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CMS 8/22/26: Why Is Everything Getting More Expensive While Everyone Is Broke? · Classic Metal Show

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SPEAKER_02: Hey, this is Mr. Bonesaw, and you are watching CMS TV.
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SPEAKER_01: It is your classic metal show right here on theclassicmetalshow.com.
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SPEAKER_01: It is the return of the band Victory with a brand new tune there called Virtual Sin.
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SPEAKER_01: And that one going out by request to Paul Miles.
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SPEAKER_01: And just before that,
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SPEAKER_01: from Milo,
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SPEAKER_01: we heard a song,
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SPEAKER_01: which I know you're a big Exodus fan, with Lost Dismissed, a hate crimer.
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SPEAKER_01: And, uh,
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SPEAKER_01: interesting story behind that song,
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SPEAKER_01: I guess, um, some, uh,
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SPEAKER_01: fan basically got arrested for posting the lyrics of that song on his Facebook page.
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SPEAKER_01: Were you aware of that?
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SPEAKER_00: I remember that.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: So that's kind of a bizarre thing, but, uh, That one going up by request to Milo.
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SPEAKER_01: And we heard something that I've never heard before.
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SPEAKER_01: T-Cuzbra down there in Cajun country.
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SPEAKER_01: Always turning us on to some bands that he listens to.
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SPEAKER_01: He listens to a lot of music.
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SPEAKER_01: But this was a band out of Austin, Texas called Dixie Witch with Let It Roll.
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SPEAKER_01: And what else did we play there?
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SPEAKER_01: Grim Reaper for Ben Benjamin.
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SPEAKER_01: See you in hell.
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SPEAKER_01: Going out as a long distance dedication to Sal.
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SPEAKER_01: And we heard Coven there for Demon with Iron Dick.
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SPEAKER_01: Iron Dick.
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SPEAKER_01: Iron Dick.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Belongs to Iron Man.
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SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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SPEAKER_01: Iron Man with the Iron Dick.
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SPEAKER_01: Iron Dick.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: All right.
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SPEAKER_01: So did you get all your whatever you had to do over there, get that done?
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SPEAKER_00: I did.
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SPEAKER_00: There's new steps involved because of the world constantly changing, so we have to adapt.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you're aware of this even or not,
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SPEAKER_00: but we have changes coming up,
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SPEAKER_00: technological changes all over the place,
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SPEAKER_00: which I know is going to make people's heads hurt.
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SPEAKER_00: But the big change,
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SPEAKER_00: the immediate change,
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SPEAKER_00: we have an immediate change,
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SPEAKER_00: and then we have a coming up,
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SPEAKER_00: not soon,
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SPEAKER_00: but Shortly thing,
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SPEAKER_00: coming up in media,
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you were aware or not, but Rumble was banned in a few countries.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know because of their
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SPEAKER_00: right-leaning policies and their content creators are hateful.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, of course, that affects some of our fans.
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SPEAKER_00: Sure, of course.
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SPEAKER_00: Like Phil Luz is banned in France.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, that's why you got to get a VPN.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, but now they're putting,
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SPEAKER_00: like, in Brazil, if you get caught using a VPN in Brazil, it's an $8,000 fine.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, look at that.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, they're really cracking down on free speech in Brazil.
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SPEAKER_00: And we have fans in Brazil, too.
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SPEAKER_00: So what I did was, I mean, Rumble's still our home.
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SPEAKER_00: And let's be clear about that.
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SPEAKER_00: I ain't changed from Rumble.
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SPEAKER_00: I love Rumble.
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SPEAKER_00: But to make sure everybody gets the show,
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SPEAKER_00: now what I'm doing on the CMS page,
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SPEAKER_00: on the CMSPN website,
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SPEAKER_00: is I'm doing all of the videos on our local,
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SPEAKER_00: like the posting of the videos,
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SPEAKER_00: instead of posting the Rumble videos, I'm posting from our server.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Our direct server, so that...
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SPEAKER_00: The odds of the French government coming after the CMSPN are very unlikely.
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SPEAKER_00: So, you know, I mean, we're a long way down before they get to that.
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SPEAKER_00: So I started posting those up there so that guys like Phil and our guy Rodrigo
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SPEAKER_00: that emailed me from Brazil and said that he couldn't see the show anymore,
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SPEAKER_00: you know, so that they can see the show.
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SPEAKER_00: But it creates extra steps.
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SPEAKER_00: In between,
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SPEAKER_00: because now I have to upload it immediately,
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SPEAKER_00: you know, so that I can put it onto the webpage for the scheduling.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just a, that's that thing.
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SPEAKER_00: And then the other thing, this is a little longer term.
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SPEAKER_00: You may not like this.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't believe I'm saying this,
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SPEAKER_00: but it looks like we're going to be getting rid of StreamYard
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SPEAKER_00: after this current contract is up.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: They just announced this week.
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SPEAKER_00: An 88% cost raise.
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SPEAKER_00: Why is that?
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SPEAKER_00: Because they sold to another company.
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SPEAKER_00: The original owners sold to another company that immediately went in and said, fuck you.
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SPEAKER_00: And they raised all the prices on everything.
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SPEAKER_00: 88%.
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SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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SPEAKER_01: That almost doubled the cost.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: So...
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SPEAKER_00: We're okay for now because we just renewed and we renewed for a year.
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SPEAKER_00: So we're good for now unless they go retro.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't even know if legally they could say, well, that only covers six months or whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: But needless to say, we are not going to pay double what we pay now.
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SPEAKER_00: We already pay for a premium plan.
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SPEAKER_00: Double what we pay now would be $1,000 a year.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a lot, man.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Especially when you can go to, with work, and again, it all starts with the work.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I can build something on OBS.
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SPEAKER_00: And I can build something on OBS and we can stream to our shit and to Rumble from OBS.
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SPEAKER_00: But I got to build all these screens,
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SPEAKER_00: all these fun screens,
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SPEAKER_00: like, you know, changing from this to this and the backgrounds and all that stuff.
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SPEAKER_00: I got to build that out and then I got to build a way...
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SPEAKER_00: For you to look at,
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SPEAKER_00: for you to connect and be able to see me showing videos that will be different
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SPEAKER_00: than what the audience sees.
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: Because it doesn't work quite the same way.
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SPEAKER_00: So I started that.
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SPEAKER_00: I started the process of that on Friday, yesterday, when I was made aware of this price hike.
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SPEAKER_00: I started researching and I started messing around with OBS
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SPEAKER_00: and I started Installing plugins and making sure what works with Mac.
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SPEAKER_00: That's all another thing, this Mac thing.
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SPEAKER_00: Not everything works with the Mac,
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SPEAKER_00: but this Mac is so fucking powerful that I cannot not use it for streaming.
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SPEAKER_00: And the weird thing is the other shows I can get away
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SPEAKER_00: with just using like Rumble Studio because they're one-offs.
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SPEAKER_00: But for me and you where we do six different episodes or five different episodes
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SPEAKER_00: in rapid fire, I got to set it up a certain way.
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SPEAKER_00: So, so I'm, I'm, I'm addressing that again.
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SPEAKER_00: It's not an immediate thing,
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SPEAKER_00: but we are going to have to,
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SPEAKER_00: I think, unless you want to spend that money, but I don't want to spend that money.
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SPEAKER_01: Not when I know there's other platforms out there.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: You know that.
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SPEAKER_01: And, and again, that's what, uh, that's, what's great about the, um,
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SPEAKER_01: What's the word I'm looking for?
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SPEAKER_01: The competitive culture out there is going to come up with a similar thing and try
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SPEAKER_01: to improve, make it better.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, and there are others out there.
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SPEAKER_00: There's Emus and there's Restream and,
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SPEAKER_00: you know,
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SPEAKER_00: there's other platforms that are out there that cost the same,
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SPEAKER_00: the same as the old cost of it.
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SPEAKER_00: But will they adjust if StreamYard adjusts or will they watch and see
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SPEAKER_00: the mass exodus and just scoop up the users?
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SPEAKER_00: Because I know I must have had 20 people that reached out to me on Friday
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SPEAKER_00: and were like, dude, where do we go now that we're leaving?
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SPEAKER_00: They were already at the top end of their price point.
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: So they were like, where do we go?
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SPEAKER_00: And I was like, well, we're going to have to figure that out.
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SPEAKER_00: But for us,
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SPEAKER_00: for this show,
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SPEAKER_00: you know me, I take these kind of things as an opportunity to make the show better.
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SPEAKER_00: And I will make it better with designing everything the way I...
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SPEAKER_00: Because while I love StreamYard and it's easy, I don't like the look of some things.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't especially like the look of what you're looking at right now on the screen.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, it looks okay, but it's kind of plain.
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SPEAKER_00: I'd like to have some cool shit on it.
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SPEAKER_00: Some cooler shit than a light going behind us or whatever that is.
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SPEAKER_00: But, you know, it is what it is.
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SPEAKER_00: I take it as a challenge.
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SPEAKER_00: I am a tech at heart.
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SPEAKER_00: And I will make it better.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just, man, what a punch in the dick, huh?
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, goddamn, dude.
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SPEAKER_00: Double the price?
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SPEAKER_00: How do you double your price of anything in one hit?
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SPEAKER_00: That's really shitty.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't you think?
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SPEAKER_01: Well, unless they were losing money and they're trying to make up for lost revenues
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SPEAKER_01: or something.
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SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
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SPEAKER_00: It's a new company.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a brand new company that just bought it from the old guys.
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SPEAKER_00: And from what I read, I was reading about it.
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SPEAKER_00: They did the same thing with another company that they bought as well.
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SPEAKER_00: And how'd that work out?
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SPEAKER_00: It worked out terrible.
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SPEAKER_00: I was a subscriber to this thing too, and I canceled it.
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SPEAKER_00: They bought Evernote, which is a note-taking program.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
10:02
SPEAKER_00: If you're a Microsoft people, anybody that has Microsoft, you might be familiar with OneNote.
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SPEAKER_00: Think of it as, I don't know, like Post-it Notes.
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SPEAKER_00: You know how a lot of people in the office or whatever,
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SPEAKER_00: they'll line the bottom of their monitor with like 50 Post-it Notes.
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SPEAKER_00: Right, right.
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SPEAKER_00: Tell them, hey, don't forget to call Bill and do this and don't forget 12 o'clock tomorrow.
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SPEAKER_00: They use Post-it Notes.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, there's a digital equivalent of it out there and that is called Well,
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SPEAKER_00: there's OneNote and there's Evernote.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I used to use Evernote.
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SPEAKER_00: It was a really good program.
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SPEAKER_00: And I paid for it, but then they fucking bought it and jacked the price up to twice.
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SPEAKER_00: And then I was like, fuck that.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll just use Google Keep, which I get for nothing.
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SPEAKER_00: I think I get it as part of my business thing.
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SPEAKER_00: And I use Google Keep now, but...
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11:24
SPEAKER_00: But, you know,
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SPEAKER_00: it just,
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SPEAKER_00: everybody,
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SPEAKER_00: correct me if I'm wrong,
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SPEAKER_00: but does it not seem like everybody is just,
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SPEAKER_00: everybody's broke and everybody's raising their prices at a time
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SPEAKER_00: when everybody's broke.
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SPEAKER_00: It's fucking crazy.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You know.
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SPEAKER_00: No, Jim, you're wrong on that one.
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SPEAKER_00: Back to YouTube we go.
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SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not happening.
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SPEAKER_00: Absolutely not.
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SPEAKER_00: I will lose Rumble first.
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SPEAKER_00: I will go to CMS TV full time first.
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SPEAKER_00: There's no way are we going to YouTube ever again.
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SPEAKER_00: Fuck those guys.
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SPEAKER_00: Even just having the channel that we run the replays of.
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SPEAKER_00: Every single, every episode now gets a flag, either for music content or language.
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SPEAKER_01: I've never seen so many, because all those flags come to the CMS request.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, constant.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm getting six to ten a day.
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SPEAKER_01: Constant.
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SPEAKER_01: Six to ten a day.
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SPEAKER_00: And we're not violating any rules.
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SPEAKER_00: We're not violating, everything that we're doing is fair use or...
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I'm surprised they haven't taken any down in a while.
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SPEAKER_00: But they're constantly blocking.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, you see the mails.
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SPEAKER_00: Every day it's, this has been blocked in 146 countries or whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, I guess you're not fucking listening there, Barton.
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SPEAKER_00: I said the replays are posted there.
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SPEAKER_00: But not live.
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SPEAKER_00: We won't go there live.
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SPEAKER_00: And the reason I do it that way is because if we do something that's too hot
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SPEAKER_00: for YouTube, I just don't post it.
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SPEAKER_00: That's why.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, if we do something and I say, you know, faggot 15 times, I know YouTube will flag it.
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SPEAKER_00: So I don't post it there.
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SPEAKER_00: I just am like, whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, and I don't care.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm never going to.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm never going to go back to streaming live on YouTube again.
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SPEAKER_00: No way.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't want to be part of their fucking nonsense.
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SPEAKER_00: I only post the other stuff there because I know we gain fans.
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SPEAKER_00: But if you go to our YouTube channel right at this minute,
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SPEAKER_00: right now, you know what it's streaming for us?
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SPEAKER_00: A blank thing that says YouTube is the devil.
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SPEAKER_00: Come over to our Rumble page.
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SPEAKER_00: I do that during the CMS.
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SPEAKER_00: That's, you know, that's exactly what I put up there.
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SPEAKER_00: And I don't broadcast the show at all, you know, because fuck YouTube.
13:57
SPEAKER_00: I hate them.
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SPEAKER_00: I absolutely hate them.
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SPEAKER_00: I hate the way that they have, I hate the way they screwed our old channel.
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SPEAKER_00: And I hate that they're still as popular as they are, but they are.
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SPEAKER_00: So you got to put your content there if you want to survive, but don't have to put it all.
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SPEAKER_00: And the other thing I do with the YouTube too, is I just, I used to contest everything.
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SPEAKER_00: I used to argue with them all the time about fair use.
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SPEAKER_00: Now, you've never gone through the process, I'm assuming, Neil.
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SPEAKER_00: No, no.
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SPEAKER_00: Now you can just click through and it goes,
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SPEAKER_00: well, we'll put it up, but we'll cut out that segment.
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SPEAKER_00: Especially with copyright stuff, they'll say, well, we'll just cut it out.
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SPEAKER_00: So I'm just like, okay, fine, fuck it, cut it out.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't care because I don't care what the YouTube experience is.
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SPEAKER_00: The YouTube experience is shitty.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, people know that they know why it's cut out.
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SPEAKER_00: So fuck it.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't care.
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SPEAKER_00: Just do not care.
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SPEAKER_00: Fuck YouTube.
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SPEAKER_00: Fucking cunts.
14:58
SPEAKER_00: But anyway,
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SPEAKER_00: the StreamYard thing is a big deal because we have we've been using StreamYard
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SPEAKER_00: for what, five years?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, close to five years.
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SPEAKER_00: And it works great.
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SPEAKER_00: I love it.
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SPEAKER_00: I would hate to have to go back to what we were doing before with the With the Skype.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the Skype.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, Skype worked well at the time.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, but this was before the advancements were made in all the streaming.
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SPEAKER_01: Because, you know, you remember,
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SPEAKER_01: you couldn't have a video with each other in real time.
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SPEAKER_01: There was always a delay or a lag or something like that.
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SPEAKER_01: But, you know, now it's seamless.
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SPEAKER_01: Seamless, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so we will be moving.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure what platform yet,
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SPEAKER_00: but I am diligently working on,
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SPEAKER_00: I think I figured out how to do the,
15:52
SPEAKER_00: the hardest thing is getting,
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SPEAKER_00: it's not even getting you and me together in a thing anymore.
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SPEAKER_00: It's getting so that you can see and hear the video.
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SPEAKER_00: Like if I play a YouTube video or something, that's actually a big hassle.
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SPEAKER_00: But I think I have it figured out.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll be testing it this week a little bit.
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SPEAKER_00: I'd say probably,
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, again, we're paid up for, didn't we just pay that in like July or something?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think July.
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SPEAKER_00: So we're good for a while.
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SPEAKER_00: We don't have to give up on StreamYard.
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SPEAKER_00: But I think what we will probably do is get it all put together.
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SPEAKER_00: And then maybe me and you'll do some like bonus shows or something to test it.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, just to test out new screens and new shit.
16:39
SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, we'll do that.
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SPEAKER_00: And then once we figure that out,
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SPEAKER_00: then we'll worry about it and see if we can get some of our money back
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SPEAKER_00: from these money-grubbing dicks.
16:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, speaking of,
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SPEAKER_01: since we're on this subject about the whole being censored and rumble and being,
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SPEAKER_01: you know...
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SPEAKER_01: Blocked out of certain countries and things.
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SPEAKER_01: I'd sent you over an email.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know if you get these emails from the, the CEO of rumble.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Chris Pawlowski.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: I do get those.
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SPEAKER_00: I think I did watch his little video.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: He sent out a little note this week about, about,
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SPEAKER_01: you know,
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SPEAKER_01: boycotting, uh,
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SPEAKER_01: rumble as far as like,
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SPEAKER_01: uh, not advertising on rumble because of Because of their free speech.
