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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 34 - Grown Man Shit · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: What is up? Everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of a boyd app podcast. Today
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  Speaker 4: is Monday, December twentieth, five days before Christmas Day.
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  Speaker 1: One day before the winter solstice, and days will start
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  Speaker 4: Should we uh let up these stogies?
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  Speaker 1: Well, what do you want to do first? Spark up
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  Speaker 1: your stog or do a reveal of the fucking the
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  Speaker 1: fresh Buzz, the Buzz light Year, the Buzz Aldrin, the
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  Speaker 1: buzz from home alone. Let me light up my stog here,
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  Speaker 1: all right, light up your stoke, first stoke time.
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  Speaker 4: Rod and I are quite far away from each other today.
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  Speaker 4: Whyse COVID has made a vicious return, Dude?
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  Speaker 1: I was just talking to Pete in the kitchen about
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  Speaker 1: COVID and he was just like, Oh, Omicron is gonna
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  Speaker 1: get everyone, It's going to destroy everyone. It's awesome. He was,
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen someone root for Omicron.
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  Speaker 4: Coming from an Omicron survivor. It's actually not that bad.
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  Speaker 4: It's just apparently so apparently the symptoms are way less severe.
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  Speaker 4: Did you fuck up your cigar?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: Brother, you cut off half the cigar. If you don't
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  Speaker 4: want to smoke one, just let me know. I only
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  Speaker 4: wanted to smoke Cat. You could never go on Joe Rogan, Yes, I.
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  Speaker 1: Could, Brogan, Dude, Has anyone said ROGI stogi? I feel
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  Speaker 1: like that should have been That should be the segment
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  Speaker 1: name presented by that chat. Welcome to Rogy's stogies presented
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  Speaker 1: by that chat. Look at satisfucking chief that thing? Bro well,
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  Speaker 1: did it sound so loud when you blew it away.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a long episode. We're actually doing a race,
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  Speaker 4: believe it or not. Here and you can have this letter. Damn, bro,
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  Speaker 4: these are not the Cubans that you told me.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna get bro Mint to back a nudo of course,
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  Speaker 1: the Inspirado Blend medium body blend. I gave you the
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  Speaker 1: heavy body blend because I knew you could handle it.
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  Speaker 4: There's smoke alarms in here. This ship is here own.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so should I do the hair reveal? I have
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  Speaker 4: an explanation before because it is short.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about it. What made you at the top? Yo?
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  Speaker 1: You look sick? You have my shit right though? Like
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  Speaker 1: American history X, it's fire. You look like you went
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  Speaker 1: to prison and converted to arianism. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So, so basically I shaved it. It was a heat
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  Speaker 4: of the moment thing. My hair was disgustingly long, and
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  Speaker 4: I was so sick of wearing the hat constantly, even
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  Speaker 4: though I'm wearing the hat still, but now I'm wearing
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  Speaker 4: the hat for its purpose, Like I'm wearing the hat
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  Speaker 4: just because I'm cold, and.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can be inside. Yeah, just fucking shaved up. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: just with a fucking frame, fucking cud, just sucking a
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  Speaker 1: cigar and having a fresh shaded head. How does it feel?
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  Speaker 1: It looks sweet, it looks good. You like how it looks?
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  Speaker 4: No, So, but I don't hate it either, Like I'm
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  Speaker 4: not like last night. I would say it was the
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  Speaker 4: closest to like a little bit of a breakdown about it.
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  Speaker 4: But like, beside from that, like I was expecting to
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  Speaker 4: be like like I was expecting to be like shaving
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  Speaker 4: it and then like just like start crying and be like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my god, I can't go back now.
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  Speaker 1: But uh but then you put up a tweet that
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  Speaker 1: did numbies and yeah, I have any bad feeling about
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  Speaker 1: that tweet too, And dude, I love it. You got
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  Speaker 1: shit to fucking talk about. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I had so many people who thought I cut my hair,
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  Speaker 4: like did that haircut like just for the tweet? People
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  Speaker 4: were like, Bro, this is such a low moment doing
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  Speaker 4: this for the fucking tweet. It's like, obviously I took
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  Speaker 4: the picture halfway through the haircut.
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  Speaker 1: No, bro, you did it just for the tweet? Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I know what the fuck happened?
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  Speaker 4: And then uh so then I I so I used
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  Speaker 4: the rais of the clippers that we had at our apartment,
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  Speaker 4: and we only had a one. One was the lowest,
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  Speaker 4: was the highest you could go. I wish I went
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  Speaker 4: with like a two or three, and it looked fine.
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  Speaker 4: I liked how it looked like I didn't look bald.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you look dope. And then no, it's intentional.
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  Speaker 4: Now it looks now it's a zero. So then I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to shower Because'm covered in hair, and I'm like
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  Speaker 4: kind of like, I'm like, oh, there's some stray long
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  Speaker 4: hairs on the top of my head. So I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna clean it up.
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  Speaker 1: You ow it.
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  Speaker 4: I go over it again. Turns out I was on
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  Speaker 4: a zero. No, so like it's honestly probably longer, Like yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you can like feel hair here now before this was
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  Speaker 4: just skin. There was nothing here. And I was like, like,
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  Speaker 4: I have a I have pictures I can show you.
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  Speaker 4: I was straight up bald, like not no hair.
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  Speaker 1: Well, did you put up pictures of that? Because that
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  Speaker 1: was funny? Because that wasn't funny.
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  Speaker 4: That was like I was just like mortified and like,
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  Speaker 4: holy shit, I'm literally bald.
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  Speaker 1: It had a little chemo chemotherapy look to it. Now
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  Speaker 1: you look like the dude from Prison Break kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what that that's how low I like, that's
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  Speaker 4: how short it feels like. Look at this dude, no hair.
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  Speaker 1: On that Oh fuck, bro, you look like that's bald.
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  Speaker 1: You look like the dude from Cash Cab in that one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So Ben Bailey, that sucked.
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  Speaker 4: But uh, I mean, I'm glad that no one's here
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  Speaker 4: in the office today because.
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  Speaker 1: Because what because what would they even fucking say? Dude,
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  Speaker 1: you beat the thing. Look at you right now, to
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  Speaker 1: be all over me. You look like Mike Valally. You
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  Speaker 1: beat the fund loves it. My dad said it's the
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  Speaker 1: most badass thing he's ever seen, really had Did you
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  Speaker 1: just send him pictures of it? Now?
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  Speaker 4: I facetimed him.
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  Speaker 1: It goes someth much better with a cigar dud.
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  Speaker 4: When I was younger, I used to smoke cigars, I
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  Speaker 4: fucking bet, and I would have just inhale the entire thing.
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  Speaker 1: Was it. Uh did it give a little little tickle
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  Speaker 1: to the throat to make you feel a little queasy?
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  Speaker 4: When when I was in like ninth grade, I went
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  Speaker 4: through me and my friends went through a big like
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  Speaker 4: tobacco phase and we would just buy we would have
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  Speaker 4: the older kids in high school buy us like one
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  Speaker 4: hundred packs of Swish or sweets and like black and Miles,
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  Speaker 4: and we would just smoke them all day.
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  Speaker 1: Just to the face. That wasn't badass thing. It was
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  Speaker 1: a badass thing to do. The little wooden tip on
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  Speaker 1: a black and Mile or something like that. It feels
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  Speaker 1: it kind of feels passing around to black and mild,
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  Speaker 1: passing around to two dollars cigar amongst the boys, not
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  Speaker 1: even really getting.
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  Speaker 4: High, probably like the second time I've ever like, really, oh,
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  Speaker 4: don't ash you bro. You don't ash the cigars. You
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  Speaker 4: don't ash a stogy.
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  Speaker 1: That's my bad. Yeah, you never asked your stogy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad I know that now. Yeah, because that's what
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  Speaker 4: embarrassing mistake that I could make. Oh I want to
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  Speaker 4: toss me that lighter too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's keep these fucking stogies popping, keep these things rolling.
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  Speaker 1: So what inspired you to shave your head? What made
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  Speaker 1: you say, you know what, I'm just gonna shave it
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  Speaker 1: as opposed to a traditional haircut.
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  Speaker 4: I had COVID so I couldn't get a traditional haircut,
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  Speaker 4: but it was time for a haircut.
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  Speaker 1: You could have waited a couple of days and just
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  Speaker 1: got a traditional haircut today, your first day out of
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  Speaker 1: the clink.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I always wanted a I always wanted to see
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  Speaker 4: what it would look like with a buzz cut. Why
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, because I've never had one.
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  Speaker 1: It looks sweet.
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  Speaker 4: I don't hate it. It looks dangerous, feel good like
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  Speaker 4: it feels like dude, I'll lay at night in bed
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  Speaker 4: and I'm just just rubbing my head all for hours.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it old. Feels so good rubbing your head
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  Speaker 1: and I haven't showered. Does it feel good on your hands?
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  Speaker 4: I cut it it?
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  Speaker 1: Does it feel good on your hand? Or yeah? Your
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  Speaker 1: your hair?
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  Speaker 4: Never there was literally no reason to shower anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I can smell your nuts from here, but your hair,
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  Speaker 1: you don't need the shampoo? Yeah? Did it? Does it
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  Speaker 1: feel good on your hand when you rub it? Or
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  Speaker 1: does it feel good on your head? I like?
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  Speaker 4: What I really like to do is I like to
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  Speaker 4: press down on my head so like it gets nice
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  Speaker 4: and warm, and then I remove my hat my hand
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  Speaker 4: and then you can feel the cold air on my
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  Speaker 4: scalp and it feels great.
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  Speaker 1: That does you'l seemed fucking sweet? Or like you pop
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  Speaker 1: off the head. You're like, go for a little bike
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  Speaker 1: ride with the hat on, take the hat off, and
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  Speaker 1: then the steam's coming off. You're fucking your top.
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  Speaker 4: Not Today was actually like right before we came here
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  Speaker 4: was the first time I'd been outside since the cut
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  Speaker 4: and it was cold. Yeah, dude, it is fucking cold out.
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  Speaker 1: You're going through it. You were for a while. How
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  Speaker 1: crazy did you go? Because if I were you, I
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  Speaker 1: would have gone pretty fucking crazy because you weren't even
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  Speaker 1: leaving your room, right.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: I like the fact that Owen lives with you and
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  Speaker 1: didn't get COVID has tested negative for seven straight days,
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  Speaker 1: so I more than that the rules For the most part.
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  Speaker 4: I went on a walk one morning pretty early when
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  Speaker 4: like no one was out. I think that was on Friday,
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  Speaker 4: like this Friday, and.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, super spreader.
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  Speaker 4: It felt bad, didn't feel good, But I went down
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  Speaker 4: by the water. I was the only one there. Anytime
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  Speaker 4: anyone would come over, I'd throw the mask back on.
