Latest / NO FILTER / Joe Rogan Experience _2410 - Jeff Dye(M4A_128K)
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- 0:03Speaker 1: Checking out the Joe Logan Experience train, my day Joe
- 0:07Speaker 1: Rogan podcast by night all day. I'm trying to get
- 0:12Speaker 1: to that.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the key.
- 0:14Speaker 1: That's but they tricking me, Joe.
- 0:16Speaker 2: They're with the algorithm. These motherfuckers. They get me too.
- 0:20Speaker 2: They get me in the morning.
- 0:21Speaker 1: I was just talking about it with Jamie that like
- 0:24Speaker 1: are we rolling? Yeah, we're talking about with him is
- 0:27Speaker 1: like I'm so good at like not caring what people
- 0:33Speaker 1: think sort of, and then I find no, I really
- 0:36Speaker 1: care a lot. Like I'm like in a constant dug
- 0:38Speaker 1: of war of that because I used to have Google
- 0:40Speaker 1: alerts on.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Oh no for your name? Yeah yeah, and then I
- 0:44Speaker 2: had to get rid of that. Oh yeah.
- 0:46Speaker 1: Then I was like, I'm gonna check the YouTube comments.
- 0:48Speaker 1: So that's that was a ring that I had to close.
- 0:51Speaker 1: I'm slowly closing the rings. The ring I'm stuck in
- 0:53Speaker 1: right now is checking what like my comedy peers are
- 0:57Speaker 1: up to, you know, that kind of stuff, the one
- 0:58Speaker 1: that they make video Cigar, the videos they make of
- 1:02Speaker 1: like uh so and so is is you know having
- 1:06Speaker 1: a breakdown or Mark Maron said this or those kind
- 1:09Speaker 1: of like those rings, you know, but I need to
- 1:12Speaker 1: close that I want to get. I want to have
- 1:13Speaker 1: no none of it. I want to I don't want
- 1:15Speaker 1: to check any comments or any anything.
- 1:17Speaker 2: I'm much better at this stuff than I ever have
- 1:20Speaker 2: been in the past of avoiding most things that are annoying.
- 1:24Speaker 2: But every now and then one will sneak in, And
- 1:26Speaker 2: then why do I let that sneak in?
- 1:28Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:28Speaker 2: Bothered me? Yeah?
- 1:29Speaker 1: I texted, yeah, check this out, agains. Don't send me
- 1:32Speaker 1: shit like this.
- 1:33Speaker 2: The Ronda Rowsey one didn't really bother me. Okay, good,
- 1:35Speaker 2: I mean I know what that is. You know, like
- 1:39Speaker 2: she's a She's a fucking pit bull man. That's uh
- 1:43Speaker 2: the type of humans.
- 1:44Speaker 1: Brother, Do you mind if I tell you my opinion
- 1:46Speaker 1: of Ronda Rossi and you tell me if I'm right
- 1:48Speaker 1: or not. You're good because you know what you're talking about.
- 1:50Speaker 1: And I am not a uf I like. I like UFC,
- 1:53Speaker 1: but I don't you know, you know these things. So
- 1:56Speaker 1: I've always said, like Ronda Rawsi was a badass, right,
- 2:00Speaker 1: and was awesome at fighting when there was like thirty
- 2:04Speaker 1: girls doing it in the professionally at her level. M hmm, right,
- 2:09Speaker 1: That's why I said I might be wrong. But then
- 2:11Speaker 1: there was probably all these girls who could really fight
- 2:13Speaker 1: all over the world, like in Japan and other countries
- 2:16Speaker 1: and even maybe even in America that just weren't in UFC.
- 2:18Speaker 1: They're like, I could probably beat this chick. And now
- 2:20Speaker 1: that there's so many women competing on this level, like
- 2:23Speaker 1: Ronda Rassi probably isn't in her prime as bad ass
- 2:27Speaker 1: as like the field.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Well, it's very difficult to when someone's a pioneer, she's
- 2:35Speaker 2: a legitimate pioneer, it's very difficult to compare them to
- 2:38Speaker 2: the people that have had a chance to study the
- 2:40Speaker 2: pioneers and then advance the sport. Right, So what she
- 2:44Speaker 2: was is high fella, She's a legend. I mean, I
- 2:49Speaker 2: got nothing but love and respect for that lady. What
- 2:52Speaker 2: she did was so impressive. She was the first legitimate
- 2:57Speaker 2: female superstar. She may aid the UFC female division possible
- 3:03Speaker 2: if it wasn't for her. Dana was very open about
- 3:07Speaker 2: never having female UFC fighters. It took someone that was
- 3:11Speaker 2: that dynamic, that was that special to open his eyes
- 3:14Speaker 2: and go, you know what, I think, this lady is
- 3:15Speaker 2: a star and to be the type like when she said,
- 3:19Speaker 2: like I wasn't an expert and everyone's entitled to their opinion,
- 3:22Speaker 2: you know, but you got to understand why she thinks
- 3:25Speaker 2: like that, because she's a fucking she has a champion mentality.
- 3:28Speaker 2: You never fought, You ain't shit. You know. It's like,
- 3:30Speaker 2: it's real simple.
- 3:31Speaker 1: The football game you didn't play again, I studied the
- 3:34Speaker 1: sport matter.
- 3:35Speaker 2: You ain't shit. I get it. It's totally fine. You
- 3:39Speaker 2: can't judge her like compare her to like Jonggwi Lee,
- 3:44Speaker 2: because like Jiangwe Lee, who was the one hundred and
- 3:46Speaker 2: fifteen pound champion, she had a chance to watch all
- 3:49Speaker 2: these other people learn what they're doing right, what they're
- 3:52Speaker 2: doing wrong, what's effective, what's not effective. What Ronda had
- 3:56Speaker 2: is world class judo, world class bronze medalist sneeling, one
- 4:01Speaker 2: of the best arm bars period in the sport, in
- 4:04Speaker 2: the history of the sport. Her fucking arm bar, the
- 4:07Speaker 2: technique was flawless. There is a fight with her and Katzangano.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Katsinghano launches at her, just fucking Katzingana was an animal,
- 4:15Speaker 2: charges at her full Ronda catches her in an arm
- 4:19Speaker 2: bar in like thirteen seconds. I don't remember the exact time.
- 4:22Speaker 2: It was nuts, but it was perfect, perfect technique. You know,
- 4:25Speaker 2: you couldn't fuck with that. But then she fought Holly Holme.
- 4:29Speaker 2: And when she fought Holly Holme, she was dealing with
- 4:31Speaker 2: an elite boxer, an elite kickboxer, and a very physically
- 4:36Speaker 2: strong woman who had an awesome game plan and who
- 4:38Speaker 2: had a chance to study Ronda and maybe more importantly,
- 4:42Speaker 2: came from a great camp in that camp, Jackson Wiggle
- 4:45Speaker 2: John Camp, one of the best camps in the world.
- 4:47Speaker 2: John Jones came out of that camp. Holly Donald Cerroni
- 4:51Speaker 2: originally came out of that camp. A lot of great
- 4:53Speaker 2: fighters came out of there, so they were really good
- 4:56Speaker 2: at game planning. So they knew how Ronda likes to clinch,
- 5:00Speaker 2: they knew how Ronda likes to set up her takedowns,
- 5:02Speaker 2: and they knew, you know what to avoid. And then
- 5:05Speaker 2: on top of that, Holly is just an elite striker.
- 5:07Speaker 2: So every time Ronda tried to close the distance, the
- 5:10Speaker 2: striking that she was very effective with against guys like
- 5:15Speaker 2: betch Kohea, these fighters that were a lower tier, it's
- 5:20Speaker 2: not going to be as effective with someone like Holly.
- 5:22Speaker 2: And Holly started catching her on the feet and had
- 5:24Speaker 2: her rocked and then landed that famous high kick and
- 5:28Speaker 2: put her out.
- 5:28Speaker 1: Well, I thought they were like the same age and
- 5:30Speaker 1: same era, but like Hally's after she was able to
- 5:34Speaker 1: learn from.
- 5:36Speaker 2: I wouldn't say they are the same era. But Holly,
- 5:39Speaker 2: you know, she had wins and losses. She lost to
- 5:43Speaker 2: Valentino Chevchenko, she lost to some other fighters, and but
- 5:47Speaker 2: it was stylistically, it was a great matchup for her
- 5:51Speaker 2: because she's an elite striker. She's really good at counter
- 5:54Speaker 2: striker striking. She's really good at movement, and when Ronda
- 5:58Speaker 2: has to close that distance, every fight starts on the feet,
- 6:01Speaker 2: and when you're with a very physically strong woman's a
- 6:03Speaker 2: good takedown defense and as good at like catching you
- 6:06Speaker 2: as you're charging in that was that was the problem
- 6:09Speaker 2: in that fight. Also, the problem in that fight, I
- 6:12Speaker 2: think for Rhonda is when you start becoming really famous,
- 6:17Speaker 2: then the hyenas show up and they start offering you
- 6:23Speaker 2: this and offering you that, and distracting you with this
- 6:26Speaker 2: and distracting you with that. And now you're going to
- 6:28Speaker 2: meetings and you're talking to agents, and you're setting up movies,
- 6:31Speaker 2: and you're doing this, and you're doing that, and all
- 6:34Speaker 2: those things take away from the most important thing, which
- 6:38Speaker 2: is you're fighting. Even if they don't take away from
- 6:41Speaker 2: the amount of training you do, they take away from
- 6:43Speaker 2: your focus. They just they rob you of the bandwidth.
- 6:47Speaker 1: You know.
- 6:47Speaker 2: I always telling the comics this when it comes to
- 6:50Speaker 2: like dealing with haters and things online that you shouldn't read.
- 6:54Speaker 2: You only have like think of your mind as having
- 6:58Speaker 2: a number of units of attention. Think you have a
- 7:01Speaker 2: one hundred units of focus. Anything that eats into those units,
- 7:07Speaker 2: anything that bothers you, that annoys you, that's useless, that
- 7:10Speaker 2: doesn't help you, that's stealing from your one hundred you know.
- 7:13Speaker 2: So now you only have eighty units or seventy units
- 7:16Speaker 2: of focus because thirty of it is concentrated on bullshit.
- 7:18Speaker 2: It'll rob you of what makes you great. So there
- 7:23Speaker 2: was two factors. There was the skill of Holly, the
- 7:26Speaker 2: fact that she had all this opportunity to study Ronda
- 7:29Speaker 2: and with a great team and devise a game plan.
- 7:31Speaker 2: And then there's also the stealing of focus. You know,
- 7:35Speaker 2: Ronda I was one of the biggest champions of her
- 7:38Speaker 2: as a fighter as as a like a legitimate pioneer
- 7:42Speaker 2: and a star. There was first it was Gina Carano
- 7:45Speaker 2: and Chris Cyborg, to a certain extent, But Cyborg had
- 7:48Speaker 2: an asteris because everybody knew she was roighted up. And
- 7:50Speaker 2: then it was Ronda, but Rondo eclipsed all of them.
- 7:53Speaker 2: She was bigger than all of them. I was a
- 7:56Speaker 2: huge supporter and steal am. But when you want a
- 8:00Speaker 2: fight and you're watching you get your ass kicked and
- 8:04Speaker 2: the other person is talking about how great the other
- 8:06Speaker 2: person is doing and how bad you're doing, that doesn't
- 8:09Speaker 2: sit well with a lot of people, especially like someone
- 8:12Speaker 2: who's got that kind of champion mentality, that fucking pit
- 8:15Speaker 2: pull mentality, Like I thought you were with me, fuck
- 8:18Speaker 2: you yeah. And then it was after the fight, I
- 8:21Speaker 2: was very public about saying I don't think she should
- 8:26Speaker 2: fight for a long time. They were talking about doing
- 8:28Speaker 2: an immediate rematch, and I was like, that's crazy, Like
- 8:31Speaker 2: they were talking about doing a rematch in four months
- 8:32Speaker 2: or something like that. I was like, when you get
- 8:34Speaker 2: head kicked into the shadow realm, you're supposed to take
- 8:37Speaker 2: a long time off. When Manny Pacquiao got knocked out
- 8:41Speaker 2: by one Manuel Marquez, it was a fucking picture perfect
- 8:46Speaker 2: right hand who knocked that knocked Manny Pacio out. His coach,
- 8:50Speaker 2: Freddie Roach said, you can't fight for a year. I
- 8:53Speaker 2: don't want you doing anything for a year for one year,
- 8:55Speaker 2: because you got to heal up from something like that.
- 8:57Speaker 2: It's it's bad when you get knocked uncos it's not
- 9:02Speaker 2: just that you'll be a touch gun shy, which is possible,
- 9:05Speaker 2: but also that you're more vulnerable to getting hit and
- 9:08Speaker 2: then you could ruin your chin forever, like if you
- 9:11Speaker 2: get knocked out. There's certain fighters that used to have
- 9:13Speaker 2: iron chins, like Chuck Withdell's one of the greatest examples
- 9:15Speaker 2: of that. He had an iron chin. You could hit
- 9:17Speaker 2: that dude with a fucking sledgehammer and he would just
- 9:20Speaker 2: keep swinging at you. And then eventually it got to
- 9:22Speaker 2: the point where he would get clipped and he would
- 9:24Speaker 2: just go out and it wasn't him, it was his
- 9:28Speaker 2: brain was broken. There was too many times, too many shots,
- 9:32Speaker 2: too many knockouts, too many impacts. You got to preserve that.
- 9:37Speaker 2: You gotta be very careful with that. You got to
- 9:39Speaker 2: take a long time off. And then there was the
- 9:42Speaker 2: Amanda new Nest fight. So the Amanda new Nest fight,
- 9:45Speaker 2: I was also very vocal that everybody was putting all
- 9:48Speaker 2: of the attention in the promotion on Ronda making this
- 9:52Speaker 2: huge comeback, and if you watch the promos for that fight,
- 9:55Speaker 2: I thought they were crazy disrespectful because the promos and obviously, look,
- 10:01Speaker 2: Ronda was a fucking huge star, a much bigger star
- 10:04Speaker 2: than Amanda Newts, and that loss was a shocking upset
- 10:07Speaker 2: to a lot of people that didn't understand martial arts
- 10:09Speaker 2: and didn't think that Holly had a chance, didn't think
- 10:11Speaker 2: anybody had a chance. She was gonna beat everybody forever.
- 10:14Speaker 2: But all the promo was Ronda coming back. All of
- 10:18Speaker 2: it was like She's coming back to take what's hers.
- 10:20Speaker 2: It was Ronda in a mansion looking out It was
- 10:23Speaker 2: like the worst promo set, like Ronda in a mansion
- 10:27Speaker 2: looking out the window saying I'm gonna get my title.
- 10:30Speaker 2: I don't know who made that. I don't know what
- 10:32Speaker 2: it was, but I remember being backstage the day of
- 10:35Speaker 2: the fight and there was all these agents mulling around,
- 10:38Speaker 2: all these Hollywood twats, and this guy was like, I
- 10:42Speaker 2: forget his exact words. They were talking. He didn't know
- 10:46Speaker 2: who Ronda was fighting, and he said who. I don't
- 10:50Speaker 2: know what her name is, but whoever it is, it's
- 10:52Speaker 2: her funeral. That's what he said. I was like, oh
- 10:54Speaker 2: my god, like these are the people. Meanwhile, Amanda News
- 10:58Speaker 2: was the scared person at won thirty five, and that's
- 11:02Speaker 2: what I had said before she fought a Holly Home.
- 11:04Speaker 2: I mean, like Dana and I talked about it. I said,
- 11:06Speaker 2: I think Amanda's the scariest title challenger because she can
- 11:10Speaker 2: flat line chicks with one punch. She's very different than
- 11:12Speaker 2: all the other ones. She wound up flat lining Chris Cyborg.
- 11:14Speaker 2: It was a crazy fight. She beats the fuck out
- 11:16Speaker 2: of everybody. She hits so hard, like way harder than
- 11:20Speaker 2: most women. And I was like, that's a dangerous fucking opponent.
- 11:24Speaker 2: And they're making it seem like this is all about
- 11:26Speaker 2: the Ronda come back. When Amanda was the champion. So
- 11:30Speaker 2: Holly had beaten Ronda, Meshad Tate had beaten Holly, and
- 11:34Speaker 2: then Amanda had beaten me Should Tate, so Amanda was
- 11:37Speaker 2: the fucking champion. But all the promotion was all about Ronda.
- 11:41Speaker 2: And then they're.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Trying to do like pro wrestling, Like I don't.
- 11:44Speaker 2: Know what they were all to come back. I think,
- 11:47Speaker 2: you know, they were just selling the fight. They were
- 11:49Speaker 2: selling it, and the best way to sell it is,
- 11:50Speaker 2: I guess that way, but it's disrespectful to the champion,
- 11:54Speaker 2: especially a fucking dangerous champion. And if she if the
- 11:59Speaker 2: champion wins, which I thought she was going to win,
- 12:01Speaker 2: it sets up it's not good to set her up
- 12:05Speaker 2: like you should set her up, like how fucking danger
- 12:07Speaker 2: she is. Now you've got a bigger star. Obviously she
- 12:10Speaker 2: wound up being a bigger star. And Amanda's the greatest
- 12:13Speaker 2: of all time, like widely considered to be the greatest
- 12:16Speaker 2: mixed martial arts female fighter in history because she fucks
- 12:19Speaker 2: everybody up. She's just so dangerous. So and then that
- 12:23Speaker 2: fight happens, and then that lady takes Ronda out in
- 12:26Speaker 2: the first round, just beats the piss out of her,
- 12:29Speaker 2: just stops her standing. Just it was brutal. You know,
- 12:33Speaker 2: I never had a bad thing to say about Ronda.
- 12:35Speaker 2: I still don't I understand her mentality. I mean, she's
- 12:38Speaker 2: a champion minded person, like she's like, you're fucking with
- 12:42Speaker 2: me or against me. It's me against the world. You know,
- 12:45Speaker 2: she doesn't have a chip on her shoulder. She's had
- 12:47Speaker 2: a forest. She got a whole forest on her shoulder. Well,
- 12:49Speaker 2: you know what I mean, but that's why she was
- 12:51Speaker 2: so good, and we're lucky she's a woman. If that
- 12:54Speaker 2: lady was a man, she'd be Genghis Khan. Okay, she'd
- 12:56Speaker 2: fucking Dike over the world. She's an animal scary, so
- 13:00Speaker 2: that's why she has that opinion. That's just how she
- 13:03Speaker 2: thinks about things.
- 13:04Speaker 1: I was mad at her just as an everyday man,
- 13:07Speaker 1: because my nieces love any woman that's famous for any reason,
- 13:12Speaker 1: you know. And my nieces also aren't experts about UFC
- 13:15Speaker 1: little girls, and they just think it's cool that a
- 13:17Speaker 1: woman's a badass, you know. They like that kind of stuff.
- 13:20Speaker 1: And so then when she lost to like, you know,
- 13:23Speaker 1: be on TikTok, I mean, actually people made tiktoks of it.
- 13:26Speaker 1: It's not like Ronda RAUSEI was on TikTok, but like
- 13:28Speaker 1: she was like on Ellen being like I just wanted
- 13:31Speaker 1: to quit, and I saw my man and I just
- 13:33Speaker 1: realized I want to have babies, and I was like,
- 13:34Speaker 1: this is not really the message, you know, if you'll
- 13:38Speaker 1: lose to just go be a pro wrestler or have
- 13:41Speaker 1: babies like that's not like I don't know. I felt
- 13:43Speaker 1: like it was a strange way for a champion to talk.
- 13:46Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's her legitimately as a human being. That's
- 13:49Speaker 2: what she wanted here, And there comes a time that's
- 13:52Speaker 2: good Now, that would be a fine way to frame it. Well,
- 13:54Speaker 2: she was being honest. She wanted to have babies. She
- 13:56Speaker 2: didn't want to do it anymore. And that there comes
- 13:58Speaker 2: a time where every fighter can only redline for so long,
- 14:02Speaker 2: and the reality of fighting is your redlining. You know
- 14:07Speaker 2: what a red line when the engine, you know, when
- 14:09Speaker 2: your techometer reaches like eight thousand RPM's like right. You
- 14:13Speaker 2: can only do that for so long or your engine blows.
- 14:16Speaker 2: But to be in peak physical condition, to be able
- 14:20Speaker 2: to fight in a championship fight, you essentially have to
- 14:22Speaker 2: redline your body through camp. You have to get your
- 14:25Speaker 2: body to a place where it's at a rap. You
- 14:27Speaker 2: can't maintain fight shape, it's not possible. You get to
- 14:32Speaker 2: a certain part, you peak, and then the last week
- 14:35Speaker 2: you kind of drop off so that you can recover.
- 14:38Speaker 2: And so that Saturday night, when Saturday night rolls up
- 14:40Speaker 2: and the lights go on in Madison Square Garden, you
- 14:43Speaker 2: are as fucking ready as a human being can get.
- 14:46Speaker 2: But you can't maintain that, and you can't do that forever.
- 14:49Speaker 2: This is only and they think that there's a theory
- 14:52Speaker 2: amongst mixed martial arts commentators and experts and what have
- 14:56Speaker 2: you that is about nine years. Nine years is all
- 14:59Speaker 2: it's pop to compete at a peak level and then
- 15:02Speaker 2: you get a drop off. Some people have more longevity
- 15:05Speaker 2: than others vary. Some people it's a much shorter rain,
- 15:09Speaker 2: and you got to kind of look at who they
- 15:11Speaker 2: were when they were at the top. You can only
- 15:14Speaker 2: look at them when they're at that peak. Like guys
- 15:16Speaker 2: like Anderson Silva, he gets kind of dismissed because later
- 15:22Speaker 2: in his life the performances weren't the same, they weren't
- 15:26Speaker 2: elite performances. But I say, that's just human. You got
- 15:30Speaker 2: to look at him when he was the champion. He
- 15:32Speaker 2: was one of the most elite guys that's ever competed
- 15:34Speaker 2: in the sport period. He's one of the greatest of
- 15:36Speaker 2: all time. But you can only you got to look
- 15:38Speaker 2: at when he was in his prime, you know, And
- 15:40Speaker 2: there's only a certain amount of time you can do that.
- 15:43Speaker 2: And then when a fighter doesn't want to do that
- 15:46Speaker 2: and only that anymore, you gotta get out. You gotta
- 15:50Speaker 2: get out because there's some fucking twenty year old Mike
- 15:52Speaker 2: Tyson out there. There's some animal. There's some dude that
- 15:55Speaker 2: lives breeze, sleeps fighting, and they all they want to
- 15:59Speaker 2: do is land shots and take you out. They just
- 16:02Speaker 2: they that's their whole focus in life. They don't give
- 16:05Speaker 2: a fuck about relationships, they don't give a fuck about
- 16:07Speaker 2: where they live. They don't give a fuck about anything.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Just winning. And that's how you become a world champion,
- 16:13Speaker 2: that's how you become elite. You can only maintain it
- 16:15Speaker 2: for so long. It's not a normal way for a
- 16:17Speaker 2: human being to exist. It's a very strange way to live. Yeah,
- 16:22Speaker 2: you know, and for her it's natural. Like she's a woman.
- 16:24Speaker 2: She's like, I won't have babies. I was a great
- 16:26Speaker 2: man and she's married to Travis Brown, was also a
- 16:29Speaker 2: beast who was an elite UFC heavyweight, top ten heavyweight.
- 16:33Speaker 2: You know, She's like, I'm done. I make some warrior kids.
- 16:36Speaker 2: I get it.
- 16:37Speaker 1: I saw it and I was like, what the hell
- 16:39Speaker 1: is that man quin?
- 16:41Speaker 2: She just didn't want no.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Now, my niece is root for Holly Home good lady.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Holly Holme's nice.
- 16:47Speaker 2: She is nice.
- 16:48Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we like. We like the winners who
- 16:51Speaker 1: are nice.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it, but there's something about Rhonda being
- 16:57Speaker 2: RNDA that made the sport what it is.
- 16:59Speaker 1: But it's for Luke Skywalker, not Darth Vader. He's not sure.
- 17:03Speaker 1: Darth Vader's cooler, and he's probably more strong, he's got
- 17:06Speaker 1: the thing, you know. But you know, Luke's the good guy,
- 17:09Speaker 1: and I like the good guy. She's not root for
- 17:11Speaker 1: the good guy.
- 17:12Speaker 2: She's not a bad guy. She's you know, like, look,
- 17:14Speaker 2: her mother was a badass. Her mother was an elite
- 17:18Speaker 2: judo competitor.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Actually, I hate disagreeing with you, Joe, but she's She
- 17:24Speaker 1: went to wrestling Rhonda, and then she said all these
- 17:27Speaker 1: terrible things about the wrestlers.
- 17:29Speaker 2: She said terrible about you. Don't say anything terrible about me.
- 17:33Speaker 1: She said, you're not an expert, that's all she said.
- 17:36Speaker 2: It's also that's not terrible, that's just an opinions mean
- 17:38Speaker 2: to me. No, no, no, that's all. Look, if I
- 17:40Speaker 2: was a pussy, it would be mean.
- 17:42Speaker 1: Well I'm a pussy.
- 17:43Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing. If I was wedde dude, that's
- 17:46Speaker 2: my whole life.
- 17:48Speaker 1: Say I. You know, she she's kind of a grumpy,
- 17:51Speaker 1: gnarly warrior, and warriors can be a little prickly.
- 17:55Speaker 2: She's definitely prickly. Yeah, yeah, that's all. But that's why
- 17:57Speaker 2: she was awesome, you know, that's what her great it was.
- 18:01Speaker 2: She broke that door wide open, and all the women
- 18:05Speaker 2: that came afterwards follow. And it's hard for women to
- 18:09Speaker 2: become famous in MMA because it's hard for them to
- 18:13Speaker 2: have the kind of spectacular results that men have. They
- 18:15Speaker 2: generally don't have as much power and unless they're like elite,
- 18:19Speaker 2: a judo or something like that like she was, where
- 18:21Speaker 2: they get arm bars and finish people quickly. But that's
- 18:23Speaker 2: what everybody likes. Everybody likes dominance, and I want them
- 18:26Speaker 2: to be hot. That helps. That's a good one, but
- 18:29Speaker 2: it's hard to mix those worlds. Yeah, you get niche
- 18:31Speaker 2: warrior her Holly. There's only a few of them that
- 18:34Speaker 2: were really hot and.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Elite and the old day they weren't looking at the
- 18:37Speaker 1: battle lines and they're going, ah, I wish these warriors
- 18:39Speaker 1: had more tits. Like that's what I'm like, a very
- 18:43Speaker 1: conflicted person. I wanted to be bad ass but also hot, yeah,
- 18:47Speaker 1: and crazy to get both of them.
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- 20:00Speaker 2: be super crazy, Yeah for sure, especially while they're fighting.
- 20:03Speaker 2: You know, it's like, you don't really want that in
- 20:05Speaker 2: your life. It's like no, wait, you know what it's like.
- 20:08Speaker 2: It's like a muscle car. Like muscle cars are great
- 20:11Speaker 2: to drive, but you don't want to take him on
- 20:12Speaker 2: a road track.
- 20:13Speaker 1: Dude, Shabby took me to So I have a great
- 20:16Speaker 1: Lakers hook up, right. I go to all the Lakers
- 20:18Speaker 1: games and I invited Brandon Schobb when we first became friends.
- 20:22Speaker 1: I say, you want to come to the Lakers game
- 20:23Speaker 1: with me? You like it? We sit, We have great seats.
- 20:26Speaker 1: You will put you in the bill, you will meet
- 20:27Speaker 1: the owner. It'll be great. So that's my only kind
- 20:29Speaker 1: of flex, you know that can bring people to these
- 20:31Speaker 1: kind of things. I don't have a lot to offer,
- 20:32Speaker 1: but I can offer that. So he's like, yeah, I'll
- 20:34Speaker 1: pick you up. And he comes to my house. Brandon
- 20:37Speaker 1: Schobb comes to my house like a race car. I mean,
- 20:39Speaker 1: this thing is it's got the big spoiler on the back. Also,
- 20:42Speaker 1: we're both big guys. I'm six four, he's I don't
- 20:45Speaker 1: know how tall he is, but he's taller than me,
- 20:47Speaker 1: and we're in this tiny thing in traffic on the
- 20:51Speaker 1: one on one going to a Lakers game and we
- 20:53Speaker 1: can barely talk. We're both talkers, you know, and it's
- 20:55Speaker 1: like the whole time, and I was just sit like
- 21:00Speaker 1: what halfway through the drive, as even though we were
- 21:02Speaker 1: like new friends at the time, like what made you
- 21:04Speaker 1: pick this car? You have other cars? And he goes, well,
- 21:07Speaker 1: you're like a little kid, and my son loves this car,
- 21:10Speaker 1: so I just I picked it because of you.
- 21:12Speaker 2: You're like a little kid. That's hilarious.
- 21:14Speaker 1: And he was right because when he pulled up, I
- 21:16Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is awesome. But then I got
- 21:18Speaker 1: in and I was like, bro, we're not built for
- 21:19Speaker 1: this thing. It's dying. Yeah, but that's not like your analogy,
- 21:22Speaker 1: Like that's not a day to.
- 21:23Speaker 2: Day No, that's not a road trip car. You want
- 21:26Speaker 2: to be in a Cadillac, you know, want to be
- 21:28Speaker 2: something that's quiet and real smooth and handles bumps well
- 21:33Speaker 2: exactly like a person, right, yeah, yeah, Like you want
- 21:37Speaker 2: you want a one night stand, you want a muscle car,
- 21:40Speaker 2: you want a long term relationship, Get Alexis.
- 21:42Speaker 1: And if you go to the Lakers game, bring a
- 21:44Speaker 1: goddamn suv or something and something traffic.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Bring something quiet with conditioning. His thought.
- 21:50Speaker 1: His heart was in the right place, and he was
- 21:52Speaker 1: completely right.
- 21:53Speaker 2: What car was it?
- 21:53Speaker 1: You don't know what it's like. I mean, I wouldn't
- 21:56Speaker 1: even be able to guess.
- 21:57Speaker 2: You know. Cool though you're not into cars.
- 21:58Speaker 1: I love cars, but I like the car I like.
- 22:00Speaker 1: I've always loved big stupid things, like like big military vehicles. Yeah,
- 22:06Speaker 1: I love all that stuff.
- 22:07Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a real hummer with like a crazy
- 22:10Speaker 2: Diesel turbocharged engine.
- 22:12Speaker 1: Last time I was here and I did his podcast,
- 22:14Speaker 1: he had this huge Bronco that he was like doing
- 22:17Speaker 1: some thing where you're selling it like enough people buy
- 22:19Speaker 1: tickets for it or something like that.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that truck was a beautiful truck.
- 22:23Speaker 1: And I like, like that's what I like, is like
- 22:25Speaker 1: big stupid tires. Anything in Mad Max. I loved anything
- 22:28Speaker 1: the military drives. Was like, can I buy that? They're like, no,
- 22:31Speaker 1: this is it's not built for that. You can buy
- 22:33Speaker 1: a lot of things those, Yeah, but they're like you
- 22:35Speaker 1: got to go to those auctions and ship.
- 22:37Speaker 2: Yeah. It was you just got to know people. You
- 22:39Speaker 2: can get a lot of things these days.
- 22:40Speaker 1: I would love that.
- 22:41Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some.
- 22:42Speaker 1: I've never owned anything that fits in my garage. No, No,
- 22:45Speaker 1: I have to park on the street all the time.
- 22:47Speaker 1: I did to get rid of my last jeep because
- 22:48Speaker 1: I put like forty six inch tires on it and
- 22:51Speaker 1: I lifted it up, and like it has no doors
- 22:53Speaker 1: and no top, and so it's just parked in Sherman
- 22:57Speaker 1: Oaks on the street. And I'm on the road so
- 23:00Speaker 1: much and it just sitting there, just sitting there. So
- 23:02Speaker 1: I come back, there'd be you know, just like someone
- 23:04Speaker 1: would walk by with like a soda and just throw
- 23:06Speaker 1: it in there, you know, because you know they don't care.
- 23:08Speaker 2: They get mad at you. Right, you have what a douche?
