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The Dragon Strap-On: No Man's Sky Launch Problems & Arkham Knight Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your
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  hosts Luke I accidentally got soap in
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  Dan's urethra Dan it was a bit Arty so I
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  doubt Matt would understand it and Matt
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  is that the Luke penis multiple nerdgasm
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  your guide to All Things
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  nerdy I play a sport now well I bought
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  equipment to play a sport go on and I have played it I have played it twice so
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  you mean like you got your Xbox and your play play sport on that no this is it's
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  like uh it's kind of like a video game
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  except you go outside and like physically interact with other so I
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  don't understand so it's like virtual reality but reality yeah it's kind of
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  like uh you know like have you guys played Mario Golf I'm not sure I have to
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  be honest no I played I mean I know what golf is have you played a golf video game
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  there's a Tiger Woods there yeah there's a type of game called a golf game on
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  computers I've played Wii golf yeah and it's kind of like uh apparently they
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  invented a physical game to go with that um when they made the video games but
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  there's also oh that seems pointless yeah I don't know I don't know why they
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  bothered um this is disc golf as in
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  frisbee golf yeah yeah and I I play that
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  now you play it like on a team uh we we
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  have jokingly started a team yeah okay yeah that counts do you play against
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  other teams uh no at not at the moment no uh I'm not at that level yet um so
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  there's a league is there I that once you're at that level you can start
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  competing in uh there are there are tournaments there's a tournament on
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  today actually oh at the place where we we've been playing I want you to go and
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  enter that tournament today and next week we want to hear about how you won
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  it I doubt that's going to happen I don't really see how you could lose it
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  something like that so basically you know uh joking obviously you're familiar
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  with golf and you know in general the way Golf Works you have a t and you hit
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  the ball and then you hit it into the hole on the green yeah that's my
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  understanding of golf yeah well this is kind of like that except instead of
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  hitting a ball you throw discs frisbees basically and the hole is sort of like a
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  pole of chain on it or something isn't it yeah it's like a a big bucket and the
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  chains hang down and they kind of stop the Frisbee from you know bouncing off
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  they're like kind of loosely hung I've seen things like that before when I've
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  been driving past right so there official frisbee golf
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  courses Dan there's a there's a pro
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  shop okay what are you getting at a pro shop for frisbee golf really good
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  Frisbee and a polo shirt I would have SE I'll I'll I'll I'll tell you for
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  starters my kit that's on the way has got three discs it's got the
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  driver the the mid-range mhm and the putter right so instead of using
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  different clubs to hit the same ball you just Chuck a whole out of frisbee
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  correct wow and they all have different usages and uh when you throw them they behave
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  differently go on elaborate well I mean you know the the there were ones that
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  are designed to be thrown over long distances and there the putter is kind
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  of like a heavier one that's designed to be oh yeah you know tossed into the the
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  bucket and uh and the and the course obviously is uh you know same as a golf
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  course except it's it's for frisbee golf or this golf sorry they're not frisbees
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  it's not child's game it's a it's a game for flying have you got in trouble
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  calling them frisbees no no no what I
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  love about golf is that uh it's stupid right
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  I was uh right I was outside a sports store here the name of which is sporting
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  and golf equipment and I love it that not even they admit that golf is a sport
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  you know what I mean sure what I've never understood about golf is um how a
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  spectator sport oh God the only thing more boring than playing golf would be
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  watching others play golf yeah I just think get it when they're all there they
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  s of stay around the hole and they CL I have a good mate who goes and watches
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  and he does follow players around and clap yeah right and and this is a guy
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  who you know other than that seems to like some pretty cool stuff see if you
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  actually look it like with golp the amount of time that they're actually
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  doing something is probably what a whole 2 minutes of the day and the rest is
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  just walking but if they' found a way to make a living out of it then they are
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  winning yeah well I heard uh from from people I was playing with that the disc
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  golf is getting quite popular because Normal golf is very expensive to get
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  started in whereas I bought the you know the starter kit for this for $20 off
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  Amazon and then I can just go and and play and so people are kind of because
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  it's kind of the same thing people are are switching over because it's so much
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  cheaper to play disc golf than it is to you know because you got you a lot of
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  golf courses you got to pay for membership and so you're saying it's
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  it's not it's not actually a different demographic it's the same people who
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  love golf like it's it's old men so I'm going to see Tiger Woods soon out there
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  with his frisbee Rich old men going oh you know what I could save a bit of
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  money put it into other stocks and shares and just get a frisbee instead of
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  new clubs no okay in that case maybe that's not quite correct those guys are
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  still playing golf it's the younger guys they're not getting into golf because
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  it's too expensive and they're playing this instead H yeah that's not the reason I'm not
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  getting into golf but I do see how brisbee golf would be massively more fun
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  than golf yeah no it is well I mean sorry I haven't played golf but I never
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  intended to so I've played a few rounds of golf played twice it wasn't good either time
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  I've played Mario Golf on my 3DS oh well you and I enjoy that I like driving the
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  buggy I bet you do in real life golf yeah of course I don't know if there's
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  golf in Mario we don't have buggies in this because it's it's actually just
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  kind of out in the woods so that buggy wouldn't be much
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  use it's a lot more I think it would still make it funner it's more rugged
