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THINGS THAT GIVE OFF BIG DI*K ENERGY?! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.
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  Speaker 2: But that is the story of how I shout my
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  Speaker 2: pants across three different countries, through different flights and at work,
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  Speaker 2: or because I ate a Keila cassion fruit.
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  Speaker 1: But and yeah, that woke me up. That was a
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  Speaker 1: say trooper, trooper, ah, diabolical and trooper. So please enjoy
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  Speaker 1: Confession Sessions. Hello, Hello, welcome to Confession Sessions. How are
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  Speaker 1: you going?
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  Speaker 2: I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: Guys?
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  Speaker 1: We are going great and joined by Jake Splendid. We
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  Speaker 1: are excited because we haven't had a confession in a while,
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  Speaker 1: so we're excited to hear your story. First things first
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  Speaker 1: is would you like to be anonymous?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, the story?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, very nice to meet you, Katie. You're from New Zealand.
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  Speaker 1: Let's narrow it down, which summer in particular? No, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: The prompt today is when you've got to go, you
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  Speaker 1: got to go, So take it from the top, don't
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  Speaker 1: leave out any little details. I think there's a few
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  Speaker 1: things going on, So keep this rolling on, rolling on,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll join in.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we'll listen, all right, Okay. So I was in
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  Speaker 2: Bali a few years ago, I would be like twenty two,
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  Speaker 2: and my friends and I decided that lunch we were
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  Speaker 2: going to get a bunch of fresh fruit from the
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  Speaker 2: stall on the side of the road yep. And I
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  Speaker 2: decided to absolutely demolish an entire kilo of passion fruit
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  Speaker 2: because it was so cheap. It was like four dollars
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  Speaker 2: and back home that would have cost me like firsty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: So I was a happy taffy akila fruit.
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  Speaker 1: How do you eat that? Is it like ten separate
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  Speaker 1: passion fruit and spoon? You just eat food pretty much? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when you're on holiday, abstely that's sick. Oh wow.
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  Speaker 2: So I was really fine, like the whole day when
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  Speaker 2: out drinking. That night got absolutely mortal, as you do
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  Speaker 2: in Bali, and the nixt day I woke up feeling
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  Speaker 2: absolutely horrible, and I just put it down to a
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  Speaker 2: really bad hangover and terrible booze booze, so that I
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  Speaker 2: was an absolute righte off. But the day after I
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  Speaker 2: was feeling okay. So I carried on with my plans.
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  Speaker 2: I went diving, and while I was underwater, I felt
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  Speaker 2: beneath a fart and I thought this would be fine.
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  Speaker 2: It will just look like supples coming out of the
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  Speaker 2: dive tank. But I was so very wrong. Turned out
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  Speaker 2: to be a shark and it looks out of my
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  Speaker 2: along behind me.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, so you went you were diving,
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  Speaker 1: you went to fart, you were trusting it, and then
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  Speaker 1: it turned out to be a shot and it came
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  Speaker 1: out of your wetsuit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh did anyone to see? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: There was like five or six people that thought it,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't know them, so it was fine.
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  Speaker 1: I was never gonna I'm I know them, to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Did they.
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  Speaker 2: They were really good about it?
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  Speaker 3: Please tell me A bunch fish came up and started
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  Speaker 3: swarming here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so, I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: I prefer to shot or see a shark.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I prefer to see a shark to be fair.
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  Speaker 3: If you're going to shot somewhere in the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Too easy clean up. But it continues, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, it continues. So by that point I realized
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  Speaker 2: I definitely had Barley belly, and so I was kind
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  Speaker 2: of going between what I was doing and the bathroom
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  Speaker 2: for most of the day. And then later on in
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  Speaker 2: the afternoon, we were hanging out tanning by the pool
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  Speaker 2: and I had to go. And when you go to
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  Speaker 2: go to yep and so I get up, I don't
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  Speaker 2: even make it the five meters to the bathroom and
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  Speaker 2: I just had no control of my ballance leaks out
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  Speaker 2: of me and I'm wearing a bikini and it just
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  Speaker 2: runs down my leg in front of the entire hostel.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably about any people thought, and I was absolutely wacified.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, wow, oh, I get so much.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe when you had Bali belly, didn't you
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  Speaker 1: feel the urge to like be bedridden When me and
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  Speaker 1: Jake had it, Like, I didn't want to leave my bed.
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  Speaker 1: I was because of this exact scenario. Making it from
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  Speaker 1: your bed to the toilet was hard enough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was. I was playing a very risky game.
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  Speaker 3: I slept for like eighteen hours.
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  Speaker 2: But at the end that night I finally got to
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  Speaker 2: sleep and I woke up. It was really hot, as
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't Bali, and I woke up and what I
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  Speaker 2: thought was a puddle of sweat, and so I get up,
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  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, go shower, cool off, and I
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  Speaker 2: realized I had actually shat the bed where it was
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  Speaker 2: Diarius or for my DearS, and.
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  Speaker 1: You thought it was.
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  Speaker 2: No There was no smell. I wasn't even eating anything.
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  Speaker 2: It was just water. That's choice. I clean up. I
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  Speaker 2: clean my pajamas in the shower, cut them in a
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  Speaker 2: plastic bag. I figure I will deal with this when
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  Speaker 2: I get home. I'm leaving tomorrow. The hall will be
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  Speaker 2: over zone.
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  Speaker 1: Wait you some pajamas back in your suitcase?
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  Speaker 2: Would I did clean? I did clean them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, okay, the first place, the first thing I
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  Speaker 1: think you did wrong. Look, not you did anything wrong.
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  Speaker 1: The first thing, let's be real. The first thing you
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  Speaker 1: did wrong was eat a bunch of fucking passion for
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  Speaker 1: it to the side of the road. But I think
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  Speaker 1: the second thing you did wrong was stay at the hostel.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fair.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously it's expensive to you go get a hotel for
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  Speaker 3: a night. But I'm the type of person that is
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  Speaker 3: going to be like comfort over anything in that moment.
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  Speaker 1: How are you feeling?
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  Speaker 2: I was I was not feeling great.
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  Speaker 1: What about like a mental state like you shake yourself
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  Speaker 1: in front of what twenty five people are now, and.
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  Speaker 2: I was just so over it by this point, I
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  Speaker 2: was like, what, what's going to happen is going to happen,
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  Speaker 2: and I just have to deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I like that attitude, to be fair, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good attitude, Like, oh, you know, I'll just look back
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  Speaker 1: on this and laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I knew eventually it was going to turn into
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  Speaker 2: a funny story.
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  Speaker 1: How was the flight home?
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  Speaker 2: Not good? It was not good. I was on the flight.
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  Speaker 2: It was a night flight, and I had the window seat,
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  Speaker 2: and maybe three four hours into the flight, I had
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  Speaker 2: to go. So I wake up for people sitting next
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  Speaker 2: to me, climb over them while trying not to literally
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  Speaker 2: shit in their faces, and leg it down the aisle
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  Speaker 2: to the bathroom and I don't quite make it. I
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  Speaker 2: make it to the bathroom, but I don't make it
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  Speaker 2: onto the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have your pants down yet? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I did, yeah, yeah, but there there was a little
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  Speaker 4: bit of contamination onto my clothes, but it was fine
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  Speaker 4: because I had a change of clothes in my caring.
