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- 1:47Speaker 1: me so our lead. This hour is from the Hoosier
- 1:51Speaker 1: State That was the stage for Game three of the
- 1:55Speaker 1: NBA Finals. Once a generation the Pacers play in the finals,
- 2:00Speaker 1: and I was there the last time many years ago
- 2:02Speaker 1: they played in the NBA Finals.
- 2:03Speaker 4: But they were back home. Game there.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Jay yogis Alexander leading the Thunder into Indianapolis for a
- 2:10Speaker 1: battle with Tyrese Halliburton and the Pacers. Where are you watching?
- 2:15Speaker 1: Of course you were not watching based on the ratings crickets,
- 2:18Speaker 1: but don't worry. We watched so you would not have
- 2:22Speaker 1: to the life of a mensch. Are good mitzvah of
- 2:26Speaker 1: the day, And it was a secondary actor that took over.
- 2:31Speaker 1: Benedict Mathern twenty seven points off the bench. The Dagger
- 2:37Speaker 1: twenty seven points off the bench, played well in the
- 2:40Speaker 1: fourth quarter. Tyrese Halliburton had twenty two and eleven nine
- 2:45Speaker 1: rebounds and a partridge in a paar tree and the
- 2:48Speaker 1: upstart Pacers, who were given less than a ten percent
- 2:52Speaker 1: chance of winning this series. Well, right now, they're in
- 2:54Speaker 1: good shape as they retook the lead in the NBA
- 2:57Speaker 1: Finals slithering pass the thunder by nine in Game three
- 3:02Speaker 1: on Wednesday night. As now Indiana two wins away from
- 3:08Speaker 1: having a parade, two wins away from a championship, and
- 3:12Speaker 1: one of the great players on this show, a man
- 3:15Speaker 1: that has been immortalized by our friend Marcel and Brooklyn
- 3:18Speaker 1: Pascal Siakam got to make sure I say that right.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Twenty one points for Indiana. So the Pacers who lost
- 3:25Speaker 1: Game two and a route or root a non competitive
- 3:29Speaker 1: Game two, and then had about seven weeks off, they
- 3:31Speaker 1: come back, they will get to win. So they improve
- 3:33Speaker 1: now to ten and oh ten and oh since mid
- 3:37Speaker 1: March in the game following a loss. So if they
- 3:41Speaker 1: just do that, if they just win every other game
- 3:44Speaker 1: since they won Game one using malor math, they are
- 3:48Speaker 1: going to be crowned the champions of the NBA. Now,
- 3:50Speaker 1: Game four, shockingly will be played on Friday night. I
- 3:54Speaker 1: hope the players can deal with that having only one
- 3:56Speaker 1: day off between the games. With The better story is
- 4:00Speaker 1: where have I trained you like Pavlov's dogs? Yes, the
- 4:05Speaker 1: losing locker room. So let us discuss the question who
- 4:08Speaker 1: wears the shame bell? For SGA's OKC team that.
- 4:15Speaker 4: Did have a small lead, a small lead.
- 4:19Speaker 1: Going to the fourth quarter, and they blew it a
- 4:21Speaker 1: five point lead going to the fourth quarter, and they
- 4:23Speaker 1: were outplayed by a wide margin by Indiana in Game
- 4:28Speaker 1: three of the finals. So who wears the shame bell?
- 4:30Speaker 1: I've got house keys, booster, and lecture, and we will
- 4:36Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are going
- 4:41Speaker 1: to make cotton candy because that's what I saw from
- 4:45Speaker 1: Oklahoma City in the fourth quarter. They played like cotton candy.
- 4:49Speaker 4: In terms of the shame bell.
- 4:52Speaker 1: And there's one thing we love in overnight sports radio
- 4:56Speaker 1: is pointing the finger and giving the shame bell. The
- 5:00Speaker 1: head of the snake is the problem here.
- 5:02Speaker 4: Where have you gone?
- 5:04Speaker 1: SGA? A thunder nation, whatever that means, turns his lonely
- 5:07Speaker 1: eyes to you, as Shay it was right there. We'd
- 5:12Speaker 1: like to say on this show, when you play bad
- 5:13Speaker 1: in a big game in a key moment, you've written
- 5:15Speaker 1: the vomit comet and there he was. He disappeared. It's
- 5:19Speaker 1: kind of like when you're when you're looking to leave
- 5:20Speaker 1: the house and you forgot where you put the keys,
- 5:22Speaker 1: and you're kind of digging around the junk drawer and
- 5:24Speaker 1: you can't find the house keys that you know they're
- 5:26Speaker 1: in the drunk the drunk drawer, the junk drawer, and
- 5:30Speaker 1: you can't find them. Right, You're like, what's going on?
- 5:34Speaker 1: How bad was he? All right, I'll answer the question.
- 5:37Speaker 1: So okase mentioned they had they had a small lead,
- 5:40Speaker 1: a bite sized lead going to the fourth quarter. Now
- 5:43Speaker 1: we know that that's not that big an advanced five points.
- 5:45Speaker 4: However, you are the MVP.
- 5:49Speaker 1: You have been compared in columns, online posts, glowing reports
- 5:56Speaker 1: from fun boys. You have been compared to Michael George
- 6:00Speaker 1: and Kobe Bryant. Yes, I know it's ridiculous, but you
- 6:05Speaker 1: have it. Yeah, this good player, but it seems a
- 6:09Speaker 1: little much. So anyway, what did SGA do to add
- 6:12Speaker 1: another chapter to his book of legends?
- 6:15Speaker 4: Don't ask.
- 6:16Speaker 1: He grabbed a pillow and a blankie and he took
- 6:20Speaker 1: a nap.
- 6:21Speaker 4: Shay's fingerprints were all over this one.
- 6:24Speaker 1: He had a very ugly stat line as Shae Jogis
- 6:27Speaker 1: Alexander three points, one rebound and had as many assists
- 6:31Speaker 1: as you and I had none and one turnover in
- 6:35Speaker 1: the fourth quarter. He was not the player that he
- 6:37Speaker 1: had been getting the calls, getting the separation, the everything
- 6:42Speaker 1: was a little off, and that became problematic as Indiana
- 6:48Speaker 1: was able to take advantage there in the Pacers get
- 6:51Speaker 1: her done. And let's hear from the man of the
- 6:55Speaker 1: hour SGA here pointing out that, hey, the other guys
- 6:59Speaker 1: over there, they were scratching and clawing a bit.
