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Episode 64: Joel² · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blazed and Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana.
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  Speaker 2: No minors, mature audiences only.
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  Speaker 3: I just discovered all these effects on here. It's amazing
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  Speaker 3: what technology can do now. Look, I can sound like
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  Speaker 3: a monster.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Who did never, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Do the mash.
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  Speaker 1: Look at that, Sam. They did the monster mash.
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  Speaker 2: It was a great deal of smash.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't you glad you're here, Joel? Oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy to be here. Two Joels on the show today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: We really confuse everyone by bringing on another Joel. I
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  Speaker 1: thought that'd be fun. So this is, did you want
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  Speaker 1: to be, hey Joel, do you want to be Joel
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  Speaker 1: 1 or Joel 2?
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  Speaker 2: I can be Joel 2 since I'm the guest.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, great. So I'm Joel 1 and you're Joel 2. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Joel squared. That's not math. That's not the correct math.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 2: There's two of us.
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  Speaker 3: There'd be four.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. See?
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  Speaker 3: Not a numbers guy. Never was.
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  Speaker 1: Never was a numbers guy. Never going to be. Never
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  Speaker 1: going to be. Two Joels on the show. Joel, I
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  Speaker 1: brought him on because we were recently talking about how
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  Speaker 1: he goes to trivia every week. And I had mentioned
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  Speaker 1: that you host trivia every week. And I thought, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Joel is one of the smartest people I know.
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  Speaker 1: He's one of the, seriously, he's very, very smart. Joel 2,
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  Speaker 1: very smart. Joel 1, not so smart. Just for the audience.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for specifying. So please say hello, Joel.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, everyone. All right, Joel, let me ask you. Do
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  Speaker 3: people ever ask you, hey, is it Joel or Joel? Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good. I get this question, too.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it depends, though.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I grew up in Venezuela, so Joel with
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  Speaker 2: the J being an H.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: Used to that.
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  Speaker 1: Joel.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I never get the Joel. I get the Joel once
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  Speaker 1: in a while.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, occasionally.
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  Speaker 2: I dated a girl for a little while whose name
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  Speaker 2: was Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Joel and Joel.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was awkward. Not for me or her. It
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  Speaker 2: was only a moment.
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  Speaker 1: In the very beginning when somebody's addressing either one of you,
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  Speaker 1: you had to be like, no, it's not for me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, nobody called her Joel. Everybody knew her as Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm saying the beginning part of the, you know, Joel.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I had a couple friends call me Joel once
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  Speaker 2: because that's how he knew me. And then My other
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  Speaker 2: friends were like, Joel?
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  Speaker 1: Hope everyone could follow along. Joel 2. We'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: He's talking now. Say, hi, Joel 1.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm Becker. I'm the only Becker.
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  Speaker 2: You know, my.
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  Speaker 3: Response when somebody says, is it Joel or Joel? For
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  Speaker 3: a long time, I used to say, do I look
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  Speaker 3: like a Joel? But now I think that might be
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  Speaker 3: kind of like a little bit by 2026 standards.
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  Speaker 6: Shh.
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  Speaker 1: It's like asking to be canceled, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I should probably not say that. Let's not say that. Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got to come up with a new kicker.
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  Speaker 1: I knew when my friend Joel too said he was
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  Speaker 1: from Venezuela, you had something in your mind. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have anything in my mind.
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  Speaker 2: I did not.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: I did think Venezuela, don't we like own them now
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  Speaker 3: or something? Oh, they are just their oil.
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  Speaker 2: Just their oil.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we're taking a bunch of oil from Venezuela.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Are we taking it or is someone else taking it? No,
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  Speaker 3: this is supposed to be like historic. We're taking like
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  Speaker 3: a ridiculous amount of oil from Venezuela. But however, they
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  Speaker 3: were saying on the news today, though, that the oil
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  Speaker 3: from Venezuela is like, for lack of a better term,
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  Speaker 3: all fucked up.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So like you got to like take the oil and
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  Speaker 3: like really fuck with it until you can do anything
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  Speaker 3: with it.
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  Speaker 1: So it really solves no problem.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It really does not solve much of a problem. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we're not a political podcast by any means. We are not.
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  Speaker 3: I think we should start a new feature, though. We
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  Speaker 3: should call it old news, like news from a few
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  Speaker 3: months ago. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's still funny because I have a few things.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You want to do the first one today? I think
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  Speaker 1: we should do the first one today.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Since we don't.
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  Speaker 1: Have an official iHeartRadio voice guy anymore, do you want
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  Speaker 1: to have our guests do our feature things? Can we
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  Speaker 1: do something like that?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Joel, why don't you say something like... old news like
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  Speaker 3: sing that oh he's a singer both of my friends
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  Speaker 3: are singers by the way joel too you sing yeah but.
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  Speaker 2: Not improv not usually just just be like old news old.
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  Speaker 6: News watch this old news look at this it's news
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  Speaker 6: that's old this clip that i'm about to play it
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  Speaker 6: is actually six years old but i find it very
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  Speaker 6: very very funny And I feel like I need to
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  Speaker 6: play it for you.
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  Speaker 3: So it's incredibly old news. It was six years ago,
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  Speaker 3: but it's still very funny. All right, let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: When young Americans experience the breathtaking beauty of the Grand Canyon,
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  Speaker 5: when they gaze upon Yosemites, Yosemites towering sequoias.
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  Speaker 2: Yosemites towering sequoias.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Episode 64. Episode 64.
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  Speaker 2: Probably why he's selling part of a, Yosemite now. Are
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  Speaker 2: we selling part of Yosemite?
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  Speaker 3: He sure is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know about that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to like log and stuff, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to what and stuff?
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  Speaker 9: Log.
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  Speaker 1: They're going to start logging. Logging what?
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  Speaker 2: Yosemite trees.
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  Speaker 1: And we're going to take the trees.
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  Speaker 2: The natural resources.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man. Really? Yep. Part of it. Oh geez. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Well, you guys are ruining my, my new feature,
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  Speaker 3: which is called old news. Now it's called sad news.
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  Speaker 2: I have another thing.
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  Speaker 1: I have another thing for old news. What else you got?
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  Speaker 3: This was about a month ago. I mean, farts will
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  Speaker 3: never not be funny, right? I fart, you fart, we
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  Speaker 3: all fart.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to this. This is Chuck Schumer talking on the something, something.
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  Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer.
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  Speaker 3: Listen.
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  Speaker 10: We need a complete investigation that's independent. Now on Iran
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  Speaker 10: and the NDAA, when all the Trump administration... Complete investigation
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  Speaker 10: that's independent.
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  Speaker 2: Keep listening. I made a compilation.
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  Speaker 1: Now on Iran and the NDAA....
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  Speaker 10: When all the Trump administration... Now on Iran and the NDAA.
