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- 0:03Speaker 1: Hello, everybody. I have a random question for you. Yeah.
- 0:08Speaker 1: Do you ever wake up in the night and you're like,
- 0:11Speaker 1: I know I need to go to the bathroom, but
- 0:14Speaker 1: I am so tired. I can't do it. Oh my God.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Did you pee your bed? No, but I just didn't
- 0:18Speaker 1: get up and I fell back to sleep. I just
- 0:21Speaker 1: feel like I'm not doing it. Jackie, same. You guys just, yeah.
- 0:24Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't do it. Yeah.
- 0:26Speaker 2: But then eventually I wake up an hour later being like,
- 0:28Speaker 2: I must go now.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Yeah. The better thing is to just suck it up,
- 0:32Speaker 1: get up, go because you'll fall right back to sleep. Yeah.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't though.
- 0:36Speaker 3: And it's like an hour right before like my alarm
- 0:38Speaker 3: goes off and I hate it.
- 0:40Speaker 1: And you're just like laying. Yeah. And I'm laying there
- 0:43Speaker 1: after I've gone to the bathroom. Danielle, we were in
- 0:45Speaker 1: a meeting yesterday. I don't even remember what meeting. My
- 0:48Speaker 1: eyes were closing. I was like, I'm... Because the night before.
- 0:53Speaker 2: I haven't eaten yet, and that's really bad.
- 0:55Speaker 1: Today? Yeah. The night before, I'd gone to bed at
- 0:58Speaker 1: three and was up in maybe four, five, six, seven, eight.
- 1:02Speaker 1: I think I got six hours. So by yesterday afternoon,
- 1:05Speaker 1: I was like.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Yeah. This is untenable.
- 1:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:11Speaker 1: I know every... People don't want to hear it. They
- 1:12Speaker 1: don't want to hear how busy we are because they're
- 1:14Speaker 1: just as busy. Dancing with the Stars. I have thoughts.
- 1:19Speaker 2: I have so many thoughts.
- 1:20Speaker 1: I have some too, but bring it.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Ezra.
- 1:23Speaker 1: I loved it. Ezra.
- 1:24Speaker 2: I have my eye on Ezra. He is going to
- 1:28Speaker 2: be a winner, winner, chicken dinner. He is so incredible.
- 1:32Speaker 2: So amazing. Like not even despite his disability, like he
- 1:38Speaker 2: is better than everyone with both legs.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Like he is so incredible. Want me to tell you
- 1:45Speaker 1: what befuddled me the most? Yes. Was me. searching TikTok
- 1:49Speaker 1: for Val and Jenna. I know, and we didn't get
- 1:52Speaker 1: it yet. Correct, because they haven't danced yet. Right. It's
- 1:56Speaker 1: very confusing to everyone listening. So for everyone listening, it
- 1:59Speaker 1: airs Thursday morning at 4 a.m., but we have to
- 2:01Speaker 1: tape it. It's Wednesday right now. So it's Wednesday afternoon.
- 2:05Speaker 1: I mean, I'll tell you, it's Wednesday at three o'clock,
- 2:08Speaker 1: but we haven't seen Dancing with the Stars tonight. So
- 2:11Speaker 1: we're like one day behind. So sorry, we're one day behind.
- 2:13Speaker 1: I don't know what we can do about that. I
- 2:14Speaker 1: don't think there's anything we can do about it. Yeah,
- 2:18Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do about it. This won't be
- 2:19Speaker 1: a day late and a dollar short. It's fine. But
- 2:21Speaker 1: I was all over TikTok. Where are Val and Jenna?
- 2:23Speaker 1: And then I realized. They didn't do it. They didn't
- 2:25Speaker 1: perform yet. They weren't in the, right.
- 2:27Speaker 2: I can't believe they didn't let everyone perform. Does that
- 2:30Speaker 2: mean that people on night two got an advantage having
- 2:33Speaker 2: an extra day? And then my second thing is, I
- 2:35Speaker 2: can't believe they already eliminated somebody.
- 2:37Speaker 1: Why not? So someone's going home tonight.
- 2:40Speaker 2: But I can't believe they already eliminated somebody without having
- 2:42Speaker 2: the second half perform.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Right. Yeah, but they did. They're just making the rules
- 2:46Speaker 1: up as they go.
- 2:47Speaker 2: I feel like that's unfair. And they also, the first night,
- 2:49Speaker 2: had a glitch on the voting system.
- 2:52Speaker 1: Everybody said Taylor Hansen shut it, like crashed it.
- 2:55Speaker 2: He did really great.
- 2:56Speaker 1: He did. His hair is iconic, by the way. His
- 2:58Speaker 1: hair is iconic.
- 2:58Speaker 2: No, he did amazing.
- 3:00Speaker 1: He did really great. Somebody tell me how old Taylor
- 3:01Speaker 1: Hansen is. He's not young. I would say he's 38.
- 3:05Speaker 1: I think he's 42. Who can look it up? There's
- 3:08Speaker 1: not that much of a difference between the two. You're close. 43. 43.
- 3:11Speaker 1: And seven kids. Seven kids? Oh, yeah. He has seven kids.
- 3:18Speaker 1: They showed that in the package before he did. I
- 3:20Speaker 1: wanted to meet his partner and just give her a hug.
- 3:23Speaker 1: He's not lost one hair. He does not have one
- 3:25Speaker 1: speck of gray. He looks so young. So, look, I
- 3:29Speaker 1: thought also Harry Shum Jr. was amazing.
- 3:32Speaker 2: He was so good. He was amazing. I literally was
- 3:34Speaker 2: watching it and I was telling my husband, I expected
- 3:38Speaker 2: nothing less from I just am trying to understand how
- 3:42Speaker 2: he's going to go up from here.
- 3:44Speaker 1: So here's what I loved. I saw Julianne Hough on
- 3:46Speaker 1: the red carpet and I shall quote Julianne Hough. It's
- 3:49Speaker 1: not dancing with the non-dancers. It's dancing with the stars.
- 3:53Speaker 1: So like they never said you can't be a dancer.
- 3:58Speaker 1: And you know what, Julianne? I like that quote and
- 4:00Speaker 1: I'm going to go with it. Right. So I'm dancing
- 4:03Speaker 1: with the non-dancers.
- 4:04Speaker 2: Right. But my point of view is still correct. Because
- 4:08Speaker 2: my thing is, I love seeing a progression. I love
- 4:13Speaker 2: seeing most improved. I love seeing.
- 4:16Speaker 1: You get better. You become a dancer. My point is,
- 4:20Speaker 1: Harry was so good.
- 4:22Speaker 2: So, so good.
- 4:24Speaker 1: How is he going to get better?
- 4:25Speaker 2: How is it going to be what I want it
- 4:28Speaker 2: to be? Like when they do the Paso Doble in
- 4:31Speaker 2: the finale... How is it going to be different than
- 4:33Speaker 2: what he's doing right now? He's so good.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Well, here's what I think. I think he's such a
- 4:39Speaker 1: good dancer that that wasn't even his top notch dancing.
- 4:43Speaker 1: I think he's so good that he's able to go.
- 4:45Speaker 1: It's like you're a professional swimmer, right? You can do
- 4:48Speaker 1: a dang good swim and not even be going full out.
- 4:52Speaker 2: Do you think Jenna's like, we have to give it
- 4:54Speaker 2: six out of 10 tonight? Don't give 10 out of 10.
- 4:57Speaker 2: We're giving six out of 10 so that we can
- 4:59Speaker 2: be better.
- 5:00Speaker 1: Because their six out of 10 is somebody else's 10. Yeah.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Somebody is 15 out of 10. Really?
- 5:06Speaker 3: I think also like with Harry Shum, like I loved
- 5:10Speaker 3: Glee and those dances in like one.
- 5:13Speaker 1: I think we're all saying it wrong. It's Shum. It's Shum. Okay.
- 5:15Speaker 2: And it's funny because I've always said Shum and then
- 5:19Speaker 2: on the announcer on Dancing with the Stars says Harry
- 5:22Speaker 2: Shum Jr.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Unless he messed it up. Now, is that singer guy
- 5:27Speaker 1: that sings on Dancing with the Stars who's also on
- 5:30Speaker 1: America's Got Talent? On both at the same time right now? No,
- 5:33Speaker 1: he's not.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Travis Garland. I follow him on Instagram. He's on AGT
- 5:37Speaker 3: right now. So he's not singing. I looked out for
- 5:39Speaker 3: him too.
- 5:39Speaker 1: He's not singing. No, he's not singing. I didn't see
- 5:42Speaker 1: him yesterday, but I can double check. Well, they barely
- 5:44Speaker 1: show him. They just use his voice. Yeah, I always look.