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  than normal golf at least the course we play at is maybe ours is just you know
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  you basically you take a frisbee to the woods yeah and then you throw it into a
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  bucket the bucket already there or you got to take the bucket every time no no
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  no no they're there they're they're official uh official what do you call
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  them these are official frisbee golf woods so it's the same course every time
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  you go there holes what's that it's the same course every time you go there yeah 18
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  holes going to leave that one
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  alone so yeah it's fun I just bought my starter kit and a little bag to carry my
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  water around in I don't know I I just feel like I'm disappointed in you well
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  don't worry there'll be lots of photos up on the Instagram at some point I'm
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  sure once I'm not as rubbish hold on I I I need to know whether you had to buy a
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  specific type of water bottle for disc
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  golf to buy a described to me as a a bottle of water no no no it's to hold
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  the water I mean it's it can be any bottle of water they make the bags you
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  know kind of versatile like that you can put any kind of water bottle in it you
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  all right you've got a bag to hold a b water I but it's a is it a special
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  frisbee golf water bottle or bag
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  bad guess right yeah just as I suspected y well I mean I guess I didn't
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  have to buy one I'm not say anything else neither am I I think L can just let
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  that go so you've never you've never bought us a bag for a specific purpose
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  like say carrying a a game console I still use that bag to this day that's
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  what I thought that's what I thought I'm going
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  to bring that bag to America all right are you going to bring your Xbox no I
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  probably should though you're bringing window get worried about the trip to
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  America well you can use ours I'm going to have to for some cuz I need to boost
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  my score a bit while I'm there right really worried about the competition
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  while I'm away you've got your phone yeah but you don't get a lot of gaming
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  score for playing on the phone right right well rightly so I guess
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  cuz it's kind of just it's almost a scam using that phone I'll be honest yeah in my
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  opinion so pretty much I need to get like a th at least a thousand gamer
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  scorer a week while I'm away [ __ ] hell I played through Arkham Knight and
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  I don't think I got a thousand well you'd have to 100% the game [ __ ] hell I
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  didn't I did finish it though by the way oh what you think man what a great story
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  line like it's it's really good no that's what I'm as I said last time last
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  week I'm really looking forward to the re-releasing The Originals and I'm going
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  to play through them again yeah it's it's so good any I'm you know scarecrow
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  wasn't really in Arkham City that much
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  and uh yeah and I think I think the ones that he's in are better just because of
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  like this is not a spoiler or anything Dan in case you do play these but
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  whenever scarecrow is involved his fear toxin makes you hallucinate and it's
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  just it's just done so well in this trying to think how I can not spoil it
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  in the first one like you'll be playing the game and you think everything's
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  normal and then well all of a sudden something strange will happen in
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  particular in Arkham Asylum go on you can spoil it there's a part of the game
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  where I thought the game had like glitched people actually return the game
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  to the store to go my game is broken yeah like what the [ __ ] is going on and
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  it's because like there's a section where you you don't know it at first but
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  you've been dosed with scarecrow's fear Toxin and so you're hallucinating but
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  it's like the game just goes like so weird but it's awesome like once you
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  figure out what's going on and like you kind of in on it it's oh it's great and
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  then this this one's uh similar like I don't know if you've noticed uh I'm sure
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  you probably notice Luke you know just randomly if you turn your head in the
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  game like a statue will have Joker's face yep and then you look you you look
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  away look back and it's normal again like stuff like little things like that
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  happen constantly in it and it's like like the [ __ ] it's so good and then the
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  whole the whole story at the end was just great H you got to play him Dan got
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  to play him yeah you really have to maybe I will because honestly I've
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  played every possible angle of Fallout 4 now so I do need to start something new
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  so I'm I'm not saying anything uh of value because I'm trying to skip around
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  not saying things so I won't talk about it anymore just play them listeners yeah
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  just play them play three games from start to finish yeah yeah don't worry
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  about the one actually the one thing I haven't done in it is all the Riddler
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  Riddler trophies so I mean technically I haven't finished the game yeah cuz that
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  gives you a different ending yeah exactly well I can tell because it's
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  like oh X can't happen because you've got to stop all of the bad guys it's
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  like well I got to collect all the Riddler trophies The Riddler leaves
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  little question marks around everywhere Dan riddles yeah some of them are
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  riddles you have to Sol some of them are like Puzzles like you have there'll be
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  some contraption that you have to operate to get the uh get the question
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  mark out things like that and some of them are they're not super hard to get
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  but there's just so many of them yeah and you've got to find them all like so
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  I was like you know what n I'll look up on YouTube what happens
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  when you when you do I didn't even think about doing
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  that no I will do it one day all right very good I mean we're talking about
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  video games accidentally do you want to talk about video games for a little bit
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  Yeah well it's a bit late to ask us that now isn't it well I apologize well I can
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  edit this in earlier this could be the start of the
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  episode exactly uh no no no definitely Luke's saying Dan urethra is the start
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  of this episode in fact this episode might be called Dan
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  urethra but don't we have to uh isn't isn't that going to give the game
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  away all right I'll put that at the end yeah okay bonus so listeners there's a
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  bit of foreshadowing if you want to hear about danra skip to the end and then
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  come back or just text
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  me you guys still playing Pokémon go no you know you know that one night I told
