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Hoppe Hump Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.2.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Ah, and then there's this weird headline.
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  No joke, this might be one of the craziest fake
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  athlete scams I've ever seen. You hear how hot
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  this guy's talking in the L .A. bro voice? So
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  a man allegedly convinced women he was a player
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  for the San Francisco 49ers and prosecutors say
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  the scheme helped scam victims out of roughly
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  $1 .3 million. So a 35 -year -old Daejon Love
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  allegedly met women on dating apps. He does not
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  look like he's in shape. By the way, this is
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  the karma for all the women. dating for money.
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  Romantic relationships with them and sold the
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  NFL lifestyle by rocking Niners gear using a
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  custom helmet and even allegedly staging a fake
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  contract signing with the team. And this thing
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  apparently went deep because he was going deep
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  on them poppy. Here's a 18 year old Taylor Chan
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  allegedly poses his financial advisor helping
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  convince women they could make money investing.
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  What a loser. I don't Who's more of a loser,
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  the women dating him for the money or him? Victims
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  were allegedly encouraged to take out personal
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  loans to invest. All right, well, if you did
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  that, you're stemming. And now we have some videos
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  of him talking. Man, he is quite the opportunist,
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  isn't he? But again, I feel like you got to do
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  your research. Are we all here to start? of athletes
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  catching women at the bar looking up their net
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  worth? Why don't you do the Google research?
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  Are you out of your mind? Are you crazy? Are
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  you insane? Here's the video that he made. One
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  of the many videos. So let's get something straight
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  right now. I didn't end up going to... Because
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  I gotta get my hair cut right now. It's like
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  no fucking hair. I'm about to buy a new car in
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  Huntington Beach at Lamborghini. Oh yeah, my
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  limbo! That I'm renting like how Andrew and Tristan
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  Tate do. I made a deal last night late with the
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  GM because I've known him for a while. I had
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  a GM. Getting a message from me again. Oh, yeah,
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  Tom. I probably wouldn't have added you on Instagram.
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  What a delightful guy. Because I'm somebody who
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  looks at opportunity. Yeah, by using people like
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  a sociopathic loser. Sorry. Like a last resort,
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  especially if it's a good one. That's got to
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  make them feel good. And last night, what could
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  have happened? We could have linked up. Oh, yeah.
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  30 minutes, 45 minutes that we could have just
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  set and just talked in the whip and got on the
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  same page. What is it, 2004? But when you act
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  as if opportunities like this come around, to
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  me, that's crazy. That's sociopathic dark. You
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  say you live in La Mesa. La Mesa ain't that good
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  of an area. Now we're judging where people live
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  even though I'm a con artist scumbag douche?
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  I mean it. And you said that you was thinking
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  about working in a strip club. So clearly you
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  need money. Me working in that kind of club,
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  you know, where you showing. Yeah. And you're
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  talking to these women. So you're no different.
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  You're a douche. For $2, $3. Because on average,
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  I seem up on $2, $3. I was the biggest. Oh, yeah.
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  I've done about 180. Spending that last night
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  from the time I was in here to the time I left.
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  Most. to pay their entry fee and throw $5 a show.
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  That ain't no money. Entry fee? I'm hanging out
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  with high rollers. Well, I used to when I worked
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  at the Bone. Need to be strong for your dicks.
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  There you go. Yeah, if you thought you were the
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  football player's side, you're stepping. All
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  right, that was NFL News. Sup, Ty? We're all
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  gonna die and be maggot food. Shut up. Milo,
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  you're on a piece of shit, was arrested. NBA
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  Youngboy's lawyer responds to the hotel fight
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  and says he's innocent. NBA Youngboy's a failure
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  as a man. It was weird. I was driving back from
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  North Shore Park. I'll swear. You know, just
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  whatever. And my listener, Dwayne, who's been
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  listening since the early on times of Hoppy Out,
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  before John Brennan rudely canceled it like a
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  bland salty cracker. Well, here is what Chad
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  GBT thinks about my career. Ryan Hoppa's Tampa
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  radio career looks less like a straight line
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  and more like somebody scanning the dial. Oh,
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  thank you. The Chicago -area native began at
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  Harper College Radio, then worked on sports and
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  syndicated talk productions around Chicago and
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  Milwaukee. You kind of left out that I had my
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  own overnight show and afternoon show, and then
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  I worked for EDM Radio, but we'll just casually
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  leave that out. In early 2015, he landed inside
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  a nationally syndicated morning show as phone
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  screener for Rover's Morning Glory in Cleveland.
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  He answered calls, contributed to bits, and occasionally
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  joined the conversation on it. Yeah, by interrupting
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  Robert. And by interrupting Shane French. I made
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  him mad. When you say Robert's name, you gotta
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  say Shane French. And then created this. Happy
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  Hot Topic. By Tank Smasher. Only a few months
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  later, Hoppa moved to Tampa Bay and joined 102
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  .5 The Bone. What began in promotions expanded
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  into screening calls, board operation, production,
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  and on -air work. He remained with the station
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  until 2022. Next came sports radio. In August
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  2022, WDAE hired him as executive producer for
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  Beckles and Retcher. He later appeared with Pat
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  and Aaron and handled the show's headline segment,
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  The Blender. By 2023, he was back inside a different
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  Tampa radio cluster. Wow, that really did jump
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  out. I remember they left out the conservative
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  radio job, which I'm kind of glad. I remember
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  my boss was like, you want to know what John
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  Brennan said about you? Because we were airing
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  the attorney Patrick Smith show. He was actually
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  doing it out of that building. And once I left,
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  he could not get along with the person that replaced
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  me after I quit that job and had a midlife crisis.
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  So now he records at the bone. And this was like,
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  John Brennan said you're a job hopper. I'm like,
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  God damn it. It's kind of true. Working with
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  Beasley Media Group and producing the MJ Morning
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  Show. His resume now also lists resume, programming,
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  traffic, and audio -video responsibilities. Yeah,
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  traffic reporting. Here's the part that's a little
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  piece of gossip. First of all, I have 800 ,000
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  downloads altogether since 2012, so remember
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  that. Listen to this. Meanwhile, Hoppa kept building
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  the project he started in 2012, Hoppa Hour. Yeah,
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  I've heard of it. The Daily Show imitates the
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  freewheeling personality radio he grew up admiring.
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  I don't know if it imitates it. It's emulating
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  it. Imitator? Douche. The numbers are unusual.
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  Here's the best part. Hopper reports more than
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  450 ,000 lifetime downloads in nearly 1 ,000
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  episodes. Well, actually about 5 ,000, but it's
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  not on the whole archive. Apple publicly shows
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  roughly 90 ratings, but only a 3 .4 average.
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  Big output, a divided audience. I love this part
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  right here. Publicly shows roughly 90 ratings,
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  but only a 3 .4 average. Big output, a divided
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  audience, and somehow a show that keeps finding
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  another frequency. Jesus Christ. And then my
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  friend showed me the one for the Pinellas podcast,
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  which I like the Pinellas podcast. But it was
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  just like, oh, the Pinellas podcast gets like
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  fucking all the praise and love. And I'm always
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  surprised, man. Because then there was this video
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  that my friend made. Where is it? Give me a second.
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  I promise. Here's the top six podcasts. Ready?
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  Six Tampa Bay podcasts that are not all the same
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  show. You don't say. Pinellas Podcast. Of course!
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  Is a hyper -local guide to the people, places,
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  beach life, and strange stories of Pinellas County.
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  That's true. Hoppa Hour, hosted by Ryan Hoppa,
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  brings comedy, interviews, and unfiltered pop
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  culture talk. That's number three. Former Tampa
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  Bay Buccaneer Ian Beckles goes inside football
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  and the Bucs own in the trenches. Good show.
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  He's not a nice guy. From St. Petersburg, HMB
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  Radio mixes local personalities. Will coach!
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  When I thought my cat was dying, it was around
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  Thanksgiving 2020. I asked him if he could come
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  into the station 20 minutes early to do something
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  I had to do. because I was up late at the animal
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  event. And he said, sorry, dog, that's your job.
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  So go fuck yourself, Will! Mm -hmm. Current events
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  and Florida observations with Wilkunks and Anna
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  Hummel. Right, there you go. So there's what's
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  happening. I can assume my unfriendly listeners.
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  I don't. I can't. Mm -hmm. All right. Oh, whoa!
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  weekend it was of getting nothing done. So it's
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  the time of the year, the most wonderful time
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  of the year. As we're recording, if you're listening
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  in Fresno in our affiliate 97 .7, if you're listening
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  on the next day, the funny part. is that this
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  will be airing in September. You're going to
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  be playing Earth, Wind, and Fire. No. The thing
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  is, this is still August, and my birthday is
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  in like three days. Yo, yo, yo. What up, Virgos?
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  And I'm just telling you. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. TikToker
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  has gone completely viral after claiming she
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  graduated from Duke University, but come to find
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  out, she allegedly didn't graduate at all and
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  faked the whole thing. Yeah, she seems dumb.
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  You just look at her and you go, you're not a
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  scholar. So this TikToker by the name of Angel
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  Victoria Murdoch appeared to have it all. She
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  was selling Happy Smith, high -end real estate,
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  had more than 300 ,000 followers, and even appeared
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  on six episodes of Temptation Island on Netflix.
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  Oh, yeah. We all, you know, we're spanking it
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  to her. I did it. I'm saying someone did. Netflix.
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  Angel recently posted photos wearing a cap and
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  gown celebrating what she claimed was her 2026
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  graduation from Duke University. In her Instagram
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  caption, she talked about the late nights, the
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  sacrifices, basically everything that led up
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  to the big moment of graduating. You're a dumb
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  broad. But people quickly noticed something wasn't
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  adding up. Her graduation gown was allegedly
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  the wrong color. You're dumb. And students from
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  Duke's physician assistant program began calling
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  her out. Oh, yeah. You didn't put in any work.
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  The only work you put in was in the back room.
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  You know what I mean? Now with the latest update,
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  a university spokesperson tells TMZ we can find
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  no record of a student by the name of Angel Murdoch
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  having applied to or attended the Duke Physician
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  Assistant Program. Yeah, you know, she thinks
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  she's going to get away with it. But she could
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  die I love it! Everybody knows that I'm a pro
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  -gay ally. And honestly, anybody that gets that
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  triggered by what gay people do, you're probably
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  in the closet. Let's be honest here. If you care
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  that much. Take a look at what's re -emerging.
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  What a news headline. You got to include the
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  traffic. Traffic in downtown St. Pete is usually
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  something most drivers would want to avoid. Oh,
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  you don't say. Thank you, local news. Take the
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  long ride home. But these days, Dr. Byron Green
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  College is changing his route to go right through
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  it. I feel like I'm doing my civic duty. You're
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  so funny. Hilarious. Go to Sidesplitters. Over
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  the course of the last month, traffic on Central
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  Avenue has caused part of its former identity
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  to reappear. With the pride mural that used to
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  sit at 25th and Central. I loved it. It was so
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  colorful. Slowly starting to show again. Hell
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  yeah, I love it. If you are that triggered by
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  gay people, if you're a woman and you hate gay
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  people, just admit you want vagina. If you're
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  a guy and you hate gay people, just admit you
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  want penis. To cover up or hide our identities
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  is absolutely not going to affect the reality
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  that we are in fact still here. And they're still
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  banging each other. It comes less than a year
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  after Governor DeSantis directed FDOT to remove...
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  Yeah, you know DeSantis probably likes some guys.
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  And it's just in the closet. Oops. Oh my God,
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  I'm on DeSantis. He sounds gay. ...across the
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  state, calling it a distraction to drivers in
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  a... Oh, yeah, totally. Not the freaking, you
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  know, infrastructure that's all messed up in
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  the road. Oh, it's the colors. Shut your ass.
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  Actually, you wouldn't shut your ass. ...the
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  policy decision in Florida. You know, we're not
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  going to use the roads for that purpose. I'm
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  a dentist. What is your purpose in life? You're
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  a douche right here. This is an absolute loser.
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  First year at five, a Pinellas mother is sitting
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  in jail tonight, charged with leaving two children
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  in a hot car, all while deputies say she went
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  into a store and shoplifted. Mm -hmm. This is
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  a case of the movie Idiocracy. When you have
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  absolute ass, why? Reproduce. Fox 13's Kaylee
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  Tracy has details on the case, as well as insight
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  from law enforcement about what you can do if
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  you ever see a person or an animal. Mm -hmm.
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  Mm -hmm. Tonight, St. Petersburg City Council
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  approved a move to increase residents' utility
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  rate increases starting this fall. City leaders
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  say the increase is needed to improve St. Pete's
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  infrastructure. Oh, boo -hoo! Figure it out!
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  I love how there was all the damage on the beach.
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  Oh, we gotta raise the price! Stop making the
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  everyday average Joe suffer because you don't
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  know how to make money! Show your ass! News Channel
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  8's Victoria Luke is live just outside of City
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  Hall tonight. Victoria, how do residents feel
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  about this one? Well, Josh, as for the residents
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  that spoke at tonight's meeting, they're upset
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  because they're now trying to figure out how
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  they're going to move money around to pay for
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  these hikes. A lot of us here. Yeah, the problem
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  is the problem. Prices keep going up, but the
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  pay's not. Looks like we're on a fixed income,
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  and these rates are hurting us. Despite opposition
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  from many residents Thursday, the politicians
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  don't give a shit about us, because they all
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  make six figures. They think they're better than
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  us, but they're all losers. Petersburg City Council
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  members voted to raise utility bills citywide.
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  Madam Chair, the motion to approve agenda item
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  J2A passes 6 -2. Burn in hell! Starting October
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  1st, potable water, storm water, waste water,
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  reclaimed water, and sanitation utilities are
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  going up. What about the millions of dollars
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  that went to the flock cameras? Why not use it
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  at night, you scumbags? According to the city,
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  utility rates can increase anywhere between $8
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  to $14 a month. That's an hourly pay. For customers,
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  depending on how much water they use. Alright.
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  I love how the boomers are like, the millennials
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  are so wimpy. We're getting screwed without lube.
