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179: Q&A - He's Sizzling! · Wine & Audacity

• 0:09
  Speaker 1: Look, I... Hold on.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, y'all.
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: We just yapping, clearly. Bienvenido a Noticias del Sotano.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Where he's at.
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: And also... With your host. And also... The Excavator. Charming
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Dingboy Basement New. I ain't forget it. from about five
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: to six episodes ago. Shout out to our little Vietnam lessons, bro.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: We hear you, bro.
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Ciao, my little boy basement new.
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: And also, Flarey Rael. Welcome to this week's episode of
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Wine and Audacity, the podcast. What up, niggas? I'm your host,
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Brandon Sicard. And I'm joined by two of my favorite
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: people in the world. How y'all feeling this week? I'm here.
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: In fucking press, yo. What? What happened? Talking down your mic,
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: that bass man, you. I don't, I think that's, I
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: got the bass man, you pause. I don't remember what
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: the fuck else the translation said. I know Korean. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you, nigga. All I heard. Nigga, that's
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: a total, I said Vietnamese. I ain't gonna hold you, yo.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: All I heard was chow mein. Chow, chow mein, chow
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: mein boy bass man, you.
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: You talking about food. I'm hungry.
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, shit. How y'all feeling this week? I'll fuck with that.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Boy, look here. My man. You did your.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: Good job, bro. Thank you. And also, it ain't happened yet.
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: Your birthday, by the time this comes out, will be
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: two days before. Today is Wednesday. His birthday is on Friday.
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: Happy 40th birthday, A.A. Ron.
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  Speaker 2: Damn, I gotta be at work on a fucking Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't going to negate what you just said. I
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  Speaker 2: appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you.
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  Speaker 3: And happy 19th birthday to my one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God. His birthday was yesterday.
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: My college freshman.
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: Trey down there showing his ass.
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  Speaker 2: He going to eat that ass.
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  Speaker 3: And that's how I call him.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: He probably is going there too, Aaron, between classes. Ain't
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong. What?
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  Speaker 4: When a nice little girl do cosplay. When a nice
• 2:21
  Speaker 4: little girl do cosplay.
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: His little Kimiko. So what?
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  Speaker 3: One getting to eat at 19.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, honestly.
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember who I was with at 19. No,
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  Speaker 4: I'm about to say, honestly, yo, at that point. At
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  Speaker 4: that time, at 19, yo, niggas was like, oh, that's nasty.
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  Speaker 3: Shit, not now, not these new 19-year-olds.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, you tell a nigga you don't eat ass.
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  Speaker 1: You don't eat ass?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck wrong with you. How old you up?
• 2:52
  Speaker 2: And you were like, oh, oh, so you just. Oh,
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: you old nigga.
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  Speaker 1: Like, right. And his nigga sit on my feet. My God. Um, so.
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  Speaker 3: He said it.
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  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: How about him?
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  Speaker 1: I am chaste and virtuous. I don't engage in such activities. But.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't even do nothing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying. I am.
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  Speaker 1: I don't engage in such. I am a good church-going man.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: I pray 15 times a day.
• 3:32
  Speaker 5: And the church says pray now. You got a question
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  Speaker 5: in 2008.
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  Speaker 1: In 2008. And even then, when I dig a touchdown. No,
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: I take that back.
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  Speaker 5: He been in church since my grandfather died a couple
• 3:50
  Speaker 5: years ago. Well, B-Side Baptist count.
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  Speaker 1: That counts. Not mine.
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to Mount Enon. I'm talking about eating ass
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  Speaker 5: and going to church.
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  Speaker 1: My gun. But shout out to Mount Enon, Baptist Church
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  Speaker 1: in Clinton, Maryland.
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  Speaker 2: That's why that nigga, as soon as he stepped in,
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  Speaker 2: that nigga.
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  Speaker 3: Started sizzling the shit.
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord. Oh, like Vampire in Brooklyn. God damn!
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  Speaker 4: Oh, back in the olden times, Eddie Murphy did a
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  Speaker 4: vampire movie.
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  Speaker 1: That's episode 10. Q & A, he sizzling. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
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  Speaker 1: God damn! With exclamation point Q & A, he's sizzling.
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: I think I took everybody off.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go ahead and tear up something long.
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  Speaker 1: Evil is good.
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  Speaker 5: It's like he was down in the corner with a
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: $ 2 hoe.
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  Speaker 1: But he had a good time with that $ 2 hoe.
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  Speaker 2: Yo. If they replay it. They remade Vampire in Brooklyn.
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: Who would be the vampire?
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: DC on Fly Friday would be a good one.
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: You out! What you ask about? With the jerry curl?
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  Speaker 3: Baby, that was not no jerry curl, baby. That was
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  Speaker 3: a dukes.
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: That was a dukes? Hold on, that was a what?
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  Speaker 3: That was a dukes.
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  Speaker 1: Earn, look. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: There wasn't no Jerry, girl.
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  Speaker 1: Where am I low enough?
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  Speaker 5: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-mm, baby.
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  Speaker 3: You had to go sit in the chair for a
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  Speaker 3: while for that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: The Duke kid.
• 5:52
  Speaker 2: I did it one time. Mm-mm.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't never want to texturize my damn hair.
• 5:56
  Speaker 2: I did it one time.
• 5:57
  Speaker 5: Texturize it, girl. Texturize it. You know all that good
• 6:01
  Speaker 5: hair you always bragging about? No, because he had told
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  Speaker 5: me he was part Chickasaw.
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  Speaker 2: Nah.
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  Speaker 1: Nigga nuts. Part Chickasaw? Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: No, I could see DC Young Fly as the vampire.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: From Vampire in Brooklyn?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see him doing that. Jam.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to Martin and them for doing the Varner
• 6:23
  Speaker 4: Hill show.
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: I told my colleagues.
• 6:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, by the time this episode come out, that would
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  Speaker 3: have premiered.
• 6:30
  Speaker 4: I told my colleagues that I think it's a little
• 6:33
  Speaker 4: too late.
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: A different world should be out by now.
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  Speaker 5: A different world for me is the first week of September. No,
• 6:38
  Speaker 5: or is it vice versa? Both of them for me
• 6:40
  Speaker 5: in September. One is like the first week, one is
• 6:42
  Speaker 5: like the last week of September.
• 6:44
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. I think it's the other way around.
• 6:49
  Speaker 3: I'm about to tell you now.
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: They got Ms.
• 6:50
  Speaker 4: Norwood singing a song and shit.
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: It made sense. Yeah.
• 6:55
  Speaker 3: It made sense. Yeah, I'm correct.
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  Speaker 5: Barnell Hill premieres the first week of September. A Different
• 7:01
  Speaker 5: World premieres September 24th on Netflix.
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: And I will be watching. It's the Barnell Hill show.
• 7:08
  Speaker 5: If that ain't the damn theme song, I'm not watching it.
• 7:12
  Speaker 5: That needs to be the theme song.
• 7:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, I told y'all personally.
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: Kiss a pretty.
• 7:16
  Speaker 5: Lady and then sign some autographs. The Barnell Mansion. It
• 7:19
  Speaker 5: has to be the theme song.