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  Speaker 10: When all the Trump administration... When all the Trump administration.
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  Speaker 1: This is a really mature show. You're going to like it.
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  Speaker 1: Episode 64, Blazing Confused. Let's do this. Before I press
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  Speaker 1: the open button, you didn't let me finish.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, TMZ caught up with him and asked him, listen.
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  Speaker 3: Senator Jacob with TMZ, did you fart yesterday on the
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  Speaker 3: Senate floor?
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  Speaker 2: What's his answer?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't answer. Oh, man. He pled the fifth.
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  Speaker 2: Look at that. We started a new feature, old news.
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  Speaker 2: That was a month ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's old, but fucking funny.
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  Speaker 3: Really, really good idea. I mean, I wonder, though, like
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  Speaker 3: in all seriousness, I wonder if that was really a fart. Like,
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  Speaker 3: was it a fart or was that like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: somebody closing a door or something?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes you have mouth noises and throat noises. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think that was a mouth noise, though.
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  Speaker 3: That didn't sound like a mouth noise. I do think
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  Speaker 3: in this situation, as much as I want to believe
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  Speaker 3: that that was a fart, it does sound a little far-fetched.
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  Speaker 1: Or fart-fetched.
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  Speaker 2: Let's take a vote.
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  Speaker 1: Joel, too, what do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Fart?
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  Speaker 1: No fart.
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  Speaker 2: Should we listen again?
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen again.
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  Speaker 10: We need a complete investigation that's independent. Now on Iran
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  Speaker 10: and the NDAA. When all the Trump administration... Complete investigation.
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  Speaker 1: That's independent. I'm going for it.
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  Speaker 10: Now on Iran and the NDAA. When all the Trump administration...
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  Speaker 10: Now on Iran and the NDAA.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say yes, but I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how Mike would have picked it up
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's also timed perfectly, too.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? There's a pause right there.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he's going, mm, though.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a door or something in the distance.
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  Speaker 2: Something like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's another feature we can do. Fart or not a fart.
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  Speaker 2: Fart or not a fart.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: This show is blossoming.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of us. This is what happens when
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  Speaker 1: you smoke marijuana, kids.
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  Speaker 10: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Do drugs.
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  Speaker 1: I take that back. No, I take it back.
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  Speaker 4: The Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel.
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  Speaker 9: The trivia podcast where truth, theory, and THC collide. Let's
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  Speaker 9: spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge. The Blazed
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  Speaker 9: and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Becker. That's Joel 1. Hello. Joel 2. Hey, everyone.
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  Speaker 1: We got to get a Joel 3 next time. Both
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  Speaker 1: of my friends named Joel don't have jobs right now.
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  Speaker 1: I have a job. Oh, you know, I guess you do.
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  Speaker 1: But you have many jobs. What am I talking about? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Joel 2, you lost your job too?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Like four months ago.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: And Joel 2 is a DJ. I do that also.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a DJ. He's a jingle singer. Oh, you sing jingle? Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: He just did For Us.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, For Us.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot. It just happened.
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  Speaker 5: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Short-term memory loss.
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  Speaker 2: I've done some voice work for you, though.
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  Speaker 3: You have?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: See? All right. A well-rounded Joel.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. What?
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  Speaker 1: No, it was just funny to hear.
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  Speaker 2: That's all.
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  Speaker 1: But this is episode 64.
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  Speaker 3: When I'm 64... All right, so, you know, apparently a
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  Speaker 3: few of our episodes are missing on Spotify only.
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  Speaker 1: You have to address this.
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  Speaker 3: So, I've been trying to figure out this issue with
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  Speaker 3: what's going on with Spotify.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I was on chat today with somebody
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  Speaker 1: in Indonesia, probably. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: There he goes again. So, she's telling me, Amy A.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think her name was actually Amy. But she's
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  Speaker 3: telling me, oh, you got to go check your email.
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  Speaker 3: The email address... how stuff works at blah, blah, blah.com.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I've never seen this email address. What is
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  Speaker 3: this email address? I've never seen it.
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: There's an issue with Spotify, but Spotify is the only
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  Speaker 3: one where like a handful of the episodes are missing.
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  Speaker 1: It's really annoying too.
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  Speaker 3: It is very annoying because they're there on all the
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  Speaker 3: other platforms. If you listen on iHeartRadio, which, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I think you should listen on Apple Podcasts because iHeartRadio
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  Speaker 3: fired me.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, I'm still working there.
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  Speaker 3: Listen to it. Yeah, but they're not paying you nearly
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  Speaker 3: enough for you to tell people to listen on their app.
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  Speaker 1: Still, I don't want to lose opportunity.
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  Speaker 2: Look at him.
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  Speaker 1: He's such a little goody two-shoes. I'm really not. I just,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm trying to do whatever I can. All right.
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  Speaker 2: That's all.
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  Speaker 1: Just doing my thing, man. Just doing your thing, man.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Being a pushover or whatnot. Pushover. That is a good
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  Speaker 1: way to describe it.
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  Speaker 3: I was joking.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, were you? I was just agreeing with you because
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  Speaker 1: it's polite.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, Joel 2 is one of my favorite people. We've
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  Speaker 1: known each other a really long time. One of my
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  Speaker 1: more intelligent friends, I'd like to think. You're very smart.
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  Speaker 1: I envy that because I am not as smart and
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  Speaker 1: Joel 1 is definitely not as smart. So let's test
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  Speaker 1: you with some trivia knowledge. We've got 10 questions for you,
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  Speaker 1: all varying topics and themes. You get 60 seconds to
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  Speaker 1: try it. You want to do it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it 60 seconds per question?
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  Speaker 1: 60 seconds per question? That would be the whole show.
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  Speaker 2: Geez.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have time for that.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: Let's try it.
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  Speaker 10: The game begins in 3, 2, 1.
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  Speaker 8: All right, Joel.
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  Speaker 1: Which empire built the famous Colosseum?
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  Speaker 2: That'd be the Roman Empire.
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  Speaker 1: The Roman Empire. Yes, yes, yes. What is the name
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  Speaker 1: of Earth's natural satellite? The moon?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's the smallest ocean in the world?
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  Speaker 3: Smallest?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I know.
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  Speaker 1: Wait. Oh, rapido. Wrap around.
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  Speaker 2: Smallest ocean. Indian? I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: What's the only mammal capable of true flight?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the bat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's the highest number that can be rolled with two
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  Speaker 1: standard dice?
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  Speaker 3: 12.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. How many degrees are there in a full circle?
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  Speaker 7: 360.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. What's the most common word used in the English language? A?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Which blood type is the universal recipient?
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  Speaker 3: O negative?
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 1: What's the term for a species that is at risk
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  Speaker 1: of extinction? endangered yes which fabric was invented in ancient
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  Speaker 1: china silk yeah did pretty well all right oh that
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  Speaker 1: was the wrong one.
