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Let's go to prison with Diddy · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: This is so cool.
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: You had talked about when you were a kid that they used to do this little thing at school where it was you had a calendar, Scott Free would pick a day that he thought that there would be the first sticking snow, and maybe on that day you wouldn't get homework.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_01: And then Susie Muck and Fuss, who sat next to you, she picked a different day, and then Tyler Jenkins behind you picked a different day, right?
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So my friend uh Amanda is a teacher locally here in Horseheads.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: She goes, We do this.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, this is great.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: And do a contest for the first snow day, too.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: She also said, uh, and uh between teachers?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Well, money as well when we do it between I love there's a betting game.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: I know that's great.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: That's so great.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: Would that be teacher kings instead of giraffe kings?
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes!
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, yes.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: That's great.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: Everybody, every teacher, I was just floating that out because I remember that as a kid.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_01: She came to the Dolly party on Friday.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_01: You probably met her and didn't even realize it.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: I probably met a lot of you and didn't realize it because you all look like Dolly Barton.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: True True.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't realize that I wanted to be in a prison cell with Diddy until now.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: This is the guy who had the freak-offs, the baby oil, all of that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now he's getting Hennessy in his prison cell.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to drink Hennessy.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: First of all, the thought of alcohol right now while I'm this sick makes me just want to vom.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_00: But besides that, a shot of whiskey might do you well.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_01: You know, everyone keeps saying that.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: They're like, hot toddy?
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: I no, no.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: I had one beer yesterday.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_01: Zach and I took a little walk.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: We were gonna get bacon from Butcher Sons.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: So we were like, we'll just walk down there.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: And then they've got this awesome patio.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: So hey, let's have a beer while we're here.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_01: And that was it for me.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just like now carry me home.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_01: I can't taste it well.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_01: It's just yeah, it's just not great.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, but besides Hennessy, he's getting massages.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Massages ain't cheap.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: He's well, he's got a cell.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's probably getting them from Bubba, the next cellmate over.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: I mean it's not exactly like calling up your massage therapist.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: He has fellow inmates who are cooking him meals, cleaning his room, scrubbing his shower.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, oh, you're right.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: It is the other inmates giving him massages.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Bubba's got a nice heavy hand.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want Bubba to give us I love a good hard massage.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_01: If Bubba can just give it to me good in the back and then he's be careful what you wish for.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: You got jail mail the other day with Bubba looking forward to that.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, he was.
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  SPEAKER_00: So listen, uh, here's the beautiful part about this.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: We we get accused all the time in the prison system.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: I I just said we like I'm involved in it.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_01: You are too dainty for that.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: That rehabilitation is really out the window.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: So you have to look at this.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: This is where Scott puts the uh the Scott spin on it.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_00: You have to look at this.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: Really, what Diddy's doing is a positive thing for that prison.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: He is actually giving training to people.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: Bubba is going to walk out of there now.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a Masseuse giving the certificate.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna get Michelin star chefs that are coming from this prison because they're cooking for Diddy.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, ironically, it took Diddy to get our prison system back on track and really rehabilitate.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think you're onto something.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I still stand by what I say because if it's Bubba, and Bubba has a hard time getting a job after he gets out of prison, you know.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_01: That's tough, yeah.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: If somebody will always stay connected to Bubba now.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_00: He'll just be like, yo, man, I'm coming over for a rub.
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  SPEAKER_01: Especially if he's got those soft hands.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Those baby oil hands.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, he's got soft hands.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well, if Diddy's got all that baby oil on hand, swollen thumb and I think he gets stuck somewhere, but that's here and where there.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 3:26
  unknown: What?
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's all.