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: It has to be. I feel it. We'll revisit this
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: on a later episode. We will in a couple weeks.
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  Speaker 3: But that has to be the theme song. It has
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  Speaker 3: to be.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: Shout out to my dude, E-Man Hudson.
• 7:33
  Speaker 5: I've been following E-Man way before he got as popular
• 7:35
  Speaker 5: as he got back when he was doing, why.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: You asking all them questions? Asking all them questions.
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: Shout out to him.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. He's on the show. I don't know if he
• 7:44
  Speaker 5: plays his son or what, but he's on the show.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Speaking of questions.
• 7:48
  Speaker 5: And Kim Whitley, my twin.
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Shout out to Kim Whitley. I love her. Um,
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: What's that face, Aaron? Don't do me, bitch.
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: I say what I say.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: I don't see that. I'll let you live. If you
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: said Kim Whitley and Jack A look like they could
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: be twins, then yes.
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think they look like twins.
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: They could be sisters or cousins.
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  Speaker 4: They probably cousins. They got the same mama.
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: Same grandmama. Pearl May. No, not Pearl May and Sally.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, ugh.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: Ugh. That's not....
• 8:26
  Speaker 4: Ugh.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: That's not a song. Speaking of Sean, since we are
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: in September 9th, you know I do a big birthday
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: shoot every year.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: I need you to go shopping with me for my outfit. Okay. Okay.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to fuck him up this year, yo.
• 8:42
  Speaker 3: Hey, don't fuck him up this year.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: You got to go big for 40. Mm-hmm.
• 8:47
  Speaker 4: So we got to get him a mean ass.
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: I don't like taking pictures.
• 8:52
  Speaker 2: But you can still do your 40s.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: Still could. It's still the 40th year.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 8:56
  Speaker 5: The latest pictures I took was my graduation.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: And it's not like you're not sitting next to a
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: fucking photographer that would do it for free.
• 9:03
  Speaker 5: I know you would. Remember we talked about it. We
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: just never got around to it.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: But.
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: I don't like taking pictures.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: When friends don't want to take advantage of your free services.
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  Speaker 3: I be trying.
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: These are the only niggas.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't take advantage of his free services most of
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  Speaker 5: the time.
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  Speaker 3: I just didn't.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: These are the only niggas I be doing free work
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: for everybody else. Y'all got to pay.
• 9:20
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. I just need that.
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: And we appreciate it because, you know.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, it may take me like eight months to
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: get y'all your photos, but I mean, I'm going to
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: get some. And we don't bother. I'm going to get some.
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: Because he did us a damn favor.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: I'll get around to it. I'll be forgetting. Like, I'll
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: get y'all photos. All right. Top question of the week.
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: I couldn't get it all last week, yo.
• 9:49
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, because I was rolling.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Light in here. Light in here. Smash the place. Signal
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: the plane.
• 10:00
  Speaker 4: Baby.
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: Signal the plane.
• 10:04
  Speaker 3: Parachute.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: Parachute.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Bro, that's crazy. Our music changed, bro.
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: You remember, niggas used to have whole dance sequences and shit.
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: Niggas got a whole workout at the club.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man. Welcome to the question of the week segment
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: of the show. And on the question of the week
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: segment of the show, I scowl with an interweb. Is
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: that an ice cream truck? Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 10:30
  Speaker 3: I just feel like they should.
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: The fact that I can hear through headphones and a
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: closed window.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: No, that's what I'm saying. I just checked my phone.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: You want an alcohol truck?
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: A margarita truck, a taco truck.
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, a food truck.
• 10:46
  Speaker 4: Something.
• 10:46
  Speaker 5: Like a food truck they drive around. I don't want no...
• 10:49
  Speaker 5: I understand they are just think it's food trucks, but
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: I feel like if y'all drive around the neighborhood like
• 10:53
  Speaker 5: ice cream.
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: Trucks, y'all make a lot of money.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Well, they can't drive with open beverages, though.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Then they can't drive with open flame. You turn a corner, people...
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: Fajitas go sliding off the grill.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: I got an idea y'all can probably take.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: We gotta redo the orders, y'all.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: I got an idea.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: They on the floor, my bad.
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: Hey, Burner, how you feel about Turning the old Rite
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: Aid or CVS into a bodega.
• 11:22
  Speaker 5: I can come in there and get a chopped cheese
• 11:23
  Speaker 5: to accuate.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, bro.
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Ain't no other question of the week segment of the show.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: I got a question. I be saying it on TikTok.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: My TikTok, that's too fucking big. Bodegas are small. They're
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: not Rite Aids.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, bro. The idea. Shut up.
• 11:40
  Speaker 3: Just make sure it's a cat sitting on top of
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: the breed.
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: Take it all now. I'll tell y'all later.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: Okay. Between them and the fucking ice cream truck jingling outside,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: I'm overwhelmed. Jingling, baby.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, baby.
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: And give me a chocolate eclair while you at it. Shit.
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: That's the song for the episode. What? Jingling. Why the
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: fuck is it playing Christmas music?
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the question of the week, sir, man. Where
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: he looks for his stuff on his TikTok page.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: I already had it pulled up. I had to write
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: the stuff down.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Shit. But anyway, I.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Skyrocketed into a web to read my TikTok FYP because
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: where the hell else would I look? I find videos,
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: laugh at them myself, and then save them to the
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: group chat for these niggas to read. And then I
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: put them up on the show to read for y'all.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Like the head, head, gun. Yep.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Girl to girl. Take three. Girl to girl. Girl. What's
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: one thing you learned about men in general that every
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: girl should know?
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: All right. We're going to do this one. No. 15 times.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: When you start thinking, should I leave? Leave. Yep. Agreed.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Nigga, that sound like a line from the breakdown of
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: one of my dead plays.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: If someone.
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: Shows you who they are, believe them.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: The first time.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Rating?
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: And it's still all right.
• 13:20
  Speaker 5: Thanks.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: That's a rating.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: And that extends beyond relationships, folks.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: It goes to friendships and shit, too.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: But you know what? I think that a lot of people.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Don't you got to pop out and show niggas.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: All right. Next one. Why does you sound like your bro? Ah,
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: I see you. Next one, y'all. What's one thing you
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: learned about men in general that every girl should know?
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Don't hold on to fucking potential. That ain't specific to men. Facts.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Damn. That is Sean. Don't do it.
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: That is Sean of Circus Season 2.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Don't do it. Don't do it. You're going to fuck
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: around and get your feelings hurt. Don't do it. Or
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: spend 15 years with a nigga with a 10-year engagement
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: and he leave you After you took care of him
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: and his cancer-ridden-ass mother.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: Y'all still in them comments months later. Mm-hmm. We see y'all.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: We understand.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Y'all going through it.
• 14:11
  Speaker 4: That nigga, that shorty was with him through his whole
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: cancer operation.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: I'm not running a problem investigating. When I find you
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: and your mama, it's on them poppers. Because her hair,
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: they grew back from the chemo. She about to be
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: bald head again. I'm going to snatch every strand out.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm still mad about that.
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: One, y'all. Y'all, my ankle was real.
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: Because the fuck?
