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- 0:17Speaker 1: by Rita Boutros Bilby a Holiday by H. G. Wells.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Chapter three The Wanderers, Part two sub Chapter seven? Do
- 0:31Speaker 1: you know the wind on the heath? Have you lived
- 0:34Speaker 1: the gipsy life? Have you spoken wanderers yourselves with romany
- 0:39Speaker 1: Chi and Romanichal on the wind swept moors? At home
- 0:44Speaker 1: or abroad? Have you tramped the broad highways and at
- 0:48Speaker 1: close of day pitched your tent near a running stream
- 0:53Speaker 1: and cooked your supper by starlight over a fire of pinewood?
- 0:57Speaker 1: Do you know the dreamless sleep of the wanderer at
- 1:00Speaker 1: peace with himself and all the world. For most of us,
- 1:04Speaker 1: the answer to these questions of the amateur camping club
- 1:08Speaker 1: is in the negative. Yet every year, the call of
- 1:12Speaker 1: the road, the Borovian glamour, draws away a certain small
- 1:17Speaker 1: number of the imaginative from the grosser comforts of a
- 1:21Speaker 1: complex civilization, takes them out into tents and caravans and
- 1:27Speaker 1: intimate communion with nature and incidentally with various ingenious appliances
- 1:34Speaker 1: designed to meet the needs of cooking in a breeze.
- 1:38Speaker 1: It is an adventure to which high spirits and great
- 1:41Speaker 1: expectations must be brought. It is an experience in proximity
- 1:47Speaker 1: which few friendships survive, and altogether very great fun. The
- 1:53Speaker 1: life of breezy freedom resolves itself in practice, chiefly into
- 1:58Speaker 1: washing up and an anxious search for permission to camp.
- 2:03Speaker 1: One learns how rich and fruitful our world can be
- 2:07Speaker 1: in bystanders, and how easy it is to forget essential groceries.
- 2:13Speaker 1: The heart of the joy of it lies in its
- 2:16Speaker 1: perfect detachment. There you are, in the morning sunlight, under
- 2:20Speaker 1: the trees that overhang the road. Going whither you will
- 2:24Speaker 1: everything you need. You have. Your van creaks along at
- 2:28Speaker 1: your side. You are outside inns, outside houses, a home,
- 2:34Speaker 1: a community, an imperium in imperial At any moment you
- 2:39Speaker 1: may draw out of the traffic, upon the wayside grass
- 2:42Speaker 1: and say here until the owner catches us at it
- 2:47Speaker 1: is home. At any time, subject to the complaisance of
- 2:52Speaker 1: William and your being able to find him, you may
- 2:56Speaker 1: in span and go onward. The world is all before
- 3:00Speaker 1: for you. You taste the complete yet leisurely inssossients of
- 3:05Speaker 1: the snail, and two of those three ladies had other
- 3:10Speaker 1: satisfactions to supplement their pleasures. They both adored Madeline Phillips.
- 3:16Speaker 1: She was not only perfectly sweet and lovely, but she
- 3:20Speaker 1: was known to be so. She had that most potent
- 3:23Speaker 1: charm for women, prestige. They had got her all to themselves.
- 3:28Speaker 1: They could show now how false is the old idea
- 3:32Speaker 1: that there is no friendship nor conversation among women. They
- 3:36Speaker 1: were full of wit and pretty things for one another,
- 3:40Speaker 1: and snatches of song in between. And they were free
- 3:44Speaker 1: too from their men folk. They were doing without them.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Doctor Bulls, the husband of the lady and the dear stalker,
- 3:52Speaker 1: was away in Ireland, and mister Geege, the lord of
- 3:56Speaker 1: the inconspicuous woman, was golfing at Sandwich. And Madeline Phillips,
- 4:02Speaker 1: it was understood, was only too glad to shake herself
- 4:06Speaker 1: free from the crowd of admirers that hovered about her
- 4:09Speaker 1: like wasps about honey. Yet after three days, each one
- 4:15Speaker 1: had thoughts about the need of helpfulness, and more particularly
- 4:19Speaker 1: about washing up, that were better left unspoken, that were
- 4:23Speaker 1: indeed conspicuously unspoken beneath their merry. Give and take like
- 4:29Speaker 1: a black and silent river flowing beneath a bridge of ivory.
- 4:34Speaker 1: And each of them had a curious feeling in the
- 4:37Speaker 1: midst of all this fresh free behavior, as though the
- 4:41Speaker 1: others were not listening sufficiently, as though something of the
- 4:45Speaker 1: effect of them was being wasted. Madeleine's smiles became rarer
- 4:50Speaker 1: at times, she was almost impassive, and Judy preserved nearly
- 4:55Speaker 1: all her wit and verbal fireworks for the times when
- 4:59Speaker 1: they passed through villages. Missus Gech was less visibly affected.
- 5:04Speaker 1: She had thoughts of writing a book about it all,
- 5:07Speaker 1: telling in the gayest, most provocative way, full of the quietest,
- 5:12Speaker 1: quaintest humor, just how jolly they had been men folk
- 5:17Speaker 1: would read it. This kept a little thin smile upon
- 5:21Speaker 1: her lips. As an audience, William was tough stuff. He
- 5:26Speaker 1: pretended deafness. He never looked, he did not want to look.