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  Speaker 2: For this very reason, I planned a hit by this point, you, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I had. I had seen in the future, and I
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  Speaker 2: knew exactly what was going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: I would have been thinking like, is this just my life? Now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It pretty much was. So I got change. I get
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  Speaker 2: to Melbourne. It's fine, but I still have one more
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  Speaker 2: flight back to Wellington and I'm just praying to all things, colleague,
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  Speaker 2: that I make it in one piece, clean and not good.
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  Speaker 2: I had an entire road myself, which made me feel
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  Speaker 2: so much better, but I again shipped myself before I
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  Speaker 2: got to the toilet, but this time I didn't have
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  Speaker 2: a clean change of clothes. So I told the you're
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  Speaker 2: host there, I'm so sorry. I was apologizing profusely, and
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  Speaker 2: she gave me a blanket to wrap myself in and
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  Speaker 2: thankfully it didn't smell. It was that was one good thing.
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  Speaker 2: And I just wrapped myself in a blanket, just sit
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  Speaker 2: in my shit covered clothes for this. And I get
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  Speaker 2: to Wellington and customs was like, are you well? Have
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  Speaker 2: you been sick? Are you bringing home any diseases? And
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I just really want to go home.
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  Speaker 1: Which airline were you flying with? They should have given
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  Speaker 1: you some business pajamas there.
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  Speaker 2: I was quanted.
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  Speaker 1: My business pajamas in there that's so.
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  Speaker 2: They were stingy I should have fallen in New Zealand.
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  Speaker 1: Countius is usually like a good airline. Maybe they just
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  Speaker 1: like like pretentious. Maybe I don't like people shouldn't probably not.
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  Speaker 1: So you made it fine? I did.
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  Speaker 2: I did, and I was feeling good. So I went
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  Speaker 2: back to work the next day. Yeah, I was feeling
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  Speaker 2: absolutely fine. And then I was at work. I was
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  Speaker 2: working for a dentist at the time, so I was
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  Speaker 2: treating a patient and I felt like I needed to fart,
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  Speaker 2: but I thought, given my history, I should probably play
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  Speaker 2: this safe, so I excused myself. I get someone to
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  Speaker 2: come to treatment, and I absolutely leg it to the
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  Speaker 2: bathroom and I made it. But I don't make it.
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  Speaker 1: What when is this end?
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  Speaker 2: That was kind of the end. But yeah, I shut
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  Speaker 2: myself were so I clean them off and the sink
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  Speaker 2: and it's a table toilet. I go to my boss
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  Speaker 2: and like, hey, I have to go. I am still
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  Speaker 2: not well, sharing you I had barley belly, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: go home, You're just look after yourself. And then I
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  Speaker 2: go to the doctor and I did protest, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I piled a cup and I find out I have
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  Speaker 2: shit Galla and Cambeller backtor which are both really bad
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  Speaker 2: food poisoning type bugs, I guess, and it's notifiable diseases
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  Speaker 2: and e Zealand. So he had to report me to
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  Speaker 2: the literal government what so they could like crack and
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  Speaker 2: make sure there's no like outbreak.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, it's contagious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like very contagious. I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't if I didn't know. I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I thought barly belly was just food poisoning, like the
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  Speaker 3: gastro whatever you call it.
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  Speaker 1: I think broad statement, you had very different type of
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  Speaker 1: You just basically contracted a disease.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I brought it back into the country.
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  Speaker 1: You left everywhere. Yeah, that's the trail of disease behind you.
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  Speaker 2: I really did. But that is the story of how
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  Speaker 2: I shut my pants across three different countries, two different flights,
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  Speaker 2: and at work, or because I ate a kilo of
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  Speaker 2: passion fruit, which I later found out is actually a laxative. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: makes so much.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, there's certain fruits that you
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  Speaker 3: can eat too many of them and it makes you constipated,
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  Speaker 3: and then you can eat too many of them and
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  Speaker 3: it's actually a laxative.
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  Speaker 1: I did know that. Well, how long did it take
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  Speaker 1: you to get better after that?
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  Speaker 2: I had been sick in barley for like a week
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  Speaker 2: and it took me another week back time to get better,
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  Speaker 2: so it was like two weeks total.
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  Speaker 1: Did the doctor give you any medicine?
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  Speaker 2: No, there is nothing you can do, just drink lots
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  Speaker 2: of water.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I feel for you, but I love your attitude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're go and kept getting out of the day. I
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  Speaker 1: want to know, uh that first solid ship. Genuinely, was
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  Speaker 1: there a happier day of your life? No?
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  Speaker 2: Five, you felt. I picked my friends, I called my mom.
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  Speaker 2: I was so happy.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a boy, you would have taken a photo
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  Speaker 1: of it and been like.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, my god, that is honestly, hands down the best
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  Speaker 3: I ever had it ever.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thanks so much for coming on. Yes, that's all right,
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  Speaker 1: you're a champion. You really are. Enjoy the rest of
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  Speaker 1: your day.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, you two speculator.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, I'm speechless. That is the worst, best, worst story
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  Speaker 1: ever heard. When everyone was submitting their confession sessions, all
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  Speaker 1: of them were like one paragraph, one paragraph, one paragraph.
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  Speaker 1: I clicked on this one. It was fucking I'm surprised
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  Speaker 1: you read it. I surprised you read it. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: I did. Was there any other good confessions that were
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  Speaker 1: in there? There was a few, There was a few.
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  Speaker 1: This one took the cake by far.
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  Speaker 3: I was just going to say, we should have saved
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  Speaker 3: it for some sort of finale if we ever have one.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, Now the series for confession sessions is
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  Speaker 3: who has a better one?
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  Speaker 1: That? I don't know if you can beat it, that's genuinely,
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  Speaker 1: in my opinion, unbeatable. Well, I think, I think not
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  Speaker 1: being mean. Some people learn from their mistakes. She kept going,
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  Speaker 1: kept going. At least she learned the Dennis to be fair.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Yeah. Yeah, she didn't make it. The way she
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  Speaker 1: didn't learn from a mistake there is that she went
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  Speaker 1: to work. She got, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: I guess it's like, uh, you know, you get, you
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  Speaker 3: take a couple of weeks off work. Yeah, and you
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  Speaker 3: back and you're sick, and you don't want to be like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sick. Still I am sick, And then so you go,
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to be a trooper. I'm going to go
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  Speaker 3: to work even though I'm sick because I've just had
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of time off. You know, they had to
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  Speaker 3: get someone into cover my shifts and then you shoot yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I love it because everyone has a story similar to this.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone has some one way similar to that, similar to
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  Speaker 1: when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, everyone has that when you've gotta go, you
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  Speaker 5: gotta go, but no one has that story, bro, And
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  Speaker 5: if you have one that compares to that, reach out
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  Speaker 5: Yeah at uh fuck it Relatable sixty nine at gmail
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  Speaker 5: dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Shit all right, because we will read that.