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck that shit.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: What's one thing you learned about men in general that
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: every girl should know? If he says you're too good
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: for him, believe him.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Trying to save you some heartbreak. You mean that shit.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: And sometimes your niggas will use that shit as leverage. Like, baby,
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: you know you're too good for me.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I don't deserve you.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: You are absolutely right.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Let me go call Lester.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lester.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I may or may not have.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: Not Lester.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: No comment. I'm going to Google and pass this. Lester Oaks,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Construction Barker. Girl to girl, what's one thing you learned
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: about men in general that every girl should know? A
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: man who hates himself will punish you for loving him.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: We just talked about that shit. That girl love that guy.
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: That girl love that guy.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Send him back to his mama. And he need to
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: find a therapist. It is not your job to heal
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: a grown ass person.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, self-deprecating, self-deprecating people are the ones that they
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: are the master manipulators.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Like the motherfuckers that just don't love me. Yeah.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: I thought you loved me.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: They start smacking themselves in the head. You don't love me.
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: You leave me, I'm going to kill myself. As long
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: as you don't.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Take me with you, you're good. Well, okay. Yo, if
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: you insist.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: Don't do it in front of me. I don't need
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: that image in my head.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Yo, when Nia said that shit to Soulja Boy and
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: Boop Merch, Boop Camber, I was like.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Say what? Damn.
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: Soulja was yelling at her and she was like, okay,
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: that's cool, but don't kill yourself.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: And I was like.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I asked her, what the fuck? And she was like,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, Soulja said he was going to kill himself
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: if she left him. I was like, damn.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Bye, Dre. That's how she went. He treated that girl
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: like trash. He treated her horrible.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: And I'm mad at Tati Riley because you should have
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: beat his ass. You should have sent some niggas to
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: do a new jack swing on that nigga treating your
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: daughter like that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Remember what we talked about last week?
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: That was some shit that niggas got lived through and
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: they got figured that shit the fuck out.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: He still should have got at least one ass whooping.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: If she chose to take him back after that ass whooping, hey,
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: but at least he got that one ass whooping.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I'll give you that one.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: I respect that.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I respect that.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: What's one thing you learned about me in general? Change
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: with me, bitch.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I'm going to use your ass.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Duffer. Duffer.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: She on Superman now. I can't stand.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I despise him.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: He makes me sick. After seeing him on Love and
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Hip Hop. Oh, my God. Oh, I hate him. She
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: said I'm fucking you. How about you? What's one thing
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: you learned about men in general that every girl should know?
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: First one to catch this bullet.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: That's what you want to be. Since you're the first
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: to do everything, Dre.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: His mother is not your friend. That's her son. Facts.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Facts plus text plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Facts.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I think that's circumstantial.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: True colors, true colors. True colors come out with some shithead.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're also somebody's mother. There are no right
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: or wrong.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: It's wrong.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: That's very true. Everybody should know, right? That's very true.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: But I had one son that did me dirty.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: As soon as she couldn't control me no more, baby,
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: she turned on me like bad milk.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Hold on, no shit. Bitch, that bad milk. Man, that
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: lady was close.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: She would defend me to her son and all that,
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: and then she wanted to take control of something, and
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: I wasn't like her baby. Yeah, I was the devil
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: at that, I guess.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, but that's why I say it's circumstantial. I mean,
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: you know, sometimes because, you know, you still got the
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: mothers that if their son committed a crime, they still
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: call the po-po.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Like, uh-huh, you can't be here.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: They come looking for you, bitch. I'm going to tell
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: them you're upstairs hiding in the attic.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Come on down here. Shh.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Like, I ain't seen my son in six months.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I'm going to sit on the porch with this book
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: while I drag him out like an old dog. She said,
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't seen that nigga in six months. And when
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: they drag him out of the house, I'm like, where the.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Fuck you come from?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Why you in my house? Why you get here? Like, man,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: we just sat down to have breakfast. You's a fucking liar.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even hitting it. Man, I cut the grass.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Who grass?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Nah. See, we got no grass. I'm allergic to grass. Nah,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: you got Sean to ignore that. You missed the spot.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Whoever I paid to do it missed the spot. Clearly,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: they don't know what they're doing. Why you ain't edge
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: it up?
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: And why you ain't go along my tree line like
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: you was supposed to and cut them damn branches down?
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm going to call the police on them next. Mm-hmm. Nigga.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: I see y'all sitting in the back of the courtroom,
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: but don't ask me for no bail money, nigga.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I ain't got it. Now, if he innocent, that's different.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: But, yeah. I know. But, yeah. No, I understand. No,
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: but I understand.
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: I do understand those women that you can't trust shit
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: their mother say because that's her son.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Of course. Next one.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: My mother sell me out. Like, mm-mm. And then tell
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: me you shouldn't have did what you did.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: My bad, Vernon.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Say what you said. You don't know how to load
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: a dishwasher or how to do this. Well, I guess
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: it's going to sit there till somebody figure it out.
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Babe, we ain't got no dishes.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: The fuck?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, stupid shit like that.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nigga.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Why don't you put them in the dishwasher? We got
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: dishes in the sink. You ain't washed them. They starting
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: to smell. About to do something.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but at the same time, if I'm doing something
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: that you don't like, yo, tell me that I'm doing
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: something that you don't like because, you know, sometimes I
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: be oblivious to that shit and I don't see it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: And doing that, I don't read them cues either, yo.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Let me know so we can work that shit the
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: fuck out because the way my ignorance is set up,
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: it's like, yo, you want me, like, don't be petty
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: to me because I need to do something. Yo, you
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: looking for me to do something, let me know. Because
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I keep going like the day, like, you know, like
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: shit normal.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Next one. What's one thing you learned about men in
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: general that every girl should know? If he likes you,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: he'll make an effort. If you're wondering why he isn't
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: texting you, it's because he doesn't want to. Nope.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: He don't like you.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: He don't like you. Now, clearly this is for the
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: girls and the gays, but this is a universal truth
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: that can be applied to anybody in any situation. Yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: Nobody, nobody is, That busy. People make time for what
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: they want to make time for. And people also communicate
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: when they know they'll be unavailable.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Thanks. Yep.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: And if you get them, like, and it's okay to
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: get that person, you know, get that person grace because,
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: you know, they probably got a lot going on. But usually,
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: you know, what the, like, what the lot that is
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: that's going, you know, what the stuff that's going on.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, I know you got this going on.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: You know, just highlight me when you can type shit. But,
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: I believe that's maturity and communication. Maturity and communication. Like
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Brandon said, let me know. Let me know beforehand.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Girl to girl, what's one thing you learned about men
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: in general that every girl should know? Center yourself. Men
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: are accessories to your life. Remove and add them as needed.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, girl.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: She had a lot of unsuccessful relationships.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: He ain't like him bitch you just gotta.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Be for yourself these niggas ain't shit these hoes.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Ain't loyal chris said it best like.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: I just i gave him something he he just didn't
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: and after that he didn't even text me for no
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: aftercare nothing like.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Not no aftercare well that's what you fucked up at
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't have to text for aftercare bitch was y'all
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: having phone sex.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, Jesus.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Would you let him go home and say.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: You ain't bringing.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You ain't text me no aftercare. Would you let him
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: go home after he had slapped, flipped it and rubbed
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: it down and slapped it? Oh, no. You gonna bring
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: me a towel? I'm home.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: He ain't even text me, ask me, am I okay
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: or nothing?
