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DONKEY: Desmond Howard Brought The ‘Big Penix Energy’ To College Game Day · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Don't be out here acting like a donkey.
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  Speaker 2: He bitch, it's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm
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  Speaker 2: a big boy. I could take it if he feel
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  Speaker 2: I deserve it. Ain't no big deal.
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  Speaker 3: I know, Charlottage God is gonna have a funny slick
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  Speaker 3: sayut his mouth.
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  Speaker 2: You've gotta say something you may not agree with. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean I'm mean.
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  Speaker 3: I's getting that donk that donkey that don't don't don't
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  Speaker 3: jump hunk dunk.
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  Speaker 2: The other day right here, it's a breakfast club bitching.
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  Speaker 1: You can call me the donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 2: But like, oh my god, man, donkey of to day
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  Speaker 2: from Monday, October sixteenth goes to a man that I
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  Speaker 2: highly respect. I mean, it actually pains me to have
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  Speaker 2: to do this Donkey of the Day because I truly
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  Speaker 2: respect this brother, loved him since he played at the
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  Speaker 2: University of Michigan. If he was born in the nineteen
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  Speaker 2: hundred and seventies like I was. And you remember when
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  Speaker 2: he ran back a ninety three yard punt return for
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  Speaker 2: a touchdown against Ohio State and then he struck the
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  Speaker 2: now legendary Heisman polls. Yes, I'm talking about the great
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  Speaker 2: Desmond Howard dropping the clues bomb for Desmond Howard. I
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  Speaker 2: really love that brother man, love his wife, Rebecca. We
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  Speaker 2: worked together on the Finding to Meek, a project that
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  Speaker 2: is the project of about Rebecca's niece Tamiki Houston, who
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  Speaker 2: went missing in the early two thousands of Spartanburg, South Carolina.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you all this to let you know how
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  Speaker 2: much I respect Desmond Howard. Okay, I love and respect
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  Speaker 2: Desmond Howard more than anyone on college game Day clearly does. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: because you know Desmond works for ESPN College Game Day,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you see him every Saturday. And this weekend
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  Speaker 2: they were in Seattle for the Oregon versus Washington game,
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  Speaker 2: which featured two of the best quarterbacks in the country,
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  Speaker 2: Bo Knicks and Michael Phoenix Junior. Now Michael Poenix Junior
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  Speaker 2: plays for the Washington Huskies, and since the Huskies with
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  Speaker 2: a home team, Michael Poenix Junior got a special song
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  Speaker 2: written for him in his honor, performed by Desmond Howard.
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  Speaker 2: Can we hear this song? Please?
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  Speaker 4: Every time he takes the field, he's gonna bring that
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  Speaker 4: big Penis entergy. He's gonna bring that big pre this entergy.
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  Speaker 4: He's gonna bring that big entergy. That's not let's go baby, I've.
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  Speaker 2: Been pronouncing against Devan.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think you got it.
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  Speaker 2: Run Nah, that ain't hit y'all. Okay, Now I watch
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  Speaker 2: College Game Day. I don't know when they started making
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  Speaker 2: Desmond Howard breakout in the song okay, but for this
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  Speaker 2: occasion college game, they decided to have Desmond Howard do
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  Speaker 2: a custom song made okay, just for Michael Phoenix Junior.
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  Speaker 2: Can I hear just a chant one more time? Please?
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  Speaker 2: Please make Penis energy. I don't know who wrote that
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  Speaker 2: for Desmond Howard, but Desmond needs to go on strike
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  Speaker 2: against those writers. Okay, Desmond, I will organize a strike
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  Speaker 2: for you. You gotta walk out just to prove a point.
