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Comic quest EP: 13 just throw Shawn at it · Comic Quest

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_05: There we are again.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_05: We are four comedians staffed in the land at Dungeons and Dragons.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_05: How are we gonna get back home?
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_05: We don't know.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_03: Whoa!
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_04: This is Comic Quest.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: Welcome back to the Comics Quest podcast.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_03: We're recording in Blackfriars basement.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: Blackfriars is the home of comedy in Glasgow.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: Uh amazing shows.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_03: Uh they treat comics really well, and they have a sister venue called Bad with one lowercase A in the middle just to fuck you up.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_03: And that has they host hockey, not hockey, football.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_04: Hockey.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_04: They might do hockey.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_04: Canadian uh all times they host hockey.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_05: They should do they do live podcasts, they got food, they got all sorts.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_05: Whatever you need, got bad.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever I need.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, whatever you need.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_05: That's too broad.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_05: People are gonna be turning up to bad for some bad stuff.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_03: Or just being like, I have a deep longing for a mother's approval.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_05: And then they'll watch a live podcast to feel better about themselves to go as well.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_05: That's what bad does.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_05: So we're back in the last episode, you met Taz.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_05: Taz told you it's bad guy coming to get you.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_05: You've all decided to go to sleep, though.
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  SPEAKER_05: He said you had two days and you only have one day because you took a long rest.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_05: So somebody's coming to get us.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_03: Let's take a nap.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's better.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: You make better decisions when you're you know well rested.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_04: So I agree.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_04: You just wanted to get that little dragon boy back to your death.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_03: I couldn't even.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_03: We we um as soon as I got in there, I passed out.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_04: Shit yourself again.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_04: When I but but maybe make it maybe make us No, we can't be having that.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_04: No, that's mental.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_04: But that this is dungeons drag it.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like I'm the least I'm just gonna I've written down Tom No.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna and I'm gonna raise this up on my little notepad whenever.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_04: Like an audience applause.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_04: Tom No.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm like I'm sorry, drop it, drop it.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_03: Drop it like no, don't like it.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_04: Teeth.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_04: So Fanny and uh Liam is barely all met together.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_04: That makes me want Tom to do more.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna write down Tom Yes.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_04: No just to balance.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: With a fucking angel and devil on your shoulder.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_04: Tom, that's not sane in real life.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_04: Mika would have been funny.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_04: Tom.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe he could get arrested.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny and Mika had a consensual night of sleep in the same place.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_05: Shawn Michaels and Bill Futler, they also slept in the same place because that's the way they know.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: We cuddled.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: Me too.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_05: Dawn's the only one not getting a couple of things.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_05: Probably probably masturbated.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, get me prepared.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's fine.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, oh.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_03: What's wrong with masturbation?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's just fantasy.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_03: You're being really like PC about this, Tom.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_03: You need to lighten up.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_03: That's insane to tell Tom stayed.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_04: Lighten up.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Don was ripping the heater.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_04: We heard them all now.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the noises from the other rooms.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_04: The noises from the other rooms were just Don's soundtrack.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_05: This is great.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_03: Like, oh, someone's playing a drum outside.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_05: So then you wake up, you open your doors of your individual bedrooms and stuff like that.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_05: There's guards outside, make sure you're still there.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_05: It's now up to you as well.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_05: They say you can go down to the banquet hall to have breakfast with Taz.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_05: So if you want to do that, you can do that.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_05: If you want to stay up to you, where's Mika?
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_05: Where's my buddy Mika?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_05: Mika opens a door.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_05: Sadly, Mika's bedroom was right next to Don's bedroom.
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  SPEAKER_05: So you see a very tired-looking Mika.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_05: He looks at Don and he just shakes his head.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_05: You dirty, dirty man.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_02: How long does it take Don to masturbate?
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_04: Oh whoa, can we get it out of the toilet after you got Jesus Christ?
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, is he up?
• 4:21
  SPEAKER_03: Is he up all night yanking it?
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yanking it?
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think Don uses two hands?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_05: You said in an episode he does use two hands.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_02: Sweeping over this?
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_05: No, I haven't.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_05: You said that's not the only thing I use two hands for if you get me, and then you winked at everybody in the night.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_05: No, I never.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_05: As in one of the first three episodes, because I listened, you listened to them.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_05: Outrageous.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_05: Outrageous.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_04: Why are you not accepting a guy that can grab his dick with two hands?
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_04: It means it's big.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it just doesn't feel like that's the thing I would say.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_04: I'm a very self-depregating kind of guy.
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  SPEAKER_04: I'd say that.
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  SPEAKER_04: Well that came out of my mouth.
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  SPEAKER_04: You want me to go back up to everything?
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_03: Believe Liam.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hashtag believe Liam.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, Don's got a fucking big old hog.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_03: Tom has raised the Tom No sign against Gareth and Liam.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is behavior we've never seen before.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_04: Um, Don didn't know he was being monitored.
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  SPEAKER_04: Don thought he'd done all that stealthily, but his uh sleep, his br breathing problems, he was probably louder than he would have cared for.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_04: And he realizes when is it Mika?
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_04: Mika.
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  SPEAKER_04: Uh unfortunately heard him.
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  SPEAKER_04: He just shoots him a look and just goes, I'm sorry about that.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_05: I will never be able to forget what you've done.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_06: Whoa.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_05: That's not good enough.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_04: Time heals all wounds.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_04: And pats him on the back.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_04: Mika, are you saying you've never done it?
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_05: I know what that hand spin.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: Does me is Mika like jealous?
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_05: Mika looks sad.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_05: He looks jealous.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_03: Mika likes you, Fanny.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_03: But maybe does Don snore?
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_05: Was that Does Don snore?
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_05: That's a new question.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_05: He's got breathing problems, he snores for sure.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's roll.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_03: Let's roll.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_04: How bad?
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_04: 20.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_04: He wasn't even masturbating, he was just snoring.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, he masturbated.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_03: He masturbated for 30 seconds.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and then fell into a deep sleep, which Mika assumed was masturbating.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_05: So when Mika's shooting him a dirty look, he's like The thing is, Mika obviously shared the room with Fanny.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_05: Fanny slept through the whole thing.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_05: Mika's been awake all night, just hearing Don Snor.
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  SPEAKER_05: I just smell it.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_05: Try and nudge Fanny to be like, Yeah, feel this, but she doesn't wake up.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_04: Mika, listen, we can we're let's Mika, let's are we getting out of here or whatever?
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_04: Are we just gonna talk about Don Master Maiden?
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, welcome to episode four.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_03: So we're gonna go down to breakfast.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_03: Fanny winks suddenly at Don and Bill.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_04: So everybody hungry.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_04: I wonder what they're serving.
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  SPEAKER_02: I hope we can serving cunt.
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  SPEAKER_04: I I'm going to I'm going to tunnel my toys.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_03: We've just a learning, quick learning point.
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  SPEAKER_03: Serving cunt is like, wow, you look good.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's like you're serving a good look.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So when I say you have a cunt.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, when you when I say you have a cunty little bob, that means it's like, that is good.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna bring that back to my people and go, guess who's serving cunt?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_04: You don't go home to your wife and go, you're serving cunt today.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_04: She might not get it.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_04: Nobody gets it.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, explain it to me again.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_05: What is it?
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_05: So like if you if you've got like a really good outfit on and you look really good, you'd be like, I'm serving cunt today.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_05: I'm serving cunt because cunt is good.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody loves cunt.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_04: What if I said I'm serving vagina?
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_04: I think you get in trouble.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_04: Really?
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's different.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_04: People would say that's not something you should serve, sir.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_04: But I can serve cunt, but not vagina.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_04: Correct.
• 8:02
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_04: But you can't serve cock either.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_04: You can't be serving cock.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_04: No, because nobody thinks that's true.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_04: That's when you look terrible.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_05: Well, cunt stands for.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_04: Is that the opposite?
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_05: Wait, wait, we're about to cunt stand for charisma, you know, snub and talent.
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't even know that.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_05: I didn't know it was.
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_03: Who knew that Liam was chased out of all of us here?
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_04: For all my For all my Gen X fans.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_04: If anyone We're serving cunt today, boys.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_04: If you ever hear, yeah, because Kate just asked who knew that Liam was the c had the best cuntiness of all of us.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_04: I've been saying that for years.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_04: So if you ever hear an old rumor that Gareth used to say Liam Farley was cunty, that's what I meant.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: You knew.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: You knew you knew this was.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_04: When did that come around?
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_04: When did that work?
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_04: Drake race.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_05: It was Rip Paul.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_05: Rip Paul's.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, was it a RuP Paul thing?
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't know.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't know, I'm just gonna be honest, I didn't know any of this either.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm not sure.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_04: I was just staying quiet on that one.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_04: Good.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_04: Because I was like, it's funnier when we all just go, yeah, don't.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_04: But I was also clueless to that.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_04: So RuPaul created Okay, okay.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_05: Oh well that's cool.