- 7:03Speaker 4: Take a listen.
- 7:04Speaker 5: Yeah, they were aggressive, they were hiring the pick and rolls.
- 7:07Speaker 5: They really were just like Courts said, more aggressive, more forceful.
- 7:10Speaker 4: That's right.
- 7:10Speaker 5: Yeah, we gotta starts with me, but we gotta apply
- 7:14Speaker 5: that pressure back.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Well, you're you're the MVP, a three hundred million dollar guy,
- 7:20Speaker 1: you're all that.
- 7:22Speaker 4: Come on, you gotta get it done.
- 7:24Speaker 1: All right? Well, what about game number four? That's the
- 7:28Speaker 1: next game here? Do you have any thoughts on that
- 7:30Speaker 1: you'd like to share with the class.
- 7:31Speaker 5: It felt like they won all the fifty to fifty plays.
- 7:34Speaker 5: They executed on both of the both ends.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Of the ball.
- 7:36Speaker 5: You're still going when you give those two things up,
- 7:39Speaker 5: and no matter what quarter, you're probably gonna lose the quarter,
- 7:42Speaker 5: especially and then it goes back to especially on the
- 7:45Speaker 5: road in the hostile environment and their crowds behind them.
- 7:48Speaker 5: So yeah, we got to take care of those things.
- 7:50Speaker 5: If you want to come out a game forward a.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Dub okay with the dub All right, very nice, all right,
- 7:55Speaker 1: So here we go again. He sucked at a time
- 7:57Speaker 1: you cannot suck, and you can't do that in the
- 8:00Speaker 1: finals and all that stuff. This is a legacy situation
- 8:04Speaker 1: and he was a bird without wings, unable to take
- 8:08Speaker 1: off there in the fourth quarter. But in general, Oklahoma City,
- 8:13Speaker 1: as was mentioned here, it was just out hustled. You
- 8:15Speaker 1: don't have to be an NBA coach or some kind
- 8:18Speaker 1: of high falutin insider to know. You just have to
- 8:21Speaker 1: be able to know ball.
- 8:22Speaker 4: We know ball.
- 8:23Speaker 1: Do we not know ball? Come on, we know ball.
- 8:26Speaker 1: We are experts at ball. So in general, Oklahoma City
- 8:31Speaker 1: was just bad all the way around. Late in the game,
- 8:33Speaker 1: but thanks to Indiana backup. As we mentioned the star
- 8:36Speaker 1: of the show Benedict Mathern. The math was math in
- 8:40Speaker 1: there twenty seven points. The Thunder outscored by thirty one points.
- 8:46Speaker 1: I believe if my math is correct, it was twenty one.
- 8:49Speaker 1: It was a lot.
- 8:50Speaker 4: It was a lot.
- 8:50Speaker 1: I think it was thirty one. Anyway, it was like
- 8:54Speaker 1: a lot of bench points, most of it from Mathron.
- 8:57Speaker 1: A huge advantage there in the bench point, it was
- 9:00Speaker 1: forty nine to eighteen. Now page two, So let's go
- 9:04Speaker 1: to the winning locker room, which is not as good
- 9:06Speaker 1: as story, but we'll go there anyway. So you have
- 9:08Speaker 1: a two to one lead in the NBA Finals. You've
- 9:10Speaker 1: got home court advantage. If you just win the home games,
- 9:13Speaker 1: you're going to win the championship. So dude, Tyrese Haliburton
- 9:17Speaker 1: and the Indiana Pacers have a stranglehold on the NBA Finals.
- 9:23Speaker 1: So if you look at the comps on this, they
- 9:27Speaker 1: are a hitter batting eight hundred at this point. The
- 9:33Speaker 1: comps say, the analytics say, you are an eight hundred hitter.
- 9:39Speaker 1: You're not Tony Gwyn, You're not Ty Cobb. You're an
- 9:44Speaker 1: eight hundred hitter. That's Beer League Softball history says the
- 9:47Speaker 1: Pacers are in control. In the forty one previous NBA
- 9:52Speaker 1: Finals that were tied at a game apiece, the team
- 9:55Speaker 1: that won Game three got to get that shiny hunk
- 9:59Speaker 1: of metal thirty three times. That's an eighty percent winning
- 10:04Speaker 1: clip eighty point five percent. So clear advantage to the Pacers.
- 10:08Speaker 1: But as we often point out, what do we say
- 10:10Speaker 1: here the disclaimer? As the great Dick Stockton, legendary sportscaster
- 10:14Speaker 1: taught me, He said, ben stats tell you what has happened,
- 10:18Speaker 1: not what's going to happen. This is clearly a booster
- 10:21Speaker 1: shot for Indiana, and unlike some of those booster shots
- 10:24Speaker 1: we had to take a few years ago, these actually work.
- 10:27Speaker 1: So can Benedict Mathern bottle this up and do it again?
- 10:31Speaker 4: Does he even have to do that again?
- 10:33Speaker 1: It is a game Indiana won with Tyrese Haliburton, who
- 10:37Speaker 1: is known as the closer, and he was not the
- 10:40Speaker 1: closer in terms of big shots fourth quarter. He was
- 10:44Speaker 1: one of four down the stretch in the fourth quarter
- 10:47Speaker 1: and had just three points.
- 10:48Speaker 4: So this is an.
- 10:49Speaker 1: Exhale situation for Indiana and they're in good, good shape.
- 10:55Speaker 4: But are they really?
