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Aghora | Son of a Boy Dad #163 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Today it is January eighth, twenty twenty four. We are
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  Speaker 2: here live from h Q four. Welcome back, fellas. How
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  Speaker 2: are we doing today?
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  Speaker 3: Good? Yeah, real solid and good, really feeling.
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  Speaker 2: Good, experiencing a world of technology errors.
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  Speaker 3: Right in early.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't even finished my freaking cup of Joe yet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't get the one you wanted.
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  Speaker 2: Though, right now, I didn't. I ordered a hot coffee
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  Speaker 2: and they sent him an iced coffee, so I had
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  Speaker 2: to kill the uber eates man.
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  Speaker 1: I prefer iced all year round anyway.
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  Speaker 2: What is your thing you do?
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  Speaker 3: Like iced? That's a New England thing. I'm surprised you're
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  Speaker 3: not on that train hairball, is it? Yeah? Really?
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  Speaker 2: I guess that makes sense. He people from New England
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  Speaker 2: have ice coffee all year round. It's probably because Unkin
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  Speaker 2: Donuts has better ice coffee than hot coffee by a mile.
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  Speaker 2: Dunkin Donuts coffee me have insane anxiety.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if this is what you want to
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  Speaker 3: be saying. They're a big sponsor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it does. They sponsored a lot of barstool that's good,
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  Speaker 2: We'll cut that out.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, it's okay. I like how I like that
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  Speaker 1: food because it's salty.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, you should not talk about a sponsor line.
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  Speaker 1: I like their hash Browns because it's like eating a
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  Speaker 1: square of salt.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, i'm a, I'm a. I love Dunkin Donuts.
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  Speaker 1: You're getting your ass kicked, especially under the Patriots. You
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  Speaker 1: can't have a Patriots flag up and be talking shit
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  Speaker 1: on Dunkin Donuts.
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  Speaker 2: No, you really can.
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  Speaker 1: It's antithetical to your entire New England legacy.
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  Speaker 3: I was in a very snowy area this weekend, and
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  Speaker 3: the snow was wet and packable, and I thought about
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  Speaker 3: building a snow tunnel, which is what I used to
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  Speaker 3: used to do classic and calling it snow moss.
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  Speaker 2: Instead of ha mass Because was that just for yourself?
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  Speaker 2: Or we're gonna like post that online.
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  Speaker 3: I thought about it, and I thought, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if that'll go over well.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm confused who this would be going not? Were
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  Speaker 2: you gonna like show it to your wife and she's
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  Speaker 2: gonna get pissed. Listen, maybe look what I've done with
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  Speaker 2: my time.
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  Speaker 1: Let's put this baby on hold for another month.
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  Speaker 2: I know you moss might take us to the next level.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta get this on Shark Tank.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted me to fucking do the trash take the
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  Speaker 3: trash up, but instead I got the snow tunnel with
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  Speaker 3: a loose pun because there's a big skied.
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  Speaker 1: Extremely listen, it sounds more like a play on no
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  Speaker 1: Moss than than well.
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  Speaker 3: The only reason it works is because there's a out
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  Speaker 3: and aspen. There's a mountain nearby called snow Mass that
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  Speaker 3: everyone knows, and I was thinking snow moss, snow moss
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  Speaker 3: is better no moss, snow musk.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like it doesn't have anything to do with
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  Speaker 1: anything at least yours was a little bit uh apropos.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I used to build tunnels in the snow, and
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  Speaker 3: every time I did it, I would do it alone,
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  Speaker 3: growing up in Maine, and I fuck much.
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  Speaker 1: Snow is there for you to build a tunnel that
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  Speaker 1: you can.
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  Speaker 3: That we get ten inches photo It was incredible Jesus Christ,
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  Speaker 3: But dude, I've in Maine growing up. We got used
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  Speaker 3: to get feet and feet of snow all winter long. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and we I used to build snow tunnels and I
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  Speaker 3: would go in them and I would panic. I would
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  Speaker 3: panic because I'd be alone and sometimes they'd collapse because
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't exactly a fucking architect, and you'd kind of
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  Speaker 3: get stuck. And there was always a story of some
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  Speaker 3: kid who had died in the snow.
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  Speaker 2: But I would suicide bombers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the first time you test the tunnel, the first
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  Speaker 3: time you climb under, you don't know because if it's
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  Speaker 3: not big enough, your back will hit the top and
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  Speaker 3: then the whole thing will collapse on top of you
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  Speaker 3: and then you're dead. And that was always the scariest part.
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  Speaker 3: And there were a few times that I panicked, did you.
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  Speaker 2: I've been watching this dude's YouTube videos, the Luke the
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  Speaker 2: outdoor Boys. You ever see those?
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  Speaker 3: Love them?
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  Speaker 2: He sleeps in those like uh, those those igloos. I
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  Speaker 2: guess that he makes that scares the fall. I can't
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  Speaker 2: I can't imagine being like comfortable and like, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I guess he's like he knows what he's doing, clearly
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  Speaker 2: he's an expert. But I still can't imagine being like
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  Speaker 2: so sure, you.
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  Speaker 3: See the blonde guy with the glasses, Yeah, yeah, he's
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  Speaker 3: so badass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he's cool, he's a cool guy. I wonder what,
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  Speaker 2: how how you become built like that.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be like from the first day you're
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  Speaker 1: out of the womb, you're like walking through caushin or
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 2: You can't really have a father now I think you
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  Speaker 2: have a great father.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think your dad left early and you are
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  Speaker 3: out in the wilderness on your own. Yeah, that might
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  Speaker 3: be it.
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  Speaker 2: And then you're like, I have to learn all this
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  Speaker 2: stuff myself, and just then you get a little on nest,
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  Speaker 2: like you don't necessarily need all that stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's either that or you have, as you said.
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  Speaker 1: Think of Sydney Well situation where it's like her dad
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  Speaker 1: is also a survivalist and you like learn how to
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  Speaker 1: skin a deer before you can brush your teeth, bingo
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  Speaker 1: bing I think it is healthy. And I'm I'm pissed
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  Speaker 1: at my fucking soft ast parents for not teaching me
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  Speaker 1: any of that.
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  Speaker 3: Ship.
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  Speaker 2: I know that would have been cool. That's like he
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  Speaker 2: brings his kids with him. I don't watch the ones
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  Speaker 2: with his kids, I'm not, but he does bring his
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  Speaker 2: kids with him, and he brings them to like the
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  Speaker 2: fucking deep forest of Alaska, like sleeping like igloos.
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  Speaker 3: That's gotta be a good bonding experience. Yeah, the kids,
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  Speaker 3: the meals he cooks. You know, I will say it's
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  Speaker 3: so good, that's the problem though, But he that's too gourmet.
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  Speaker 2: But no, but.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, if you're ever caught in the wild, make
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  Speaker 3: sure you unpack your tin of beans and your charcuterie
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  Speaker 3: board and you're gonna want to add some of this.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, you're gonna want to pink Himalay and
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  Speaker 1: not your average table.
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  Speaker 3: He brought fresh mozzarella.
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  Speaker 2: He does.
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  Speaker 3: He brings the event that you gets snowed in and
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  Speaker 3: can't make it home, he.
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  Speaker 2: Does bring bread dough. He cooks read a lot in
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  Speaker 2: the floyin. No, but he also does do He does
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  Speaker 2: do episodes where he's fishing and he and he like
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  Speaker 2: does like a catch and cook.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough, But.
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  Speaker 1: His kids would be so much happier if you just
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  Speaker 1: shoved an iPad in their face.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, they they definitely would. He did
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  Speaker 2: a he did a catching cook right by his house
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  Speaker 2: in like West Virginia or wherever he lives. And he, uh, I.