- 23:11Speaker 1: Yeah, And where I am, it's not popular to have
- 23:13Speaker 1: cool big ship like that.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Right, Sherman Oaks is popular to have a Prius with
- 23:17Speaker 2: a coexists bumper sticker.
- 23:18Speaker 1: It's so annoying. I have a cyber truck and I
- 23:23Speaker 1: you can't really lift it. But since it has an
- 23:25Speaker 1: air suspension, you can buy pins that make the air
- 23:29Speaker 1: suspension one inch larger than whatever it's adjusting to. Because
- 23:34Speaker 1: if you put a lift on it, it's gonna screw
- 23:36Speaker 1: it all up. So Anyways, long story short, I have
- 23:39Speaker 1: a lifted cyber truck with big stupid tires on it,
- 23:42Speaker 1: and I drive into the comedy store parking lot and
- 23:45Speaker 1: I'm like, this really isn't helping my reputation? Every time
- 23:49Speaker 1: I rolling, everyone's like, what is that?
- 23:51Speaker 2: It used to be that if you had a Tesla,
- 23:53Speaker 2: you were you were signaling that you were a left
- 23:55Speaker 2: wing person. You know, you're environmentally conscious, worried about car.
- 24:02Speaker 1: That was one of the more crazy shifts. And we
- 24:04Speaker 1: could come up with a thousand of these. But like
- 24:06Speaker 1: evis used to be considered like this great thing you're
- 24:09Speaker 1: doing well. They still are in unless it's a cyber truck.
- 24:12Speaker 2: Unless it's a Tesla.
- 24:14Speaker 1: Trum every day really in my cyber truck, yeah, every day.
- 24:18Speaker 2: There's a video of this lady in New Jersey. She
- 24:20Speaker 2: gets out of a cyber truck, just gets out. She
- 24:22Speaker 2: was a passenger, and this lady who's walking her dog goes,
- 24:25Speaker 2: how does it feel to be racist? And she's like, like,
- 24:28Speaker 2: what are you talking about? She got a ride, she wasn't
- 24:30Speaker 2: even driving her off. She's like, what are you talking about? Yeah,
- 24:34Speaker 2: you're racist. You're in a cyber truck. You're racist, and
- 24:36Speaker 2: she's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're You're crazy.
- 24:40Speaker 1: It blows my mind.
- 24:41Speaker 2: Well, people are always looking for every possible opportunity to
- 24:44Speaker 2: be a shithead. And if they can be a shithead,
- 24:48Speaker 2: if they're justified in being a shithead because they disagree
- 24:51Speaker 2: with you, they would be the meanest motherfuckers just to
- 24:55Speaker 2: be a shitthead. And that activity happens primarily on the left, primarily,
- 25:03Speaker 2: Like you don't see that from the right. Like if
- 25:05Speaker 2: someone pulls up in a prius with a Coexist bumper sticker,
- 25:10Speaker 2: you don't see a bunch of guys going, hey, you
- 25:12Speaker 2: fucking pussy, exactly what do you support? And fucking Iraq?
- 25:16Speaker 2: Where you supporting ISIS with your fucking bullshit fucking bumper
- 25:21Speaker 2: stick or back car? Has it feel to be an
- 25:24Speaker 2: ISIS supporter? You don't get that ever, But you get
- 25:27Speaker 2: that from the left, and I don't. I think it's
- 25:29Speaker 2: the Trump thing. I think Trump was such a figure,
- 25:33Speaker 2: is such a figure of like an attack vector, that
- 25:36Speaker 2: they look at him like.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Fun for them. Yeah, yeah, they have an enemy their
- 25:41Speaker 1: brain at all times.
- 25:43Speaker 2: They have an enemy. Yeah, Like Jimmy Kimmel's wife was
- 25:46Speaker 2: doing some podcasts recently Jimmy and the Wife, and the
- 25:49Speaker 2: Wife is saying that she has a hard time talking
- 25:51Speaker 2: to her relatives because they voted for Trump. She says, like,
- 25:54Speaker 2: if you vote for Trump, you're voting against Mike. Yeah,
- 25:56Speaker 2: you're voting against my husband and my family.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Like, what do you talk about? Well, I think that
- 26:01Speaker 1: that's the big sy op. They've made everything racial. Everything
- 26:05Speaker 1: is racial, and so the last thing you want to
- 26:08Speaker 1: be called is a racist, right, So when you make
- 26:11Speaker 1: it as simple as race, like just racial, like just
- 26:14Speaker 1: that blanketly simple, then anything another color does, you'd be considered.
- 26:20Speaker 1: So you go, oh, I don't really believe, or I
- 26:23Speaker 1: think Muslims are blank, whatever that sentence is. They go racist,
- 26:28Speaker 1: and well, there's surely some things we could criticize about,
- 26:31Speaker 1: maybe North Korea.
- 26:31Speaker 2: They go, oh, you're racist.
- 26:33Speaker 1: So it's like it's because it's so simple and it's
- 26:35Speaker 1: so vague, and people love to keep vague things because
- 26:38Speaker 1: then they can make their I saw a comedian. I
- 26:40Speaker 1: won't say her name because I can't pronounce it. But
- 26:42Speaker 1: it's that's why I won't say it now, because I'm
- 26:44Speaker 1: holding back names. Mary Lynn Reisch GiB or Reis GiB
- 26:47Speaker 1: or whatever her name is. Yeah, she used to be
- 26:50Speaker 1: really nice to me, and then she used to be Yeah.
- 26:52Speaker 1: She she got caught talking shit about me and I
- 26:56Speaker 1: DMed her immediately and then she's like, oh, you know,
- 27:00Speaker 1: I think she's a nice person.
- 27:01Speaker 2: She's a person, she's.
- 27:03Speaker 1: Nice and people get caught up in that shop. I
- 27:06Speaker 1: saw her do a bit the other night in the
- 27:08Speaker 1: lab where she was like, she was like, I'm texting
- 27:11Speaker 1: with this guy and he said, she said, how are you,
- 27:15Speaker 1: and he said, I'm just really sad of today about
- 27:18Speaker 1: Charlie Charlie Kirk. And then she goes and my hand
- 27:22Speaker 1: was like my phone was on fire. I was like what.
- 27:26Speaker 1: And then the crowd laughed to her defense, like the
- 27:29Speaker 1: lab at the improv thought this was a hilarious premise.
- 27:32Speaker 1: And then she said she was like, oh, what part
- 27:36Speaker 1: of his ideas did you find so gripping? What was
- 27:41Speaker 1: it his racist And she just started launching into like
- 27:43Speaker 1: about how like the fact that a guy she liked
- 27:46Speaker 1: would be sad about Charlie Kirk's assassination was the biggest
- 27:51Speaker 1: turn off to her that she wrote like a whole
- 27:53Speaker 1: bit about it, and I was just in my mind,
- 27:56Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe that this is her take.
- 28:00Speaker 1: I can't believe it's a take that the crowd is
- 28:02Speaker 1: on board with. And I can't believe I'm in this
- 28:06Speaker 1: town anymore. Like I was like a moment for me
- 28:12Speaker 1: where I was like, what am I am? I insane? No, Like,
- 28:16Speaker 1: that's what makes me. Those are the moments where you go,
- 28:18Speaker 1: I think I'm the crazy person. There's a room full
- 28:20Speaker 1: of people here who agree that Charlie Kirk must have
- 28:24Speaker 1: been this terrible thing and hence deserves being publicly assassinated.
- 28:30Speaker 1: And if you feel sad about it, you're gross to her.
- 28:33Speaker 2: And she wants to throw her phone away and.
- 28:34Speaker 1: She wants to go And that's hilarious to everyone because
- 28:39Speaker 1: the simple vagueness of race, you know, it's like this,
- 28:43Speaker 1: this this constant obsession with you know, you have to
- 28:48Speaker 1: agree with a socialist mayor in New York, or you
- 28:51Speaker 1: must be a racist or islam folk. They've just made
- 28:54Speaker 1: it so vague that it's very easy to always label
- 28:56Speaker 1: herb or put things in a thing.
- 28:59Speaker 2: Well, there's there's certainly cult like thinking involved in both
- 29:04Speaker 2: the right and the left. That's it's a real problem
- 29:08Speaker 2: with people that identify with any political ideology, whether they're
- 29:13Speaker 2: identify as being a conservative or identify as being a liberal.
- 29:17Speaker 2: It's a real problem because then you lose all your
- 29:20Speaker 2: objective thinking and you have to agree with everything that
- 29:23Speaker 2: this side supports, and generally that's never a good thing
- 29:27Speaker 2: to just agree with like a swath. I have predetermined ideas, yeah,
- 29:33Speaker 2: and one is that public assassinations are okay, and that
- 29:38Speaker 2: they're not sad. They're sad no matter who it is.
- 29:41Speaker 1: And I would say, even if Charlie Kirk was a
- 29:43Speaker 1: terrible person, even if he was, which he was not.
- 29:46Speaker 1: I knew him and he was not. But even if
- 29:50Speaker 1: he was, let's say they're right about all those things.
- 29:53Speaker 1: You're happy that he got shot.
- 29:55Speaker 2: Now, the correct way to handle someone who has bad
- 29:58Speaker 2: ideas is to conf front them with better ideas. It's
- 30:02Speaker 2: not a thirty odd to six round to the neck
- 30:05Speaker 2: right publicly where people are cheering. That's crazy.
- 30:08Speaker 1: And they kept it vague. They keep it vague. That's
- 30:11Speaker 1: how it always works. It's like, well, I go, well,
- 30:14Speaker 1: why don't why are you? Why are you posting on
- 30:17Speaker 1: social media that you're happy about it or that you're
- 30:20Speaker 1: not sad about it? Just tell me simply why you
- 30:23Speaker 1: think that, And I think, well, because his ideas were dangerous,
- 30:26Speaker 1: super vague. Didn't say the ideas, didn't say how they're
- 30:30Speaker 1: dangerous or why they're dangerous. It's always vague.
- 30:33Speaker 2: Well, there's also a problem with clips. When you take
- 30:36Speaker 2: sound bites, like very short clips, out of context of
- 30:39Speaker 2: what someone's saying, and then you highlight that one particular
- 30:42Speaker 2: sentence and the way they said that sentence, you could
- 30:44Speaker 2: frame someone in a very different way than who they
- 30:48Speaker 2: really are. And I think there was some problems with
- 30:50Speaker 2: some of the things that Charlie said, the way he
- 30:52Speaker 2: said them, and in the fact that you could take
- 30:54Speaker 2: it as a clip. And one of them was the
- 30:57Speaker 2: idea of dei pilots, the idea of any lowering of
- 31:03Speaker 2: standards of anyone in a really important job like a pilot,
- 31:07Speaker 2: because a person is blank fill in the blank, because
- 31:11Speaker 2: they are a lesbian, or because they're gay, or because
- 31:14Speaker 2: they're white, or because they're Chinese, or because they're black,
- 31:17Speaker 2: or whatever it is. If you're lowering standards because you
- 31:19Speaker 2: want more people of one thing, well you've just made
- 31:22Speaker 2: the skies a little more dangerous. You made a very
- 31:25Speaker 2: dangerous thing, which is flying a little more dangerous. So
- 31:28Speaker 2: his statement was because they're doing this and they're trying
- 31:31Speaker 2: to get they're using DEI to hire people. And when
- 31:35Speaker 2: I get on a plane and I see a black pilot,
- 31:37Speaker 2: I hope that they're qualified.
- 31:39Speaker 1: Or he wonders, Yeah, he said, I don't want. I
- 31:42Speaker 1: hate that when I see a black pilot, my mind
- 31:45Speaker 1: thinks I wonder if they were part of a DEI
- 31:47Speaker 1: hiring correct.
- 31:49Speaker 2: Right, that's it's a problem in the way said it
- 31:53Speaker 2: instead of saying that that way. Because one of the
- 31:58Speaker 2: things that I pointed out is that what DEI, especially
- 32:02Speaker 2: in regards to education, the people that discriminates the most against,
- 32:06Speaker 2: Like people say it's a white supremacist idea to uh
- 32:09Speaker 2: to be against DEI, the people that DEI discriminates the
- 32:13Speaker 2: most against in education is Asians because Asians fucking kill
- 32:19Speaker 2: it in universities. They kill it so much so that
- 32:22Speaker 2: there was a giant lawsuit at Harvard because they were
- 32:25Speaker 2: making their admission standards more difficult for Asian people than
- 32:29Speaker 2: they were for white people, for black people, for everybody else.
- 32:32Speaker 2: They made Asians more difficult because if they didn't half
- 32:35Speaker 2: of their fucking population in their classes would be Asian
- 32:38Speaker 2: because they work harder. It's a cultural thing. You know.
- 32:42Speaker 2: I grew up in taekwondo, and I grew up around
- 32:45Speaker 2: a lot of Koreans, and man, you haven't seen work
- 32:49Speaker 2: ethic until you've seen first generation Koreans who come over
- 32:54Speaker 2: to America, and you know they have those tiger moms
- 32:57Speaker 2: and tiger dads. That's a real thing.
- 32:59Speaker 1: That's good.
- 33:00Speaker 2: That is a fuck I guess well.
- 33:01Speaker 1: I mean for these sort of subjects, it's good for
- 33:04Speaker 1: getting the trauma and not great. Right, But if we're
- 33:08Speaker 1: talking about the workforce or symphony, if it's.
- 33:11Speaker 2: Just a meritocracy, if it's just a meritocracy, it's like
- 33:14Speaker 2: who is the best student, Who is the best this,
- 33:17Speaker 2: who's the best that? Yeah, it's good for that, you know,
- 33:20Speaker 2: but it's like it's the same thing. It's like trying
- 33:22Speaker 2: to be a champion. You can only redline for so
- 33:24Speaker 2: long before you go fucking crazy. And the lack of
- 33:27Speaker 2: balance between pleasure and struggle and discipline and fun. You
- 33:33Speaker 2: have to balance if you want to have a good life,
- 33:36Speaker 2: and ultimately you're supposed to be enjoying your life. I
- 33:39Speaker 2: don't think you can truly enjoy your life without some
- 33:42Speaker 2: measure of discipline. I think discipline is important. It's the
- 33:45Speaker 2: reason why you can enjoy the relaxing moments because you
- 33:48Speaker 2: earn them. You have to earn them, and but I
- 33:51Speaker 2: do think you should have them too. And when I
- 33:54Speaker 2: was around a lot of Korean guys like my friend Junksick.
- 33:57Speaker 2: I've talked about him before, but he was a national
- 33:59Speaker 2: champion when we were kids. He was not as talented
- 34:03Speaker 2: as other people. He wasn't as fast, he wasn't he
- 34:06Speaker 2: didn't have any unusual genetic gifts that some people had.
- 34:09Speaker 2: But that motherfucker worked so hard. He was in residency, Okay,
- 34:16Speaker 2: so he was in medical school while he was on
- 34:19Speaker 2: the national team. So he would go to school all
- 34:22Speaker 2: day and for workouts sometimes he would take all his books,
- 34:25Speaker 2: put him in his backpack and run upstairs at the school.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Just run upstairs at the university. And that's how you
- 34:32Speaker 2: get some of his cardio in. And then he would
- 34:33Speaker 2: come to the gym and he would be you know,
- 34:36Speaker 2: he'd come to the gym for nighttime training. We'd train
- 34:38Speaker 2: at like six o'clock at night, seven o'clock at night,
- 34:40Speaker 2: and he would be he was drained, but he would
- 34:42Speaker 2: fucking just dig in and get to it, man. And
- 34:46Speaker 2: it was just it's that mentality is why Asians do
- 34:51Speaker 2: so well in school. It's like this pushing from their parents,
- 34:54Speaker 2: the high pressure. And again I don't think it's so
- 34:56Speaker 2: good for you psychologically. I don't do that with my kids.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Kids do very well in school. But they do very
- 35:02Speaker 2: well in school because of the example that I and
- 35:04Speaker 2: my wife said of be a nice person, work really hard,
- 35:08Speaker 2: have discipline, do the stuff you're supposed to do, don't
- 35:10Speaker 2: fuck off, you know, get get the things done that
- 35:12Speaker 2: you're supposed to do. But would they be able to
- 35:16Speaker 2: compete with some kid who just came over here from China,
- 35:19Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 35:19Speaker 1: We know why the countries like America so much is
- 35:21Speaker 1: because they realize, oh, if I work as hard as
- 35:24Speaker 1: I can, maybe in wherever they live, yes, you know,
- 35:27Speaker 1: India or some of these other places. It's not a
- 35:29Speaker 1: promise that they'll succeed. But they love a capitalistic America
- 35:32Speaker 1: where I'm like, yeah, if I put in the work,
- 35:34Speaker 1: and my kids put in the work, and I force
- 35:36Speaker 1: my kids to put in the work, it'll work.
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- 36:55Speaker 2: com slash ji. This is where you see the hypocrisy
- 36:58Speaker 2: of the education system though, because they claim to be
- 37:01Speaker 2: all about diversity. Asians are part of diversity. They're a
- 37:07Speaker 2: small percentage of the population in America, but they're fucking
- 37:10Speaker 2: killing it. So they try to hold them back because
- 37:12Speaker 2: it's bullshit. It's a problem because in their mind, Asians
- 37:15Speaker 2: don't complain as much. They get to work more. They're
- 37:19Speaker 2: not the ones that are out there organizing making signs.
- 37:22Speaker 2: They're not doing that. They're fucking working. They don't have
- 37:24Speaker 2: time to be going to these rallies and cheering and chanting.
- 37:28Speaker 2: They fucking get to work. So because of that, they're
- 37:31Speaker 2: not as represented when it comes to like grievances. So
- 37:34Speaker 2: they know you can get away with being racist against them, right,
- 37:37Speaker 2: and you can get away with discriminating against them in
- 37:39Speaker 2: higher education universities like Harvard, which is just crazy because
- 37:45Speaker 2: it shows you're lying. You're not really caring about minorities.
- 37:49Speaker 2: You're caring about very specific minorities because they give you
- 37:52Speaker 2: social clout to represent and to fight for them. Like
- 37:56Speaker 2: if you're fighting for black people, if you're fighting for
- 37:59Speaker 2: trans people, those are the people that are really noisy, right,
- 38:02Speaker 2: really loud. And if you're on there, good, if you defend,
- 38:04Speaker 2: you're virtuous. Yeah, exactly, that's what it is. It's performative.
- 38:08Speaker 1: I think about it every week almost. It sounds strange,
- 38:11Speaker 1: but like it can. These kind of things consume me.
- 38:13Speaker 1: I don't have a wife and kids, you know, like
- 38:14Speaker 1: I think about these things all day, but like I
- 38:17Speaker 1: think about it with like in our in our business,
- 38:20Speaker 1: you know, like there are so many women who complain like, oh,
- 38:23Speaker 1: no girls on the lineup or only two girls on
- 38:25Speaker 1: the line and I'm like, yure, there's less of you,
- 38:28Speaker 1: that's all it is. In fact, the fact that there's
- 38:31Speaker 1: less of you in our industry is why you're able
- 38:34Speaker 1: to stand out and succeed so much quicker than your
- 38:37Speaker 1: male counterparts. So yes, it can feel like a boys
- 38:40Speaker 1: club because it is. There's plenty of disadvantages to being
- 38:43Speaker 1: a female comedian, like putting up with these comedy club owners,
- 38:46Speaker 1: or working the road, or like it is their fans,
- 38:49Speaker 1: being creepy with creepy fans, they're different, like one hundred percent,
- 38:53Speaker 1: And I'm sympathetic to the things female comics have to
- 38:56Speaker 1: go through, but if they just don't understand the numbers,
- 39:00Speaker 1: Like there's there's girls in Los Angeles who are regulars
- 39:02Speaker 1: at the Improv and the laugh Factory and the Comedy
- 39:05Speaker 1: Store who have been doing it a few years, and
- 39:08Speaker 1: then there's guys that I know that have been doing
- 39:10Speaker 1: it fifteen years who us you know, subjectively are very
- 39:14Speaker 1: very funny, and subjectively funnier than them, but at least
- 39:19Speaker 1: inarguably funny. And they can't get any spots at these
- 39:23Speaker 1: places because we need more women comics, I mean, we
- 39:26Speaker 1: need more diverse lineups.
- 39:28Speaker 2: They've literally said that we have too many white male comics.
- 39:31Speaker 1: I've heard it my whole career. Yeah, I was in
- 39:35Speaker 1: Boston and there was this long line for this festival
- 39:39Speaker 1: and all this sudmetle bit not it was to submit,
- 39:42Speaker 1: like to do audition. They were it was during last
- 39:44Speaker 1: comic standing times, so they were doing these things where
- 39:46Speaker 1: they liked filming the line and going, look how many
- 39:48Speaker 1: people are here to try out for our festival order
- 39:51Speaker 1: and someone came out and goes, listen, if you're a
- 39:54Speaker 1: straight white guy, you better be real different. And all
- 39:58Speaker 1: of us just got because Boston, we're all straight white guys.
- 40:01Speaker 1: And I just remember being like, well, that kind of
- 40:03Speaker 1: hurt my feelings a little bit, like like what does
- 40:05Speaker 1: that imply?
- 40:05Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 40:06Speaker 1: I only know about my circumstances.
- 40:08Speaker 2: Stupid.
- 40:08Speaker 1: I can't have I can't. One time my agent said
- 40:10Speaker 1: to Miss Timmy, he was talking bragging about one of
- 40:12Speaker 1: his clients, and he was like, Jeff, listen, man, you
- 40:15Speaker 1: know I got this one client. He's handsome, he's his
- 40:19Speaker 1: parents are deaf. You know, he's he's black, He's got
- 40:23Speaker 1: all these great things that make him very industry interesting
- 40:26Speaker 1: for the industry. I think you can have to like
- 40:28Speaker 1: reinvent yourself or something. I was like, I can't make
- 40:31Speaker 1: things up, Like I don't know what to tell you.
- 40:33Speaker 2: That I'm a white just Hollywood. Yeah, in Hollywood's influence
- 40:37Speaker 2: with the long tentacles of the octopus. But we don't
- 40:41Speaker 2: do that in Texas. Like in the Mothership, it's a meritocracy.
- 40:45Speaker 2: And because it's a meritocracy, it's very diverse. Yeah, you
- 40:48Speaker 2: got a lot of women on the lineup, you got
- 40:50Speaker 2: a lot of all kinds of people. A lot of
- 40:51Speaker 2: gay people. And the one thing that people keep saying
- 40:54Speaker 2: about the comedy Mothership, Oh it's right wing comedy club.
- 40:57Speaker 2: The vast majority of common at my club are left wing,
- 41:02Speaker 2: the vast majority.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I can, I can personally vouch for that. Yeah, yeah,
- 41:06Speaker 1: there are there are reasonable lefties.
- 41:08Speaker 2: Yeah, they're kind of people who.
- 41:09Speaker 1: Can sit in a room with a comic who doesn't
- 41:12Speaker 1: agree with their politics and still just be human.
- 41:15Speaker 2: Like that's a great we should all aspire to that. Yeah,
- 41:18Speaker 2: that's what we aspire to at that club. Like, we
- 41:20Speaker 2: don't tolerate any bullshit ideologically one side or the other.
- 41:25Speaker 2: It's not supposed to be about that. It's supposed to
- 41:26Speaker 2: be alt the art form. And you know, there's shit.
- 41:30Speaker 2: A lot of my fucking friends are like far left.
- 41:32Speaker 2: I don't care. Are you nice? Are you cool? Do
- 41:35Speaker 2: you have interesting thoughts? Can we have conversations? I'm down
- 41:38Speaker 2: with that. But there's this propensity, this thing that people
- 41:42Speaker 2: do where they just decide you're you have a different
- 41:45Speaker 2: ideology than me, so you're the enemy. And I think
- 41:47Speaker 2: that is one of the stupidest things you could do
- 41:49Speaker 2: as a human being. It's weak, it's it's simple it's
- 41:53Speaker 2: you're you're doing something that's just too convenient it and
- 41:57Speaker 2: you're doing it because you know it'll be supported by
- 41:59Speaker 2: a bunch of fucking morons, because we're in a TikTok
- 42:02Speaker 2: generation where most people don't have nuanced perspectives on things.
- 42:06Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I am a Christian, right, I've been a
- 42:09Speaker 1: Christian since I was in my young twenties. I talk
- 42:12Speaker 1: about it in my act, I talk about it in
- 42:14Speaker 1: my life. And guess what, I have never once crashed
- 42:18Speaker 1: out because of my Seattle comedian friends going on stage
- 42:23Speaker 1: and calling Christians idiots or racists or fools or dummies.
- 42:28Speaker 1: I've never once gone. I can't share a green room
- 42:30Speaker 1: with someone who had espouse that type of hatred towards
- 42:33Speaker 1: my faith, right, never once. I've heard every joke about
- 42:37Speaker 1: straight white males. I've heard every and I'm nice and
- 42:40Speaker 1: I can get laughs, and I'm pleasant to be around
- 42:43Speaker 1: in these comedy clubs.
- 42:44Speaker 2: But that's why you're doing well.
- 42:46Speaker 1: Right, and I'm now and I am, But you're.
- 42:48Speaker 2: Doing well because you became undeniable. Yeah, And that's the
- 42:51Speaker 2: real meritocracy aspect of comedy is that if you kill,
- 42:55Speaker 2: if the audience laughs and people keep coming to see you.
- 42:58Speaker 2: You have an audience, right, And the one thing that
- 43:00Speaker 2: drives a lot of people crazy is they've I've done
- 43:02Speaker 2: all the right things. No one can see me.
- 43:05Speaker 1: Yeah, because you forgot the one you might have been doing.
- 43:07Speaker 2: The got the one thing, be funny. That's it. You
- 43:10Speaker 2: fell into all the easy stuff. All the easy stuff
- 43:13Speaker 2: is align yourself with the group. All the group. Think
- 43:17Speaker 2: all the fucking chant, all the right stuff, say all
- 43:19Speaker 2: the right things, say things that don't even make sense.
- 43:21Speaker 1: Right, but so that you appear well. That's what I'm
- 43:24Speaker 1: saying is that, like can I got pasted at the
- 43:27Speaker 1: comedy store multiple comics went to the to the book room.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Was like, he shouldn't be here, dude. He does jokes
- 43:34Speaker 1: about gay people, and he does jokes about He goes, yeah, yeah,
- 43:38Speaker 1: I do. Guess what, and they kill and I get
- 43:40Speaker 1: laughs and I'm but again, I'm you could still come
- 43:44Speaker 1: up to me and talk to me and like, I'm
- 43:45Speaker 1: I'm not. I I like everybody. I like trans people.
- 43:49Speaker 1: I have a plenty of gay friends. I I I you.
- 43:52Speaker 2: Know, you might have jokes about straight people takes, and
- 43:55Speaker 2: you are one of them.
- 43:56Speaker 1: That's the thing that's also fun to be naughty, isn't it.
- 43:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:58Speaker 1: I love women, but I trash them pretty hard in
- 44:01Speaker 1: my act, you know. And so the only reason I
- 44:04Speaker 1: was bringing all that up is that, like I feel
- 44:06Speaker 1: like I've never once gone I can't talk to someone
- 44:09Speaker 1: because of their stand up comedy. I'm not gonna go
- 44:12Speaker 1: to the improv and go mary Lynn Riis Skips shouldn't
- 44:15Speaker 1: be allowed here because what she said about Charlie Kirk
- 44:18Speaker 1: and I was offended.
- 44:19Speaker 2: I bet if you had a conversation with her about it,
- 44:21Speaker 2: I had actually a conversation, it would be very reasonable.
- 44:24Speaker 1: Yeah, because people are people, and we should be able
- 44:26Speaker 1: to share these spaces with these people, no matter what
- 44:28Speaker 1: we think. I'm not so far right or so far
- 44:31Speaker 1: Christian that I go I can't be in the same room.
- 44:34Speaker 1: That's what cult people think.
- 44:35Speaker 2: Also, if you had a conversation with her and confronted
- 44:37Speaker 2: her with the reality of what that guy had said
- 44:40Speaker 2: and some of the conversations that he had with both
- 44:42Speaker 2: trans people, people of color are all kinds. He was
- 44:46Speaker 2: a very kind person. The problem is you don't look
- 44:50Speaker 2: kind when there's clips in the Clips show which saying something,
- 44:53Speaker 2: are you afraid of that? Yeah? Oh, yeah, and you listen.
- 44:56Speaker 2: I'm kind of a little bit a knock against that
- 45:01Speaker 2: because I have so many hours of me talking so
- 45:04Speaker 2: dies he yeah, but in a different way where people
- 45:08Speaker 2: are listening to me having these three hour conversations. It's like,
- 45:12Speaker 2: it's kind of hard to label me to anybody who's
- 45:15Speaker 2: paying attention. And it's just the it's also the the
- 45:18Speaker 2: benefit of having the biggest platform in the world, right, Like,
- 45:21Speaker 2: it's like there's enough people that have seen so many
- 45:24Speaker 2: shows that like, I know who that guy is. That's
- 45:26Speaker 2: not who that guy is.
- 45:28Speaker 1: I think you're giving them a lot of grace because
- 45:32Speaker 1: you have to, because like people, are you afraid of AI?
- 45:35Speaker 2: No, not afraid of AI.
- 45:36Speaker 1: What I'm afraid of is clips, short context things. Even recently,
- 45:41Speaker 1: I did Howie Mindel's podcast and I got asked for
- 45:44Speaker 1: the millionth time about the Mark Maron thing, and and
- 45:47Speaker 1: I was like, what, dude, the good part of that
- 45:49Speaker 1: Mark maren story is that we buried it. I think,
- 45:52Speaker 1: who knows, it'll rear its head again. I'm sure not
- 45:55Speaker 1: with that guy.
- 45:55Speaker 2: There's no burying anything, I know.
- 45:56Speaker 1: But like I was like, how about that story? Tell
- 45:59Speaker 1: that story how we shook hands at the comedy Store,
- 46:01Speaker 1: and we're able to share a stage and share not stage,
- 46:03Speaker 1: but share the room full of stages, and it just
- 46:08Speaker 1: how He's HOWI Mendel's team just posted the thing. So
- 46:12Speaker 1: you know, all the comments are like Jeff Dogg can't
- 46:14Speaker 1: stop talking about Mark Marron again, and like that's what
- 46:16Speaker 1: I'm saying, is that Charlie Kirk's guilty of or not
- 46:19Speaker 1: guilty of it, but a victim of it. This short,
- 46:23Speaker 1: real thing that is out of context is not a
- 46:27Speaker 1: three hour conversation. No one's listening to Trump in long form.
- 46:30Speaker 1: No one listened to Charlie Kirk in long form. The
- 46:32Speaker 1: people that were informed did. But I'm saying the the
- 46:35Speaker 1: everyday person is kind of just kind of collecting these
- 46:39Speaker 1: excerpts and then forming a group think about those excerpts,
- 46:44Speaker 1: and the group think becomes their reality.
- 46:47Speaker 2: That's very true, and I'm afraid of that.
- 46:48Speaker 1: For you.
- 46:49Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that's true in some ways, but it's also
- 46:54Speaker 2: benefits you in some ways too. It's like there's good
- 46:56Speaker 2: and bad, Like there's little things that you'll say that
- 46:59Speaker 2: are funny that make it clips, and that's good too.
- 47:02Speaker 2: It's like the thing, like I was talking to Tony
- 47:05Speaker 2: about this because we were talking about people that complained
- 47:08Speaker 2: about his show and talk about a show, I go, dude,
- 47:11Speaker 2: they work for you. They don't realize it, but they
- 47:13Speaker 2: work for you. They're the publicity arm, the negative publicity
- 47:16Speaker 2: arm for the kill Tony show. You don't worry about
- 47:19Speaker 2: it and don't care. You can't, you know, write a
- 47:22Speaker 2: book on that. It's teach me how to not care.
- 47:25Speaker 2: You just got to get to a point where you
- 47:27Speaker 2: don't have to care anymore. Like it's not going to
- 47:29Speaker 2: affect you, you know what I mean. But that's but
- 47:33Speaker 2: if you're in that position where I'm in that kind
- 47:35Speaker 2: of sort of you're not totally ever in that position,
- 47:38Speaker 2: but you're much more in that position than the average person.
