh,
- 44:13Speaker 3: so that speaks to me. And then just the breakdown
- 44:15Speaker 3: and it just seemed really good and then it's been
- 44:17Speaker 3: a hit ever since.
- 44:18Speaker 1: Well it would be your favorite show. Yeah.
- 44:20Speaker 9: The Best Comedy Series went to The Studio and Best
- 44:23Speaker 9: Actors Comedy Series went to Seth Rogan for the Studio
- 44:25Speaker 9: and Best Actress in a Comedy Series Greg went to
- 44:29Speaker 9: Gen Smart per Half Yeah, Best Animated Series, South Park,
- 44:33Speaker 9: and Best Talk Show Jimmy Kimmel Live. And for the
- 44:36Speaker 9: second weekend in a row, Avatar, Fire and Ash is
- 44:39Speaker 9: number one in the theaters. Another big win for Disney,
- 44:42Speaker 9: by the way, since they have the top two spots
- 44:43Speaker 9: with Zootopia two up there too. The Housemaid came in
- 44:47Speaker 9: third this weekend, Marty Supreme in fourth, and Anaconda rounded
- 44:50Speaker 9: out the top five and shout out to The Stranger
- 44:52Speaker 9: Things finale, which made about twenty five million dollars in theaters.
- 44:57Speaker 1: It did. How does that work? Netflix?
- 45:00Speaker 3: Because my kids were supposed to go with my wife
- 45:02Speaker 3: because they've all been watching, right, so I've seen like
- 45:04Speaker 3: three episodes. That's another show I want to eventually watch. Yeah,
- 45:09Speaker 3: but they got the tickets for the thing at the theater.
- 45:11Speaker 3: But the tickets are free. Oh they were, but you
- 45:14Speaker 3: had to buy is like ten dollars or stuff worth
- 45:17Speaker 3: of like concessions. I don't know, so like you got
- 45:20Speaker 3: into the movie for nothing, but it came with you know,
- 45:22Speaker 3: like a two drink minimum kind of no idea. Yeah, So,
- 45:25Speaker 3: like I guess maybe that's why I didn't make the
- 45:28Speaker 3: box office tilest because you're buying twenty five million dollars
- 45:31Speaker 3: worth of like popcorns and sodas.
- 45:33Speaker 1: Huh.
- 45:34Speaker 3: That was the tickets themselves, like were free, Like my
- 45:38Speaker 3: wife didn't have to pay for those.
- 45:39Speaker 9: Yeah, we tried to go when we were out of town,
- 45:41Speaker 9: but it was just sold out completely. But I didn't
- 45:44Speaker 9: know it was free.
- 45:45Speaker 1: Yeah, it would have been amazing.
- 45:46Speaker 9: Well, finally, a group of people got together and are
- 45:48Speaker 9: suing McDonald's, accusing them of false advertising with the McRib
- 45:53Speaker 9: The lawsuit says that the name Mick rib leads customers
- 45:56Speaker 9: to believe they are eating a rib sandwich, when in
- 45:58Speaker 9: reality it doesn't have rib meat. The main ingredient used
- 46:02Speaker 9: for the sandwich, according to the lawsuit, is delicious restructured
- 46:06Speaker 9: pork composed of different.
- 46:08Speaker 1: Parts, right shaped like a rib.
- 46:11Speaker 9: Yeahstport, they've got here.
- 46:14Speaker 1: Mcrib's been around for decades.
- 46:15Speaker 9: Yeah, you just now got met you feel miss.
- 46:17Speaker 1: Are they want to take away the McRib They better not.
- 46:20Speaker 9: McDonald's is fired back, saying they only use one hundred
- 46:23Speaker 9: percent boneless pork, thank you very much, along with the
- 46:25Speaker 9: barbecue sauce, onions, pickles, that they've always been transparent about
- 46:28Speaker 9: all of this. The lawsuit also accuses McDonald's a fraud,
- 46:32Speaker 9: breach of warranty, and violations of state consumer protection laws.
- 46:36Speaker 3: This is a job, folks. I was reading another story
- 46:39Speaker 3: about this. Uh, this woman hard her husband small business owners.
- 46:44Speaker 3: They signed up for, you know, one of those things
- 46:46Speaker 3: you go online, minace and you want to have a
- 46:48Speaker 3: website for your business. Yeah, and it's like almost like
- 46:50Speaker 3: a like a template that they give you and just
- 46:52Speaker 3: kind of fill out the what your business offers and
- 46:54Speaker 3: the hours and all these different stuffy right easy. It's
- 46:58Speaker 3: a small This woman and her husband, their first biginess.
- 47:00Speaker 3: They put this thing up there. Well, they got sued
- 47:03Speaker 3: and it cost them. I forget how much money. It
- 47:04Speaker 3: was a ton of money. Money they didn't have. Because
- 47:07Speaker 3: there's this one woman. She just goes around and looks
- 47:10Speaker 3: at the different business websites to see if they are.
- 47:13Speaker 1: Compliant with the eighty A. Yeah.
- 47:17Speaker 3: So that's all she does. And she's not even disabled
- 47:19Speaker 3: by the way, really, and so she brings the lawsuits
- 47:22Speaker 3: against these yeah, like and again these businesses for not
- 47:25Speaker 3: complying with you know, visually or hearing impaired for the website.
- 47:29Speaker 3: And then she collects money and that that's what she
- 47:32Speaker 3: does for a living. And she's done this to dozens
- 47:34Speaker 3: and dozens of businesses.
- 47:36Speaker 6: So yeah, when I worked for a tech startup, they're
- 47:40Speaker 6: called patrols and they would just like go through every
- 47:43Speaker 6: single website looking at any little tiny thing. It's ridiculous, Yeah, insane.
- 47:48Speaker 1: At what point are like when you sign up?
- 47:50Speaker 3: And they were saying, if you have a Shopify account,
- 47:53Speaker 3: you do things like Shopify doesn't make people aware of
- 47:56Speaker 3: these things, you know, whatever company that they use for.
- 47:59Speaker 1: Their website hosting and creation, they don't let people. She's like,
- 48:03Speaker 1: we didn't know. We've never had a business before.
- 48:05Speaker 3: We don't know what the rules are with the We
- 48:07Speaker 3: just figured like, oh, how would you know that I'm
- 48:09Speaker 3: selling you know, whatever these things are.
- 48:12Speaker 9: And that's how you know she's a bitch, because it's
- 48:14Speaker 9: not like, hey, guys, just want you to let you know,
- 48:15Speaker 9: you know, get this up to code around looking for money.
- 48:18Speaker 1: And that's that's what this woman was saying.
- 48:20Speaker 3: She goes it would have been nice because she's like,
- 48:21Speaker 3: we corrected it immediately, but we we honestly pay. There
- 48:25Speaker 3: should be for something like that. There should be an
- 48:28Speaker 3: opportunity like when you when you get a fix it ticket, right, yeah,
- 48:32Speaker 3: you have a tail light out or you know something
- 48:34Speaker 3: something like that, you have an opportunity. And now if
- 48:37Speaker 3: it's repeated violations and or you ignore it, well then fine,
- 48:41Speaker 3: but but you shouldn't make your living this.
- 48:43Speaker 6: It's also easy to ignore it too, because you would think,
- 48:46Speaker 6: like you're getting some random email. I think it's just spam.
- 48:49Speaker 3: But you're coming after McDonald's getting a legit rib sandwich
- 48:54Speaker 3: traumatized again decades after this thing has been out right, like.
- 48:59Speaker 1: Come on, all right, well that's what's going on. You
- 49:01Speaker 1: get a job, and some food news.
- 49:09Speaker 3: I Hop has announced that starting today they are bringing
- 49:13Speaker 3: back the all you can eat pancakes and the deal
- 49:16Speaker 3: is for the buttermilk pancakes only, and they'll come all
- 49:21Speaker 3: you can eat with select breakfast combos like steak and
- 49:24Speaker 3: eggs or the breakfast Sampler. God, I love pancakes. The
- 49:30Speaker 3: deal is for anyone to come in and have. Of course,
- 49:33Speaker 3: you know, but I Hop released to commercial for this
- 49:36Speaker 3: deal catered specifically to those people who came in last
- 49:39Speaker 3: and their fantasy football lease because and I know about
- 49:42Speaker 3: like the quote consequences or the punishments for whoever comes
- 49:46Speaker 3: in last, someone gets a penis tattooed on those out
- 49:50Speaker 3: something like that. But a popular last place punishment is
- 49:53Speaker 3: to spend a full twenty four hours in a diner.
- 49:57Speaker 3: And so to help announce the deal, they brought in
- 49:59Speaker 3: Giants wide receiver Molak neighbors a player he tore his
- 50:03Speaker 3: ACL at the beginning of the season, so that torpedoed
- 50:05Speaker 3: a lot of fantasy teams. And so yeah, they brought
- 50:09Speaker 3: him in for this whole.
- 50:11Speaker 8: Thing and every year that was the Fantasy Football League
- 50:13Speaker 8: and make their last place team spent twenty four hours
- 50:16Speaker 8: out in pancakes and ah, what's the hell?
- 50:19Speaker 9: Just like you helped everyone's fantasy team this season.
- 50:22Speaker 8: Which is why ah, I was launching bottom of his pancakes.
- 50:25Speaker 8: It's a big win for last place fantasy finishers and
- 50:28Speaker 8: anyone who loves pancakes.
- 50:29Speaker 9: You moliefe neighbors, it is me. I wish him my
- 50:32Speaker 9: first pick on you.
- 50:35Speaker 1: Can we get this kid some pancakes? All right? So anyway, Yeah,
- 50:37Speaker 1: that's fun war out.
- 50:39Speaker 3: They're having fun with the first person I thought of
- 50:41Speaker 3: was dumbass Tyler. Yeah, he's all into these, yeah, but
- 50:44Speaker 3: we're kind of He was mentioning this molite neighbors thing.
- 50:47Speaker 6: Yeah, I think, Yeah, he lost right.
- 50:51Speaker 2: I lost my fantasy championship, but I did make the
- 50:54Speaker 2: title game, so okay, that helps out. Had a nice
- 50:56Speaker 2: little seventy five dollars pay day for second place.
- 50:58Speaker 3: Wow, And you gotta be psyched as a Falcons fan.
- 51:01Speaker 3: They fired the GM and the coach.
- 51:03Speaker 2: They fired the GM, they fired the head coach yesterday,
- 51:06Speaker 2: they fired the team CEO. This morning, I found out
- 51:09Speaker 2: that Matt Ryan's probably coming in for a high office position.
- 51:13Speaker 1: I'm psyched, dude. I'm just full rebuild. Let's go.
- 51:16Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it might be fun. We can we
- 51:18Speaker 3: could talk about it more off the air, But like
- 51:20Speaker 3: what if we you know, sent dom ass Tyler he
- 51:23Speaker 3: spent twenty four hours.
- 51:24Speaker 1: At a I hop during the pancake thing.
- 51:26Speaker 9: Sounds like a gift.
- 51:27Speaker 3: I mean I'd be willing to get on in that.
- 51:28Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, hardly a punishment.
- 51:31Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'd be down.
- 51:32Speaker 3: To do that.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 51:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:33Speaker 3: So and then to see how many how many pancakes
- 51:35Speaker 3: in that twenty four hour period you can actually take down?
- 51:38Speaker 6: Yeah, he'll probably devastate that location where.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Yeah, it might be fun. Like I said, it might
- 51:46Speaker 1: be something I'd be willing to get in. I'd love
- 51:48Speaker 1: to see that.
- 51:48Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to spend a full
- 51:49Speaker 3: twenty four hours there, but like it. Yeah, maybe we
- 51:53Speaker 3: could do like a you know, support visits. Yeah, wellness.
- 51:57Speaker 2: The way these uh fantasy punishments like inning there's work
- 52:00Speaker 2: is like every stack of pancakes you eat will knock
- 52:03Speaker 2: off like either thirty minutes or an hour of the
- 52:06Speaker 2: time you have to be there, So dudes will try
- 52:09Speaker 2: and wolf down let's say, like ten stacks of three
- 52:11Speaker 2: pancakes to knock off like five six, seven dollars.
- 52:14Speaker 3: Will I hop allow you to be in there for
- 52:16Speaker 3: twenty four hours.
- 52:17Speaker 2: It's become such a frequent thing that if you let
- 52:20Speaker 2: them know ahead of time what you're doing, they're usually
- 52:22Speaker 2: pretty cool.
- 52:22Speaker 1: Well, we can do that.
- 52:23Speaker 3: I'm sure they'll take the publicity too, and especially like
- 52:27Speaker 3: if we have you there, we're stopping by, other people
- 52:29Speaker 3: will come in. Yeah, it'll drive It'll drive some business
- 52:33Speaker 3: there for sure. We can talk about that down for
- 52:35Speaker 3: this that can be So he's now through the end
- 52:38Speaker 3: of March.
- 52:39Speaker 1: I have we've got time?
- 52:39Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we got a couple months.
- 52:41Speaker 1: Yes, because we.
- 52:42Speaker 3: Can even turn it into a wagering thing. Yeah, how
- 52:46Speaker 3: many how many pancakes do you think dumbass Tyler will
- 52:48Speaker 3: end up eating in a twenty four hour pier. But
- 52:50Speaker 3: we have to keep all of our guess is secret
- 52:52Speaker 3: because you can't do it like you see these players now.
- 52:55Speaker 1: Who are you know? They're they're in on the fix.
- 52:57Speaker 3: Oh right, so they know what everybody so like yeah that,
- 53:00Speaker 3: like you know, Menace can't go to dumb ass and
- 53:01Speaker 3: go hey, dude, stop. Yeah, Like so everybody got to
- 53:07Speaker 3: keep there. Everybody's got to keep their their guests secret.
- 53:11Speaker 3: I just went to I hop over the break. It
- 53:13Speaker 3: was it was lovely do the coffee pot thing they
- 53:17Speaker 3: do that, Yeah, because my dad and my wife are
- 53:20Speaker 3: all in the coffee. But yeah, I got I got
- 53:22Speaker 3: the you wouldn't like get minutes. But I got the spinach,
- 53:24Speaker 3: spinach and mushroom omelet holiday sauce on it and they
- 53:30Speaker 3: have it comes it comes with a stack of pancakes.
- 53:33Speaker 3: The other thing that is the thing about I hop
- 53:36Speaker 3: is the flight of different syrups at the table and
- 53:41Speaker 3: I know they they have their their signature for their
- 53:44Speaker 3: almost to make them bigger and lighter, not lighter but
- 53:46Speaker 3: like fluffier, more volume. They add some of the pancake
- 53:49Speaker 3: batter to the omelet support it.