- 5:47Speaker 1: I think you're going to need to do some more
- 5:49Speaker 1: crack research on that because I'm not sure you're right. No,
- 5:51Speaker 1: you are right. I saw a video of him show
- 5:54Speaker 1: up at Dancing with the Stars.
- 5:55Speaker 2: I think you are right because Mark Ballas did a
- 5:58Speaker 2: Instagram video with Maura. And it had Travis in it.
- 6:03Speaker 2: And they were like, when you're performing and this Travis
- 6:07Speaker 2: can't be there. And then he goes, well, thank God.
- 6:11Speaker 2: My wife is a rock star and she's going to
- 6:13Speaker 2: perform while we perform tonight.
- 6:14Speaker 1: So Mark's wife. Oh yeah.
- 6:18Speaker 2: Um, BC, BC, BC is going to be performing while
- 6:21Speaker 2: they're dancing.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Oh, wow. First of all, I love her. She's, I
- 6:25Speaker 1: do love her. She's real cool. I think I was
- 6:28Speaker 1: FaceTiming with Mark and I got a tour of his
- 6:30Speaker 1: kitchen or did I, I definitely talked, maybe it was
- 6:32Speaker 1: on Instagram. And then we, he talked to me through
- 6:34Speaker 1: the kitchen. They did like a whole kitchen remodel. I
- 6:37Speaker 1: feel like Mark might have done some of the work.
- 6:39Speaker 1: I think I might be messing that up, but we'll
- 6:41Speaker 1: have to ask him. What do you think of Tyler Cameron? Great.
- 6:46Speaker 1: Not bad.
- 6:47Speaker 2: I thought he was so good. Way better than I thought.
- 6:49Speaker 1: When I, he's blessed with a great partner.
- 6:52Speaker 2: He's blessed with a great partner, but he's also blessed
- 6:54Speaker 2: with muscles and can like keep up with all that
- 6:57Speaker 2: she's putting down. She's like twirling and flipping and whatever.
- 7:00Speaker 2: And he's making it happen.
- 7:01Speaker 1: I think Taylor's scores were lower than they should have been.
- 7:05Speaker 1: And I think I did not think the banana guy
- 7:07Speaker 1: was good.
- 7:09Speaker 2: He wasn't that good.
- 7:09Speaker 1: He let me down. I thought he was going to
- 7:11Speaker 1: be good and he was not.
- 7:12Speaker 3: You know what kind of like irked me is, you know,
- 7:16Speaker 3: Guillermo Rodriguez. We all know he wasn't going to maybe
- 7:18Speaker 3: not do that great, you know, but like, do you
- 7:21Speaker 3: think they were making it?
- 7:22Speaker 1: Did they give him a score? I don't see his score.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Did he not get a score? Oh, no, he got
- 7:26Speaker 1: a score. I feel like.
- 7:30Speaker 3: They're making him the butt of the joke and it's
- 7:32Speaker 3: kind of rubbing me the wrong way.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Oh, fair. I feel that. I like you making a
- 7:36Speaker 1: statement like that. Fair. I think he might be requesting
- 7:39Speaker 1: that because his whole shtick is being the butt of
- 7:42Speaker 1: the joke. But maybe they shouldn't be doing that here.
- 7:46Speaker 2: The one thing I would say is Whitney, his partner,
- 7:48Speaker 2: is pregnant and, you know, whatever. I did, I kind
- 7:53Speaker 2: of wanted Whitney to be with Harry Shum or something.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Oh, where she's just crushing it as pregnant.
- 7:59Speaker 2: Yeah, and they put the pregnant lady with Guillermo, which
- 8:04Speaker 2: just makes me feel like they don't believe in Guillermo.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they don't. How bad was Connor Leavitt? How bad?
- 8:11Speaker 1: Like really bad? I mean, I didn't expect much. Yeah.
- 8:16Speaker 1: It was bad. It was bad. Yeah. The right man
- 8:19Speaker 1: went home. The right guy went home.
- 8:21Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought Connor would. I thought he can groove it.
- 8:26Speaker 1: I was like, okay. Connor would was like. Had some
- 8:32Speaker 1: wiggly hips. Yeah, he was good.
- 8:37Speaker 3: I see that's going to really improve and has potential
- 8:40Speaker 3: is who you've been rooting for, Taylor Hanson.
- 8:42Speaker 1: I don't want to say anything, first of all. I
- 8:45Speaker 1: got two comments. Number one, if you're at home going,
- 8:47Speaker 1: who's Connor Wood? Like we were two weeks ago. Go
- 8:50Speaker 1: and listen to the Jonas Brothers interview with Connor Wood.
- 8:53Speaker 1: on Hey Jonas, and you will fall in love. Yeah,
- 8:56Speaker 1: he's a cutie. I did not know who he was.
- 8:57Speaker 1: I just trusted Kevin Jonas when Kevin's like, this is
- 9:00Speaker 1: the guy. We need to get this guy. Was Kevin
- 9:05Speaker 1: Jonas right or what?
- 9:06Speaker 2: I know, Kevin Jonas.
- 9:07Speaker 1: He is darling. Connor Wood was darling, sweet, funny. Handsome. Handsome.
- 9:15Speaker 1: All the things.
- 9:16Speaker 2: Okay, so I agree with all of you. However, there's
- 9:20Speaker 2: something about Tyler Cameron I'm very excited for.
- 9:23Speaker 1: And I want... I feel like he's going to be
- 9:25Speaker 1: a Dylan Efron.
- 9:26Speaker 2: Did he kind of have slicked hair?
- 9:27Speaker 1: I don't know. Looked a little slick. I have to
- 9:31Speaker 1: look back. I'm not mad.
- 9:33Speaker 2: He's giving me Dylan Efron vibes where he's such a
- 9:35Speaker 2: manly man and you don't expect him to dance, but
- 9:38Speaker 2: he's going to just crush.
- 9:40Speaker 1: He's just going to be great. Yeah. And I think
- 9:44Speaker 1: Harry Shum... What I was saying before was like, I
- 9:47Speaker 1: like his hip hop.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Like as a Glee fan, I specifically remember the scream
- 9:52Speaker 3: dance with Kevin McHale. Like I can pick that out
- 9:54Speaker 3: and be like, that's him. But I'm curious to see
- 9:58Speaker 3: his ballroom. I'm sure it'll be great. because he didn't
- 10:00Speaker 3: really have those kind of ballroom dances.
- 10:03Speaker 2: He's got the lines and the slender, beautiful angles. He's
- 10:11Speaker 2: going to do just fine.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Yeah. It's going to be insane. When we get to
- 10:17Speaker 1: the freestyle, whatever it's called. Oh, yes. At the end.
- 10:20Speaker 1: With Harry and Jenna. Oh, my gosh.
- 10:24Speaker 2: If Jenna does not bring Step It Up into the dance,
- 10:26Speaker 2: I'm going to riot.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Have you been following Val and Jenna on social? Because
- 10:31Speaker 1: she is so cool. I know. She's cute. She's real cute.
- 10:33Speaker 1: The way she dances, the clothes she wears, the way
- 10:36Speaker 1: she moves. She just oozes cool. And I know this
- 10:39Speaker 1: because I follow all her rookie stuff. you know, when
- 10:43Speaker 1: she's on The Rookie. And so she's like, they're always
- 10:45Speaker 1: doing dancing on set. And I love Eric Winter's content,
- 10:48Speaker 1: which like, I've known Eric Winter for so long. And
- 10:51Speaker 1: the fact that his TikTok is like, his TikTok has
- 10:54Speaker 1: just like bajillions of followers. I'm like, how did this
- 10:57Speaker 1: even happen?
- 10:57Speaker 2: Well, and you know, Eric and Jenna have been friends
- 11:00Speaker 2: from forever ago. I don't know if anybody here watched
- 11:04Speaker 2: Witches of East End. I loved that show and it
- 11:08Speaker 2: was canceled prematurely. So I'm still annoyed about that.
- 11:12Speaker 1: They're reunited on The Rookie. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Dancing with
- 11:17Speaker 1: the Stars, I'm going to give it a lot of props.
- 11:19Speaker 1: It's welcome back, baby. Welcome back.
- 11:22Speaker 2: Welcome back. I'm very excited to see Jenna.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Me too. Oh, yeah. Did you all see Tom Cruise
- 11:36Speaker 1: shirtless on GQ? Like, oh my gosh, yes. Let him live.
- 11:40Speaker 2: Let him live.
- 11:41Speaker 1: So, okay. I think he's hot.
- 11:43Speaker 3: Like, I.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Look, Tom Cruise, you can have many thoughts on. But
- 11:47Speaker 1: he is a babe.
- 11:49Speaker 2: We've talked about Tom Cruise a bunch on this pod.
