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Sandringham Clears Its Rats and Rehouses a Two-Legged One Named Andrew (5/7/26) · The Vault: The Epstein Files

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  Speaker 1: What's up, everyone, and welcome to another episode of the
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  Epstein Chronicles. The days of Prince Andrew hanging out at
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  Royal Lodge are quickly coming to an end, and as
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  he repairs to move into his new home at Sandringham,
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  it's being reported that there's a bunch of rat catchers
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  and pest control people outside of the home. And I
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  find that very ironic considering the biggest rat of them
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  all is Prince Andrew, So you would think that he'd
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  be quite content living with a bunch of rats and
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  a bunch of rodents. I mean, considering that's the kind
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  of behavior that he's shown throughout his life, right acting
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  like a little rat, like a little rodent. So he
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  should feel right at home. And I hope that there's
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  someone there from the royal family that will let the
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  rat catchers know not to take Prince Andrew as a
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  pest as well, because you know that could get a
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  little confusing. You show up and the king of rats
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  is there and you want to get rid of them,
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  right then you find out that he's actually the ex Prince,
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  and you know things can get a little bit messy.
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  But I find something juicely ironic with the fact that
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  Prince Andrew is going to be living amongst rats, considering
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  the kind of dirty son of a bitch that he is.
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  So today we have an article from the Delhi mel
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  and the headline rat Catcher pest Firm is spotted outside
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  Andrew mount Baton Winsor's new Sandringham home while former Prince
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  rides horse near Royal Lodge as he prepares to move Outah,
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  let me go for a little horse ride here as
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  I prepare to move out, one last lap around the
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  old estate. This article was authored by Catherine Lawton. A
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  rat catcher pest control van has been spotted outside Andrew
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  mount Baton Winsor's new home on King Charles Sandringham Estate
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  in Norfolk. That is just absolutely hilarious to me. I mean,
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  the whole entire visual of a rat catcher outside of
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  Prince Andrew's new house just somehow seems very very fitting.
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  It's not known what command past control we're doing at
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  the farm, but the company deals with removing unwanted rats, mice,
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  squirrels and wasp nests. I'm guessing there is a little
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  bit of all of that there. It's in the countryside right,
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  A lot of mice, certainly rats, and now the King
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  of rats is going to be there as well. Might
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  as well call him the splinter of the Royal Family,
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  a two legged rat scurrying around the palace property, chewing
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  on shit and destroying everything in his wake. It comes
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  on the same day that Andrew was spotted riding his
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  horse near a winds or a mansion royal lodge which
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  he has been ordered to move out after twenty two years.
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  And let's just remember, not ordered to move out and
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  go find his own place like you or I would be.
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  He's not going to live in a flat down in London.
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  He just moved to a different estate on more royal grounds.
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  What the Royal family should do is ship him to
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  America and he should have to live down on Boulder
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  Highway in one of those weekly rentals, one of those budgets.
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  Let's see how he likes that. Want to be a
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  man of the people, huh, Andrew, Well, come to Las
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  Vegas and we'll put you down there on Boulder Highway
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  and we'll see how much you like it. Tenants in
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  King Charles properties on the Sandringham estate are not allowed
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  to keep cats, which means mice and rats are common
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  in the area. That's stupid. You should have cats on
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  your property, especially if you're living in the wilderness. I mean,
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  are you for real right now? You want to deal
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  with rats and mice and the rest of it. I
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  love all the neighborhood cats in my neighborhood. I've never
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  seen one single rodent in this neighborhood, well, not of
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  the animal kind. Few humans, but not of the animal kind. Certainly,
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  no rats or mice or anything like that in the
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  garage or my storage unit, nothing like that. And that's
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  because there are so many cats that roam around this
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  property and keep a clean dug. The cat ban was
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  brought by the late Queen o a bit the second,
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  it's understood, because she was concerned they would pray on
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  the chicks of game birds breeding on the estate. Well yeah,
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  that's the circle of life. They're also going to breed
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  on nuisances. But what did the Queen care? She didn't
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  live there, right, I'm sure Buckingham Palace don't have any
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  rats or rodents. Then again, maybe it does. Maybe it does,
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  But we know for a fact that people living on
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  the Sandringham part of the estate, they're dealing with rodents
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  and rats and mice, and they can't even have a cat.
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  The Command Pest Control website states January is a bad
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  time for rats, especially when it's cold and frosty. Their
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  numbers reduced dramatically in prolonged spells of cold. Well, unfortunately,
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  that's not gonna hurt Prince Andrew. He'll be able to adapt.
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  The King of rats is just gonna do what the
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  King of rats does. Therefore, they tend to try to
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  enter buildings looking for warmth, and can be seen close
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  to properties, sometimes heard in roof voids and cavity walls.
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  Imagine imagine living someplace and having rats in your walls.
