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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: First, let's start it with a little What the Bleep.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody take a deep breath, and let's laugh at how
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  Speaker 1: dumb some dudes are in Florida. All right?
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  Speaker 2: It is time for What the Bleep.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, we're going to start in Florida at the Blue
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  Speaker 3: Miami Hotel in Doral, Florida, where even this story, Mac,
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  Speaker 3: it's not often at this point in time a Florida
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  Speaker 3: man's story can shock you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this certainly did.
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  Speaker 3: A couple was sleeping in their hotel bed again at
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  Speaker 3: the Blue Miami Hotel where a woman felt movement near
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  Speaker 3: the bed around 4 a.m., like underneath the bed, but
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  Speaker 3: fell back asleep at 630 in the morning. She felt
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  Speaker 3: movement again, but again, ignored it. At 745, she dropped
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  Speaker 3: her cell phone and went to pick it up. And
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  Speaker 3: under the bed, Florida man was sleeping underneath their bed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: At least he was just sleeping. Florida man can do
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  Speaker 1: a lot worse in a bedroom.
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  Speaker 3: 25-year-old Richel Cavier came through Mac the balcony and slept
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  Speaker 3: under the bed while they slept. He was kicked out
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  Speaker 3: of the hotel on August 31st. This happened September 10th. Apparently,
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  Speaker 3: he had been sleeping under beds for about two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep we doing, man? Matt, what would you
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  Speaker 3: do if he went under your bed and there's Florida
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  Speaker 3: man taking the snooze?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, what kind of weird behavior.
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  Speaker 2: Man, just need a place to sleep. Bone, just needed
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  Speaker 2: a damn place to sleep. He wasn't in the way.
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  Speaker 2: At a hotel. Go find another room. He wasn't in
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  Speaker 2: the way. Didn't have it in the budget, Bone. Needed
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  Speaker 2: a free place. All right. I'm just under the bed
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  Speaker 2: if y'all need me. I ain't bothering nobody. All right.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep we doing down there in Florida for
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  Speaker 1: the one million time? I'm asking that question. I also
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  Speaker 1: got a what the bleep, James Franklin. Off to a
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  Speaker 1: great start, Bone, as Virginia Tech head coach. That win
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  Speaker 1: against ODU. And they ran the numbers up even with
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  Speaker 1: a guy dropping the football bone to one yard line
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  Speaker 1: before he went into the end zone.
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  Speaker 2: Impressive start. But I have always.
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  Speaker 1: Noticed, as a Penn State fan, I've always noticed he's
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  Speaker 1: got his weird moments. He has some very weird moments.
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  Speaker 2: Socially awkward at times, I'd say. At times, definitely.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday in a presser, listen to this moment with
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  Speaker 1: a guy from the Baltimore Sun named Michael.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to this moment.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Coach.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Howes with the Baltimore Sun.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Michael.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Michael. What do you remember about working alongside? Hey, Michael.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing, Michael? Michael, how you doing? Can you
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  Speaker 2: hear me? Yeah, I'm saying how you doing? Good.
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 4: Good.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 3: What do you remember about working alongside Coach Loxley in
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  Speaker 3: his early years at Maryland?
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  Speaker 2: How has your relationship evolved since then?
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  Speaker 1: There's his question. He finally got his question. What the
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  Speaker 1: bleep we doing?
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  Speaker 3: The kid came on Twitter and tried to explain, like,
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  Speaker 3: his connection was breaking up. But it was still a
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  Speaker 3: weird way to– It wasn't on him. It was like a–
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  Speaker 3: A boomer doing Zoom, right? Basically what we heard there.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't on him. Listen to the way this dude, Michael,
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  Speaker 3: starts the conversation. He played the start of this again.
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  Speaker 3: Michael had done his part of the greeting. Michael initiated
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  Speaker 3: the greeting. James Franklin then follows with his greeting. It
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  Speaker 3: should be over. He does not.
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  Speaker 1: The guy that starts the greeting doesn't need to then
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  Speaker 1: come back and say, hey, I'm good. We're going to
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  Speaker 1: do that all day? Listen to how it started.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Coach. Michael Howes with the Baltimore Sun. Hey, Michael.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. That's the end of it. That's the
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  Speaker 1: end of it. James Franklin, what the bleep we doing, bro?
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  Speaker 1: Your team is off to a great start. You got
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  Speaker 1: all that NIL backing. Kyle Bailey is on your side, baby.
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  Speaker 1: In the city of Charlotte.
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  Speaker 2: Well, howdy there, y'all. Kyle Bailey here. What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Why does he have to act like that? That was weird.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Mac.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Mac.
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  Speaker 1: Press coverage could not proceed until Michael told James Franklin
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  Speaker 1: how he was doing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God, that's funny, though. To your guy, Mac, or
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  Speaker 2: to your ex. I should say it's your ex.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, we're going to go to Florida again, and this
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  Speaker 3: is in Cape Coral.