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  Speaker 3: Think it's I think it's in Northern Canada.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he no, because he does most of his
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  Speaker 2: videos are in Alaska.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: But I guess he must be flying to Alaska like weekly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it must be nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's probably got Delta platte.
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  Speaker 3: Probably one of those guys who's hanging out on the
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  Speaker 3: outside of that hole.
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  Speaker 2: Ye dude, that's crazy, that's wild. Explain it, playing guy.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have an explanation for it. All I know
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  Speaker 2: is that it's the seven three seven Max again. But
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  Speaker 2: it's a different I mean, obviously it's not. It's not
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  Speaker 2: the same shit that it was before.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have an explanation except for probably the drift
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  Speaker 1: in the drag.
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  Speaker 2: It seems like it's just boeing his rushing production of
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  Speaker 2: their planes and not doing them properly. It's actually it's
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  Speaker 2: pretty scary. That plane is brand new. He said that
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  Speaker 2: that plane was like a month and a half old,
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  Speaker 2: like off of the fucking factory.
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  Speaker 3: Alaska Airlines, that is an airline that doesn't sound like
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  Speaker 3: it should be a big air line, and yet somehow
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  Speaker 3: it's much bigger than you'd think.
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  Speaker 1: It's probably because they are assembling airplanes in like an
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  Speaker 1: Amazon warehouse, and it's like, dude, who have to piss
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  Speaker 1: in a bucket and are making like eight bucks an
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  Speaker 1: hour have to like make the airplanes.
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  Speaker 2: No, dude, the dudes that make the airplanes probably make
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  Speaker 2: a fucking ridiculous amount of money and.
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  Speaker 1: They just like forgot to put the screws on the door.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Probably, I don't know what it was, but it was, dude.
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  Speaker 2: It is like it is funny how everyone's like, oh, dude,
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  Speaker 2: don't fly Spirit. It's Dane like like those like jokes.
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  Speaker 2: But it's like, dude, they're all this, We're all they're
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  Speaker 2: all the same plane.
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  Speaker 3: Right, They're all like.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like Spirit has a worse quality Boeing seven
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  Speaker 2: three seven than fucking Delta. No, it's probably like an
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  Speaker 2: old tierrier.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure? Are you sure Spirit's not buying the
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  Speaker 3: hand me downs?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely a hand me down or it's like probably
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  Speaker 1: at a like a butcher shop where the Italian guys
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  Speaker 1: like save the best cut of meat for me, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like Delta is getting like the
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  Speaker 1: primo cut and then like the trickle down, like ass
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  Speaker 1: the tripe and everything is going to Spirit Frontier.
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  Speaker 3: He's exactly right, And you can tell because Delta had
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  Speaker 3: the Bluetooth headset TVs for anyone else and that technology
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  Speaker 3: that adjusting to technology at that speed, Uh is a
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  Speaker 3: good indicator I think of which plat.
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  Speaker 2: But isn't that? Isn't that just the interior of the plane?
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  Speaker 2: Like is Boeing designing the interiors as well? Or are
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  Speaker 2: they only designing the Like.
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  Speaker 1: You're the only one of us that's on the plane
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  Speaker 1: subreddit that could actually tell us.
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  Speaker 2: I genuinely don't know the answer to that. That's actually
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  Speaker 2: U because it is interesting to think because like I mean,
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  Speaker 2: there's obviously there's like that you can fly on a
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  Speaker 2: fucking Boeing seven three seven and it can be one
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  Speaker 2: of those ones that we flew to San Francisco where
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  Speaker 2: it's like they have the Delta one seats. But then
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  Speaker 2: there's a seven three seven that goes from like fucking
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  Speaker 2: New York to Florida that's like does not have those seats.
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  Speaker 2: How did the captin still get the same plane?
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  Speaker 1: How did it not get depressureized?
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  Speaker 3: They were I don't know if they were higher, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it happened quickly.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, Oh my god. That is when like they said,
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  Speaker 2: that's when like ninety percent of the crashes happened. Is
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  Speaker 2: that wasn't a crash though, well, emergency landing, I guess yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking terrifying. I don't know how dude, kind of
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  Speaker 1: creepy too.
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  Speaker 2: How there was two people that were supposed to be
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  Speaker 2: sitting in those seats, but they didn't make the flight's
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  Speaker 2: final destination. Yeah, yeah, they would have gotten sucked out.
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  Speaker 1: So did anyone get close to getting sucked I don't
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  Speaker 1: think so, just because there was enough space.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, it does make you put your seatbelt on
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  Speaker 3: a little more carefully. I put my seatbelt on, not snug.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm always thinking, now, if there's violent turbulence, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to be the guy who floats up to
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  Speaker 3: the top and.
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  Speaker 2: So embarrassing, so embarrassing somebody strapped.
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  Speaker 1: Me in, Especially for the flight attendants. I always wonder,
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  Speaker 1: who are the people who have like the wherewithal to
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  Speaker 1: film in those situations where they catch that shit on tape.
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  Speaker 2: I was on Yeah, I was on Reddit and I
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  Speaker 2: was looking at the people were talking about it, and
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  Speaker 2: they were saying that, imagine you do.
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  Speaker 3: That, you gushing blood like media diving in the water,
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  Speaker 3: and you get up and you go I'm so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 3: What it would be.
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  Speaker 2: Would be the equivalent of lipping on ice in the winter,
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  Speaker 2: like in public, get up and be like I'm fine.
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine, like looking around it and I'm fine.
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  Speaker 3: The winds knocked out of you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't worry about me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm good. You can get decapitated that way though, somehow,
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  Speaker 3: yeah how, I don't know it happened once I read
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  Speaker 3: about it. I don't know how.
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  Speaker 1: Damn imagine seeing a decapitation in your everyday life. Just
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  Speaker 1: like walking down the streets, someone's driving them their their
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  Speaker 1: head gets ripped off their body. It's something that no
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  Speaker 1: human being is prepared to see. It doesn't matter if
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  Speaker 1: you've been to war or if you've worked in a
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  Speaker 1: fucking e er or something like that. The fact that
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  Speaker 1: human bodies are fragile enough where the head can pop
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  Speaker 1: right off like a ken doll is disturbing as fuck. Yeah, yeah, my,
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  Speaker 1: that's damn good. Creat You have to give a credit
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, now, don't don't br no, don't by now
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  Speaker 2: you have to give bruh. Is good can be taken
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  Speaker 2: multiple different ways, good and bad. We got some new
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  Speaker 2: ones on there, can't wait. I forget where they are though,
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  Speaker 2: which is the problem I had.
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  Speaker 3: Can I tell you this. I had a very gay weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean that literally like happy, no, no, oh.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean homosexual. It was the It was the
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  Speaker 3: most gay, probably the most gay experience I've ever had
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  Speaker 3: in my life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you fucked guys, so I thing more than
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  Speaker 2: what you normally did is.
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  Speaker 3: Not as gay as that time I fucked those guys.
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  Speaker 3: But uh no, I was in a hot tub with
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  Speaker 3: twelve gay men, and then my wife and my mother
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  Speaker 3: in law.
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  Speaker 2: What did you stumble upon twelve gay men?
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  Speaker 3: When cool, creamy ranch meets tangy bold buffalo, the hole
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  Speaker 3: is greater than the sum of it sauce, Say howdy,
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  Speaker 3: partner to new Buffalo ranch sauce only at McDonald's for
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  Speaker 3: a limited time.
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  Speaker 2: And participating McDonald's. Did you just stumble upon twelve gay
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  Speaker 2: That sounds like something he would read in like a
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  Speaker 2: fucking Harry Potter book, Twelve gay.
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  Speaker 3: Men Canterbury Tales are.