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_03: Or I'm sure I don't think RuPaul, I'm sure it was like a Drake race.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_05: Well, she popularized within the corpus.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_03: And I want to say, I think you said popularized perfectly.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just gonna put that out there.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_03: I think that was great.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_04: Don looks back at Fanny to get this train back on the tracks.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_04: Don looks over at Fanny and goes, Yeah, I sure am gonna tunnel my way through this food.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_05: Well, now you're gonna need to roll a fucking killer's mistake, because that's a bit too much.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_05: Is it?
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_05: Aye if you're if I was a guard and then somebody was like, I'm gonna tunnel my way.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_03: How smart are these guards?
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_05: Well, we'll find out.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_05: 18.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fuck you're sorry.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_05: Not that smart, they're like that's a weird scene, but cool.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_05: It's a phrase.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_05: He's gonna eat a lot of stuff.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_04: Um So are we are we heading down to breakfast?
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, right.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_05: So these are you're taken down, you've got one guard at the front of the line, one guard at the back of the line.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, how many guards are guarding us?
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_05: So two are taking you down, but there is guards stationed throughout the palace, but in terms of like actually walking down corridors and stuff, right now there's two, and there's one at the front, one at the back.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_04: Can I can I whisper to Mika?
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_04: Because me and Mika know about the tunnels.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_04: Like, can I go, hey man, like is there a tunnel right out of the breakfast room, or where should we uh remember we we have the tunnel in the in the kitchen, the one we came up through.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's gotta be close to the breakfast room, right?
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_05: I would think so, yeah.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_04: I'd think so too, Mika.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's go down.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_05: You wanna do you wanna go use my tunnel?
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I totally want to.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Fanny interrupts goes, Are you are you boys talking about me?
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_03: So that says more.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: Some yeah, some yeah we are, everybody.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_05: So uh you're gonna need to all roll stealth here.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_05: I can do a group roll for stealth if you want.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_05: Ten.
• 11:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let's do a group roll.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, ten.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_03: Thirteen.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: Thirteen three.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_03: Thirteen.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_04: Nice.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_04: Thirty-six.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_03: Right that, yeah.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_03: Come on!
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_04: Not so dumb anymore.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_04: Shaman, motherfucker.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_05: Right, okay.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_05: Uh you all uh you all have enough.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_05: So basically the guards get slightly distracted and you're able to sneak away from them.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_05: You want to head straight to the kitchens?
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_05: I think I done we're all in agreement on that.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think as soon as we hit the breakfast room, they'll see us and it'll be harder to sneak away.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_05: So you've just got away from the guards.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_04: Well then yes.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_04: I know where the kitchen is.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's get it.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_04: Make it know where the kitchen is.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_04: If we're away from the guards, let's hit it.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_03: Imagine getting away from the guards and then still meeting them in the breakfast room.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's oh, they could be there.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_04: Because there's gonna be a chef there that we're gonna have to kill.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, or just put on some chef's clothes.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_04: You already killed the chef.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah, but they had who made breakfast today?
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_04: Who's doing breakfast today?
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_04: Tom's right.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_04: Tom's right.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: They will have got someone.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_04: We'll kill the sushi.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, someone would have subbed in.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_05: So you get to the kitchen.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_05: Does anybody want to owe me a perception before we open this door?
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, me, yes.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_04: Why is Donald's glasses like rolling?
• 12:21
  SPEAKER_03: Bad.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_03: I do think the plastic isn't good.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, that's worse.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_04: For the audio listeners, they're on the table.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_05: Uh so none of you are aware of this.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_05: You open the door.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_05: There is two guards, one of them's well, they're not really guards, they're police officers.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_05: They've got a long jacket on and they are standing over three bodies with sheets over them.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_03: Was this your doing?
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_05: And they turn, they look at you and they go, Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here then?
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, are they all Bora?
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, I'm gonna charm them.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna do my Jedi night trick right away.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_05: It's uh I'm sure it's uh like a wisdom saving throw or something.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, okay.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_05: Right, so the wisdom they need to get over a 12, so I'm gonna roll it for them.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_05: First one fails, the second one got a twenty.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_05: So he's passed and he's passed to the point where he's six he's got a critical success, so he's actually gonna be able to convince the other guard to who failed the wisdom seven through the years are bad.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_05: So he goes, Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_05: I've heard about you, look.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_05: You're you're trouble, you're trouble.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_05: Where's your guard escort?
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_05: What's going what's going on in here?
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_04: I throw my spear at him right away.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_04: Before he's even thinking anything, I'm gonna kill this guy.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_04: I'm grabbing my my spear and I'm just gonna chuck him.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: I I I disguise self as the chancellor.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_04: But they've already seen us.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: If you then go Yeah, and then I'll be like, I was the Chancellor the whole time.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_05: I'll need to read the spell.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_05: I like it as an idea.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_05: So it's not a bad idea, you see.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you've changed your fucking tune on it.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_04: I might yeah, well, I heard more about it and I changed.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_04: So do I still can I take this?
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_04: I'm grabbing my spear.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, hold on.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_05: I might turn into spider.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_05: So I'll read the spell.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_05: Uh follow duration you sense No, that's detect magic.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_05: That's silly me.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_05: Hold on.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_05: Let's play some lift music in this daddy.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_05: So you can't change into a person using disguised self.
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_05: You could disguise yourself, but you couldn't disguise yourself as someone else.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_03: Then why was I able to make myself the um the guy who was uh uh remember in the line my solo as well?
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_05: You can change your voice.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_05: You can't you could change voice.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_03: But remember I became the guy who was leading my my my cabin on wheels.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_03: What do you call that?
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_05: You became big red.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_05: Oh you looked I fuck I might have fucked that up then.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_05: So I've just I've read the spell in the last episode when we first used it, I fucked it up.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_05: I didn't read it properly, because it says you can't change into a character, a creature of different size, your basic shape, so cause he's really tall, you can't turn into him basically.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_03: What about my alter self second level spell?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_05: You can c uh you can cast it at the second level and it does the same thing.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_05: I think it just lasts longer.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_03: But I can so I can alter my appearance.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_03: I decide what I look like, including height, weight, facial features, sound of voice, hair length, coloration, and other distinguishing characteristics.
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_03: Can I become the Chancellor?
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_05: From what I'm reading here, I'm reading the Alter Self spell.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_05: It says you cannot appear as a creature of a different size and your basic shape has to stay the same.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_05: So because he is because this guy's like nearly seven foot tall, yeah, and you're like you're just about six foot, so we're talking about adding a whole foot of height, which I don't think because it's different sizes.
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_04: It's a nice idea, but I don't think it's doable, Fanny.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_05: I don't it's it's a tough one.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_05: I would need to put it on the Unless how about this, how about this?
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_04: It's a little uh compromise.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_04: You turn it you can turn into Chancellor, but a six foot version, and maybe they don't know.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we'll say that that you can do it, but you're s you are smaller, so if they get to it, they can do a role to see if they can know it's you or not.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_05: That seems fair.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think that's fair.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_03: Spoon.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_03: I'm the chancellor.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_05: Can I borrow your a mini version?
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_05: Why doesn't our DM have their own dice?
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_05: They do, but I'm using that.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_05: So the first one fails.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_05: Sort of fucking poor podcast, aren't we?
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_05: The first so only one of them is like, that's not the Chancellor.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_05: So he's like, uh, you're not the Chancellor, you're too small.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_05: You you you know the right song.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_04: While he's talking, I'm the Chancellor.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_04: Taking a chance, and I'm gonna throw an attack.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm I'm attacking while they're gonna be.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_04: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: I say, I am the Chancellor.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_03: Don't you think I can choose what height I am at any moment?
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm the most powerful being in this goddamn fucking kingdom.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, that's an intimidation rule.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_05: So roll intimidation.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, just edit my line out.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_04: Let's just keep that in.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_03: Seventeen.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_06: So uh he's uh I I I I I I Right, but you why why why why plus two?
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: Why are you why are you small then?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_03: If you question me one more time, you won't live to see breakfast.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_04: The stumble on breakfast was great.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_05: You won't live to see pick a meal.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_05: Breakfast.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_05: So they're like, right.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_05: Uh why have you brought all them in here then?
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_05: What what you're doing?
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_05: Why are you questioning the Chancellor?
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: Is it your job to question the Chancellor?
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: Get be gone with that! Don't hit me again, Chancellor.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: I hit him.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_03: Quiet, quiet, foul beast.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: I am taking these t to jail.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_06: This is these This is the kitchen now.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_03: And don't you think I have plans for torture in kitchen?
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_05: Oh right, alright.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_05: So they leave.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_05: Uh uh, you're now in the kitchen.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_05: Miko takes you straight over to his tunnel, he lifts up the way out to the tunnel.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_05: Very good, Fanny.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_05: So you jump in.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_04: Nice one, Fanny.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_04: Or Chancellor.
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_04: I hit Bill and Chancellor Don't you Chancellor Migwind.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_05: So you jump in, you're in the tunnels, uh, you're wanting to head out.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_05: Because remember the tunnels.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_05: I would like to roll perception.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_05: Fourteen plus We're holding for that's 18.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so you look at the tunnels, the tunnels are they're just like basic kind of normal stingy tunnels.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_05: There is like a podium where something has been on, but it's empty now.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_04: Podium in a tunnel.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_05: Tom Tom got an item on his list in his episode.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_04: From a podium?