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SPEAKER_01: And this just goes to show you that there are companies out there who don't believe
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SPEAKER_01: in free speech, apparently.
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SPEAKER_01: So this Chris Pavlosky, CEO of Rumble, he has sent out a little note there.
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SPEAKER_01: He says, hi, Rumblers, Dunkin' Donuts.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, I have no tolerance.
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SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
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SPEAKER_01: Dunkin' Donuts.
17:57
SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey.
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SPEAKER_01: God damn it.
17:59
SPEAKER_01: I'd be like Perry Farrell and come over there and shoulder check you.
18:04
SPEAKER_00: See, Barton said that you guys need a producer.
18:05
SPEAKER_00: Well, no shit.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: We're doing it all ourselves.
18:09
SPEAKER_00: Fuck off.
18:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we've been doing it ourselves from day one.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: You need an editor of your posts because they're all shitty.
18:15
SPEAKER_00: So shut the fuck up.
18:18
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, this Chris Pavlosky,
18:21
SPEAKER_01: he put out a note this week,
18:23
SPEAKER_01: Dunkin' Donuts decided they don't want to advertise on Rumble because they say,
18:28
SPEAKER_01: quote unquote, the right wing culture of the site is too polarizing.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: So he responded with a small video, which Chris will play here in a second.
18:40
SPEAKER_01: I trashed their coffee.
18:42
SPEAKER_01: And it's just basically a way of saying, you know, join Rumble Premium.
18:47
SPEAKER_01: Use the code Duncan to get $10 off your premium subscription.
18:52
SPEAKER_01: And tell your friends to do the same.
18:55
SPEAKER_01: Together we can end this blatant discrimination of corporate America.
18:59
SPEAKER_01: So again, this all boils down to what we've been talking about for years.
19:05
SPEAKER_01: Money talks.
19:06
SPEAKER_01: Money is everything, you know.
19:07
SPEAKER_01: So I'm going to control you.
19:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to cancel you.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to take away your money.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to keep you from being able to make a living because I don't like what you do.
19:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:20
SPEAKER_00: Before we play the video, I'm just going to say I was extremely disappointed in this one.
19:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
19:26
SPEAKER_01: I didn't see it.
19:27
SPEAKER_00: Not the video.
19:28
SPEAKER_00: The Dunkin' Donuts.
19:32
SPEAKER_00: I drink Dunkin' Coffee a ton.
19:34
SPEAKER_01: I can't drink their coffee anymore because they took this over.
19:38
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to be a dummy.
19:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to be one of these guys that's going to take my Dunkin' packs out
19:42
SPEAKER_00: and burn them or whatever, like this guy's doing, throwing them away.
19:45
SPEAKER_00: Because throwing them away doesn't do anything.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: You already paid for them.
19:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they already got your money.
19:50
SPEAKER_00: They got your money.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: But I'm going to go full-time.
19:53
SPEAKER_00: I've been going back and forth with some other coffees,
19:58
SPEAKER_00: and I'm going to switch full-time to the other coffee.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: But I have four bags of Dunkin' coffee in the other room.
20:07
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, God damn it.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: Not Duncan.
20:09
SPEAKER_00: I love their coffee.
20:12
SPEAKER_00: And coffee's a big part of my life.
20:15
SPEAKER_00: I ain't going to lie.
20:15
SPEAKER_00: I have to have coffee.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: But what are you going to do, right?
20:21
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you can either support, you can support what,
20:28
SPEAKER_00: how do I put this?
20:30
SPEAKER_00: You don't want to support somebody that thinks you're a piece of shit as much as you can.
20:36
SPEAKER_00: And so onward, I go to Blackout Coffee, I guess.
20:40
SPEAKER_00: Or back to Ellefson Coffee.
20:42
SPEAKER_00: I'll probably go back to Ellefson Coffee.
20:43
SPEAKER_00: All right, you want to see this video?
20:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, play it real quick.
20:47
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: 45 seconds long.
20:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so here's Chris Pavlosky, the CEO of Rumble.
20:55
SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm Chris Pavlosky, CEO of Rumble.
20:58
SPEAKER_01: We're a public company on the NASDAQ under ticker RUM.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: Today, I released a damning email from Dunkin Donuts and Inspire Brands.
21:08
SPEAKER_01: In that email,
21:10
SPEAKER_01: they discriminated against half the country by saying they will
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SPEAKER_03: not advertise
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SPEAKER_03: on any platform with right wing culture.
21:17
SPEAKER_03: So I came home and I went in my drawer and look what I found.
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SPEAKER_03: Dunkin Donuts.
21:25
SPEAKER_01: And I have the honor of taking this little tray and dumping it, dunking it, In the trash.
21:34
SPEAKER_01: I have no tolerance for Dunkin' Donuts when they're going to discriminate
21:39
SPEAKER_01: against half of America.
21:42
SPEAKER_00: He ain't wrong.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: He's definitely not wrong.
21:46
SPEAKER_01: Better shut that down or it's going to start playing.
21:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he killed it.
21:50
SPEAKER_00: You know.
21:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's...
21:56
SPEAKER_00: I hate that this keeps happening, but whatever.
22:00
SPEAKER_00: You got to do what you got to do.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm glad to see that as much as people can try to take money away from you,
22:10
SPEAKER_01: well, you can take money away from them.
22:13
SPEAKER_01: Because one of the American, what do you want to call traditional American brands, i.e.
22:22
SPEAKER_01: Harley Davidson, they too reneged on their DEI programs.
22:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, so they lost a shit ton of money too.
22:31
SPEAKER_01: Because you're talking bikers here.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: You're talking blue collar,
22:35
SPEAKER_01: you know,
22:36
SPEAKER_01: guys who ride bikes,
22:38
SPEAKER_01: the blue collar guys who work with their hands, love rock and roll, like guns.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: They like fucking chicks, you know?
22:48
SPEAKER_01: And it's like,
22:49
SPEAKER_01: fuck you,
22:50
SPEAKER_01: Harley Davidson,
22:51
SPEAKER_01: and you're supporting transgender bullshit and you're You know,
22:55
SPEAKER_01: you're hiring practices and all your other garbage.
22:58
SPEAKER_01: We're not buying your bikes anymore.
22:59
SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
23:00
SPEAKER_01: We're going to go to Indian.
23:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:03
SPEAKER_01: And all of a sudden they go, you know what?
23:05
SPEAKER_01: We're going to not do DEI practices anymore.
23:09
SPEAKER_01: That was a big mistake.
23:11
SPEAKER_01: John Deere tractor did the same thing.
23:13
SPEAKER_01: Now we're not doing DEI anymore.
23:15
SPEAKER_01: We're not doing that.
23:17
SPEAKER_01: Same thing with, uh, what tractor supply.
23:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:20
SPEAKER_01: Same thing.
23:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:21
SPEAKER_01: We're not doing that anymore.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: More and more companies are getting the message that people are not going
23:26
SPEAKER_01: to spend their money with somebody who goes in with that culture bullshit.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:32
SPEAKER_00: I've noticed how quietly the NFL has stopped preaching the bullshit completely now.
23:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: In fact,
23:37
SPEAKER_00: they've gone so far the other way that some of the coaches have come straight out
23:44
SPEAKER_00: and said,
23:46
SPEAKER_00: I think there was like 11 teams that did not celebrate Pride Month or even put
23:50
SPEAKER_00: a post on their On their social medias or anything, because they're like, fuck this.
23:56
SPEAKER_00: People who watch football aren't spray-painting their hair blue and calling themselves ZZers.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: It sucks that we're in this kind of battle.
24:13
SPEAKER_00: I just want to drink coffee.
24:17
SPEAKER_00: I hate that I got to worry about, well,
24:19
SPEAKER_00: is this, am I funding basically somebody that's trying to take my rights from me?
24:25
SPEAKER_01: Right.
24:26
SPEAKER_01: And again,
24:26
SPEAKER_01: if these corporations would stay out of this social activism,
24:32
SPEAKER_01: stop with the social activism, make your product and shut your fucking mouth.
24:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: Take your money and shut up.
24:39
SPEAKER_00: I don't care what you believe.
24:41
SPEAKER_00: You know, do I,
24:42
SPEAKER_00: I mean, and let's be real honest, any company, any product in the world, Anyone.
24:49
SPEAKER_00: Half the people believe one thing, half the people believe another thing.
24:53
SPEAKER_00: I've got to imagine,
24:54
SPEAKER_00: in your business,
24:56
SPEAKER_00: yours might be different because it is small,
24:58
SPEAKER_00: but in your business, I've got to imagine there are some Kamala Harris people.
25:04
SPEAKER_00: Not a single one?
25:06
SPEAKER_01: Not that I'm aware of.
25:07
SPEAKER_00: All right, well then I'm moving to paradise there to work.
25:12
SPEAKER_00: Not that I'm aware of.
25:13
SPEAKER_00: Because...
25:14
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I see it everywhere, man.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: I mean, honestly, I see more of that than I see it the other way.
25:21
SPEAKER_00: Honestly,
25:22
SPEAKER_00: I see a whole lot less Trumpy people in the world today,
25:26
SPEAKER_00: and I don't want to think about it.
25:29
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to think about,
25:30
SPEAKER_00: well, can I still watch the UFC because they took Bud Light as a sponsor?
25:36
SPEAKER_00: In my life of watching boxing or whatever,
25:38
SPEAKER_00: I never gave two fucks whose logo was on the mat of the ring.
25:45
SPEAKER_00: I don't care.
25:45
SPEAKER_00: Do you care?
25:47
SPEAKER_01: No, I never.
25:48
SPEAKER_01: Well, we never had to think about it before until they started getting,
25:52
SPEAKER_01: getting into social activism.
25:54
SPEAKER_00: But now it's become that thing.
25:56
SPEAKER_00: It's like, okay, well,
25:57
SPEAKER_00: if I'm paying 50 bucks for a UFC pay-per-view, am I supporting fucking Bud Light?
26:06
SPEAKER_00: Am I supporting their, their activism bullshit?
26:10
SPEAKER_00: You know?
26:11
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, what the fuck?
26:13
SPEAKER_00: You know, it just sucks.
26:15
SPEAKER_00: I hate that we're at this place that we're at now.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: I just hate it.
26:18
SPEAKER_01: Well,
26:18
SPEAKER_01: for the people who actually do take this stuff seriously and won't spend their money
26:23
SPEAKER_01: with certain things, keep the pressure on because it does make a difference.
26:29
SPEAKER_01: And again, I'll go with our good friend Jericho Green.
26:32
SPEAKER_01: The only color that matters is green.
26:35
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
26:35
SPEAKER_01: That's it.
26:37
SPEAKER_00: He's right about that.
26:38
SPEAKER_00: And not just because it's his name.
26:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:42
SPEAKER_01: It's not black, it's not white, it's not Asian, it's not anything, it's just green.
26:48
SPEAKER_01: So follow the money.
26:49
SPEAKER_01: Wherever the money is not, that's when people start making changes.
26:53
SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, I didn't make the money.
26:56
SPEAKER_00: Well, and that's it.
26:57
SPEAKER_00: And I think more and more people are leaning that way.
27:00
SPEAKER_00: And they should.
27:01
SPEAKER_00: They should.
27:01
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I wish people would adopt some of the stuff that is still considered the fringe.
27:10
SPEAKER_00: Stuff like Public Square.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you're even aware of Public Square,
27:14
SPEAKER_00: but Public Square is an app and a website that you can register
27:24
SPEAKER_00: if you have right-leaning values, if you're not a leftist.
27:31
SPEAKER_00: And it's almost like a business directory of businesses.
27:35
SPEAKER_00: And I'll be honest, I have gone on, I use it.
27:39
SPEAKER_00: I use it when I need stuff because I don't want to.
27:44
SPEAKER_00: Am I using it full time?
27:45
SPEAKER_00: No.
27:45
SPEAKER_00: Am I still giving some leftists some money?
27:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
27:48
SPEAKER_00: You know, am I still shopping at Walmart?
27:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I am.
27:51
SPEAKER_00: Why?
27:51
SPEAKER_00: Because they haven't come up with a good alternative that's not going
27:55
SPEAKER_00: to price me out of fucking having groceries.
27:58
SPEAKER_00: You know, but I will buy, like I had to buy a...
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SPEAKER_00: An HDMI cable last week.
28:06
SPEAKER_00: And I went to Public Square and I found it through Public Square.
28:09
SPEAKER_00: And it might have been, I don't know, 50 cents more than what it would have been on Amazon.
28:13
SPEAKER_00: But I don't want to fucking fund Amazon anymore.
28:16
SPEAKER_00: Because Jeff Bezos is a fucking lunatic.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: He's all into this left-leaning fucking horse shit.
28:23
SPEAKER_00: So I don't want to support that anymore.
28:25
SPEAKER_00: So you got to do what you got to do, I guess.
28:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:29
SPEAKER_00: Got to pick your battles.
28:31
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
28:32
SPEAKER_01: All right.
28:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, since we are into the sponsored segment of the show,
28:38
SPEAKER_01: did you wanted to get into anything in particular?
28:41
SPEAKER_01: Take her away, man.
28:43
SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, I didn't know.
28:44
SPEAKER_01: I know you said you wanted to talk about this Dave Grohl thing.
28:47
SPEAKER_00: Well, if you want to do that here, fine.
28:49
SPEAKER_00: If you want to do that where everybody can hear you.
28:51
SPEAKER_01: I mean, again, I know obviously this is something that is thought out in your mind.
28:59
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
28:59
SPEAKER_00: I mean, we can talk about it.
29:00
SPEAKER_01: That's fine.
29:01
SPEAKER_01: But we can wait till the next segment to talk about that.
29:05
SPEAKER_01: But, well, here's something that might get us some copyright strike, so we'll do it here.
29:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
29:13
SPEAKER_01: And it's not anything bad.
29:15
SPEAKER_01: It's just that the material we'll have to use for this segment will get us booted
29:20
SPEAKER_01: from, say, YouTube or somewhere.
29:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
29:23
SPEAKER_01: Depending on where you're going to post this.
29:26
SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
29:27
SPEAKER_00: Barton's just looking to fucking get cyberpunched tonight.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: Your brother's a millionaire.
29:35
SPEAKER_00: What does his brother's income have to do with Chris?
29:39
SPEAKER_00: What kind of self-respecting anybody would go to their brother and say, please take care of me.
29:47
SPEAKER_00: Please pay my bills.
29:49
SPEAKER_00: Please.
29:51
SPEAKER_00: What are you, fucking stupid?
29:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm not exactly broke.
29:54
SPEAKER_00: That's a weird
29:54
SPEAKER_01: thing to say.
29:55
SPEAKER_01: Your brother is a millionaire.
29:57
SPEAKER_00: So what does that have to do with me?
29:59
SPEAKER_00: So he probably, and I'll tell you, as a millionaire, he probably shops at Walmart.
30:04
SPEAKER_02: Want to watch the classic metal show on your big screen instead of your phone or computer?
30:08
SPEAKER_02: Now you can with the Rumble app.
30:11
SPEAKER_02: The Rumble app is available on most smart TVs and streaming devices.
30:15
SPEAKER_02: Just download the app, open it, and search for classic metal show.
30:21
SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, fucking people buy, they buy shit there, cause it's cheap.
30:50
SPEAKER_00: Why do you buy things there?
30:51
SPEAKER_01: Well, see, I'm on the other side of the spectrum.
30:54
SPEAKER_01: I don't shop at Walmart.
30:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you have a different reason why.
30:58
SPEAKER_01: Because I don't like the clientele.
31:00
SPEAKER_01: Because you don't like the clientele.
31:01
SPEAKER_01: I don't shop at Walmart.
31:03
SPEAKER_01: Right.
31:04
SPEAKER_01: I haven't set foot in a Walmart in over a decade.
31:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which is great.
31:10
SPEAKER_00: I haven't either, really.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: I mean, if you want to get down to that, I have not set my foot in there in forever.
31:15
SPEAKER_01: So, you know, I just don't like the environment, you know.
31:21
SPEAKER_01: Right.
31:21
SPEAKER_01: Because unfortunately,
31:23
SPEAKER_01: and this is no smear on you,
31:24
SPEAKER_01: but they appeal to the lowest common denominator in our society.
31:29
That's me.
31:31
SPEAKER_01: I am a piece of shit.
31:32
SPEAKER_01: I know that.
31:34
SPEAKER_01: So I do not shop at Walmart.
31:36
SPEAKER_00: I acknowledge my shittiness.
31:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
31:38
SPEAKER_01: So anyway, I forwarded you an email that Brian Bauman submitted.
31:47
SPEAKER_01: He said, here's some video footage I seen on YouTube.
31:51
SPEAKER_01: I wasn't even aware that this was a thing until last week.
31:54
SPEAKER_01: Actually, the restaurant that I go to a lot of times on Sundays, Kelsey's Steakhouse.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: There's a young gal over there by the name of Cole.
32:06
SPEAKER_01: She's 25 and she loves music and she's not the typical music fan.
32:13
SPEAKER_01: She really gets into some weird stuff like Funkadelic.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: She's only 25, but she knows about Grandmaster Flash and Funkadelic and Bob Dylan.
32:26
SPEAKER_01: She knows a lot of old stuff that's way before her time.
32:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, I didn't know that this was a tour that's going on,
32:34
SPEAKER_01: but I guess it's Willie Nelson, Bob Dylan, and John Mellencamp.
32:39
SPEAKER_01: I wasn't aware that this was a package tour.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: But she went to see it.
32:44
SPEAKER_01: It was just here.
32:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I know this is footage from that.
32:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh, is it from Cleveland?
32:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
32:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:50
SPEAKER_01: But I didn't know that they were touring together.
32:53
SPEAKER_01: And anyway, Willie and Bob sound really rough.
32:57
SPEAKER_01: Maybe time to call it quits.
32:59
SPEAKER_01: There's more videos of the show on this guy's YouTube page.
33:04
SPEAKER_01: So he sent a couple of clips of Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson.
33:10
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
33:10
SPEAKER_01: Who do you want first?
33:11
SPEAKER_01: I don't care.
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SPEAKER_01: I didn't see either one of them.
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SPEAKER_01: I purposely didn't watch it,
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SPEAKER_01: but this gal,
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SPEAKER_01: Cole, she said, yeah, I went to see John Mellencamp and Willie Nelson and Bob Dylan.
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SPEAKER_01: And I was just like, you did?
33:24
SPEAKER_01: 25.
33:25
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
33:27
SPEAKER_01: So she went to the show last Saturday and I guess the show was in Cleveland this week?
33:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was sometime this week.
33:35
SPEAKER_00: My friend Jeremy went.
33:36
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
33:37
SPEAKER_00: All right.
33:37
SPEAKER_00: He was posting all kinds of videos from it and He said it was amazing,
33:42
SPEAKER_00: but he always says things are amazing.
33:44
SPEAKER_00: All right.
33:45
SPEAKER_00: He's one of those guys that always thinks everything's amazing.
33:48
SPEAKER_00: He thinks it's amazing because...
33:50
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I've never... My friend Jeremy's my old intern from WMMS.
33:54
SPEAKER_00: Right.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: He...
33:57
SPEAKER_00: This guy... How do I say this without being a dick?
34:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't.
34:02
SPEAKER_00: Just be
34:03
SPEAKER_02: a dick.
34:03
SPEAKER_00: I'm just going to be a dick.
34:05
SPEAKER_00: I've never seen anybody take so much pride...
34:09
SPEAKER_00: In being a cheapskate.
34:13
SPEAKER_00: Everything he does is like,
34:17
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what's better,
34:18
SPEAKER_00: being in the second row of this or getting two for one from a Groupon and
34:25
SPEAKER_00: then getting a free seed upgrade.
34:28
SPEAKER_00: He posts that kind of a post all the time.
34:32
SPEAKER_00: And I don't disrespect anybody that's using coupon,
34:36
SPEAKER_00: because why give anybody anything more than you have to?
34:39
SPEAKER_00: I agree.
34:39
SPEAKER_00: If you've got the time and you've got the patience to do that, more power to you.
34:47
SPEAKER_00: I wish I did.
34:49
SPEAKER_00: But I mean, this guy does it on Amazon.
34:52
SPEAKER_00: Everything.
34:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, he's a skinflit.
34:56
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
34:57
SPEAKER_00: And he takes pride in that.
34:59
SPEAKER_00: And that, to me, every time I read the post, and I love Jeremy, so I'm not trying to smash him.
35:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but he's one of the, you know who else was like that?
35:07
SPEAKER_01: God rest his soul.
35:09
SPEAKER_01: Long-haired Mike?
35:10
SPEAKER_01: Long-haired Mike.
35:11
SPEAKER_01: Long-haired Mike was down to the penny.
35:13
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, well, we know the free water.
35:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
35:16
SPEAKER_01: Everything was cheap.
35:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I got for nothing.
35:19
SPEAKER_01: Cheap.
35:20
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Jeff Pilsen, hold on a minute.
35:22
SPEAKER_01: Free water.
35:23
SPEAKER_01: I'm out of
35:24
SPEAKER_00: here.
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SPEAKER_01: He loved free stuff or getting away or getting a bargain or a deal.
35:30
SPEAKER_01: It's like, holy shit, you live in your parents' basement.
35:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't understand.
35:35
SPEAKER_00: I understand living the lifestyle.
35:40
SPEAKER_00: I don't understand life.
35:42
SPEAKER_00: Bragging that lifestyle.
35:44
SPEAKER_01: Right.
35:44
SPEAKER_01: Well, and here's the ironic thing or the sad truth,
35:49
SPEAKER_01: and this is not trashing our friend Mike because he was a good dude.
35:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he was.
35:53
SPEAKER_01: I was a really good friends with him.
35:55
SPEAKER_01: But he lived in his parents' basement.
35:58
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
35:59
SPEAKER_01: And he had told me on numerous occasions, and it's weird how fate works out.
36:06
SPEAKER_01: The reason he still lives there is that when they're gone, the house is his.
36:11
SPEAKER_01: So there's no sense in living anywhere else because he's just going to end up moving back.
36:15
SPEAKER_01: Because he's going to take the house.
36:17
SPEAKER_01: But it ends up.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: He dies.
36:19
SPEAKER_01: He ends up dying before his parents do.
36:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:21
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
36:22
SPEAKER_00: That sucks.
36:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:23
SPEAKER_01: So.
36:25
SPEAKER_01: But anyway.
36:26
SPEAKER_01: All right.
36:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, let's dig into this.
36:29
SPEAKER_01: Jeremy went to this show.
36:31
SPEAKER_01: He did.
36:31
SPEAKER_01: Was this at Blossom or something?
36:33
SPEAKER_01: It was at Blossom.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
36:35
SPEAKER_00: So he was at this show as well, and he said it was fantastic.
36:39
SPEAKER_00: Now your friend is saying something different.
36:41
SPEAKER_01: Well, according to Brian,
36:45
SPEAKER_01: who sent this in,
36:47
SPEAKER_01: he's saying, according to these videos, Dylan and Willie Nelson are a little rough.
36:54
SPEAKER_00: All right.
36:54
SPEAKER_00: Well, we'll see.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm not shocked about that, but we'll see.
36:58
SPEAKER_01: I mean, they're both, what, 90 years old?
37:01
SPEAKER_00: I was going to say, they're both ancient.
37:02
SPEAKER_01: Is Willie Nelson like 90?
37:04
SPEAKER_01: Willie's got to be 90.
37:05
SPEAKER_01: He's got to be like 90 or 92 or some shit.
37:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's see.
37:09
SPEAKER_00: Willie Nelson.
37:11
SPEAKER_01: Nelson is 91 years young.
37:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:16
SPEAKER_01: There you are.
37:16
SPEAKER_01: And I think Bob Dylan, he's like 86 or something.
37:20
SPEAKER_00: Dylan is 83 years young.
37:22
SPEAKER_00: 83.
37:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
37:23
SPEAKER_00: He's a young child on this.
37:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:26
SPEAKER_00: Well, Mellencamp's the child.
37:28
SPEAKER_00: What's he only about 70?
37:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:30
SPEAKER_01: He's 75.
37:31
SPEAKER_01: I think.
37:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
37:32
SPEAKER_00: He's a, he's an infant.
37:34
SPEAKER_01: I think Mellencamp is 75.
37:36
SPEAKER_01: How old is he?
37:38
SPEAKER_00: Who?
37:38
SPEAKER_00: Mellencamp.
37:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I thought you knew.
37:42
SPEAKER_00: Mellencamp.
37:44
SPEAKER_00: Mellencamp is 72 years young.
37:46
SPEAKER_00: 72.
37:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I was close.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: Young man there.
37:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's the kid.
37:54
SPEAKER_00: I'll agree with you, T, because I never have dealt with a farmer.
38:01
SPEAKER_00: I don't know that.
38:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, farmers don't make a lot of money.
38:06
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know,
38:07
SPEAKER_01: they traditionally just hardworking,
38:10
SPEAKER_01: you know,
38:11
SPEAKER_01: salt of the earth type people, but they were very careful with their money.
38:16
SPEAKER_01: And I can talk from personal experience, my grandparents, my father's parents.
38:21
SPEAKER_00: Farmers?
38:21
SPEAKER_01: Farmers.
38:22
SPEAKER_01: And they were frugal, but they didn't brag about it.
38:26
SPEAKER_01: They just did what they thought was wise.
38:29
SPEAKER_00: Were they frugal because they didn't know what the next year's harvest
38:33
SPEAKER_00: or whatever would provide?
38:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
38:36
SPEAKER_00: So they always made sure they had.
38:38
SPEAKER_00: But when they passed away, I'm assuming?
38:41
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
38:42
SPEAKER_01: A long time ago.
38:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
38:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to imagine that when they passed away, they probably had six, seven figures in a bank.
38:48
SPEAKER_01: They did.
38:50
SPEAKER_01: They had a bunch of land, and they had, I think, close to a million dollars in cash.
39:00
SPEAKER_00: Where me, when I pass away, people would be like, $63, really?
39:06
SPEAKER_00: Because I'm going to spend it all.
39:09
SPEAKER_00: All right, let's get back to Bob Dylan.
39:11
SPEAKER_00: You ready for some of this?
39:12
SPEAKER_00: Here's a long, all along the watchtower.
39:14
SPEAKER_00: Now, this has got to be good.
39:16
SPEAKER_00: He's always been so known as a great singer and everything else.
39:20
SPEAKER_00: Right.
39:20
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
39:24
Ah!
39:52
SPEAKER_02: All
40:03
right.
40:08
SPEAKER_00: Is this who taught Vince Neil to sing?
40:10
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
40:12
SPEAKER_01: He's never been a great vocalist.
40:16
SPEAKER_01: He's more like a spoken word guy.
40:19
SPEAKER_00: These aren't even words.
40:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:22
SPEAKER_00: He's gone.
40:31
SPEAKER_01: Stop it.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: Let's get to the chorus.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: All along the watchtower.
40:39
SPEAKER_00: Before we get there real quick.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:42
SPEAKER_00: Everyone in this band is like 80.
40:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:45
SPEAKER_00: They're all old.
40:47
SPEAKER_00: Well, they're old.
40:48
SPEAKER_00: And that's fine, I guess.
40:50
SPEAKER_00: But, man, oh, man.
40:51
SPEAKER_00: How in the hell are you?
40:52
SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine the travel with these 80 and 90-year-olds?
40:57
SPEAKER_00: I mean, three buses full of people between 70 and 90.
41:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:03
SPEAKER_01: They got oxygen tanks hooked up at the ready.
41:07
SPEAKER_00: Probably do.
41:07
SPEAKER_00: They probably look like some kind of.
41:11
SPEAKER_00: Engine or something on the sides of the bus that feeds oxygen in.
41:16
SPEAKER_00: Good God.
41:18
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
41:57
SPEAKER_00: Is that his hair or a Daniel Boone hat?
42:00
SPEAKER_00: He's got a raccoon hat.
42:02
SPEAKER_00: Doesn't it look like it?
42:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's his hair.
42:05
SPEAKER_00: That's not his real hair.
42:07
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
42:07
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure it is.
42:08
SPEAKER_00: That's a wig.
42:09
SPEAKER_00: Who knows?
42:12
SPEAKER_00: I know it ain't the real color.
42:14
SPEAKER_00: I know it.
42:15
SPEAKER_00: The man is 82 years old.
42:17
SPEAKER_00: He's got less gray than I do.
42:19
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
42:24
This is not how I feel.
42:25
It's not how I feel.
42:27
SPEAKER_02: It's not how I feel.
42:31
SPEAKER_02: It's not how I feel.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: It's not how I feel.
43:16
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what I want to do.
43:17
There's a scope of you.
43:18
I don't want to get enough.
43:19
There's a 72.
43:19
SPEAKER_03: Outside in the distance.
43:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I can't do it now.
43:20
SPEAKER_03: Your mind is all about you now.
43:48
SPEAKER_01: He got his tongue cut out, right?
43:51
SPEAKER_01: Well,
43:52
SPEAKER_01: the weird thing about this show is if you didn't know that was Bob Dylan up there,
43:57
SPEAKER_01: what does he bring to the show aside from I'm Bob Dylan?
44:02
SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
44:02
SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
44:09
SPEAKER_01: This is so funny.
44:10
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, well, because his band, obviously they're pretty proficient band.
44:14
SPEAKER_01: I mean, they sound very solid,
44:15
SPEAKER_01: but you know,
44:16
SPEAKER_01: if you didn't know that was Bob Dylan up there, what does he bring to the show?
44:20
SPEAKER_00: Let's be honest here.
44:21
SPEAKER_00: Let's have our Eddie trunk moment.
44:24
SPEAKER_00: This or tracks.
44:27
SPEAKER_01: I'll go with some tracks.
44:29
SPEAKER_00: I'll go with some tracks.
44:32
SPEAKER_00: I would absolutely go with tracks over this.
44:36
SPEAKER_00: How about guy behind the curtain?
44:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why not?
44:41
SPEAKER_00: The only problem with that is it doesn't seem like this guy sings on any cadence.
44:45
SPEAKER_00: No.
44:46
SPEAKER_00: He's just throwing words out wherever he wants to.
44:48
SPEAKER_01: Well, he's Bob Dylan.
44:50
SPEAKER_01: That's the genius of Bob Dylan.
44:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, is it?
44:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the Bob Dylan experience, man.
44:57
SPEAKER_00: So your friend that went to this, did she have a good time?
45:00
SPEAKER_01: She said she had a great time, but she's 25, so it's not like she would know any different.
45:06
SPEAKER_01: True.
45:06
SPEAKER_01: True.
45:11
SPEAKER_00: What is his name, Maury?
45:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Maury's Wigs.
45:14
SPEAKER_00: Maury's Wigs.
45:14
SPEAKER_01: They don't come off.
45:17
SPEAKER_00: Even when you jump in the pool.
45:20
SPEAKER_00: The best part,
45:21
SPEAKER_00: that's one of the best scenes in the whole fucking movie,
45:23
SPEAKER_00: by the way, when De Niro starts beating his ass and the wig falls off.
45:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's got the phone cord wrapped around his neck.
45:32
SPEAKER_00: And what's his name, just starts laughing his ass off, Ray Liotta, just laughing about the wig.
45:40
SPEAKER_00: Such a good scene.
45:43
SPEAKER_00: Who would have thought Ray Liotta dead, Bob De Niro not?
45:47
SPEAKER_00: How does that work?
45:47
SPEAKER_00: All right, a little more of this.
45:50
SPEAKER_00: There's only a little more left of this wonderful performance.
46:42
SPEAKER_00: Stunning.
46:44
SPEAKER_00: Bob Dylan.
46:45
SPEAKER_00: He's like lost.
46:47
SPEAKER_00: He's lost on the stage, doesn't know where he is.
46:50
SPEAKER_00: It's like those old Gordon Lightfoot videos we saw at the end where Gordon was just,
46:55
SPEAKER_00: they were clearly just leading him to the stage and said,
46:57
SPEAKER_00: here you go, don't fall off.
47:00
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's see some 91-year-old Willie Nelson.
47:04
SPEAKER_00: All right, let me get to that one.
47:08
SPEAKER_00: Watch him be like 10 times better.
47:10
SPEAKER_00: I'll bet he is.
47:12
SPEAKER_00: Even at 91, I'll bet you he's 10 times better than Bob Dylan.
47:17
SPEAKER_00: Want that bet?
47:19
SPEAKER_00: We'll see how it works out.
47:21
SPEAKER_00: All right, let's see.
47:23
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
47:24
SPEAKER_00: Willie Nelson.
47:29
SPEAKER_02: Hey, y'all!
47:42
SPEAKER_00: Doesn't look a day over 80.
47:57
SPEAKER_01: Man, them people at Blossom losing their mind over this.
47:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't understand why people who are way, way back away start yelling, we love you, Willie!
48:07
SPEAKER_01: We love you!
48:08
SPEAKER_01: It's like...
48:10
SPEAKER_01: Can he hear you?
48:11
SPEAKER_01: Can he hear you up there with his in-ear monitors in?
48:14
SPEAKER_01: Can he hear you yelling?
48:15
SPEAKER_00: We love you, Willie!
48:16
SPEAKER_00: First of all, he's 90.
48:17
SPEAKER_00: He couldn't hear you if you were standing next to him.
48:21
SPEAKER_00: Jeez, oh, man.
48:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just listen.
48:24
SPEAKER_00: But the crowd noise in this is like, whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
48:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man.
48:30
SPEAKER_00: It's like, holy shit, it's Willie Nelson.
48:33
SPEAKER_00: I don't know who,
48:34
SPEAKER_00: but I don't think Willie Nelson should generate that kind of emotion, should he?
48:40
SPEAKER_01: Got some hardcore fans.
48:42
SPEAKER_00: Guess so.
48:43
SPEAKER_01: All right, here we go.
48:44
SPEAKER_01: Look
48:51
SPEAKER_00: at that young guy.
48:52
SPEAKER_00: Was that his grandson?
48:56
SPEAKER_02: We love you!
48:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we love you!
48:58
SPEAKER_02: Woo!
49:09
SPEAKER_00: Just can't
49:15
remember, take my mind.
49:18
Don't ever get me close to it.