- 11:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I've loved him since Top Gun. Like, I didn't
- 11:54Speaker 1: think he was as cute and risky business. But when
- 11:56Speaker 1: Top Gun rolled in, I was like, oh, hi there.
- 12:00Speaker 1: The interview, though... Look, I love that Tom Cruise did
- 12:03Speaker 1: a long form interview. That makes me super happy. There
- 12:07Speaker 1: were some parts where I was like, what? What?
- 12:10Speaker 3: What?
- 12:12Speaker 1: So many words. And I'm like, what? Do you expect.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Anything less from Tom Cruise?
- 12:18Speaker 1: No, but I then got in my mind going like,
- 12:21Speaker 1: what would it be like to go on a date
- 12:22Speaker 1: with Tom Cruise? You would just sit in silence and
- 12:25Speaker 1: let him talk. Are you going to get the straight answers?
- 12:28Speaker 1: Are you going to get that? You know what's funny?
- 12:30Speaker 1: A little bit. He's mysterious. He's super mysterious.
- 12:33Speaker 2: While you're thinking of that, I'm thinking about how he's
- 12:37Speaker 2: at the Chiefs game with Taylor Swift in a box.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Oh, and the lip readers. The lip readers? Did you
- 12:41Speaker 1: immediately go to the lip readers? And what are they
- 12:43Speaker 1: talking about? They were talking about someone's ankle or something.
- 12:45Speaker 1: I went to the lip readers. Did you not go
- 12:48Speaker 1: on TikTok?
- 12:48Speaker 2: They didn't spend a whole game talking about somebody's ankles.
- 12:51Speaker 1: Like, I want to know. The lip reader that I
- 12:53Speaker 1: saw only was talking about somebody's ankle was hurt and
- 12:56Speaker 1: Taylor was explaining it. And then Tom Cruise has his response.
- 12:58Speaker 1: It's just like crazy to me.
- 12:59Speaker 2: They were chitty chatting. The two of the most successful
- 13:02Speaker 2: people in the world, arguably, entertainment industry.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Chitty chatting.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Just sitting next to each other.
- 13:07Speaker 1: But then he was gone. Then he vanished because I
- 13:10Speaker 1: saw her then with Jason. So maybe he just bopped
- 13:12Speaker 1: in for a moment. Tom Cruise is no dum-dum. Let
- 13:16Speaker 1: me tell you how smart Tom Cruise is. You know
- 13:17Speaker 1: why he was at that game? Because he was on
- 13:19Speaker 1: TV with Taylor Swift. So we're all going to go
- 13:22Speaker 1: see Digger. That guy was like a genius. No, I know.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Thank you, Jackie.
- 13:27Speaker 2: And we've talked about it before.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Can I see the photo of him shirtless, though, so
- 13:30Speaker 1: I can just like think about it again?
- 13:32Speaker 2: He's got good tummy hair.
- 13:33Speaker 1: Which one do you like?
- 13:37Speaker 2: His tummy hair is good. What's wrong with that? Like
- 13:42Speaker 2: that's an attractive hair patch.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Who do you think is hotter? Yes, of course. Who
- 13:53Speaker 1: do you think is hotter? John Stamos or Tom Cruise? Okay, wait, pause.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Let me just look at it. Okay. That's a hard one.
- 14:02Speaker 1: It's like a neck and neck race.
- 14:04Speaker 2: I would say John Stamos.
- 14:06Speaker 1: I think if you were just judging by pure handsomeness,
- 14:10Speaker 1: I think Stamos has an edge. I think if you're like, wait,
- 14:14Speaker 1: where are we going? We don't need to go. I'm
- 14:16Speaker 1: trying to look up the other photos to see what
- 14:18Speaker 1: else he had. I don't care about the others. I
- 14:19Speaker 1: only care about the shirtless one. Deimos was fully naked,
- 14:22Speaker 1: which Tom Cruise is only like just barely. He's not
- 14:24Speaker 1: even fully shirtless. It's like unbuttoned. Now, it's a lot
- 14:31Speaker 1: of Tom Cruise. We don't normally see this much Tom Cruise, right?
- 14:38Speaker 1: I'm going to go Stamos with an edge, but I
- 14:40Speaker 1: think I think Tom Cruise is more mysterious, so I'm
- 14:43Speaker 1: more curious.
- 14:44Speaker 2: Okay, that's funny you say that because I would go
- 14:46Speaker 2: John Stamos just because I feel like I'm going to
- 14:48Speaker 2: have a wild good time with him. Tom Cruise, there's
- 14:52Speaker 2: something that makes me scared.
- 14:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 14:57Speaker 1: You're just not going to, he's just very.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Like, I wouldn't be confident around Tom Cruise. Like John Stamos, I'd.
- 15:01Speaker 1: Be like, let's go, dude. Let's have a good time.
- 15:03Speaker 1: I think if you're like Stamos, are we going to Disneyland?
- 15:05Speaker 1: He's like, heck yeah, we are. Let's go. And you're
- 15:07Speaker 1: like on the Matterhorn in five minutes. Exactly. I think Tom,
- 15:11Speaker 1: it's going to take like nine dates before you even
- 15:13Speaker 1: get to be like, so Tom, where's your high school?
- 15:16Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like, you're just not
- 15:19Speaker 1: going to get a lot. Exactly. I think what you
- 15:22Speaker 1: would get is like, Tom, And everything's going to be
- 15:26Speaker 1: like movies, movies, movies. I love movies. And you're like,
- 15:29Speaker 1: I totally get that. But I'm going to need you
- 15:31Speaker 1: to not answer with the word movies.
- 15:33Speaker 2: I also feel like with Tom, you're getting into deep
- 15:35Speaker 2: philosophical questions. Like, conversations there is it's not it's not
- 15:41Speaker 2: light it's not like are you getting butter with your
- 15:43Speaker 2: popcorn it is like how was the kernels made what
- 15:47Speaker 2: farm did you.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Find them on should we go get pizza and watch
- 15:49Speaker 1: dancing with the stars can you imagine but maybe Tom
- 15:52Speaker 1: Cruise does that I know maybe you never know it's
- 15:56Speaker 1: just because he doesn't do a lot of interviews whereas
- 16:00Speaker 1: John Stamos like and this is not a dig on
- 16:02Speaker 1: John Stamos he does Like, I feel like we know
- 16:05Speaker 1: John Stamos a bit better. You're right.
- 16:07Speaker 2: We do.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Like, we know him personally better, but also, like, the
- 16:11Speaker 1: general population knows him better. I will say. Whereas Tom,
- 16:15Speaker 1: we're like, we don't know much.
- 16:16Speaker 2: The one time I was around Tom, one of the
- 16:17Speaker 2: loveliest people ever.
- 16:19Speaker 1: So, like, I'll give it to him.
- 16:21Speaker 2: 100%.
- 16:22Speaker 1: I've never heard anyone who's worked with him not say
- 16:24Speaker 1: he is. And I like how he's like, I get
- 16:26Speaker 1: there first. He does. He is. Oh, okay.
- 16:29Speaker 3: All right.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Let's look at the other pictures. All right.
- 16:30Speaker 3: He is.
- 16:31Speaker 1: Whoever styled him for this needs to style Shailene Woodley
- 16:35Speaker 1: because he looks so good. Like the outfits are very
- 16:41Speaker 1: New York. Very nominal. Keep going. Okay. There's the shirtless one. Okay,
- 16:47Speaker 1: we're scrolling. We're scrolling. We're getting ads. Sorry, guys. GQ,
- 16:50Speaker 1: getting ads. We got to give credit to GQ. Good get, GQ. Okay,
- 16:53Speaker 1: there's the interview I saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's
- 16:55Speaker 1: just wearing a white t-shirt and like jeans, but he looks... Okay,
- 17:00Speaker 1: here's the thing with this picture. So it's like he's
- 17:03Speaker 1: either got his sleeves pulled up or it's like a
- 17:05Speaker 1: muscle tee. I like everything about it, but I think
- 17:08Speaker 1: I would have liked a smile. I think I would
- 17:09Speaker 1: have liked a smile in this one, which I'm sure
- 17:12Speaker 1: they have. Vintage t-shirt from Kincaid.
- 17:15Speaker 2: Dare I say it? I never would have said Tom
- 17:19Speaker 2: Cruise is on the top.
- 17:20Speaker 1: Hair list, but he's.
- 17:22Speaker 2: Got good arm hair, good tummy hair, good head hair,
- 17:24Speaker 2: good eye hair. He's got good hairs everywhere.