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  Speaker 2: So what was the smallest ocean trying to think of.
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  Speaker 1: Oh let's recap mediterranean we're gonna recap we'll go back
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  Speaker 1: joel would you have known this one joel won which
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  Speaker 1: empire built the famous coliseum you got that the roman
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  Speaker 1: empire i like would have figured it out would you
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  Speaker 1: have been tipped off by the empire like what if
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  Speaker 1: they said If they left that out, would that have
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  Speaker 1: thrown you off? The Colosseum, I feel like when I
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  Speaker 1: went to Italy, we were going to do that, but
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  Speaker 1: then you have to sit around and wait all day
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  Speaker 1: to get in there, only to see a bunch of rubble.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? A bunch of rocks thrown
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  Speaker 1: on the fucking ground. You don't really see much.
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  Speaker 2: No, I haven't been there. I've seen pictures, obviously. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: the Romans did it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I would have known that.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: What is the name of the Earth's natural satellite? You
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  Speaker 1: got that. That was the moon. That I'd never get.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What is the smallest ocean in the world?
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  Speaker 2: That was the... Arctic.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Arctic. Arctic. I was trying to think of oceans other
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  Speaker 2: than Pacific and Atlantic. I was like, what else is there?
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  Speaker 2: What did Mark say in the show? He said, like, Arctica.
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  Speaker 2: We were like, which one? Or something like that. I
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  Speaker 2: forget what it was. The only mammable.
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  Speaker 1: Mammable. The only mammal capable of true flight.
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  Speaker 5: Mammable.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 3: Which mammal was capable?
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  Speaker 2: Why is that? Can you explain that to me?
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  Speaker 3: The bat is the only one that can truly fly.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: What, you tell me a bird can't fly?
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: They're not mammals.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Birds are not a mammal?
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: They're avians. They lay eggs.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, what are they?
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: They don't have live babies.
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: What are they called, though?
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Avians? Yeah, they're just avians. I mean, they're dinosaurs, too, but.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: What?
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: Birds are dinosaurs.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Joel, too, you're going to have to get a little
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: closer to your microphone there. You're a little.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I could do that. What, the birds are dinosaurs? People
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: need to hear that? You sound so much better. Look
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: at that.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there he is.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: There he is.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Very much. Hello, Joel 2. I'm back in it.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: Anyway, what's this again? Explain to me why. Why is
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: a bird not a mammal?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Well, it lays eggs. That's the main one.
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: So mammals don't lay eggs.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: No, they give live birth. No, they give live birth.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: That's why humans are mammals. And they have milk.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: And they have milk like humans. That's why they say
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: humans are not the biggest mammal, right? Because isn't a
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: whale a mammal? Yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: The blue whale right there that's the biggest one so
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: they give live birth not eggs fish give live birth
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: fish lay eggs well then why are they mammals they're
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: not they're not but a whale is whales can have
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: live birth when a whale has gives birth to a
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: baby whale they they come right out they're not in
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: eggs or anything.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: Wow so i never realized that like in the ocean
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: you got a bunch of like mammals and not mammals
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: like swimming around next to each other being all friendly
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: and shit right Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Well, some of them hunt each other, too.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Well.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: They're not that friendly.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: All right. Okay. Well, I take that back.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: All that to say, fish are not mammals.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Fish are not mammals.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: And neither are birds.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: And neither are birds.
• 15:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: But bats are. But bats are, and so are whales. Yeah.
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: See?
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: So a bat and a whale... Are both mammals. They
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: have that in common. Yeah.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: It's amazing. This is like biology 101. Educational podcast.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I don't have a good history with biology. I am fair.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: It was never my strong subject. None of the sciences were.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, none of the subjects were either.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Or the maths or the English. And that's why he
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to do a regular job. He's like, I
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: don't know any of this shit. No, I'm just joking.
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, you don't need to know about bats in
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: most regular jobs either. It's not that I don't know it.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: It's that I don't remember it, but it's like when
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: somebody reminds me, it's like, oh, well, yeah. You know,
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: like last week when we learned about eggs, it's like, okay, well, yeah.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: Like I knew that when you eat eggs, like you're
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: not really eating like a chicken. I just didn't realize
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: it was like, you know, anyway. It's funny to hear
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Joel too laughing about what you just said. He's like,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: when we learned about.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Eggs, like some kindergarten podcast.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: You guys learned about eggs yesterday. Honestly, I think that
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: the adults out there appreciate the refresher because I think
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: that there's a lot of people in that category. If
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: you found some random person on the street and you
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: asked him, Oh, the eggs you eat in the morning,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: what is that?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: What are you eating? Nobody would know how to answer that.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's a refresher to talk to some smart
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: people that can explain it. Do you remember what the,
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: what it is? The way that I describe it is,
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: is wrong, but kind of right in my head. But
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: it's like, you know, the, like the menstrual, like egg
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: of the chicken. That's what it is, right? It's like,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: instead of the egg, becoming like a real chicken, it
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: becomes an egg you eat. Yeah. Just like, like a,
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: like a woman, you know, sometimes like the egg becomes
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: a child. If you have a baby and sometimes like, no,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: you get like your menstrual thing once a month.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: See, so like, that's, I'm not going to comment. That's
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: how I would explain it.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I don't think that, I don't think that anybody on
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: the street could explain it any better than that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Any random person. I think you'd be surprised. You think so?
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 17:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: People are stupid, man. Do you agree? I do.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Well, random people on the street. Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: But it does depend on which street. There's some smart
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: streets out there, I think. Not this one.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Joel's more, Joel one's more of a Sesame Street, you know,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: that's ABCs.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Won't you tell me how to get, how to
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: get to Sesame Street.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: That's still around.
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: It's on HBO now.
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: See, That's not right.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: It's on HBO.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: It's so weird to think about.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: So you think that parents go out of their way
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: now to fire up Sesame Street on HBO for their kids?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: It used to be free.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: PBS. What happened with that? Anything political happen with that?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: How political are we going to be on this show?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: This is not a political podcast. We're an educational podcast. What,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: it was political that Sesame Street was no longer on PBS? Yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: because funding was cut.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, I will.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: And that led to... yeah ah okay sad.
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: News sad news moving on anyway what else did we
• 18:23
  Speaker 8: learn what else did we learn uh the highest number
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: that can be rolled with two standard dice that would
• 18:29
  Speaker 8: be 12 that was an easy one degrees in a
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: circle 360 what's the most common word used in the
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: english language i did.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Look this up you said a i said The. But
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I was thinking A. That was my second choice.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: No, you didn't say the.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I think you said A.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: You said A because you got it wrong and the
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: answer is the.