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  I know life's always been hard, but man, what
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  the hell's going on? Bacon and pedophiles. Father
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  Michael Flager returned to St. Sabina Church
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  today. This is why I can't stay in religion.
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  We all know the guy probably did it. He had a
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  bunch of allegations, but every church has insurance
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  to cover up pedophilia, which tells you that
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  there's a pedophile problem in religion. If you
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  need an insurance, that means it's happening
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  a lot. Screw you. Reinstated to preach after
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  the archdiocese cleared him of a sexual abuse
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  allegation. Of course they did. They're all creeps.
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  WGN's Bryant McRae spoke with the longtime Chicago
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  pastor. Well, it's been seven weeks since Father
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  Michael Flager stood behind the pulpit and in
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  front of his congregation here at St. I don't
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  know if he would, I don't know if this reporter's
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  game, but I don't know if the priest would approve
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  of your lifestyle. It's Sabina Church. Today,
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  that church welcomed him with open arms. Oh,
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  you can't touch her. Welcome back. Welcome back.
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  Welcome back to Cotter. Welcome back. Welcome
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  back. Welcome back. Sounds like a cult in there.
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  Jesus Christ. In the four walls of St. Savita
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  Church Sunday. There is dancing with all the
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  urban people. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. You're a phony.
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  A shepherd's welcome rings out. Ridiculous. They're
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  treating him like a rock star. You're all morons.
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  Father Michael Lager, back in the place he calls
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  home. Good. The Hall of the Creeps! Ridiculous!
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  I don't want to come back damaged. You are damaged!
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  What about your probable victims? They're probably
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  more damaged than you, you asswipe! I don't want
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  to come back bitter. I don't want to come back
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  angry. I want to come back... You came back and
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  got away with a crime because the insurance probably
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  paid it off. Shut your ass! Act positive. I'm
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  excited. Burn in hell. God's not real. You're
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  a scumbag. Mayor Brandon Johnson announcing new
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  funding aimed at helping food entrepreneurs in
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  Chicago. I'm Brian McRae joining you guys with
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  more on health. Hopefully it helps out the food
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  deserts. The former Loretto Hospital CFO... it
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  once again. Anash Ahmed is back in the United
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  States in court today to face charges tied to
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  a fraud scheme. He is now also being indicted.
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  Yeah, so there was all the fraud about COVID.
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  What a scam that was. Police here in Vernon.
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  Yeah, COVID ruined a whole generation of kids.
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  And there's this headliner right here. Yeah!
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  You, you're in charge of our water. You want
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  some? So there's some really dirty, murky water
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  in Fresno, and this hot -ass girl in her early
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  20s brings the dirty water. This is where the
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  politicians are phony. If they had to drink the
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  water, you know, they'd be freaking hot. New
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  at 11, homeowners in Fresno County's Shaver Springs
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  neighborhood are still asking for answers. That's
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  after murky water started... I mean, what the
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  hell is going on with these politicians? They
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  are screwing us without lube! They suck! ...to
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  run from their faucets. Tonight, county leaders
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  hosting a meeting in Albury, trying to clear
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  up what's going on. As neighbors say, they just
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  want clear and affordable water. Of course! That's
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  the bare freaking minimum! We need water! Nobody
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  can afford these rates. We can't live up here
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  right now. We can't drink the water. We can't
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  afford to... Thanks, Gavin Newsom! You screwed
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  them! Darryl Tabor has called Shaver Springs
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  home since 2017. He says the water wasn't great
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  when he moved in, but it got substantially worse
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  after the Creek Fire. Yeah, well, think about
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  all the money that Fresno probably uses that
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  could go to fixing anything. But they're lazy!
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  We have to drive down to town to fill up five
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  -gallon jugs of water, buy bottled water, on
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  top of... That's a problem! ...a nearly almost
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  $500... But if this affected the politicians,
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  Ah, you know, it'd be fixed in a second. Water
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  bill raised. Now he and dozens of others gathering
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  at the Pine Ridge School's cafeteria to hear
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  what the county has to say about the worsening
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  water quality. Homeowners even printing out pictures
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  of the water from their taps as... And the politicians
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  are like, we were elected because we were losers
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  on the playground, so now we're power hungry.
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  We don't actually care about you. Why do you
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  think we care about you? Proof, with Tabor bringing
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  in a jug of his own water. It looks literally
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  like yours. Fresh from his faucet. All right,
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  well, figure it out, Fresno. Oh, yeah. If you're
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  listening to this in Fresno, it's my birthday.
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  Because that means the show airs the next day.
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  But as of right now, I'm still at 32 for another.
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  Well, actually, I usually wait until 3 p .m.
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  East Coast time because it's exactly when I was
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  born at 3 p .m. So I got about another, at this
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  moment that I'm recording, another 25 hours of
• 24:10
  being 32. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out
• 24:21
  of the pool for adult swim. All kids out. Begins
• 24:34
  now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive. Those are his good
• 24:40
  qualities. A sick person with a powerful tool.
• 24:43
  On three. You ready? One, two, three. Go. Door
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  is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and
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  you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No,
• 25:24
  no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's over. Okay, we're good. All right.
• 25:50
  Stop lacking any meat. And that's what real women
• 25:53
  need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3,
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  2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with
• 26:08
  Hoppy. Oh yeah! What a way to begin the show.
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  Just with pure energy. It is hump day. I hope
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  you all get your rocks up. And you achieve the
• 27:01
  greatest orgasm of your life. And on an arm day,
• 27:08
  any other morning show would be like, here's
• 27:11
  facts about what happens on Wednesday. No, we
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  play AI music. I got it. It's Hop Day! I'll share.
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  8 -5 -6. 49 -0. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3.
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  You can tweet at me at Ryan Happy Radio. I am
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  looking at Luna. She's on my balcony overlooking
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  the pool. Hey, women, you want to come get banged
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  up? I have a view of the pool. That doesn't sound
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  weird. What's going on? You can tweet at me.
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  All right, Hobby Radio. You can always email
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  me, ryanhobbyradiojoe .com. Oh, what is today?
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  Classic on replay. Everybody knows the phrase.
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  Hoppy hour got the whole world counting down
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  the days. Hoppy hour, yeah, yeah, yeah. Luna
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  in the heart, oh yeah. Say P to the world, world,
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  world. Hoppy all day. Hoppy, hoppy, hoppy. Oh,
• 29:16
  you know what this means. Time to get your marijuana.
• 29:22
  Hoppy in the boom. Smoke talk, Ryan Hoppy radio.
• 29:26
  Ryan Hoppy or whatever. I'm paying $10 a month
• 29:33
  for this. Who cares if they mispronounce my name?
• 29:35
  I mean, I would love for it to say it correctly,
• 29:39
  but it doesn't matter. Because you know why?
• 29:42
  Camera on, don't blink. We go hard in the blink.
• 29:47
  Getting high with Hoppy. Getting high with Hoppy.
• 29:51
  Hoppy's homies say it loud. Oh, shit. Uh -huh.
• 30:00
  All right. Let's see what I got right here. Yeah.
• 30:06
  Got it from Exotic Smokes on 4th Street. Very
• 30:11
  concerned. You know why I'm concerned? All these
• 30:17
  smoke shops are opening up in St. Pete. Hey,
• 30:20
  everybody. Hey. is, you know, getting high. And
• 30:25
  that might be taken from us. Unless you have
• 30:27
  your medical card. But first. So I have this
• 30:34
  mirror and I'm looking at it and I'm looking
• 30:37
  at myself talking. Man, I look like a jackass.
• 30:44
  Anyway, you can tell I already smoked a little
• 30:46
  bit. All right, let me turn on the marijuana
• 30:49
  music we have here. Oh, this would be pretty
• 30:56
  good. You might have heard this on the radio
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  if it was a Beasley station. Oh, yeah. We got
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  the NFL. Beginning of the week. National football.
• 31:18
  National Fatherless League. Oh, geez. I could
• 31:21
  go all day. No fun league. All right. So right
• 31:29
  here before I got really distracted about looking
• 31:31
  at myself in the mirror talking, I was talking
• 31:34
  about exotic smokes. I got this Crown Zen THCP
• 31:38
  Indica Granddaddy Purple. They have two versions.
• 31:45
  Zen and the hybrid. I have the hybrid with me.
• 31:48
  So I need you to go out there, grab your marijuana.
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  If you got to pause the podcast, that's fine.
• 32:00
  I mean, you really can't pause if you're listening
• 32:02
  in, you know, good old Fresno in the morning.
• 32:08
  Yeah, make sure if you're listening to Fresno
• 32:10
  that you're not, like, going to get caught. You
• 32:13
  know what I mean? Because the dawn in the morning
• 32:15
  is when we air it fresh now on Hot 97 .7. On
• 32:20
  Hot 97 .7 FM radio .com. So, look, I don't want
• 32:24
  my listeners, you know, like, getting caught.
• 32:26
  The boss is like, why do you reek like weeds?
• 32:29
  Because of a guy named Ryan Hoppy. Blame him.
• 32:37
  Got this blue dream. All right, let's go. You
• 32:41
  hear the louder? This is such not PPM -friendly
• 32:45
  radio. Yeah, I was driving around listening to
• 32:49
  PPM -friendly radio. Oh, my God! Dude, you know
• 32:56
  there's an app for a radio company? I did not
• 33:00
  know. Every talk break. All right. Got this joint
• 33:07
  right here. You got your blunt, your bong, your
• 33:09
  ball, your vid, your pin, whatever the hell you
• 33:13
  have. Let's get high. Inside reference to L .A.
• 33:37
  radio, a Klein and Ali show, Vanessa. I'm feeling
• 33:40
  it. That's how I feel. Feel good. None of that
• 33:46
  one. Let's take another hit. My mom sends me
• 33:56
  motivational quotes all day. And scriptures.
• 34:01
  And in the Bible of Jeebus. It says Matthew 634
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  NIV. It should be. My Bible verse would be Hoppy
• 34:13
  634 HPV. Therefore, do not worry about tomorrow.
• 34:18
  For tomorrow will worry about itself. Yeah, but
• 34:22
  you've got to pay rent. I'll worry about tomorrow
• 34:24
  when I get evicted. I'm crazy. So it won't say
• 34:32
  it. that in the podcast episode, but I've been
• 34:35
  recording for 11 minutes and 11 seconds. So I'm
• 34:41
  going to make a wish that I get my rocks off
• 34:44
  as much as I want when I turn 33. You just can't
• 34:51
  be allergic to cats because I have a cat and
• 34:54
  she sheds a lot. Painting a delightful little
• 34:59
  picture, aren't I? Oh, yeah. Let me smoke this.
• 35:05
  Oh, yeah. Oh, man. What the hell is going on?
• 35:16
  8, 5, 6. 49, honey. 8, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6, 7, 17.
• 35:28
  Oh, yeah. Yeah, the other night I got in trouble
• 35:32
  on Twitter. The same Twitter, you know, that
• 35:38
  does this thing where they allow the N -word.
• 35:43
  They allowed the effort for gay people and you
• 35:46
  can be phobic on there. This isn't like, you
• 35:49
  know, other pages. I literally see black people
• 35:52
  being called muckies. It's out of control. You
• 35:58
  know what's even more out of control? So, Hammer
• 36:01
  and Hank. Everyone knows radio legend Henry Oaks.
• 36:06
  His dog died, Marley. And we did a segment about
• 36:10
  it, remembering Marley. It's on this podcast
• 36:13
  feed. And it aired a few times this week on Hot
• 36:17
  97. All right, whatever. Well, no, whatever.
• 36:21
  It was dog dying. Me moving on to my point. Just
• 36:24
  want to clarify that. I get suspended for 12
• 36:30
  hours from Twitter and I'm like, oh, is it me
• 36:32
  making a cum shot joke or something I said? No,
• 36:35
  no, no, no, no. Let me get the official email
• 36:40
  here. I could not believe I was suspended for
• 36:43
  Twitter. Like, fuck you, you deadbeat piece of
• 36:46
  shit. Hey, Ryan Hoppy, your account at Ryan Hoppy
• 36:52
  Radio is detected by our systems and has been
• 36:55
  automatically locked for violating the X rules.
• 37:03
  Okay. You ready for the tweet? I swear to God
• 37:09
  my life is Curb Your Enthusiasm. I swear. Check
• 37:15
  it out as Henry Hammer and Hank Oaks of the Hammer
• 37:19
  and Hank show remembers his amazing dog Marley
• 37:22
  to Ryan Hoppy. Search Hammer and Hank on all
• 37:26
  streaming platforms to listen. Yeah. fuck you
• 37:30
  twitter so i can literally see you use the n
• 37:33
  word and you would think either i wouldn't be
• 37:38
  okay with it or not i don't understand what it
• 37:41
  was and then i peeled it and i won and i still
• 37:45
  wasn't allowed on all that to me represents the
• 37:49
  world you can still win and either way you're
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  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 38:13
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• 38:21
  can see that with barack and michelle as well
• 38:25
  they do a lot of touching kissing even fisting
• 38:29
  and we'll call it a day the semen was so big
• 38:34
  it's not lacking any meat and that's what real
• 38:37
  women need Cussing! Cussing! Stop cussing! It
• 38:42
  looks like you went and got a b***h job. On the
• 38:45
  iPad screen, whatever the case might be, in your
• 38:47
  hand, in a sock, in a whatever, like, thank you.
• 38:50
  But also, I would love to be getting railed,
• 38:53
  but... As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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  yeah, let me press this button right here. Yo!
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  Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will be right back.