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  Speaker 2: Deep in the woods of upstate New York. Came across
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  Speaker 2: the twelve gay men.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we went over to our friend's house. They're lovely
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  Speaker 3: gay couple, and they had a bunch of friends over
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  Speaker 3: and we went in the hot tub with all of them.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the here's the part that was tough. So
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting at one end and they had the heater
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  Speaker 3: on and it was getting hot under my legs. And
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  Speaker 3: there was a guy next to me who was very funny,
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  Speaker 3: and I said, boy, it's getting really hot, and he goes,
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  Speaker 3: it's getting so hot in here, someone's going to get regnant,
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  Speaker 3: which was funny. I don't really know why it made.
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense. It was funny, though, that is funny.
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  Speaker 2: I could see that killing.
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  Speaker 3: I would say, you'd have to be there, but you'd
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  Speaker 3: never be there. You're too homophobic much too.
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  Speaker 1: No, he's way more scared of a hot tub than gay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh situation for me, this is a triple twelve gay
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  Speaker 2: dude seeing my fucking flabby stomach. That's horribly They would
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  Speaker 2: laugh me away.
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  Speaker 3: It was the most self conscious I've ever been about
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  Speaker 3: my body, more than being on a beach with a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of hot babes.
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  Speaker 2: How good were these dudes? Boss?
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  Speaker 3: Pretty good? But I was okay. I wasn't like top
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  Speaker 3: of the line, but in the middle of the pack.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that like I wasn't. I wouldn't. They
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't have been we're not touching that gay man to right.
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  Speaker 1: And you also underestimated gay guy standards, Harry. I think
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  Speaker 1: that these gay guys would fuck you, and no matter
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  Speaker 1: what your body looked.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you'd have to bring something else to the table.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely you would have been the guy butthole. He's not
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  Speaker 3: much to look gap, but good luck getting him off.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna sound like a cork.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: I'm rewatching mind Hunter and there's that scene where Ed
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: Kemper's like a lot of people don't know this, but
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: the butthole actually sucks in a penis you know you're
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: talking You've never seen you never seen you never have
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: his mind Hunter? No, you don't, do you know? Ed
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Kemper the serial killer? The killer?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: No?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: No, which one is he? The what?
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: The co ed killer?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I think it's funny without knowing it.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: In Women, I don't know.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they call him that he killed
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: his mom and he like sowd her head off and
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: then fucked her neck.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: So's that's not like and he's well, then he killed.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: A bunch of girls on like a college campus too. Again, still, women,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I didn't come up with the name. You got to
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: go back to the seventies and figure that out man
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: that he killed, he might have.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Don't they call sorority sisters co eds?
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I think he's real bunch of sing Why does it?
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: Why would co eds only refer to women?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: That is interesting because it's like like a porn title,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: like a bunch of co eds, like twelve co eds
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: and a hot tub.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, suck your penis in with their butthole.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: He sounds like he's huge.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: He's huge. He's like he's like seven feet tall and
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: like three hundred pounds, and he looks like he sounds
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: like big Tea. So imagine big T telling you that, Yeah,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: a lot of people that actually sucks about sucks your
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: penis in.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: That's cool. I'm thinking of. Isn't there some creature that
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: uh it starts in a movie? I don't know. I
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: saw something recently where it's like that reminds me of.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: That Stars Troopers or something like that, or I don't know.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, though, So anyway, you're in this fucking bacchan
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: all of buttholes fucking.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: And the heaters on. The guy says someone's gonna get pregnant,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: and he said that, and then I went, has anyone
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: here ever seen Glee, and six gay guys around me,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: one after another silence, and then each one went no,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't see it, and they were like yeah,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: and I go, am I the gayest guy here? Did
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: I just out kick the gays? Because there's a scene
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: in season one of Glee? Did you ever watch Glee? No?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not gay?
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: Did you? Well, apparently it's not a gay thing, so
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: none of them had seen it.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Only the straight guys watch watching.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Dude, you're gonna end up in like a mister Beaster,
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: like a fucking Nelk video. He's probably all straight dudes
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: just fucking with you.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, that'd be funny, that would be cool.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: So Nelk, you were surrounded by cameras double milk.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Steini was just fucking smirking into his into his happy dad.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Full send, full send for sure. Fuck Yeah.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: But the point is there's a scene in season one
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: of Glee where the lead male character gets his girlfriend
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: pregnant even though they never had sex with each other,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: and she she's cheating on him with another guy. Yeah,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: but she tells him that it happened the night that
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: they were in the hot tub because his sperm traveled
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: through the hot tub water into her vagina and got
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: her pregnant. That was my reference, and none of the
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: gay guys got it because I was the only person
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: among six gay men in earshot who had watched a
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: single episode of Glee.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: How old were they?
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Thirty five, thirty six, perfectly in the rehouse.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Age, prime prime gay age, prime gay age.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: It led to a conversation about how visionary the executive
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: producer and creator of Glee was this young gay guy
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: who it was Glee.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: I thought Glee was like a partly like reality show.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a children's show on Fox.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: It was on Fox, but it was about like a
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: cappella It was a it was it was a show.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: It was not scripted. It was scripted.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh I didn't know that that.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Probably then they then they were all those like a
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: cappella song contest shows.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Oh I see, I see not the mass Glee was.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Built on the back of high school musical and on
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: the back of Glee was built to pitch perfect movies.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Probably true, it was this.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Like weird a cappella time when everybody hoped to burst
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: into song, but not even in musical form. But I
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: cannot believe that in Glee. There were women telling stories
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: that like a sperm just escaped the penis and like
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: a heat seeking missile found the vagina.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's good, right, that's like fucking American horror story writing.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: It was a little bit of a plot hole and
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: that how could the lead male character have been so
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: stupid as to think this is how conception works? But
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: we bought it hook line and sinker.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: But it was it a single sperm? Or was the
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: woman telling the guy that he ejaculated and didn't even
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: know it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, you must have come in the hot tub.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Well, they weren't dating, and they were like hooking up
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: in the hot tub, but they didn't have sex.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: So he just came and it flooded into birth. Went
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: in there, man, So he prejacked, and then the girl
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: got he might have full jacked. Well, he prematurely came.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Why would it be premature? She might have tugged him
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: off in the hot time.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I see, I see you, And then it's I didn't
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: know there was tugging.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know if there was.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I think the implication is pre jack. I really think
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: it's pre jack. It sounds like pre jack to me
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: and Broan.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: You know, you know pre Jack can get you, uh,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: can get you pregnant.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah you're talking about pre com. Yeah, not pre Jack.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Pre Jack is pre pre mature ejaculate.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Right, I have no clue.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Pre Jack and pre comb are they? I guess they
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: are different things.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: They're very different.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Don't you did to pause the podcast to look it up.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: It's a it's a horse of a different color. So
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: pre come is what oozes from the penile a hole
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: when you're excited.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like the call.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: It's like a loose or it's like a deck celent
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: that will kind of get you.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. In in highly volcanic regions, Uh, they probably would say,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: it's sort of like the sulfuric fumes that might emit
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: to signal, Oh, interruption is imminent.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Is that what that means?