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  you I played it and had a lot of fun that's the one night I've played it yeah
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  I haven't been play not turned it on since then I've played it a lot uh but
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  I've kind of stopped and apparently so have 10 million other people
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  they've dropped numbers have they yeah it uh had almost 45 million daily users
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  in July uh but they've lost like 12 million of them through August and so I
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  guess it's probably going to be even less uh into September yeah well it have
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  to be CU more countries came online in August so yeah I guess they lost a lot
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  of the you know Australia and America because well I'll be honest there's not that
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  much to do in it like yeah let's be honest the game isn't very good at all
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  right so I don't know I just don't do anything yeah I don't even think to to
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  open it the other like the other day I was out and somebody said oh there's a
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  poké stop near here and I went oh yeah Pokémon go exists yeah every now and
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  again I'll hear someone say oh there's a rare Pokémon or something you bu and
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  I'll get it out then right but if no one said anything about it I'm not thinking
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  about this game at all I uh I also think that the game takes so long to load
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  compared to other games that I often Tor myself out of wanting to play it during
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  the loading screen you know sure yeah like if somebody just says Oh there's uh
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  Poké stop here I'm like all right I'll start it up and then by the time by the
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  time it's ready I've already walked off you know yeah it interrupts your uh flow
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  of just life waiting for it correct it's like hang on got wait for this to learn
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  and continue with my life yeah I don't know I just uh I I got up to I got level
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  20 I think oh wow I think I'm level seven and that's all in that one night
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  and that's it for me yeah I got to 15
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  but yeah it's I probably will eventually get to 16 just when I'm around other
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  people that are playing it but those people are coming few and far between
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  now yeah there's not a whole lot of people in camra No in fact I I read a
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  statistic that say that there's more Pokémon than people camera have you been
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  catching people Luke it could be fun to pass some time when on my trip to
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  America well I like to think you'll have more things to do here plenty of stuff
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  to do yeah that's what I would have thought Disneyland I'm not having a
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  whole lot of time when over there honest yeah when I'm bored at Disneyland I
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  guess I can play Pokémon go well while H's pushing me around in the wheelchair
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  I could be playing Pokémon that's true while you're waiting in line I don't
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  wait in line oh that's true you don't wait in line I love going to theme parks
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  with you oh that's nice well it is well Luke's Luke's fun to
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  hang out with anyway sure I mean you've been to tons of uh theme parks with me
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  uh and you've never said that to me so whatever get [ __ ]
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  I they were fun with you too Denny boy lost count of theme parks we've been to
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  look yeah I know you're right uh we did go to quite a few but uh when we went I
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  didn't get to skip all the lines yeah that's true we didn't but neither did I
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  Matt and I thought we had a great time lining up for things clearly I was wrong
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  we did obviously we did I feel awful I feel is pretty cool uh have you guys
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  played no man's sky and I know the answer to this but I'm asking you anyway
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  no I really want to yeah I really want to as well like I really dead set want
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  to and I really do hope that if they do get around to releasing on the Xbox
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  there'll be a game yeah well to what it is at the moment it's cuz I was really
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  excited about it when I saw the first trailers and the heard about what it was
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  and I guess you know everybody else was as well but now that it's out
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  speak yeah yeah all right Dan was really excited um but apparently it's not very
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  good is the short version of it I think the problem that people have is how much
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  it cost as to what the game is like it's a full price game yeah but it's from
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  what I've read about it seen of it it's more of an early access game M so what
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  the game be in the future it's going to be amazing but at this moment in time
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  it's not there so they shouldn't be charging for a full game now right from
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  what I understand you travel from planet to planet just identifying animals and
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  exploring right yep and it's not multiplayer right so you can't come
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  across anyone else I do what I
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  want can't or shouldn't in the game you can't right thanks for clarifying well
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  and apparently there's a lot of bugs where like people have found see I I
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  haven't played it so you know I'm probably G to I'm going to balls up this
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  description but you know you find a Planet you uh log it in your journal in
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  the game you find life forms on the planet and then you record those and
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  then you move on but then apparently if you come back later uh just randomly
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  they'll be gone reset ah oh I didn't know that it's not meant to do that no
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  no no it's not meant to but apparently that's a that's an issue they're having
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  and well there are quite a few issues like that uh and now uh it seems like
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  Steam and Sony and Amazon are all
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  issuing refunds for the game regardless of play time uh you know normally on
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  Steam you've got to have played it for less than 2 hours and it's got to be
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  within 14 days I think or now they're just issuing refunds anyway so I mean
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  that's a pretty big admission that it's not that good isn't it for this game by
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  the time you get past the tutorial and stuff and actually start playing the
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  game you're well over that two hours yeah right yeah it's like a Final
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  Fantasy game it's it's 20 hours before you actually even start playing the game
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  there was a really awesome bug it came out with for people who pre-ordered and
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  got a special ship so what happened was they get the pre-order they get the
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  special ship and they start using that but then if they decided to build a new
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  ship or sold that one they couldn't actually get a new ship and move anywhere because
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  the tutorial teaches you how to build a hyperdrive right if you sell your other
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  ship you don't know how to make a hyperdrive and you can't do the tutorial
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  anymore right so there were these people who just got stuck just on a planet Y
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  game break bug right there yeah that's been fixed now but I just found that