- 10:56Speaker 1: I mean, you can't lose it home, So it's like
- 10:58Speaker 1: you gotta win these home games. If you just merely
- 11:00Speaker 1: win the home games, you don't have to win another
- 11:02Speaker 1: game in Oklahoma City, you don't have to worry about
- 11:04Speaker 1: that where SGA seems to get every call now, last word,
- 11:08Speaker 1: So there's a lot of people in the NBA that
- 11:09Speaker 1: are freaking out. They're running around trying to put out
- 11:12Speaker 1: fires here because no one's watching the finals in comparison
- 11:17Speaker 1: to years gone by, it's just a bad product. People
- 11:21Speaker 1: aren't into it, and the people have spoken, and so
- 11:24Speaker 1: everyone's trying to come up with rationale. Adam Silver has
- 11:29Speaker 1: pulled seven muscles trying to manipulate the numbers. We Lebron
- 11:34Speaker 1: James has entered the chat. Of course, Lebron, you know
- 11:38Speaker 1: who he's blaming for the lack of an audience for
- 11:41Speaker 1: the NBA Finals.
- 11:43Speaker 4: Did you see this?
- 11:44Speaker 5: No?
- 11:45Speaker 4: All right, Lebron James is blaming the media.
- 11:49Speaker 1: It's the media's fault, the lack of emotion, the lack
- 11:53Speaker 1: of interest by Joe Schmoe, Joe sixpack doesn't care. The
- 11:58Speaker 1: Hoy PELOI is not watching the NBA Finals.
- 12:01Speaker 5: Now.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Lebron says that the media is not telling enough stories
- 12:05Speaker 1: and they're not doing their homework. He says they're failing
- 12:08Speaker 1: the fans. Is he right? All right? So let me
- 12:13Speaker 1: begin with this. This is a the word I will
- 12:16Speaker 1: use is ridiculous. Capital r capital are ridiculous. The basketball
- 12:21Speaker 1: media are a bunch of lightweights. They are not the problem. Okay,
- 12:25Speaker 1: they are not the problem. The Thunder and Pacers. The
- 12:29Speaker 1: Thunder in particular a great team right regular season, great
- 12:32Speaker 1: team and all that they tried to win the regular season.
- 12:34Speaker 1: The Pacers ever since, like January, played very well. The
- 12:39Speaker 1: issue is they don't have star power. And that's the
- 12:43Speaker 1: secret ingredient, which is not so secret that people search
- 12:46Speaker 1: out the casuals.
- 12:48Speaker 4: That's what they look for.
- 12:49Speaker 1: And usually you have at least one headliner in the
- 12:53Speaker 1: NBA finals, whether it's Steph Curry or Lebron who people
- 12:57Speaker 1: love to hate. So you don't have that. You don't
- 13:01Speaker 1: have curR, you don't have Lebron, you don't have an audience.
- 13:04Speaker 1: And the media, the evil media. I have read a
- 13:08Speaker 1: number of glowing think pieces, stories about the magic of
- 13:13Speaker 1: Shay Jogis Alexander and the mythical superpowers of Tyresse Halliburton. Unfortunately,
- 13:20Speaker 1: those guys don't make the public tingles. Not my opinion,
- 13:23Speaker 1: it's a fact. Okay, sorry, not sorry. It's nice of
- 13:29Speaker 1: media expert Lebron James to lecture the rank and file
- 13:35Speaker 1: on storytelling. This is classic Lebron. Is This not perfect
- 13:40Speaker 1: for Lebron. He's always got to control the narrative and
- 13:44Speaker 1: make everything about him. Now, I have done a TV
- 13:48Speaker 1: show the last couple of years with a guy who
- 13:49Speaker 1: does that too, makes everything about him, and I hate
- 13:52Speaker 1: people like that. What are the basketball media types supposed
- 13:57Speaker 1: to do if the public doesn't are they gonna force
- 14:02Speaker 1: them to care? Where are they gonna make a cooking
- 14:04Speaker 1: documentary with Pascal Siakam cooking his favorite dish, pasta prima era, Like?
- 14:09Speaker 1: What are they gonna a deep dive on Tyreese Halliburn.
- 14:12Speaker 1: I don't know if he collects Pokemon cards or not,
- 14:14Speaker 1: but it looks like he might be the guy that
- 14:16Speaker 1: collects Pokemon cards.
- 14:18Speaker 4: I'm not judging.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I'm just saying there's no amount of storytelling, none that
- 14:23Speaker 1: can replace star power, and that is the real issue.
- 14:28Speaker 4: You're starting out.
- 14:30Speaker 1: It's like starting a race and you're behind by a
- 14:33Speaker 1: couple of lengths at the race because the market size
- 14:37Speaker 1: is a huge advantage. You have bigger market, there's more people.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Now.
- 14:41Speaker 1: Not everyone in every big city cares about sports. There's
- 14:44Speaker 1: a lot of weirdos that aren't like us, that don't
- 14:46Speaker 1: like sports. They don't have the sports gene so they
- 14:48Speaker 1: don't understand. But there's enough if you're in the big city,
- 14:52Speaker 1: the big metropolis is where you have enough people that
- 14:55Speaker 1: do care and are passionate, and then the other people,
- 14:58Speaker 1: some of them a percentage of those people, well we
- 15:00Speaker 1: better watch because everyone else is watching. So it becomes
- 15:03Speaker 1: a communal thing. And even if that same effect happens
- 15:06Speaker 1: in a place like Oklahoma City or Indianapolis, the size
- 15:09Speaker 1: thing is the issue. That's the that's the rubs, as
- 15:14Speaker 1: they say, whoever they are.
- 15:16Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
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- 15:27Speaker 1: If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.
- 15:29Speaker 4: But what if you don't want to work there?
- 15:31Speaker 1: What happens?
- 15:31Speaker 5: Then?
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- 16:45Speaker 4: Man, is this a good story? Man? Is this a
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- 16:48Speaker 1: So Big Apple blues, Big Apple Blues the headline Big
- 16:52Speaker 1: Apple Blues on this one, and our lead from from Gotham.
- 16:57Speaker 1: As the Pacers and Thunder play a Barnberger in the
- 17:01Speaker 1: NBA Finals and Indiana winning that game. Thanks getting wacky
- 17:06Speaker 1: for the team that the Pacers beat in the Eastern
- 17:09Speaker 1: Conference Finals. Now, if you have not heard, perhaps not,
- 17:13Speaker 1: the New York Knicks have now been denied permission to
- 17:17Speaker 1: speak with Chicago Bulls head coach Billy Donovan about the
- 17:22Speaker 1: head coaching job in Gotham. And if that sounds familiar
- 17:26Speaker 1: it should we have learned now the Knickerbockers have been
- 17:28Speaker 1: rejected by everyone.
