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Boozin' in the Bayou feat. Francis Ellis - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 110 · Son of a Boy Dad

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Speaker 5: Oh alrighty, welcome back to Son of a Podcast today.
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Speaker 5: It is April seventeenth, it is Monday, it is three pm,
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Speaker 5: and we are here in the studio ready to just
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Speaker 5: have a good time.
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Speaker 1: Good time Central, good times galore.
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Speaker 5: Before we get into all that mean Roan, we got
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Speaker 5: a big show coming up this week. Oh my god.
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Speaker 1: We've been preparing though. Rehearsal being good, but some of
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Speaker 1: my choreography is a little bit slow.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're still working on all the dances.
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Speaker 1: Change. It's gonna be like a Bollywood movie exactly. It's
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Speaker 1: gonna be like some dog millionaire. Yeah, it's gonna be
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Speaker 1: like our r R.
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Speaker 5: They're thinking about moving us to the arena because we've
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Speaker 5: sold so many fucking tickets.
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Speaker 1: Have we sold tickets?
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Speaker 5: We've sold a decent amount, but but there's still there's
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Speaker 5: still a lot of tickets available.
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Speaker 6: Probably, like a.
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Speaker 1: I think that we should just let everybody who comes
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Speaker 1: get get a crack at it, just come up on stage,
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Speaker 1: have have them do some podcasting.
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Speaker 5: We'll just do like a kill Tony. But for podcasting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, my headphones are sounding weird. I'm just gonna get
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Speaker 1: rid of them. But yeah, it's gonna be fucking dope, dude.
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be just, it's gonna be zany man, it's
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Speaker 1: gonna be it's gonna be fun, wacky, slapstick, violent.
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Speaker 5: Violent, wacky sexual beers.
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Speaker 1: Show showing the props that we were working with.
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Speaker 5: Oh no, bro, save that for the show, for the show, dancing, magic, everything.
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Speaker 5: It's gonna be fun.
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Speaker 1: Cocktails, cocktails, burlesque dancer as Gerry Thornton's doing.
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Speaker 5: A special child molesting blog.
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Speaker 1: He's a dusting all one of his old favorites.
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Speaker 5: And that's Friday. That's this Friday. That's what the twenty
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Speaker 5: first as. On the twenty first at Cap City in Austin.
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Speaker 1: Where can people buy tickets tickets for that?
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Speaker 5: Just look up description. They'll be in the description or anywhere.
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Speaker 5: It's pretty easy to find. Just look up Son of
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Speaker 5: a Boy Dad cap City and it'll be the first
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Speaker 5: thing that comes up.
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Speaker 1: Are you doing other shit down there that weekend?
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Speaker 7: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I got a bunch of shows on what Nightsursday night, Thursday. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'll be down on Thursday. Okay, I'm gonna come to
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Speaker 1: one of your shows.
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Speaker 6: It's yeah, it's gonna be quick, but don't do.
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Speaker 1: Any of the same material that we're gonna do.
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course. Well I might test it out
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Speaker 5: on those crowds, but you're.
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Speaker 1: Gonna just do my part. Yeah yeah, read my lines.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I uh.
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Speaker 5: And then after that, me and Francis, who's gonna be
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Speaker 5: joining us, I think he will. We're gonna be in Cobbs,
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Speaker 5: San Francisco the weekend after that next weekend.
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Speaker 1: And that's it. Is that why he's coming in here?
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Speaker 1: Because you're having trouble selling tickets.
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Speaker 5: No, we're actually not having trouble selling tickets. It's just
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Speaker 5: a massive room. It's four hundred people.
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Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, that's ambitious as hell.
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Speaker 5: You've sold like a ship ton of tickets. Well, we
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Speaker 5: still need to sell a ship ton of tickets.
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Speaker 1: You will. We're gonna We're gonna have a fucking fun
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Speaker 1: ass episode, Yeah, curious as episode, and it's just gonna
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Speaker 1: gonna get the people in the doorway. I'm leaving Austin though,
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Speaker 1: the Saturday morning at like six am. Oka and I
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Speaker 1: left New Orleans this morning at like six am.
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Speaker 5: That's a power move. You're you're a morning flyer.
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Speaker 1: No, it's not a power move. It sucks so bad, dude,
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Speaker 1: I do that.
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Speaker 5: Too though back. Yeah, I would like if I go
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Speaker 5: visit one of my friends, I leave the morning before work,
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Speaker 5: try and get in.
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Speaker 1: Before but I should I should leave that night. I
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Speaker 1: should just like stay the whole day and just get
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Speaker 1: the last flight out of town that night instead of
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Speaker 1: just like hanging on.
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Speaker 6: How long af flight is that from New Orleans?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Two and a half three hours. That's not something similar
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Speaker 1: to auson, same same little section of the world.
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Speaker 5: Far, dude.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 5: I never expected to be that far.
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Speaker 1: It's a Texas a big you know that, Like West
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Speaker 1: Texas is closer to Japan than it is to the DC.
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Speaker 1: West Texas. It's fucking crazy.
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Speaker 5: That is crazy.
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Speaker 1: Texas is massive.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's huge.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't even make sense it is, dude. Look it
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Speaker 1: up on one of those goofy ass maps.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, goofy maps.
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Speaker 1: It truly is goofy as hell. Bro. Speaking of goofy
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Speaker 1: as hell, dude, I don't want to brag, but I
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Speaker 1: had fucking two breakfasts this morning. Really, what you have?
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Speaker 1: I get to the Delta lounge probably like fucking five
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Speaker 1: five point fifteen breakfast, omelet, sausage, potatoes, pineapples. I get
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Speaker 1: on the flight they upgrade me. I get another breakfast?
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Speaker 5: What you got id the first class?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and by eight o'clock I was eating second breakfast
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Speaker 1: of the day.
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Speaker 5: Dude with the reps on the plane, did you arms?
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Speaker 1: No, it was bro These first class breakfast that they
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Speaker 1: have are so fucking good. Francis will be able to
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Speaker 1: speak to this. There's no doubt in my mind. As
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Speaker 1: a fellow million miler. They serve me up like a
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Speaker 1: ham kiche with a fruit bowl and a croissant, a
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Speaker 1: warm croissant. It was fucking beautiful.
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Speaker 5: Which is that what happens when you have all those miles,
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Speaker 5: You just get upgraded all the time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they just grow you in first class. No one's
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Speaker 1: sitting here. You can get up here. Get a kiche
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Speaker 1: piping hot cubeam on top, drizzled.
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Speaker 5: With cube tam is nasty. This was gross as hell,
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Speaker 5: but they give you a capri son with it.
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Speaker 1: They made me eat my own like I could stack
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Speaker 1: my own cracker.
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Speaker 6: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I was crushing the mini Snickers with it. But it
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Speaker 1: was it was a lot of salt. Salt is the devil.
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Speaker 5: Salt's the devil. I've been off the salt home cooking.
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Speaker 5: You cook just eggs, eggs, No salt, no salt, no salt,
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Speaker 5: though you don't really need salt in the eggs. Uh,
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Speaker 5: it needs a pepper.
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Speaker 1: You definitely need. Bro, you you're white. No salt and
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Speaker 1: pepper don't count a seasoning. Brother, Well, I'm not putting.
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Speaker 5: What do you want me to put on my fucking
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Speaker 5: eggs hot sauce? I did put hot sauce on them.
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Speaker 1: Well, there's probably salt and hot so there's a lot
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Speaker 1: of sodium in it. But you're off the salt. Bro
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Speaker 1: just caught you offty.
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Speaker 5: Added salt, added salts.
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Speaker 1: Oh got you got you got you salt to taste.
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Speaker 5: I had a good ass meal last night, dude, Rice tomatoes.
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Speaker 1: Uh what that sounds like a poor Peruvian child?
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Speaker 5: Rice tomatoes, diced up, some bacon, a couple of eggs.
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Speaker 5: I had breakfast for dinner. But it was good as
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Speaker 5: fun with rice.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, rice is in the breakfast food. Why not? Just
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Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense?
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Speaker 5: Well, it's just a carb.
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Speaker 1: It was like, it's like how Ellie Schnitz said. She
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Speaker 1: said that there's what does she say? I know you
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Speaker 1: guys know this one. She said that some foods can
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Speaker 1: be dinner foods. Lunch foods can be dinner foods, but
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Speaker 1: dinner foods can never be lunch foods. Any food could
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Speaker 1: be a breakfast food. So I guess you're right by
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Speaker 1: Ellie Schnitt's tweet that she said.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I don't really that doesn't apply
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Speaker 5: to me. The foods that I'm eating, there's no category
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Speaker 5: for them.
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Speaker 1: Do you have muted bro?
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Speaker 5: No? I have I super follow her.
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Speaker 1: I pay you paid again it Well, you should have
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Speaker 1: had it memorized that. I don't think we're allowed to
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Speaker 1: talk about her. I don't care. Let's go through the
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Speaker 1: people that you had needed.
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Speaker 5: No, we already did that on the case race.
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Speaker 6: I uh, dude, my flight like you didn't say anything.
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Speaker 5: My flight back from uh from Nashville was a nightmare.
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Speaker 5: They were terrorists, terrorists up of course again, dude, today
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Speaker 5: we came over the thing and they were like the
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Speaker 5: they came over like the PA thing and they were like, guys,
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Speaker 5: no snacks or water on this flight. The pilot the palaces,
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Speaker 5: it's not safe for us to leave our flo leave
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Speaker 5: our seats. So he's got nothing. Long flight to two
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Speaker 5: hours and.
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Speaker 1: There wasn't They couldn't serve you for any of the.
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Speaker 5: Time we were getting that growing around bodied Yeah. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: and then I flew southwest. There, last row of the plane.
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Speaker 1: That's terrible. Why were you the last guy getting there? Yes,
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Speaker 1: last row, middle seat.
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Speaker 5: Last row. No, for some reason, the dude tho dude
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Speaker 5: just sitting in the middle seat. I think it was
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Speaker 5: with his girlfriend though.
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Speaker 1: That makes sense.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, close, Yeah, dude.
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Speaker 1: There's been a sonship shortage on the Delta flights. Dude,
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Speaker 1: I thought there was going to be a mutiny.
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Speaker 5: Dude. The sun chips that they give are insulting for
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Speaker 5: how much money those flights cost. It's like they put
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Speaker 5: one son chip in a bag and give it to you.
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Speaker 1: It's like the hot chips that you yeah, yeah, except
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Speaker 1: it's just one. Makes no sense, pretty mild sonship. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: but it's the most hotly sought after. Nobody wants the nuts.
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Speaker 1: Nobody wants the bisk off, Nobody wants the lemon fucking
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Speaker 1: cake whatever, Like.
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Speaker 5: Granola wants to snack mix.
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Speaker 1: No one wants that stupid shit. They want the fucking
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Speaker 1: and somehow the son chips are nowhere to be found.
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Speaker 1: It was like the baby formula shortage, and people are
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Speaker 1: just awarding sun chips, fucking stealing it, buying up all
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Speaker 1: the sun chips at the last second too.
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Speaker 5: When you fly Southwest, they don't have brands. It just
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Speaker 5: says snack, not kidding, like a future meal. Snack. Yeah,
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Speaker 5: fucking it was good. It was good snack, was it? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll take the best snack I ever had. Have
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Speaker 1: your snack and you'll fucking like it. Yeah, you're gonna
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Speaker 1: enjoy your snow.
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Speaker 5: Well.
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Speaker 1: Was it like a pub mix?
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Speaker 5: No, it's yeah, it was just chex mix. Fuck with
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Speaker 5: the pub mix. I fuck with the pub mix too.
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Speaker 1: Drinking a little bit of beer, have a little pub mix.
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Speaker 5: No, I'm not drinking on the plane. Really not a
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Speaker 5: plane drinker. I contemplated getting a uh because the Bloody
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Speaker 5: Marry mix on the plane. The V eight was free,
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Speaker 5: so I was like, oh, and then the vodka it
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Speaker 5: was only eight dollars. I was like, I coul get
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Speaker 5: a bloody man.
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Speaker 1: Was it V eight or was it bloody Marry mix?
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Speaker 1: Because I think there was bloody Oh yeah, Like if
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Speaker 1: you're actually mixing V eight to make a bloody Mary,
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Speaker 1: that's fucking disgusting.
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Speaker 5: Why it's like the same thing.
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Speaker 6: It's just it's like.
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Speaker 1: Salt free, and that's like the main ingredients that makes
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Speaker 1: it pala V eight.
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Speaker 5: V eight is not salt free.
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Speaker 1: It's low sodium for sure, Dude.
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Speaker 5: V eight is like nine hundred milligrams, so they probably
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Speaker 5: make low sodium V eight bro regular V eight is
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Speaker 5: like nine hundred to one thousand grams of sodium.
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Speaker 1: I had this exact conversation this past week. We were
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Speaker 1: doing a group roasting session of my mother in law
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Speaker 1: because she was fucking drinking it. You're literally drinking a
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Speaker 1: mother in law drink a bloody Mary with V eight.
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Speaker 1: We were flaming her like fucking eighty five souths. It
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Speaker 1: was like a DC you lost your vpe no my phone.
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Speaker 1: We were roasting her ass for the exact take that
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Speaker 1: you just had.
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Speaker 5: I think you can have a bloody Mary with just
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Speaker 5: vodka or with vodka and V eight.
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Speaker 1: No, it's gross, it's gross.
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Speaker 5: I got a damn good bloody Mary on Saturday.
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Speaker 1: No, you got the palette of a fucking mother in law.
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Speaker 5: No, I got a dam I gotta, I gotta.
