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OUTRO: Tourism Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: If it was going to piss down, would you still
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  Speaker 1: go to your batch next week?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And then what do you do if it's persing down?
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  Speaker 3: Wow, it'll My theory is it'll be spring weather, so
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  Speaker 3: it'll pass down for like ten minutes and then it'll
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  Speaker 3: be fine.
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  Speaker 4: For ten Yeah, you know, so you can go for.
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  Speaker 2: A little wander around, a.
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  Speaker 4: Bit of a tottu. Yeah, go in and out, in
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  Speaker 4: and out. Yeah. Have you ever.
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  Speaker 2: And the only reason, the only reason I asked that
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  Speaker 2: was because I'm not going to waste my time talking
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  Speaker 2: to you guys if it's not been recorded.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. Are we recording here?
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  Speaker 2: Recording?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Good shit man?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about getting out there with a
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  Speaker 1: metal a metal detector?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: There can there be some interesting stuff round there.
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  Speaker 3: What I am contemplating which I haven't done before. There's
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  Speaker 3: a dinghy there, Mogi, but it's a heavy old bastard
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  Speaker 3: it Well, no, it's on a trailer, a little trailer
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  Speaker 3: at your head just at the batch. You just wet
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  Speaker 3: that there's quite a dip down in the driveway and
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  Speaker 3: she's very hard to control.
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  Speaker 4: But I may try and take that out.
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  Speaker 2: Can you just sit up a camera for that, please.
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  Speaker 4: Because you know it's going to be a disaster.
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  Speaker 2: It might not be, but it would be a shame
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't captured you. I sort of picture you day one.
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  Speaker 2: You get out there, you're excited, you think, you know what,
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  Speaker 2: it's a beautiful day. I am going to try and
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  Speaker 2: get that trailer out, yes, and then you run over
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  Speaker 2: by your own trailer and killed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sore foot, Yeah, it's not so bad today, but it's
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  Speaker 3: still quite so.
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  Speaker 1: So how come when I asked about playing golf next week,
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  Speaker 1: you said you've got a sore foot?
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  Speaker 3: I was basing it on my foot from yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Percentage wise? How much better is it? A?
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  Speaker 4: One percent? Yeah? Wow?
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  Speaker 3: How I will die in that scenario out of the
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  Speaker 3: batch because there's a whole wall of rocks right in
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  Speaker 3: front of it, and I often when I've cast out
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  Speaker 3: and I'm bringing it in again, It'll get hooked up
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  Speaker 3: in the rocks and then I go okay, and then
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  Speaker 3: I start sort of stumbling down the rocks trying to
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  Speaker 3: free the free the line from the snag, and I
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  Speaker 3: can see because they're quite loose and they rock and
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  Speaker 3: they do all sorts of things. I can very much
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  Speaker 3: see myself plummeting head first.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can take solace in the fact that that's
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  Speaker 1: how my granddad died really good.
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  Speaker 4: Retrieving a fishing line.
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  Speaker 1: As a fishman who's at the beach and was walking
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  Speaker 1: on some jagged rocks and that exact thing happened. So
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  Speaker 1: take solace in that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that freaks me out of it, and he was,
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  Speaker 4: you know, sprite.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, comparatively, This is because the other thing you've got
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  Speaker 3: to consider is when I go for walks on the beach,
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  Speaker 3: my ankles don't like the sand, and so my ankle
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  Speaker 3: sees up after the first day that I'm there, and
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  Speaker 3: so I tend to be very hobby.
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  Speaker 4: When i'm there because my ankles are all seized up.
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  Speaker 1: You need more like grease around the bearings of your ankles.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right?
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  Speaker 3: They're just rooted keysy basically, and I've been told they're rooted.
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  Speaker 3: They don't there's stuff they don't move, so they get
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  Speaker 3: very swollen.
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  Speaker 1: When do you go to the badge?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, probably tonight?
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  Speaker 6: Really, you said you weren't going to Now you are
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  Speaker 6: maybe tonight you know if you're going or not? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm going tonight, maybe next week. Well it's that thing
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  Speaker 6: of once again trades. Yeah going, Oh Jesus going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Are they're coming on Monday? Tuesday?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: So it's like, so you go tonight, come back Monday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, probably Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's not long enough.
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  Speaker 4: Well we can go back out there. There's nothing stopping true,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, whereas you, Maggie your birthday weekend day?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Boy, how exciting will be?
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  Speaker 3: Is he just going to be you and your wife
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  Speaker 3: and my kid and my brother in law?
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  Speaker 4: Right, he's down there and he's a yeah rugby league
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  Speaker 4: going there?