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what smoke, smoke coming before the fire, coming before
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: the fire.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: To be honest, I'm not sure if what I just
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: said as any bearing on proper geologies.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: I went to Iceland and the sulfur in the water
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: smells nesty.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does rotting eggs.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: But remember we me and my buddies go were super
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: drunk in Iceland. We were hammered, I remember, and my
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: friend went to my friend went to a shower when
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: we got back to the place we were staying at,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: and it was the first time any of us had showered,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: and it smelt like sulfur, and I remember that was
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: like the hardest I've ever laughed. We thought that there
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: was just like shit coming out of the fucking faucet. Dude,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: it smelt so strong, just diarrhea.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: That's nasty. There are some nasty smells that occur in nature. Yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: comb trees or well, countries also stink. Balm trees sink.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I know that. I don't know what people always talk
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: about the comb trees. My colm does not smell, so
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I can't relate to that in any way at all.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: That's a that's a fallacy.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: But everyone's like, you wear your own comb so much
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: that you are engulfed.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: In its, blind to your own comb.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: That can't very much be it on.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: You're one of those guys who just comes and then
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: doesn't clean.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: It up on yourself. I rub it in lotion.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: You are immersed in your own coat.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Which honestly has done wonders for your skin. You are
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: glowing the fact that you just spray on your own
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: face and then you see it like oil and nasty.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Here, here's my impression, is sas jerking up ready e
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: cat to catch it in his mouth like it's a grape.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Oh that My question is more like he's beats off
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: but seals oh over the it catch like kind of
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: a rain, like like like a spattering of it. Yes, yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: crazy ship for their facial routines. Though, my wife will
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: walk around and basically like a black face mud mask.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like brown face. But I've got one of those
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: lying around my place somewhere that I bought a while ago.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Never did it though, we are you actually gonna do
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: it for your skin?
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: For you?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I was gonna try and get the black heads out
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: of my nose and then I just gave up. So
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: these are never coming out.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Google get an actual facial.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah from the twelve.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe watch some Glee after.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Pre Jack is premature ejaculation. That's when you you come fully,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: you fully come, but maybe you're playing prematurely.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's why that's what I meant about the
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Glee thing, because I assumed you said they didn't fuck,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: so I assumed that they were. I didn't know. I
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: never I never considered the idea of tugging taking place,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: which is on me. I take full responsibility for that
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: myself theoretically.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's not exactly built up a huge tolerance.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't know we were talking high schoolers. It's a
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: hot butt pause.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: I mean the actors whole segment. A lot of weird
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: shit happened to that cast after the fact. There was
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: one of the girls died in a drowning accident.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, she went on a boat with her drowned
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: free jack. She wound on a boat with her redhead boyfriend.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: The Murdos. Oh nice, that was something I thought you
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: would actually laugh at. I thought you would like that.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Joe didn't get it. That's a joke that you would make.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about me.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were talking about Francis too, and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: about how he dived off of DOC. I thought you
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: were calling back to the last episode.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: No, I just kind I was going to do the
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Murdoff thing, and then I forgot what else happens. I
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: remember they call on the boat and then one girl dies.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: It's amazing that that was sort of just the tip
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: of the iceberg of things that happened there.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the craziest part is when the dad kills the
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: kid and the wife probably and stages it. I never
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: got into that murder, Oh, dude, that I took a while.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't until a couple of months.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I didn't watch I didn't watch the post thing.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: How did I decide which murder becomes like a pop
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: cold ring?
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I was out to dinner on Saturday night and the
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: table next to us was talking about Gypsy Rose for
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: literally an hour. How did they pick which one becomes
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: the fucking cultural.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I think it's the strength of the documentary to
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: a lot, to a large extent.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I was talking about this with someone the
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: other day because I was saying that the Son of
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Sam doesn't ever make sense to me, Like how big
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: of a deal that is because he only killed two
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: people and there's serial killers. Yeah, he just like pulled up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I think it was right too. I think he pulled
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: up on them and killed But I someone said that
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: it was because of the amount of like fear he
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: inflicted on the city was why it was such a
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: big deal, because it was like it was completely random
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: and no one knew anything about like who he was
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: or why he did it.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Same thing with Gypsy Rose. People are just terrified that.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: She's going to kill again. Yeah, exactly, especially when she's
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: walking around Times Square.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Well, Frankly is doing his hundredth walls.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Son of Sam killed six people really well a number
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: of victims six. I don't know if he killed.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Them all, so maybe he was just molesting.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Oh no, some of them were wounded.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: But also they think that Son of Sam was like
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: multiple people.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, like Shakespeare exactly, just like that.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: The one guy taking credit for it.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Son of Sam was interesting because he also said that
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: his dog told him to do it, and then he
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: later on was like, now I made that ship up.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I did it myself. He was like, my dog is
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: the devil and he convinced me to to kill And
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: then he was just like, now I'm in a cult,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: and I fucking killed those people because I felt like it.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Cult is a sad cop out as well, saying that
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: you're just oh, I just did it because everybody was
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: doing it, like you look away fucking softer.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. I have a pair of fucking balls.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: What's that dude's name Berkowitz.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know serial killer. Yeah, you know so much
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: more about serial killers. A mind hunter right now, I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: just don't. I just don't find any fascination serial killers.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: You gotta find it. You're gonna have to find something
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: new to watch, because football has got to get be
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: real slow for you right now.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: You know what I can't stand is how people always
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: tell me I'm a serial killer.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure that would bug me too.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: People on stage anytime, you know, they're always Francis is
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: a serial killer there?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: But what what what killers?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: What is common to serial killers? What? What? What makes
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: what makes me a serial killer?
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I think it's a combination of intelligence with like a
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: smoldering like sense of like knowing something that you don't.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: That girl that works at barstool, she's got dark hair.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, go ahead.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: She's on Plan Breeze team. She's Peyton. Peyton. Yeah.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: She said you were.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: She said I was a serial killer. And I said why.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: She said, because you don't blink enough.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I could never killer. Then I blink constantly. You are
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: a big blanker, big blinker. Actually the point that it bothers.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Me Sometimes I feel like you're having a stroke.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I can't stop myself.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Are you are you sick for he really?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Because people say that could be Tourett's that just like
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: blinking at.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: One of my buddies actually had that and he had
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: got like shots for it.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Blinked here on a wagon trail, ticking up dust.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, one of my friends he had
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: a tick where he would he would blink too much
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: and he had to get you had to get shots
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: for it. Was it was still a minor form of tourets,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: he said, and they cure it like allergies. I guess. Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: By the way, Tourett's does have miners and majors. It's
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: a it's a big swing. You can have major and minor.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: I remember.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: I remember I brought it up a while after he
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: was like cured of it, and then he started doing
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: it and he was like, it feels so.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Good to act on his tics. That's cool.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: It's like I got to stop. It feels too good.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Oh that's cool. I like hearing that.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Wait, was it the blinks that he was acting on. Yeah,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: it was like you do this thing, but you'd roll
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: his eyes like that.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like good too. I don't have Tourette's.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I met a guy recently who had it, and he
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that he had it because it was
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: he was a minor. And then he told me that
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: he had it, and I said, no way. I tried
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: to convince him he didn't. Yeah, I was like, you don't,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: come on, no, we didn't know. And then I started
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: noticing it and it was all I could focus.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm sure he figured something out like that.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Did you ever have a kidd school?