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  Speaker 3: You're giving a mail, actually email Relatables sixty nine at
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  Speaker 3: gmail dot com reach out Confession Sessions when you've gotta go,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta go, you gotta be Katie.
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  Speaker 1: Though that sounds like Jake's taking the piss, he's not.
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  Speaker 1: That's an email that's actually okay. Damn. Yeah that was
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  Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah, that was crazy. I hope you
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  Speaker 1: guys enjoying that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and again I said it at the end of there,
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  Speaker 3: but please reach out reach out to that email. I
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  Speaker 3: think with confession sessions, we used to try and do
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  Speaker 3: different themes. We had like bad first date obviously, when
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  Speaker 3: you've got to go, you gotta go it was always
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  Speaker 3: but and then I think we just like did broad
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  Speaker 3: spectrum confess anything.
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  Speaker 1: But when you got to go, You got to Go.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the only one we do forever. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's the most relatable because everyone's had a story,
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  Speaker 1: like you said, not similar, but everyone's got a story
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  Speaker 1: of shooting himself. So it's so funny, and we sort
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  Speaker 1: of steered clear into like the other ones are a
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  Speaker 1: bit more deeper, and like, what's some advice to yourself
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  Speaker 1: in your twentis. Yeah, they're not really confessions, but these are.
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  Speaker 1: And I love that you didn't want to be anonymous. Yeah, true. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we should stop asking if people want to own that
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  Speaker 1: ship unless it's something that no one knows about it
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  Speaker 1: that they're really confessing for the first ever time.
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  Speaker 3: I recently took Joanna to the airport. Maybe it must
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  Speaker 3: to be about two weeks ago now, is.
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  Speaker 1: That when she flew back to Canada, Go move back
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  Speaker 1: to Canada? Is gone? And so I, I, like I
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  Speaker 1: have forever.
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  Speaker 3: I've had something something wrong with my tummy right slowly
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  Speaker 3: trying to like figure stuff out. I started doing and
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  Speaker 3: start doing like low flow map diet. It's going to start.
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  Speaker 3: The only one of the things I have said is
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  Speaker 3: that I've never cut out caffeine or coffee. And that's
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  Speaker 3: what I'm slowly starting to do, like mixing decaf with
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  Speaker 3: caffeinated and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Have you started. I've started, So I've at home.
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  Speaker 3: I've got fifty percent decap fifty percent caffeinated.
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  Speaker 1: Are you like weaning off? Is that how you do it?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to wean off because it like fucks you
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  Speaker 3: up when you're addicted to it and you can't really Yeah,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: what's the did you follow through? Because what I was
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: gonna say is I had a cot here, I had
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: like full one hundred percent caffeine because I didn't want
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I didn't bring my fifty to fifty mix and it's
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: a affecting me.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Really, how do you establish if you addicted on it? Well,
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I've had caffeine every day for a long time. Yeah. Right, interesting,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if I like, I don't, I
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: just I just dare say I'm addicted. Do you reckon?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: It's going to affect your podcasting ability? I don't know.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: We'll find it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Just like where I was going with that was so
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I took Joanna to the night before Joanna stayed at
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Beth and II's house, and we went out for dinner,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: and we went and got this thing called malletang. So
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's like an Asian dish where it's like
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: it wasn't smart, especially for Juanna to.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Go on a flight.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: But the next morning I'm driving to you round to
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: the airport and I felt fine, and instantly the feeling
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: of shitting needed to come upon me. So I had
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: to pull off and take a shit just while dropping
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: to Juana to the airport, and I was.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: That's like fifteen minutes from your air I can't fuck it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: It is a circlos I can't hold shits in when
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: I need to go. It's fucking insane when.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: You got to go, legit like when you gotta go,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you gotta go.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: I live and die by that. And I always know
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: where public toilets are. I'm dead serious.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: It must be so hard being you and like in
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: your brain you're companding where's the closest public toilet?
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I need it my, you know how, there's like a
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: instinctual thing in men's brains of knowing where the closest
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: exit is.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Is there is it's I was reading this. It feels
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: like a throw I told you about this.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: No, it is a thing I told you about this
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: book that thing of why men don't listen and women
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: can't read maps. It's just about the difference of men
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: and women by this like science couple. And one of
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: the things is like men do always know where the
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: nearest exit is. But I think it's starting to slowly
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: wean out with our generation because I can't read a map,
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: and I don't look for exits because I look for toilets.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I don't look for I look for toilets. Maybe that's
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: what we've involved to evolved to fair fair, we're all
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: fucked up in the stomach, maybe because we just need
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: all these process crap. Well, did you look into those
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: pods I told you about? Did you reckon I was
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: a good idea.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to try him. Yeah, she said, there's three
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: hundred bucks bag or a bottle, But.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Imagine that fixed out. Just get a couple of good
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: for your gut and they have like a billion good
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: bacteria and it's got like the best Peruvian I don't
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: know bacteria. Our type. Stuff could fix me as his
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: black pod needs ones like fifteen dollars ag and it's
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: meant to be really good for your gut and your
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: gut health.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: It could fix me you never know. Maybe it's just
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: fucking struggle with it. Yeah, Like half way through this episode,
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I reckon, I'm going to have to go take a
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: shit because of the co and I I think I'm
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: putting it down. The only thing that's changed for the
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: last week is now that I've had normal one hundred
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: percent caffeine coffee. H Well, it's going to be a
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: long process. What does it actually like feel like to have.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe something wrong with you is not the best way
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to put it, but like you'll deal with something like
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: with your gut that you can't really figure out the
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: issue too, and like how does that affect your mental state?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: And stuff.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Kind of annoying because doctor's always just like I've had
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: like a camera down my stomach and my mum's telling
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: me I need to go back. She's like, there's all
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: these things that you could have, and the longer you wait,
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: she was like, you're gonna have to beg a doctor
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: to test for him because she's a nurse. And my
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: mum has all these things because she's had all these
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: stomach issues. My dad has them, and they all wouldn't
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: get tested until they got to such a bad state
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: where the doctor goes, okay, well it could be this,
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: and now it's a full point where it's irreversible because
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: like you do all these like micro damages to your
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: stomach that's so minutes cool that you can only test
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: for if they take like a biopsy of your stomach,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: like a biopsy of something your bum.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can't wrap your bum and
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: can you do that one? Yeah, I know. I actually
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: think I need to do it. Broye, I want you
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: to do that. So but the friend, you should do
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: that one. Oh, we got private health insurance. Now I
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: got my private health insurance. So I'll go and I'm
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: gonna go to the doctor.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, Okay, look, I want to care
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: up my book, me in for the thing, give me
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: a biopsy. I'm sick of there's all this bullshit, all right.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I'm sick of taking the pill every day just to
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: like try and stay good.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: And so yeah, I guess that's that's yeah. What's it like?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: It's annoying because doctors, every time I go to the
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: doctor and I've asked, they just don't give a shit.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I feel like doctors don't listen. No, if you're not
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: saying like the definition of a disease or something wrong
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: with you, they're like, oh, here you go this, go
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: take some pills. They really don't help that much unless
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you find like a really, really good one who cares
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and wants to get to the bottom of it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: When I watched that Brian Johnson thing, that guy he's
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: a psycho again psychotic, but he said he made a
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: good point that in our western world and East ever,
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: in the whole world, basically the way our medical system
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: is set up is you wait until and the medical
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: system they they wait until something goes wrong with you,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: and then they try to fix it instead of trying
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: to prevent it.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is weird when you say it like that.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: It's like, why don't we at here trying to prevent shit?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: It's because you add to the income for the government.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Everything you're buying medicine, you're going to the doctors. Good
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: for the ecosystem, economy and everything like that. I'll tell