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  Speaker 2: I haven't got a rugby league.
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  Speaker 1: Is your cousin or something someone you always watch rugby
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  Speaker 1: league with?
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't think of who that is, but will
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  Speaker 2: work that out.
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  Speaker 4: And the indie indie India.
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  Speaker 2: He's a I think he's snowboard instructing and white water
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  Speaker 2: rafting he does. Yeah, yeah, rafting must have been about
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  Speaker 2: six months ago. And he got.
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  Speaker 4: Snapped in half.
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  Speaker 2: He got what he do. He jumped out controlling the
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  Speaker 2: boat something could happen with the boat, and he braced
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  Speaker 2: himself against the rocks in the river, and it exerted
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  Speaker 2: an incredible amount of pressure and he ended up with
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  Speaker 2: a spiral fracture up his shin got him good, said
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  Speaker 2: about a year ago.
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  Speaker 3: You know, they and they get on the speedboats down
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  Speaker 3: the river and stuff, and they get rid of over
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  Speaker 3: the shutover. I find nothing appealing about that.
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  Speaker 2: The long the more I think maybe I used to
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  Speaker 2: want to do it, But the more I think about
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  Speaker 2: it now, I go.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's God.
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  Speaker 2: Look at That's amazing, isn't it. You know you're five
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  Speaker 2: centimeters away from the rock face? Certain, what's what's good
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  Speaker 2: about that?
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  Speaker 4: Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: That's my feeling the whole Achy Big Show wee days
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  Speaker 1: from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the Warky Big Show podcast. I feel I would
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  Speaker 2: feel better about pretty much everything else, like skydiving or
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  Speaker 2: whatever you name it.
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  Speaker 1: It's reasonably fun, oh I bet it is, but like
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  Speaker 1: not fucking fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's reasonable, right, it's not great?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's it's it's good. But I've probably done
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  Speaker 1: it about five or six times, just from different stories
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  Speaker 1: I've had to do for work back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: and every time I do it again, I'm late. To
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  Speaker 1: make it more fun is to get even closer to
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  Speaker 1: the rocks. Right'll go faster.
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  Speaker 3: You're not really into being thrown around, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: I Yeah, you've had and the buttoir that's different, Maggie.
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  Speaker 3: But but the idea of just being sort of tossed
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  Speaker 3: around and nearly dying.
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  Speaker 2: I can't imagine you enjoyed anything on holiday.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I enjoy peace and quiet walk.
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  Speaker 2: You go for a walk on the beach and your
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  Speaker 2: your ankle sees that, ye go fishing your full head
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  Speaker 2: over heels, lean on your scale, Yet you're run over
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  Speaker 2: by your own dinghy.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: So let's just say right me you Moggie Pugs. And
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  Speaker 1: we went on holiday too Queenstown, all right. We had
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  Speaker 1: three days there and I wanted to go do like
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to go get boating.
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  Speaker 2: Would you go on that?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to Maybe Meggie wants to go up and
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  Speaker 1: do the lousee would you go do that? I do
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  Speaker 1: the lose okay, and the gondolas. I might want to
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  Speaker 1: hire an e bike and just ride around. There's a
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  Speaker 1: cool trail around the lake, okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I'd say no to that, as well, it's fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of right. It depends how fast the e bokes.
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  Speaker 1: They were real fast, and there's a trail and there's
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  Speaker 1: a few craft breweries and stuff along.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, teemed. Now we got if you rephrase that and
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  Speaker 2: said do you want to go to the pub then
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  Speaker 2: do you want to go to lots of pubs all
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  Speaker 2: in the row? Yes, and we can ride because that's
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  Speaker 2: what we do.
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  Speaker 1: We got back to the hotel like steamed just yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's good right there, and I do the old like
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  Speaker 1: what I want to do. I would do the bungee
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  Speaker 1: jump down there because would yeah, one hundred and fifteen
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  Speaker 1: meters Skipper's Canyon. And the other thing I want to
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  Speaker 1: do is go to that hot that spar joint what's
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  Speaker 1: that the on something on the do that every bars.
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  Speaker 2: You and me?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely do.
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  Speaker 1: If you go there there you have to get an
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  Speaker 1: Instagram photo of you, which I know what I know? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and leaning yeah, well.
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  Speaker 2: I might take my backbone budge smoke smugglers down and
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  Speaker 2: can you do.
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  Speaker 4: One with where you just got your hands on the
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  Speaker 4: sort of edge of the pool and then you're looking
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  Speaker 4: over my shoulder with my back Yeah, like a dragon. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that would be great.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't like a dragon? Was? And your orthopedic slipper and.