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  And over again And again, and again, and again
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  Yo, when you hear talk of the Southside You hear
• 39:45
  talk of the team It's your niggas' fair prints
• 39:47
  And respected preen For all you slow motherfuckers
• 39:50
  I'ma break it down iller Supreme was the businessman
• 39:52
  And Prince was the killer Remember? He used to
• 39:55
  push the bulletproof BM, uh -huh Say I get your
• 39:57
  seasick I sat back and peep shit The road was
• 40:00
  easy water then They ain't get blunted Had to
• 40:02
  hold projects Working for 50 or 500 As a youth
• 40:05
  All I ever did I used to idolize cat Hurt me
• 40:09
  to my heart to hear that nigga snitched on Pat
• 40:11
  How he go out like that? Rumors in the hood was
• 40:14
  just for snitchin' I ain't believe that Paul,
• 40:16
  he helped me cop my first year sex I had the
• 40:18
  4 under the Z, the 5 and the 3 Used to drive
• 40:21
  his truck through the hood, draggin' jet skis
• 40:23
  From Gerald Wallace to Biggie Wise Don't be surprised
• 40:26
  at how freely I thought our names are guys Who
• 40:28
  dealt with buys like L .A. and Wise L got shot
• 40:30
  in the neck, then told us connect Them niggas
• 40:32
  who shot him got up for 10 bricks Fuckin' Dominicans,
• 40:35
  turnt around and get Just to stay on top Till
• 40:47
  we come in red With sin Over and over again And
• 40:55
  again That first verse is just a dose of the
• 41:00
  shit that I'm on Consider this the first chapter
• 41:02
  in the ghetto's Quran I know a lot of niggas
• 41:05
  back in dough like Demi and Joe And Prince and
• 41:07
  Righteous from Hillside with them all on his
• 41:09
  nose Throughout my struggles in the hood, I started
• 41:11
  learning Life's a bitch Pretty face, boy, she
• 41:14
  burnin'. Man, I'ma get cheese like Chaz, then
• 41:16
  run through whips like Seagull. Gamble all the
• 41:18
  time like country curly -haired prince. It's
• 41:20
  all time, popo under pressure, too. They know
• 41:22
  what they facin'. Go against crews like Vivo
• 41:24
  or killers like Pappy Mason. A lot of niggas
• 41:26
  I know been corrupted since birth. Ties to rob
• 41:29
  nuns for fun. They think they worth. I know some
• 41:31
  cats that have that whole complex. It's like
• 41:33
  holy war. Together, niggas stand and divide it,
• 41:35
  they fall. Round here, shook niggas, they keep
• 41:38
  it in motion. Come around here with your roller,
• 41:40
  you can get robbed like ocean. Lord knows. Commie
• 41:43
  had laws and soul. Helicopters, rose voices with
• 41:46
  Louis Vuitton interior. Might sound like I'm
• 41:48
  fantasizing, but son, I'm dead serious. Montana
• 41:50
  was no dummy, bought business to wash the money.
• 41:52
  Had money out the ass, he politic like the Asians.
• 41:55
  Feds couldn't catch him dirty, so set up for
• 41:57
  tax evasion. Forgive me for I've said over and
• 42:02
  over again. Just to stay on top. But we call
• 42:08
  Mary. Oh, yeah! We'll be right back. Just to
• 43:09
  stay on time I recall Mary Bills twisting Over
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  and over again Again Welcome back to Hoppy Hour.
• 43:41
  I am your host, Ryan Hoppy, hanging out with
• 43:44
  you. And you, don't think I forgot about you.
• 43:53
  Oh my God. So last night, I kind of pranked my
• 43:58
  Chad GBT. This is an actual successful prank.
• 44:03
  Unlike the fake prank calls on the radio. You
• 44:08
  want to know what that prank was? I was talking
• 44:16
  to Chad GBT and it was like at 1235 p .m. or
• 44:20
  something. And it was 1235 p .m. And I said.
• 44:25
  Chad GBT, how did you know that it was 12 .35
• 44:29
  p .m.? It's actually 7 .38 a .m. And Chad GBT
• 44:34
  goes, you are right. It's 7 .35 a .m. And then
• 44:40
  I'm like, I punch you. Just the psychotic things.
• 44:47
  Hey, been in my house. My cat's looking at me
• 44:52
  like, pet me, bitch. Hiya. own you what's going
• 44:58
  on here unattractive consistently putting yourself
• 45:01
  down in conversations yeah no girl likes being
• 45:05
  around a guy that has no confidence you gotta
• 45:11
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  Women don't like hearing you talk poorly about
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  yourself because if you don't see your own value,
• 45:46
  there's that clip going on in the club. I think
• 45:56
  it's time on this beautiful hump day or thirsty
• 46:01
  Thursday, if you're listening in Fresno. I think
• 46:04
  it's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Right now. It's
• 46:08
  time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with
• 46:11
  Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. My freaking inbox blew
• 46:17
  up, dude. I made a post last night. It's the
• 46:22
  20th anniversary of Idiocracy. And I said, Idiocracy
• 46:35
  came out 20 years ago today. I saw it in 2009
• 46:39
  while in the hospital recovering from scoliosis
• 46:44
  surgery. It made me laugh so hard. It is my favorite
• 46:48
  comedic movie of all time. Little did I know
• 46:53
  I was watching The Near Future back in 2009.
• 47:03
  And we got a huge comment section here. Flying
• 47:08
  Brian, Fort Myers radio legend and the original
• 47:11
  host of The Freak Show on Wild 98 .7. said it's
• 47:19
  crazy the world was introduced to cracks the
• 47:22
  concept the costume designer was told to get
• 47:25
  the dumbest looking shoes they could find for
• 47:27
  the cast and said hey what if these actually
• 47:29
  became popular richard solizano richard solizano
• 47:34
  from strange clouds clearwater said law degrees
• 47:38
  from costco are coming soon welcome to costco
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  i love you welcome to costco i love you Welcome
• 47:46
  to Costco. I love you. Can you imagine being
• 47:50
  my fucking neighbor? I probably think I'm a moron.
• 47:52
  Almost said another word. Corey Porter says,
• 47:57
  best documentary ever. So I just said what's
• 48:00
  happening in my inbox. Oh, and then this was
• 48:05
  frigging funny. I have this friend named Trent
• 48:07
  who's a really good dude. Like I'm almost jealous
• 48:11
  of how much of a good dude he is. And I'm really
• 48:16
  jealous. He's a good father. He's a good husband.
• 48:21
  He's a good friend. He's just overall salt of
• 48:25
  the earth. And I'm a scumbag. And I posted a
• 48:32
  link about Bonnie Blue having a kid and giving
• 48:36
  birth, which we still don't know is true or not
• 48:38
  because she's a skank. And he comments. And he
• 48:45
  says, what stunts did she do? Because it said
• 48:47
  in the caption, known for her outrageous stunts
• 48:50
  because the algorithm's not going to say, fuck
• 48:52
  10 ,000 people. Yeah, that's not going to be
• 48:57
  put in there. All right, what do I got here?
• 49:03
  Chris Brown says he can't go to court because
• 49:05
  of his tour. Oh, it's going to be so wonderful.
• 49:09
  So you just go, I don't really feel like going
• 49:11
  to court today. Adrian Broner said the same thing.
• 49:16
  Career side chick Ariana Grande is having feet
• 49:18
  problems. Oh, yeah. Welcome to your 30s where
• 49:22
  your body's breaking down. I didn't even know
• 49:29
  this. Because I'm a fan of her body of work.
• 49:36
  Being Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy. I would
• 49:38
  have watched this had I known the time. Love
• 49:40
  Overboard. which was on Hulu, a dating show has
• 49:45
  been canceled. So that's not good. Hunter Biden
• 49:50
  said that his dad would check on him. That's
• 49:52
  good. Though in the bare freaking minimum, Lizzo's
• 49:58
  sexual assault lawsuit has been dismissed. If
• 50:01
  it was any other broad, you know she would totally
• 50:04
  be getting in trouble. Wheel of Fortune's Jim
• 50:08
  Thornton suspended the announcer. Jim Thornton,
• 50:13
  the longtime Wheel of Fortune announcer has been
• 50:17
  suspended by Sony Pictures. The studio tells
• 50:23
  TMZ, we have recently been aware of allegations
• 50:26
  concerning Jim Thornton. They did not provide
• 50:31
  details on that, but there was a picture of him
• 50:34
  on his laptop on the plane. Something happened
• 50:39
  here. Probably sexual assault. Probably kind
• 50:44
  of similar to Bob Barker. It's all those boomers
• 50:48
  that are on TV that think they're better than
• 50:50
  you. Shut your ass. You're annoying. They have
• 50:56
  a video here of the guy that TMZ has in their
• 51:00
  archive. So we'll see what this provides. It
• 51:04
  could be absolutely riveting or an absolute fail.
• 51:07
  We'll see. All right now. Now, you want to say
• 51:14
  something to Jim, correct? Yes. This is a contestant
• 51:18
  talking to Jim. Jim actually has the ideal job,
• 51:22
  at least in my mind, to be a game show announcer
• 51:25
  is like a dream job for me. Yeah, every 10 an
• 51:28
  hour, every other job. Probably like you, you
• 51:31
  wanted to do something like that since you were
• 51:33
  little, like I did, right? Actually. What is
• 51:38
  it about the freaking happens all the time in
• 51:42
  the media? You can say what you want about Howard
• 51:45
  Stern, but there's never been any sexual assault
• 51:49
  that's happened on his team. Same with Mad Cow,
• 51:53
  Opie Anthony, Bubba. I mean, he had the allegations
• 51:57
  again. But like all the shock jocks, they're
• 52:00
  dirty on air. Billy Madison, quiet guy off air.
• 52:03
  What I'm saying is it's always the ones that
• 52:06
  pretend to be so wonderful. You gotta watch out
• 52:11
  for it. Look at Eric Ferguson. Eric and Kathy
• 52:15
  in Chicago. This guy. I started out wanting to
• 52:18
  be a game show host. Scott Tavlin. What's wrong
• 52:21
  with being a host? A game show host is great,
• 52:24
  but I don't like being on camera. Yeah, me neither,
• 52:26
  bud. I feel that. Speaking of that, I had the
• 52:31
  weirdest freaking text message yesterday. I don't
• 52:37
  even know. Do I want to talk? Because I feel
• 52:40
  like a dick. Bringing it up. But at the same
• 52:44
  time, I just don't. So I had a... Okay. Okay.
• 52:50
  Here is also. Do I even want to do it? I don't
• 52:53
  know if I want to do it. All right. But then
• 52:56
  people get mad. Everyone gets upset. Angry. No.
• 53:03
  I had somebody that I know. In the MMA world.
• 53:07
  Hit me up. They're like hey. Well first of all
• 53:11
  you gotta remember. I don't do any video. No
• 53:15
  one needs to see me. I have a limp. I'm awkward.
• 53:19
  I market myself through my voice. You don't have
• 53:23
  to see me. No one does. And this guy hits me
• 53:28
  up. And says hey. Would you want to do gum? announcing
• 53:33
  for the MMA this weekend. So first of all, I'm
• 53:35
  like, shit. Is he talking about play -by -play
• 53:37
  or color commentary? So I asked him, is it color
• 53:40
  commentary? And is it on video? And he's like,
• 53:44
  hey, man. He's starting to get annoyed. He's
• 53:46
  like, it's you giving your opinion. I'm like,
• 53:48
  well, that's what color commentary is. And I'm
• 53:50
  like, maybe he doesn't know the term. It's kind
• 53:52
  of inside baseball, you know. You got to kind
• 53:54
  of work in the media to know what. Anyway. So
• 53:59
  then I'm like. What is the pay rate? Because
• 54:01
  I don't do anything for free. My whole life.
• 54:06
  I did all the boxing matches for Kelta for free.
• 54:10
  A lot of stuff for free. And this guy flips out
• 54:15
  at me. We're still friends, but I'm like, dude.
• 54:19
  Gas money. What the fuck? I don't know, dude.
• 54:23
  I feel like a dick, but it's like, I don't know.
• 54:26
  I'm just. different, dude. I'm less of a pushover.
• 54:30
  Oh, the giant actors ran their mouth. I'm like
• 54:36
  a battered puppy. Dennis Hoth's brothel. Why
• 54:42
  can't I talk today? Jesus. That's my fucking
• 54:44
  karma. Dennis Hoth's brothel empire is up for
• 54:49
  sale. Yeah. I know a lot The married man at the
• 54:56
  morning show boot camp. That way, you know, cheat
• 55:00
  on their wife. Yeah. That's all I'm going to
• 55:10
  say. The pictures of me and Dennis Hoff were,
• 55:12
  you know, on my social media. Hunter Biden says
• 55:16
  he is 48 % gay. Oh, yeah. You know, he gives
• 55:20
  some good head. And that hot piece of ass, Mackenzie
• 55:25
  Shrill, I got her parole denied. And Kelly Osbourne
• 55:29
  sick of people talking about her body. You look
• 55:31
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• 55:39
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• 55:49
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• 55:53
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• 56:00
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• 56:02
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• 56:04
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• 56:07
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• 56:11
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• 56:19
  And then there's this. Five years since Aaliyah's
• 56:21
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• 56:26
  and ever. But I cannot believe Aaliyah's been
• 56:30
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• 56:35
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• 56:38
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• 56:43
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• 56:51
  filed by Jomo Hankerson against Barry Hankerson
• 56:54
  and his record label. Blah, blah, blah. She ain't
• 56:59
  coming back. It sucks. A bar manager allegedly
• 57:05
  shaved an 18 year old's head after she was unable
• 57:07
  to pay her. There's this interesting, crazy.
