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We're the Feds · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: A worried person came to me, said POTA's cop to inside trading on TV.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_00: As America's watchdogs, we're the ones who make sure night.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: One thing that all gets done.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_00: We're the feds.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_00: We're sleeping in our beds.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_00: Another deal, then it's not.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Seems oil futures are really hot.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Someone buys and sells on cue.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: Almost like they already knew.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: But we're the fits.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_00: We're sleeping in our beds.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_00: We protect the country from every criminal jerk.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_00: Unless the jerk's Republican, then we go to sleep at work.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: I just heard the police kids own a little business that got federal bids.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_00: Something in there sure seems wrong, but they're on our cuff, so we go along where the fizz.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: We're sleeping in our beds.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: What is this?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: Some Olympic fool took a photograph of the reflecting pool.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_00: Sound the alarm.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_00: This is our time.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: Finally, we get to solve a major crime.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: Where the feds ordered out of our beds.