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Like, he just.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Flipped it, rubbed it down. Next one.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: What's one thing you learned about men in general that
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: every girl should know?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: He will always choose himself. You should always choose yourself.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Thanks.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Until they get married.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Not until they get married.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: No, real talk, though. Until they get married.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: And then, you know, then, especially if he was cheating.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: His wife always going to come first, my boy.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. He'll tell you whatever he need to tell you
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: to get in your pants. Sweet, sweetums. But around.
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: He'll tell you all kinds of things to get in
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: your pants.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: But when that wife called. When that wife called, there's
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: something wrong with them babies. I got to go. Baby,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: it's a fact. You never get it back. You won't
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: get a phone call. It's going to go straight to voice.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It's going to be some doo-doo-doo. The number you have reached.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Time to go. All right, boy. I go to the store.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: My wife need me to get some half an egg.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Hold on to your innocence. Use your common sense. You're
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: worth waiting for. No, baby, remember at the golf course,
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: I stopped by to have a drink with the fellas.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Can I get a macaron spritz? Meatloaf. Mom, the meatloaf.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Girl to girl, what's one thing you learned about being
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: a general that every girl should know? Never let them
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: make you quit your career, your family, or your friends.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: And that's JWoww from Jersey Shore. Amen, Saints.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Thanks.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Another one. We'll keep this show going. We'll keep this going.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: What's one thing you learned about men in general that
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: every girl should know? If you listen carefully, they always
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: tell on themselves.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Thanks.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, niggas talk in their sleep. I ain't going to
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: hold you. Katie just told me I talk in my sleep. And, yo,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: and if a nigga, if a nigga feel, uh-oh.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: I don't wanna leave.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: First one.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: The day that Gucci is over. Bitch, I told you
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: I got a wife, yo. I don't even know why
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: you acting dumb like that, yo. I told you I
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: got a wife.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yo, he won't get a shit smacked out of him.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Who you talking to? Who you talking about?
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: I know you suck dick better than her, yo.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Next one. What's one thing you learned about men in
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: general that every girl should know? An apology without change
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: behavior is manipulation. Facts. Physics.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: I had an interesting conversation about apologies for Kida. For
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: Kida is, if I tell you what's wrong, if I
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: tell you what's wrong, then you apologize. But then it
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: comes like a but or if, like an explanation. And
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: you not acknowledging what I told you, like I said,
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: that you did to me. She was like, you can
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: keep your apology.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Fuck you and your apology.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I don't need that shit.
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Excuse me. People know what the hell they be doing.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: People are aware that they doing stuff that hurt you
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: and they don't care.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Or if they say some shit like, if you said it,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: like if you said I did that, then I must
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: have did it.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: And it's like, once she hear if, she was like,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: she over it. Yeah, she over it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: She don't want it no more. I'm good on you.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Next one. What's one thing you learned about men in
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: general that every girl should know? The red flag you
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: ignore at the beginning will be the reason for your breakup.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Damn, I'm going to go to the store.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can rock with that.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: That's very true.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is a good one. What's one thing in
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: general you learned about men that every girl should know?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Pay attention to how your body responds to someone's presence.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: If your stomach feels weird, you get headaches. If you're
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: tripping over your words and finding it difficult to verbalize,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: that's not just anxiety. That's your intuition telling you that
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: they got something dark attached to them.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Okay.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. And next question of the week, y'all.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: That right there.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Shit.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Shit.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, my man K.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: I think I told y'all before in, like, season one
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: or so, yo, my man K to be going, when
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: we going at it, yo, like, my stomach, yo, my
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: stomach hurt.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I can't, like, it's like.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: We should get you to bubblegum because she fussing at you.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Nah, it's more so, nah, it's more so one of
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: them situations, it's more so, like, the situation of, it's like,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: I don't ever, like, you know, like, I don't ever
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: want nothing to be, like, wrong with us. You know
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: what I'm saying? Like, even when she feel, you know,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: if she feel some kind, like, she feels a kind
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: of way. But it's like the minute that we, I
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: guess you could say, disharmonize, I'd be fucked up.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: That's your wife.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: I'd be physically sick because we're not on the same page.
• 28:09
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• 28:09
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• 28:40
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• 28:46
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• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Moons and summer, spring, fall, joggers. Who going to check you, boo?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Her clothes is trash.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Don't talk about she by she in like that.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: She shouldn't be that flammable.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: Of course, I'm starting. He said he needed space. You
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: about to leave out?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Have a good landing. Come on. Come on. We're filming
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: this in August. But the boys leaving for college. What
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: do I have on, bro? See, look at you. Just
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: dropping shit. You ain't going to be able to do
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: that when you're in school, boy. They're going to fuck
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you up now. Nigga, don't drop nothing. You might have
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: a baby.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Don't you drop nothing. You might have a baby.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Me too, Trey. Texas, when you get there. Yeah, the
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: boy is. I'm talking the minute that you walk through
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: that door. I've been here for like five minutes, nigga.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: This is last weekend at home. By the time y'all
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: see this, it'll be like a month after we record this. But, yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the boys, it's last week at home before we leave
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: for school. Calvin going to college, man.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: You did that shit. You did that shit. You did
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: that shit.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: You did.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Did that shit.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Trade gonna be done. Did that shit. Fuck it. Proceed.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Fuck it, fuck it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: See how these niggas ruin a bluefie moment?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Fuck it, fuck it. Fuck it, fuck it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Bang, bang. Foot on the face.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Hold on. Time out. That's advanced. Well,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: we got to start somewhere.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I mean, actually, when you really think about it, we
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: don't even know how advanced he is.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: We might be the ones that's fucking up.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Not on the neck, because, you know, the neck, you
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: can kill somebody with that pressure. Don't do it on
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: the temple, even. I'm going to start this question over.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Do it on the face. It's on the cheek.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Cut out everything that's... Brandon, cut this out.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Don't think from my voice back.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Cut out. We're going to start again. Should we? Leave
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: this here all the way. Hey, Ms.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Parker. Hey, Ms.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Parker. Hey, Ms. Parker, girl. You got to be quiet
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: on the creek.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: I was with Demarcus for four years. He proposed three
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: years into our relationship, and my best friend helped him
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: plan the surprise proposal.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: It was absolutely beautiful.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Three months into our wedding planning, Demarcus and I had
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: a huge argument that was really just a misunderstanding. He
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: broke up with me because he said he needed space.