• 57:14
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• 57:16
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• 57:18
  there. I'm like, what if I were to shave that
• 57:22
  guy's mustache? This happened on August 25th
• 57:28
  at a bar in Bangkok. Where the woman ordered
• 57:30
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• 57:33
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• 57:37
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• 57:41
  $1 ,800. She reportedly used a fake ID to get
• 57:46
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• 57:57
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• 58:04
  shooter Flock claimed he was mad Dirk didn't
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  pay him for the alleged hit what a bunch of thugs
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• 58:19
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• 58:25
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• 58:29
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• 58:32
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• 58:34
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• 58:37
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• 58:46
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• 58:49
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• 58:54
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• 59:02
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• 59:12
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• 59:16
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• 59:19
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• 59:25
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• 59:36
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• 59:38
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• 59:41
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• 59:53
  are you still listening to Jelly Roll? One of
• 59:54
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• 1:05:37
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• 1:06:36
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• 1:08:17
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• 1:09:12
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• 1:14:04
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  love to learn the streets Or leave them alone
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  vex Hit at your feet, make you one, two step
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  might be even badder If I catch you on the bound,
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  kick Nike in your bladder I got the whole town
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  hooked over this dope And I'ma smoke till I'm
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  broke, I hit the score with a brick, yeah That's
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  why they playin' to the wall with my dick They
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  used to have big dreams, now all of them strip
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  wind up in the sky for a dollar, but I'ma keep
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  it Memosies, niggas die, no Venata Cause babies
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  need Luke and baby mamas need Prada And daddy
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  got pride, that's why he got fried And it happens
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  every weekend, that's why we outside Buying cameras
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  for the store, you niggas gon' need more No need
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  to run, we'll be following you everywhere you
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  go So if you don't need a hiding space, you need
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  a gun You need a clip, a little heart And then
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  a spark, be a victim of society You know how
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  it goes down out here, man You better load up
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  your weapons, we can come outside. We have niggas
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  to scheme on you, man, the hood ain't ride. You'll
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  be a victim of society. Come take a look at where
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  I come from. Man, that's fucked up, what happened
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  to glue? Shorty rolled up on his mom, goose clapping
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  the rule. Retaliation from a robbery in back
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  of the school. Left him bodily hung, spent all
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  that through getting a bond. It goes on out here,
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  whole day long out here. Pow, pow. That is all
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  I hear Watch your back out of town and spray
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  at your runners Right in the parking lot like
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  AWACS in Venice The money's sent to us, I will
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  wave caps to Venice Make backs and spinners,
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  rave plaques and dinners I'm blown drove, be
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  no haze, black and spinach If you hit it too
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  hard, you'd be days back for minutes Hollow the
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  wrong shit, spend days at your dentist Getting
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  your teeth straightened, just cause you was hatin'
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  You met your maker, now it's time to meet Satan
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  In your barrel, he was the only thing left and
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  we waitin' up You need a gun, you need a clip,
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  a little heart Into the spark, be a victim of
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  society. You got to be a stupid motherfucker
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  not to have one out here, man. You better load
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  up your weapon before you come outside. These
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  niggas a scheme on you, man. The hood ain't right.
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  You be a victim of society. Stop all that pillow
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  industry niggas playin' the road. They ain't
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  from the street. They underestimate the strong
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  and they be the weak. Your boy gon' rep the unit
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  till they put him to sleep. That'll bring Vietnam
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  to your hood in a bleak. Before I hop in my Impala
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  cheese There won't be no more pops or no more
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  HP's Shotty tied to his hip, knocking on his
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  knees Man, this is for the niggas in the can
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  with a stretch for the bull ring And an old man
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  from the jacks for the loose cannons They understand
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  that they next cause they boxed in Caught in
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  a jam and they stressed I got no problem clipping
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  a rookie Man, you damn near bitch What we missing
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  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
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  to Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know you like
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  All right. It is time. This is the first one
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  we have happening in the club. Right here. Well,
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  Florida seems to be getting de -fluffed. Law
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  enforcement in our area and across the state
• 1:26:51
  announced that they're getting rid of the license
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  plate readers. Please. It's unconstitutional.
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  It's douchey. And the cops have proven over and
• 1:27:01
  over again that they're misusing it, okay? The
• 1:27:07
  Florida Department of Transportation released
• 1:27:09
  this memo today laying out some new rules. New
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  at 6, Action News Jax, Madison Fogley. Tell us
• 1:27:16
  about it, Action News Jacksonville. Oh, got the
• 1:27:18
  governor's take. It's important to note that
• 1:27:23
  when the governor was asked this question, only
• 1:27:25
  the Putnam County Sheriff's Office had announced
• 1:27:27
  it would stop using flock cameras at the time.
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  Since then, several other law enforcement agencies
• 1:27:39
  across Northeast Florida have followed suit due
• 1:27:42
  to the memo. During a press conference in Jacksonville
• 1:27:45
  today, Governor Ron DeSantis was asked whether
• 1:27:47
  law enforcement agencies should stop using automatic
• 1:27:49
  license plate reader cameras. So there's obviously
• 1:27:52
  times when I think it's probably been useful,
• 1:27:54
  but where is this data going? Hell yeah! Usually
• 1:27:58
  I don't like DeSantis! Spread of broken clocks
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  right twice a day! How much data is the company's
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  doing? They claim that the companies aren't going
• 1:28:07
  to misuse it, but no one's watching that. It
• 1:28:09
  comes the same day as the Florida Department
• 1:28:11
  of Transportation issued a memo revoking all
• 1:28:14
  approved permits for ALPRs. I didn't resist right
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  here. Actually, it's the same headline. We are
• 1:28:25
  staying on top of some. Sorry. I'm not always
• 1:28:28
  so organized. Definitely not polished. Right
• 1:28:34
  now, multiple investigations are underway in
• 1:28:36
  West Chicago over possible misuse of flock surveillance
• 1:28:40
  cameras. Chicago cops being dirty. No way! I
• 1:28:45
  always thought of it as such an uncorrupted city.
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  Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Oh yeah, let's see what's
• 1:28:54
  happening with 30 Mile Zone, TMZ. What's happening,
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  Harvey? Okay, I literally stopped in my tracks
• 1:29:07
  when I heard that roller coasters can cause brain
• 1:29:11
  damage. No way! My ass was all about it. And
• 1:29:17
  I just do not like it! But I like getting my
• 1:29:20
  rocks off, and she was good ahead, so I did it.
• 1:29:22
  There is an extreme coaster at Six Flags Magic
• 1:29:25
  Mountain. There were two riders who were severely
• 1:29:28
  injured. The ride is called the X2. That ride
• 1:29:30
  is crazy. Melissa said you go. No, I've been
• 1:29:33
  on it a bunch of times. Does it say this roller
• 1:29:35
  coaster can cause brain damage? If you saw that
• 1:29:38
  warning sign and it said... Nah, don't X me.
• 1:29:40
  I'm still going. She wants to go without seatbelts.
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  Just arrived in Paris. She is about to... Me!
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  With all the health problems she has! She looks
• 1:29:54
  phenomenal. Residency. Have you seen Celine Dion
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  live? It's life changing. Have you seen her?
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  Couple times. Oh, yeah. Vegas? Yes. She, like,
• 1:30:04
  gets on this thing, and then water just pours
• 1:30:07
  down, and you're just like, why is there water
• 1:30:09
  here? But you love it so much, you can't even
• 1:30:11
  handle it. Water. I had a similar experience
• 1:30:13
  at the Spearmint Rhino. Oh, yeah. Gina, my wife.
• 1:30:21
  Gladys Knight says that she is easing out of
• 1:30:23
  performing. Oh, no, you're going to die then.
• 1:30:27
  Her fans became very. Yeah, and that was the
• 1:30:31
  problem. Dolly did the same and then she died.
• 1:30:34
  Happy Hot Topic. Oh, geez. My favorite moment
• 1:30:41
  on the show. I like talking to Jason Momoa. Hey.
• 1:30:47
  Oh, Jesus. The Kelly Clarkson Show. Coming to
• 1:30:51
  an end. I like watching you shine. So that's
• 1:30:57
  these kids having a good time. Her kids. It's
• 1:31:05
  so freaking annoying. Not the kids. Their mom.
• 1:31:09
  It's pop news time and you have that for us,
• 1:31:12
  Hannah Batal. Welcome. Oh, what up, you happy
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  sis? To be here on this couch with you guys,
• 1:31:17
  we begin with Spider -Man Brand New Day swinging
• 1:31:19
  into the top spot of the summer box office. All
• 1:31:22
  right, so that killing it there. Mm -hmm. I was
• 1:31:24
  going to pause the news clip and just move on,
• 1:31:27
  but this reporter's so beautiful. For the fifth
• 1:31:30
  weekend. God, you have cute eyes. In a row. Sit
• 1:31:34
  on my lap. Spidey and friends took in another
• 1:31:37
  $22 million. All right, so we can only do so
• 1:31:40
  much. Mm -hmm. Hmm. Lori Loughlin is returning
• 1:31:44
  to Instagram seven years after deleting her account.
• 1:31:48
  Oh, thank God! Oh, so what? Trish, who portrayed
• 1:31:53
  morning show host Rebecca, Aunt Becky Donaldson
• 1:31:56
  on the sitcom Full House, makes her social media.
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  All right, so she returned. Everyone cared. Yeah.
• 1:32:07
  For Pop News, we are going to give you some motivation
• 1:32:09
  on this Monday morning. It's all about giving
• 1:32:12
  back. Let's start with Olivia Rodrigo, who hosted
• 1:32:14
  her inaugural Daisy Chainfield. Oh, yeah. It
• 1:32:17
  must have been all sociopaths in the audience.
• 1:32:19
  She really embraces it. When a girl embraces
• 1:32:22
  being crazy and not trying to fix it, that means
• 1:32:25
  she's going to be like that the whole relationship.
• 1:32:28
  Mm -hmm. Mm. Eight, five, six. 49, happy. What's
• 1:32:34
  going on here? And happening now, Tiger Woods
• 1:32:38
  appeared in a Florida courtroom earlier this
• 1:32:40
  morning for a change of a plea hearing. Okay,
• 1:32:43
  so he got a reckless driving. Last mob hit in
• 1:32:48
  Chicago. It was 20 years ago today. The top Chicago
• 1:32:52
  outfit boss vanished. His body was never found.
• 1:32:55
  Our investigative reporter Chuck Gowdy joins
• 1:32:57
  us with more on that and what's happening. Oh
• 1:33:00
  yeah, he's the OG of reporting it. Happened to
• 1:33:03
  the historically violent Chicago mob. Chuck?
• 1:33:06
  Allison, Stephan, the last mob hit 20 years ago
• 1:33:09
  today meant the end of the road for underboss
• 1:33:11
  Anthony Little Tony Zizzo. I'm sure he's a great
• 1:33:15
  guy. Zizzo said goodbye to his wife that day.
• 1:33:22
  Neither of them knew it would be forever. Authorities
• 1:33:25
  and organized crime experts believe Zizzo was
• 1:33:27
  rubbed out, killed without a trace. Oh, yeah,
• 1:33:31
  probably, you know, just burned it. Mm -hmm.
• 1:33:35
  Which has got to be an awful smell. The CEO of
• 1:33:39
  Buc -ee's is really making headlines right now
• 1:33:41
  and getting... He's a dumb redneck! Greedy redneck,
• 1:33:46
  white trash loser. Everybody talking. Yeah, Arch
• 1:33:48
  Applin, who goes by Beaver, just recently said
• 1:33:51
  the travel center would focus its... I'm sure
• 1:33:53
  he's totally not racist. Expansion efforts on
• 1:33:57
  conservative states. There you go. You know,
• 1:34:00
  he cheats on his wife all the time. But then
• 1:34:02
  praise his God on Sunday. Show your ass. Show
• 1:34:08
  your BS. You look pretty overweight. Okay? Got
• 1:34:13
  it. 8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6 -5 -6
• 1:34:19
  -7 -7 -3. No! Hoppy Hot Topic! Chase Stokes is
• 1:34:26
  revealing if he's had plastic surgery. Oh, look
• 1:34:29
  at him. He's so plastic. Of course he did. He's
• 1:34:33
  lying to us. The Outer Banks actor recently slammed
• 1:34:36
  what he called funny rumors that he is undergoing
• 1:34:39
  plastic surgery, which he says he considers the
• 1:34:42
  most ridiculous assumption about him online.
• 1:34:45
  Speaking on the September 1st episode of I've
• 1:34:47
  Never Said This Before podcast, Chase said, on
• 1:34:50
  the record, I will say it. I've never had any
• 1:34:52
  work done on my face. Chase admits that he's
• 1:34:55
  seen doctors attempt to dissect his aesthetic
• 1:34:57
  procedures on social media. As he put it, I'm
• 1:35:00
  like, oh, man, you should probably. So you're
• 1:35:02
  a pretty boy. It's all you are. Oh, geez. If
• 1:35:09
  this doesn't make you think, laugh, or yell at
• 1:35:11
  your speakers, are you even listening? Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy is back. Hey, it's Greg
• 1:35:18
  up here in New England from Greg in the Morning
• 1:35:20
  Buzz, and you're listening to the Hoppy Hour
• 1:35:22
  with Hoppy. What's going on with this mutant
• 1:35:29
  right here? Mel Gibson is apologizing for mocking
• 1:35:33
  an ASL interpreter. God, we all know that Mel
• 1:35:38
  Gibson's a freaking elite loser. We all remember
• 1:35:41
  all the awful things he said about people 20
• 1:35:43
  years ago. He's just a douche. Now, is he a great
• 1:35:48
  actor? Of course. There's no denying that. But
• 1:35:51
  he's a douchebag. Braveheart actors issued an
• 1:35:55
  apology following... And it's only an apology
• 1:35:56
  because he got caught. Think about all the times
• 1:35:59
  he probably did it. The August 29th incident
• 1:36:02
  where he made hand gestures behind an ASL interpreter
• 1:36:05
  before walking on stage at a Q &A at Fan Expo
• 1:36:08
  Canada. You're a bitch! A statement shared to
• 1:36:11
  E! News August 31st. He said, sometimes when
• 1:36:14
  you get pushed out on a stage in a spotlight,
• 1:36:16
  your mind is all over the place. So that's the
• 1:36:18
  problem. It was in your mind to make fun of the
• 1:36:20
  person because you're a douche. And sometimes
• 1:36:23
  spontaneous, thoughtless idiocy is displayed.