- 17:31Speaker 4: By everyone.
- 17:32Speaker 1: In fact, the coaches include Jason Kidd, Chris Finch, Quinn
- 17:37Speaker 1: Snyder in Atlanta, Billy Donovan, as we mentioned, emy Udoka,
- 17:41Speaker 1: They've all said we want no part in that. In fact,
- 17:44Speaker 1: I even rejected the Knicks. They contacted me. They said, no,
- 17:48Speaker 1: my brother lives there. I don't want to live there.
- 17:49Speaker 4: I'm good.
- 17:50Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question, what have we learned
- 17:55Speaker 1: about the New York Knicks with this episode playing out
- 18:00Speaker 1: the last forty eight hours, that they have been turned
- 18:04Speaker 1: down by everyone since they made the coaching change.
- 18:07Speaker 4: What have we learned about the Knicks?
- 18:08Speaker 1: So I've got fun zone, bonfire and supply chain shortage,
- 18:15Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together and
- 18:20Speaker 1: we are going to make some thin cut pastrami, which
- 18:23Speaker 1: is really the perfect way to eat pastrami, that thin cut,
- 18:26Speaker 1: nice sandwich.
- 18:27Speaker 4: A couple slices of bread.
- 18:28Speaker 1: There, all right, So numb Burrow, I said, numb Burrow. Yeah,
- 18:36Speaker 1: what we have learned about the Knicks since the coaching
- 18:39Speaker 1: change that the move to fire Tom Thibodeau was a
- 18:44Speaker 1: knee jerk reaction as we anticipated it was at the
- 18:49Speaker 1: time by James Dolan. This was owner rage, embarrassed by
- 18:56Speaker 1: losing to the upstart Pacers. So he's get the cooling
- 19:01Speaker 1: off period, the Knickerbocker owner and sent Tom Thibodeau to
- 19:05Speaker 1: the coaching electric chair and said, begon, Tims, begon. Now
- 19:10Speaker 1: this was not supposed to happen. This was not part
- 19:14Speaker 1: of that. How do we know that? In the big
- 19:17Speaker 1: industrial complex of professional sports, the way it works is
- 19:21Speaker 1: and it also works like this in radio. When you
- 19:23Speaker 1: get rid of someone, you already have the replacement ready
- 19:26Speaker 1: to go. It's all semantics. You already have the person
- 19:30Speaker 1: to replace the coach ready to go. It never works
- 19:34Speaker 1: this way. It's not supposed to work this way. And
- 19:37Speaker 1: now James Dolan, the owner of the New York Knickerbockers,
- 19:42Speaker 1: finds himself in a fund zone called the Puzzling World.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Now this amusement park, come one, come all fun for
- 19:50Speaker 1: all ages. Only one ride. Though the ride is amazed.
- 19:55Speaker 1: You're stuck in a maze. There is no exit, just
- 19:59Speaker 1: to some twists and turns and a whole lot of confusion.
- 20:03Speaker 1: That is the Puzzling World, the fund zone of the
- 20:06Speaker 1: New York Knickerbockers. How many coaching rejections does it take
- 20:11Speaker 1: for the Knicks franchise to get the message that they
- 20:13Speaker 1: are painfully out of touch and it's not a great
- 20:16Speaker 1: job and people don't want to go there because if
- 20:18Speaker 1: you are keeping score at home or at work, or
- 20:21Speaker 1: wherever you might be, they have now been told no
- 20:25Speaker 1: by Jason Kidd of the Mavericks, Chris Finch in Minnesota,
- 20:30Speaker 1: Quinn Snyder in Atlanta, Billy Donovan in Chicago, and e
- 20:33Speaker 1: May Udoka in Houston. That is the big five, a
- 20:37Speaker 1: five pack of denials, a five piece nugget, five doors
- 20:42Speaker 1: slam shut, thanks but no thanks. Now, I did some
- 20:47Speaker 1: Mallard back of the napkin math. I believe I'm right
- 20:49Speaker 1: on this. So let's do it out. We'll do the algebra,
- 20:52Speaker 1: we'll play it out right now. So if you take
- 20:53Speaker 1: away the Suns, the Grizzlies, and the Nuggets, who all
- 20:56Speaker 1: just hired coaches, so why would they let their coach leave?
- 21:00Speaker 1: The Sons, the Grizzlies, and Nuggets just hired their coaches,
- 21:03Speaker 1: you'd also take away the Pacers and Thunder because their
- 21:06Speaker 1: coaches are in the NBA Finals. You then of course
- 21:08Speaker 1: take the Knicks off because they're the team looking for
- 21:11Speaker 1: the coach.
- 21:11Speaker 4: So there's thirty teams originally in the NBA.
- 21:13Speaker 1: So I just eliminated by my math there, I eliminated
- 21:19Speaker 1: the Sons, the Grizzlies, and the Nuggets. That's three, the
- 21:22Speaker 1: Pacers in Thunder that's five, and then I also eliminated
- 21:27Speaker 1: the Knicks, so that's six. So there's twenty four other
- 21:30Speaker 1: teams available, and the math is like twenty percent. Twenty
- 21:35Speaker 1: percent of the available coaches have rejected rejected the Knickerbockers,
- 21:42Speaker 1: and so the Knicks. It's like an old school telemarketing thing.
- 21:46Speaker 1: The Knickerbockers are now so clueless they are cold calling coaches.
- 21:52Speaker 1: It's like, hello, Jason Kidd. Yeah, hey Jay, Jason, Yeah,
- 21:56Speaker 1: this is James Dolan, owner of the New York Knicks.
- 21:59Speaker 1: How you doing today? Okay, good? How's the family?
- 22:01Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 22:02Speaker 1: Hey, if I could show you a way to coach
- 22:04Speaker 1: the Knickerbockers at the Mecca, would you be interested in
- 22:07Speaker 1: learning more about the Knicks coaching job?
- 22:09Speaker 4: Click? Yeah, that's what it's like.