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Speaker 1: She was wearing that same sweater too, come to think
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Speaker 1: of it, too far, Dude. I know you, I know
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Speaker 1: you tried to up after that fit off.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I didn't know if we were going to
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Speaker 5: have a rematch. If that's pretty hard to have a
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Speaker 5: rematch when I fucking smoked your ass last week by
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Speaker 5: what metric?
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Speaker 6: It's up, killer, how's it going, sir?
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Speaker 1: Good to see you, my dog, We got our baby. Fuck?
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Speaker 5: What's up? Hosts?
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Speaker 1: Don't you call me that?
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Speaker 6: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: You can whip his ass if you want to. Whoopull
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Speaker 1: SaaS ass. Yeah, whips sass is ass. We were just
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Speaker 1: talking about same France coming up? Oh yeah, by tickets.
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Speaker 1: It's gonna be fucking sick. Hell yeah, pack that bitch out. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: He was saying that, have you not been selling tickets?
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Speaker 5: I said, no, We've actually sold a ton of tickets.
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Speaker 5: We're doing a lot of more tickets, a massive There
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Speaker 5: so many tickets to three sold.
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Speaker 6: We're in good shape. But but yeah, go ahead and
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Speaker 6: go to Francis dot com slash shows for tickets.
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Speaker 1: Do you guys get the same split no matter who
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Speaker 1: buys the ticket?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, to the same ticket, like.
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Speaker 1: A promo code that you would get some more money.
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Speaker 5: I only we're also going to be in what's it
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Speaker 5: called Charleston.
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Speaker 6: Charlestown, West, Virginia at the Charlestown Races May twelfth, tickets
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Speaker 6: also at Francis Elles dot com, and we're gonna hang
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Speaker 6: out and play little blackjack with you guys after if
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Speaker 6: you're down to hang so serious.
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's like a penn thing.
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Speaker 1: Oh really? Oh yeah. I was about to say, how
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Speaker 1: are you guys going to Charleston.
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Speaker 6: Charlestown West the Hollywood you know at Charlestown Races, Because
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Speaker 6: there is.
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Speaker 1: Both there is a Charles Tinton and arl Town and
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Speaker 1: they're both in West Virginia and we've had rough and
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Speaker 1: rowdies at both of them, but they were like six
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Speaker 1: hours apart.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll be fun that one. The tickets are selling
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Speaker 5: pretty fast and there's only like ten thousand tickets available.
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Speaker 6: So yeah, big room.
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Speaker 1: It's uh, you're playing the race track.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, there, like we need to be outdoors for the Yeah.
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Speaker 1: A big ass circular track like the infield of the Preakness.
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Speaker 1: You're just playing from a bunch of drugs. That'll be
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Speaker 1: a blast. That's how did that come to be?
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Speaker 5: I'll pumped to do it to go to a casino.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we wanted to. We wanted to do a pen property,
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Speaker 6: and we got in touch with them and they got
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Speaker 6: in touch with us, and that was when we settled on.
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Speaker 6: And hopefully it's a good show and a good night
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Speaker 6: and we can kind of run it back again at
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Speaker 6: some of the other places, because that's like smart business move.
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Speaker 6: Like the checkout.
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Speaker 1: I just spit so much, did you see that?
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Speaker 6: No, I'm just laughing at the way that you just
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Speaker 6: say exactly the subtext of every.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I say the quiet part out loud.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's just something you could bring up in your
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Speaker 6: year in negotiations with Jay uh and Erica.
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Speaker 1: That's literally what I was thinking. I was like, Oh,
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Speaker 1: this is savvy. They'll make more money based off it.
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Speaker 1: I mean, no reason not to be transparent about it.
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Speaker 6: Maybe, well, I'm not.
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Speaker 5: Even getting They're just giving me a Dunk a Donuts
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Speaker 5: gift card. Francis is getting cash.
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Speaker 6: That's not so.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, they were like, hey, little boy, what do you need? Yeah,
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Speaker 5: you need give you an itune. How does iTunes gift
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Speaker 5: cards sound? Fifteen dollars.
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Speaker 6: I'm gonna get ten dollars in chips.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna flip you a fucking chip chip.
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Speaker 5: I'll get paid in chips and I'll put it all
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Speaker 5: on one thing.
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Speaker 1: Sas have you ever played blackjack and ship like that?
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Speaker 1: Have you ever been?
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Speaker 5: I've only paid what's it called? What is roulette?
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Speaker 1: Yes?
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Speaker 5: And that is fun.
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Speaker 1: You're autistic enough to count cards?
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Speaker 5: Nothing, let's not cards?
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Speaker 1: Is it? No for blackjack? If you tried blackjack?
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Speaker 5: Oh yeah no, I've never tried blackjack. I don't know
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Speaker 5: how to play it.
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Speaker 6: I can teach you.
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Speaker 5: I'm good. No, world, were on the roulette table?
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Speaker 6: We are going to play a black jack?
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Speaker 5: I don't want to. I want to play roulette.
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Speaker 1: You don't know you have to.
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Speaker 5: I know roulette, I know how to it. It's easy, but.
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Speaker 1: It'll be good to learn. You're going to take It's
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Speaker 1: like pool, You're going to take it for the rest
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Speaker 1: of your life. Yes, you could read that book.
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Speaker 6: You gotta know the book. Book says hit, book says stay.
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Speaker 6: Books says that is just like, do you which color
16:13
Speaker 6: do you like?
16:13
Speaker 5: Can I go that one? And they go, okay, that's
16:15
Speaker 5: your st the other side of one, here you go.
16:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to teach him.
16:22
Speaker 5: I know.
16:23
Speaker 1: I wish someone had taught me at twenty two. It's
16:26
Speaker 1: funny that you're twenty two now.
16:27
Speaker 6: You know what's crazy about the blackjack is that the
16:29
Speaker 6: dealer will tell you what what you're supposed to do. Yeah,
16:34
Speaker 6: technically they know the book, and.
16:35
Speaker 1: I've had a mistrusted them. I'm like, I'm not trusting you.
16:38
Speaker 1: You work for the fucking casino, I know. But they'll
16:40
Speaker 1: tell you the exact thing, and they'll get annoyed if
16:43
Speaker 1: you don't do it.
16:43
Speaker 5: I know, weighted dice.
16:45
Speaker 1: I know I thought that they were thought they like
16:47
Speaker 1: fooling me.
16:48
Speaker 6: There are no die in blackjack again, you're thinking of roulette.
16:52
Speaker 5: Oh I never stopped thinking. We're still talking about roulette.
16:57
Speaker 5: We got to ban you from on the table.
16:59
Speaker 6: Now, why did you guys start thinking of black blast.
17:03
Speaker 5: That we were all really into roulette.
17:05
Speaker 1: Let's call ahead to the casino and ban him from them.
17:08
Speaker 1: I think you could ban yourself from casinos. Oh yeah,
17:10
Speaker 1: my banned and they'll like have a picture of you
17:12
Speaker 1: up in there. Usually for problem gamblers, but I think
17:15
Speaker 1: that we should do that for you, just so you
17:17
Speaker 1: can't get on there. You were forced to learn.
17:18
Speaker 5: Blackjack, and why would I would know? I'm pumped to
17:20
Speaker 5: play roulette. They will have roulette there.
17:22
Speaker 6: Right, absolutely, yeah, if they have black jack there there,
17:25
Speaker 6: they'll have roulette.
17:26
Speaker 5: And those things are open till like a good am
17:29
Speaker 5: they never Oh yeah, yeah, we're gonna run it, and
17:31
Speaker 5: we're gonna run a deep. Well, we just got one
17:33
Speaker 5: show and number going straight to the casino. Oh yeah,
17:35
Speaker 5: that's gonna be fun.
17:36
Speaker 6: They gathered around. Yeah, come have some fun.
17:39
Speaker 1: How long are you guys saying out there?
17:40
Speaker 5: Just one day?
17:41
Speaker 6: One night, one show. Charlestown Race is May twelfth, Hollywood Casino.
17:46
Speaker 6: Tickets at Francis tell Us dot com. I say my
17:48
Speaker 6: name because he does, Well, you do have a website.
17:50
Speaker 5: Now that the worst watch website dot com?
17:54
Speaker 6: How meta, how wonderfully meta?
17:56
Speaker 1: That's great, the worst u r L that exists, the shittiest.
18:00
Speaker 5: I think it's great, and it's that everyone talks about
18:02
Speaker 5: how bad it is and then they go on the website.
18:03
Speaker 1: That's me helping you make the website good by talking.
18:05
Speaker 5: To No everyone's always bringing up squatch website. No one's
18:09
Speaker 5: remembering other people's website names. Everyone knows mine because it's.
18:11
Speaker 1: Weird felt com. I remember that right away. Not the same,
18:15
Speaker 1: not the same, rolls off the tone.
18:17
Speaker 5: My website's good too, It's a good website.
18:19
Speaker 1: Strong does look good because you web designed it.
18:22
Speaker 5: Yeah, we crashed the other day though. HQ went down.
18:27
Speaker 6: Too much traff simultaneous sales, someone selected the same seats.
18:34
Speaker 6: What the fuck do we do?
18:37
Speaker 5: America Sasquatch Touring Company. HQ was in shambles.
18:40
Speaker 6: Did you did you talk already about New Orleans?
18:43
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't said a word about it.
18:45
Speaker 5: We talked about the flight. That was it.
18:47
Speaker 6: I'm really eager to hear what were you doing down there?
18:50
Speaker 1: I went down there to go see a Tyler Childer's concert,
18:53
Speaker 1: and it was supposed to be me and my wife,
18:55
Speaker 1: and then my wife invited three of her friends and
19:00
Speaker 1: one of their new boyfriends who had never met before.
19:03
Speaker 1: He was great. We didn't go to the Tyler Children's concert,
19:06
Speaker 1: Oh wow? And instead we went on a fanboat through
19:10
Speaker 1: a lightning storm.
19:11
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's all that. That was crazy.
19:15
Speaker 1: It was the most diametric opposite of the fun time
19:18
Speaker 1: that I thought that I was going to having. And
19:20
Speaker 1: we're like leaned over on a fan boat going sixty
19:24
Speaker 1: miles an hour as wind pelts our faces like buck
19:27
Speaker 1: shot fucking destroying us, like we're getting shot in the
19:31
Speaker 1: face as lightning like goes off in the background, while
19:35
Speaker 1: like some Cajun seventh generation swamp persons.
19:39
Speaker 9: Like we really should get out of here. We really
19:42
Speaker 9: got to get back to to Bayou. He was like,
19:45
Speaker 9: it was, uh, is it the whole time you were
19:48
Speaker 9: down there? Uh no, just while we were outside on
19:51
Speaker 9: this boat. It was like perfectly, Sonny.
19:53
Speaker 1: As soon as we got back and there was a
19:56
Speaker 1: guy down there, there was a couple bachelor parties, and
19:58
Speaker 1: uh there was a guy on a back her party.
20:00
Speaker 1: He was like like rowan like soun of a boy dad.
20:03
Speaker 1: He was wearing a hippo Moo Donnie shirt or he's like,
20:06
Speaker 1: did you make it to the Chyler Childern's concert? And
20:08
Speaker 1: I was standing next to my wife. I was like, no,
20:10
Speaker 1: I didn't make it. What the hell was her problem?
20:13
Speaker 1: And he was that series He wasn't.
20:14
Speaker 6: Even like you said that about her?
20:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it maybe not the exact words, what the
20:18
Speaker 1: hell her problem? But like he was like, She's like,
20:20
Speaker 1: what's going on with her? Like it was? It was.
20:24
Speaker 1: It really got out there that like she prevented me
20:27
Speaker 1: from going to this concert, and she was like pissed.
20:29
Speaker 1: She was like, you're making me sound like a bad person.
20:31
Speaker 6: Yeah. I mean if it hadn't been, then this would
20:34
Speaker 6: certainly do it.
20:34
Speaker 1: Yes, people are like coming up to her being like,
20:36
Speaker 1: why'd you ruin his good time?
20:38
Speaker 6: Well, I'm curious how how things changed so dramatically if
20:45
Speaker 6: you had such a resolute plan and tickets and a
20:48
Speaker 6: very specific reason for going down there.
20:50
Speaker 1: I got steamrolled. I'm down for a good time, and
20:55
Speaker 1: I love New Orleans. I think New Orleans has he's
20:57
Speaker 1: always been like second home too. I honestly would move there,
21:01
Speaker 1: just like one of the cities that I think is
21:03
Speaker 1: the most magical cities in the world. It's like a
21:05
Speaker 1: different country. It's so walkable, there's interesting stuff around every corner.
21:10
Speaker 1: So I was cool doing whatever the fuck ever, but
21:14
Speaker 1: my my, my wants and wishes got thrown out the window.
21:18
Speaker 1: I've done like food tours of New Orleans. I was like, hey,
21:20
Speaker 1: there's a good place that we could maybe go. They're like, no,
21:22
Speaker 1: we have reservations.
21:25
Speaker 5: Part of And was it the new boyfriend he was
21:28
Speaker 5: running the show?
21:28
Speaker 1: No, not even, no, not even he was down for
21:33
Speaker 1: the calls. It was just the ladies that were fucking
21:35
Speaker 1: steam rolling us. But I did get I got drunker
21:39
Speaker 1: than I've than my wife has ever seen me in
21:41
Speaker 1: my life on Friday night?
21:42
Speaker 6: Was that out of some sense of rebellion?
21:45
Speaker 3: Uh?
21:46
Speaker 1: Maybe like you're gonna babysit me, bitch, Yeah.
21:50
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, you're gonna take thee Tyler Children's concert away.
21:53
Speaker 6: I'm gonna ruin every and I'm blind. Good luck carrying
21:58
Speaker 6: me home? And I did.