- 53:52Speaker 7: That's what you feel off.
- 53:55Speaker 2: This is.
- 54:00Speaker 3: Another new out in sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
- 54:07Speaker 1: We got sea Bass. Sammy Morgan is here.
- 54:10Speaker 3: Phones open eight seven seven forty four wooding text us
- 54:14Speaker 3: over to two two nine eight seven menace, Yes, cheers
- 54:18Speaker 3: and jeers.
- 54:19Speaker 6: I saw you went to uh to Cabo. I did
- 54:21Speaker 6: go to Cabo. I went to a couple of locations
- 54:24Speaker 6: during our break. I went to Coachella and San Francisco
- 54:27Speaker 6: and Cabo. Definitely Cabo one of the highlights. Our friend,
- 54:31Speaker 6: uh dumbass Tyler, he joined me on my trip in
- 54:34Speaker 6: Cabo and this guy du yeah, yeah it was. It
- 54:41Speaker 6: was a good time. And this guy Tyler man, so
- 54:45Speaker 6: we we we stayed at the resort is called Ryu
- 54:49Speaker 6: r I U stay there twice, Yeah, Cabo and man,
- 54:52Speaker 6: it was a good time. So in the lobby of
- 54:54Speaker 6: this place, there's a twenty four hour lounge that always
- 54:57Speaker 6: had food, always had food, always had alcohol. That's awesome.
- 55:01Speaker 6: And this guy got obsessed with these burgers that were
- 55:04Speaker 6: available there. He I swear had these burgers every fifteen minutes.
- 55:10Speaker 6: They're at some point he devastated, the entire guy being yeahs.
- 55:16Speaker 1: No burgers full size.
- 55:19Speaker 6: He always had him in hand.
- 55:21Speaker 3: Is it one of those things like they have cookies
- 55:24Speaker 3: in the lobby or something. Yeah, but it was a
- 55:26Speaker 3: full like it's all inclusive.
- 55:28Speaker 6: All so twenty four hours a day and this guy,
- 55:31Speaker 6: I mean no, NonStop.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Yes, get your money's worth. But second, they taste so
- 55:38Speaker 2: good when you are so blasted. This is absolutely wonder
- 55:41Speaker 2: why like the first person I thought of, but that
- 55:43Speaker 2: all you can eat? I hop thing right right.
- 55:45Speaker 6: This guy was a disaster. He was like wasted. The
- 55:48Speaker 6: entire time he passed out, So what was it.
- 55:52Speaker 3: Because like, uh, like Julianne, Randy, dumbass Tyler, you like,
- 55:57Speaker 3: what was the did you guys.
- 55:58Speaker 6: Just decide to have like a yeah, just like yeah,
- 56:01Speaker 6: just hang in Cabo.
- 56:02Speaker 1: It was fun Okay.
- 56:03Speaker 3: I didn't know if there's anything like a there's all
- 56:06Speaker 3: the people that are on his podcast with him, so
- 56:07Speaker 3: I didn't know KP.
- 56:11Speaker 6: I mean, Also, it was Tyler had his birthday, spicing
- 56:15Speaker 6: Nacchio's birthday as well, so yeah, kind of like celebrating
- 56:18Speaker 6: that during the time. But uh yeah, I'm just thinking
- 56:23Speaker 6: that Tyler because he was so damn funny on the trip,
- 56:25Speaker 6: so that he that he passed out by the pool
- 56:29Speaker 6: and he was snoring on.
- 56:32Speaker 3: Everybody's Jonnith for bed a guy who just had seven
- 56:34Speaker 3: burgers took a nap. Also, I have a I have
- 56:39Speaker 3: a DJ friend that owns a home there as well.
- 56:42Speaker 3: Remember we talked about him. His his name Showbiz, because
- 56:46Speaker 3: that was supposed to be the guy that if Morgan
- 56:48Speaker 3: got in trouble when she went on there called on
- 56:50Speaker 3: the trip with the listener who she had just met
- 56:52Speaker 3: who invited her to go to Cabo. The ex boyfriend Cabo,
- 56:56Speaker 3: like there would be like a safe house for her
- 56:57Speaker 3: to go to.
- 56:58Speaker 6: The house. Men's friend he was in town. He took
- 57:01Speaker 6: us around. That was fun. We went to Costco in Cabo.
- 57:04Speaker 6: It was amazing.
- 57:07Speaker 1: Cheer.
- 57:08Speaker 3: Yeah, everything that happened during the break that was the
- 57:12Speaker 3: yeah cool. And then jeer, my jeer would be that
- 57:16Speaker 3: going between all these awesome places that had amazing weather,
- 57:20Speaker 3: I was just going through horrible weather just to get
- 57:23Speaker 3: to them, you know, just like traveling during the holidays
- 57:27Speaker 3: in December is horrific. And also, uh, you know, just
- 57:34Speaker 3: at the tail end of all this thing that was
- 57:36Speaker 3: going down with Venezuela, with all the all the airports
- 57:40Speaker 3: getting all messed up, My my mother came to town
- 57:42Speaker 3: at the end, and just like trying to get her
- 57:45Speaker 3: out of town was horrific because she lives in Spokane
- 57:49Speaker 3: and so it's like there's no like direct flights there,
- 57:53Speaker 3: so she has to go flight to flight to get there. Yeah,
- 57:56Speaker 3: so all the connections are getting all messed up and
- 57:59Speaker 3: canceled and stuff like that, So trying to get her
- 58:01Speaker 3: home was pretty bad. But overall got to see a
- 58:04Speaker 3: lot of friends and family, So it was a really
- 58:06Speaker 3: good break.
- 58:06Speaker 1: Now, why did she go to Costco and Cabo to
- 58:10Speaker 1: take it out? That's what men does. I'll go to
- 58:13Speaker 1: see He'll go to like China and go to seven eleven. Right.
- 58:16Speaker 7: I went to Costco in Iceland just to check it out.
- 58:18Speaker 1: I get it.
- 58:19Speaker 3: But if you're staying at an all inclusive reason, great,
- 58:22Speaker 3: But this Costco had like a mini donut machine that
- 58:25Speaker 3: makes I can see that online.
- 58:27Speaker 1: Ye yeah, all right, well then now I'm sold.
- 58:31Speaker 3: Sea bass cheers and jeers. Fy you need some audio
- 58:34Speaker 3: for this in my folder in a moment.
- 58:35Speaker 12: But to start with a cheer, cheers to Michael Strahan
- 58:38Speaker 12: for still being the single season sack you know whatever
- 58:42Speaker 12: record holder. What do you mean because of this whole
- 58:43Speaker 12: goddamn seventeen game season is throwing everything off. So Miles
- 58:47Speaker 12: Garrett got to what twenty three sacks? Yeah, in the
- 58:49Speaker 12: eighteenth week, which they did this last year with say
- 58:52Speaker 12: Kwon Barkley was about to beat h Eric Dickinson Eric
- 58:55Speaker 12: Dickerson's rushing record and people are.
- 58:57Speaker 1: Losing to the mind.
- 58:58Speaker 3: Oh we got a brand new record, old, No, you don't.
- 59:00Speaker 3: It took him an extra game, like what we need,
- 59:03Speaker 3: Like the asterisk thing is real and we're all old
- 59:06Speaker 3: enough to remember when we had sixteen NFL games. But
- 59:08Speaker 3: people are losing their minds and you know, all kinds
- 59:11Speaker 3: of stuff going on for all these seventeen make games.
- 59:13Speaker 3: I could see that only seventeen games, that's fair to say.
- 59:16Speaker 3: And straight Hand said as much during the NFL thing,
- 59:18Speaker 3: and people go to argue, well, straight Hand got his
- 59:20Speaker 3: last sec on Brett Favre taking a dive, which I
- 59:22Speaker 3: happened to agree with, but that's not the argument.
- 59:24Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't. I guess.
- 59:26Speaker 6: Cheers to the.
- 59:26Speaker 1: People who actually hold these records, who have and the.
- 59:28Speaker 12: People who suddenly have mind to race that this whole
- 59:31Speaker 12: seventeen game thing it was only a few years ago.
- 59:33Speaker 1: Also who cares?
- 59:35Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing I understand, Like why it's such
- 59:36Speaker 3: a big deal, That's what That's what I'm saying.
- 59:38Speaker 12: The reason it even pops in my head is because
- 59:39Speaker 12: people make such a big deal about it is that
- 59:41Speaker 12: they they did it this year with Miles Garrett and
- 59:43Speaker 12: last year with Saquon almost so like, just slow down, people,
- 59:48Speaker 12: So we have these record holders and until they beat
- 59:49Speaker 12: him in six of.
- 59:50Speaker 1: The cheers Michael Strahan.
- 59:51Speaker 3: Yeah, your whole breakof from your whole break. Oh that
- 59:54Speaker 3: was for the whole break I was thinking most recently.
- 59:56Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, I mean you know you have all
- 59:58Speaker 3: this time off, like what would you say? It was
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: the highlight of since we've seen you?
- 1:00:01Speaker 12: Oh last, well, I think cheers to secondary, cheers to
- 1:00:05Speaker 12: having a to having pickup trucks.
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: Greg, you know what I'm talking about. Oh, it comes
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: in handy more than you imagine.
- 1:00:11Speaker 12: I've been moving quite a bit over the break, moving
- 1:00:16Speaker 12: in the same area, but I'm getting out of my
- 1:00:18Speaker 12: old place because they are unresponsive to my demands. We've
- 1:00:22Speaker 12: heard my very reasonable I should say request, and by
- 1:00:25Speaker 12: the way, they'll be more to that coming up later.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: Uh So, But having that truck and just being so functional,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: you have to.
- 1:00:33Speaker 12: I might have I may have been fifty to fifty
- 1:00:36Speaker 12: gave myself a HERNI and moving my four hundred pounds
- 1:00:38Speaker 12: safe because I hire movers this time, like I can.
- 1:00:42Speaker 12: I've learned last movie, like I could do this myself.
- 1:00:45Speaker 12: There are two things is my I have a safe
- 1:00:46Speaker 12: that's like four hundred pounds and a tool chest that's
- 1:00:48Speaker 12: like four hundred pounds.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: And tool chest is on wheels.
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: Though, right, well, here's the thing, because I'm only moving
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: like a mile and a half is I thought, you know,
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: I could probably just tie this tool chest at the
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: back of the cyber truck. Oh my god, I get
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: early on a Sunday, Oh my god.
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: And that works.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Not even getting out of the parking.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: This tool chest was inside your apartment by multiple homes.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: I'm always out of town. Oh you're not.
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: You could have changed your plans. Secondary issue, secondary issues anyway.
- 1:01:15Speaker 12: So the tool chest on of the thought was, Okay,
- 1:01:17Speaker 12: if I strap it down and drive really slowly, you know,
- 1:01:20Speaker 12: I can make it well. And I was, like, the
- 1:01:22Speaker 12: only thing that really matters is curves like turns, because the.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Nerves potholess, because like the wheels on the bottom of
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: like one of those tools chests not four inches.
- 1:01:31Speaker 12: I was no suspension right right, but I was, I
- 1:01:34Speaker 12: was gonna go slowly. Well the turn the curves and
- 1:01:36Speaker 12: turns blew me up. Before I even got out of
- 1:01:39Speaker 12: the parking deck. That thing was, thankfully I ratcheted down
- 1:01:42Speaker 12: tight enough. It was on two wheels on its side.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Also for a guy.
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: This is another example of a guy who complains about
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: people not following the rules.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: What the rules are like? That is certainly not legal.
- 1:01:52Speaker 12: It is no but I was gonna have my flashers
- 1:01:54Speaker 12: on number one, okay, and it was gone out if
- 1:01:59Speaker 12: I got on the main road, which I didn't even
- 1:02:01Speaker 12: get to. So I ended up pushing the four hundred
- 1:02:03Speaker 12: pounds tool just hell yeah, bro, which took about an hour.
- 1:02:08Speaker 12: But again I did it early the day on a weekend,
- 1:02:10Speaker 12: there's no traffic, but I'm sitting. So you saw a
- 1:02:12Speaker 12: seabeas sweat and throw fight a tool chess porch and
- 1:02:15Speaker 12: he didn't help them out. So that's my cheers to
- 1:02:18Speaker 12: trucks and Michael Strahan Jeers actually related to the cyber
- 1:02:22Speaker 12: truck is I've talked about how cyber trucks had a
- 1:02:24Speaker 12: lot of hate, especially after the election, and I bought
- 1:02:26Speaker 12: I put my order in four years before this damn election.
- 1:02:29Speaker 12: So nothing about my cyber truck is political, but people
- 1:02:32Speaker 12: make it that way. And I was stopped driving over
- 1:02:35Speaker 12: the break on an intersection. I heard some screaming coming
- 1:02:39Speaker 12: from outside the truck and then I looked over this
- 1:02:42Speaker 12: lady at a bus stop, a normal lady, not a
- 1:02:44Speaker 12: not homeless person, was screaming, pointing at me, and through
- 1:02:48Speaker 12: the window, I was like, what is she saying, So
- 1:02:49Speaker 12: I I unrolled my rolled down my window and listened
- 1:02:52Speaker 12: to this.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: Well, I can't hear you, jeez, either a racist or
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: a rapist.
- 1:03:05Speaker 6: It sounds like a rapist. Prick, Yeah, it sound like And.
- 1:03:08Speaker 12: By the way, that was about the that was about
- 1:03:09Speaker 12: the eighth R word or whatever, which every one she
- 1:03:12Speaker 12: was yelling because it took me a while lately is
- 1:03:13Speaker 12: she talking to me? Said yeah, So obviously she's yea,
- 1:03:18Speaker 12: so she saw the cyber truck and obviously she's got
- 1:03:21Speaker 12: the hole.
- 1:03:21Speaker 3: She's doing the whole math in her head. I mean,
- 1:03:22Speaker 3: I'd be mad waiting for the bus too, So to me, yes,
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: she's the jeers because that she did that to herself.
- 1:03:30Speaker 3: We've talked about this in a thousand times.
- 1:03:31Speaker 12: When like zero to political and stuff, you're you're just
- 1:03:33Speaker 12: you're you're you're literally literally let letting them live rent
- 1:03:37Speaker 12: free in your head people, and you're just making your
- 1:03:39Speaker 12: own life miserable. And the thing is too, I know,
- 1:03:42Speaker 12: I know that thought wasn't her own original thought. She's
- 1:03:44Speaker 12: been poisoned by social media, poisoned by the news, poisoned
- 1:03:47Speaker 12: by her friends to wear now when she just sees
- 1:03:49Speaker 12: a cyber truck, she goes to a trigger. We people
- 1:03:53Speaker 12: over use that word too much, but this is a
- 1:03:55Speaker 12: perfect example.