• 1:36:25
  So what do you have, like Tourette's? You're
• 1:36:27
  an idiot? I mean, I'm not saying people with
• 1:36:28
  Tourette's are idiots. What is? it what's wrong
• 1:36:31
  with you douche there's no intended maliciousness
• 1:36:33
  attached of course there was he sounded like
• 1:36:36
  our president only he doesn't say sorry and i
• 1:36:38
  certainly apologize to anyone who was upset by
• 1:36:41
  it show your ass in the viral moment mel appears
• 1:36:44
  to mock the movements of an asl interpreter as
• 1:36:47
  he enters the stage behind her think about that
• 1:36:49
  person has more and when they die they'll be
• 1:36:52
  remembered better than when you die you bitch
• 1:36:54
  the clip was soon shared to social media All
• 1:36:57
  right, burning hell milk. Mm -hmm. Don't like
• 1:37:01
  that guy. Of the Chicago Cubs, the baseball team
• 1:37:05
  is getting into the rom -com game. The Cubs announced
• 1:37:08
  a new scripted series coming to their TikTok
• 1:37:10
  account. Gross, I'm making a sitcom. Yuck! No,
• 1:37:14
  thank you! I'm good. I don't need to. I'll watch
• 1:37:19
  that. Mm -hmm. The legal fight between Jax Taylor
• 1:37:23
  and Brittany Cartwright continues, with Jax now
• 1:37:26
  filing his own request for a restraining order,
• 1:37:29
  just days after his estranged wife was granted
• 1:37:31
  a partial temporary restraining order against
• 1:37:34
  him. In court documents obtained by E! News September
• 1:37:37
  1st, Jax is asking the court to bar Brittany
• 1:37:39
  from direct or indirect... So, yeah, they're
• 1:37:42
  fighting. Thank God they don't have a kid that's,
• 1:37:45
  you know, autistic. Oh, jeez. I can't play it
• 1:37:51
  because of music, but it's Dick Van Dyke working
• 1:37:53
  out at 100. Oh, yeah. Good for you. I'm getting
• 1:37:59
  death threats in my DMs this week. I get all
• 1:38:02
  uncomfortable. Please stop attaching me to a
• 1:38:04
  certain entity. Yeah, Meg has been sending Jelly
• 1:38:08
  Rolls X death threats. Man, all the Meg attacks
• 1:38:12
  about how sad. The liberals are. It seems like
• 1:38:17
  you guys are as well. Show your ass. I don't
• 1:38:20
  have anything to do with that anymore. Bunny
• 1:38:23
  XO, disgusted by death threat DMs. I would be
• 1:38:26
  too. You're not even with them. You didn't even
• 1:38:28
  defend them. You didn't even say a public statement.
• 1:38:31
  They're just stupid. Living their red hats. which
• 1:38:33
  she says she's been receiving since her ex -husband
• 1:38:36
  Jelly Rolls pointed comments about President
• 1:38:38
  Donald Trump. I wonder how many guys Bunny has
• 1:38:41
  been with since the divorce. Mm -hmm. Our guest
• 1:38:44
  hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live. The president seemed
• 1:38:46
  to enjoy the IndyCar race, which was a real switch
• 1:38:49
  -up for him because normally he only likes his
• 1:38:51
  own race. Wow. Hilles! You suck! You're an unfunny
• 1:39:00
  car -chasing douche! And I'm like, wow, like,
• 1:39:04
  this is crazy. Bunny now pleading with fans on
• 1:39:07
  her dumb blonde podcast, reminding them she and
• 1:39:10
  the country star divorced in July and their values
• 1:39:14
  aren't necessarily the same. Oh, so she's saying,
• 1:39:17
  ah, I'm conservative. Of course you are. You're
• 1:39:20
  a bust out. I'm getting death threats in my DMs.
• 1:39:26
  That's stunning. As annoying as she is dumb.
• 1:39:31
  zendaya is stepping away from the web well the
• 1:39:34
  worldwide web as a spider -man brand new day
• 1:39:36
  ah so she's staying away from social media that's
• 1:39:39
  what every freaking celebrity that one sympathy
• 1:39:42
  to i'm leaving bye see you later bye justin baldoni
• 1:39:48
  has a surprise meetup with conservative podcaster
• 1:39:50
  candace owens oh yeah i would blow her She could
• 1:39:56
  call me Charlie all she wants. After she publicly
• 1:39:59
  defended him amid the Blake Lively lawsuit. The
• 1:40:02
  two smile in a selfie posted by Owens showing
• 1:40:04
  the two posing together at an airport. And Candace
• 1:40:10
  says on X alongside the photo that their encounter
• 1:40:12
  was purely accidental. She writes August 31st,
• 1:40:16
  we asked Claude, there was an approximate one
• 1:40:18
  in 100 million chance that I ran into Justin
• 1:40:21
  Baldoni at an airport in Iceland. Yeah, that
• 1:40:23
  is a small rant. type of thing. On a Friday afternoon.
• 1:40:28
  Alright, there's that. And then there's this
• 1:40:31
  right here. Stick to your own guy. Stick to your
• 1:40:35
  own guy. It's um... Who is it? Oh no, Maria!
• 1:40:45
  I think it's the guy from Home Improvement and
• 1:40:47
  Tupac. From West Side Story to Frank Sinatra.
• 1:40:51
  I can't play it. It's a little bit of Tupac's
• 1:40:54
  last interview. Let me see. God damn it. It's
• 1:40:58
  covered with music. That was a fail. A big, an
• 1:41:02
  epic, a fail. There you go. That's how that segment
• 1:41:35
  went. And most of the segments on the show. Oh,
• 1:41:39
  yeah. Time for NFL news. If you are listening
• 1:41:52
  in Fresno, it's six days until the NFL returns.
• 1:41:58
  But if you're listening on Wednesday, September
• 1:42:00
  2nd, We have seven days until the NFL retires.
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  Oh, man. Are we excited? But first, give me your
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  let this music play out. around for me the statement
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  i own this completely the nfl analyst calling
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  his july arrest in wisconsin a personal failure
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  explaining good job owning up to it tony Multiple
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  back surgeries left me with constant, debilitating
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  pain. That pain led to a dependence on pain medication,
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  and my efforts to get off those medications led
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  to an over -reliance on alcohol. I am working
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  closely with a team of doctors to make the necessary
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  changes. Two back surgeries, I need a set. And
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  then Ryan Clark got hired by Netflix. Good for
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  you! You still a douche! We have another alleged
• 1:43:50
  fake NFL player situation, and this one might
• 1:43:52
  be even crazier. Remember Dajon Love, the man
• 1:43:55
  accused... Yeah, who does not look like a football
• 1:43:57
  player at all? ...pretending to be a 49ers receiver
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  and allegedly scamming women out of $1 .3 million?
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  Well, that story apparently led people to start
• 1:44:05
  digging into another alleged fake NFL career,
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  this time involving former Division II player
• 1:44:09
  Uris Adji IV. That sounds more like a football
• 1:44:11
  player name. So according to multiple... Faison!
• 1:44:14
  Sounds like a comedian. Faison! Reports, Adjie
• 1:44:17
  allegedly portrayed himself online as an NFL
• 1:44:19
  player who had been associated with the Cowboys
• 1:44:21
  Steelers and even apparently won a Super Bowl
• 1:44:23
  with the Buccaneers. Mm -hmm. There is just...
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  I would have fell for it. Just one... I don't
• 1:44:28
  know all 53 players. Major problem with that.
• 1:44:31
  According to official records cited in reports,
• 1:44:33
  Adjie played Division II football at Shorter
• 1:44:35
  University, but there appears to be no record
• 1:44:37
  of him ever actually playing in the NFL. Mm -hmm.
• 1:44:39
  Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. What are these guys doing?
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  They're going to get caught. 2026, you have Google.
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  But then the women that fall for it are stupid
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  because they have Google. Oh, geez. Yo, yo, yo.
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  Nepo villains. Crowns made of cloud, castles
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  built on fame. Reality's a circus, everybody's
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  the zoo. Golden spoons in their mouths, they
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  throw on, earn nothing. but they claim the zone
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  royal family kardashian crew nothing new just
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  the same old view naples babies riding on a silver
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  spoon turn the dial hoppy's breaking the tune
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  royal family kardashian crew nothing new just
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  the same old view naples babies riding on a silver
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  spoon turn the dial hoppy's breaking the tune
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  right now We gotta do this. Oh, don't we? The
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  man, the myth, the microphone, Ryan Hoppy returns
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  with Hoppy Hour. Oh, jeez! Hey, it's Abe Cannon
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  from 98 Rock, and you are listening to Hoppy
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  All right, what do we got happening? security
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  concerns for prince harry and his family the
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  royal is once again asking for armed security
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  as his oh yeah you think you're so important
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  show your ass no one's thinking about you dude
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  his family reportedly faces new threats and there's
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  this right here obviously Brody Jenner is sticking
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  up for his sister, Kendall Jenner. The model
• 1:46:38
  has been spotted on several occasions looking
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  loved up with Jacob Elordi. And on August 22nd...
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  Man, why would you have to defend who your sister's
• 1:46:46
  banging? Why does it matter? 7th Daily Mail reported
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  Kendall's family is expressing concerns about
• 1:46:53
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  And at the end of the song Freaky Friday, she
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  does make references about a vagina. So you know
• 1:47:07
  she's real and touched on a vagina. Mm -hmm.
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  Hey, y 'all. Hey, y 'all. Motherfuckers. I make
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  DJ drama. The one who dares Program directors
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  scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged
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  the truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing
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  write, hosts write the scripts Runnin' miles,
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  I don't see what's happening here. Here is the
• 1:48:55
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  Now, a lot of these talents, man, they are businesses
• 1:49:06
  in and of themselves. They control that brand.
• 1:49:10
  They build that brand. They own it. We're talking
• 1:49:13
  to podcasters now all the time who have grown
• 1:49:16
  to an enormous. One of them, six million subscribers
• 1:49:23
  on YouTube. Yeah. Here's D .A., Damon Amendot.
• 1:49:30
  I love this guy. What I think becomes obvious
• 1:49:32
  is that for these three guys, and hopefully including
• 1:49:35
  myself as well. you find people that are really
• 1:49:38
  good at what they do and would be able to do
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  it on a lot of different platforms youtube is
• 1:49:41
  just the current tool that we are all using to
• 1:49:44
  do it and you know it's trying to figure out
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  what's next surfboard but i think what you see
• 1:49:48
  is you know These three guys are super talented.
• 1:49:52
  They communicate really well. They're strident
• 1:49:54
  in their ideas. They're open -minded. They're
• 1:49:56
  creative. And those are the things that I think
• 1:49:58
  really break through no matter what platform
• 1:50:00
  you're using. And YouTube right now is such a
• 1:50:03
  cool place to be because it's growing at such
• 1:50:05
  an incredible level. The thing with DA is he's
• 1:50:08
  clean cut, so he's not going to get in trouble
• 1:50:11
  on there. Big Joe Pash, my guy from the morning
• 1:50:15
  show boot camp. is no longer on Mix 95 .7 and
• 1:50:21
  Grand Rapids. I love you, Joe. You're the man.
• 1:50:25
  You'll always be the man in my eyes. Let me see
• 1:50:27
  him. The cuts at Town Square Media become to
• 1:50:31
  come to light as he's been let go after a five
• 1:50:33
  -year run. And he had a huge following. He was
• 1:50:36
  on Thunder 94 .5 for seven years. And he's a
• 1:50:41
  Grand Rapids legend. And then the company's going
• 1:50:43
  to be like, oh my God. Why is no one listening?
• 1:50:47
  Because you're letting go of the popular talent,
• 1:50:49
  you dumb asses. Very passionate about that. What's
• 1:50:56
  going on here? Tony Romo has pleaded no contest
• 1:50:59
  to an OWI charge Tuesday. Romo released a lengthy
• 1:51:02
  statement announcing his no contest plea and
• 1:51:04
  also revealing his struggles dealing with substances.
• 1:51:06
  The statement comes following Romo's arrest on
• 1:51:09
  July 23rd for an OWI in Milwaukee that led to
• 1:51:12
  him being placed on leave by CBS. Currently,
• 1:51:14
  there's been no final decision made on Romo's
• 1:51:16
  status. He's going to get like a four -game suspension.
• 1:51:19
  With the network. The Tennessee Titans pulled
• 1:51:22
  Jared's Stillman's media credential Tuesday.
• 1:51:24
  One day. Loser. After his exchange with quarterback
• 1:51:28
  Cam Ward went viral. You make sports radio look
• 1:51:30
  bad. You're a douche. Stillman told Ward he had
• 1:51:35
  not played well this preseason after Ward asked
• 1:51:37
  for his assessment. The organization has not
• 1:51:39
  provided clarity on the reason. Yeah, but the
• 1:51:41
  Titans are bitch asses. For pulling Stillman's
• 1:51:44
  credential at this time. Jamar Chase has officially
• 1:51:47
  launched a new podcast called Chasing. That's
• 1:51:50
  what we need. More power. Number one with co
• 1:51:53
  -host Annie Agar. Wow, she's a hot piece of ass.
• 1:51:55
  I bet they're going to apply each other. While
• 1:51:57
  Chase revealed the podcast venture earlier this
• 1:51:59
  year during Super Bowl week in San Francisco,
• 1:52:01
  the debut episode is set to release on Wednesdays.
• 1:52:04
  Is it going to be a video or is it going to be
• 1:52:05
  on an RSS feed? Because you know my rule. If
• 1:52:09
  it's on an RSS feed, if it's not, it's not a
• 1:52:12
  podcast. It's a video. September 2nd. The Locked
• 1:52:15
  On Podcast. All right, whatever. Locked On Podcast
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  10 years. How's it going? I'm Howard Stern. Stern
• 1:52:23
  Show is set to debut on HBO Max on September
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  6th. The Howard Stern Show is set to debut on
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  HBO Max on... Yeah, Instagram has to fix that
• 1:52:31
  thing. ...September 17th. The weekly streaming
• 1:52:33
  series will compile the best portions of Stern's
• 1:52:35
  weekly SiriusXM program into streamable episodes
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  each Thursday. Additionally, HBO Max will also
• 1:52:41
  distribute the series worldwide. The Pivot has
• 1:52:44
  announced a multi -year agreement with Netflix.
• 1:52:46
  New episodes will stream exclusively on Netflix
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  every Tuesday and Friday beginning September
• 1:52:50
  18th. Oh, yeah! He's totally not going to make
• 1:52:55
  it about race! Is returning to the podcast world
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  with a new six -episode Dateline series sets
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  - Oh, thank God! Lester Hogg's back! Premieres
• 1:53:03
  September 14th with its first episode featuring
• 1:53:06
  an interview with Colin Kaepernick. Right. 2016
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  called! Absolutely riveting! Colin Kaepernick!