- 47:41Speaker 2: It's your duty to not care. It's your duty to
- 47:44Speaker 2: set an example and say, look, you're supposed to be
- 47:47Speaker 2: when you get to the top. You're not supposed to
- 47:48Speaker 2: be mean and like defend it and push everybody down.
- 47:52Speaker 2: You're supposed to lift everybody up and be what you
- 47:54Speaker 2: would hope the guy at the top would be. Be supportive,
- 47:58Speaker 2: try to help other people's career, is trying to promote them,
- 48:01Speaker 2: tell everybody how cool they are. Tell everybody how funny
- 48:03Speaker 2: they are. Tell everybody good things that you know, instead
- 48:05Speaker 2: of complaining all the time, but about everything, find cool
- 48:09Speaker 2: shit and inform people about it. Tell people cool shit
- 48:12Speaker 2: that you've seen, cool restaurants, you've been to, cool music,
- 48:15Speaker 2: you've listened to cool people you met. Do that. That's
- 48:19Speaker 2: what I try to do, and that that's my I
- 48:23Speaker 2: that is my obligation. I think, as in having the
- 48:26Speaker 2: top podcast, you have to set an example that's beneficial
- 48:30Speaker 2: for not just me, but for everybody. Sure yeah, and
- 48:34Speaker 2: don't care and don't care as much, don't care as
- 48:37Speaker 2: much about haters. If you're gonna have haters. The idea
- 48:40Speaker 2: that you're not gonna have people that hate you is
- 48:42Speaker 2: crazy fucking You could get like the one of the
- 48:45Speaker 2: things that I know from MMA, the greatest fighters, the
- 48:49Speaker 2: best guys in their prime, there's gonna be guys coming
- 48:52Speaker 2: up that say, he ain't shit, I'll fuck him up,
- 48:54Speaker 2: I'll take him out in one round. It's there's always
- 48:56Speaker 2: that he's got no defense, he's got no chin, he's
- 48:59Speaker 2: got no heart. He's good when he's winning. As soon
- 49:01Speaker 2: as it gets turned on him, he's gonna fold. There's
- 49:03Speaker 2: always someone talking and if you live your life constantly
- 49:08Speaker 2: responding to those people, it's a waste of that one
- 49:12Speaker 2: hundred that one hundred units of attention and focus that
- 49:16Speaker 2: you have. You gotta protect that. Yeah, you gotta guard
- 49:20Speaker 2: that one hundred units. Man. Don't let anybody steal your
- 49:23Speaker 2: units with a comment on YouTube.
- 49:25Speaker 1: And it's never in real life for me, right, it's
- 49:28Speaker 1: never in real life.
- 49:29Speaker 2: Well that's the problem.
- 49:30Speaker 1: I have to open this shit, yeah before I spiral out.
- 49:34Speaker 1: Even in my town of Los Angeles, you know, people
- 49:37Speaker 1: know why you have this fucking dump. And then I
- 49:40Speaker 1: and then I'm walking around in Sherman Oaks. I've got
- 49:42Speaker 1: my coffee, I'm seeing dogs, I'm seeing hot chicks, and
- 49:46Speaker 1: Mike Breeze is like, well.
- 49:46Speaker 2: What's up, Jeff, Like I've friends with beautiful weather.
- 49:49Speaker 1: Yeah wherever I go, like cause I go to the
- 49:50Speaker 1: same spots and I never I talk to everyone, so
- 49:53Speaker 1: like I've accumulated all these people who go, oh, we
- 49:55Speaker 1: know that committee is the best or whatever, like in
- 49:57Speaker 1: my little community. But then I turn on my phone,
- 50:00Speaker 1: Yeah you seemed to so Bombaba DOMI guy, he's a Muslim,
- 50:03Speaker 1: He's gonna run New York. And then I start going, Yeah,
- 50:06Speaker 1: what the hell's going on with it?
- 50:08Speaker 2: I think New York is due for a little socialist
- 50:11Speaker 2: wake up call. Oh yeah, no, wake up these things
- 50:15Speaker 2: they're gonna have five thousand police officers have threatened to resign.
- 50:19Speaker 1: Don't you think New York?
- 50:20Speaker 2: Is that true? Is that true? Find enough that number
- 50:22Speaker 2: is true? Because here's the problem with those kind of things.
- 50:24Speaker 2: It's like right wing people post stuff like that, and
- 50:26Speaker 2: you're like, is that real? You know, are they really
- 50:30Speaker 2: gonna defund the police? Are they really gonna? You know?
- 50:34Speaker 1: Here?
- 50:35Speaker 2: Are you in Texas?
- 50:36Speaker 1: Yeah? Yehah, yeah, like about thirty forty minutes from here.
- 50:40Speaker 2: Nice, you're already locked on it.
- 50:41Speaker 1: No, but I'm shopping for houses on Wednesday.
- 50:45Speaker 2: I got a good lady if you need If you
- 50:47Speaker 2: need one, she's the best. I'll have a check.
- 50:49Speaker 1: Who's pretty good. She's like the number one in Arizona.
- 50:51Speaker 2: She's Arizona's not Texas.
- 50:53Speaker 1: I know, but she has all these contacts so I just.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Know her, okay, So that okay, Well, it's good to
- 50:58Speaker 2: be loyal.
- 50:59Speaker 1: Yeah, and she found a bunch of good stuff. Yeah,
- 51:03Speaker 1: about forty minutes from here.
- 51:04Speaker 2: Well that's good too. Forty minutes from here out like
- 51:06Speaker 2: Tripping Springs area. It's quiet.
- 51:08Speaker 1: That's what I want.
- 51:09Speaker 2: I want you quiet night here.
- 51:12Speaker 1: I want to go to a lake, you know, be
- 51:14Speaker 1: able to lay. I'm kind of in this kind of
- 51:17Speaker 1: la thing and this I could be guilty of being
- 51:23Speaker 1: a victim of like what I'm absorbing in my algorithm,
- 51:26Speaker 1: but like Gavin Newsom scares the shit out of me,
- 51:29Speaker 1: and I'm I'm I don't want to be a part
- 51:32Speaker 1: of it.
- 51:33Speaker 2: Yeah, he wants to run the whole country too. It's
- 51:37Speaker 2: pretty pretty wild and the.
- 51:38Speaker 1: Fires were quite a wake up call for even if
- 51:41Speaker 1: you know whatever you believe about the fires, the way
- 51:43Speaker 1: it was dealt with was pretty scary.
- 51:45Speaker 2: It was not competent, that's for sure.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Even the aftermath.
- 51:48Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was not competent. The the conversation it's
- 51:53Speaker 2: about talking to different developers about doing stuff with the land.
- 51:58Speaker 1: And that's what I'm talkingulators, Like what do you well,
- 52:00Speaker 1: we'll make as martinality. Like that's kind of what the
- 52:01Speaker 1: conspiracy people were saying before this stuff happens.
- 52:04Speaker 2: I see when he's doing a little dance in front
- 52:06Speaker 2: of burnt houses, like that is are you sociopath? Because
- 52:10Speaker 2: that's how sociopaths behave. They're not like totally broken up
- 52:14Speaker 2: by the fact that a giant chunk of your city
- 52:16Speaker 2: burnt the ground. Did five thousand piece people resign? I
- 52:19Speaker 2: don't think they say they threatened to resign. There's no
- 52:22Speaker 2: credible evidence of five thousand peace officers resigned. Okay, why
- 52:25Speaker 2: don't you say did they threaten to resign?
- 52:27Speaker 3: I did want to type it in Google and I
- 52:29Speaker 3: got the same answers.
- 52:30Speaker 2: Oh, okay. In perplexity, it says did five thousand people resign?
- 52:35Speaker 2: No what actually happened. Official data and statements from NYPD
- 52:38Speaker 2: representatives confirmed there has been no mass walkout. While police
- 52:42Speaker 2: union leaders and some critics have warned of potential wave
- 52:45Speaker 2: of resignations or feared attrition. See that was the thing.
- 52:49Speaker 2: Social media posts alleging five thousand officers. I didn't see
- 52:52Speaker 2: any that said resign. I said I saw something that
- 52:55Speaker 2: said are threatening to resign? Go back to where I
- 52:58Speaker 2: was reading once have been debunked as rumors or satire.
- 53:04Speaker 2: NYPD has about thirty three, seven hundred and forty five
- 53:08Speaker 2: uniform officers as of late twenty twenty five, with staffing
- 53:11Speaker 2: down only slightly from the previous year. So it's like
- 53:15Speaker 2: maybe it's one of those things where someone talked to
- 53:19Speaker 2: some people and they said, I know a lot of guys.
- 53:21Speaker 2: A lot of guys are threatening to resign.
- 53:23Speaker 1: Well, I mean that's a serious thing to talk about anyways,
- 53:25Speaker 1: whether it's true or not. On the numbers, like it's
- 53:28Speaker 1: not a fun time to be a police officer for
- 53:30Speaker 1: the last like like pre Black Lives Matter, I knew
- 53:34Speaker 1: I know a lot of cops just in my life.
- 53:37Speaker 1: I used to perform once a year for their like
- 53:39Speaker 1: Christmas thing at the LAPD. Great audience members. You want
- 53:42Speaker 1: to talk about good audience members, police, military, oh, nurses,
- 53:46Speaker 1: anyone who deals with real life with very good audience members.
- 53:49Speaker 2: They could take a joke.
- 53:50Speaker 1: Yeah, oh great at taking jokes. And they need to
- 53:51Speaker 1: see the humor in life, you know, like they're like
- 53:54Speaker 1: they're looking for a clown to laugh at because they
- 53:56Speaker 1: deal with real shit. But that aside, in the last
- 54:02Speaker 1: eight years, when cops tell me their cops, it shows
- 54:05Speaker 1: it's like, hey, you know, I'm a pola like and
- 54:08Speaker 1: I'm like, what's with this embarrassment? Like are you why
- 54:11Speaker 1: do you feel like you need to be like an
- 54:13Speaker 1: undercover police officer When you're like, whisper it. Yeah, why,
- 54:18Speaker 1: I like cops. I think that they're great. They have
- 54:20Speaker 1: to go into someone's worst day of their life every day.
- 54:23Speaker 1: Anytime you've ever had to call a cop, it's not
- 54:24Speaker 1: a great day, it's not a great thing that's happening.
- 54:27Speaker 1: And they have to enter someone's worst day every fifteen
- 54:30Speaker 1: minutes or every hour. And I have a tremendous amount
- 54:33Speaker 1: of respect for people that do that, and they feel
- 54:37Speaker 1: they feel ashamed to be a cop because they've been
- 54:41Speaker 1: vaguely blanketed as like oppressors or racist or some sort
- 54:45Speaker 1: of power hungry bad guys. And that's probably a little
- 54:49Speaker 1: worse in NYPD right now as far as being in
- 54:53Speaker 1: the city with what's going on. So I imagine there's
- 54:56Speaker 1: a lot of people who are threatening the same way.
- 54:57Speaker 1: Whenever someone's president is at the president they want they go,
- 55:01Speaker 1: I'm gonna move. They make those kind of triple do move.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Yeah, some people do.
- 55:05Speaker 1: They're really getting out of it. I respect Rosie Allen
- 55:07Speaker 1: for that. Don't you respect that Every celebrity says they're
- 55:10Speaker 1: going because now they just can't vote.
- 55:13Speaker 2: And now that you're living in Ireland.
- 55:16Speaker 1: But at least they said what they were going to
- 55:17Speaker 1: do live in England, and then your neighbors in England
- 55:19Speaker 1: don't like you either because they're like, yeah, exactly that.
- 55:22Speaker 2: Well, that's true, but.
- 55:23Speaker 1: At least they had to move to a new place
- 55:25Speaker 1: in England. Hundreds of celebrities said they would leave and didn't.
- 55:28Speaker 2: That's true. Yeah, there's always a lot of that. A
- 55:30Speaker 2: lot of people said they're going to move to Canada. Great,
- 55:32Speaker 2: good luck with that.
- 55:33Speaker 1: But now you're just America light.
- 55:35Speaker 2: Well you're America communists. Now Canada's nuts.
- 55:38Speaker 1: But now you're like, still reliant on America.
- 55:43Speaker 2: I know, sad that I wanted to look up that
- 55:44Speaker 2: I just read and put this into perplexity. One out
- 55:48Speaker 2: of twenty deaths last year, I read this article that
- 55:53Speaker 2: was saying was assisted suicide. That can't be true. That
- 55:57Speaker 2: can't be true.
- 55:58Speaker 1: We'll just see it because a keyo.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Canada has an assisted suicide program, a national assisted suicide program.
- 56:04Speaker 1: Yeah, could imagine if there's some corruption in that.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Well, crap, there's corruption in everything, Jeff, everything, every thing.
- 56:13Speaker 2: This corruption in religion, right, there's corruption in science. There's
- 56:18Speaker 2: corruption in medicine, which.
- 56:20Speaker 1: Becomes a great excuse to not be a part of
- 56:22Speaker 1: those things. You know, Oh, I won't even question if
- 56:25Speaker 1: I was, if I have a creator, because there's fouled
- 56:28Speaker 1: people in the church. You're like, that's so stupid.
- 56:30Speaker 2: Well yeah, wow in America Canada. Put let me see
- 56:39Speaker 2: this still not in it? Put those show the perplexity.
- 56:42Speaker 2: Look at this. This is crazy. Medical assistance in dying,
- 56:47Speaker 2: known as made also as known as assisted suicide or euthanasia,
- 56:52Speaker 2: accounted for approximately four point seven percent of all deaths
- 56:56Speaker 2: in Canada.
- 56:57Speaker 1: That's wild.
- 56:58Speaker 2: That is so crazy.
- 57:00Speaker 1: How do we get more specific? Like what would be
- 57:01Speaker 1: an example of like we'll read into it.
- 57:04Speaker 2: This proportion is equivalent to about one in twenty deaths
- 57:06Speaker 2: across the country. That is so fucking insane. One out
- 57:12Speaker 2: of twenty people who die in Canada are getting assisted
- 57:15Speaker 2: to a side. How many of those fucking people you
- 57:17Speaker 2: could have given mushrooms to? They could have had an
- 57:20Speaker 2: eyebogain journey. Maybe they could have fucking done something differently
- 57:26Speaker 2: with their life to get them out of depression. How
- 57:29Speaker 2: many of them could could have gotten alternative medical treatments
- 57:32Speaker 2: that have dealt with their condition? So what are the
- 57:36Speaker 2: conditions did you put that in there? Jane?
- 57:38Speaker 3: Average age of them, is seventy.
- 57:40Speaker 2: Seventy seven old? Yeah, that is old. But however, you
- 57:45Speaker 2: know my mom's eighties. She's great, you know, like, what
- 57:49Speaker 2: what's going on for you? She doesn't want to like
- 57:52Speaker 2: what is it? Are you not just because you're seventy seven?
- 57:54Speaker 2: Are you not enjoying life?
- 57:56Speaker 1: Or is it?
- 57:58Speaker 2: Is it? One out of twenty people are dying of
- 58:00Speaker 2: a terminal illness And I am being shortsighted because I'm
- 58:04Speaker 2: not thinking they're like going to die soon anyway, they
- 58:07Speaker 2: choose to die on their own. Is that the case?
- 58:09Speaker 3: Track one is natural death is reasonably foreseeable and Track
- 58:13Speaker 3: two is not reasonably foreseeable for natural death?
- 58:16Speaker 2: Right, So track two recipients, This is where it gets
- 58:19Speaker 2: weird because some of them were chronically obese, some of
- 58:23Speaker 2: them were chronically depressed. They were doing it for people
- 58:27Speaker 2: that don't really have a disease. So what are the parameters?
- 58:33Speaker 2: Let's let's put this ask a follow up? What do
- 58:37Speaker 2: you have to have wrong with you to qualified for
- 58:40Speaker 2: Made in Canada? Let's just ask that, how do you
- 58:42Speaker 2: qualify for me?
- 58:43Speaker 1: Because if it's just you're depressed, that's scary, that's crazy,
- 58:47Speaker 1: right and very irresponsible. If you have cancer and they're
- 58:51Speaker 1: trying to just like, I'm done with my fight, please
- 58:54Speaker 1: help me?
- 58:54Speaker 3: Right?
- 58:55Speaker 1: Is what Track one is that I'm attract two.
- 58:58Speaker 2: Be at least eighteen years old in cape of making
- 59:00Speaker 2: health care decisions. Be eligible for publicly funded health service. Okay,
- 59:05Speaker 2: that's normal, voluntary request, informed consent. Have a serious and
- 59:10Speaker 2: incurable illness, disease or disability causing and enduring an intolerable
- 59:15Speaker 2: suffering that cannot be alleviated under conditions acceptable to the person.
- 59:19Speaker 2: But that's the key phrase there. Acceptable to the person
- 59:23Speaker 2: is interesting. Be an advanced state of irreversible decline and capability. Okay,
- 59:29Speaker 2: our people with depression just rite severe. Our people with
- 59:33Speaker 2: severe depression eligible for made write that severe depression because
- 59:41Speaker 2: you know a lot of people would say that is
- 59:43Speaker 2: an incurable disease. Where would we be without the red
- 59:51Speaker 2: squiggly line. I don't know how to spell anything.
- 59:53Speaker 1: I can't spell anything ever.
- 59:54Speaker 2: I never have. Jimmy, you're rolling the dice with eligible.
- 59:58Speaker 2: You're an animal. In Canada, people whose sole underlying medical
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: condition is severe depression or any other mental illness are
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: currently not eligible for medical assistance and dying. This temporary
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: exclusion includes psychiatric conditions like depression and personality disorders. The
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: law excludes eligibility from MAID on the basis of mental
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: illness alone in March seventeen, twenty twenty seven. However, people
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: with mental illnesses may be eligible if they have a grievous, grievous,
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: grievous or irremediabile. Well, boy, that's a word. Have you
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: ever said that word irremediable? Irremediable. I've never said that
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: word talking about it physical, but I've never even seen
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: that irremediable physical health condition that meets maid's criteria. The
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: government has delayed eligibility expansion for mental illness due to
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: concerns around safety and appropriate safeguards. When made for mental
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: illness becomes becomes legal.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: They say it like it will twenty seven March.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: Oh, okay, that's what I'd read. Okay, this was the issue,
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: so they were going to Okay. The law excludes eligibility
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: for made on the basis of mental illness alone until
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: March seventeen, twenty twenty seven, So there's a year and
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: a few months and then these people are eligible for this.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: As of course, the way five severe depression alone is
- 1:01:16Speaker 2: not qualified, so what it seems like is a lot
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: of people that are just not doing well. It's the
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: end of their life, and they're like, I'd like to
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: go out.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: On my own desk there.
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: I don't want to just walk into a library without
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: forty four and make people clean.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: Up, or they go, I'm a financial burden on my family, right,
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: or those kind of things. Yeah, when you're an old person,
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: you feel a little guilt that like, ah, my kids.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: That's true. And also sometimes people like one of their
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: loved ones dies and they don't want to be alone.
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: You can't. They've been with this person for forty five years.
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: My dad just died, and my mom is not doing
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: great with the She's been with him since she was seventeen.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: It's very hard. My grandfather died one year after my
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: grandmother died, and he was fine up until then, and
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: it was just like the reef was just intolerable.
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: Yeah, she's feeling a lot of guilt because he was
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: kind of cognitively, I don't know, I don't know how
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: to say it politely. He was just kind of not
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: not himself for the last year, and so when he passed,
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: my mom did feel a little relief, Like you know, yeah,
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: I'm kind of his caretaker, and so then feel guilt
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: about the about the relief, you know, you know, I
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: don't want to feel relieved that someone that I'm that
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: I've known my whole life is gone and then now
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: trying to mourn that. You know, it's very very complicated,
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: and it's.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Real hard when someone has dementia or Alzheimer's or anything
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: along those lines.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: I have the patience that these people have to work
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: with dementia and those kind of even an eating disorder
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: is you know, you can't really communicate it to the
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: person when they have this body dysmorphia or like it's
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: something as simple as that. Those people are saints that
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: can work with absolutely anybody cognitively or like any kind
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: of like dysphoria, Like that's that's I mean, I those
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: are heroes to me because I don't have the patience
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: for it. I'm very like direct, I'm very like want
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: to have a good time, Like I'm not good at
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: being like how don't you see this?
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Apparently some really promising treatments for dementia and Alzheimer's. One
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: of them, one of those dementia Alzheimer's was the supplement
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: of supplementation with selenium, see if they can find what
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: that is. That's why I listening to that glanced at
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: quickly and I was like, I've.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: Got probably to say this on here. But there's a beautiful,
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: great woman named Lydia who I've been hanging out with,
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: and her mom was had some sort of dementia or
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: some some something like this, and she gave Their family
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: had a real long debate about what the doctor recommended.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: It was shock therapy, and it worked. Really, it works
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: for now, I guess, like at least like they're all going,
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: wait now, she's saying, didn't you just come over last
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: week and we talked to like she's having things like.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying, I don't know if I should
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: say it on her because there was a positive outcome
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: of the shock therapy.
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny because someone just sent me a link
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: to a documentary on shock therapy that it was a
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: negative thing. Can you believe they're still doing shock therapy?
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: And I said, I don't know much about that. Yeah,
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: you know, the only shock therapy I've ever heard was
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: like you hear about the horror stories? I don't know, right,
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: one flew over the cuckoo snacks.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: Those are lombooies.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: I think that was a shock therapy thing.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: I thought those were lombotomies.
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: Well, it might be.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: It might be those we've all agreed. Although, dude, they
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: were doing them long after they were out. Yeah, because
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: those guys wanted money the like.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: I think it was like the year I was born,
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: or the year before I was born, they stopped doing them.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: I heard all these stories about there would be like
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: people who would still, you know, on the fringes of
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: it because they didn't want to like shut down their practice.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: So they'd be like, hey, you know, we'll still give
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: it to you. He's abortion. And they would be like
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: this authoritarian governments not even letting people have lombotomies, but
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: we'll still do it.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: I'm the doctor that will still do it. Love Bottomy?
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: Is it?
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: Am? I saying? Dude, you know what, Joe for a
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: big part of my life. I thought it was Sarah
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: Bell's palsy.
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: What did you say the movie was shocked there? Yeah,
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: it was, it was, and the Sarah Bell's policy.
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: Yes, we're watching this game or something, and the guy
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: looked crazy and I go, looks like he's got Sarah
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: Bell's palsy. My friend, no one laughed, no one left,
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: which is a good comedy note is that if you
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: say a thing wrong or it's a false premise of something,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: no one's on board with it.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: But if you say it around comedians.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: Well, I said around a bunch of people watching football, like,
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: it looks like he's got Sarah Bell's palsy. And everyone
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: just looked at me. And then my friend Katie's like,
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: did you say Sarah Bell's And I was like, wasn't
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: that what it is? She's like cerebral palsy. And I
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: was like, I don't know.
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: I've never seen the movie, so I don't know how
- 1:05:49Speaker 3: it ended it because they discovered at the end he
- 1:05:51Speaker 3: had been bottomized.
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: Right, and the big chief guy was bottomized. That's the
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: big the big boy.
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: Yeah, oh so he was the bottomized, but was Jack
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: there and supposedly the bottomizers they.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: Were just in a cuckoo house.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: Yeah, but at the end of shock therapy here, right,
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: they did shock therapy. But remember at the end he
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: was like totally docile. Maybe they were letting you know,
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: he got the bottomized too. Probably they did that forever.
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: When did they stop doing the bottomies. Wasn't it like
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: sixty seven? Please love bottomy bottom when they stopped doing
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: the bottomies.
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: This is a thing I have.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: What year was it?
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: I love to talk about. Plenty of things I know
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: and don't know about.
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: You know, it's final.
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: Yeah, the one the one doctor did almost all of them?
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: What did one third of them?
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: That's a lot.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: How many did he do?
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: How rich was he? Let's let's what was his network?
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: But he had a nice he had a huge Yeah.
- 1:06:44Speaker 3: One third of his thirty five hundred lobotomies successful and
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: four hundred and ninety resulted in fatalities.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, he killed four ninety people success?
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: Which ones were successful?
- 1:06:55Speaker 2: They were perfect?
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Part of that? Mean Billy just drools and the dogs
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: not annoying us with his uh what you know, undiagnosed autism.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Now he's like now he just sits there. It's not successful.
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: Hey, he doesn't fuck the dog anymore. It's a success.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: That's the guy. Oh that fucking creepy looking psych.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this Christ.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: That's how they did it. They went right through the
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: fucking eye, but they went through the nose. They go through.
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: They could do both, probably because they always that's.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: The one I knew.
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: They do bold ways through the nose, through the fucking eyeball,
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: fucking god damn it. And in the end, look he's
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: happy thumbs up.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: I thought he was going, hell yeah, I'm like I
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: feel great.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: You imagine if they just scrambled it a little, so
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: it's like you're just on ecstasy all day. We I
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: love everybody. I will say.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: The first time I did mushrooms, I was like, because
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: my buddy's like, the cool thing about mushrooms is that
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: you don't want It's not like cocaine or or e
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: or anything. You're not gonna you're not gonna become like
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: addicted to mushrooms. You do not want to do mushrooms
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: every day. And then the second I did mushrooms, I
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: was sit in the chair and I like, you guys
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: were wrong, and they're like what I go, I just
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: want to feel like this all the time, Like you
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: lost your mind, Like this is the this is the
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: right state of being for me, Like it's the best.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: It should be legal, it's the best drug. It's better
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: at making people better people than anything.
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: Yes, all they wanted to do and still since then
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: is like let's just talk and connect and like, let's
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: let's find a way.
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: It'll be nice.
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: Yeah, let's be good, let's be nice to each other.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: No prize for the Oh wow, not the same doctor,
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: but okay, wait, Nobel prize that makes people go ahead
- 1:08:32Speaker 2: and get it right. So they started getting him in
- 1:08:34Speaker 2: thirty five and then forty nine doctor Monese won the
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: Nobel Prize for it. And so doctor Freeman was the
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: guy who did one third of them.
- 1:08:42Speaker 3: He made it a ten minute procedure.
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: Nice in and out. Nice come in, you got an
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: appointment at noon, coming into eleven. Now the kids drooling
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: in the pocket lot at eleven thirty five, it's like
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: a chiropractor.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: Just come in, we'll get the Yeah, we'll snap past.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: You'll be at Chipotle in no time.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: I keep reading stories about people to get pair lives
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: forever because of chiropractors. Oh really, there's been a ton
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: of those stories.
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: Do you ever go to them? You're a body guy,
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: and that's it.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: I don't go to them anymore. I went to them
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: back in the day before I read up on how
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: chiropractors learn. You know, when they say I'm a doctor.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: They don't go to medical school for three seconds.
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: That's why I hate all those arguments of authority. You're
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: not a scientist, you're not. It's like, well neither they
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: kind of but.
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: Like is invented by a magnetic healer who was a
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: kook who learned about it in a seance. He was
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: a complete kook, and then he was killed by his son,
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: who was a con man. His son ran him over
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: with a car, and then his son took over the business,
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: and that's the and then it got grandfathered in, and
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: he wanted NOBILP, but he got grandfathered in. So but
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: here's the thing. Manipulating the body in a positive way,
- 1:09:48Speaker 2: like adjusting you has some benefits. Deep tissue massage has
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: a lot of benefits, like manipulating tissue. I get a
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: trigger point massage, really painful, but it's very effective. This
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: there's real benefits to it. So there's things that chiropractors
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: do that do have like a real beneficial effect on
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: your body being able to recover. But the claims, at
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: least in the beginning, are nuts. The initial claims is
- 1:10:14Speaker 2: gonna cure leukemia, thyroid cancer, just gonna just your back.
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: It's a C four C five. This connection with my pop,
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: and then they grab you and yank your neck in
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: this and sometimes people have fucking hemorrhages from these things
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: because they violently yank your neck and a blood vessel pops.
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: You have a fucking stroke. And that's not happened just once.
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: It's happened a bunch of times.
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: I grew up playing video games too where and watching
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: all these action movies, you know, and I thought they
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: just twisting a guy's.
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: Head like, you know, like you kill them.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: You think that's all it took, you know, like I
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: snuck up behind that guy in the video game and
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: just that's all I did. You know, Chiropractors, you do
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: it all day.
- 1:10:49Speaker 2: Do you ever seem to do it to babies?
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: No?
- 1:10:51Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so crazy. People that are like
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: full on nuts have their babies brought to a chiropractor
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: and the chiropractors adjusting the baby's skull and moving the.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Bab Your parental ideas of like they're all scrapped, like
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: you're supposed to keep it safe, the idea.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: Of handing into a kiro believe it. They believe it,
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: and so they think they're doing a good thing.
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: Jamie, am I allowed to ask Jamie to bring things. Yeah,
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: fuck it, Jamie, can you bring.
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: Up some.
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: Dog chiropractice? And the dogs look at the the chiropractor.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: Like what you just do.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: But also I do feel a little bit better. The
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: dog's so sweet about it, like I think I'm good. Actually,
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: you gotta get the right dogs, pit bulls because they're
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: all strong and ship and so like they'll just adjust it. Yeah.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: I've seen like montages of it and it's pretty adorable.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: Well, is he gonna do this?
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: Dogs?
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: Please don't. Oh no, no, no, no, no no.
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: And look at the dog looking up at it.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: I don't think you need to do that to that dog.
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: I don't think that's necessary.
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: Watch this, look the way he looks at them.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: But here's the thing, like, what studies are they showing
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: where this is all good? That's a Belgium malamwa brother.
- 1:11:57Speaker 2: I don't want to hear it. It's I don't. I
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: don't know if that does anything. I don't know if
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: that's good. I think if you got your dog a massage,
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: it would be really good for them. But I think
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: all that snapping of the popping, like are you loosening
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: it up and making it more mobile? Well, if that's
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: the case. You can do that with spinal decompression and massage.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: I have this thing I've been doing with my friend's
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: dogs and they've been loving it.
- 1:12:20Speaker 2: I put this thing on my neck. I'm like, don't
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: do that. You can get a bit. I put this
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: thing on my head. It goes underneath my chin. It's
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: got like a rope. Yeah, that hangs on my chin
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: up bar and I just I've.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: Seen them avertise it because you use it.
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: Oh there you go. Look at this. He's giving his
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: dog a back crack. Oh bro, the camel's if you
- 1:12:41Speaker 2: got a dog, is sweet. He's letting you do your nonsense.
- 1:12:45Speaker 2: This guy. Dogs just love getting rubbed. That's all it is.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all petting is. Is kind of a massage,
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: That's what they love. They love massages. They don't have
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: to put them. They don't. You love massages too, everybody.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: We don't have to ask them about that. They like it.
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: If we were like dogs, everybody would just lie down
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: the floor and let people rub them. You come over
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: my house, dude, Marshall will lie down immediately and let
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: you rub them.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: That's my favorite thing about dogs.
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: He assumes you want to rub his belt.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: Yeah, dogs don't go. This guy's probably who do you
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: vote for? No, dog, dogs aren't ever like worried my
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: dog go up to like a homeless dud. Don't care go. Yeah,
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: it's like he loves them.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're the best. Bet. We don't deserve them.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: But I don't think they should go to a chiropractor.
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: But people that think that you should bring your doctor,
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: it's because they believe in the chiropractice. There's a great
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: article called chiropractors or bullshit. Pull that article up. The
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: lady who wrote it was on the podcast and she
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: read the article and I gotter explain it to me. Yeah,
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: it was back in LA and I was like, oh,
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: this is a nutty thing. I thought they were doctors.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: They were Actually I went to one of those ones.
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: It's called the joint and you know you can just
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: like you can just walk in and they'll do it.
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: And this is I think a lot of it for
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: me was placebo. Like I just thought like, oh, they
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: told me this is good for me, so I'm doing it.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: You know. I wasn't having pain or anything.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: Eve Detremont is the lady who was on the podcast
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: that wrote this article. But it's it's crazy. It's crazy,
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: very direct. When you read the story of how it
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: was invented, you're like, this is nuts because it's one
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: of those things it's just grandfathered in. And if you're
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: allowed to be doctor, like we should be doctors of comedy.