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you what's interesting, too, did you find when you were
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: a kid you could deal with it a lot more
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: like I'm talking fifteen to eighteen a little bit more. Yeah,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I'm the same too, So I inherited from my mum,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: really really bad hay fever. Okay, not the same magnitude
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: of problems now that would annoy me, bro so fucking annoying,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: that would annoy me. It is the annoying, annoyingest thing
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: ever and the hardest thing that about having a girlfriend
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: is going to her house and there's a lot of
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: female products and smells going around, and she likes to
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: have her house smelling nice, which I like for the
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: ambiance to smell and everything like that. But I have
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: like hay fever attacks there and my eyes start worrying,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: looks like I'm high as fuck and I'm just sneezing.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sneezing, And if I don't have my medicine on me,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I fully have to go home because I can't stay
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: around there. She's like, you, how is this prevented? Do
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you say? She feels bad? Get rid of the fucking flowers?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: But sometimes I come over unannounced and stuff, and she like,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and you got your I feel like the biggest simp.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I can't come in here. Had one of those are
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: they called air purifies, those ones that put out like
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: essentral oils. Yep, It's smelt really nice in there. Like
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes in, I'm just.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Like okay, okay, and Catchy's defense, it's like I can
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: understand if she had flowers and like a bunch of
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: flowers and they were setting you off, Yeah, I would
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: say get rid of the flowers for your boyfriend.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: But if she can't have essential oils, yeah, and sometimes
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Alsozy for her defense. I don't know actually what it is.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: It could be a plant that's flowering outside her house,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: and the flower the pollen's going around her house and
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: then I walk in and it's just like, oh my god,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that's just her area. But I definitely have inherited it,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: inherited it, inherited it longer, like later in my life. Interesting,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: like when I maybe I just copped it when I
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: was younger. But now I've turned almost turning twenty five,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's got so much worse. And my
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: brother's got like the fool. You can go get different
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: needles and they like test for all the different tried allergens,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: and he says it works because they test for all
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: the ones you're allergic to and then inject you to
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: it so you're immune. That's sick. It kind of feels
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: like some like walking dead type shit. I might do it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: I've had an allergy test when I was younger, and
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: you go in and they basically will It's like they're
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: giving you a microdose of things that are super common to.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Be allergic to, and they prick your arm. Yeah. And
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I had like twelve pricks on my arm and if
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: one of them weltered up, then you're allergic to that thing. Yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Luckily I didn't well touch twenty of them. But I
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: should really do it. It's cool.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I remember going in like, because when I was younger,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I had I would always from young I've always had
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: this thing where when I need shit, I need a
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: shit and I can't hold it in.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: My mom was like, that's not normal, because actually isn't normal.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I also would always vomit whenever we had
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: spaghetti bowln a's that's weird, right, And so my mom
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: thought that obviously the first time she thought she undercooked
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: the meat and only I was affected blah blah blah
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: ah this time, and then she worked out I just
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: I kept vomiting, and she worked out it was every
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: time that we had spaghetti. And so we went and
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: I got tested and I got confirmed.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: To have Celiac.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: So I was vomiting from the pasta and so I
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: was confirmed ceiling. And then about a year later is
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: when my dad got custody of us, or not even
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: it was not even a year, to be honest with you,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: it was so quick, and so I went straight from
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: and my So my Mom's going, he's Celiac, Like, you
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: gotta if you're taking him, you gotta fucking feed him
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: gilluting free shit.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: D's like whatever.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: So when we got there, I think my dad knew that,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: and I said, Dad, no, that stuff tastes bad.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Because it was still semi new. I was like, especially
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: as a kid. Yeah, I was like, like, it's hard
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to be a Celiac. And I feel like, hell, old,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: you're ten or something. I was like ten, yeah, eleven, Yeah,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: you would have been like yuck. I was like, bro,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: this stuff tastes dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so I would. Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Basically, I was like when I just said, no, we're
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: not doing gluten free, and I would have wheat picks
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: every morning, and Kate started my stepmom started noticing. She
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: was like, every single time Jake eats wheatbis not even
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: four minutes later he takes a ship. She goes, this
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: isn't normal. And I get tested in Australia for Celiac negative. Oh,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: and I was like, I was like, I full said
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: the I was like, I'll be honest.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: One was in Canada a year ago. I tested positive.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: You guys are well your negative here? I said, okay, fair,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: okay fair. So I just really have just been putting
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: up with it.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: I sometimes eat gluten free, sometimes I don't, and I
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: really don't notice the difference.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: When I eat gluten free, I just think my metabolism
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: is just like it works in hyperdrive.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I remember when we traveled up the East coast of Australia.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: You were in your gluten free ever. Yeah, and I
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: remember all the food you had to eat. It's very
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: like it wasn't the nicest of stuff. But it does.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: You get used to it. It's better, but it's also
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: a little more expensive. It is too, which is really annoying,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: but it is. It's hard to deal with the cards
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: you're delt. Yeah, recently, I've cut out lactose ma. You're
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: just trying everything.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: I'm trying lactose free milk in my coffee. I just
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: have rice, chicken, beef, avocado fruit.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I'm chilling.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Recently, I wasn't doing gluten free, but then this week
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: was the first week I bought glmen freebred.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't know. I'll see what I and scars.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I'll keep you updated. This is why we need to
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: go do all that big testing. Yeah we do. We
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: need to book that in. Yeah, we got to book
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: that in. I'll put that on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: all right. If I write it next next time, to
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: be fair, if I write it down, I'll do it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: My notes has been good. Next time you have some
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: week pics and then you ship for twenty minutes, call
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: a place and be like, guys, I need some help,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Though having a lot of time on the toilet, you
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: get shipped done the other day.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: So we obviously post clips every single day on Instagram
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: and TikTok, and Jake posted on Instagram and usually has
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: he has a little system in his head of how
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: he does things. And the Instagram one posted I normally
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: go like him and watch him again because I haven't
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: seen him because Jake edits him. Then now we went
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: past and I was like, how to check TikTok see
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: if it's up there. I think two hours went past.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: It was like, I wonder what he's doing. I just
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: send him a little voice message. I'm like, oh, maybe
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: the TikTok one you posted didn't work. He's like, oh no,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I was taking this shit posted the Instagram. Then I
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: must have finished, so you know what I mean. It's
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: brain right.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I posted the instagram, got stuck on reels, and then
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: I finished my shit and forgot about it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know when these bricks are coming. Yeah, well
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know when they're coming. We didn't get off
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: our phone. Yeah, okay, Well I got a deep question
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: for you, Adie. Yeah, I like we did this on Patreon.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, we wanted to bring deep back in a
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: way where we just enjoyed.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: It feels organic, and also we're going to learn something
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: about each other. But more so the question Jake's about
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the ask you can also answer in the comments. Yeah, boy,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: and we want to get to know the audience. Yes.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I think it's a good little concept. Yes we do.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: But Jake, before you do that, I feel like this
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: would be the perfect time to plug Patreon. Yes, and
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: we said we're going to come up with a new
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: little script to plug it each week, and Jake actually
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: came up with one organically. When we're just talking, I
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: remember what it was. No, So on Patreon, I think
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: we have about eighteen hundred members. Don't worry, not all
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: of them are paid. But if we get to two
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: thousand members, we will do a live show. Oh no,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: my idea was if we get one thousand paid members,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: will do a live show. Okay, that's what it is.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Every thousand paid members, we're going to do a live show. Okay,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: because we get messages. When's the live show? How about
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a live show? We get emails? Whatever?