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_05: You'd speak from.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_05: Well, it's like a podium that you could put something on.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_05: Oh wreck you.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_05: So he's that What did I get again?
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_05: You got the horn of heckling.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: That's phenomenal.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_05: But what does that do again?
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_05: So you can cut That's right.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_05: Tell me everything about it.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I remember.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: That is most correct.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: Continue.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_05: You can half the attack of any attack against you with a well-timed put down, but you can only use it once.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_04: I'm going to give my heckler horn to Don.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I because I think Don does better heckler lines than I do.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_04: You've got the horn effect.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_04: I am going to give I d I would like to go, Don, this horn, take it from me.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_03: Bill is down on one knee.
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: What is it?
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_04: You can half an attack by doing a heckler line before something something.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: It feels so right in Don's hand.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it feels so right in your hands.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, I am pretty good at dealing with hecklers.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_04: You're a better MC than I've always been.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_04: And you're not sure.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_03: He's not the fucking MC.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_03: I am.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, sorry.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_04: Give me that.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, well, fun moment lasted.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: I think no, no.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: Give it to Don.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_03: I think because you have so much charm and charisma.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's good if Don has that.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm just this fucking sack at the end.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm a dragon.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: Tom is holding up the pad that says Tom Yes.
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_03: Again.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_04: Tom remembers what was written now.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: No, no.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_04: No, thank you.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you for the horn of Heckwing.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, it's my pleasure.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_04: You owe me one forever now.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, now I see.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_04: It's an IOU.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_04: Just take it.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_04: What do you have?
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you, Bill.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it's a trade.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: You want a trade?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_04: Ooh, what do you owe?
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, what do I have in my inventory?
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_04: Not too much.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_04: Nope.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, hold on.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_04: This is pretty cool, but I don't see me ever using it.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_04: Don't even gonna let Bill choose.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather have the pipe of smoke monster?
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_04: While smoking this pipe, you can use an action to exhale puff or s nah, d nah Don't smoke.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_04: Don't keeping that.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_04: That's Don all over.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_04: Rival coin.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_04: If the coin lands on heads, you can force a creature that you can see within 60 feet of you to make a DC13 wisdom saving throw.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_04: On a failed save, it takes two D4 psychic damage and has disadvantage on the next attack roll if it makes before the end of its turn.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, give me your coin.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_04: I'll give you the rival coin.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_04: There you go.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_04: You've now spot Okay.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: Phanyus looks upon this dealing with pleasure because she knows this is strengthening men's mental health.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_05: There you go.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_05: It's nice, yeah.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know what that means, but yeah.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_05: Holding holding up tongue, yes, holding up tongue, yes.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_05: It's first time it's been properly.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_05: You know you're in the tunnels.
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_05: Mika's gonna tell you his what his plan of escape is.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika's like, I shouldn't show.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_05: I've got an airship.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_05: That's my plan.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_05: We need to get to my airship and we fly out at Ushplish.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_05: Fantastic.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_05: I love it.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_05: Fly.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_04: I love it a lot.
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: Do you have to explain flight to Bill?
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, I get it.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_04: But they got like I'm I'm I'm just I don't planes?
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, no.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think Bill has been on a plane before?
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_04: I think Bill has been on a plane, but I'm thinking, but this isn't exactly.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it doesn't say cruise ship team.
• 22:26
  unknown: Thank you.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_05: So blow the horn.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_05: Blow the horn.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_05: And D D does air shops, but it's basically like a pirate shop that's a good thing.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, air ship.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_04: I thought you said air strip.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_04: Well, there's a lot of people.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_04: I really did.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_04: I really thought we got to get to the air strip.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_04: But if you're saying ship, yeah, of course.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so it's like a pirate sharp.
• 22:47
  SPEAKER_04: I thought I really thought he said airstrip.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_04: We gotta get to it.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_03: No one's don't worry.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not mad at you.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_05: The airship, what is it?
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_05: Big balloon?
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's like a hot herbal and pirate ship.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_05: Like like the Hindenburg.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_05: A bit like that, but not as big.
• 23:02
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_03: And what's it what's it My hand is on the tom, no, ready.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_03: Ready.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_05: Mine's just on the tom, yeah.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika's saying that was that's the way he wants to try and escape, because he was like, well, we can just fly away.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, let's do it.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_05: Love it, love it, love it.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_05: Right, okay.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika is then like the problem is the airship is going to be in a very highly populated area.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_05: There's a I would say there's a there's a high likelihood we get caught going for this airship.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_05: It's in my opinion, it's the quickest and safest way out.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_05: But the issue is we may get caught.
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: By who?
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_05: The guards.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: They have airships?
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_04: No, they'll be in the city.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, where is the ship, then?
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_04: Where are you talking it?
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_04: Is it right in the city?
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's on the edge of the shitty.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_04: Can't okay, okay, okay.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_04: Is there another way?
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_04: Out?
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_04: Let's make a plan.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_04: What like can we get one person?
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe one person goes for the airship.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: Mayhaps the Chancellor.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_04: The Chancellor could go for the air.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_04: Hold on.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_04: Not that there's gonna be a high number of guards.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_03: They're not all gonna fall for Would you really notice if someone was a friend?
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_04: If worked on those policemen, is there anywhere else?
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_04: Right, how about this, right?
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_04: Please and just hear me out here.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't we do a Star Wars?
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_04: Immediately.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_04: Immediately.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_04: I literally said hear me out.
• 24:28
  SPEAKER_04: And with the the next line was something about Star Wars.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry, I pushed down the table really hard.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_04: Just please.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: I saw that like deja vu.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: I've saw it.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: You said hear me out.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I can't wait to see this not go forward.
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_04: Right, come on, right, come on, hear me out.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_04: Here's what about this?
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_04: No one's looking for Mika.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_04: No Mika's in no trouble.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_05: You assumed he's been seen my ears and obviously he was guarded last night.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_05: And he was been arrested for two weeks.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he was also in a ship.
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: No one's looking for my pseudo dragon.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_04: Rufford.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_04: Rooford isn't in trouble.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_05: Rooford.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_05: But can Rufford Can you fly a ship?
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika goes, and he's he's a cat.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's Meek's.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, Mika's like, he's a he's a size of a cat.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_05: He's not going to be able to steal and fly an air shot.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: Why don't you let Rooford speak for himself?
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_04: No, it can do his little bit.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_04: I got a great idea, man.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_04: Did anybody see Star Wars?
• 25:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_04: Remember the scene in Star Wars when they went to no when they went to they handcuffed Chewbacca as guards.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_04: And they brought like they brought the the Chewbacca into go and save Princess Leia.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_04: So why don't we pretend if you can you can change into a guard and say I'm bringing these wearers over I need to get them over there, and then once we get close to the ship to dart into the ship and fuck off.
• 26:03
  SPEAKER_03: Well we could keep it up until we get into the ship.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_04: You're taking us via the ship back into the city.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_04: Because this because they said it's on the edge of the city.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_04: Tom yeah, Tom big yes from me.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_04: I think that's a good plan.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_04: I think we if if we can guard ourselves uh c cover ourselves or uh make ourselves look like guards whilst cuffed and arrested, like you've made the arrest.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_04: But not really cover us in case.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_04: And now we're going bringing them back to the city because this it the you said the airship was on the edge of the side.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_04: I have a feeling something would happen.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_04: So the ship could so the ship could be going back into the city.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_04: I think that's our I think that's a good play.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_04: I'm holding up the Tom Yes.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_03: I think we should make that sign say Tom Yum.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_04: Tom E.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yum.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_04: And then you have Tom Yuck.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_04: I want a sign.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_04: Tom.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_04: You do you.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_05: Sort of the the altar self spell uh it requires concentration.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_05: Can we roll to see if that plan's good?
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: I can't tell what do you mean?
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_05: Can we roll to be like I can't just be like that's got a few instincts?
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_05: Is there like instincts or something?
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_05: I think it's if you want to roll like an inside.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_05: If you want roll insight, I'll tell you nine.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_05: Nine plus two, eleven.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_05: All I can tell you is you're gonna need a very high roll for that to succeed.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_05: And there's a lot of factors I could see being a problem.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_05: But there's factors anyway.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_04: There's there's no way doing this factorless.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: Can anyone let's just take a let's take a beat and look at all of our spells.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, good, good fucking plan.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I could become a spider and scuttle onto the ship.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_03: You could.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_03: I have an unseen servant.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_04: That's like what I was that was the other plan I was saying.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_04: And uh, Mika, is there any way to Okay, we can get the airship.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_04: If one of us can get to the airship and the other of us get outside the walls, and then whoever gets the airship can pick us up outside the city.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_04: Or what Gareth was going to say originally, but never got to say, because someone fucking was this it?