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: I mean, I think the cyber truck is hideous, and
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: I really believe. I don't necessarily believe that you bought
- 1:04:01Speaker 3: it necessarily as a joke. I think I think there
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: was a lot. There was a lot to that where
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: almost day people getting in. Ironically, it was it was
- 1:04:10Speaker 3: just for this, like the same reason that people got
- 1:04:12Speaker 3: the hummers back in the day. It was just more
- 1:04:14Speaker 3: about a statement or a they look at me kind
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: of thing. And then once they're here and you go, God,
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: now you're stuck with the ugly truck.
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: I tried to be opened to how they look. They
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: just they look dumb.
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: See that's the thing is there. We will and a
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: real truck people, real truck people will you know they
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: have all this stats on it, because I've seen a
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: bunch of stuff about about you know, you hook up anything,
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: even something that's not super heavy, and you try to
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: toe it, you're not getting very far. Oh yeah, you
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: don't have a massive race to like to do. It's
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: like people wearing car heart who don't do car hard stuff.
- 1:04:47Speaker 15: You know.
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're not getting a truck. You're not getting
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: a cyber truck to do truck stuff.
- 1:04:52Speaker 12: People will point out that electric truck, Well, that's all
- 1:04:53Speaker 12: electric trucks, which is why they literally just canceled the
- 1:04:56Speaker 12: f F fifteen Lightning got canceled because yeah, you know
- 1:04:59Speaker 12: those aren't long age towing.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: Now it does.
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: It can tow a damn damn fine amount. I mean
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: you could see it. In fact, it's super seventy seventy
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: whole feet. It's kind of like my fresh bulldogs, like
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: they'll run around for like ten minutes, thousand miles of hours,
- 1:05:11Speaker 3: insanely functional.
- 1:05:12Speaker 12: Yeah, you've seen it could beat you know, it can
- 1:05:13Speaker 12: beat a Porsche off the line, towing on the Porsche.
- 1:05:15Speaker 12: So yeah, all the haters, Yeah, what that lady because
- 1:05:21Speaker 12: I you hear me, I'm laughing at her because I
- 1:05:22Speaker 12: feel bad for her. She's she's a she's a parody
- 1:05:25Speaker 12: of of that that.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: End her spectrum.
- 1:05:27Speaker 6: Its like she's saying breakfast though.
- 1:05:31Speaker 3: It could be one of those things, you know how
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: like you said, what does this say? And you can't
- 1:05:36Speaker 3: make it out, But the minute somebody says something, that's
- 1:05:38Speaker 3: all you can hear it.
- 1:05:38Speaker 12: But the needle, green needle yeah, right, rayfasts are racist breakfast.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: Let's let's all think breakfast and see if we can
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: hear breakfast. All right, see, yeah, hungry, it works. It
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: doesn't sound like breakfast. Okay, that's gonna be a new
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: inside judge for the show. We're we're gonna playing that
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: clip from now and Breakfast and everybody pretends says breakfast.
- 1:06:09Speaker 6: I can't hear you.
- 1:06:10Speaker 3: I said breakfast, Yeah, breakfast brick.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: Shows coming up.
- 1:06:17Speaker 9: The show will be right back.
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: New Year, and uh, we don't like to call them resolutions.
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: We'd like to call them goals, you know, just like
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: you have a you know, an objective, an objective for
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: the year, and I don't even know necessarily like what
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: what that would because most people will they say nine
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: within nine days.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: People were already.
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: And one of the things I saw that how to
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: make your New Year's resolution last longer? They say, the
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: lower your standards, but be specific, like you know, think
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: of like small wins, which is what I did a
- 1:06:55Speaker 3: couple three years ago.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: I forget how long. You were very vague about it.
- 1:06:59Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, because my goal of resolution for that
- 1:07:02Speaker 3: year was be better better, Yeah, and so that could
- 1:07:04Speaker 3: just be you know, it is seven cents better than
- 1:07:07Speaker 3: five cents. Yeah, seven cents like something super awesome. No,
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: but it's better than five five. So and it was
- 1:07:15Speaker 3: those little wins and I really felt like that.
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: I think that helped. Okay, you know, just because the
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: way you approach it, right, like when you're trying to
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: lose a bunch of weight, Like if you I'm losing
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: forty pounds and after like two months of it, you
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: you know, you've only lost six pounds, You've lost.
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: A ten pounds. You're like, dude, ten, you're ten pounds
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: lighter than what you were two months ago. Take the wind,
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: You're you're on your way to forty. So that yeah,
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: just you know, lower your standards.
- 1:07:43Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: And they say like tie habits to your routine, not
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: your motivation.
- 1:07:48Speaker 7: Yeah, like every day I'm going to do ab.
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: Yeah, like plan for things to go wrong. Well, they'll
- 1:07:53Speaker 3: be setbacks. They talk about, well, you're trying to eat
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: better and you have like a day where it's like
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: all of a sudden, Greg's eating the Costco cinnamon rolls. Yeah,
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: but guess what two weeks before that, he was having
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: his half a cup of half a sweet potato. So, dude,
- 1:08:10Speaker 3: for three weeks. You did that, you had one day,
- 1:08:12Speaker 3: three weeks to one day. Like, it's not the end
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: of the world. So those little things you could do
- 1:08:15Speaker 3: to mind of yourself. One thing I did here I
- 1:08:18Speaker 3: thought was great. Charlotte and the God had been talking
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: about it. I hit him up and was talking to
- 1:08:24Speaker 3: him about that too, And it's like, I don't get
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: into that whole year of the whatever. You know, it
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: was the year of the Snake, I guess last year,
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: and now it's the year of the Horse. But as
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: far as what it represented, for whatever reason, it kind
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: of like spoke to me. Yeah, and I don't believe
- 1:08:37Speaker 3: in the mercury retrograde, you know, zodiac kind of stuff,
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: but it is weird when things kind of hit you
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: the right way. And so the year of the Snake,
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: it was the end of things so that new beginnings
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: can start, like a snake sheds its skin. You like,
- 1:08:52Speaker 3: the people that you left behind, you left behind.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: For a reason. There's no need to carry them into
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: the next year.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: Things that you it was a year of completion, like you,
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: you finished out things, things got you got clarity or
- 1:09:06Speaker 3: things resolved. And so now the year of the Horse
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: is where you just move forward. It's a year of
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: creativity and year of you know, accomplishment and growth because
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: you spent all this other time and I really, for
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: whatever reason, that just it stood out to me.
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: So you're going to later hot goat yoga.
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, I'm any Uh what's greg?
- 1:09:29Speaker 6: Do you have a goal.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: Again? You don't have to call it a resolution? Well, yeah,
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: because I'm not a big believer in just because you
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: flipped the page of a calendar like things are going
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: to change. Remember, we went through a week at the
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: end of last year. We want to see if we
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: actually didn't. Yeah it down, I am so Uh. I
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: have two that I think are unattainable for me personally,
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: just completely just blind aspiration to do Okay, worry less.
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: Okay, that's be better, right less worry less.
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: Does have to we don't worry at all? Just worry less.
- 1:10:05Speaker 6: Okay, so not not.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: Make it, don't worry, just worry less. Worry Okay, worry
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: less because you do the goal is not worried. Don't
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: worry at all, that's true. Okay. Worry less and be
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: less shy. These are two things I think are unattainable
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: for me really, uh And then the two that are
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: attainable for me be less pat racky. Uh pack ratty
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: you think you are? Oh yeah, Like I started just
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: yesterday by going through my underwear drawer and getting rid
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: of underwear that I find uncomfortable. I'm like, I don't
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: wear this. I hold on to it, thinking well, some
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: day this underwear, No you don't throw it away?
- 1:10:37Speaker 17: Yeah?
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: Actually, and then drink more water. Those are my two
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: attainable ones. Do it too attainable, too unattainable, and I'm
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: gonna try worry less and less shy.
- 1:10:46Speaker 6: Mine is just I really honed in on this and
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: I got really really good at it. But I think
- 1:10:52Speaker 6: the actual time management I want like this, the free
- 1:10:58Speaker 6: time is more learning about things that I'm actually into,
- 1:11:05Speaker 6: you know, getting it, spend more time on your interests
- 1:11:08Speaker 6: and passions.
- 1:11:09Speaker 3: Yeah, but learning like trying to like master it. Like okay,
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: something super boring and is color grading of video? So
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: like color grading of video okay, so making the so
- 1:11:23Speaker 3: like I know how to edit videos right, but like
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: making them look more cinematic and like the actual like
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: color and everything the tones, very very boring stuff. But
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: like that's just an example of like things that I'm
- 1:11:36Speaker 3: really into like trying to master them and makes Yeah,
- 1:11:41Speaker 3: not just like, oh, I know how to do a
- 1:11:42Speaker 3: little bit of this a little I know how to
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: do like audio, audio editing, stuff like that, but how
- 1:11:47Speaker 3: can I take that into a next level make it better?
- 1:11:50Speaker 3: You know, overall, like making making things the quality much
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: much better.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: It's more for audio and video though, like.
- 1:12:00Speaker 6: On all levels, on anything, anything that I'm into just
- 1:12:04Speaker 6: becoming better at it. You write that down, I sud it, Okay, Gina.
- 1:12:07Speaker 9: Mine are very specific this is this is nothing vague
- 1:12:11Speaker 9: about them, so you can definitely hold me to them.
- 1:12:13Speaker 9: One is it was going to be once a month.
- 1:12:15Speaker 9: I don't know if I can do it. So I
- 1:12:17Speaker 9: just said, spend more time at the gun range.
- 1:12:19Speaker 7: I need to be there. I need to be more
- 1:12:22Speaker 7: talk about fine tuning.
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: I've you know, I've been for.
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: The purpose of what just because you enjoy it. I
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: do enjoy it, and you have some kind of like
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: warrior paranormal.
- 1:12:30Speaker 9: No, I do enjoy it, and it's one of those
- 1:12:31Speaker 9: things I've I've been a gun owner for many years
- 1:12:34Speaker 9: and I've really just sort of fallen out of out
- 1:12:37Speaker 9: of practice.
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:12:38Speaker 9: Last year I went into a three hour brush up,
- 1:12:40Speaker 9: and I just need to be I just want to
- 1:12:42Speaker 9: I just want to be more comfortable. I want to
- 1:12:44Speaker 9: be just ready at all times in terms of like, hey,
- 1:12:47Speaker 9: you want to go to the gun drain, Oh yeah,
- 1:12:49Speaker 9: but I should probably take a close for it, Like no,
- 1:12:51Speaker 9: I want to be there on a regular basis and
- 1:12:54Speaker 9: doing it great, perfect I have Yeah, I.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: All bring our guns. Because I'm saying guns.
- 1:13:05Speaker 9: I would love for you guys to be part of
- 1:13:07Speaker 9: my goals.
- 1:13:09Speaker 3: Also, this is aalk empire.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: I got a gun. He got a gun, he got
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: a gun.
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: Yes, everybody got guns, so.
- 1:13:26Speaker 7: Please do come with me.
- 1:13:27Speaker 9: Secondly, I've always wanted to do this. I always look
- 1:13:30Speaker 9: into this. I get frustrated and I give up. This
- 1:13:33Speaker 9: is the year I finally learn how to do credit
- 1:13:37Speaker 9: card points and like go on a vacation like you
- 1:13:41Speaker 9: hear so.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: Many people like I went on vacation.
- 1:13:43Speaker 7: I use my points.
- 1:13:44Speaker 9: What does that mean? How did you do that?
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: Well?
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: For every dollar that you spend if you have a rewards.
- 1:13:50Speaker 7: Car, I thought I did, but nothing ever comes of it.
- 1:13:52Speaker 6: Well you get because you got to hone in on
- 1:13:53Speaker 6: just one car, like you put everything on one very
- 1:13:56Speaker 6: single dollar.
- 1:13:59Speaker 9: I feel like if also had cards in the past
- 1:14:01Speaker 9: that are like you know, American Airlines and it's like, well,
- 1:14:04Speaker 9: where are my miles?
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: I want you want to do like more of that
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: you can apply to different things.
- 1:14:09Speaker 9: Okay, So I gonna need your help because I need
- 1:14:11Speaker 9: to I want a vacation on points whatever that means.
- 1:14:14Speaker 3: I used to the Platinum AMEX everything. Okay, yeah, I
- 1:14:20Speaker 3: put everything on there and at the end of the month,
- 1:14:22Speaker 3: I I mean from groceries to gas to everything.
- 1:14:26Speaker 13: Uh.
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: And then at the end of the month, and as
- 1:14:28Speaker 3: opposed to like paying out a debit card or whatever,
- 1:14:30Speaker 3: I'm just disciplined about the you know, to spend on
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: it and then you just pay it. Okay, do that
- 1:14:34Speaker 3: and you get like a dollar. Sometimes it's multiple points
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: per dollar depending on the different categories or this. And
- 1:14:40Speaker 3: then at the end of the year you have x
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: number of points. Those points can then be turned into
- 1:14:44Speaker 3: redemption for and you can go right on their website
- 1:14:46Speaker 3: for the rewards travel or you know. Yeah, people differrade
- 1:14:52Speaker 3: their flights different to different different items.
- 1:14:55Speaker 9: Okay, so I want to master that.
- 1:14:57Speaker 3: You want to do like an instant coffee whatever they
- 1:15:00Speaker 3: call those things. I want a vacation on my buddy's
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: machine at the end of the year. Every year does
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: like this top tier vacation aufful points. He uses a
- 1:15:11Speaker 3: card that's a Hilton card. Okay, every dollar, every penny
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: he spends, he just uses the Hilton card. Yeah, he
- 1:15:18Speaker 3: does like a huge trip with him in his whole family.
- 1:15:20Speaker 15: There's another one too, that was just talking about over
- 1:15:23Speaker 15: the break, which was the Chase Sapphire car.
- 1:15:26Speaker 4: I heard of people using that one to pay for it.
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: I don't know. I've got that. It's free.
- 1:15:33Speaker 6: There's like a she was probably talking about the MX Platinum,
- 1:15:36Speaker 6: which that's what Woody and I use a lot, and
- 1:15:38Speaker 6: it does have a huge annual fee, but the middle
- 1:15:41Speaker 6: fee you get back in like other ways, like you
- 1:15:44Speaker 6: get the clear pass or at the credits pocket are
- 1:15:47Speaker 6: you get three hundred dollars in Rezie credits and like that.