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  Like it was bad enough when I was younger and
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  I lived in New York bro we had mice in
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  the building. It was crazy, all sorts of wild critters.
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  But rats in the walls. I can't even imagine. That
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  would drive me absolutely insane. I'd be like one of
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  those crazy people who like breaks out the sledge hammer
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  and start smashing his own walls up. That would be me.
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  I could imagine living with all that scratching in the walls,
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  like when my dogs walk on my hardwood floors. That
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  noise drives me crazy. Never mind rats in my walls,
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  but I think they have bigger problems here at Sandringham.
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  Now forget about rats in the walls. You have an
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  actual two legged rat in the house. Is there a
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  pest control for that? Well, there should be. Sightings are
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  reported as they try to scavenge for a living. Mice
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  will also seek shelter and will survive on poor diets
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  inside properties. You know, are there any critters that are
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  dirtier than mice and rats? I know here in the
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  Southwest of America you have to worry about haunt the virus.
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  When we're talking about mice and rats. The last thing
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  I want to do is be around either of those things.
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  But if you want the truth, I'd rather live in
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  a colony of rats for the rest of my life
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  than spend one single minute with the Joe exotic of
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  the Windsor family. The company, which has a royal warrant
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  and works across the East of England, says it carries
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  out humane roading control whatever that means. What does humane
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  roading control mean? You capture them and release them somewhere
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  else so they become a burden. I would think that rodents,
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  rats and mice they'd be dealt with. I'm not trying
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  to sound mean or anything, but those are a pest
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  species and they carry disease. That's my biggest problem with them. Honestly,
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  they're a vector for disease, and your boy has no
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  desire to catch any kind of disease that's going to
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  make them bleed from the eyeballs or from his junk.
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  So you can keep the rats in the mice where
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  they belong in Sandringham with the King of the Rats
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  and the Mice, Prince Andrew. It comes two years after
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  rats had invaded the pretty village of Flytcham, on the estate,
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  two miles from the King's residence Sandringham House. At the time,
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  villagers contacted the monarch for help in dealing with the
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  rat problem in Abbey Road after the issue was raised
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  by Resident Colin Lukey seventy seven at a parish council meeting.
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  The royal family has struggled to get rid of rats
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  in Buckingham Palace since Queen Victoria's reign, and even as
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  recently as twenty nineteen, Queen Elizabeth I was forced to
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  hire exterminators to get rid of the vermin. Unfortunately, they
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  missed one and that vermin I'm talking about, you know who,
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  the former Prince Andrew himself the king of the vermin,
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  you know the saying right, big rat requires big cheese.
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  In the coming week, Andrew will leave behind his Windsor mansion,
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  Royal Lodge. He had shared the property with his ex wife,
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  Sarah Ferguson since two thousand and eight. The former Duke
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  is said to now be grudgingly accept that he must
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  move out. A Royal insider said, well, who cares what
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  he accepts. Reality is reality, and if he chooses not
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  to accept it, that's his business. But he'll have to
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  do it at a different property because the party is
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  now over at Royal Lodge. And that's just the way
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  the cookie crumbles. Former Prince Andrew he was never keen
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  on moving to Marsh Farm, but has been described by
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  one source as being sanguine as long as he has SkyTV,
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  fast broadband, access to horses and a good local golf course. However,
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  Sarah is said to be beside herself about being kicked
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  out of Royal Lodge, sparking increasing fears with their daughters
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  and amongst their dwindling group of friends. Well yeah, look
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  when this kind of stuff comes out. You're going to
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  be a band by people, and rightfully, so you're gonna
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  write Epstein a letter talking about my supreme friend and
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  not expect your real friends or your other friends to
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  have anything to say or think anything untowards about that.
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  And even if people really don't feel that way, they're
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  gonna make pretend they do because that's the thing they
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  want to put out socially, right, that's the image they
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  want to project. Oh, we care about people, so we're
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  gonna cut Prince Andrew off. Meanwhile, they all knew about
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  Prince Andrew, about the accusations and about the nonsense he
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  was up to with Epstein and other people for a
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  very long time, but now that it's politically inconvenient and
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  the winds have shifted, they're acting outraged. It came after
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  the mail on Sunday said Princess Eugenie has cut off
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  all contact with her disgraced father in the wake of
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  the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. The MOS source said that far
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  from being supportive, she's refusing to speak to Andrew again.
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  He made his own bed to do what he did
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  with the people he was with, and then he chose
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  to lie about it for all these years. So now
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  that the butcher's bill has come and do, I don't
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  want to hear how expensive it is, because I assure
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  you the price that the survivors paid was much much higher.
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  And as far as the rat problem over here at Sandringham,
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  they might get rid of all the four legged ones
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  only to end up with a rat with two legs instead.
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  All right, folks, that's gonna do it for this one.
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