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: Would I like to be doctor Jeff Jeff MD Dude, Yeah,
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: I'm but you're giving people laughter, which is the best medicine. Sure,
- 1:14:23Speaker 2: so I think we should get doctors of comedy. Maybe
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: we should do that, like as a mothership, just start
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: handing out doctorates of comedy. That's how you get you
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: get you headline, you do your first theater tour, I'll
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: give you a doctor.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: I worked under Ron White and then I got.
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: My mentored under Ron White Gladly. Ron White was patient
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: zero here because Ron moved out here before the pandemic.
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: Really yeah, he's the reason why I decided to move
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: out here because, uh, you know, Ron and I have
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: been real close forever and knowing him from the comedy store,
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: he was always like one of the coolest guys to
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: hang out with. He's the best. And so we were
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: hanging out in the back bar and he was telling
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: me he's moving to Texas. What what are you doing?
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: You're here, don't go this is nuts. He's like, oh,
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: it's the best. He goes, I want to keep my
- 1:15:06Speaker 2: house out here in Beverly Hills, but this fucking place
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: is The food's the best, the people are nice. If
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: I want to fly, I'm in the middle. It's three
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: hours here, three hours. And I was like, damn, he's
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: got a good point. So when the shit started getting
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: weird in LA and they were burning cop cars on
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: the freeway, that's when Daddy was like, here, yeah, you know,
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: because my kids are little, you know, ten and twelve
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: at the time, the little ones. And I was like,
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: this is dangerous. And we all agreed, like it just
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: doesn't feel right. And I don't feel like they're going
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: to open this up. I think this is bullshit. Let's
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here.
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: It's like, you're an actor, exactly right, exactly. I was like, acting,
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: but you weren't an actor.
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: I wasn't interested in doing it anymore. And we were
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: flying a lot of the guests out anyway, and I
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: was like, I'll figure it out, I'll do zoom calls.
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: I don't want to do this any right, I don't
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: want to live here. I want to live my life.
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: I'd be happy making less money and doing it somewhere else,
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: and maybe it's not as good.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: Have you thought about making other motherships as we did?
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: We have.
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: We've talked about it. Where we talked about New York,
- 1:16:07Speaker 2: We've talked about Vegas, what about Florida, We've talked here's
- 1:16:12Speaker 2: the thing to do it? Correct? I mean, this is
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: just like based on what we've done in Austin, right,
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: what we did in Austin is a once in a
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: lifetime opportunity where we hit every green light, every green
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: light along the way. We we we got in the
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: right spot. So like, the only way this club happens.
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: First of all is I'm friends with Adam Egot, and
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: I've been friends with Adam Egitt from back when he
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: was he was running the Improv in Tempe, so that's
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: when I knew him. I knew him from back then.
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: And then he came to California and he started working
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: at the Comedy Store when I had already been banned.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: So I had been banned and I had gone on
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: my seven year exodus, and he came to meet me
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: at the Improv.
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: They showed you, by the way, what comedy stop.
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: So he came to meet me at the improv. He's like, dude,
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: come back. You know I'm there now, I'm the talent coordinator.
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: And I thought about it, and then I wound up
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: coming back because of Ari, because you know, Ari Shaffer
- 1:17:08Speaker 2: is one of my closest friends and he was filming
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: his special there and I had known Ari since he
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: was a doorman. I knew him when he was a
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: doorman there, and now he's filming a special. I'm like,
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. I have to be there.
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: I have to be there for him. And I went
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: there a day before just so I could relax because
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: it was weird because I hadn't been there in seven years.
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: And you know, it was super friendly, hugged everybody, it
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: was great. And then I saw Ari and Ari killed
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: and the special was awesome and it was just such
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: a It was such a happy moment to see him
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: like accomplish this thing, going from being a doorman to
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: having your own Comedy Central special while he was also
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: doing a show on Comedy Central. This is what he's doing.
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: This is not happening. Yeah, I was on that, so
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: it was like I had to come back, so that
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: that was two thousand and four team and becoming really
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: good friends with Adam and knowing him from the improm
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: like knowing him from back in the day and then
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: becoming friends with him when he was the account coordinator.
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: We had talked about like what are the problems with
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: running a club? Like what is the problems with like
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: people telling you, oh, you have to have more of
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: this on your show or more of that on your show,
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: or you're problematic and people getting mad about this, mad
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: about that. I'm like, it's got to be a meritocracy.
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: As much as that bothers some people, the people that
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: bothers they're never good. David Tell's never complaining about diversity,
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. It's like the people that
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: are complaining generally they're mediocre at best. And he was like,
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: you're right, I go, but you can't give into them
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: because there's a lot of them, and they yell and
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: they you know, they make it seem like it's a
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: big deal. But the big deals laughs being doing good comedy,
- 1:18:47Speaker 2: being having an original idea, being funny. Here's the world
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: through my eyes. This is how I've crafted it for you.
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: That's all it is. Everything else is a fucking distraction.
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: And we both agreed on that, and so wouldn't the
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: comedy start shut down? And then I moved out here.
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: There was like a long time where I was like,
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: I don't know what to do, Like do I stop
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: doing comedy now and just do this podcast? Like no
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: one's doing comedy. It was months and months of no comedy,
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: and then Dave and I started doing shows at Stubs.
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: So Dave was like, I want to do a show
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: at Stubbs. Let's do like a residency there. I'm like, fuck, yeah,
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: let's do it. So he and I did, like we
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: had done a ton of shows, a bunch of arena
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: shows before the pandemic together, and so the Stubs thing
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: came along and I was like, okay, yeah, let's just
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: do this. All right, we're doing this now. I guess
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: we're doing comedy again. And then we started doing comedy
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: at the Vulcan, and the Vulcan is indoor and it's
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: loud and it's rowdy, and it was naughty, like it
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: was crazy that you do in a November twenty twenty
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: indoor show. And so when that was happening. Then everybody
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: started moving here. Then everything got weird and I was like, whoa,
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: we got like Tom Segura moved here, Duncan Trussel moved here,
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: Tony Hinchcliff moved here, Brian Timpsen moved here. I was like, whoa,
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: we got a crew here. Derek post And moved here.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: Son of Man moved here. I'm like, we got a
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: real crew here. And then it just kept escalating. Tim
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: Dillon came. It was like over and over and again,
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: Joe de Rosa came, Shane Hillis came. Its like and
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: so while all this was happening, where all these guys
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: were at least talking about moving there, like it feels
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: better here, like the scene feels more alive because the
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: LA was still shut down. And so then Ron White
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: basically like grabbed me by the shoulders one night after
- 1:20:31Speaker 2: he hadn't done stand up in like six months, and
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: he grabs me, whatever the fuck we have to do,
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: We're gonna keep doing this. You got to open up
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: a club. I'm like, we're but club, let's go, And
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: then that's how it all started. But we had to
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: hit every light, like Adam had to be out of
- 1:20:46Speaker 2: a job. All the people that we got from the
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: comedy store that were great, we brought over a bunch
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: of people. They all had to be out of a job.
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: So the comedy store had to be close. Otherwise, why
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: would you leave the comedy store. It's the greatest place
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: on earth. So then it was like everything else had
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: to be closed down. So the comics knew that they
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: could do stand up in Texas, and so well, let's
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: just go to Texas. And it just people decided I
- 1:21:06Speaker 2: like doing stand up more than I like living in
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: La Yeah. And then once they came out here they realized,
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: I think I like it out here better. It is.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: It's amazing what we've got. Also, my favorite thing about
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: the scene here is the Mothership helps everything around as well.
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: So I can't get over every time that I've been here,
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: how inviting, how cool. All the young comics are. All
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: these guys who would chew off their arm to get
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: a spot at your club are here for it, and
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: they're here at these other places. They're doing all these
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: other things because they believe in what the Mothership's doing.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: And there's all this other stuff. So it has the
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: most buzz as far not buzz that's a stupid words.
- 1:21:50Speaker 2: It has a.
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: Feeling, it has like this vibe, it has this aura,
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: whereas like that used to be in New York, and
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: that used to be in LA and I don't feel
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: it in those places anymore. I'm actually lucky that I
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: can go do the cellar, and I can go do
- 1:22:01Speaker 1: this dand and I can do those things. I can
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: go to the comedy store, I go to the improv
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: I'm at a place where they'll have me. But there's
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: not like a bunch of young guys doing small shows
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: and excited at the idea of even going over to
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: the store after their spots. Your club has that.
- 1:22:14Speaker 2: Well, there's a couple things that has an advantage of right.
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: One is kill Tony. That's the big advantage, the big
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: advantage of there's a show that's Monday night that is
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: the biggest live comedy show on planet Earth. And you
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: might be able to get on it. And if you've
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: got a tight minute and you could fucking kill, they're
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: gonna ask you back. And if you've got another tight minute,
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: oh my god, you might have a fucking career. You
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: might have a fucking career. And that's happened time and
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: time again, Like Cam Patterson is on SNL right now, sir,
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: and that came straight out of kill Tony, and you know,
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: and Cam is super fucking talented, But so is Hans Kim.
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: So is a lot of William Montgomery. There's a lot
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: of people coming out of there that do great and
- 1:22:54Speaker 2: they have a real career. Now, Ari Maddie has a
- 1:22:57Speaker 2: real career now. It's amazing, Casey Rock, It's an amazing resource.
- 1:23:02Speaker 2: So that's the big one is that there's a real pathway.
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: And then there's also two nights of open mic night
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: two nights, so we make sure we have plenty of
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: open mic night time. You get to do an open
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: mic night at the best club in the world. And
- 1:23:14Speaker 2: then on top of that, it's like the club is
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: the only club that I know of that was designed
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: not to make money. All I wanted to do is
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: break even. I'm like, I just don't want to lose
- 1:23:25Speaker 2: any money, you know, because it's so much money to
- 1:23:28Speaker 2: make a club and build it in the first place.
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: You have to buy a building, you have to hire
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: all these people to fix it and turn it's a
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: lot of money invested. I'm like, I just want to
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: lose a lot of money.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: That's why a lot of owners have terrible reputations because
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: they do all these corner cutting or they do like this.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: They're trying to fuck you over, yeah and so yeah.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: But they're also desperate in a way.
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: Like these guys.
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: They'll you know, I like club owners, but there's a
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: lot of crazy club owners, and there they feel that
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: pressure of like I got to keep this alive. I
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: don't want to keep losing money.
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: I used to tell comics be nice to club owners
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: because you don't want to be one. You do not
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: want to agree, but still, but you're doing it honorably
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: the way. I'm lucky that I have the other ways
- 1:24:07Speaker 2: of making a living. Right. Most club owners their club
- 1:24:10Speaker 2: owner by definition, that's what they do for a job.
- 1:24:13Speaker 2: This is not what I do for a job. This
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: is just I do this for literally to make a
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: comedy environment. So it's the club is set up so
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: the comedians get most of the money, because that's how
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: it should be. People aren't coming to see drinks, right,
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: They're coming to see a guy do his art, a
- 1:24:30Speaker 2: woman do her art on stage, so that person should
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: get most of the money. And that's how it should be.
- 1:24:36Speaker 2: And it should be that way because it's the right
- 1:24:39Speaker 2: way to do it, and because it builds the art form.
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: You have more people making money so they don't have
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: to leave as much, they don't have to go out
- 1:24:46Speaker 2: of town as much. They can stay in town and
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: develop and work on new stuff. And there's all these
- 1:24:51Speaker 2: satellite rooms. There's a Sunset Strip that's right down the
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: street from us. You could walk there in three minutes.
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: That's Red Bands Club's killing creaking. The Keg is an
- 1:25:00Speaker 2: awesome spot. That's where Gillis filmed his first YouTube special.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: It's amazing. It's a great club. That's another club we
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: did a lot during the pandemic. And then you've got
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: all these other clubs. Cap City is a great fucking
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: club that's just twenty minutes away. They're all there's a
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: bunch of these satellite rooms all around this place that
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: are killing it right now. Because comedy is a fun
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: thing to do it, and you know, and we can
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: do it in a way where it's not connected to
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: fucking Hollywood. It's not connected to movies, it's not connected
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: to TV. It's an art form in and of itself
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: that had been prostituted out for so long that people
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: thought like the golden Goose was be a late night
- 1:25:42Speaker 2: talk show host. That was the Golden Goose, a job
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: that I wouldn't There's no fucking way if they doubled
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: my money, I'd be like, I'm not doing that. I
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: can't do it.
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: It's not me right, and it's also not really stand up.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: So many times, like people are like, so do you
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: want to Like are you doing this because of like
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: you want to be a movie stars? I was like, no,
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: I'm doing it because I love stand up comedy.
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: I just watched the Starting five of it's called Starting
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: five on Netflix. But they follow NBA players and the
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: annoying part is like their wives and girlfriends. I think
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: that's the annoying part. Like I want to hear them
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: talk about basketball like the thing they live.
- 1:26:15Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: That inspires me because I look at the way I
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: pursue comedy the way they pursue their basketball, you know,
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: like their career. So anyways, but what I was inspired
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: by was like Kevin Durant, who I thought I hated
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: my whole life, was awesome. He just wants to play basketball,
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: like that's all it is for him. He's like, yeah,
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: I'm I just want to go out there and hoop,
- 1:26:33Speaker 1: and he keeps going to that thing of like, man,
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: I don't want to have these arguments and barbershops about
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: the greatest ever or any of those things. He makes money,
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: but it's not about the money for him, and it's
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: not about the chicks. Those are all symptoms of what
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: he pursues. And I love that because I'm like, yeah,
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: I just love the joke part.
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: I love that I can write a.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: Bit and then that night try it and people love
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: it or they go what an interesting idea or that's funnier,
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: that's naughty, or that I've never thought of it? Like
- 1:27:01Speaker 1: that when you know, when you're campaigning on a political
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: trail or whatever, like when you go to like the
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: Trump rally or I don't know what Kamala Harris called
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: her thing, but those aren't undecided voters. Those are people
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: who are there because they're already in You're not even
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: talking to anyone who's considering voting for anyone else when
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: you go to a thing like that. But with stand
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: up comedy, when they're in that audience, they're just looking
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: at you and going, hey, bro, bring me some jokes. Yeah,
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: And so I can now do jokes about what I
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: think and what I believe, and the crowd will listen
- 1:27:34Speaker 1: to me and decide if I'm not funny or funny.
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: But you're getting into their ear, You're getting into them going.
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: I've never thought of it like that. That guy was
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: making some pretty good jokes up there about a subject
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: that I thought I wouldn't hear, you know, Like, it's
- 1:27:48Speaker 1: just like I think comedy is such a gift that way.
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: But I was like, I was like, I think I'm
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: like Kevin Durant. I like the girls, and I like
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: the money, and I like, I love all this stuff.
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: But for me, I did a spot here I remember
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: it was, and they were like, do we can't thank
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: you enough for coming? And I was like, what are
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: you talking about? Like I get up on any fucking
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: stage and you try to slide me money, I go
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: give it to the other guys, Like I came to
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: do this because I was happy you to have me
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: on like I just couldn't.
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: That's a great attitude.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so much better to help Joseph. Yeah, I
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: don't need to be famous. That would be a good symptom.
- 1:28:20Speaker 1: That'd be a great symptom. Of it, but like it
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: also comes with its own problems, you know, all those
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: other stuff.
- 1:28:25Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, all those stuff. But that's the best
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: attitude is just love what you do, love what you do,
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: and all this success comes because of it. But the
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: moment you start thinking about the success only and then
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: making decisions based only on getting and containing more success
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: instead of thinking about the thing, yeah, you.
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: Know, and that's what they do. They seduce you. They
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: want to be in this movie. I want to be
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: those hyenas, like you were saying, attacking as they circle,
- 1:28:49Speaker 1: but I don't want to be an actor. And thank
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: you for the opportunity. And I love that you believe
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: you can make some money off me by putting me
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: in that. But for me walking my ass into a
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: place that has a stage in a microphone and being
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: able to be naughty and say anything i'd like and
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: make jokes is so exciting to me. If they put
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: a billion dollars in my bank account tomorrow, I'll still
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: go do my spot tonight at the Mothership in fat Man.
- 1:29:12Speaker 1: And if tomorrow they said, Jeff, you make zero dollars
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: doing this, might want to find a day job, I'll
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: go Okay, But I'm still doing my spot right, Like,
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: I'm still gonna do it no matter what.
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I just love it. Yeah, I would do it forever.
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: It's the most fun art form. Yeah, you know, and
- 1:29:26Speaker 2: the fact that we're fortunate enough to be able to
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: do it and make money doing it is incredible. You
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: should be happy. Yeah, if you're complaining, you're missing out.
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: Oh dude, I won't say this comics name because you know,
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: I just don't want any trouble with this guy. But
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: I remember I was at a festival and I'm more
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: criticizing his attitude. On that night. We're in the green
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: room and they were like so excited to have him
- 1:29:50Speaker 1: because he's a very funny guy and very talented, and
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: they said, they go, so, how much time do you
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: want to do? He was like, how much time am
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: I contracted to do? And they were like, oh, well,
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: you know, you your books for forty five minutes. But
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: I was just letting you know, you're the end of
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: the show and everyone's here. Just used to just do
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: whatever you want. He goes, then I'm doing the forty
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: five minutes, and I remember thinking, the fuck is wrong
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: with you? Like they're they're happy you're here everyone is excited. Yeah,
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: just if you tell me that, bro, I'm on stage
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: for two hours forty five minute of it's good. But
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay out there, you know, because I like
- 1:30:25Speaker 1: being there. Yeah it's fun boo, it's not. You're not
- 1:30:29Speaker 1: pouring concrete, dude, Like you get to go tell jokes
- 1:30:33Speaker 1: to these people, Like what an exciting job you have?
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: That's exciting.
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: I think where that comes from is like in the beginning,
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: it's like really hard. It's hard to do, it's hard
- 1:30:43Speaker 2: to get paid, it's hard, and then you build up
- 1:30:46Speaker 2: a resentment to the point where even after you make it,
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: you take it for granted, and now you think, like,
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: what do I have to do forty four minutes? And
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: that's what I'm doing?
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: Crazy?
- 1:30:56Speaker 2: Yeah, you like instead of like, wow, I made it,
- 1:30:58Speaker 2: I actually can actually get paid to go do comedy.
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: Now A good forty five minutes not important, Okay, I'll
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: go fuck around have some fun.
- 1:31:06Speaker 1: That's something exactly like. That's so I've worked at Hollywood Video,
- 1:31:10Speaker 1: I've worked at any coffee shop that was like I've
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: I've had over like forty different coffee jobs because I
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: just couldn't keep a job, Like I was always living
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: somewhere different, or like pursuing comedy so aggressively that like
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: I just needed a job, so I was good at
- 1:31:21Speaker 1: getting the job, and then I would fuck off or
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: do something stupid and I'd get like let go, or
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: I'd move and just ghost that job. You know, I've
- 1:31:28Speaker 1: had all these jobs, but whether it was Hollywood Video
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: or rock Bottom Brewery, or whether it was any of
- 1:31:34Speaker 1: these million coffee shops I worked at, I was always
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: the fun guy at the job that made friends with
- 1:31:40Speaker 1: everyone and goofed. Because it's more fun to have a
- 1:31:42Speaker 1: good attitude at work and like the job than it
- 1:31:46Speaker 1: is to hate the job. Right because because not because
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: the job was great, but because it's gonna be a
- 1:31:51Speaker 1: better experience here if I like it, if I at
- 1:31:53Speaker 1: least trick myself into liking it, There's nothing. It wasn't
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: my dream to put movies in alphabetical order with dyslexia
- 1:32:01Speaker 1: in a Hollywood.
- 1:32:02Speaker 2: Video, But.
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: I want to enjoy my job. Like that was more
- 1:32:06Speaker 1: fun to like be happy to be there. So now
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: we get to do comedy, which is the dream, and
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: you're you have that attitude, like I just can't get
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: my mind around that.
- 1:32:15Speaker 2: Well, there's some people that think they have to be
- 1:32:17Speaker 2: miserable to be good. There's a weird thing that I
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: think some artists feel like they have to kind of
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: suffer in order to be funny, Like they have to
- 1:32:27Speaker 2: be upset, they have to be angry. I used to
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: think that when I was When I was I was
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: really young and dumb. I was thinking that maybe, like
- 1:32:37Speaker 2: I should stop meditating, because if I meditate and achieve
- 1:32:40Speaker 2: any kind of enlightenment, I won't think. I don't think
- 1:32:43Speaker 2: things are so annoying anymore that I could shit on
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: them on stage, which is like a big part of
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: my act.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't want to be happy because.
- 1:32:51Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but that was me at twenty one or whatever. Yes.
- 1:32:54Speaker 1: Well, Jerry Seinfeld, who's one of my favorites ever, despite
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: any of his political beliefs or anything. Things like I
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: really really respect every time Jerry Sandfeld talks on podcasts
- 1:33:04Speaker 1: or interviews or whatever, because he's like Buddha of comedy,
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: like the way he talks about work ethic and the
- 1:33:10Speaker 1: way he talks about joke writing, the way he's very disciplined.
- 1:33:12Speaker 1: He's very good, So I always hanging on everything Jerry
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: says like in those things. I think he's the best
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: look up anytime he's been interviewed. But Jerry, although he's clean, right,
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: he's a clean comic. And although he's a husband and
- 1:33:24Speaker 1: a dad, and no matter what he's labeled as he
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: seems to be very at peace in his life and
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: very successful and rich, he does have this edge to him.
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: There still is like an irritability. And I think that's
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: probably what you were thinking at twenty one, of like
- 1:33:38Speaker 1: I need that, I need to be But you could.
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: Well, he's also smart and he's talking to morons all
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: the time, and that's how you get an edge like that. Yeah,
- 1:33:46Speaker 2: probably doesn't have like a tight crew of cool people
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: that he could just chill with. You get alienated, smarter
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: than kids, right, but you also got you made a
- 1:33:55Speaker 2: billion dollars from sitcom you did in the nineties, You
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: never have to work again for a day in your
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: fucking life. Hundred porsches, you're just collecting porsches. You're bored
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: as fuck. And then Moron's one. You know, my favorite
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: episode was like, I don't fucking caret that. Yeah, I
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: don't want to hear this anymore.
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: I'm sure you get that all the time someone wants
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: to tell you a story about a thing, and you go,
- 1:34:13Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: Well, I think I'm a little more tolerant than him. Yeah,
- 1:34:17Speaker 2: but he's I get it. I get why he would
- 1:34:20Speaker 2: be a little prickly, like some of the questions are
- 1:34:21Speaker 2: really fucking stupid. Like, for sure, there was a big
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: racism controversy about his show, Comedians and cars drinking coffee.
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: Which is what I'm surprised he wasn't. He's not more
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: vocal about that, but he did a great thing, Like
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: he's like.
- 1:34:33Speaker 2: I don't care. I speak the language of funny. If
- 1:34:35Speaker 2: you're funny, I don't care what you are, which is
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: the right answer. And a lot of people are like,
- 1:34:38Speaker 2: oh that sounds racist. That's a great answer. This is crazy.
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: If that's racist, This is you're expecting something that you're
- 1:34:45Speaker 2: not gonna get, which you're expecting people to abandon meritocracy
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: in the most meritocracy based art form. You could say, like,
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: you have to have a specific response from people, right
- 1:34:54Speaker 2: if you get a laugh and you're creating it all yourself,
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: like there's no talking.
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: It's just you.
- 1:35:00Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. And so if it's comedians that you
- 1:35:03Speaker 2: think are funny and they happen to be whatever. It's
- 1:35:06Speaker 2: just who's funny as everything else is bullshit? This ideal
- 1:35:10Speaker 2: there's not enough women, there's not enough black people, there's
- 1:35:12Speaker 2: not enough.
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: It's insane.
- 1:35:13Speaker 2: Stop right, stop, yeah, right whatever.
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: There's an interview that goes, what do you say to
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: the people who criticize that you don't have enough people
- 1:35:22Speaker 1: of color or blah blah blah, And he goes, I
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: don't know, I'm looking at your audience. A lot of
- 1:35:27Speaker 1: whities in here, That's what he said. Oh, it's the
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: best because it's like, it's so true. Look at your
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: friend groups, look at your life. You start running it
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: through everyone's genitals and skin color. You could call every
- 1:35:41Speaker 1: culture racist. I went to my buddies family barbecue. Who's
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: a Polynesian? You know? Pacific islander?
- 1:35:47Speaker 2: Guy?
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: Uh? What real diverse family reunion?
- 1:35:51Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:35:51Speaker 1: Because that's the beauty of a culture is that you
- 1:35:53Speaker 1: kind of have that. The whole point of having a
- 1:35:55Speaker 1: culture is to have some advantages. I can't just wander
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: into your family's thing and go, how come there's no
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: more not any Filipinos here. It's just that's not how
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: it works. I would say that I think I've said
- 1:36:07Speaker 1: a couple of times on stage, but like I wonder
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: if like liberals go to like Japan and they're like,
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: this is disgusting. You know, it's all Japanese people here.
- 1:36:15Speaker 1: It's not very diverse. I wonder do they go to Russia?
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: But oh my gosh, where is the diversity here? Like
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: if that's not how things work.
- 1:36:24Speaker 2: No, there's a lot of countries that are at and
- 1:36:27Speaker 2: it's fine as long as they're black, you know what
- 1:36:30Speaker 2: I mean, it's like all black, it's totally fine. But
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: all like Poland's a problem, that's real problem.
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: It's insane to me.
- 1:36:36Speaker 2: Well, it's people are just weird, you know. And look,
- 1:36:39Speaker 2: racism is bad. So because racism is because actual racism
- 1:36:43Speaker 2: is bad. People look for racism all sorts of places
- 1:36:46Speaker 2: and they start deciding that things are racist or you know,
- 1:36:49Speaker 2: they could do with a lot of stuff. Like you know,
- 1:36:51Speaker 2: we were talking about this the other day. This idea
- 1:36:53Speaker 2: of silence is violence, Like, shut the fuck up, that's crazy.
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: Nobody ever punched you? Then yeah, yeah, then you'll go.
- 1:36:59Speaker 2: Can we go back to the silence? Come to the
- 1:37:01Speaker 2: UFC with me. I'll show you what like this is.
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: See that's what violence is. Yes, this is wait, this
- 1:37:05Speaker 2: is the sport of it. These are nice people, Like,
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: that's actual violence, not fucking words. Sticks definitely not silence.
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will
- 1:37:14Speaker 1: never hurt me. And then they start using sticks and stones.
- 1:37:16Speaker 1: You go, let's go back to names. I'm happy with names.
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: There's less blood when you were calling me names.
- 1:37:23Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're being silly. Silence is not violence, you
- 1:37:26Speaker 2: fucking idiot. That's so dumb. It's silence is just silence.
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: You can't pretty nice. But it shows what you want
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: is what you want forced people to comply. You want
- 1:37:34Speaker 2: to force people to say what you want them to say.
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: Put that black square on your leverage exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: And it's a bunch of losers. It's usually a bunch
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: of losers at the wheel that bus. Yeah, and they're
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: going right off the cliff and they want to bring
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: you with him, Like, what are you doing?
- 1:37:48Speaker 1: Not a fun place?
- 1:37:49Speaker 2: Not fun?
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: That's not the world we live in, yeah, or it's
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: not the universe that comics like to live in at all.
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: That's the other thing about all these people pushing all
- 1:37:58Speaker 2: these different things to call everybody an ist or whatever
- 1:38:02Speaker 2: the fuck you are, and how you have a phobia,
- 1:38:05Speaker 2: whatever it is. All these people seem to be miserable.
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very happy and the same. They're proud of
- 1:38:12Speaker 1: their anger.
- 1:38:13Speaker 2: Which is odd. Yeah, it's like, find some things to love, Okay,
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: there's a lot to love in this world.
- 1:38:18Speaker 1: Comic went on and kill Tony last night. He was
- 1:38:20Speaker 1: so great and I am remiss that I don't remember
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: his name, and he was able to rattle off which
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: I'm sure he's done before. It's probably in his act,
- 1:38:27Speaker 1: but he was able to rattle off all his interests.
- 1:38:30Speaker 1: He's like, oh, I'm in you know, Universal Studios. Let's
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: go a monster truck rally. Let's do it. And I
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: was like, I immediately wanted to be friends with this
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: guy because I'm like, that's how I want to live.
- 1:38:39Speaker 1: I live, or I mean I do live like that.
- 1:38:40Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, I can identify with this
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: so much. The little kid in me is like, yeah,
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: whatever it is, let's go. I go to the Bay
- 1:38:47Speaker 1: Gay Pride barade. I've got a lot of gay friends.
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: Let's fucking do it. Like like whatever it is, right,
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: that's so much better of an attitude, just like let's
- 1:38:54Speaker 1: let's do it all. Let's let's let's jump in these things,
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: like that's so much more fun than going we're not
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: going there because of it, and we're not doing that
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: because of this, and this is probably it's like it's
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: too exhausting.
- 1:39:04Speaker 2: Well, a lot of people like being exhausted because it
- 1:39:07Speaker 2: keeps them active. They've got something to think about. It's
- 1:39:10Speaker 2: their sports, yeah it is. You know, politics for a
- 1:39:12Speaker 2: lot of people is their sports. And it's not just
- 1:39:14Speaker 2: their sports. It's like they're fanatical Red Sox fans the religion.
- 1:39:17Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Red Sox to the death, and that's what
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: it is. Like fuck the Yankees, that's all it is.
- 1:39:23Speaker 1: But it's the same thing. So the sports one is
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: where I think it's a little different because the Yankees
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: fan doesn't want to murder. The Red Sox fans still
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: like baseball. They break people's legs sometimes, but I'm saying
- 1:39:36Speaker 1: they still like baseball. Yes, they can still agree. Oh
- 1:39:39Speaker 1: we're at the ballpark, you know, we're having a hot
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: dog and it's like fuck you, and you're like, fucking
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: that's fun. You know, it's fine. But like to the
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: people that claim they hate religion the most are acting
- 1:39:48Speaker 1: their politics out like religious zealots.
- 1:39:51Speaker 2: Right, They're going, well.
- 1:39:52Speaker 1: This is I wouldn't even talk Jimmy Kimmel's wife. I
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: can't even talk to them anymore. I don't think she's
- 1:39:57Speaker 1: what they think.
- 1:39:58Speaker 2: She's having a hard time. I'm talking to me. I
- 1:40:01Speaker 2: might be.
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: I've watched it a bunch, But so what happened was
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: she said that she was always struggling with it since
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: Trump's been in office, but now she doesn't even want
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: to be with these people because it's personal to her
- 1:40:14Speaker 1: that like that. Now she's made the decision to not uh,
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: And it's like, that's that's where it's a problem struggling
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: with It's fine if family runnys want to have a
- 1:40:24Speaker 1: talk with your aunt who voted for Trump or something,
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: I think that's healthy and let's talk about it. Because
- 1:40:28Speaker 1: if you're doing any of these things and you can't
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: defend it, you're probably pretty stupid. But when you start going,
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: I won't even be associated with that person because of
- 1:40:36Speaker 1: whatever it is, that's a that's a problem.
- 1:40:38Speaker 2: Well it doesn't seem smart. Yeah, it doesn't seem healthy,
- 1:40:42Speaker 2: you know, if you don't have any room for disagreement.
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: But it's also like, the thing between Kimmel and Trump
- 1:40:48Speaker 2: is so dumb.
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: It's very dumb.
- 1:40:49Speaker 2: It's so dumb. I can't believe. Like, and then he
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: went after what's he went after Jimmy Fallon and Seth
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: Myers as well, right, hyeah losers, Yes, yes, crazy. Now
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: that's so dumb. I I don't understand. I guess no
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: one is around to tell him that.
- 1:41:09Speaker 1: He must be in a bubble.
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: He's one percent in a bubble. But that's also the
- 1:41:12Speaker 2: way he's behaved his whole life, Like that's how he
- 1:41:14Speaker 2: would attack you if he was on The Apprentice. You know,
- 1:41:17Speaker 2: I was supposed to do the Celebrity Apprentice.
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: I was supposed to do it too, but way after
- 1:41:20Speaker 1: it was good I did. I was supposed to do
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: it with Arnold Swarzenegger.