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  Speaker 1: That's smart and plus you were outside.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I played by the rules, but I really do
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  Speaker 4: think like it it's crazy, like we're gonna like with
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  Speaker 4: COVID coming back in omicron omicron omicron Yeah, it's like
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  Speaker 4: the relentless bitch that she is. Yeah, it's like supposed
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  Speaker 4: to be. So it's like apparently it's like five hundred
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  Speaker 4: times more contagious than regular, than other strains or other variants,
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  Speaker 4: and it's like I was sick for so I it
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  Speaker 4: was Friday night, I like was hanging out with Owen
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  Speaker 4: and other people, and I was like, I feel terrible.
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  Speaker 4: And then I found out that two other people at
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  Speaker 4: the office had COVID Who's sitting next to me? So
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  Speaker 4: then I was like, oh shit, I definitely have COVID.
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  Speaker 4: So then I went to Dwayne read I bought uh,
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  Speaker 4: I bought like a test like a at home test
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  Speaker 4: tested negative, and then I was like this camp here right,
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  Speaker 4: like I feel like asked Nick was sick. So then
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  Speaker 4: I and Nick didn't eve end up having COVID hed.
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  Speaker 1: So you might've maybe you have both though you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, you might have flu brawling inside of
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  Speaker 1: you with the omicron And then the omicron was just whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, but so I So then I
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  Speaker 4: woke up on Saturday like paralyzed. I was so sick,
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  Speaker 4: like high ass fever, couldn't move so sick. And then uh,
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  Speaker 4: Sunday morning, I was fine, and then I haven't been
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  Speaker 4: sick since then. So I was sick for like under
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  Speaker 4: a day, and but then I had to lay in
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  Speaker 4: bed for ten days. And I was like, at what
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  Speaker 4: point is that worse for you than actual COVID. Your
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  Speaker 4: dick must be blasted. Oh yeah, I was jerking off
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  Speaker 4: like eight times a day. No, I really wasn't. I
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  Speaker 4: like ran out a testosterone quick.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean just by sitting around? What were
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  Speaker 1: you eating?
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  Speaker 4: Just take out for every single meal?
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  Speaker 1: Every meal was disgusting and they would just bring it
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  Speaker 1: to the door and you would just kind of waddle
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  Speaker 1: downstairs with your sick ass. No, they would bring it.
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  Speaker 1: I do I bring that.
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  Speaker 4: I have them bring it upstairs to my apartment, to
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  Speaker 4: your actual I let them in and then they come
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  Speaker 4: tuck me into bed.
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  Speaker 1: Just feed you a little cheeseburger bite. Of course, they
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  Speaker 1: get infected it, bro, stop asking that. Dude, you we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get kicked out of the now. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: get now. We're both not going on Rogan. Oh we're
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  Speaker 1: going on Rogan. Bro, We're not time. We're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: fucking go on Rogan. After that, bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: After that Gillis interview, Bro, we're going on Rogan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, what a fucking what a goat that dude was.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was great. Oh there's even why are.
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  Speaker 1: You noticing people like that? We are back in the
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  Speaker 1: in the radio room, the glass tank room. Well that's
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  Speaker 1: our roommate, Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I was just with him and did he get sick? Nope,
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  Speaker 4: no one got sick.
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  Speaker 1: Is that mean that's fucking weird? I know that's super weird.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like it one bit, but uh, either you
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  Speaker 1: fucking made it through, dude, you fucking made it through
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  Speaker 1: to the other side. You're playing a bunch of uh
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: what were you playing? Apex apex legends.
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  Speaker 4: It was actually concerning how like little like so it started.
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  Speaker 4: There would be like brief points in the day where
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  Speaker 4: I would be like, fuck, this is awful, Like I
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  Speaker 4: need to get out of my apartment. But for the
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  Speaker 4: most part, dude, like I got used to it after
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  Speaker 4: like day four. I was used to it, and like,
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  Speaker 4: I honestly like.
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  Speaker 1: What are you being used to it? Like you could
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  Speaker 1: have just stayed outside forever.
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  Speaker 4: I was used to just like chilling in my room
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  Speaker 4: and playing video games all day.
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  Speaker 1: So you could be institutionalized pretty easily. Yeah, very easily.
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  Speaker 1: You could do because in a lot of tea you
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  Speaker 1: see prison like tiktoks where dudes are just fucking filming
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  Speaker 1: themselves in jail or whatever. Dudes have TV setups, they're
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  Speaker 1: playing video games, they're gambling, they're cooking with each other.
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  Speaker 1: You think you could do sometime in the bank.
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  Speaker 4: No, No, definitely not. Because I was on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: I would just call one person, but they have cell phones.
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  Speaker 4: They hang up and then I would call another person
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  Speaker 4: like I was, I was keeping busy.
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  Speaker 1: I think they have cell phones in prison.
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  Speaker 4: Very yeah, No, they're not allowed to, though I think
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  Speaker 4: they do like cell phones, Like like the people that
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  Speaker 4: are on TikTok definitely aren't allowed to be making those tiktoks,
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  Speaker 4: but they're.
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  Speaker 1: Doing it anyway. You weren't allowed to go for a
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  Speaker 1: walk by the water. Didn't stop you because you're a
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  Speaker 1: fucking shaved head renegade dude. You're like Shenade O'Connor.
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  Speaker 4: It felt better.
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  Speaker 1: You know who Shonad O'Connor was. No, he was this
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  Speaker 1: Irish freedom fighter, fucking legend. Bro. You you low key
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  Speaker 1: look like him. He said, fuck the pope. He fucking
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  Speaker 1: he damn near brawled out with the Pope. That's a
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  Speaker 1: good idea. You wouldn't fight the Pope. No, the pipe
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  Speaker 1: swings on people.
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  Speaker 4: I remember that video of the pipe of the pope.
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  Speaker 1: Uh he said, the pipe swings on people.
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  Speaker 4: The pope swings on people. Remember the video of the
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: if him swing that lady? Yeah, hit a woman.
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  Speaker 1: The Pope should get one superpowerful being the pope, Like
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  Speaker 1: he should have super strength, like he.
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  Speaker 4: Can't to molest children with no consequences.
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  Speaker 1: They should pivot off that one, like they kind of
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: have beaten that that plot line into the ground. Like
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: they should choose flight or super strength or invisibility, like
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: just just be able to clob or some lady. Like,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: you can't be getting grabbed up if you're the Pope.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: You can't be getting out of rough house if you're
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: the Pope. Now, pope got a rough house a little
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: bit harder.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: You watched that Lucy k Special?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't. You didn't know it? Was it good? Yeah,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: it's pretty funny. You fucking obviously watched it, you've been.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: I watched it actually on solitary confinement.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: I watched it in last night, But the night before
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: and it was I watched it late at night. I
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: kind of want to rewatch it. But there was some funny,
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: some funny jokes in it.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Should we uh, should we just pause the podcast and
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: watch it all right now? Yeah? Yeah, should we take
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: a break and watch it all? What it was his
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: best joke, I'll let you give away one joke. Is
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: it treat just as a he.
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: Doesn't really like. The thing is he doesn't do like
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: quick jokes. His jokes are all so long, so it's
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: hard to like tell them. He's got a funny joke
• 15:29
  Speaker 4: about I.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Saw it one on Twitter about nine to eleven.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which one was, oh, the like nine eleven's in
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: terms of death? Yeah, that one was funny.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: He just does a good job of making a joke
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: out of something that like a lot of people have
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: kind of noticed thought about, but they hadn't compartmentalized their
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: thoughts ye in the way that he made it.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a joke about goodwill hunting that was
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: really funny, just like about how like Matt Damon wrote
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: the character and the characters like the greatest person ever
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: and then plays him.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: It was funny.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: It was a good It was a good joke.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like if super was written by Clark Kent exactly.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: I watched Funny People last night.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: You never saw that one either, bro adm Adam Sandler
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: and who a eminem right em the goats in it? Yeah,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: some shady's in it? What does he? What is some
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: shady doing it? Is he a stand up or something?
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Adam Sandler? Yeah, in that movie a stand up Seth
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Rogan is and Jonah hill is, but it's mostly Seth
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Rogan and Adam Sandler.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: And did you never mind you of yourself? Did you
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: see some of yourself in there? Yeah? For sure.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's sick in the movie and it felt
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: like me. Look, I got a second I feel like
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: I got a second lease on life.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Did you shave your head when you were sick to
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: see what cancer would feel like?
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: No? When did I shave my head? It was only
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: a couple days ago.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's weird though, dude, like, I'm bald, it's fire.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: You should go fight someone. It looks intentional in the
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: way that your kind of shaggy hair didn't look intentional,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: which I think is hotter. Yeah, have you been getting
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: more pussy recently?
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: I have COVID. That should's contagious.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: There should be a COVID like Tinder for COVID people,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: so you could just link up with somebody else on
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: lockdown idea. Just while people are fucking under lock and key,
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: what are they gonna do? Fucking I think this omicron
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: is going to You ever see when there's like a
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: forest fire that's like leaking out and then the firefighters
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: light like a smaller brush fire in like a circle
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: around it. I think they're just going to burn through
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: like that. I think that it is going to get everybody, though.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: I think the other day it was like the most
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: cases New York's ever had.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but people aren't dying from it or what. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know either. I don't know what
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: any of the stats are.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: You think we're gonna go back into lockdown?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know what if we do. Dude, not mind
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Jakes it, Nah, you wouldn't mind, because you just need more.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: Voted for Trump like three times. Jake told me he
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: would vote for Trump a third time if he could.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: But he's only won once. He'll be back there.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: But you could have voted for him twice. Actually technically
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: didn't he he's run three times, right, when was the
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: first time? A couple of years, like way before he
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: became president?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I think was he on the ballot? Ballot? No, dude,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: these things burned slow, dude, No wonder Rogi's going fucking
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: four hours.
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: He just asked me to tell so he doesn't look
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: like a bitch.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I gave him a little sharpie mark every time we
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: should do an ad.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Did you really it's like the rings on a tree? Fup? Okay,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: two hours till our first Dad, it's so fucking far off.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: It's so far in the distance. Damn own own left.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: But he got the haircut too. Was he trying to
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: copy off you? Two bald has like a million dollars
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: worth of game? No, he had a haircut before me.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Oh and you wanted to get in in his lane? Yeah,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: pretty much in his lane? Maxwell. I used his uh,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: he used his uh, his blade. Did you really wait?
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Did he give himself that fade?
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: He did the He started it out himself and then
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: he had then.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: He went to the local Dominican.