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  Speaker 2: Who's on the College Game Day team? Bruh. Somebody has
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  Speaker 2: to have the wear with all to simply say no,
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  Speaker 2: that's not a good idea. You have to know how
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  Speaker 2: that is going to come across from you start chanting
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  Speaker 2: big Phoenix energy on national TV. I don't follow the
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  Speaker 2: Washington Husky, so I had no idea who Michael Phoenix
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  Speaker 2: Junior was. So I'm sitting there wondering why is Desmond
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  Speaker 2: Howard on TV chatting about someone's big Penix Energy a right.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, kids are watching. Second of all, there's
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  Speaker 2: two things that may have happened here. You either have
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  Speaker 2: older people in the writer's room who are trying to
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  Speaker 2: sound cool and relate to the youngins that go to
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  Speaker 2: the college who are out there surrounding the college game
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  Speaker 2: they broadcast booth. Or you either have younger people in
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  Speaker 2: the writer's room telling Desmond this is how you relate
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  Speaker 2: to the younger audience. And I'm here to tell you
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  Speaker 2: that in either one of those scenarios, you're both from.
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  Speaker 2: Desmond Howard is Desmond Howard. Desmond don't need any gimmicks,
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  Speaker 2: all right, Desmond don't need any songs. He's a Super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl champion, Heidsman Trophy winner, he holds the NFL single
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  Speaker 2: season record for punt return yatage. He was named the
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  Speaker 2: MVP of the damn Super Bowl. Okay, all you gotta
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  Speaker 2: do is give him a microphone and let him do
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  Speaker 2: what he does best, and that's talk football. If you
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  Speaker 2: always gonna jump out the window and have him chant
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  Speaker 2: big Penix Energy Energy, you might as well have showed
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  Speaker 2: love to other members of the team like that. He's Dixon, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he gonna bring that big Dixon energy. Nahl right to watch.
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  Speaker 2: The Nucky's also got someone on their team named Dylan Johnson.
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  Speaker 2: We gonna bring that big Johnson energy. That don't shund
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  Speaker 2: right either. Huh, well, neither of this big Poenix energy energy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think I could say suck my Poenix
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. No, I couldn't. No, you sure. I
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  Speaker 2: don't think I could say get off my Poenix? Could
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  Speaker 2: I say you have poenix envy? Could I say tickle
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  Speaker 2: my Phoenix? People at radio stations all over the country
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  Speaker 2: are confused right now. They don't know whether to dump
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  Speaker 2: me or not. Because what matters more the word are
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  Speaker 2: the context. In this case, I probably would say both.
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  Speaker 2: When the word is that close to the forbidden word
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  Speaker 2: and you're using it in this context, nothing good can happen.
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  Speaker 2: What do coaches say to him? Imagine a coach saying, Poenix,
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  Speaker 2: you came hard, Poenix. I love seeing you come in
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  Speaker 2: the locker room. It excites me, Poenix, the way you
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  Speaker 2: found that hole in the zone coverage. Hey yo, listen man.
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  Speaker 2: Once again, I don't know what's worse, Okay, the word
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  Speaker 2: or the context. All I know is in this case.
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  Speaker 2: You're guaranteed to be donky today if you use it
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  Speaker 2: the way Desmond Howard used it, or the way they
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  Speaker 2: wrote it for him to be used. Desmond, please give
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  Speaker 2: Desmond Howard the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog.
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  Speaker 4: Of the day, the dogge.
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  Speaker 1: All the day. Well, how did Penis play over the weekend?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think Poenix might have put up
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  Speaker 2: some numbers. How did you do? What do you do, Mac?
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  Speaker 2: The Poenix put up any numbers? Let me see, Let
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  Speaker 2: me look and see what that's a good question. G
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  Speaker 2: hold on, let me see if he actually did bring
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  Speaker 2: that big Penis energy. Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: Say he's nice with the ball I heard.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. What would the status for Saturday?
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  Speaker 2: Who did they play podix for Loan? Oh? What his
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  Speaker 2: numbers were on Saturday? I gotta look that up. Somebody
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  Speaker 2: looked that up for me.
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  Speaker 1: What's phoenix number on this Jersey old.
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  Speaker 2: Saturday the fourteenth? Oh? He had twenty two no, thirty
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  Speaker 2: seven attempts, twenty two completions, three hundred and two yards.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, four touchdowns in the interception. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he played great, Oh he did good. Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, he.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely he bought the big Poenix eighty. He definitely did.
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  Speaker 1: He bawled out.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, he brought out alright, well, salute the penis and
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  Speaker 2: they won thirty six thirty three.