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: Oh, all right.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: I had it the other way. In my head, I
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: was thinking it's going to be the other one. Is
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: the answer the or is it the? You just said
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: it backwards.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: What's the ruling?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Under that one. Okay.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: The or the? Depends on the sentence. Yeah, I agree.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: The blood type that's the universal recipient A, B positive.
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: The recipient, the donor is O negative. Really?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: So you probably got it confused with that, but the
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: recipient side, AB positive.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: The term for species that's at risk of extinction, endangered.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: The fabric that was invented in ancient China is silk.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: You did better than most of our guests do on
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: the rapid run.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was very good. Felt so much pressure. I
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: was sweating so bad.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: It's a Joel thing. a bunch of sweaty guys.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: It's a Joel thing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: It's the pressure of questions being thrown at me. Maybe
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: this is why I haven't gotten a job. All my interviews,
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're asking me too much.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Nah, I think you're doing great. I'm sure you're doing great.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: This isn't for a job either. You could be.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: A famous podcaster. This is an interview right now.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: We need a producer.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, no pressure's back on.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: The pay is zero dollars. It's an intern type role.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: It's an intern type role.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: More than anyone else. That is not a bad idea.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I'm sure we could find a college intern to edit
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: this podcast. Absolutely.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I'll pay you in joints. Shh, don't
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: tell anybody.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: That's not a bad gig.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: That's a great gig.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: I bet those guys from Penn State would take a
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: job like that, right?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Anyway.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of Penn State, I need to press the
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: next button here because that's going to lead me into
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: my next thing.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Blazed and confused. Random thoughts.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Penn State.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Never been there. What do you think about Penn State?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: I've never been there.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: You've never been there either?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Not one time. Okay, what do you think about the whole, like,
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Joe Pa, Jerry Sandusky thing? Like, you think that Joe
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Pa knew? Should they have taken that statue down?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I haven't thought about that in so long. I don't
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: remember the specifics, honestly. It's been a long time. So, like...
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: What a high-profile thing that was, though. That was, like, crazy.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: I was on TV all the time.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: All the time.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I was in, like, the third, fourth grade. This was
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: all over the news all the time.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: From my understanding, like, Joe Paterno knew that this was
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: going on and pretty much did everything he could to
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: like keep it quiet and sweep it under the rug.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: And so once.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: This all was brought to light, they decided to like
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: take his statue down. In the middle of Happy Valley,
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: which at that time was not too happy. I still
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: don't think it's that happy. Unhappy Valley. Yeah, but they
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: took his statue down and then like a couple months
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: later he died. And I remember being in like the
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: fourth grade and it was like the big debate of, should.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: They have taken down the statue? Hell yeah, they should
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: have taken down the statue.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: He freaking knew. So like ever since then, I don't know.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I just have like a bad taste in my mouth
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: about Penn State.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: I just do. I don't know.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: It's just, it's hard to be like all rah, rah,
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: rah Penn State after all this came out, right?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: So let me ask you this. Would you wear a
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: shirt that had Penn State on it?
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: No.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Okay. Let me tell you a story. I'm going to
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: tell you a story. Okay. So I go to do
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: a gig with the band last week. It's like an
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: hour away.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: I'm always petrified when I go to do a gig
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: that I'm going to forget something, right? No matter what
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: it is, if it's a DJ gig, if I'm doing
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: a gig with the band, whatever.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Because it's just nerve wracking, especially when you're.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Driving an hour away because you don't have time To
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: screw up and forget something and have to turn around.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: So now I'm like halfway to the gig, which is
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: an hour away. And I think to myself, I didn't
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: bring a change of freaking clothes. I don't have a shirt.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: I normally like go to the gig and like a
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: t-shirt and then I change into, normally I wear a
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: button down and all these gigs, right?
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: So then I'm realizing, oh my God, the t-shirt that
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I have on right now is a t-shirt that I
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: bought on the TikTok shop. It's a white t-shirt on
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: the back of it in big bold lettering It says undiagnosed,
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: but something ain't right.
• 22:44
  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: And now I'm starting to think, oh, my God, I'm
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: going to have to like stand in front of a
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: couple hundred people and do this gig in this shirt
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: that says undiagnosed, but something ain't right.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: So I'm thinking.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: And at this point, it's too far for me to
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: turn around and go home and get my shirt.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: So then I think, all right, well, my parents are
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: coming to this gig. Maybe they can like they can
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: stop at my house. And they can pick up the
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: shirt and they'll bring it to the show and it'll
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: be fine. Okay.
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: So I called my mom and I'm like, Hey, it's
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: five 15 at this point.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: The show doesn't start till seven o'clock and it's an
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: hour away. It's five 15.
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: And my mom's like, Oh, do you think we're going
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: to have enough time to like get over there and like,
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: you know, get to the show? It's like, it's rush hour.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of traffic. And I'm like, yeah, I
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: think you'll be fine. So apparently they tried to go.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: But then they got on the highway and there was
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: too much traffic. So they called me and they're like.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we can't. There's too much traffic. We're going
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: to be late.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: We can't go. And I'm like, oh, God.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: So I just have to wear the shirt.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: So lo and behold, they drive an hour away to
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: where the show is. And apparently they stopped at some
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: point along the way at a Dollar Tree. And my
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: mother went into the Dollar Tree and. found a Penn
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: State shirt that she thought was better than the shirt
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: that said undiagnosed, but something ain't right. And they brought
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: this Penn State shirt with them to this show and
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: expected me to change into this Penn State shirt. And
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: at this point, I'm like, you know what? I'd rather
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: wear the undiagnosed shirt. So I wore the undiagnosed shirt.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I figured that's so funny. I wore the undiagnosed shirt.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: And I felt like a dick because I.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I wanted to be like, oh, thank you, because you
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: went out of your way to put a Penn State shirt.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't wear that to mow my lawn, let alone
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: in front of people.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I don't know.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: That's really funny. I'll just say you wore that shirt anyway,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: which is really, really funny. Well, again, it was on
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: the back.
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: If it was on the front.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Still. I don't know what I would have done. How
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: many of your bandmates were behind you, though, laughing at that?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Well, as soon as I got there, I'm like, I
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: don't have a shirt and I'm going to have to
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: wear the shirt.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: And then they're all like, oh, my God.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: That's really. So there's a few life lessons in this.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: But I think the biggest one is.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Don't buy dumb shit off the TikTok shop because you
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: never know when you're going to buy the shirt that
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: says undiagnosed, but something ain't right. And then you're going
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: to be stuck to wear it at a certain point
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: when you really.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Don't want to wear it.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You're going to wear it by accident. You're going to
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: wear it by accident.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: The wrong time.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: All in all, though, I do feel undiagnosed and something
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: just ain't right.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: But that's a story for a different day. A random thought. Actually,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: it's something I witnessed the other day. A manager of
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: a restaurant came out and my friend ordered coffee for dessert, right?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: She's a big coffee fanatic, right? They came out and said, hey,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: did you want milk and sugar with your coffee? And
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: she said, milk, no. Do you have creamer?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: And they said, no.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, I don't want it then, right?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: So she changed her mind. But they made it already, fresh,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: and they brought it out like two minutes later, so
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the message didn't get to the person who was making
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: it to just hold off on it. So they brought
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: this coffee out, and she didn't want to drink it
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: because she wanted it with cream, right?