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• 1:53:35
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• 1:53:41
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:53:47
  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 1:53:53
  was so big. Stop lacking any meat. And that's
• 1:53:56
  what real women need. Stop cussing. And it looks
• 1:54:02
  like you went and got a job on the iPad screen,
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  whatever the case might be in your hand and a
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• 1:54:11
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  As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  Just to ride up the strip for the look On Sunset,
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  sun up for Sunset, it could be on some pimp shit
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  But you already know this, if you ever know this
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  By the looks of me, baby, I'm holdin' it And
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  I ain't tellin' if you ain't knowin' I'm a don,
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  meet me at the La Mondrian I'll be sittin' out
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  front, in the back, watchin' the stars burn And
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  you ain't gettin' gone, at least no time soon
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  Cause we headed Over to the Viper Room to get
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  high On whatever your heart desires But you can
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  start giving head While we ride some shit Come
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  on low -rises. Don't look up on my nucleus, all
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  it ain't nobody. Cause sunset Friday is crush
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  on Sundays And I love LA like Snoop Love and
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  And what happens on sunset stays on sunset Got
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  died it ain't been no California love Ride your
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  Just learn to dress cold B's and C's. Cause it's
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  all about the chico. Niggas fuckin' these free
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  Door is closing. the other season. Ryan Hoppy
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  man, he knows it all Jonathan Kaminga is signing
• 2:01:33
  a two -year, $13 million deal with the Minnesota
• 2:01:36
  Timberwolves. Man, the Timberwolves might be
• 2:01:39
  interesting next year. Here's the thing with
• 2:01:42
  Kaminga. One game. He's a bother shot caller.
• 2:01:49
  The next game, he sucks. You never know what
• 2:01:56
  Kaminga you're getting. And prior to this, it
• 2:01:58
  was reportedly down to two teams, the Wolves
• 2:02:01
  and the Lakers. Yeah, no one wants to go to the
• 2:02:04
  Lakers anymore. All right, what's going on here?
• 2:02:10
  Here's Jalen Brunson saying he thought of himself
• 2:02:13
  first like a JJ Barea. My mindset was always
• 2:02:17
  to just, my mindset was, hey, see myself. My
• 2:02:23
  mindset was, hey, I'm filling JJ Barea's role.
• 2:02:26
  He came off the bench for Dallas, right? He did
• 2:02:28
  all these great things for Dallas, right? That's
• 2:02:31
  where I see myself. Oh, yeah. You know, they're
• 2:02:35
  like, what's his name? Mark Cuban. All the marijuana
• 2:02:38
  in my brain. Having a hard time remembering names.
• 2:02:40
  You know, Mark Cuban was really putting it in
• 2:02:42
  his head because we all know that Mark Cuban
• 2:02:45
  didn't believe in Jalen. Right. I'm going to
• 2:02:49
  work to be better, but that's where I see myself.
• 2:02:50
  That's where I feel like I can help this team.
• 2:02:52
  Right. And then the more you're showing a role,
• 2:02:56
  like the longer your leash gets, the more you're
• 2:02:59
  able to do. And so, like, people just want to
• 2:03:02
  say, hey, I can do this, I can do that. Like,
• 2:03:03
  well, do what's asked of you first. All right,
• 2:03:06
  there you go. And then you earn it. I like that.
• 2:03:08
  He's got that old mindset. What's going on here?
• 2:03:11
  For those that missed it, Clay Thompson was bought
• 2:03:13
  out from the Dallas Mavericks, then signed a
• 2:03:15
  two -year, $11 .5 million deal with the Miami
• 2:03:18
  Heat, and Draymond Green reacted to the... Man,
• 2:03:21
  I know I didn't know it was going to happen,
• 2:03:22
  but I... If there's a part of him that regrets
• 2:03:25
  going to the Dallas Mavericks, if he would have
• 2:03:28
  known that, Luka would have left. That on his
• 2:03:31
  podcast. And that Irving would get hurt. With
• 2:03:33
  a player option for the second year after he
• 2:03:35
  took a buyout from the Dallas Mavericks. It was
• 2:03:38
  said that Klay took $9 million, left $9 million
• 2:03:40
  on the table in order to get that buyout. And
• 2:03:43
  I know a lot of people are saying that he starting
• 2:03:45
  five is now likely Davion Mitchell, Klay, Wiggs,
• 2:03:49
  Giannis, and Bam. I will. remind you that they
• 2:03:52
  also have Tim Hardaway, so it could be Tim Hardaway.
• 2:03:54
  I love the move. I love this for Klay. I know
• 2:03:57
  Klay's happy. He's in Miami. He's around water.
• 2:04:00
  But what? You know, his boat doesn't necessarily
• 2:04:04
  fit the Miami aesthetic, so Klay's going to have
• 2:04:07
  to get a new boat. One thing y 'all should understand
• 2:04:10
  about Klay is Klay don't give a damn about an
• 2:04:12
  aesthetic. Klay on that water. Klay is happy.
• 2:04:15
  Hell yeah! Klay's got that BD! And I know this
• 2:04:21
  move makes him a happy man. It also puts him
• 2:04:23
  closer to his family in the Bahamas. Right? Like,
• 2:04:25
  I think this is... So he goes on to say that
• 2:04:27
  people are going to stop, need to stop acting
• 2:04:29
  like he's in his prime in 2017. You're a douche!
• 2:04:32
  We can say the same thing about you, Draymond!
• 2:04:35
  It is September, and to celebrate, we can announce
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  Earth, Wind & Fire is getting a special SiriusXM
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  channel! Alright. You know, whatever about September.
• 2:04:49
  Whatever. I'm just grumpy because tomorrow's
• 2:04:51
  my birthday. All right. Time for a Tampa. You
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  make. Oh, yeah! Hey, it's MJ from the MJ Morning
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  Show on Q105, 104 .7 FM, Tampa Bay. And you're
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  listening to The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy!
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  Did you know most morning radio is scripted?
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  Well, Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy is not. Whoa!
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  on here? All right. Good evening, I'm Stacey
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  news right now. Man, she's a freaking milf. Right
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  now, from the Florida Department of Transportation,
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  all local agencies have 30 days to remove any
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  of those license plate readers. Alright, so we
• 2:07:15
  heard that earlier in the club. Can't play the
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  same song twice in the club. Today, Pinellas
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  County also taking a closer look at its data
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  center rules. The countywide group. Whatever.
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  Just let data centers data, whatever it is. Because
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  I'm from the Midwest. I pronounce my A's that
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  way. Whatever. Just admit they're going to take
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  to stop it. Forward Pinellas is hosting its first
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  meeting to be. All right. So they're freaking
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  out about that. I mean, what are you going to
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  do? He's getting answers for a nearly 85 -year
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  -old Wesley Chapel woman dealing with an unusual
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  problem. Yeah, over two years, the government
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  has routinely, mistakenly declared her dead,
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  leaving cut -off benefits and more tax issues,
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  and that's when she knew she'd better call Behnken.
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  Oh, yeah! I love Behnken! She's hot! That's how
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  this is... God, you're hot! The second widow
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  to call me within the past two weeks with a similar
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  problem. Parts of the government think that they
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  are already dead. And every time they try to
• 2:08:23
  clear this up, there's another issue. Oh, my
• 2:08:26
  God. As you can see, Priscilla Slack is very
• 2:08:30
  much alive. But when her husband passed away
• 2:08:33
  two years ago. Social Security Office pushed
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  the wrong button and made me dead. First, they
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  canceled my bank account. Then they canceled
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  my credit card. When I went to vote, I was still
• 2:08:46
  canceled. Priscilla says as annoying as it was
• 2:08:51
  at first, she thought the mistake would be easily
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  corrected. Yeah, I'm alive. Hello. I kept my
• 2:08:59
  sense of humor about it early on because we can
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  all make mistakes and push them all. It's going
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  to be really insulting because. She's close to
• 2:09:09
  death. But she tells me that every time she thinks
• 2:09:12
  the issue has been resolved, something else goes.
• 2:09:15
  Hopefully it all works out. She stays alive another
• 2:09:19
  15 years. And another winner of sorts. Last month's
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  Mega Millions jackpot officially claiming their
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  prize. Oh, yeah! You may remember the winning
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  ticket was sold at this Wawa on State Road 70
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  East in Bradenton. I've been there before. I
• 2:09:36
  think I took a shit there once after banging
• 2:09:38
  a girl. On the way home, not in the bathroom.
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  Now, according to data from the Florida Lottery,
• 2:09:44
  the winner chose a cash option. All right, so
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  there you go. It's crazy. Man, I would take over
• 2:09:51
  the... I would buy a radio show. If I had that
• 2:09:55
  money, I would buy all the time I want to find
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  the bone. Animal advocates say that there is
• 2:10:00
  justice this evening for these puppies. They
• 2:10:02
  were found abandoned in a Largo Park just days
• 2:10:05
  before Christmas. And all nine Shiba Inu puppies
• 2:10:08
  had parvovirus. They also showed signs of abuse.
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  One of the puppies later died. Man, those owners
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  are losers. And Marianne Gamble. We're sentenced
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  today to a year and one day. I love when they
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  do the one day. So insulting. For Baker and Emily
• 2:10:32
  Mayfield, their fourth annual Be the Ball event
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  is about more than golf and giving back. It's
• 2:10:37
  about making sure that kids in Tampa... So they're
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  trying to stay in Tampa and the Bucs don't really
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• 2:10:46
  are doing, because the bucks are cheap. Here's
• 2:10:49
  your driving business away. You've created an
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  environment that's hostile to businesses, to
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  residents, and to tourists. Well, the future
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  of paid parking in downtown Sarasota is back
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  up for debate. All right. The politicians just
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  A former Armwood High School teacher accused
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  in the morning. I love spanking. Anthony Jenkins'
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  cell phone showing that he'd sent videos and
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  pictures of himself engaged in sexual acts to
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  four different minors. Alright, I'm not saying
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  I get it when a teacher has sex with a student.
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  But like, Jesus, why would you think you're not
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  going to get caught? You're that sick in the
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  doing inappropriate things in a local public
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  park. I don't want to know if he was just spanking
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  it or if he was doing other things. Maybe stuff
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  in the back door. I don't know. I don't understand
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  people that get off by being in public. It's
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  off -putting. It's weird. It's out of control.
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  Can't you just have sex in a motel like the rest
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  of us? Like to have a radio host circling the
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  block on Nebraska Avenue? Why do you have to
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  do it publicly? Deputy State 40 -year -old Nathan
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  Ailman was... Man, that is a good -looking 40
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  -year -old. I mean, he looks young. Don't even
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  know why I said it. Seen naked at a pavilion
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  in Sawgrass Lake Park on Saturday night. Oh,
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  the pavilion, he is now facing indecent exposure
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  charges. I love seeing all proper and perfect
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  Jameson Euler. Re - in this dirty headline. And
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  was released on a $500 cash bond. Oh, yeah. Mm
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  Well, he is accused of killing four people and
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  injuring several others. And today he was back
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  in a Hillsborough County courtroom. I'm still
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  not over the e -board chase of how the cops let
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  it happen. You had the helicopter. You didn't
• 2:13:43
  have to keep chasing them, you dumbasses. Tampa
• 2:13:46
  police say that Silas Sampson was fleeing from
• 2:13:49
  law enforcement on November 8th of last year.
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  Oh, my God. It was only last year. during a high
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  -speed chase when he plowed into a crowd of people.
• 2:13:58
  And that's not the good type of plowing. Outside
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  Bradley's on 7th Bar in Ybor City. News Channel
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  8's Victoria Lucas was in court today. She has
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  the latest. Tell me about it, baby. The defense
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  told the judge they need a little more time to
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  review the evidence. Progress, as would be expected,
• 2:14:20
  slowly but steadily moves on. Yeah, so they're
• 2:14:24
  wanting more time to find evidence because he's
• 2:14:27
  guilty. They can't find anything. They're not
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  going to prove it. There's video. Just admit
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  guilt already. You got a stupid little dorky
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  lawyer. The next court date scheduled in the
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  case of Silas Sampson is December 14th. Oh, yeah.
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  Oh, yeah. You look at this judge. She looks like
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  she would be wicked to argue it. You don't want
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  to piss off this woman. Court date. The next
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  hearing would be more than one year after the
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  incident. Man, what is it with Florida pushing
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  that case? Is this Jeffrey Knight who's going
• 2:15:08
  to probably get away with it? This is why the
• 2:15:10
  world laughs at us. Almost a year, so I'm looking
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  forward to just having a better November. Yeah,
• 2:15:18
  I know what you mean. Richard Atwell says he
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  had been out with friends during the overnight
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  hours of November 8th, 2025. With so many people
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  involved. You really want something like this
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  to be handled properly. Yeah, it would help,
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  but it's Florida. And to the fullest extent.
• 2:15:38
  According to authorities with the Tampa Police
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  Department, Samson had been driving. Yeah, they
• 2:15:42
  allowed it to happen. I know people, you had
• 2:15:45
  the helicopter. You would have found him. You
• 2:15:47
  were manifesting it. It was like a snowball or
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  something rolling down like a hill. It was growing.
• 2:15:54
  It was manifesting. ...recklessly on I -275 before
• 2:15:57
  exiting the highway and fleeing from officers
• 2:16:00
  and Florida... That's when it should have ended.
• 2:16:02
  You would have found them. ...patrol troopers...
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  But all the cops protected each other. Ass wipes.
• 2:16:08
  Mm -hmm. All right. Time for Chicago news. Mm.
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  Let's go. Ouchies. Yeah. From Arlington Heights,
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  where the stories flow Ryan Hopps got the Mike
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  it real. Chicago News. Giving you the deal. All
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  right. Mm -hmm. Have you got this? Hey, this
• 2:18:12
  is Gary Meyer, and you are listening to Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy. We have another Chicago
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  legend right here. Mm -hmm. Hey, what's up? This
• 2:18:22
  is Eddie Volkman from the Eddie and Jobo Radio
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  Show, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. And in the spirit of Eddie and Jobo.
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  Hi there. This is Marge McDouche. You might remember
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  me from the Eddie and Jobo radio show. Now, I'm
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  just looking at this fine young man, Ryan Hoppy,
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  and listening to Hoppy Hour. You know, he'd be
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  even better if he'd get this old broad of mimosa.