- 1:15:51Speaker 3: I like, so if you just pay attention to like
- 1:15:54Speaker 3: you find a couple of different things and offsets that car.
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: It's like the Costco membership where you can get that
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: executive Costco membership. It's like one hundred and thirty five bucks,
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: but they basically tell you that you're guaranteed to get
- 1:16:05Speaker 3: one hundred and thirty five dollars worth of like whether
- 1:16:07Speaker 3: it's that you know cash back then they used to do,
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: or it basically bounces out.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: I'm excited that you.
- 1:16:13Speaker 6: The annual fee will shock you at first, but if
- 1:16:16Speaker 6: you actually pay attention is read it, you will get
- 1:16:19Speaker 6: all your minds.
- 1:16:19Speaker 9: Okay, well that's great.
- 1:16:20Speaker 7: And then I have one more.
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:16:22Speaker 9: Some of you may know what I got as a
- 1:16:24Speaker 9: gift for my Christmas present. My hanic got Christmas pressure
- 1:16:27Speaker 9: for my husband and I was really excited about it.
- 1:16:30Speaker 9: He was pretty bummed to give it to me, but
- 1:16:31Speaker 9: he knew I wanted it. We are going to take
- 1:16:33Speaker 9: couples like ballroom salsa dance lessons, which is so bummed
- 1:16:39Speaker 9: about it.
- 1:16:40Speaker 7: I I do tend to like not finish what I started.
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: I got sucked into that social media stuff and I'm like,
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: what was it?
- 1:16:47Speaker 8: What what?
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: And Mario was wondering tone he said, just text her
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: and ask her. I said no, I'm going to wait
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: and tell the bit reveal. And then when I found
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: out that the same thing. So many people are so bummed.
- 1:16:57Speaker 9: But I think gay guy, well he's like Gina, after
- 1:17:02Speaker 9: many years of you asking, let's just do it clearly.
- 1:17:05Speaker 9: But I want to do all eight classes because we
- 1:17:07Speaker 9: usually just peter out on these.
- 1:17:09Speaker 3: So Greg, the more I've gotten to know and spend
- 1:17:12Speaker 3: time with Andy, ye right, all the stuff that we
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: give Gina crap for is really Andy's doing. Yeah yeah,
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: but I thought she was joking about that or just
- 1:17:22Speaker 3: kind of like you know how people podcast.
- 1:17:24Speaker 7: The kids firsthand?
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's the one.
- 1:17:28Speaker 3: He's the one that dragged them the Wicked, That's right.
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: He's the one who's Megan and the musicals. He's the
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: one that Mega wants to do ballroom.
- 1:17:36Speaker 9: The offset by like bow guarding the TV and watching
- 1:17:39Speaker 9: sports that I can't follow. But yeah, so we're going
- 1:17:41Speaker 9: to do that.
- 1:17:45Speaker 8: Now.
- 1:17:46Speaker 9: And so I want to complete all eight classes. I
- 1:17:50Speaker 9: want to take a vacation on points, and I want
- 1:17:51Speaker 9: to spend more time at the gun range.
- 1:17:53Speaker 3: All right, uh sea Bass, Well, I'm still gonna work
- 1:17:56Speaker 3: on retiring, so that's still in motion every day. I
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: think everybody's working on.
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: Like I'm not actively.
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: Actively like I'm not going to be doing this, hopefully
- 1:18:03Speaker 3: for too much longer.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: But this horrible thing. Yeah, but on top of that,
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: I think I would really like to get married.
- 1:18:11Speaker 7: It's like a social experiment.
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not talking about like a Mallard
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: or bride or anything. To Yuki, that's not off the table.
- 1:18:19Speaker 3: But uh about that time, are you're on your theo von?
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: Because that's has been like his thing the whole year.
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: I did not know that.
- 1:18:25Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like been talking on his podcast that he's like,
- 1:18:27Speaker 6: you know what, I really want to get married and
- 1:18:31Speaker 6: probably have a kid. But he's currently he's currently not
- 1:18:35Speaker 6: dating anybody.
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: But for normal people, that seems like a really reasonable thing,
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: Like coming from Sea Bass, I'm intrigued. Yeah, yeah, because
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: I kind of feel like there's there's a bit in
- 1:18:44Speaker 3: here somewhere.
- 1:18:44Speaker 9: And you didn't say I want to fall in love
- 1:18:46Speaker 9: and get married.
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: You just want to get married, well, not specific, I'm
- 1:18:49Speaker 3: including all the normal stuff with it. I don't know
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: if I get where where does this come from?
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
- 1:18:54Speaker 12: I was about to say, I don't know, Like remember
- 1:18:55Speaker 12: how Greg got baby fever a year or two ago.
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: I don't know if I got that. You only.
- 1:19:03Speaker 4: Wait, are kids on the list with the marriage?
- 1:19:05Speaker 11: Oh?
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: The whole thing? Yeah? Okay, okay, yeah, the whole kids.
- 1:19:07Speaker 7: And I kind of already did that one.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's so that's gonna be.
- 1:19:12Speaker 6: Yeah, when do you bring that?
- 1:19:13Speaker 7: Because you're what kind of you?
- 1:19:18Speaker 5: Honestly, I think that's well I've had I've had a
- 1:19:21Speaker 5: couple of close.
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: Calls, but she had.
- 1:19:22Speaker 3: First off, Morgan, you bring up a good point. She
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: has to be spontaneous, interesting, smart, probably why that's probably
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: why it's taking me so long. Are you currently in
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: a relationship without ask any more questions? Just no, no, no, okay,
- 1:19:34Speaker 3: can I ask one other questions? So one of the
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: other ones that you've gotten close to, how far into
- 1:19:39Speaker 3: the relationship do you mentioned that you have like these
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: uh donor kids?
- 1:19:43Speaker 12: Well, that's all been built well except for college, it's
- 1:19:46Speaker 12: all been built into the cake because it's all public knowledge. Okay,
- 1:19:49Speaker 12: yeah right, I mean there there have been some girls
- 1:19:51Speaker 12: I've definitely dated who didn't know.
- 1:19:53Speaker 3: But that's different obviously when you say the getting married
- 1:19:57Speaker 3: in the calendar year twenty twenty sixth or at least
- 1:19:59Speaker 3: get it on the books, Like so you're getting but
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: you're not a relationship, correct, and you want to at
- 1:20:05Speaker 3: least be engaged the goal or whatever that you're open.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: You want to be engaged by the end of twenty
- 1:20:12Speaker 3: three close.
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: I think, what's the quest?
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: What's that?
- 1:20:13Speaker 7: Let's help with this?
- 1:20:14Speaker 3: The year of Yes or whatever it was, Yes lady,
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: some dumb lady did that.
- 1:20:17Speaker 6: They have the Yes movie? They had Yes Man.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: I want to, I want like, I want.
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: To take it at face value. I want to take
- 1:20:23Speaker 3: it as sincere, but I can't.
- 1:20:27Speaker 6: How good?
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: This is the boy that cried wolf kind of thing, right,
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: It's like it's his own fault. It's his own fault
- 1:20:32Speaker 3: that I feel this way.
- 1:20:33Speaker 6: Or is fishing for some DM action right now? You
- 1:20:41Speaker 6: want to get flooded?
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want.
- 1:20:44Speaker 6: I don't want to a woman who just it works
- 1:20:46Speaker 6: for dumbass tyler. I'm sure it could work for you.
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: Is that how he gets ladies? But honestly, I don't
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: buy it. Would it be a conventional marriage, like you
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: would live together, share a bed, share a life talking.
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: I could see you getting there and then having a
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: separate home or something. Good. Question, have you cohabitated with
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: a significant other before? Yeah?
- 1:21:06Speaker 6: Oh wow? How long did that last?
- 1:21:09Speaker 2: Three?
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: Four months?
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: She was a second She kind of moved herself, She
- 1:21:17Speaker 3: kind of moved herself.
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: So od oh no, I've covered it hit twice.
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: There was that Meday.
- 1:21:23Speaker 12: The person who knows about this, this is a super
- 1:21:25Speaker 12: weird point in my life where I lived with a
- 1:21:29Speaker 12: woman for about a for about a year one simply,
- 1:21:34Speaker 12: this is nobody you've ever met. Well before I met
- 1:21:36Speaker 12: all you guys, simply because I was so like I
- 1:21:39Speaker 12: was living in my van basically, and we were friends
- 1:21:42Speaker 12: at friend Lee and we hooked up a bunch, but
- 1:21:44Speaker 12: I didn't want to like date her for per se,
- 1:21:48Speaker 12: And then we stopped hooking up because I didn't want
- 1:21:49Speaker 12: to have sex with.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: Her for whatever reason.
- 1:21:50Speaker 6: But you're still there.
- 1:21:51Speaker 3: But I was still like literally sleeping in the bed
- 1:21:53Speaker 3: next to her.
- 1:21:53Speaker 6: And randomly, yeah, randomly, yeah, randomly. I had a friend
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: that was friends with this woman. I didn't know until
- 1:22:01Speaker 6: after Sea Bass moved out that this was even happening.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: And this was again fifteen years ago. I was a
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: hobosexual for the money.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: I do not I'm so crazy.
- 1:22:13Speaker 3: Sorry to everybody else, but like I know, I'll speak
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: to Great because like I feel like he would understand them,
- 1:22:18Speaker 3: like I want to, like when when he says that,
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: I look at him because I do. I do like
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: Sea Bass as a person like like he's weird and
- 1:22:25Speaker 3: everything else. But yeah, that doesn't affect me. Whatever his
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: you know, he has his own thing. It's fine.
- 1:22:29Speaker 17: Uh.
- 1:22:30Speaker 3: But like he says that, I go, like in my
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: in my mind, I go, oh, babe, right right, Like
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: it's it's like I want I want happiness for him,
- 1:22:37Speaker 3: and I want you Honestly, I see what honestly like,
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: I honestly.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: Feel that way quote normal life.
- 1:22:43Speaker 3: But I feel like I'm being suckered if I feel
- 1:22:45Speaker 3: if I if I allow that to be my reaction,
- 1:22:48Speaker 3: I allow myself to go like and then it turns
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: out to be like some big elaborate long play project,
- 1:22:55Speaker 3: yeah or whatever he's doing, promise it, I'll feel like
- 1:22:57Speaker 3: an idiot. What do they call that method acting? If
- 1:23:00Speaker 3: I'm getting a method acting sensation from it?
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: The guy who played Lincoln, but the Daniel Lewis.
- 1:23:09Speaker 4: Love on the spectrum? Is that something you do you
- 1:23:11Speaker 4: do good?
- 1:23:12Speaker 9: I mean, you clean up on the spectrum.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: I don't think.
- 1:23:15Speaker 3: I don't think I'm officially on the spectrum man, And
- 1:23:18Speaker 3: I don't think it has to be a little bit
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: more on the Yeah. And I think Greg, perhaps what
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: you're what.
- 1:23:22Speaker 12: You're getting, what you and what a you're getting, Greg
- 1:23:24Speaker 12: is you're getting somebody who's not human trying to be human.
- 1:23:28Speaker 12: But I'm doing it for real.
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: But I get that feeling when you have a relative
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: who's like a hardcore addict, and this time they're going
- 1:23:35Speaker 3: to be clean, it's going to be different, feel good,
- 1:23:38Speaker 3: And then it doesn't, and then you're.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: Like, you know it wouldn't look. People do change.
- 1:23:42Speaker 3: People do evolve, right like they you know, they get
- 1:23:44Speaker 3: older and things. You know, they're different than they were
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: a handful of years ago. Like I understand that, and
- 1:23:48Speaker 3: I can appreciate it.
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: The time I can't change. It's I've never said.
- 1:23:52Speaker 12: I've never in the past said I just like my
- 1:23:54Speaker 12: fifteenth time going to rehab. I've never tried to do
- 1:23:56Speaker 12: this before.
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: It's the feeling I'm getting, getting, the feeling of when
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: you that hardcore ad.
- 1:24:01Speaker 6: Here's some recommendations Mary Rich Also, can we have a
- 1:24:04Speaker 6: destination wedding? Are we invited?
- 1:24:07Speaker 12: First off, the answer to all of this is yes,
- 1:24:10Speaker 12: I think we're putting the cart before the horse here, all.
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: Right, Well, true, if you marry Rich, you could retire.
- 1:24:19Speaker 18: The Kensey Bezos has been a part of the years
- 1:24:21Speaker 18: now it's what's up with What's going down in SoCal
- 1:24:27Speaker 18: sports with Jeff G.
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: Hey, Happy Monday, Jeff g Good.
- 1:24:32Speaker 17: Morning squad, and Happy New Year. You know, the NFL
- 1:24:35Speaker 17: proved once again why it is the best sport in
- 1:24:37Speaker 17: the country. Uh, this is the last regular season player
- 1:24:40Speaker 17: of the year and it got a team into the playoffs.
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: Listen to the drama.
- 1:24:47Speaker 6: Steelers won and they are in.
- 1:24:49Speaker 17: More on the full playoff bracket in a few seconds,
- 1:24:51Speaker 17: but first let's talk about the Rams.
- 1:24:53Speaker 6: They locked up the number.
- 1:24:54Speaker 17: Five seed yesterday and Stafford that show touchdown.
- 1:24:57Speaker 6: Matthew Stafford still in that MVP race.
- 1:25:00Speaker 17: The Rams are taken on Carolina Saturday at one thirty
- 1:25:02Speaker 17: in the playoffs. Rams favored by ten. Chargers lost in
- 1:25:06Speaker 17: Denver yesterday. They arrested all their starters. They are the
- 1:25:09Speaker 17: number seven seed. They'll be taken on the Patriots in
- 1:25:11Speaker 17: Foxborough Sunday at five PM. Chargers are three and a
- 1:25:15Speaker 17: half point underdogs. Here is the rest of the NFL
- 1:25:18Speaker 17: playoff bracket. Woody shows Saturday at five, the Packers at
- 1:25:21Speaker 17: the Bears Sunday at ten am, Bills and Jags Niners
- 1:25:24Speaker 17: in Philly after that at four thirty and Monday Night
- 1:25:26Speaker 17: football Texans in Pittsburgh. By the way, the Raiders were
- 1:25:30Speaker 17: the crappiest team in the NFL, so they get the
- 1:25:32Speaker 17: number one pick in next year's draft. Today is also
- 1:25:36Speaker 17: Black Monday in the NFL. Couple coaches and a GM
- 1:25:39Speaker 17: already fired. More to come today for sure in the NHL,
- 1:25:43Speaker 17: while at Crypto dot Com Arena taking on the Kings tonight,
- 1:25:46Speaker 17: Ducks and DC taking on the Caps. NBA Lakers dropped
- 1:25:49Speaker 17: thirty seven in the fourth quarter and came back to
- 1:25:51Speaker 17: beat the Grizzlies Luca thirty six Lebron and La Ravia
- 1:25:57Speaker 17: twenty six apiece Tonight. He got the Warriors at the
- 1:25:59Speaker 17: end to Dome at seven. I'm Jeff g and that's
- 1:26:02Speaker 17: your so Cal sport.