- 22:11Speaker 1: The Knicks fancy themselves as a world class destination, right.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Premiere franchise big city, r most famous arena, world's most
- 22:20Speaker 1: famous arena. However, five of the successful coaches, some of
- 22:26Speaker 1: them are even not that successful, have said no, and
- 22:30Speaker 1: make no mistake, Well, the teams have denied it, and
- 22:32Speaker 1: the Knicks will say, well, the teams didn't want the
- 22:34Speaker 1: coaches go. Knowing the way this works, if Jason kids like,
- 22:38Speaker 1: I don't want to coach the Mavericks, I want to
- 22:40Speaker 1: coach the Knicks, the Mavericks will say, Okay, we don't
- 22:43Speaker 1: want to coach that doesn't want to be here, so
- 22:45Speaker 1: we'll work something out with the Knicks. It's on the coach.
- 22:49Speaker 1: If the coach does not want the job, that's fine.
- 22:53Speaker 1: But if the coach one of these guys, the five
- 22:55Speaker 1: Emai Udoka, I don't know why he'd want the job,
- 22:57Speaker 1: but he's in Houston. They got a young team that's
- 22:59Speaker 1: on the comm as. They in gambling, and so he's like, hey,
- 23:03Speaker 1: maybe I want to go to New York. I got
- 23:04Speaker 1: you know, some actress I want to hook up with there. Whatever.
- 23:07Speaker 1: I don't know. So he said, okay, well the Rockets
- 23:12Speaker 1: will work out of trade. But he didn't want to
- 23:13Speaker 1: do that.
- 23:14Speaker 4: So here we are.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Here we are No. No, interest in the franchise has
- 23:20Speaker 1: been a factory of dysfunction for decades. And the Knicks
- 23:24Speaker 1: walk around like they've got all this machiesem and they've
- 23:28Speaker 1: got all this pull and yet they just bathe in
- 23:31Speaker 1: dirty water.
- 23:33Speaker 4: Those dirty water dogs, that's what they bathed.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the team's rejecting them, and the next thing, they
- 23:40Speaker 1: must show up to these meetings with like a dunce
- 23:42Speaker 1: cap on. At this point, right, he just laughed at
- 23:45Speaker 1: laughed out of the room.
- 23:47Speaker 4: Every single time.
- 23:50Speaker 1: Not one of these coaches wanted the number one media
- 23:54Speaker 1: market in America. They all said I'm good. Embarrassing, capitally
- 24:00Speaker 1: capitally embarrassing. And see James Dolan being rejected more than
- 24:05Speaker 1: a college applicant fresh out of college who sent their
- 24:10Speaker 1: their resume around. They're applied for jobs and they misspelled
- 24:15Speaker 1: their own name on the application. Right, He's like, well,
- 24:17Speaker 1: that's that person's probably not a person to hire. And
- 24:20Speaker 1: now now they're searching at the discount rack. They can
- 24:24Speaker 1: hire some cheap upstart assistant coach you've never heard of.
- 24:28Speaker 1: And the Knicks, if you're a championship contender, you don't
- 24:31Speaker 1: normally hire a starter coach. And the available coaches. You
- 24:35Speaker 1: have to go now to unemployed coaches. Michael Malone of
- 24:38Speaker 1: the Nuggets, late of the Nuggets, Taylor Jenkins, he's out there.
- 24:42Speaker 4: Frank Vogel, who's coached a bunch of teams.
- 24:45Speaker 1: He's a vagabond coach. And so the knickser is like, well,
- 24:49Speaker 1: we got to fake it till we make it. At
- 24:50Speaker 1: this point, now, speaking of the Knicks and former Nick coaches,
- 24:54Speaker 1: page number two here, as we move on, former Nick
- 24:58Speaker 1: coach Tom Tibbet taking a full page ad out in
- 25:04Speaker 1: the New York Times the Old Gray Lady to thank
- 25:07Speaker 1: the fans. So, how does that one hit you? TIBs
- 25:12Speaker 1: taking out a full page ad? How does that one
- 25:14Speaker 1: hit you? So it hits me like a bonfire, a
- 25:17Speaker 1: full page ad. And then I was like, well, maybe
- 25:19Speaker 1: maybe I'm in like some kind of parallel dimension and
- 25:23Speaker 1: I'm going back in time. I said, is it really
- 25:26Speaker 1: twenty twenty five?
- 25:26Speaker 5: No?
- 25:26Speaker 4: No, I can't be.
- 25:27Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five, Like, no, no, it's nineteen ninety seven.
- 25:31Speaker 1: You wake up, you grab your cup of coffee, you
- 25:33Speaker 1: flip through the newspaper. It's got to be the year
- 25:36Speaker 1: nineteen ninety seven. It can't be twenty twenty five, and
- 25:38Speaker 1: then I was like, well, no, it's twenty twenty five.
- 25:39Speaker 1: You talk about having a beachside bonfire with Chris banknotes.
- 25:44Speaker 1: If you're Tom Thibodeau, let's do some malor math on this.
- 25:47Speaker 1: So full page ad New York Times at least one
- 25:51Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I don't think I'm wrong
- 25:54Speaker 1: on that, at least one hundred fifty thousand dollars, probably more,
- 25:59Speaker 1: probably more. I'm probably I'm I'm probably going low. And
- 26:01Speaker 1: for what a one page ad with a photo to
- 26:05Speaker 1: say thank you a update. Hey, Tommy, coach Tibbs, you
- 26:12Speaker 1: could have just sent that out on social media and
- 26:14Speaker 1: saved yourself one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I know
- 26:18Speaker 1: you're rich and James Dolan's gonna pay you a bunch
- 26:20Speaker 1: of money out may you Still you could have recorded
- 26:22Speaker 1: a thirty second video and posted it on Instagram. It's
- 26:26Speaker 1: been great, Thanks, it's been fun, But I gotta run.
- 26:29Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no, no.
- 26:31Speaker 4: TIBs had that old school Now I'm a dinosaur.