21:59
Speaker 1: I we went to an absence bar and they like
22:02
Speaker 1: they're like, at first, I thought absence was fake. I
22:05
Speaker 1: thought it was just like a joke, like a gimmicky
22:07
Speaker 1: thing or something, and like they all like took a
22:10
Speaker 1: sip of it, and I thought it was a shot.
22:12
Speaker 1: So the first one I ripped, they all like took
22:13
Speaker 1: a small sip and they were all disgusted. But it
22:16
Speaker 1: was like seven absence drinks. I'm like, we're not wasting these.
22:19
Speaker 1: I poured them all into one cup and I drank.
22:24
Speaker 6: Holy shit.
22:24
Speaker 1: I didn't know what's in absence, but they were like
22:27
Speaker 1: it looked like there was like egg white membrane.
22:30
Speaker 6: Don't you pour water in it and it becomes sort
22:32
Speaker 6: of a milky white.
22:33
Speaker 1: It was a milky white and it was it was foul,
22:37
Speaker 1: and I drank so much of it and I just
22:40
Speaker 1: was the worst. There's a video that I put up
22:43
Speaker 1: on my Instagram or on my Twitter, and I was
22:47
Speaker 1: just like the whole night, I was like like gassing
22:50
Speaker 1: up the band, and then I was just like look
22:52
Speaker 1: at my hands as if I was making them play good,
22:55
Speaker 1: and then going back to fucking like I don't know
22:57
Speaker 1: what I was seeing in my hands. And people today
23:00
Speaker 1: have been like, were you hallucinating? Did the absence make
23:02
Speaker 1: you hallucinate? And I don't even know. I don't remember
23:06
Speaker 1: a stitch of it.
23:07
Speaker 5: Is that what it does?
23:08
Speaker 6: It makes you.
23:08
Speaker 5: It's like a drunk.
23:09
Speaker 6: I think I think there was an absence that used
23:12
Speaker 6: to have hallucinogenic properties, right, I thought they outlawed that
23:17
Speaker 6: or something. It was like a rouge you see, like
23:19
Speaker 6: a fucking green ferry.
23:21
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, you see some weird shit, but like it
23:24
Speaker 1: just didn't exist. And like at some point my wife
23:27
Speaker 1: was like, I need to take you home, so she
23:29
Speaker 1: like piled me into a cab and she said that.
23:32
Speaker 1: I was like, I like brought a beer into the
23:34
Speaker 1: cab and like passed out drinking. But as I passed out,
23:38
Speaker 1: like the beer fell over and that woke me up.
23:41
Speaker 1: And she said. I just grabbed up the beer and
23:43
Speaker 1: looked at her, and I was just like, guys like us, Wait.
23:52
Speaker 5: So it wasn't green. The absence wasn't green.
23:55
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't green.
23:55
Speaker 6: So that's it may have been when you pour water
23:58
Speaker 6: in it. It used to be green and then it
24:00
Speaker 6: turns white.
24:01
Speaker 5: It turned was the hallucination stuff.
24:04
Speaker 1: I was like, guys like us chugged the beer and
24:08
Speaker 1: then just passed out of it.
24:10
Speaker 10: It was.
24:12
Speaker 6: I gotta say, I really liked the speed you're operating
24:15
Speaker 6: out these days. Yeah, because we went out last week
24:18
Speaker 6: and you and I we're having a time. Yeah, I
24:21
Speaker 6: was there with you. I was doing that.
24:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got bombed. We got bombed for whatever sasage birthday.
24:26
Speaker 6: Birthday that was uh maybe that Wednesday.
24:30
Speaker 1: That was last week, last week.
24:32
Speaker 5: No, it wasn't last week. It wasn't last week.
24:33
Speaker 1: I went, but I went when I went over your
24:36
Speaker 1: house last week.
24:37
Speaker 6: Oh so and we drank it, Yeah we did, but
24:41
Speaker 6: we didn't do we didn't get to. But but but
24:45
Speaker 6: going back to hair Ball's birthday.
24:46
Speaker 1: That was a blast.
24:47
Speaker 6: And you you you kept handing me, You kept handing
24:52
Speaker 6: me a week pen and saying, take a whack of that,
24:55
Speaker 6: take a whack of that.
24:56
Speaker 5: She kept on being like can you go up drunk?
24:58
Speaker 5: And you're like yeah, but like if I got it,
25:00
Speaker 5: really fux me up. And then he would just slide
25:02
Speaker 5: you over there.
25:02
Speaker 4: Yeah.
25:02
Speaker 6: But two shows, I only started hitting that after I
25:06
Speaker 6: had finished. I didn't hit that until I had finished
25:09
Speaker 6: my spot.
25:10
Speaker 1: I was the devil on your shoulder.
25:11
Speaker 6: You and yeah and you were we were whacking it around.
25:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, we were fucking whacking that thing, dude.
25:20
Speaker 5: And then Rome was like, I'm gonna go buy another
25:22
Speaker 5: weed pen and he just wanders off for like an
25:24
Speaker 5: hour and a half and he comes back. He's like,
25:25
Speaker 5: I didn't have my wallet.
25:27
Speaker 6: I don't know when I came back, and I think
25:29
Speaker 6: you I think.
25:29
Speaker 5: He walked back to Brooklyn where he usually buys his
25:32
Speaker 5: week where I came to the stand on credit.
25:36
Speaker 1: Checked my home for my wallet. It wasn't there. But dude,
25:40
Speaker 1: I haven't. I've been at a I've been at a
25:42
Speaker 1: high pace. I've been ever since the weather and then
25:46
Speaker 1: I do dying and I was like, I have I
25:52
Speaker 1: realized how much responsibility it is to have a dog,
25:55
Speaker 1: and it's like, damn, I've been wasting my lack of responsibility. Yeah,
25:59
Speaker 1: like I've no responsibilities. I go get I can go
26:02
Speaker 1: out and get ship faced. I can go to New Orleans.
26:03
Speaker 1: I don't worry about a fucking dog sitter, go to
26:06
Speaker 1: Francis's house and have some drinks. I go out for
26:08
Speaker 1: Sass Birthday and fucking get bombed.
26:10
Speaker 5: I mean fucked up this weekend.
26:12
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm jealous. You guys are going down blitzed this
26:17
Speaker 6: year again. Yeah, it's so fun to get fucked up.
26:21
Speaker 5: It's fun when you go out and you're like, we're
26:22
Speaker 5: getting fun you're yeah, you have.
26:24
Speaker 6: That's when it's fun because then it doesn't surprise you
26:26
Speaker 6: and you don't wake up you wake up hungover, but
26:28
Speaker 6: you you know it's gonna hap.
26:29
Speaker 5: We were taking like Jamison shots, yes, ripping beers.
26:33
Speaker 1: Yes, it's so fun. It's awesome to end. If I
26:36
Speaker 1: didn't if it wasn't unhealthy, and if I didn't get
26:39
Speaker 1: hungover and stuff like that, if it was like terrible
26:41
Speaker 1: for your body, I would do it every day I
26:45
Speaker 1: fucking year. You know, it's such a blast. It's just
26:48
Speaker 1: so fun, and we're just in such a great position
26:50
Speaker 1: where we can just do that. This job is a joke.
26:55
Speaker 1: We could get balled on a Wednesday night, dude.
26:57
Speaker 6: And it's not gonna be like, oh my god, like
26:59
Speaker 6: you're trying to do these reports like you saw you
27:03
Speaker 6: logged into your Bloomberg portal.
27:09
Speaker 1: I don't know.
27:10
Speaker 6: It's not even like those days of your eyes are
27:13
Speaker 6: just like you can't even blink because they're so fucking bloodshot. Exactly.
27:18
Speaker 1: Some day SaaS doesn't even come in.
27:22
Speaker 6: It's not that like once it's fine.
27:25
Speaker 1: And you know what, dude, it doesn't matter you work
27:28
Speaker 1: on the weekends. It doesn't matter it's awesome. We should be.
27:31
Speaker 1: We should be.
27:32
Speaker 6: I want to. I'm here almost every day.
27:35
Speaker 1: I know.
27:35
Speaker 5: I want that on the record. It's not like I'm
27:38
Speaker 5: just like getting sucked up every day and be like
27:40
Speaker 5: I'm gonna skip tomorrow.
27:41
Speaker 1: I'm in the same boat, bro, it doesn't matter.
27:44
Speaker 6: Remember when you remember when we we went to your birthday? Yeah,
27:48
Speaker 6: and you didn't come in the next day. Do you
27:51
Speaker 6: know what the word for that is? Conspicuous? No, I
27:54
Speaker 6: was moving because absence was conspicuous.
27:57
Speaker 1: Today you got a muscle in.
27:59
Speaker 5: You have to.
28:01
Speaker 6: Day after your birthday is number one most important day
28:04
Speaker 6: to go to work.
28:05
Speaker 5: Hell, no, you go over like.
28:07
Speaker 1: You can just muscle in. You'll get the credit for
28:09
Speaker 1: coming in. You're not in, it'll take away credit. Well, FaceTime,
28:13
Speaker 1: we FaceTime it was so. It was so you should
28:16
Speaker 1: have another birthday.
28:17
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't need another one. We technically I had
28:20
Speaker 5: another one for the case race.
28:22
Speaker 6: Oh, next year we could have a joint birthday because
28:24
Speaker 6: we're only a week apart.
28:25
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should do that.
28:26
Speaker 1: Do a co birthday, guys, I hate to break this year.
28:29
Speaker 1: My birthday is and eight days Yeah.
28:31
Speaker 6: Oh damn, wait are you what are you? Are you
28:36
Speaker 6: in aries uh no, I'm straight. Yeah, I mean you're
28:42
Speaker 6: aries right.
28:43
Speaker 1: I think metaurus.
28:44
Speaker 6: I don't know when they're starting in. It would be
28:48
Speaker 6: cool if all of us were to say one.
28:50
Speaker 1: Yes, it would and it would explain a lot.
28:52
Speaker 5: Yeah, or it won't.
28:54
Speaker 1: Situation.
28:57
Speaker 5: Well, we'll do something this weekend for your birthday.
28:59
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to Uh well, I guess we're going
29:02
Speaker 1: to to Texas. Let's do something during the week next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
29:06
Speaker 1: stealing time you're expected to get fucked up on the weekends.
29:09
Speaker 1: Getting sucked up during the week is robbery. It's a
29:11
Speaker 1: theft of.
29:12
Speaker 6: Way more fun.
29:13
Speaker 5: It's extra way more fun. I get fucked up during
29:15
Speaker 5: the week.
29:15
Speaker 6: I got a really good restaurant recommendation for you guys
29:18
Speaker 6: in Austin.
29:19
Speaker 5: Oh, we should go back to that steakhouse for Rohon's
29:21
Speaker 5: birthday for Charles. Yeah, it was fun as hell.
29:24
Speaker 6: We could try a different one.
29:25
Speaker 5: Hell no, I want to do the same exactly.
29:27
Speaker 6: We can rip that again.
29:28
Speaker 1: No, it's not as fun when you don't.
29:30
Speaker 5: You don't get decided. It's a surprise. I get to decide,
29:33
Speaker 5: all right, all right, all right, and I want to
29:35
Speaker 5: go to four Charles again.
29:36
Speaker 6: Dude, what was the much for the surprise?
29:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not a surprise. What was the restaurant that
29:43
Speaker 1: you recommended? It? Off?
29:44
Speaker 6: Swear tay swear.
29:47
Speaker 1: Like luck? Is that what that means? I think of that.
29:50
Speaker 6: Let me tell you this place is amazing. They've got
29:53
Speaker 6: the best taco, some really fun they've got sort of
29:56
Speaker 6: I think they've got a Wago taco. They've got some
30:00
Speaker 6: really good stuff, awesome cocktails, an incredible mezcal selection.
30:05
Speaker 1: I love.
30:06
Speaker 6: It's really high end, like you know, thoughtful, I guess
30:10
Speaker 6: Mexican food or and it's worth going to just what
30:14
Speaker 6: you'll do because you guys all have shows, right, Yeah,
30:16
Speaker 6: a bunch of shows. How many shows do you have?
30:18
Speaker 6: Run's got like fifteen runs in spots.
30:22
Speaker 1: No, we literally have one show. We have one live
30:26
Speaker 1: podcast that we like, I have Where is it?
30:29
Speaker 6: What room is it in?
30:29
Speaker 5: Doing cap City?
30:30
Speaker 1: Oh sick?
30:31
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're doing cap City and then you have shows
30:34
Speaker 6: throughout the week.
30:35
Speaker 1: Yeah?
30:35
Speaker 6: Are you going on the same day he's going.
30:37
Speaker 1: I'm going Thursday and coming back Saturday.
30:39
Speaker 5: Now I'm going Wednesday, come back Sunday.
30:41
Speaker 6: So what you got to do is early on Friday.
30:44
Speaker 6: I'm talking early because the place is tough. You got
30:46
Speaker 6: to go early, right, but you can probably both try
30:48
Speaker 6: to sit at the bar, but go at like four
30:50
Speaker 6: thirty five o'clock and go to swear Tay saddle up partner,
30:54
Speaker 6: Yeah and fire it back. Yes, is your show on Friday? Yes,
30:58
Speaker 6: we should just do that. Just go right before the
31:00
Speaker 6: show and you'll be You'll be there for an hour
31:02
Speaker 6: and a half whatever and have a great time. Buzz
31:05
Speaker 6: buzz telling you it's awesome. The food is incredible, Yes, incredible.
31:10
Speaker 1: Yes to talk to me nice. I fucking love a
31:14
Speaker 1: good ass restaurant. I'm a little fucking foodie.
31:18
Speaker 6: Ye, me too, I am.
31:19
Speaker 1: And I feel like people talk throw around that term shamefully.
31:22
Speaker 5: No, you're definitely a food pejoratively.
31:25
Speaker 1: They think about it like it's a negative. Why why
31:27
Speaker 1: would it be negative to go out and find good food?