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: I was supposed to do with him with Trump, Yes, okay,
- 1:41:26Speaker 2: it was when Fear Factor was returning to NBC. They
- 1:41:29Speaker 2: asked me to do Celebrity Apprentice, and I thought about
- 1:41:31Speaker 2: it when my kids were really young. At the time,
- 1:41:33Speaker 2: I didn't want to live in New York and I
- 1:41:35Speaker 2: was like, how long does it take? It takes forever?
- 1:41:37Speaker 2: And then also also like that guy's going to be
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: mean to me, and I'm gonna be like, fine, it's
- 1:41:39Speaker 2: not fun. Like that's not gonna be fun. Like I'm
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: not good with that. You know, I'll get real.
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: I wonder what your political opinion would be of Trump
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: if you had done Celebrity Apprentice.
- 1:41:48Speaker 2: Hmmm. Interesting. I think he always had an understanding of
- 1:41:55Speaker 2: like how the whole political process worked. Like there's an
- 1:41:58Speaker 2: interesting interview of him way back in the day. I
- 1:42:02Speaker 2: think he was talking to Barbara Walters. Maybe it was
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: a really old interview where he was talking about maybe
- 1:42:10Speaker 2: one day running for president. And this was back when
- 1:42:13Speaker 2: he was a Democrat. Yeah, you know, he was a
- 1:42:15Speaker 2: Democrat for all from Queens portion of his life. And
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: you know, I think Elon said it best. He's a
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: product of his time, you know. And that's the thing.
- 1:42:26Speaker 2: This is an almost eighty year old man who's a
- 1:42:29Speaker 2: real estate guy, who likes to see his name in
- 1:42:31Speaker 2: big gold letters.
- 1:42:33Speaker 1: Loves America because that's what he always liked.
- 1:42:35Speaker 2: I like my name big gold letters, Like everything's big
- 1:42:38Speaker 2: in gold. That's what he genuinely if.
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: People knew that about him, they would give him a
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: little more grace when he says crazy things because like
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: if you read his book, Like, there was a part
- 1:42:46Speaker 1: where he was like, he's like.
- 1:42:48Speaker 2: Okay, do you think he really wrote the book?
- 1:42:50Speaker 1: No, but I think I don't think anyone does. Dennis
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: Rodman didn't write his book. You know, a guy follow him.
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: People write their own book, for sure, but not the majority. Yeah,
- 1:42:58Speaker 1: or actually that's not true. The majority of people write
- 1:43:00Speaker 1: there on books. The majority of celebrities have someone follow
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: them and talk to them in coffee shops.
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was he was like talking about he say,
- 1:43:09Speaker 1: this building is the biggest in New York. It's the best,
- 1:43:11Speaker 1: and they were like, it's not even the biggest building
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: in this and he goes, you know what I mean,
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: Like it's kind of like yeah, And if you know that,
- 1:43:17Speaker 1: then you kind of like give him a little more
- 1:43:19Speaker 1: grace when he's just saying it's just kind of how
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: he is. He's just right, I'm the best. You know,
- 1:43:23Speaker 1: it doesn't mean he's really the best. It means he's
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: got an attitude of the best.
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: You saw the BBC thing, right, what thing he didn't see?
- 1:43:30Speaker 2: The thing where BBC got in trouble for editing his speech.
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: We talked about it yesterday. I'll just tell you reale briefly.
- 1:43:37Speaker 2: So they took a segment of him saying something and
- 1:43:40Speaker 2: then spliced them a segment of him saying something else
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: from fifty three minutes later.
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: Right the storm of the Capitol, Yes, right from the
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: January sixth, crazy, yeah, which is not journalism, Like that.
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: Is not journalism, but like full on lying in propaganda
- 1:43:57Speaker 2: and it's kind of fucking danger.
- 1:43:58Speaker 1: And those are the things people watch, That's what I'm saying.
- 1:44:01Speaker 1: That shortened bullshit.
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: Yes, but these people lost their jobs because of it.
- 1:44:06Speaker 2: It's a big deal. Yeah. And not only that, but
- 1:44:08Speaker 2: like they're getting hounded by reporters. They're asking them, and
- 1:44:11Speaker 2: that the answers that they have for why they did
- 1:44:13Speaker 2: what they did, it's like crazy they felt. It seems
- 1:44:17Speaker 2: like these people, this is just my opinion, seems like
- 1:44:20Speaker 2: these people felt justified for completely lying because it would
- 1:44:25Speaker 2: lead to an ultimate good. So they lost all journalistic integrity.
- 1:44:30Speaker 2: And it is the BBC, which is like the height
- 1:44:33Speaker 2: of journalistic integrity. But that doesn't show the rot of
- 1:44:37Speaker 2: mainstream corporate controlled media, then nothing does, right, because that's
- 1:44:41Speaker 2: pure rot. If at the top of the heap, you
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: got like, in my mind, if like, somebody said something
- 1:44:48Speaker 2: to me and they quoted a source and it was
- 1:44:51Speaker 2: the BBC. I was like, okay, that's like Washington Post,
- 1:44:54Speaker 2: that's like New York Times. It's a very official source.
- 1:44:57Speaker 2: So I'm thinking this must be real. And they turned
- 1:45:00Speaker 2: it into activism, and they turned it into lying, and
- 1:45:04Speaker 2: they did it in front of everybody where you could
- 1:45:07Speaker 2: clearly just listen to the whole thing and know he
- 1:45:10Speaker 2: didn't say that, but it's not how he said it
- 1:45:12Speaker 2: at all.
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, well, and I think I'm sorry that
- 1:45:15Speaker 1: I keep harping on this, but that's what AOC are
- 1:45:18Speaker 1: kind of the left I see most guilty of doing.
- 1:45:22Speaker 1: Is in their brain they go, I know that this
- 1:45:24Speaker 1: is a little like whatever, but it's for our greater good, right,
- 1:45:29Speaker 1: So they're they're they're doing that with their own thing. Listen,
- 1:45:32Speaker 1: I don't I'm smart enough to know that Charlie Kirk
- 1:45:35Speaker 1: was trying to make a point about blank. But if
- 1:45:38Speaker 1: I twist this a little, it's for the greater good
- 1:45:41Speaker 1: of what I'm trying to do here. And so they
- 1:45:44Speaker 1: justify it to themselves. They say, oh, well, now I
- 1:45:46Speaker 1: know that I might have been a little political politician,
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: y here, right, but it's for a greater good and
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: it's vague and it's like, listen, he look, he hates
- 1:45:55Speaker 1: black people.
- 1:45:56Speaker 2: That's why Obama disappointed me so much during the I'm
- 1:46:00Speaker 2: a Harris campaign because he did that thing where he said,
- 1:46:03Speaker 2: you know that he said that white nationalists are very
- 1:46:06Speaker 2: fine people. Yeah, he said, we have very fine people
- 1:46:09Speaker 2: on both sides. And do you hear the actual quote
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: and the difference between what they're saying he said and
- 1:46:15Speaker 2: what he said. What he said was exact opposite. He said,
- 1:46:18Speaker 2: and I'm not talking about neo Nazis and white nationalists.
- 1:46:21Speaker 2: He's like, I don't forget the exact wordage he used,
- 1:46:25Speaker 2: they should be condemned whatever he said, but along those lines,
- 1:46:30Speaker 2: specifically said not those people. I'm talking about people that
- 1:46:33Speaker 2: just didn't want these statues torn down. Yes, that there's
- 1:46:35Speaker 2: very fine people on both sides. You know, some people
- 1:46:38Speaker 2: just like go yeah, I was Roberty Lee's a really
- 1:46:40Speaker 2: bad guy. But it's like this is a part of history.
- 1:46:43Speaker 2: It is yeah, this is like this is just reality. Yeah,
- 1:46:47Speaker 2: but that using that during Kamalin Harris's campaign, I was like,
- 1:46:51Speaker 2: that's crazy. You know what he said, you must know
- 1:46:56Speaker 2: just but why would you sacrifice what's so value is
- 1:47:01Speaker 2: like your stature and your integrity. Why would you sacrifice
- 1:47:05Speaker 2: that for someone who just probably wasn't gonna win anyway?
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: Right, I mean, I don't know if it's money, or
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: if it's some sort of oath, or if it's intentional whatever,
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: but like that stuff's so dangerous. I really like that
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: shortening of like what someone said, taking out of context.
- 1:47:20Speaker 2: I think there's also the consequences of people going to
- 1:47:23Speaker 2: trial for that Russia Gate stuff, because I think that
- 1:47:28Speaker 2: that Russiagate collusion hoax that they perpetrated on mainstream media
- 1:47:32Speaker 2: for years and a lot of people are really comfortable,
- 1:47:34Speaker 2: uncomfortable with even saying it was a hoax. It was
- 1:47:37Speaker 2: a hoax, ladies and gentlemen. It was a hoax, and
- 1:47:40Speaker 2: a lot of people coordinated that hoax, and there was
- 1:47:43Speaker 2: a lot of people involved. And I think they're super
- 1:47:46Speaker 2: sketched out about Trump being president again and possibly digging
- 1:47:50Speaker 2: into that stuff. And he's doing that now. Yeah, and
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: you're finding real evidence that the people that you would
- 1:47:56Speaker 2: think the intelligence agen you think, what are they here for?
- 1:47:59Speaker 2: They here to make America safe and protect us from problems.
- 1:48:02Speaker 2: But it seems like they also medal. Yeah, and not
- 1:48:06Speaker 2: just metal, but like completely try to sabotage someone and
- 1:48:10Speaker 2: paint them out in a way that's completely inaccurate, knowingly,
- 1:48:14Speaker 2: willingly with taxpayer dollars funding it all for.
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: The greater good, for their greater good.
- 1:48:21Speaker 2: Bro, I might say, very fine people too if I
- 1:48:24Speaker 2: was doing that. Whatever he's fucking Nazi, he's Hitler, let's
- 1:48:30Speaker 2: say whatever the fuck keep him out office.
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: I think that's what happened with the in a way,
- 1:48:34Speaker 1: that's kind of what happened with like the Epstein list thing.
- 1:48:37Speaker 1: I think like the reason you're never gonna see that
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: is because there's just too many powerful people that are
- 1:48:42Speaker 1: in that that are on both sides. It would kind
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: of be a not a collapse, but like a social
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: kind of like collapse of life. Not just that, but
- 1:48:50Speaker 1: both sides. I mean, I don't think there's like that.
- 1:48:52Speaker 1: You're not gonna find all liberals went to this island,
- 1:48:54Speaker 1: You're not gonna find all conservatives went to this island.
- 1:48:57Speaker 1: You're gonna see a list of some of very powerful
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: creeps on everything. So it's like bought this like stalemate
- 1:49:04Speaker 1: of the right and the left, going maybe we just
- 1:49:06Speaker 1: won't do this.
- 1:49:07Speaker 2: But it's not just that, it's this ball of yarn
- 1:49:11Speaker 2: of what did they do with the information? What did
- 1:49:14Speaker 2: they if they did compromise you, and they did fly
- 1:49:17Speaker 2: you out to an island, you did have sex with
- 1:49:18Speaker 2: underage girls, what did you do then when you were
- 1:49:22Speaker 2: confronted by the fact that they know this, right, what
- 1:49:25Speaker 2: did you do?
- 1:49:26Speaker 1: Like?
- 1:49:26Speaker 2: What decisions were made, What foreign policy decisions were made,
- 1:49:30Speaker 2: what financial decisions were made, what money got donated, how
- 1:49:33Speaker 2: much money transferred back and forth to different accounts because
- 1:49:37Speaker 2: of things that happened there. How many huge international decisions
- 1:49:42Speaker 2: were made by people in powerful positions because someone has
- 1:49:47Speaker 2: a video of them doing something very compromising on an island.
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: That's why I'm glad that. I mean, I might be
- 1:49:53Speaker 1: the very rich or anything, but like if something, you know,
- 1:49:58Speaker 1: if they try to figure out something on me, this
- 1:50:00Speaker 1: would be their research. They'd be like, all right, we
- 1:50:02Speaker 1: found and Jeff died. He likes a sprite, you know,
- 1:50:07Speaker 1: uh uh, he also watches pro like. They they'd have nothing.
- 1:50:11Speaker 1: They would just be searching.
- 1:50:12Speaker 2: You're not a guy who's trying to run the world. Yeah.
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: The thing is everybody who wants to run the world.
- 1:50:16Speaker 2: Everybody wants to be the president. Everybody, they're all fucking
- 1:50:19Speaker 2: they've all done weird shit, they're fucking crazy. And then
- 1:50:22Speaker 2: they get into a position where they have like ultimate
- 1:50:24Speaker 2: power and they're putting fucking masks on fucking each other
- 1:50:27Speaker 2: and that's calling bone.
- 1:50:29Speaker 1: It's crazy stuff.
- 1:50:30Speaker 2: To me. There's always been these weird secret societies of
- 1:50:34Speaker 2: people that get really wealthy and they do kookie things
- 1:50:36Speaker 2: and they wife.
- 1:50:37Speaker 1: Swap and yeah, yeah, it's very strange.
- 1:50:40Speaker 2: Wow, people lose their fucking minds with any kind of power,
- 1:50:44Speaker 2: and you got the kind of power where you're literally
- 1:50:46Speaker 2: like running the government. You're literally running.
- 1:50:50Speaker 1: Want to do bad stuff, Like it's crazy. Like it's like,
- 1:50:52Speaker 1: I guess my brains don't want to run the government.
- 1:50:54Speaker 1: I know, But if I just I think to myself,
- 1:50:57Speaker 1: I'm like, it's crazy that there's this much shit on
- 1:51:00Speaker 1: all these powerful people, Like it's crazy.
- 1:51:02Speaker 2: It's not crazy though, because you think, like, what is
- 1:51:04Speaker 2: their pursuit. It's just like very bizarre pursuit because either
- 1:51:07Speaker 2: they really are for the people and they really want
- 1:51:10Speaker 2: to make the world a better place, well then you're
- 1:51:11Speaker 2: not gonna get anything on them because then they're Bernie Sanders, Right,
- 1:51:14Speaker 2: you got nothing, You got nothing. You know he might
- 1:51:17Speaker 2: not be effective, but you know you don't have anything
- 1:51:19Speaker 2: on him. He's not going to compromise, he doesn't have to.
- 1:51:21Speaker 2: You got nothing on him. Or you got someone who
- 1:51:24Speaker 2: wants to be a leader for some strange reason, and
- 1:51:27Speaker 2: they they're really not that extraordinary, but they're in a
- 1:51:29Speaker 2: really shallow pool of talent, right, Because that's the real
- 1:51:32Speaker 2: truth about running for president or running for governor or
- 1:51:35Speaker 2: running for mayor, is it's a fucking shallow pool of talent.
- 1:51:40Speaker 2: Because most people that have any kind of talent talking
- 1:51:43Speaker 2: don't want that job. Right, Why would I want that job?
- 1:51:45Speaker 2: Why wouldn't want people shoot at me? Why would I
- 1:51:48Speaker 2: want half the country to fucking hate me no matter
- 1:51:50Speaker 2: what I do? Why would I want to get in
- 1:51:52Speaker 2: and find out that this intertwined web of fucking money
- 1:51:57Speaker 2: and power and influence, there's no way to fix it.
- 1:52:00Speaker 2: It's going to sit here for four years being a
- 1:52:01Speaker 2: bad guy in a stupid white house like that. Fuck
- 1:52:03Speaker 2: because you took a photo with some So the people
- 1:52:06Speaker 2: that want that are all out of their fucking minds
- 1:52:08Speaker 2: and they're all kooks. They're all Gavin Newsoms they're all
- 1:52:11Speaker 2: Kamala Harris's and Donald Trump's and they're all kookie people,
- 1:52:15Speaker 2: you know. And some of these kookie people will do
- 1:52:17Speaker 2: a better job than other kookie people, but only kookie
- 1:52:19Speaker 2: people want the job, and until that changes, and until
- 1:52:23Speaker 2: not just kookie people want the job, non non kookie
- 1:52:26Speaker 2: people want the job being president, but non kookie people
- 1:52:29Speaker 2: involved in Congress and the Senate and everything, regular rational
- 1:52:35Speaker 2: people that can have real conversations and not try to
- 1:52:39Speaker 2: diminish whoever you're talking to, and every the most reductionist
- 1:52:43Speaker 2: way possible make them out to be a moron because
- 1:52:46Speaker 2: they're on the other side the actual solving of problems
- 1:52:50Speaker 2: without you doing it at the behest of these massive
- 1:52:53Speaker 2: corporations that have been donating to you. So you have
- 1:52:55Speaker 2: to bullshit your way and gaslight people, and you can't
- 1:52:58Speaker 2: be honest about your real opinion. That's the real fucking
- 1:53:01Speaker 2: problem with that whole system. It is absolutely contaminated by
- 1:53:06Speaker 2: both money and the promise of money in the future.
- 1:53:09Speaker 2: If you play ball. That's where it gets real weird.
- 1:53:12Speaker 2: It's leave government jobs and start working for pharmaceutical drug
- 1:53:16Speaker 2: companies that they were regulating sixteen months ago.
- 1:53:20Speaker 1: It's like it's like X or like Twitter. It's like
- 1:53:25Speaker 1: nobody's on there to go. Oh, I'm gonna like try
- 1:53:28Speaker 1: and find some people's ideas. It's all like debate culture.
- 1:53:31Speaker 1: Like you could put the most simple thing and you
- 1:53:34Speaker 1: have seven hundred people who just want to go but gogle,
- 1:53:37Speaker 1: Like the goal is to debate and argue and get
- 1:53:40Speaker 1: into like win and dunk on your opponent and make
- 1:53:43Speaker 1: someone say. There's not like nobody, like you said in
- 1:53:45Speaker 1: the beginning, it's like nobody's trying to just go I
- 1:53:47Speaker 1: think I really want to make it fair like that.
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: No one's saying that.
- 1:53:52Speaker 2: No, what's even more fun is Blue Sky. You ever
- 1:53:55Speaker 2: go to Blue Sky? If you make an account even
- 1:53:58Speaker 2: in your name, you say Jeff did, you'll be banned.
- 1:54:01Speaker 2: I bet you'll be banned within twenty minutes. Yes, yeah,
- 1:54:03Speaker 2: you're problematic, you're a toxic.
- 1:54:05Speaker 1: What is what?
- 1:54:06Speaker 2: You're heterosexal? You're a cist gender male, which is what
- 1:54:12Speaker 2: we already had. I don't know, we don't need to
- 1:54:14Speaker 2: add that. I don't I'm not doing it.
- 1:54:15Speaker 1: I thought I got to choose my pronouns. Why do
- 1:54:17Speaker 1: they get to put cyst on me? Cyst on me?
- 1:54:20Speaker 2: But if you go there. I saw this one conversation
- 1:54:23Speaker 2: where someone said they were talking about something saying, I'm
- 1:54:26Speaker 2: trying to be zen about it, and then the next
- 1:54:28Speaker 2: person say said, try not to be racist against Asian people.
- 1:54:34Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane. I mean, that's crazy.
- 1:54:37Speaker 2: It's whack them all. They just sitting there ready to whack.
- 1:54:40Speaker 2: They're just ready for someone to pass up with any
- 1:54:43Speaker 2: micro aggressions, any diversions from the narrative.
- 1:54:47Speaker 1: It's so exhausting. I've never heard of this. It's like
- 1:54:51Speaker 1: a liberal kind of like Facebook.
- 1:54:52Speaker 2: Or most people bailed on it. So a lot of
- 1:54:55Speaker 2: people like Stephen King, Cidy, I'm going over a blue stry.
- 1:54:57Speaker 2: They all decided to go over to Blue Sky because
- 1:55:00Speaker 2: Trump let them say whatever they want on Twitter, and
- 1:55:02Speaker 2: they just didn't like the reality of the world. And
- 1:55:05Speaker 2: so they're like, this is bullshit, I'm leaving, and they
- 1:55:07Speaker 2: all come back. They all come back to Twitter because
- 1:55:10Speaker 2: X is more fun exactly. It's it's nuts, but it's
- 1:55:13Speaker 2: way more fun than everybody just calling you racist for everything.
- 1:55:16Speaker 1: I think that's the current problem with the world. I
- 1:55:19Speaker 1: know that's very vague, but like people just want to
- 1:55:22Speaker 1: win the talk. Nobody wants to have the talk. So
- 1:55:26Speaker 1: it's more about like, well, here's what you haven't thought
- 1:55:28Speaker 1: about this, Like it's it's like it's like why are
- 1:55:30Speaker 1: you talking to anyone? Like that? Like hear them out,
- 1:55:34Speaker 1: and then they also have the give them the luxury
- 1:55:38Speaker 1: of being wrong. It's okay to be wrong. I'm wrong
- 1:55:41Speaker 1: all the time, but like, like, the only way I
- 1:55:43Speaker 1: can be right is if I say the wrong thing
- 1:55:45Speaker 1: and I learned. You know, that's that's we should be
- 1:55:47Speaker 1: having conversations, not arguments.
- 1:55:49Speaker 2: But the thing is, now you attach that to politics,
- 1:55:52Speaker 2: and you literally have to win the arguments because that's
- 1:55:55Speaker 2: what the whole game is. The whole game is like
- 1:55:57Speaker 2: get up in front of all those people and state
- 1:56:00Speaker 2: your claim and diminish the claim of your opponent, and
- 1:56:03Speaker 2: they say it's stupid. Yeah, but they have to do
- 1:56:06Speaker 2: it because they have to get elected because if they
- 1:56:08Speaker 2: don't get elected, then they don't have power. And if
- 1:56:09Speaker 2: they don't have once they get into power, then they
- 1:56:11Speaker 2: have to use that power for their constituents and for
- 1:56:14Speaker 2: the people that help them get into power. So there's
- 1:56:16Speaker 2: a bunch of fucking needs of these And there's a bill.
- 1:56:19Speaker 2: You want to put this in the bill because it's
- 1:56:21Speaker 2: gonna help the oil sector in the bill, it's gonna
- 1:56:23Speaker 2: help chips and whoo, and so of course you're gonna
- 1:56:28Speaker 2: put a mask on and go fuck a guy. You're crazy,
- 1:56:32Speaker 2: you're doing a crazy job, you're doing ecstasy, you're hanging
- 1:56:35Speaker 2: out with all these people that run in the world.
- 1:56:37Speaker 2: Of course, you're sucking dick with a VHS camera somewhere.
- 1:56:41Speaker 1: That's why I'm walking around town with a leather mask
- 1:56:44Speaker 1: being walcked by my boyfriend.
- 1:56:45Speaker 2: They can't take it anymore. They're living in an insane
- 1:56:48Speaker 2: life where they're producing no value. So there's nothing they're
- 1:56:51Speaker 2: doing where unless they're real. Like, that's when I think
- 1:56:54Speaker 2: about Bernie Sanders, love him or hate him. That's a
- 1:56:57Speaker 2: real guy and he has real beliefs, and he's been
- 1:57:00Speaker 2: steadfast about these real beliefs from the beginning of his career.
- 1:57:03Speaker 2: From there's a photo of him that we played, we
- 1:57:06Speaker 2: showed on the podcast of him getting arrested at a
- 1:57:09Speaker 2: civil rights protest. Yeah, in the nineteen sixties. I think
- 1:57:12Speaker 2: it was. He's always been that guy who that's who
- 1:57:15Speaker 2: he is, which just great, Yeah, and we need if
- 1:57:18Speaker 2: you're not that, then what are you doing you're trying
- 1:57:22Speaker 2: to just get ahead. You're trying to win, You're trying
- 1:57:24Speaker 2: to gaslight the best. You're trying to make your way
- 1:57:27Speaker 2: through this weird game where you could be a senator
- 1:57:29Speaker 2: or you could be a governor, and then maybe you
- 1:57:32Speaker 2: could be the president and you have eyes on the throne.
- 1:57:35Speaker 2: First thing I'm gonna do is take that tacky, fucking
- 1:57:38Speaker 2: gold leaf off the wall. Trump put gold leaf everywhere.
- 1:57:42Speaker 2: He likes gold. Yeah, what's wrong with gold?
- 1:57:44Speaker 1: It looks about his home decor.
- 1:57:46Speaker 2: It's the White House. There was people complaining he made
- 1:57:49Speaker 2: the White House look tacky. It looks beautiful.
- 1:57:51Speaker 1: Yeah. What Also, who cares? You don't live there. I
- 1:57:53Speaker 1: don't give a shit.
- 1:57:54Speaker 2: Well, they just don't want him doing that.
- 1:57:56Speaker 1: They don't want him like did he deal with his arm,
- 1:57:57Speaker 1: money and stuff? I mean they've always done that. And
- 1:58:00Speaker 1: Taft put a fuck. He invented the hot tub on
- 1:58:02Speaker 1: accident because he was like, that tub won't fit me,
- 1:58:04Speaker 1: I'm too fat. Oh really yeah, And then forever like
- 1:58:07Speaker 1: people will go, oh yeah, I didn't Taft even that
- 1:58:09Speaker 1: big fat guy got stuck in a tub And it's
- 1:58:11Speaker 1: not true. He was just a big guy. Made a
- 1:58:14Speaker 1: funny joke and for now, Like now, all these young
- 1:58:16Speaker 1: people are like, oh yeah, taft, the big fat guy
- 1:58:18Speaker 1: they got stuck in a tub.
- 1:58:19Speaker 2: It's not true.
- 1:58:20Speaker 1: He accidentally made a He just made a modification to
- 1:58:25Speaker 1: the White House and it basically invented a hot tub.
- 1:58:27Speaker 2: Well, people are also upset that he's making a ballroom.
- 1:58:29Speaker 2: You see, he's making this giant ballroom.
- 1:58:32Speaker 1: It's it doesn't bother me.
- 1:58:33Speaker 2: He found out you're allowed to yeah, and then uh
- 1:58:36Speaker 2: he goes he goes, h what's the deal with permits?
- 1:58:40Speaker 2: They're like, you don't have to get any permits. You're
- 1:58:42Speaker 2: the president. You can just build it.
- 1:58:43Speaker 1: He's like, he's amazing as a real estate guy. He's like,
- 1:58:46Speaker 1: that's fucking great.
- 1:58:46Speaker 2: Right forgot like that. It's like you just gave him
- 1:58:49Speaker 2: the coolest fucking present ever. He can make a beautiful,
- 1:58:52Speaker 2: beautiful ballroom. And people are so mad, and they were
- 1:58:55Speaker 2: saying that there's a waste of taxpayer money, but it
- 1:58:57Speaker 2: turns out it's not. He's not all donations.
- 1:58:59Speaker 1: I think you looked this up, but I think Obama
- 1:59:01Speaker 1: spent like three hundred and fifty million dollars of taxpayer
- 1:59:03Speaker 1: money making modifications to the White House.
- 1:59:05Speaker 2: I think that's true too.
- 1:59:06Speaker 1: Yeah, like did you No one cared? And I don't
- 1:59:09Speaker 1: care about that either. I'm not using that as a
- 1:59:10Speaker 1: what about I'm saying I also don't care that Obama
- 1:59:14Speaker 1: did it. I don't give a shit.
- 1:59:15Speaker 2: Cand I get a receipt, right, three hundred and fifty
- 1:59:17Speaker 2: million dollars, What did you do?
- 1:59:19Speaker 3: Like?
- 1:59:19Speaker 2: What costs three hundred and fifty million dollars to a
- 1:59:22Speaker 2: house that's already standing? Could you imagine it if you're
- 1:59:25Speaker 2: a construction guy gave you a bill like that, like, yeah,
- 1:59:29Speaker 2: I just want to fix it up. Nice, let's do
- 1:59:31Speaker 2: all this and then send me a bill. And you
- 1:59:32Speaker 2: get a bill it's three hundred and fifty million dollars.
- 1:59:34Speaker 2: You're like, hey, I need to talk to the foreman here.
- 1:59:38Speaker 2: Think about the White House. It's not that big, right,
- 1:59:41Speaker 2: it's not that big, dude.
- 1:59:42Speaker 1: There's some pretty beautiful houses for one point five and
- 1:59:45Speaker 1: that's a whole house.
- 1:59:46Speaker 2: A whole house. Yeah, three hundred and fifty million dollars
- 1:59:49Speaker 2: is so much money. Did you make another house underneath
- 1:59:52Speaker 2: the house? What happened? How did that hear a tunnel
- 1:59:54Speaker 2: to a giant arena that's under the ground.
- 1:59:57Speaker 1: Maybe the guy gets five hundred grand an hour to
- 1:59:59Speaker 1: do the instruction or something. Because I don't understand.
- 2:00:01Speaker 2: Doing it at the White House. He needs to get
- 2:00:03Speaker 2: paid more.
- 2:00:03Speaker 1: It's like weddings, you need to like they're like, I'd
- 2:00:07Speaker 1: like to buy a cake, and they go, sure, forty dollars,
- 2:00:09Speaker 1: and he goes for my wedding five thousand dollars. They
- 2:00:13Speaker 1: just changed the price. What I needed a bunch of flowers,
- 2:00:16Speaker 1: You gave me a great rate, but then the second
- 2:00:18Speaker 1: is for a wedding. Those flowers are now like this crazy.
- 2:00:21Speaker 2: Maybe that's why White House prices. Yeah, because they know
- 2:00:23Speaker 2: it's taxpayer money. But three hundred and fifty million dollars
- 2:00:26Speaker 2: seems like real excessive. I'd like to know what they did,
- 2:00:28Speaker 2: didn't one of the was it Nixon or somebody? To
- 2:00:30Speaker 2: make a bowling alley in there?
- 2:00:32Speaker 1: Nice?
- 2:00:33Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the question to president. Is that what they do?
- 2:00:36Speaker 2: Like you're allowed to just you're gonna be there for
- 2:00:38Speaker 2: four years. Put a bowling alley, I think you get to.
- 2:00:41Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, but somebody put a
- 2:00:43Speaker 1: bowling alley in over a pool or something I read,
- 2:00:45Speaker 1: But also I didn't care. I just go sure if
- 2:00:48Speaker 1: I was president, probably make some adjustments.
- 2:00:50Speaker 2: He took Biden's photo down and put a picture of
- 2:00:52Speaker 2: the auto pin up.
- 2:00:54Speaker 1: Oh I did see that. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know
- 2:00:55Speaker 1: if it was real. I have a real struggle with
- 2:00:57Speaker 1: like what I see is real or not?
- 2:00:59Speaker 2: It might not be real. What's fine of if it
- 2:01:00Speaker 2: is real? I think it is real, though, I think
- 2:01:02Speaker 2: that's what I heard. Obama's era project covered renovations. Trump
- 2:01:07Speaker 2: knocked down all.
- 2:01:07Speaker 1: Tho seventy six.
- 2:01:10Speaker 2: Ok three h seventy six million dollar costs to improve
- 2:01:14Speaker 2: the East and West Wings infrastructure. Peck described the project
- 2:01:19Speaker 2: as largely underground utility work. Doesn't do a whole lot
- 2:01:23Speaker 2: of good to have a building that's sort of an
- 2:01:24Speaker 2: image of the free world standing up there and not
- 2:01:27Speaker 2: functioning well, Peck told CNN when questioned about the cost.
- 2:01:30Speaker 2: Bloomberg News reported in twenty ten the Obama renovation was
- 2:01:33Speaker 2: the biggest White House upgrade since President Harry Truman was
- 2:01:36Speaker 2: in office forty eight to fifty two. Truman oversaw the
- 2:01:39Speaker 2: White House historic gutting renovation and expansion in response to
- 2:01:42Speaker 2: significant structural issues that at one point resulted in the
- 2:01:46Speaker 2: leg of his daughter Piano breaking through the floor trunk
- 2:01:51Speaker 2: project with the first major exterior change of the White
- 2:01:53Speaker 2: House in eighty three years. Historic preservationists say, you.
- 2:01:58Speaker 1: Know, I read that, and I just said, oh my god,
- 2:02:00Speaker 1: the leg of his daughter. And then it's the leg
- 2:02:02Speaker 1: of his daughter's piano.
- 2:02:03Speaker 2: I read it too.