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the shit all for me.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Why is it Dominican so nice in a fade? Bro?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: What is it in their culture that fucking prepares them
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I think I think I would look better with the
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: buzz than the fade, though, I think it would look
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: weird with the fade.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all about head shape.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a good ass head shape, bro. I
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: don't have the greatest hairline though.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Head shape is fire. Though.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: I got like just a little hair right here, and
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: that's it.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: People concentrate on the hairline, but they never talk about
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: fucking head shape. Brow. People need to give you your
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: flowers for your headshaste. I'm telling you. It's like that, dude,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: cinnead O'Connor. Bro.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: I probably just got to get my shit right. Make
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: sure I'm clean.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Just smacking the sides. If it sounds good, even the
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: sound of it bristling. Oh yeah, ASMR bristle that shit
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: into the camera. Dude, you pick up any hobbies while
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: you were while you were cleaned up?
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in your teens, I did nothing productive, really, no,
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: not until today. I did something productive.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: What was that? Oh? Cleaned up?
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I can't tell you, bro, got a little shit.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: In the works. You cleaned up your department? No, but
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: we are doing that. We're moving. Oh you got something
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: else in the works, please? He does big, big things?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Big things? What is it?
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: That's an apex? That's an apex reference the big things?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck, I fucking love a pet.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Oh I can't tell you what it is?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Why can't you tell me? Am I on trustport? Are
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: you saying that you can't say it live on the pot?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Are you saying, Oh, I'll never know.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Because the big thing is most likely never happening.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Oh so it's really big.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: You've come to me on my daughter's wedding day. I
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: can't do it.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Was that a Puerto Rican godfather?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: You'll come through me my father, my father's wedding day?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, damn? Bro? Is the uh is it? Is
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: it a film role? Bro? Please? I've said too much.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: It is a film role. Shut up? And do you
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: have to audition? I did audition. You did already when
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: you send something in and you went somewhere. I sent
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: something in no way, with hair, without hair.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: With that without hair. It was actually kind of a bummer.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: I forgot that I had to do it this weekend,
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: and then that was the first thing I thought of
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: as soon as the hair was gone.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't. They weren't hiring a badass. Now they
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: weren't hiring prison prisons. Ass, I'm probably not going to
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: get the roll. Tell them that you could fucking throw
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: a wig on.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: I was like, I tried to make it known. I
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: was like, my hair can grow like it grows quick.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: I wore a hat the first way through, and then
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: they were like, redo it.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Without the hat. Was it live? I was like, I
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: don't know if you want me to do that? Was
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: it live?
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: No?
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: So how did they interrupt you halfway through?
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Because I sent it to this dude who's like, got
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: me the role?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Really is it? Adam McKay? But I said too much?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Said too much? Dude? Did you I sniffed that out
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: so fucking fast, Dude, I'm a fucking truffle pig for
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: your life opportunities. How can you smell that shit a
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: fuck a mile away? You ready for the over scream
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: my brother? Yeah. Even if I don't get it, it
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: was still fun to do. It's nice.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to get at it. You are going
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: to get it. I definitely am not. It's a pretty
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: major role, isn't it?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Is it? Is it paramount? No? Oh, it's like the
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: story of something somebody. No, it's a it's a show. Oh,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: it's suc session, suck session. How do you know? Fuck Billions?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Is it power?
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: It's the Friends reboot?
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: No way? Yeah, who would you be playing Phoebe?
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Now I'm playing Joey.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: What with Joey's characteristics? He was the gay one, right,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: he was the closetive one.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: I don't think he was gay, Pretty sure he was closed.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: He was fucking the whole show. That was like his thing,
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: and it was like it was his cry for help.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: He was always pushing spaghetti. Couldn't get hard, he was
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: pushing that out.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: He couldn't. He couldn't get hard because he was he
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: was secretly, Uh you, who's that in your big movie?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Why don't you put that in your movie? Why don't
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: you put that in your little show you're doing?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: I was thinking about how funny it would be if
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I just went totally off script, like I wrote, like
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: a whole new scene.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: What you guys had was good or whatever? Yeah, this
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: shorking guy or whatever it is. I write, I write,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I write and act my stuff. So just my just
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: my lines, the people I'm in scenes with. Who's your
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: scene partner in your little audition? Was it just the
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: casting director? Did they have somebody sitting in that was
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: like going to be playing the role opposite you? No?
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: No.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: I had one of my friends like, read the lines.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Is it better that they're good of an actor or
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: bad as an actor? Because I would want to stock
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the deck with a bad actor.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Makes they's supposed to be like monotone.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Oh really? Yeah, but that would be a good time
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: for Owen to fucking make his debut in the industry,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: for Owen to really take charge and uh get his
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: name out there.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: If he was a side actor, I would have, but
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I just didn't, like, I didn't want them to come
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: into my room because I was sick with COVID nineteen.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Are you playing a teenager in it? Twenty three year old?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: How are you gonna even do that? You've never even
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: been to a bar, Leaguelee, How could you possibly method
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: act that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I don't have the experience.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: You have no idea what it's like to be a
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: twenty three year old. Nobody likes you when you're twenty three.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: You're in a beloved stage of your life.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: True, no one likes you when you're twenty three.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Nobody let you when you're twenty.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was just one of the songs that you
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: guys do right for po punk.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: No, I was trying to. I wanted to do it
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: for the U when we were doing karaoke Minnesota for
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: that kid's twenty third birthday, who was trying to fight everybody.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Speaking of which, let us club Ido came out today,
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: thought I thought came out well, it came out. Well,
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: that was funny and yeah, uh it was kind of
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: hung around to ass honestly it was. And narrative was
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: ader me saying order, Yeah, because you're a true Philly guy.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: How was boys? Did you go skiing?
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Now? The boys went, yeah, boys off that they went skiing.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to go skiing so bad.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: You know that I invited you to come to the
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: boys trip.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I had COVID.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: But I invited you before that and you had already
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: said no. You wouldn't have got COVID if you were
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: going to boyce Bro.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't know what boys looks like, and I know
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: there's mountains there.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: It's it's honestly what Denver wishes it was.
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have gone if I knew what it looked.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: When whenever I've been to Denver, I get there and
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I'm like, where's the fucking mountains because you can't. It's
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: not like the mountains are like right there, you can
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: see them, but from a lot of vantage points in
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: the city you can't see him. And everywhere in Boise.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Boys see like.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: When you get out of the airport in Denver and
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: you start driving to Denver, you can see the mountains
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: the whole time, but then once you get into Denver
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: you can't, which I don't like. But that's like a
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: given what was it given?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It was given buildings. I saw a corps like cam
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: one time. They had the Rockies on it, and I
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: assume that's what Denver looked like.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: If you drive closer to like Boulder, that's is what
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: it looks like.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: That's not Denver. But my point is that that's what
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Boyse is like, That's what Boise does look like.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all being looked nice.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: The skiing looked nice. The mics were out there fucking
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: shredding snowboarding so different discipline mis bombed. I couldn't make it. Yeah,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: but they were bombing. Now that fucking triple black diamond. Bro. Yeah,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: you saw the fucking power out there. I did. The
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: power was fucking incredible.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: It was a decent pos decent pow slash.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Strong power situation. We went to this place called uh.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: They told us that there's a bar out there where
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: this seven year old lady sings nineties music and throws
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: dildos out into the crowd. Oh wow. So we said
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: we had to be there. We couldn't miss it for
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: the world. And sure enough, she's the owner of the bar.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she's seventy, and she has two
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: buckets of dildos on stage, big expensive ones that she
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: just hasses out. Keep them? Yeah you kept one?
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: No?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: She No, I didn't keep one. I feel like could
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: be taking it away from somebody who could. Actually, you know,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: you should have kept one.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Bro brought it in and just showed it to you.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to go through security with a
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: fucking h twenty four inch double.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Sided the dildo illegal about that.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't have fit in my bag. It'd be sticking
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: out the top of my backpack like a weather van.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: It'd be flying up there like a periscope.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: There's only something wrong with that if you make it,
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: if you make something wrong.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: We need to destigmatize twenty four inch double ended neon
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: dildos double sided? Oh yeah, please? Why would it be
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: twenty four inches if it's not double sided? It was
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: like a nunchuck. You see that dude, Uh, that dude
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: from those fucking videos taking it away? That self defense guy.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Do you think that guy's self aware yet? Yeah?
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: I think he's like kind of in on the joke now,
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: which sucks. It's more fun funny when those people aren't
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: in on the joke.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: And it's and it's even funnier when people are in
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: on the bird Dogs, bird Dogs. I just got to
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: the notch of my cigar that uh bird dogs, Timber.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: You're not at yours yet, Bro, you're slowly making your
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: way through. I'm almost done.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I made my first notch, Bro, Then why don't we
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: do the add it your first notch? I'm almost done.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: You just notching my bird dogs. But you're just a
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: line in a song. Go to bird Dogs dot com
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: and use promo code son for some of the sweetest
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: shit you will ever put on your body, specifically your
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: lower half. I can't get enough of all the shit
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: that they have for the lower half. Whether we're talking
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: about the joggers, we're talking about the pants, please. I
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: know love and talk about bird dogs so much that
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I now get intentional ads, targeted ads on my Instagram
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: for bird dogs. They know I want more bird dogs.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Even though I have bird dogs, I'm trying to load
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: up on more bird dogs. You fuck with bird dogs.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I love bird dogs.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Shorts, pants and joggers with built in silky soft underwear
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: the most comfortable thing I've ever worn, and it's not
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: even close.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Damn, you're gonna get that fucking roll? Oh yeah, did
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: you hear? How you fucking just voice acted?
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: I'm an action I'm an acting mode right now. Bro,
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: I can't be stopped?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Is that? Uh? Was that? Fucking Are you doing a
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Pixar movie? If you're doing fine Nemo three, that's fire.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: If you're like a little sweet, little runaway fish.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'm gonna be pissed if I don't get the
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: roll because of my hair, that's gonna be like, there's
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: gotta be rules against that.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, Honestly, it's called that's called bald phobic. Tell
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: them you'll suck off the director if they can just
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: overlook your hair, if they can just push back the
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: production until your hair grows in. Might have to when
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: is the production is it like now, Also, what films
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: in New York?
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: It's not filmed in New York.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Law and Order, SVU, are you a victim? We found
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: his body eighteen hours ago.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: And I've already given off way too much inform. It's
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: not filmed in New York.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: And I was a film.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: I refuse to say where it's filmed.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, Miami, Now you're not going to La Bro. They
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: haven't even got Omicron yet. Don't go there yet, bro
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: be blown away.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: If you knew where it was.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Filmed, shut up. Oh yeah, England, you're gonna be fucking
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: a peaky blinder. Yeah fuck subtitled sass.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: But they said like they were like the dude was like,
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: best to just forget that you even did the audition.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: It was that bad.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: No, he was just like he usually like you don't
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: hear back if you don't get it, but they probably
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: probably won't know for at least like like a couple
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: of weeks.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, one time I did the I did an
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: audition for this this movie, this battle rap movie, and
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the direct brought me in and uh he he like
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: sat me down and I like did my first audition
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and I was like in battle rat mode. And that's
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: afterwards he was like, there's a shouting quality to your acting.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn. And so he basically had me
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: sit there while other people auditioned to be like, this
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: is what it's supposed to look like, auditioned. Then he
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: had me auditioned again and I still didn't get the part.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: The uh basically yeah, And I mean, I was a
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: role in the movie, but I wasn't. I wasn't like
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the lead role that I was auditioning for that, but
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: it was. It was a humbling process, humbling to go
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: through the process.
