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The Libtards are at it again · Gil I Am

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  Speaker 1: What's up, everybody? That's his Gil, And I'm gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you know that today. Stand back, lean in and listen,
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  Speaker 1: because today I want to tackle the Free America walk
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  Speaker 1: out on this moment of truth. Now you may have
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  Speaker 1: heard the headline, you may have seen the signs. You
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  Speaker 1: may have even checked your watch at exactly a two
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  Speaker 1: pm and wondered why half the office suddenly vanished like
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  Speaker 1: a rapture rehearsal. But I'm here to tell you the truth,
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  Speaker 1: the whole truth, and nothing but the truth shall help me. God.
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  Speaker 1: This happened all across America, not in secret, not by accident,
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  Speaker 1: by this big calendar alert, at precisely the same moment,
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  Speaker 1: From coast to coast, libtard stood up, pushed in their chairs,
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  Speaker 1: grabbed their coats, and said these words rarely spoken with
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  Speaker 1: such unity. I'm stepping out of work for democracy, and
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  Speaker 1: work is putting it mildly right. Who has time from
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  Speaker 1: their jobs and protests? Know one, I know? Libtards across
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  Speaker 1: America put down the game controllers for democracy. I'm liberating
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  Speaker 1: the down trodden for democracy. Yeah right, bunch of self
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  Speaker 1: righteous pricked Now, this wasn't a riot. This wasn't a revolution.
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  Speaker 1: This was a walkout, a very polite walkout, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: no pitchforks, no tortures, just a bunch of laminated signs,
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  Speaker 1: thermoces of coffee and a lot of people asking are
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  Speaker 1: we needing back here? Are we going to get lunch?
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  Speaker 1: You see? Organizers called it the Free America Walkout, which
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  Speaker 1: sounds bold, he roic and dramatics, but in practice it
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  Speaker 1: looked suspiciously like a nationwide coffee break with opinions. People
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  Speaker 1: left their offices, people left classrooms, they left job site,
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  Speaker 1: they left their parents' basement, and somewhere a middle manager
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  Speaker 1: staid at an empty cubical form, thinking, I know I
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  Speaker 1: should have approved that personal time off. Now. The signs
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  Speaker 1: were inspiring, Oh yeah, very inspiring. Democracy is not a
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  Speaker 1: spectator sport. Freedom isn't optional. Hands off America and one
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  Speaker 1: handwritten massa piece that stood out and simply read be
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  Speaker 1: back soon hopefully. In Los Angeles, crowds gathered under sunny skies,
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  Speaker 1: because if you're going to protests federal power, you might
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  Speaker 1: as well do it in good lighting and beautiful weather.
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  Speaker 1: In the Midwest, folks protested bravely in freezing temperatures, proving
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  Speaker 1: once again that nothing says conviction like numb fingers and regret.
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  Speaker 1: One man held his sign for exactly six minutes before
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  Speaker 1: handing it off to another person and saying, you believe
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  Speaker 1: in this as much as I do. Right and everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: everywhere there were chance, not angry a chance, not revolutionary chance,
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  Speaker 1: but the kind of chance that starts strong to fade
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  Speaker 1: when nobody agrees on the next line. Hey hey, ho
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  Speaker 1: ho something something that's got to go. But here's the
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  Speaker 1: fascinating part. Some people joined because they were passionate, Some
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  Speaker 1: joined because their friends were going, some joined because their
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  Speaker 1: boss left first, and a few joined because well they
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  Speaker 1: thought it was mandatory. Why would I go not go it?
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  Speaker 1: My friends are going? And when the walkout ended, something
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  Speaker 1: remarkable happened. Absolutely nothing. Everyone went back to work, Everyone
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  Speaker 1: went back to class, Everyone went back to emails titled
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  Speaker 1: circling back. America had been freed for approximately ninety minutes.
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  Speaker 1: But don't misunderstand this. This wasn't meaningless, no serve, because
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  Speaker 1: America has always done its best, arguing while walking, sometimes forwards,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes out the door, sometimes straight to the nearest food truck.
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  Speaker 1: On that day, Americans didn't burn down the system. They
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  Speaker 1: didn't overthrow anything. They simply stepped outside of wherever they
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  Speaker 1: were and said, we are still here, we still care.
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  Speaker 1: We like to be heard before a lunch break ends.
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  Speaker 1: I'm socially conscious and I care ever notice that it's
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  Speaker 1: just white people. But that's another story for another day.
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  Speaker 1: And this is Gil. And now you know the truth,
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  Speaker 1: the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Later