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  Speaker 2: Or Cape Corral? Cape Coral. Cape Coral, Florida.
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  Speaker 3: 43-year-old Billy Jean Thomas was arrested after he walked into
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  Speaker 3: a home goods retail store completely naked. He left his pants,
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  Speaker 3: his underoos, and his shoes at the door. The female
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  Speaker 3: customers were freaking out over this naked man. Mac, you
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  Speaker 3: always love the reasons why these things happen.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, what was that?
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  Speaker 3: His excuse was, as he was heading to the store,
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  Speaker 3: his pants caught on fire, so he had to leave
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  Speaker 3: them at the door.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what? That tracks.
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  Speaker 1: Makes reasonable sense to me, man. Complete reason to be
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  Speaker 1: naked in a sewer.
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  Speaker 2: If your pants catch on fire, you discard them and
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  Speaker 2: keep going about your day. You just go about your day.
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  Speaker 2: You can't be stopped, right? Oh, those pants are on fire.
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  Speaker 2: That's it. Can't possibly put on another pair of pants.
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  Speaker 2: Can't possibly do that. What the bleep we doing? I
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  Speaker 2: have suggested, Florida man, cover up your home goods. What
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  Speaker 2: are we doing? What the bleep are we doing?
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  Speaker 1: This dude said, I got a what the bleep for you.
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  Speaker 2: Defense gives up 59 points. Yeah, that's a date.
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  Speaker 1: Take a segment off. That's a definite what the bleep, though.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all right about that one.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a what the bleep for you.
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  Speaker 1: Go to HomeGoods, sir. I have never been familiar until
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  Speaker 1: this weekend with the High Rocks competition, Bo. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a fitness competition worldwide. They were holding an event in
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  Speaker 1: Beijing this weekend. By the way, this story is going
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  Speaker 1: to be disgusting. Put the breakfast down for a second.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a gross story.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: This athlete in the High Rocks fitness competition, Joanna Wheatstrix, she, Boney,
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  Speaker 1: won the competition.
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  Speaker 2: She won the competition.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, she got she she instead of getting
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  Speaker 1: lauded for it, she was facing criticism. And so Bone
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  Speaker 1: was the High Rocks competitive sanctioning body as well. This
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  Speaker 1: poor woman, Bone. Had to go number two and went
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  Speaker 1: number two in the middle of the competition.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It was all over her. All over
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  Speaker 2: her legs while she keeps competing.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Bone, the equipment that she was using
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  Speaker 1: is used by others in the competition.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: People had a huge problem with them allowing her to
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  Speaker 1: continue competing.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: And they have cried foul. She should have been kicked
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  Speaker 1: out of the competition. Get her away from the shared
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  Speaker 1: workout equipment. High Rocks has since apologized for allowing her
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  Speaker 1: to continue competing. And they have announced they are changing
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  Speaker 1: the rules, Bone. Apparently that sort of thing will now
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  Speaker 1: be frowned upon in their competition.
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  Speaker 2: What the bleep? Someone put a stop to that. How's
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  Speaker 2: there not foresight to know that someone may have this happen?
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  Speaker 1: And if there isn't foresight, how about you call an
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  Speaker 1: audible in the middle of the competition and say, maybe
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  Speaker 1: you should stop right now. Just maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, we're going to go from my third story to
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  Speaker 3: the Royal Country mobile homes community near Miami Gardens, Florida.
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  Speaker 3: where two women were living in separate sections of a
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  Speaker 3: split trailer. Well, I guess one woman may have taken
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  Speaker 3: the other's man along the way, or something like that,
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  Speaker 3: not exactly known what transpired. But we do know why
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  Speaker 3: Yersey Machado Rivera was arrested, because she went over there,
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  Speaker 3: broke into the other part of the trailer, and poured
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  Speaker 3: human feces from.
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  Speaker 2: A bucket on the head of the neighbor. Oh, jeez.
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  Speaker 1: Did he get this bucket from the High Rocks competition?
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  Speaker 3: No, it was the two women. It was the woman
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  Speaker 3: on the other woman that was with the man, her
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  Speaker 3: man or ex-man. She poured the human feces on the head,
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  Speaker 3: and she said she would do it again if she
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  Speaker 3: has the opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: What the bleep we're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to go call back to the competition.
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  Speaker 1: Is that where she got the bucket filled? Or they
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  Speaker 1: got the bucket filled?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, what the bleep. By the way, two trailers down
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  Speaker 2: was Jen York. I apologize. We usually have....
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  Speaker 1: A one poopy story rule per segment, and we just
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  Speaker 1: broke it there.
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  Speaker 2: We did not coordinate our story.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: We did not realize, Bone, we were going.