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck off.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_04: Well, that's what I was gonna say.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_04: If someone could get to the ship, take the ship, there must be another exit to this tunnel.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so Mika's like there's a way that will get us uh there's a tunnel that can get us into the forest.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_05: It's gonna be hard to get the ship near the forest, obviously, because trees, ship, flying, difficult, you know.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_05: So it's be tricky, but we need a minimum of two people to pilot the air ship.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_04: And Mika is wanted, he has been in jail.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_04: But you could dress like a spider and you could at least change into something.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_04: Easy.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_04: I could I think I can get on this ship easy.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_04: No one's gonna fucking notice a spider going through a crowd.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_04: No one.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_04: Or you could just be on uh Fanny's shoulder.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: As a guard.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_04: As a guard, yeah.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_04: And then do that, and then we I think a spider is more noticeable on a shoulder than.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_04: Well, plus they're also looking for a couple of things.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_04: Call me a spider.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_04: Call me crazy.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_03: You're crazy.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_04: Call me crazy.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_04: You're crazy.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_03: Hold it, wait.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_04: I didn't really mean it literally, but I might write a Kate and fuck off.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_03: On International Women's Day?
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's my second.
• 29:24
  SPEAKER_04: Is it an international women's day?
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_04: It is today.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_04: Today.
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_04: God, I wish I didn't say that to truth.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_04: Regrets.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_04: Regrets.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_04: No wonder she was.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_04: I made me while I watched my breakfast.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_04: I made my wife made me breakfast this morning.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_04: I got a big day.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_05: So you saw you what are you wanting to go forward with that?
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_04: I think no, right.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_04: So I think that plan is the best plan.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_04: Stealth onto the ship and then ship, meet the rest of the gang somewhere else.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_04: There must be a landing in the forest somewhere.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_04: Got to be.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_04: Who cares if we take out some trees?
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_04: Who gives a shit?
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_04: It's trees.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_04: But we yeah.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's do that.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so you're going out into the forest with Mika Sean, Mika, me.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_04: Is the little dragon coming?
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_03: I want Rufus to stay with me.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so me.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_03: He can fly on ship.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_04: Me, Fanny, and Rufus.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_04: Is it Rufus?
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Rufus.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_04: Rufus.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_04: Ruford, sorry.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_04: Me, Fanny, and Ruford will go get the ship.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_04: Me, Sean, Mika will meet you outside the city walls.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_04: In the forest.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_04: In the forest.
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_04: Good plan.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_05: I'm just ready.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_03: Let's not pick him up.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_04: Let's just start a new one.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I already know that.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_04: As soon as we get in the ship, we're kind of coast clear.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_02: We got like this.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_05: So.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_05: To Thornhold.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_05: He says, You said been back together for one episode, and then in the second episode, you said, let's split up again.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_05: But that's fine.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_03: No, we're gonna meet, we're gonna meet, we're gonna meet back up.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but how do you know where to meet back up?
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_05: That's the other thing.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_05: We'll look for trees.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_05: Mika has told well I actually because you wouldn't know he's coordinates.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_05: Mika will draw a map.
• 31:14
  SPEAKER_05: He's gonna have to roll for his, I don't know what the fuck.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_05: We'll send a survival signal.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_03: Mika's Mika's gonna.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_03: You know that thing where you you draw on someone's back and it's so cute.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Mika's gonna draw the map on my back and I'll like remember.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_04: No, you do it's the game doesn't get to dictate what Mika does.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_04: I thought it's a funny idea, so I'm gonna go with it.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_04: It's a very funny idea, but it should have been you that said that.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_04: I was I was rolling dices.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_04: I know, but she can't control Mika.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_04: I'm just trying to get a for the reddit.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_03: No one can control Mika.
• 31:46
  SPEAKER_03: He's his own man.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_04: She can't.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_04: But you've just drawn something on my fucking.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's Mika's idea.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_05: See, you don't get to meet it.
• 31:56
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika has drawn a map on the on Fanny's paper.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_05: He does.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_05: He does.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_04: I just think that's a stupid thing to do because there's no way she's gonna be able to know.
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_04: Like come on.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_04: How can I make it more clear?
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_04: Like, you're not gonna be able to do that.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_04: It's a Billy International Women's Day.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh shit.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_05: It's a collaborative game.
• 32:16
  SPEAKER_05: Kate has brought a suggestion to the table.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_05: We'll go in with a suggestion because I think it's funny.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_05: So she's drawing, he's drawing the map on Fanny's back.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_05: He got a 13, so it's not the best map, but you should be able to work it out.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_03: And he does it with like hot claws that's like burned into my skin.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my it's so much.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_04: It's so much, and it's all the time.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_04: It's so much.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh good morning.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_03: I've masturbated.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's not too much.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_04: Well for 30 seconds.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I just bathed a quick one off.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_03: What did you say?
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_03: Rip the head off it?
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_04: I may have said rip the head off.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_05: I don't recall then.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_05: So Mika's drawing the map.
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_05: They do split up.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_05: Can Rufford also give me a big cuddle?
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_05: Rufford doesn't hug you.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_04: See, how does it work if Mika?
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_04: Fanny just clicks her fingers and whatever Fanny wants.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_04: Don wants a hug and he can't get one.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_05: Ruffle goes, you stay the hell away from me, man.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_05: I don't I don't like your verb.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_05: Ask for a rab.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_03: Ask for a hug from your rat friend.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_05: He's long gone.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_05: Where is Ash?
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_05: You did leave Ashley Cole.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_05: I left Ashley Cole in the street.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: Ask for a hug from Mika.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_04: Mika?
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_04: Nope.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_04: I go over and give him a hug.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_04: Get the fuck out of here.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_04: I'll pick you up.
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_04: All right.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_03: He winks.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_03: He winked.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, Mika.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_04: I think we're standard, boy.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_04: Mika, you know, in case they don't come back, can we I ask Mika, in case they in case we get stranded, can we still get to the thing through the forest that we walked?
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_05: Uh yes, we we could go through the forest, but it's gonna be us on foot, so it's gonna be very difficult for us to get away safely.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, but it can be done.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_04: It it can be done, yes.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, okay, good.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, we always got that in the back.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_04: Can I 20% success rate?
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_05: Can I change it to a spider now?
• 34:16
  SPEAKER_05: Uh yep, you change it to spider and you're jumping on Fanny's shoulder.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_05: What do you want to change?
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_04: I think I'm just gonna scuttle because I d I think the shoulder's more noticeable.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because I'm not gonna step on you by accident.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: Get on my back.
• 34:27
  unknown: Okay.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_04: Got it.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_04: Well, fairly things are.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_06: Get on my shoulder.
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_03: The thing is, if you didn't have Mika with you, we might leave you behind, but we need Mika to get to the community.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_03: No, but we're not going to.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_04: Because of Mika.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_03: Because of Mika.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you know what?
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_04: It's good to have friends with you.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks for the heck, Lorn.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_04: See you later, buddy.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_03: I change into a guard, yeah.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_05: You change it to a guard.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_05: Do you want to describe what the guard looks like?
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_05: It's up to you.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_03: Um must.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_05: Let me guess.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_05: Let me guess.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_05: Attractive.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_05: Attractive.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_03: No, we don't want to draw too much attention.
• 35:07
  SPEAKER_03: So just like the most mid-man you can think of.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_04: So me.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_03: I just start.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_03: So he has dark hair.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_04: Wait a second, Gareth or Don.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_05: Both.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_04: Both.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_05: Either.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_05: You start walking to through the city.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_05: First to walked walk through the diamond district where everybody's like trying to repair shops and stuff like that.
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_05: Because Fanny let a goat was through that part of the Is the goat still alive, do you think?
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_05: You could that was what some things you didn't ask.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_05: You didn't ask about the werewolf and you didn't ask about the goats.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we're asking now, Liam.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_05: But there's no one here to answer those questions.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_04: I just hate how Liam just weaponizes us anything we don't ask.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, she might not remember FCD.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_00: You forgot to bring us up.
• 35:55
  SPEAKER_00: She know I'm fucking you with.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_04: It feels like I'm with two leal.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_05: So weird.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_05: Really good.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_05: So you're walking through the diamond.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_05: I turned into the dungeon.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_05: She didn't even have to roll.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_05: So you're walking through the diamond district.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_05: The thing about that ult-self spell is that you ha is you have to concentrate to do it.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_05: So if anything takes out your concentration, you will turn back into Fanny.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_04: Concentrate.
• 36:25
  unknown: God damn it.
• 36:26
  unknown: Focus.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm locked in.
• 36:28
  SPEAKER_03: Fanny's locked in.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_05: Kate looks really locked in right now.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: Kate, so we're walking.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_05: So you're walking, uh, you get you walk through the Bohemian district all the way to the other side of the city.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_05: That takes half an hour.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_05: So you've only got half an hour left of that sort of self-spell.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_05: Because so you manage to concentrate the whole time.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_05: But you're now at what looks like a kind of airship docking system.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_05: Like it's all there's a airstrip.
• 36:55
  SPEAKER_05: Well, I will call it an airstrip then.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_05: Cool.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_05: I knew it was a ship.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_05: It looks like a kind of harbour, but there's no water and it's in the air.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_05: And it's not a harbour.
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_05: The two features of a harbour.