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: And then I was making himself conscious by focusing on
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: it so intently.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Did you ever know anyone in school that had like
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: full blown, full blown t ret.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: There was one that just went on like I think
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: he went on like Don Lemon or some shit like that.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I saw the clip and like Don Lemon, like was.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Like, was it a comedian, there's a comedian with Tourett's.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was a comedian, but like they
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: made they like broke whether it was like some CNN host,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: like someone who you would think like will be so
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: careful and liberal about it, and there we're like.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: You know what, we here's something that's weird. Certain illnesses
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: are called after the name of I guess the person
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: who like diagnoses them or yeah, or someone famous who
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: has it, I guess. And then others are just like
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: cerebral palsy epilepsy. Cerebral palsy is it denotes the part
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: of the brains, cerebral whatever. And then Paulsy, I don't
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: know what the fuck that is. Maybe Paulsy is.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: A guy like Bell's Paulsy. No, a polsy is like
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: an illness.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: But Bell is probably a guy. And why did he
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: get that palsy?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Well, epilepsy was two people who's epilepsy? Brouh, that's the
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: wasted one wasted?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Oh so bad?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: That was Why do we Why do we give that's syndrome?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: It has aposter viet it's his thing.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Well, that was two rets. That was two guys, bro
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: not even close to the same.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Why did we Why did we give break my couch?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: No, you just sat down and I heard something.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: You know, it's made of fucking kindling, dude.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: This couch was expensive.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: This couch was built to like be thrown into the
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: street after West Virginia won a basketball game and burned
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: in a riot or some ship. This is definitely the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: most flammable and on purpose couch.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got a nice coating of.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah you think like als, uh would be? Als got
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: turned into Lou Garrick's disease. So maybe some of these
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: diseases are just waiting for someone famous enough to get them.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Why didn't AIDS become Magic Johnson.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Disease because it was already around for a while before
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Greg's disease.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I would guess they changed it from ALS. That's probably
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: some long scientific act or him to Luke Gerrigg's disease
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: to raise awareness for the disease because this was the
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: highest profile person that has had it.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: And it kind of softens it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Magic Johnson disease is like, you don't have to be
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: so ashamed that you've been now.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: But Magic Johnson couldn't be the face of it because
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: he didn't die from it, but he has it, Yeah exactly,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: But Ifcury died.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: From it, you don't have to die, Yes, So.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Freddy Mercury's disease, that would be nice.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Like Queen Queen's disease.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Queen's disease. Queen's is nice, Yeah, Queen's disease.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: To hear a straight guy that gets Queen's disease, queen
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: so gay because there's a lot of gay dudes do that. Yeah,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: that's the point. Yeah, that's a good one. No, no,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I can't be that. I'm up pumping mics on that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 32:44
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• 33:12
  Speaker 3: We got ball. We got ball, a lot of ball.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: We got a lot of ball talk.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: No, no, there's got to be some other good stories
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: that we can talk about.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: This is what everyone wants to hear about. They tune
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: into the podcast on Tuesdays. Here about the birds. No
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: one cares about that. But the thing is, you are right.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: It was fun. Like a month ago, it was very
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: fun to talk Eagles and be like, let's talk about like, oh,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: the Eagles lost to the Jets. How funny is That
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: doesn't really matter though, because they're still going to be
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: in the Super Bowl for.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Them for a couple more weeks, so they can't so
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: you can get a little bit more like dismay out
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: of me.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: And I don't want it.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I don't want the Eagles to lose. I don't. I
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: like when the Eagles play good. It's better for football.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Is the last time the Eagles won the time that
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: we went to watch the game at your place? Round?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Probably when they beat the.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Baby won one game since then, the Christmas Day the Giant.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: It's oh, well, it looks like the Giants came for
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: blood last night. That was crazy. Watched the Giants the Giants?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I was watching? What did I watch? I think I
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: watched the Seahawks play instead.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: They suck so hard that they could make you pre
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: jack e jack and pre com simultaneously. It's that hard
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: of a suck from.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: The The Eagles defense is like a butthole. It actually
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: sucks the offense into the end.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: So yes, it literally is they and you know why
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: because they fired their defensive coordinator midseason and they're like,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: here's someone we could add this better, a guy who
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: used to be on the Patriots.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Know what, I was wondering, There's no way because you
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: can't I mean, you can't make changes to the coaching
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: staff this late in the season. Well they did already,
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I know, but like I was thinking to get yeah,
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: fire Siriani. Dude, that guy is fucking awful there.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, the whole fan base is talking about firing him.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna I don't think they're gonna
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: fire him.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: They could get Belichick.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck would you want Belichick?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: If Belichick had a negative value. If Belichick had your
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: guys roster, that would be a guarantee.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: He would literally wrap the fun out of football. Like,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: these guys are pro athletes playing a.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Game, losing twenty seven, trying to have giants, trying to
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: have rings.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: What rings? Is Belichick winning six? Brother, he can't win
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: without his little system quarterback?
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Well he's got your bitch ass system quarterback.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: Now are you saying that black quarterbacks are not capable
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: of success and systems?
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: The Eagles the rules.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: The Eagles franchise has been the most open to black quarterbacks,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: from Randall Cunningham to Rodney Pete that Donovan McNabb, of.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Course didn't They say that if Jalen Hurts was white,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: he would be a god in Philly.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: That Mike the sports writer said that that's crazy.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: They they've been really open to black quarterbacks and yet
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: they only let a white one win the Super Bowl.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: There exactly, we're racist.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: We're racist, and we don't care. They can't be basic.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Everyone thinks we're racist. Of hair, they hit the Golden.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Race.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, they were like, finally a quarterback with a
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: big game man and won a Super Bowl.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, I can't be racist. I have
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: a restling black voice.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Sam Town's like that.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah you heard that.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: You have restling black voice. Brandon texted me the other
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: day and he was like, uh, he's like watching Sam
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Town special. This motherfucker is funny. And I was like,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: you should go see him. He's in Chicago right now.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Brandon is the most like, actually, I'm not going to
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: start being nasty to people.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love Brandon.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I love Brandon.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Brandon then texted me and said, when are you coming back?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: When are you going to do a show in Chicago,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: and I said, I did eight shows in Chicago two
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: months ago, and he said, well I couldn't go. Then, really, Brandon,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: you couldn't go to any of the eight shows. I
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: was there for five nights, at every time of the day,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: anytime that was your convenience. And he was in the
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: city the entire weekend. Sad fool ass sectually.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: And I'll be in Denver, Colorado, as we will, and
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: then Albany and that's at February. Uh yeah, get tickets
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: at Francis Ellis dot com or a little sasquatch website
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: does a.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Change who gets the money, where you where they buy
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: ticket the ticket, so they could go to either one.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Either way, go to either website. Yeah, my interface is
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: a little more user friendly, so I could.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Hope he's not wrong. I do mine myself and I
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: know nothing about web design.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know you Actually, you did you do
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: yours yourself? Listen, bro, you know it's crazy. I don't
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: even know if it does mine. They just sent me
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: the link one day and they were like, it's up.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Must be nice.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, must be fucking nice, dude.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: See where you where you where? I saved money on
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: my website and I put it into my home.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think my website was like ninety dollars.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: And that ninety dollars is the difference in my rent
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: and yours, which is why I live in Squalor cleanliness
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: and you living.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I don't live in Squalor, and I have a rug living.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: A ground zero. This feels like a ground zero.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: My apartment is going to be next time. Actually, when
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: you guys are here on Wednesday, it'll be much different.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: If your apartment feels like in like twenty years. In
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: twenty years, there will be like commercials on TV like
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: are you suffering from mesothelioma? If you went to Saas's apartment,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: you're you could be in line for financial considerations.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know. This looks like the type of place
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: you would find missing children.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, don't say that between the crown. That's crazy.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: She turned up? Where was she? Well? Behind Saas's radiator.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: This looks like a place that they would escape from,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: like they would run out into the street.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: Are you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Helped me carry my groceries upstairs?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: I think the rug that I got is really going
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: to just like piece this place together.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Honestly, it's perfect when the light is like this, Francis,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you could see it right now,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: the denseness of the particulates that are floating in the.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Air right now, and it's mystical.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like outer space.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really. What does it look like in your
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: guys apartments? You just have like pure air? You see,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: you can't see.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: You can't see yourself getting sick.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: You don't have to slice through the air with a knife,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: like you could literally cut the tension with a knife
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: in this.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Someone now, it would all go right. We could probably
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: see over there. I got a drink to pretend to
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: look for a seltzer. I knew there was no seltzer
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: in the fridge.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: You brought back the fart. It's crazy how much air
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: you can see. And some of the particulates are big.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: There's probably particulates that were at nine to eleven in
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: the air right now.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: There's probably some of the same exactly.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: One point that if you scoop up a handful of
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: water from the ocean and put it to your ear,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: you can actually hear the screams.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Of the past Christ of the Titanic.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Did you guys go, yeah, that makes it okay?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you could definitely make fun of the Titanic. Yeah,
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: you can make fun of it. Dude, did you guys
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: see this video on Twitter of the of the dude
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: and the tribe of the Cannibals. No, you didn't see this.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: It was like it's an old yes, and and there
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: the dude, the dude's voice. I can't stop like listening
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: to the dude's voices the video.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: He's like.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: The cannibal. Yeah, sounds like a droid. That's what he
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: sounds like. It's actually a spot on impression. If you
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: look up the video he it's like it's his dude.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: It's the It keeps coming up on my Twitter, and
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: it's the CNN reporter who went out to where is
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: it in India?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Somewhere Guinea?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know where it is, and he's, uh, they're cannibals.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: And it's like, why are all these people afraid of you?