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  amusing so but there's a there's a story line right to the in the game I I have no idea
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  I've avoided spoilers no no story line are you sure I thought there was like a
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  way to finish the game like there was a there was a plot not that I've
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  seen but I could be wrong oh never mind I've been avoiding spoilers so I think
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  that's one of these things that will be like in the future I think that will be
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  there but at the moment it's just uh that's a bug go explore there a bug
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  where there's no story line it's it's Minecraft without the building look I
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  mean the art in this game is so beautiful that you know if the ambience
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  is good you play for that alone I just hope it is good enough that it's
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  actually going to be able to one thing I've heard is they played up the the
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  fact that there would be like you know 18 bajillion variations of planets and
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  creatures and everything and they would all be random but apparently because
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  they can't be truly random CU otherwise you know some of them would be
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  implausible and so there are limitations on how random it can be uh and ends up
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  with a lot of stuff just looking the same they all look the same yeah within
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  within you know boundaries so there's like apparently it's it's the it's the
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  old here's a different color Universe well there's like apparently there's 10
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  types of Planet rough sorry there feels like there are about 10 different types
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  of planet and you just encounter the same types of Planet over and over again
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  with a few different variations but also the buildings on the planets like if
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  there's buildings they're similar lay layouts and stuff like it doesn't
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  actually feel like it's random it just feels like see here's the problem you
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  can't hype up a game like this so that people are criticizing it before it's
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  even properly released you know like this is just I don't know it's kind of I
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  kind of feel like it's their own fault here you know I think it's actually the
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  fault has been um sort of Sony I think this has really been marketed by Sony as
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  like a a fullon AAA title right it's not it's a literally indie game made by 12
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  people yeah right like it's not a huge thing and it's sort of like the way
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  Minecraft started started off with nothing and then built into what it was
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  and this is going to be the same yeah yeah people if he paying $100 for a game
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  now you're expecting a whole game yeah of course yeah I stopped buying Early
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  Access stuff for that reason because um it's just I I I don't know if I
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  mentioned this on the podcast the other week uh did I mention Starbound play I
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  think we played Starbound yeah right but did I talk about have you played it recently
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  no it's completely different play in
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  ages like when when I when I bought it
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  uh and when we first started playing it it was kind of like um Terraria have you
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  played Terraria yep love Terraria so it's kind of like
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  that but in space right and you had a spaceship and you it was basically
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  Terraria except you could fly to other planets and then and then do the same
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  thing on other planets so you you would start with nothing kind of like
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  Minecraft and you would build you would find resources and you would build
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  things and then you would kind of you know move to another planet once you had
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  enough stuff to make your ship work enough fuel but now uh I haven't played
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  it in like could even be a year or two I haven't played it now when you play it
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  there's a story line at the start where you're graduating from the academy and
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  you have to go to your graduation ceremony and like so you have to do that
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  like you play through that and then a big creature attacks and you escape in a
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  ship and you end up on a planet and it's similar to how it used to be except
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  there's like a teleporter on the like a big teleportation like Stargate looking
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  thing on the planet and once you find the crystals for that you get beamed up
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  to this space port and there like merchants and it like it's just like
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  it's completely different I might have actually kept played that's the thing I
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  mean you you would never do that with any other art form other than a game if
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  if they said a Early Access to this movie and you went and saw it and you're
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  like oh I haven't really put the ending in and there's it's it's just a bit of a
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  weird phenomenon really you could still play it you know like like terrario like
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  it used to be it's just but but now it's like it's weird cuz like what what do I
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  okay so it's not a survival game it's like a like an adventure game almost cuz
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  there's merchants and like it's like a role playing game now I don't know it's
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  just it was caught me off guard I was like wait what is this game now it's not
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  the game I thought it was you know yeah I stopped with Early Access a while ago
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  just because I'm sort of doing I I just want a full game yeah that that's all I
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  want to mess around and was it what's the one where your your plane crashes
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  and you're stranded it's another survival one but there's like the the
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  the natives I talked about it might be the the cave or something it's called
• 24:54
  not the Cave the uh the island but anyway it's the island yeah it was very
• 25:00
  um immersive but then like it becomes apparent after you play it for an hour
• 25:06
  or two you've done everything and there's no more game to play like
• 25:10
  there's no it doesn't go anywhere that's why yeah Early Access I'm like I feel
• 25:14
  like it ruins my enjoyment of what would have been a great game because it's not
• 25:19
  finished although there is something on here which I actually did go in early
• 25:23
  access for that I think someone's played I think You' have been playing it go on
• 25:28
  dangerous I have been playing it wasn't the Early Access for that how's that
• 25:33
  game these days I uh because of I guess because of no man's Sky's been in the
• 25:38
  news I I remembered that I had bought Elite dangerous cuz someone uh made a
• 25:43
  comparison to it so I've been playing it uh and I'll be honest I played it for
• 25:50
  for a little bit and then I was like I don't know about this cuz it didn't seem
• 25:53
  like there was a game in there like I didn't know what the point was but then
• 25:58
  all of a sudden it kind of clicked like you just do whatever you
• 26:03
  want like so Le dangerous uh for those who don't know Dan if you haven't not
• 26:09
  familiar with it um it's kind of like remember Wing commander and Privateer
• 26:14
  and all those games where you fly spaceship absolutely it's basically like
• 26:19
  you you you fly spaceship and that's all you do really uh and you start out on a
• 26:26
  on a a space station and then there's like a mission board
• 26:30
  and you can buy and sell Commodities and then you can fly off and go to another
• 26:37
  space station and trade and then get more missions and you can battle in
• 26:42
  space and as far as I can tell there is
• 26:44
  no plot as such you just you just do
• 26:49
  things like as you see fit you can yeah there's no story it's you can smuggle
• 26:54
  stuff you can mine stuff you can do whatever you want take missions you can
• 26:58
  become like a bounty hunter you can you can yeah you can become a Trader I've