- 2:02:04Speaker 1: I was like, oh, no, just a piano broke.
- 2:02:06Speaker 2: Yeah, that was very deceptive way they've typed that. Just
- 2:02:08Speaker 2: the piano leg. Yeah, yeah, leg piano. One of the
- 2:02:13Speaker 2: piano legs went through the not the.
- 2:02:15Speaker 1: Daughter, like the daughter's legs.
- 2:02:17Speaker 2: Bring her up. You're freaking me out.
- 2:02:19Speaker 1: She's not in this store.
- 2:02:20Speaker 2: I thought a kid broke her legs panicking and it's
- 2:02:23Speaker 2: just a fucking stupid piano. But that, uh, that building
- 2:02:26Speaker 2: is not that big, so I guess that makes more sense.
- 2:02:29Speaker 2: Though they had to do like crazy underground infrastructure ship
- 2:02:32Speaker 2: that probably.
- 2:02:33Speaker 3: I would wonder what's under that White House heating, cooling,
- 2:02:36Speaker 3: and fire alarm systems that hadn't been updated since nineteen
- 2:02:39Speaker 3: oh two or nineteen thirty four.
- 2:02:40Speaker 2: Oh, still, I'd like to see a receipt.
- 2:02:42Speaker 1: Also feeling ripped off, I used to always say, I
- 2:02:45Speaker 1: don't think that any president ever is at the White
- 2:02:48Speaker 1: House because they go to the White House, but they
- 2:02:51Speaker 1: don't live there, Like.
- 2:02:52Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.
- 2:02:53Speaker 1: You think that they live there?
- 2:02:54Speaker 2: They do their residency.
- 2:02:56Speaker 1: Well, I think there's a tunnel to a different place.
- 2:02:59Speaker 2: That there's another building building.
- 2:03:01Speaker 1: Because why would you want to put the most powerful
- 2:03:03Speaker 1: person in America in the most famous address in American people, Well,
- 2:03:08Speaker 1: it's the Secret Service. You know, we keep them secret.
- 2:03:11Speaker 2: Don't give him ideas. It is weird because you know
- 2:03:13Speaker 2: where he sleeps all the time, right, that's crazy.
- 2:03:16Speaker 1: You you have more security and anonymity than knowing where
- 2:03:22Speaker 1: someone powerful is. Like, that's crazy. No matter how much
- 2:03:25Speaker 1: security you have, the secret is the best part of it.
- 2:03:27Speaker 1: That's why secret service is good. You want a secret address,
- 2:03:30Speaker 1: you want a secret home.
- 2:03:31Speaker 2: You want to move him around? Yeah, don't have him
- 2:03:33Speaker 2: at the same spot every night.
- 2:03:35Speaker 1: I think the White House is called the famous the
- 2:03:36Speaker 1: most famous address in America. Like they say it's the
- 2:03:39Speaker 1: most famous address.
- 2:03:40Speaker 2: It is the most famous, So why would you.
- 2:03:42Speaker 1: Put someone so powerful in the most famous Like I
- 2:03:46Speaker 1: just think that, Like even when I was like in
- 2:03:48Speaker 1: high school, I was like, I bet that they I'd
- 2:03:50Speaker 1: like to think that we're not keeping the president in
- 2:03:52Speaker 1: a place that everyone knows.
- 2:03:54Speaker 2: About hmmm, yeah, but they do. Ohfully, no one's listening
- 2:04:01Speaker 2: to this, and you gave him an idea.
- 2:04:02Speaker 1: I hope not either. Violence is bad. That's the that's
- 2:04:05Speaker 1: the point.
- 2:04:05Speaker 2: Do you remember back in the Obama administration when that
- 2:04:08Speaker 2: crazy person broke into the White House?
- 2:04:10Speaker 1: Yeah, got pretty far. Did you have a bit about it?
- 2:04:13Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a lady garden the door without a gun.
- 2:04:17Speaker 2: What are we doing?
- 2:04:18Speaker 1: I think that is crazy.
- 2:04:20Speaker 2: That's so great. They might have given someone some ideas,
- 2:04:22Speaker 2: like I could get pretty far. Bro they got that
- 2:04:23Speaker 2: guy got all the way in. If it wasn't for
- 2:04:25Speaker 2: a off duty Secret Service guy who saw that guy
- 2:04:28Speaker 2: running through the fucking White House and he tackled him.
- 2:04:31Speaker 2: He just happened to be there. He wasn't even on duty.
- 2:04:33Speaker 1: What did they think, just like, well, no one's yeah, like,
- 2:04:36Speaker 1: well who would do that?
- 2:04:39Speaker 2: That's crazy? Fine, Yeah, it's so crazy. People that have
- 2:04:43Speaker 2: never been around crazy people. They don't know why the
- 2:04:45Speaker 2: bottomy's were done in the first place.
- 2:04:47Speaker 1: That's true.
- 2:04:48Speaker 2: Back then people were like, e enough of Mike, right,
- 2:04:51Speaker 2: we gotta slow Mic down's crack.
- 2:04:54Speaker 1: Or you see like like you work at like a
- 2:04:56Speaker 1: homeless place and you go, oh, I kind of get
- 2:04:58Speaker 1: it right, Yeah, you go, yeah, you could kind of go, oh,
- 2:05:01Speaker 1: these people, I don't know, I don't know, you know,
- 2:05:04Speaker 1: they've done so much stuff and drugs and the traumas
- 2:05:08Speaker 1: and all that, and you just kind of go. I
- 2:05:09Speaker 1: could see how in the olden times they would go,
- 2:05:13Speaker 1: these people are broken.
- 2:05:14Speaker 2: Let's you know, especially if they're not medicated. Like there's
- 2:05:17Speaker 2: out and out like hardcore mental illness involved in most
- 2:05:21Speaker 2: of the homelessness, A large percentage of it at least.
- 2:05:24Speaker 1: Yeah, which is a controversial statement, but it's a one
- 2:05:27Speaker 1: hundred percent.
- 2:05:27Speaker 2: Tru Mental illness leads to the drug addiction, drug addition,
- 2:05:30Speaker 2: self self medicating, you know, a lot of trauma, a
- 2:05:34Speaker 2: lot of things, a lot of factors. But the answer
- 2:05:37Speaker 2: to that isn't just let them camp.
- 2:05:39Speaker 1: Right, let them be in front of your house whacking off,
- 2:05:42Speaker 1: shouting bomb threads like, that's not the ignoring it isn't
- 2:05:45Speaker 1: the solution. Yeah, not talking about it is not the solution.
- 2:05:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:05:49Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think lobotomy is the way to go,
- 2:05:51Speaker 2: but I don't I don't know.
- 2:05:52Speaker 1: I just met like in the thirties they would see
- 2:05:54Speaker 1: that and go, you know, let's put this guy in
- 2:05:56Speaker 1: a room.
- 2:05:56Speaker 2: Well, in the thirties, I've had people and there was
- 2:05:59Speaker 2: a bunch of people that were in shanty towns in
- 2:06:00Speaker 2: New York City back during the Depression. The depression was
- 2:06:04Speaker 2: so bad that New York City had like, you know,
- 2:06:07Speaker 2: like these little handmade houses like that people had built.
- 2:06:11Speaker 2: Have you ever seen any of that stuff? See if
- 2:06:13Speaker 2: you can find shanty towns from New York City from
- 2:06:16Speaker 2: the Great Depression. Yeah, man, it must have been so dangerous.
- 2:06:20Speaker 2: I mean, it's basically homeless encampments in the middle of
- 2:06:23Speaker 2: Central Park and there's no jobs. Man, there's no jobs,
- 2:06:27Speaker 2: and there's no fucking depression. That crazy, man, imagine living
- 2:06:33Speaker 2: out there. How dangerous that would be.
- 2:06:34Speaker 1: That's downtown Denver right there.
- 2:06:36Speaker 2: And that's all because of the motherfucking bankers. That's all
- 2:06:40Speaker 2: because of the bankers. They crashed the stock market.
- 2:06:44Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 2:06:45Speaker 2: I was just hearing something really crazy where someone was
- 2:06:49Speaker 2: making a connection between Rockefeller and alcohol, being during Prohibition
- 2:07:00Speaker 2: that one of the competing fuel sources back then was ethanol.
- 2:07:05Speaker 2: I don't even know if this is true, but that
- 2:07:08Speaker 2: you know, Rockefeller had control of oil and they were
- 2:07:11Speaker 2: using oil to make pharmaceutical drugs. So like most of
- 2:07:15Speaker 2: the drugs that people buy. The reason why they started
- 2:07:19Speaker 2: doing it that way is because Rockefeller, because he had
- 2:07:21Speaker 2: control of oil, and this was saying that he wanted
- 2:07:25Speaker 2: to stop them from people from using ethanol. So he
- 2:07:28Speaker 2: wanted he thought the best way to do that was
- 2:07:31Speaker 2: to make it so that no one could have the
- 2:07:33Speaker 2: ability to produce alcohol. And the best way to do
- 2:07:37Speaker 2: that is to make a ahibition about alcohol. But really,
- 2:07:40Speaker 2: it sounds crazy. It says it's a myth computing, So
- 2:07:44Speaker 2: let's see why they say it's a myth. John D.
- 2:07:46Speaker 2: Rockefellers often blamed for using prohibition to eliminate ethanol as
- 2:07:49Speaker 2: a competing fuel source to gasoline from his standard oil business.
- 2:07:53Speaker 2: But this is a myth. Rockefeller supported the temperance movement
- 2:07:57Speaker 2: primarily for religious and social reasons. Okay, that's the excuse
- 2:08:02Speaker 2: that's publicly stated that he supported alcohol prohibition for religious
- 2:08:07Speaker 2: and social reasons, believing alcohol consumption was harmful and aiming
- 2:08:11Speaker 2: for a more productive workforce. So this is the problem
- 2:08:14Speaker 2: that this is not quotes. This is like someone saying
- 2:08:17Speaker 2: why this guy supported banning alcohol, and not Yes he
- 2:08:21Speaker 2: did work to ban alcohol, and yes he did benefit
- 2:08:24Speaker 2: from it. Because ethanol was taken out. That that is true.
- 2:08:29Speaker 2: So ethanol is a fuel was not banned. It's saying
- 2:08:33Speaker 2: explicitly allowing even promoted the use of high proof alcohol
- 2:08:36Speaker 2: for scientific research, fuel, or other lawful industries. During prohibition,
- 2:08:40Speaker 2: ethanol as a fuel was not banned. In fact, some industrialists,
- 2:08:45Speaker 2: including Rockefeller, dabbled in ethanol fuel production. Henry Ford also
- 2:08:50Speaker 2: pursued ethanol fuel development during this time. Okay, so I
- 2:08:53Speaker 2: take back what I said. So it's not that it
- 2:08:55Speaker 2: was banned, So that doesn't make any sense. Then it
- 2:08:59Speaker 2: would make sense if somehow or another. But could you
- 2:09:06Speaker 2: if you were using ethanol? Though? The thing is like,
- 2:09:09Speaker 2: if you stop people from making their own alcohol, if
- 2:09:12Speaker 2: you make it illegal to make your own alcohol alcohol,
- 2:09:14Speaker 2: you definitely can't make your own fuel, and then you
- 2:09:17Speaker 2: can't use ethanol because you can actually make ethanol with corn.
- 2:09:21Speaker 2: That's how they make it. So I could see how
- 2:09:24Speaker 2: you would say, if you wanted to sell more gasoline,
- 2:09:27Speaker 2: you would make it so people can't make their own
- 2:09:30Speaker 2: fermentation and you can't make your own alcohol. And one
- 2:09:33Speaker 2: of the best ways to stop people from making their
- 2:09:35Speaker 2: own alcohol would be the prohibition of alcohol. You know
- 2:09:39Speaker 2: what I'm saying, yeah, like it doesn't seem that clean
- 2:09:42Speaker 2: to me. That looks like a little squirrelly, Like he
- 2:09:44Speaker 2: supported a prohibition of alcohol because of morals, but yet
- 2:09:47Speaker 2: he was like really involved in a lot of shady
- 2:09:49Speaker 2: shit that seemed like he was very controlled.
- 2:09:52Speaker 1: Religious beliefs were sidelined. Yeah. Man.
- 2:09:56Speaker 2: It also he had a part in the structuring and
- 2:09:59Speaker 2: the education, so to make people good little factory workers.
- 2:10:02Speaker 2: Get them up early, get them, get them to school quickly,
- 2:10:05Speaker 2: but before the parents can like give him any sense
- 2:10:08Speaker 2: of how the world really works, and then brainwash them.
- 2:10:11Speaker 2: Bring him in, get him in there, and make good
- 2:10:12Speaker 2: workers out of him. He was a big part of
- 2:10:14Speaker 2: that as well. Like that guy had a lot of power.
- 2:10:17Speaker 1: Yeah, that's he'd have been an interesting guy in politics.
- 2:10:21Speaker 2: So it's not true that he that ethanol that they
- 2:10:24Speaker 2: prohibited it, but it is true that they kind of
- 2:10:27Speaker 2: eliminated people making their own alcohol. And if you're not
- 2:10:30Speaker 2: if people aren't like making engines from ethanol, because most
- 2:10:34Speaker 2: people are using gas length at the time, it seems
- 2:10:37Speaker 2: like all the materials, Yeah, it would be a good
- 2:10:40Speaker 2: way to stop people from making their own gas, and
- 2:10:43Speaker 2: then you'll sell more gas I.
- 2:10:45Speaker 1: Tried to buy something recently, uh, because I had like
- 2:10:48Speaker 1: a chest cuff and they're like, you should get this shit.
- 2:10:50Speaker 1: And then I went to the Riot eight or whatever
- 2:10:52Speaker 1: it was, and they're like, oh, that's behind the counter.
- 2:10:53Speaker 1: So go up and ask her for she needs my ID.
- 2:10:55Speaker 1: She beeps my ID and I go why. She goes, oh,
- 2:10:58Speaker 1: because enough of this you could make meth. And I
- 2:11:00Speaker 1: go really, she goes, yeah, So we have to like
- 2:11:03Speaker 1: make sure that the person like that is kind of
- 2:11:04Speaker 1: documented who bought it and how much. Yeah, I think
- 2:11:07Speaker 1: that is something like that. And then I was like,
- 2:11:09Speaker 1: oh shit, and I need a seven hundred of these. Yeah,
- 2:11:13Speaker 1: but like I don't even know that. You got to
- 2:11:16Speaker 1: regulate all that kind of stuff.
- 2:11:18Speaker 2: You imagine how bad Thata myth wasse assholes that go
- 2:11:21Speaker 2: to the grocery store and just clean up the pharmaceutical aisle.
- 2:11:26Speaker 1: That's the sad part about addiction.
- 2:11:27Speaker 2: Man.
- 2:11:27Speaker 1: You'll see like these homeless guys drinking mouthwash. You're like,
- 2:11:30Speaker 1: how bad has it got that you're just like chugging
- 2:11:33Speaker 1: listerine like in an alley to get drunk. Like that's
- 2:11:37Speaker 1: I mean, that's a that's what it was a really
- 2:11:39Speaker 1: good buzz. I mean, I guarantee it's a good buzz,
- 2:11:44Speaker 1: like in your breaths.
- 2:11:45Speaker 2: Great. Imagine a Listerine buzz. Imagine a Listerine buzz.
- 2:11:50Speaker 1: I mean sometimes I have tekia. I don't drink anymore,
- 2:11:53Speaker 1: but sometimes I would have tequila and that felt like mouthwash.
- 2:11:56Speaker 1: You know, you have like a shitty, cheap tequila and
- 2:11:59Speaker 1: you go, you know.
- 2:12:00Speaker 2: A large percentage tequila apparently is fake. It's not made
- 2:12:04Speaker 2: with a gave. Really. Yeah, there was a big scandal,
- 2:12:07Speaker 2: funny thing.
- 2:12:08Speaker 1: But it's still got people drunk.
- 2:12:09Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, But I think the scandal was
- 2:12:11Speaker 2: that people were saying that it was like real tequila,
- 2:12:14Speaker 2: like legit tequila made from a gave. Yeah, but it wasn't. Ye,
- 2:12:18Speaker 2: It's just just like fucking some shitty alcohol.
- 2:12:20Speaker 1: Yeah, some nonsense counts.
- 2:12:22Speaker 2: It's tequila, I know. But I mean I guess scammers
- 2:12:25Speaker 2: probably thought like if they were scammers, so who knows
- 2:12:29Speaker 2: who's doing it along the way. Maybe it's the manufacturer,
- 2:12:31Speaker 2: maybe it's the original person. Who knows, But they didn't
- 2:12:34Speaker 2: think someone was gonna check.
- 2:12:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of strange. I think about all those
- 2:12:38Speaker 1: kind of things, Like I remember they were doing this
- 2:12:39Speaker 1: big campaign like mcdonald' uses real beef now and like
- 2:12:42Speaker 1: what were they using? Like what do you mean? Like
- 2:12:45Speaker 1: if the Tequilla company would now market like no, this
- 2:12:48Speaker 1: is now real tequila, you'd be like, what were we drinking?
- 2:12:50Speaker 2: This is a proposed class action lawsuit filed in the
- 2:12:53Speaker 2: US District Court for the Eastern District of New York.
- 2:12:56Speaker 2: Goes on to allege that both brands failed to meet
- 2:12:59Speaker 2: the regular tory requirements to label themselves as one gave
- 2:13:03Speaker 2: in Mexico and the United States, even though they carry
- 2:13:06Speaker 2: that distinction on their labels. So what are these brands?
- 2:13:09Speaker 2: Click on that link where it says those brands, Oh,
- 2:13:12Speaker 2: Casamigos and Don Julio to contain significant amounts of non
- 2:13:17Speaker 2: agave alcohol despite being labeled as one percent of gave.
- 2:13:22Speaker 2: Customers named the suit claim that they purchased the products
- 2:13:25Speaker 2: under the assumption that tequilas were made exclusively from blue
- 2:13:30Speaker 2: Weber agave and paid prices reflective of that premium designation.
- 2:13:35Speaker 2: Somebody that's cutting the products. Son, that's how it goes,
- 2:13:39Speaker 2: and no one's paying history.
- 2:13:40Speaker 1: Repeating itself over over and over. Those ones, those are
- 2:13:43Speaker 1: like I didn't expect it to be something I've heard of.
- 2:13:46Speaker 2: But here's the question, who did it?
- 2:13:48Speaker 1: Right?
- 2:13:49Speaker 2: You got to foul that web to go Okay, where
- 2:13:51Speaker 2: did that money come from? Is it that guy? Is
- 2:13:55Speaker 2: it like a manufacturer? Is it someone who's in the plant?
- 2:13:59Speaker 2: Is it someone that are they skimping? Are they ripping
- 2:14:01Speaker 2: them off?
- 2:14:02Speaker 1: Like?
- 2:14:03Speaker 2: Who did it? Yeah? Who did it?
- 2:14:04Speaker 1: As you know, I mean, if you're.
- 2:14:06Speaker 2: An asshole and you're running the distillery and you're like, fuck,
- 2:14:08Speaker 2: those don't real people we have to like and you're like,
- 2:14:11Speaker 2: I know how to make it better. I can make
- 2:14:13Speaker 2: more money, and then they skims. We're gonna need a
- 2:14:16Speaker 2: Hundergrund for it. Only toss Ford greedy, greedy? Yep, who knows?
- 2:14:22Speaker 2: Who knows? It's probably a tangled web of scumbags that
- 2:14:26Speaker 2: we're using the company to make money.
- 2:14:27Speaker 1: When I first worked at Giggles Comedy Club, the owner like,
- 2:14:31Speaker 1: we didn't really have a green room. We're just kind
- 2:14:32Speaker 1: of in the back wheld like the soda tubes are
- 2:14:35Speaker 1: going from the boxes of syrup and all the bottles
- 2:14:37Speaker 1: of alcore back there, and he had one bottle of
- 2:14:41Speaker 1: every kind of like top chelf liquor. But he would
- 2:14:44Speaker 1: just pour shitty liquor in there, like with funnels, like
- 2:14:48Speaker 1: totally against the law, just like funneling, like the cheapest
- 2:14:51Speaker 1: tequila could get in like the finest tequila bottle, and
- 2:14:54Speaker 1: then when people would people would constantly bring it back
- 2:14:57Speaker 1: like this tastes wrong. He goes You saw me pour
- 2:14:59Speaker 1: it from the bottle of Like yeah, I guess, I
- 2:15:01Speaker 1: don't know, like what, but I watched him do that
- 2:15:04Speaker 1: so many times.
- 2:15:05Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
- 2:15:06Speaker 1: Yeah, because he could charge like this, you know, crazy amount,
- 2:15:09Speaker 1: and he's just get the shittiest, cheapest tequila from like
- 2:15:11Speaker 1: Costco or wherever they Heck.
- 2:15:13Speaker 2: That's so gross. I know. That's why many people do
- 2:15:15Speaker 2: that all over the world. There's a lot of that
- 2:15:18Speaker 2: going on. There was. There was a great documentary about that.
- 2:15:21Speaker 2: It's called Sour Grapes, and it's all about these wine
- 2:15:24Speaker 2: guys that got duped they were buying this wine. There
- 2:15:26Speaker 2: was like Thomas Jefferson's wine, like some dude was making it.
- 2:15:30Speaker 2: Some dude in Century City was like making the label
- 2:15:34Speaker 2: the bottle of ship. Yeah, he was totally doing that.
- 2:15:38Speaker 2: He was mixing a bunch of cheap wine to try
- 2:15:41Speaker 2: to come up with this.
- 2:15:42Speaker 1: Flame weird like it's always this was it a big
- 2:15:45Speaker 1: wine guy like yeah, really.
- 2:15:47Speaker 2: Oh dude, he he this is how he fucked up.
- 2:15:50Speaker 2: He ripped off the Koch Brothers m M to a
- 2:15:53Speaker 2: T big like yeah, and they had they bought some
- 2:15:55Speaker 2: old ass like Thomas Jefferson wine and it wasn't real.
- 2:15:59Speaker 2: And then they also had some magnums from a company
- 2:16:02Speaker 2: that never made magnums during that year, during that era.
- 2:16:06Speaker 2: And this actual wine guy saw their seller and started
- 2:16:09Speaker 2: put what is this all right? And he says that's
- 2:16:11Speaker 2: this and that he goes, no, no, they don't do that.
- 2:16:14Speaker 2: This is not from that. This is fake, and he
- 2:16:16Speaker 2: was like what. And so then they have a lot
- 2:16:19Speaker 2: of resources obviously, so they're like release the house. And
- 2:16:23Speaker 2: then they you know, they caught him. They get enough
- 2:16:26Speaker 2: evidence so that they can raid this guy's house. And
- 2:16:28Speaker 2: so when they raised this guy's house, they find like
- 2:16:30Speaker 2: a whole manufacturing thing. He's got dirt and water, he's
- 2:16:32Speaker 2: rubbing it on the labels. He's like making the labels
- 2:16:34Speaker 2: old and shit, he's reusing old labels from wine that
- 2:16:39Speaker 2: he had bought somewhere else and recirking it and sealing it. Oh,
- 2:16:43Speaker 2: total scumbag. And he sold millions of dollars worth of
- 2:16:47Speaker 2: like fagezy wine to all these dorks that are like
- 2:16:50Speaker 2: these dorks.
- 2:16:52Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're all, oh, I spent this much on this. Yeah.
- 2:16:56Speaker 2: It has an essence of tann and there's a woody
- 2:17:00Speaker 2: would he have to taste almost chocolate? Taste of chocolate?
- 2:17:04Speaker 1: I wish who caught him was a sagn like someone
- 2:17:06Speaker 1: who is actually like, no, this tastes like shit, and
- 2:17:08Speaker 1: like I'd be like, oh, it's real.
- 2:17:09Speaker 2: Like there there is one in that documentary that these
- 2:17:13Speaker 2: other guys were like sniff and it going this is
- 2:17:15Speaker 2: this is the real stuff? Is the other guy gets it?
- 2:17:17Speaker 2: He goes, no, this is crap? What is this ship?
- 2:17:19Speaker 2: I love that and which is like a huge insult
- 2:17:22Speaker 2: to the other fellows, like I don't and they don't
- 2:17:24Speaker 2: want to say they got duped. No, no, no, this
- 2:17:27Speaker 2: is the best the best grapes during the best year.
- 2:17:31Speaker 2: I haven't can't you taste the hint of costco? You
- 2:17:36Speaker 2: don't taste the box on this one taste traded joke.
- 2:17:40Speaker 2: That's hilarious. What a weird thing. It's a weird thing, man,
- 2:17:43Speaker 2: But it's a fascinating documentary because it shows you what
- 2:17:47Speaker 2: that thing really is. It's like this weird club that
- 2:17:49Speaker 2: they all belong to where they get real nerdy about
- 2:17:52Speaker 2: a flavor that's.
- 2:17:54Speaker 1: Not that good, right, it's but you want the finest,
- 2:17:57Speaker 1: so you believe best.
- 2:17:59Speaker 2: Wine is not as nearly as good as kool aid.
- 2:18:03Speaker 2: That's far superior to the best wine ever. Yeah, but
- 2:18:07Speaker 2: it's not exclusive.
- 2:18:08Speaker 1: You know, it's kool aid.
- 2:18:09Speaker 2: But it's like such a weird thing that some of
- 2:18:11Speaker 2: it is so expensive and so revered that they have
- 2:18:15Speaker 2: auctions for it.
- 2:18:16Speaker 1: The autograph world is full of a bunch of bull
- 2:18:18Speaker 1: crap like that, And like if you collect athletes autographs
- 2:18:21Speaker 1: and stuff. I'm friends with the guys at Icon Autograph
- 2:18:24Speaker 1: and San Diego or whatever, and they're great guys, but
- 2:18:27Speaker 1: like I'll send them a photo of a thing. I'll
- 2:18:29Speaker 1: be like, this is selling at this like you know,
- 2:18:31Speaker 1: you know, Hotel Lobby, so they have those, you know,
- 2:18:33Speaker 1: when you walk in, it'll be like a photo of
- 2:18:35Speaker 1: Taylor Swift framed and it's just like cut her autograph
- 2:18:38Speaker 1: on it. It's selling for like five thousand dollars or whatever.
- 2:18:41Speaker 1: And I send them a thing because the item was
- 2:18:43Speaker 1: so unique that I was like, this is pretty special.
- 2:18:46Speaker 1: It was a baseball autographed by Joe Demaggio and Marilyn
- 2:18:50Speaker 1: Monroe to have both those names like on the baseball.
- 2:18:54Speaker 1: It's like this, there's no way this is at a
- 2:18:56Speaker 1: silent auction right now for like a thousand bucks. I
- 2:18:59Speaker 1: send it to my autograph guy and he goes, dude,
- 2:19:00Speaker 1: there's like one of those in the world and it
- 2:19:02Speaker 1: sold it auction for like millions or whatever. So this
- 2:19:06Speaker 1: guy just somebody like you, like the guy you're describing,
- 2:19:09Speaker 1: putting dirt on the thought he could pull one over
- 2:19:11Speaker 1: and probably did. I mean, I didn't go whistle blow
- 2:19:14Speaker 1: or anything.
- 2:19:14Speaker 2: But like he definitely does.
- 2:19:16Speaker 1: Someone just wrote Joe Tomagio on a baseball and Marilyn
- 2:19:19Speaker 1: Monroe and put it in a fancy case. And you know,
- 2:19:23Speaker 1: some schmuck has that right now in his living room
- 2:19:25Speaker 1: telling everybody about this ball.
- 2:19:26Speaker 3: He book I committed suicide a week after the story
- 2:19:28Speaker 3: of a viral over the summer.
- 2:19:30Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. He admits to counterfeiting over three
- 2:19:32Speaker 2: hundred and fifty million dollars in gear after police raid warehouses,
- 2:19:36Speaker 2: and then he killed himself. The dealer says the scheme
- 2:19:38Speaker 2: grew to be an addiction. Wow.
- 2:19:40Speaker 3: What did he Uh, all sorts of fake autographs? Oh yeah,
- 2:19:43Speaker 3: oh my, all sorts of bullshit.
- 2:19:47Speaker 2: So of course there's a lot of that.
- 2:19:49Speaker 1: Oh did tons of it?
- 2:19:50Speaker 3: Yeah, people repacking things.
- 2:19:53Speaker 2: Of course, you're always gonna have that. That's wild. Yeah,
- 2:19:56Speaker 2: it's just what I guess.
- 2:19:58Speaker 1: People's risk reward is fast Synadian to me too. Like
- 2:20:00Speaker 1: you know about the Chauncey Billips thing, what's that? He's
- 2:20:03Speaker 1: a he was the head coach, he's a Hall of Fame.
- 2:20:06Speaker 1: Oh this is the NBA thing, yah, hall of famer,
- 2:20:09Speaker 1: the money scam, and then he's the coach of the
- 2:20:11Speaker 1: Portland Trailblazers. So you have money coming in, you're not desperate,
- 2:20:16Speaker 1: and then you gonna risk your entire reputation. You're gonna
- 2:20:19Speaker 1: risk risk your entire uh you know, bank account by
- 2:20:25Speaker 1: doing gambling and doing all this like dumb shit. I'm like,
- 2:20:28Speaker 1: why would like at that point you think no more risks,
- 2:20:30Speaker 1: Like like, you're pretty good? Why why do corruption? Why
- 2:20:33Speaker 1: have like all this like gambling nonsense? And it makes
- 2:20:37Speaker 1: no sense to me?
- 2:20:38Speaker 2: I get it.
- 2:20:38Speaker 1: If my friend does it, who's broke, And it's like, dude,
- 2:20:41Speaker 1: I had to like pull some bullshit, you know, those
- 2:20:42Speaker 1: times are tough. This guy's the head coach for the
- 2:20:45Speaker 1: Portland Trail Blazers. What are you doing.
- 2:20:46Speaker 2: I think people get addicted to just pulling things off.
- 2:20:49Speaker 1: That's what that one was saying, is that this guy
- 2:20:50Speaker 1: said he was.
- 2:20:51Speaker 2: Like, yes, why well, people are nuts, man, Like the
- 2:20:55Speaker 2: gambling addiction is a weird one, man. And I think
- 2:20:58Speaker 2: some of those guys maybe they get a bunch of
- 2:20:59Speaker 2: law and then they want to get it back by
- 2:21:01Speaker 2: rigging a game, you know what I mean, But they
- 2:21:04Speaker 2: want to make it like so they definitely are going
- 2:21:06Speaker 2: to win, and they feel funny that it's like fun
- 2:21:09Speaker 2: to get over you rigged a game. Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:21:12Speaker 1: There's two baseball players for the Cleveland Indians right now.
- 2:21:15Speaker 3: Bring up video where you accidentally struck people out in
- 2:21:18Speaker 3: these pith Yeah, strike these two players.
- 2:21:21Speaker 1: They're never supposed to throw balls, yeah, for five thousand
- 2:21:24Speaker 1: dollars a pitch, which is you know, kind of chump
- 2:21:27Speaker 1: change to guys who make thirty million a year. You know,
- 2:21:30Speaker 1: like that's not like that's good money for me, but
- 2:21:32Speaker 1: that's not good money for these guys. And they're like
- 2:21:35Speaker 1: supposed to throw a ball at a certain time or
- 2:21:37Speaker 1: walk a player like they were doing these different things
- 2:21:39Speaker 1: and they caught them.
- 2:21:40Speaker 2: You know these guys. So the prop bets thing is
- 2:21:43Speaker 2: the weird one, right, Yeah.
- 2:21:44Speaker 1: Well, and that's what makes it weird that like draft
- 2:21:46Speaker 1: kings and all these things are such a big part
- 2:21:48Speaker 1: of sports now.
- 2:21:49Speaker 2: Right because there's you're just gonna have organized criminals that
- 2:21:51Speaker 2: get involved in that exploit it. There's a UFC problem
- 2:21:54Speaker 2: right now? Oh really yeah? Yeah, UFC fight. So this
- 2:21:58Speaker 2: was a story. A lot of the UFC has an organization.
- 2:22:01Speaker 2: I don't know what organization they use. Maybe could find
- 2:22:03Speaker 2: out Jamie that monitors unusual betting activity, right any fight.