49:21
Just can't remember, not my pride.
49:26
SPEAKER_02: All I got to get to believe.
49:29
Just can't remember, take my mind.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: Don't ever get me close to it.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: Just can't remember, not my pride.
49:44
SPEAKER_00: Not gonna lie, he sounds like Willie Nelson.
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50:39
SPEAKER_00: He sounds just fine.
50:41
SPEAKER_00: Right.
50:42
SPEAKER_00: I mean, Bob Dylan sounded fucking wretched.
50:45
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm not a Willie Nelson fan at all,
50:48
SPEAKER_00: but this sounds like what he sounds like, what he did in his 50s or whatever.
50:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, if your dad was still alive, he'd be at the show.
50:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know he would have been.
50:59
SPEAKER_00: He'd have been trying to get me to go.
51:01
SPEAKER_00: Right, of course.
51:02
SPEAKER_00: He'd have been like, you know what?
51:04
SPEAKER_00: Let's go relive the 70s.
51:06
SPEAKER_00: Let's go listen to some real music.
51:09
SPEAKER_00: We can go after that fucking hack John Mellencamp.
51:13
SPEAKER_00: We don't want any of that from your era.
51:15
SPEAKER_00: Let's get back to my era.
51:17
SPEAKER_00: The Willie Nelson music.
51:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
51:19
SPEAKER_00: He was a big Willie Nelson guy.
51:21
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure he was.
51:22
SPEAKER_00: Truck driver.
51:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and he had that same stupid hat, too.
51:25
Mm-hmm.
51:27
SPEAKER_00: And I remember it well because he used to wear that hat when he did this thing.
51:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why he did this.
51:35
SPEAKER_00: But he wore hats all the time from when he was probably in his 20s or 30s or whatever.
51:43
SPEAKER_00: So of course he got the hat skullet where the hair just goes away.
51:49
SPEAKER_00: But he grew like three or four hairs all the way that would comb over.
51:53
SPEAKER_01: Right.
51:54
SPEAKER_00: So he would do the comb over,
51:56
SPEAKER_00: and then they got so long that he would do the comb over and kind
51:59
SPEAKER_00: of put his fingers here to hold them and do the pull back.
52:04
SPEAKER_00: And then he'd put the hat on top of it, right?
52:06
SPEAKER_00: Right.
52:07
SPEAKER_00: So when he would come in,
52:08
SPEAKER_00: like after he'd been on a run or something,
52:10
SPEAKER_00: trucking,
52:12
SPEAKER_00: he'd come in,
52:12
SPEAKER_00: he'd take off his coat,
52:14
SPEAKER_00: he'd hang it on a chair or whatever, and he'd take off the hat.
52:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:18
SPEAKER_00: You know how those guys, they don't take it off from the front, they take it off on the side.
52:22
SPEAKER_01: Right.
52:23
SPEAKER_00: He would take it off on the side,
52:25
SPEAKER_00: and the hair, the four long hairs would kind of flop to one side.
52:31
SPEAKER_00: Right, right.
52:32
SPEAKER_00: Like a free willy-wales fin.
52:34
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's just like Kingpin with- Bill Murray.
52:39
SPEAKER_01: Bill Murray.
52:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
52:41
SPEAKER_01: He had the same thing, and when he's up there bowling, his hair is
52:44
SPEAKER_00: like- Yes.
52:45
SPEAKER_00: It was just like that.
52:46
SPEAKER_00: And he would come in,
52:47
SPEAKER_00: and none of us had the balls, including my mom, to say, hey, fix your fucking hair.
52:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:53
SPEAKER_00: You know,
52:53
SPEAKER_00: he was sitting there eating some spaghetti
52:55
SPEAKER_00: and he'd have this fucking free willy hair,
52:57
SPEAKER_00: you know, and it was like, what are you doing, dude?
53:00
SPEAKER_00: Brush your hair.
53:02
SPEAKER_00: Cut that shit.
53:03
SPEAKER_00: Shave it.
53:04
SPEAKER_00: He never did fully shave it.
53:06
SPEAKER_00: Even when he even when he passed away, he still had the fucking Greek ring of shame.
53:12
SPEAKER_00: You know, it wasn't as long and pulled over anymore, but he had but he still kept this bullshit.
53:16
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
53:17
SPEAKER_00: If you started losing your hair on the top,
53:19
SPEAKER_00: would you keep that or would you just go straight up bald it?
53:22
SPEAKER_00: I'd just go shaved.
53:23
SPEAKER_00: I would just go right.
53:25
SPEAKER_00: As long as my hair is, and I mean, you knew me back then.
53:27
SPEAKER_00: I used to keep my hair shaved all the time.
53:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you used to have the brush cut.
53:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I had the Phil Anselmo Arian Nation look.
53:38
SPEAKER_00: You know, I really went for it for a while, but then, you know, now there's this.
53:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:46
SPEAKER_00: Now there's the other end of that spectrum.
53:48
SPEAKER_00: The pendulum swing around.
53:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you could braid your hair like Willie Nelson does.
53:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I could now.
53:55
SPEAKER_00: Every time I run into Stephanie,
53:57
SPEAKER_00: she always gets into my hair and starts braiding it when we're at the bar.
54:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what are you doing?
54:01
SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
54:01
SPEAKER_01: You could braid your hair like Willie and get a hat.
54:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I could.
54:05
SPEAKER_00: Get one of those nice hats.
54:08
SPEAKER_00: Big old stupid hat.
54:10
SPEAKER_00: I still can't believe that that first summer when I was dating Teresa
54:14
SPEAKER_00: that I was going to country shows for Wearing those stupid hats and the boots
54:17
SPEAKER_00: and everything else.
54:18
SPEAKER_00: What a fag.
54:20
SPEAKER_01: Because she thought your tractor was sexy.
54:22
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
54:24
SPEAKER_00: Kenny Chesney, baby.
54:27
SPEAKER_00: And I went to that shit.
54:29
SPEAKER_00: Actually, it was a fun time.
54:32
SPEAKER_00: I'd love to say it was a terrible show, but it was a lot of fun.
54:34
SPEAKER_00: But still.
54:36
SPEAKER_00: Fucking Cowboy Chris with his dumb hat and his boots and everything.
54:41
SPEAKER_00: Get all in.
54:42
SPEAKER_00: What a dummy.
54:44
SPEAKER_00: Just for some pussy.
54:45
SPEAKER_00: What a fucking idiot.
54:48
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, let's go back to Willie.
54:51
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
55:49
SPEAKER_00: I know Willie's been broken all but can't can he afford on this tour to get
55:54
SPEAKER_00: a better microphone than that?
55:57
SPEAKER_00: What's that a $30 mic?
55:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, who knows?
56:00
SPEAKER_01: That is a cheap mic.
56:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it doesn't look like a nice Sennheiser or something like that.
56:05
SPEAKER_01: This guy's mic looks better.
56:08
SPEAKER_00: This guy right here, look at that mic.
56:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
56:11
SPEAKER_00: That looks better than what he's rocking.
56:13
SPEAKER_01: Well, whatever the production crew, you know, brings with him.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: Willie's rocking a microphone that you get a box of six for a hundred bucks.
56:21
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's a cheap mic.
56:24
SPEAKER_00: He's Willie fucking Nelson.
56:26
SPEAKER_00: Come on, man.
56:27
SPEAKER_00: Do better.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: Come on, man.
56:29
SPEAKER_00: All right.
56:31
SPEAKER_00: You want more of this, or do we get the gist?
56:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we get the gist.
56:35
SPEAKER_00: All right.
56:35
SPEAKER_00: You want to see if we can find some Mellencamp on this?
56:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, find some Mellencamp.
56:38
SPEAKER_01: There's one.
56:41
SPEAKER_01: It looks like Mellencamp does all along the Watchtower, even after Dylan did it.
56:48
SPEAKER_01: He does it too?
56:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's according to this.
56:51
SPEAKER_01: I'll shoot this one over, but go ahead and pull that up.
56:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's pink houses.
57:00
SPEAKER_00: Does he have his umbrella guy with it?
57:01
SPEAKER_00: Well, no, it's a blossom.
57:02
SPEAKER_01: He wouldn't need it.
57:03
SPEAKER_01: It's an evening show.
57:05
SPEAKER_00: It's in.
57:06
SPEAKER_00: It's a blossom.
57:07
SPEAKER_00: He's got a big umbrella.
57:08
SPEAKER_01: Right.
57:09
SPEAKER_00: All right.
57:10
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
57:10
SPEAKER_00: Here's John Mellencamp, Little Pink Houses.
57:17
SPEAKER_02: Let's watch.
57:34
SPEAKER_02: There's a black man with a black cat, and then a black nigga girl.
57:42
SPEAKER_02: He's got it in a state, or a kiss for a jar that I get.
57:51
SPEAKER_02: That's so good.
57:53
SPEAKER_02: There's a woman in the kitchen, bring up the TV show.
58:01
SPEAKER_02: Honey, yeah, this is dry, and I'm gonna be filled with some blood.
58:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, but in Japan,
58:10
SPEAKER_02: America,
58:11
SPEAKER_02: you and me,
58:12
SPEAKER_02: in Japan,
58:13
SPEAKER_02: America,
58:14
SPEAKER_02: something to see, baby, in Japan, America, I want to breathe, yeah, with the time.
58:29
SPEAKER_00: Ain't that throat cancer taking over me?
58:33
SPEAKER_00: Jeez.
58:34
SPEAKER_00: He is an avid smoker.
58:37
SPEAKER_00: I can tell.
58:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:38
SPEAKER_00: I can smell the smoke on his microphone.
58:40
SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
58:43
SPEAKER_00: He really sounds, I mean, he sounds okay.
58:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm not trying to say that this is bad.
58:49
SPEAKER_00: This would be acceptable.
58:51
SPEAKER_00: But man, oh man, what happened?
58:54
SPEAKER_00: Well, I know what happened.
58:55
SPEAKER_00: Smoke.
58:55
SPEAKER_00: Smoke.
58:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, for 40 years, 50 years of smoking.
59:00
SPEAKER_00: He's like, ain't that America?
59:02
SPEAKER_00: You and me, baby.
59:05
SPEAKER_00: It's like, dude.
59:06
SPEAKER_01: But he kind of relishes the fact that his voice is gravelly like that
59:11
SPEAKER_01: because he's said that it mimics old blues singers.
59:17
SPEAKER_00: No, he's wrong.
59:19
SPEAKER_01: That's his thoughts.
59:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, he's wrong.
59:21
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't do that at all.
59:22
SPEAKER_00: What it does is makes it sound like he smokes nonstop.
59:27
SPEAKER_00: He sounds bad.
59:29
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I guess.
59:31
SPEAKER_00: I mean, if he wanted to go out and play a muddy water set or something, I guess he could.
59:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'll give him credit.
59:40
SPEAKER_01: He has stayed committed to that whole stage set with the whole jumpsuit, you know, the theme.
59:50
SPEAKER_01: He's stayed with this theme on this whole tour.
59:55
SPEAKER_00: Well, good for him.
59:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's like, wow,
59:57
SPEAKER_01: you guys are really dedicated to that whole theme,
1:00:00
SPEAKER_01: that old 50s garage mechanic thing.
1:00:06
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's because he sounds like an old garage mechanic now.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_00: Maybe that's why he's using that theme.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm a real working man.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_00: See, no voice.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the whole thing.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_01: That's the whole theme of it.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_01: It's music for the working man.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_01: True.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_00: Mimics gravel.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_00: That's pretty funny.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, boy.
1:00:36
SPEAKER_01: But I'll tell you,
1:00:36
SPEAKER_01: during that Lonesome Jubilee tour back in 87, 88, that was when he was at his peak.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_00: Well, I saw him on Uh-huh Tour, and he was great.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, he was at his peak.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I saw him on the Scarecrow Tour,
1:00:53
SPEAKER_01: the Lonesome Jubilee Tour, saw him on the Whenever We Wanted Tour.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_01: That's where I met him.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_01: And then I saw him on the Dance Naked Tour and the Cutting Heads Tour.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_01: I've seen Mellencamp at least a dozen times.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well,
1:01:11
SPEAKER_01: I've seen him.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_01: But of all the shows that I saw that...
1:01:14
SPEAKER_01: Lonesome Jubilee Tour, he was at his pinnacle at that point.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_00: Fair enough.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_00: I saw him the once, he was good.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_00: I certainly wouldn't say he was bad, but I don't know.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_00: Now the combination of his politics and that fucking astronomy jealous forehead,
1:01:34
SPEAKER_00: I can't go to that.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_00: That's a big forehead there.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_00: That's a six head.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_00: Not even a fiver.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_00: That's a full six.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_00: You want me to switch to a long,
1:01:46
SPEAKER_00: a long, a long, a
1:01:47
SPEAKER_01: long, they do a little comparison there and then we'll cut it.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_01: Let's share that screen all along the watch.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_01: But again, I, I,
1:01:55
SPEAKER_01: I wasn't even aware of this was a,
1:01:57
SPEAKER_01: a tour this year, but you know, tell, you know, would
1:02:02
SPEAKER_00: you have gone?
1:02:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm done with, I'm done with seeing this stuff anymore.
1:02:10
SPEAKER_01: I saw it when it was good.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_01: I just don't want to see these guys, these decrepit guys.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_01: I appreciate the fact that they're 80 and 90 years old,
1:02:23
SPEAKER_01: still out there performing in front of audiences,
1:02:25
SPEAKER_01: but I just don't have any interest in seeing it.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_00: I know I'm really battling with myself about going to see the Black Crows.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_00: They're playing at the Rock Casino.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: They're playing over here at the Hard Rock Casino,
1:02:39
SPEAKER_01: and I'm thinking I'd like to go, and then the other part tells me, eh.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_00: See, that's it.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_00: It's not really the Black Crows.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_00: It's the brothers.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_00: That's not the Black Crows.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_00: It's just the brothers.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_00: But, yeah.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm fighting with myself over it.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_00: I want to see those songs, but I don't know.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_00: I'd like to see it in a small venue like that, too, like the Roxino.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_00: We got to talk about Dave Grohl before I go to bed.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_00: Well, since you've been such a cooperative asshole in the chat room, no, we don't.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_00: We'll do it about 2.30, just for you.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_00: 2.30 Eastern.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_00: Fuck off, Barden.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_00: Annoying me tonight.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_01: All right, let's play this.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_01: Let's take a break.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_00: All right, here
1:03:45
we go.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_02: No reason to get excited.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_02: The thief who came as a clue.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_02: There are many here among us, that feel alive is but a joke.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_02: But you and I, we've been today, and this is not our fate.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_02: So let us stop talking, cause we now, that I was feeling great.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_00: That's not very good.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's not very good.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_01: He is completely just trash, just singing voice.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_00: That's just gone.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_00: Oof, wow.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_00: That's what four packs a day does.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_00: It does, that's true.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, let's fast forward and go to the Dylan side here.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_00: This is the intermission act at a local TD bar.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_00: They look like angry old lesbians.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_00: All right, let's go to the middle here.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_00: All right, here's Dylan.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_00: I hate it for anybody that's just a fan of this song.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_00: I get two doses of shit.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_00: Holy cow.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_00: They're both awful.
1:06:03
SPEAKER_01: I mean, they got good bands.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_01: Their bands seem to be playing pretty well, but boy, this just...
1:06:10
SPEAKER_01: They gotta find a way out of here.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_01: Send the Joker to the thief.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_01: Again, if you didn't know that was Dylan up there or Mellencamp,
1:06:19
SPEAKER_01: it wouldn't really make any difference.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_00: Does your friend that went to this, does she drink heavily?
1:06:25
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_00: I don't know how she could do it.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_01: This is a 25-year-old seeing legendary singers.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_00: So is she more
1:06:37
SPEAKER_00: excited that she's seeing these names than actually what she's seeing?
1:06:41
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I would say that would be the case.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this is piss poor.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_01: That's why I have a difficult time even considering going to one of these shows
1:06:53
SPEAKER_01: because I saw most of these people in
1:06:56
SPEAKER_01: their prime and I don't want to see this.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_00: Or you just don't want to, you never wanted to see it.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_00: Like I would have never gone to a Bob Dylan show.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_00: Would you?
1:07:05
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_00: Not a fan.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_00: I never was a fan.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_00: I always thought he sucked.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_00: Get the fuck out of here with that
1:07:13
SPEAKER_01: shit.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_01: Lay across my big brass bed.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_00: I don't hate that song, but that's like the one.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_01: You gotta serve somebody.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_01: You gotta serve somebody.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_00: Junk.
1:07:31
SPEAKER_00: Junk.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_00: I never got the appeal to this dude.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_00: Now, Mellencamp I did like, but I don't know.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_00: Then he started spewing his fucking bullshit.
1:07:43
SPEAKER_00: It's just like, shut the fuck up, big head.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_00: All right, well, so much for that.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_00: Well, if you went and you had a good time, well, congrats, I guess.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_00: It must have been fun.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, I say we take a break.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_01: We'll come back and maybe talk some Dave girl.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_00: I say we wait.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_00: I say we make hard and wait.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_01: I said maybe.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_01: Didn't say we would.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_01: I said maybe.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_01: That sounds good.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_01: I'll let you pick a tune.