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  Speaker 1: To have two poopy stories. But the good news is,
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  Speaker 1: if you have a five-year-old in your car, they're laughing
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody else is. Or a fitty.
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  Speaker 2: Or a fitty.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Let's continue with What the Bleep. I got a What
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  Speaker 1: the Bleep Sean Payton.
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  Speaker 2: Sean Payton. What was that last night, Broski? What was that?
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  Speaker 1: Your team got outgained by one player, Kenneth Walker, on
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  Speaker 1: the Chiefs.
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  Speaker 2: But that's not why I'm what the bleeping of, Bo.
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  Speaker 1: I'm what the bleeping Sean Payton because Adam Schefter yesterday
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  Speaker 1: reported that Sean Payton called Drew Brees in January before
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  Speaker 1: the AFC title game when Bo Nix got hurt and
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  Speaker 1: couldn't play in the game and asked a 47-year-old Drew
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  Speaker 1: Brees if you could come out of retirement and play
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  Speaker 1: in the AFC championship game. Drew Brees, maybe he should
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  Speaker 1: be what to believe too, Bone, because he thought maybe
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  Speaker 1: I could. I hadn't played in five years, but I'm 47,
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  Speaker 1: but maybe I can play. Drew Brees went out, Bone,
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  Speaker 1: and did a workout and realized I'm an old man
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  Speaker 1: that can't possibly play in an NFL game and.
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  Speaker 2: Told Sean Payton no.
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  Speaker 1: Sean Payton, clearly, I know Drew Brees was the man
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  Speaker 1: and he torched us.
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  Speaker 2: A ton, Bone, but surely....
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  Speaker 1: Drew Brees at 47 cannot be a better option than
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  Speaker 1: Jared Stidham.
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  Speaker 2: And if you're Jared Stidham, how are you feeling about
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  Speaker 2: life right now? Oh, you ought to believe. They had
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  Speaker 2: a lot of faith in you, Stidham. Holy crap. They
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  Speaker 2: went to the football nursing home and tried to find
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  Speaker 2: someone available.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. That is unbelievable. And he thought about it, too.
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  Speaker 1: He thought, maybe I can pull this off now. Went
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  Speaker 1: out there, he probably pulled a muscle on his first
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  Speaker 1: pass in the workout.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, nah, I'm old. Mag, I'll do my
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  Speaker 2: final story real quick.
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  Speaker 3: It's from Dalton, New Hampshire, where 30-year-old Nestor Roman, his
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  Speaker 3: house went up in flames. The fire department arrived to
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  Speaker 3: put out the fire, and then Nestor Roman went complete
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  Speaker 3: Florida man, and he stole the fire truck while they
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  Speaker 3: were putting out the blaze. They kind of need that.
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  Speaker 3: He ran over the hose. He almost hit the firefighters.
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  Speaker 3: He actually hit another fire truck, and he took them
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  Speaker 3: on a high-speed fire truck chase.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: His house was up in flames.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of need that and it might be
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  Speaker 1: in your best interest to allow them to put the fire.
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  Speaker 3: My sense is Matt tells me he was going to
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  Speaker 3: try to get all the way to Florida from New Hampshire.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep are we doing, man? Seriously. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: I did also. How dare these guys save my home?
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to take care of that real quick. This
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  Speaker 1: ain't going to burn down. I'm going to steal your
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  Speaker 1: truck and all your water. I do have to what
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  Speaker 1: the bleep your guy, Eddie O, though, Bone.
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  Speaker 2: I hate to do it. I didn't know I was
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  Speaker 2: part of this thing.
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  Speaker 4: Eddie.
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  Speaker 2: Eddie O is such a lovable figure.
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  Speaker 1: Lane Kiffin at his press conference yesterday said that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Eddie Orgeron's had a health issue lately.
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  Speaker 4: People don't know what it is. And he was being asked.
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  Speaker 4: The hippo laws. The hippo laws. He was being asked
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  Speaker 4: about it. Lane Kiffin said, Ed is doing better. He
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  Speaker 4: told me, I'm never going to the hospital. If I die,
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to die on that football field. Eddie O,
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  Speaker 4: what the bleep. Go to the hospital, bro. Hopefully, we
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  Speaker 4: can't lose Eddie O, man. We got to savor Eddie O.
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  Speaker 3: Because when Lane Kiffin, Matt, gets suspended for some reason,
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  Speaker 3: Eddie O's got to take over.
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  Speaker 2: Eddie O, get your butt to the hospital, man. We
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  Speaker 2: want you to keep living, all right? I just don't
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  Speaker 2: want them to poke and prod. You know what I'm
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  Speaker 2: saying there? I don't want them to find all that
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: gumbo I've been eating down my belly area. You know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean? A lot of that gumbo there.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God.