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_03: You look you're mad at Liam, we get it.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_05: The wooden bits of a harbour where it's like just trying to be funny.
• 37:15
  SPEAKER_04: Just trying to be funny for the people.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_03: So you walk towards it as you're I picture our listeners, they're sitting there frowning.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_05: Just let them get there.
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_05: Stop interrupting them.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_05: As you get to this kind of harbour, but there's guards stationed around because you didn't show up for breakfast, so they know you have got out.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_05: So everybody's on high alert now.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_05: And also they know Ruford is part of the missing party.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_05: So they see you, a guard walking up with Rufford on your shoulder.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't no, he's flying.
• 37:52
  SPEAKER_05: Where's he fell where's he flying to?
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was about it.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_04: I said take riff.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_04: Did I not say Roof?
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_03: But Ruford can I said he can just fly on.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_05: Just fly on, you want him to fly on?
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_05: So how you get is how is Rufford just got up and flew to us without walking with you?
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_05: Right, okay.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_05: Well you've got something to say, Gareth?
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_05: Nope.
• 38:17
  SPEAKER_04: No notes.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh here's what here's what Gareth has to say.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_04: Scuttle noises.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_04: Put in scuttle noises.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_05: So they they'd see a gal bottom towards them.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_06: Hey, what what are you doing?
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_06: Wha wh why are you we are stationed here?
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_06: Who aren't you?
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_02: I have been ordered to check the ship.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_06: What ship?
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_06: There's hundreds of ships, you'll that one.
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_02: That one.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_02: What one?
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_04: Uh we will have probably got a number from me to ask me to.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_04: We didn't ask him to go.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_04: He will have got a number from the ship from the back.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_04: He wrote it on my back.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_04: He wrote it on my back.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:02
  SPEAKER_04: So I can read the back.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_05: I can read the back and say it's those about seven ships there, right?
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_05: It's F-91W.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_04: It's F-91W.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_05: You didn't.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_05: I'm sorry, you didn't ask.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_04: What ship are they guarding?
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_04: But this is what I didn't know.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_03: We didn't know he said there was gonna be a ship.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: He said he had it.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_04: And he will have said what ship it was.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_04: I can't what you mean.
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_04: He didn't ask.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_04: We also didn't do the fucking dragon flying thing, but you read that on that.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_04: Did Kate Dad say flying?
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_03: I did.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_03: From the beginning.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_03: You said Roofer, and I said no, he can just fly on.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Kate Dad say that.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_04: And but who cares?
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_04: Just get any ship.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_04: Any ship you can get on.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_04: Grab that one.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_03: I say uh the that this one.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: The one that's there.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_03: Right there, I'm pointing.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_06: Which one are you pointing?
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_06: I can't make that shit.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_03: I am going to look over every ship.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_03: I will start with the closest one.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_05: Can Don roll perception?
• 40:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, you can roll perception, yes.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_04: Just looking around.
• 40:07
  unknown: With his.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_04: Can I tell you what I'm rolling for first?
• 40:14
  SPEAKER_04: Liam.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_04: Can I tell you what I'm rolling for first?
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_03: Gareth, he's posting about this on Reddit.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_04: I'm wanting to look for uh identification codes.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_05: I've seen your role.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_05: I know that you got a bad.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I haven't rolled yet.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_04: That's what I rolled.
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_04: It's one better.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_05: You just see L ships.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_05: You've never seen an L ship like this before.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_05: Say red the red one.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_03: I've already said I'm to check all of them.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'm starting with the with the first one closest to us.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 40:42
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they will come with you then because if you're checking ships, you'll you might get in trouble.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_05: You'll need backup.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_05: Why why are they you're on your own?
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_05: What's going on?
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_05: This is procedural failures left and right here.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_03: Isn't that just the way it is?
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_03: You're not here.
• 40:58
  SPEAKER_05: I know I uh uh that's administration, it's going down the toilet.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm working overtime.
• 41:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're getting overtime?
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_03: No, but I'm working overtime.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not getting it scab?
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_02: Are you a scab?
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_02: Working overtime for no overtime hours?
• 41:16
  SPEAKER_03: Uh they've threatened to kill my family.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_05: I'm phoning the union.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_03: Go phone the union.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_05: Uh so phoning and this whether it does he just pulls out a massive horn and he shouts, unions!
• 41:31
  SPEAKER_06: Fucking heck.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_04: Uh no, before he does that, can I can I wreck on that?
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_04: Just right before he uses the horn.
• 41:37
  SPEAKER_04: Well, what do I do?
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_04: Use my heckler horn to try and put him down.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_04: That's not an attack.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_05: He's not attacking, he's just shouting at someone.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_04: No, fuck it.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_04: We're fucked.
• 41:46
  SPEAKER_04: We're fucked.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_04: We're so fucked.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_04: Why don't you get them in the ship and then kill them there?
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_04: Well, because the union's on the way.
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_03: I say, while we're waiting for the union, I will begin checking the ship.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_05: I I can't I I'm forming a picket line here.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_05: You're not getting on those ships.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_05: If you're working overtime and not taking overtime else, you're fucking us all over this guards.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_03: Liam, you son of a bitch, you're really fucking making this real tricky for me.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_03: To concentrate, I say, you're right, I will form the picket line with you.
• 42:19
  SPEAKER_03: And then I walk to the side and I wait for everyone.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, we're all forming the picket line.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm I just keep I keep walking to the end of the line until I can sneak away and get on the first ship.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 42:30
  SPEAKER_05: Uh roll my stealth.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_05: I can't even do anything.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_05: I'm a fucking spider.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_03: You can get on it.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, you get oh dude.
• 42:38
  SPEAKER_03: I'm at 22 for stealth.
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_03: We're fucking, we're doing it.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_05: So you there's a big commotion in Union and I they're like, what's going on?
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_05: They're like, it's people working overtime hours and they're not getting paid overtime.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_05: And they're like, what, what?
• 42:51
  SPEAKER_05: This is gifts, this is ridiculous.
• 42:52
  SPEAKER_05: There's picket there's signs being made, and in this commotion you've managed to pass through, and you're now onto the bad.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_05: You're onto the dock and the boats are there, but you still need to work out which airship you're taking.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_03: Does it matter which airship?
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_05: Mika will have told us what one to go for.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_05: He didn't ask.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_03: Mika's a little But he was distracted because he was so tired because you're fucking snoring.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_04: What about this?
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_04: What about this?
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_04: Wouldn't one like I'm not there, but wouldn't one of the ships look different from the other ones?
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_04: Like that's what I'm saying.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, can I roll perception?
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, do you want to do that?
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_04: Like 12 plus 416.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, and then eleven plus four fifteen.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_05: Right, okay.
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_05: So there's six ships, there's ones that kind of look like you there's the same kind of branding and c kind of colouring as the guards.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_04: So you you just can one ship just be called uh big girls, you are beautiful, Christine.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_04: And I go, Dad's makers.
• 43:51
  SPEAKER_05: Uh we'll see.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_05: We'll see how I describe the rest of them.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_05: Uh then so that's three of them.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_05: Three of them look like guard ships.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_05: Then there's another two well there's another three.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_05: So one of them is kind of like it's very run down.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_05: You can see there's kind of a lot of patches over like the big kind of balloon bit and it looks kind of cobbled together.
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_05: There's another one that looks like very kind of unassuming, it's got a black bla black balloon and it's got like a kind of orange kind of flakes through the kind of flicks through the kind of paintwork of the rest of the boat.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_05: It's got barrels on it, it's got nets and stuff like that.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_05: And then you get to the last boat, and it's the kind of flashiest boat of all of them.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_06: What do we know about Miko?
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_03: Dragon.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, so the the burlap's trousers.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_04: Is that all we know?
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_04: That's all I've been looking at.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_04: Do we know what he does?
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_04: Well I can tell you what he does with his uh thumb.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_04: Uh no.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_04: Like no, like look, would he be using nets in his line of work?
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_03: He's been netting nets.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 45:07
  SPEAKER_03: He's dragging.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_05: Because one of them has nets.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_05: So there's one with a black balloon that has like barrows.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_03: There's one that's he said it had orange flex throughout the paintwork.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: Did he?
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_05: And then there's one that's very run down.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_05: There's patchworks all over the balloon.
• 45:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 45:25
  SPEAKER_03: What does a patchwork one have on board?
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_05: It's very sparse.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_05: It's got a lot of things.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_05: Like ropes and like kind of like there's like different kind of tools and stuff like that.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_05: Let's go for that one.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_05: Let's go for the orange one.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: The patchworky?
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's there's the patchworky one and then the orange one with barrels on it and nets.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_05: And then there's the last one which is like really flashy.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_05: It's all very kind of pristine.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_05: Black balloons, not makeup.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_05: Flashy, pristine.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_03: I think patchwork.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_04: I think orange.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_04: Orange just a black look.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're you're Oh, really?