- 1:26:07Speaker 12: This it's the Woody Show, Sammy.
- 1:26:13Speaker 1: Do you have a New Year's resolution? A goal?
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: I do? So.
- 1:26:16Speaker 15: My main thing is to willingly try new things, like
- 1:26:21Speaker 15: get married.
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: I mean, you're well on your wedding out of your hand. Yeah,
- 1:26:26Speaker 3: you're still a steamboat, Willie. Right that that that held
- 1:26:29Speaker 3: tight through the through the holiday break.
- 1:26:31Speaker 15: Okay, all right, So I think I did do a
- 1:26:34Speaker 15: decent amount of new things last year, but I really
- 1:26:38Speaker 15: want to make an intention of doing them.
- 1:26:40Speaker 9: And be excited about doing them.
- 1:26:42Speaker 15: I feel like there was There's a lot of things,
- 1:26:44Speaker 15: especially me with food or different things, where I will
- 1:26:48Speaker 15: eat something against my will that I don't. I'm like,
- 1:26:50Speaker 15: really recently a bone marrow for the first time, and
- 1:26:53Speaker 15: I was like, what is the I didn't like it,
- 1:26:57Speaker 15: but I tried it, and I was very hesitant about it.
- 1:27:00Speaker 15: And when I was talking to my sister about it,
- 1:27:01Speaker 15: she was like, but you love trying weird things like that,
- 1:27:04Speaker 15: And previously I used to. I used to be trying
- 1:27:07Speaker 15: new things all the time, and then I think I
- 1:27:09Speaker 15: got into more of a rut in recent years and
- 1:27:12Speaker 15: more of a routine that I've clung to, and I
- 1:27:15Speaker 15: wasn't always like this. So I want to get back
- 1:27:17Speaker 15: to really embracing trying new things.
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: Love that.
- 1:27:20Speaker 15: Yeah, that's really the main thing for me.
- 1:27:22Speaker 9: You know, you had a like better a friend whom
- 1:27:25Speaker 9: I did this at a restaurant, the bone marrow luge
- 1:27:27Speaker 9: where you put it up to your mouth and then
- 1:27:28Speaker 9: they pour like bourbon down. I did not like the.
- 1:27:34Speaker 3: Meat butter right exactly. We have butter, yeah, meat butter,
- 1:27:41Speaker 3: meat butter morgan.
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: Yes, my goal, Uh, well, you guys can probably guess this.
- 1:27:46Speaker 5: But my main goal is I want to fight, and
- 1:27:50Speaker 5: it's oh it's so close as I can feel my
- 1:27:53Speaker 5: body tingling, right, But that's my main thing.
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: And then also sleep. I probably average like four hours,
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: so my goal is to get more than five hours
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: a day.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: Yeah, you go actually disciplined to do it.
- 1:28:03Speaker 3: You have to go to bed what you're.
- 1:28:04Speaker 6: Supposed to do, you know, it's just make it work, yeah,
- 1:28:08Speaker 6: because it won't last. If you keep on doing that,
- 1:28:11Speaker 6: you won't last. You'll crash out, Yeah, for sure, You'll
- 1:28:15Speaker 6: you'll end up like Gina and the bottom of your bathroom.
- 1:28:18Speaker 9: Ball, Yeah, bleeding from your face.
- 1:28:21Speaker 3: From personal experience and from you know, doing this for
- 1:28:24Speaker 3: so long and being around and other people who have
- 1:28:27Speaker 3: the same challenge. It really does take a long time.
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: But it takes a very intentional to use an intentional plan,
- 1:28:35Speaker 3: and you have to make it happen. Like you can't
- 1:28:37Speaker 3: just go, oh, well this over here works this way,
- 1:28:41Speaker 3: so therefore I can't do it. You then have to
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: make that change.
- 1:28:45Speaker 4: But how do I change the time? Like I get
- 1:28:46Speaker 4: home at like nine pm?
- 1:28:48Speaker 7: So how does that when you change it so you're
- 1:28:50Speaker 7: not getting home at nine pm, like you you.
- 1:28:51Speaker 3: Might have to say, like it's sometimes it's tough decisions,
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: but you can do both things. It might not just
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: be the way that you're doing them now or the
- 1:28:59Speaker 3: place that you're doing them now with the people that
- 1:29:01Speaker 3: you're doing it with now. So you may have to
- 1:29:03Speaker 3: move this thing like if if the if the if
- 1:29:06Speaker 3: the if the specific place or person is the most important,
- 1:29:08Speaker 3: well then you can change some other things. But if
- 1:29:11Speaker 3: it's if it's the idea of like training, fighting is
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: your big thing, that's the priority, and then all these
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: other things that had to fall into place.
- 1:29:19Speaker 4: Out sleeps below that for me. And I'm okay with that.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking.
- 1:29:25Speaker 3: I'm talking about the balance with other stuff and sleep.
- 1:29:29Speaker 4: Oh well, my life, I really don't do anything.
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: And what are you sticking with the be better? Or
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: you have something more specific?
- 1:29:37Speaker 3: I've got something you know, more more specific. It's too uh,
- 1:29:41Speaker 3: it's too uh how can I even say it? Like,
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: so I want I want to master the craft, right,
- 1:29:49Speaker 3: So yeah, the pilot's license I got, did it right,
- 1:29:54Speaker 3: And so now I'm doing my instrument rating and there
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: that that's about like very it's precise precision flying right
- 1:30:03Speaker 3: and there's so many other things that go along with it,
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: and like you're just a better, a safer whatever pilot,
- 1:30:09Speaker 3: you know when you're doing instrument Yeah, rated pilots are safer.
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:30:14Speaker 3: Okay, so yeah, just like Menac saying, like something that
- 1:30:17Speaker 3: you're interested in, So just kind of aster because I
- 1:30:20Speaker 3: find myself like constantly studying, watching, learning, and you know,
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: uh and just absorbing that stuff.
- 1:30:27Speaker 9: Is there is there a new flying on the horizon?
- 1:30:30Speaker 9: Are we sticking with that? Are we sticking under the
- 1:30:32Speaker 9: aviation umbrella?
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: Nor? Is there a new No? No, it's it. I
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: mean like now it's rock climbing.
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: No, it's it's a it's to get the instrument rating
- 1:30:41Speaker 3: and and then spend the time after that just kind
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: of using that and using the other things to master,
- 1:30:47Speaker 3: which you it's a never ending thing because you're constantly
- 1:30:50Speaker 3: learning and getting more experienced.
- 1:30:51Speaker 6: Right yeah, I dud. So are you going to get
- 1:30:54Speaker 6: a fight similator?
- 1:30:55Speaker 3: Because I set up over the holiday, I set up
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: like a little thinking about ghetto sim I put together
- 1:31:01Speaker 3: with an xbox YEP, and I love it.
- 1:31:03Speaker 6: I already want to like wright of it.
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:31:05Speaker 6: Once I settled down, I have a new place that
- 1:31:07Speaker 6: I'm going to live.
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking about it. Take it to the next level,
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: thinking about it for sure. Hell yeah, do it.
- 1:31:12Speaker 3: Well, whatever your your goal is or resolution, whatever you
- 1:31:14Speaker 3: want to call. Hopefully lasts more than nine days. But yeah,
- 1:31:18Speaker 3: we got them all written down and we'll we'll see
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: how it turns out at the end of the year.
- 1:31:21Speaker 3: We also have to get at some point over the
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: next week or so, like menaces predictions.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, we uh what's going to happen?
- 1:31:27Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, we'll go back through the old predictions and
- 1:31:30Speaker 3: then you know, see what he's got for twenty twenty six.
- 1:31:32Speaker 6: I'll lay them all out the.
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: Wood shows right after these messages, I had more, man,
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: I'll there out before.
- 1:31:48Speaker 3: I consistently set the standards excellence on everything. I supported
- 1:31:53Speaker 3: a colleague's growth by sharing feedback and mentoring them informally
- 1:31:57Speaker 3: contributing to our value of continuous learn And you are
- 1:32:01Speaker 3: a hero. And we're into another new hour even sensitivity
- 1:32:09Speaker 3: training for a politically correct world, New year, same show.
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: What about showy great Gina grad I got Sea Beach,
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: so you got Sammy.
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: There's Morgan.
- 1:32:19Speaker 3: Phones are open eight seven seven four sent us a
- 1:32:22Speaker 3: text over to two to nine eighty seven. They're talking
- 1:32:24Speaker 3: about New Year's resolutions. Also the cheers and jeers from
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: the holiday break. Hope you guys, you know, had a
- 1:32:30Speaker 3: nice little whole whatever kind of break you got, hopefully.
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: It went well for you, you guys to do some
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: some fun stuff.
- 1:32:37Speaker 3: Yeah, I had mentioned in my in my New Year's resolution,
- 1:32:40Speaker 3: you know, moving on to my my instrument rating, and
- 1:32:42Speaker 3: I did. Over the break, I nailed down and finally
- 1:32:45Speaker 3: got my actual pilot's license. They call it the your
- 1:32:50Speaker 3: check ride. Like, so it's the FNA examiner and it's
- 1:32:53Speaker 3: like a two plus hour I told you it was
- 1:32:55Speaker 3: like the the the oral exam that was like excruciatingly
- 1:33:00Speaker 3: like just just one thing. It's just an interrogation for
- 1:33:03Speaker 3: two straight hours. And then you do like the flight portion.
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: It's kind of going for your driver's aster. You take
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: the written exam and you go do the practical like
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: behind the wheel stuff. So got that knocked out. Some
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: Now an officially licensed pilot. So is there a physical license,
- 1:33:15Speaker 3: like an actual physical I have a temporary one right now,
- 1:33:19Speaker 3: and then the government got to send you to actual
- 1:33:21Speaker 3: like cool plastic one. But yeah, like I'm an officially
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: licensed pilot which is crazy. You know, did not start
- 1:33:28Speaker 3: the year that way, but you know, spent a lot
- 1:33:30Speaker 3: of time and a lot of focus and got that done,
- 1:33:32Speaker 3: which is cool. So that was that's definitely a cheer,
- 1:33:35Speaker 3: But a bigger cheer than that was actually getting to
- 1:33:38Speaker 3: use it, like go and just by myself, just go
- 1:33:42Speaker 3: fly because I wanted to. And so I took my
- 1:33:45Speaker 3: wife and my dad and my step mom and we
- 1:33:48Speaker 3: flew to San Diego for lunch. Oh my god, it
- 1:33:53Speaker 3: was just to go to lunch.
- 1:33:54Speaker 7: Were they white knuckling it or did they?
- 1:33:56Speaker 9: Were they relaxed?
- 1:33:57Speaker 5: Well?
- 1:33:57Speaker 3: Because when we took off out of eyes there was
- 1:34:01Speaker 3: some turbulence because it was one of the Santa Ana winds.
- 1:34:05Speaker 3: So took off and kind of headed north towards like
- 1:34:08Speaker 3: the New Hall area where they you know, air track
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: air track control kind of be kind of like circling
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: around a bit because you have to get cleared through
- 1:34:17Speaker 3: the l a X airspace because you had to go
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: down the coast right, So that sucked because like the
- 1:34:22Speaker 3: area where it was the most turbulent is where they
- 1:34:24Speaker 3: had me just kind of killing time, and I'm like, man,
- 1:34:27Speaker 3: this is not the way to like I knew everything
- 1:34:30Speaker 3: was fine. You know, it's bumpy, but you're fine, You're safe.
- 1:34:33Speaker 3: But then the minute, the minute we got over the
- 1:34:36Speaker 3: like the pule of a pass side onto the Santa
- 1:34:38Speaker 3: Monica side, and then all the way down the coast
- 1:34:39Speaker 3: it was beautiful, smooth, calm, picturesque views flew right over
- 1:34:44Speaker 3: l A X, which is super cool because you can
- 1:34:45Speaker 3: see all that from the air. And then a chance
- 1:34:47Speaker 3: that turbulence was from all the garbage blowing around in
- 1:34:49Speaker 3: the van eyes and then you know, then got to
- 1:34:54Speaker 3: San Diego, had some lunch, and then and then came
- 1:34:57Speaker 3: back and it was it was awesome. So that that's
- 1:34:59Speaker 3: that was the the whole reason I did it to
- 1:35:01Speaker 3: be able to do stuff like that, so that that
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: was super cool. My gears is to this thing on
- 1:35:07Speaker 3: Instagram now where it's like, you know, I love the
- 1:35:08Speaker 3: comments section. What I don't love is when I go
- 1:35:12Speaker 3: to the comments section and I have to scroll scroll, scroll,
- 1:35:15Speaker 3: scroll past all the memes. Yes, I want the comments
- 1:35:19Speaker 3: stop whatever, it's it's forty thousand of those and then
- 1:35:27Speaker 3: you finally get to the actual comments.
- 1:35:28Speaker 12: Yea.
- 1:35:29Speaker 1: I wish I could screen it out how.
- 1:35:32Speaker 3: You can do with a certain keywords, a filter its
- 1:35:34Speaker 3: is I don't want to see any meme respions good.
- 1:35:37Speaker 9: With Homer going into the bushes, I don't need to
- 1:35:40Speaker 9: see that anymore.
- 1:35:41Speaker 3: It's just because anything I click on now and I
- 1:35:42Speaker 3: go to the comments, it's a billion of those. Yes,
- 1:35:45Speaker 3: I want to see the pithy comments.
- 1:35:47Speaker 4: Well, if you want the.
- 1:35:48Speaker 5: Good stuff, like we like, you gotta scroll all the
- 1:35:50Speaker 5: way down. And then there's a thing that said, uh
- 1:35:52Speaker 5: hidden comments.
- 1:35:56Speaker 3: Words and racism.
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: Those are good.
- 1:36:00Speaker 3: Yeah, please Instagram. Yeah, David, that's really good.
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: I like that.
- 1:36:04Speaker 3: So that's my jeers, Sammy cheers and jeers.
- 1:36:06Speaker 15: Okay, So my cheers is that I went skiing for
- 1:36:11Speaker 15: the first time in twenty five years and survived. So
- 1:36:14Speaker 15: I'm very happy about that because I've been nervous to skiing.