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
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• 31:00
  Speaker 8: if you will put a smile on your face no
• 31:01
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• 31:04
  Speaker 4: Shoot never mind, He's the twentieth right.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: You still have some time to do some Christmas shopping.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: On my mom's birthdays tomorrow.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Yeah it's the Solstice tomorrow as well. Yeah
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you never knew your mom was born on the Solstice.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: No, I did. I just didn't know my I didn't
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: know the Solstice was born on the same day as
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: my mother.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Dude, you're the tough the tough voice fucking plays so much.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: You're like uh Channing Tatum's character in twenty one Jump.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Street, low key my shit, looking right, you should get
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: a line in your eye in my eyebrow. Let's do
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: a line in your eyebrow again. The eyebrows are going, no,
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: just a line in it. Now, they're both going, get
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: a line in it. And so I got some thick
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: ass eyebrows and get into hoops. Imagine if I came in, say,
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: with no eyebrows, definitely not get the role.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: If I did that, it wouldn't surprise me. I feel
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: like that's the kind of crazy shit that was on
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: when you Bro, you ever sucked dick? Bro, because that
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: just looks sexual. Bro. That shit has me horny, bro, spey,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: you're sucking at dick.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I'm flying through this thing. You barely even made a
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: fucking den in yours. Bro, you call yourself a man
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: you're no. Oh my god, you gotta relight it. If
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: you can't keep your stovey lit all the way through,
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: you're not a stovey smoker.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Now just bite it for the look. I don't light it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Will Smith told me that, Bro.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: We haven't recorded in a while.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: We haven't recorded since you.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Since Shane Gillis talk to Dave. Yeah, we haven't.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: The mood all changed.
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: Shit, shit, I need even think about that.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about it, nah, not.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Really, to be honest, like we there's not only much
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: to talk about. I didn't get a raise, bro, living
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: fucking paycheck to paycheck, got a new expensive ass apartment,
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: can't even afford to pay it. I was thinking about
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: picking up a second job.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: That was a good light waiting tables now. I was thinking,
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: like Chipotle or something.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Should work on the docks, be a doc boy. I
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: heard those guys get benefits like.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: A yeah, that'd be nice. Get out of the water
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: a little more.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just a dock really, or kind of inside
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: like a big ass warehouse just moving shipping containers around.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: But shipping containers are part of the fucking economy, man,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: they are. I was in a truck while I was
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: out in Boise, and the truck driver told me check.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Get this, a woman truck driver who told me that
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: if the truck he stopped fucking driving around within three days,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: there'd be no fresh food on the fucking shelves and
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: all of America.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: That's not surprising at all, because we have such a
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: demand for fresh foods of the earth.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: We just want everything fresh so fucking badly.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: There's a truck strike in Colorado. Yeah, big time. They
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: won't enter Colorado, right. Why is that? Oh because some
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: dude dot some.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Dude got sent to prison.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, his brakes like gave out and he hit four
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: people and they died, and he had sent to prison,
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: and the company wasn't held responsible at all. The company
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: that like was like that he was driving the truck.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: For and he got to he he went to jail.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: He got in trouble. So the truck drivers are standing,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the truck drivers in favor of the manslaughter.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Of him, because they think that the company should be
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: held bable instead of him, which I get, and I'm
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: on their side. What if I had a hat, I'd
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: tip my cap. The company should say the truck drivers
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: need to kill more people.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: What about the people? What about the people on the
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: road though? What about those people that got unfairly Like
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: was he slamming the brakes? Yeah, the people that got murdered.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: His brakes were.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: No one sticks up for the people who got murdered anymore.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Now his brain should have been there, his brakes gave out.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: I guess I don't know, but I was thinking we
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: should go down.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: There, Colorado stand with the truckies, not Colorado.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: You would have you would have known that if you
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: were paying attention to the story.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: So why they're boycotting Colorado's or in Colorado? So I
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: don't understand a.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Big ass line of trucks outside of the border of
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Colorado because they all are refusing to enter Colorado.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Are they just driving around Colorado or they're just standing outside?
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? That shit doesn't make any sense. It's
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: pretty sick.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: I would love to be a part of a strike.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Well you need a strike, you need another Well now
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you're talking, brother, yeah, like or like a lockout or
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: something like? Yeah, a walk out, a walkout, Yeah, fucking walkout.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: We get all the fucking we get Tommy Smokes, you
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: get all a team Portnoy and just or a union.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: We fucking unionize.
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: Have you ever been a part of a walkout?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Uh? No, I think that. I think we tried in
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: high school or something like that, and they basically red
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: rovered us back.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Really so we did a walkout.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: It's like when school shootings were like a really really big,
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: like they were happening every week, which I'm sure they
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: still are happening every week, but they were like the
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: ones were happening every week.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: And you wanted the gun the gun companies to be
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: held responsible instead of the school shooters. So kind of
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: sounds like what you're saying, brother.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: So everyone's like they organized this big ass walkout, and
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: like the cool thing about a walkout is you're kind
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: of saying like fuck you to the school, like if
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: you're in school, you're doing a walk out. But then
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: of course the school like got on board with it
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: and they were like letting us all walk out, and
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: they like set up rules. They were like leave your
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: backpacks inside. Like this isn't how a walkout works.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: It's like the protests in like twenty twenty where they're
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: like COVID's happening, but yeah, you guys can have this one.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Like a walkout is supposed to be like we're supposed
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: to be walking out. The teachers are supposed to be
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: like trying to pull us back, but we're so determined
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: that we don't let them.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: And the teachers were like joining up with you.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like teachers like walked out with us, and we're
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: like doing like head counts outside to make sure we
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: all got out safe.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Should we crack a door in here?
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's getting fucking smokey in here.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I was getting like a rush success is going in
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: and out. Pump that door a couple of times. I
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: won't just give it a little pump. Yeah, a little
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: bit of a pump. Sorry about that, Kyle.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Shit, now, I'm getting like a little lightheaded.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: How the fuck does Rogie do it? Bro? That's probably
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: why he trained so fucking hard.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: He's probably got fucking ventilators in his uh.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Turn on the fucking vents. Bro, That's probably why he's
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: always doing fucking shit ju JITs. That's why I let
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: mine go out, man, But you peer pressured me in. Man.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I tried to walk away from the game. You fucking
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: dragged me back in.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna let a little bit of smoke stop
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: me from finishing off my stoke. Hell yes, just be
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: my first time ever smoking a full cigar. If you
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: finish it, that life experience or what if you.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Don't wind up flat down on the floor like Tyron Woodley. Dude,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: that was crazy that knockout. I was crazy now that
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: your head shaved, though, I do think that you could
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: fight him, Jake Hall, either one or Dave Portnoy. Would
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: you leave it? Leave it open? Yeah, let's leave that open.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Or Dave Portnoy, you said you want to you want
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: to fight Dave Rough and rowding would be much of
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: a fight. It would be two hits, you hitting your
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: cigar and fucking and hit him on the fucking floor.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: He just goes down, choking and fucking balling smoke. I'd
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: give him one of these. This is his face, the
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: one hitter quitter, oh ship, and.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Then I disappear into a smoke hoodini out of that bitch.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: I might just become a cigar guy. Just always got
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: a cigar on me.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I think you could. I used to be an apple guy.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I would always have an apple on me.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: That's basically the same thing my mom's calling me. Pick
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: up bro Geez might be smoking right now. MA might
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: be important smoking right.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Now, but it might be it might be important that
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: she's fucking calling you.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: It's not. How do you know, because I know it isn't.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: When was the last time you talk to her yesterday?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: What you say said?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: You're not smoking cigars? Still are you? And I said, look, mon,
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: it's either you were the cigars and right now, well
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: here I am. She's getting put on fucking Hold.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: You're a stogy band. You fucking got the stogi's in
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: a goddamn choke hold. God damn, that shit is sweet.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Say what you want about SaaS, but he can fucking
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: smoke a cigar. That guy chief, That kid can handle
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: his cigars. That guy's chief. Wowo, bro, he can suck
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: one down. He can go fucking hard. Were those the
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: slippers that you were in the entire time?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: I just threw these on today. I love them, though,
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: Llban oh fuck yeah, great brand man spam No free
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: ads though. There's nothing better than smell Abean on Christmas though,
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: can't lie.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: But I hate wearing that kind of slipper. Hold it
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: up for the camera, just hold it up, yeah, loose hamstrings.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I hate wearing that kind of slipper with no socks though,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, me too. Doesn't get your shit so sweaty.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: It feels good when you put it in, but like
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: once your foot starts sweating, it's a little bit too
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: warm for the feet. No, I feel that they got
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: to get some ventilators on those bitches, some fucking fans
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: inside of them, like a mascot. You know, mascots have
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: like fans inside their suits. Bro, you never wanted to
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: be a mascot when you grew up. I did.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: I wanted to be a mascot in high school.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Then you realize all they do is get like the
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: ship beat out of them by little kids. Little kids
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: will just come and kick them in the stomach.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: I was like, Bro, I was like, I have a
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: gift to make people laugh. I was like, no one
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: could be a better mascot than me.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I'm a physical clown that we don't.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Even have a mascot.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Like, why is the tiger sulking around in the corner
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: room there? You think you have the body language to
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: be a mascot, not at all.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have like the confidence to do that.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: To just go up to someone you might inhabit the
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: character though Yeah, is the character that you're supposed to
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: be playing on this sitcom or whatever, curb your enthusiasm,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: whatever you're doing, is that Is it a similar character
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to who you are or do you think that it's.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: A really know much about Like I don't really know
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: much about the character, dude.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: You gotta get the fucking roll. I hope I do.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: See if you can re audition, see if you could send.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: In another where it was too and we're of course
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: the boys are all going out there because we gotta
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: do the podcast. Oh for real, it's game changer.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, Bro, New Zealand Lord of the Rings fucking
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Part seven.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Just say it's not it's not quite the East Coast
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: time zone.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Ah, yes, Detroit, Detroit.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: That'troit's on the same time zone as US.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Fuck I'm ass fuck bro, but people
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: think of it as Midwest.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: You might have that COVID brand.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: No, it's just as fucking maca noodo. Bro is kicking
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: my ass. Bro, I know I'm not fucking I didn't
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: see you.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: I didn't think you were a pussy ass bitch until
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: right now. Yeah, I didn't think I was either. It's
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: fucking eye, ok, you gotta go yack. I can go
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: solo for a bit.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: No, I'll throw it right here. I'll throw up on
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: my fucking stomach. Just throw up on my cords, bro, Yeah,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: just throw up on my fucking on my new boy
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Dad sweatshirt. By the way, it is our fly Are
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: those out yet? Now?