- 5:30Speaker 1: He seemed always to be holding his nose in front
- 5:33Speaker 1: of his face to prevent his observation as men prey
- 5:38Speaker 1: into their hats at church. But once Judy Bulls overheard
- 5:42Speaker 1: a phrase or so in his private soliloquy pack o' women,
- 5:46Speaker 1: William was saying, dratted petticoats, Dangham. That's what I say
- 5:52Speaker 1: to him, Dangham. As a matter of fact, he just
- 5:55Speaker 1: fell short of saying it to them, but his manner
- 5:59Speaker 1: said it. You begin to see how acceptable an addition
- 6:03Speaker 1: was young Bilby to this company. He was not only helpful,
- 6:08Speaker 1: immensely helpful in things material, a vigorous and at first
- 6:12Speaker 1: a careful washer up, an energetic boot polisher, a most
- 6:17Speaker 1: serviceable cleaner and tidier of things. But he was also
- 6:22Speaker 1: belief and support undisguisedly. He thought the caravan the loveliest
- 6:28Speaker 1: thing going, and its three mistresses the most wonderful of people.
- 6:33Speaker 1: His alert eyes followed them about, full of an unstinted
- 6:37Speaker 1: admiration and interest. He pricked his ears when Judy opened
- 6:42Speaker 1: her mouth. He handed things to missus Goach. He made
- 6:46Speaker 1: no secret about Madeleine. When she spoke to him, he
- 6:50Speaker 1: lost his breath. He reddened, and was embarrassed. They went
- 6:55Speaker 1: across the fields, saying that he was the luckiest of fines.
- 6:59Speaker 1: It was for his people had been so ready to
- 7:02Speaker 1: spare him. Judy said boys were a race very cruelly maligned.
- 7:07Speaker 1: See how willing he was. Missus Gech said there was
- 7:11Speaker 1: something elfin about Bilby's little face. Madeleine smiled at the
- 7:16Speaker 1: thought of his quaint artlessness. She knew quite clearly that
- 7:21Speaker 1: he'd die for her. Sub Chapter eight. There was a
- 7:26Speaker 1: little pause as the ladies moved away. Then William spat
- 7:31Speaker 1: and spoke in a note of irrational bitterness. Brasted voolery,
- 7:36Speaker 1: said William, and then loudly and fiercely came up, Yo'd
- 7:40Speaker 1: run't yu. At these words, the white horse started into
- 7:44Speaker 1: a convulsive, irregular redistribution of its feet. The caravans strained
- 7:50Speaker 1: and quivered into motion, and Bilby's wanderings as a caravanner began.
- 7:56Speaker 1: For a time, William spoke no more, and Bilby scarcely
- 8:00Speaker 1: regarded him. The light of strange fortunes and deep enthusiasm
- 8:05Speaker 1: was in Bilby's eyes. One thing, said William. They don't
- 8:10Speaker 1: have the sense to lock anythink up. Whatever. Bilby's attention
- 8:15Speaker 1: was recalled to the existence of his companion. William's face
- 8:20Speaker 1: was one of those faces that give one, at first
- 8:23Speaker 1: the impression of a solitary and very conceited nose. The
- 8:28Speaker 1: other features are entirely subordinated to that salient effect. One
- 8:33Speaker 1: seized them later His eyes were small and uneven, his
- 8:38Speaker 1: mouth apparently toothless, thin lipped, and crumpled, with the upper
- 8:43Speaker 1: lip falling over the other, in a manner suggestive of
- 8:47Speaker 1: a meager firmness mixed with appetite. When he spoke, he
- 8:52Speaker 1: made a faint slobbering sound. Every think he said. Behind there,
- 8:57Speaker 1: he became confidential. I've been in there. I larked about
- 9:02Speaker 1: with their fings. They got some chocolate, he said, lusciously.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Oh fine, all sorts of things. He did not seem
- 9:11Speaker 1: to expect any reply from Bilby. We going far before
- 9:15Speaker 1: we meet, em asked Bilby. William's deafness became apparent his
- 9:21Speaker 1: mind was preoccupied by other ideas. One wicked eye came
- 9:26Speaker 1: close to Bilby's face. We're going to have a bit
- 9:29Speaker 1: of chocolate, he said, in a wet, desirous voice. He
- 9:33Speaker 1: pointed his thumb over his shoulder at the door. You'll
- 9:37Speaker 1: get it, said William, with reassuring nods and the mouth
- 9:41Speaker 1: much pursed and very oblique. Bilby shook his head. It's
- 9:45Speaker 1: in a little drawer under a place where she sleeps.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Bilby's head shake became more emphatic. Yus, I tell you,
- 9:53Speaker 1: said William, No, said Bilby. Chocolate, I tell you, said William,
- 9:59Speaker 1: and ran the of appetite round the rim of his
- 10:02Speaker 1: toothless mouth. Don't want chocolate, said Bilby, thinking of a
- 10:06Speaker 1: large lump of it. Go on, said William. Nobody won't
- 10:11Speaker 1: see you go it, said William. You're afraid, said William.