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: And he's like, because people because we because we eat
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: people over here. And then he's like uh. And then
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: the reporter he asked another question and the leader of
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: their tribe because and then he and then the in
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: subtitles goes, stop talking so much or I will cut
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: your head off. Who is translating that? I don't know.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: And then and then the reporter he goes and then
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: he and then he waves over the director and he goes,
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I think this might have been a mistake. Maybe maybe
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: we could cause some sort of distraction and I could
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: sneak out of here.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: And then the reporter looks at the dude and he goes,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I want to see how this plays out.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Wait.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: The director, Yeah, he looked at the report and he goes,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: I think we should see how this plays out. Do
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: they eat after the guy said I'm gonna chop your
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: head off if you keep talking?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Did they eat him?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: No?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: But apparently he ate human brains in the video? The
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: reporter the ending, Wow, he went yeah, and apparently he
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: was apparently like destroyed his career.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: That's very respectful culturally.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but to roll up and yeah, that's what the
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Wild Boys would have did. That's what Chris Pontius and
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Steve O would have did in that same su situation.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: That's true. But at a certain point, isn't that like
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: not good rains.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: People outside of a dinner party?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? They shouldn't have put out the video, right, they
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have posted that on CNN dot com.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: When something podcast, we just cut that out.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's something that we cut out. But
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that they made it out of that
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Cannibal Islands.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Yea, hey, so dry January. I'm in it. Yeah, we
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: are in the middle of almost done.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: I had I enjoyed a very nice honeken zero the
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: other night.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: We are almost done with January eighth. Uh, I this
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: weekend was the hardest that you was.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: It didn't have something to do with the hot tubful
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: of gays that you were in that made this weekend so.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: No, I must have laughed you you know what I
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: had this weekend? We're I'm actually a couple of like
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: THC seltzers.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did they get you sucked up?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Or I get like THC coffee and it literally does nothing.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: That's because you guys are both addicts.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: I haven't smoked we ages because it makes your sperm.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: I forgot youated and I need mine practicing.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: He needed his uh sperm doing calisthenics like the Afghani Army,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: like doing mismatch jumping Jackson doing like barbell climbs and
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: ship like that. I don't.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Ye talking talking to the eggs.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: That happened.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: That's when the sperm were like in Glee. That's how
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: they were the hot, like underwater like warriors. That as
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: a button, that should be a button. Let me find
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: the fucking do.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: A clean one, do a clean once we use as
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: a button.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: No, I'll just find that. I want to find the
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: dude's voice.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: All right, well you're looking for that. Dry January went
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: out to dinner on Friday, all gung ho. Week was easy. Felt.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Oh man, you wake up, you slept so well, you're clean,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: you're not thirsty. I'm feeling good. Friday night, weekend comes around.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: There's something about the weekend where you just tell yourself,
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I've made it. I deserve a drink.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Is that r. Kelly song where he's like, it's the
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: freaking weekend, baby, I'm about to have me some fun
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: you were, I'm like, I'm.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: About to have me some fun.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: We went out to dinner. Pull up three of us.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: We're not drinking. We were all doing Dry January. The
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: two other people did not even know. Waitress comes around
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: and says, can I get you guys? A drink. They
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: both ordered Empire State sours like whiskey sour drinks that
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: looked fucking incredible, that does sound good, incredible, And it
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: got to us and it was like, yeah, we'll have uh,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: I'll do sell water. We'll treat ourselves with like a
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: bottle of Seltzer.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: And that's your problem, though, if you're gonna do dry January,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: you can't be drinking just water. But then I've got
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: to have like a sodi.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: I've complained to people about I've voiced my complaints about
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: the nightmare that is dry January, and everyone comes back
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: and says, well, that's why you gotta do edibles, and
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: then you got to do this. I wanted to see
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: if I could do it not with weed.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Because if I just yeah, if you just transfer over
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: to another addition.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Really smoking weed, So if I replace drinking with another stimulant,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: then yeah.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Honestly, dude, I don't even know why you're doing it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I feel like you have your drinking is pretty under control.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: You're a very responsible drinker.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Doing it has made me think I have a bigger
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: problem then I have ever felt as a drinker.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: It is annoying.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: It made me want to drink so badly.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but anytime you can't drink.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: It's annoying when you go to a restaurant like that
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and you try to order a mocked everyone's ordering their
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: drink and you try to order a mocktail. You're like,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I'll have the beasting and they're like, oh, something off
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: our non alcoholic menu, and they make like they're trying
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to sneak one by. Because if you could just be
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: at the table with like a cocktail looking mocktail, and
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: then then it wouldn't really feel like you're.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Doing this whole thing right where you have to let everybody.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Know that, like you know, yeah, I three scenarios where
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I want to just like I don't want to bring
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: attention to the fact that I'm not drinking and get
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: interrogated and like have people think that I'm making some
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: big life. I just don't feel like drinking that day.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why I really like those Athletic Brewing Company
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: non out those fears. I had those on Christmas, which
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: I posted a story. They sent me a case. So
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: I threw up an Instagram story saying how much I
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: like them, and within thirty seconds SaaS had texted me
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: he goes, how much did they pay you to post that?
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: And that was like nothing, and he goes, oh, you
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: just did it for low the game, and I'm like, yeah,
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: I actually quite like these products. No free ads, but but.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that means ten racks.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: That means I didn't I did not get.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: He's been so forthcoming with any type of financial advice
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: anytime you've ever asked for it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: That's really true.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: That this man think that's offensive to do it all?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: That makes me like ching chong chang whoa I says
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: basically like that not even close to the same.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: If someone does something bad enough, you're allowed to be
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: mean and mean to them.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: What are you talking like?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: You can make fun of Hawking now because he's a pedophile.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can call him that like wheelchair bitch.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: That offensive?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's that plays now, dude, you're allowed to
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: And since these guys, but it's the people to do that.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: But if it's their religion, you can't make fun of
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: somebody's religion. Oh.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Hold on a second road. In the days after Hamas
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: attacked Israel, I let my anti Islamic flag fly with freedom.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I had not felt since nine eleven, and everybody was like,
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: good for you, Yes, we hate them too, And now
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I have razy. You have to as the days we're on,
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: you're gonna have to tuck it back in.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, exactly. Well then you have to transfer over
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: to Judaic hate.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember when nine to eleven happened. I
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: don't remember like having any towards Islamic people. Two thousand
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: and one, I remember just being so scared. The thought
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: of the thought of like hating someone else never even
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: crossed my mind. No, that's my immediate thoughts, like my family,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Is my family safe? Are my friends safe? That was
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: the only thing going through my head.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: That that's a sign that you weren't there, just fucking
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: so scared. Even the halal karts were like, we serve
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: hamburgers and hot dogs.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Now, free guys, freedom toasts.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: You boys have a problem, and that problem is called racism.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Don't even say that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Let me how about that.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: I can help you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Whats are you talking about?