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: Then they come out this week? Next week?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I just send an email about this, let's see if.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Let's see if the fucking if people are serious about
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: helping Sash really get some more fucking money. Those are fly.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I haven't got a response yet. Wow, almost an hour.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I guess I'm a second class citizen here.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I guess that kind of just shows the respect that
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: people have for us around here.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Seriously, they want us to get shit done. But then
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: we try to get shit done, and then what happens?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: We get handcuffed. Fucking This isn't some BDSM shit, Bro,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: is always trying to handcuff someone. You're going home for
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: the holidays? Uh yeah, yeah, down to Pennsylvania, Pa. You
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: know how that shit is? Man? When are you gone? Uh? Wednesday? Nice?
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Some shit like that. Probably gonna go see the fam
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: little last minute of Christmas shopping? Bro, You know how
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: that shit is, man, what are you hoping for this year?
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't ask for anything, Larry, you have so much money.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I asked for another gun.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I want another gun. Yeah, that's literally I want or fifteen.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: I want myself. I want my own personal, written, house.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Written house model. And what if he gets like a
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: gun model, like like Jordan's.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Dude, those interviews with him are so weird.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I haven't they haven't been coming across my algo.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: You haven't seen them. I mean I haven't seen him
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: in a couple of weeks. But when they first keep
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: we're coming out, they're like.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, wasn't he like I'm getting pussy now? And then
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: he like shoot his gun into the air, like yo,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: seventy cent, I'm fucking now.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the worst one was and he's like he's like, yeah,
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: I saw like a TikTok. And they were like, oh,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I can't wait for the twenty six year old conservatives
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: to take Kyle's virginity.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Too late.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: That's how he says it too late.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Too.
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: May already lost my virtunity.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I've been fucking off my murder.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: And they're like they're like, Kyle, what kind what do
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: you look for in a woman? And he's like I
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: like thick, he's especially like a little little bitch. Yeah,
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I know I could beat his ass. You know I
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: could beat his ass.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Especially right now, Bro, Yeah, you could probably kick the
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: fucking bro.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Despite the hairdo Kyle mean you are not on the
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: same side.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, right, despite my skinned head, I am not a
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: skinned hare. Okay, go fucking get it twisted, Kyle. Yeah,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: fucking sweet sweet ar with the fucking like.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: With the fucking bump stock bro and the stalking.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: And the military fucking like the white camo print on.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: It or something like that, that'd be sick.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: With the pink jone just to like throw fucking gender
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: fluidity out the fucking window, throw gender rolls out the
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: fucking window, and fucking shoots on with the pink gun.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Luis c k was surprisingly like you wouldn't really expect it,
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: very pro uh like trans community and everything, and it's special.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize he's a pussy, That's that's dope. Why
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: it was like surprised. Why would you be surprised by that?
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know, because like I feel like most comedians
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: like that aren't.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Like what though that most comedians that uh like I
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: don't think he's even like that edgy of lit. I
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: guess he kind of is.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: He isn't though, like I was expecting it to be.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Like the comedians that we see, like in New York
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: are more edgy than he was. Yeah, he doesn't really
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: say anything crazy at all.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: But maybe it's also like a New York thing, and
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: maybe what you're seeing is them like trying to be edgy,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: to try and find a voice, like or get outside
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: the box a little bit. Yeah, maybe, Like I don't
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: even know if he needs to get outside the box now.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: Dude, he's so big, I wonder like and the fact
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: that his specials ten dollars and like thousand, hundreds of
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: thousands of people buy it, he must make ridiculous amounts
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: of money.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a Patreon or whatever.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: He comes out to Bob Dylan and he closes out
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: to Bob Dylan, which I loved.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: He's basically your spirit animal, is dude. What happened is
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: to everybody having a spirit animal. I feel like nobody's
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: had a spirit animal in like two or three years.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: I'm getting a headache from the cigar.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Headache or my fucking spirit animal, bro. That is that
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: is your spirit animal, take a couple of breaks from it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Why don't you put it down in this ashtray over
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: here that I have.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Why I'm not gonna put down the cigar.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: You're gonna put down the cigar eventually where the cigar
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: is gonna put you down.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Now, I'm gonna go down until it's right in my thumb.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: That cigar is gonna whip your ass. And that's what
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I can promise you. No, I'm promising you. I'm promising
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you that that's what the fuck's gonna happen. This is
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: kind of our We have one more podcast this year.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: This isn't the year end recap.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: No, but that one we're gonna have to figure out
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: because we're gonna have to do it over zoom.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Like, No, dude, I don't want I don't want to
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: do that. I don't love zoom content. Were those are
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: those supposed to be?
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: Oh? I don't like so. I think if you do
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: the zoom right, it's not bad. It's just like there's
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: a difference between like like what some people do, which
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: like use a real camera, use a microphone recorded on
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: your own, and then mash them together and then you
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: could do like just a straight up zoom call and
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: just hit record like that's gonna suck.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's that's bad. But having a producer, I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: feel like having a producer with a good microphone or
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: something like that. You reference Cody co and Noel Miller.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: How'd they do it? Dude, and shout outs to fucking
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Cody forgetting it gauge Bro.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: Dude, it was that, like the most shared post of
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: all time.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I saw it was trending, I thought, and they were a.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Ingle person on from my hometown posted on their story.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: I almost threw it up on my story.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Why because Cody co is uh. I think he's just
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a very likable guy. He is. There was like no,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: like not even any comments below. It was just like
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: likes and retweets, like people just fucking loved it or
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: just like exclusive positivity about it. People just fucking people
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: love them. Yeah, I love love.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: For them, Bro, happy for them?
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Are you actually? Bro?
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: I'm I'll probably be invited to the wedding. I mean
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Cody are pretty close, Like this.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Is that fucking true? Bro? I wish Bro. I just
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: wish he's stayed in contact. You know.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: That's I guess that's not the shame.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Of it did he what he fucking uh? He broke off.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: You bailed on me, Bro, You fucking bailed on me?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Why did he do you like that? Bro? What? What
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: is the fucking purpose of doing you like that?
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: I just wish you like gave me a heads up
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: that he was gonna propose. You know, I would have
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: liked to know that, dude.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: This guy fucking DM me this week and he was like,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I was talking to this guy so and so from
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Tiny Meet Gang and he was talking shit about me.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: No way, what really? This guy from not Cody co
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: or Noel Miller. I didn't know there's more people in it.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, they have like a whole nother podcast like they're
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: doing like they have like they're starting like a podcast network.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: The dude just hit me up out of nowhere. He's like,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: this dude is talking shit about you in the podcast.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: No to this guy personally. This guy who I don't
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: know and I guess he doesn't know, was just he
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: was like, Yeah, this guy was talking shit about you.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: He said I messaged him to collab with you, and
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: he said he'll check you out. He said Little Sass
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: is funny, but his partner is not.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: What.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, he fucking bodied me. Fuck that. Yeah, I know,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I don't I'd never even heard of the dude, and
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: he's just bodying.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: I mean, they do like a business podcast, I think,
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: but it's like a comedy podcast too.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know some guy. I don't know if I
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: can say the guy's name. That wasn't nice. Yeah, that's
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: what I don't understand. I never had any I never
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: had said anything or I don't know. Just getting bodies.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Also not nice of the other dude. Uh woy? Would
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: he even tell me this? People love doing that. He's
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: like yo' being like yo.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: I just want to let you know this person's had
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: like the meanest thing you've ever I've ever heard about you.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: My boys all hate you. Yeah, I think you're dope, But.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Don't listen to everyone I try, Dude, I don't listen
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: to every single one of my friends because they.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: All hate you. I love you. I tried to tell
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: my two hundred and seventy person high school class about you,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and they uniformly hated you. But I think you're dope.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: All hundred all two hundred sixty nine people think you sucked, though.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: I get people dmy mareenshots of uh like their messages
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: with their friends and they like Santa tweet of mind.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: They're like, Yo, that kid fucking sucks. Hate the kid,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: and he's like, Bro, I'm sticking up for you in this.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, thanks, thanks, man. Yeah, what though, just
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: leave me out of that and hate that loser.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Just don't fucking tell me about it. Oh I could have.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I could have made it through the whole day without
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: having that. I could thanks for the support. Man, just
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: didn't know if I needed to see those other messages.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: This guy fucking hates you, Damn bro. I literally wants
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you to die. Dude. It's crazy because I've been spending
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: all my time getting my weight up, not my hate up.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: But I guess these guys want to get their hate up.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I don't even have hate in my heart. I don't
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: even think of anybody. I really go out of my
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: But I think maybe that just comes with uh, you know,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: want and more for yourself.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: I think it just comes with absurd of levels of success.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna hate you, like fucking French Montana said, Man,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: if you don't fucking God no haters, you ain't popping.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Roll though, give us that speech on hate what was
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: he What was he like? He was like, haters are
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• 51:05
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• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Oh you're still going bro, I bet I read the introduction.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: You already give a promo code?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: Usually do that at the end. Yeah, Manscape is trying this.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I usually don't like to give it away. Well, they're
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Manscape is revolutionary, not only in their ball trimming technology,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: but in their promo code technology. And they'll put that
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  Speaker 1: shit right at the beginning of the ad reads so
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: you get it right away.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: Look, Manscape doesn't play by the rules. Okay, that's what
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: we love about them because we see ourselves as a
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: very Cutting Edge podcast, Cutting Edge, Cutting Edge. We're hip
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  Speaker 4: in the scene, just like Manscape.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: And if you're cutting the edge of of your pubes,
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  Speaker 1: use the lawnmower four point zero, which is here to
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  Speaker 1: take down every pube in its path. And I mean
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: that thing is fucking vicious. Oh it doesn't mess sas.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: You could have shaved your head with the fucking eye.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Literally almost did. Really I almost did, but since it
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: had already, but I didn't know.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: If like the guard levels were the same as like
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: a normal hair trimmer, like like if that's used for
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: cutting hair. So I was like, Eh, probably shouldn't, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: because I feel like if I did that, I actually
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  Speaker 4: could have ended up all.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: But I think that the fucking.
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• 53:01
  Speaker 1: What the fuck just happened?