31:32
Speaker 6: What's that?
31:32
Speaker 1: What's the negative connotation? Where does it come from?
31:34
Speaker 6: It it fits well? I think I think it's it's
31:38
Speaker 6: people who glom onto the idea that that they have
31:42
Speaker 6: elevated taste because they like going to nice restaurants, when
31:47
Speaker 6: it's like, well, everyone likes going to nice restaurants.
31:50
Speaker 1: I don't think they do.
31:51
Speaker 6: Most people don't make it a piece of their identity. Yeah,
31:55
Speaker 6: to call oneself a foodie, it's to me, it's like saying,
31:59
Speaker 6: you know, I'm a sexy. I consider myself a bit
32:06
Speaker 6: of a sexy because I like fucking people. Yeah, it's like, well, dude,
32:12
Speaker 6: everybody everybody does, and you know that you don't call
32:16
Speaker 6: you it's weird.
32:17
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:17
Speaker 5: Yeah, but there's a lot of people that don't like
32:19
Speaker 5: food like that. Like, I'm not really I wouldn't call
32:22
Speaker 5: myself a foodie by any means, like as long as
32:23
Speaker 5: I have, Like, I'm more of like food is fuel
32:26
Speaker 5: kind of guy.
32:26
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you just said you loved for Charles Prime
32:29
Speaker 6: rep well that, yeah, I like steak, so then you're
32:32
Speaker 6: a steaky Yeah, but I think a lot of people
32:35
Speaker 6: like stick. I don't think liking steak makes you a foodie. Yeah.
32:37
Speaker 6: But but if you started telling people I'm a big
32:39
Speaker 6: steak guy, I'm a steaky and then you started sort
32:41
Speaker 6: of ranking you had favorite steak places, and it was
32:45
Speaker 6: how you kind of you built your week around.
32:47
Speaker 5: My favorite place, my house. I make a damn good steak,
32:51
Speaker 5: do you, Yeah, no way, yes, I do.
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Speaker 6: Hey, I make a grip.
33:25
Speaker 1: Me and Francis over to have steaks.
33:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, come over, you make couch, will be there. Catch
33:28
Speaker 5: gets here tomorrow. We can all sit on the couch.
33:32
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, serve it out of the pan.
33:37
Speaker 5: I don't know if I can make steaks at my
33:38
Speaker 5: new apartment because it's like an electric stovetop, so it's
33:41
Speaker 5: kind of hard to huge the temperature.
33:42
Speaker 6: You can know.
33:43
Speaker 7: Have you been back to your old place since you moved.
33:46
Speaker 10: No, I'm gonna go back tomorrow. I went to We
33:48
Speaker 10: had shopping to it and it was just me and
33:50
Speaker 10: Jack out of everybody. At the end of the day,
33:52
Speaker 10: had a bunch of bags and we're like, dude, I
33:54
Speaker 10: don't bring these to the bar. And we were by
33:56
Speaker 10: your old place.
33:56
Speaker 7: Yeah, the door is never locked.
33:58
Speaker 6: So we walked up to you.
34:00
Speaker 7: Guys place, there's just no one in there because dudes
34:01
Speaker 7: moved out there. No lights just.
34:06
Speaker 5: It was like is there like mice everywhere?
34:08
Speaker 7: No, just trash, like no lights on.
34:09
Speaker 10: It was like the saddest that we got in there,
34:12
Speaker 10: dropped the bags, like, yo, I just feel uncomfortable.
34:14
Speaker 5: How did you guys get in? It's never locked, bro,
34:17
Speaker 5: but you go, howd you get into the I got
34:18
Speaker 5: to address. Yeah, I gotta go, and I gotta figure
34:21
Speaker 5: how many get there. It wasn't it wasn't like even downstairs.
34:25
Speaker 7: Just walked in, but like it was a definition of
34:28
Speaker 7: cracked in like heroin no les.
34:31
Speaker 6: I was just like, wow, this is I got to
34:33
Speaker 6: go there today.
34:34
Speaker 7: Yeah, I need to get my from Yeah that's how
34:36
Speaker 7: you lived though, dude.
34:38
Speaker 6: It's just it was such a depress.
34:40
Speaker 7: Put it all on this like super perspective because I'm like, whoa,
34:43
Speaker 7: I do expected like this?
34:45
Speaker 5: There's no natural sunlight?
34:47
Speaker 7: Yeah, because I didn't realize that either because you dudes
34:49
Speaker 7: to call the lamps.
34:50
Speaker 5: Yeah no, there's literally no natural sunlight in that entire
34:53
Speaker 5: apartment for the bedrooms.
34:56
Speaker 1: You gotta live better, live better in this new apartment.
34:59
Speaker 5: I'm living kill in my apartment right.
35:00
Speaker 6: Now, are you?
35:01
Speaker 5: Yes?
35:02
Speaker 6: He called me, and he was very troubled by the
35:05
Speaker 6: fact that there was a broker fee. He'd never he
35:08
Speaker 6: didn't think that was the real.
35:10
Speaker 1: Thing, or you just got to find that out beforehand
35:12
Speaker 1: and avoid people who have the fee. Yeah, but he
35:15
Speaker 1: he thought that they were robbing him.
35:16
Speaker 5: No. I was just like, is this normal? I was like,
35:18
Speaker 5: I'm fine paying it, but it's normal because I've had
35:21
Speaker 5: This is my fourth apartment in New York. I've never
35:22
Speaker 5: had to pay a broker street before.
35:24
Speaker 6: How long have you lived in New York?
35:25
Speaker 5: Four or three years?
35:27
Speaker 6: Three years? Yeah, this is apartment number four.
35:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I the first lease I had was a
35:30
Speaker 5: sub I was sub leasing.
35:32
Speaker 1: Ah. He didn't know if it was for him. God.
35:34
Speaker 5: So I was only there for like five months.
35:36
Speaker 1: That's cool. Sas was going to go back to school
35:39
Speaker 1: until I was like, just do no work here.
35:44
Speaker 5: It wasn't it wasn't. It was like they were going
35:46
Speaker 5: to fire me, I think, and my parents were like,
35:48
Speaker 5: what are you doing? You got to go back to school.
35:49
Speaker 5: This isn't going to work out.
35:50
Speaker 1: And then we started the biggest podcast in the world
35:53
Speaker 1: in the world, and that became the biggest podcast in
35:56
Speaker 1: the fucking world. Speaking of we gotta fucking check in
35:59
Speaker 1: when we get to Austin and with ROGI.
36:01
Speaker 5: Yeah, we should go to the mother ship.
36:03
Speaker 6: We're past there.
36:04
Speaker 1: That's so fucking what. What's it like? I heard it's
36:06
Speaker 1: fucking packed every night, is it?
36:08
Speaker 5: Yeah? I feel like you haven't really talked about it anywhere,
36:11
Speaker 5: have I not? I don't think so. I haven't heard
36:12
Speaker 5: you talk about it. Spill.
36:16
Speaker 6: I think I did a little bit.
36:17
Speaker 5: Spill, spill, bitch.
36:20
Speaker 6: It's amazing. It's intense. Uh, it's intimidating to be a
36:25
Speaker 6: fly on the wall.
36:30
Speaker 1: There.
36:31
Speaker 6: Yeah, then I did. I did. I saw him as
36:35
Speaker 6: Tom Sigora and didn't tell me Tom was there. He
36:38
Speaker 6: was there. He was the nicest one to me.
36:41
Speaker 5: And then I said, you guys, I feel like you
36:42
Speaker 5: guys get along really well. Yes, similar?
36:45
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I really like him. Yeah, he's a really
36:47
Speaker 1: nice guy.
36:47
Speaker 5: You guys have similar like taste.
36:49
Speaker 1: I feel yeah, he reminds me of it, barstool. I'll
36:53
Speaker 1: give you guys a guess large wrong to yes, because
36:58
Speaker 1: personality wise and kind of a little bit how he
37:01
Speaker 1: movet how he forms his words with his mouth, Julia
37:05
Speaker 1: Rudy Trent. Huh, Trent, look at toom Sagoris. If you
37:10
Speaker 1: don't see a little bit of a trace of a
37:11
Speaker 1: Trent in there, not even a little bit to take
37:14
Speaker 1: another look.
37:15
Speaker 6: I'm trying.
37:15
Speaker 1: And you never study Trent though I have. You haven't
37:18
Speaker 1: studied Trent.
37:18
Speaker 2: I have.
37:19
Speaker 1: Oh dude, you're probably just chasing him on the golf
37:22
Speaker 1: course as he fucking smoked you. You guys have to
37:25
Speaker 1: do that. Sam Bagger, by the way, Yeah, I want
37:27
Speaker 1: to do it.
37:27
Speaker 5: This like the third time someone's asked me to do
37:29
Speaker 5: golf content and I've said yes, and then nothing ever happens.
37:33
Speaker 5: I Trent asked me to do it, I said yes,
37:35
Speaker 5: I would love to do it. Hannah asked me. I
37:37
Speaker 5: said yes, I would love to do it, And then
37:38
Speaker 5: now they're asking.
37:39
Speaker 6: Why didn't you. I would have thought Hannah would have
37:42
Speaker 6: taken you. No, because I went out with Hannah and
37:44
Speaker 6: it was really fun.
37:46
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're more like that speed. I think she
37:48
Speaker 5: looked at me and she was like, he's not gonna
37:50
Speaker 5: get in. They're gonna kick us off the course too. Schlubby, too, schlubby.
37:54
Speaker 5: They're like, look at his stomach.
37:56
Speaker 6: Then let that.
37:56
Speaker 5: On the course.
37:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, fat guys are never you want one carter, two carts.
38:02
Speaker 5: You know, one for the barrel.
38:03
Speaker 6: It's amazing how badly you want us to think you're
38:06
Speaker 6: not a good looking young man.
38:08
Speaker 5: I'm so fucking fat.
38:09
Speaker 6: No, you're not in mood.
38:11
Speaker 5: You should have seen me in mooke out in Nashville,
38:12
Speaker 5: ninety degrees double sweatshirts up jackets on shorts. Oh yeah,
38:20
Speaker 5: we were wearing sweatshirts.
38:22
Speaker 6: Why because you guys are so dumpy. Just a lot
38:25
Speaker 6: of titties dumpy from me. I don't know. Let me
38:28
Speaker 6: ask you something. That's the kind of shirt that like.
38:31
Speaker 6: My grandfather would have tried to give me from his closet.
38:34
Speaker 5: I like this sweater, and everyone else likes everybody people
38:38
Speaker 5: like your sweat. When my grandfather passed, Italian this is
38:40
Speaker 5: Italian sweater company.
38:41
Speaker 6: My grandmother tried to extinct. She tried to give us
38:44
Speaker 6: all his clothes, and he had a lot of shirts
38:47
Speaker 6: like that.
38:48
Speaker 5: Well, you should have given him to me because I
38:49
Speaker 5: would have worn them.
38:49
Speaker 6: I think you would have.
38:51
Speaker 5: I like them.
38:52
Speaker 1: You want to look like a dead old man.
38:55
Speaker 6: I like this sweater. It's comfortable, and I like how
38:58
Speaker 6: it looks. What is it that you're going for? Myself?
39:06
Speaker 6: You're too good looking? I prob I'm getting good looking
39:10
Speaker 6: at himself?
39:10
Speaker 1: Must suck?
39:11
Speaker 6: What is I like this outfit? What are you talking about?
39:14
Speaker 6: You must not like how good looking you are? You
39:16
Speaker 6: must that must bother you. What are you talking about?
39:19
Speaker 1: This is insane.
39:19
Speaker 6: This is an insane conversation. It's an insane conversation. Odds
39:24
Speaker 6: with what you want to be.
39:26
Speaker 5: No, it's not, dude, this is a normal outfit. I'm
39:28
Speaker 5: wearing a sweater and jeans.
39:29
Speaker 6: I like this outfit. Well, this is because you guys
39:32
Speaker 6: are looking at me. You're he You're like, why are
39:34
Speaker 6: you trying to make yourself? What? He's looking about?
39:37
Speaker 5: Mad at how handsome he is? You're talking about my outfit.
39:39
Speaker 5: I got a haircut one day. I remember, I came
39:41
Speaker 5: to the sand and Francis goes, what is this? What
39:44
Speaker 5: are you trying to do? What is this look you're
39:48
Speaker 5: going for? And I'm like, dude, this is how my
39:49
Speaker 5: hair has been for twenty two years straight.
39:52
Speaker 1: This is how it grows straight.
39:54
Speaker 6: I'm dressing the way I've dressed my entire life.
39:59
Speaker 1: I know Francis is one hundred percent right, You're worried
40:02
Speaker 1: that you're gonna be too cool, guide out to be
40:05
Speaker 1: funny on stage.
40:06
Speaker 6: I'm not worried that you're gonna not cool, guy.
40:09
Speaker 1: That's why you stopped doing TikTok dances you had this.
40:14
Speaker 5: It sounds like you guys are projecting your insecurity.
40:17
Speaker 6: Stop working out, Stop cooking steaks in your apartment.
40:21
Speaker 5: No, I cooked his dinner yesterday.
40:22
Speaker 1: How could that at all be a projection? Francis, I
40:24
Speaker 1: think is so secure and how he dresses.
40:26
Speaker 5: You got to be I'm secure and how It's why
40:28
Speaker 5: I'm dressing like.
40:28
Speaker 6: I stopped fighting it.
40:29
Speaker 1: I realized I could never be ugly, so I had
40:33
Speaker 1: to just lean into it. Bro, Francis like randomly goes
40:36
Speaker 1: VIVI on fucking TikTok well to the tune of like
40:41
Speaker 1: twenty million views, and people are just like, who is he? Like?