- 17:28Speaker 1: That's cute. That's cute. I need a smile. Does any
- 17:33Speaker 1: of these have a smile? It's Tom Cruise. He's going
- 17:36Speaker 1: to give a steal. He's got a million dollar smile. Oh,
- 17:38Speaker 1: there's a smile on his motorcycle. So on this one,
- 17:42Speaker 1: you guys, he's on the motorcycle, a red motorcycle, very
- 17:46Speaker 1: Top Gun. I think those are Wayfair sunglasses. The boots
- 17:49Speaker 1: are insane. The shirt, everything about this is like literal perfection. Wow. Wow.
- 17:56Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one.
- 17:58Speaker 1: Again, if he was smiling there, he would be melty.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Are there more? What is Kincaid Archive? Because every t-shirt... Um,
- 18:05Speaker 1: I'm not crazy about this cowboy one. I don't, I don't,
- 18:07Speaker 1: that's a no for me. I don't like that. He's
- 18:09Speaker 1: like wearing a cowboy hat and I don't like the pose. Oh,
- 18:13Speaker 1: then a bunch of fans.
- 18:14Speaker 3: Wow.
- 18:15Speaker 1: Do you think those are real fans or, or posed fans?
- 18:19Speaker 1: They're all very excited. They're very excited. This feels real. Wow. Oh,
- 18:24Speaker 1: oh my God. This one is pretty, pretty epic. So
- 18:29Speaker 1: now he's like driving some, like, it looks like a Mustang,
- 18:32Speaker 1: vintage Mustang or something. Like, With like a, oh my God. Cowboy.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Vintage shirt, unbuttoned. Oh my God. He just looks, he looks,
- 18:44Speaker 1: here's the thing. He looks a tiny bit older than
- 18:46Speaker 1: in the original Top Gun. Pass on that photo. It's
- 18:48Speaker 1: the hat. The hat is that. There's a tuxedo. Remove
- 18:51Speaker 1: the hat and then tell me how you feel.
- 18:53Speaker 2: It's the same look as the motorcycle because he's wearing
- 18:54Speaker 2: the cowboy boots.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Yeah. There's a picture of him in a tux, Giorgio Armani.
- 18:59Speaker 1: His own clothing. Wow. Wow. The hat is not good.
- 19:02Speaker 1: But the rest is.
- 19:03Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no.
- 19:03Speaker 1: The hat's really good.
- 19:04Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Who's going to read?
- 19:05Speaker 2: I love that.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Cute. Again with the cowboy boots. I got to read
- 19:09Speaker 1: this entire thing. It says, what's your relationship like with
- 19:12Speaker 1: your phone? I need to know his relationship with his phone.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Go back down.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Go down.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Okay. It's as far from me as possible. Sometimes I
- 19:22Speaker 1: have to deal with it and I'll do stuff, but
- 19:24Speaker 1: it's not, no, I'm not looking and listening. I want
- 19:27Speaker 1: the least amount of time on it. This is going
- 19:29Speaker 1: to be hard for my relationship with Tom Cruise. Like
- 19:31Speaker 1: he's not going to be FaceTiming me a lot. And
- 19:32Speaker 1: my crew and people know it. It's like, don't send
- 19:34Speaker 1: me a detailed email. Come talk to me, Tom. Same page, Tom.
- 19:40Speaker 2: He does like to talk to people.
- 19:41Speaker 1: I say that all the time. Let's go down to
- 19:44Speaker 1: that other one. This is the Tom Cruise show, guys. Okay,
- 19:47Speaker 1: look at the vintage phone. This is definitely a set.
- 19:51Speaker 1: It's not like a real motel. Jeans by Wrangler. Tom
- 19:55Speaker 1: Ford shirt, his own. But who are the boots? Sunglasses. That's, wait, go, Jackie. Jackie.
- 20:03Speaker 1: You are rushing me with this. You know what's weird?
- 20:05Speaker 1: This might be one of my favorite.
- 20:07Speaker 2: Why is everything his own shirt, his own suit, his
- 20:10Speaker 2: own shoes?
- 20:10Speaker 1: Because he's bringing it. Because he's bringing his own stuff.
- 20:13Speaker 2: But why do you have to say that? Just say
- 20:15Speaker 2: who the stylist is.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Oh, because I think they want us to know he
- 20:18Speaker 1: brought it himself. Yeah, they clearly want us to know.
- 20:21Speaker 1: And guess what? I like it. I like it. Me too.
- 20:23Speaker 1: He doesn't have so many people. So if I just
- 20:25Speaker 1: ding dong at the cruise house, is he answering the
- 20:28Speaker 1: door in that outfit?
- 20:29Speaker 2: Yes.
- 20:30Speaker 3: What?
- 20:30Speaker 1: Oh, in the outfit?
- 20:32Speaker 3: No, I think he's answering the door in that white
- 20:34Speaker 3: t-shirt that he did the interview in.
- 20:35Speaker 1: I think you're right. In the white t-shirt with the jeans.
- 20:37Speaker 1: Do you think he ever wears sweats? Probably. No chance.
- 20:42Speaker 1: It's cold out. You don't think he wears sweats? No.
- 20:45Speaker 1: Like if I was a GQ reporter, I'd be like,
- 20:48Speaker 1: do you wear sweats? Maybe some Viore pants or something.
- 20:51Speaker 1: He does not. No, he does not wear Viore pants.
- 20:54Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 20:55Speaker 3: Halo?
- 20:56Speaker 1: Aviator Nation.
- 20:57Speaker 2: Okay, definitely.
- 20:59Speaker 1: You guys. Wait, are there any more photos?
- 21:02Speaker 2: I'm giggling at the thought of Tom Cruise in an
- 21:06Speaker 2: Aviator Nation set.
- 21:08Speaker 1: A photo of him by a building. I can't see
- 21:11Speaker 1: enough Tom Cruise. I don't need that. Keep going.
- 21:14Speaker 3: Oh.
- 21:14Speaker 1: No, I don't care for that one.
- 21:16Speaker 2: Let's move on from the Tom Cruise show because no
- 21:17Speaker 2: one else can see this.
- 21:18Speaker 3: Why?
- 21:18Speaker 2: No one else can see this.
- 21:20Speaker 1: Okay, well, fine. I was enjoying it, but that's fine.
- 21:24Speaker 1: There's so many photos. I think this is done anyways.
- 21:27Speaker 1: This must have taken 10 hours, this photo shoot. I know, right? Okay,
- 21:32Speaker 1: that's it. What did you think of the Taylor Swift
- 21:35Speaker 1: SVU cameo? I loved it.
- 21:39Speaker 3: As a Swifty, I loved it because she gave us
- 21:41Speaker 3: straight up like clues and stuff.
- 21:43Speaker 1: So were there Easter eggs in there or whatever? Oh, yeah.
- 21:46Speaker 3: Well, she said at the Grammy interview that, you know,
- 21:49Speaker 3: they asked her about, you know, giving the Easter eggs.
- 21:51Speaker 1: And she said, well, sometimes it's just hidden in plain sight.
- 21:54Speaker 3: And she said plain sight again in this little cameo thing.
- 21:58Speaker 1: What is saccharide Aries from the vineyard north or south?
- 22:02Speaker 1: Is that from a song? No, that's what we're trying
- 22:04Speaker 1: to figure out. What is saccharide? It's a sugar. Like saccharin?
- 22:08Speaker 1: It's a sugar molecule. Yeah, like it's a sugar for some.
- 22:12Speaker 1: I think it's bad for you.
- 22:14Speaker 3: And then from the vineyard would be from the vault.
- 22:17Speaker 1: North and south, I don't know. Like everybody has different theories.
- 22:20Speaker 1: How do you know from the vineyard is from the vault?
- 22:22Speaker 1: That's what everybody has collectively said.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Yeah, there's all these like theories that she's going to
- 22:26Speaker 2: be releasing songs from the vault. So basically songs that
- 22:29Speaker 2: never made it.
- 22:29Speaker 1: To an album or never made it. It's all the
- 22:31Speaker 1: light of day. She's going to be releasing. You guys
- 22:33Speaker 1: speak Swifty. Yeah. I bet you that cast of SVU
- 22:37Speaker 1: is pretty pumped. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that was fun. Yeah.
- 22:43Speaker 3: Ice-T said that she came on and she was totally cool.
- 22:45Speaker 3: She had cookies in her dress room.
- 22:47Speaker 1: She is totally cool. And she was like, come have
- 22:49Speaker 1: some cookies. I'm not going to eat them. You know,
- 22:51Speaker 1: type of thing. She is cool. You know who I
- 22:53Speaker 1: want to hang with? Martha Stewart.
- 22:55Speaker 2: Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart.
- 22:56Speaker 1: I've hung with Martha Stewart. You would love to hang
- 22:58Speaker 1: with Martha. Well, I kind of briefly have. She's gorge.
- 23:04Speaker 2: I died at her marketing campaign.
- 23:08Speaker 1: With Benny Blanco?