- 10:17Speaker 1: Here I'll go, said William, losing self control. You just
- 10:21Speaker 1: owed these rains. Bilby took the reins. William got out
- 10:26Speaker 1: and opened the door of the caravan. Then Bilby realized
- 10:30Speaker 1: his moral responsibility, and, leaving the reins, clutched William firmly
- 10:35Speaker 1: by his baggy nether garments. They were elderly garments. Much
- 10:39Speaker 1: sat upon. Don't be a vuol, said William, struggling, leag
- 10:44Speaker 1: all my slack. Something partially gave way, and William's head
- 10:49Speaker 1: came round to deal with Bilby. What you mean pull
- 10:53Speaker 1: in my clothes off me? That he investigated. Take me
- 10:58Speaker 1: an hour to sow up. I ain't going to steal,
- 11:02Speaker 1: shouted Bilby into the ear of William. Nobody asked yo
- 11:07Speaker 1: to steal, Nor you either, said Bilby. The caravan bumped
- 11:12Speaker 1: heavily against a low garden wall, skidded a little and
- 11:16Speaker 1: came to rest. William sat down. Suddenly the white horse,
- 11:21Speaker 1: after a period of confusion with its legs, tried the
- 11:25Speaker 1: flavor of some overhanging lilac branches and was content. Give
- 11:30Speaker 1: me those reins, said William. You be the breastedest young
- 11:34Speaker 1: vool sit near, said William, presently chew on our teeth
- 11:39Speaker 1: when we might be eaten chocolate. I ain't got no
- 11:43Speaker 1: use fer you, said William, bloat if I have. Then,
- 11:47Speaker 1: the thought of his injuries returned to him. I'd make
- 11:50Speaker 1: you sew 'm up yerself darned if I wan't, only
- 11:53Speaker 1: you go runnin' brasted needle into me. NAR's work there is,
- 11:58Speaker 1: by the feel of it, n an hour guardob duntool
- 12:03Speaker 1: all I got. I'll give ye somethin new little beasts
- 12:07Speaker 1: before I'd done wi ye. I wouldn't steal our chocolates,
- 12:11Speaker 1: said young Bilby, not if I was starving, A shouted William. Steal,
- 12:18Speaker 1: shouted Bilby. I'll steal ye for I done with ye,
- 12:22Speaker 1: said William, tearn my clothes for me. Oh, come up, yo, durrant,
- 12:27Speaker 1: We don't want you to stop. An listen, came up,
- 12:30Speaker 1: I tell ye. Sub Chapter eight, they found the ladies. Rather,
- 12:36Speaker 1: it seemed by accident than design, waiting upon a sandy common,
- 12:41Speaker 1: rich with purple heather and bordered by woods of fir
- 12:45Speaker 1: and spruce. They had been waiting some time, and it
- 12:49Speaker 1: was clear that the sight of the yellow caravan relieved
- 12:52Speaker 1: an accumulated anxiety. Bilby rejoiced to see them, his soul
- 12:58Speaker 1: glowed with the pride of chocolate. Resisted, and William overcome,
- 13:03Speaker 1: he resolved to distinguish himself over the preparation of the
- 13:07Speaker 1: midday meal. It was a pleasant little island of green.
- 13:11Speaker 1: They chose for their mid day pitch a little patch
- 13:14Speaker 1: of emerald turf amidst the purple, a patch already doomed
- 13:19Speaker 1: to removal as a bare oblong and a pile of
- 13:23Speaker 1: rolled up turfs witnessed this pile, and a little bank
- 13:27Speaker 1: of heather and bramble promised shelter from the breeze. And
- 13:32Speaker 1: down the hill a hundred yards away was a spring
- 13:36Speaker 1: and a built up pool. This spot lay perhaps fifty
- 13:40Speaker 1: yards away from the high road, and one reached it
- 13:43Speaker 1: along the rutty track which had been made by the
- 13:46Speaker 1: turf cutters, and overhead was the glorious sky of an
- 13:51Speaker 1: English summer with great clouds like sunlit white sailed ships
- 13:57Speaker 1: the constable sky. The white horse was hobbled and turned
- 14:01Speaker 1: out to pasture among the heather, and William was sent
- 14:05Speaker 1: off to get congenial provender at the nearest public house.
- 14:10Speaker 1: William shouted Missus Bowles as he departed, shouting confidentially into
- 14:15Speaker 1: his ear. Get your clothes mended, eh, said William, mend
- 14:21Speaker 1: your clothes. Yah. He did that, said William, viciously, with
- 14:26Speaker 1: a movement of self protection, and so went. Nobody watched
- 14:31Speaker 1: him go almost sternly. They set to work upon the
- 14:35Speaker 1: luncheon preparation. As William receded William, Missus Bowles remarked as
- 14:41Speaker 1: she bustled with the patent cooker, putting it up wrong
- 14:44Speaker 1: way round so that afterwards it collapsed. William takes offense sometimes.
- 14:50Speaker 1: I think he takes offense almost too often. Did you
- 14:53Speaker 1: have any difficulty with him, Dick? It wasn't anything, miss
- 14:58Speaker 1: said Beelby meekly. Bilby was wonderful with the fire lighting,
- 15:03Speaker 1: and except that he cracked a plate in warming, it
- 15:06Speaker 1: quite admirable. As a cook. He burnt his fingers twice
- 15:10Speaker 1: and liked doing it. He ate his portion with instinctive
- 15:14Speaker 1: modesty on the other side of the caravan, and he
- 15:18Speaker 1: washed up as mister Merkleson had always instructed him to do.