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Ow Dode, I just burnt the fuck out of my finger.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: You gotta get that bat. We got to watch that
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: clip back. Holy shit, dude, I was lighting it and then
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: the whole thing caught on fire.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Oh I burnt the fuck out of my finger.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Bro, When was the last time you even took a
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: fucking puff?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Now? Who's the cigar bitch? Brother? That hurts so bad?
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta see that clip.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I'm the new man.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely cliped that. That's going viral. Oh my god,
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: that was on purpose, bro, that was acting.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: You look like a Tibetan monk who was fucking burning
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: himself in protest. Loki on that fucking low key tip.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of a Boy that after hours,
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: we're gonna take things real slow. Oh fuck yeah, cigars.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Hey you at Joe at home? Why did you light
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: up something to smoke? Smoke?
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: Along with us, whether it's pens, flower wax oils, that's
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: actually like what when I was like younger, Sorry, when
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: I was younger and I was I was like super
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: obsessed with weed, even though I didn't smoke weed. I
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: would watch weed tubers and they would be like, what
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: is up everybody? Who can make make sure you are
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: smoking along, dabbing along, vaping along?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: What was their content? What did they need to talk?
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: YouTubers got fucked hard. There were dudes with like eight
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: million subscribers on YouTube, like quit their job, like their
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: whole life. They were getting like millions of views like
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: custom Girl for twenty remember him.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Custom Girl for twenty? No, I don't remember what is
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: up YouTube? YouTube? What that was that guy? Right? Is
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: that where you got the gaidence from the cadence from Yeah?
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: And they all their channels just got deleted. So fucked
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: cause YouTube decided that weed wasn't cool.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: What happened to the Land of the Free and the
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: home of the brave? What happened to not treading on us?
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Like one time? Can we get freedom? Can the govern
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: not fucking tread on us?
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Can they not still get fucking pulled from YouTube? Because
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: we got a couple of fucking stokes in our hand
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: fully legal cigar. That's why we need to switch over
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: to Spotify.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I'm listening. You shouldn't stick it to the main.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: Look, bro, I got an offer from Spotify twenty million
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: one year.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: It's gonna fucking knock their socks off.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: It's got that pack McAfee deal.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I need that pack McAfee deal too. Bro.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: I need to get that was happening that just didn't Yeah,
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: you didn't hear that, Bro.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I hear everything. Bro. I listened like a thief. Bro.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know fucking night thief in the night.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: You gotta hear says beat your wife. The Bible says. Fuck.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: There's like a Steve Harvey quote where he's like, the
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: Bible says those who are comfortable with sleep poverty will
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: set upon him like a thief in the night. And
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: that shit always gets me going. And they were like,
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: good answer that every morning, listen every morning?
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: What was he saying? That? Was he motivational speaking?
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does motivational speaks, dude.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: I'm with you on getting a side gig, and motivational
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: speaking might be mind dude, because I feel like those
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: people are just acting.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: I'm about to be in the fucking A list. I'm
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: about to be an A list celebrity.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: You could, you could with that fucking haircut, Bro.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: I'm about to be on my Breonna chicken fry shit. Yeah,
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: going into the clubs having strippers throwing money at me.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: He did kind of shave your head, kind of like
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Bro, really does he have a shaved head?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: He just shaved it like two days before you did it.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I thought that's why you were doing it. No way,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know why you did it. I thought that
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: was obviously why he did it. Is that not why?
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: No, dude, this was a This was an independent choice,
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: believe it or not.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Really, I find out hard to believe that you were
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: on your phone for twenty hours a day.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: I wasn't even on my phone, Bro, I was barely
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: even on Twitter. I was playing Apex. I was thinking
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: about streaming, but I'm not going to. I don't want
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: to ruin it. Why I don't want to ruin video
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: games by making it like a part of my job.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Could be another good red stream for the company. Brother,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Think about what they say up in corporate if they
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: saw the numbies, especially in Q one. Q one is
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: where you really put your footmark in the whole rest
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: of the year.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: You believe that Poornoy said that son of a would
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: have to lose his money for the company. That's a
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: tough look for us.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: It's not true. That's clearly not true.
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: Oh Ron's fired up. Yo, cut this cut. This bros
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: about to go ape on us. Whenever you say ape shit, bro,
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go ape shit.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: I'm about to go ape shit on your ass. You
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: look like someone who would say ape shit with that
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: new haircut.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: Dude, this haircut is fly.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: They don't want us to bust open the book though.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Now they don't want us to bust open the f.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: And they know.
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: We walked out of Dave's office said you have no
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: idea how high I can fly. I was thinking about
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: saying that, that's what Michael Scott says when he quits.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: You have no idea how high I can fly.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: You have no idea how high I can fly. I
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: should have said that, gone back to my desks. Obviously,
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna quit and.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Just sat down fucking that money back on your laptop.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Also, because I'm a fucking company man, believe it or not.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: It's a cast system though it.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Was also is here who else is here right now?
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Literally, it's an empty office. The security except for the
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: son of the boy dad squad. And the security guy
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: said he would shoot someone for me earlier.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a goddamn Monday, goddamn Monday five.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Office is dead, unbelievable, not my barstool. And we've been
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: in here all fucking day, probably be here tomorrow too,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: just to get some extra fucking reps in.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: And they got the nerve to tell me that I'm
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: not a company guy.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: You know that we record for fifteen hours every time
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: we put out one hour. Yeah, we only take the.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Best sentence is chopped up.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is a fucking meticulous That was like, no idea,
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: how hard I work? Early on in Call her Daddy?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: That was really there. That's what they would say, Actually
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: do it. They're like, we're gonna fuck but I might
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I mean they might have just been saying that.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: They seemed like early on and curly early on and
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: call her Daddy Daddy chopped up like every sing sentence. Yeah, yeah,
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: that's dedication, bro.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: They put it together like a ransom note. It was
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: like a letter by letter, chopped in.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Like a goddamn puzzle.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: That's why I love that guy. Moved man from moot.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: This is your battle. You can fight that one yourself.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Fucking love that guy.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: Ship that he did from this for this company. Bro
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: built this thing from the ground up.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Fucking unforget he probably he deserved the maccafeed deal.
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Really, isn't he like working? Doesn't moves like work for
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: Phase Now.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: He works for Joe Biden. Really Yeah, he's in the
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: White House campaign team. Yeah.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: You see that White House like press release that they
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: did about COVID.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said that you have like a long winter
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: of death ahead of you. Yeah.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: They were like, they were like those who are vaccinated,
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: enjoy the holidays, have a great time. Those who aren't
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: vaccinated prepare for a storm.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: It sounds it's like a long winter filled with death
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: and over over capacity hospitals, the death of your family members.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: They literally said, like prepare for the death of close
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: ones and loved ones.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: It sounded like a prophecy that would be foretold by
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: like a witch with like a glass eye or something
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: That's like absurd that they can say.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: That if you're vaccinated, Prepare for the age of prosperity. Yeah,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: the land of milk and honey and untold bounties for
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: your family. Prepared to meet your maker. If you're unvaccinated,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: doctor Fauchi, we will hunt you and we will find you.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Doctor Fauci will come to.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: Your hero with the death Squad the Onion. Remember in
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: like the beginning of the Pantamtic, the Onion had like
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: in our headline that was like Trump campaign dump campaign,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: or like Trump campaign team fills doctor Fauci's house with
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: two hundred and fifty thousand dead bodies.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, bro, shout out to the He's at the fucking Onion.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: I did a little bit of writing for them back
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: in the day for real, basically all the good ones
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: that you've seen.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: No way. I used to be in some stock photos
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: for them back in the day.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Really, anything you say, I would believe because you'll just
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: like drop shit like that.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I know. Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Actually one of my buddies started the Onion firefucker's a
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: rap bout. He used to wrap battle.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: A lot of the thing. I mean, you never know, bro,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: rap battle. There's are pound for pounds some of the
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: most talented people in the industry. Everybody fucking knows that,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: bro gotta write and perform your own shit. It's not
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: like this happy handed fucking zoom or bullshit fucking you
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: have a whole fucking editing team. And I was a
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: kid just handshit to you. You had to turn it,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: you had to battle wrap for it on the fucking
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: stage in front of three judges on freestyle Friday on
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: b ET. That was the measure of a fucking man.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Is that what it is? So is there a freestyle Friday?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: There used to be on the.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Like how do you get into the Like? I know you,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: I know how you got into it? How does like
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: a normal person just get into rap.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: That like a secret society will come up and tap
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: you on the shoulder and be like that we saw
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: potential in you, come up behind you in a cloak.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: So there's like really nothing you can like do. Yeah,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Like the first time I tried to get in one,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, can I be in a rap battle?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: And they're like you have to have been in a
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: rap battle first? I was like what the fuck?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like how does one do that?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: How do you do your first one? But outside of that,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: I think, uh, you just kind of start up your
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: own league, or just like spit some fucking bars. Bro.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Just go viral once. Bro, that's the only thing you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: got to do, did right? You went viral? Yeah, you
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: went like world star viral. Dude. I'm trying to go
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: viral in twenty twenty two.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: Bro, you went viral with the Lettuce Club.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'm trying to fucking I'm trying to bring it back.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go viral in twenty twenty two. Again.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: Fucking get some fucking numbies up sell some fucking merch.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: D I think we should just start doing a bunch
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: of live shows. I think we should actually go on tour. Okay,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: all right, you hot thrilled about that. No, I'll do it,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: never mind, Bro, I will do it.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I think that, Uh never mind. Bro, we go on tour.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: We fucking run the fucking roll, little Oaki Doak on
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: the fucking on the fans, you know what I mean. Yeah,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: twenty thousand people in a fucking venue. Yeah, fucking eight
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars a ticket. Boom, Next thing, you know, we're
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: making some money for the company.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what it takes.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw Dave down in Mexico. I said he
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: needs to be in a nicer place than the Flying Spirit.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: His ass was Flying Spirit. Bro. That was like, those
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: are obviously the whole pictures that you that you decided
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: to use.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: I actually didn't know that at first until that the
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: pictures were old, and then I was like, well, it
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: kind of makes sense because the pictures are like grany
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: as fuck.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's wearing masks in the airport, and shit, I.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: Didn't even think about that. Damn, you're smart. You're smarter
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: than me.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You ever do those things where it's like, what's
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: different in these two pictures? One of them there's masks? Yeah, exactly.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: You ever do workbooks when you were a kid? Yeah?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I did. Were you ever homeschooled? No? Were you? You
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: kind of have the homeschool vibe.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: Don't say that, shit, bro, it's an insult. How that's
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: a big and so how because most homeschool kids end
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: up being serial killers?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: Who do they kill? Their fucking parents? Start off with
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: their parents. Yeah, they have no school to shoot up.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: It's the fucking safest place for a serial killer. Home
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: schooling these what uh, what are your goals for next year?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: While you take.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: New US resolutions, uh to get down to four percent
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: body fat.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: First of all, this past this past year, I learned
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: to love pineapple. I'm hoping for uh for papaya this
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: coming year. As far as new fruits to try, new
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: vegetables to try, I'm hoping for BROCOLI hoping to put
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: broccoli on the You don't eat broccoli. I eat broccolini