- 23:09Speaker 2: No, and that deserves its own flowers. But this one,
- 23:13Speaker 2: she posted a picture of her on Instagram and the
- 23:15Speaker 2: caption was, the caption goes, I've been thinking about releasing
- 23:20Speaker 2: my nudes. And she's like, has a kissy face. I
- 23:23Speaker 2: sent it to five people being like, she's my icon.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Release your nudes, Martha. Here's the thing. It's about her lip.
- 23:30Speaker 1: And I need to know because I actually want that
- 23:32Speaker 1: lip color. Her makeup is- Okay, but brilliant marketing. That
- 23:37Speaker 1: was brilliant. Flawless.
- 23:40Speaker 2: And you know who does her makeup? Real Housewives of
- 23:42Speaker 2: New York City gal on the new season.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Daisy. What? Yeah.
- 23:47Speaker 2: One of the new New York Housewives does. Martha is
- 23:49Speaker 2: on New York City Housewives all over the place.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Guess what? She is on the show.
- 23:55Speaker 2: She's on the show.
- 23:56Speaker 1: She was the first scene. Martha is a genius. You
- 23:59Speaker 1: know what I bet?
- 24:00Speaker 2: Jackie, this is just my theory. They went to Martha
- 24:03Speaker 2: as just like a Hail Mary.
- 24:04Speaker 1: Would you ever do Real Housewives of New York? And
- 24:08Speaker 1: she said, no.
- 24:09Speaker 2: But you can have my glam girl.
- 24:11Speaker 1: She would be good. Oh, cause she doesn't say their
- 24:15Speaker 1: best friends. Yeah. I like your theory on that.
- 24:17Speaker 2: And she's on the show all the time.
- 24:18Speaker 1: Can somebody find out what her lip gloss is? Because
- 24:21Speaker 1: I need it. I need her lip gloss. Also when
- 24:24Speaker 1: I go to home goods and I see a Martha
- 24:26Speaker 1: Stewart thing, I buy it. I think, you know what?
- 24:29Speaker 1: I trust that. Yeah.
- 24:30Speaker 3: Lip serums, the lip serums by ELM biosciences. Oh, that's
- 24:35Speaker 3: her skin care. I need it.
- 24:39Speaker 1: I just hope it doesn't have fragrance. I don't like fragrance.
- 24:50Speaker 1: So speaking of pretty good marketing, I thought the Chris
- 24:53Speaker 1: Harrison teaser for his new show was very, very juicy, impressive, good,
- 25:02Speaker 1: all around, well done, sir.
- 25:04Speaker 2: I mean, Fox is kind of doing a big middle
- 25:07Speaker 2: finger to abc and being like you know.
- 25:09Speaker 1: There was flower flower he had roses on his cufflink
- 25:11Speaker 1: so basically if you haven't seen it you don't know
- 25:14Speaker 1: what's happening you see sort of it's a bachelor and
- 25:18Speaker 1: then you see arm with a rose cufflink arm of
- 25:22Speaker 1: the rose cufflink and then it pans up And it's
- 25:26Speaker 1: Chris Harrison. And he says, not what you're expecting. And
- 25:30Speaker 1: then it's almost like he steps on a rose. They
- 25:33Speaker 1: sort of step over a rose, but it's almost like
- 25:35Speaker 1: stepping on it. It's so good. Now, do we know
- 25:37Speaker 1: anything about the bachelor that's going to be on his
- 25:39Speaker 1: new show? Jace Cates.
- 25:41Speaker 2: Not much.
- 25:42Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 25:42Speaker 2: He's pretty honky.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Okay. Well, I need to look at him. Hold on.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Jace Cates. Hold on. I need a photo.
- 25:47Speaker 2: It's in our team group text.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Oh, was he the one that I wrote back? Who's
- 25:50Speaker 1: this hunk? Yes. Yes. He is a hunk. Whoa. Yeah,
- 25:55Speaker 1: he's cute. Look, timing of this, too. Time will tell.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Because I have question marks on this show. Chris knows.
- 26:00Speaker 1: I have things that I absolutely love and things that
- 26:03Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to see. But that guy was
- 26:06Speaker 1: a hunk. Well, here's the thing. He looks real normal.
- 26:09Speaker 2: Like, if you go to his Instagram, he's not like
- 26:12Speaker 2: model photos.
- 26:14Speaker 1: Like, he's just cute. The picture we have of him.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Like a normal joke.
- 26:20Speaker 1: He looks like a regular dude. Oh, here's what we
- 26:22Speaker 1: need to watch. He has no followers.
- 26:25Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
- 26:27Speaker 1: At the time of this, he has 1,946 followers. I
- 26:30Speaker 1: wonder if he's going to get more. His Instagram is
- 26:32Speaker 1: just so normal. He looks young, though. How old is
- 26:36Speaker 1: this dude? Yeah, but he feels kind of super religious. Well,
- 26:41Speaker 1: I think that's the point of the show. This TV show.
- 26:45Speaker 1: UNC mode activated. So he's in college still? The picture
- 26:48Speaker 1: of him, summer 2022 photo dump. Yeah. It's pretty cute.
- 26:55Speaker 1: We'll see. We'll see. Look, bring your opinions on it.
- 26:59Speaker 1: I think it's worth watching. He's 30 years old. I
- 27:02Speaker 1: think you can have strong opinions on this and we'll
- 27:05Speaker 1: see how we feel. Yeah. Mr. Irrelevant. Okay. This trailer
- 27:10Speaker 1: came out, which I was like, you know what? I'm
- 27:13Speaker 1: going to click on this trailer. I don't know what
- 27:15Speaker 1: this is. It's the story of John Tuggle. Well, he
- 27:21Speaker 1: went to my school. I did not know this story.
- 27:24Speaker 1: He went to Cal. It's a, look, I don't want
- 27:27Speaker 1: to ruin it, but he there, I don't want to
- 27:29Speaker 1: ruin it. I'll just, I think anyone knows this story. Yeah. He, he, well,
- 27:34Speaker 1: he gets cancer. He doesn't survive. Am I ruining it? No,
- 27:38Speaker 1: I know, but I didn't know he went to Cal.
- 27:41Speaker 1: He was, it's just such an interesting story. And my favorite, Izzy,
- 27:46Speaker 1: Isabel May. Like my friend's kid. I know it seems
- 27:51Speaker 1: like my friend's kid is every famous kid, but this
- 27:53Speaker 1: is my friend's kid who I've known since she was
- 27:55Speaker 1: like seven. And she is doing such good work. So
- 27:58Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this. Yeah, David Cornswet. I
- 28:00Speaker 1: never knew this story. Yeah, I didn't know either. But
- 28:04Speaker 1: the trailer hooked me in. Oh, Superman star David Cornswet.
- 28:06Speaker 1: Is this Superman? Yeah, yeah. Of the new Superman. Yes,
- 28:10Speaker 1: it's the new Superman. The one with the Mrs. Maisel lady.
- 28:14Speaker 1: And the dog, yes. Yes, it's the new Superman. But
- 28:18Speaker 1: I did like this trailer too. And Michael Shannon, who
- 28:20Speaker 1: I think is brilliant. This is going to be good. Christmas,
- 28:25Speaker 1: you know, sometimes they do these sad ones around Christmas, but.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Love this one. Now, the Family Stone, I need you
- 28:31Speaker 1: guys to talk about. You know, I never saw the
- 28:33Speaker 1: first one. No. Sorry.
- 28:34Speaker 3: No.
- 28:35Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Didn't this have
- 28:38Speaker 1: Diane Keaton? It feels so crazy. Yes. Are you kidding me?
- 28:42Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
- 28:43Speaker 2: You have never seen the Family Stone?
- 28:45Speaker 1: No. I've seen it. I've seen it. it's so good
- 28:48Speaker 1: there's some scene where she does something wrong oh my.
- 28:50Speaker 2: God I'm gonna actually throw up no this is iconic
- 28:53Speaker 2: Amy you have to watch The Family Stone this is
- 28:55Speaker 2: probably my.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Actually this is sad though I can't watch sad stuff
- 28:57Speaker 1: it is sad well just for a little bit I
- 28:59Speaker 1: can watch murder but I can't watch sad I'll just.
- 29:01Speaker 2: Tell you Diane Keaton's character does pass away in the
- 29:03Speaker 2: first movie so she is the matriarch of the family
- 29:07Speaker 2: wait Diane Keaton passes away in the first movie oh
- 29:11Speaker 2: so it's.
- 29:11Speaker 1: Like life imitates art imitates life.