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: I fully expected us to eventually get back together, even
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: though Ms. Parker told me that we wouldn't. Fast forward,
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: three months after the breakup, Demarcus reached out and I
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: honestly thought he was coming back to me. Instead, he
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: asked me for the ring back. We met up and
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: it was such a cold, heartbreaking transaction. I gave him
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: the ring and he told me he wished me the best.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And that was it.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: To make matters worse, some mutual friends invited me to
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: what I thought was a party. They apparently thought it
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: would be an opportunity for Demarcus and me to talk
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: and possibly work things out. Instead, I walked into his
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: engagement party to Layla, my former best friend. The craziest
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: part is that Layla and I have been friends up
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: until the very day she got engaged. He proposed to
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: her with the exact same ring he had proposed to
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: me with. I am completely heartbroken. I feel betrayed, blindsided,
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: and humiliated. I try talking to my other friends about it,
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: but they keep telling me to leave it alone. But
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: I still love him, and a part of me wants
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: him back. How do I get him back? How do
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: I move forward? Baby, I'm sorry. I would have, ooh,
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: I would have set that damn engagement place on fire.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You want me to tell you how you get him back?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: They set you up. They set you up. He been
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: messing with Layla. A hundred percent.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: He been messing with Layla and the reason that y'all
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: ain't working out after that little disagreement.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: She pregnant. Well, that too.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: But he probably, Layla probably was like, yeah, I see,
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: I see how y'all want to work it out. Yeah, she, she,
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: She was never your friend. I don't give a fuck
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: about her initially helping him plan the original engagement.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: She got to get her ass whipped.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: And the fact that everybody went along, what are they
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: telling you to leave it alone? That's dirty.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: They was never your friends. They don't like you.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: If you've been with somebody to the point where y'all
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: are at an engagement and y'all have an argument because
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: of a misunderstanding that leads for him to just walk away.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I promise you, Layla, the reason, it's a reason behind
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: all of this.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: It is. Layla been putting shit in his ear, and
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I promise you, because the friends are telling you to
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: leave it alone, Layla done put some shit in their.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Ear, too.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I promise you. Well, they all in on it, too. Yep.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: They all in on it, too. They just don't like you.
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: They don't like you.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest with you. I don't even
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: think that shit. Now, this is the type of shit
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: that I hate.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: And they invited you to that damn engagement party. Y'all
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: can talk.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: They set you up. And everybody in there went to
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: see me. Girl, girl.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't say what I would do because it
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: would put me in jail.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: My God.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: I dislike the fact that shit go down like that.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: And then, you know, you got the friends trying to
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: tell you, like trying to talk you out of not.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Leave it alone. Why the fuck I got to leave
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: it alone?
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I got to leave it alone.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: I got to leave it alone?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to leave something alone, all right? I'm going
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: to drive this Chrysler Sebring through this plate glass window.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to fuck up your party.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yo, shut me up.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tear all this shit up.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: You got me fucked up.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: You like Pacificas?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Be going to see the Pacific Ocean from this Pacifica
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: coming through this plate glass window. I'm going to cross
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: the 300, nigga. I'm going to spot a kick your
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: ass with this front grill into that cake display. Fuck
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: it with me.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Christmas circa 2020, I'm sorry, 2000, maybe.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: What the fuck?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: 10.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: That's what y'all put on somebody's obituary?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Christmas 2010, right after Robin got her divorce, the
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: nigga show up to my aunt's house.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: For what? For the festivities.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Baby, I had a birthday with my aunt.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: She goes to my aunt, my aunt goes to my
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: mom and like, You stronger than this.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: You bigger than that.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Your mama should have swung on her.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Girl, me and my mama was going back and forth
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: on Twitter like, did this nigga really just show up?
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: The fuck?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Like, how dare you?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, divorce was final, bitch.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Your mama should have swung on her.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: Nigga popped up, like. you know he's still part of
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: the family and shit like nah nigga no you're not
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: we don't have no kids no you're not we don't
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: have no children.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: We wasn't together 30 years like we don't have no
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: kids we don't have no connection.
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: It was only 10 like you know what I mean
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: like 5 years 5 years dating and then 5 years married.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Like, nah, nigga, fuck you.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Nah, go on, get it.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I don't like that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't, but I don't like the people around
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: you to be like, yo, don't, you know, trying to
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: be like, yo, you bigger than that.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Don't even, let that shit go.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Let them be happy.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: And it's like, why the fuck did you do it?
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: I'm nowhere near as big as y'all think I am.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: See, I'm the person in this situation. If this happened
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: to me, I would just disappear on everybody. Y'all would
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: never hear from me again. I wish y'all a long
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: and happy life. Because again, karma is going to do
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: to you what I can't or shouldn't. And if you
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: are faithful enough to the Lord, he's going to give
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: you a front row seat to all of it. Because
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: if they fucked you over by getting together, he's going
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: to fuck around on her and get the next bitch.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: And you're going to be sitting there like.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: In the words of Charlemagne The fact.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: That they said They didn't tell you to let it
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: go No they was I'm telling you They was never
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: your friends baby Ever In.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: The words of Charlemagne They don't like you I hope
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: you get everything that you deserve.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Hope you get everything you deserve Hope you have the
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: The day you.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Deserve I hope you get everything you deserve And then
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: when it happens Surprise surprise.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I would just be like.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: See I'm so petty I act like I am okay
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: with the shit I act like I am okay with it. Baby,
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: I'll be plotting my revenge. Yeah, they play it in
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: your face, baby cakes.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: That is a villain origin story for real, yo.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Ain't it?
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: We was together for 15 years, and he proposed to me.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Then this nigga had the nerve to ask for the
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: ring back.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Just to give it to the next bitch.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Damn And this says a lot About the next bitch
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: That you allowed him That you allowed him To propose.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: To you No Propose to you Uh uh nigga With.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: The same ring No With the same ring That's because
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: she picked it out You.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Know it's the same ring Cause you about to pick
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: it off The same wool flame No.
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: The same wool flame Yeah she picked it off of
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: her Yeah you right.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Right she picked it off That was her ring Yeah.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: But that nigga You know he had He had the
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: same face though Cause he had the same face Cause
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: they on Cause you know He was already in a relationship.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Like, yo, pick this up. Pick whatever you want, baby.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I got you.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: How much you want to bet they're arguing with something
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: stupid like, bitch, I don't like the fact that you
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: put the broccoli on top of my cheese.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Yep. The cheese should go on top of the broccoli, bitch.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want my broccoli sitting on top of my cheese. Bitch,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? I'm leaving, bitch. I'm out of here.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: I'm out of my fucking living room. You don't fucking
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: listen to me. You don't pay me no attention.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: You know what? I'm out of here. Nope.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: They set you up, sugar.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's a blessing in disguise, man.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: It's going to hurt for a while, but you got
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: off the crazy train before that shit crashed into the wall.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a blessing.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, as we said last week, it's a lesson
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: that you learned, and it's a blessing. Because watch, that
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: nigga going to get crabs and some shit. Watch, there's
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: going to be some crabs. ass shit that's gonna happen
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: to him no girl gonna do to him what he
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: did to you that's alright and like Brandon said you
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: gonna have a front row seat that girl was never
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you that girl was never your friend she
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: wasn't your friend.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: What's next sis she wasn't your friend.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: I told you once before about that girl. She's so mysterious.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: So watch that girl and keep that girl away from
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: me because she's jockeying me.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: She's jockeying me. All right.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. My other question was supposed to be.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: For the dance break.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Boom, boom.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Boom, boom.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Boom, boom.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Boom, boom. Boom, boom. She's not your friend again.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm about to miss him at Charm City Live.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, my bad.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I forgot to tell people happy Labor Day. Wait.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: Happy Labor Day, y'all.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: We forgot.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: She's not your friend. I got a new thread for y'all.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: It's crazy, right? I forgot about Labor Day.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, Aaron.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: And I'm going to keep wearing it. This is a
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: new thread I came across on Facebook, y'all, and it's called.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Who's Wrong Here? Oh, shit. No, Lord. Okay. I'm down.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: All right. Here's the question.
