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College Sports Are Worse Than NASCAR | Coffee With Kenny · Kenny Wallace Media

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  Happy Friday, January 6th. We are already deep into the new
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  year. It's time for you all to go back
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  to work. You're killing me.
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  I try to go to my normal everyday restaurants and you all
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  have got so much money that you're out driving around.
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  You're in my restaurants creating chaos.
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  All right, so respond right here is Monday.
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  The real deal is Monday When you all finally get off your lazy
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  asses Monday, January 5th, do you all finally go back to work?
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  Is America the only country in the world where you all get like
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  2 weeks off? My Lord.
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  All right, everybody. Man, oh, man, you talk about
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  drama. I truly thought NASCAR was the
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  only sport that there was just everything was wrong with it
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  until I started paying attention to everything.
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  College. You know, years ago I was told
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  that the reason college is so popular is because people go to
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  college. They come out of college, they
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  get very successful, and then they give their money back to
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  their college because, you know, they're all real.
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  Like, oh, that's my college. They all get all emotional.
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  I'm going to give money back to my college, write it off of my
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  taxes, and my team will win it all.
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  My Charlie Marlow, that's all he's talking about is how you
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  know the things are just not right in college sports right
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  now. So I want to address this
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  situation. From what I am reading from all
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  of you, you all are always mad about college.
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  You all are mad that the team you want to win doesn't win and
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  it's not right. Somehow you are getting screwed.
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  You know, I guess now the big thing is, you know, Rick Pitino,
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  he's all pissed off. All I hear about a transfer
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  portal sounds like something that Elon Musk would make the
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  transfer portal. You know where where Elon
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  drilled that, you know that that underground front at you know,
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  to the Vegas airport, like a transfer portal, right?
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  You, you dig a a hole underground, you know, and you
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  transfer portal. What is wrong with everything in
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  college right now? Now, Rick Pitino talked about
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  how bad basketball is Now it's just God awful.
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  It is not the game. I remember I thought, well,
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  maybe Rick's just pissed off about something.
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  But no, a week later, Nick Saban, Nick Saban comes all over
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  the world and says college football's God awful.
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  I don't like it. I don't remember it.
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  Now what? What does Rick Pitino and Nick
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  Saban have in common? Right.
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  They sound like NASCAR fans. I hate everything is, is, is
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  that right or is this a new sport where your team did not
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  win? So there's got to be an issue.
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  My team was supposed to win because we're the biggest
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  school. Well, then why the do you play
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  the game? One thing I've learned about all
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  this college stuff is that if there's an upset, all of a
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  sudden you're lucky, right? That's sports.
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  There's an old saying. On any Sunday, that was a hell
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  of a movie On any Sunday. On any Sunday, it was about a
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  motorcycle guy that could just win.
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  On any Sunday, he could outrun your, your, your deal.
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  So I get a big kick out of all of you.
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  Indiana University was just lucky.
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  If they win, it won't, it won't really mean anything.
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  Compared to what? Compared to Alabama should've
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  won because because what I mean, Indiana's got a better record
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  than Bama. So what I'm learning now is that
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  if in college, in college, so stupid y'all can respond right
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  here, I'm going to chew you all of your asses out.
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  The more I think about the the matter I get college is the only
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  dumb ass sport there is where a group of people get together and
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  tell you what what team they think should be ranked or they
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  are ranked. What?
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  What does that even mean? You all are just used to it but
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  you don't realize how dumb you are.
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  The kind of deal. Is that all right?
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  I'll quit cussing. Hell, I know teams that are 12
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  and O 12 and O 112 lost none, but a team that is 11 and one is
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  ahead of them because they just think their programs better.
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  The team that has won 11 lost one game.
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  They're ahead of the 12 and O team because really the 12 and O
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  team they did, it wasn't a tough schedule.
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  And they, you know, I just think, and that's what I think
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  instead of letting the record speak for itself.
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  That's what's wrong with college.
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  Oh, well, they're only doing good because they got money and
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  we don't. They're only doing good because
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  their college is bigger than our bunch of whine ass people.
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  Confusing makes no sense. Argue about it every year.
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  My school, my, my state. Well, you know, the Missouri
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  Tigers are the best, you know, why don't you?
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  Because they're from my state. See, that's the way you all
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  sound. I'm here to make fun of all of
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  you. That's my job.
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  But I guess if Rick Pitino for basketball and Nick Saban for
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  college are saying the sport's dead, I guess it's dead, just
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  like NASCAR fans. But no, here's the difference.
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  Everything in college, you all grew up learning that.
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  You complain. That's what you do in college.
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  Nothing supposed to be fair. It's a bull session.
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  Well, if my my Charlie Marlo, who I love very much that he's
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  still going this morning, he says if if Indiana wins a natty
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  now that that's your guys lingo Is Charlie?
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  Is that the way it goes natty? Does that mean the national
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  championship? You guys even got a little
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  lingo, like if we win the Daytona 500, that's called our
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  Super Bowl, but if you win a national championship, that's
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  called a Maddie. I'm gonna respond right here.
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  I'm dumb about that sport. I'm going to leave you with
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  this. Is that what college sports is
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  all about? You all you all say who you
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  think should be. Where is that the way it goes?
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  This was all a comedy. I don't care who wins or who
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  does what. Have a great, great Friday.