- 29:14Speaker 2: Right so now that she has passed away in real
- 29:16Speaker 2: life i you know what i bet is she probably
- 29:22Speaker 2: had this they probably were trying to do the sequel
- 29:24Speaker 2: or whatever and she was like do this when i'm
- 29:27Speaker 2: gone like as i don't know i can see her
- 29:29Speaker 2: doing that i don't know why and i'm making that.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Up dolly has with her song yeah dolly with have
- 29:35Speaker 1: we talked about that by the way dolly with the
- 29:37Speaker 1: song yeah i know we didn't talk about that there's
- 29:40Speaker 1: a song did we maybe we did there's the song
- 29:43Speaker 1: Buried I know it's coming out when she's 100 I
- 29:47Speaker 1: know it's a long ways away Dolly passed at 80
- 29:50Speaker 1: that's 20 years right I will be 72 when the
- 29:54Speaker 1: song comes out wow how old will you be in
- 29:57Speaker 1: 20 years I'll be 56 You'll be so young. I'll
- 30:01Speaker 1: be 60. You'll, you'll both be so young. I will
- 30:06Speaker 1: be 72.
- 30:06Speaker 2: You'll be young.
- 30:08Speaker 1: I will be a lady who lunches and plays Mahjong
- 30:10Speaker 1: at that point. I know you will. And I will
- 30:12Speaker 1: be like stoked about it. You'll be so stoked. I'm
- 30:15Speaker 1: going to, I'm still going to do things. I bet
- 30:17Speaker 1: you'll be doing tennis if I need to. What's so
- 30:18Speaker 1: weird is I might, I'll be, I want to be
- 30:20Speaker 1: a professor too. I know you'll be such a good professor.
- 30:22Speaker 1: Of course I'll be doing tennis. But, oh God, speaking of,
- 30:26Speaker 1: I'm trying so hard to, how do we get, how
- 30:28Speaker 1: do we get in shape guys? How do we do it?
- 30:30Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
- 30:31Speaker 1: We can just do a little shot of Rooney.
- 30:32Speaker 2: Call it a day.
- 30:36Speaker 1: I'm just doing it the old fashioned way. But what
- 30:37Speaker 1: happens is I do 20 minutes of weights a day,
- 30:40Speaker 1: just arms. And then it gets to be midnight. And
- 30:42Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so tired. I have to do it tomorrow.
- 30:44Speaker 1: The day just.
- 30:45Speaker 2: Okay, can we go back to The Family Stone?
- 30:47Speaker 1: Yeah, of course. Tell me everything.
- 30:48Speaker 2: I got two top movies, The Holiday and The Family Stone.
- 30:51Speaker 2: Love actually plops in there sometimes, but I do not
- 30:54Speaker 2: go Christmas season without watching The Holiday or Family Stone.
- 30:57Speaker 1: That's how I feel about A Very Jonas Christmas.
- 30:58Speaker 3: It is.
- 30:58Speaker 1: I will never go another Christmas without watching two movies,
- 31:02Speaker 1: A Very Jonas Christmas and Olaf's Christmas. I don't know
- 31:06Speaker 1: what it's called. Sorry, I interrupted again. Go ahead. It's
- 31:08Speaker 1: the best movie. It's okay.
- 31:09Speaker 2: But this movie is iconic, incredible. The fact that they're
- 31:12Speaker 2: coming out with That it's in the works, a sequel's
- 31:15Speaker 2: in the works.
- 31:16Speaker 1: I'm so happy.
- 31:17Speaker 2: Especially after Diane has passed away.
- 31:20Speaker 1: I just, I need it. I need it. You know
- 31:22Speaker 1: who's in this? Craig T. Nelson.
- 31:24Speaker 2: You love him.
- 31:25Speaker 1: I love him so much that it makes me want
- 31:26Speaker 1: to go watch Poltergeist right now. Amy, you need to
- 31:30Speaker 1: watch The Family Stone. Yeah, it's so good. I'm going
- 31:32Speaker 1: to be sad, though. I can't.
- 31:34Speaker 2: It's so good, though. It's so good.
- 31:36Speaker 1: It's beyond good. It has like a stacked cast. Claire Danes,
- 31:40Speaker 1: Rachel McAdams, Dermot Mulroney, who also might be on my
- 31:44Speaker 1: list of hotties. My list of hotties, for sure. Craig T. Nelson,
- 31:47Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker are like no one better. And Luke Wilson.
- 31:51Speaker 1: And more. Elizabeth Reaser from Twilight. And Brian J. White,
- 31:54Speaker 1: who I think was in Scandal. He was like in Scandal.
- 31:58Speaker 1: some show where he kind of, it wasn't a big part,
- 32:01Speaker 1: but it was like, it was an important part. That's
- 32:03Speaker 1: what I remember about him.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 32:05Speaker 1: He's handsome. If I had to make out with one
- 32:06Speaker 1: of those guys though, I'm going Dermot. Oh yeah. Over Lou.
- 32:11Speaker 2: My favorite movie of all time is My Best Friend's
- 32:12Speaker 2: Wedding and it's because of him because he's a boss.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Who would you make out with more? Dermot Mulroney or
- 32:17Speaker 1: Dylan McDermott? Dermot Mulroney.
- 32:20Speaker 2: A hundred percent.
- 32:21Speaker 1: They're both hot, but I think I'd take Dermot.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:24Speaker 1: Dylan McDermott might be hotter, but I still want Dermot Mulroney.
- 32:29Speaker 1: I disagree. Do a side-by-side. How hard is it to
- 32:32Speaker 1: pull up a side-by-side? I don't think it's hard. They're
- 32:35Speaker 1: always side-by-side because people mix them up. Mulroney side-by-side with
- 32:40Speaker 1: Dylan McDermott. Oh my God. I'm messing this up. Mulroney. Yeah.
- 32:47Speaker 1: The side-by-sides are everywhere. Guys, we can pull up the
- 32:50Speaker 1: side-by-side immediately. They don't look alike. oh no, is Danielle choking? Oh, she's, Jackie,
- 32:56Speaker 1: what happened to her? You guys, don't move. Danielle was coughing, coughing.
- 33:01Speaker 1: And then she ran. Danielle ran. Now, while she's gone,
- 33:06Speaker 1: and I think she's going to live, I'm going to
- 33:08Speaker 1: say Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney look nothing alike. It's
- 33:12Speaker 1: just that their names are so similar that people can't
- 33:15Speaker 1: handle it. How about Lady Gaga having a baby? So hidden. Yeah.
- 33:21Speaker 1: So hidden. Did she? I don't know. No judgments. Did
- 33:24Speaker 1: she have the baby? Did she?
- 33:25Speaker 3: Supposedly she's been seen with a little like jumper in
- 33:28Speaker 3: Northern California.
- 33:29Speaker 1: I think she moved away from everything. I know where
- 33:30Speaker 1: she lives. I know where she allegedly lives. Where does
- 33:33Speaker 1: she allegedly live?
- 33:34Speaker 3: I'm not going to say because she doesn't want people
- 33:35Speaker 3: to just mouth it.
- 33:37Speaker 1: I'm not. I wanted to. And again, she did not
- 33:40Speaker 1: tell me this. Allegedly, it's just where the rumors are.
- 33:44Speaker 1: Where are the rumors? The rumors.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Exactly. Amy has no idea.
- 33:49Speaker 1: I'm not going to say Lady Gaga doesn't want people
- 33:51Speaker 1: to know. And you know, who lives nearby is Tom
- 33:55Speaker 1: and Zendaya. Oh, it's got to be Carmel by the sea.
- 33:59Speaker 1: Cause I'm not saying Clint Eastwood. I'm here to protect. Yeah.
- 34:03Speaker 1: Lady Gaga. If she wants people to know, she'll tell them.
- 34:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 34:07Speaker 1: I think she was pregnant, too, on her tour. But
- 34:09Speaker 1: I think that's so cool.
- 34:10Speaker 2: Everyone's looking back at photos. Whether she had a surrogate
- 34:13Speaker 2: or had the baby.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Doesn't matter.
- 34:16Speaker 2: I asked, too.
- 34:18Speaker 1: I'm just as guilty as you all are. I suddenly
- 34:20Speaker 1: wanted to ask, too. And then I thought to myself,
- 34:22Speaker 1: that's rude. I'm going to love this era.
- 34:27Speaker 2: Gaga. Yeah.
- 34:28Speaker 1: Gaga mother era.
- 34:30Speaker 2: She's already a mother to her fans.
- 34:31Speaker 1: She's already a mother. What if I just was like
- 34:34Speaker 1: doing my errands and I bumped into Lady Gaga and Zendaya?
- 34:38Speaker 1: That would be insane.
- 34:39Speaker 2: Oh, so they're errant? They're like, you can run into
- 34:42Speaker 2: them doing errands?