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Are you doing dry January?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: No? I got ship face this weekend.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: And you're dude, I want to so badly what about you?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Only on one night? Though?
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: How long have I been sober for? I thought you
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: would never ask, what fifty days now forty nine days?
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: They might be forty nine days, dude.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Then one guy, I know it's forty six days.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: One guy we were at the dinner with caved and said, Okay,
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing drive January aymore. What I'm going to
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: do is I'm going to do only drinking on the
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: weekends all the way from January through February.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: When he should be anyway, he.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Tacked on a month, but he allows himself the weekends.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: That's quit the military and they have to like ring
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the bell.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: He right at the.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Table about first. I still think it was so sunny, Francis.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: It was like when you're like the Pacific and link arms.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: He's like January and you were like, we're halfway through.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think there's a chance that I
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: make it all the way through.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: You don't need to.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: We're gonna drag you across the finish line if we
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: have to.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Well, I just don't see the point anymore. And it's
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: only a weekend, which makes me think that I have
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: a problem.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Well, you're enabling him by being like you don't even
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you don't even have.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: It because we can't have two sober guys on the podcast.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: It doesn't work, Dude. I have a wine fridge up there.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: I was pulling the wine racks out and just like
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: turning them over, reading the nutrition facts on a bottle
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: of wine. I read the surgeon General's warning.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Look at thee You do have a problem.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: But I don't think you have a problem. I think
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: you just like that ship.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I love drinking.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I used to do, like on the toilet
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: BEFO for smartphones, I'd be like reading the ingredients of
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: the toilet paper and shit like that. That's how I
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: know you never fucking that that you never experienced nine
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: to eleven. Bro, you wouldn't know how to shit if
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: you didn't have a smartphone.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: You I don't even bring my phone to the dude
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: when I'm shitting. It's so aggressive and it can't be
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: on your phone.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: There can't be distraction, as the full focus has to
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: be both your hands bracing you on this.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, are we focus back to drinking ever?
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know. We'll see. I've really had haven't had
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: much of an urge, except like when I went home
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: for Christmas when on Christmas Eve, I had an urge,
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: but I just drank those athletic brewing beers.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: When are we going to drink together again?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: If you want to podcast, we have to drink again.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: My birthday is in March thirty five? Really, you're April right?
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, both of us.
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• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Are you thirty five in April thirty six six? Maybe
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: we could do a big boozy dinner or something that
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: would be fun. Go back to Fort Charles Prime, Fort
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Charles Prime, rib.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Just three guys, we should get gas out there with us.
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Gas should gift us and cues at for Charles Prime rays.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: My face fucked me over there, really yeah, got it?
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: He asked me to get him a reservation. I got
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: him a reservation and it was at seven point thirty.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: I sent him the reservation confirmation and at seven fifty
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: five the restaurant called me and they were like where
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: are you? And I was like oh, And then I
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: called Gazz and he had just realized that he had
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: the time wrong and he was trying to go at eight,
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: at which point my credibility had sunk and they'd given
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: the table way, and now, my god, they realized he
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: was the guest. So he walked in at eight and
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: they were like, we're really sorry we gave the table away,
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: but we want to make this right. Give me your
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: phone number. And now he has the clout with the
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: restaurant and I my name is sullied. Damn. Everything I
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: just said is true.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: By the way, we realized guests.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: And he just gave away a fucking reservation to Dugs
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: for the secret Santa thing. And so that was on
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: the new credit that he got from your credit that.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Now they got Dugs going there. Your credibility is done.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: That's not on it.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: But Gas now has the clout to get reservations for
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: people like Duges. Who's going to show up with a
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: yo yo.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: He's gonna show up in a lacross penny.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: It's gonna come out with his fucking frisbee and like
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: its bathroom. Some birkenstocks don't shotgun. That's not all dudes,
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: that's dude.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what he sounds like. Oh damn, did you uh?
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: Do you?
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Guys?
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about Joe coy at
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: the academy or whatever?
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: What's the what's the skinny on that?
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: He was incredible?
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: What he bombed?
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: I thought he bombed?
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: No, he was incredible.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Well really I put on everyone was saying that he
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: bombed that or the guy with.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: The button penis button, but penis button penis was great,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: go there.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know much about it. I just keep seeing
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: the photo.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Did you see the photo of him walking out or
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: did you see the video of him swimming.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I saw the video of him swimming, and the video
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: of him walking out his penis is Uh, it's not there.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: It's so remarkable. Yeah, he's got that ship tucked.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: It reminded me of the guy who climbed the pole
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: after the Eagles made the Super Bowl last year.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, smaller was small smaller. That guy actually
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: had like a protruding like a thing coming out.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: This guy really just has like, uh.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: There was no penis. I thought he and into the
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: water and talk to the penis.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that when Howard Stern had all
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: the men on with that with micro penises. No, he
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: has a lineup of men who come on his show
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: with micro penises. And I remember there was one guy
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: whose penis was legitimately not visible. It was inside and
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: he has in order to pee so that he doesn't
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: pee all over himself, he had to pull his skin
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: of his stomach back to then have it come out
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: in order to pick.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: He like fishes his dick out like a magician with
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, I.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Mean, that's that is that's a handicap. You can't have sex.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: No, God, No, you could probably get fucked by a
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: dude in the front. It'd be way easier if you
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: were gay or he has closer to a vagina than
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: a penis at that point. If you if his penis
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: goes in, it's an inverted penis, which must be nice.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: If you want to hide the fact that you have
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: a penis, Yeah, if you want to just screw some
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: tits onto yourself and hi, the fact that you have
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a Penis. I feel like that would be the most
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: ideal situation, as opposed to if you had a uh, saltburn.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: If he got like the bottom surgery, the woul probably
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: just take out like a nail clipper. Yeah, like they're
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: getting a callous off.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: They just I watched Sulburn.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah you like it?
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: I liked it.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: No you didn't.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: It didn't bother me that it was so similar to
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: mister Ripley, mister Ripley, because mister Ripley he wants to
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: become mister Ripley. Sulburn, he wants to own the house.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: He kills the whole family. Nice spoiler alert. I thought
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: it was enough of a twist. It's like this devious
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: thing to get rid of everyone so that he can.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: I thought the whole movie, I thought like, oh, he's
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: in love with the guy from you for it.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: What do you think about the fact that it was
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: like unearned edgy moments.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: That movie was tried.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: That's the hill you've been on.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it's just nasty for the sake of being now.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I thought the bathtub scene was pretty unbecoming.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Did you guys?
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Did you hear Joey and Pat talking about the bathtub scene.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: They're like at least that they're like at least like
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I want to see the coum that he's sucking down, Like,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: don't dilute the cum so much. If he's gonna suck
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: down a bathtub full of cum, like, let it be
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: a full bathtub dance with cumb, not just like in
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: the fucking water.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: That makes me want to throw up.
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: The period scene was pretty gross.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I didn't think the period scene was nearly as gross.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: That makes me want I could throw up right now
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: thinking about it. It was fucking disgusting. It was nasty.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: So you're homophobic.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's not a homophobis, but you're the HOMOPHOBI even
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: like just like the bath like it's a nasty.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: Love gay people. But if a woman tries to share
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: her period situation, I get back in the kitchen.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: That made me like dislike that actor, Like I don't
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: like that actor anymore. Like yeah, sorry, Dunkirk was asked
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: to fuck you.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I have a boy who was in a situation like
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: that and he turned his into like a tribal war paint.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah smart, I just thought as saying I don't dislike
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: because of the calm thing.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Spread anymore of that blood on your face, I'm going
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: to cut your head off and eat it. Season it.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: I think this was a bad idea.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Could you distract them while I get out of here?