- 15:23Speaker 1: Missus Bowles showed him how to clean knives and forks
- 15:27Speaker 1: by sticking them into the turf a little to his surprise,
- 15:31Speaker 1: these ladies lit and smoked cigarettes. They sat about and
- 15:35Speaker 1: talked perplexingly clever stuff. Then he had to get water
- 15:41Speaker 1: from the neighboring brook and boil the kettle for an
- 15:44Speaker 1: early tea. Madeleine produced a charmingly bound little book and
- 15:49Speaker 1: read in it. The other two professed themselves anxious for
- 15:53Speaker 1: the view from a neighboring hill. They produced their sensible
- 15:57Speaker 1: spiked walking sticks, such as one does Nazi in England.
- 16:01Speaker 1: They seemed full of energy. You go, Madeline, had said,
- 16:06Speaker 1: while I and Dick stay here and make tea. I've
- 16:09Speaker 1: walked enough to day, so beelby, happy to the pitch
- 16:13Speaker 1: of ecstasy. First explored the wonderful interior of the caravan.
- 16:19Speaker 1: There was a dresser, a stove, let down, chairs and
- 16:23Speaker 1: tables and all manner of things. And then nursed the
- 16:27Speaker 1: kettle to the singing stage on the patent cooker while
- 16:31Speaker 1: the beautiful lady reclined close at hand on a rug. Dick,
- 16:36Speaker 1: she said, he had forgotten he was Dick. Dick, he
- 16:40Speaker 1: remembered his personality with a start. Yes, Miss, He knelt
- 16:45Speaker 1: up with a handful of twigs in his hand and
- 16:48Speaker 1: regarded her well, Dick, she said, he remained in flush adoration.
- 16:54Speaker 1: There was a little pause, and the lady smiled at him,
- 16:57Speaker 1: an unaffected smile. What are you going to be, Dick
- 17:01Speaker 1: when you grow up? I don't know, Miss, I've wondered.
- 17:05Speaker 1: What would you like to be? Something abroad, something so
- 17:09Speaker 1: that you could see things? A soldier or a sailor. Miss.
- 17:14Speaker 1: A sailor sees nothing but the sea. I'd rather be
- 17:18Speaker 1: a sailor than a common soldier. Miss. You'd like to
- 17:21Speaker 1: be an officer? Yes, Miss, only one of my very
- 17:26Speaker 1: best friends is an officer, she said a little irreverently.
- 17:30Speaker 1: It seemed to Bilby. I'd be an officer like a shot,
- 17:34Speaker 1: said Bilby, if I had arfa chance. Miss, officers nowadays,
- 17:39Speaker 1: she said, have to be very brave able men. I know, Miss,
- 17:44Speaker 1: said Bilby modestly. The fire required attention for a little while.
- 17:49Speaker 1: The lady turned over on her elbow. What do you
- 17:53Speaker 1: think you are likely to be Dick? She asked, He
- 17:56Speaker 1: didn't know. What sort of man is your stepfather? Bilby
- 18:01Speaker 1: looked at her. He isn't much, he said, What is he?
- 18:06Speaker 1: Bilby hadn't the slightest intention of being the son of
- 18:09Speaker 1: a gardener. He's a law writer. What in that village?
- 18:14Speaker 1: He's as to stay there for his health? Miss, he said,
- 18:18Speaker 1: every summer. His health is very pre precocious. Miss. He
- 18:24Speaker 1: fed his fire with a few judiciously administered twigs. What
- 18:29Speaker 1: was your own father? Dick? With that, she opened a
- 18:33Speaker 1: secret door in Bilby's imagination. All step children have those
- 18:38Speaker 1: dreams with him. They were so frequent and vivid that
- 18:42Speaker 1: they had long since become a kind of second truth.
- 18:46Speaker 1: He colored a little and answered, with scarcely an interval
- 18:50Speaker 1: for reflection. It passed as Maltravers, he said, wasn't that
- 18:55Speaker 1: his name? I don't rightly know? Miss. There was always
- 18:59Speaker 1: so and kept for me. My mother used to say, Artie.
- 19:03Speaker 1: She used to say, there's things that some day you
- 19:05Speaker 1: must know, things that concern you, things about your father.
- 19:10Speaker 1: But poor as we are now in struggling, not yet
- 19:14Speaker 1: some day you shall know truly who you are that
- 19:17Speaker 1: was how she said it, Miss, and she died before
- 19:20Speaker 1: she told you. He had almost forgotten that he had
- 19:24Speaker 1: killed his mother that very morning. Yes, miss, he said.
- 19:29Speaker 1: She smiled at him, and something in her smile made
- 19:32Speaker 1: him blush hotly. For a moment he could have believed
- 19:36Speaker 1: she understood, And indeed she did understand, and did amuse
- 19:41Speaker 1: her to find this boy doing what she herself had
- 19:44Speaker 1: done at times, what indeed she felt it was still
- 19:47Speaker 1: in her to do. She felt that most delicate of sympathies,
- 19:52Speaker 1: the sympathy of one rather over imaginative person for another.
- 19:57Speaker 1: But her next question dispelled his doubt of her, though
- 20:00Speaker 1: it left him red and hot. She asked it with
- 20:04Speaker 1: a convincing simplicity. Have you any idea, dick? Have you
- 20:09Speaker 1: any guess or suspicion? I mean, who it is you
- 20:13Speaker 1: really are? I wish I had, Miss, he said. I
- 20:16Speaker 1: suppose it doesn't matter, really, But one can't help wondering.