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  Mm -hmm. And then, finally, I promise. Oh, jeez.
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  No. We're in garbage time, so we're just hanging
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  on at this point. Mm -hmm. Oh, geez. Play! This
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  is becoming a film. I just wanted to play this!
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  but... Oh, this is April Pilafoff, and you're
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  listening to Ryan Hoppy and Hoppy Hour. I hope
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  he can make my daughter Hoppy. She needs tickets
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  his manager. I was the original Karen, and I
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  can't believe it. If a Chicago native and a Florida
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  man had a baby, it would be Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
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  back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Whoa! Hoppy
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  Hot Topic! All right, enough shilling. Oh, Jase!
• 2:19:53
  A former executive for Loretto Hospital is pleading
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  not guilty. Scumbag! To federal fraud and money
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  laundering charges. Former CFO Anash. I don't
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  get these guys to keep money laundering. You're
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  not going to get away with it. Ahmed is accused
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  of stealing nearly $300 million from the federal
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  government. I want to lose her. Mm -hmm. And
• 2:20:15
  then there's this right here. The books are ready
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  to read. And the library is almost ready to roll.
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  Oh, James. When did your bookmobile program start?
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  It goes back to 1973. So this is the Arlington
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  Heights Mobile Library. They used to go by Penn
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  and Middle School and Westgate and Greenbrier.
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  I went to three different elementary schools
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  because I'm crazy. And the Arlington Heights
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  Memorial Library is the top ten library in the
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  world. I used to listen to all the radio there
• 2:20:49
  and pretend to be doing homework and just watching
• 2:20:52
  cartoons until my dad caught me. What I'm saying
• 2:20:56
  to you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  is I love it. For 53 years, the Arlington Heights
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  Memorial Library has been mobile. We travel north
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  and south all through Arlington Heights. Oh,
• 2:21:09
  yeah. Executive Director Mike Driscoll says the
• 2:21:13
  bookmobile is popular. All right, so we're doing
• 2:21:16
  good. 53 years later. Oh, Jake. Here at this
• 2:21:22
  Red Cross facility in Gary, people who still
• 2:21:24
  cannot return home can come here. Yeah, three
• 2:21:27
  weeks without power, man. I don't see Trump helping
• 2:21:31
  him out. The Chicago Cubs are marking a milestone.
• 2:21:35
  Most ball clubs could. But you know if it was
• 2:21:36
  Mar -a -Lago, you know, Trump would be all about
• 2:21:40
  it. Mm -hmm. The Chicago Cubs are marking a milestone
• 2:21:44
  most ball clubs can only dream about. This weekend
• 2:21:47
  marks the 150th anniversary of Chicago being
• 2:21:50
  a National League franchise. That's a long average
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  time besides 2016. Mm -hmm. A lawsuit filed today
• 2:21:57
  accusing the CTA and its security firms of not
• 2:22:01
  keeping passengers safe. Duh! Of course it's
• 2:22:05
  true! That suit filed by the family of 37 -year
• 2:22:08
  -old Dominique Pollion. Yeah, my mom is afraid!
• 2:22:11
  to ride the train. Who was stabbed to death.
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  Yeah, she is like, I'm staying in the suburbs.
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  Even though the thugs are coming to the suburbs.
• 2:22:20
  I have nothing. Nothing at all. So I just told
• 2:22:25
  somebody to step in and help me. I had to go
• 2:22:29
  to the emergency room because I was breaking
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  down. That is a woman that got robbed. That is
• 2:22:38
  terrible. There's really nothing to say about
• 2:22:40
  that. I am not good with dark topics. Oh, Jason!
• 2:22:44
  A mysterious teaser from City Hall has people
• 2:22:47
  asking one question. Is Mayor Brandon Johnson
• 2:22:50
  getting ready to officially launch his... Of
• 2:22:52
  course he is! The media just doesn't know what
• 2:22:55
  to say. He's been the worst mayor we've ever
• 2:22:57
  had! Mm -hmm. I was the awful man. Growing up,
• 2:23:03
  you thought Daily sucked. And then you thought
• 2:23:05
  Rahm Emanuel sucked. And then you thought Beetlejuice
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  sucked. But he was the worst. The absolute worst.
• 2:23:14
  Re -election campaign. Yeah, a little cryptic
• 2:23:16
  message here. We're checking in with Gabriella
• 2:23:18
  Premis to break down what was said. What up,
• 2:23:20
  baby? Said, what do you think here, Gabs? You
• 2:23:23
  know, I think we'll all have to wait until September
• 2:23:25
  13th when they said this special announcement
• 2:23:27
  is going to happen. It's scheduled for that day.
• 2:23:30
  We received an invitation sent out by... That's
• 2:23:32
  what it is. It's not him announcing he's gay
• 2:23:34
  or that he helped .com or that he was hanging
• 2:23:37
  out with a murderer being Lil Durk. Oh, he was
• 2:23:42
  just a troubled teen. Brandon Johnson for Chicago.
• 2:23:46
  The email invites supporters to be part of history.
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  Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. Support that douchebag.
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  Not at all. It leaves out the most critical detail,
• 2:23:56
  what the announcement actually is. What if he
• 2:23:58
  just came out and was like, I'm officially a
• 2:24:00
  woman. Mm -hmm. Mayor Johnson has been leaning
• 2:24:04
  heavily on executive orders in recent weeks to.
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  Oh, yeah. He's been power hungry. Push forward
• 2:24:11
  key policy agendas. Alexis. Is Brandon Johnson,
• 2:24:14
  mayor of Chicago, married? Oh, my Alexa's unplugged.
• 2:24:17
  Describes the segment. It's a move that analysts
• 2:24:19
  view as set up for a political campaign. All
• 2:24:22
  right, whatever. Just go away. You're the worst.
• 2:24:24
  I hope anybody wins. You suck. You're a douche.
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  Absolutely. Well, of course, investigators still
• 2:24:33
  working to find those responsible for that violence.
• 2:24:37
  This as the community gets an opportunity to
• 2:24:40
  heal through resources. So there is Mayor Johnson
• 2:24:45
  responding to Trump's comments on the Chicago
• 2:24:47
  violence. You can think he's a douche. I want
• 2:24:50
  because he is. But he was probably right. Is
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  developed and provided by the city. But, you
• 2:24:56
  know, what was supposed to be a news conference
• 2:24:58
  talking about those emergency assistance for
• 2:25:00
  those. All right, you put him in his sleep, but
• 2:25:02
  he gets mad at Trump. Because you got caught
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  up by the mutant. Great, Marie. A few months
• 2:25:08
  ago, our viewers may not have heard of flock
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  cameras, but now there's a growing conversation
• 2:25:11
  here and across the country. Man, it's being
• 2:25:14
  talked about all over the country. These flock
• 2:25:16
  cameras are out of control. These cops think
• 2:25:18
  they're above us. I had a Chicago cop stalk me.
• 2:25:22
  I had a Chicago cop. What she did was she found
• 2:25:26
  my number outside of Bumble and wished me a happy
• 2:25:28
  birthday. It shows that they know how to sneak
• 2:25:31
  on us. About whether the benefits outweigh that
• 2:25:34
  potential for misuse. The city of West Chicago
• 2:25:39
  is conducting a full review of its flock camera
• 2:25:41
  system after a police officer was accused. A
• 2:25:43
  full review. They're just going to defend their
• 2:25:45
  own. That's what cops always do is defend their
• 2:25:48
  own. Using it. The officer may have used. They
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  might give him a slap on the wrist. The system
• 2:25:54
  for an unauthorized purpose between. Checking
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  on your girlfriend. Cheating on you. In the end
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  of 2024 and early 2025. So it was around two
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  years ago and no one knew. Think about it. I
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  unmatch with cops. Well, the female ones, I don't
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  match with guys. But on dating apps, I don't
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  trust cops. and was placed on administrative
• 2:26:15
  leave for the duration of the investigation.
• 2:26:17
  Yeah, so until the investigation's over and they
• 2:26:20
  maybe make him go to class, he'll be back being
• 2:26:23
  a cop. That's what always happens. It comes one
• 2:26:27
  day after the village of Homer Glen announced
• 2:26:29
  it has suspended the utilization. Think about
• 2:26:32
  all these towns. You have 108 ,000 towns in America.
• 2:26:35
  If every town had one person misusing it, you
• 2:26:38
  have 108 ,000 cops being douchebags. A flock
• 2:26:42
  cameras located within the village pending an
• 2:26:45
  investigation with pending an investigation.
• 2:26:47
  They keep allowing it. The Will County Sheriff.
• 2:26:50
  Kiss my ass. On Friday, a Will County Sheriff's
• 2:26:52
  deputy. You hear all these examples. It's never
• 2:26:54
  ending. It's placed on administrative leave.
• 2:26:57
  I'm burning hell. I hate you. I never want to
• 2:27:01
  hear a cop go, why don't you like us? Because
• 2:27:03
  of this stuff. I'm getting mad. So we're going
• 2:27:10
  to move on. Search Hoppy Radio. All right. Time
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  for Charlotte News. Oh, wait. It's Queen City
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  News. Got to load it up. I'm so hyper today.
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  Oh, geez. Wait, that's not it. Oh, I'm getting
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  tired. Where is it? Fuck. Time! That's not professional.
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  Did the song just disappear? Oh, it's called
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  Hoppy Hour for some reason. Hey, turn the mic
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  up! Hoppy Hour is live from the Queen City! Well,
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  I'm covering it, but it's cool to think I'm live
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  from it. No filter on the mouth! Good morning,
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  Charlotte, grab your coffee and brace Ryan Hoppy
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  got a hairline with a grin on his face From Nova
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  to the South, Denver, Steel Creek, the plaza
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  He read every rumor like a courtroom prosecutor
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  Traffic on 485, he's got a full report Somebody
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  parked sideways at the grocery store Rain came
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  down hard, now the potholes got names Hoppy points
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  at the pavement and the signs On Sunday, everybody's
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  a coach Hoppin', drawin' playbooks on the diner
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  toast Pointed to the fourth, now the whole town's
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  tense He's yellin' at the screen like it owes
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  Emirates City Council talkin' microphones in
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  the air Hop, he says, cut the jargon, tell us
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  what's fair New tower downtown, he's measurin'
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  the height 6 '9 in the studio, still blockin'
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  the light Airport delays, construction, barbecue,
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  debate He's got three strong takes before you
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  planned pose He says what he means, then he says
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  it isn't Oh, yeah! That's the news, Charlotte.
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  You heard him. You know where he stands. Hoppy
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  Hour. Hey, this is Rick Rumble from Rumble in
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  the Morning on FM 99 in Norfolk, Virginia. And
• 2:30:34
  you are listening to Hoppy Hour with my buddy,
• 2:30:36
  Ryan Hoppy. Where cancel culture fears to tread.
• 2:30:40
  Hey, it's Rick Rumble from Rumble in the Morning
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  on FM. God damn it, I was so close to perfection.
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  My bad. We were just doing experimental stuff
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  here. Where cancel culture fears to tread. It's
• 2:30:49
  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. We're cancel culture
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  and boring program directors. No! Hoppy Hot Topic!
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  So right now, this is a very disturbing story
• 2:31:00
  here. A Fort Bragg soldier is in custody in Ohio
• 2:31:03
  after police say they found him in a hotel with
• 2:31:06
  a 12 -year -old runaway. So officers responded
• 2:31:09
  to the hotel and... Loser! He just looks like
• 2:31:13
  a white douchebag! Montville Township back...
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  Moron. In August while searching for the missing
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  girl. All right, there you go. Here's how you
• 2:31:21
  fix it. Bye, bitch. What's going on here? So
• 2:31:34
  a man is facing charges in Cornelius after police
• 2:31:36
  say he committed a sexual act. Man, what's going
• 2:31:40
  on in North Carolina? In front of a minor. Investigators
• 2:31:44
  responded to a call. He just looks like a pedophile.
• 2:31:49
  On Furby A Play Saturday day, excuse me. She's
• 2:31:54
  having a hard time reading all these creepy news
• 2:31:55
  stories. Let's get to the latest out of this.
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  You may remember this mosque shooting that happened.
• 2:32:04
  Mosque. It was in San Diego. Not mosque. It killed
• 2:32:07
  three people. One of them was... Alright, so
• 2:32:09
  there was a mosque shooting and... She said Moscow.
• 2:32:13
  It was in North Carolina. All right. Time for
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  Louisville News. Spay it to your face, let the
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  whole thing run Louisville nights, he done touched
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  that mic Talk real talk, kept it raw all night
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  Sex -dating stars who fell from grace Then they
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  throw that throwback into place World, world,
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  why wait? Yeah, the call go far From the Gulf
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  to the world, from town to bar He speak his mind,
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  let the chips all fall When Hoppy say it, you
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  can feel that wall Who gets louder? Happy hour.
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  Happy hour. From Louisville back to the shower.
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  Happy hour. Happy hour. Worldwide spin. Same
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  fire. Same power. All right. No. We have only
• 2:33:25
  30 minutes left. No! Happy hot topic. Because
• 2:33:29
  I sent my RSS, not the RSS feed, the transcript
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  to ChatGVT, and if it's over three hours, I can't
• 2:33:34
  do that. Mm -hmm. Right now, Louisville police
• 2:33:38
  are accusing a JCPS employee of crashing into
• 2:33:40
  a semi -truck while drunk. An arrest citation
• 2:33:43
  says... Man, if he was just working your everyday
• 2:33:46
  job, he'd be fine. But he's teaching kids, and
• 2:33:49
  he has a lot of regret in that mugshot. Says
• 2:33:52
  the 38 -year -old Kenneth Christian... That's
• 2:33:54
  a rough 38. Definitely a lot of drinking. Allegedly
• 2:33:59
  crashed along South Hurstbourne Park... I see
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  he crashed. That sucks. That can't be a great
• 2:34:06
  feeling. Oh, Jason. And there's this headline
• 2:34:08
  here. Everything wrong with the cops in this
• 2:34:11
  headline. Happy Hot Topic. And in Indiana, a
• 2:34:18
  former Jackson County Sheriff's deputy is facing
• 2:34:20
  charges. He just looks like a guy who became
• 2:34:24
  a cop because he was made fun of on the playground.