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: How about a live show? We get messages on Patreon?
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: How about a live show? The messages on Patreon? You
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: guys are committing to the course. Yeah, so we've got
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: put your money where your mouth is.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: So how we've got it? Says there.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: We have eighteen hundred members, but they're not all paid
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: because you can be a member and they're not paid.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Patreon does the dumbest thing when when you unsubscribe, you
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: stay a member, so you just get to see all
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: our content, but you can't click on any of Yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: which is the weirdest content? Is weird? Yeah?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I guess they try and do it because like they
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: want the person to still get the notification to then
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: maybe try and resubscribe because Patreon takes it makes money.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: That used to be our money.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's we used to provide that person with content.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Content. But no, So if we get a thousand.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Paid members, we will, yeah, we will one hundred percent
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: do a live show on dredercent So that's the plug.
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: That's the plug, thousand paid members, live show. And then
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: once we get that two thousand pay members live show,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: and if we like live shows, we might do more.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: But that's the first step, one thousand paid members. So
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: my deep question, ohdie, is.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: How do you or what are your thoughts.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: And how do you feel about love now compared to
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: five years ago?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Oh? So were you were nineteen? I was twenty. I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: kind of even like the question of how do I
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: feel about love before and after my girlfriend for a year? Okay,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: can I use that? I mean, maybe you go and
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: change my question, do it? I like the bored spectrum,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: but okay, how do I feel about it? When I?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: How old was I twenteen? Nineteen eighteen twenty young whipper snapper.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: And everyone listening, Yeah, how did you feel about love
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: five years ago is compared to now. My idea of
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: love definitely when I was nineteen was like being the
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: same human and you're live was like revolved around each other.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: And I definitely believed in like two fifty percent of
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: people add together and they make the perfect person, the
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: perfect couple.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: And what if I learned along the journey. I know
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: what I think now, obviously, But along that journey, I
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: think I learn a lot of independence, and I think
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I learned what makes up me as a person and
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: my contribution to a relationship. And I figured out that
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: I need to be one hundred percent confident in myself
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: prior to getting into a relationship. So what I think
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: about love now is you're two one hundred percents and
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: you add together your own independent thing and you build
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: this beautiful little entity that like coincide together and work
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: together as a team and benefit each other. It's sort
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: of also like us as a podcast when I'm doing something,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: if I'm confident doing something good, you sort of like
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: steer away. But if I'm struggling, you pick up and
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: you pick up the slack of the rope a little bit,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: which is like a relationship and you work as a
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: team in like cohesive nature, which is really really really good.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: What about you?
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Well, when so I was twenty, I reckon so five
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: years ago, I think I was still stuck in the
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: mindset of like, if you weren't the way you were, like,
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: if the whole thing wasn't honeymoon phase, then you weren't
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: meant for each other. Yeah, that's what I used to
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: kind of think, Like, I vaguely remember those conversations too.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to think, like, he's always meant to
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: be like the honeymoon stage, you know.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because social media was obviously already huge, it's mass,
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: it was still massive, blah blah blah. So we're all
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: influenced by social media and you see stuff and maybe
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: growing up watching I used to love watching a lot
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: of vlogs on YouTube. And uh, it's interesting that I
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: will say, the relationships that you see in front of
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: you in real life, I find aren't the ones that
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: I would compare to. Not that you should compare, but
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: you know, I you don't see I see my parents
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: be sexually physical. No, I don't see grandparents do that.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: And they look like friends. But and I would say
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: they have a great relationship.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: But I would compare my relationship to those online that
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: look like they're in the honeymoon phase for their whole time,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: like the whole relationship.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: And so when that would end, I wouldn't leave a
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: person because then I would say to myself, well, then
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just leaving them for the wrong reason, and I
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: would It would take me ages to admit that I
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: wasn't right for someone and they went right for me.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: It's interesting too, because I feel like that error of
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: content we were consuming was very fake and everything was
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: trying to be portrayed as perfection, and now it's a
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: bit more real and organic and you see the real
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: side of things. But I definitely felt the same in
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of aspects too. And one thing I've learned
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: about being in a relationship now is I kind of
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: like those highs and lows and like, obviously the honeymoon
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: stage is amazing, and then you go through this phase
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: where you like sort of just like being friends. Obviously
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you still love each other. Yeah, I feel like that's
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: the beauty of love. It still holds you together no
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: matter what. Yeah, And there's moments where you're thinking, like, oh, yeah,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: this is fucking the best thing ever. Then there's moments
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, this is just chill. Yeah, I think yeah,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like people are lying themselves when they think like, oh,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: it's always just yeah. You need to have this fire
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: inside of you and you need to feel like you're
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: exploding with love. Sometimes you're probably gonna genuinely question if
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you even like this person. You're going to know that
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: you love them because you that's when love conquers. Yeah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: and but you're going to think, honestly, I just don't
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: even like you right now. Just get out of my
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: freaking site. But so the way I look at it
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: now is a lot more.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Hm, let me think about this kind of that one.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: It's obviously going to be difficult.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: And I definitely thought love was easy when I was nineteen. Yeah,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I used to think it should have been easy. Yeah,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: if you're in love with someone, it's going to be
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: the easiest thing ever. And I didn't think relationships will work. Yes,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: when they are constantly working, Yes, I just I think
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: like accepting that is a big thing. But the way
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I look at it now is kind of.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: More like I want it to just be like the
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: best friendship and I still hate you. Still see things
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: online where it'll be like a relationship guru saying that
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: if you're having troubles in your relationship, the thing that's
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: going to fix it all is like think about the
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: last time you had sex or whatever. And I think
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: that that just puts so much pressure on relationships. Again,
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: sex is obviously a huge part of it, but I
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: think that when people slow down the amount that they
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: have sex, it's a thing that people get stressed about.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, me included, Yeah, me too, Me included because
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: you even think, like because like you could go like
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: a week without, you know, sleeping next to the same
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: person each night and being like, oh, we haven't had sex,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: how come they aren't making me horny?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: And it's like you're just fucking going through a phase
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: where you're not that horny. Yeah. Literally, like it's probably
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: just hormonal. And but you know, the way I look
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: at it now is more of like a just I
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: don't know, because with Beth, she's the first one I've
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: lived with, and I don't know, it just like feels
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: like he doesn't feel like home anymore. Home is your
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: heart is with her? Yeah, he doesn't feel like home.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: That's interesting. I definitely felt when I was nineteen. I
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: think a hormonal imbalance was definitely a contributing factor. But
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I still obviously value sex in a relationship. But I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: prioritize sex a lot more when I was younger and
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: thought its value was a lot higher. And like you said,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: if I wasn't having sex, something was wrong. But I
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: feel like sex is like the added benefit at the
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: end of all the beautiful things about love, and that's
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: just like that connection at the end. There's like the