- 26:35Speaker 1: I'm an old head, as the kid say, and he
- 26:37Speaker 1: wanted to make sure every one of those woke retirees
- 26:40Speaker 1: in New York and across the country that read the
- 26:43Speaker 1: New York Times. They saw his heart felt farewell right
- 26:46Speaker 1: while reading what the stock market? And then they read
- 26:49Speaker 1: the obits see who died? Good luck, good luck on that.
- 26:53Speaker 1: But yeah, I get the classy move coach Tibbs way
- 26:56Speaker 1: to go. And that's one of those things that should
- 27:00Speaker 1: be completely gone, but is not. The full page newspaper
- 27:03Speaker 1: ad when a star player gets traded or a coach
- 27:07Speaker 1: loses his job, and for some odd reason it continues.
- 27:13Speaker 4: It's very bizarre. It's very bizarre.
- 27:16Speaker 1: But if you're actually honest, complete waste of money, complete
- 27:21Speaker 1: waste of money, should have spent that money on overnight
- 27:23Speaker 1: talk radio advertising.
- 27:24Speaker 4: That would have been a better use of that money.
- 27:26Speaker 1: All right, now, final point, So Adam Silver, the Lizard
- 27:31Speaker 1: person commissioner of the NBA.
- 27:34Speaker 4: My opinion, So Adam Silver Royalty.
- 27:38Speaker 1: He did an interview this week, He did a bunch
- 27:40Speaker 1: of interviews, but he said that that ESPN has always
- 27:43Speaker 1: been more hardcore basketball than TNT. Now the implication that
- 27:50Speaker 1: that is a positive thing. Like the way that I
- 27:53Speaker 1: interpreted what Silver said was that, hey, that's a good thing.
- 27:58Speaker 1: They're hardcore basketball. And TNT is no longer going to
- 28:02Speaker 1: be in business with the NBA, but they were more
- 28:05Speaker 1: a bunch of goofs. Do you agree or disagree with
- 28:09Speaker 1: the premise of Adam Silver that it's actually a good
- 28:12Speaker 1: thing to be more hardcore basketball as opposed to the
- 28:15Speaker 1: coverage that TNT provided. So my thought on this, I
- 28:21Speaker 1: wrote down one word here and I wrote down the word.
- 28:23Speaker 1: It starts with an M capitol M malarkey. This is malarkey.
- 28:28Speaker 1: ESPN's coverage blows. I can't watch the Finals with the
- 28:31Speaker 1: audio up ninety percent of the time because of Doris Burke.
- 28:34Speaker 1: She's unlistenable. I can't watch the halftime because it's terrible.
- 28:38Speaker 1: TNT wiped the floor with ESPN when it comes to
- 28:42Speaker 1: basketball coverage. And the reason why is the very thing
- 28:47Speaker 1: that Adam Silver referenced as a positive for them at
- 28:51Speaker 1: ESPN as opposed to TNT. And the issue is this,
- 28:56Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. There's a supply chain shortage of
- 29:00Speaker 1: hardcore basketball fans.
- 29:02Speaker 4: And Adam Silver is learning.
- 29:04Speaker 1: That as the NBA Finals go on and fewer and
- 29:08Speaker 1: fewer and fewer people are watching every one of these games,
- 29:12Speaker 1: he's learning that the hardcore basketball fan might exist in
- 29:18Speaker 1: corners of social media. Yeah, with all due respect, I
- 29:22Speaker 1: think some of that's just bots and a lot of
- 29:24Speaker 1: fake accounts. There are some people I've talked to them
- 29:28Speaker 1: who are hard oh basketball people, and they love the
- 29:30Speaker 1: nerd stats and all that. The issue, though, is that
- 29:34Speaker 1: the flotsam and jetsam do not want to be lectured
- 29:37Speaker 1: on x's and o's. It is, after all, when everything
- 29:40Speaker 1: is said and done, a TV show and it's supposed
- 29:44Speaker 1: to be entertaining, and TNT always nailed that, and they're done.
- 29:50Speaker 1: That's it. Charles Barkley, he'll suppose to do stuff at ESPN,
- 29:54Speaker 1: will see how that goes.
- 29:55Speaker 4: But Barkley is the ring master of the circus of fund.
- 29:58Speaker 4: He just is.
- 29:59Speaker 1: He's the ring master, personable, silly, charming, debonair, goofy, he's
- 30:02Speaker 1: the life of the party, all those things, all those things.
- 30:05Speaker 4: The NBA product on court often sucks. It just does.
- 30:10Speaker 1: It's the stuff on the periphery that is more interesting
- 30:16Speaker 1: than the actual product on the court. And you can
- 30:18Speaker 1: say that's not right, that's wrong, bah blah blah blah blah.
- 30:22Speaker 1: That's the real world. Okay, that's not the let's sugarcoat
- 30:26Speaker 1: it That's the way it is. The peripheral stuff is
- 30:30Speaker 1: more interesting, the off court drama, the front court speculation,
- 30:33Speaker 1: the trade rumors, the debates yapp a about legacies and
- 30:37Speaker 1: all that.
- 30:37Speaker 4: What generations the greatest fans.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Are not tuning in because they care about hardcore basketball.
- 30:44Speaker 1: And if Adam Silver, I think he's lying when he
- 30:46Speaker 1: says it, I don't think he deep down he knows.
- 30:48Speaker 1: That's the case. They're turning in for a sporty soap
- 30:52Speaker 1: opera that is packaged as basketball. They're not tuning in
- 30:57Speaker 1: to hear Doris Burke break down the x's and is
- 31:00Speaker 1: in an NBA game. They don't want to hear about that.
- 31:02Speaker 1: They'd like to hear Charles Barkley bust balls. That's what
- 31:05Speaker 1: they would like to hear. That's why they would like
- 31:07Speaker 1: to tune in period, hard stop.
- 31:10Speaker 4: That's the way that it is.
- 31:11Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 31:13Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 31:17Speaker 4: Nineteen four It's Mallard. How about that?
- 31:20Speaker 2: To the third degree, this is one big event gets grilled.
- 31:26Speaker 4: We'll get to the third degree right now on the Koplug.