- 20:21Speaker 1: How often he had wondered, in his lonely wanderings through
- 20:24Speaker 1: that dear city of day dreams, where all the people
- 20:28Speaker 1: one knows look out of windows as one passes, and
- 20:31Speaker 1: the roads are paved with pride? How often had he decided,
- 20:36Speaker 1: and changed, and decided again sub Chapter nine. Now suddenly
- 20:43Speaker 1: a realization of intrusion shattered this conversation. A third person
- 20:48Speaker 1: stood over the little encampment, smiling mysteriously and waving a
- 20:53Speaker 1: clik in a slow, hieratic manner through the air. Delicious,
- 20:59Speaker 1: little corn, said the newcomer, in tones of benediction. He
- 21:03Speaker 1: met their inquiring eyes with a luxurious smile. Malicious, he said,
- 21:09Speaker 1: and remained swaying insecurely and failing to express some imperfectly
- 21:14Speaker 1: apprehended deep meaning by short peculiar movements of the clique.
- 21:19Speaker 1: He was obviously a golfer astray from some adjacent course,
- 21:24Speaker 1: and he had lunched. Mighty join you, he said, and then,
- 21:29Speaker 1: very distinctly, in a full large voice, Miss Madeline Phillips,
- 21:34Speaker 1: there are the penalties of a public and popular life.
- 21:38Speaker 1: He's drunk, the lady whispered, Get him to go away, Dick,
- 21:43Speaker 1: I can't endure drunken men. She stood up, and Bilby
- 21:47Speaker 1: stood up. He advanced in front of her slowly, with
- 21:51Speaker 1: his nose in the air extraordinarily, like a small terrier
- 21:55Speaker 1: smelling at a strange dog. I said, mighty join you.
- 22:00Speaker 1: The Golfer repeated, his voice was richly excessive. He was
- 22:05Speaker 1: a big, heavy man, with a short cropped mustache, a
- 22:08Speaker 1: great deal of neck and dew lap, and a solemn
- 22:12Speaker 1: expression prop there in dreuzuzma self, he remarked. He tried
- 22:19Speaker 1: to indicate himself by waving his hand towards himself, but
- 22:23Speaker 1: finally abandoned the attempt as impossible. My good social trusition,
- 22:29Speaker 1: he said. Bilby had a disconcerting sense of retreating footsteps
- 22:34Speaker 1: behind him. He glanced over his shoulder and saw Miss
- 22:38Speaker 1: Phillips standing at the foot of the steps that led
- 22:42Speaker 1: up to the fastnesses of the caravan. Dick. She cried,
- 22:46Speaker 1: with a sharp note of alarm in her voice, get
- 22:49Speaker 1: rid of that man. A moment after Bilby heard the
- 22:53Speaker 1: door shut and a sound of a key in its lock.
- 22:56Speaker 1: He concealed his true feelings by putting his arms akimbo,
- 23:00Speaker 1: sticking his legs wider apart, and contemplating the task before
- 23:05Speaker 1: him with his head a little on one side. He
- 23:08Speaker 1: was upheld by the thought that the yellow caravan had
- 23:12Speaker 1: a window looking upon him. The newcomer seemed to consider
- 23:16Speaker 1: the ceremony of introduction completed. I don't care our golf,
- 23:21Speaker 1: he said, almost vaingloriously. He waved his clik to express
- 23:26Speaker 1: his preference. Natua, he said, with a satisfaction that bordered
- 23:31Speaker 1: on fatuity. He prepared to come down from the little
- 23:35Speaker 1: turfy crest on which he stood to the encampment. Ere said, Bilby,
- 23:40Speaker 1: this is private. The golfer indicated by solemn movements of
- 23:44Speaker 1: the cleik that this was understood, but that other considerations
- 23:49Speaker 1: overrode it. You you got to go, cried Bilby, in
- 23:53Speaker 1: a breathless squeak. You get out of here. The golfer
- 23:58Speaker 1: waved an arm as who should say, you do not understand,
- 24:02Speaker 1: but I forgive you, and continued to advance towards the fire,
- 24:07Speaker 1: and then Bilby, at the end of his tact, commenced hostilities.
- 24:12Speaker 1: He did so because he felt he had to do something,
- 24:15Speaker 1: and he did not know what else to do. When
- 24:18Speaker 1: nothing but friendly conversation the sucious customary weaverpille the golfer
- 24:24Speaker 1: was saying, and then a large fragment of turf hit
- 24:27Speaker 1: him in the neck, burst all about him, and stopped
- 24:30Speaker 1: him abruptly. He remained for some lengthy moments, too astonished
- 24:35Speaker 1: for words. He was not only greatly surprised, but he
- 24:39Speaker 1: chose to appear even more surprised than he was. In
- 24:43Speaker 1: spite of the brown black mold upon his cheek and brow,
- 24:47Speaker 1: and a slight displacement of his cap, he achieved a
- 24:50Speaker 1: sort of dignity. He came slowly to a focus upon Bilby,
- 24:55Speaker 1: who stood by the turf pile grasping a second missile.