- 2:22:10Speaker 2: So the moment there's any unusual betting activity, bikes, they
- 2:22:13Speaker 2: contact the UFC. UFC contacts this fighter says, hey, you're
- 2:22:17Speaker 2: the favorite to win this fight. There's a lot of
- 2:22:19Speaker 2: unusual betting activity on you to lose, Like, are you okay?
- 2:22:23Speaker 2: Is everything fine? Are you injured?
- 2:22:24Speaker 3: No?
- 2:22:25Speaker 2: No, I'm fine. I'm gonna kill this fucking guy. Okay,
- 2:22:27Speaker 2: has anybody contacted you about this fight?
- 2:22:30Speaker 1: No?
- 2:22:31Speaker 2: So he goes out, loses in the first round, gets
- 2:22:34Speaker 2: submitted real naked choke. Doesn't look good. Immediately, the UFC says,
- 2:22:38Speaker 2: we called the FBI.
- 2:22:40Speaker 1: So good.
- 2:22:41Speaker 2: Now, apparently there's an investigation of many fights and there's
- 2:22:46Speaker 2: a web, it seems like, of people that have contacted
- 2:22:50Speaker 2: fighters and said I will give you X amount of
- 2:22:53Speaker 2: dollars if you lose this fight. Yeah, and a bunch
- 2:22:56Speaker 2: of people said no to it and publicly talked about
- 2:22:59Speaker 2: how they said no it, you know, really good fighters
- 2:23:02Speaker 2: and even went on to lose the fight, you know,
- 2:23:06Speaker 2: unfortunately and didn't get the money. But we're open about it. Yeah.
- 2:23:12Speaker 2: So it's one like PATCHI Mix, who was he was
- 2:23:14Speaker 2: bell to or champion, came over to the UFC and
- 2:23:17Speaker 2: he said that someone I think he said, somebody offered
- 2:23:19Speaker 2: him seventy thousand dollars or something like that to lose
- 2:23:23Speaker 2: a fight. Something crazy. I might be wrong if it
- 2:23:26Speaker 2: was him that said that number. It might have been
- 2:23:28Speaker 2: someone else. But so they're offering dudes like a big
- 2:23:31Speaker 2: pile of cash to lose to a fighter that they
- 2:23:34Speaker 2: might have might lose to him anyway, you know, like
- 2:23:37Speaker 2: it's probably a tight matchup anyway. But if you definitely lose,
- 2:23:40Speaker 2: so what do you do? You don't fight as hard,
- 2:23:42Speaker 2: you make mistakes, you do something stupid, you know, you
- 2:23:46Speaker 2: let him take your back, get choked out, and if
- 2:23:49Speaker 2: you're good at defense, you might be able to. As
- 2:23:51Speaker 2: long as you're getting submitted, you know, you're not probably
- 2:23:53Speaker 2: not gonna get hurt that bad, and you'll be able
- 2:23:55Speaker 2: to make an extra seventy grand. And when you might
- 2:23:57Speaker 2: be getting ten thousand to fight right, all of a sudden,
- 2:24:00Speaker 2: you got eighty grand. Don't you allow you with it? Obviously?
- 2:24:04Speaker 2: I think it's fucking terrible.
- 2:24:06Speaker 1: And it's are you allowed to get bet on yourself
- 2:24:09Speaker 1: to win? Is that a thing?
- 2:24:11Speaker 2: Why no fighters have in the past. Because UFC fighters
- 2:24:16Speaker 2: right now are not capable of betting on the UFC.
- 2:24:20Speaker 2: I think it's not just the fighters, but the commentators,
- 2:24:24Speaker 2: the coaches, referees, everybody. No one's supposed to be betting
- 2:24:28Speaker 2: on the UFC because there was another betting scandal. And
- 2:24:32Speaker 2: so the other betting scandal was there's this guy who
- 2:24:35Speaker 2: was a active MMA fighter and a really good coach,
- 2:24:39Speaker 2: and he got accused of using this discord server and
- 2:24:42Speaker 2: they were running like a gambling discord server and a
- 2:24:45Speaker 2: bunch of money came in on this dude to lose
- 2:24:48Speaker 2: in the first round, and he went out there and
- 2:24:50Speaker 2: he lost in the first round, and the word was
- 2:24:52Speaker 2: that he was hurt and that it had been expressed
- 2:24:55Speaker 2: to these people bet against him because he's going to
- 2:24:57Speaker 2: lose in the first round and a lot of people
- 2:24:59Speaker 2: made money. So this guy gets investigated. The UFC bans him.
- 2:25:04Speaker 2: I don't know what the status of his cases, but
- 2:25:07Speaker 2: they also banned the fighters that were training out of
- 2:25:11Speaker 2: that gym. I think some I don't know if this guy,
- 2:25:15Speaker 2: see if this guy who just got in trouble, if
- 2:25:18Speaker 2: he was connected to that gym. The gym is James
- 2:25:23Speaker 2: Krause's Jim.
- 2:25:25Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like fine with if they want
- 2:25:27Speaker 1: to bet to win.
- 2:25:28Speaker 2: You're like, I love that, right, I love that too.
- 2:25:31Speaker 2: The thing is easy when you were talking about like
- 2:25:34Speaker 2: prop bets and stuff like that, losing the first round,
- 2:25:37Speaker 2: you could just definitely lose in the first round and
- 2:25:39Speaker 2: everybody makes one hundred thousand dollars, you know what I mean. Like,
- 2:25:42Speaker 2: some people are gonna take that, especially if a guy
- 2:25:45Speaker 2: is like pretty good, but realistically he's not gonna be
- 2:25:50Speaker 2: a world champion. You know, maybe you're thirty two, maybe
- 2:25:52Speaker 2: you've got a lot of fucking.
- 2:25:53Speaker 1: Maybe you're Mike Tyson fighting Jake Paul.
- 2:25:55Speaker 2: You might have alimony, you have to pay off. You
- 2:25:57Speaker 2: might have child support, you have to pay off. You're
- 2:25:59Speaker 2: in debt, and that's why you're fighting in the first place.
- 2:26:01Speaker 2: And someone comes along and you're out of the hole.
- 2:26:04Speaker 2: Now you're gonna get one hundred thousand dollars to throw,
- 2:26:07Speaker 2: and they're just gonna bet a ton of loot on you,
- 2:26:10Speaker 2: and they're gonna hope nobody notices. But I guess now
- 2:26:13Speaker 2: people are noticing it, and you can kind of see
- 2:26:15Speaker 2: if someone's not fighting back. And that was the thing
- 2:26:18Speaker 2: about this fight. I got to see it obviously when
- 2:26:21Speaker 2: I knew the controversy. I didn't see it live, so
- 2:26:26Speaker 2: I didn't have fresh eyes, you know, I didn't see
- 2:26:28Speaker 2: it live and go guy, why is that guy fighting
- 2:26:30Speaker 2: off the choke so badly?
- 2:26:31Speaker 1: There's a bunch of NBA guys. Something some Instagram account
- 2:26:34Speaker 1: is really good. Excuse me, just dry out, dry through it.
- 2:26:38Speaker 2: Have a simple water.
- 2:26:38Speaker 3: I got nothing water, guys. He was we have previously
- 2:26:42Speaker 3: coached by James Russ.
- 2:26:45Speaker 2: Say it again, Jams.
- 2:26:45Speaker 3: He was previously coached by James Truss.
- 2:26:47Speaker 2: Okay, so this guy who allegedly threw this fight was
- 2:26:51Speaker 2: also coached by this guy who was involved in the
- 2:26:55Speaker 2: betting scandal.
- 2:26:56Speaker 1: So that's where computers are good. It's kind of all
- 2:27:00Speaker 1: the things where you can find that like, oh this
- 2:27:02Speaker 1: is on Like computer's help in that way. For sure.
- 2:27:04Speaker 2: That's a tangled web if you're involved with people that
- 2:27:07Speaker 2: are making money gambling and not on the square. So
- 2:27:10Speaker 2: the thing is if you're just gambling on the square,
- 2:27:12Speaker 2: if you just watch a fight like Pereira versus Uncle eliav. Two,
- 2:27:16Speaker 2: when you say, I like Peerra to get that title back,
- 2:27:19Speaker 2: I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna put my money where my
- 2:27:20Speaker 2: mouth is. I'm putting too large, too large on Poeton.
- 2:27:24Speaker 2: Let's go that shit. That's totally fine and fun. Yeah,
- 2:27:28Speaker 2: but when it gets to you have a prelim fighter
- 2:27:33Speaker 2: and he's only making ten grand and someone offers him
- 2:27:35Speaker 2: you're gonna get choked in the first round. It's like, Okay,
- 2:27:38Speaker 2: I got it, I got it, I got it. And
- 2:27:40Speaker 2: the opponent probably doesn't even know. This guy has to
- 2:27:43Speaker 2: figure out a way to give this guy's back.
- 2:27:45Speaker 1: Right, Oh, that's kind of funny. He's like leading him.
- 2:27:48Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to give it to him. You have
- 2:27:50Speaker 2: to give it to him, Pete. There's been fights like
- 2:27:52Speaker 2: that there's been fixed fights for sure.
- 2:27:54Speaker 1: Has to for sure, has to be, especially in boxing. Oh,
- 2:27:58Speaker 1: it's weird because those boxers are their lives are so tough.
- 2:28:01Speaker 1: I mean, well they've always done that throughout history. Guys
- 2:28:05Speaker 1: have taken dives, you know, especially if you weren't connected enough.
- 2:28:09Speaker 1: You know, if you were a guy that wasn't with
- 2:28:11Speaker 1: a big time manager, who had a big time lawyer
- 2:28:14Speaker 1: and probably mob tied.
- 2:28:16Speaker 2: They all had mob You had to have mob tiz.
- 2:28:18Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose a fight if the whole mob's gonna
- 2:28:20Speaker 1: kill my wife or something.
- 2:28:21Speaker 2: You don't think Rocky Marciano had mob tized for sure.
- 2:28:24Speaker 2: If you're the heavyweight champion of the world and you're Italian,
- 2:28:27Speaker 2: all the mobsters want to be your friend.
- 2:28:28Speaker 1: And your boxer, you know.
- 2:28:29Speaker 2: They love that flatlining everybody.
- 2:28:32Speaker 1: It's funny to find out how many of these old
- 2:28:33Speaker 1: guys didn't even like the sports. They just liked all
- 2:28:36Speaker 1: the money part of it.
- 2:28:37Speaker 2: Well, Marciano talked about it like that, like it was
- 2:28:39Speaker 2: it's just my job. But that guy was the freakiest
- 2:28:43Speaker 2: training person I've ever heard of in boxing, Like the
- 2:28:47Speaker 2: freakiest training regiment. It was crazy, like part of what
- 2:28:51Speaker 2: made Marciano so good was that he never got tired
- 2:28:55Speaker 2: because he had this insane work ethic. And he lost
- 2:28:58Speaker 2: one fight when he was younger, I think in the
- 2:29:01Speaker 2: amateurs because he got tired, and he decided after that
- 2:29:03Speaker 2: fight he was never gonna lose a fight ever because
- 2:29:05Speaker 2: he got tired. So he just put himself through this
- 2:29:08Speaker 2: fucking insane routine where he would get up in the
- 2:29:10Speaker 2: morning before any training, he would run ten miles. He
- 2:29:13Speaker 2: would do his training, he would hit the heavy bag
- 2:29:15Speaker 2: for hours, and then he would swim miles in the lake.
- 2:29:18Speaker 2: After training, he would spa one hundred rounds a week.
- 2:29:22Speaker 2: He would just get to the point where you know,
- 2:29:23Speaker 2: we're talking about red line. Yeah, and he did the
- 2:29:25Speaker 2: same thing. He red lined to the point where we
- 2:29:27Speaker 2: couldn't do it anymore. And then he retired undefeated. But
- 2:29:30Speaker 2: does that red line. That kind of thing that he
- 2:29:32Speaker 2: was doing, you can't do forever. And I watched this
- 2:29:34Speaker 2: video about it the other day and I'm like, this
- 2:29:36Speaker 2: is bananas, just to watch that guy's work ethic. And
- 2:29:40Speaker 2: back when nobody had anything, you have no creatine, there's
- 2:29:44Speaker 2: no vitamins.
- 2:29:45Speaker 1: You know what I think about it? When you say,
- 2:29:46Speaker 1: the red lining thing. And maybe it's just because I'm
- 2:29:50Speaker 1: influenced by his like the videos he posts and the
- 2:29:52Speaker 1: things he does. But every time I know Michael Chandler,
- 2:29:55Speaker 1: and like every time like I see this guy, like
- 2:29:58Speaker 1: he's like, oh, you're in Arizona, swing by the gym
- 2:30:00Speaker 1: and he's like throwing the thing again. Like he's just
- 2:30:02Speaker 1: always like in this like he's I'm going to shoot
- 2:30:05Speaker 1: a TV show tomorrow, but I gotta work out it.
- 2:30:07Speaker 2: Like he's always so tremendous discipline, full on.
- 2:30:12Speaker 1: Yeah, like I seen him going on, I'm taking a
- 2:30:14Speaker 1: month off, or we're going to the pool.
- 2:30:16Speaker 2: That's why he's still elite at thirty eight. I believe
- 2:30:20Speaker 2: he's thirty eight now, right, how old is Michael Chandler.
- 2:30:22Speaker 2: I believe he's thirty eight. But that's why he's so elite.
- 2:30:25Speaker 2: He's never gotten out of shape. Thirty nine, thirty nine
- 2:30:28Speaker 2: because that guy. People don't even know about the wars
- 2:30:32Speaker 2: that he got in with Eddie Alvarez when they were
- 2:30:35Speaker 2: at Bellatore was the greatest fights in MMA history, went
- 2:30:41Speaker 2: unseen by a giant chunk of MMA fans because they
- 2:30:45Speaker 2: didn't pay attention to Bellatour right, But this the Eddie
- 2:30:48Speaker 2: Alvarez Michael Chandler fights in Bellatore were nuts.
- 2:30:52Speaker 1: Really.
- 2:30:52Speaker 2: I mean, not to play a clip of it, I
- 2:30:55Speaker 2: mean nuts, Like from the opening bell to fucking roosters
- 2:31:02Speaker 2: just attacking each other.
- 2:31:04Speaker 1: It is.
- 2:31:04Speaker 2: It's so wild.
- 2:31:05Speaker 1: Those belitary guys redlining because they just wanted to get
- 2:31:08Speaker 1: to UFC. Like they're still climbing the ladder, they're still
- 2:31:10Speaker 1: in the hunt.
- 2:31:11Speaker 2: Well they were just these guys just redlined their entire career.
- 2:31:13Speaker 2: Eddie Alvarez went on to become a UFC lightweight champion
- 2:31:18Speaker 2: when he beat Hafel dos Angos, huge upset. Eddie Avres
- 2:31:21Speaker 2: is a fucking beast. But these two guys from the
- 2:31:25Speaker 2: opening of the first fucking seconds of the fight. Look,
- 2:31:28Speaker 2: this is the beginning of the fight. Chandler's just throwing
- 2:31:32Speaker 2: himself at him, just sprinting at him. Drops them, Bro
- 2:31:36Speaker 2: drops them again. Look at this. It's crazy. Alvarez survives
- 2:31:39Speaker 2: somehow and he fires back. Bro. These fights are nuts.
- 2:31:44Speaker 2: The fights I think they had that, I know they
- 2:31:45Speaker 2: definitely had two. I don't think they had three. But
- 2:31:48Speaker 2: in the two fights that they had together were fucking insane.
- 2:31:52Speaker 2: I mean, the entire pace of the fight was fought
- 2:31:55Speaker 2: like this.
- 2:31:56Speaker 1: He's awesome, dude, and they're really evenly matched. It was
- 2:31:59Speaker 1: a real good Mattress looks a little bigger than him.
- 2:32:03Speaker 2: Oh, Dannler's a fucking tank, dude best and he's got
- 2:32:06Speaker 2: crazy wrestler power from the legs, you know. So when
- 2:32:09Speaker 2: he leaps at you, like when he knocked out Dan Hooker,
- 2:32:12Speaker 2: he lunges at you like he's shooting a double and
- 2:32:15Speaker 2: throws a left hook at the same time when he
- 2:32:18Speaker 2: knocked out Dan Hooker in his UFC debut, who is
- 2:32:20Speaker 2: a really respectable MMA fighter, a very good fighter, but
- 2:32:24Speaker 2: he just got caught. Find that one, Jamie. Find Michael Chandler.
- 2:32:29Speaker 2: Ko's Dan Hooker because this was his UFC debut. And again,
- 2:32:34Speaker 2: Dan Hooker is like an elite fighter, which is one
- 2:32:36Speaker 2: of the reasons why it was so impressive. And the
- 2:32:39Speaker 2: fight starts out and Chandler does the same fucking this
- 2:32:42Speaker 2: is his first fight in the UFC, the same shit
- 2:32:44Speaker 2: he did in Bellator. He just charges forward. I love it.
- 2:32:48Speaker 2: I mean, this is how he always fights. It's do
- 2:32:50Speaker 2: or die. That's why this guy's lost a ton of times.
- 2:32:53Speaker 2: But he's still a huge fan favorite. It's because you
- 2:32:56Speaker 2: know you're gonna see this. I mean, he's just throwing
- 2:32:59Speaker 2: a forums. Oh big Chandler, start up a little bit.
- 2:33:04Speaker 2: He's just so dangerous man, because everything is one hundred percent.
- 2:33:10Speaker 2: It hasn't really landed that. That was just one dude.
- 2:33:18Speaker 2: Here comes and look at the big knockout for Michael Chandler.
- 2:33:24Speaker 2: Big my hand, Dan's hurt. Oh my god, Bro, that's
- 2:33:31Speaker 2: a and then he does a backflip off the top
- 2:33:34Speaker 2: of the cage. Bro, that's a freak due freak athlete.
- 2:33:38Speaker 1: I met him so I was doing a prank show
- 2:33:41Speaker 1: for MTV called Money from Strangers, which was kind of
- 2:33:44Speaker 1: like Impractical Jokers, but way darker, like we were like
- 2:33:47Speaker 1: a lot edgier was before money or before Impractical Junkers.
- 2:33:51Speaker 1: And so they'd always send me to like MTV Movie
- 2:33:54Speaker 1: Awards or any kind of those things. And I was like,
- 2:33:56Speaker 1: I don't know, live in New York. They're gonna send
- 2:33:57Speaker 1: a car. I get to go on a red carpet.
- 2:33:59Speaker 1: What I'll drink it.
- 2:34:01Speaker 2: I'll make it fun.
- 2:34:02Speaker 1: And they happened to be behind me. The Bellotory guys
- 2:34:04Speaker 1: happened to be the next guys in the red Carpet line,
- 2:34:07Speaker 1: and the way the Red Carpet works is no one
- 2:34:09Speaker 1: cares about us at all. They're just waiting to get
- 2:34:12Speaker 1: like Miley Cyrus or Beyonce or whoever the hell it is,
- 2:34:14Speaker 1: so like we're basically the photos they're taking are just
- 2:34:17Speaker 1: something we're gonna save off the internet because no one
- 2:34:20Speaker 1: gives a shit. They were like all Bellador guys. So
- 2:34:22Speaker 1: people at this Movie Awards don't necessarily care. These guys
- 2:34:26Speaker 1: are behind me and they're like, this guy's fun because
- 2:34:29Speaker 1: I'm making all these jokes and like goofing around. And
- 2:34:31Speaker 1: I was already kind of like buzzed up. And so
- 2:34:33Speaker 1: then that Michael Chandler and these two other like Bellotor guys.
- 2:34:36Speaker 1: Brogg the Predator, you know who he is. No, he
- 2:34:39Speaker 1: was a Bellotor guy too, a Cleveland guy, big guy.
- 2:34:41Speaker 1: He's awesome too. But anyways, these three guys and they
- 2:34:44Speaker 1: were like this is kind of dumb, and I was like, yeah,
- 2:34:46Speaker 1: this shit's kind of gay. I don't want to be here,
- 2:34:48Speaker 1: you know. And then they were like, let's just go drink,
- 2:34:50Speaker 1: and so we just drank and met people and hung
- 2:34:53Speaker 1: out and they're like, want to get subway and we
- 2:34:54Speaker 1: got in a car and got in subway and just
- 2:34:56Speaker 1: hung out with these dudes all night. And I've been
- 2:34:57Speaker 1: pals with him ever since.
- 2:34:59Speaker 2: Oh that awesome.
- 2:34:59Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's like I didn't really know what they did.
- 2:35:02Speaker 1: I just kind of knew that they were like fighter
- 2:35:04Speaker 1: guys and so like I thought they were in UFC
- 2:35:07Speaker 1: at that time, and they weren't. They were in the whatever.
- 2:35:10Speaker 2: I was paying really well, and Bellatore had a pretty
- 2:35:13Speaker 2: good following for a while. I mean he was doing
- 2:35:16Speaker 2: really well. There was some real elite fighters out of
- 2:35:18Speaker 2: Bellator and a lot of guys like they came over
- 2:35:21Speaker 2: to the UFC because they became famous, famous in Beltor
- 2:35:24Speaker 2: like Ben Askern, he came over from Bellatore. He actually
- 2:35:27Speaker 2: did a stint at one FC before he came to
- 2:35:30Speaker 2: UFC eventually. But there's a lot of guys that never
- 2:35:33Speaker 2: came over, you know, unfortunately, like Douglas Lima. Douglas Lima
- 2:35:37Speaker 2: at one point, Tom was one of the best weal
- 2:35:39Speaker 2: toweights alive, and you know, he was the Belltoor champion.
- 2:35:42Speaker 2: He's like the only guy that's ever knocked out Michael
- 2:35:45Speaker 2: venam Page.
- 2:35:46Speaker 1: Do they have like an MMA Hall of Fame?
- 2:35:49Speaker 2: Yes, there's a UFC Hall Fame, and I think there's
- 2:35:51Speaker 2: an MMA one too, maybe the MMA Awards, I don't know.
- 2:35:55Speaker 2: I don't know there's a UFC Hall of Fame though, Yeah.
- 2:35:57Speaker 1: But that's UFC guys. I know it sucks.
- 2:36:00Speaker 2: I know some guys they wait too long in these
- 2:36:04Speaker 2: other organizations, unfortunately. And the reality of the sport is,
- 2:36:08Speaker 2: you know, there's a bunch of different organizations you can
- 2:36:11Speaker 2: compete for, and I think if the PFL is paying
- 2:36:14Speaker 2: you more money, go to the PFL, do well, whatever
- 2:36:16Speaker 2: you want to do. But if you really want to
- 2:36:19Speaker 2: be the world champion, you have to be the UFC champion.
- 2:36:22Speaker 2: That's just how it is right now. That's how it's
- 2:36:25Speaker 2: like in boxing. If you're the undisputed champion, you have
- 2:36:28Speaker 2: all belts, then you're Terrence Crawford. But if you're like
- 2:36:30Speaker 2: a WBA champion, and there's also a WBC champion and
- 2:36:34Speaker 2: an IBF champion, that shit's too confusing to the average person.
- 2:36:38Speaker 2: And for most people, the UFC is for good or
- 2:36:41Speaker 2: for bad, just just a I'm just saying, that's just
- 2:36:44Speaker 2: how most people think of it.
- 2:36:46Speaker 1: That's how I probably annoyed them that night, because I
- 2:36:48Speaker 1: was like, oh, you guys UFC guys and they're like,
- 2:36:50Speaker 1: we're bellator.
- 2:36:51Speaker 2: Yeah. You don't go looking for cotton swabs, you go
- 2:36:53Speaker 2: buy Q tips. You look for Q tips. That's what
- 2:36:55Speaker 2: it is, you know, just watching pro football. You're watching
- 2:36:58Speaker 2: the fucking NFL. Absolutely, if you're so bored, you're watching
- 2:37:01Speaker 2: the FXFL. She start Canadian go, I got to go
- 2:37:05Speaker 2: to the gun range or something head what happened to me?
- 2:37:09Speaker 2: I gotta do something different. But I feel like that's
- 2:37:13Speaker 2: just for better for worse. It's just how it is.
- 2:37:15Speaker 2: That's how it is in America. We don't have a
- 2:37:17Speaker 2: lot of attention span, and if it's going to be
- 2:37:19Speaker 2: elite fighting, it's gotta be. There's like one organization that
- 2:37:22Speaker 2: we follow. Sorry, yeah, I follow them all. I follow everything.
- 2:37:26Speaker 2: I try to pay as much attention to muy Thai
- 2:37:28Speaker 2: as I do to boxing, as I do to wrestling
- 2:37:31Speaker 2: and jiu jitsu tournaments. I try to pay attention to
- 2:37:33Speaker 2: everything just because I want to know, like who's coming up,
- 2:37:35Speaker 2: who's good, what's new? What different things are people trying
- 2:37:39Speaker 2: that they've never done before. Holly Holm did wrestling, bro,
- 2:37:43Speaker 2: She's a fucking after. She's the best LA is an athlete.
- 2:37:46Speaker 2: After her fights, Mike wickle John used to like, like,
- 2:37:50Speaker 2: she used to stand on his hands and do a
- 2:37:51Speaker 2: backflip after all of her fights.
- 2:37:53Speaker 1: It's amazing.
- 2:37:53Speaker 2: See if you can find that. It's crazy. She would win.
- 2:37:55Speaker 1: And then she was at a place to watch wrestling,
- 2:37:59Speaker 1: and then there was something she could sign up for
- 2:38:01Speaker 1: and she's like, fuck it, I'll do it. And they
- 2:38:04Speaker 1: just and they were like really because she's famous, so
- 2:38:06Speaker 1: they were like, well, we'll let you be part of it.
- 2:38:08Speaker 1: She goes sure, and she did and she was just
- 2:38:10Speaker 1: like the second he said her name, everyone cheered. It
- 2:38:12Speaker 1: was like not like a huge, grandiose planting. There was
- 2:38:14Speaker 1: no contract, there was no anything. She just did it
- 2:38:17Speaker 1: because like this year she text me about it. I
- 2:38:19Speaker 1: go what, Like, did they go crazy? And she's like no,
- 2:38:22Speaker 1: I mean like it was just fun. It was a
- 2:38:23Speaker 1: fun thing.
- 2:38:24Speaker 2: I thought, why not, that's the thing. We'll show that
- 2:38:26Speaker 2: again watch. Yeah, so cool. That was the thing they
- 2:38:32Speaker 2: would do after all her fights. But she had a
- 2:38:34Speaker 2: fucking back muscle. Son, that's crazy.
- 2:38:39Speaker 1: Yeah, what she said, she said. The guy like her manager,
- 2:38:41Speaker 1: whoever she asked about it briefly, was like he was like, well,
- 2:38:44Speaker 1: what if you get hurt and her this is great.
- 2:38:48Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, but what if I win? And I
- 2:38:50Speaker 1: was like, what a great response, and he was like,
- 2:38:52Speaker 1: fuck it, let her do it, and so she did
- 2:38:53Speaker 1: it and I was like, that is the coolest things.
- 2:38:56Speaker 2: What a mentality, Multi sport, social arts champion, she's the best.
- 2:39:00Speaker 2: She was just champion in kickboxing, you know, she had
- 2:39:04Speaker 2: champion in boxing, women's boxing, and MMA. She did the
- 2:39:08Speaker 2: full trifecta. Yeah, she's kind of crazy and she's a
- 2:39:11Speaker 2: really nice lady too.
- 2:39:12Speaker 1: That's what I like about her.
- 2:39:13Speaker 2: Yeah, she's cool heart.
- 2:39:14Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of fighters. I named all
- 2:39:16Speaker 1: the fighters I know, Michael Chandler and Holly Holm.
- 2:39:18Speaker 2: That Holly Home fight with Ronda Rowsey was nuts. That
- 2:39:21Speaker 2: was in Australia. It was a huge crowd, like a
- 2:39:24Speaker 2: massive arena, man, And when she landed that head kick
- 2:39:29Speaker 2: and you realize that Ronda was out and then she's
- 2:39:31Speaker 2: hammer fisted. Yeah, it just didn't even. It was like
- 2:39:33Speaker 2: when Mike Tyson got beat Remember when Mike Tyson, you
- 2:39:36Speaker 2: were too young, But when I was a kid, mister Douglas,
- 2:39:38Speaker 2: when Buster Douglas, Mike Tyson, I saw it. I heard
- 2:39:42Speaker 2: about it. I didn't watch it. I saw a tape
- 2:39:45Speaker 2: of it, and I still thought he was gonna get
- 2:39:46Speaker 2: up the outcome, I was like, he gets up, Yeah,
- 2:39:50Speaker 2: there's no way. There's no way.
- 2:39:53Speaker 1: Now. I remember that for sure, because Mike Tyson was
- 2:39:55Speaker 1: larger than life like and he was so like one
- 2:39:58Speaker 1: of those celebrities that like you knew everything he was doing.
- 2:40:01Speaker 1: He stars shined really brightly. Back then, there was like
- 2:40:04Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. You knew Michael Jordan, you knew Michael Jackson.
- 2:40:06Speaker 2: You knew that they would go out. Yeah, they would
- 2:40:09Speaker 2: go to places and people. Big deal. Yeah, Mike Tyson.
- 2:40:13Speaker 1: I remember being in the Kingdom watching a baseball game.
- 2:40:15Speaker 1: It was the same night I was a little boy,
- 2:40:17Speaker 1: and they put on the screen that Mike Tyson was
- 2:40:20Speaker 1: disqualified for biting Evander Holyfield's ear, and the whole stadium
- 2:40:23Speaker 1: reacted like, I mean, like they didn't interrupt a baseball game,
- 2:40:26Speaker 1: but they put it up there because the news was
- 2:40:28Speaker 1: so large, Like it was a very big deal.
- 2:40:31Speaker 2: Bro, he'd been him twice. That was crazy. I watched
- 2:40:35Speaker 2: the first fight today. I watched the first Evander Holyfield.
- 2:40:38Speaker 1: Watch it today.
- 2:40:40Speaker 2: I just felt like watching it. I love that I
- 2:40:42Speaker 2: do that. Like when I'm in the gym, I'll pick
- 2:40:44Speaker 2: like an old fight, I'll put it on. And I
- 2:40:46Speaker 2: put on that fight. I was like, wow, that was
- 2:40:48Speaker 2: a crazy fight.
- 2:40:49Speaker 1: I can't work out unless David Goggins is calling me
- 2:40:51Speaker 1: a pussy on my headset. That's all I listen. You
- 2:40:54Speaker 1: don't know me, son, dude, it's the best. Like every
- 2:40:57Speaker 1: time I'm I was at Equadox this morning, I had
- 2:40:59Speaker 1: David Goggins in my just going, you're a piece of shit.
- 2:41:02Speaker 1: You can do better, Jeff, you can be bigger.
- 2:41:05Speaker 2: Goggins is the best.
- 2:41:07Speaker 1: That's what I listened to. Are those kind of like
- 2:41:09Speaker 1: YouTube things where they compile you know, it's like just
- 2:41:12Speaker 1: all motivation stuff with music over.
- 2:41:14Speaker 2: You don't seem like you guy who needs motivation, don't
- 2:41:16Speaker 2: do it for fun.
- 2:41:17Speaker 1: I like it, yeah, and it keeps me in the mindset.
- 2:41:19Speaker 1: I always channel all of it back to like stand
- 2:41:21Speaker 1: up comedy, you know, because like I'm working towards something,
- 2:41:24Speaker 1: I'm in the haunt. I'm climbing and so like they
- 2:41:27Speaker 1: could be talking about a battle in war and I'm
- 2:41:29Speaker 1: still like, yep, that's what I'm what's next. I'm gonna yeah,
- 2:41:33Speaker 1: I'm climbing, you know, I'm still hungry.
- 2:41:35Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a fun time. It's a fun thing to do. Yeah,
- 2:41:38Speaker 2: you know the fact that you get to do it.
- 2:41:40Speaker 1: And also like otherwise i'd just sleep till noon or
- 2:41:42Speaker 1: sleep till one, you know. But like if I have that,
- 2:41:45Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I gotta get up and write or
- 2:41:46Speaker 1: I got to get up.