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Was? So?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Was the director just trying to leave and like leave
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: the journalists there? No?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: I think the director wanted to stay.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: How are they going to distract them?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Like throw a steak over there? Yeah, probably throw a
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: human brain?
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Quick cut your fo Yeah, yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Give them just a little taste taste of them blood.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: They probably sniff you down like hounds. I mean, those dudes,
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like the director would probably
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: take those dudes pretty easily. No, what they're literal hunter gatherers,
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: but they were tiny, they're little mini men.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they haven't had their mount nerves. They need
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: more brain.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: It's hard to survive on fucking just human flesh.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man cannot survive on flesh alone. I think Jesus
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: said that, did He was that right? Bread alone? Because
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: bread was flesh. So truth basically the body and the
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: soul in the blood and the blood.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Let's talk ball for a minute.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: We just we are to talk about we barely talk
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: son of the boy Dad, but we barely talked, what
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: are you talking about?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: What more do you want to talk about? Me and
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: Francis were talking great ball before you got here. We
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: literally were saying, I'm gonna have to bleep that out again.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: We were literally saying. We were like, dude, we sat here,
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: right here, and we were like, it's not even like
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: fun to make fun of the Eagles anymore because they're
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: the worst team in the NFL.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: I've never seen a team we i mean crumbled.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're having some fun making fun of them.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not enjoying this.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: The start, they were ten and oh in the one
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: you don't know they lost to the Jets.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: I forgot they lost Mark owns Philly.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Go back to the beginning of the season. Remember we
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: all thought, first of all, we thought the Cowboys, who
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: beat the Giants forty nothing on the opening game, we're
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: going to be the best team in the NFL.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: And then we thought the Dolphins were the best team
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: in the NFL. Yeah.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: And now then we thought the forty nine ers when
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: they beat the Eagles were the best yea yeah. And
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: then we thought the Ravens when they beat the forty
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: nine ers were the best team in the NFL.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Ravens are probably the best.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Ravens are the best team in the NFL.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: But then the Ravens lost to the Steelers. Yes, well,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: with their backups playing, they lost to the Steelers and
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: it was still like a good game. And the Steelers
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: lost to the Eagles last season.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Bro, it's curtains. It's curtains, all right.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: See uh, I would never take joy in your day.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I'm not taking joy in this.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I just whatever you stand, let me let me share that.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Whenever you hear a show, I'm like, let me show
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: what I appreciate show. Whenever you have, like a podcast
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: idea that you want to like, let me produce this podcast.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Let's try and make this ship pop off. I want
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: to hear your input.
• 1:01:08
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  Speaker 2: So what do you think is gonna happen next week?
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  Speaker 2: They'll win? You think so?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I want them to win? Still yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: rooting for my team.
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  Speaker 2: No, obviously, I want them to win. Still too.
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  Speaker 1: You want to drag me, you want to draw me
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  Speaker 1: and quarterer me, rake me by the coals?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking Brown gonna play next week, I hope. So they
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: need them win? Still churching, Yeah wins. Still Church is
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  Speaker 2: probably gonna play Winston Church. Hell, who do you think
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: is gonna be in the Super Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Probably Eagles? Realistically, Chiefs Eagles Chiefs rematch.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that'd be good.
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  Speaker 2: I think Chiefs week Dolphins are yeah, needing the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be nicer if the Eagles were having
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  Speaker 1: competitive games against good teams. But they got the last
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: two good teams they played were the Cowboys and the
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: forty nine ers, and they got smoked, and then they
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  Speaker 1: had a competitive game against the Giants. They won competitive
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: game against the Cardinals and lost, which are both bad teams,
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  Speaker 1: and then they got smoked by the Giants, who are
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: a bad team. Yeah, Like everything is trending in the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: worst possible way, this descending stairway.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think the Giants? Do you think the
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Eagles went into that Giants games?
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  Speaker 1: In the interview where you're just peppering me with fucking
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: questions a fucking press conference, do you.
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  Speaker 2: Think the Eagles went into the Giants game being like
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  Speaker 2: this is going to be a breeze.
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  Speaker 3: What's not like?
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  Speaker 1: No, they're fundamentally fractured. The guys that they hired are duncist,
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  Speaker 1: The coaching staffs are rubes. They don't understand the fundamental
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: reasons why the football players play football. They have fucking
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: our best pass rusher dropping into coverage ninety percent of
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  Speaker 1: the time. The offense can't do shit. The defense can't
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  Speaker 1: stop anybody. But we got Darius Like, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: got something else to do, bro, Yeah, Bill.
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  Speaker 2: Belichick lyric came up.
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  Speaker 3: I got a notification on my phone, but I didn't
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  Speaker 3: look at it.
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  Speaker 2: Remind me like a weird noise which doesn't usually happen.
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  Speaker 1: Your phone said, yeah, see, the Eagles need to do
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  Speaker 1: something fucking roic fundamentally different to change.
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  Speaker 2: And uh, it would be awesome if they won the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl. Now after going through this will make it
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: through episode, dude, I wouldn't make your life hell if
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: they win. Sirianni can go, can't hear you now, Chief,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: that is a good impression, and then go and then
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: go eighteen or zero and eighteen next season?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for when Super Bowl, I would definitely take eighteen.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: If they won a Super Bowl, I would take eighteen
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  Speaker 1: for sure.
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  Speaker 2: That'd be huge. That'd be fucking huge, dude. And then
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: you guys gets Super Bowl carry you. I think a
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  Speaker 2: couple of years, two or three seasons.
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  Speaker 1: I mean if they went on eighteen for two seasons
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  Speaker 1: straight after winning a Super Bowl, he get fired.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying you as a fan, like when the Rams,
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  Speaker 3: When did the Ram Big super Bowl? Two years ago?
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  Speaker 3: The Super Bowl?
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  Speaker 1: Are you twenty eighteen? Fling?
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  Speaker 3: Like I've had a good experience because I.
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  Speaker 1: Got closed last year under a new regime. So it's
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  Speaker 1: like that was supposed to be my new one, that
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to be my reset.
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  Speaker 3: But that wasn't the new one. You guys lost to
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  Speaker 3: the Chiefs in but.
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  Speaker 2: They should have.
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  Speaker 1: It was close enough where they could have won the game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is new regime, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: That was like, wow, we are we have a good
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  Speaker 2: team and this year is going to be even better.
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  Speaker 2: And you felt that way through the first eleven weeks
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  Speaker 2: of the season.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I felt like we had we were the favorite,
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  Speaker 1: and I've done such a good job of dissociating from
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: my feelings about it, and then I come into here
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just fucking reminded of every one of the feelings.
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  Speaker 2: It's likeers are doing good though, right, yeah they are.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like a nasty X breaks up with you
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: or something like that, and you just do everything. You
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: delete every picture of him and then fuck him.
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  Speaker 3: Sympathy pause, bro.
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  Speaker 1: And then then he comes back into your life because
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: all your friends keep on reminding you how big and
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: nice a dick was. It's like you have wiped your
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: eye cloud, shattered every picture frame of how fucking hot
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: he was and how much fun you guys had together.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: And then all your friends are like, but didn't.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: You say his dick was big? Like, didn't you say
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: you loved his big, big dick?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't you enjoy making him pre come? Yeah? Well, good
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: luck to the Eagles. We wish them the best.
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  Speaker 1: And I might be going to might or I might
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  Speaker 1: be going to uh Chicago to stream it on Monday
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  Speaker 1: next week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we might have to record another one on.
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  Speaker 1: Friday, on Friday or Thursday or Thursday or Friday to
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: in preparation for that, or you guys could do them
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  Speaker 1: without me.
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  Speaker 2: You're a guy's call. All right, we'll figure it out,
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  Speaker 2: all right, we'll see everybody on Wednesday. Thank you for listening. Goodbye, goodbye,