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: and broccoli rab but never.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Don't like broccoli.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I just don't like the uh texture of it.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: You ever have a good good broccoli? No, never happened
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: good broccoli.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: I have had expensive broccoli, but it's never been good
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: to me.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: What about brussel sprouts?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Like like brussels SPROUTSUS, I feel like brussels sprout, So
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: I have the most upside of any vegetables. Yeah.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: My news resolution is going to be to uh start
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: cooking like everything at home really yeah, even lunch. I'm
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: gonna start prepping my with my launch.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I saw a pretty scary clip today.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: Have some rapper trying to put like some grease he
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: was trying to like he was frying something on his stovetop,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: and he tried to put the grease in his sink
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: and it like bubbled up and like fucking like scarred
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: his face or some shit. Think, Yeah, I mean he
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: didn't know that. And there are little tricks like that
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: about cooking that I feel like people don't necessarily know.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Like the the main problem with cooking for me is
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: like running out of shit to make. Also, it just
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: is a pain in the assp I know. I know
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: for a fact, if.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: There's every dish in the world, you could cook a
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: new thing every day for the rest of your life.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Some things are harder to cook, But I know, I
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: know for a fact that if I started cooking at
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: least five days a week, I would feel like insanely
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: better because I am, like, dude, I feel so oh
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: shitty right now because I just had I've had takeout
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: for every single meal for the last ten days.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the shit that they're serving for takeout is
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: not like the best quality ingredient now, not even just
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: like there's some process shit, and there's some frozen shit,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: and there's even maybe a little bit of fresh shit.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Shout out to the truckers out there that are bringing
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: it fresh to us. But Colorado though, but there's yeah,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: no one in Colorado's eating fresh poor souls. They need
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: to start fucking cooking for themselves. But I feel like
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: there's just no, it's just uh. I went to this
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: like restaurant last night. That was all. It was all fish.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: It was just like a beautiful seafood restaurant. And the
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: person that recommended it, we were talking to them and
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: and he was saying he was going to take a
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: walk after. We're like, oh, that's why, like he's an Italian.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Guys like that's why Italians stay so thin. Yeah, and
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: it walk and he was like, no, we say thin
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: because we don't eat, like the fucking shit that all
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Americans are just dumping into their body, the fucking process.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: Shit.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: What was your most ordered thing while you were over quarantine?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: What you're doing? You're little?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: I didn't eat a lot, was the thing I would
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: really I would order a breakfast sandwich and a coffee
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 4: from the same place ever morning I was good, and
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: then I would usually just order something at night. Tried
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: to keep it light, like sushi, stuff like that.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, something for the bad. I feel like that's nice.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Sushi's a little bit like.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Last night, I was like, I'm starving, so I went
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: to the fast options got a popeyees chicken sandwich. They
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: brought me to fuck I hey, both of them, damn
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: bro within ten minutes.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: They don't realize that you're trying to avoid being skinny fat.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that shit was good.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: How many pushups were you on today?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Zero? It's tough to stay motivated, like exercise wise, when
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: you're just in your room.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: I was doing squats.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: Though, in between APEX games.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: So you're saying, so if you did two sets of
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: squads the entire time, how many percent twenty fifteen did
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: thirty squats the entire time.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: By the end of that, really, dude. When I went
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: for that walk I did. I got like six thousand
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: steps on this walk as a loone walk, Okay. I
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: was like cramping up and I was gasped the whole time.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Did you have like night sweats at any time or
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: anything like that? Yeah, the whole time. No, just like
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: once or twice during the entire thing.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I get like night sweats every time I
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: take a nap.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what that is.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: Last yesterday, it'sok, a long ass nap like on accident.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: I was set my arm for ten minutes, slept for
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: two hours, and uh, and I woke up like soaked
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: in sweat and like felt disgusting. Huh makes you think, Eh.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: What does it make you think? Just makes you think
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: that your body's getting rid of toxins. But I heard
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: toxins might be bullshit. I heard that toxic that. Huh?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: I heard that. Yeah, it's going around dude. Toxins might
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: not even be a real thing. You never know it's
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: fucking real.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: No, you don't, especially with the media these days.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Like there's like fucking like infrared shit that people will
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: put up to their face to try and like stop
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: aging or something like that, or like there's like lights
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: you can shine on your back to try and make
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you like not feel pain. Like, what the fuck are
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: they talking about?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: You know what I was just talking about?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: What the fuck were you just talking about? Bro Ald is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for details you could have had, Like if you
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: could have taken one class when you were young, what
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: would it have been. If you had one skill that
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: you could have fostered since youth to be able to
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: carry into your adulthood, what would it have been.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: I guess something that I wish that I was better
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: at now is editing video. I mean I am pretty
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: decent at editing, but I wish I was like Quigg's
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: level of editing. Yeah, like graphics and animation and shit
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: like that. That would be sick to be able to
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: make beat fakes sure effects. Yeah, that would be sick to.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Be able to make it seem like fucking cause.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: I love like flick. I'm pretty good at photoshop, and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: I love like deep faking people on Photoshop and shit
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: like that. Like I think it's hilarious. I think it's
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: fun to do.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Deep deep fake people with a set of abs.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. And uh, I wish I could do it
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: on video, you know, Yeah, just wish I fucking could.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: That's the goal. I can't.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Now, picture yourself as a forty year old and you
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: look back at the last twenty years of your life.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: All the time you could have spent learning how to edit.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: This is like a little ghost from Christmas past type.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a little fucking Ebenezer Scrooge dip. Yeah, what
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: do you see now? Now?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 4: I see a frustrated young boy sitting at his computer.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: He wishes he knew how to use after effects, but he.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: Doesn't, And can he learn over the next twenty years
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: or he can't.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: He wants too so bad, but he just can't and
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: he never will be able to know why because he
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: can't put down the goddamn cigars. You need two hands
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: to edit. Everyone knows that.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: And you use two hands to smoke a cigar, look
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: like you're choking down a dick like a flute. It
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: makes the dick look bigger if you use both hands.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: That's a fucking That was a joke from a movie
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: I watched last night.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Well they stole that from Call Her Daddy. Now Call
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: her Daddy?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: Stole that from uh funny people?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, Well, fucking damn bro call that's like a
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: war mode use that in there. I thought it was
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: introd that.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: Dick looks smaller if you use two hands.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: No, bro, it makes him feel like your dick is bigger.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Bro, you could barely fit one hand around my deck.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: I never got that, Remember when I remember when I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: was in like remember one when I was in fifth grade,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: some kid told me that he uses two hands to
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: jerk off. And I was like, no, you don't. But
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: it wasn't fifth grade. It was like eighth grade.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what is he trying to fucking Yeah?
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, dude, what is your dick like ten
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: inches long?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Liar? He ain't pushing spaghet.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I was like, bro, you're a liar.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: He was like trying to massage your fucking golf ball
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: out of a garden hose or something like that. That
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense using two hands, No it doesn't.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: But what do you like, where's your phone?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Plus you got it? And you got to use one
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: hand to fucking hold onto the cowboy hat. Yeah, you
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: ever fucking like you're in a rodeo, use one hand
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: to hold onto the news.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: So you don't like trip and all.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: That's how they got Epstein. All you wanted to do
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: is catch it Nutt in prisons. Yeah, it had been
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: four days since Little Girl Pussy.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: I remember some dude in middle in like high school
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: or middle school told me that like his neighbor died
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: because he was jerking off with a noose around his neck,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: and I was like, that's the not true. And I
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: still don't think that that's the thing that people do.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: It is it is? What is it like?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: It's thinking like one person has done.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Ever auto erotic isphyxiation.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: It's definitely if they gotta word for everything, you gotta
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: work for everyone this dude.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Damn, bro, are you older? Are you young? I don't know, Bro,
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: if there was one thing I could go back and learn.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: You're an old soul brother, Yeah, yeah, well what would
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: you what would you go back and ask yourself?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I would learn would work? Yeah, that was what I was.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: I was that was in my head because that's more
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: of a realistic thing to learn. I feel like, yes, bro,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 4: you don't learn editing in high school. You learn that
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: in college. If you're like a film major.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: If you go back and you're just fucking making cabinets
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: as like a nine year old or some shit, working
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: with the fucking saw, working with the fucking a single
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: saw like you're one of the seven Dwarves or a
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: fucking table saw measure twice cut once type of shit.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Bro beat in the shop, fucking blowing some shit, maybe
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: cutting off your ring finger or something accidentally, you got
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: a nub for the rest of your life. I actually, uh,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: you took shop, I'm assuming right, Uh a little in
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: a college, not in high school.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Shop was a fun ass class. Yeah, yeah, it was sweet.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: You're cutting shit, You're always cutting shit. I don't even
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: know what we were cutting. I don't think we ever
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: wound up with anything, but they teach you how to cut.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: We made a cutting board, which was cool, like really
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: nice cutting board, like put a nice finish on and
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: everything a lacquer.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: You put a lacquer on that thing.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: And my mom put it through the dishwasher and it's
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: snapped in happy.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, you must have overlaquered it.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: I know. I think I did too much lacquer on
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: that thing. Man, Jake, when did your bitch as learned
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: how to uh how to edit? I started in like
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: early college, figured out is Jake?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Is this your debut inside of a boy? Dad? Yeah?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Holy fuck, this is Jay caught this and he knows
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: how to edit? When's your when's your bitch has learned
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: how to woodwork? I never learned? Fuck? Rising.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: I could see you being like a big wood worker.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Do you think that that's manly or you think it's
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: try hard? When like a grown man is fucking making
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: a picnic table or some shit.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Like that, that must be a great hobby. That's like
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: gotta be one of the best hobbies you can have.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: That in like playing the piano.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Men who just like build a chair, like I fucking
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: made the satisfaction of it. Yeah didn't.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: Dudes just used to build houses. Yeah, people still do.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: My one of my best friends, his dad like built
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: half their house.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking crazy. I know, from scratch. Yeah, how
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: do you build a house from scratch? I wouldn't even
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: know where to start. I need to get a gang
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: of my Amish buddies. I need to head up Nadou's
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: way fucking by Lancaster and fucking link up with the Amish,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: fucking turn some of my own butter and fucking raise
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: a barn. You ever see those videos or the amage dudes,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: like the stop or the like time laps of the
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Amage dudes raising a barn together? You struggle with that cigar, bro, Yeah,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to put it out. Just drop it in
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: the drop it in the thing. It was hot. No,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: don't put the don't don't put water on it. It's
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: it's a cigar. Oh sass, well, I.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: Just want to make sure it doesn't burst into flames.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I would it burst into flames? That was all?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: That was a fun smoke, was it?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: I had a good time.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Did it smoke good? Smoked good.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna really got the taste of that thing
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: out of my mouth for the next month, though.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: It's gonna stain in these clothes. Yeah. I put on
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: a puff of cologne this morning, and now I have
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: like the scumbag smell of cigar and cologne mixing with
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, it's very, very scumbaggish.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: It's gonna smell like you've been at like a strip club.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it smells like a fucking pontiac uncle in a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: pontiac or something like that. You got an uncle in
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: a pontiac. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah?