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: My fiance demanded my daughter hand over half her college
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: savings to pay for his son's birthday party. She moves
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: into her dorm in two weeks. The wedding is off.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I'm 41 female.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: My daughter, Abby, is 18, and she starts college in
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: two weeks. She worked 40-hour weeks all summer and saved $ 3, 600
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: for her dorm.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Her books, and her clothes.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, baby.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: She paid for her own food, gas, and shampoo all
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: through senior year while she studied for finals. That girl
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: has never asked me for a dime. Doug is 40.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Doug is 46. He's been with us a year and
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: a half and he moved into my house, the house
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: I bought before I ever met him. His son turns
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: 13 next weekend and Doug decided to party, decided the
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: party needed a venue and catering, the works, because his
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: ex went big last year and he's not being the
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: smaller parent.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Price tag, $ 1, 800.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: Wednesday night, At dinner in front of both kids, he
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: announced that Ivy would be covering it out of her savings.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: His words were, she lives here rent free. It's time
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: she learned to contribute to the family. Yeah, rent free
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: in my house. Understand something. Doug could have written that
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: check himself and never felt it. This was never about
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: the money. It was about tribute.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: It was about my.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Daughter learning her place. My daughter, who pays for her
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: own shampoo, etc., stood up from the table and quietly
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: said that she'd just give him the money if it
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: would keep the peace.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: She meant it. That is what broke me.
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Not the demand, but watching my 18-year-old try to buy
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: peace from a grown man in her own kitchen. When
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: I said no, Doug got loud, said I was raising
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: a spoiled brat who doesn't respect the head of the household. Bitch,
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: I use the head in my fucking house, but okay, whatever.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: The head of the household has been here 18 months.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: The ring came off that same night and I told
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: him to be out by Sunday. That's tomorrow. His things
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: are already in the garage. His buddies are blowing up
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: my phone saying I blew up our engagement over one disagreement.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: They're not even married yet? Nope. They're not married yet. Oh, bitch.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: It was never one disagreement.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: It was a man showing me the price list for
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: loving him and my daughter was line one. People keep
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: asking about the venue deposit for March, which is when
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: the little boy party is.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: The fuck they got to do? And the deposit can burn.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: So apparently she put the, they had already put the
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: deposit down and then he was going to try to
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: bully the daughter until paying for the party. So essentially,
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: like somebody went further into the comments that they went
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: and found a question somewhere else. And essentially she was
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: like asking like, am I wrong? Am I the asshole
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: for breaking off the engagement and all that?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: No, bitch. No.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: Because if he's starting now, he is going to go
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: even further. It's going to go even further.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Who knows that? How he will attempt to bully your
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: daughter in terms of you running around. Well, me and
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: your mother had a conversation. And I'm saying, you got
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: to pay me $ 300 or $ 500 a month in rent.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: She said, give it to me. And we talked about it.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Don't even ask her about it. Because she don't want
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: to be bothered with it. She don't want to be bothered.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: This is my house.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I'm the man of the house. I'm the man of
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: the house. Man, this suck my dick.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: So let me get this straight.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: First of all, you ain't moving trying to parent my daughter.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: My daughter 18 years old, about to go to college.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Spent her whole summer being a responsible adult.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: And it's her house. Right. I had this house before
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: you existed, bitch. Nigga, I'm the man of the house.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: I'm the head of the house, so around here, that's
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: my shit.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: I've been buying my own shit since my freshman year, bitch.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. Nigga, I turned TR on your ass. Be clear.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: This my daddy house. Bitch, you got me messed up.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Fuck around Ben Jody.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: This ain't your house. This grandma house. You ain't never
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: left the nest, so why I got to leave? Shit. No. Nah, baby.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: I'll tear this shit up. You got me messed up.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: No, but I don't.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Not the asshole, girl. Fuck him. Fuck him. And the
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: rabid-ass 12-year-old son, yeah. You aren't. Chucky-ass bitch. You're not wrong, yo.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Not Chucky, babe. This piss me off. Come on, Mr.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Chunky Man. Don't do that.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Mr.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Twinkie Man.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: I said Chunky Man, nigga. Don't call nobody else Chunky.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Like, you feel me?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a chunky but funky shit.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: Chunky and fine. Damn straight. Yeah, baby, you're not wrong
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: because that's bullshit.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Because who the fuck is he? Who the fuck is he? Like, bitch,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: you've only been here five minutes. You just got hip.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Telling me I need to pay for your raggedy ass
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: son's birthday party?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: Because you trying to fucking outdo his mama.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Boy, fuck you.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: So you want me to pad your ego because you
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: upset that she did the shit big. You don't want
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: to be the smaller parent. You already the smaller parent, bitch.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: That part.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: The fact that your son probably don't even live with you.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: He don't even respect you.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: He live with his mama and her boyfriend.
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: And that nigga probably a better father than you. He
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: probably the one that funded the whole birthday party.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Your feelings hurt. Nigga, fuck you and your feelings. How
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: about that? Take this little fake ass ring and get
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: the fuck on. Bye. All right, bye. Don't get.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: But I will say this.
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: I respect the mom for stepping up and standing up
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: for her daughter.
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because there's a lot of women out here who
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: would have been like, well, no. I haven't seen it
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: happen before. It's just one lady I follow on, I
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: can't think of her name right now. It's going to
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: come to me after the damn show over. I follow
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: her on TikTok and she always makes, she makes different
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: videos showing like, she do different skits. She'll do like
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: one from like the toxic pern or the mother who
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: chooses the boyfriend or the mother who doesn't, then she
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: did a different one where it was the mother didn't
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: choose the boyfriend and the boyfriend was like, are you serious?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, I'm serious. Get the fuck out of my house.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: You know what, I think, I do think.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: You know who I'm talking about. If you see it,
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: you'll know who I'm talking about.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: But I do think that, I do think that that
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: might have been, that might have been a disconnect to mom. And,
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: you know, with my growing up with mom, having the
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: stuff over, like, the way that he handled his kids.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Like, he couldn't, he couldn't do that with us.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: And he didn't like the fact that my mother gave us,
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: you know, my mother gave us a choice in how we,
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: or asked us, you know, actually cared about how we
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: felt about, like, how we felt about, even if we
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: was getting yelled at.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Like, she went to Brandon and was like, you mad
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: right now? And Brandon was like, yeah.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: She was like, oh, I mean, all right, you mad,
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: but you might be mad, but you still going to
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: do what I asked you to do.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: And he looked at her like, you asking him about
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: his feelings? She's like, yeah, because.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: He's a human being. Like, he has feelings.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: He has feelings.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, I don't give a fuck, but he
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: going on.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Like, I'm going to acknowledge his feelings, but he's still
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: going to do what I told him to do.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And we're going to have a problem.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like, yeah, that right there, yo, shout
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: out to the mother for actually, you know, for stepping
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: up for your daughter, yo, baby.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Because that, you're not wrong.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: You're not wrong, yo, and I don't care if you're
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: in a relationship.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Your kids are always going to come first.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Agreed. Shout out to mom. Because them niggas, if
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: y'all get divorced today or tomorrow, your children will still
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: be here. Mm-hmm.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: And the last thing you want to do is fuck
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: some shit up with your kid.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: And now that man leave you for another bitch and
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: then the kids don't want to talk to you sitting
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: in the house by yourself crocheting and knitting at 46.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Ha ha!