• 27:03
  been kind of making my way as a career uh at the moment because it's nice and
• 27:06
  easy so You' just got a just got an entry-level job yeah well what I do is
• 27:11
  making a making an honest living I've got uh the starter ship that the ship
• 27:15
  that you start with still but I've increased my uh my improved my FTL drive
• 27:21
  or what do they call it frame shift Drive uh so that I can make further
• 27:25
  jumps in space and I deliver Goods that's how I'm making money at this
• 27:29
  point until I can afford maybe a better ship or some more upgrades to the ship
• 27:35
  and then I'll you know maybe take on some of the more difficult jobs on offer
• 27:39
  on the job board you know cuz there's like uh again there's like Bounty
• 27:43
  missions I did uh I did defeat some some guy uh attacked me to steal my goods I
• 27:50
  beat him and he had a bounty on his head so I got some money from that cool it's
• 27:55
  pretty cool I do have to ask are the controls more forgiving now yeah I the
• 28:01
  controls were so confusing when I first started playing that game I've gotten
• 28:04
  used to them now I'm I'm not very good right in this game when you get to a
• 28:08
  space station right if you're going to land uh they'll you you you come to a
• 28:13
  big space station right and and like things feel really really big in the in
• 28:18
  the game like it's like you're literally flying around in space like it feels
• 28:23
  authentic and like if you don't have if if you're just if you leave a space
• 28:27
  station and you just fly at like you know like what you would
• 28:30
  call impulse speed I guess in Star Trek you know like normal sublight speed it
• 28:36
  it tells you well that's you know weeks on years away like the planets are years
• 28:41
  away so you jump to light speed and all of a sudden it starts getting closer and
• 28:45
  closer and closer and then you have to exit light speed before you get too
• 28:48
  close so and I crashed into a sun at one
• 28:51
  point and uh yeah it's pretty fun um but
• 28:56
  when you get to a space station you have to request permission to dock with the space
• 29:02
  station uh and then you actually have to fly like man you have to you have to do
• 29:06
  this you have to fly into it through the what do you call it the dock yeah the
• 29:11
  entrance you have to fly inside make your way through the inside to where the
• 29:16
  Docking Bay is and then you have to land on the landing pad and it can be really
• 29:23
  difficult like until you get used to it cuz you know it's it's controlling a
• 29:29
  spaceship in know in like three dimensions so it is still difficult I
• 29:34
  think it's I think it's better than it was I remember when it first came out
• 29:38
  and I tried the demo it was infuriating I might have to give that another try
• 29:43
  and also it it's it's like I love that Matt says it's infuriating and that
• 29:47
  makes you want to try no no no it used to be infuriating but now it's kind of
• 29:51
  like you know I can I can land now I'm not the best but I can you know I don't
• 29:57
  crash into into things over and over and over again like I did the first time I
• 30:01
  don't accidentally hit the afterburners while I'm inside of a space station
• 30:06
  anymore but we should play uh cuz it's it's it is multiplayer it is
• 30:11
  online um and you can you can play together so we should yeah definitely
• 30:16
  cuz I wouldn't mind giving down the go cuz yeah I purchased it I should
• 30:18
  probably play it yeah okay let's play it when it's 7 a.m. Matt's time and
• 30:25
  midnight luk time yep sounds good cuz listeners I know that you probably all
• 30:30
  think that the three of us wake up in bunk beds every morning um clean our
• 30:34
  teeth next to each other in matching pajamas but uh we're all into some time
• 30:39
  zones now so yeah it's uh it's 9:15 a.m. right now we could have played games
• 30:45
  together when we're in the same time zone yeah that's true this is probably
• 30:49
  better yeah it probably is cuz we're going to have to plan it more yeah so Elite
• 30:53
  dangerous get it Dan and then we can play it maybe I will maybe you won't you
• 30:59
  won't maybe I will we'll see we will see yeah we'll
• 31:05
  see yes we will did anyone remember the
• 31:10
  great game Golden Eye of course on the Nintendo 64 of course it was a great
• 31:16
  game I played it sort of recently uh and I was like how the [ __ ] did I play this
• 31:20
  when I was a kid oh well my question is how the [ __ ] did you play it now did you
• 31:24
  play it on a Nintendo 64 I did I played it at uh big head mode one of the after
• 31:29
  show uh gaming sessions they had it set up did you remember years ago they were
• 31:35
  talking about releasing on the Xbox 360 yeah yeah what happened with
• 31:39
  that um well it turns out it's cuz of Licensing oh that old chess like they
• 31:45
  were two months away from releasing the game and I fell about during licensing
• 31:51
  but there's a video out now that shows like the first half an hour of it and
• 31:56
  watching that first mission and sort of like I remember that game I that was
• 32:01
  crazy yeah right just just a shame that we never got to see it I Haven I haven't
• 32:07
  watch this video yet but is it like it looks good it looks like a better
• 32:12
  version of golden eye on the 360 see me that would have been good yeah it just
• 32:16
  looks like more up to date yeah the only thing I never used to like about Golden
• 32:20
  Eye was that I didn't like the 360 controller no and and I didn't like it
• 32:24
  for the simple fact that you pulled the trigger with your middle finger no your
• 32:28
  trigger finger so there wasn't that kind of visceral connect with pulling the
• 32:32
  trigger of a gun wait you mhm you pull a trigger with your middle finger yeah cuz
• 32:38
  your your pointing Figures were on buttons right and then your middle
• 32:42
  finger was on the the trigger which was further back and underneath I I just
• 32:46
  used my trigger fingers and then I would just flick up and hit the buttons when I
• 32:50
  needed to I still do that now with the Xbox One controller no I used to play
• 32:54
  the same way as you I used to have my left on the middle hm
• 32:59
  okay that was a long that was a long way to go to move a finger off the trigger
• 33:03
  onto a button yeah I'm actually holding one in my hand at the moment I don't
• 33:06
  know how you do it what do you mean when I when how do you play your Xbox One
• 33:12
  well no no but the buttons are closer yeah in the the Xbox One the buttons are
• 33:16
  right next to each other so you can just move slightly off the trigger and on the
• 33:19
  button blow my mind on the 360 controller it's your your middle finger
• 33:24
  was on the trigger no it wasn't all right well my middle finger was on
• 33:30
  the trigger you see use my left hand index finger and thumb were in that and
• 33:35
  then my that my right hand was on the right hand side of it there's only one
• 33:40
  trigger right there was three prongs three prongs and one trigger but there
• 33:44
  were two shoulder buttons okay yeah well I mean I see I hold the 360 controller
• 33:50
  the same way I hold the Xbox One controller like with my two trigger
• 33:53
  fingers on the triggers and then when I need to hit a bumper I would just hit the bumper
• 33:58
  well like yeah CU I mean sounds better powered to you for being able to do it I
• 34:04
  don't know why I have an Xbox Nintendo 64 Controller right next to me yeah I
• 34:08
  don't know that either do you have a Nintendo 64 but now I want to hold one
• 34:11
  because now I want to work out what I was doing wrong all those years let's be
• 34:14
  honest the 64 wasn't a great console I didn't play it that often and
• 34:18
  I certainly didn't own one oh no I thought it was a great console yeah I
• 34:22
  liked it had uh I've never owned a Nintendo had some good games yeah as as
• 34:27
  as you both know I'm not a Nintendo fan
• 34:30
  yeah you're a Sega play gold and I I was
• 34:34
  a Sega fan I was Seager I was too all the way not all the way I had a Master
• 34:40
  System first Dreamcast was one of the best systems one one or two two the one
• 34:45
  with Alex kid in Miracle World yep I had two as well oh man how frustra I mean
• 34:50
  Alex kid Miracle world's a great game but how frustrating was it when you were
• 34:54
  trying to play another game and the Alex kid music Started yeah you knew your
• 34:58
  your cartridge wasn't in properly you're like ah not you again
• 35:02
  Alex played you I played this game I rented for $6 and have to give back this
• 35:07
  time tomorrow yeah [ __ ] those days were but you always went back to Alex a
• 35:12
  kid cuz that was such a great game and the game was normally crap well cuz it it was
• 35:17
  there that's right and used to play scissor paper rock or junimo as they
• 35:22
  called it for some Reas oh yeah probably motorcycle Japanese
• 35:27
  scissor paper rock or something as far as we know I want to play that again
• 35:32
  it'll probably be terrible you know what I want to play again even more than Alex
• 35:36
  kid Miracle World Wonder Boy oh yeah there's a there's a Wonder Boy in
• 35:41
  Monsterland remake coming out yes really I saw that yeah it looks
• 35:46
  amazing you know the one where you used to you turn into different animals
• 35:50
  remember that one yeah yeah there's a there's a remake of it coming out looks
• 35:53
  amazing yeah when you say a remake is it still done like a retro game or is it
• 35:57
  going to be like an all immersive mod no it's like uh it's it's like still a sid
• 36:03
  scroller it's got to be an it's going to be a platformer yeah yeah but it's uh
• 36:07
  like all new graphics and stuff just made look prettier and Away you go which
• 36:13
  is all you need sometimes absolutely the dragon's trap is that what it's called
• 36:18
  Wonder Boy maybe it's not Wonder Boy Monsterland it's the dragon trap it's a
• 36:23
  it's yeah but it is Wonder Boy yeah oh yeah here we go go to the dragon
• 36:30
  trap.com and you can see it and then scroll down and have a look at the art
• 36:34
  it looks great maybe it's not the dragon's trap maybe it's the drag on
• 36:38
  strap the drag on strap yeah yeah drag on
• 36:43
  strap it's a strap that just doesn't go anywhere it's a dragon strapon the
• 36:49
  dragon strapon speaking of that's the name I think that's the name of this podcast
• 36:55
  the dragon strapon speaking of strap on
• 36:58