1:08:20
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_00: Let me pull up my listy list here.
1:08:23
SPEAKER_00: You know what?
1:08:24
SPEAKER_00: Since you mentioned Lay Lady Lay, I'm going to request Lay Lady Lay, but not by Dylan.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_00: Is it Ministry?
1:08:30
SPEAKER_00: Ministry.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_00: That would be from the Filth Pig release, I believe.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, even I knew that.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_00: Of course, because you're a big fan of ministry, I'm sure.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure you've been to all of his shows.
1:08:44
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I have.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_00: That was one of the funnest things I ever did ever on MMS when I had
1:08:48
SPEAKER_00: a political battle with him.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_00: Me and him yelling at each other about politics.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_00: And then he ended up getting us, we had to go to, we had to dump because he kept saying fuck.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_00: He said, you're a fucking idiot.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_00: You're a fucking idiot.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_00: I was going right back at him.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_00: But it was a lot of fun to actually just argue politics with him.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_00: It was fun.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_01: So Al Jorgensen, he's a different character for sure.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_01: Yes, he is.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_01: All right.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, here it is.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_01: It's Al Jorgensen in Ministry covering the Bob Dylan classic,
1:09:24
SPEAKER_01: Lay, Lady, Lay, Lay Across My Big Brass Bed.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_02: So guys, I'm Federico from Frozen Crown and you're watching CMS TV.
1:10:01
SPEAKER_01: It's Michael Schenker right here on your classic metal show doing a UFO cover,
1:10:07
SPEAKER_01: I guess, sort of, featuring Slash and Eric Gronwall on lead vocal there.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_01: You know,
1:10:15
SPEAKER_01: the guy who can't tour or anything,
1:10:17
SPEAKER_01: but strangely enough, he's going out on tour with Michael Schenker.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_00: He's too sick to tour.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
1:10:25
SPEAKER_01: How can that be?
1:10:27
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_01: That one going out by request to Chad Moore.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_01: And just before that, we heard the band Pentagram for Brian Bauman.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_01: We heard Scorpions there with Life is Like a River.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_01: And that one going out by request to Hardy Boy.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_01: Good stuff.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_01: So there you are.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_01: And...
1:10:51
SPEAKER_01: We want to thank Daniel.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to say his last name because I know.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_01: Buckspan.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_01: I asked him.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_01: Buckspan.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_01: So for being part of the show tonight and promoting his new book, Rush at 50.
1:11:04
SPEAKER_01: Dude, this book is
1:11:06
SPEAKER_00: seriously killer.
1:11:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, again, I look through the whole press kit.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_01: They give you 100 pages in the press kit.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_01: Look through.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_01: I don't have the book,
1:11:17
SPEAKER_01: but looking at the press kit and reading some of the snippets and the excerpts
1:11:24
SPEAKER_01: that they share with you in the press kit, it's pretty cool.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_00: It is really.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_00: It's a high-end book.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_01: It is.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_01: Like I said, it's a coffee table style book.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_01: So if you like that kind of stuff, go pick it up when it's available.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's out on October 8th.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_00: You can pre-order it now.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_00: If you watch the last segment on Tuesday when it airs,
1:11:54
SPEAKER_00: the link will be in the description and it's on the bottom.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_00: Sound like a fucking Mark and John now.
1:12:00
SPEAKER_00: Link in the description.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_00: Link in the show notes.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_00: Like and subscribe and share.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like, subscribe, share, and hit that notification bell.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_01: Let's take a phone call here.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_01: Hale and Kill Caller, you're on the air.
1:12:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what's up, guys?
1:12:17
SPEAKER_02: Listen, this is the last time I'm going to bitch about Hagar to you guys,
1:12:21
SPEAKER_02: but I want to see your argument on this one, man.
1:12:25
SPEAKER_02: Crunk, which for some reason you guys are fucking supporting this Japan cock-sucking...
1:12:34
SPEAKER_00: Are we supporting it, or did we say we don't care?
1:12:36
SPEAKER_00: We're supporting it, man.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_00: You're not trashing it.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_00: You're all supportive of it.
1:12:40
SPEAKER_00: What should we be trashing?
1:12:44
SPEAKER_02: You know, he's putting pictures on Instagram every fucking
1:12:48
SPEAKER_00: two hours.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_00: But don't look at it.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_00: Unsubscribe.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_00: Don't look at it.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_02: So, listen,
1:12:55
SPEAKER_02: one of the things that him and Sammy,
1:12:58
SPEAKER_02: his girlfriend, posted, With Michael Anthony's wife with the turkey neck.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_02: One of the things they posted with the merch is this t-shirt.
1:13:06
SPEAKER_02: Are you guys familiar with the OU812 cover?
1:13:11
SPEAKER_02: Remember they got the silhouette photo of the band?
1:13:14
SPEAKER_02: You guys know that picture?
1:13:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_02: So the merch they're selling and they're wearing is fucking...
1:13:23
SPEAKER_02: That image with fucking Sammy Hagar looked, you know, what was he, like 30 then?
1:13:29
SPEAKER_02: He's now like 100.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_02: But he kept the fucking same picture of himself.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_02: And then he put the band, Bonham and all these guys.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_02: Bonham's a good, nice guy, by the way.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, he's taking care of his mother right now.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_02: He put the fucking band, all the balls, you know, I call them the balls band.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_02: So he has the balls band with a picture of him when he's like 30 years old.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_02: Now, come on, guys.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_02: You think that's cool that he's fucking doing that?
1:13:56
SPEAKER_00: No, we think we don't care.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_00: Why should we be upset about this?
1:14:01
SPEAKER_00: We don't give a fuck.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_02: You do give a fuck.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_00: We do not give a fuck about what Sammy Hagar's shirts are.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_01: Even if we did, in my opinion, it's just nostalgia.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_01: Who cares?
1:14:18
SPEAKER_01: That's what this whole tour is about, is reliving the nostalgia of the Van Hagar days.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_01: Who cares?
1:14:26
SPEAKER_02: Okay, Neely, I got you on that, okay?
1:14:28
SPEAKER_02: It's nostalgia.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_02: All right, but listen, man.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_02: Fucking Eddie Van Halen, God bless his soul.
1:14:36
SPEAKER_02: Wrote those fucking songs.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_02: I know you say, okay, Hagar had something to do with it.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_02: He wrote the lyrics.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_02: They're all the same fucking lyrics on fucking bubblegum rap.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_02: I love you.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_02: You love me.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_02: Love comes.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_02: Everything's love, love, love.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_02: He's the same shit, right?
1:14:51
SPEAKER_02: Fucking Eddie's getting drunk, depressed in his fucking 5150, writing this music.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_02: And this fucking motherfucker is out there making t-shirts And selling the music
1:15:05
SPEAKER_02: that this guy wrote.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_02: Dude, why do you think Wolfie and Alex are not supporting this?
1:15:10
SPEAKER_00: That they wrote.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_00: That they wrote.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_00: You can't say that Eddie wrote.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_00: Alex and Sammy wrote half of it, too.
1:15:21
SPEAKER_02: I think Alex and Eddie wrote it.
1:15:23
SPEAKER_02: I think Sammy came in there, you know, drinking a half, but he never got drunk, right?
1:15:29
SPEAKER_02: He can sell his fucking drinks and his whatever the fuck he sells.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_02: What a Cabo Wabo, right?
1:15:35
SPEAKER_02: But he doesn't get drunk.
1:15:36
SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile,
1:15:36
SPEAKER_02: a real drunk,
1:15:37
SPEAKER_02: a real artist alcoholic is writing the music,
1:15:40
SPEAKER_02: and this guy's fucking cashing in on it.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_02: It's fucked up, bro.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_00: But he's part of it.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_00: He was part of it.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_00: Hired by Eddie Van Halen, by the way.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_00: And fired
1:15:52
SPEAKER_00: by him, by the way.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_01: And then rehired by him.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_01: Why does this bother you so much?
1:16:02
SPEAKER_01: What's the stake in the game?
1:16:04
SPEAKER_02: It's loyalty.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_02: You know what bothers me?
1:16:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm loyal to you guys.
1:16:07
SPEAKER_01: You guys are loyal to one another.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_01: Okay?
1:16:10
SPEAKER_01: It's about loyalty.
1:16:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but we know each other.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_01: You're not friends with the Van Halens.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm friends with you guys.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_02: I watch you every fucking week, man.
1:16:20
SPEAKER_02: I understand.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_02: You guys even muted that crazy Barton guy.
1:16:25
SPEAKER_02: You guys got to keep your fans intact, man.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_02: No, we don't.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_00: We love you,
1:16:29
SPEAKER_02: man.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_01: We really don't.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_01: We love you.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_01: We really don't.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_01: You can converse with us,
1:16:34
SPEAKER_01: but you're not conversing with Alex,
1:16:36
SPEAKER_01: and you didn't converse with Eddie, and you're not conversing with Wolfie.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_02: Whoa, whoa.
1:16:42
SPEAKER_02: I got you, Neely.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_02: I got you.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_02: I am conversing with Alex because I'm fucking meeting him in about two weeks, brother.
1:16:50
SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, I'll be conversing with that guy.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_00: I'll bet.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_00: Be thrown right out of there for being radical.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_02: Me and him are going to bear hug and I'm going to whisper in his ear.
1:17:02
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to whisper in his ear, fuck Sammy.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_01: I hope he keeps doing what he's doing because I get a check.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_01: Every time he's out there performing the song.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_00: So there you are.
1:17:18
SPEAKER_00: I'll say this to, I think that was Barden, obviously.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_00: I'll say this to Barden or whoever that was that called.
1:17:25
SPEAKER_00: Feel free to call back next week.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_00: I'll put the link on the bottom of the screen for the show next week when John is here.
1:17:32
SPEAKER_00: Because John will fight you all day long and he has the same passion toward
1:17:36
SPEAKER_00: the Sammy Hagar stuff as he does against it.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_00: And I will happily take him onto the show and let those two just scream
1:17:45
SPEAKER_00: at each other for a half hour and give me a half hour off to just drink.
1:17:49
SPEAKER_00: So I'm in.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_01: Next week.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't get the invested, you know, getting so upset about this stuff.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't care.
1:18:00
SPEAKER_00: I mean, look.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_00: I get that people are passionate about Van Halen.
1:18:05
SPEAKER_00: I get all that.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_00: And I certainly get that people hate the Sammy Hagar era.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_00: Why?
1:18:10
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_00: Because like I said, Eddie Van Halen did hire him and kept him for 15 years.
1:18:16
SPEAKER_00: So it wasn't like a Gary Cherone type of a deal
1:18:18
SPEAKER_00: where he fucking figured it out pretty quick that it wasn't the answer.
1:18:22
SPEAKER_00: It was, you know, what was Sammy in the band, like 15 years, 12, 15, something like that?
1:18:27
SPEAKER_01: He joined in, what, 85?
1:18:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, something like 85, 86, somewhere in there.
1:18:32
SPEAKER_00: 85, 86, and he was out, what?
1:18:34
SPEAKER_00: 2000, well, he came back in, what, 2004?
1:18:38
SPEAKER_01: Right, but he was out for a few years.
1:18:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, 98, maybe?
1:18:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:43
SPEAKER_00: Whenever Little White Lies came out?
1:18:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:18:45
SPEAKER_01: So he was in like 13 years and then he was out,
1:18:48
SPEAKER_01: you know, and then he was back in and, you know, but it's who cares?
1:18:53
SPEAKER_01: They were just making money and making albums and doing what musicians do.
1:18:59
SPEAKER_00: They work.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_00: And again, going back to the trunk thing.
1:19:03
SPEAKER_00: I agree.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_00: Eddie is absolutely spamming Japan across his shit.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying he's not, but who cares?
1:19:10
SPEAKER_00: Why are you looking at it?
1:19:12
SPEAKER_00: And who doesn't do that when they travel?
1:19:16
SPEAKER_00: Anybody that has social media, when they travel somewhere, they show fucking pictures.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_00: That's what you do on social.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_00: So I can't hold Eddie like he's doing something wrong.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_00: You know, again,
1:19:28
SPEAKER_00: if he was saying, hey,
1:19:30
SPEAKER_00: you know,
1:19:30
SPEAKER_00: here's the plane that I built that flew me to Japan, then I'd have an issue with it.
1:19:35
SPEAKER_00: But, you know, it's like, whatever.
1:19:37
SPEAKER_00: Who gives a fuck?
1:19:38
SPEAKER_00: Eddie's in Japan.
1:19:39
SPEAKER_00: Who cares?
1:19:42
SPEAKER_00: Good for him.
1:19:43
SPEAKER_00: He's a good friend of Sammy.
1:19:45
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SPEAKER_01: I just don't understand why every week it's a bitch.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_01: Did you see what he's doing now?
1:20:31
SPEAKER_00: Fuck that guy!
1:20:32
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I'll tell you why it's a bitch every single week.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_00: Because the David Lee Roth honks are ridiculous.
1:20:42
SPEAKER_00: The guys that are all David Lee Roth and all anti-Sammy Hagar are absolutely fucking insane.
1:20:49
SPEAKER_00: They will hold on to that David Lee Roth today is good.
1:20:54
SPEAKER_00: And they will argue that all day.
1:20:56
SPEAKER_00: When you say he sucks ass, they'll say, no, no.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_00: That's just how Dave's always been.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_00: He's improvising.
1:21:03
SPEAKER_00: They always go with the he's improvising.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_00: That's been his strength is that he improvises.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_00: Not that he's just a lazy, shitty singer now.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_00: It's that he's improvising.
1:21:14
SPEAKER_00: You know, dude, that Van Halen, Van Hagar thing is a cult, man.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_00: It really is a cult.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_00: It's cult-like.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_00: There's no middle ground.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_00: Guys like me and you that are like, Roth, cool.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_00: Hagar cool.
1:21:30
SPEAKER_00: We're cool with all of it.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_00: You know, we are the absolute minority in this.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, I'm, I'm a Roth era guy myself.
1:21:38
SPEAKER_01: I like some of the same stuff,
1:21:40
SPEAKER_01: but you know,
1:21:41
SPEAKER_01: if I had my choice of which era of Van Halen I listened to,
1:21:46
SPEAKER_01: I'd listen to the Roth era first,
1:21:49
SPEAKER_01: you know, and,
1:21:49
SPEAKER_01: and I
1:21:50
SPEAKER_00: would probably go the other way,
1:21:51
SPEAKER_00: but I don't think that I would ever be like,
1:21:53
SPEAKER_00: but I'm not going to listen to the David Lee stuff.
1:21:56
SPEAKER_00: Fair warning is out of the game, but I'm going to listen to Balance.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not that guy.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_00: I could give a shit as long as it's good music and it entertains me.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't ever mean anything more than background fluff to me.
1:22:09
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:22:10
SPEAKER_00: That's all any of it is.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_00: It's just like, yeah, that sounds cool.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_00: Put that on.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_00: It pumps me up a little bit.
1:22:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, sure.
1:22:16
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
1:22:19
SPEAKER_01: So ridiculous.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:22:21
SPEAKER_01: Our fans are funny.
1:22:23
SPEAKER_01: Which is fine.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_01: But anyway, we are into the sponsored segment of the CMS.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_01: So we want to thank those of you who sponsor us through our locals page
1:22:33
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1:22:39
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1:22:45
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1:22:48
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1:22:58
SPEAKER_01: It's our back channel.
1:22:59
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1:23:01
SPEAKER_01: It's 24-7.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_01: This is something that is our safety net or our safeguard in case...
1:23:09
SPEAKER_01: Something happens to Rumble or something happens to whatever other outlets
1:23:13
SPEAKER_01: that they cease to operate or they get bought out.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_00: Or they just start censoring.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_01: Or they start censoring like YouTube did or whatever the case may be.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_01: We always want to have a channel to where our stuff isn't just completely obliterated.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_01: Or just deleted like our YouTube channel got edited.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_01: And so we were discussing today,
1:23:43
SPEAKER_01: since this is something that we pay for, as to whether we should keep it or not.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_01: And what I want to do here between now and the end of the year,
1:23:55
SPEAKER_01: because the bill for that comes up in January again.
1:23:58
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1:24:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but besides that,
1:24:03
SPEAKER_01: I just want to ask our fans for a favor for those of you who listen to
1:24:08
SPEAKER_01: the show anyway or choose to listen to the rebroadcast or the segment or whatever.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_01: If you would go over to our CMS TV page and just tune in once,
1:24:21
SPEAKER_01: it doesn't benefit us in any way.
1:24:24
SPEAKER_01: I just want you to be aware of it.
1:24:27
SPEAKER_01: It's sort of like muscle memory.
1:24:30
SPEAKER_01: Because when we made the transition from YouTube over to Rumble,
1:24:35
SPEAKER_01: it was the toughest thing to get people to start using Rumble.
1:24:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, nobody.
1:24:40
SPEAKER_01: YouTube is the only place.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_01: It's the end-all be-all place to go.
1:24:45
SPEAKER_01: And now we got quite a hefty following over on the Rumble page because they're not cocksuckers.
1:24:52
SPEAKER_01: They're not censoring dicks over there.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_01: So right now, Rumble is our home.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_01: But if something were to go astray,
1:25:02
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1:25:10
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1:25:11
SPEAKER_01: But the decision Chris and I have to make between now and the end of the year is,
1:25:16
SPEAKER_01: do we keep the page just for safety net purposes?