- 34:43Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Allegedly. It's got to be Carl. Allegedly. No, that's
- 34:48Speaker 1: kind of far from Amy. That's still like an hour
- 34:50Speaker 1: and a half, two hours. I'm not saying. Also, Lena
- 34:55Speaker 1: Dunham had a baby. Good for her, too.
- 34:57Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 34:58Speaker 1: I saw that. A lot of babies, a lot of divorces. Uh,
- 35:01Speaker 1: we talked about Alan Richardson getting divorced and I was
- 35:04Speaker 1: a little shocked by the Amanda Seyfried divorce. No, you know,
- 35:08Speaker 1: just saying, just reporting the news. I'm not. Yeah. I
- 35:11Speaker 1: think that guy she was married to is kind of cute. Yeah. Yeah.
- 35:14Speaker 1: He was in the newsroom. He was good in the newsroom.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I remember him in the newsroom. Girl can sing. It'll
- 35:20Speaker 1: all work out for these people. I think they're all
- 35:22Speaker 1: going to be fine. It's all going to be fine.
- 35:24Speaker 1: Your people, the Giggly Squad, got a brand new deal.
- 35:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually kind of intrigued by that because.
- 35:30Speaker 1: They'll probably have a channel. Yeah, maybe. Do you ever
- 35:34Speaker 1: listen to the Smartless channel? I do. They're just so...
- 35:36Speaker 1: Radio Andy? I do. And I do the Smartless channel
- 35:40Speaker 1: and I do the Conan channel.
- 35:41Speaker 2: Yeah. They're just so not like that. So I find
- 35:44Speaker 2: it intriguing.
- 35:45Speaker 1: They're so not like that where they like money. Everybody's
- 35:48Speaker 1: like that. No, I understand the money.
- 35:49Speaker 2: But like, they don't do their makeup when they like,
- 35:52Speaker 2: And they have a video podcast.
- 35:53Speaker 1: Like, they go from their bed. Right, but that doesn't
- 35:55Speaker 1: change anything. Like, they're very cool. This doesn't change anything. Yeah.
- 35:59Speaker 1: I hope they don't do their makeup.
- 36:00Speaker 2: I just don't see them having, like, a channel being
- 36:04Speaker 2: their thing. And this is from, like, a full-on giggler. Like,
- 36:06Speaker 2: I love that podcast.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Their channel is just their old shows, back to back
- 36:10Speaker 1: to back to back.
- 36:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:12Speaker 1: And then maybe they curate some songs.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Well, Jackie was saying, like, Radio Andy.
- 36:16Speaker 1: Like, you know. Right, but they, like, Smartless Channel is
- 36:19Speaker 1: just the podcast, back to back to back to back
- 36:20Speaker 1: to back. Yeah.
- 36:21Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 36:22Speaker 1: So it can be whatever they want it to be.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Good for them.
- 36:26Speaker 2: I like when, to quote a Giggler's quote, I love
- 36:31Speaker 2: when women in STEM make money.
- 36:32Speaker 1: So you know what?
- 36:33Speaker 2: Good for them.
- 36:34Speaker 1: You go. Explain to me what's STEM. Women in STEM.
- 36:37Speaker 2: So whenever like a female does something like cool and
- 36:42Speaker 2: different and invents something or is just very iconic. They
- 36:46Speaker 2: just say, and that's a woman in STEM.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Woman in STEM? Yes. Does it mean science, technology, engineering, mathematics?
- 36:59Speaker 2: Just something like so rad that somebody does. They're like
- 37:02Speaker 2: women in STEM.
- 37:04Speaker 1: But it's just a term.
- 37:05Speaker 2: It doesn't actually like, it's just a phrase.
- 37:08Speaker 1: I'm throwing a flag on this.
- 37:09Speaker 2: The three of us are all women in STEM.
- 37:10Speaker 1: We're doing things that are like. We're not women in
- 37:12Speaker 1: STEM at all. We're in technology, Amy. We're women in entertainment.
- 37:17Speaker 1: We're still women and we're still strong and I'm proud
- 37:19Speaker 1: of us, but we're not women in STEM. We're creating
- 37:22Speaker 1: digital tools. You're taking it too literal. It is just
- 37:26Speaker 1: like people that.
- 37:28Speaker 2: Are doing cool shit.
- 37:30Speaker 1: This is why I have to help Gen Z. It's
- 37:33Speaker 1: like when my niece goes, it's so aesthetic. That's not
- 37:37Speaker 1: a word. That's not how you say, that's not how
- 37:39Speaker 1: you use the word aesthetic. This is how you use
- 37:41Speaker 1: the word aesthetic. That room has a lovely aesthetic. I
- 37:44Speaker 1: want to get the pink flowers because it will match
- 37:47Speaker 1: the aesthetic. Just like when I say we're baller women,
- 37:50Speaker 1: but we're not women in STEM because we're not in
- 37:53Speaker 1: science technology.
- 37:54Speaker 2: Oh my God, Amy, you're being super boomer right now.
- 37:57Speaker 2: Things evolve, phrases change, and they have double meanings. And
- 38:02Speaker 2: this is just a moment of that.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Look, I'm not going to crash out about it. I'm
- 38:07Speaker 1: just telling you. I love that saying someone's a boomer
- 38:11Speaker 1: is like a dig. You're so boomer right now. Let
- 38:13Speaker 1: me explain something new. I'm not a boomer. I'm Gen X.
- 38:17Speaker 1: I'm the best and baddest generation there is. We're scrappy
- 38:22Speaker 1: as hell. We work our butts off and we use
- 38:26Speaker 1: language correctly. So we are not women in STEM. We
- 38:32Speaker 1: are women in entertainment.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Oh my God. You know what?
- 38:36Speaker 1: Am I wrong?
- 38:37Speaker 2: I consider myself a... Someone in STEM.
- 38:40Speaker 1: You know what?
- 38:41Speaker 2: Whatever.
- 38:41Speaker 1: You're so boomer right now. I'm so boomer. I'm such
- 38:44Speaker 1: a dick. You're so boomer right now. I love it.
- 38:47Speaker 1: I get it. I'm proud to be woman in STEM
- 38:50Speaker 1: if you want me. Oh my God. Speaking of boomer,
- 38:54Speaker 1: let me tell you.
- 38:54Speaker 2: You know who's a woman in STEM?
- 38:55Speaker 1: Dolly Parton.
- 38:56Speaker 2: That is some innovative.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Well, she is a woman in STEM because she worked
- 39:02Speaker 1: on with Vanderbilt, the vaccine. That's the part where she's
- 39:06Speaker 1: a woman in STEM. She's not a woman in STEM
- 39:10Speaker 1: that when she's singing her songs, because she's a, I
- 39:13Speaker 1: think STEM is science, technology, whatever the E is and
- 39:18Speaker 1: whatever the M is. Mathematics. If it was music, then
- 39:23Speaker 1: she'd be a woman in STEM. Yeah. Okay, I'm going
- 39:26Speaker 1: to read you. Now they say these are 90s slang. Well,
- 39:30Speaker 1: They are not. Some of these are 50 slang, but
- 39:32Speaker 1: I'm going to read you these things and you tell
- 39:34Speaker 1: me if you think they should make a comeback. Okay.
- 39:37Speaker 1: Also Eva Mendez posting about Greece too. I mean, tip
- 39:43Speaker 1: of the hat to you, Eva Mendez. Oh my God.
- 39:45Speaker 1: And the lady who's a hundred drinking her diet Coke
- 39:48Speaker 1: and hot dog. Oh, And 107,000 people are living in
- 39:53Speaker 1: Japan that are over 100. And one is 114. I
- 39:55Speaker 1: believe it.
- 39:56Speaker 2: It's because they eat well and they are cared for.
- 40:00Speaker 1: I will read the slang word. And you will tell
- 40:03Speaker 1: me if you like it and if you know what
- 40:05Speaker 1: it is. Cool beans.
- 40:08Speaker 2: I like it and I know what it is.
- 40:10Speaker 1: What is it? Like, that's awesome. Yeah. It's very, that's
- 40:17Speaker 1: like 50s to me, but. No, I use cool beans
- 40:19Speaker 1: all the time. You'd say I'm Audi or I'm Audi 5000.
- 40:22Speaker 2: I'm Audi.
- 40:24Speaker 1: Like I'm out.
- 40:25Speaker 2: I think I still say I'm Audi.
- 40:27Speaker 1: Cher said that in Clueless and that's the first time
- 40:29Speaker 1: I heard it. Yeah, yeah. It came from close. You're
- 40:31Speaker 1: all that and a bag of chips. Oh, I love
- 40:33Speaker 1: this one.
- 40:34Speaker 2: You say that all the time.