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: Oh fuck man, couple bro uncles and a couple of pontiacs.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: We need to you. Do you believe in fucking in
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: verbalizing your goals in hope that you'll manifest them into
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: coming true? Yeah, like writing yourself a check for a
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: million dollars type of thing.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: No, I don't really like know what my goals are
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: right now, Like I would like to get this role
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: for the show, but we'll see.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Is it recurring or is it a cameo.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: Recurring every episode? Sh yeah, it would be sick if
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: I got it.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Please bro? Is it a new show? Is it a
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: new show? I can't say. Is it a new show?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: I can't say. I've already said too much. Okay, it's
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: you don't want to jeopardize the opportunity.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, So, but I just wanted to make sure you
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: weren't being like an added character to an already going show,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: because that could be hard.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: I am, Oh it is. Yeah, So it's not a
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: new show.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: It's on a new show. Oh so you'd be like
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: cousin Greg's extra cousin onto suck session or something like that.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: Or but it's a big role. What shows aren't being
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: filmed in the United States? Suremre someone's brother in it.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you have siblings in the show. No,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm anyone's brother. So you're only child
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: in the show. Think, So, how are you gonna relate?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: I'll find a way walk myself in a room for
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: a month, eighth Leed style.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: What if you come out fucking twisted?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: I think you would do great things for the podcast
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: if I was on a show, I think so too.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: I got you a role too. Don't worry, thank you, Bro.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: I told them we're a package.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: You deal. Thank you, Bro. That's the least you could do. Man.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Just put me on a little bit.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Just let me fucking come to the set and fucking
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: be the homie that rolls blood hall to get out
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: to the set. Oh really, I said too much. It's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: in Chili. This is one of those classic scenarios where,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: like the amount that we've talked about, it will have
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: will ruin the role for you.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: We haven't said anything about it. I just said I'm
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: auditioning for a show.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: You just said we have to go to Argentina for
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: the one thing. What shows are being filmed in Argentina? Bro,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: I did not say Argentina. Oh, Australia.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be doing it if it was in Argentina. Really,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know anything.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: They got the best steaks down there, Bro. The fucking
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: cattle down there, Bro, fucking cattle is insane down there. Bro,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: you would go nuts if you went to Argentina. Once.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: We gotta go down to Argentina. So where is it.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: It's in the continental right, whe it's in Hawaii.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: I can't say.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, and it's in Hawaii. No, but it's in the
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: continental United So it's not in the United States. I
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: wants the can wow, But Vancouver is basically the United States.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: Right, I would not be hyping it up. So it
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: was in Vancouver.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: You don't like vank.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: I heard Vancouver is beautiful in the summertime. I would
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: love to go to Vancouver, pine trees. Yeah, I've heard
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: it's like a cooler in New York.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Really. Yeah. I don't know what to expect, but I
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: heard that there's like the ocean.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: In a big like senior trip in high school everyone
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: goes to People go to Vancouver when they graduate.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck it up? Is there a lot of people
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: get kidnapped? A lot up there? No, dude, maybe we
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: should start fucking kidnapping people, bro. Yeah, that would be
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: good for the pod. It would be less scary, like
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: if we were the ones who were doing the kidnapping,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you're just throwing kids
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: in fucking trunks or some shit. I'm spitballing, but it
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: seems lucrative the way that people are always on alert
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: You ever watched Dexter?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: Have you actually watched her?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Now? The first season? You like it? It was all right?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm kind of getting to a point. Yeah, she's
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: kind of getting a little turned off for me. Yeah,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: maybe because I fucking hate deb who's Debn's sister.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah she sucks. Yeah, yeah he should kill.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: Her, she should. I wish Rudy killed her in the
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: first season.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Does uh? Is the show Dexter? Yeah? That you're gonna
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: be on?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, you have a son of Dexter.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: I don't have enough like soap soapy skills for that.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too serious. Yeah, so yours a week comedy show. Now,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: So it's the guy you couldn't play a drama role.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: Bro, it's the Office, It's the Office reboot.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: I'm playing j them. Shut up, dude, give us a look,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: give us a h We needed a fresh gift with
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: the new haircut. People love the gift. Do it a
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: little bit slower and hold it a little bit more still. Yeah, dude,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: that's it. You can't have a bald gym. You can
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: bro a slim gym. Bro, but that's gonna be one
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: of your main skills with acting that You're gonna need
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: to work on your stillness, you know what I mean.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: Very I struggled with that in the audition. I was
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: swaying around.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I know, you need to be still. You just have
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: to practice being still.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's tough.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: You think you can do it.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: I like when I when I'm like trying to be still,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 4: I'm like twitch, feel every single muscle in my body
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: like begging to move.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: You gotta master that.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: That's one thing I learned about myself in prison.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: My hand does not shake. You gotta do some breathing
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: techniques to steal your body out. I think that's all
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: acting is, Honestly. I think the people just sits. Yeah,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: I think that's all they do. I swear to god,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: I think they just don't move.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Thats you with getting like super comfortable in front of
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: the camera and like not overacting.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think overacting is a thing that a lot
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: of people fall into. Have you just say this shit
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: and like stand perfectly still. I think underacting. I think
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: director is probably not for that.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've tried to. They said I did a good
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: job onunderacting, he said. They were like, they were like,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: you did a good job of not overdoing it.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, what was one of your lines that it
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: was great?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: I can't tell you my line?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Why? What was one of them? It's not even released
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: to the public yet, but I mean, there has to
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: be one of the lines that was benign that doesn't
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: give away the script. I can't bro Is it avatar?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: It is?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: Why do you got the head? They're gonna pant this shit?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Blue eleven foot sasas? Yeah, just you in a fucking
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: one of those like light up suits that they film
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: video games in. I'll be sick. Did you see the
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Tom Holland clips of him? Like, dude, I was nuts.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: I just saw that before I came here. He was
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: fucking He's doing backflips off of moving cars.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Why can't you do that? Shit? I don't know.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not athletic enough.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: It's probably because he's short.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: He was like a gymnast or some shit.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, he has the stout body of a gymnast.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he also probably gets got like the best training
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 4: for that those hunts in the world.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was also attached to a wire.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I know, it's like, dude, lose the wire.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: He's no Jackie Chan.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, seriously, they should take respect a man who does
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: a backflip with a wire to him.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: She's wearing a fucking wire like a fed. They need
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: to take away that wire. They need to take away
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: the net like in Batman. Remember when Robin's parents died.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see that Batman?
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, the Batman, the Dark Knight.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: No forever, Batman Forever. When Robin's parents died, they're like
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: trying to get a bomb out of a circus tent.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Now they're like a trapeze family. His whole family dies.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: No, but I know that his parents are dead Robin's Yeah,
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: it's fucking sad, bro because he's an orphan.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: I fucking relate to Robin more than any superhero character. Yeah.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Did you see the videos of the people going nuts
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: in the in the movie theater? That was so cringey.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: I thought that at first as well, but then I like,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: I was like sports.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 4: Fans, Yeah, but dude, they were like live reacting like
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: that to like everything that happened. Yeah, Like, dude, just
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: watch the movie, Like I get like at the end,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: Like I know, at the end of like the Avengers movie,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: It's why is it always only superhero movies? I know,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: like like uh, Black Panther, they all did the Wakanda forever,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: like they're all standing up in the theater doing it.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: And then like at the Avengers apparently like everyone was
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 4: like bawling crying at the end.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah why And I feel like, uh, even some people
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: like Waiting, like Robbie and like Jeff Low and like
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: fran Went, they were all like cheering and like crying.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Like the whole gang was like crying.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess peop were just like obsessed with it.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: And I guess people are obsessed as well with sports,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: but I think it's a little different when the sports
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: are happening live. But maybe I don't know. I gues
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: see your first time seeing things, Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: But also a damn near shed a tear when Soap
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: died in Mardern Warfare three. Real he You're you're along
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: with him in that journey for the first two games.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bro, I'll fucking cry a light breeze though, Bro,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: I fucking love crying. Man, I don't cry, Yeah, right, bro?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: You do up. You better start learning if you're gonna
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: be an actor now right.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: That was what I was scared of because there's one
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: scene where it goes from funny to being like serious,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 4: and I like couldn't. I couldn't do the transition. Really
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: such a bad like serious actor, I.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Know, because you don't take anything serious in your life.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: That's mean.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Do you see how I stids still when I fucking
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: said it though? That's fucking acting. Bro, I'm fucking my snore. Bro,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking Stanislavsky.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: Bro, there's your stand Olavsky boo chio bro.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: Alrightul we wrap it up. Yeah, it's been an hour
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: and a half. I think that we should get the
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  Speaker 1: fuck out of here. No, it'spend exactly an hour and
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: A had a lot to talk about it today. We
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: were chewing the fat today.
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to know, like, how many people get to
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 4: this point? I think fifteen all of everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Does? You think? Oh what, dude? What? You pop? The
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: fucking fun don't stop. That's why our last ad sell
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: for more than our first ad. Really, if you get
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: the last in the show, that means it's like you're
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: bat and clean up. Most valuable advertiser. Damn, they just
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: shut off the fucking computers on us though, they're shutting
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  Speaker 1: off the fucking lights in here. That's how hard we
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: fucking grind. Bro.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 4: All Right, Well, thanks for listening everybody. Hope you guys
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: all have a great holiday season.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Christmas or if your Quanta has already I mean your
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Hank has already passed, shout out to that. But if
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: your Quantsa is coming up, enjoy that.
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  Speaker 4: I think people are gonna be listening because COVID's back,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: no one's going outside. Oh fuck, yeah, well it's gonna
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: be a very I'd say we're probably gonna get a
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: couple hundred thousand listeners on this one, so it's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be a dip. I meant to say, like three hundred
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: four hundred k probably, So it's gonna be a dip, yeah, probably,
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  Speaker 4: God damn it the fuck. All right, thanks for listening everybody.
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  Speaker 4: We'll talk to you guys next week.
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  Speaker 1: Peace,