  uh there is some some Texas news some sex toy news let's play the
• 37:04
  jingle do you do when you need new toy
• 37:08
  to put inside of you you listen to sex
• 37:11
  to news SE news yeah protests at a
• 37:17
  university in Texas or the University of Texas I forget um students are angry
• 37:23
  because where it is illegal to bring something as obscene as a dildo to
• 37:30
  school it's not illegal to carry a gun and they think that's a bit stupid so
• 37:37
  they've all brought their dildos to school yeah there's a new law and they were all
• 37:43
  shot there's a new law that says you're
• 37:46
  allowed to carry a gun on campus uh they allow it allows concealed handguns in
• 37:53
  classrooms buildings and dormitories uh and they said yeah it's
• 37:56
  ridiculous that that you could have a gun but not a sex toy so yeah in then
• 38:02
  they're not saying we fight for the right to bring our sex toys no no I'm
• 38:06
  sure I'm sure spun that way by some people I'm sure like what do they want
• 38:11
  what do they want to carry dildos around for they don't yeah they just don't want
• 38:15
  you to have guns do you know what's going to happen oh my God you know
• 38:18
  what's going to happen [ __ ] leftwing [ __ ] hippie pinkos are going
• 38:25
  to start protesting for the rights for these kids to bring dildos to school
• 38:30
  yeah right misunderstanding that that's not the point at all this and they'll be
• 38:34
  like we won we won you can now carry a dildo right next to your gun yeah you
• 38:40
  can carry a gun or a dildo equality for all y not the point not the point I
• 38:46
  guess if if they make it blanket that you can carry anything that that is kind
• 38:52
  of the point but mhm yeah or take the real point which that it's like why
• 38:58
  would you possibly possibly ever in any
• 39:01
  scenario need a gun at school uh I mean I everyone else has got a gun I can
• 39:08
  think of re but if no one has one no one has one yeah right but I guess that's
• 39:12
  the Paradox of gun ownership no I'm almost certain that the the answer to
• 39:16
  that is going to be yes somebody you're not allowed to bring them in but
• 39:19
  somebody could bring one in that's the thing just don't have guns available to
• 39:23
  people yeah no one because everybody when you ask who going to [ __ ] defend
• 39:28
  yourself from It's Always other gun owners yeah I know but uh that said Matt
• 39:34
  now that you live there you need to get a gun because that's your right yeah I
• 39:39
  don't think I'm allowed to just yet but uh just yet you will I don't well just I
• 39:45
  mean we don't have to talk about this too much cuz I'm I'm no expert but I do
• 39:49
  think uh getting just telling everybody no more guns is not really an option here
• 39:56
  so yes I have a feeling that uh that would be frowned upon it's not gonna not
• 40:01
  going to be that easy so uh maybe maybe it's just maybe it is better that
• 40:07
  everyone just carries a dildo as well yeah gun and a dildo yeah my question is
• 40:13
  how many of these people do you reckon went out and bought a dildo specifically
• 40:18
  to bring or at least the on have just got draw at home yeah just guy I'll
• 40:23
  bring it in tomorrow I'll bring in my dildo give it a rinse pop it in the bag yeah
• 40:28
  yeah well actually what am I saying you should rinse it you should always rinse
• 40:31
  it off guys come on yeah we're going to assume that they've been rinsed after
• 40:34
  use every time right yeah yeah yeah let's assume that let's give them
• 40:39
  the benefit of the doubt mhm mhm yeah some of these are big dildos
• 40:44
  man why you need that for comical effect isue but that's what I mean do they go
• 40:49
  out and go going to buy the biggest dildo possible well you would right
• 40:52
  because I assume that these things have been inside these women yeah if if I'm
• 40:56
  gonna show up at a protest right with a dildo I'm not going to buy one that
• 41:00
  looks like it fits me cuz people are going to assume that's just people going
• 41:04
  to assume it's just my dildo whereas if I buy a giant one it's obviously like oh
• 41:09
  it's just a joke dildo you know it's not really or are they going to it's been
• 41:13
  inside you yeah everyone's going to assume the same thing Matt they're going
• 41:16
  to be like [ __ ] that guy can take a lot yeah maybe oh I know you can take a
• 41:21
  lot uh speaking of taking a
• 41:24
  lot uh where you go with this go on no I was going to talk about the oldest man
• 41:30
  in the world oh the guy who uh has just been discovered at 145 years old yeah
• 41:36
  he's got official government identification that states he was born in
• 41:41
  1870 and uh and just wants to die yep in an interview he basically said I just
• 41:48
  want to die but but he he will not for some reason he's officially the oldest
• 41:55
  person uh ever in recorded history now a lot of people have claimed
• 42:01
  to be older than this but this is the only person who can actually
• 42:04
  prove that they were born yeah and that long ago I mean it could be a a clerical
• 42:11
  error uh you know it's not they and also I don't think they kept the best records
• 42:17
  back then and the most accurate records back then no probably not so I call
• 42:22
  [ __ ] on this just out of probability they're going to test him apparently
• 42:27
  just to make sure but uh they've confirmed that the birth date how a leg
• 42:31
  off and count the Rings or they're they've confirmed that his
• 42:36
  identity card is valid so you mean like he hasn't he's not you know carrying a
• 42:42
  fake ID but uh oh yeah and this guy
• 42:44
  looks old I mean this guy is old yeah but
• 42:50
  145 is pushing it surely and I put it to
• 42:55
  you that in the 1870s in
• 43:00
  Indonesia right their records weren't like undisputable you know what I mean
• 43:06
  well I mean he'd have to have not been around then in order for his ID to be
• 43:12
  fake though that's the thing so when if if he wasn't born in 18 well up until I
• 43:16
  guess the 1900s you're probably still correct so he could have been born any
• 43:21
  time that's assuming he has a birth certificate issued in the year 1870
• 43:26
  which he doesn't he just just has an ID which he got a lot later on which has
• 43:31
  his birth date recorded as 1870 that's not the same thing cuz what year was
• 43:36
  that issued in yeah right 1992 y
• 43:41
  gotcha well he uh I don't think I want to live that long well no this guy no I
• 43:47
  mean this guy just seems miserable he's uh he's his children are all dead um his
• 43:53
  grandchildren independent he's got a plot like a burial site next to the
• 43:57
  graves of his children uh it's been there since 1992 MH and he's just wait just waiting
• 44:04
  to die right since when we were in year six yeah he's uh he's just been waiting
• 44:11
  and uh he can't all he can do is listen to the radio cuz his eyesight is uh is
• 44:15
  too bad for him to watch television watch Telly the second I can't watch
• 44:20
  television and play games put me out of my misery don't worry we will
• 44:27
  ahead of you why wait why wait ly because I can still play
• 44:33
  games not without hands spoilers if I lose my hands just
• 44:39
  put me out of my misery all right and when asked what the secr me but for different
• 44:46
  reasons when asked what his secret to longevity is he replied the recipe is
• 44:51
  just patience that's a cop out just don't die I think he didn't
• 44:56
  understand the question question yeah what's your secret oh just don't
• 45:02
  die yep that's good advice yeah yeah you could maybe stop taking
• 45:08
  your advice now I don't know if you can well there was that uh that woman who
• 45:14
  said uh that she reached the age of 120 by drinking a gin a day yeah Luke's
• 45:19
  taking I thought Luke you were trying to challenge her on that so you're going
• 45:23
  well ahead there one a day yeah yes but that's only half the challenge the other
• 45:29
  half of the challenge is to live as long so just drinking more was not the
• 45:33
  challenge it's not a drinking game just times that by six so I'm going to live
• 45:37
  six times as long okay I mean the math checks out I suppose so we have to come
• 45:43
  back in [ __ ] 720 years do we to be able to prove that that did or didn't
• 45:48
  happen pretty much okay can we discuss
• 45:53
  this uh so truly for that podcast can we discuss this teleportation
• 45:59
  device cuz I we can Matt questions um
• 46:04
  but I I do have to confess that I pasted this in without having fully read the
• 46:09
  article so I may not be able to answer your questions okay I read it yeah start
• 46:15
  uh so China's government is claiming that they've had a major breakthrough in Secure
• 46:22
  Communications um and they reckon they can trans trans MIT Quantum coded data
• 46:29
  from a station in Tibet to the satellite without having to move a physical
• 46:33
  particle uh and they're saying eventually that could produce physical
• 46:36
  teleportation as portrayed in the 1960s science fiction program Star Trek and I
• 46:41
  say to you that's not teleportation
• 46:44
  that's copying Al The Prestige yeah uh
• 46:48
  which is different mhm and terrifying I put it to you that that's probably not
• 46:53
  what it's going to happen anyway no that cuz that's terrifying because
• 46:57
  what if you're not moving a physical particle the the the U on the other end
• 47:02
  is not you and so what the [ __ ] happens to you okay get a nice cup of tea
• 47:09
  listeners and sit back as we discuss every angle of that philosophical
• 47:14
  quandry over the next 12 or 13 hours obiously I'm going to be reading from
• 47:19
  most of my favorite authors who have tackled that subject but yeah so well my
• 47:24
  my only comment on that is it's not a teleportation device
• 47:27
  no and they probably can't even do the the lesser of the possible inventures
• 47:33
  that that could potentially to but my question now well my next question is
• 47:39
  Luke if they build this thing yep would you teleport yourself to Mars I'll
• 47:46
  teleport myself everywhere oh you would but dream yeah but yeah but but like
• 47:51
  based on what I've just told you how how this thing works would you do it mhm yes
• 47:58
  okay all right so it would teleport you to Mars
• 48:03
  but there'd be a carbon copy view left here on Earth well it would have to be
• 48:08
  destroyed yeah I mean I would destroy it it's an Abomination I would just destroy
• 48:12