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: cherry on top. And when you have it, even if
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: it is three weeks or a month after a gap,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: sometimes you stress it in your head, but then you
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: have it and it's sort of like reassurance. I think
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: that's what sex is at the end of the day
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: for a relationship. It's just like, yeah, it is kind
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: of becomes like a reassurance thing. Yeah, it's like, oh,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: this is right, it is good. It's not necessarily like yeah,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: I just got a fuck it. It's more like, fuck,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: that felt amazing. I love that we just did that together.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's what sex is. No fair, fair,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: but it is. It's yeah, it's funny, but it's funny
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: how much growth have had in even such a little
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: amount of time. Yeah, I even't feel like at the
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: start of the podcast, when we first started it, we
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: may have had the mindset of it's two fifty percent
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: making a one hundred. I think we did.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I have a feeling like I recall talking about that
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: with a microphone in front of my face for some reason.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: So it's even in that amount of time changed from
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: none of no, it's to one Hundred's where you need
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: to look at it as I'm okay, I'm okay alone, yeah,
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I'm one, yeah, and then you come together and yeah. Well,
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: I also like to from this podcast, we've been exposed
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: to so many female brains. Yeah, and it's a very
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: unique experience, and I'd like to say we're pretty good
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: prior to it already, but even more so being exposed
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: to what happens to them in the world unfair and
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: the positives as well, but also like how they think,
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: has really changed our thinking process in a lot of ways.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: And I think that's somewhat affected how we perceive love
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: and how we perceive females in the world, and I
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: think it's a benefit in the long run, to be honest.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: No facts, I agree that even getting an email from
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: someone that goes, I really like you guys, but you
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: said this one thing and I think you're wrong. Here's
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: why I think you're wrong. And then them changing our
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: mind on something like someone changed my mind. It was
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: ages ago.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I was in the mindset of like, why are we
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: getting married if you're not going to take my last name?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: And then someone sent me like it sent this really
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: good email, and I was like thinking, I really thought
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: about it, and.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, fuck that. Why would why would
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: they take your last name? To be fair, why I would?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: I actually have no reason to think is why would
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: they do it? Unless they just genuinely wanted to, And
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: of course I would want you to. I was pissed
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: because I was fighting for they were last name. Took
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: an email for you to. She just was way more articulate.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: It was interesting though. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's a
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: cool concept, that's for sure. It is cool.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: And I think one other thing that's good about the
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: PUZ is that you and I are exposed to each other. Yeah,
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: and again with so say, with the question that I
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: just asked, we lead into this ten to fifteen minute
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: conversation of things that like if we went and hung
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: out with our friends and had dinner.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: No one's going to sit there and go boys, like,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: how did you feel about love five years ago? Competed
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: to now? Not that we can't do it, And to
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: be completely honest, I reckon our mates would probably answer
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: it after a laugh of like ah ha, you you idiot, whatever,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: but they would probably answer it to be fair, if
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: you're like, no, no, I'm serious, but it just doesn't happen.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: It doesn't hit the same either because we kind of
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: really think about it, whereas some of it. To be fair,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: half of our friends would say like I still feel
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: the same way. Yeah, like I just love her, loves
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: just love. It would be wouldn't be completely surprised if
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: we had a friend that goes I mean, if you
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: you should have that fire inside. But that's why we're
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: all on different journeys and like our developmental phase happens
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: at different stages for everybody. Yeah no, yeah, real, but
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: ours is just happening together because we do things together. Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Any also any deep questions you guys, yeah, common ask us.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: You can be saying we're open to other ones. But
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: to be fair, again, easy to think of there's so
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: many yeah, yeah, ig question this week was what gives
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: off big dick energy?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, good lead on from last week answers to this,
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: I think of better than the answers to what gives
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: off small dick energy?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe because people think about it more because they want
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: that in their life. Yeah, so should we are we
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: going to say what gives off BDE? It's a pretty
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: well known phrase BDE? Is it? What gives off b D?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Big Dick energy?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: B D is that well known. I didn't know it. Okay, Well, okay,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I because you can't say dick for the cliffs, No,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: it's easy to cut out, okay, Yeah, No, I was
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: just saying that, do we say b D? You can
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: say man, you can be different, Okay, cool and stuff.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: So what gives off big dick energy? I'm going to
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: start off with what I think will be the best answer,
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: and I want to spend the rest of the segment
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: trying to get an answer.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: As good as that.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So what gives off big dick energy?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Knowing how to use a small dick? Oh that is
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: a great answer. Yeah. I just I saw that and
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I froze, that's what you do. It is what it is.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: At least I'm giving off that b dee Bro. I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: don't know about this BDE stuff. Okay, I think I
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: maybe have a better answer to stuff. Shit, Okay, what
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: gives off big dick energy? Resent? Oh fuck, that is
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: a good one, bro, he does. I've been aura, I've
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: been stuck on. I got on Akator TikTok. And there's
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: all these animations or like AI animation. I don't know
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: who does, haven't been getting them. They're amazing wow. But
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: it made me realize my imagination of Akator is like
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: povo oh. Like these these animations are like amazing. I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, these people look insane in my head,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: like I feel like I'm poor. No, No, I wasn't.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Feel like that in my head. What's been wigging out
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: me is a little bit is in. I've read just
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: the first couple of chapters of a quarter of misin Fury. Yeah,
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: and I also have been listening to the graphic audio
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: and it's pretty sick.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Have you started tomorrow? Okay?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Sweet and so so it's pretty sick. But what was
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: wiggering me out with a quard of thorns and roses,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: and just like the whole universe is I was trying
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: to like, what time period are they in? Because they
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: have a flushing toilet, you'll figure that it doesn't give
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: anything away, just like within the first couple of pages,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: like Farah talks about a toilet and flushing it, and
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, fair, Like I knew they probably
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: had to go somewhere, but it made it sond to me.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: It seems like they're in an age where they don't
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: even have an electricity. I'm thinking no electricity because everything's magic.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I was thinking at in one.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Hundreds, see, I'm thinking like flames on the walls at
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: night type of thing, you know, And I'm thinking just
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: everything that there's no cars, everything that you get there
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: by horse. And then in Prithian obviously they're magical and
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: they can do all this shit whatever. But so yeah,
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out what time period they're in
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: because also, like I was also onder the impression they
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: didn't have paper, but then she's got canvases to paint on, right,
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: and then there's a there's just a line in the
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: first couple pages of A Quarter of Mist and Fury
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: where Fara goes Ah like Tamlin came to bed late
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: because he was doing a lot of paperwork. Oh, I
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: was like, why is Tamly doing paperwork?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: He's a fucking magical high Lord of Pricky who turned
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: into a beast and killed Amarantha. Well, they had back
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: in the day like ink used to dip, like the
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: felt tip pens. What's you do a paperwork? True? I
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: feel like one benefit of Akator and Sarah j Mass's
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: books is because they haven't been depicted into a movie.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: I kind of think Harry Potter has ruined the books
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: because everyone's seen the movies and everyone pictures HP Harry