- 31:29Speaker 6: All right, Kirk Cousins seems to be coming to terms
- 31:31Speaker 6: with the fact that he has no longer started in
- 31:32Speaker 6: the league, telling reporters on Tuesday, I'm not going to
- 31:35Speaker 6: dwell on things that aren't reality in terms of that's
- 31:38Speaker 6: not the situation I'm in. Ben With a trade no
- 31:41Speaker 6: longer seeming like a possibility, do you think a Michael
- 31:43Speaker 6: Pennis junior injury is the only way Cousins starts again, No.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Because what's going to have He's playing good cop publicly.
- 31:50Speaker 1: He's like these politicians. They'll tell you whatever you want
- 31:53Speaker 1: to hear to get your vote, and then they'll do
- 31:55Speaker 1: whatever they really want to do whoever pays them off
- 31:58Speaker 1: once they get to office.
- 31:59Speaker 4: So Cousins is just gonna.
- 32:01Speaker 1: Sit back and wait, and he's gonna wait for someone
- 32:04Speaker 1: to go snapcrackle, pop and get hurt and then he's
- 32:07Speaker 1: going to be traded. No reason to complain about it
- 32:11Speaker 1: right now. He'll start for somebody, but he's gonna have
- 32:13Speaker 1: to wait for an injury next.
- 32:15Speaker 6: It's basically a yearly tradition at this point. But Trey
- 32:17Speaker 6: Young's name is coming up in trade talk to yet again,
- 32:20Speaker 6: this time with the Sacramento Kings. Then do you think
- 32:22Speaker 6: the Hawks actually pull the trigger this time around.
- 32:26Speaker 1: Well, listen, Trey Young going from Atlanta to Sacramento. That
- 32:31Speaker 1: he'll be in a worse situation, all right, So why
- 32:34Speaker 1: would you want to put that voodoo on Trey Young?
- 32:37Speaker 1: The Kings have no idea what they're doing. They have
- 32:38Speaker 1: a nice light show outside the arena. That's about it.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Like the team blows. Tyree's had two point guards. They
- 32:45Speaker 1: got head of both of them, Tyrese Haliburton and de
- 32:48Speaker 1: Aaron Fox.
- 32:49Speaker 6: Next, it seems reports of Juan Soto's demise were premature.
- 32:53Speaker 6: Over the last ten games, Sotos looked like his old
- 32:55Speaker 6: self and the Mets are thriving. Ben are the Mets
- 32:57Speaker 6: the most dangerous team in the majors?
- 33:00Speaker 1: Well, the Dodgers are in a class by themselves, and
- 33:03Speaker 1: the Mets are good. And Soto is finally playing like
- 33:05Speaker 1: we thought he was going to play at today. Yes,
- 33:09Speaker 1: the answer is yes today. Tomorrow it might be a
- 33:11Speaker 1: different answer. How did we do he passes an edition
- 33:13Speaker 1: there it is. That's a win.
- 33:14Speaker 4: I like the phones.
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- 33:34Speaker 4: It's now time for time for horry Honey, Honey.
- 33:38Speaker 1: Ask bad Twitter.
- 33:39Speaker 4: Send us your questions on Twitter now.
- 33:43Speaker 1: And way we go.
- 33:45Speaker 4: It's asked Ben.
- 33:46Speaker 1: Your questions are answers for the rest of the hour.
- 33:51Speaker 1: The rest of the hour, you can add your question
- 33:55Speaker 1: use the hashtag ask Ben and friends and the reading
- 34:00Speaker 1: of the questions and over to cool.
- 34:03Speaker 6: All right, Ben, We're gonna start with let's go with
- 34:07Speaker 6: the question from blind Emmett, who changed his displaying to him.
- 34:13Speaker 6: I know, what's his new name. He's got his full
- 34:16Speaker 6: name on there for some reason. Really, yeah, but.
- 34:18Speaker 4: He's very formal.
- 34:19Speaker 6: You know.
- 34:19Speaker 1: He's a five year veteran of the podcast Ward.
- 34:22Speaker 6: He wants to know, what is the dumbest thing You've
- 34:25Speaker 6: ever spent money on?
- 34:29Speaker 4: Well, I mean, now, I usually am pretty these days.
- 34:32Speaker 1: I don't spend my money on much. I only save it.
- 34:35Speaker 4: I guess, so when I die someone.
- 34:36Speaker 1: Will get a lot of money. I mean, it was
- 34:39Speaker 1: the dumbest thing. Well, I did buy a house. I
- 34:43Speaker 1: don't own it the government. I pay taxes and all
- 34:45Speaker 1: that said, but I put a big payment down on
- 34:48Speaker 1: a house at the advice of my real estate advisor
- 34:51Speaker 1: Tom Looney right before the housing market crashed seventeen years ago.
- 34:56Speaker 1: Terrible investment, horrific investment. So that would be the wor
- 35:00Speaker 1: thing financially, the worst thing. But I mean I bought
- 35:03Speaker 1: other dumb stuff, but not recently. What about you, Lorena.
- 35:07Speaker 6: A carry on bag that could have fit underneath the
- 35:10Speaker 6: seat in front of me? Like, just such a waste
- 35:12Speaker 6: of money.
- 35:13Speaker 1: You bought a carry on that was not able to
- 35:16Speaker 1: fit on the plane?
- 35:19Speaker 5: Wow?
- 35:20Speaker 6: Okay, I think she paid for carry on and it
- 35:25Speaker 6: and it could have it could have fit under the
- 35:27Speaker 6: seat as.
- 35:28Speaker 1: A personal Oh you check it in?
- 35:30Speaker 4: Okay? Oh yeah, yeah, Well isn't isn't the hack?
- 35:33Speaker 1: Usually you don't check your bag in and then they
- 35:37Speaker 1: say does anyone want to check their bag in? And
- 35:38Speaker 1: then you that's it ready to gate. You do it
- 35:40Speaker 1: at the gate. You save money that way.
- 35:42Speaker 6: No, yeah, no, that's the way to do it.
- 35:44Speaker 1: But yeah, cool.
- 35:47Speaker 6: Uh you know it's probably uh NFL direct TV and
- 35:53Speaker 6: NFL Sunday ticket for the However, many like fifteen years
- 35:56Speaker 6: that I did that, yeah, God, thousands of dollars to
- 36:01Speaker 6: direct TV and.