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: So the manager got wind of it. Four people are
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: now involved in this conversation. They're like, we're going to
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: go check the back and see in the refrigerator to
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: make sure we don't have cream or creamer.
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: And they didn't.
• 26:05
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: So the manager came over and was like, oh, don't
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: worry about it. It's OK.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: It's OK.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: And he was like, I'm going to go to the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: place next door and see if they have any.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: So he went to a neighboring restaurant and asked them
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: to see if they could help out. And he came
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: back unsuccessful. And then he went to another neighboring restaurant
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: and they didn't have creamer either. So then he said,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I'm going to make this right. He went to a
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: store and got this creamer and came back and my
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: friend had her coffee. Like she was just not going
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: to drink it. And they even said, oh, we'll drink it.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. But this guy was so insistent.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: This manager went to three different businesses to get milk
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: for this customer. It's pretty above and beyond. It was
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: pretty interesting to witness. Why do they not have Kramer
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: to begin with? They ran out. Yeah, my friend was like,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: why would you serve coffee without a creamer?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: You know what's funny?
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Every week on this podcast, you come in with a
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: story about service at a restaurant. Nine times out of ten,
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: it's about you bitching about the service. This had a
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: better outcome than most of your stories.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: The guy really went out of his way to make
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: her happy, which was very nice. Didn't have to. Nice.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: But she just didn't want it to go to waste.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Anything to get a little cream, as they say, right?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Is that what they say? I don't know.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: She didn't want her one cup of coffee to go
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: to waste? Yeah, really.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: She just felt bad. They brought it out in a
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: French press. I don't know anything about coffee, but it
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: was a whole thing.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Was this a fancy restaurant?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Not really. It was not a crappy restaurant, but it
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: wasn't a high level. It was in the middle. I
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: At that point, too, I would have been like, what's
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: the difference between cream and milk with a lot of sugar?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Milk with a lot of sugar, that's cream to me.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Make your own cream.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: That's what she said.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: We can talk about where this actually happened because they
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: did a good job. In the end, they were trying
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: to make it right.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where was it?
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe they want to sponsor this podcast.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Mr.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Lee's.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: It's a ramen bar and restaurant. What's your fucking problem?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Why are you going to a ramen bar for coffee?
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: She didn't go there for coffee. She got it as
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: a dessert.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Listen, listen.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Why would they have it on the menu? It was
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: an option on the dessert menu. Hey, if Burger King
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: has hot dogs on the menu, that doesn't mean you
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: have to get it.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: What?
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: She just wanted a.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Cup of coffee. A lot of people get coffee for dessert.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: You should have started with that. We went out to
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: a ramen bar, and my friend ordered coffee.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: They have more than ramen. They have other things, too.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just letting you know. Mr. Lee's Noodles. They went
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: above and beyond. They did a good job. Shut up, Joel.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Jeez.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Calm down.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Mr. Lee's, if you want to sponsor a podcast. Yeah,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: after all that. He's telling people.
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Anyway.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: I have a question.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: You know when you're supposed to stop for a school
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: bus when the lights are flashing and they put the
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: arm out? They do that at railroad tracks. So are
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: cars supposed to stop then, too?
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: You know, I never understand what exactly you're supposed to
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: do when the stop sign comes up at the bus.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Joel, too.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: You're not supposed to do anything. You're supposed to stop.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But that's just it. Sometimes you stop. When? When? Where?
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Like, we're supposed to stop all the time? No, when
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: they put the stop arm out. Yeah, but if you're
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: coming the opposite way, you got to stop. If you're
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: on the same side, you got to stop. It's like
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: you got to stop everywhere.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Everyone has to stop.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Everywhere.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They have like stop signs flapping out
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: on the sides, you know.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I think there's still certain rules of the road that
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I don't quite understand. What other ones?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, let's talk about it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: The right on red thing.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Sometimes, sometimes. Why are you laughing? Why are you confused?
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Well, because if you can't do it, there's a sign
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: that says you can't do it.
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: True.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: But sometimes in the right turn only lane, when you
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: get to the right turn only lane, and that lane
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: has its own light, if that's red... Yeah. But there's
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: no sign there that says no right turn on red.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: If that light, if that individual light is red... Is
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: that in place of the sign saying don't turn if
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: it's red or are you allowed to just go if
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: you want?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I think you can go if you want. You think
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: you don't know.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: No, you can't.
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: If there's not a no turn on red sign, you're good.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: My thing is, well, then why does it have its
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: own individual lane?
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: And light.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I have a intersection in mind where this occurs. It's
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: at 33 and Freemansburg Avenue. people that don't live around
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: here may not know that, but is that, do you
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? No, no, no. Oh yes.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: For our listeners in New Zealand, he's getting a little
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: bit too local, but uh, yes. Anyway, I know exactly
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. It's just because traffic can only
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: go that way. It's gotta be something about how there's
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: no oncoming traffic.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. What other ones?
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's a big one that I'm still a little
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: bit unsure of.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Every time I get to a right, a right on
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: red with its own light, but no sign, it's like, man,
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: what do you do?
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Jeez, I think you just go and hope for
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the best. That's all we can do. Anyway, read the
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: top one. I got to read your.
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Our friend and first ever guest on the podcast, Bob Holder,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: has been gone a year.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: He's been gone a year. He lives on as the
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: rowdy sounding guy on this disclaimer of our show. He's
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the very first voice you hear in every episode.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: He's the first guy you hear.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Man, that was a year ago already.
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: A year ago.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about Bob yesterday. Rest in peace, Bob.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: We miss you, man. Bob Holder Memorial Studios. He'd love that.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: She'd get a sign made. That'd be kind of cool.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you think so? That's kind of a funny thing.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I should name my studios the Bob Holder Memorial.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Because it's hilarious.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, you have to admit, he's one of the funniest
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: guys you've ever met.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: They ought to do that at their new multi-million dollar
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: studio facility that nobody's using.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: No hard feelings, right?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: No hard feelings.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: No burning bridges.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I'm not burning any bridges. I'm just stating the obvious.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: You're lighting a fire. You're not really burning it. Speaking
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: of light and fires. Let's smoke more.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: What?
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And we have questions for each other. Joel, too, you
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: are the lifeline for this round.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: And we can come to you once. Sometimes I cheat
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: and I go to you twice and we'll see what
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I have to say, if anything. All right. I hope
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: you know your music because Becker's not good with his music. Depends.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Depends on the song.