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: With like 12 cats and shit, bro. This shit piss
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: me off. Bitch got 18 cats and shit, bro. Like
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: you sitting here.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: And they're like, well, Miss Minnie needs her kibbles.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: It's time to get my butter pecan ice cream.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Yo, I fucking hate butter pecan.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Ice cream, yo. Oh, man. Anything else on?
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit. I might got one more for y'all. Let
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: me see what I got in my repertoire. I got
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: a fuckery story.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Y'all ready?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Here we go. Go ahead.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: We going over to Six Brown Chicks, Brandon's favorite thread,
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: even though he act like it ain't.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Don't let her lie to y'all. I work from home.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: I was in the middle of a teens meeting when
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: police beat on my door.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Damn. Damn. Damn.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Long story short, my living boyfriend committed financial crimes, running
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: scams from my home, using my computers, and using my
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: phone while I slept. He ordered expensive things, have them
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: delivered to my house, and then take them to my
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: cousin Helen's house. He wasn't home during the raid and
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: he's back with Helen. He left Helen for me back
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: in December. My bank account is frozen and I don't
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: have cash. I think they're trying to fire me at
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: work for something I didn't do. Please help me understand
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: how my boyfriend could ruin me like this and run
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: back to Helen. I feel like I'm under attack right
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: now and all I did was fall in love with
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: the wrong man. I can't believe he left me in
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: all this mess. How do I get him to explain
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: to the police that he committed the crime and not me?
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I know he didn't pretend to love me yesterday. What
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: we have is real. I think he's just scared of
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: the consequences.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: What to do?
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Baby, they set your dumb ass up. Him and Helen.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: They set you up. He don't give a fuck about you.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: He knew they was going to kick that door in.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: That's why he took his ass over Helen's house.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Kicking the door, waving the 4-4. All you heard was
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: probably don't hit me no more.
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: No, real shit. Yo, he set you up. Yo, he
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: set you up to be the scapegoat.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: He did. Him and Helen.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Helen was like my cousin, dumb.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: As shit, and she desperate for dick. Go over there
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: and use her. They set you up. Because why else
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: was he taking the shit back to Helen's house? They
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: set you up, bookie butt.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, that was a scenario. I thought you... I'm about
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: to say, Shawna, why you do that to that girl?
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't do that shit.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to leave and call mine. I didn't mess
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: with nobody.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Nobody. Nothing.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bullshit. Like, that is bullshit.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm sorry.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: I had to take the fucking headphones off of that
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: one because I ain't me in that. That's bullshit. Like, bitch,
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: you are the dummy.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: They set you up. They took all your shit.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: And I'm going to tell you, honestly... I was so
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: glad that it went that way because when you said
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: they took the computer, my mind instantly went to CP.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Same.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Same. The fuck? Same. I was like, wait a minute.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. Wait a minute.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: When I first saw the question and I started reading
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: up there, I said, this ain't going well.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, shit. This got that. That's for
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: you now. I was like, oh, Lord. All I heard
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: in my head was doom, doom, doom.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: Boom, boom.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I do the same thing.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: No, baby. You the dummy. You the dummy, and they
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: set you up, man. They set you up. Damn sure did, baby.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Every day we are. Every day a sucker is born.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: You that sucker.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: I know he did pretend to have feelings for me.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, he did. He went and asked us to do computers.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: The fact that.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: You started messing with him while he was with your
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: cousin showed your character.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: He was like, well, I got me a dumb broad. Yeah,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: he followed one of the... You can't help who you're following,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: just like you can't help who you spread your legs for.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: And you chose to sleep with that man knowing he
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: was with your cousin, or that person, because he a
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: dog-ass nigga, too.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Because you get in their head before you get in
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: their bed.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. These bitches is like buses.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: You miss one, the next 15, one coming.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Word, word, word. Word the big bird.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: But yeah, baby, you dumb as shit for that one.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Get a lawyer, sis.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: That's the only one.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: That's going to listen to you. So, we done showing? Okay.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Because that was some bullshit.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: It was. But, before we let y'all go, it's time
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: for birthday questions.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Ew, I ain't like that.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: He 40.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: He 40.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Well, Sean is 43, so, I mean, you know.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: First of all, bitch, suck my big toe.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Son of a bitch.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Ew.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: I am only three months older than you, whore. And
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: it ain't even a full three months.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I said.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. That's what I'm saying. 40 plus three, nigga, like.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: I know that hurt because he got a boy.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Exactly. I heard that.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. For y'all.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: I know we talked about it on the last one
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: about shaving the head and shit. I'm trying something different.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: His wife beat me to it because, you know, a
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: couple episodes ago I said, I'm just going to shave
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: his head.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: He needed to do it because his hairline was behind
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: his ears and he fucking was.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: I ain't had that genuine headline, nigga. Don't do that.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Don't forget to start with me, bitch. I didn't even
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: get enough of you.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: My shit was still the way it was. We was
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: going to have a nice.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: Little birthday moment. You had to go fuck it up.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Typical little brother. Annoying bastard.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Your.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Nope, never mind. Never mind. I ain't doing it.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: I ain't doing it because I ain't trying to hit
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: you no more.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: I'm good. Mm-hmm.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Because I was hitting the bar. You already knew where
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I was going with it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, Lord.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: They done gave me somebody who going to fuck my
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: water up.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I should have just went to the store.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: What? So, on birthday questions, whenever one of the hosts
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: has a birthday, we allow the other two hosts at
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: the table to ask them questions. So, since they are
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: talking now, Shawna, please ask that man a birthday question.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I don't see this. Anyway. Okay. I'm not getting in that.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Birthday question. Yeah, birthday question, Shawna. I don't remember. They're
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: going to fuck my order up. Am I looking?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: I am not involved in this.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Um, what did, what did year.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: 39 show you.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: That either prepared you for year 40 or.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Helped you set your goals for year 40?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: To be honest with you, I ain't really, like, you know, y'all,
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, y'all know, like, I just live, yo, I
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: just live.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Like, I saw some shit with the guy Willie from
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: College Hill. His son was saying that he afraid of
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: the future because he can't necessarily predict because you can't
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: predict it. He's also afraid of the past because when
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: he remembers certain shit, it fucks him up. So it
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: was like, yo, you stay in the present. And it's
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: like I've learned to actually stay in the present and
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: try to stay in that moment. I'm trying to stay
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: in the moment and live the moment because either way,
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: you know, it's fucked up either way you go.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Past fucked up, future fucked up.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: So, you know, all we got is the right now,
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: and I'm learning more about focusing on the right now
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: than some shit that I can, you know, some shit
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: that I try to predict or try to create that
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: can change in any way, shape, or form. So, I mean,
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: as far as, like, you know, I'll take whatever comes
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: with 40. You know what I mean?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, then.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: I be philosophizing. You know what I mean? Sometimes.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: But I am working on trying not to be as
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: judgmental when I see shit and when I see stupid shit.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: What, nigga?