- 1:36:16Speaker 3: Actual skiing it's fun, not snowboarding.
- 1:36:19Speaker 15: No, So I grew up skiing, and then I switched
- 1:36:23Speaker 15: to snowboarding because that's what everyone was doing after and
- 1:36:26Speaker 15: so I wanted to be cool and fitting with my friends,
- 1:36:28Speaker 15: and so I snowboarded. But I was never trained in
- 1:36:30Speaker 15: snowboarding like I did ski school every year for a
- 1:36:33Speaker 15: week when I was a kid. Snowboarding my friends just
- 1:36:35Speaker 15: kind of like taught me, and I could get down
- 1:36:37Speaker 15: the mountain.
- 1:36:37Speaker 9: So I switched back to skiing this time for.
- 1:36:40Speaker 15: The first time in twenty five years, and I didn't
- 1:36:44Speaker 15: injure myself, so I was happy about that. And I
- 1:36:46Speaker 15: had to relearn some techniques there was and I was
- 1:36:49Speaker 15: surprised at certain point.
- 1:36:52Speaker 3: Yes, so I did that.
- 1:36:54Speaker 15: And it's obviously much easier to get on and off
- 1:36:56Speaker 15: the chair lift, so you're run. You do run so
- 1:36:58Speaker 15: much faster on skis on a snowboard. But I did
- 1:37:02Speaker 15: miss the snowboard at some points because I just wanted
- 1:37:05Speaker 15: to sit down. My likes hurt so bad because I'm
- 1:37:08Speaker 15: so out of shape.
- 1:37:09Speaker 1: But it was a lot of fun and I'm glad
- 1:37:11Speaker 1: that I did it. Nice. Nice.
- 1:37:13Speaker 9: My years.
- 1:37:15Speaker 15: Is to everybody here but Woody, because over the break
- 1:37:20Speaker 15: was my birthday and not one person and listen, listen.
- 1:37:25Speaker 15: I don't expect much. I know I am the person
- 1:37:28Speaker 15: who remembers birthdays around here and in my life, like
- 1:37:32Speaker 15: I know, I'm that person that I don't expect it
- 1:37:34Speaker 15: from other people, so no big deal. And I know
- 1:37:36Speaker 15: what happens during a break, so I know I'm not
- 1:37:38Speaker 15: gonna get cakes. I don't even really expect it. I
- 1:37:41Speaker 15: don't even really expect people to remember my birthday that,
- 1:37:44Speaker 15: but you do.
- 1:37:45Speaker 4: And then no, it's okay, And I was fine with it.
- 1:37:50Speaker 15: Woody text me happy birthday, thank you, and and but
- 1:37:53Speaker 15: my main years is that then Dat got a whole
- 1:37:58Speaker 15: post on social media for his birthday and I was like,
- 1:38:03Speaker 15: oh wow, I was just sitting here making all the
- 1:38:06Speaker 15: excuses for everybody of why and it's okay, that's fair
- 1:38:11Speaker 15: until I saw d A T's post birthday from our account.
- 1:38:15Speaker 1: But you also don't care because you do care. Well,
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: I mean.
- 1:38:21Speaker 6: Not to defend myself at all, but any moment now
- 1:38:25Speaker 6: for your birthday, I have bagels arriving, and it was
- 1:38:28Speaker 6: legit for your birthday. I did feel extremely bad that
- 1:38:31Speaker 6: I did miss doing a birthday post for you. You
- 1:38:34Speaker 6: can ask Tyler, because we were together. I'm like, dude,
- 1:38:37Speaker 6: we we didn't post anything for Sammy's birthday, like dude, Like,
- 1:38:41Speaker 6: I was upset by that. So I was trying to
- 1:38:43Speaker 6: figure out how to make it up to you. So
- 1:38:45Speaker 6: I apologize.
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: I was really, I don't remember that.
- 1:38:49Speaker 6: Oh that's a lot, Tyler.
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: I'm sure you did it. I'm sure you did it,
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: all right.
- 1:38:56Speaker 6: We had a whole discussion about it.
- 1:38:58Speaker 4: You know, Menji had a birthday to Y'allso yeah, and
- 1:39:00Speaker 4: I was.
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: About today and uh and and Menji, who who texted
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: you happy birthday? That that would be Woody a birthday?
- 1:39:12Speaker 3: You know, it's in my phone, so yeah, someone it's
- 1:39:16Speaker 3: it's somebody I find out because I don't have Facebook.
- 1:39:18Speaker 3: That's the one thing about Facebook. I go, wow, that's beneficial,
- 1:39:21Speaker 3: you can that. That's not like most people know that
- 1:39:24Speaker 3: someone's birthdays and when. So like when I I get
- 1:39:28Speaker 3: the information somehow, I go, oh, when's I make a
- 1:39:30Speaker 3: little note and it pops up in the calendar and
- 1:39:32Speaker 3: it gives me like a reminder of today is like
- 1:39:35Speaker 3: yesterday was uh MENACE's wife's birthday, Send her a text,
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: sent her a text. It was our our friend Lizz's
- 1:39:42Speaker 3: birthday on Saturday. It popped up. I go, oh, that's right,
- 1:39:45Speaker 3: I gotta send Li. So I sent uh a text,
- 1:39:48Speaker 3: you know, And so that that's the only that's I
- 1:39:50Speaker 3: have to do it that way because otherwise you're right, Yeah,
- 1:39:53Speaker 3: am I gonna go out and get cards?
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: No? I only know yours and man's birthday. That's it.
- 1:39:58Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you a month. The other bird days
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: are in Well, now I know, Sammy's just.
- 1:40:02Speaker 3: Kind of your adult name. We'll just put it, just
- 1:40:04Speaker 3: put a note in the five I will do that.
- 1:40:06Speaker 3: You can even do it in the contact itself, like
- 1:40:08Speaker 3: you pull up Gina's contact. There's a little space in
- 1:40:10Speaker 3: there for birthday, and you'll just pop up and remind you.
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: I'll go, I'll go around of when that is, and Sammy,
- 1:40:16Speaker 1: it might be an android things. I remember texting you, but.
- 1:40:22Speaker 3: Don't check your.
- 1:40:23Speaker 4: Phone out and yeah, I don't let anyone with an
- 1:40:25Speaker 4: android text.
- 1:40:26Speaker 3: Yeah, have you ever said a happy birthday? Text anybody?
- 1:40:29Speaker 3: I can't imagine, No mom, I can't imagine my mom.
- 1:40:34Speaker 3: I'll just talk to her. Yeah, all right, Well, happy
- 1:40:37Speaker 3: birthday to you and dumas Tyler.
- 1:40:41Speaker 1: Into Menji Menji? How old are you? I am now
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: thirty three?
- 1:40:45Speaker 3: Thirty three? Maybe did you do anything for your birthday?
- 1:40:48Speaker 3: Anything fun? I mean, dumb ass Tyler was uh you
- 1:40:50Speaker 3: know in uh cantcon And let's just say, I don't
- 1:40:54Speaker 3: remember my birthday.
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: Oh dude, I tell you what.
- 1:40:57Speaker 3: Man Menji gets crazy, sloppy drunk.
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: It's so funny.
- 1:41:01Speaker 3: Does yeah like blackout drunk.
- 1:41:04Speaker 4: I'll never forget dropping him off to his hotel room
- 1:41:06Speaker 4: after an event.
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: Yeah, was he like swimming on the floor basically pretty much? Yeah,
- 1:41:10Speaker 1: he gets wild, dude.
- 1:41:12Speaker 3: And when he's sitting here like talk to the guy,
- 1:41:13Speaker 3: he's like he's like quiet, unassuming and whatever.
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: And then he gets a little bit that that that
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: uh that poison at him true devils Jews.
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I got he goes, he goes wild.
- 1:41:23Speaker 3: All right, eight seven seven forty four Wood. You could
- 1:41:25Speaker 3: text us, send your text or check in over to
- 1:41:27Speaker 3: two to nine eight seven. We're gonna come back from
- 1:41:30Speaker 3: the break and we'll play uh Craigslist prices right rap.
- 1:41:34Speaker 3: If you want to play, give us a call now, Uh,
- 1:41:36Speaker 3: same deal. You know the things that are being sold
- 1:41:38Speaker 3: on Craigslist. I have a list of the stack of
- 1:41:41Speaker 3: the ads that we've printed out. I will tell everybody
- 1:41:44Speaker 3: about one of those items, and I'll ask somebody here
- 1:41:45Speaker 3: in the studio to give me a bit on how
- 1:41:47Speaker 3: much they think it's being sold for on Craigslist.
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: I think Sami should go first for her birthday.
- 1:41:52Speaker 3: Yeah, for her birthday, yeah yeah, yeah that the bagel
- 1:41:56Speaker 3: should make up yeah tree the birthday bagels. Well, I
- 1:41:59Speaker 3: mean think about that though, I mean, okay, so she's right,
- 1:42:02Speaker 3: like you think, okay, people are just busy with the
- 1:42:04Speaker 3: holidays and ever, even though he's really paying attention, and
- 1:42:05Speaker 3: then you see a dumbass tyler.
- 1:42:10Speaker 6: That's why I talked to him about Sammy's birthday. I thought, horrible.
- 1:42:13Speaker 6: I'm like, we posted about your birthday.
- 1:42:15Speaker 1: What a knife in the back? Yeah makes it way worse. Anyway,
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: you as the.
- 1:42:21Speaker 3: Contestant, just have to guess is the price that was
- 1:42:23Speaker 3: guest her in the studio for that Craigslist item? Is
- 1:42:25Speaker 3: it higher or lower than the actual Craigslist price? And
- 1:42:28Speaker 3: then you could be the winner eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:42:30Speaker 3: We're going to play that next Craigslist price is right
- 1:42:32Speaker 3: after the break.
- 1:42:34Speaker 6: Sciences have officially gone back in time one millionth of
- 1:42:38Speaker 6: a second.
- 1:42:39Speaker 1: And if you want an idea on how long that.
- 1:42:41Speaker 6: Isnt anybody in this company listens to this show.
- 1:42:47Speaker 1: That's good show.
- 1:42:49Speaker 3: So retroactively, Menace bought bagels for Sammy's birthday and had
- 1:42:55Speaker 3: been delivered and they arrived during the break, and then
- 1:43:00Speaker 3: we had to point out to Menace that that's very nice,
- 1:43:03Speaker 3: but Sammy doesn't eat bagels.
- 1:43:05Speaker 9: Yeah, very probably does.
- 1:43:07Speaker 6: I went through the list of everything that uh tor
- 1:43:11Speaker 6: Dash delivers. I'm like, she doesn't eat that, she doesn't
- 1:43:14Speaker 6: eat that, she doesn't that. I'm like, I think she
- 1:43:17Speaker 6: liked bgels.
- 1:43:19Speaker 9: Listen.
- 1:43:19Speaker 15: I love bagels, but my stomach when I eat them,
- 1:43:22Speaker 15: eat them every morning, it's.
- 1:43:24Speaker 3: Like warm dessert.
- 1:43:26Speaker 6: Oh, I mean like air wasn't available.
- 1:43:30Speaker 1: Yea.
- 1:43:30Speaker 3: Well, we're gonna play a dumb ass contest or chance
- 1:43:32Speaker 3: to win.
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: Something right here. We're gonna play the right uh.
- 1:43:39Speaker 17: Hones.
- 1:43:39Speaker 3: I'm picking out the sesame seeds from my teeth from
- 1:43:41Speaker 3: the bagel, and I enjoyed. But thank you for your
- 1:43:43Speaker 3: birthday bagels.
- 1:43:44Speaker 6: So delicious, very good. Glad you enjoyed them.
- 1:43:47Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great.
- 1:43:49Speaker 3: Eight four If you want to play, I have all
- 1:43:53Speaker 3: these things, these ads from the for sales section on Craigslist,
- 1:43:57Speaker 3: different things, odd things like li even bother post some
- 1:44:01Speaker 3: of these things, and I'm gonna ask somebody here in
- 1:44:04Speaker 3: the studio to give me a bit on how much
- 1:44:06Speaker 3: they think it's being sold for on Craigslist. And then
- 1:44:08Speaker 3: you as to contest and just have to guess it
- 1:44:10Speaker 3: is the actual Craiglist price higher or lower than that
- 1:44:12Speaker 3: bid that was given here.
- 1:44:14Speaker 1: In the studio.
- 1:44:15Speaker 3: If you can do that, you're gonna be the winner.
- 1:44:17Speaker 3: And we'll go right to the phones and get our
- 1:44:18Speaker 3: first contest and we'll say hi to U Jose, Hi,
- 1:44:23Speaker 3: good morning. Alright, so Jose, we're gonna go with Sammy first.
- 1:44:29Speaker 3: Aw and because we got we gotta get to this
- 1:44:32Speaker 3: one while we can for sales. Two things that she
- 1:44:36Speaker 3: enjoys old stuff and Christmas or holidays, I should say
- 1:44:41Speaker 3: a holiday. Two antique Happy New Year postcards. Okay, so
- 1:44:46Speaker 3: these two one hundred plus year old New Year's postcards
- 1:44:49Speaker 3: are very neat The first one uses a hot air
- 1:44:53Speaker 3: balloon to celebrate the New Year of nineteen o eight.
- 1:44:58Speaker 3: It was postmark December twenty seven, nineteen oh seven, sent
- 1:45:01Speaker 3: from Chicago to an address in Miskegan in Whiskegan, Michigan.
- 1:45:06Speaker 3: The second one celebrates New Year's nineteen eleven. It's a
- 1:45:11Speaker 3: bit more traditional, has a small chunk missing in the
- 1:45:13Speaker 3: lower left corner, but had no effect on the art. Yeah,
- 1:45:18Speaker 3: I said, Teresa planned on sending it to William, but
- 1:45:20Speaker 3: it didn't happen. So sad these full timey New Year's
- 1:45:24Speaker 3: postcards died of cholera.
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: Those kind of cool, I can't imagine wanting to buy
- 1:45:28Speaker 1: those though.
- 1:45:29Speaker 15: Okay, you going to like thrift shops and antique shops,
- 1:45:33Speaker 15: you'll see a bunch of postcards for sale.
- 1:45:35Speaker 1: Yeah really? All right?
- 1:45:36Speaker 3: So what do you think they're asking for these two
- 1:45:39Speaker 3: one hundred plus year old New Year's postcards?
- 1:45:42Speaker 15: For two of them written on and one of them
- 1:45:46Speaker 15: not really in great condition. It sounds like I'm going
- 1:45:50Speaker 15: to say, six dollars six dollars?