• 2:34:27
  He's a complete loser. He's got the name Skylar
• 2:34:31
  Thompson. He's got a terrible bald spot. Just
• 2:34:33
  shave your head. You look terrible. Related to
• 2:34:36
  flock cameras. Oh, yeah, this is the problem.
• 2:34:39
  All these cops are misusing it. And these are
• 2:34:42
  the same cops that go, why don't you like us?
• 2:34:44
  Why don't you respect? Because you're misusing
• 2:34:47
  your power constantly. And we're supposed to
• 2:34:49
  act like, yeah, don't I do it? Shut up. The prosecutor's
• 2:34:53
  office says Skylar Thompson is charged with official
• 2:34:56
  misconduct and fraud. Yeah, you are a fraudster.
• 2:35:00
  You're a douche and a liar and a failure. And
• 2:35:02
  your parents are not proud of you. unless they're
• 2:35:04
  dumb. Court documents say he made more than 2
• 2:35:06
  ,000 searches on... That's a lot! You had the
• 2:35:09
  Haines City cop 717 times 2 ,000? That's psychotic!
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  And these are the people that are serving and
• 2:35:15
  protect us. Do you notice the problem? On the
• 2:35:21
  same license plate between December and August.
• 2:35:24
  That is a long time. Eight months of stalking
• 2:35:27
  a girl that doesn't care about you because you
• 2:35:29
  have no game? And everyone knows you became a
• 2:35:31
  cop because you're a douche. Shut your ass. That
• 2:35:36
  was very intense. So we're going to move on.
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  Sir Charlie B. Radio. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Yeah. If it's foulin', the Duval best believe
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  he gon' read it He speak his mind, no script,
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  no... Names in the mud, he don't smile through
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  lies He cut through the crust Say it loud, say
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  it plain Heat in the talk, rain on the lane Creekville
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  trouble on the map tonight He point at that mess,
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  make the whole thing bite Duval News, Duval News
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  Better, better make room He got that edge when
• 2:36:46
  the facts get wicked One more lie and he already
• 2:36:49
  pick it No polite voice when the scene look messy
• 2:36:53
  He press right in, that's why they respect me
• 2:36:55
  Jacksonville buzzin' every block, got the story
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  Some get loud, some chase glory He on the show
• 2:37:02
  with the blood talk Where they got the room Lean
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  in when the truth hit heavy Say it loud, say
• 2:37:08
  it plain Heat in the talk, rain on the lane Freakville
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  trouble on the He point at the mess, make the
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  whole thing bite. Duval New, Duval New. Duval
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  New, Duval New. He say what he mean, don't play
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  the fool. Duval New, Duval New. Brickville talking
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  the whole town move. Duval New, Duval New. When
• 2:37:35
  he take the mic, better make room. Nope, nope,
• 2:37:39
  nope, no soft talk. He let the real one straight
• 2:37:47
  through the skin. Right now. What's up? This
• 2:38:23
  is Lex Daly from the nationally syndicated Lex
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  and Terry show. And you are listening to the
• 2:38:29
  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hey, everybody. This
• 2:38:32
  is Terry James from the nationally syndicated
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  radio show Lex and Terry. And you are listening
• 2:38:37
  to Hoppy Hour with my man, Ryan Hop. Almost perfect,
• 2:38:43
  bud. People do call me Hop anyway, so. whatever
• 2:38:46
  what's going on here eight five six forty nine
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  hoppy parents and students have raised concerns
• 2:38:57
  about broken air conditioning systems that several
• 2:38:59
  do of all county public schools man is that how
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  poor jacksonville is that you don't have air
• 2:39:04
  in schools it's hot the hell's wrong with you
• 2:39:08
  I mean, I know money's tight, but... A Jacksonville
• 2:39:12
  mother is speaking out after multiple Northeast
• 2:39:14
  Florida law enforcement agencies decided to end
• 2:39:17
  the use of license plate readers. And she said
• 2:39:20
  it could have helped solve her son's 2017 murder.
• 2:39:22
  Yeah, they're actually now using it for the right
• 2:39:24
  reasons. Local mom says that a man who preached
• 2:39:26
  at her church in Jacksonville sexually abused
• 2:39:29
  her son. Man, why are there so many pedophiles
• 2:39:32
  in the church? What is it? Stricken weird! Action
• 2:39:36
  News Jax told you. We don't even hear about it.
• 2:39:38
  And then there's this headline right here. I'm
• 2:39:40
  sick and tired of people reporting about Kratom
• 2:39:43
  as if everyone dies from it. A lot of the people
• 2:39:46
  that died from Kratom either had other things
• 2:39:49
  in their body or they had pre -existing conditions
• 2:39:52
  or on a lot of other meds or drugs. No! Happy
• 2:39:59
  Hot Topic! Because there's this headline right
• 2:40:02
  here. That's right. We went to different stores
• 2:40:07
  in Jacksonville looking for Kratom products that
• 2:40:09
  come in different forms, like this little bottle.
• 2:40:12
  I love how the news just tries to make everyone
• 2:40:15
  look like drug addicts that uses it. When it
• 2:40:17
  helps people, you ass wipes! In a matter of minutes
• 2:40:24
  and with a simple transaction, we had a product
• 2:40:26
  with Kratom in our hands. Hell yeah! You might
• 2:40:30
  know them as Savino or Fill Free, which contain
• 2:40:33
  a plant extract with some medicinal uses. I mean,
• 2:40:36
  there are flaws to it. If you have too much of
• 2:40:38
  it, it does hurt your body. But there's cigarettes
• 2:40:40
  and booze out there. What's the difference? Acts
• 2:40:47
  on the same brain receptors as opioids, which
• 2:40:49
  can cause similar effects. Okay, if that's what
• 2:40:52
  someone wants to do with the world. body they
• 2:40:55
  get in this life. Who cares? Oh, heaven forbid
• 2:41:00
  we feel good in this life. Okay, well then that's
• 2:41:05
  on them. Don't make it because other people can't
• 2:41:08
  handle the drugs. Don't make us suffer. In the
• 2:41:12
  first six months of 2026, poison control centers
• 2:41:15
  reported 3 ,190 exposures to kratom. Okay, and
• 2:41:20
  they probably had other things in their body.
• 2:41:23
  And its derivatives, a trend that could represent...
• 2:41:26
  But the problem is the 708's crap that RFK doesn't
• 2:41:30
  like. That makes all kratom look bad. Sent an
• 2:41:33
  increase of nearly 68 % compared to... Whatever.
• 2:41:37
  You know what? This whole world laughs at our
• 2:41:41
  country. We can't even get high without being
• 2:41:44
  bitched at. If someone, you know, dies of something,
• 2:41:47
  that was on them. Don't make other people suffer,
• 2:41:50
  okay? Too much government out of this world.
• 2:41:57
  You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Beats his mind.
• 2:42:55
  Alright, let's get into it right now. Mm -hmm.
• 2:42:58
  No! Happy Hot Topic! Running out of time. Mm
• 2:43:03
  -hmm. Our top story tonight takes us to Newark.
• 2:43:07
  Brandon Watt. Oh, yeah. Stupid people in Jersey.
• 2:43:11
  And accused of attacking his 70 -year -old neighbor,
• 2:43:14
  Johnny White, now facing hate crime charges.
• 2:43:17
  Yeah. What the hell's wrong with you? Who cares
• 2:43:20
  what someone's skin color is? Deshaun Johnson
• 2:43:22
  is in Lions. Loser. You make all white people
• 2:43:25
  look bad. Where the white family faced the accused.
• 2:43:28
  Deshaun, what happened in court today? They need
• 2:43:34
  to work on that five -second delay! Hey, you
• 2:43:37
  guys. It was an emotional day for Johnny and
• 2:43:39
  his family after seeing Watt in court earlier.
• 2:43:42
  Watt telling me that that incident that day changed
• 2:43:44
  his life forever in the worst way. Now, if you
• 2:43:47
  recall back in June, Brandon Watt is accused
• 2:43:49
  of beating Johnny Watt with a 2x4 wooden board.
• 2:43:52
  You're just a psychotic failure of a man. An
• 2:43:56
  argument in Watt's yard. Watt suffered several
• 2:43:59
  injuries to his face and his eyes. I'm glad he's
• 2:44:02
  okay. It's infuriating. According to Watt's attorney,
• 2:44:05
  Watt had been harassed. Losing White for weeks
• 2:44:07
  before. Loser, you're just a little punk ass
• 2:44:09
  bitch. Before this incident, saying he constantly
• 2:44:12
  called White. Just sociopathic eyes. Racial slurs.
• 2:44:15
  Oh, you think you're such a tough guy. Trust
• 2:44:18
  me, you don't need the magnum condoms, you small
• 2:44:20
  dick energy. And other names. Watt's attorney
• 2:44:23
  denies the claims. Of course, what's the attorney
• 2:44:25
  going to say? Oh yeah, he's a racist scumbag.
• 2:44:28
  And says White was the aggressor the day of the
• 2:44:29
  incident and approached and hit Watt first. All
• 2:44:32
  right, whatever. That doesn't mean you beat someone
• 2:44:34
  up. You walk away and be the bigger man. Boy,
• 2:44:37
  we all know you're a bitch. Noting there were
• 2:44:40
  two other witnesses who saw the argument. Oh,
• 2:44:43
  yeah, that's what's happening in New Jersey.
• 2:44:46
  Just a bunch of racist morons. Out of control.
• 2:44:50
  Oh, jeez. Time for Winston -Salem News. Winston
• 2:44:55
  -Salem News. From Winston -Salem, I'm talkin'
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  clean Carolina breeze in my daily routine Got
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  that drum when I move through the lines Slow
• 2:45:14
  with the words, but the thought still shines
• 2:45:16
  Riding hoppy on the mic all day Say what it mean,
• 2:45:23
  let the truth come through If it hit the room,
• 2:45:25
  then it hit the room He don't bite his tongue
• 2:45:51
  All right. Right here. Oh, geez. Hi, this is
• 2:46:00
  Chris M. from the Two Guys Named Chris Show.
• 2:46:02
  And you're listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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• 2:46:10
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• 2:46:16
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• 2:46:20
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• 2:46:22
  and you're listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. And then finally, I've got to mention
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  Murphy in the morning, Jack. I'm Murphy. Hey,
• 2:46:31
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  Ryan Hoppy. No! And everybody's talking about
• 2:46:49
  this story. Four baby goats with a mobile petting
• 2:46:53
  zoo. They've exposed people to rabies. That sucks.
• 2:46:57
  No one wants rabies. No one does. You go to pet
• 2:47:02
  the little goat. A man from Burlington accused
• 2:47:06
  of exposing himself to children at Springwood
• 2:47:10
  Park. What is going on with North Carolina? You're
• 2:47:12
  all pedophiles. Not all of you. All right. We
• 2:47:15
  got to get out of here. It's time for Cleveland
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  News. hoes with dreams collapse downtown echoes
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  the calves and faded calves past the preaching
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  hustle corner kids trading maps where the vibes
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  midwest but the struggle overlaps where the truth
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  gets raw rust belt blues every crack every flaw
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  unfilled it takes no sugar no draw hoppy on the
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  mic spitting facts no law back alleys whisper
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  still grit in the air hoppy pulling cars City
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  truths laid bare, bar sharper than the skyline
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  No time to spare, opinions heavy as the lake
• 2:48:12
  But he don't care Radio days, static hum in the
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• 2:48:18
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• 2:48:21
  youth Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof
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  Hoppy's lens, no rose tint, just grind Every
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  segment a slice of Cleveland's mind From the
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  flats to the heights, stories combined Unfiltered,
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  unbothered, unrefined You could be doing anything
• 2:48:49
  else right now, but you're here with Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy. We applaud your questionable
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  life choices. Oh, geez. Hey, kids, it's Brother
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  Wheeze, and you are listening to the Hoppy Hour
• 2:49:10
  with my main man, Ryan Hoppy. Oh, Hoppy Hot Topic.
• 2:49:16
  Oh, yeah. Let's get into this right now. Three
• 2:49:20
  News has learned that the Ohio Supreme Court
• 2:49:22
  has denied the latest motion asking the court
• 2:49:24
  to reconsider a hearing, a hearing and appeal
• 2:49:26
  filed by Mackenzie Sherilla. Man, that is the
• 2:49:30
  most entitled, dirty, rotten brat thing I ever
• 2:49:33
  heard. This girl is the reason that someone's
• 2:49:36
  not alive. And I'm sick and tired of hearing
• 2:49:38
  the people that defend her go, whoa, her boyfriend
• 2:49:40
  was a drug dealer. He was the cool guy in high
• 2:49:43
  school. And she knew what she was doing when
• 2:49:47
  she was hanging out with him. You know what's
• 2:49:49
  the scariest part about it? I'm really attracted
• 2:49:52
  to her. I find her so beautiful. I would blow
• 2:49:57
  her. Because you know she'd be an absolute freak.
• 2:50:03
  Even though she's a neffo baby douche bag. She
• 2:50:07
  and her legal team had been seeking to overturn
• 2:50:08
  her conviction, citing, Man, you just look at
• 2:50:13
  those eyes. She's a crazy broad. What they're
• 2:50:15
  calling a clerical error. Oh, yeah, you know.
• 2:50:19
  Mm -hmm. You drove into the wall with no intention
• 2:50:22
  to slow down. Show your ass. This is the third
• 2:50:25
  time the court has ruled against Shirella. I
• 2:50:27
  would just say serve the 15 years and deal with
• 2:50:30
  it. Saying twice that it did not have jurisdiction
• 2:50:33
  in the case. The federal challenge she found
• 2:50:35
  to overturn her conviction is still pending.
• 2:50:38
  A bunch of people are just wasting their time
• 2:50:42
  over this woman. Just lick the carpet and do
• 2:50:45
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• 2:51:14
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• 2:51:18
  They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
• 2:51:22
  And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
• 2:51:27
  It's not lacking any meat. And that's what real
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• 2:51:36
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