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  Speaker 3: Oh come, alright, well thank you for that, donkey. Today,
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  Speaker 3: be e T we'll see out them all. Piece b
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  Speaker 3: e T everybody else, let's open up the phone lines
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  Speaker 3: eight hundred five, eight five, one oh five to one. Now,
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  Speaker 3: Shannon Sharp and Ocho Sinker was having this conversation about
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  Speaker 3: the women in Oaha singles life and being able to
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  Speaker 3: poop and fart around him.
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  Speaker 2: See like going to the bathroom in front of a woman.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I don't do that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't play no hell now no, that's the number
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  Speaker 5: one that's listen. Let me tell you what my grandma
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  Speaker 5: told me. Now, baby, the minute she can use the
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  Speaker 5: bathroom either the door open, that's the one.
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  Speaker 2: She can't do that. Here.
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  Speaker 5: I knew she was the one when she fared in
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  Speaker 5: the front.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yoh yeah, oh yeah yeah. I broke up
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  Speaker 2: with together doing that.
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  Speaker 5: Man, stop playing you left for grupt for that.
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  Speaker 2: For God and two white men. I did the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: You tell me you got no, no, don't, I can't.
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  Speaker 5: She gotta get up, and she gotta get up and
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  Speaker 5: go out.
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  Speaker 2: Of the room. Disrespect man, stop playing. Okay, ain't no
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  Speaker 2: football to talk about, man, Shannon, ain't no football to talk.
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  Speaker 1: Pay Hey a lot to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's open up the phone lines eight hundred
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  Speaker 3: five eight five five one, Ladies, how long did it
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  Speaker 3: take for you to get comfortable farting in front of
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  Speaker 3: your man?
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  Speaker 2: Man? You should this should never be a reason to
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  Speaker 2: be farting in front of no goddamn body period. First
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  Speaker 2: of all, I don't fart in my clothes, And I
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  Speaker 2: then told you all that when a man farts in
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  Speaker 2: front of another man, that is just a primal way
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  Speaker 2: of flirting. I don't see any reason for you to
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  Speaker 2: be farting in front of nobody. Farting is like, that's
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  Speaker 2: some some stuff you supposed to keep to yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes you just can't though. Sometimes you got the
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  Speaker 3: bubble guts and your in a place in the car,
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  Speaker 3: and you might you might have to do. You might
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  Speaker 3: not hit the up, but you might hit the little
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  Speaker 3: solace sneaking. We all got control about bunce you.
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  Speaker 1: Hit the solnce sneaker. Sometimes you just gotta let.
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  Speaker 2: It go clothes.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lie.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you the truth.
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  Speaker 3: Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. How
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  Speaker 3: long did it take you to get comfortable farting in
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  Speaker 3: front of your man?
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  Speaker 1: And ladies?
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  Speaker 3: Are you comfortable farting or even using the bathroom in
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  Speaker 3: front of your man? Let's discuss for what eight hundred
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  Speaker 3: five eight.
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  Speaker 2: Five is why do you gotta do any of this
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  Speaker 2: in front of anybody? Even little kids when they got
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  Speaker 2: a poop at a certain age, they go walk off you,
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  Speaker 2: they go start walking off and hiding in certain places
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  Speaker 2: the handle of their business. So why are you doing
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  Speaker 2: it in front of people? Kids got the well with
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  Speaker 2: all to do that. Why are you doing it in
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  Speaker 2: front of people? It's natural, it's natural the poop in
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  Speaker 2: front of the it' naturally fart, it's naturally let your
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  Speaker 2: gases go, it's naturally custing. Discussed thes The reason people
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  Speaker 2: don't do that all the time. You might burn, you
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  Speaker 2: might burp in front of somebody. You ain't let out
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  Speaker 2: no ass gas just in front of nobody. It's just
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  Speaker 2: a little ass gas. It's not it's a little because
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  Speaker 2: somebody you got the bubble gus in this room. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to HL what're you gonna say. I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 2: that he farted on me, he farted on your she
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  Speaker 2: farted on me.
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  Speaker 3: Eight hundred five eight five on five wone's discussed It's
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