1:25:21
SPEAKER_01: Can we get our people to go over there and watch it?
1:25:24
SPEAKER_01: Can you tune in and check it out?
1:25:26
SPEAKER_01: At least know it's there?
1:25:27
SPEAKER_01: Because I'll guarantee you probably 90% of our audience doesn't even know that thing exists.
1:25:34
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1:25:35
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1:25:35
SPEAKER_01: So tell them how to get there, how to find it.
1:25:38
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1:25:39
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1:25:42
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1:25:44
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1:25:49
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1:25:57
SPEAKER_00: And then on there are the two channels.
1:26:00
SPEAKER_00: There's one channel that's 24-7 CMS, just me and you.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_00: And then there's one channel that's all the other shows.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_00: It's like all the shows except for the CMS.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_00: You know,
1:26:11
SPEAKER_00: so it'd be like Chris Hagen Presents and Seth's show and Live and Loud with
1:26:14
SPEAKER_00: the Lord, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_00: You know, so you can go to either of those two and all you do is hit play and it plays.
1:26:24
SPEAKER_00: I think it's on when you go to the webpage.
1:26:27
SPEAKER_00: It's just on.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_00: It's just muted.
1:26:29
SPEAKER_00: You just have to unmute it.
1:26:30
SPEAKER_00: But...
1:26:33
SPEAKER_00: And this is why we have to talk about it, Rock and Roll Podcast.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_00: Fuck, went from YouTube to Rumble and now... No!
1:26:42
SPEAKER_01: Neely just told you!
1:26:45
SPEAKER_01: Did you just not listen to a word I just said?
1:26:49
SPEAKER_00: He literally just told you, do us a favor, try it once, make sure you know it's there.
1:27:00
SPEAKER_01: Is that not what you just said?
1:27:02
SPEAKER_01: That's all I said.
1:27:03
SPEAKER_01: Just go over there.
1:27:04
SPEAKER_01: Just know it's there.
1:27:05
SPEAKER_01: Check it out for yourself.
1:27:07
SPEAKER_01: And we just want to make sure you are aware of it.
1:27:10
SPEAKER_01: That's all.
1:27:11
SPEAKER_01: We're not saying, well, we're pulling the plug on Rumble
1:27:15
SPEAKER_00: and moving over here.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_00: We are not moving to anything.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_00: We love Rumble.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_00: Let's be clear.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_00: Rumble is our home, as Neely just said again.
1:27:26
SPEAKER_00: We are not moving away from Rumble.
1:27:30
SPEAKER_00: We are not moving away from Rumble at all.
1:27:33
SPEAKER_00: We love Rumble.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_00: Here's the problem, though.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_00: Rumble, since we're talking specifically on that channel,
1:27:42
SPEAKER_00: is now not available in certain countries.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_00: It's not available for Philouse in France.
1:27:49
SPEAKER_00: It's not available for people in Brazil.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_00: And if people in Brazil, specifically, if they try to get to it versus...
1:28:00
SPEAKER_00: Versus using a VPN rather, and they get caught, it's an $8,000 fine.
1:28:06
SPEAKER_00: We don't want our fans taking that kind of a risk in their lives
1:28:11
SPEAKER_00: to lose $8,000 trying to catch the fucking CMS.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_00: We'd rather have a different thing that we've got for you,
1:28:17
SPEAKER_00: CMS TV, that is going to be a long, long ways down on the fucking totem pole.
1:28:26
SPEAKER_00: You know, so...
1:28:29
SPEAKER_00: Keep it like that.
1:28:32
SPEAKER_00: Just make sure you know it's there if you watch it.
1:28:34
SPEAKER_00: And one of the things Neely and I have talked about,
1:28:37
SPEAKER_00: and I think we're going to do,
1:28:39
SPEAKER_00: is every once in a while, we're just going to go live only on CMS-TV.
1:28:44
SPEAKER_00: We'll put out something on the socials that says, hey, we're going live at 8 o'clock.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_00: Boom.
1:28:49
SPEAKER_00: And we'll do an hour on CMS-TV.
1:28:52
SPEAKER_00: And that'll be the only place that it airs.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:55
SPEAKER_01: But all it is is an exercise in getting you aware of it and checking it out.
1:29:01
SPEAKER_01: So if something were to happen with our other outlets, be it Rumble or...
1:29:09
SPEAKER_01: What's the other ones we use?
1:29:11
SPEAKER_01: Odyssey.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_01: Odyssey.
1:29:13
SPEAKER_01: If anything were to happen, you can still find us.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_01: It's not going to go away over there because it's our own server.
1:29:19
SPEAKER_01: It's our own channel.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_01: We pay for it.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_01: We don't rely on an outside source to carry.
1:29:27
SPEAKER_01: It's our thing.
1:29:29
SPEAKER_01: And that's it.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_01: But it's there.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_01: So all I want you to do is just be aware of it.
1:29:34
SPEAKER_01: Go check it out.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, I could watch a show on this channel if I want.
1:29:42
SPEAKER_00: Boy, we talk technology and I get mad.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's because it's my forte.
1:29:48
SPEAKER_00: I liked Spreaker because you can download the podcast.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, you can download the podcasts if you use any fucking podcast platform.
1:29:56
SPEAKER_00: Apple Podcasts.
1:29:59
SPEAKER_00: Pocket Cast, Overcast, Amazon Podcasts, whatever.
1:30:04
SPEAKER_00: Any podcasting app can do that, first of all.
1:30:07
SPEAKER_00: Second of all, Jim, show me two other sites right now, 2024, that are still using Spreaker.
1:30:17
SPEAKER_00: I'll wait.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_00: No one is using Spreaker anymore.
1:30:22
SPEAKER_00: Spreaker is dead.
1:30:23
SPEAKER_00: Spreaker was great.
1:30:25
SPEAKER_00: It was great.
1:30:26
SPEAKER_01: We loved it.
1:30:26
SPEAKER_01: When it first launched and we were one of the higher rated podcasts on Spreaker.
1:30:34
SPEAKER_01: But technology changes, things change, things move.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_01: I mean, look, look what happened to iTunes.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_01: ITunes used to be the thing.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:30:44
SPEAKER_01: Doesn't exist anymore.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_01: I know it's Apple Music now, but regardless of that, iTunes went away.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_00: And to be clear on Spreaker, Spreaker fucked Spreaker, not us.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_00: We love Spreaker, but they wouldn't give us any fucking space.
1:30:59
SPEAKER_00: Remember the exercise we had to do?
1:31:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you had to delete all the, you know.
1:31:05
SPEAKER_00: The oldest stuff you had to delete, and it didn't have a mechanism to get to the end.
1:31:11
SPEAKER_00: So you had to keep clicking a button 10 things at a time to go 1,500 podcasts deep
1:31:17
SPEAKER_00: to delete one.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_00: And then when you deleted one, then it would go back to the beginning.
1:31:21
SPEAKER_00: It was a bitch to maintain.
1:31:25
SPEAKER_00: But we did for years.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, years.
1:31:28
SPEAKER_00: What do we have, 12 million downloads or something on Spreaker?
1:31:32
SPEAKER_00: We loved it.
1:31:33
SPEAKER_00: It was ridiculous.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_00: We loved Spreaker.
1:31:36
SPEAKER_00: We did not want to leave Spreaker.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_00: We did leave Spreaker because they priced themselves out and they got stupid with it
1:31:45
SPEAKER_00: and they made it very difficult to administrate.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_00: So we moved to Spotify, which is more universal and it spreads to everything else.
1:31:55
SPEAKER_00: And Barton, thank you, dude.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_00: Now you're getting fucking muted.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm done with you tonight.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm done with you for this live stream.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_00: You're out.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_00: Bye.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_01: What do you do now?
1:32:09
SPEAKER_00: He ain't getting the message.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_00: Now he got the message because he's out.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:32:18
SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
1:32:18
SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
1:32:21
SPEAKER_00: But...
1:32:22
SPEAKER_00: Now, we moved to Spotify and Spotify works great and it has the video component,
1:32:29
SPEAKER_00: which I wanted.
1:32:31
SPEAKER_00: Just in the last two weeks, though,
1:32:33
SPEAKER_00: I've started using also Substack because Substack is less censored than Spotify.
1:32:42
SPEAKER_00: So now I'm using Substack, which also has the audio and the video.
1:32:47
SPEAKER_00: And so, but I didn't get rid of Spotify either.
1:32:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm uploading to Spotify and I'm uploading to Substack and,
1:32:54
SPEAKER_00: you know,
1:32:54
SPEAKER_00: and I'll make,
1:32:55
SPEAKER_00: I'll make sure that it's,
1:32:58
SPEAKER_00: you know, that the podcast, I'm always trying to make it better.
1:33:02
SPEAKER_00: That's really what it comes down to is I'm always trying to make it better
1:33:05
SPEAKER_00: and I'm always trying to protect us, which more and more is a real process.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_00: We have to protect us.
1:33:12
SPEAKER_01: It's amazing that we have to try to stay ahead of the censors.
1:33:17
SPEAKER_01: But we do.
1:33:19
SPEAKER_00: Everything is censored.
1:33:21
SPEAKER_00: And people keep saying, yeah, but you're on YouTube.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_00: I upload almost every day to YouTube.
1:33:26
SPEAKER_00: But you guys have no idea how much editing I have to put into the YouTube.
1:33:31
SPEAKER_00: I literally have a notepad here on the other screen here
1:33:35
SPEAKER_00: when every time I say certain words,
1:33:37
SPEAKER_00: because it ain't really Neely,
1:33:38
SPEAKER_00: it's me,
1:33:39
SPEAKER_00: but every time I say certain words,
1:33:40
SPEAKER_00: I write it down and I timestamp it so that I can go back and clip it out to get it
1:33:45
SPEAKER_00: to YouTube.
1:33:47
SPEAKER_00: I hate fucking YouTube.
1:33:48
SPEAKER_00: I wish we weren't on it at all, but we have to be there.
1:33:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's more or less used as a marketing tool for us to get people interested
1:33:58
SPEAKER_01: to check out the real show over on the uncensored.
1:34:03
SPEAKER_00: On Rumble.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_00: That's where we want Rumble or Odyssey or now Substack.
1:34:10
SPEAKER_00: Those are uncensored.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_00: That's where we want you guys.
1:34:13
SPEAKER_00: That's where we as a show want you guys is on Rumble or Substack or
1:34:17
SPEAKER_00: on our own website.
1:34:19
SPEAKER_00: You know, over at CMSPN, you know, everything's there.
1:34:23
SPEAKER_00: That's the easiest way to never lose the show is just follow us there.
1:34:26
SPEAKER_00: Put the app on your phone.
1:34:28
SPEAKER_00: Then you'll never lose us.
1:34:29
SPEAKER_00: And that's free too.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's free as well.
1:34:34
SPEAKER_00: Not for us, but for them.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_01: So it doesn't cost you anything to put the CMS app on your phone.
1:34:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
1:34:41
SPEAKER_01: You don't have to buy the app.
1:34:43
SPEAKER_01: It's free.
1:34:43
SPEAKER_01: We give it to you.
1:34:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we give it to you.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_00: The other thing is the locals.
1:34:48
SPEAKER_00: Everything is now on Locals.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_00: Everything is on Locals.
1:34:53
SPEAKER_00: You know, it's just, you know, you want, you missed an episode or whatever, and it's on Locals.
1:35:00
SPEAKER_00: You want the Wednesday segment, it's on Locals.
1:35:04
SPEAKER_00: You know?
1:35:05
SPEAKER_00: So, we'd go way out of our way to give you guys the show.
1:35:10
SPEAKER_00: Way.
1:35:11
SPEAKER_00: I could do what everybody else does.
1:35:13
SPEAKER_00: Look at every other podcast out there.
1:35:15
SPEAKER_00: Get us on the podcasting sites and YouTube.
1:35:18
SPEAKER_00: And that's all they do.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_00: We go way over the line to make sure everybody gets the show.
1:35:25
SPEAKER_00: And the show we're presenting,
1:35:26
SPEAKER_00: not the show that these cocksuckers over at fucking YouTube want you to hear.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_00: You know, fuck that.
1:35:34
SPEAKER_00: See, there you go.
1:35:37
SPEAKER_00: I was hoping Eddie Trunk was going to respond to Chris's outlet.
1:35:41
SPEAKER_00: I didn't put it on YouTube.
1:35:43
SPEAKER_00: Because it would have got us banned.
1:35:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just the words.
1:35:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:35:48
SPEAKER_01: Would have got us banned.
1:35:50
SPEAKER_00: Me telling Eddie Trunk he was a cocksucker and he could suck my dick,
1:35:54
SPEAKER_00: that would have got us fucking banned.
1:35:56
SPEAKER_00: Somebody would have reported it and we would have got banned.
1:36:00
SPEAKER_00: You know.
1:36:02
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Sal.
1:36:05
SPEAKER_00: Very much appreciate that.
1:36:07
SPEAKER_00: Because that is the five in the morning move.
1:36:12
SPEAKER_01: And that's Sal's whole Sunday.
1:36:15
SPEAKER_01: Is listening back?
1:36:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:36:17
SPEAKER_01: I listened back three times today, dude.
1:36:19
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
1:36:26
SPEAKER_01: That's funny.
1:36:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_01: I listened.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_01: I missed half the show last night, but I got to catch up with it today.
1:36:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:36:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:36:39
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:36:41
SPEAKER_00: Well, I do put everything on Locals.
1:36:45
SPEAKER_00: I definitely put everything,
1:36:48
SPEAKER_00: the basic best places, look,
1:36:50
SPEAKER_00: there's four places to get,
1:36:51
SPEAKER_00: there's tons of places to get the show now,
1:36:53
SPEAKER_00: but the best places to get the show are number one,
1:36:57
SPEAKER_00: the website or the app, either one.
1:37:00
SPEAKER_00: Because no matter what,
1:37:01
SPEAKER_00: no matter what changes,
1:37:02
SPEAKER_00: no matter Rumble goes away,
1:37:04
SPEAKER_00: Odyssey gets bought out,
1:37:07
SPEAKER_00: fucking,
1:37:08
SPEAKER_00: anything happens, all the backups are in place to work with the website and the app.
1:37:14
SPEAKER_00: So all of that is in place.
1:37:17
SPEAKER_00: That's the best place.
1:37:18
SPEAKER_00: Second is Rumble.
1:37:19
SPEAKER_00: Third is Odyssey.
1:37:20
SPEAKER_00: Fourth, but coming up quickly, is Substack.
1:37:23
SPEAKER_00: Substack rules.
1:37:25
SPEAKER_00: It is such an easy way to watch and listen to the show.
1:37:29
SPEAKER_00: Like every episode,
1:37:30
SPEAKER_00: I upload the video and it has just a little toggle switch that you can just click
1:37:35
SPEAKER_00: if you only want the audio.
1:37:37
SPEAKER_00: It's really a nice thing and it's uncensored.
1:37:41
SPEAKER_00: Your pal talked me into fucking Substack, Sticks, Hex, and Hammer.
1:37:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:37:46
SPEAKER_00: Because he's a big Substack guy.
1:37:48
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
1:37:49
SPEAKER_00: So I kept hearing him talking about it,
1:37:51
SPEAKER_00: and I was like, let me see what this Substack is and how it could benefit the show.
1:37:55
SPEAKER_00: Then I uploaded one or two episodes.
1:37:57
SPEAKER_00: I was like, holy shit, this fucking rules.
1:38:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're moving off of Rumble to Substack.
1:38:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm not moving off of Rumble.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_00: Rumble is still our home.
1:38:08
SPEAKER_00: Are we going to change again?
1:38:10
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
1:38:11
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
1:38:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm not doing that.
1:38:13
SPEAKER_00: Would I have to click on something different this time?
1:38:16
SPEAKER_00: I've got to click a new link.
1:38:18
SPEAKER_00: Jesus, this link's orange instead of green.
1:38:20
SPEAKER_00: Fuck!
1:38:23
SPEAKER_00: My life is over.
1:38:25
SPEAKER_00: It's so much work.
1:38:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's too hard.
1:38:28
SPEAKER_00: So much work.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_00: It's too hard.
1:38:33
SPEAKER_00: I love this show, but you guys change it all the time.
1:38:38
SPEAKER_00: A lot of effort to try to listen to you guys.
1:38:42
SPEAKER_00: Fucking baby, shut up.
1:38:47
SPEAKER_00: At least we're telling you.
1:38:48
SPEAKER_00: Could be like every other show and just change.
1:38:52
SPEAKER_00: Every other show just changes.
1:38:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're on Rumble now.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_00: Done.
1:38:56
SPEAKER_00: It's the last they say about it.
1:38:58
SPEAKER_00: We at least try to explain it to you.
1:39:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:39:01
SPEAKER_01: There's a reason why these things are being done.
1:39:04
SPEAKER_01: It's because we're being chased all the time.
1:39:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:39:08
SPEAKER_00: Because we're not willing.
1:39:10
SPEAKER_00: We're not.