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  Speaker 3: My slippers and I've never done snowboarding or skiing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing that on the Sunday. Oh, go up on
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  Speaker 2: the sunday there. So I'm going to get the daughter
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  Speaker 2: to learn. And the wife's never been skiing, all right, cool,
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  Speaker 2: So those two are going to learn, oh with the instructor.
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  Speaker 2: Brother cool, and I'm gonna, i know, I think me
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  Speaker 2: and the brother again up the hill, okay, and get
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  Speaker 2: a different they'll get a different instructor. It has been
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. It's been a while. I love it,
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  Speaker 2: but it must be God, it's been a while.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be it'll be over teen, it'll be over ten.
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  Speaker 2: Everything is sort of a yardstick against how long I've
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  Speaker 2: been with the wife there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it'd be like when Jay says I played golf
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  Speaker 1: last that was like ten years ago, and then you
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  Speaker 1: realized it's actually over twenty years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was a three day three days. We went
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  Speaker 2: to uh, what's it called Cooney and we were into
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  Speaker 2: a house there. There's a whole bunch of us, about
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  Speaker 2: ten or fifteen of us steamed and we got on it.
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  Speaker 2: And on the Sunday, the third day, we should go
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  Speaker 2: up because we hadn't been up at all at this point,
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  Speaker 2: we've just been on the hammer. Yes, And we went
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  Speaker 2: up for about an hour and a half and we're
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  Speaker 2: all completely exhausted and just it is hard yeat and
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  Speaker 2: just went back. Well, also because of what we've been doing.
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  Speaker 2: It was a disaster. It was a great weekend, but
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  Speaker 2: in terms of yeah, just shameful behavior. That is so
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  Speaker 2: similar to when my mates and I was supposed to
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  Speaker 2: do the time that it all crossing. Oh yeah, I've
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  Speaker 2: done that.
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  Speaker 1: Twelve of us gathered at a house in top Or.
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  Speaker 1: We went yeah, but we went to bed at five
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  Speaker 1: thirty and we're getting woke. We went to bed at five,
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  Speaker 1: We're getting woken up at five point thirty for the thing.
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  Speaker 1: And literally I shut my eyes because I so steamed.
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  Speaker 1: And then half an hour out of our mate comes
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  Speaker 1: and Damien knocks on the door and opens it and
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  Speaker 1: he's just like, what do you reckon?
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  Speaker 4: Tell us?
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like, I don't think so, man,
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  Speaker 1: And then went to prawn World where you can fish
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  Speaker 1: the prawns and the little prawn like this, I do that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's boring, you'd love it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, God, definitely send us some picks, Maggie, that'd be great.
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  Speaker 3: You guys some pecks too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: What do you want picks of me doing?
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  Speaker 1: Lowering the dinghy in?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, breaking your hand?
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  Speaker 3: Having said that, Having said that, I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: I'd get it back up the drive again.
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  Speaker 4: That would be the problem.
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  Speaker 1: It's a trailer, right, so you use a car.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a towbar.
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  Speaker 2: You can just lean it up against the bat.
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  Speaker 4: Because the tide comes right up to that car. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: sweets so worries.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, Jas, why didn't your reply to my cool funny
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  Speaker 1: picture last night?
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  Speaker 2: I sent you? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: What one?
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  Speaker 5: Was that?
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  Speaker 1: Photo of Jace's wife and an ad that I get
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  Speaker 1: served every night?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, spine tangling performance this and you
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  Speaker 1: just left me on scene.
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  Speaker 4: Was it a boat one?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was a receipts one.
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  Speaker 4: I've never seen that one.
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  Speaker 2: Interest.
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  Speaker 3: She's got two auditions today. Incidentally, wow, far out it's
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: got three heads in the last you know, sort of
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  Speaker 3: six months.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, swings roundabout, So that isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Three and six months? That's pretty good going?
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  Speaker 5: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: That's good?
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  Speaker 4: Three as in a year is two years is good?
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  Speaker 2: Three years if you if you're doing one commercial a year,
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  Speaker 2: you're doing bloody well.
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  Speaker 1: Because I thought, based on my experiences that you're beginning
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  Speaker 1: year no no, no no, that I'm doing really badly.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: You know what you're doing really well?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because my confidence is thanks fellas. I can
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: always rely on you guys to pick me up. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: lit'ten a hudarchy? Seven?
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  Speaker 4: You sure recording this Ki?
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I'm probably going to delete it afterwards as well,
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  Speaker 1: by accident four or even weekdays Radio Hodaki. It's a
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  Speaker 1: big show.