  it regardless the only way this can work is if if the the version on this end is
• 48:17
  destroyed you destroy the no what I'm thinking of is the version that's left
• 48:21
  here continues to work but needs to pay Luke support to me on Mars go on
• 48:27
  so he goes to work still right makes money but he has to give a third of his
• 48:32
  wage TOS he It's You Luke It's
• 48:37
  You Earth luk has to give a third of his
• 48:40
  wage to Mars Luke yeah you realize and
• 48:44
  what do you spend money on I'm just going to clar we clarify that no that's
• 48:49
  Mars Luke yeah yeah but it's not you no it's maruk and you're okay with that
• 48:54
  yeah what we're doing is we're making a copy of you sending that copy to Mars
• 48:58
  and then killing you no no no Riv I've got my whole Luke support
• 49:02
  system right and and you're okay with that
• 49:07
  yep all right good good talk you know I think I think we could get accomplish a
• 49:12
  lot if we had a clone yes you know what I mean measure what you could do some of
• 49:16
  the listeners who want a a Dan on Dan threesome could write in and me and my
• 49:20
  clone could service your every sexual need imagine how many achievements you
• 49:24
  could get Luke with two
• 49:30
  Dans yeah double teaming over and
• 49:35
  over are you imagining it Luke imagine
• 49:38
  it yep I know you are I know you are yeah so I mean who so you whose job
• 49:45
  would it be to uh to maintain the achievement streak yours or Mars
• 49:51
  Luke's sorry what was this whose job would it be oh you distracted now
• 49:56
  thinking day dreaming about how wonderful it's going to be Luke Luke
• 50:00
  come on okay let's what's the question again I got this whose job is it going
• 50:04
  to be to maintain the achievement streak yours or Mars
• 50:08
  Luke's um it would be Earth Luke right what is Mars Luke going to be doing up
• 50:14
  there Mars stuff right Mars achievements
• 50:18
  yep yeah gotcha do we need to I've made
• 50:23
  that uh send him away poster
• 50:27
  so good it's so good do we need to make one for this
• 50:33
  scenario where it's like it's like uh
• 50:36
  The Prestige but yeah right it's Luke it would be great we absolutely doe Matt is
• 50:43
  the answer to that what are the three what's What's the phrase that gets
• 50:46
  plased on cuz what what is the prestige
• 50:49
  um SL are you watching closely I
• 50:53
  think oh is it there you go it's pretty pretty good all right well I I for one
• 50:58
  would not use this thing absolutely not why
• 51:03
  not because what do you mean why
• 51:09
  not I don't see a problem with it so I don't understand why no one else would
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  use it well okay in in that that's your version the way you get to keep both
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  copies but the traditional version if this is supposed to be a teleporter your
• 51:22
  your particles here get disassembled right so you don't exist
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  anymore do you understand what I mean oh so there's only going to be one
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  of me that'll be Mars luk correct if if it's to function as a teleporter we're
• 51:34
  talk like we're joking and saying that because because what it does is it it
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  makes a copy of you like it's not it doesn't actually move any physical part
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  yeah I'm still fine with it you still fine with it they test it first I'm not
• 51:45
  surprised all right fine it'll be fine what you mean they'll test it it doesn't
• 51:48
  matter if they test testing or UNT testing of it that is the problem it
• 51:53
  does too much about it if it works has advertised you're
• 51:58
  dead you know what you know what Matt Matt I think Luke is the target audience
• 52:04
  for an invention like this people that go look I don't want to think too much
• 52:08
  about it I just want to be teleported someplace and perhaps killed perhaps not
• 52:12
  and then it's because the I mean the copy is is a copy of you and it will
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  think that it is you but it won't be you I'm okay with that but only one of you
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  will know that because the other one will be instantly killed that's right yep
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  disassembled mhm no disassemble
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  Stephanie I was like who the [ __ ] is Stephanie did you get a new
• 52:38
  cat thought it Luke's just gone [ __ ] crazy do we want to talk about speaking
• 52:43
  of going crazy do we want to talk about this uh incident in
• 52:48
  Sydney look I mean it's certainly the kind of thing we would usually talk
• 52:52
  about on this podcast but I I mean I know how much we'd want to make jokes
• 52:58
  about it is this the that the lube acid
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  thing yeah yeah no we are not discussing this I think we could only discuss it if
• 53:07
  we agree now that we're discussing how horrible it is and we're not making
• 53:11
  jokes but at the same time kind of pointless on this then that's not really
• 53:14
  our bag yeah no we we can't do that all right there's nothing F crazy though
• 53:20
  there's nothing funny about gay sex so I don't know I don't know what there is I
• 53:25
  don't think there's anything here for us look multiple ner go on year one would
• 53:30
  have been all over this what are you eating all over what are you
• 53:33
  eating I just got brought some soup well that's not going to work is
• 53:40
  it that's not going to work can't you can't eat soup while you do the
• 53:47
  show oh I can't eat chips I can't eat biscuits I got now I can't eat soup it's
• 53:53
  the opposite of those things go for I think he can do it there
• 53:57
  is yeah something I saw in here that I want to discuss has someone actually
• 54:00
  heard of a rumor of someone playing Lando or is this just someone's dream I
• 54:06
  pasted in I pasted in an article here earlier in the week saying Donald Glover
• 54:11
  is Young Lando full stop right today I changed that to Donald Glover is Young
• 54:17
  Lando question mark because I have since
• 54:22
  found less articles that have it as a definitive fact and more articles that
• 54:28
  say it's a rumor but a good rumor I'd watch the [ __ ] out of that I saw a lot
• 54:33
  of articles about it and then I saw some that said um he they he was asked about
• 54:38
  it and he basically just said yeah I love Star
• 54:42
  Wars uh and like no comment basically which could mean anything you know what
• 54:48
  no comment means yes because if it was a no you'd be like [ __ ] I want that and
• 54:54
  you better call me about it now yeah well apparently the reason he's in the
• 54:58
  new Spider-Man is because he said he would love to be in the new Spider-Man
• 55:01
  so that's been working out for him yeah
• 55:04
  uh I mean yeah him as Lando yeah do it
• 55:09
  yeah yeah I mean they're making the movie anyway uh with with young H solo
• 55:15
  like I guess go go for it it's not often they land on a on a casting we just
• 55:20
  straight up agree with you know so this this would be good we'd be fine with
• 55:24
  this cuz I could not think of anyone else to play Lando no me either I mean I
• 55:30
  didn't try very hard I just had a quick then but then although I mean they went
• 55:34
  with an unknown for Han didn't they oh no he's been in other stuff the guy
• 55:39
  who's playing Han Solo just not stuff that I've seen maybe that's why I think
• 55:42
  he's unknown well I thought he was in more stuff because I actually thought he
• 55:45
  was another guy as we discovered on this podcast when I started rattling off
• 55:49
  films he hadn't been in
• 55:52
  yeah yeah no I I'm I'm with you on the there's no real evidence that he is or
• 55:58
  he isn't I've got seeing stories that say yes he is and then others where it's
• 56:03
  from yesterday where it's oh it's a rumor he is so well rumors all start
• 56:08
  somewhere normally from me no smoke without fire did you start this rumor
• 56:13
  Luke um or did Mars Luke start this rumor Mars Luke started this rumor
• 56:19
  again Mars Luke's become a pain in the ass maybe we should have murdered him
• 56:23
  instead of of Luke bring him him
• 56:29
  home send him away bring him back and then send him away
• 56:35
  again we haven't discussed this I don't think at all there's a [ __ ] David
• 56:39
  Brent movie out oh yes we haven't disc did you see the trailer we haven't
• 56:43
  discussed this at all but uh it no we have not uh the album is out on on Apple
• 56:49
  music I had to listen to it it's not as funny as I was hoping it's kind of but I
• 56:52
  guess the jokes are in the film that's why that's the it's not it's not a
• 56:57
  comedy album It's a yeah yeah that's right when did it come
• 57:01
  out uh it's like out soon right or now it's it's just out like it's not not
• 57:07
  like it's been out for a while and we missed it it's just that trailers and
• 57:09
  stuff have been out and he's been talking about it on Twitter and stuff
• 57:12
  just we haven't mentioned it so Ricky jaes is back as David Brent there's a
• 57:17
  film called life on the road and uh Steve Merchant is not involved at all
• 57:23
  which I thought was a bit interesting that is odd uh well they haven't done it
• 57:28
  can't be because he's busy doing other stuff they must have had a falling no
• 57:31
  apparently it is because he's busy and they haven't had a falling out so okay
• 57:35
  all right that's uh that his official comment uh when he was awkwardly asked
• 57:41
  about it on uh on live television he was
• 57:47
  there promoting um something else that he's doing and um they said oh Ricky
• 57:53
  ja's got that new office movie coming out and he said it's not it's not an
• 57:56
  office movie it's it's just a David Brent movie that he's
• 57:59
  making uh which I thought was yeah which I thought was a bit and then uh and they
• 58:04
  said ah so uh you know you haven't done anything with him in a while what's
• 58:07
  going on there and he went oh you know just uh I'm just oh he's doing a play
• 58:12
  that's right he said I'm doing this play uh and he he's I'm in a play so I can't
• 58:18
  write yeah on the show that made me famous I'm doing stuff here in America
• 58:22
  and he's doing that uh in England I think is what he said so
• 58:27