1:39:10
SPEAKER_00: I mean, look,
1:39:11
SPEAKER_00: if you guys are so stuck on I can only click on one thing,
1:39:15
SPEAKER_00: then we can start doing a censored show.
1:39:17
SPEAKER_00: Why don't we do that, Neely?
1:39:20
SPEAKER_00: So how was that weather over there in Chicago, Neely?
1:39:22
SPEAKER_00: It was beautiful here today.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_00: Is that the radio you want?
1:39:27
SPEAKER_00: Fucking stop whining, you bitches.
1:39:30
SPEAKER_00: God damn.
1:39:32
SPEAKER_00: Everybody's a fucking crybaby.
1:39:34
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:39:35
SPEAKER_01: It's like, man.
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1:40:12
SPEAKER_01: What makes me laugh, though,
1:40:13
SPEAKER_01: the most of it all,
1:40:15
SPEAKER_01: and this is not to blow our own horns,
1:40:20
SPEAKER_01: but you guys and gals who tune into the show, again,
1:40:24
SPEAKER_01: we appreciate it,
1:40:25
SPEAKER_01: but you're there to listen to whatever our stream of thought and what words come out
1:40:34
SPEAKER_01: of our mouths.
1:40:35
SPEAKER_01: Nobody ever stops to think about the...
1:40:39
SPEAKER_01: The life experience that has allowed Chris and I to develop into the people
1:40:44
SPEAKER_01: that we are,
1:40:45
SPEAKER_01: that we share whatever it is,
1:40:47
SPEAKER_01: our viewpoint, our worldview, our thoughts, and all this other stuff.
1:40:54
SPEAKER_01: And it costs you nothing for us to give you six hours of greatness every week.
1:41:02
SPEAKER_00: No, instead it costs us having to hear you bitch about it.
1:41:08
SPEAKER_00: It's scary.
1:41:09
SPEAKER_01: Skippy.
1:41:12
SPEAKER_01: I think we'll do weather on the 10s.
1:41:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:41:16
SPEAKER_00: Well, we're on the 9s right now.
1:41:18
SPEAKER_00: It's 70 degrees here in Cleveland on the 9s here, Neely.
1:41:21
SPEAKER_00: What's it over there in Chicago?
1:41:22
SPEAKER_01: Well, looking at the old iPhone like most people can.
1:41:26
SPEAKER_01: This is why doing the weather is so unnecessary.
1:41:30
SPEAKER_01: Currently, it's mostly cloudy, 69 degrees here in the Chicagoland area.
1:41:37
SPEAKER_01: Some rain in the forecast.
1:41:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my goodness.
1:41:39
SPEAKER_01: I hope you've rolled up your windows.
1:41:41
SPEAKER_01: So take your slicker with you.
1:41:43
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
1:41:44
SPEAKER_00: Neely, do you have your umbrella stored in your car just in case?
1:41:50
SPEAKER_01: Don't want to get wet out there.
1:41:52
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
1:41:59
SPEAKER_00: I agree with Black Metal Rays Lives Matter.
1:42:02
SPEAKER_00: I agree with them.
1:42:03
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
1:42:05
SPEAKER_00: I absolutely agree.
1:42:06
SPEAKER_00: We do give more than just about any show out there other than Rogan, really.
1:42:14
SPEAKER_00: We give out the same,
1:42:15
SPEAKER_00: I think the same amount of content or close to it as Corolla during a week.
1:42:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably.
1:42:20
SPEAKER_01: This is like two hours long, right?
1:42:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like an hour and a half, I think.
1:42:25
SPEAKER_00: I haven't listened to him forever.
1:42:26
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:42:27
SPEAKER_00: You know, once he fired all his people, I was kind of done.
1:42:31
SPEAKER_00: I liked Bald Brian.
1:42:32
SPEAKER_00: I thought he was fun.
1:42:35
SPEAKER_01: I guess, well,
1:42:36
SPEAKER_01: speaking of that,
1:42:37
SPEAKER_01: and I don't know this,
1:42:39
SPEAKER_01: all I heard is that he was running into some real financial straits,
1:42:43
SPEAKER_01: I guess, as a costly divorce or something.
1:42:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he did get divorced, I know that.
1:42:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, those bitches cost you money.
1:42:53
SPEAKER_00: I never understand why people keep getting married.
1:42:55
SPEAKER_01: Especially if you're a celebrity type.
1:42:58
SPEAKER_01: I don't get the whole celebrities getting married type thing.
1:43:02
SPEAKER_01: I just don't get it.
1:43:03
SPEAKER_01: Especially if you're a performer where you're out in the midst of temptation all the time.
1:43:09
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, man, why would you do that?
1:43:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, we're seeing it play out again with Dave Grohl.
1:43:16
SPEAKER_00: Right, of course.
1:43:16
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
1:43:17
SPEAKER_00: Boy, we called that.
1:43:19
SPEAKER_00: We couldn't have called that one more, right?
1:43:20
SPEAKER_00: Could we?
1:43:21
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:43:22
SPEAKER_00: Now all of a sudden there's other chicks and he has a history of cheating.
1:43:26
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
1:43:27
SPEAKER_01: All he was trying to do is try to get out ahead of it.
1:43:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:43:30
SPEAKER_01: But he's a rock star.
1:43:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:43:33
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's what rock stars do.
1:43:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that is.
1:43:38
SPEAKER_01: I mean, the only one that I know of that has never had scandal reported about him
1:43:45
SPEAKER_01: and he's been around longer than probably most of all of them, Alice Cooper.
1:43:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:43:53
SPEAKER_01: You ever hear anything scandalous about Alice Cooper?
1:43:56
SPEAKER_00: Dude, he's another one of those guys.
1:43:59
SPEAKER_00: Other than golfing, do you know what he does when he's not being Alice Cooper?
1:44:03
SPEAKER_01: Not really.
1:44:04
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that guy's been in the limelight 60 fucking years.
1:44:08
SPEAKER_00: You never heard word one about this guy.
1:44:11
SPEAKER_00: Never heard word one about him.
1:44:16
SPEAKER_01: Nope, not at all.
1:44:18
SPEAKER_01: And he's just, you know, being faithful to your partner is an admirable thing.
1:44:27
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
1:44:27
SPEAKER_01: But when it comes to being a performing artist,
1:44:32
SPEAKER_01: especially if you're in a very popular band or band situation or whatever
1:44:38
SPEAKER_01: the case may be,
1:44:38
SPEAKER_01: I can't even imagine what it would take to,
1:44:42
SPEAKER_01: what do you want to call, thwart the temptation.
1:44:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
1:44:50
SPEAKER_01: Especially if drugs and alcohol are involved.
1:44:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:44:53
SPEAKER_01: You know, that clouds your judgment spectacularly.
1:44:57
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
1:44:58
SPEAKER_01: It does.
1:44:59
SPEAKER_01: And it's just like, oh, you know, I'm fucking Dave Grohl.
1:45:04
SPEAKER_01: And again,
1:45:07
SPEAKER_01: if you're out there doing that kind of stuff,
1:45:10
SPEAKER_01: what guarantee do you have that that girl isn't going to go blabbing all over
1:45:13
SPEAKER_01: the place?
1:45:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, none.
1:45:16
SPEAKER_00: She will once you cross her.
1:45:18
SPEAKER_00: And you will cross her.
1:45:19
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
1:45:21
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's the real tell on it is you will cross them.
1:45:26
SPEAKER_00: There's nobody that's ever been in a relationship with any bitch that didn't go bad
1:45:30
SPEAKER_00: or didn't have bad moments.
1:45:32
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:45:33
SPEAKER_00: And then they will instantly be like, you son of a bitch, I'm going to tell your wife.
1:45:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, how about what's interesting to me?
1:45:43
SPEAKER_01: And it's not because he's,
1:45:46
SPEAKER_01: I think mostly because he's not as big as, say,
1:45:48
SPEAKER_01: a Dave Grohl, obviously, as Eddie Trunk and the shit he went through a year ago.
1:45:55
SPEAKER_01: You know, all the circulating internet rumors and thing about him.
1:46:02
SPEAKER_01: Having a chick on the road, his go-to girl on the road.
1:46:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, his go-to hoe.
1:46:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:46:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:46:09
SPEAKER_01: But nothing came of that as far as I know.
1:46:12
SPEAKER_01: No.
1:46:14
SPEAKER_01: But, you know.
1:46:16
SPEAKER_01: I didn't cheat on you and I didn't do that.
1:46:20
SPEAKER_01: Even Eddie Fivehead has chicks on the road.
1:46:25
SPEAKER_00: I didn't allow her to suck my cock.
1:46:30
SPEAKER_00: It wasn't me that she was blowing on the road.
1:46:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:46:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:46:37
SPEAKER_00: Holy cow.
1:46:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:46:39
SPEAKER_00: Ed did sort of get away with it, didn't he?
1:46:41
SPEAKER_00: He did.
1:46:42
SPEAKER_01: I mean, if it was true, if there was any truth to that, I had no idea.
1:46:45
SPEAKER_01: I don't really care.
1:46:47
SPEAKER_00: I don't really care.
1:46:48
SPEAKER_00: I wonder if he made some kind of quiet settlement.
1:46:50
SPEAKER_00: Who knows?
1:46:51
SPEAKER_01: Because that did go away very quickly.
1:46:53
SPEAKER_01: It did go away.
1:46:54
SPEAKER_01: And I agree.
1:46:55
SPEAKER_01: It did go away.
1:46:56
SPEAKER_00: It definitely got quiet in a hurry.
1:46:58
SPEAKER_00: Like maybe he just said, look here, here's 200 grand beat at your pig.
1:47:05
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, it's,
1:47:06
SPEAKER_01: it's gotta be a tough proposition to be a, a,
1:47:09
SPEAKER_01: a rock star or any kind of a,
1:47:12
SPEAKER_01: a Hollywood celebrity or, or not and be in the public limelight.
1:47:16
SPEAKER_01: And you know, when you have.
1:47:19
SPEAKER_01: Groupies and chicks and people plying you with drugs and alcohol and things like
1:47:24
SPEAKER_01: that to keep yourself out of a problem situation like Dave Grohl.
1:47:37
SPEAKER_01: I smashed her like a rock star.
1:47:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you probably rolled over on her.
1:47:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:47:51
SPEAKER_00: I never had a go-to on the road.
1:47:54
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:48:00
SPEAKER_00: That's hilarious.
1:48:01
SPEAKER_00: That is funny.
1:48:04
SPEAKER_01: But, yeah, that whole thing.
1:48:10
SPEAKER_00: All right, that's not nice, Fuego.
1:48:17
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
1:48:19
SPEAKER_00: We don't know that.
1:48:19
SPEAKER_00: We know nothing about Eddie's wife.
1:48:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:48:22
SPEAKER_01: She's not in the public eye, so we would not comment about that.
1:48:25
SPEAKER_01: We don't know anything about her.
1:48:27
SPEAKER_00: I've never seen a picture of her ever.
1:48:31
SPEAKER_00: I've seen the alleged girlfriend, but I've never seen her.
1:48:33
SPEAKER_01: Right.
1:48:35
SPEAKER_01: Hail and kill caller.
1:48:36
SPEAKER_01: You're on the air.
1:48:38
Hey.
1:48:40
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:48:41
SPEAKER_01: Is this, is this Sal?
1:48:42
SPEAKER_01: Sal, are you coherent enough to have a, um, you know, a coherent conversation with us tonight?
1:48:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, after I left you on Tuesday, I went to the ER on Wednesday.
1:48:56
SPEAKER_02: Why?
1:48:56
SPEAKER_02: I told you I went to sit on my office chair,
1:49:02
SPEAKER_02: and the rollers rolled back, and I fell on my ass, and I bumped my head.
1:49:08
SPEAKER_02: And then after we went to the show, the next day it was like getting more sore.
1:49:13
SPEAKER_02: Then I took a picture of the back of it, and I hit a dime-sized thing that looked like bloody.
1:49:19
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like, let me go get this checked out.
1:49:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:49:24
SPEAKER_02: And?
1:49:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:49:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, no, I just wanted to report in, but we had a good time.
1:49:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, wait a minute.
1:49:32
SPEAKER_00: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:49:33
SPEAKER_00: Sal, Sal.
1:49:35
SPEAKER_00: You got a bloody dime-sized thing on your ass.
1:49:38
SPEAKER_00: What was it?
1:49:39
SPEAKER_01: On his head.
1:49:40
SPEAKER_00: Or on your head.
1:49:42
SPEAKER_00: Well, what was it?
1:49:43
SPEAKER_00: Was it a bruise?
1:49:44
SPEAKER_00: Was it a brain hemorrhage?
1:49:47
SPEAKER_00: What was it?
1:49:49
SPEAKER_02: I was told by the ER doctor, she was actually very good looking, a hematoma.
1:49:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:49:56
SPEAKER_01: So you had a
1:49:58
SPEAKER_00: bump on your
1:49:58
SPEAKER_01: head.
1:49:59
SPEAKER_01: You had a blood blister on your head.
1:50:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:50:03
SPEAKER_02: It's still there, yeah.
1:50:03
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:50:04
SPEAKER_02: It's still there, yeah.
1:50:06
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:50:07
SPEAKER_02: But, I mean, I took, like I said, I thought it was a zit, but I felt the fucking back of it.
1:50:15
SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, let me try to...
1:50:17
SPEAKER_02: See what the fuck's going on.
1:50:18
SPEAKER_02: So I took a picture of it.
1:50:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh, fuck.
1:50:20
SPEAKER_02: Let me go to the ER.
1:50:22
SPEAKER_02: And I had to wait there.
1:50:24
SPEAKER_02: And there was a Mexican dude in there.
1:50:26
SPEAKER_02: And he had, like, a stomach attack or something going on.
1:50:31
SPEAKER_02: And I'm thinking, like, I have an insurance card.
1:50:36
SPEAKER_02: I, like, hop in front of him.
1:50:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you privileged bastard.
1:50:40
SPEAKER_01: You privileged white guy.
1:50:42
SPEAKER_01: You rich, privileged guy.
1:50:47
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:50:48
SPEAKER_02: Exactly, man.
1:50:49
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:50:51
SPEAKER_02: And so I was in and out.
1:50:52
SPEAKER_02: And so I'm just chilling.
1:50:54
SPEAKER_02: And I was told to rest and ice it.
1:50:57
SPEAKER_02: And I've been putting, I got some frozen broccoli soup.
1:51:04
SPEAKER_02: And from Panera.
1:51:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:51:06
SPEAKER_02: So I've been putting that on my skull.
1:51:11
SPEAKER_02: And then I was told not to drink, but I'm not following doctor's orders on that one.
1:51:15
SPEAKER_00: Well, what a surprise.
1:51:16
SPEAKER_00: Big shock there.
1:51:19
SPEAKER_01: So what is it you're calling in about tonight, Sal?
1:51:23
SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to check in,
1:51:24
SPEAKER_02: make sure my song email got through because I haven't heard it yet,
1:51:28
SPEAKER_02: but just to say hi.
1:51:30
SPEAKER_02: And I wanted to update you after we went to the show that I went to
1:51:34
SPEAKER_02: the emergency room the next day.
1:51:35
SPEAKER_01: Well, don't you think this is a conversation that you and I should have together,
1:51:39
SPEAKER_01: just you and I not share it with the whole audience who was not aware that any
1:51:44
SPEAKER_01: of this took place?
1:51:47
SPEAKER_01: About what?
1:51:47
SPEAKER_01: Me falling?
1:51:48
SPEAKER_01: All of it!
1:51:49
SPEAKER_01: Nobody ever would discuss you falling.
1:51:53
SPEAKER_01: This is like irrelevant to everybody who's listening to the show right now.
1:51:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't care about them.
1:51:59
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I'm like chatting with them and rumble.
1:52:02
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
1:52:03
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I share my whole life.
1:52:05
SPEAKER_02: And I want to tell you,
1:52:07
SPEAKER_02: I sent you a picture of a 1960s Pirates baseball sign that my neighbor gave me.
1:52:14
SPEAKER_02: I did see that.
1:52:15
SPEAKER_02: I want to send it your way.
1:52:17
SPEAKER_02: I forgot to bring it with me on Tuesday.
1:52:23
SPEAKER_01: It's really nice catching up with you this way,
1:52:26
SPEAKER_01: but this would be like a phone call you and I should have maybe like on
1:52:31
SPEAKER_01: a Sunday afternoon when I'm at home and you're at home.
1:52:37
SPEAKER_01: And we're just having like friend chat,
1:52:39
SPEAKER_01: you know,
1:52:39
SPEAKER_01: we're just hanging like bros and say,
1:52:42
SPEAKER_01: hey man, look, I got this baseball I want to give you.
1:52:45
SPEAKER_01: A friend of mine gave me, and it's signed by Willie Stargell.
1:52:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
1:52:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, I just thought, what time is it?
1:52:53
SPEAKER_02: It's only 11 o'clock here, Central Time.
1:52:56
SPEAKER_02: I figured, you know what, after Barton's call, I couldn't do worse.
1:53:00
SPEAKER_00: You were wrong.
1:53:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:53:05
SPEAKER_02: And I wanted to check in on Chris's cat.
1:53:08
SPEAKER_02: I wanted to make sure that nobody ate that thing.