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_04: I haven't listened.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_04: Too busy.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_03: You're crazy.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_03: I think we go for the patchwork one because they're they're this is a group of this is a group of rebels.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_04: Genuinely.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_04: So if you know about the interior of it, you said it's got an orange strip through it.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_04: No, orange orange kind of flay off through the paint through the actual boat.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_03: The black balloon one has orange protection.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_04: But you said Mika's ship had that.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_04: You said Mika said that.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_05: Mika didn't tell you anything about the boat because you didn't ask.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_04: So why don't you go on your hunch, the patchwork once, and I'll go on my hunch, the black balloon orangey running through it once.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_04: Liam looks so stressed right now.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_04: But why?
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_04: Why is that stressful?
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_04: Because you haven't got the time.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_04: What time is it?
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_03: But like I think we go on the patchwork one together.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_05: It's up to you is what you do.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_05: I can't tell you is what you do.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_03: We go on the patchwork one.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_03: We can always switch.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_03: We can always switch, but if we split up, we're fucked.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_04: I have to follow you makes me want to go my own way.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_03: I know, but you need to overcome that.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_03: You need to overcome your hatred of women.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_04: Seeing as it is International Women's Day, I will uh what's the word I'm looking for?
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_04: Succumb.
• 47:12
  SPEAKER_04: I will succumb to the wrong.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_03: So you're calling me a succubus?
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_04: I will succumb to the women's orders and I will go, on this day I grant you, I will follow you.
• 47:21
  SPEAKER_04: But for the record, I want to be going over to that black belly.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_03: I think this one will be I'm a spider.
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_04: I can't fucking say anything.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_05: Actually, too.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_05: You can't you can't communicate with each other.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm a spider.
• 47:31
  SPEAKER_05: I can't say anything, actually.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_03: So I've I'm not sure.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_05: I'm just a useless pawn.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_05: Well you can still do stuff.
• 47:37
  SPEAKER_05: You could try and meme, but you're gonna need to do it right now.
• 47:40
  SPEAKER_05: And I'll succumb the spider succumbs.
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_05: The spider is just succumbs.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_05: You still going on the patchwork on you walk on it and there is four bug belled war else on the boat and they're going they're you obviously you're still dressed up as a guard.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_06: So they're like, Why why are you on a boat?
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_06: What's going on?
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_06: Kill kill.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_03: I say I'm doing inspections on orders of the Chancellor.
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_06: We work for the Chancellor.
• 48:14
  SPEAKER_06: Why is he wanting to inspect our boat?
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_06: There have been escapees of prisoners.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: Relax.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_03: Whose boat is this?
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: Then I trust there's no one on here, and we leave.
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_04: We should get the fuck out of here.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_04: This is the wrong boat.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_03: We walk off.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: We go to the black balloon orange boat.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_05: So roll me uh we'll say it's stealth.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_03: Nineteen.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so they go they go, oh that was very old, wasn't it?
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_05: Alright.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_05: And then you just get off the boat.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_05: So you've got the three other boats.
• 48:52
  SPEAKER_05: Well, you've got five other boats.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_05: You've got three.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_05: You've got three that look like guard boats.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_05: Then you've got the flashy boat, then you've got the boat the boat with the black balloon.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: We're going with the black balloon.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_03: Black balloon.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, now he looks just a black.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_04: Why doesn't this Oh shit?
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_04: Spider go in and check first.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_04: I said that.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_04: And guess what happened?
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_04: I got a fucking sigh from the DM.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_01: If we get split up.
• 49:18
  SPEAKER_05: I was a bit splitting up, I was sighing a bit.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_05: I was not a bit what you're doing.
• 49:22
  SPEAKER_05: I was like, oh we will split we split the group so many different ways.
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, well that's fine.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_03: We go on the black balloon boat.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_05: You go on there, and you are greeted by fucking hell.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_05: We're gonna be greeted by a dragon.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_05: You're greeted by kind of they're like coyote human like people.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_05: They look like a kind of coyote humanoid kind of person.
• 49:46
  SPEAKER_05: And they're looking at you and they're what are you doing on that boat?
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_05: Babs.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_04: Baby.
• 49:55
  SPEAKER_04: Baby.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_03: We I am uh searching the boats because we've lost prisoners.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: Who whose boat is this?
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_06: This is my boat.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_06: I am a tradesman.
• 50:07
  SPEAKER_06: I trade stuff in the sea.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go about your business.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_04: It's gonna be the fucking flashy one.
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_04: Does Mika turn to me and go, Fuck, I forgot to tell him what we got?
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_03: Cut to Tom with me.
• 50:25
  SPEAKER_05: They'll know I'm a flashy guy.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_05: So we'll we'll cut to Tom and stuff.
• 50:30
  SPEAKER_05: You come out the tunnels with Mika and Sean.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_05: You said in the sewers, you're walking through the sewers.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_04: Hey, what uh so I go, uh, so hey Mika, what does your boat look like anyways?
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, I've got a very flashy boat.
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_05: You look flashy.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_04: They wouldn't think that.
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_04: You know, they'd be so dumb to think that your boat wasn't flashy.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_05: Flash, I don't have a lot of things in life.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_05: So I really like to treat myself with my boat, you know.
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_05: It's the one thing I actually care about.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_04: What kind of boat?
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_04: What kind of boat?
• 50:59
  SPEAKER_04: Like, can you describe the boat to me?
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's it's the latest, it's the latest and newest boat you can get.
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_05: That that balloon, pure nitrogen.
• 51:08
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, that thing.
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_04: You know what?
• 51:10
  SPEAKER_04: If I know my guys, they'll definitely spot it right away.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_04: So don't you worry, Mika.
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_04: Like at the airship.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_04: So is it just your boat at the airship?
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, it's a harbor, so there's lots of boats still.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_05: Well, they'll get it.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_05: We should have probably shifted them which one my boat is.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 51:31
  SPEAKER_05: We just got caught up, you know.
• 51:33
  SPEAKER_05: We're so busy with escaping.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_04: Well, you know what, Mika?
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_04: We're okay.
• 51:37
  SPEAKER_05: We're all right, that's the main thing.
• 51:38
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we'll go fucking hang out in the can.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_04: So so listen, what um so what so Mika, where are we where are we heading then, Mika?
• 51:48
  SPEAKER_04: Where should we go?
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_05: We can use we're gonna have to use we're gonna have to take a ride through the sewer.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_05: We're gonna have to jump in the sewer.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, no worries.
• 51:56
  SPEAKER_05: Get shot out the side of the castle.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_05: We love the sewers.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_05: Hey Sean, how are you doing, by the way?
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_05: Uh Sean just gives you a nice big thumbs up.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_05: He's he's enjoying himself.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_05: He's not had anything to do in a while.
• 52:07
  SPEAKER_05: He's so uh he he walks you to the like the edge of like the sewers, and it's like basically like a big kind of archway that just shoots straight down into almost like a kind of moat thing surrounding the outside of the out of another winter.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_05: And he just goes, it's gonna be a big jump.
• 52:26
  SPEAKER_05: Let's do it.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_05: Alright, uh so roll acrobatics.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'm speeding this up so fast, like speed.
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_05: May I make his adventure?
• 52:36
  SPEAKER_03: You ran into my thing.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, eleven.
• 52:38
  SPEAKER_05: Eleven, right.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_05: Plus eight.
• 52:41
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know how it is.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_05: Plus eight.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_03: What are we doing?
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_05: It's for it's uh Mika, Sean, and which Acrobatics.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_05: Plus two.
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_04: Plus two, so happy next day.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_02: Happy feminist days.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_03: Feminist days, sweet cheeks.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_03: Just to let it let it be known I'm getting water because I've been thinking about it for a while, not because of what was just said.
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_05: But it will you roll, jump down, and you're fine.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_05: That's all good.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_05: Sean jumps, Sean falls really hard because it's quite a drop and Sean's broke his leg.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_05: And then Mika goes, and I'll tell you how Mika does.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_05: What I'm just here on my own now?
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_05: What Mika Mika's fine, Mika's alright, but Sean's hurt his leg.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_05: Luckily, Sean well no sure.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_05: Sean does make noise, he just doesn't speak, so I'm gonna have to do myself now.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_05: Because he might if he screams really loud, he's gonna alert guards.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_01: So this is gonna shut the fuck up.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_06: Sean, shut the fuck up.
• 53:51
  SPEAKER_04: My leg is shut the fuck.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_04: Do you choose now to speak for the first time?
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_05: Sean got a four.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_05: Sean has alerted several guards.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_05: Sean's got a four.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_05: Uh-oh.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_05: Big uh oh.
• 54:04
  SPEAKER_05: So Big uh.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_05: Let me just quickly roll.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, bore my dice, whatever.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_05: Five behind five guards immediately know where you are.
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_05: You see them, they were on the kind of outside of the city because obviously you just didn't show up to breakfast.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_05: So they were like How far away are they?
• 54:21
  SPEAKER_05: Right now they're about 50 feet away.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_05: There's five of them coming.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_05: Uh you can take five.
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_05: We haven't done any violence on this episode.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_04: You should fight them.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_05: Every episode needs a bit of violence.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm gonna cause Sean's broken his leg, every attack, Sean makes gonna be with disadvantage.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_05: Can we does it look like we can run?