- 2:41:47Speaker 2: And you know, here's the question. You you're doing this obviously,
- 2:41:51Speaker 2: and you're doing this for the love of the thing.
- 2:41:53Speaker 2: And you said that if you didn't need money, and
- 2:41:55Speaker 2: you didn't even get paid money, you would still do it.
- 2:41:57Speaker 2: And I think the same way. I would do it too.
- 2:42:00Speaker 2: But what do you think about the idea of universal
- 2:42:03Speaker 2: basic income, because this is something that is being discussed
- 2:42:06Speaker 2: with automation and with AI, and we were having a
- 2:42:09Speaker 2: conversation about the other day with Elon and he was
- 2:42:12Speaker 2: saying that he thinks that AI can generate so much
- 2:42:16Speaker 2: productivity that you could have universal high income. And then
- 2:42:21Speaker 2: I went, wait, okay, am I are we married to
- 2:42:26Speaker 2: this idea that everything that you do in life you
- 2:42:29Speaker 2: have to be doing just for money, because that's what
- 2:42:31Speaker 2: it is. Now. If you're a professional, you're doing it
- 2:42:34Speaker 2: for money. If you're a professional podcast or if you're
- 2:42:36Speaker 2: a race car driver, you're doing it for money. Right,
- 2:42:39Speaker 2: Why are we married to that? And if you didn't
- 2:42:42Speaker 2: need money and no one needed money, would you just
- 2:42:45Speaker 2: find a thing you love to do? And would we
- 2:42:48Speaker 2: be able to rewire our brains and still have some
- 2:42:52Speaker 2: feeling of value and of identity and without being attached
- 2:42:58Speaker 2: to an occupation, Like isn't it possible that we've just
- 2:43:03Speaker 2: tricked ourselves into thinking that the only way to live
- 2:43:07Speaker 2: is to live in a way where everything you're doing,
- 2:43:09Speaker 2: you're doing is for money. And then if it's just
- 2:43:14Speaker 2: everybody does their best at things and enough money is
- 2:43:17Speaker 2: generated so that basically everybody has like what he was saying,
- 2:43:21Speaker 2: a universal high income? What does that mean? Like is
- 2:43:24Speaker 2: that a feasible thing?
- 2:43:26Speaker 1: Like?
- 2:43:26Speaker 2: What is AI going to do with production? What is
- 2:43:28Speaker 2: AI going to do with automation resource extraction? How much
- 2:43:31Speaker 2: money is going to be generated that you're going to
- 2:43:33Speaker 2: be able to literally have the entire population of the
- 2:43:36Speaker 2: country under universal high income? Is that even possible? And
- 2:43:40Speaker 2: if it is, what happens to people's desire? What happens
- 2:43:45Speaker 2: to their dreams? Do they just find a thing like
- 2:43:47Speaker 2: you and I have and do that and not care
- 2:43:50Speaker 2: about money and really be into the thing. Can't that
- 2:43:53Speaker 2: be taught if it's taught to you, if you figured
- 2:43:56Speaker 2: it out, and I figured it out. If people have
- 2:43:58Speaker 2: figured it out, they figured out, like, find it thing
- 2:44:00Speaker 2: you love and you're never gonna work again because you're
- 2:44:02Speaker 2: gonna love doing it, whether it's building cars or painting
- 2:44:05Speaker 2: or carpentry. If you really fucking love doing it, you
- 2:44:08Speaker 2: do it because you love it. Wouldn't that be a
- 2:44:10Speaker 2: better way to live? I know, I know you can't
- 2:44:14Speaker 2: do it.
- 2:44:14Speaker 1: I know.
- 2:44:15Speaker 2: I no, no, no, no, no, I no, no, no.
- 2:44:17Speaker 2: It wouldn't work. There's too much money in the stock market.
- 2:44:19Speaker 2: I get it. I get it wouldn't work. But as
- 2:44:21Speaker 2: a thought experiment, wouldn't that be a way that's possible
- 2:44:26Speaker 2: for people to live? If it's possible for you to
- 2:44:28Speaker 2: live that way, if it's possible for me to live
- 2:44:30Speaker 2: that way, if it's possible to find enough people that
- 2:44:33Speaker 2: are willing to do and love to do all the
- 2:44:36Speaker 2: things that we need to keep a society running.
- 2:44:40Speaker 1: I think the point of life, in my opinion, is meaning.
- 2:44:44Speaker 2: You know, so you associate whatever.
- 2:44:48Speaker 1: That means to you, right, So, like a lot of
- 2:44:51Speaker 1: people find meaning in being a mom or a dad
- 2:44:53Speaker 1: that gives them enough that gives they have that meaning
- 2:44:57Speaker 1: or they have they have a hammer to hold on
- 2:45:00Speaker 1: to like that, like that, they need that meaning, right,
- 2:45:03Speaker 1: I need comedy. Like That's why when my brain broke
- 2:45:06Speaker 1: during COVID is because I didn't have comedy. I didn't
- 2:45:08Speaker 1: have an outlet.
- 2:45:09Speaker 2: Howative did you go without doing any comedy?
- 2:45:11Speaker 1: I mean realistically, I only went a few days because
- 2:45:14Speaker 1: I was doing like zooms and I was doing like
- 2:45:16Speaker 1: underground things for rich guys. I like I was the
- 2:45:18Speaker 1: first comic. Me and Brad Williams were the first comics
- 2:45:20Speaker 1: to go work in a comedy club with the new
- 2:45:23Speaker 1: COVID restrictions, because they knew if they called me or Brad,
- 2:45:26Speaker 1: we'd say yes, like like I like Keith Stubbs called
- 2:45:29Speaker 1: me from Salt Lake goes we're thinking about doing a
- 2:45:32Speaker 1: show with all the restrictions and just see if the
- 2:45:34Speaker 1: if the government shuts us down, would you be willing
- 2:45:37Speaker 1: to comment? I was like yes. I didn't even talk
- 2:45:39Speaker 1: about price. I just go yes, like I because I
- 2:45:41Speaker 1: need it.
- 2:45:42Speaker 2: Now?
- 2:45:42Speaker 1: Why do I need it? Because that's where I personally
- 2:45:46Speaker 1: find my meaning now if I maybe was at home
- 2:45:49Speaker 1: and going, man, I'm getting a lot more time with
- 2:45:51Speaker 1: my kids, and I'm getting a lot more time with
- 2:45:53Speaker 1: my wife, and like, things are pretty productive around here.
- 2:45:57Speaker 1: That's where I would have put my meaning, you know,
- 2:45:59Speaker 1: I think like and it's just where we put it.
- 2:46:01Speaker 1: It's where we kind of put it. And I think
- 2:46:03Speaker 1: so a lot of people find a lot of value
- 2:46:06Speaker 1: in their jobs that make them the money, but that's
- 2:46:09Speaker 1: that gives them something to do, don't you think.
- 2:46:12Speaker 2: Yes, I do think that, but what you're saying about
- 2:46:16Speaker 2: So if you're just trying to what you're saying about
- 2:46:18Speaker 2: finding meaning and having a family or finding me, yes,
- 2:46:23Speaker 2: for sure. But also I think the human mind needs activities,
- 2:46:28Speaker 2: and I don't think it's just raising children only. I
- 2:46:33Speaker 2: think you should probably have things that you love to
- 2:46:36Speaker 2: do as well, just for your own sanity. But if
- 2:46:39Speaker 2: you didn't have to worry about money, you'd still be
- 2:46:43Speaker 2: involved in this pursuit of stand up comedy because you
- 2:46:45Speaker 2: love it all the stuff that people do just for money,
- 2:46:48Speaker 2: Like the guy who does the fucking septic tanks. That
- 2:46:50Speaker 2: guy's not having a good time. He's smelling other people's
- 2:46:52Speaker 2: shit all day. He's pumping out other people's shit all day.
- 2:46:55Speaker 2: That can't be fun, right. We need them, We need
- 2:46:57Speaker 2: them until the robots come and then you don't need them.
- 2:47:00Speaker 2: So this is the point, Like, what does that guy
- 2:47:02Speaker 2: do to find some sort of meaning? He's probably not
- 2:47:05Speaker 2: finding meaning in pulling shit out of people's ground. He's
- 2:47:09Speaker 2: probably would like to do something different.
- 2:47:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't know. I mean I'm
- 2:47:14Speaker 1: so naive that I'm like, no, that guy should be
- 2:47:16Speaker 1: proud of himself, like like I'm really I look at
- 2:47:19Speaker 1: plumbers like heroes, Like I'm like, dude, the guy that
- 2:47:22Speaker 1: like fixed the electrical in my house, I'm like, I
- 2:47:24Speaker 1: love you, dude, Like whatever I can pay you. Bro.
- 2:47:26Speaker 2: I had a septic problem my house once when one
- 2:47:28Speaker 2: of my houses in California, when I first moved there,
- 2:47:30Speaker 2: and it was so nasty. When I would flush the toilet,
- 2:47:33Speaker 2: the bathtub would fill up, and I was like, what
- 2:47:36Speaker 2: is this?
- 2:47:37Speaker 1: Those are lengthd Yeah.
- 2:47:38Speaker 2: Well what it was was the septic system. There's a pump.
- 2:47:42Speaker 2: I was living on a hill, and the pump would
- 2:47:45Speaker 2: pump it up the hill the poop water, and then
- 2:47:48Speaker 2: the pump broke and so they had to get in
- 2:47:50Speaker 2: there and get the pump out in the poop water
- 2:47:53Speaker 2: and put it new and.
- 2:47:54Speaker 1: Star and that guy's my arrow.
- 2:47:57Speaker 2: Like that guy.
- 2:47:58Speaker 1: We need that guy.
- 2:47:59Speaker 2: That's a bud like commercial I love you, so I
- 2:48:03Speaker 2: like cops like what you.
- 2:48:04Speaker 1: Were saying earlier. But the military, the nurse was like, they're.
- 2:48:06Speaker 2: Going to send a robot to fix your pump. A robot, people,
- 2:48:10Speaker 2: A robot's going to do it, and it's going to
- 2:48:11Speaker 2: do it perfectly with AI and you're not going to
- 2:48:13Speaker 2: need a person to get covered in chit water. And
- 2:48:15Speaker 2: that guy's going to get a lot of money just
- 2:48:17Speaker 2: to sit at home. But then what does he do? Right?
- 2:48:19Speaker 2: That's the thing, Yeah, because I think a lot of
- 2:48:22Speaker 2: it's going to happen really quickly. And this is something
- 2:48:25Speaker 2: that Andrew Yang was talking about years ago, and it
- 2:48:29Speaker 2: was sort of I agree. I agreed with him, but
- 2:48:31Speaker 2: it was a little abstract then. And now this was
- 2:48:34Speaker 2: way back. Was that twenty twenty when Andrew Yang was
- 2:48:37Speaker 2: running for president.
- 2:48:39Speaker 1: I've never heard of Andrew Yang.
- 2:48:40Speaker 2: You don't know what's up. Was it twenty sixteen, it
- 2:48:44Speaker 2: might have been twenty sixteen. You never heard of Adreyanne.
- 2:48:48Speaker 2: Brilliant guy and had a very good point twenty twenty.
- 2:48:53Speaker 2: He had a brilliance. I didn't think it was that
- 2:48:55Speaker 2: long ago. A great point about automation in that one
- 2:49:00Speaker 2: day automation is going to remove a lot of jobs
- 2:49:03Speaker 2: and including drivers right like you're seeing it with these
- 2:49:07Speaker 2: weav os these Yeah, so there's that is like that's
- 2:49:11Speaker 2: the first that's the first sounds. That's the first shot
- 2:49:14Speaker 2: fired across the bow of a crazy war where the
- 2:49:17Speaker 2: robots are gonna take all our jobs. Because that is
- 2:49:21Speaker 2: now you have these Tesla trucks that are automated and
- 2:49:25Speaker 2: they can you know, like my car, my Tesla, I
- 2:49:28Speaker 2: just press a button. It does all the driving, it
- 2:49:31Speaker 2: does everything. I don't have to do shit. I can
- 2:49:33Speaker 2: literally just sit there with my hands on the wheel
- 2:49:34Speaker 2: and barely pay attention if I wanted to. I don't
- 2:49:36Speaker 2: do it.
- 2:49:37Speaker 1: I never do it either. I have it and I
- 2:49:38Speaker 1: don't do it.
- 2:49:39Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's nuts. So that's going to be the
- 2:49:42Speaker 2: future and there's gonna be no driving jobs and okay,
- 2:49:46Speaker 2: and then what about everything else, Well, everything else, manufacturing
- 2:49:49Speaker 2: is it's out the window. Robots are gonna do it
- 2:49:50Speaker 2: twenty four hours a day. They're gonna be more efficient,
- 2:49:53Speaker 2: No unions, no healthcare, no need for nothing. They're never
- 2:49:56Speaker 2: going to fuck up. Everything's gonna be categorized. They have
- 2:49:58Speaker 2: sets these these uh mining operations in China where everything's automated.
- 2:50:04Speaker 2: There's no people working at all. The trucks are driving,
- 2:50:07Speaker 2: they're getting recharged, they're fucking picking up the cold, they're
- 2:50:10Speaker 2: moving the cold, they're bringing it somewhere else. It's all automated.
- 2:50:13Speaker 2: It's bananas, man. So that's just a massive eration or
- 2:50:18Speaker 2: erasing of jobs. They're just gonna go away.
- 2:50:20Speaker 1: Well the dot com did that, Yeah, but I think.
- 2:50:23Speaker 2: This is way bigger, dude, I think this is way bigger.
- 2:50:26Speaker 2: I think this happens and first everybody's like, oh this sucks,
- 2:50:29Speaker 2: and then it's like, oh my god, this is it's
- 2:50:31Speaker 2: not stopping. It's not stopping. It's taking over everything. It's
- 2:50:34Speaker 2: gonna be all jobs. There's gonna be no more need
- 2:50:38Speaker 2: for lawyers, no more accountants, no more coders, like, all
- 2:50:43Speaker 2: that stuff's gonna be done with AI. It's gonna get
- 2:50:46Speaker 2: so weird if you're going to college right now, because
- 2:50:48Speaker 2: you could be going to college for something that's absolutely
- 2:50:51Speaker 2: obsolete in three years.
- 2:50:52Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, well but so I get that problem. But
- 2:50:58Speaker 1: someone's introducing an idea that they just give money to
- 2:51:01Speaker 1: people for free, so they don't because of this.
- 2:51:04Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. If that becomes something that controls everything,
- 2:51:08Speaker 2: which is really ultimately what it's probably going to do,
- 2:51:11Speaker 2: controls all of our power grid, all of our waste
- 2:51:16Speaker 2: management resources, everything, it's going to control everything. It's going
- 2:51:20Speaker 2: to generate insane amounts of wealth. But the question is like,
- 2:51:24Speaker 2: how does it even get distributed?
- 2:51:25Speaker 1: How does that part?
- 2:51:27Speaker 2: How does that work? Who's got the money? If you're
- 2:51:30Speaker 2: just giving people money and then then what they know?
- 2:51:33Speaker 1: Everyone's a trust fund kid in a way. You know,
- 2:51:35Speaker 1: they don't know anything. They just sit around and eat
- 2:51:38Speaker 1: and what do you what do you.
- 2:51:39Speaker 2: Get people involved with to occupy their time?
- 2:51:42Speaker 1: You know?
- 2:51:42Speaker 2: Do you encourage them to join religious groups? Do you
- 2:51:46Speaker 2: get them to be involved in games? Do we try
- 2:51:48Speaker 2: to give people meaning we are we all just going
- 2:51:51Speaker 2: to sit around and wait for the robots to just
- 2:51:53Speaker 2: take over and we're going to be the last civilization
- 2:51:56Speaker 2: of real people.
- 2:51:57Speaker 1: One hundred years from nothing to be like, I think
- 2:51:59Speaker 1: I want to do what the robots do. And people
- 2:52:02Speaker 1: were like, what you know, in the old times, you know,
- 2:52:04Speaker 1: people would actually have to do and then that maybe
- 2:52:06Speaker 1: there'd be like a movement of that.
- 2:52:08Speaker 2: You know, dude, the Terminator was accurate. Yeah, oddly accurate.
- 2:52:14Speaker 2: Remember you remember the first time he saw that movie,
- 2:52:17Speaker 2: like this will never happen.
- 2:52:18Speaker 1: I'll tell you a funny story, but that terminator. I
- 2:52:22Speaker 1: was on mushrooms with my buddy Randy, and he forgot
- 2:52:25Speaker 1: that he was at a long distance girlfriend. He forgot
- 2:52:27Speaker 1: that he was gonna call her. So we just ate,
- 2:52:31Speaker 1: you know, four grams of mushrooms. I get big, like
- 2:52:34Speaker 1: we just crushed them. Right, it was covid, you know,
- 2:52:37Speaker 1: and we got nowhere to be is the point. So
- 2:52:39Speaker 1: we just we're going full journey, you know, We're gonna
- 2:52:41Speaker 1: do a bunch and we eat them or sitting there
- 2:52:44Speaker 1: and then he he goes, all right, I forgot it's
- 2:52:46Speaker 1: gonna call Rachel, And I'm like, all right, But it
- 2:52:48Speaker 1: starts to kick in a little bit. He left terminator
- 2:52:51Speaker 1: on and then his gay roommate is like on a
- 2:52:53Speaker 1: first date in the kitchen. So there's two like cute
- 2:52:57Speaker 1: guys like flirting with each other, and one of them
- 2:52:59Speaker 1: barely knows me, and the other one doesn't know anybody
- 2:53:01Speaker 1: in the apartment, and I'm just sitting there watching Terminator
- 2:53:04Speaker 1: and like he can't be killed, you know, terminated. He's
- 2:53:07Speaker 1: like the bullets are just going through him, and then
- 2:53:09Speaker 1: the metal just kind of starts forming again, and I'm
- 2:53:11Speaker 1: just sitting there. I don't know if I was there
- 2:53:13Speaker 1: for twenty minutes, I don't know if I was there
- 2:53:14Speaker 1: for seven hours. And I'm just freaking the fuck out,
- 2:53:18Speaker 1: going God, damn, you can't kill these terminators. And these
- 2:53:20Speaker 1: gay guys keep looking at me, and I don't know
- 2:53:22Speaker 1: what Randy's doing. I thought he just abandoned to me. Forever.
- 2:53:25Speaker 1: I had like I can't even watch Terminator the same anymore. Luckily,
- 2:53:30Speaker 1: he came down and goes, all right, let's go to
- 2:53:31Speaker 1: the roof, and I was, thank god you're here. I
- 2:53:32Speaker 1: went up there and talked about it all, but like
- 2:53:34Speaker 1: I was freaking the fuck. How long was he on
- 2:53:36Speaker 1: the phone for, don't know, I'm gonna guess fifteen twenty minutes,
- 2:53:39Speaker 1: but forever, Oh, it seems so long. And I'm just
- 2:53:42Speaker 1: sitting there overthinking everything. And then also the Terminator like
- 2:53:46Speaker 1: just seemed like so pointless. I'm like, why you can't
- 2:53:49Speaker 1: kill it? Just just surrender you know, you can't shoot
- 2:53:52Speaker 1: through this thing.
- 2:53:52Speaker 2: Well, didn't it come back eventually and become a good
- 2:53:54Speaker 2: guy in the later movies.
- 2:53:56Speaker 1: I don't know which version of the Terminator was watching,
- 2:53:58Speaker 1: Like it was T two or T three or whatever,
- 2:54:00Speaker 1: but it was how.
- 2:54:01Speaker 2: Many have there been? I don't know how many. It
- 2:54:04Speaker 2: wasn't for curious or Terminators. Wow, Fast and Furious.
- 2:54:09Speaker 3: Pearce didn't also become a TV show, I don't think.
- 2:54:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I just saw the New Predator and it fucking rules.
- 2:54:13Speaker 2: Terminator became a TV show? Yeah? When?
- 2:54:16Speaker 3: Uh no, really Predator Sarah Connor Chronicles.
- 2:54:24Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen the New Predator rules two thousand
- 2:54:28Speaker 2: and eight.
- 2:54:29Speaker 1: Huh, I didn't watch it. That was ridiculously watched the thing.
- 2:54:33Speaker 3: They made a lot. They went down the rabbit hole
- 2:54:35Speaker 3: a terminator. But there's about probably like six movies now.
- 2:54:37Speaker 1: I think I was watching like T two or T
- 2:54:39Speaker 1: three three Salvation.
- 2:54:44Speaker 2: Six of them, you know the last ones that just
- 2:54:47Speaker 2: just try to wring that towel out and gets a
- 2:54:49Speaker 2: couple more drops of blood. Have you ever seen the
- 2:54:51Speaker 2: Leprechaun movies?
- 2:54:53Speaker 1: Yes, dude, After a while they're just like lepren goes
- 2:54:56Speaker 1: to space, lepreconn in the hood, Like it was just
- 2:54:59Speaker 1: literally put the Leprechaun in some setting.
- 2:55:02Speaker 2: It's funny, is that one caught something's catch and they
- 2:55:06Speaker 2: become like cult classics. The Leprechawn movies were cult classics.
- 2:55:09Speaker 2: Very good. Yeah, the troll movie. You ever see the
- 2:55:12Speaker 2: troll movie?
- 2:55:12Speaker 1: I saw Troll two, which is like the worst film
- 2:55:15Speaker 1: that's ever been made. Have you seen that?
- 2:55:16Speaker 2: Which there's no Troll one.
- 2:55:17Speaker 1: They just made Troll two.
- 2:55:19Speaker 2: It's so bad.
- 2:55:20Speaker 1: It's phenomenal, Like it's absolutely the best, the best watch.
- 2:55:24Speaker 1: If you watch Troll Too, you'll watch the first scene
- 2:55:27Speaker 1: or whatever, and you'll go, oh, he's the worst actor
- 2:55:29Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. And then the next
- 2:55:31Speaker 1: person will come in the scene you go, oh, no,
- 2:55:32Speaker 1: she's the worst actor. And it just keeps going. Everyone
- 2:55:36Speaker 1: is worse than the next person.
- 2:55:38Speaker 2: Oh god, so bad.
- 2:55:39Speaker 3: I think they remade Troll two and it's coming on
- 2:55:41Speaker 3: Netflix a week.
- 2:55:42Speaker 1: You're kidding.
- 2:55:43Speaker 3: I just google Troll two and there's a trailer for
- 2:55:45Speaker 3: a movie coming out the time.
- 2:55:46Speaker 1: They made a documentary about it called the best worst movie.
- 2:55:49Speaker 1: Oh no, this is different. Yeah, these are pretty awesome.
- 2:55:54Speaker 2: Troll too. I don't know what the fuck it came
- 2:55:56Speaker 2: to that. Yeah, but the tail or something, it's got
- 2:56:00Speaker 2: a tail. It is weird that he doesn't have a dick, though,
- 2:56:03Speaker 2: was like, why does he conveniently have like animal skins
- 2:56:06Speaker 2: over his dick?
- 2:56:07Speaker 3: Nineteen ninety was another one came out.
- 2:56:09Speaker 2: Yeah, that so I would imagine you wouldn't would be
- 2:56:11Speaker 2: totally comfortable being naked.
- 2:56:13Speaker 1: Just who cares?
- 2:56:13Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not modest, you know, why are you going
- 2:56:15Speaker 2: to cover your giant dick, your giant bullet off while
- 2:56:18Speaker 2: you kill people? Swing and while you're stomping on people.
- 2:56:21Speaker 2: The last thing I did to see that helmet dropping
- 2:56:23Speaker 2: down is that's.
- 2:56:23Speaker 1: Why you lost your house. Look at the size of
- 2:56:25Speaker 1: my cock.
- 2:56:26Speaker 2: Yeah, this is ridiculous. Why would he be vain or
- 2:56:28Speaker 2: why would he be modest? You know what it's supposed
- 2:56:32Speaker 2: to be really good? Looks really good? Is that new Frankenstein?
- 2:56:36Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
- 2:56:36Speaker 1: The GAMEO detO? Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen that.
- 2:56:39Speaker 2: But you don't like the Predator movies, they're good. I
- 2:56:42Speaker 2: liked the Prey one.
- 2:56:44Speaker 1: That pretty good.
- 2:56:45Speaker 2: That was a good one. Yeah, fun, you know the
- 2:56:47Speaker 2: Command A lot of Indians dying in that, you know, Yeah,
- 2:56:49Speaker 2: it was kind of crazy that one felt with this one.
- 2:56:52Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil anything, but they definitely stray
- 2:56:56Speaker 1: from the rules of being a predator.
- 2:56:59Speaker 2: But it's so good. Is really good.
- 2:57:01Speaker 1: It's really good.
- 2:57:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it. Oh it's the one where is
- 2:57:04Speaker 2: she a robot?
- 2:57:05Speaker 1: She's a robot, which also makes it more realistic that
- 2:57:08Speaker 1: she's so like able to do everything. Anytime I would
- 2:57:12Speaker 1: start to feel sexist, like, oh my gosh, they did
- 2:57:14Speaker 1: this like girl power thing. You're like, no, she's just
- 2:57:17Speaker 1: a robot. They made look like a woman, so it's
- 2:57:19Speaker 1: not like you have to feel like it's not you
- 2:57:22Speaker 1: know whatever.
- 2:57:23Speaker 2: So this is predators are getting sucked up here.
- 2:57:26Speaker 1: Uh So it's based off this one runt predator who's
- 2:57:30Speaker 1: on That's why he looks kind of weird and Shito, No,
- 2:57:33Speaker 1: that's the that's the predators. Yeah. I didn't spoil anything,
- 2:57:35Speaker 1: but he's like a little runt. Oh, and so that's
- 2:57:38Speaker 1: why he's out to prove himself, like because he's smaller
- 2:57:41Speaker 1: than all of them, he's missing a fang. He looks
- 2:57:43Speaker 1: a little weird, but that's because he's supposed to look
- 2:57:45Speaker 1: weird because a lot of people are like this. This
- 2:57:47Speaker 1: this predator looks stupid.
- 2:57:51Speaker 2: That's interesting. Nine like this movie. No, she loved it.
- 2:57:55Speaker 2: I like when they can do that with a movie.
- 2:57:57Speaker 2: You know, you think, oh, what is this going to be? Right?
- 2:58:00Speaker 2: Flip it on its how I felt.
- 2:58:03Speaker 1: And every time there would be a thing where I'd
- 2:58:04Speaker 1: start to criticize it, like I'd be like, this feels
- 2:58:06Speaker 1: like Mortal Kombat, and then in my mind I'd go, Jeff,
- 2:58:08Speaker 1: you love Mortal Kombat. I was all right, and then
- 2:58:10Speaker 1: like the next part, I'd be like this kind of
- 2:58:12Speaker 1: Star Wars and like, but I love Star Wars. So
- 2:58:13Speaker 1: like I kept like coaching for seven and then after
- 2:58:15Speaker 1: a whiles, this movie's really good.
- 2:58:16Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta just enjoy things. Yeah, that's why I
- 2:58:19Speaker 2: still people when I play AI music for them, Like,
- 2:58:22Speaker 2: just forget about the fact that Root's taken over. This
- 2:58:24Speaker 2: is great music.
- 2:58:25Speaker 1: This is a pattern of every famous person I know.
- 2:58:28Speaker 2: Wait, you say Jamie is tough, But which one stuff great? Great?
- 2:58:32Speaker 3: Is the weird?
- 2:58:33Speaker 2: It's amazing? How about that very good?
- 2:58:35Speaker 1: That?
- 2:58:36Speaker 2: What up? Gangster? Is amazing? You know it is.
- 2:58:38Speaker 3: I've just I've I've gotten so many rabbit holes too.
- 2:58:40Speaker 3: Watching cover songs though, like my favorite cover song and
- 2:58:44Speaker 3: finding different bands doing good versions of it.
- 2:58:46Speaker 2: They're real listen though, the real bands are better for
- 2:58:50Speaker 2: sure because it's a real band, so it's a real person.
- 2:58:53Speaker 2: But I love listening to AI music. I know there's
- 2:58:56Speaker 2: one going vibe.
- 2:58:56Speaker 1: I've never even heard of this.
- 2:58:58Speaker 3: It's not officially one. It's like a weird designation, but
- 2:59:01Speaker 3: there's a song that's number one on the country Digital
- 2:59:05Speaker 3: Sales chart by a completely AI band.
- 2:59:08Speaker 1: DJs kind of DJs were kind of like the first
- 2:59:12Speaker 1: version of that, Like they're putting in their robot and
- 2:59:15Speaker 1: then like making the songs and sampling and stuff. So
- 2:59:17Speaker 1: this is just I mean, it's not that far deviating.
- 2:59:20Speaker 2: This is way deviating. This is you could change the
- 2:59:23Speaker 2: kind of song, like you could have it like a
- 2:59:26Speaker 2: little Charlie Crockett, a little Elvis Presley. You could mix it.
- 2:59:29Speaker 2: And they were like, they're essentially drawing from all the
- 2:59:33Speaker 2: songs that have ever been made, so all the best
- 2:59:35Speaker 2: sounds that anybody's ever has to be good. It's amazing,
- 2:59:39Speaker 2: it's so good.
- 2:59:40Speaker 1: It has to be the way you just described it.
- 2:59:42Speaker 1: It has all the music.
- 2:59:43Speaker 2: Well, go wrap this up, Jeff, and we'll wrap this
- 2:59:46Speaker 2: up and I'll play you a little what up gangster.
- 2:59:49Speaker 2: We don't need the audience at home to hear this,
- 2:59:51Speaker 2: but you need to hear this everyone to edit out anyway.
- 2:59:54Speaker 1: Every so many successful people I know are really like
- 2:59:56Speaker 1: big music heads.
- 2:59:58Speaker 2: Oh music is a drug, man. It's a marvelous drug
- 3:00:01Speaker 2: that inspires you, makes you feel better, it makes you move.
- 3:00:04Speaker 1: Around that mothership. You guys are always playing good music
- 3:00:07Speaker 1: up in that game, and I'm always like, what is this?
- 3:00:09Speaker 1: Like every single time I think I'm in that green room,
- 3:00:11Speaker 1: I'm always going, what's this one?
- 3:00:12Speaker 2: Tony's got a bun? Well, everybody contributes. Everybody when they
- 3:00:15Speaker 2: find a cool song, we'll bring it into the green
- 3:00:17Speaker 2: room and then we'll add it to the We got
- 3:00:19Speaker 2: the playlist on Spotify's like thirty four hours or something. Now, Yeah,
- 3:00:23Speaker 2: it's crazy because you just keep you adding cool songs.
- 3:00:25Speaker 1: That's perfect.
- 3:00:26Speaker 2: Jeff did anything website, Instagram.
- 3:00:30Speaker 1: I just launched a podcast. It's called die Hard Pretty good. Yeah,
- 3:00:36Speaker 1: y d y e Hard once a week comes out
- 3:00:40Speaker 1: every week. You can watch it on YouTube or wherever
- 3:00:42Speaker 1: you listen to podcasts. It's on everything. Yeah, and then
- 3:00:45Speaker 1: at first I didn't because of you. I made it
- 3:00:48Speaker 1: for everyone, you know, like I had it behind a
- 3:00:51Speaker 1: thing on a Patreon and like, NA, don't do that.
- 3:00:54Speaker 2: I'm going, yeah, it just it won't grow. That's the problem.
- 3:00:57Speaker 2: Like you get some money for like a a complete lack.
- 3:01:00Speaker 1: Of Yeah, I'd rather everyone hear it. And uh, and
- 3:01:03Speaker 1: then also we will start doing a thing where it's
- 3:01:05Speaker 1: like once a week we'll do the uh, you know,
- 3:01:07Speaker 1: a face to face where I have like an interview
- 3:01:09Speaker 1: with somebody that I like and and sit down and
- 3:01:12Speaker 1: do like a proper podcast. But yeah, and then Jeff
- 3:01:15Speaker 1: dot com to find all my tour dates.
- 3:01:17Speaker 2: And uh, I'll see you tonight, yes sir, yes sir,
- 3:01:19Speaker 2: all right, thanks for having me brother. All right, here's
- 3:01:22Speaker 2: the music.