- 36:02Speaker 1: Watch to watch the Broncos lose games.
- 36:04Speaker 6: I guess yeah. And by the way, YouTube TV raise
- 36:07Speaker 6: their prices for Sunday ticket this year. It's now like
- 36:10Speaker 6: five hundred and twenty dollars for Sunday ticket with red zone.
- 36:16Speaker 1: You're a high You're a big spender.
- 36:18Speaker 6: I don't know if I'm gonna do it this year.
- 36:19Speaker 6: That's just that's just a little bit too far from me.
- 36:22Speaker 1: You're gonna do it. You'll see some stories about the
- 36:26Speaker 1: Broncos being good this year.
- 36:28Speaker 5: You'll do it.
- 36:29Speaker 6: I'm gonna try to figure out some some loophole.
- 36:33Speaker 1: Okay, all right, talk to Eddie he might know away.
- 36:36Speaker 1: All right, what is next year's ask? Ben? Your questions
- 36:39Speaker 1: are a damn it the rest of the hour. Damn
- 36:42Speaker 1: it is not a question.
- 36:43Speaker 6: I wish I had seen it. I wish i'd seen
- 36:44Speaker 6: this before I read that, because I just saw another,
- 36:46Speaker 6: a better question from from blind Emmett.
- 36:49Speaker 1: But well, we'll give this people give people question in
- 36:52Speaker 1: I mean, we can't just have blind Emitt Bogart the show.
- 36:55Speaker 6: All right, let's do a question here from a donkey sausage.
- 36:59Speaker 6: I'd he wants to know, have you ever been I'm
- 37:03Speaker 6: assuming this is just for you, but have you ever
- 37:04Speaker 6: been too scared to head home after a show?
- 37:10Speaker 1: Oh, because of the craziness in the world. Uh no, No,
- 37:17Speaker 1: I do get Sometimes I take the one oh one
- 37:21Speaker 1: freeway here in LA through downtown. I often am worried
- 37:26Speaker 1: that some lunatic protesters will jump on the freeway, and
- 37:29Speaker 1: I'm like, what will I do? You know, because that.
- 37:31Speaker 4: Does worry me.
- 37:32Speaker 1: But other than that, I know, I'm not I don't
- 37:35Speaker 1: really live my life like that. You know, if something happens,
- 37:38Speaker 1: that happens. But uh, that's not the only thing like that?
- 37:43Speaker 1: Is that only for me? Next? All right? Uh?
- 37:47Speaker 4: Josh the Bears fan, he's in Nebraska.
- 37:50Speaker 6: Yeah, but he would like to know would you rather
- 37:52Speaker 6: go on a cruise or a bus tour?
- 37:56Speaker 1: So I've never been on a cruise. I have some
- 37:58Speaker 1: people in my circle that love cruises. They say it's amazing,
- 38:01Speaker 1: it's all inclusive, you can eat whatever you want. Other
- 38:04Speaker 1: people say it's terrible. It's you know, it's it's old people,
- 38:08Speaker 1: and it's people that you don't want to hang out with.
- 38:10Speaker 1: So I've never done that. And the idea of being
- 38:13Speaker 1: on a bus where it's a bunch of other people
- 38:16Speaker 1: on the bus that have body how about none be above.
- 38:20Speaker 4: If I had to choose, I guess i'd.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Go bus because I've never done the cruise thing, so
- 38:25Speaker 1: I've heard mixed reviews. What about you, Lorena, Oh.
- 38:27Speaker 6: I love both them.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Cruises are great because you know, you got the all
- 38:31Speaker 1: inclusive food and you can just sit by the.
- 38:33Speaker 4: Pool all day.
- 38:35Speaker 1: But the bus tour is nice because you can actually
- 38:37Speaker 1: walk around and get off and look at different things
- 38:39Speaker 1: around the cities.
- 38:40Speaker 6: And I love that.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and well they say those they do the
- 38:44Speaker 1: My friend Jerry's a big boat guy and they go
- 38:47Speaker 1: to different cities and you go, yeah, you can.
- 38:49Speaker 6: You can get off the cruise ship too. I love cruises.
- 38:53Speaker 6: I think they're awesome.
- 38:56Speaker 1: If you're all about the cruise.
- 38:57Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, you don't mean. It might be a
- 38:59Speaker 6: bunch of old but you don't have to interact with them.
- 39:01Speaker 6: You go with the people that you want to spend
- 39:03Speaker 6: time with, and then.
- 39:04Speaker 4: Hate old people.
- 39:05Speaker 1: I just I just.
- 39:07Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, what's next?
- 39:09Speaker 1: Where are we have to ask? Ben?
- 39:12Speaker 4: Your questions are answered?
- 39:15Speaker 1: Now?
- 39:15Speaker 6: The King Rory would like to know what is more
- 39:18Speaker 6: annoying burning your tongue while eating or biting yourself while eating.
- 39:24Speaker 4: Well, I've done both.
- 39:25Speaker 1: I did a week of radio. I had a lisp.
- 39:27Speaker 1: I sounded like this old Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz.
- 39:30Speaker 1: I ate pizza. It was hot, and I ate it
- 39:32Speaker 1: too fast, and I burned my tongue. I also bit
- 39:35Speaker 1: my tongue. I am such a klutz and the result
- 39:39Speaker 1: is you sound terrible. So I'd say the burn is
- 39:41Speaker 1: worse than the bite. I'll go burn Lorena.
- 39:45Speaker 6: Oh, it's got to be the bite for me. When
- 39:46Speaker 6: I get the inside of my lip or the cheek.
- 39:49Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, then you get it again because it's swollen.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Yeah, just wait till you burn your tongue. What about you.
- 39:55Speaker 6: The burn is so much worse because then you can't
- 39:57Speaker 6: taste things for a while.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Oh it's horror, and it's just it's you. Oh you
- 40:02Speaker 1: have to you can't get it rid of. The tongue
- 40:04Speaker 1: is involved in everything you need. I mean that sounded bad,
- 40:07Speaker 1: but it is. I mean, it's a central part of
- 40:09Speaker 1: what you do, talking, eating other things.