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Saltsa · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Pretty dang good day today.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sunshine 76.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like excellent.
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  SPEAKER_02: Actually, today is the last good day for a couple days because it's going to rain for the next couple days.
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  SPEAKER_02: But then we're back to great on Friday.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it's like, oh current.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're going clamping this weekend.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't wait.
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  SPEAKER_02: Elmira drive in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Toy Story 5.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tell me that's not the place.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you got kids and stuff like that, where you know, well, well, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's going to be jam-packed.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I think it's going to be adults and kids because you have to think about Toy Story has spanned, what, 20 some years?
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  SPEAKER_02: 25 years, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: 25 years.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which means it has been something that you grew up with, your kids are now growing up with.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I I've watched at least three of the Toy Stories in theaters, so it's almost something you have to do.
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  SPEAKER_01: The only one I didn't see in theaters was four.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember which one four was about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, me neither, because I didn't see it.
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  SPEAKER_01: God, I forgot.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I remember seeing three in Omnimax.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: Although it's not one of these, like I'm gonna want to see a big action movie in a theater or something like that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I could easily do a drive-in for Toy Story 5.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think I would probably want to do it both ways because I I think it's gonna be that good.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think it's gonna be huge.
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  SPEAKER_02: Have you heard of Salsa?
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  SPEAKER_01: Salsa.
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  SPEAKER_01: Salsa.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not the dance.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's salsa.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I was thinking, is that like a polka dance and salsa at the same time?
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  SPEAKER_02: Never mind.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it's salsa.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, this woman is going viral because her favorite snack is salsa.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that's where you dip your salty chip in more salt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, not for me.
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  SPEAKER_02: At first, I was thinking, are they talking like ruffles?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because to me, that has the perfect ratio of salt.
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  SPEAKER_02: I need no extra salt on, you know, your average brand.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, it's what she describes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And now I'm sitting here going, I can relate to this and I'll tell you what.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll see a video of myself eating tortilla chips with sea salt, and it's blowing up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, for those of you asking, no, I don't eat sea salt all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: I actually use this salt.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's real salt with real minerals.
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  SPEAKER_00: And for all the people commenting that I have little iron or I have pots or whatever the other comments were, I have none of that.
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  SPEAKER_00: I actually did get blood work done and then blood.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, she's rattling the bag, it's driving me nuts.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's the thing uh huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: If there is one thing that I can buy into on this, I hate a not well-salted uh tortilla chip.
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  SPEAKER_02: You ever go to a restaurant and you're like, every once in a while you'll get the one where it's like the hint of lime, uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: And you're like, I am going in for more.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like it is, it traps you to continue eating more to get more of the salt and the hint of lime.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because sometimes, sometimes they don't salt the tortilla chips enough for me.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's just me.
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  SPEAKER_01: My mom says the same thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: So whenever we go, I cannot share Mexican with my mom because she loves salt and I don't love salt.
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  SPEAKER_01: So she will put salt on her tortilla chip, but she also puts salt in the salsa that they, you know, how they bring you the little Oh, I don't need it on that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just the chips though.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was like, Gail, how puffy do you want to be on?
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  SPEAKER_02: Didn't you want your heart to keep beating?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it's just there's something about that-you have to chill on that sodium there, girlfriend.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tortilla chips, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tortilla chips are these, these, they're like uh devious uh chips because, like I said, every once in a while you get the perfect salted one with lime.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then what do you gotta do?
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  SPEAKER_02: You gotta go back and get more because you'll and you can never find one in the basket again.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you keep drinking the margaritas because you're like, I'm so thirsty.
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  SPEAKER_01: This salt has really got me.
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  SPEAKER_01: More water, please.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what this weekend is?
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Father's Day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: How are you celebrating?
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  SPEAKER_02: Um, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Tiffany has something planned.
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  SPEAKER_02: She asked me yesterday during the show, mind you, we're without a producer because he's in Toronto.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh don't worry, he'll tell you all about it when he gets back tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can't wait.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe the second he walks in the door.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and he'll tell you every second about it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And uh very detail-oriented gentleman.
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  SPEAKER_02: Which I love.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, but me too, actually.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, I can't say that he leaves much behind, you know?
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but uh he'll be back.
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  SPEAKER_02: So yesterday, you weren't here, he wasn't here.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was kind of, you know, me and three freaking out.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, but it's it's been a long time since I've done it a hundred percent without anybody.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because usually you're not here and he's here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or he's not here and and I'm here with you like today.
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  SPEAKER_02: You get it.
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  SPEAKER_02: And um uh it just was one of these days, and she had asked me yesterday, she goes, What do you want for dinner for Father's Day?
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, can I come back to this?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like, right now is not the time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wait, think of your favorite meal.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what I want.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't have a favorite meal.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't know what I want.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if she's saying, Are we going somewhere?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if she means are we eat making something?
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  SPEAKER_02: I have no clue.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I just haven't gotten to it yet.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what I want.
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  SPEAKER_02: Some of these people, I'm like, ah, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll wait till a day before if I'm gonna barbecue something.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll be like, oh, it's brisket weekend or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm so decisive about food, and you're the exact opposite.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, we're going to take Zach's mom out to dinner on Friday night.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, have you already gone on the website menu?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where's the joy in this?
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  SPEAKER_02: There's no joy.
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  SPEAKER_02: The joy is finding out what I'm gonna eat.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, the joy is sitting down at a restaurant, looking at the menu, seeing different things, or the specials.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's too much pressure.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's not pressure.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's part of the that's part of the experience.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, years ago we talked about this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why do you ask about Father's Day?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm just saying that I'm excited because it's Father's Day, and so I was a three-day weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: Father's Day didn't get that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to know what you were doing for Father's Day because I mean you're you're the main you're the main parent.
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  SPEAKER_01: You are you're the guy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, Gavin's last soccer game is at three o'clock on Sunday, so I know I'll be there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's a great gift.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they couldn't have moved that one to Saturday, but are you gonna make Tiffany take them and be like, I'm just gonna go.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I like going to the Oh, it's the last one.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the last one.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you gotta celebrate that thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're right.