Latest / KIIS Breakfast / 😳 Lamar Odom has joined OnlyFans!!
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This is Kiss Breakfast.
- 0:02Speaker 2: All right, we're going to not hit a celebrity gossip now.
- 0:05Speaker 2: What do you got?
- 0:06Speaker 3: Top of the list of things I never wanted to see,
- 0:09Speaker 3: Lamar Odom's D.
- 0:10Speaker 4: Now, I say this because he's joined OnlyFans.
- 0:14Speaker 5: No way.
- 0:15Speaker 3: So he's become the first NBA player, past or present,
- 0:18Speaker 3: to ever join. And, yeah, he, of course, is the
- 0:22Speaker 3: one that was married to Khloe Kardashian and married her
- 0:24Speaker 3: just 30 days after meeting her.
- 0:25Speaker 6: And doesn't he have two kids?
- 0:26Speaker 7: Yes.
- 0:27Speaker 4: To previous marriages before Khloe, I believe.
- 0:29Speaker 6: And then he's got kids with her as well, right?
- 0:31Speaker 4: No, he doesn't. That's Tristan Thompson.
- 0:32Speaker 6: Oh, sorry. Yeah, Lamar. I know, I can't keep up
- 0:35Speaker 6: with the Kardashians. I know, they talk too slow.
- 0:37Speaker 2: So he's going to be on OnlyFans.
- 0:39Speaker 5: Did women want to watch dudes on OnlyFans?
- 0:43Speaker 4: Well, Harry Jousey, for example, has made a fortune.
- 0:46Speaker 6: Is he on OnlyFans?
- 0:47Speaker 4: Yeah, of course he is.
- 0:48Speaker 6: Doing what, though?
- 0:49Speaker 3: It's like sex tapes and stuff.
- 0:51Speaker 6: Is it with other women or just him?
- 0:54Speaker 4: I believe a bit of both in Harry's case.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Wow.
- 0:56Speaker 3: But I just know he referenced once like a shower
- 0:59Speaker 3: sex video that he had.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:02Speaker 5: Yeah, because that's my thing. I get dudes that pay
- 1:05Speaker 5: to watch women. I didn't know women would be like, yeah,
- 1:07Speaker 5: I want to watch this.
- 1:08Speaker 3: There's some really excited middle-aged women out there.
- 1:12Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough.
- 1:13Speaker 3: I think it's more middle-aged women who would probably be
- 1:17Speaker 3: his market. But he said, I lived a pretty wild life,
- 1:20Speaker 3: and trust me, there are still a few surprises left.
- 1:23Speaker 3: I've always been an open book, but there are some
- 1:24Speaker 3: chapters people haven't seen yet.
- 1:26Speaker 5: Yeah, well, they're about to see it all, aren't they?
- 1:28Speaker 2: All of it. All of it. Oh, okay.
- 1:31Speaker 4: I'm sure we'll see all of it.
- 1:34Speaker 6: Anyway. Okay.
- 1:35Speaker 4: I shan't be subscribing. Mike, Mike.
- 1:39Speaker 6: Mike?
- 1:40Speaker 7: Mike.
- 1:40Speaker 1: I get the joke, yeah.
- 1:43Speaker 4: She's joking that you're gay.
- 1:44Speaker 2: Gay, yeah.
- 1:44Speaker 6: It's good, yeah.
- 1:46Speaker 2: But you're not, are you?
- 1:47Speaker 7: No.
- 1:47Speaker 2: You sure you.
- 1:49Speaker 6: Don't want to? That wasn't very convincing.
- 1:51Speaker 7: No.
- 1:53Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you don't want to Dolph protest too much,
- 1:55Speaker 2: you know? I'm not gay. How dare you? Dolph.
- 1:58Speaker 3: One thing I admire about Mikey is he doesn't care
- 2:01Speaker 3: that people think he is.
- 2:02Speaker 7: I know. I think most of our listeners also think
- 2:04Speaker 7: that you swing both ways.
- 2:06Speaker 2: But you just made that up. They haven't done surveys
- 2:08Speaker 2: to find that out. No, we did.
- 2:10Speaker 4: We did.
- 2:10Speaker 2: We actually did.
- 2:11Speaker 6: We did official research.
- 2:12Speaker 4: And we're like, look, he's our host. We've got to
- 2:14Speaker 4: know what people think of him. It was overwhelming. 99%
- 2:18Speaker 4: of people gave up.
- 2:19Speaker 5: Well, I know I'm not, so I don't care. I
- 2:21Speaker 5: reckon if you cared... Like, I had a mate once.
- 2:23Speaker 5: We used to just muck around, like, grab his leg
- 2:25Speaker 5: or whatever.
- 2:25Speaker 6: Oh, there you go. What else did you grab? Butt.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Like, we just played around. You did?
- 2:32Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 2:33Speaker 6: And he really cared? And his old fella?
- 2:35Speaker 2: No, I didn't grab his old fella. No, okay.
- 2:37Speaker 6: He grab yours?
- 2:39Speaker 2: You're missing the point, Sean.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Help me out here.