• 32:15
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: Remember when we were talking a couple minutes ago about
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: how people are stupid?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: You thought there was a guy in the Beatles named
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: like Mark or something. No, I didn't. I know those guys.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Dave.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Chris.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Rich.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Ray.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: Troy. All right.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Do you want to go first? Do you want me
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: to go first?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: No, it don't matter.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Question number one. I'll go first. You went first last week,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: so I'll go first. Okay.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: All right, let's start with English here. Which Shakespeare play
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: inspired the core story of The Lion King, including a
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: prince seeking revenge for his father's death?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: You trying to cheat already?
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: No.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Are you going to your lifeline already on the first question?
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: That's pretty sad.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: If you want my help, you have to say.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: It out loud.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Let's read it again. Which Shakespeare play inspired the core
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: story of The Lion King? including a prince seeking revenge
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: for his father's death. What are we doing over here?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: What's going on? I'm listening.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Keep talking. Yeah, but wait, wait, wait.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Are you going to your lifeline, yes or no?
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: I don't know yet.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Well, then stop looking over there.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: All right, fine. What's the answer? Read it again.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't finish the question.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Which Shakespeare play inspired the core story of The Lion King,
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: including a prince seeking revenge for his father's death? I
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: got to go to Joel.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: That's Hamlet.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: I was right!
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Fuck!
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Hamlet!
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I had it. I had it. Yeah, Hamlet. I can
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: only think of two Shakespeare plays at the time, and
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: that's why I was.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Which was what? Romeo and Juliet? Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Those would be the two that I would think of.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: What else is there?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: What other ones are there?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Midsummer Night's Dream.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that one. Okay, what else? Macbeth. Macbeth.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: What about Pride and... Pride and Prejudice is not a
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Romeo play. It's a novel by Jane Austen, I think. Sure.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: See?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Smartest friend I have. The other Joel's very smart. Your
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Joel friends are very similar but very different.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Question two.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: We had so much fun with this category last week.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I brought another one. I think this one's a little
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: bit easier so I hope you get it.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: So music.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going to submit this one in Jeopardy too. Trios
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: minus one. So you got a band with three people.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: You take away one guy. You got to tell me
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: what the band is, right? They're currently on tour with
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: original members, Alex and Getty.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: What's the band?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: It's a, Oh man, this is, this is bad. Hold on.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I got it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: They're currently on tour with original members, Alex and Getty.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: What's the band? Oh, it's going to drive me nuts. Oh,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: is it Rush?
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Rush.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: That's very good.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Thank God.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Man, you were doubting me. You were ready to tear
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: into me, too. I was.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I was getting worried.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I know. I was getting worried.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: How'd you know it was Rush?
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: I just know their names.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: They were back here, but I remember them.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Do you really?
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah. All right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Who's the drummer of Rush that passed away? I don't remember.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I was never good at names of people that played.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I knew that one.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You knew Alex and Getty, though.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: Shut up.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: What?
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: What?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Question three.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Alright, this is a fun question.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Which bone in the human body shows the most significant
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: differences between genders?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Which bone in the human body shows the most significant
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: differences between Between genders.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: I was going to say pelvic. Or the chest bone?
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Like this?
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: No?
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Whatever, the sternum?
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: No?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Stop looking at your hint. You already got a hint.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying not to say anything unless you ask officially.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Or is it hips? I don't know.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: They don't lie. I'm going to say pelvic. Pelvic bone?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Final answer?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Pelvic bone.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, mother....
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: I am smart this week.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you three for three already?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I think you only asked me two questions, right?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: No, I asked you three.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: That was definitely three.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got three.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Two. Well, Joel, two.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: You would have had the first one. You would have
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: had it. You're right there.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I was trying to mouth it to him and see
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: if he would give me a hint. He didn't budge.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Cheating all over the place.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: He is a cheater.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: He really is. Shut up. It's a problem.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Question four.
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I never really watched The Simpsons. Did you watch The Simpsons?
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Not since I was a kid, religiously, by the way.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Which U.S.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: President moves in across the street from The Simpsons after
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: leaving office?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going to guess. Does it say the year by
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: any chance?
• 37:25
  Speaker 9: No.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be season, episode, number, anything. Yeah, that
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: wouldn't give it away or anything. The U.S.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: President that moves in across the street from The Simpsons
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: after leaving office.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say Bill Clinton. Final answer.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Miss Lewinsky. I just took the cigar.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: No. I don't remember the episode, but I'm going to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: say Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton. Because it was very timely, probably.
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: No, I got it wrong.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: The correct answer is George H.W.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Bush. Oh, wow. Yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: Good question.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. Those were all very good. I tried
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: to watch The Simpsons. I can't get into it.
• 38:09
  Speaker 10: No?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: No, I can't.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I'm really trying hard with The Sopranos
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: yet again, man.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: Oof.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: What are you watching these days? Well, Ted Lasso season four, actually.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Ted Lasso's good.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Ted Lasso.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Is that good? It's so good.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: It's very funny.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It's funny and... It has its very endearing moments, too.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I might get canceled for saying this, but I'm going
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: to say it anyway.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, what? There's something about British accents for long periods
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: of time that's distracting to me.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: At some point, it's like, what are you saying?
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: I have to put the closed captions on. It's hard
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: to follow sometimes, you know? I've got questions for you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: My turn.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Question number one.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Hit me, hit me. Which scientist... developed the three laws
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: of action.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: The three laws of action?
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Which scientist developed the three laws of action? I just
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: told you earlier, science was never my thing. Or math
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: or English.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: You mean laws of motion?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, action.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: The fuck's a law of action? That's what I meant.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Which scientist developed the three laws of motion? Sorry.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Joel. Because in that case, I would say Newton, right?
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Sir Isaac Newton. Is he not the Laws of Motion guy?
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna say sir isaac newton.
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: Fine you got it see you tried to trip him
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: up no i tricked myself uh do you know what
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: they are what the laws of motion or the laws
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: of action the three laws of motion.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Thou shall not steal. Thou shall not.
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: No.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: No, that was it. Was that it?
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Let's go to question two.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Question two.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: You're so smart.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I knew it. What was it again? Thou shall not steal.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: That's the one.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: In which continent is most of Egypt? Ooh. How many
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: continents are there?
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Seven. There's seven.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: So he knows that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: You know, the Middle East, Egypt is... I don't know
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: if Egypt is part of the Middle East. It gets
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: screwy down there, man. It does.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Because Egypt's close to, like, Iran and shit down there.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Isn't Egypt connected to Iran at some, like, very small
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: point or no?
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: No.
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: No?