- 1:45:53Speaker 3: Hose do you think the actual crisis price is higher
- 1:45:56Speaker 3: or lower than six dollars? I think you're player.
- 1:46:00Speaker 1: You think it's higher. Well, the actual crisis price is
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: ten dollars. Yes, yes, ten dollars.
- 1:46:09Speaker 3: And they're not considering how old they are. It's this
- 1:46:12Speaker 3: one that they say it has the most damage. It's
- 1:46:14Speaker 3: that little tiny nick in the bottom corner. They can
- 1:46:17Speaker 3: actually replace that.
- 1:46:18Speaker 6: I've been seeing online with posters from concerts that have
- 1:46:23Speaker 6: pieces missing. They put paper back into it. It's crazy.
- 1:46:27Speaker 1: How come in the old timy days everybody had such
- 1:46:29Speaker 1: nice handwriting.
- 1:46:32Speaker 3: Hanging on one second, because maybe they had no choice
- 1:46:34Speaker 3: but to learn its hands probably caligraphers. But the less
- 1:46:38Speaker 3: you use it, the less you do it. They didn't
- 1:46:40Speaker 3: have a thing called computer computer a composer. Let's say
- 1:46:44Speaker 3: I had a Travis, What up, Travis?
- 1:46:48Speaker 1: Good Morning Show? All right, Travis, you are next.
- 1:46:51Speaker 3: And uh we'll go with Greg because he also likes
- 1:46:54Speaker 3: old things. I do any know what else he likes.
- 1:46:56Speaker 3: He likes signage for the house. Oh yeah, I kind
- 1:46:59Speaker 3: of know what room I'm in. He loves work looking
- 1:47:01Speaker 3: at the wall for sale vintage nineteen seventy four. My
- 1:47:06Speaker 3: aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
- 1:47:10Speaker 3: It's a sign for the bathroom, yeah, says a lowered price,
- 1:47:14Speaker 3: cash and pick up only, nineteen seventy four. Would sign
- 1:47:17Speaker 3: is five and a half inches wide, eleven inches tall,
- 1:47:20Speaker 3: three quarters of an inch thick. And I told you
- 1:47:23Speaker 3: what it says, say is my aim is to keep
- 1:47:24Speaker 3: this bathroom clean. Your aim will help.
- 1:47:27Speaker 1: I do not deliver ship.
- 1:47:28Speaker 3: Blah blah blah blah blah. Okay, never mindy all right,
- 1:47:31Speaker 3: So that's that's that's what it is. How much are
- 1:47:32Speaker 3: they asking? But here's the sign. It's really cool, really
- 1:47:36Speaker 3: classes pretty cool.
- 1:47:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna they're going to aim high and ask
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: fifteen busy clay. That was from the seventies.
- 1:47:43Speaker 3: Yeah, nineteen seventy four. Okay, nineteen seventy four. How much
- 1:47:48Speaker 3: fifteen fifteen bucks? Travis? Do you think the actual Craigslist
- 1:47:51Speaker 3: price is higher or lower than fifteen dollars? I'm gonna
- 1:47:55Speaker 3: go a little higher on that one. A little higher
- 1:47:57Speaker 3: on that one. Actual Craigslist price. Drap in for this one. Guys,
- 1:48:01Speaker 3: they want two hundred dollars US.
- 1:48:05Speaker 1: Why don't get that?
- 1:48:07Speaker 9: That's coming right up?
- 1:48:08Speaker 3: Well, Travisa, you are the winner because you are correct
- 1:48:11Speaker 3: and congratulations. Hang on, we'll get all of your information.
- 1:48:14Speaker 3: Thank you for listening to the Woody Show.
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: My neighbor had a bathroom sign that said, if you
- 1:48:18Speaker 1: sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie. Wipe the CD.
- 1:48:21Speaker 1: I've seen that. Have you seen the ones at the pool?
- 1:48:23Speaker 9: Please don't pee in our pool. We don't swim in
- 1:48:25Speaker 9: your toilet. Get all good stuff.
- 1:48:28Speaker 1: Let's go to Hugo. Hey, Hugo, Hey, good morning. All right,
- 1:48:33Speaker 1: so Hugo.
- 1:48:34Speaker 3: Uh see, we'll go with one from Menace here, all right, okay,
- 1:48:38Speaker 3: Pokemon oreos. Yeah, sealed, unopen package and excellent new condition,
- 1:48:46Speaker 3: trigated with care. These cookies are rare, limited production. If
- 1:48:49Speaker 3: you can find them, get it like Pokemon good luck.
- 1:48:52Speaker 3: Break the seal for yourself and discover which Pokemon cookies
- 1:48:55Speaker 3: are contained. Collect your favorites. Can you imagine caring about that?
- 1:49:00Speaker 3: Like it's one thing. Pokemon is one thing, but Pokemon
- 1:49:03Speaker 3: oreos you're gonna collect oreos?
- 1:49:04Speaker 1: Okay?
- 1:49:05Speaker 3: Double the fun by giving as a gift, you and
- 1:49:08Speaker 3: a friend can have fun going through them together.
- 1:49:11Speaker 1: Yes, they as health Yes, so much thought of this?
- 1:49:15Speaker 3: Or keep the package sealed in your Pokemon collection and
- 1:49:19Speaker 3: see what it's worth in ten years.
- 1:49:21Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh it's gonna skyrocket.
- 1:49:22Speaker 3: I tell you. The one person I know who's like
- 1:49:24Speaker 3: super big into the whole Pokemon thing is bored.
- 1:49:26Speaker 6: Yeah, he's almost a Pokemon.
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: What honest to Pokemon fan opinion? Like is this dumb?
- 1:49:36Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, that's you don't care about like Pokemon oreos?
- 1:49:39Speaker 4: No cards actually figures games?
- 1:49:41Speaker 3: Yes, but oo, no, I saw you posted something. You're
- 1:49:45Speaker 3: down to what you only need to get what you
- 1:49:46Speaker 3: need to collect?
- 1:49:47Speaker 13: Still eighteen more Pokemon from all the games and I've
- 1:49:49Speaker 13: collected every single one.
- 1:49:51Speaker 10: Wow?
- 1:49:52Speaker 3: Now is this like the the thirty years of games?
- 1:49:55Speaker 3: But is this the Pokemon hunting thing? Like where you
- 1:49:58Speaker 3: go out in public with the phone.
- 1:49:59Speaker 13: Capt them you could use Pokemon Go. Yeah, that's the
- 1:50:02Speaker 13: Pokemon Go. You could use that as well. But yeah,
- 1:50:04Speaker 13: you need to use all the games, Pokemon Go everything
- 1:50:06Speaker 13: to collect all of them. It's one thy and twenty
- 1:50:08Speaker 13: five different speceis almost there. Eighteen more, eighteen more, eighteen more.
- 1:50:12Speaker 13: That's it, alright, So uh, I'm so stoked.
- 1:50:16Speaker 1: Menace? What's a what's the bit on this?
- 1:50:18Speaker 6: I'm gonna say thirty dollars.
- 1:50:21Speaker 3: Thirty bucks? How about bord give me a guess as
- 1:50:26Speaker 3: a Pokemon guy.
- 1:50:27Speaker 13: This guy sounds like they got gold. I'll go fifty bucks,
- 1:50:30Speaker 13: fifty bucks. Yeah, all right, we'll use I mean what
- 1:50:35Speaker 13: I should probably use menaces?
- 1:50:36Speaker 1: Menaces? Yeah, all right, what do you think? Higher or lower? Hugo,
- 1:50:41Speaker 1: we gotta go higher.
- 1:50:43Speaker 3: Higher actual Craigslist price fifteen dollars. No, what's I was
- 1:50:51Speaker 3: trying to make it easier and go with the fifty
- 1:50:53Speaker 3: one because I figured like that sounds ridiculous for oreos.
- 1:50:56Speaker 1: Right, yeah, alright, sorry about that, Hugo, but thank you
- 1:50:59Speaker 1: for listening the show, buddy.
- 1:51:00Speaker 6: Speaking of oreos, I don't know if yet or as
- 1:51:03Speaker 6: people found them or them the the zeros. Oh yeah,
- 1:51:08Speaker 6: zero sugar. I wonder how those tastes.
- 1:51:11Speaker 9: Those are going to make it ish your pants. No,
- 1:51:13Speaker 9: I don't know about that sugar substitute onto something that I.
- 1:51:18Speaker 6: Kind of want to do that too.
- 1:51:20Speaker 3: Think think about how much of this uh Pepsi zero
- 1:51:23Speaker 3: and doctor Pepper zero that I drink.
- 1:51:25Speaker 1: They use it. I'm not crapping my pants out.
- 1:51:27Speaker 12: They use different when you use solid foods, gummy bears
- 1:51:30Speaker 12: being the classic example. Yeah, but all these, all these
- 1:51:33Speaker 12: sugar free candies they use run through. What it does
- 1:51:37Speaker 12: is it it's a it's water filix, so it collects
- 1:51:39Speaker 12: water in your intestines, which is.
- 1:51:41Speaker 1: Diarrhea and cool and diarrhea and something I would say.
- 1:51:45Speaker 3: To Richard, Hey, Richard, Hey, how you do?
- 1:51:49Speaker 1: How you doing? How you doing? Next? Tied them up.
- 1:51:53Speaker 3: We'll go with the Gina for this one boy mom
- 1:51:55Speaker 3: t shirt. Oh Jesus, I can see you're wearing this
- 1:51:59Speaker 3: a horrible little all the other.
- 1:52:01Speaker 1: Things that you do.
- 1:52:01Speaker 9: No hashtag boy mom is my I hate that more
- 1:52:04Speaker 9: than anything in the world.
- 1:52:06Speaker 3: It says pink, plain shirt that has white letters on
- 1:52:09Speaker 3: the front saying boy mom. I wouldn't have it any
- 1:52:11Speaker 3: other way, size XL and it's an excellent condition.
- 1:52:17Speaker 1: It does look a little wrinkle here on the picture.
- 1:52:19Speaker 1: I'll be a good night church. What do you think? Yeah? Cool? Okay,
- 1:52:23Speaker 1: Now what if your steps on bought this for you?
- 1:52:25Speaker 3: You'd wear it, right, I'd wear it.
- 1:52:27Speaker 9: In the house. I never go outside in it.
- 1:52:29Speaker 1: I would say, look at that monstrosity is your steps
- 1:52:32Speaker 1: on a forty five year old housewife.
- 1:52:35Speaker 9: Boy mom?
- 1:52:36Speaker 7: Okay?
- 1:52:37Speaker 9: I think well, if somebody is the delusional enough to
- 1:52:39Speaker 9: have the T shirt, they're delusional enough to go for
- 1:52:41Speaker 9: a nice price. Okay, So I'm gonna say eighteen dollars.
- 1:52:47Speaker 3: Eighteen dollars, Richard. Do you think the actual crisis price
- 1:52:50Speaker 3: is higher or lower than eighteen dollars for this super
- 1:52:53Speaker 3: sweet pink boy mom T shirt? I think I'm going
- 1:52:58Speaker 3: to go lower on that monstrosity. Lower. Well, it could
- 1:53:01Speaker 3: be yours for only five dollars. All right, congratulations, Richard,
- 1:53:10Speaker 3: you are a winner here on the Craigslist.
- 1:53:11Speaker 1: Price is right.
- 1:53:12Speaker 3: Hang on one second, we'll get all your information. Let's
- 1:53:15Speaker 3: do one more and me find something here for sea bass.
- 1:53:17Speaker 3: And while I'm doing it, everybody say hi to heyeseuss.
- 1:53:24Speaker 1: Mab Let's see Aaron. I'll go this one.
- 1:53:29Speaker 3: Uh. He doesn't use them, but condoms right right, you
- 1:53:32Speaker 3: can just look at somebody and tell their dirty or
- 1:53:34Speaker 3: not right.
- 1:53:35Speaker 12: Ironically, I use them, but there's not another person around.
- 1:53:39Speaker 12: I have told Yeah, if you if you're doing a
- 1:53:42Speaker 12: dry joke, get you some cheap condoms.
- 1:53:45Speaker 3: It's clean ups easy. They're designed for that quite frankly.
- 1:53:48Speaker 1: You flush them or do you put them in the
- 1:53:49Speaker 1: trash can? The trash can? Why would you flush that?
- 1:53:51Speaker 3: I'd fush it if it's in your hand. Yeah, I
- 1:53:56Speaker 3: don't want a trash can. Well, that's designed not to
- 1:53:58Speaker 3: fall apart, get off like a balloon. This is a
- 1:54:02Speaker 3: vintage condom machine like you'd see you like in the
- 1:54:04Speaker 3: in the restaurant. This is what you get for your
- 1:54:06Speaker 3: man cave. Vintage condom machine, porcelain over steel, nice mermobilia
- 1:54:11Speaker 3: for a man or woman cave. Call it automotive. I
- 1:54:15Speaker 3: like how they had to put in here. Automotive garage.
- 1:54:17Speaker 1: Oh is that what? It's good?
- 1:54:18Speaker 3: That's what it's not your culinary cross dot bar, Marina
- 1:54:23Speaker 3: pub office, et cetera. Thetage it's got like you know,
- 1:54:27Speaker 3: it's got the very vintage looking with the stick. Three yeah,
- 1:54:31Speaker 3: slots for Spanish fly that's store. Those are cool yeah,
- 1:54:35Speaker 3: you don't see him anymore. Obviously, I'm gonna go pretty
- 1:54:38Speaker 3: high because these are rarer.
- 1:54:40Speaker 1: I'll go with one.
- 1:54:41Speaker 3: Thirteen dollars, one hundred and thirteen dollars. Hey, zeus, do
- 1:54:44Speaker 3: you think the actual Craigslist price is higher? Lower than
- 1:54:47Speaker 3: one hundred and thirteen dollars.
- 1:54:51Speaker 9: I'm gonna go with lower on that one, all right.
- 1:54:53Speaker 3: Actual Craigslist price one hundred forty nine dollars. Yeah, that's
- 1:55:03Speaker 3: pretty good. It's pretty solid bid the ones that I saw.
- 1:55:05Speaker 3: Sorry about that, but the eighties they sold a lot
- 1:55:07Speaker 3: in the dark contic I remember, I remember those. I
- 1:55:11Speaker 3: remember the station, the station that I worked at. We
- 1:55:14Speaker 3: ran the radio show love Line, and before concerts they'd
- 1:55:19Speaker 3: be handing out like station stuff and keychains, what right.