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_04: Like, can is there like I'm looking around going, is this about to be a fight?
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_04: Or can I is there any like what like am I in a moat?
• 54:56
  SPEAKER_04: What's happened?
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_04: Am I in a moat?
• 54:58
  SPEAKER_05: So you're on the Where am I?
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_05: You're on the edge of a moat.
• 55:02
  SPEAKER_05: Sean is in the moat with a broken leg.
• 55:04
  SPEAKER_05: There's five there's five guards running towards you.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_05: They're about 50 feet away from you, so it's up to you what you do.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I'm going to cast my I'm going to cast my uh minor illusions.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, what are you gonna cast with that?
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna cast it that that there's another splash that they hear like whatever where the other side is.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_04: But I'm gonna go, I want it to be.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_04: If you're west, they hear it easterly.
• 55:39
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, they're gonna hear it easterly, going, we we're gonna get out of here or whatever.
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_04: You know what I mean?
• 55:43
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna Okay.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so I want to create uh distraction.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah, a total distraction.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_04: I guess I can uh make it an actual voice of maybe the guards going, they're all the people that have escaped are over here.
• 55:57
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so you do that, two of them fall for it, the other three stay uh stay the course, but in the next turn the other two are gonna join.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_05: So you've got three of them still running at you.
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so they're gone.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna grab my bag.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_04: Sean can still fight.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Sean can fight.
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_04: Kind of, but he's gonna have disadvantage.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I don't know how good fucking Mika is.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_04: He's a dragon, though, right?
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_04: You got this.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_04: I'm so confident.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_04: And remember, we're coming to pick you up.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_04: You couldn't even find us.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_04: You couldn't fell us.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_04: It's a two-way street.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna have to be a big one.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_04: I'm grabbing my first thing I'm grabbing is out of the back.
• 56:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, by the way, my boat is the newest mod.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 56:41
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I gotta make a big one.
• 56:42
  SPEAKER_03: Which is weird because I'm trying to be incognito.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_05: So I gotta roll a D8 for the back.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_03: Eight?
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_05: A giant elk.
• 56:50
  SPEAKER_05: This is really bad.
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_05: Like roll roll a D6.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_05: Bad for who?
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_04: Bad for who.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_05: Uh we'll find out.
• 56:55
  SPEAKER_05: Bad for who.
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_04: This is really bad for me?
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_04: No, I don't think so.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_04: We've killed guards before, yeah.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_05: Roll a D6.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_05: Six.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 57:05
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_05: They the elk so the giant elk is the best thing in the bag, but it's a really high-level thing.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_05: So the mechanic that was put in place for that was if you rolled a fucking odd number, it would be on your side.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_05: If you rolled an even number, it was against you.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_02: Tom.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_02: Tom.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_02: Bill.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_04: We've loved having you on the podcast.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks.
• 57:31
  SPEAKER_04: We surrendered.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks for the fans.
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_04: We will go on without you.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_05: The way you can get around this is you need to try and you can either try and kill it or get it back into the bag.
• 57:43
  SPEAKER_05: Oh no, this is fucking hellish.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_03: Can we use charisma?
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_05: You can try and persuade it back into the bag, eh?
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_03: Bill, you're really good at persuade.
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_03: You hear our voices in your head.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_03: Bill, you're really good at persuading.
• 57:57
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I'm well gonna have to, right?
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_04: Like can you just try and kill it or you can try to.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_04: No, I got three guards and it.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_04: It's really powerful, as well.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_04: He said.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's very powerful.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm gonna persuade it.
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's try that.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 58:11
  SPEAKER_04: Right, don't let's take a beat here.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck that.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_04: This is gonna no.
• 58:16
  SPEAKER_04: I'm eventually gonna surrender these people.
• 58:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you yeah.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I mean, we might all fucking end up there for Christ's sake, but we're in a fancy airship, shouldn't it?
• 58:26
  SPEAKER_04: Not yet.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_04: And also, it's not like we went on four others before going, who are you?
• 58:33
  SPEAKER_05: What's your reason for being here?
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_04: What ship is this?
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_04: That checks out.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_04: Good day, sir.
• 58:37
  SPEAKER_05: You could have also just gone to the guy, oh, we've been told to search.
• 58:41
  SPEAKER_05: Should have could have.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I said every time, Liam.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_05: No, you said as he was like, Whose ship are you here for?
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_05: And then you kept on going that ship.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_05: You didn't go, we're here to search Mika's ship.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, why didn't we do that?
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, because I thought that would raise suspicion.
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_03: But but you're a guard.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_03: Mika's.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's done now.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_03: Why are we thinking about it?
• 58:58
  SPEAKER_04: No, I'm fighting an elk that I let lose.
• 59:01
  SPEAKER_04: Let's stay on point here.
• 59:02
  SPEAKER_04: Let's stay on point here.
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_04: Good luck.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_04: Good luck, comrade.
• 59:05
  SPEAKER_04: Good luck.
• 59:06
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, dear, whatever that is.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_04: I did not persuade the elk.
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_03: Wait, wait, plus, plus, plus.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_04: Plus, plus ten.
• 59:14
  SPEAKER_04: It's an animal, right?
• 59:16
  SPEAKER_03: Plus six.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_03: Fourteen.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_03: Fourteen.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_05: It's not bad.
• 59:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's not bad, Liam.
• 59:20
  SPEAKER_05: He's gonna do a wisdom saving throat.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_05: The issue is he is very wise.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_03: The elk is Tom, why would you make him so wise?
• 59:26
  SPEAKER_05: He's got a natural twenty.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking.
• 59:29
  SPEAKER_05: No, he hasn't.
• 59:30
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck it.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_04: We fuck it.
• 59:31
  SPEAKER_04: You know what?
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_04: Let's go.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_04: He fucking has.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_04: Let's go.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_04: He has.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_04: He's got a natural 20.
• 59:35
  SPEAKER_04: Let's go.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_04: We're fighting all of them.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck it.
• 59:37
  SPEAKER_04: Let's go.
• 59:38
  SPEAKER_04: Come on, Sean.
• 59:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, Jesus.
• 59:41
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_05: Everybody roll initiative.
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_05: Me?
• 59:44
  SPEAKER_05: No, Tom and D20.
• 59:46
  SPEAKER_02: Just Tom.
• 59:47
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 59:48
  SPEAKER_04: Everybody, nah.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_04: No, that's not a good one.
• 59:50
  SPEAKER_02: You stopped it from going off the table.
• 59:52
  SPEAKER_04: It's a 12.
• 59:55
  SPEAKER_04: Nah, bruv.
• 59:57
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you for the people you've brought to the podcast.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_04: We appreciate Tom's fans.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_04: Please stick around when Tom inevitably leaves.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_03: Tom has necromancing capabilities.
• 1:00:07
  SPEAKER_04: What's that?
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 1:00:08
  SPEAKER_04: What did you get, Tom?
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_04: Uh what did I get?
• 1:00:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, we don't even know, so re-roll.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_04: I don't even know.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_03: Twelve.
• 1:00:17
  SPEAKER_03: You can bring yourself back from the you can bring yourself back from the dead, can't you?
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_04: He has cure wounds.
• 1:00:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and so do you.
• 1:00:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not gonna use it on it.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_04: Giant.
• 1:00:28
  SPEAKER_04: I just played dumb.
• 1:00:29
  SPEAKER_04: But I'm actually super perfect.
• 1:00:31
  SPEAKER_04: I wouldn't know what side it's on, anyways.
• 1:00:34
  SPEAKER_04: What would it how would an elk know?
• 1:00:37
  SPEAKER_04: Because it's a magic bag.
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but I also have speak with animals.
• 1:00:42
  SPEAKER_05: If you were a giant, but I don't does it connect.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_04: In that beast or does it something he is questioning zero.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 1:00:50
  SPEAKER_05: So you're up first, Tom, anyway, so it's up to you.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, here's what I gotta do.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
• 1:00:57
  SPEAKER_04: Grab Sean, I'm gonna throw him at him.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm gonna run with See it a bit, Sean.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_04: He's got a broken leg.
• 1:01:07
  SPEAKER_04: We'll rescue you later.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 1:01:11
  SPEAKER_04: Tom, I think your instincts overall for this game have maybe been the best.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_04: That was diabolic.
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_04: Why?
• 1:01:18
  SPEAKER_04: Why?
• 1:01:19
  SPEAKER_04: Why?
• 1:01:20
  SPEAKER_04: We're gonna get murdered here.
• 1:01:21
  SPEAKER_03: Sean has saved our ass like 100% of the time.
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_04: No, you're not gonna get murdered here.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_04: You're not.
• 1:01:26
  SPEAKER_04: Of course I'm gonna get murdered here.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_04: There's a fucking vicious elk.
• 1:01:31
  SPEAKER_04: Three guards, two guards coming.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know what Mika can do.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_04: I've got a guy with a broken fucking.
• 1:01:38
  SPEAKER_04: You're not gonna die.
• 1:01:39
  SPEAKER_04: You're not gonna die.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_04: And I've got some balls, man.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_04: Have some balls.