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Potter as he is, whereas this is all up to
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the reader's imagination. That's a very good point, which is
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: kind of cool because I think differently to what you think.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I was listening to Ships and Gigs today and they
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: they're reading Fourth Wing, which we now can't read because
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: I know everything about it. But they were saying like,
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: it would be sick if they did a movie depiction
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: or a show depiction right. But then they were saying
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: so James said, it's so hard to get a book
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: right because of how each individual reader reads the book,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: and then the person that's going to write the show.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: They read the book and they see it with their
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: own imagination. It's going to be different to yours. It
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: can't be the exact same. Yeah, that's why you need
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the writer to have it how they want it.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: And they were saying, I would like this, but I
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: don't know if you would. But they were saying, if
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: they did it via animation.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Ooh, these animations. I've been saying.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: The thing that's good about animation is with the same
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: budget you can do like, you don't need CGI. You
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: can draw anything, so you may. I think if they
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: do it, they need to do an animation or they
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: need the budget to be so high.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: That they can have the best CGI. Check your tiktoks man,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I've sent you some animation.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll go. What gives off
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Big Dick? What gives off Big Dick energy texting you
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: back on a night out.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Oh that is big Dick energy. That's just class. Yeah,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: that's class. It's so hard. Yeah. What gives off big
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Dick energy It being his idea to use a toy
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: or vibrator. Oh really, let me just go grab the
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: toy the vibrator. Damn Okay, it's hard to time as
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: a man. Yeah, because sometimes it's so intimate that like
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: when you change your positions or something like, do you
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: mind if I go grab a vibrator? I feel that
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: he is hot. That is kind of hot. Like I'm
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: not threatened by a little vibright his little vibrator. You
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: can just do whatever it wants. But I'm going to
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: finish you off. Yeah, use it to benefit your game.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'm going to make the lead up, but
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna this thing's not going to finish you off.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. It probably will what gives off Big Dick
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: energy whatever. The opposite of non chalant is Yeah, so
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: salon isn't a word. We figured that out. I disagree.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Chalant is very much a word, and it's the opposite
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: of nonchalant. Or should I say the opposite of schalant
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: is nonchalant because you don't create a word with the
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: word non in front of it without there being a
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: word already. Yeah, yeah, I hear, I hear, but I
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: definitely agree. Impressed unimpressed. Impressed was first. Yeah, Big Dick
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Angie is caring. Yeah, that's what it is. It is.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: That's one thing not about love. But my idea is
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: about five years about I don't know, getting girls. Compared
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: to now is I used to think you've got to
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: be cool and seen as this cool guy. No, you
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: got to care. Yes, you gotta be caring. Agreed and
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: put an effort. Agreed, that's what's important. Yeah. What gives
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: off Big Dick angie? No social media? Oh I thought
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: some people lies? I was just gonna say, is that
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I thought they give off kind of like red flaggish lies.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I think, like, imagine if you found, like, I don't know,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: some carpenter or like someone and he's like this hard working,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: we're hardworking, has a nice car, It's like, oh, what's
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: your socials? Like I don't have it. He's a bit
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: of a green flower kind of Yeah. Also serial kill vibes. True, True,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: it's giving. I'm trying to think you. I feel like
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: maybe that would be good. No social media could be
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the go. It would be good. It would be simple,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Like he he wouldn't know anything. Let's be completely honest.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't know anything. The conversations would be very different. Yeah,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't know anything. What gives off big dick energy
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: when they put their hand on the back of the
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: passenger seat when they're reversing the car old classic, Yeah,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: does it matter what car you're in? What gives off
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: big dick energy? Someone that is loud and proud about
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: their partner facts facts. I like that. I feel like
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: one thing that social media has brought up is like
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: some people are maybe afraid to betray their relationship online
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: because some people judge them, yeah, or some people think
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: of them differently. But I think people it's such an
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: attractive trait when guys are like guys, especially when they're like, yeah,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: it's my girlfriend. Yeah yeah, no facts, idt a line
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: at naming bio. I'm glad that's gone out of fashion. Yeah,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that name and by like that's some
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: ownership top shit. Yeah I did it when I was younger.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Really did you? I think I definitely? Oh No, I
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: don't think I did. Name. I did like it was
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: like I did a little riddle. That's okay. I feel
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: like a name is so weird, such a weird concept
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: to me, I have done. I feel like with my
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: very first girlfriend, I might have did naming by it
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: yeah right, but it's still it's it is still a thing. Yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: some people still do it. It's their own, not for me,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: not for me. Okay, this one is this one could
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: be sexy. What gives off big dick energy being dominant
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: and in control but not in a controling way. Nah here,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: yeah I hear that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like I
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: see that working. You're in control, but like you're not
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: ordering shit around, You're not being like, yeah, control, so.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: You're not a controlling person, but you're dominant and in control.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I dare say it's specifically bedrooms.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: It's basically ah yeah, like in the bedroom, it just
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: sort of flows with you instead of her. Yeah, I
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: think I see it. I see it. That's hard to describe.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: It is hard. What gives off big dick energy ordering
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: a fruity little drink? I like it.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: I like that trend where it's ah, it's the waiter
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: that is going and for the lady a salad, and
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: then and then it's the it's a girl's voice going.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think so I'll have the steak blah blah
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah. And the trend going around right now
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: is a girl with a fruity drink going and for
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: the lady a salad but on the screen says and
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: for the boy a beer, and it goes to the
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: boy with a freddy drink and he goes, no, no, no, it's.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Actually pretty funny. I love a freddy drink. Oh okay, same.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: What gives off big Dick energy? Skinny white boys? Yeah,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: I have one? Where was it lean introverted men? Fair
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: they think? I mean? I saw there was two Jake
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Craigs and one Oldie Clark let's go, and they're all
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: sent in by men. Hey, I was like our nine
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: percent male audience on Instagram coming in clutch. I'll take
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: what I can get. I'll take what I can get.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I saw in the comments of a video someone commented,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I wonder what these boys stats are for like gender,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: and heaps of people thought it was like sixty forty
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: like everything like that. I was like, I'm just going
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: to comment and like tell them what it is. Fucking night.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's even like ninety three seven. Yeah, we
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: love it. What gives off big Dick energy? Painted nails? Okay? Really,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I've been meaning to get mine done in Australia. Apparently
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: not to the lady that painted your nails. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I don't care about them. You care about my girlfriend.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: No fair yeah, fair, you should find like a good one,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. I just am struggling to justify
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: spending like one hundred and twenty bucks in Australia. I think, yeah,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: but that's just you're not going to find one cheaper,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: and then like two weeks later my nails have grown. Yeah,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: it just is what it is. Yeah, that's why it's
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: because like it's thirty dollars true. Yeah, and just like
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: they their cost of livings because here you got to
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: think about like the cost of living and then you've
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: got to pay rent for the place you're in. You
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: gotta pay rent for the place you live for you.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Gotta like buy all the fucking products, and everything's so
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: expensive here.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: So it's probably like pretty fairly. Yeah, I don't think
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: there's anything wrong with that. I also feel high walking
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: into an Australian now alsoon for some reason, like the smells,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: the smell, the smells are so intense. No Bay just
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: smells normal. You know what? Though?