- 24:59Speaker 1: The was extended scepter. Wise, replace the divot, you go off,
- 25:06Speaker 1: said Bilby. I'll chuck it if you don't, I tell
- 25:09Speaker 1: you fair. Replace the divot, roared the golfer again, in
- 25:15Speaker 1: a voice of extraordinary power. You you go, said Bilby.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Am I to ask you third time? Reshpect rose replace
- 25:27Speaker 1: thea divot. It struck him fully in the face. He
- 25:31Speaker 1: seemed to emerge through the mold. He was blinking, but
- 25:36Speaker 1: still dignified. Tha was intentional, he said. He seemed to
- 25:41Speaker 1: gather himself together. Then suddenly, and with a surprising nimbleness,
- 25:46Speaker 1: he discharged himself at Bilby. He came with astonishing swiftness.
- 25:52Speaker 1: He got within a foot of him. Well. It was
- 25:55Speaker 1: for Bilby that he had learned to dodge in the
- 25:58Speaker 1: village playground. He went down under the golfer's arm and
- 26:02Speaker 1: away round the end of the stack, and the golfer,
- 26:06Speaker 1: with his force spent in concussion, remained for a time,
- 26:09Speaker 1: clinging to the turf pile and apparently trying to remember
- 26:14Speaker 1: how he got there. Then he was reminded of recent
- 26:18Speaker 1: occurrences by a shrill, small voice from the other side
- 26:22Speaker 1: of the stack. You go away, said the voice. Can't
- 26:26Speaker 1: you see you're annoying a lady? You go away? Nawsh
- 26:31Speaker 1: noy any one pleas wow, whirl. But this was such
- 26:36Speaker 1: refuge He meant to catch that boy. Suddenly, and rather brilliantly,
- 26:42Speaker 1: he turned the flank of the turf pile, and only
- 26:45Speaker 1: a couple of loose turfs at the foot of the
- 26:47Speaker 1: heap upset his calculations. He found himself on all fours
- 26:52Speaker 1: on ground from which it was difficult to rise, But
- 26:56Speaker 1: he did not lose heart. Boy scow, he said, and
- 27:02Speaker 1: became for a second rush. A nimble quadruped again. He
- 27:07Speaker 1: got quite astonishingly near to Bielby, and then in an
- 27:11Speaker 1: instant was on his feet and running across the encampment
- 27:15Speaker 1: after him. He succeeded in kicking over the kettle and
- 27:19Speaker 1: the patent cooker without any injury to himself or loss
- 27:23Speaker 1: of pace, and succumbed only to the sharp turn behind
- 27:27Speaker 1: the end of the caravan and the steps. He hadn't
- 27:31Speaker 1: somehow thought of the steps, so he went down rather heavily.
- 27:36Speaker 1: But now the spirit of a fine man was roused.
- 27:40Speaker 1: Regardless of the scream from inside that had followed his collapse,
- 27:44Speaker 1: he was up and in pursuit almost instantly. Bilby only
- 27:49Speaker 1: escaped the swiftness of his rush by jumping the shafts
- 27:53Speaker 1: and going away across the front of the caravan to
- 27:56Speaker 1: the turf pile. Again. The Golfer tried to jump the
- 28:00Speaker 1: shafts too, but he was not equal to that. He
- 28:04Speaker 1: did in a manner jump, but it was almost as
- 28:08Speaker 1: much diving as jumping, and there was something in it,
- 28:11Speaker 1: almost like the curvetting of a great horse. When Bilby
- 28:16Speaker 1: turned at the crash, the Golfer was already on all
- 28:19Speaker 1: fours again and trying very busily to crawl out between
- 28:24Speaker 1: the shaft and the front wheel. He would have been
- 28:27Speaker 1: more successful in doing this if he had not begun
- 28:31Speaker 1: by putting his arm through the wheel. As it was,
- 28:35Speaker 1: he was trying to do too much. He was trying
- 28:38Speaker 1: to crawl out at two points at once, and getting
- 28:41Speaker 1: very rapidly annoyed at his inability to do so. The
- 28:46Speaker 1: caravan was shifting slowly forward. It was manifest to Bilby
- 28:51Speaker 1: that getting this man to go was likely to be
- 28:54Speaker 1: a much more lengthy business than he had supposed. He
- 28:58Speaker 1: surveyed the situation for a month moment, and then, realizing
- 29:02Speaker 1: the entanglement of his opponent, he seized a campstool by
- 29:06Speaker 1: one leg, went round by the steps, and attacked the
- 29:10Speaker 1: prostrate enemy from the rear with effectual but inconclusive fury.
- 29:16Speaker 1: He hammered steady on, young man, said a voice, and
- 29:20Speaker 1: he was seized from behind. He turned to discover himself
- 29:24Speaker 1: in the grip of a second golfer. Another Bilby fought
- 29:29Speaker 1: in a fury of fear. He bit an arm rather
- 29:33Speaker 1: too tweedy to feel much, and got in a couple
- 29:36Speaker 1: of shinners, alas that they were only slippered shinners, before
- 29:41Speaker 1: he was overpowered. A cuffed, crumpled, disarmed and panting, Bilby
- 29:47Speaker 1: found himself watching the careful extraction of the first golfer
- 29:51Speaker 1: from the front wheel. Two friends assisted that gentleman with
- 29:56Speaker 1: a reproachful gentleness, and his repeated state that he was
- 30:01Speaker 1: all right seemed to reassure them greatly. Altogether, there were
- 30:06Speaker 1: now four golfers in the field, counting the pioneer. He
- 30:10Speaker 1: was after this devil of a boy, said the one
- 30:13Speaker 1: who held Bilby. Yes, but how did he get here?