• 1:01:45
  SPEAKER_04: I'm the most courageous little spider that this game's seen.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_05: So just fight it, man, throwing Sean and running away.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_05: Do you want to say anything to Sean before you start running away?
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_04: Uh Sean, can you uh take?
• 1:02:02
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, dude, I don't know, man.
• 1:02:04
  SPEAKER_04: You can't throw Sean.
• 1:02:06
  SPEAKER_04: That's I don't know.
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_04: This is a battle I can't win, dude.
• 1:02:11
  SPEAKER_04: You don't know that.
• 1:02:12
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like we should surrender.
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_04: The dice is.
• 1:02:14
  SPEAKER_04: You're not there.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_04: You're not there.
• 1:02:15
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like we should surrender, man.
• 1:02:17
  SPEAKER_04: You can talk about it.
• 1:02:18
  SPEAKER_04: You can talk to each other and come up with it.
• 1:02:20
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like we should surrender, man.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_04: I I feel this is a out of because I know that one guard was pretty uh tough, man.
• 1:02:28
  SPEAKER_04: Well then do that.
• 1:02:29
  SPEAKER_04: Don't throw Sean to it.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_04: Just surrender.
• 1:02:31
  SPEAKER_04: You surrendering?
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_04: Well, what's the worst they're gonna do?
• 1:02:33
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck, we're gonna go back.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:02:37
  SPEAKER_03: If the elk wasn't there, I think it would be fine.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_03: You could beat them.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_03: But you made an elk with extreme abilities.
• 1:02:44
  SPEAKER_05: Did you so you are you surrendering?
• 1:02:48
  SPEAKER_05: We can surrender to the elk the elves.
• 1:02:52
  SPEAKER_04: Like we could probably escape.
• 1:02:54
  SPEAKER_05: I can tell I can tell you what will happen if you surrender if that makes it a bit easier for you.
• 1:02:58
  SPEAKER_05: What's that?
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_05: If you surrender, they'll the gut some guards will come and take you.
• 1:03:03
  SPEAKER_05: You won't be able to fight back though, and they'll take you back to the palace and then they'll shoot in a bunch of other guards to come and deal with this elk.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_05: So you'll just go back to the palace if that's the one.
• 1:03:12
  SPEAKER_03: Back to the palace?
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_03: It's not good, man.
• 1:03:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but we can escape again.
• 1:03:18
  SPEAKER_04: But we're already on this year.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_04: And you're in the palace.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, bad.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
• 1:03:24
  SPEAKER_03: I think you should run.
• 1:03:26
  SPEAKER_05: If you run, you have to leave Sean.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_05: That's the only thing.
• 1:03:29
  SPEAKER_05: Or you're gonna have to carry him and you're gonna have to run the disadvantage.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_05: Or fight.
• 1:03:35
  SPEAKER_04: Why are you doing why are you?
• 1:03:37
  SPEAKER_04: You haven't fought these guards, man.
• 1:03:40
  SPEAKER_04: It's three guards.
• 1:03:42
  SPEAKER_04: I so think you got it.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, the elk's the problem.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  SPEAKER_04: I'm not yeah.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_04: The elk is a bit of a fucking it's a bother that it's here.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_04: But outside of that, you got it, man.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_04: And you can re-roll Charisma to try and get him back into the bag later.
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_04: You can re-roll that.
• 1:03:59
  SPEAKER_04: And you've got a plus six.
• 1:04:01
  SPEAKER_04: So if you roll like a 12, you're golden.
• 1:04:04
  SPEAKER_04: I've got a broken leg guy.
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah.
• 1:04:08
  SPEAKER_04: I I I think I am going to.
• 1:04:11
  SPEAKER_04: I actually can't believe I'm here.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_04: Dude! I actually can't believe I'm here.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_04: Dude! Shut up, I'm gonna die.
• 1:04:17
  SPEAKER_04: This is this is so what not I I expected from you.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_04: You want me to fight?
• 1:04:23
  SPEAKER_04: Clearly, I do, yes.
• 1:04:27
  SPEAKER_01: But you can die.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_04: You're not gonna die.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_04: Behave.
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_04: This is Farrelly's baby.
• 1:04:33
  SPEAKER_04: He's not gonna kill the most powerful person he has on the podcast.
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_04: Me and Kate, we can die.
• 1:04:41
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know, man.
• 1:04:42
  SPEAKER_04: He ain't killing Tom State.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_04: Quite about you.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_04: Well, okay.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_05: What do you want to do, bro?
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_05: I I think we should surrender.
• 1:04:51
  SPEAKER_05: I think that's just very bad.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_05: I think we're in a real shit situation here.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_05: When we do, don't tell the others.
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  SPEAKER_05: We'll never speak of this.
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  SPEAKER_05: We'll say we fought and lost.
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  SPEAKER_05: We fought and lost.
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  SPEAKER_05: Sean nearly died.
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  SPEAKER_05: We'll share it.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Sean we'll blame us all on Sean.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, let's do that.
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  SPEAKER_04: They don't know fuck all.
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  SPEAKER_04: So when we see them again, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_05: So Bill Futler raises his hands in the air.
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  SPEAKER_01: Dude.
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  SPEAKER_05: Do my no So he raises his hands in the air, and so does Mika.
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  SPEAKER_05: So does Sean.
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  SPEAKER_05: We surrender and surrender, help us.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Three guards run and grab all you.
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  SPEAKER_05: The other two guards start shouting, they go and take on Dude.
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  SPEAKER_04: I wish they could turn into a fish and swim away, man.
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  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_04: Dude, did you think this is mine?
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  SPEAKER_04: I so do.
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  SPEAKER_04: You think you think that fucking everybody we got?
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  SPEAKER_04: If Sean was, I'm worried about my buddy Sean.
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  SPEAKER_04: You were about to throw him and run away a minute ago.
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  SPEAKER_04: A minute ago.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_05: So you get taken back to the palace, you're back in the throne room.
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  SPEAKER_05: Taz is sitting on the throne, standing next to him as a Chancellor.
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  SPEAKER_05: And the Chancellor's like, uh, I told you we should have arrested them when we had the chancellor.
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  SPEAKER_05: Let's arrest them now.
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  SPEAKER_05: Taz goes, No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_05: Pardon, pardoned again, pardoned again for all the crimes you commit and never went.
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  SPEAKER_05: Oh, it's all good.
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  SPEAKER_05: Uh see, we can't arrest them.
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  SPEAKER_05: What would we arrest them for?
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  SPEAKER_05: They're pardoned.
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  SPEAKER_05: At that point.
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  SPEAKER_05: I was taken hostage by Mika.
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  SPEAKER_03: You fucking rat.
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  SPEAKER_05: At that point, though, the doors are so cowardice.
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  SPEAKER_04: It's not cowardice.
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  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna miss my Mika couldn't do anything.
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  SPEAKER_05: The doors of the palace actually, that is so I called him an old bastard.
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  SPEAKER_05: So the doors of the palace fly open as the Chancellor says, uh well, there must be something we can arrest them for.
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  SPEAKER_05: The doors fly open.
• 1:07:09
  SPEAKER_05: A very small but hardly woman walks through the doors and says, They should be arrested for murder.
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  SPEAKER_05: They murdered my husband, Derek Littlehammer.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you.
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  SPEAKER_05: Lady.
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  SPEAKER_05: Liar.
• 1:07:25
  SPEAKER_05: And the Chancellor says, Yes, a murder committed in.
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  SPEAKER_05: She goes, Four note.
• 1:07:32
  SPEAKER_05: They killed him in Fournode.
• 1:07:34
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, we did kill him.
• 1:07:35
  SPEAKER_04: We saw down, Jeff.
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  SPEAKER_04: We saw it.
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  SPEAKER_04: I forgot.
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  SPEAKER_04: Up the steps.
• 1:07:38
  SPEAKER_04: We just test the step, test the step, test it, your day step over the biggest.
• 1:07:43
  SPEAKER_03: But most of But to be fair, most of those times we just use his dead body to test.
• 1:07:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because we murdered him.
• 1:07:52
  SPEAKER_03: He murdered himself.
• 1:07:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So how many people died because of him?
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  unknown: True.
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  SPEAKER_04: What I want to do is I want to get back to the jail.
• 1:08:01
  SPEAKER_04: Well, good news.
• 1:08:03
  SPEAKER_05: So I can get out again.
• 1:08:05
  SPEAKER_05: So it's good sadly, it's the end going to be the end of this episode.
• 1:08:09
  SPEAKER_05: The next episode, uh, you're gonna have to stand trial for murder.
• 1:08:19
  SPEAKER_04: Thanks so much for listening, everyone.
• 1:08:20
  SPEAKER_04: Just a few quick shout-outs before we wrap up the episode.
• 1:08:23
  SPEAKER_04: First of all, a big shout out to the person who designed our image, uh, Kitty Fresland R.
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  SPEAKER_04: Alan Orr, who did the theme music, and last but certainly not least, John Stables, who does all of our sound production and editing, and there's a lot of work to stuff to sit through that.
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  SPEAKER_04: So thank you, John Allen.