40:45
Speaker 1: Look at the.
40:45
Speaker 5: Jawline on Hannah Burner video.
40:48
Speaker 6: You did burn twenty million? Yeah, those ones are getting
40:52
Speaker 6: those ones getting in trouble now though?
40:54
Speaker 1: Why the wife?
40:55
Speaker 6: Yeah a little bit?
40:57
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, you do what you are candidate about
40:59
Speaker 1: your intimate life.
41:00
Speaker 6: I guess so, and I didn't. I didn't. It's the
41:02
Speaker 6: problem is the questions. You don't know what she's going
41:04
Speaker 6: to ask you, and it's fifteen questions and the first
41:07
Speaker 6: ones are all softballs, you know, blah blah blah, who's
41:11
Speaker 6: the best Jonas brother or some shit like that.
41:14
Speaker 1: And then it's like, what animal would you compare your
41:17
Speaker 1: dick to?
41:17
Speaker 5: And then she's got a strategy, she's loosening.
41:20
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then all of a sudden, it's like when
41:21
Speaker 6: you go down on your wife and she doesn't climax,
41:24
Speaker 6: what does that mean on your marriage? You're like, ah,
41:28
Speaker 6: how do I be funny here? Yeah?
41:30
Speaker 1: And you you're you'll give her the courtesy of answering.
41:34
Speaker 6: Honestly, Well, I have stopped. I've stopped that. I've learned
41:40
Speaker 6: that that is not a winning promise.
41:42
Speaker 1: I mean, well, it depends on what's a win for you,
41:44
Speaker 1: because twenty million views is a win.
41:47
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't know.
41:47
Speaker 1: I think I got like, whatever, three hundred TikTok followers
41:50
Speaker 1: from that. What the fuck is TikTok about?
41:52
Speaker 6: By the way, Yeah, I'm so excited for the possibility
41:56
Speaker 6: that the United States is going to make it illegal.
41:58
Speaker 5: Dude, you got to just delete it. I want you
42:00
Speaker 5: have no idea how much better, it'll feel.
42:02
Speaker 6: I don't look at it. Ever, I don't. My producer
42:05
Speaker 6: runs my TikTok, so I have the benefit of not
42:08
Speaker 6: being addicted to the app, and yet I have tremendous
42:12
Speaker 6: rage about the app. Dude.
42:14
Speaker 5: That's why I deleted. When we first started this podcast,
42:16
Speaker 5: I was telling them not to post anything on TikTok.
42:18
Speaker 5: I was like, we're not on TikTok. I'm not doing that.
42:20
Speaker 1: He was raging. I hate It's like a massive part
42:22
Speaker 1: of our company's strategy to be able to do this. Yeah,
42:25
Speaker 1: all you have to do is let someone post this
42:27
Speaker 1: for you.
42:27
Speaker 5: You're no, I don't even want it on the app.
42:30
Speaker 5: I don't want any I don't want my face on
42:32
Speaker 5: the app.
42:32
Speaker 1: It was like the loan directive from anybody that I hey,
42:35
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. Just the one thing
42:36
Speaker 1: is we'll ask someone else to post tiktoks of you.
42:39
Speaker 1: I hate it, dude, It's that app is so fucking bad.
42:42
Speaker 6: Well, I'm mad about it because so many untalented people
42:48
Speaker 6: are surpassing me on there. That's it. It's a jealous
42:52
Speaker 6: It's pure jealousy.
42:53
Speaker 5: I know that doesn't bother me because they I mean,
42:56
Speaker 5: if you look at the lifespan of those people's careers,
42:58
Speaker 5: it's like four months.
42:59
Speaker 6: I don't know, dude.
43:00
Speaker 5: Look at like Charlie Demilio and Dixie Emilio.
43:03
Speaker 6: Yeah, they make shit on.
43:05
Speaker 5: The money, but now they're like, I.
43:08
Speaker 6: Don't think we've seen the last of Charlie and Dixie Dmilio.
43:12
Speaker 5: I think definitely have no if you have, because you
43:16
Speaker 5: deleted the act exactly out of sign, out of mind.
43:19
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've forgotten about them for a while.
43:22
Speaker 5: I don't like it because I would go home and
43:23
Speaker 5: I would see my little sisters and I'd be like,
43:25
Speaker 5: watch this movie. It's one of the greatest movies. I'd
43:27
Speaker 5: show them like a fucking Leonardo DiCaprio movie, and within
43:31
Speaker 5: thirty seconds they'd be like, this is so boring.
43:34
Speaker 6: You can't expect this movie is awesome.
43:36
Speaker 1: You can't expect women and men to have the same taste.
43:38
Speaker 5: But I would show them like I would hit my sister,
43:40
Speaker 5: my sister up, and I'd be like, you gotta watch
43:42
Speaker 5: little miss Sunshine like movies that like she would like,
43:45
Speaker 5: and she'd watch them for two minutes and turn them off.
43:47
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're an old soul.
43:49
Speaker 5: Yeah that's not an old soul movie. That movie is young,
43:52
Speaker 5: it's a new movie. You guys shouldn't even be watching
43:55
Speaker 5: that movie. Fucking creeps.
43:56
Speaker 6: You're an old soul kid.
43:58
Speaker 1: She probably realized she could watch it in like eight
44:00
Speaker 1: minutes on TikTok.
44:01
Speaker 5: Yeah with a fucking with a with an ai automated
44:03
Speaker 5: voice recapping the whole movie.
44:05
Speaker 1: You watch entire movies. You could just cut to the
44:07
Speaker 1: chase and they rented a van.
44:11
Speaker 5: They're going to a beauty pageant.
44:14
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, so you just spoiled it for me.
44:16
Speaker 5: Thanks a lot, Bro, that's like the first ten seconds
44:18
Speaker 5: of the movie.
44:19
Speaker 1: Fuck you, bro.
44:20
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that is fucking fuck.
44:22
Speaker 1: Are you go spoiling that ship? Dude? Francis, we had
44:26
Speaker 1: a good ass conversation when I did go over your
44:29
Speaker 1: house because you're gonna be You're gonna You're gonna guide
44:32
Speaker 1: me on a journey that I'm gonna go on.
44:34
Speaker 6: Are you is that for real?
44:36
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it? Oh wow, you don't know exactly
44:38
Speaker 1: where we're gonna go, so dope. I'm copying Francis's Yeah,
44:42
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I get so happy for people who
44:47
Speaker 1: go on vacations.
44:49
Speaker 6: You're really good at it.
44:50
Speaker 1: Thank you, brother. I think you're pretty fucking awesome at
44:52
Speaker 1: it too.
44:53
Speaker 6: Brother, I tried, I'm not as good as you are.
44:57
Speaker 6: You are you are really you're.
45:00
Speaker 1: A hilarious thing to be good at you.
45:01
Speaker 6: But but I mean that sincerely. Where like things like
45:05
Speaker 6: long flights or difficult travel or you know, expense to
45:11
Speaker 6: some degree don't deter you the way that they do
45:14
Speaker 6: a lot of people. Yeah, you guys are gung ho.
45:17
Speaker 6: I have your adventurous I think.
45:18
Speaker 1: That there's it's a simple philosophy of like you have
45:22
Speaker 1: to do things people aren't willing to do, to go
45:24
Speaker 1: places people aren't willing to go. And it's like people
45:27
Speaker 1: who go to the same beach that like is close
45:30
Speaker 1: to your town at home. It's like those are people
45:32
Speaker 1: who want to do the least amount possible to go
45:34
Speaker 1: on vacation, and that's an awesome vacation. But sometimes doing
45:38
Speaker 1: more will give you more. Yeah, I think I'm going
45:41
Speaker 1: to go into Safari.
45:42
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you told me about that. Yeah, that'll be awesome.
45:44
Speaker 5: It'll be super fun.
45:45
Speaker 1: And he was just showing me all the pictures of
45:47
Speaker 1: him just like fucking like sharing breakfast with a gorilla
45:51
Speaker 1: and like that.
45:52
Speaker 5: It'll be so sick.
45:53
Speaker 6: I think I think I showed you too many pictures.
45:55
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not at all, not at all, not
45:58
Speaker 1: at all, like it was the perfect amount to have
46:02
Speaker 1: this fucking okay, our wraps attention.
46:04
Speaker 6: That's good, that's good. Well, I served as chardonnay to
46:07
Speaker 6: your wife, which I regretted.
46:09
Speaker 1: Why because the ABC she's anything but chardonnay.
46:12
Speaker 6: Yeah, she said, I said, how'd you like that first wine?
46:16
Speaker 6: She said it was a little sweet, and I said,
46:18
Speaker 6: fuck that, damnit. And they brought sanser. But it wasn't
46:26
Speaker 6: it wasn't chilling myself about that in the freezer. I
46:29
Speaker 6: was kicking myself. I was like, I should have got
46:31
Speaker 6: the chilled chardonnay. But it was a period of time
46:33
Speaker 6: between when I was coming over. It was such good shark,
46:36
Speaker 6: excuse me. It was such good sonset. Though you enjoyed it.
46:39
Speaker 6: I loved it, and so did everyone else. They were
46:41
Speaker 6: so much happier that we were drinking that than the ard.
46:45
Speaker 1: That's true, that's not true.
46:46
Speaker 5: And Francis went into a wine store together, would you
46:49
Speaker 5: pick up I don't know where was that. After we
46:53
Speaker 5: were playing pool, we went into a wine store and
46:55
Speaker 5: you I felt like I was with my parents. I
46:57
Speaker 5: just stood in the corner and Frances looked around. It
47:00
Speaker 5: was like, don't touch anything for like forty five minutes.
47:03
Speaker 1: You probably have like a backpack on, and you're like, yeah, no,
47:05
Speaker 1: I literally had a backpack on. You knocking it off. Yeah,
47:09
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. If we went into a wine store, we
47:11
Speaker 1: would be we would look like your gay dads.
47:13
Speaker 5: No. I thought when we went in together, I was like,
47:15
Speaker 5: I think we look like we're a gay couple.
47:17
Speaker 6: Yeah really, yeah, I don't know. If people would put
47:20
Speaker 6: me with you.
47:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would be like down. Yeah, I would be like,
47:24
Speaker 5: you're like, I would like the Naughties.
47:26
Speaker 6: Yeah, you'd be repelling if they did, they would think
47:30
Speaker 6: that I was forcing you to dress the way that
47:32
Speaker 6: you do as some weird fetish where I'm like, I,
47:36
Speaker 6: you know, trying to pretend it is the normal fit.
47:38
Speaker 5: We can do the fit off again. We'll do a
47:40
Speaker 5: fit off again after your episode and we'll have a
47:42
Speaker 5: which is the best fit.
47:43
Speaker 6: They're going to say, oh, that redheaded guy turns his
47:46
Speaker 6: eight hard eight boyfriends into five. He wants them to look, well,
47:51
Speaker 6: do we'll do a fit off. I guarantee you softens.
47:56
Speaker 6: How handsome.
47:57
Speaker 5: See, I'm breaking the boundaries of fashion, That's what I'm doing,
47:59
Speaker 5: and you are afraid to get there. How's that sweater
48:03
Speaker 5: and jeans?
48:03
Speaker 9: Bro?
48:05
Speaker 6: When did you get these jeans? These are a new development?
48:07
Speaker 5: No, No, I've had these forever.
48:09
Speaker 6: You didn't wear jeans though, for about a year and.
48:11
Speaker 1: Then he just put wearing jeans.
48:12
Speaker 5: Were wearing jeans my entire life, dude. Not as Japanese
48:16
Speaker 5: denim from old Navy. It's a secret menu. You have
48:20
Speaker 5: to go and and you say, give me the Japanese denim.
48:22
Speaker 5: They bring them out if they're in a freezer.
48:23
Speaker 1: Got that.
48:24
Speaker 5: They bring them out of the freezer. There's not sweatshops,
48:27
Speaker 5: and they mold them to your body.
48:29
Speaker 6: I think you're thinking of tuna.
48:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking of those are tuna paints?
48:33
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're thinking you're wearing tuna, right, Japanese tuna from
48:36
Speaker 6: the freezer.
48:37
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
48:39
Speaker 5: This is real denim. And I had to wear my
48:41
Speaker 5: denim again today. I know I wore it last week,
48:42
Speaker 5: but I had to wear it today because I gotta
48:44
Speaker 5: go back to my apartment and move some clothes around,
48:46
Speaker 5: some stiff Then I'm not trying to stretch out my cas.
48:48
Speaker 1: Is your inspiration?
48:49
Speaker 6: Who's your fashion inspiration?
48:50
Speaker 1: Who do you look to and.
48:51
Speaker 5: Say, ah, that's a look in the mirror, And I said,
48:52
Speaker 5: that's my look there having a stud I'm just all
48:55
Speaker 5: about being myself these days.
48:57
Speaker 6: I will say, you're doing well, You're you're on a
48:59
Speaker 6: roll of You've just been funny lately, and you've been good,
49:02
Speaker 6: you've been doing it. Seems like you're catching a little.
49:04
Speaker 5: Bit of a some heat little Yeah, it'll die out soon,
49:07
Speaker 5: I know, I know, it's.
49:11
Speaker 6: Yeah. And then the doubt.
49:15
Speaker 5: The slope lasts for like a good year and a
49:17
Speaker 5: half and then you get one month brief moment a
49:20
Speaker 5: year and a half letter, you get one month of heat.
49:23
Speaker 1: Slope down hits so much harder, and they'll hate you
49:27
Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, after you have your little moment in
49:30
Speaker 1: the sun, you're a little sprinkle of fucking weod tidings
49:33
Speaker 1: that they give you. It'll it'll leave you, it'll but
49:36
Speaker 1: for the time being, congratulations, cool, it'll work. Thank you,
49:39
Speaker 1: Everybody loves you.