  okay although I'm I I know for a fact Ricky jaes is in America a lot
• 58:33
  so he visit he lives there now so I
• 58:37
  don't know I and uh and you know this because you live there mad is we're
• 58:42
  neighbors basically yeah yeah I live on
• 58:47
  uh on the east side and he lives on the west side next to each other okay so
• 58:53
  yeah when you look to the West see you can see him can hear his little
• 58:59
  laugh but yeah the mov try watching it looks terrible the
• 59:05
  movie yeah it uh it looks all right the
• 59:10
  reviews have not been great they've been
• 59:14
  fine um apparently it's like it's missing something which I guess could be
• 59:20
  Steve Merchant's influence like it's it's missing the um apparently it's all
• 59:25
  um like it's very dire kind of right uh
• 59:30
  yeah I don't I mean I haven't seen it so maybe maybe look I'm looking forward to
• 59:35
  watching it I don't read reviews um because I don't care what other people
• 59:39
  think but I'm definitely going to check this out I'm going to try and get get
• 59:42
  moves and see it this week is it out this week yeah it's out here all right I
• 59:48
  want to see it too all right life on the rad something that I watched this week
• 59:53
  have you guys seen a TV show called waywood Pine no I've heard of it no yeah
• 59:58
  I heard of it too and I was looking for things to watch after I finished um
• 1:00:03
  stranger things and then I've had this kind of monthlong depression um because
• 1:00:08
  no other TV is as good to me anymore um and I'm left just perpetually
• 1:00:12
  unsatisfied um but that's another story you need Mars Luke to pop around for a
• 1:00:16
  visit but um the the internet told me to start watching waywood Pines which uh Is
• 1:00:23
  co-produced by The Duffer Brothers mhm who um created stranger things stranger
• 1:00:29
  things um with M shamalan who I'm not
• 1:00:33
  normally a fan of but there you go um quite good I started it yesterday
• 1:00:39
  finished it today so it was good enough that it made me watch 10 episodes in a
• 1:00:43
  48 hour period okay so you've only seen the first season so far then I have yes
• 1:00:49
  so judgmental oh you been seen the first season have you well your uh your your
• 1:00:54
  opinion is invalid then d yeah know that's when you watch the whole thing
• 1:00:58
  and then I'm having I'm seeing it and go oh there's two seasons you only watch 10
• 1:01:01
  episodes that's that that's all yeah yeah okay come back to come back to us
• 1:01:06
  when you finish Dan all right I don't I don't usually
• 1:01:12
  have 20 solid hours to watch TV uh I thought 10 was an achievement you should
• 1:01:17
  clone yourself good um look waywood Pines is pretty cool uh it kind of it's
• 1:01:24
  it's like a big long episode of The Twilight Zone and I like the vibe of it
• 1:01:29
  um and there's things that are really awesome there are subplots some sub
• 1:01:35
  fuing talk there are Subs that are downright dumb which kind of spoil it
• 1:01:40
  overall uh and a couple of characters that I think they should have just
• 1:01:43
  written out uh and about halfway through the series it took a turn that I was
• 1:01:48
  like okay you're going to have to really earn this I'm not sure if I'm on board
• 1:01:51
  for this change of direction right H and it wasn't handled uh completely the way
• 1:01:57
  I want but every time I go to criticize it I have to remind myself that I
• 1:01:59
  watched these back to back all weekend so right clearly it had some sustaining
• 1:02:04
  power you know what I mean right I'm Keen to hear if other people liked it so
• 1:02:10
  what if you've seen it you liked it right in what kind of show is
• 1:02:15
  it um it's kind of like uh well I tell the premise is that it's a secret
• 1:02:21
  service agent who gets into a car accident and wakes up inside a Time
• 1:02:26
  little town where something just seems very very wrong and tries he might he
• 1:02:30
  can't seem to leave this town that sounds pretty interesting yeah
• 1:02:35
  it is it's interesting it's the kind of genre we like um it's not like hard
• 1:02:39
  drama you know it's not like [ __ ] 6 feet under or something like characters
• 1:02:44
  are pretty two-dimensional and you know story twists and turns are fairly
• 1:02:49
  predictable but yeah I mean something about it that I liked kept my interest
• 1:02:54
  okay that's all I'm willing to say say about it well just a quick update um life on
• 1:03:00
  the road is not out here so I don't
• 1:03:05
  know uh I'll look into that more but it's definitely not showing anywhere in
• 1:03:10
  this state so yeah maybe I'm not able to see it
• 1:03:16
  it's always Italy speaking of
• 1:03:20
  Italy right cuz I I'm in Australia and we get the Australian that f which is
• 1:03:27
  nothing I've been using a VPN yeah uh the company I was going
• 1:03:32
  through just came out this week and went look we can't do it anymore sorry
• 1:03:36
  Netflix will not be you'll not be able to get Netflix on our system
• 1:03:40
  anymore yeah cuz they're really cring
• 1:03:42
  down so I'm now on the hunt for a new place that'll do
• 1:03:49
  it for the ones I've found they're a lot more expensive yeah it's going to be
• 1:03:55
  difficult because uh they'll they'll just keep blocking them so um yeah I think eventually
• 1:04:01
  you're going to be out of luck and so I'll end up halfway through a season and
• 1:04:06
  I'll just be going to Italy you might just have to come and live with me I
• 1:04:10
  want to do the right thing and pay money but if you're not
• 1:04:15
  going to make it easy for me I may have to go to Italy so I can stop finish
• 1:04:19
  watching the season I'm halfway through look look I can't criticize you
• 1:04:24
  because and I can't remember other than the fact that I do subscribe to Netflix
• 1:04:28
  uh if it's not on Netflix I don't find another place to legally pay for it you
• 1:04:32
  know what I mean and I was thinking about this during the week why don't I
• 1:04:37
  have any quals about I got into an argument with somebody who was you know
• 1:04:40
  going I can't believe it you're in the film and TV industry and you're stealing
• 1:04:44
  content and why is that and why don't you feel bad about it yeah and it
• 1:04:48
  occurred to me I've never paid to see
• 1:04:52
  movies other than going to the cinema right right my first ever job was at a
• 1:04:57
  cinema and I could get him for free just go and watch a movie whenever I wanted
• 1:05:02
  right my second job when I was at Uni was at HMV CD and DVD store where I was
• 1:05:07
  allowed to just take things home encouraged to take things home so that
• 1:05:09
  you could be encyclopedic about the content of everything in the store then
• 1:05:14
  I started working in TV and if I wanted to see something I just went down to the
• 1:05:18
  programmer and said can I get a screener for this they hand me something and now
• 1:05:22
  that I don't it's kind of like well how do I get things for
• 1:05:27
  free see I'm always happy to pay for
• 1:05:31
  things at a sensible price I know I know what you mean Luke I know what you mean
• 1:05:37
  no I went to BU with you buddy I was watching I forget what I forget what I
• 1:05:41
  was going to buy a EP a season of sto on the Xbox I forget what it was but it was
• 1:05:46
  season one and it was $70 there are four seasons it wasn't
• 1:05:50
  like this was the most current season it was like a and they W $70 for it and I
• 1:05:55
  went I'm not paying we used to pay $80 for half a season of Buffy I know three
• 1:06:00
  of the six discs but things have changed so much since then and I could walk down
• 1:06:04
  to JB highight and pick up a season for
• 1:06:07
  $20 why would I pay 70 you could well why would you walk down and pay $20 when
• 1:06:13
  you can get it for free from The Pirate Bay I guess is the point you're making
• 1:06:17
  pretty much yeah I uh Comics uh cheap as
• 1:06:21
  [ __ ] here now uh physical comics in in the US so I got excited about that oh of
• 1:06:27
  course and then I thought oh well hang on cuz I usually read them on my iPad so
• 1:06:31
  I'm like the price is different uh if I buy them digitally here than Australia
• 1:06:35
  no they're still uh still stupidly expensive for some reason digitally like
• 1:06:39
  why the [ __ ] is that like if I can go and buy it for $2 right at a shop I
• 1:06:46
  guess cuz they bulk buy them so they sell them cheaper than than the you know
• 1:06:50
  the cover price but if I go on to like the Marvel store online or if I go
• 1:06:56
  comixology they're still like you know $7 or $8 and like a graphic novel um
• 1:07:01
  like like a trade paperback right is I can get them for like 10 bucks off
• 1:07:05
  Amazon or from like newb or a comic store if I go to comixology 20 bucks so
• 1:07:11
  now I got to download all my Comics still even though I'd like to pay for
• 1:07:14
  them we want to pay for them everyone but we just aren't gonna that's all for
• 1:07:20
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  the exact ones that we did last time but we read them about each other and just
• 1:07:40
  change the the tense yep okay so if you scroll down to segments I've got the
• 1:07:44
  little script there uhhuh I accidentally got soap in D
• 1:07:50
  Ure the word you stumbled on was my name know by the way this is staying in the
• 1:07:57
  podcast go again all right I got
• 1:08:03
  this I accidentally got soap in Dan Ure why do I why can I not say your name now
• 1:08:10
  I also don't know why you're taking such a huge pause after the word I I think
• 1:08:14
  maybe maybe as a warm up just as a warm-up Luke just repeat the word
• 1:08:17
  urethra over and over again you that's not going to work cuz I'm going to
• 1:08:22
  stumble over that now maybe just go danra Dan ra
• 1:08:28
  danra I accidentally got soap in little cun
• 1:08:33
  man I know how to say your [Music] name no it's it's not your name that's
• 1:08:40
  throw me off it's the next word it is right okay prove it all right I
• 1:08:46
  accidentally got soap in Dan's
• 1:08:50
  urethra it sounds so proud of that too
• 1:08:53
  so so casual
• 1:09:01
  I accidentally got soap in D you to e oh [ __ ]
• 1:09:05
  [Laughter]
• 1:09:10
  me we got all night we're going to do this until you get it I got all day oh
• 1:09:17
  okay this was a good idea Dan yeah this is a terrible idea I accidentally got
• 1:09:22
  soap in Dan urethra perfect it's also going to be my new uh message
• 1:09:29
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