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I know. I know.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Judgmental Virgo.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: It's not a, no, I think, I think it's more so, no,
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: but I think it's more so because I keep saying
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: all this shit when they talk about how Virgos be
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: trying to, like, control the situation or change, you know,
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: change people that we're doing, like, change people that we're
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: doing things. And it's like, yeah, sometimes I see this
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: shit happening and it's like, I try to say something.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: But I've learned to, you know, just let the shit
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: happen because... Niggas ain't gonna listen regardless. They gotta, you know,
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: they gotta have shit hit them in the face.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. So, yeah. Okay.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Aaron.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: B-Rain. You said Aaron? Mm-hmm.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: I was about to ask him something else.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. I can't remember. Go ahead. Oh, okay. God.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's special.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: What's something you want to accomplish in your fifth decade
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: of life, brother?
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Damn, my fifth decade.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Dang it.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I mean.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: I mean, because you got 1 to 10, and then
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: 10 to 20, and then 20 to 30.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: And then 30 to 40. 40 to 50.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: 40 to 50.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: So you're entering your fifth decade.
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: Honestly, yo, I think our last year together.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Has been amazing. I hate y'all. Like, nah, real shit.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Like, yo, our last year together has been fucking amazing.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: And we, I watched everybody grow. And that's, I mean,
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: more so, that's what I would like to see, just
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: to grow for everybody. I mean, everybody around me. And,
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: you know, staying positive. I don't want to see no negativity.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, if I can help it. Like,
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: you know, if y'all feeling some kind of way, I'm
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: going to fuck that shit up.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Y'all niggas ain't going to, because you ain't going to
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: be upset around me.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: The life is, you know, you ain't going to be
• 58:36
  Speaker 4: upset around me. Yo, our life is, our lives are special.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: We touched. You feel what I'm saying?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: Nah, but real shit, yo, look at me. But look
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: at this shit.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Like, even when you look at, like, TikTok and shit, and, like,
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: I'm sitting talking to Akita, like, Three hours. Like, over
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: a thousand people that are saying us cut the fuck
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: up and just do.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: What we do regularly.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: And we appreciate all y'all for it.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: And we ain't never, and the one thing that I
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: can say, we ain't never changed. We ain't never tried
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: to be like whoever, like whoever.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Before us. We are just us. And I appreciate y'all
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: for letting us be us.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. I mean, you know.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: And honestly, that's all I can. I mean, that's all.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: I'm thankful for that.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Like, I'm me.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: I'm my chaotic self, you know, chaotic, judgmental sometimes self.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: And y'all allow me to be me, and y'all are
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: okay with me being me.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Of course, brother.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: I like you sometimes.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I ain't talking about you.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Nigga, I ain't talking about y'all. I'm talking about them. Oh.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, fuck. I mean, y'all niggas stuck with me
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: for the life. Y'all stuck for life.
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: Say, I like you sometimes.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Fuck me. Every now and again. Bosshood. Thank you.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: You are.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: You cool.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Nah, but also thank you for.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Letting me be present with y'all.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you for letting me be present with y'all. Thank
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: you for letting me be.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: There for Trey as much as I can and all
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: But yeah, y'all are me. Pretty much all I got.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, nigga.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: It's so difficult to say farewell.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I love you too, nigga. Fuck you.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: All right, bye.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: We don't do the sappy shit. At least I don't care.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Anything else? Birthday boom? Nope.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: Let's get the fuck up. Let me get the fuck
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: up out of here.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm hungry.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: And I got to go get to the boy.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: So, y'all, happy 40th birthday, brother. We love you.
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  Speaker 3: Happy 19th to my baby.
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  Speaker 1: Happy wedding anniversary to you and the missus. Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that too. And to God's son.
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  Speaker 2: 15 fucking years.
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  Speaker 1: 15 years, yeah. And to God's son number one, who
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  Speaker 1: is at school having his best life. Happy 19th birthday.
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  Speaker 1: That was yesterday. The 8th.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Love you, boy.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking.
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  Speaker 3: My baby.
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  Speaker 1: He doing that Kamehameha. I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Anime girls over there on the campus. My baby. What now? Shh.
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  Speaker 1: If you have anything for us, feel free to send
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  Speaker 1: them our way at AskWandaPod at gmail.com. That's A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A-P-O-D at gmail.com.
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  Speaker 2: Out here hitting amputees and midgets.
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  Speaker 5: Aaron, I'm about to bang this shit up.
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  Speaker 1: You can find us all over the internet. I'm not
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: getting in that. We are on bluesky at wandapod.bsky.social. Facebook
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  Speaker 1: and YouTube at Wine and Audacity, the podcast. And Instagram, threads, TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: and X at wandapod underscore. Whatever site you're watching us at,
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  Speaker 1: be it YouTube, one of the social sites, go on
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  Speaker 1: there to wherever the links are in the bio. We
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  Speaker 1: got a link to you with everything there. And you
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  Speaker 1: can find us wherever you want to find us at. Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: And share.
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  Speaker 2: This shit.
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  Speaker 1: Do what he said.
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  Speaker 3: What he said.
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  Speaker 1: Keep going. Show you right.
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  Speaker 2: Keep going with that shit, bro. Too bad TikTok don't
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  Speaker 2: give us no fucking plaques.
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  Speaker 1: We do. We got like a million followers, though. But
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  Speaker 1: we on the way there.
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  Speaker 5: One day.
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  Speaker 1: We will. One day we'll be together. If you think
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: about it, before we started doing video episodes on TikTok,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: we only had like 400 followers. We're closing in about
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: maybe 11 months on close to 12,000. So the numbers
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  Speaker 1: is growing. It's going up. And we appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: As long as y'all love it, we're going.
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  Speaker 1: To keep doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Help us help y'all. Get y'all through y'all days, man.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're here for.
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  Speaker 3: That's what my mama says she do. Let's do it
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  Speaker 3: at work.
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  Speaker 5: We your cousins My bonus mama Your mama's The cousins
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  Speaker 5: that you cool with On your dad's side.
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  Speaker 4: That you wait for That you wait for to show
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  Speaker 4: up at Thanksgiving Your favorite.
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  Speaker 5: Cousin you waiting for Y'all gonna take that walk I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go on the cousin's walk I just stay in
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  Speaker 1: the house.
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  Speaker 3: Eating He be outside though Cause he be.
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  Speaker 4: Hot Don't worry You can come on the cousin's walk
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  Speaker 4: with me bro I'm going to give him.
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  Speaker 3: A little Jameson ginger ale, a little St. Germain's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You know, that's my drink. Hell yeah. I'm
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: going to indulge with it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, neither do I. You know, they won't let me.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I've never been there. I'm good. With that being said, y'all,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: we thank y'all for watching because we sitting here talking
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: about absolutely nothing. We'll see y'all next week. Bye. Bye.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Teddy's titty.
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  Speaker 2: Teddy's titty.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Teddy's titty. Teddy's titty. You don't need no teeth to
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  Speaker 1: eat my meats. Bye, y'all.