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm wrong. All right. Got it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Geography.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: He is the smartest friend I have. I was never
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: good at geography.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: What continent is Egypt mostly in? I think it's Africa.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: Now you have one lifeline. Yeah, and this is question one. Two.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I think it's Africa.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Because it wouldn't be Europe. And South America, like, no,
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: it's not that. I think it's Africa.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: You sure? Final answer?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to say Africa. Final answer. You got
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: it right.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah!
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Son of a bitch. We're both very smart today. That's
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: another question.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think the average person, if you stop, we
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: should start a new feature stopping random people in the
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: street and asking them questions. What's an egg and where
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: is Egypt? What's an egg?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: We'll start with the two big ones.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: How do you egg?
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Question three.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: So if Egypt doesn't touch Iran, what does it touch? Like,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia, maybe?
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think so.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: They're right there. Does it touch Iraq?
• 41:40
  Speaker 9: No.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: All those are on the other side of the Mediterranean,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I think. Let's look it up. Yeah, you could... It's
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Libya, Sudan, Israel, and the Gaza Strip. Okay.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's exactly... Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Forgot.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: There's a tiny part of Egypt across the river between
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: the Red Sea. Most of Egypt is on the other
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: side in Africa.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Do you know much about the Red Sea there, Joel?
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I know it's not really red. Like, that's just a term.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: That's just its name. It's just its name. I don't
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: know why they call it that.
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Isn't that got something to do with the Bible or no? Probably, right?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, yeah, I think it was
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: the Red Sea that Moses.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's why it's... Okay, yeah. You can't ask me
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: anything about that stuff.
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: No?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I did not retain any of that stuff. It would
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: be fun to do Bible trivia sometime. All right, let's
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: try that.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Honestly, if I said to you, who got stuck in
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: the belly of the whale? You know that shit, right? Yeah,
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: it's the guy.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, come on. Everybody knows who got stuck in the whale.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Jonah. Jonah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Jonah got stuck in the belly of the whale. Man,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: you need to go home and watch some VeggieTales, Mr.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Becker. Is that on HBO too? I can watch that
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: after Sesame street.
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: Probably.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: Let's go to the next one.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I already clicked the button. So go ahead.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Ask.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, cool.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, uh, what traditional name was given to the pitch
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: on which American football is, I mean, do that again.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: What, what, what traditional name was given to the pitch
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: on which American football is played?
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, pitch on which your wording is impeccable. Think about
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: where football was held. You couldn't come up with another
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: way to say that?
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: The field? Yeah, the field. Football field? Traditional name. Yeah,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: but you're asking the traditional name of the football field.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Which is European football. Well, that's the way it was
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: worded on the internet.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably live in Europe. What do you call
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: the thing that football is held on? American football. American football? Yeah,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: American football.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: You don't even know his question.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: It was in the question.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Read it again. All right.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: What traditional name was given to the pitch in which
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: American football was played? I have no idea. What do
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: you call that? That's what I'm asking you. He called
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: it a field, but the traditional name for it, there's
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: another name for it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: I think I got this one if you want to
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: like it. Yeah, I'll go to my lifeline.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: If you can decipher the questions, Merry Christmas. My God.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: The gridiron.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: The gridiron.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the traditional name for a field that
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: American football was played on. And this is when you
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: go to ChatGPT.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. Oh, my God.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: What I'm saying, this is when you go to ChatGPT
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: and you say... rewrite this question.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Fair enough.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Pitch football pitch is, uh, I felt like if I
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: put field, but it was also anyway, online, it said pitch.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: And they live in Europe.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Is this question?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I think that was question four, but I have a
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: bonus question for you.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Was that four? That was three.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: That was four. Yep.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: Yep. That was four.
• 44:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: You had Isaac Newton, Africa, gridiron, gridiron, Oh, we didn't
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: do four.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: I told you.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Boy, you're on a roll to this. All right, give
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: me the fourth fucked up question.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I'll take it.
• 45:08
  Speaker 7: Here we go.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Question four.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Twenty.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: What?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: What is the division of a cell nucleus that results
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: in two identical daughter cells called? Oh, jeez. The division
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: of a cell nucleus.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: I've talked before about my struggles with biology. I do
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: remember the nucleus, though. I remember hearing about that. They're
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: also the band that did Jam On It, if you
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: remember that song.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Jam On It. Yeah, yeah, we know, we know.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: You're going to say wiki, wiki, wiki again.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Wiki, wiki, wiki, wiki.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Shut up.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: No one knows that song either.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: I think people know that song.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Maybe.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: What is the division of a cell nucleus that results
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: in two identical daughter? Yeah, man, I don't know about this.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have this one either.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Does it have to do with eggs? Cell nucleus. So no?
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: No.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Is there a nucleus in an egg?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Joel?
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: Joel too?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I think no. He doesn't sound quite sure.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I really don't know. I'm going to be here.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: It's called mitosis.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I've heard of that before, but I wouldn't have gotten that.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Had you gotten that right. Cause I actually did have
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: five questions written down. I use the one though, in
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the rapid round, I just forgot to delete it. But anyway,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: that was supposed to be a bonus one. Had you
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: gotten it, you would've got these Teddy grams as a
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: bonus prize, but You know what?
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: Thank you for buying these for me because I won't
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: buy them for myself because they're insanely expensive.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Are they? Oh, man.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: I went to the grocery store today and did my typical,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: you know, bought $ 100 worth of groceries, which was three bags.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Teddy Grahams.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: The box of Teddy Grahams now is like $ 7 or
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: something crazy.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: It's criminal.
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite go-to stoner snack there, Joel, too? Pizza. Oh, no.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Pizza's not a snack.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: That's a meal.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: Kind of is.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: No, that's a meal.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: That's a meal. Do you get snacky?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Not really.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're not going to like this next part of
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: the show, then.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: This is when we get snacky.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: It's time for.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: You know, Joel, too, is a fine example that you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: can smoke weed and still be very intelligent. Thank you
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: for being on the show today.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Happy to be here.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: So you've had to kind of cut back on your
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: smoking because you're looking for a job and you have
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: to do drug tests and stuff like that.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I haven't had to do any at this point.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: But you took some at-home ones, though.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I wanted to see where I was at.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, I felt for a while that I needed
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: to cut back. And then there was one job that
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: I was concerned about that they might test me if
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: it had gotten that far. And so I was like,
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: you know, I should see where I'm at and actually
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: try to see if I can stop for a while. Uh,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I needed to anyway.