49:41
Speaker 6: That's what happens. That's what happens.
49:43
Speaker 5: I mean, it's happened to me so many times. You
49:45
Speaker 5: go up and then you go down, and then you
49:47
Speaker 5: go down even further. I didn't even know I could
49:49
Speaker 5: go this far down. I didn't even know it was
49:51
Speaker 5: possible for someone to be this unfunny. And then then
49:55
Speaker 5: you start going up again and whoa, down even lower.
49:59
Speaker 1: That's that life experience we're talking about. Like they need
50:01
Speaker 1: you to hate yourself, and that's where the funny comes in.
50:05
Speaker 1: Like they're not gonna like you until you despise yourself.
50:08
Speaker 5: I know, I'm like gonna I'm I'm I'm feeling good
50:10
Speaker 5: right now. I do not hate myself. No, I'm up, Tom.
50:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not gonna last, but I'm happy for you
50:16
Speaker 1: though it's lasting.
50:18
Speaker 6: I have a crazy story.
50:20
Speaker 1: Bless us brother.
50:22
Speaker 6: I told Harry the story. I told Hairball the story
50:25
Speaker 6: via text.
50:25
Speaker 1: You are our biggest episode last calendar year.
50:27
Speaker 6: By the way, I don't don't expect that, but he's
50:29
Speaker 6: been three times.
50:30
Speaker 1: Then. No, no, we're miking you little milk of the poppy. Yeah,
50:33
Speaker 1: we're milking poppy.
50:34
Speaker 5: This is uh, this is I can confirm this as
50:36
Speaker 5: a crazy story.
50:38
Speaker 6: Yeah. So I was in Dallas this weekend at the
50:40
Speaker 6: House of Comedy, which is technically in Plano by the way,
50:43
Speaker 6: Dallas is apparently three ish cities. You've got fort Worth, Dallas,
50:49
Speaker 6: and Plano and uh Dallas itself is the fourth or
50:56
Speaker 6: the fifth biggest city in the entire country.
50:58
Speaker 1: It's gigantic and can't even really tell you know what
51:01
Speaker 1: I mean. There's not like a bustling downtown area where
51:04
Speaker 1: everybody's walking around.
51:05
Speaker 5: No, it's not a walkable city at all.
51:07
Speaker 6: Yeah, a lot of highways. But fort Worth do I
51:09
Speaker 6: mean once you add fort Worth, they have some cool things. Apparently,
51:12
Speaker 6: the Dallas the DFW Dallas Fort Worth Airport. Half the
51:17
Speaker 6: sort of city line runs right down the middle of it,
51:20
Speaker 6: so half of it is owned by fort Worth and
51:22
Speaker 6: half of it is owned by Dallas, so they share
51:24
Speaker 6: in the airport.
51:25
Speaker 5: It's a nightmare. Me and Tyler were in a caught
51:28
Speaker 5: up in quite the pickle at that airport, Yeah, trying
51:30
Speaker 5: to find out where to drop off the rental cars.
51:32
Speaker 5: There was at one point where we were perpendicular to
51:34
Speaker 5: the highway. We were completely side we were completely sideways.
51:38
Speaker 6: On the highway.
51:40
Speaker 5: Why and I'm like, I don't know where to.
51:41
Speaker 6: Find we gotta go And you're trying to go through
51:44
Speaker 6: one of those where the police hang out.
51:45
Speaker 10: It was like the tolls and whatever to get in
51:47
Speaker 10: and output like we went the wrong tolls to turn around.
51:50
Speaker 10: But we're like we had the bang of U turn.
51:51
Speaker 10: There was no one turning, and then we started to
51:53
Speaker 10: turn and a whole like wave of no. But I
51:56
Speaker 10: was on the passenger side, I for sure thought it
51:58
Speaker 10: was it.
51:59
Speaker 1: Yeah.
52:00
Speaker 5: We just kept on being like where do we drop
52:01
Speaker 5: this car and they'd be like, ah, somewhere down there.
52:05
Speaker 1: It was at the West Texas. Yeah, left, you just
52:08
Speaker 1: abandoned exactly what happened.
52:10
Speaker 5: And then you tried to like you tried to like
52:11
Speaker 5: gas light us into being like you have a car
52:14
Speaker 5: in Texas, go do whatever you.
52:15
Speaker 1: Want to do the world.
52:16
Speaker 6: We're in the same we're in the same boat.
52:18
Speaker 5: If you we want to leave Texas, you don't want
52:20
Speaker 5: to be here.
52:21
Speaker 7: We stay in the Yeah, it's actively under construction with.
52:25
Speaker 6: The Cambria.
52:26
Speaker 1: Now.
52:26
Speaker 5: We were like literally next to the airport. It was
52:29
Speaker 5: it was like it was like it was like a
52:30
Speaker 5: quarter of a mile away.
52:31
Speaker 6: So you didn't stay near the club.
52:33
Speaker 5: No, this was we were doing neighborhood eats. Out there
52:37
Speaker 5: for stand up God God.
52:38
Speaker 1: Even for stand up So you were you were out
52:40
Speaker 1: there for stand up for the whole weekend.
52:42
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I was. I was in the middle
52:44
Speaker 6: of telling that story and then Harry made it about
52:46
Speaker 6: him about this whole highway Dallas.
52:50
Speaker 5: I was just saying, it's a nasty airport.
52:54
Speaker 6: They needed to hear.
52:54
Speaker 5: I mean, we're going to be happy if we don't even.
52:56
Speaker 6: Have remember my story.
52:58
Speaker 1: I remember.
52:58
Speaker 5: I can tell you actually have the entire thing on
53:01
Speaker 5: my phone. You sent me a fucking seventeen.
53:02
Speaker 6: Yeah, because you said you were enjoying it. I kept
53:06
Speaker 6: going because it was working.
53:08
Speaker 5: It was it is a good story, all right.
53:10
Speaker 6: So I go to the club do the shows Saturday,
53:13
Speaker 6: last night, end show. Great show, is fun. And the
53:17
Speaker 6: manager of the hotel excuse me the club brings me
53:19
Speaker 6: into his office to sort of settle up, and he's like, er,
53:22
Speaker 6: great weekend, and there's one more thing I need to
53:24
Speaker 6: talk to you about. It's kind of uncomfortable, and instantly
53:27
Speaker 6: I had the classic Francis Pitt in my throat.
53:32
Speaker 1: What did I do?
53:33
Speaker 6: You know? I'm running the tape of my own life.
53:37
Speaker 1: This is what I do.
53:38
Speaker 6: I raced through it. I'm like, Okay, what have I
53:42
Speaker 6: done that over the last forty eight hours that he's
53:46
Speaker 6: about to give me shit about slurs or Yeah, I
53:50
Speaker 6: was thinking, you know, did I make fun of the club?
53:51
Speaker 6: Did I make fun of Dallas? Was I inappropriate? Did
53:54
Speaker 6: I anyway? I can't think of anything. And he says,
54:00
Speaker 6: so this producer that I brought, Ryan.
54:03
Speaker 1: Who's.
54:05
Speaker 5: You met Ryan?
54:06
Speaker 6: And of course, legitimately, I say this with the utmost sincerity.
54:14
Speaker 6: He is the kindest, most straight shooting, unimpeachable, perfect young
54:22
Speaker 6: man I've ever met. Almost as though he's a character
54:28
Speaker 6: on a TV show from the nineteen sixties. Yeah, you know,
54:36
Speaker 6: would give his shirt off his back. It just good values,
54:41
Speaker 6: good nature, all that. So and looks the part too.
54:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, genuine positive, blight haired.
54:47
Speaker 6: Boy, wonderful, wonderful young man. So he go, he had
54:50
Speaker 6: come with me to shoot the sets.
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Speaker 6: And the manager says, so, I caught your producer in
55:11
Speaker 6: the green room. The green room had a black curtain
55:15
Speaker 6: across half, not a it's a it's a it's like
55:18
Speaker 6: a big closet and there's a couch in the front,
55:20
Speaker 6: but there's a black closet or excuse me, a black
55:23
Speaker 6: curtain that separates sort of where you would sit from
55:26
Speaker 6: what they use is as their storage area, boxes filled
55:30
Speaker 6: with booze, beers, the liquor that they used to restock
55:33
Speaker 6: the bar when they're running low. And he says, I
55:36
Speaker 6: caught your producer going behind the black curtain and ripping
55:40
Speaker 6: open boxes and stealing alcohol and beer and putting it
55:45
Speaker 6: in his backpack.
55:46
Speaker 1: To take home. No way, So did you instantly believe him?
55:52
Speaker 6: So I said, there's no chance. There's no chance for
55:59
Speaker 6: so many reasons. First of all, Ryan doesn't really drink
56:03
Speaker 6: that much. He's thin, he doesn't really drink what he'd
56:06
Speaker 6: had the night before because I was like, we should
56:09
Speaker 6: have a drink. Was a fun night. He had a
56:11
Speaker 6: hard seltzer. And he's not like a beer guy. He's
56:15
Speaker 6: certainly not like a liquor guy. Certainly not a I'm
56:19
Speaker 6: gonna bring twenty beers in my backpack home to our
56:23
Speaker 6: shitty hotel room to drink by myself at two in
56:28
Speaker 6: the morning when we have a nine am flight home.
56:32
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
56:32
Speaker 5: Also keep in mind he gets drinks for free.
56:35
Speaker 1: We also drink for free at the club, and they're
56:37
Speaker 1: probably piping hot beers.
56:39
Speaker 6: Exactly like we had a mini We had a mini
56:42
Speaker 6: fridge filled with booze that we had access to. And
56:46
Speaker 6: he's the manager, is saying that Ryan, beautiful perfect, Ryan
56:52
Speaker 6: is going and pillaging the reserve stores of room temperature
56:57
Speaker 6: beers to guess, confiscating and bring bring home himself.
57:03
Speaker 1: What the hell?
57:04
Speaker 6: And I was like, there's just there's just no way.
57:06
Speaker 6: I cannot tell you how at odds this is with
57:11
Speaker 6: the young man I know. And I said, okay, let's
57:15
Speaker 6: and by the way, I immediately go into like logic
57:19
Speaker 6: mode and my brain starts speeding up, and I go
57:25
Speaker 6: I get in the zone which you're a thinker like this,
57:30
Speaker 6: where where you're like I'm going to think, I'm going
57:33
Speaker 6: to think my way through this, and I'm going to
57:36
Speaker 6: I'm going to prove it. I'm going to prove this
57:40
Speaker 6: is wrong. And I said, hang tight, I'm going to
57:43
Speaker 6: go get the backpack. Because Ryan was in the bar
57:47
Speaker 6: outside of the showroom, and I was deep in the
57:48
Speaker 6: bowels of the club. I said, I'm going to go
57:51
Speaker 6: get the backpack without him noticing, and we will open
57:54
Speaker 6: it together. That's hilarious. Right away the guy was like, oh,
57:59
Speaker 6: there's no need, and I'm like, you're you've got to
58:02
Speaker 6: You're standing on shaky footing already. Yeah.
58:05
Speaker 1: You should never have accused me of something if you're
58:07
Speaker 1: not willing to defend it in this little court, this
58:10
Speaker 1: kangaroo court we're going to do in the basement.
58:12
Speaker 6: And he was so specific in his accusation. He said,
58:16
Speaker 6: I saw him ripping open boxes behind the black curtain,
58:20
Speaker 6: taking beers and putting them in his backpack. That is
58:24
Speaker 6: that's a very specific.
58:26
Speaker 5: It just stopped him if he was actually doing that
58:29
Speaker 5: right when you've been like, hey, what are you doing exactly?
58:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I did that.
58:35
Speaker 5: I was taking beers from there the whole time, putting
58:36
Speaker 5: them in the fridge.
58:39
Speaker 6: As we were allowed.
58:40
Speaker 5: Shouldn't leave the boxes back there if you don't want
58:42
Speaker 5: people to drink from them.
58:44
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's interesting. Well, yeah, I mean we had no servers.
58:51
Speaker 5: I was gonna go I was gonna walk through the
58:52
Speaker 5: show to go get more beats, but the kitchen was
58:55
Speaker 5: attached to the green room and they had a fridge,
58:58
Speaker 5: and I was just going to not have access to
58:59
Speaker 5: any that it was right, you walked out of the
59:01
Speaker 5: green a whole different experience, Right, Did you check his back?
59:05
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. It sounds like this accusation was
59:08
Speaker 6: like three months later and he was just thinking Ryan
59:12
Speaker 6: was hairball anyway, So you went. So you I go,
59:16
Speaker 6: and I get the backpack and I pick it up
59:18
Speaker 6: and it is fucking heavy, so heavy, and I'm like,
59:24
Speaker 6: oh no, oh, no he did this.
59:30
Speaker 1: I would have emptied the backpack on my way out,
59:32
Speaker 1: on my way back, I would have been like, so
59:33
Speaker 1: you look, it's empty, dude.
59:35
Speaker 6: I didn't know what to think. And I picked it
59:37
Speaker 6: up and it was so so bottom heavy, so bottom heavy,
59:42
Speaker 6: and I'm like, there are handles of vodka and beers.
59:48
Speaker 6: This is just a pirate's booty of alcoholism that my
59:54
Speaker 6: young producer, for whatever reason, felt the net then my mind.
59:58
Speaker 6: On the walk back, I'm like, Okay, did he is? He?
1:00:02
Speaker 6: Was he planning to drink thees himself tonight because we
1:00:05
Speaker 6: had separate hotel rooms, in which case he's a degenerate alcoholic,
1:00:10
Speaker 6: at which I didn't know, or is he like bringing
1:00:13
Speaker 6: it home to New York, which means he's gonna have
1:00:15
Speaker 6: to check this backpack to then to get to then
1:00:19
Speaker 6: like sell to minors. Why would he need this much alcohol?