- 30:17Speaker 1: Asked the man who was gripping Bilby. Feel better now,
- 30:21Speaker 1: said the third, helping the first comer to his uncertain feet.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Let me have your cleik. Oh man, you won't want
- 30:29Speaker 1: your clik across the heather. Lifting their heads a little
- 30:34Speaker 1: came Missus Bowles and Missus Gege, returning from their walk.
- 30:38Speaker 1: They were wondering whoever their visitors could be. And then,
- 30:43Speaker 1: like music after a dispute, came Madeleine Phillips, a beautiful
- 30:47Speaker 1: blue robed thing, coming slowly with a kind of wonder
- 30:51Speaker 1: on her face, out of the caravan and down the steps.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Instinctively everybody turned to her. The drunkard the gesture released
- 31:01Speaker 1: himself from his supporter and stood erect. His cap was
- 31:05Speaker 1: replaced upon him obliquely. His clique had been secured. I
- 31:11Speaker 1: heard a noise, said Madeleine, lifting her pretty chin and
- 31:14Speaker 1: speaking in her sweetest tones. She looked her inquiries. She
- 31:20Speaker 1: surveyed the three sober men with a practiced eye. She
- 31:23Speaker 1: chose the tallest, a fair, serious looking young man, standing
- 31:28Speaker 1: conveniently at the drunkard's elbow. Will you please take your
- 31:32Speaker 1: friend away, she said, indicating the offender with her beautiful
- 31:37Speaker 1: white hand. Simly, he said in a slightly subdued voice,
- 31:41Speaker 1: simly quoring. Everybody tried for a moment to understand him.
- 31:47Speaker 1: Look here, old man, you've got no business here, said
- 31:50Speaker 1: the fair young man. You'd better come back to the clubhouse.
- 31:54Speaker 1: The drunken man stuck to his statement, simly cooring, he
- 31:59Speaker 1: said a little loud, I think, said a little bright
- 32:03Speaker 1: eyed man with a very cheerful yellow vest. I think
- 32:06Speaker 1: he's apologizing. I hope. So. The drunken man nodded his
- 32:12Speaker 1: head that among other matters. The tall young man took
- 32:16Speaker 1: his arm, but he insisted on his point. Simply cooring,
- 32:20Speaker 1: he said, with emphasis, if if done want me to
- 32:25Speaker 1: core no tom no tat mean't say not ta ta tom,
- 32:31Speaker 1: not to tome ornie way saying not tome no wish
- 32:36Speaker 1: truth no wish tall. Well, then you see you'd better
- 32:41Speaker 1: come away. I ars you are you a tome miss
- 32:46Speaker 1: miss Pipps. He appealed to Miss Phillips, if you'd answer him,
- 32:51Speaker 1: said the tall young man. No, sir, she said, with
- 32:55Speaker 1: great dignity, and the pretty chin higher than ever. I
- 32:58Speaker 1: am not at home. Na. The more to say, then,
- 33:03Speaker 1: said the drunken man, and with a sudden stoicism, he
- 33:06Speaker 1: turned away. Come, he said, submitting to support simly. Or
- 33:12Speaker 1: niarf nun kor, he said generally, and permitted himself to
- 33:16Speaker 1: be led off our nfriendly khor. For some time he
- 33:22Speaker 1: was audible as he receded, explaining in a rather condescending voice,
- 33:27Speaker 1: the extreme social correctness of his behavior. Just for a
- 33:32Speaker 1: moment or so. There was a slight tussle due to
- 33:35Speaker 1: his desire to return and leave cards. He was afterwards
- 33:40Speaker 1: seen to be distributing a small handful of visiting cards
- 33:44Speaker 1: amidst the heather with his free arm, rather in the
- 33:48Speaker 1: manner of a paper chase, but much more gracefully than decently,
- 33:53Speaker 1: and in order he was taken out of sight. Sub
- 33:57Speaker 1: Chapter ten. Bielby had been unostentatiously released by his captor
- 34:03Speaker 1: as soon as Miss Phillips appeared, and the two remaining
- 34:07Speaker 1: golfers now addressed themselves to the three ladies in regret
- 34:11Speaker 1: and explanation. The man who had held Bilby was an aquiline,
- 34:17Speaker 1: gray clad person with a cascade mustache and wrinkled eyes,
- 34:21Speaker 1: and for some obscure reason, he seemed to be amused.
- 34:25Speaker 1: The little man in the yellow vest, however, was quite
- 34:29Speaker 1: earnest and serious enough to make up for him. He
- 34:33Speaker 1: was one of those little fresh colored men whose faces
- 34:36Speaker 1: stick forward openly. He had open, projecting eyes and open mouth.
- 34:42Speaker 1: His cheeks were frank to the pitch of ostentation. His
- 34:46Speaker 1: cap was thrust back from his exceptionally open forehead. He
- 34:51Speaker 1: had a chest and a stomach. There too, he held out.