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: So me too, but took a, took a while, took
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: a lot longer than I was expecting before that test
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: came back clean. Yeah. But, uh, I mean, it came
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: back clean last week and.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: Man, I haven't, we fucked it up today. I'm sorry
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: about that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: It's all right.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I was due. I haven't had a break in a
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: long time. So like, I don't know what it is
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: to kind of reset my tolerance. You know, I'm wondering, Oh,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: it's nice.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I'm good right now. I haven't even had to take
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: anything really.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Good for you.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, by comparison to how I used to be. Yeah,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I think the last time I took a break sort
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: of was when I fractured my ribs and that was
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: a whole thing, but that was all depressing. We're here
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to talk about snacks. These are the caramel M &
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Ms popped and they're freeze dried candy. I'm really interested
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: in trying these guys.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Wait, what are they again?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Say it one more time.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Caramel M & M' s popped.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I already really like them. They're very good. Why is
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: everything freeze-dried nowadays? Not everything is freeze-dried.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: No, it is. We're freeze-drying here.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Freeze-dried toenails.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: What?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: What else is freeze-dried that worries you?
• 49:09
  Speaker 10: Fruit.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: That's been a thing for a while, though.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: What else?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Vegetables. I don't know.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: What vegetables are freeze-dried?
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Dried I just feel like everywhere you go now you
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: see stuff that's freeze dried they almost taste like popcorn
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: for a moment.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Popped M & M' s.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah pretty good it's like popcorn M & M' s if
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: M & M' s were popcorn or vice versa here Joel
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Joel how long have you smoked weed.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Who's listening to this Who wants to know?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know your last name.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: All right. Oh, that's true. Uh, two, 23, I think
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: was the first time I tried it.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: 23.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Late compared to most people.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: I was too.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think I knew that actually all this time.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I think you never told me.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I think I was like around that time, 23, 24,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: something like that. When was the first time you smoked? Um,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: first time I.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Smoked, smoked, uh, I was probably like 18.
• 50:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I was probably 18.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: But then.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: You didn't like it though, right? Yeah, I did it
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: once and I was like... Because he would like come
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: to work and give me shit like.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, fucking stoner.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: And then one day.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he used to give me shit all the time.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, you do that professionally. I do.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: With me.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I'm good at that.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're really good. But... So you were 18?
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: My one buddy, his dad like had knee surgery or
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: something when we were going into our senior year of
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: high school. His dad had knee surgery and got like
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: his MedGuard and had medical marijuana for the first time.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Like right when it was like... when everybody started to
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: get their MedGuard.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: And, you know, I was still too young, obviously.
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: So my buddy like stole gummies from his dad, from
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: his dad's like fucking stash and brought them to my
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: friend's house down the street from where I grew up.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: You guys got pretty crazy.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I remember, but I don't, I don't, I, I, I,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: we did that and I did not get high. So
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't like it. I didn't think it was, I
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: thought it was, you know, not everything that was cracked
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: up to be. But then what got me exuded for
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: the first time was like probably a year later when
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I smoked the pen.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: When I hit the Benjamin.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: And I remember sitting there on the couch of my
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: neighbor's house for the first time thinking, oh, okay, now
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: I get it. And then I remember thinking, oh, dude,
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: all I want to do is listen to some great
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: fucking music right now.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: That's all I want to do.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Well, the rest is history, as they say. I remember
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: when you started getting into it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: I remember.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: He was young. Well, I was working at the radio station.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: I was 18.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: He was young, yeah.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I remember coming to you and being like, yo, I
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: get it now. And then you'd be like, you want
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: to come over to my house? Because he moved into
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: his first apartment.
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: It's funny, too.
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: Somebody alerted me when I first moved out.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I was 20 when I moved out. This was like
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: eight years ago now.
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: And I posted there's pictures on my Instagram. If you
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: scroll all the way down, you can find pictures of
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: my very first apartment. And if you zoom in and
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: if you look, there is indeed a bong sitting on it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: The counter. And I have no idea.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I had no idea.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, you really have to zoom in to look
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: at it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: But I was reminded of that a few weeks ago.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: That's really funny.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: A friend was like, I remember when you posted a
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: bong on your Instagram.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure enough.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, look at you now.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at me now.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy that both Joel's are out of jobs
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: and you're thinking about drug tests and not smoking?
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: And I.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: didn't even think of a drug test one time. I've
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: never taken a drug. I was just going to ask you,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: is there like, is it, you said there was like
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: a line when you did it, is there like a
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: score on it?
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: Like, can you, how does that work?
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: How do you take a drug test? Well, it was
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: just a piss test. So you just pee in a cup.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: There's like you a level. Uh, no, no, it's just a,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: it's just a pass or fail or positive or negative.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: So there's like, there's a test line that's going to
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: show up no matter what.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: And then there's a second line that will only show
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: up if you test clean.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Gotcha. We should take them to try them out and
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: see if they're accurate. But if they come out that
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: were clean, yeah, don't buy these. Anyway.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Do you ever give anybody pee for a pee test?
• 53:05
  Speaker 7: No.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Are you sure about that?
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be any help.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: True.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Why would you come to me?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I used to do that in high school.
• 53:15
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: It was bad.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Wait, you would provide?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you give pee for a pee. You've never done that, really?
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's the ultimate move.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: For your homies.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: I should probably stop talking now because it's incriminating evidence.
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: But the statute of limitations is over.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: No, but this is so fucking foul. But yeah, you
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: like piss in a water bottle. And then somebody takes
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: the task of like taking the piss from said water
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: bottle and inserting that into like a Mio.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Like, you know, the water, a little water. Mm hmm.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not water flavor anymore anymore unless you want
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: shitty lemonade. And then you bring that with you when
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: you take your piss test, because normally if you have
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: like a real piss test, you got to like do
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: it in front of somebody. They watch it.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Not really.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Depends on law enforcement, maybe. But yeah.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, you put the Mio in your own. I
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: don't get I don't know this from experience. I know
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: this from being told this, honestly. So did you charge?
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: No. I wouldn't, you should have cashed in on that.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: I was young, young and dumb, man. Now, now, oh
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: my God, if I had a kid and my kid
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: was like, oh, I just gave somebody pee for this.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, what?
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Like this is, this is, I guess this is part
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: of adult life is that you grow up and you
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: look at the dumb shit that you did growing up
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: and you think, what the fuck was I thinking?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But yeah, what the fuck was I thinking? I
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: think that too. And then I also think I'd do
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: it again. Yeah. I'll do it right now.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Well, lo and behold, I mean, Becker, if you ever
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: need pee for a piss test, I got you.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: No, I don't. Oh, yeah.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you can't help me either. I can't
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: help anyone. You can't help anyone. And that's episode 64.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: That's what it'll be called.
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: What?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: We can't help anyone.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: We can't help anyone.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I think it should be called Joel squared. Great.
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: But there's only two of us.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: There's only two.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: There's going to be four next time. That was episode 64.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Joel, too.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you for being on as my most intelligent friend.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Appreciate it. It's been fun.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: You did a great job.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Glad i didn't uh dumb it down at all no
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: you did a.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Great job episode 64 i'm becker that's joel uh we'll
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: talk to you next week i guess yeah.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: I think sure bye bye the
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Blazed and confused podcast with becker and joel don't forget
• 55:25
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