- 2:43Speaker 3: So you're grabbing this guy and he was saying, no,
- 2:46Speaker 3: but he's saying he's not gay and then he ended
- 2:47Speaker 3: up being gay.
- 2:48Speaker 2: That was the point of the story.
- 2:49Speaker 3: Was this before or after you kissed your friend in
- 2:51Speaker 3: the spa?
- 2:51Speaker 2: I didn't kiss my friend in the spa.
- 2:53Speaker 3: You did.
- 2:54Speaker 6: With tongue. With tongue and your mum watched.
- 2:56Speaker 2: Your mum saw it.
- 2:57Speaker 4: And your mum's a cuck.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Yeah, she is if you think about it.
- 3:04Speaker 7: She's in a cuck chair in the room in the corner.
- 3:09Speaker 2: What's the next story?
- 3:10Speaker 4: I feel bad for Helen.
- 3:11Speaker 2: Don't worry about my mum. She doesn't listen.
- 3:13Speaker 4: Doesn't she?
- 3:14Speaker 6: Does it support you?
- 3:15Speaker 7: Nah.
- 3:16Speaker 6: And my parents.
- 3:17Speaker 4: Don't listen either.
- 3:18Speaker 1: Really?
- 3:19Speaker 6: Neither does my mum.
- 3:20Speaker 2: They used to when I started in radio.
- 3:21Speaker 6: They liked all that old, like, John Denver music.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Yeah, ABC 702 and shit.
- 3:25Speaker 4: Yeah, ABBA. So they wouldn't know anything about what you
- 3:29Speaker 4: were doing?
- 3:30Speaker 2: No, like I could say my mum's a whore.
- 3:32Speaker 6: I'm just kidding.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Wouldn't even get back to her.
- 3:36Speaker 7: No.
- 3:36Speaker 6: Helen calls in.
- 3:38Speaker 7: I listened to that, Mikey, from her cuck chair.
- 3:44Speaker 4: She's too busy.
- 3:45Speaker 2: You know, I caught one. We might as well talk
- 3:48Speaker 2: about them.
- 3:49Speaker 5: I opened their wardrobe once and there was a blonde
- 3:52Speaker 5: wig in their wardrobe.
- 3:54Speaker 6: Oh, no.
- 3:55Speaker 2: What?
- 3:56Speaker 6: Is Helen Brunette?
- 3:57Speaker 3: No, my theory is mum really liked- Hang on, what
- 3:59Speaker 3: style was the wig?
- 4:00Speaker 2: It was awful.
- 4:01Speaker 6: A perm.
- 4:02Speaker 5: Yeah, no, it was like long. My theory is, though,
- 4:05Speaker 5: mum really liked who's that- Role play? Yeah, who's that old, blonde,
- 4:12Speaker 5: English singer with a real.
- 4:14Speaker 2: Rod Stewart? She really liked Rod Stewart. So you'd go, oh, wig.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Wait, you don't think your wig is for your dad?
- 4:20Speaker 2: I reckon mum put a Rod Stewart wig on dad.
- 4:23Speaker 1: No.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my theory.
- 4:25Speaker 4: Have you ever asked them?
- 4:26Speaker 7: Nah.
- 4:27Speaker 2: But if you're listening, oh, you don't. Why were you
- 4:29Speaker 2: going through? Oh, yeah.
- 4:31Speaker 4: You can't deny the rumours. Why were you going through
- 4:34Speaker 4: their wardrobe?
- 4:35Speaker 2: I was looking for Christmas presents.
- 4:36Speaker 4: Oh, I did that too. I always used to do that.
- 4:39Speaker 3: But then I was an idiot because when I was,
- 4:41Speaker 3: you know, I'd find them and then they'd say, well,
- 4:43Speaker 3: you're just not getting any more now.
- 4:45Speaker 2: Oh, they'd know that you found them, yeah.
- 4:46Speaker 5: Well, instead I found a blonde Rod Stewart wig that
- 4:50Speaker 5: I reckon my old man was.
- 4:50Speaker 2: What a shock.
- 4:51Speaker 4: How old were you?
- 4:52Speaker 5: 12 or 13 or something, yeah.
- 4:55Speaker 6: Yeah, well.
- 4:56Speaker 4: And you never wanted to get to the bottom of
- 4:57Speaker 4: it and just ask them?
- 4:58Speaker 2: No, but now.
- 4:59Speaker 6: He's a boy. You don't want to know about it.
- 5:02Speaker 5: It could have been mum putting it on, but I
- 5:03Speaker 5: reckon mum wanted dad to be like Rod Stewart.
- 5:06Speaker 3: And you never just thought that maybe they had a
- 5:07Speaker 3: dress-up party like a 50th or something?
- 5:09Speaker 2: No, it's got to be a sex thing. It has
- 5:11Speaker 2: to be.
- 5:11Speaker 4: Otherwise, why is it at the top of the wardrobe?
- 5:13Speaker 2: Why is it hidden?
- 5:16Speaker 4: All right, just quickly, Josh Peck.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Now he's a Nickelodeon guy.
- 5:20Speaker 4: You'd know him from Drake and Josh. He played Josh.