- 34:56Speaker 1: He would have held out anything. His legs leaned forward
- 35:00Speaker 1: from the feet. It was evidently impossible for a man
- 35:04Speaker 1: of his nature to be anything but clean shaved. Our
- 35:08Speaker 1: fault entirely, he said, ought to have looked after him.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Can't say how sorry and ashamed we are. Can't say
- 35:16Speaker 1: how sorry we are he caused you any inconvenience, of course,
- 35:21Speaker 1: said missus Balls. Our boy's servant ought not to have
- 35:24Speaker 1: pelted him. He didn't exactly pelt him, dear, said Madeleine. Well, anyhow,
- 35:32Speaker 1: our friend ought not to have been off his chain.
- 35:35Speaker 1: It was our affair to look after him, and we didn't.
- 35:39Speaker 1: You see the open young man went on with the
- 35:42Speaker 1: air of lucid explanation. He's our worst player and he
- 35:47Speaker 1: got round in a hundred and twenty seven and beat somebody,
- 35:52Speaker 1: and it's upset him. It's not a bit of good
- 35:55Speaker 1: disguising that we've been letting him drink. We have to
- 35:59Speaker 1: begin and with. We encouraged him. We oughtn't to have
- 36:03Speaker 1: let him go, but he thought a walk alone might
- 36:06Speaker 1: do him good. And some of us were a bit
- 36:09Speaker 1: off him fed up. Rather, you see, he'd been singing,
- 36:13Speaker 1: would go on singing. He went on to propitiations. Anything
- 36:19Speaker 1: the club can do to show how we regret. If
- 36:23Speaker 1: you would like to pitch later on in our rough
- 36:26Speaker 1: beyond the pine woods, you'd find it safe and secluded, custodian,
- 36:31Speaker 1: most civil man. Get you water or anything you wanted,
- 36:36Speaker 1: especially after all that has happened. Bilby took no further
- 36:40Speaker 1: part in these concluding politenesses. He had a curious feeling
- 36:45Speaker 1: in his mind that perhaps he had not managed this
- 36:48Speaker 1: affair quite so well as he might have done. He
- 36:52Speaker 1: ought to have been more tactful, like more persuasive. He
- 36:57Speaker 1: was a fool to have started chucking. Well, well, he
- 37:01Speaker 1: picked up the overturned kettle and went off down the
- 37:05Speaker 1: hill to get water. What had she thought of him?
- 37:09Speaker 1: In the meantime, one can at least boil Kettle's sub
- 37:14Speaker 1: Chapter eleven. One consequence of this little incident of the
- 37:19Speaker 1: rejoicing golfer was that the three ladies were no longer
- 37:24Speaker 1: content to dismiss William and Bilby at nightfall and sleep
- 37:28Speaker 1: unprotected in the caravan. And this time their pitch was
- 37:33Speaker 1: a lonely one, with only the golf club house within call.
- 37:37Speaker 1: They were inclined even to distrust the golf club. So
- 37:41Speaker 1: it was decided, to his great satisfaction, that Bilby should
- 37:46Speaker 1: have a certain sleeping sack Missus Bowles had brought with her,
- 37:50Speaker 1: and that he should sleep therein between the wheels. This
- 37:55Speaker 1: sleeping sack was to have been a great feature of
- 37:57Speaker 1: the expedition, but when it came to the test, Judy
- 38:02Speaker 1: could not use it. She had not anticipated that feeling
- 38:06Speaker 1: of extreme publicity the open air gives one at first,
- 38:10Speaker 1: it was like having all the world in one's bedroom
- 38:14Speaker 1: every night. She had relapsed into the caravan. Bilby did
- 38:19Speaker 1: not mind what they did with him, so long as
- 38:22Speaker 1: it meant sleeping. He had had a long day of it.
- 38:26Speaker 1: He undressed sketchily and wriggled into the nice wooly bag,
- 38:30Speaker 1: and lay for a moment, listening to the soft bumpings
- 38:34Speaker 1: that were going on overhead. She was there. He had
- 38:38Speaker 1: the instinctive confidence of our sex and women, and here
- 38:42Speaker 1: were three of them. He had a vague idea of
- 38:45Speaker 1: getting out of his bag again and kissing the underside
- 38:49Speaker 1: of the van that held this dear, beautiful creature. He
- 38:53Speaker 1: didn't Such a lot of things had happened that day
- 38:57Speaker 1: and the day before. He had been going without intermission,
- 39:01Speaker 1: it seemed now for endless hours. He thought of trees, roads,
- 39:07Speaker 1: dew wet grass, frying pans, pursuing packs of gigantic butlers
- 39:13Speaker 1: hopelessly at fault. No doubt they were hunting now, chinks
- 39:17Speaker 1: and crannies, tactless missiles flying, bursting missiles. It was vain
- 39:23Speaker 1: to recall. He stared for a few seconds through the
- 39:27Speaker 1: wheel spokes at the dancing, crackling fire of pine cones
- 39:31Speaker 1: which it had been his last duty to replenish. Stared
- 39:35Speaker 1: and blinked, much as a little dog might do, and
- 39:38Speaker 1: then he had slipped away altogether into the world of
- 39:42Speaker 1: dreams sub Chapter twelve. In the morning he was extraordinarily
- 39:49Speaker 1: hard to wake. Is it after sleeping all day'd bee?
- 39:53Speaker 1: Cried Judy Boles, who was always at her most irish
- 39:57Speaker 1: about breakfast time. End of chapter three.