- 1:55:23Speaker 3: And there was one time we had this big box
- 1:55:25Speaker 3: and it looks like a matchbook, but inside was one
- 1:55:28Speaker 3: condom right and on the back and said love Line,
- 1:55:30Speaker 3: you know, ten to midnight on the point right, and uh,
- 1:55:36Speaker 3: people were actually using these condoms. I'm like, this is
- 1:55:38Speaker 3: a liability because you know, at the bottom of a
- 1:55:41Speaker 3: matchbook it's stapled, and this is just like it's like
- 1:55:45Speaker 3: a novelty item.
- 1:55:46Speaker 1: It's not like a you should use this kind of condom.
- 1:55:48Speaker 7: Yeah, they're already broken.
- 1:55:50Speaker 3: I'm thinking, like, you know, there had to have been
- 1:55:52Speaker 3: like some of the staples that weren't exactly aligned right
- 1:55:55Speaker 3: when it went through the machine. And we're handing out
- 1:55:57Speaker 3: these like stapled condoms by the way, and if you're
- 1:56:00Speaker 3: gonna I guess, I guess it's better than nothing. I
- 1:56:03Speaker 3: thought about that.
- 1:56:05Speaker 1: Right now. There's some twenty two year old walking around.
- 1:56:07Speaker 1: Who's the product of that, right? Yeah? The love line?
- 1:56:10Speaker 3: Whoops, Well that's how you play the Craigs's price is right,
- 1:56:14Speaker 3: you guys.
- 1:56:15Speaker 9: Also in the news sources saying there's a possibility of
- 1:56:18Speaker 9: Moody's hemorrhoids being back on this development and give you
- 1:56:23Speaker 9: the latest updates.
- 1:56:24Speaker 18: One available now more of the Hoodie Show.
- 1:56:29Speaker 3: Well you know that Greg loves stories about people releasing balloons.
- 1:56:34Speaker 3: Oh god, you're littering messages in a bottle, washing up
- 1:56:38Speaker 3: on shore litering. Those are fun. And he loves a
- 1:56:41Speaker 3: good story about celibratory gunfire.
- 1:56:43Speaker 1: Oh sure, well, bullets magically disappear when you shoot them offward.
- 1:56:49Speaker 1: You get so mad when these stories come up.
- 1:56:50Speaker 3: This stupid it's a woman in Florida, man, she lucked
- 1:56:53Speaker 3: out those New Year's Eve and you know, like most
- 1:56:55Speaker 3: of us, she was in bed before midnight. Sure, anybody
- 1:56:57Speaker 3: stay up?
- 1:56:57Speaker 1: I say, yeah, stayed up. I was in Cabo. It
- 1:57:00Speaker 1: was pretty cool. They projected like the happy New Year's
- 1:57:04Speaker 1: like lasers on.
- 1:57:05Speaker 3: The I guess if you're in a place like that,
- 1:57:07Speaker 3: I think most of the time, if you're just home,
- 1:57:10Speaker 3: like are you I forced myself.
- 1:57:13Speaker 1: It wasn't easy, but I did. Yeah.
- 1:57:15Speaker 3: You know, I find it's weird. Christmas is like a
- 1:57:20Speaker 3: happy vibe. New Year's is sad. I a thousand percent.
- 1:57:25Speaker 3: I've always thought New Year's was borderline depressed. There's a
- 1:57:28Speaker 3: melancholy kind of vibe too. And I don't know it's
- 1:57:31Speaker 3: because like something is ending total, you know, or just
- 1:57:34Speaker 3: it's like wow, another year gone by. And I think
- 1:57:37Speaker 3: it's like that old anxime like that that that's even
- 1:57:41Speaker 3: kind of sad and my.
- 1:57:44Speaker 7: Don't forget your old aqua.
- 1:57:46Speaker 3: It's like wow, I don't know what is So it's
- 1:57:50Speaker 3: never been one of my favorite things. Sometimes I happen
- 1:57:55Speaker 3: to be up, like I'm not ready for bed song,
- 1:57:56Speaker 3: just kind of be up. Television on New Year's Eve
- 1:57:59Speaker 3: was terrible, never really good. Stuff on if you are trying,
- 1:58:03Speaker 3: for whatever reason to stay up until midnight. But anyway,
- 1:58:07Speaker 3: this one in Florida, she knocked out. She was in
- 1:58:10Speaker 3: bed before midnight, but was woken up by the sound
- 1:58:13Speaker 3: of something that was like just whizzing next to her
- 1:58:15Speaker 3: head and there were just pieces when she woke up
- 1:58:17Speaker 3: of dry wall on her pillow and on the bed
- 1:58:20Speaker 3: there was a bullet lodged in the wall. Oh, so
- 1:58:23Speaker 3: she called the cops over. They immediately found and the
- 1:58:26Speaker 3: rest of the dude who fired the gun? Now, why
- 1:58:27Speaker 3: did he do it? Because he was ringing in the
- 1:58:29Speaker 3: new Year like everybody else does. Just a celibratory gunfire
- 1:58:34Speaker 3: holding down again, where do those bullets go?
- 1:58:37Speaker 9: Yeah, up to heaven, vaporized.
- 1:58:38Speaker 1: Much like the balloons. Yeah, if somebody dies in your
- 1:58:42Speaker 1: life and you want to honor them, just litter in
- 1:58:43Speaker 1: the sky.
- 1:58:44Speaker 3: So he is facing charges of shooting into an occupied
- 1:58:47Speaker 3: dwelling and recklessly discharged discharging a firearm. Now, I guess
- 1:58:51Speaker 3: what's double lucky for this woman is that, typically, I
- 1:58:54Speaker 3: guess her her young son or baby sleeps in the
- 1:58:58Speaker 3: room with her, but for whatever reason, was at her
- 1:59:00Speaker 3: parents house or something like that, And so the the
- 1:59:03Speaker 3: baby wasn't there. Obviously it missed. It missed her. Man,
- 1:59:10Speaker 3: that's just so dumb.
- 1:59:11Speaker 6: I'm vaguely remembering New Year's now that we're talking about it,
- 1:59:14Speaker 6: and I swear Tyler was getting a lap dance by
- 1:59:17Speaker 6: two women at the same time.
- 1:59:19Speaker 1: How much did that cost? It certainly wasn't for free.
- 1:59:23Speaker 6: This guy's an animal, can't.
- 1:59:26Speaker 3: You can't missed up got a left dance. But did
- 1:59:29Speaker 3: he hold hands with them?
- 1:59:30Speaker 9: Probably?
- 1:59:32Speaker 17: No?
- 1:59:35Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a wild boy.
- 1:59:38Speaker 6: Tyler Cobo is a different guy.
- 1:59:39Speaker 1: Man, Are you allowed to talk about that? I mean,
- 1:59:40Speaker 1: I thought that was like, whatever happens in Cobo stays
- 1:59:42Speaker 1: in Cobo.
- 1:59:43Speaker 11: I not you.
- 1:59:44Speaker 1: I'm talking about menace like outing you, Like, what about this.
- 1:59:46Speaker 2: Nurse somewhere there's video evidence, But like if men wants that,
- 1:59:51Speaker 2: that's my boy, he cannot be That's what happened.
- 1:59:53Speaker 9: What's up with dumb ass Tina?
- 1:59:54Speaker 1: Yeah, how does she feel about that? That's that's not
- 1:59:57Speaker 1: really a thing anymore.
- 2:00:00Speaker 2: After New Year's you know, you know, we haven't seen
- 2:00:03Speaker 2: each other at all, haven't really talked, and I'm like,
- 2:00:05Speaker 2: you know, I'm kind of just over it.
- 2:00:07Speaker 1: Okay, he's over it.
- 2:00:08Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do do anything heard hearing that
- 2:00:12Speaker 3: he's over, It's gonna be like Sammy seeing the post
- 2:00:15Speaker 3: about his dumbass Tyler's birthday too late without getting.
- 2:00:18Speaker 6: Any Okay, sorry, I was really drunk. Now I'm getting memories.
- 2:00:22Speaker 6: You licked somebody's toes feet.
- 2:00:24Speaker 1: That definitely did not happen. Let's be that did not happen.
- 2:00:27Speaker 1: You did, I did not.
- 2:00:29Speaker 3: He's just a lot of stuff that these like staff
- 2:00:32Speaker 3: get together. Yeah, if you remember, like there was a
- 2:00:34Speaker 3: fiesta or what he showed Christymas party or something like that,
- 2:00:37Speaker 3: and he made out with somebody on staff, right, I
- 2:00:40Speaker 3: swear he was licking toes man and we saw that,
- 2:00:42Speaker 3: and then there was a lot there's a lot of denial,
- 2:00:45Speaker 3: not necessarily from dumb ass Tyler, but from the other
- 2:00:47Speaker 3: staff member involved. Yeah, this person did not want to
- 2:00:50Speaker 3: admit to making out with dumbass Tyler.
- 2:00:54Speaker 1: If I do something, I'll own up to it. Yeah.
- 2:00:56Speaker 1: So most of the time, most of the time it
- 2:01:00Speaker 1: was if you can remember it, there was if I
- 2:01:03Speaker 1: can remember it. But if you can't remember it doesn't
- 2:01:06Speaker 1: county eight.
- 2:01:11Speaker 3: You could text us over to two to nine eight seven. So, man,
- 2:01:14Speaker 3: I guess we're we got the word out man. We
- 2:01:16Speaker 3: got uh, we got dumb ass Tyler, we got sea Bass,
- 2:01:20Speaker 3: and we've got Menji all out there on the on
- 2:01:22Speaker 3: the prow.
- 2:01:23Speaker 9: Oh right, lucky ladies out there.
- 2:01:25Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I don't know about dumb ass Tyler.
- 2:01:27Speaker 1: I don't think he's looking for marriage or anything, but.
- 2:01:29Speaker 6: You never know.
- 2:01:31Speaker 3: I think he's open to it.
- 2:01:33Speaker 1: Menji.
- 2:01:33Speaker 3: I think is certainly looking to be like a married guy.
- 2:01:38Speaker 1: He has that thought.
- 2:01:39Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he has that vibe like he wants to
- 2:01:41Speaker 3: be in a long term kind of committed relationship, marriage
- 2:01:43Speaker 3: kind of material.
- 2:01:44Speaker 6: Have you talked to him about it?
- 2:01:45Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, I'm just that's my vibe. That's my wrong.
- 2:01:49Speaker 6: I don't get any vibe my wrong on that.
- 2:01:51Speaker 1: Menji, like a you'll be uh yeah, I do. Yeah,
- 2:01:55Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. I'm like again, that's how I
- 2:01:58Speaker 1: get you the quiet ones.
- 2:01:59Speaker 3: I'm saying, like, do you I are you more interested
- 2:02:01Speaker 3: in kind of like a bachelor lifestyle or more like
- 2:02:03Speaker 3: a settle down? You know, I haven't been single for
- 2:02:06Speaker 3: a while and I'm kind of enjoying the time for
- 2:02:10Speaker 3: right now and then clearly wants to be married, which
- 2:02:13Speaker 3: we just learned yeah, interesting, what is happening? I know
- 2:02:17Speaker 3: it's it's already.
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: A very strange year. I actually have one question for Menji.
- 2:02:21Speaker 1: Are you going to go through a whole phase? Is
- 2:02:23Speaker 1: that gonna happen? Are you open to it? I guess
- 2:02:25Speaker 1: it is a hope.
- 2:02:26Speaker 3: No, yeah, like he hasn't been I mean, really will
- 2:02:30Speaker 3: down to get some STDs or what I mean?
- 2:02:32Speaker 1: Greg? Did Greg became like a full blown manho going
- 2:02:35Speaker 1: through a mega slud face? Did get the std do it?
- 2:02:38Speaker 1: And we'll see.
- 2:02:39Speaker 3: We'll see New Year, New Year resolutions, you know.
- 2:02:42Speaker 1: Don't alright?
- 2:02:43Speaker 3: Seven four Woody text us over to two, two, nine,
- 2:02:47Speaker 3: eight seven More Woody shows next.
- 2:02:48Speaker 1: More fun than Gonner Rhea Show. Alright, well that's gonna
- 2:02:53Speaker 1: do it.
- 2:02:54Speaker 3: For the first show back, first show of twenty twenty six,
- 2:02:58Speaker 3: we did it Monday podcast.
- 2:03:00Speaker 1: Wait for you. Just go to the woodieshow dot com
- 2:03:02Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts.
- 2:03:05Speaker 3: Of course, a lot of cheers and jeers to discuss.
- 2:03:07Speaker 3: Oh yeah, got into some of the the goals, not
- 2:03:11Speaker 3: to call them the resolutions, but the goals that we
- 2:03:13Speaker 3: have set up for the new year. I just kind
- 2:03:16Speaker 3: of got back into the swing of things, man, you know, weird. Yeah,
- 2:03:19Speaker 3: you gotta relearn the job a little bit. The treading
- 2:03:22Speaker 3: news headlines, Craigslist price is right. That was fun as
- 2:03:25Speaker 3: always today that more on the Monday Podcast. Just hit
- 2:03:29Speaker 3: up the Woodyshow dot com. We are back tomorrow with
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- 2:03:35Speaker 3: for us in the meantime, you can leave it on
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- 2:03:38Speaker 1: That number is eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
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- 2:03:43Speaker 1: Look force there at the Woody Show. Those things never
- 2:03:46Speaker 1: change from year to year.
- 2:03:48Speaker 3: Greg Gory. Yeah, partying words of wisdom please.
- 2:03:50Speaker 1: Yeah, for the new year, remember that if life isn't
- 2:03:53Speaker 1: going the way you want it to, just remember you
- 2:03:55Speaker 1: have to shoot before your squirt.
- 2:03:57Speaker 6: Yea for real? Yeah, everybody knows.
- 2:04:01Speaker 1: That I'm just stating facts.
- 2:04:04Speaker 7: Start her.
- 2:04:06Speaker 3: You know what it sounds like, Greg forgot to pull
- 2:04:08Speaker 3: a parting words of wisdom and just threw out some gibberish.
- 2:04:12Speaker 1: I completely forgot.
- 2:04:14Speaker 3: I'm so busted so that you have to shoot before
- 2:04:17Speaker 3: you squirt. You gotta shoot before you squirt it, all right,
- 2:04:20Speaker 3: keep that in mind all year. It's ready squirt aim
- 2:04:28Speaker 3: all right, thank you very much. Greg Gory got it what.
- 2:04:30Speaker 3: Thank you so much for giving what he show some
- 2:04:32Speaker 3: of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
- 2:04:34Speaker 3: to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
- 2:04:36Speaker 3: can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Tuesday.
- 2:04:38Speaker 1: Have a great day. S M D double M.
- 2:04:41Speaker 3: I quit this bitch.