- 5:23Speaker 3: He also used to do the Amanda show back in
- 5:24Speaker 3: the day. He was on the Jonas Brothers podcast and
- 5:27Speaker 3: was talking about what he's excited for in this next
- 5:30Speaker 3: chapter of his life.
- 5:31Speaker 6: I think being a dad is the only thing that
- 5:33Speaker 6: lives up to the hype.
- 5:35Speaker 5: It's a cosmic balance, right?
- 5:37Speaker 6: Because in many ways you kind of, you're parenting your
- 5:41Speaker 6: younger self through them. So like what I try to
- 5:43Speaker 6: do is be the dad for them.
- 5:44Speaker 2: That I wish I had. So what do you guys think?
- 5:48Speaker 1: It gives me purpose more than music and film, TV,
- 5:54Speaker 1: all this. Even just having them to speak to at
- 5:57Speaker 1: the end of your day or the beginning of your
- 5:58Speaker 1: day if you're not around. It's just, you know, it's
- 5:59Speaker 1: the best.
- 6:01Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 6:01Speaker 2: Do you feel that way, Annie?
- 6:02Speaker 3: Do you feel like they give you more purpose than
- 6:05Speaker 3: everything else in your life?
- 6:07Speaker 7: Oh, look, I love my kids more than anything on
- 6:11Speaker 7: the earth.
- 6:12Speaker 6: Like they are my number one priority.
- 6:13Speaker 4: Um, so I, I get it.
- 6:16Speaker 6: And, but it's parenting is really hard.
- 6:19Speaker 7: Like it is, and it's really challenging and all.
- 6:24Speaker 6: Stages are different.
- 6:25Speaker 7: Like When they're so young and they can't wipe their
- 6:28Speaker 7: own arse or get their own snacks like that, it's
- 6:31Speaker 7: a little bit mind-numbing and tedious and exhausting. But then
- 6:35Speaker 7: they can do all those things, but then you've got
- 6:37Speaker 7: different personalities and issues going on at school and undiagnosed
- 6:41Speaker 7: ADHD things and you want to.
- 6:42Speaker 6: Know how you can help them. So there's challenges through
- 6:45Speaker 6: every stage.
- 6:46Speaker 4: But, yeah, it absolutely– I.
- 6:48Speaker 6: Feel like it gives my life purpose. All I ever
- 6:50Speaker 6: wanted to be was a mum. So, yeah. Yeah, I do.
- 6:55Speaker 6: I understand what they're saying.
- 6:56Speaker 7: And I really want to be a really great parent
- 6:58Speaker 7: that just turns up every day and gets it right.
- 7:00Speaker 6: But I'm absolutely not that parent.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Everyone would feel like that, though, wouldn't they? You try
- 7:04Speaker 2: your best.
- 7:04Speaker 6: Yeah, you try your best and your best is all
- 7:06Speaker 6: you can do.
- 7:06Speaker 7: And I was always told 30% is what you need
- 7:08Speaker 7: to aim for.
- 7:09Speaker 3: Oh, sick.
- 7:10Speaker 6: Be good 30% of the time and.
- 7:11Speaker 4: The rest of the time.
- 7:13Speaker 6: It's all trial and error.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:14Speaker 7: And I remember reading something that, like, even though your
- 7:17Speaker 7: kids are going through something and it's really hard, just
- 7:19Speaker 7: know that your parents are also going through that exact
- 7:21Speaker 7: same stage.
- 7:22Speaker 6: Like, I don't know how to parent. I'm still learning.
- 7:25Speaker 6: Every day I'm learning.
- 7:26Speaker 2: You haven't read the book.
- 7:27Speaker 6: There's no book. There's no parenting manual, just FYI.
- 7:30Speaker 7: There's loads of different ones, but it gets very overwhelming,
- 7:33Speaker 7: so I just don't read any of them.
- 7:34Speaker 2: I'm sure you're doing well. Shout out to Amy being
- 7:36Speaker 2: a mum.
- 7:38Speaker 4: Give her a ding.
- 7:39Speaker 2: Yay. That was deserved.
- 7:40Speaker 3: Just quickly, on Nickelodeon, another blast from the past, Amanda Bynes, who,
- 7:45Speaker 3: of course, was from The Amanda Show and she went
- 7:47Speaker 3: a bit off the rails.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 7:48Speaker 4: Just look out because she's bringing some new music our way.
- 7:51Speaker 6: Oh.
- 7:52Speaker 4: In case another thing I never asked for.
- 7:54Speaker 3: But we've got a little teaser of the rap single
- 7:57Speaker 3: she's going to release.
- 7:58Speaker 6: She's rapping it. All your money come in green, but
- 8:07Speaker 6: does your money come in blue?
- 8:08Speaker 1: Then I'll talk forever and.
- 8:10Speaker 6: Not leaving no text.
- 8:11Speaker 2: Terrible.
- 8:12Speaker 4: First play here on Kiss as soon as it drops.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Last calls.
- 8:15Speaker 7: Exclusive.
- 8:16Speaker 2: If you want to have a chat. Because no one
- 8:17Speaker 2: else wants to play. Yeah, Smallsy's got it from 3pm today.
- 8:21Speaker 6: He's got an interview with her too, right?