1:00:26
Speaker 6: We're doing well financially, Like I can buy him booth.
1:00:30
Speaker 6: He's twenty six, you know what is probably buy him. Yeah,
1:00:34
Speaker 6: this is what I'm saying, Like what reason would he have?
1:00:37
Speaker 6: Are he and you know, his girlfriend like going through
1:00:40
Speaker 6: a dry alcohol problem? I don't anyway, So I go.
1:00:45
Speaker 6: But I maintained the integrity of the hunt.
1:00:48
Speaker 1: Which is a good man, a good man for that,
1:00:51
Speaker 1: I felt that I had.
1:00:52
Speaker 6: To be honest and just. And I remember I picked
1:00:55
Speaker 6: up the backpack and I raced back, and Ryan saw me,
1:01:00
Speaker 6: and I could feel him see me walk with his backpack,
1:01:03
Speaker 6: which is a very suspicious thing. There's no reason that
1:01:05
Speaker 6: I should have Ryan's backpack unless.
1:01:07
Speaker 1: Well, he is probably the wheels returning in his mind. Potentially,
1:01:11
Speaker 1: I don't know where it goes.
1:01:11
Speaker 5: Maybe he thought you were just packing up the green room.
1:01:14
Speaker 6: I take the backpack and I go quickly so that
1:01:16
Speaker 6: he can't stop me, which would require me to lie
1:01:19
Speaker 6: to him or explain it ruined the integrity of our
1:01:23
Speaker 6: of our investigation. So I take it straight back to
1:01:27
Speaker 6: the to the manager's office. I set it on the
1:01:29
Speaker 6: ground and I open it up and it's just our
1:01:32
Speaker 6: camera equipment, no booze, and it was the cameras that
1:01:37
Speaker 6: were making the bag so heavy. Huh, and it's all
1:01:40
Speaker 6: I open up all dude. He's like, well maybe, He's like,
1:01:43
Speaker 6: maybe it's in this front pocket.
1:01:44
Speaker 1: I open that up.
1:01:45
Speaker 6: Nothing, there's nothing, there's no alcohol. And I say, okay,
1:01:49
Speaker 6: so clearly you didn't see what you thought you saw.
1:01:53
Speaker 6: And he goes, well, he could have put it in
1:01:56
Speaker 6: your car. In the interim, and I said, we don't
1:01:59
Speaker 6: have a fucking car, bro, We've been walking everywhere. We
1:02:03
Speaker 6: don't have we have him taken ubers. We've just been
1:02:06
Speaker 6: walking from the hotel here and back. And he goes, okay, well,
1:02:10
Speaker 6: I don't know what. You know, maybe he put it
1:02:11
Speaker 6: in another bag. And I was like, let's go get
1:02:13
Speaker 6: all the bags. You know. I'm calling him on everything.
1:02:19
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, we will, we will bring this home. Yeah,
1:02:22
Speaker 6: well he shouldn't. Yeah, it's such a big accusation. It's
1:02:26
Speaker 6: such that the implications are huge. My employee is stealing
1:02:31
Speaker 6: from the club we're working at.
1:02:33
Speaker 1: And that could potentially affect your ability to perform there
1:02:36
Speaker 1: in the long room exactly.
1:02:38
Speaker 6: And I'm but I'm saying, I'm saying, this just doesn't square.
1:02:41
Speaker 6: It doesn't make any sense for so many reasons. I
1:02:44
Speaker 6: know this young man, and anyway, he keeps coming up
1:02:49
Speaker 6: with the move. He's moving his goalposts into murkier and
1:02:55
Speaker 6: shake your ground.
1:02:57
Speaker 1: Weird done with the bag.
1:03:00
Speaker 6: He's probably like, I'm wrong, but I got to find
1:03:02
Speaker 6: a way not to be wrong. He didn't, but he yeah, yeah,
1:03:05
Speaker 6: but he didn't say no. He wouldn't say like, maybe
1:03:08
Speaker 6: I'm wrong, yeah, exactly. He just kept saying I'm certain
1:03:13
Speaker 6: of this, and yeah, so such just illusional.
1:03:16
Speaker 1: I don't.
1:03:17
Speaker 6: So then I was like, okay, well let's pull the
1:03:19
Speaker 6: tapes from the green room. There's a there's a camera
1:03:22
Speaker 6: in there. And he goes, oh, the camera doesn't see
1:03:23
Speaker 6: what's behind the curtain. And I said, okay, well you
1:03:26
Speaker 6: said you'd heard him ripping open the boxes. Let's go
1:03:29
Speaker 6: look and see what's missing from the boxes. And I
1:03:31
Speaker 6: will make you whole if we take inventory of that.
1:03:33
Speaker 6: And he said, my serving servers could have taken things
1:03:36
Speaker 6: out of those boxes and restocked the bar in the time,
1:03:39
Speaker 6: and I'm like, dude, how long has it been since
1:03:41
Speaker 6: you saw this and now? And he was like, I
1:03:44
Speaker 6: don't know, fifteen minutes. And I'm like, there's nobody here.
1:03:47
Speaker 6: Why would the waits to have restocked.
1:03:48
Speaker 1: There's would be another identical theft, like it's my cousin
1:03:51
Speaker 1: Vinny that happened at the exact same time, in the
1:03:54
Speaker 1: exact same spot. Yeah.
1:03:56
Speaker 6: So dude, I'm I am full court pressing him with
1:03:59
Speaker 6: law and he's just not budging, and he keeps returning
1:04:04
Speaker 6: to this justification of his which is, look, it's not
1:04:08
Speaker 6: a big deal. I'm not mad. We had a great
1:04:10
Speaker 6: weekend with you. We're so happy you came. But I
1:04:13
Speaker 6: thought you needed to know the type of person you
1:04:17
Speaker 6: have working for you. And I was like, that's worse.
1:04:22
Speaker 6: That's worse. That's an indictment of his character, of my oversight,
1:04:26
Speaker 6: of who I have working with me. It's personal, Like
1:04:30
Speaker 6: I I couldn't I couldn't handle it. And in the end,
1:04:37
Speaker 6: I just was like, I guess, you know, we just
1:04:40
Speaker 6: will agree to say goodbye.
1:04:45
Speaker 1: So he was convinced the whole time.
1:04:47
Speaker 6: He never.
1:04:49
Speaker 5: He never, dude, I'm telling you the whole story is
1:04:52
Speaker 5: so fucking nuts. I know you definitely act like it.
1:04:54
Speaker 5: He definitely knows in the back of his head he
1:04:56
Speaker 5: did not see it.
1:04:57
Speaker 6: In the face of utterly damning evidence, he did not waiver.
1:05:05
Speaker 6: And it felt to me like, Oh, this is the
1:05:09
Speaker 6: type of person that there are in the world who,
1:05:14
Speaker 6: when you you know, believe in like conspiracy theories, and
1:05:18
Speaker 6: no matter how much you present them with with evidence
1:05:21
Speaker 6: to the contrary, they are they think that anything that
1:05:26
Speaker 6: is shown to them that disproves their thought is fabricated.
1:05:31
Speaker 6: It's propaganda, it's part of some broader scheme to cover
1:05:34
Speaker 6: up their truth. And you just have to say, I
1:05:39
Speaker 6: there's no reasoning with these people.
1:05:41
Speaker 1: But what could you even introduce the idea of like
1:05:44
Speaker 1: the burden of proof being on him, like being like, hey, he.
1:05:48
Speaker 6: Wasn't trying to prove it, he wasn't trying to get remuneration.
1:05:53
Speaker 5: Maybe he did it. Maybe he stole a bunch of
1:05:54
Speaker 5: shit and was like, I'm gonna put it on this
1:05:55
Speaker 5: other kid so that I can steal it from the
1:05:57
Speaker 5: company and not in trouble.
1:05:59
Speaker 6: But was he was he the owner, he was the
1:06:01
Speaker 6: manager there. I mean, he didn't want anything. He didn't
1:06:07
Speaker 6: want anything. That's my point.
1:06:08
Speaker 1: He there was no The only thing he wanted is
1:06:10
Speaker 1: you to know that you got a dirty thief work.
1:06:12
Speaker 6: He wanted me to be warned. He wanted to warn me.
1:06:16
Speaker 6: He thought his cause was noble.
1:06:19
Speaker 1: Damn, what the fuck's or? Did you ever have a conrace?
1:06:23
Speaker 6: I walked out and I had to tell Ron. I
1:06:25
Speaker 6: was like, let's go, and he's like okay, and we
1:06:28
Speaker 6: left and I said, I told him what happened. And
1:06:31
Speaker 6: he stopped and he was like what And I was like,
1:06:35
Speaker 6: that's what just happened. What what happened? And he goes,
1:06:39
Speaker 6: I have no idea.
1:06:41
Speaker 1: I loaded the camera. He must have just thought the
1:06:43
Speaker 1: camera equipment was the.
1:06:46
Speaker 6: He I said, I said, did you go behind the
1:06:48
Speaker 6: curtain And he said yeah for one second because I
1:06:50
Speaker 6: was looking for the tripod bag which was behind the chair.
1:06:54
Speaker 6: But what like? And he was like, and I was
1:06:57
Speaker 6: there for five seconds. I certainly didn't really open boxes.
1:07:01
Speaker 1: I would want to confront the manager. If someone's like
1:07:03
Speaker 1: you did this, I'd be like, I did this.
1:07:05
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought he I thought he deserved a chance
1:07:07
Speaker 6: to do that. Yeah, we got to go back.
1:07:10
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the club is this Isn't this
1:07:13
Speaker 1: a crazy It's literally like something that would go on
1:07:15
Speaker 1: like the People's Court or something I know, like on
1:07:18
Speaker 1: like Judge Joe Brown. I know you should take this
1:07:21
Speaker 1: to Judge Joe Brown.
1:07:23
Speaker 6: Well, it all, I mean, it all left a rather
1:07:25
Speaker 6: unsavory taste in our mouths as we as we left out.
1:07:28
Speaker 1: Are you going to go back to Plano or are
1:07:29
Speaker 1: you going to keep your keep it in uh fort Worth,
1:07:32
Speaker 1: Dallas in Irvine.
1:07:33
Speaker 6: I think we're I think we're going to be staying
1:07:34
Speaker 6: in the Dallas Fort Worth area from now on.
1:07:37
Speaker 1: Fuck Plano. If that's the kind of people they have
1:07:40
Speaker 1: in Plano, if those are the kind of accusations they
1:07:42
Speaker 1: throw around Willy Nilly, Yeah, that must have been in fury.
1:07:45
Speaker 6: And he kept saying to me like, as far as
1:07:47
Speaker 6: I'm concerned, it never leaves this room. And it's like, dude,
1:07:50
Speaker 6: I don't think you know who I am.
1:07:51
Speaker 1: It doesn't work.
1:07:53
Speaker 6: I mean, you could have told me you had a
1:07:56
Speaker 6: pebble in your shoe and I would have turned that
1:07:57
Speaker 6: into a forty five minute podcast the sky. Let me
1:08:07
Speaker 6: tell you what I thought, not perfectly. I didn't see
1:08:09
Speaker 6: a pebble. I never saw a pebble. I mean, what
1:08:13
Speaker 6: is the pebble? How big? Is a liar?
1:08:16
Speaker 5: Fire?
1:08:17
Speaker 1: And is it a stone? Is a stone? Of pebble
1:08:19
Speaker 1: is a rock? A pebble is a stone?
1:08:21
Speaker 5: And if he had the pebble on his shoe, why
1:08:23
Speaker 5: wouldn't he just take the shoe off and get rid
1:08:25
Speaker 5: of the pebble?
1:08:30
Speaker 6: Oh my god, so good.
1:08:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why we have you the fucking here. Brother.
1:08:34
Speaker 6: Well, I try to bring a little something. I was
1:08:37
Speaker 6: having a lot of fun talking and touching Harry. Well,
1:08:41
Speaker 6: we can wrap it up.
1:08:42
Speaker 5: You gotta go soon, don't you.
1:08:44
Speaker 6: Uh, I mean not for a bit. It's up to you, guys.
1:08:46
Speaker 1: I don't know how long you've been running for It
1:08:47
Speaker 1: would go for over an.
1:08:48
Speaker 6: Hour, right.
1:08:51
Speaker 1: Sir. But you want to hear something fucking rich, bro. Yeah,
1:08:56
Speaker 1: I just got a text from Yah seeing Louis Vatan
1:08:58
Speaker 1: at Macy's. I didn't know Macy's carried Louis Vuitton. The
1:09:04
Speaker 1: Macy's at thirty fourth Street has the Louis Vuitton store
1:09:07
Speaker 1: in there.
1:09:08
Speaker 6: They have super bougie like high end fashion stuff.
1:09:11
Speaker 1: They must know that my wife's birthday is coming up
1:09:13
Speaker 1: and they must want my business back in there.
1:09:16
Speaker 5: Damn, when's your how far apart of your your wife
1:09:18
Speaker 5: and your birthday?
1:09:18
Speaker 1: She's a Taurus as well, she's in May. Fuck I
1:09:23
Speaker 1: know I went in You see two bulls that they
1:09:27
Speaker 1: go together? Wow, see how it goes? Isn't that fucking nuts?
1:09:35
Speaker 2: I know?
1:09:36
Speaker 6: Bro? Yeah, I went into lv in Plano.
1:09:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, how was it?
1:09:41
Speaker 6: I've never been into one of those stores before. I've
1:09:43
Speaker 6: been into like Gucci's and product. I've never been into
1:09:45
Speaker 6: Louis Vuitton. How was it?
1:09:47
Speaker 3: So?
1:09:48
Speaker 6: The thing that everyone loves from Louis Vuitton is their luggage, right,
1:09:51
Speaker 6: their bags?