- 40:35Speaker 1: You say that all the time. I do not. Yes,
- 40:37Speaker 1: you do. Yes, you do. I might say he sees
- 40:41Speaker 1: all that and a bag of chips. You say that
- 40:43Speaker 1: all the time. All the time. I'm not Boomer. I'm
- 40:46Speaker 1: just Gen X. Take a chill pill. Do you guys
- 40:48Speaker 1: say that? We would say that so much. We did
- 40:52Speaker 1: not say this, bitch out.
- 40:55Speaker 3: No.
- 40:55Speaker 1: I don't know what that even is. Salty, I like now.
- 40:58Speaker 1: I like to be like, why are you so salty today?
- 41:01Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that one.
- 41:03Speaker 1: What do you think that salty means? Like you're so salty.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Snarky kind of. Yeah, yeah. You're the bomb. I did
- 41:11Speaker 1: see that. You're the bomb. That's the bomb. I did
- 41:14Speaker 1: say that. This cake's the bomb. Biatch, we used to
- 41:18Speaker 1: say that a lot.
- 41:20Speaker 3: Really?
- 41:20Speaker 1: Oh, why are you being such a biatch?
- 41:23Speaker 2: You don't say that? No, I just say the word. Yeah, same.
- 41:28Speaker 1: It's so clutch. I used to say that.
- 41:31Speaker 2: I still say clutch.
- 41:33Speaker 1: It means like awesome again. Yeah. Crunk. I don't know
- 41:35Speaker 1: that one. Crunk. It's being getting really drunk. Let's get
- 41:39Speaker 1: crunk tonight.
- 41:43Speaker 2: Let's get wild and crazy.
- 41:45Speaker 1: Baller. We say so much. Baller. I say baller. Poser.
- 41:49Speaker 1: We used to say so much. Do you guys know poser? Yeah.
- 41:53Speaker 1: Just like somebody who's fake and trying to act so cool.
- 41:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:57Speaker 1: We'd be like, why are you being such a hoser, right?
- 42:00Speaker 1: It's a hoser. I love slang. It's the best. Oh, wow.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Who's going to go to Dolly Day, September 25th in
- 42:11Speaker 1: Union Square in San Francisco? Really?
- 42:12Speaker 2: It's a you project.
- 42:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 42:14Speaker 2: Right in your backyard.
- 42:15Speaker 1: And apparently Lady Gaga's. And again, I don't have knowledge
- 42:19Speaker 1: of it from Lady Gaga. I just know the rumors
- 42:22Speaker 1: because people.
- 42:23Speaker 3: Were like, I started a new show on Netflix. It
- 42:30Speaker 3: was like the number one. It's called Cool Girl. And it's,
- 42:33Speaker 3: I think it's one of the number ones on Netflix.
- 42:36Speaker 1: It's cute. It's cutesy. It's, it's super cheese, but it's
- 42:39Speaker 1: like up my alley. Like I like cutesy. Any famous
- 42:42Speaker 1: people in it? Jessica Paré, who was on Mad Men.
- 42:46Speaker 1: She's cute. Yeah. She plays the mom. Sometimes for a while,
- 42:49Speaker 1: I thought she was married to Jon Hamm. I got
- 42:51Speaker 1: that mixed up. She was married to him on the show.
- 42:53Speaker 1: She's not married in real life. Yeah. Yeah.
- 42:55Speaker 3: Just a cutesy little, like, the father embezzled money and
- 42:59Speaker 3: he disappeared, so they moved back to her hometown.
- 43:00Speaker 1: It's a cutesy. It's just a cutesy thing. Danielle, the
- 43:03Speaker 1: father embezzled money. But she moved back to her mom's hometown.
- 43:08Speaker 2: The father embezzled money and just murdered a bunch of people.
- 43:10Speaker 1: He's a rower on a men's team. It's a cutesy show.
- 43:12Speaker 1: It's a cutesy show. Danielle, you had one more thing. Yes.
- 43:16Speaker 2: I started watching Mormon Wives because I am dedicated to
- 43:19Speaker 2: my job.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I thought y'all were dropping out.
- 43:22Speaker 2: Well, I want to, but I'm dedicated to this job
- 43:24Speaker 2: and knowing these things. So I did watch the first episode,
- 43:27Speaker 2: episode and a half. And I feel like I am right.
- 43:30Speaker 2: I am so annoyed with this show.
- 43:31Speaker 1: It is disgusting. Yes, I finished it all. I finished
- 43:34Speaker 1: it all. I don't like it. It's bad. It's just
- 43:36Speaker 1: too much.
- 43:37Speaker 3: It's like they're doing things intentionally just to get the
- 43:40Speaker 3: reality show.
- 43:41Speaker 1: Do you think it's donezo?
- 43:42Speaker 2: Yes.
- 43:42Speaker 1: Yes.
- 43:43Speaker 2: Mikayla dropped out this week and she was like, I quit.
- 43:46Speaker 1: You mean they're like never doing it again? Or is
- 43:49Speaker 1: there another season in the can? There's not another season
- 43:52Speaker 1: in the can after this one. No, isn't there a
- 43:54Speaker 1: season six? This is it.
- 43:56Speaker 2: No, this is season five. This is what they're doing
- 43:58Speaker 2: right now?
- 43:58Speaker 1: Oh. I think you're wrong, Danielle, and I hate for
- 44:01Speaker 1: you to be wrong. I am wrong. You are wrong
- 44:03Speaker 1: because remember, this is the season leading up to what
- 44:06Speaker 1: The Bachelorette was about. And then there was one they
- 44:08Speaker 1: were filming when all the drama happened. Yeah, and it's
- 44:11Speaker 1: so far behind. You already know what's going on.
- 44:14Speaker 3: So for me, I was like, well, I already know
- 44:16Speaker 3: what's going on. And so season six, I believe they
- 44:20Speaker 3: have filmed or currently filming, but she's finishing her.
- 44:23Speaker 1: Interviews for that. And then she's going to be done.
- 44:25Speaker 1: You know what? Two things we didn't get to that
- 44:27Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk about because they are
- 44:29Speaker 1: too gnarly. What is going on with the King of.
- 44:33Speaker 2: London?
- 44:34Speaker 1: Is that his name? I don't know that. King of England?
- 44:38Speaker 1: That book? William? No, he's the prince. Oh, yeah. Charles.
- 44:42Speaker 1: There's a book that Diana's brother wrote that seems like
- 44:46Speaker 1: filled with bombshells. And then, you know what else I
- 44:48Speaker 1: don't even want to talk about? I don't want to
- 44:51Speaker 1: talk about it. I can't even say it. It's too messy.
- 44:52Speaker 1: There's some messy going on out there in the world. Oof.
- 44:57Speaker 1: I'll leave it with that.
- 44:57Speaker 2: One thing, I had hoped that when Harry and Meghan
- 45:00Speaker 2: moved back to England that it would be right there. No, no, no.
- 45:03Speaker 2: But when they did, that it was because they had
- 45:06Speaker 2: a reconciliation. And William was like, no, their address just changed.
- 45:12Speaker 1: He said that? Out loud? Yep. Oh, I didn't see that.
- 45:16Speaker 1: He said that out loud. What happened? Why are they
- 45:18Speaker 1: so mad at each other?
- 45:19Speaker 2: It was either him or his dad.
- 45:21Speaker 1: One of them said... The dad.
- 45:22Speaker 3: The dad put out a statement saying that nothing's going
- 45:24Speaker 3: to change with their status.
- 45:27Speaker 2: Nothing has changed with our status.
- 45:29Speaker 1: Yeah. Except for his zip code. But does that mean...
- 45:33Speaker 1: Just about his royal role? I know.
- 45:36Speaker 2: I think it was just, well, maybe, but like, I
- 45:38Speaker 2: don't know. It was just, you say, there wasn't a,
- 45:41Speaker 2: we are so excited that they are back home and
- 45:43Speaker 2: with us.
- 45:45Speaker 1: I don't like it. It was, it was just like,
- 45:47Speaker 1: they're here, but that's it. Why are they so all
- 45:49Speaker 1: mad at each other? Stop it. I know. I think
- 45:52Speaker 1: Harry was just the one who spoke out about how
- 45:55Speaker 1: crappy that was.
- 45:55Speaker 2: I think Harry was like, screw this, dude.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Yeah. Screw this. And I, you know what?
- 46:01Speaker 3: Good for him because when he was 12, he had
- 46:03Speaker 3: the whole world like that on him. And then growing
- 46:06Speaker 3: up in the spotlight like that, he doesn't want that
- 46:08Speaker 3: for his kids. It's like, I wouldn't want that for
- 46:10Speaker 3: my kid either, you know? But anyways, whatever makes him happy.
- 46:14Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's messy. It's totally messy. Anyways. On
- 46:19Speaker 1: that happy note, we're outie 5,000. We're outie 5,000, biatch.