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: In Bali I noticed because we did it a couple
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: of times. You go in and there was like three
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: places where you could get your nails done in this nice,
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: big area. It's all pretty like there was only about
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: three places where you can get your nails on, and
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: then over there there was like maybe something else here.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: They jam pack, so like twenty people can be getting
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: their nails because they need to make the body true ridiculous,
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: It is ridiculous.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Ah okay. What gives off big dick energy? Making jokes
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: about it being small? That's you to a team. You
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: know what you're doing. Everybody, it definitely didn't do that.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: What gives off big dick Angie quote? Tell me if
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: you feel uncomfortable, damn healthy little tip that is a
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: good one. One. That's being controlling in an uncontrolling way. Yeah,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: that is being dominant and controlling in an uncontrolling way
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: because he's about to do something, but he's saying, let
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: me know if you feel uncomfortable. Damn. Okay, imagine if
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: he's like driving his car really fast, just let me
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: know if you feel uncomfortable. What gives off big Dick energy?
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Henry Cavill, who's that? You don't know? Who Canry Cavilly?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I've heard the name. I'm not even gonna tell you why.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel like I'm not. I'll
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: just say this, what you watched him in a few things?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: What's his Did you ever watch The Witcher? Is that
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Henry Cavill? Yeah he's very hot. He's really hot in
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: that Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's depicted very well. And yeah,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: if I ever became an actor, I would want to
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: get like a film where I just seen they make
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: me sexy? He just something about it. Yeah, there is
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: something about it. You know what it is? In that
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: show he grunts a lot instead of speaking. He instead
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: of showing someone that he's acknowledged them, he'll just go
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: mmm M. And American girls just drop panties at that
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: little grunt when you do it? What gives off big
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: dick andy? Matching rhythm and pace? Yeah? Matching rhythm pace? Okay,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: yeah fair? Maybe maybe my remember how I said that
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: breathing thing, how you match their breathing when Yeah, maybe
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: that adds into that. Yeah, true.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: So if you can link up with their breathing rhythm,
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: so okay, you link up with their breathing right and then.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: And then she starts moaning, so you start linking up
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: with the moaning. In the graphic audio of the first couple,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: chapters of according Miss and Fury graphic audio bro. When
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I listened to the normal audio of Acatore, and it's
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: kind of sexy when you're like just walking on a
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: normal street and then there's like a sexy scene.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Actually, I was at the gym, just like warming up
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: on the stairs, and I was listening to this and.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, no one knows what I'm listening to.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: This is what it feels like. Yeah on the stairs,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: too good on you rand. What gives off big dick energy?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Calling a date a date and making solid plants facts?
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's another thing we've learned. A date
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: is a date. A date is a date. Just admit
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: that shit. Yeah, even if it doesn't work out, own it.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I fuck. I mean yeah, just like people. I don't know,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: not everything's going to work out, but at least admit
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: that you tried. Yeah exactly. This is my last one.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: It's sort of going off the one in the bedroom.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: What gives off big dick angie confidence? Not cocky confident? Okay? Yeah, true,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: sometimes confidence can come across bad. Yeah. I think a
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: lot of men steer the line towards cocky and miss
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: the confidence. What is it it's kind of like I
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: guess the difference between cocky and confidence is because I
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: think the word cocky comes from obviously a rooster, because
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: they're called cock and they roosters literally they do they
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: like struck and like show off that they're the top dog.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: So cockiness is obviously someone that's just like doing too much.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: I thought rooster's got the name like cock from they
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: do cocka doo. Well, I didn't say why that's a
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: good reason. That's still why they caught a cock. Can't
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: or yeah, get good, good observation, you got your animal
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: sounds down. I didn't get my auro back. When the
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: grunting is forced to say, it's just not doing.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: It for me, do it.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: We'll see, Okay, is my last one? What gives off
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: big dick energy? I don't when they walk with their
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: hands in their pockets, and even they said in brackets,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I have no idea why. Okay, when a man walks
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: with his hands in his pocket, so when my hands
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: are cold and I've got him in my pockets, people
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: are like, he's got a big hands in pockets. Okay,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: I like it. I always kind of try and go
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: away from hands in pockets I feel like you look
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: a bit boxy when you do that. Maybe you look big,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: broad and big, and that's why. Maybe, yeah, it's like
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: flexing about flexing. Kind of interesting. Hands. I feel like
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: that one's a little bit debunked. I gotta disagree. You
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: don't think hands of pockets. They said they don't know
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: why they would just affects them. Maybe yeah, they could
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: have been yeah, maybe let us know in the comments
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: a good episode. I enjoyed that. M M, you have
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: more conversation. You know what we just said. If you
• 1:01:11
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• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: off the episode. Sorry. Link is in the top of
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: the description or linking by on Instagram.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing about a grunt, Okay, it says
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: so many more words.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Than just one. What did I just say? Now we
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: are calling Jamie. Let's do it.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: HI, This is Jeremie. Please leave your name and number
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks, say.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Jamie jaking out from relatables. Pick up next week. Please
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: we'll call you in about a week. So what we're doing,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I mean we could. If you want, we'll try again it.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: If not, we'll use that Hi.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: This is Jeremie. Please leave your name and number and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: i'll get thank you. Thanks, say.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Jamie. It's Jake and Audie. Please pick up next week.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: We're begging you. We tried you twice in one day.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: This is going in the episode. We'll have you know
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: come next week. Please please, Sorry, you don't.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: Get any The only advice you've got today is that
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: runting is sexy.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is too. We love you. And don't eat
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: passion fruit in fucking balley. I think that's a given.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Just don't need to kill a passion fruit. Ever, I
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: don't how to finish it. You said, stay bad