1:09:52
Speaker 5: Oh don't you have Loui Viton luggage?
1:09:54
Speaker 1: Oh? Wife got me a bag?
1:09:55
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's pretty cool. Ryan Whitney had a Louis Vuitton
1:10:00
Speaker 6: bag on today.
1:10:00
Speaker 1: I saw a gay couple of the airport. Louis had
1:10:03
Speaker 1: to toe beautiful bags. Incredible, It's nice. It's so iconic,
1:10:07
Speaker 1: that print beautiful.
1:10:10
Speaker 2: You know what?
1:10:10
Speaker 5: You know what?
1:10:11
Speaker 6: I why I know that Louis Vauton bags and luggage
1:10:14
Speaker 6: are so cool because in Hard Knocks that followed the
1:10:18
Speaker 6: Colts for the full season, the running back who set
1:10:24
Speaker 6: you know, he was the league leading rusher that year. Whatever,
1:10:26
Speaker 6: Taylor Jonathan Taylor. There was the final episode, which was
1:10:30
Speaker 6: so sad because they had just been bounced from the
1:10:32
Speaker 6: playoffs despite winning like seven of the last eight and
1:10:35
Speaker 6: then they lost a shitty game in the end, did
1:10:37
Speaker 6: not qualify. Yeah, and he still decided to buy the
1:10:42
Speaker 6: offensive line gifts and he presented them all and he
1:10:48
Speaker 6: bought every single one of them a really nice Louis
1:10:51
Speaker 6: Vatan Damn Jalen Hurts do that.
1:10:54
Speaker 1: This year, I think or something. They're always buying, always
1:10:57
Speaker 1: doing that.
1:10:57
Speaker 6: He buy them moped?
1:10:58
Speaker 5: Someone who bought them moped, probably him Hurts.
1:11:01
Speaker 1: Oh that was was that? Josh?
1:11:05
Speaker 6: Wasn't that the Cowboys hard Knocks? I don't know.
1:11:11
Speaker 1: He did Louis.
1:11:12
Speaker 6: Oh he did that as well. I know Jonathan Taylor did,
1:11:15
Speaker 6: Zach Wilson Mopez.
1:11:16
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah he needs that money back. He's like, hey, guys,
1:11:21
Speaker 1: can I get those mopeds?
1:11:22
Speaker 2: Yeah?
1:11:22
Speaker 1: I guarantee you're not using them? Yeah, I guarantee your
1:11:26
Speaker 1: fat rich asses aren't using them.
1:11:28
Speaker 6: The lineman, those presents are amazing. What that's a dope. Yeah.
1:11:37
Speaker 6: So to get a gift like that from your quarterback
1:11:40
Speaker 6: for blocking for him all year.
1:11:41
Speaker 1: Jalen Hurt's got a fucking two hundred and fifty five
1:11:44
Speaker 1: million dollar contract. Yeah, I know, five years to fifty there.
1:11:48
Speaker 6: That means his agent makes twenty five point five million
1:11:51
Speaker 6: on that deal.
1:11:52
Speaker 1: And she's a woman.
1:11:55
Speaker 6: I've been repeatedly told everybody in entertainment and sports should
1:11:59
Speaker 6: make their representation female.
1:12:03
Speaker 1: That's definitely the smartest.
1:12:04
Speaker 6: Women are much better at being agents and managers than men.
1:12:08
Speaker 1: Because men just want to be men want to live
1:12:10
Speaker 1: out their fantasy of like being a football player and
1:12:13
Speaker 1: like being around the guys and shit like that. That's
1:12:15
Speaker 1: not that inspiration for women.
1:12:17
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm just That's what I've been told. Yeah, unfortunately,
1:12:21
Speaker 6: my whole team is male.
1:12:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, same with you, sass right.
1:12:23
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I roll with a pack of dudes.
1:12:27
Speaker 1: You should have seen me in New Orleans.
1:12:29
Speaker 12: Boys, I was with the ladies. We were fucking trapes
1:12:34
Speaker 12: and around me. Let me ask you this that the
1:12:37
Speaker 12: new boyfriend. Yeah, I mean, you're such a skeleton key
1:12:40
Speaker 12: you can fit with everybody. But uh, you know, if
1:12:46
Speaker 12: that hadn't been a good deal, Like what do you
1:12:49
Speaker 12: do in that situation?
1:12:51
Speaker 1: I would have made the best of it. I would
1:12:53
Speaker 1: have I would have still just hung out and like
1:12:57
Speaker 1: had crafted some inside jokes. But I don't think that
1:13:01
Speaker 1: his girlfriend would have brought him around if he if
1:13:04
Speaker 1: she didn't feel like he was, if he was, if
1:13:06
Speaker 1: he wasn't ready, that's good. I mean you got to
1:13:08
Speaker 1: be ready to be launched into the friend groups like that,
1:13:13
Speaker 1: the wolves, the.
1:13:18
Speaker 6: Uh.
1:13:19
Speaker 1: He maybe did a little bit of the shot, but
1:13:20
Speaker 1: he was he was more put together than me. He
1:13:23
Speaker 1: wasn't fucking the first. Yeah, I mean we were getting loaded.
1:13:29
Speaker 1: We were doing he told me we were doing a
1:13:31
Speaker 1: bunch of other shots too, Like we were doing like
1:13:33
Speaker 1: warm fucking Jamison or some ship, like half a cup
1:13:37
Speaker 1: of warm Bourbon Street jamison. They're drugging people down there.
1:13:42
Speaker 1: They're like, you can't trust any drink that you're buying
1:13:45
Speaker 1: on Bourbon Street. You don't know how much they're putting in,
1:13:48
Speaker 1: what quality of alcohol it is, and if there is
1:13:51
Speaker 1: ruffling in it.
1:13:52
Speaker 6: Yeah, it sounds like you were very discerning as well.
1:13:56
Speaker 1: What you chose.
1:13:59
Speaker 6: I was like, fuck this, no, let's just make a
1:14:01
Speaker 6: little Witch's brew, a little that little all in.
1:14:04
Speaker 1: I was drinking the fucking the red drinks, the fucking
1:14:07
Speaker 1: clear drinks. I didn't do the hand grenade or like
1:14:10
Speaker 1: the ass drinks. Or whatever. There's like drinks in like
1:14:13
Speaker 1: an ass cup. I left the ass cup alone.
1:14:17
Speaker 5: Do you get you think?
1:14:18
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might have been probably in the ass cup.
1:14:22
Speaker 5: You're seven shots of abstinence.
1:14:25
Speaker 6: Do you ever get you get sick?
1:14:27
Speaker 1: Like throwing out?
1:14:28
Speaker 6: Yeah the booze? No, because that panoply of booze the
1:14:34
Speaker 6: next day.
1:14:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't it. Maybe a little bit hung over
1:14:37
Speaker 1: the next day, but I try to keep it. Usually
1:14:40
Speaker 1: either a beer before a liquor before a beer you're
1:14:42
Speaker 1: in the clear type of situation, or just the same
1:14:44
Speaker 1: thing all night. Yeah, sweet ass seltzers or something.
1:14:48
Speaker 6: You know what we should do? We should all go
1:14:49
Speaker 6: get fucked up sometime.
1:14:51
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, do we do that a couple of days ago.
1:14:54
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess you can't do it anymore that you
1:14:57
Speaker 1: got off.
1:14:58
Speaker 6: But it doesn't have to be tonight, but you know,
1:15:01
Speaker 6: sometime soon. I don't want to go too far without
1:15:04
Speaker 6: doing it. Yeah, we're gonna do it for on birthday. Yeah.
1:15:08
Speaker 6: Now here's a question. Do you think we should take
1:15:11
Speaker 6: hair Ball to a club sometime?
1:15:13
Speaker 1: A club club? Yeah, we could.
1:15:16
Speaker 6: I think he could like it because he likes to
1:15:18
Speaker 6: bop bopa a little bit.
1:15:19
Speaker 1: I think that there is a one to five percent
1:15:23
Speaker 1: chance you would like it really, and there's a ninety
1:15:25
Speaker 1: five to ninety I'm not gonna like it.
1:15:28
Speaker 6: I don't like buddy, you can drink Infinity bud Lights.
1:15:31
Speaker 6: You can drink so many beers they bring them out,
1:15:34
Speaker 6: like twenty five at a time. I got you can
1:15:37
Speaker 6: sit in that, you see, that's the best part.
1:15:39
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got a table a thousand dollars to sit.
1:15:42
Speaker 6: Don't you worry about it?
1:15:45
Speaker 5: Yeah, we did it. Couches I've been to, like I mean,
1:15:48
Speaker 5: I don't know, would you call what we went to
1:15:50
Speaker 5: a club or that's it's bar?
1:15:52
Speaker 1: Now, I think that the things that would drive you
1:15:55
Speaker 1: crazy are bottle service girls like bringing you a ball
1:16:00
Speaker 1: and you having.
1:16:01
Speaker 2: To be like.
1:16:03
Speaker 6: What would be funnier than you and me repeatedly ordering
1:16:06
Speaker 6: him sparklers coming out like you know, just and having
1:16:11
Speaker 6: then like bring out.
1:16:12
Speaker 1: Like a fucking like sandwich with sparklers, like a baby
1:16:16
Speaker 1: bottle with sparklers. I just don't like.
1:16:18
Speaker 6: I don't like loud. The light on your phone is on,
1:16:24
Speaker 6: sounds sounds awful.
1:16:27
Speaker 2: Never.
1:16:28
Speaker 5: I just never do for my birthday, for your birthday,
1:16:30
Speaker 5: I would do it if you want perfect.
1:16:32
Speaker 12: The drummer comes over, the guy playing the bongos shaking ass.
1:16:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, a bunch of asses getting shook in your face.
1:16:39
Speaker 6: It's all about the gimmicks.
1:16:40
Speaker 5: I don't have a lot of I would have to
1:16:42
Speaker 5: do it next week and then I'm gone Iceland area
1:16:46
Speaker 5: May second.
1:16:47
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ.
1:16:48
Speaker 1: For how long? I thought you're going for like four days.
1:16:50
Speaker 6: Now I'm going.
1:16:53
Speaker 5: I'm staying out there for like six months.
1:16:55
Speaker 6: No, you're not.
1:16:57
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be I'm going to Austin Wednesday to Sunday,
1:17:01
Speaker 5: come back here, go to San Francisco Friday, Saturday, come
1:17:04
Speaker 5: back Sunday, leave for Iceland Monday for the next Tuesday.
1:17:08
Speaker 6: First god, Yeah, a.
1:17:11
Speaker 1: Little world traveler. You got a little wander lust and.
1:17:13
Speaker 6: You wait a minute. Oh, and then there's a week
1:17:15
Speaker 6: and then we go toway.
1:17:16
Speaker 5: I get back. I got JFL. I didn't get JFL.
1:17:20
Speaker 5: I got another audition though.
1:17:22
Speaker 6: Oh you got new paces back? Nice?
1:17:24
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I gotta might get back and my audition
1:17:27
Speaker 5: is that day or the next day. Wow, I won't
1:17:30
Speaker 5: have done stand up for a week.
1:17:31
Speaker 1: That's at least when you do your plane material, you
1:17:33
Speaker 1: won't be lying yeah this morning.
1:17:36
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
1:17:37
Speaker 6: You need to do you do the same set anyway
1:17:39
Speaker 6: first to the.
1:17:39
Speaker 5: Second, you think, do the exact same that's what they
1:17:42
Speaker 5: tell you to do.
1:17:42
Speaker 1: They don't want you to change it.
1:17:44
Speaker 6: Oh okay, but I think the in the callback you
1:17:47
Speaker 6: get one minute more than in the first one.
1:17:50
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you going to get it?
1:17:52
Speaker 10: No?
1:17:53
Speaker 1: Is he going to get it? He might?
1:17:56
Speaker 6: I think that, and I mean that seriously. I think
1:18:00
Speaker 6: he really could, because I think what they do now
1:18:02
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Speaker 1: A lot of.
1:18:24
Speaker 6: Followers and stuff, and that's I think your stand ups
1:18:26
Speaker 6: there too. But you're so young and you are not
1:18:31
Speaker 6: like that industry side of it doesn't necessarily know you yet, right.
1:18:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, it will be truly a new face.
1:18:37
Speaker 1: Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, I hope you get it.
1:18:41
Speaker 5: Well, I wouldn't know, for like I'm not going to
1:18:43
Speaker 5: know for a while. Even if I do get it,
1:18:44
Speaker 5: when is it? I don't think it's until like the
1:18:47
Speaker 5: spring or the.
1:18:47
Speaker 6: Sum No, it's the summer, the festivals in the summer. Yeah,
1:18:51
Speaker 6: I think they let people know pretty quickly. But it
1:18:54
Speaker 6: it all do they?
1:18:56
Speaker 1: I think so relatively?
1:18:58
Speaker 6: I thought.
1:18:58
Speaker 5: I feel like when they got announced it was a
1:19:00
Speaker 5: week before the festival.
1:19:03
Speaker 6: Maybe it maybe you get it gets announced, but you
1:19:06
Speaker 6: will know sooner than that.
1:19:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll have an answer for this on the next
1:19:11
Speaker 1: episode of so On My Boy Dead.
1:19:13
Speaker 5: No, we won't what my audition is not going to
1:19:15
Speaker 5: off for three weeks.
1:19:16
Speaker 1: I'm saying of when you fought when the festival is. Yeah,
1:19:20
Speaker 1: we'll have that answer. We'll tie that loose. And there's
1:19:22
Speaker 1: a little bit of a cliffhanger. Is it to be continued?
1:19:24
Speaker 1: All right?
1:19:25
Speaker 6: All right, we'll see you guys next week.
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