1:53:12
SPEAKER_02: I don't have a cat.
1:53:14
SPEAKER_01: Not anymore.
1:53:15
SPEAKER_01: Well,
1:53:19
SPEAKER_00: no, when I was there, you had a cat,
1:53:20
SPEAKER_01: dude.
1:53:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's gone.
1:53:21
SPEAKER_02: It's dead.
1:53:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, the Haitians ate it.
1:53:25
SPEAKER_00: Are you trying to bring something up to make me sad?
1:53:34
SPEAKER_01: It's four minutes after the hour here in the Chicagoland area, 69 degrees.
1:53:39
SPEAKER_01: Go ahead, Sal.
1:53:40
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:53:40
SPEAKER_02: Just checking it.
1:53:42
SPEAKER_02: Did you like that thing I sent you yesterday,
1:53:45
SPEAKER_02: the 45-minute Paramount thing about the hair metal?
1:53:49
SPEAKER_01: Sal, this is a conversation you and I should be having together on the phone,
1:53:54
SPEAKER_01: not on my radio show.
1:53:57
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:53:58
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:54:00
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we're going to talk about nothing but a good time.
1:54:04
SPEAKER_01: Both Chris and I watched it, so we will discuss it.
1:54:09
SPEAKER_02: Okay, thank you.
1:54:10
SPEAKER_00: Anything else, Al?
1:54:12
SPEAKER_00: How much did you pay for gas this week?
1:54:16
SPEAKER_02: Is that a series on Paramount, or is it...
1:54:22
SPEAKER_00: Well, you see, Sal,
1:54:23
SPEAKER_00: it was sponsored by these two guys that wrote a book called Nothing But A Good Time,
1:54:28
SPEAKER_00: and it was converted into a three-part docuseries.
1:54:35
SPEAKER_00: So, Sal,
1:54:35
SPEAKER_00: when you got to work on Sunday,
1:54:37
SPEAKER_00: when you got to work last Monday,
1:54:39
SPEAKER_00: did your pen have ink in it, or did you have to throw it away and get a new one?
1:54:44
SPEAKER_02: No, I was typing on the keyboard.
1:54:48
SPEAKER_00: Is it a clickable keyboard or is it a flat one that doesn't have the hard click on it?
1:54:54
SPEAKER_00: It's a flat one.
1:54:56
SPEAKER_00: Ah, that's very interesting.
1:54:58
SPEAKER_00: Is it USB or
1:55:00
SPEAKER_01: is it wireless?
1:55:01
SPEAKER_01: Yes, is it wired or wireless?
1:55:04
SPEAKER_02: It's got the thing that you put in the side of the thing.
1:55:07
SPEAKER_02: The thing that you put in the side of the thing.
1:55:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, USB.
1:55:10
SPEAKER_00: USB.
1:55:11
SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
1:55:12
SPEAKER_00: Now, is that USB 2 or 3?
1:55:14
SPEAKER_00: Is it the wide connection or the small one?
1:55:18
SPEAKER_00: You have to ask my employer.
1:55:19
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:55:21
SPEAKER_00: What size monitor do you have?
1:55:23
SPEAKER_00: What?
1:55:25
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a big monitor, too?
1:55:28
SPEAKER_02: One.
1:55:29
SPEAKER_02: I couldn't fit the other one because the apartment's too small.
1:55:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God, dude.
1:55:33
SPEAKER_00: How do you even exist with just one monitor?
1:55:35
SPEAKER_00: That's got to suck.
1:55:36
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:55:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't have the big arm thing.
1:55:39
SPEAKER_02: I don't have the thing with the arm.
1:55:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I get it.
1:55:44
SPEAKER_00: That's tough, man.
1:55:45
SPEAKER_00: Is it a laptop or a desktop?
1:55:49
SPEAKER_02: I think it's an HP, from what I understand here.
1:55:53
SPEAKER_00: That really doesn't answer if it's a laptop or a desktop, actually, but okay.
1:55:58
SPEAKER_01: What color is your chair, Sal?
1:56:01
SPEAKER_01: Does it have plastic wheels on it, or has it got metal wheels on it?
1:56:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but they fell out from under me, like I said, to circle back.
1:56:11
SPEAKER_02: Did you hit her head when
1:56:12
SPEAKER_01: you fell, Sal?
1:56:13
SPEAKER_01: Did you hit your head?
1:56:14
SPEAKER_02: I did.
1:56:15
SPEAKER_00: Are the wheels on a flat thing, like a plastic thing, or is it sitting on a carpet or what?
1:56:21
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, not that thing that's advertised, the Bandazi or whatever.
1:56:29
SPEAKER_02: It's on a laminate flooring, Chris.
1:56:32
SPEAKER_00: How close is it to the kitchen?
1:56:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's right here.
1:56:37
SPEAKER_02: Ah, that's great.
1:56:38
SPEAKER_02: I didn't hit my head on the kitchen.
1:56:41
SPEAKER_00: So you can get up and get a beer and come back without missing a beat.
1:56:45
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:56:46
SPEAKER_00: Ah, good.
1:56:47
SPEAKER_00: It's good to know.
1:56:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and not far to the bathroom and so on and so forth.
1:56:55
SPEAKER_00: Now, do you still use a traditional printer or are you more of a PDF guy now?
1:57:00
SPEAKER_02: Actually, I got an Epson here that has a cooler function.
1:57:04
SPEAKER_02: Ah, good.
1:57:05
SPEAKER_00: Is that the three tray or the two tray as far as the ink goes?
1:57:10
SPEAKER_02: It's a four spot.
1:57:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my.
1:57:13
SPEAKER_02: It's expensive as shit because I have to buy magenta, yellow, blue, but I only use black.
1:57:18
SPEAKER_02: That would be cayenne.
1:57:19
SPEAKER_02: That would be yellow, cayenne, and blue.
1:57:22
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
1:57:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:57:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:57:24
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:57:24
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:57:26
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:57:28
SPEAKER_02: And...
1:57:29
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking of more shows that we can go see.
1:57:31
SPEAKER_02: But I liked the show on Tuesday, and I agree.
1:57:34
SPEAKER_02: There was, like, some Earth, Wind & Fire, some Dionne Warwick.
1:57:38
SPEAKER_02: And, Chris, I advocate that you go see them when they come to a place.
1:57:43
SPEAKER_00: If you advocate it, then I must go.
1:57:46
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you must.
1:57:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:57:49
SPEAKER_02: Actually, I heard they're hiring one of the Haitians from around your hood.
1:57:53
SPEAKER_02: There is kind of a Philip Bailey kind of fill in.
1:58:00
SPEAKER_00: Is that for a musical Cats, maybe?
1:58:02
SPEAKER_00: Do you want to throw that joke in there, too, Sal?
1:58:07
SPEAKER_02: Yes, exactly.
1:58:10
SPEAKER_00: Can you mix in a Tiger King joke, too?
1:58:15
SPEAKER_00: See, I don't watch that.
1:58:16
SPEAKER_02: You guys always talk about that.
1:58:18
SPEAKER_02: I don't subscribe to the locals, the, what you call it, five hours a month thingy.
1:58:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:58:25
SPEAKER_02: I don't subscribe to whatever Tiger Wall is that or Cat, whatever that show is.
1:58:30
SPEAKER_02: Netflix?
1:58:31
SPEAKER_02: We've been on Showtime.
1:58:32
SPEAKER_00: Netflix?
1:58:33
SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
1:58:33
SPEAKER_02: See, I don't have that.
1:58:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, that's unfortunate.
1:58:36
SPEAKER_00: Now, what do you have, Sal?
1:58:37
SPEAKER_00: What programs do you keep?
1:58:38
SPEAKER_00: What is your setup over there, Sal?
1:58:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what do you got over there, Sal?
1:58:42
SPEAKER_00: Blaze TV?
1:58:43
SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
1:58:43
SPEAKER_01: Do you still have traditional cable television or do you have a Roku?
1:58:48
SPEAKER_02: I do.
1:58:51
SPEAKER_02: No, I don't have Hulu.
1:58:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't have Peacock.
1:58:54
SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
1:58:56
SPEAKER_02: Those are channels, Sal.
1:58:57
SPEAKER_01: We're talking about your internet, your TV
1:59:00
SPEAKER_02: service.
1:59:02
SPEAKER_02: Comcast, whatever.
1:59:04
SPEAKER_00: What's your upload and download speed, Sal?
1:59:10
SPEAKER_02: I don't know how many gig, mega, something.
1:59:16
SPEAKER_02: I got my reading glasses on.
1:59:17
SPEAKER_02: You got about 20
1:59:19
SPEAKER_00: gig megas?
1:59:22
SPEAKER_02: Thereabouts.
1:59:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's a pretty good speed.
1:59:25
SPEAKER_00: Those Gig Megas come quick.
1:59:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:59:29
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
1:59:30
SPEAKER_01: I pay extra for my Gig Megas.
1:59:35
SPEAKER_02: You were in Pittsburgh that last time.
1:59:37
SPEAKER_02: Was that when you were in that thing by the train and you were by the camera
1:59:41
SPEAKER_02: that was overlooking the train?
1:59:43
SPEAKER_02: Yes, it was on
1:59:46
SPEAKER_01: the horseshoe curve in Altoona, Pennsylvania.
1:59:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
1:59:50
SPEAKER_01: That was cool.
1:59:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:59:52
SPEAKER_01: Cool.
1:59:53
SPEAKER_01: Nice point of reference, Sal, like anybody knows what you're talking about.
1:59:57
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
1:59:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm just rolling with this now.
2:00:03
SPEAKER_03: Yo, metalheads, what the hell are you waiting for?
2:00:05
SPEAKER_03: Metallica's And Justice For All just dropped and remastered 2LP Vinyl Glory, and it is crushing.
2:00:10
SPEAKER_03: Blackened, one, harvester of sorrow.
2:00:13
SPEAKER_03: Those riffs hit harder than a freight train, and the drums will straight up cave your chest in.
2:00:19
SPEAKER_03: This is the album that defined thrash, and now it sounds meaner, louder, and heavier than ever.
2:00:26
SPEAKER_03: If you call yourself a Metallica fan, then you need to own this.
2:00:29
SPEAKER_03: Smash the link at the bottom of the screen right now and grab your copy before it's gone.
2:00:34
SPEAKER_02: So, um, oh,
2:00:35
SPEAKER_02: by the way, I was, uh,
2:00:36
SPEAKER_02: I heard today about Riot's Fest that you're going to tomorrow for,
2:00:40
SPEAKER_02: I mix Flair and Testament up all the time,
2:00:43
SPEAKER_02: because to me it makes no difference,
2:00:45
SPEAKER_02: but anyway,
2:00:47
SPEAKER_02: I could
2:00:47
SPEAKER_01: see mixing up Testament with Metallica,
2:00:51
SPEAKER_01: but I don't see mixing Testament up with Slayer.
2:00:57
SPEAKER_02: But my point is, I thought it was at Douglas Park.
2:01:02
SPEAKER_02: There's a point?
2:01:04
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
2:01:06
SPEAKER_02: It's at Douglas Park, I guess, in Ogden, California.
2:01:09
SPEAKER_02: Just be on your toes over there, if you know what I mean.
2:01:13
SPEAKER_01: I do know what you mean, Sal.
2:01:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
2:01:16
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
2:01:16
SPEAKER_02: All right.
2:01:18
SPEAKER_02: And anyway, well, I just was checking in and I wanted to make sure everybody was okay.
2:01:23
SPEAKER_02: And I wanted to let you know I'm okay having coming back from the ER
2:01:28
SPEAKER_02: with having not had an x-ray or a scan or nothing.
2:01:31
SPEAKER_02: I was just told to relax, not drink, chill out.
2:01:36
SPEAKER_02: I've been home all night and just listening to the show.
2:01:39
SPEAKER_02: All right, Jack, we'll fuck you with disease.
2:01:41
SPEAKER_02: All right, tail and kill.
2:01:42
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
2:01:43
SPEAKER_02: Bye.
2:01:47
SPEAKER_01: He's living in the four walls that Sal lives in.
2:01:49
SPEAKER_01: That has got to be like living in an insane asylum.
2:01:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
2:01:55
SPEAKER_00: That motherfucker's in Arkham Asylum.
2:02:02
SPEAKER_00: He's waiting for the Batman to save him from the Swedes down below.
2:02:06
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
2:02:09
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
2:02:11
SPEAKER_01: I did not see that coming.
2:02:13
SPEAKER_01: It's always fun to run with it, though.
2:02:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:02:17
SPEAKER_00: When it opens up like that, me and you both switch in as we like shift gears.
2:02:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
2:02:35
SPEAKER_00: Probably true.
2:02:39
SPEAKER_00: You'll get that call tomorrow.
2:02:40
SPEAKER_00: Hey, bro.
2:02:41
SPEAKER_00: Was I funny, man?
2:02:42
SPEAKER_00: Was I funny?
2:02:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:02:44
SPEAKER_00: Right?
2:02:45
SPEAKER_00: You'll get that call tomorrow?
2:02:46
SPEAKER_00: I was on.
2:02:47
SPEAKER_00: I was on last night.
2:02:49
SPEAKER_00: That was a good one for me.
2:02:50
SPEAKER_00: That's the best appearance I've ever had.
2:02:51
SPEAKER_00: I was on last night.
2:02:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to call in twice a week now.
2:02:56
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
2:03:02
SPEAKER_00: Yes, Brian, this is the material you'll only find on CLS TV.
2:03:10
SPEAKER_00: Man.
2:03:11
SPEAKER_00: Woo, boy.
2:03:13
SPEAKER_00: Well, that entertained me to no end, that's for sure.
2:03:18
SPEAKER_00: That was fun.
2:03:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so Sal has a baseball signed by Willie Stargell.
2:03:25
SPEAKER_01: He's going to gift to me.
2:03:28
SPEAKER_01: That's a nice get.
2:03:29
SPEAKER_01: That is a nice get.
2:03:32
SPEAKER_01: See what happens when I treat my girlfriends well?
2:03:36
SPEAKER_01: They treat me well in return.
2:03:37
SPEAKER_01: I take them to Leonid and Friends, buy them some dinner.
2:03:40
SPEAKER_01: He gives me a Willie Stargell baseball.
2:03:42
SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
2:03:43
SPEAKER_00: I have to pick me up a girlfriend.
2:03:44
SPEAKER_00: I got a Babe Ruth baseball.
2:03:47
SPEAKER_00: I think I could work out of that.
2:03:52
SPEAKER_01: Yep, I'm working them from both sides here.
2:03:54
SPEAKER_01: I guess so.
2:03:56
SPEAKER_01: Tomorrow.
2:04:06
Oh, my God.
2:04:09
Wow.
2:04:09
Wow.
2:04:14
SPEAKER_00: Holy smokes.
2:04:15
SPEAKER_00: That's a good one.
2:04:18
SPEAKER_00: What if Sal hit himself with the baseball?
2:04:30
SPEAKER_01: Not funny.
2:04:31
SPEAKER_01: Not funny.
2:04:33
SPEAKER_00: Not funny.
2:04:35
SPEAKER_00: Not funny.
2:04:38
SPEAKER_00: Thanks for the info, Scat.
2:04:40
SPEAKER_00: True.
2:04:41
SPEAKER_00: I know.
2:04:44
SPEAKER_00: He's as funny as a good swift kick to the balls.
2:04:49
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:04:49
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
2:04:49
SPEAKER_01: I know that would have me double over not laughing.
2:04:57
SPEAKER_00: What?
2:05:02
SPEAKER_00: I know this isn't going to play real well to the podcast part of the show,
2:05:05
SPEAKER_00: but these fucking things that are coming in are hilarious.
2:05:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, our fans are funny.
2:05:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, yes.
2:05:10
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's why they listen to us.
2:05:11
SPEAKER_01: They have that sense of humor.
2:05:13
SPEAKER_01: I guess so.
2:05:14
SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
2:05:15
SPEAKER_01: No, I was just checking on my request.
2:05:17
SPEAKER_01: I haven't heard it yet.
2:05:19
SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to know.
2:05:21
SPEAKER_01: Did my email come through?
2:05:22
SPEAKER_01: Because I requested a song, and here we are into the third segment, and I haven't heard it yet.
2:05:28
SPEAKER_00: Neely, you've played 12 songs and not mine.
2:05:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not yet.
2:05:31
SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
2:05:33
SPEAKER_01: I have a CMS card.
2:05:35
SPEAKER_01: I should have jumped in front of the line.
2:05:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm cardholder number one, see?
2:05:40
SPEAKER_01: I should have been at the front of the line where the requests were made.
2:05:44
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
2:05:46
SPEAKER_01: I shouldn't have to wait my turn in order like everybody else.
2:05:49
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
2:05:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, shit.
2:05:58
SPEAKER_00: What a segment.
2:05:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'll tell you.
2:06:00
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:06:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what you get for your $5 this week.
2:06:05
SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
2:06:07
SPEAKER_01: This is your local's exclusive segment.
2:06:10
SPEAKER_00: Should we give them some topic?
2:06:11
SPEAKER_00: That has been terrible.
2:06:13
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's funny.
2:06:14
SPEAKER_01: That's terrible.
2:06:15
SPEAKER_01: Hey, that's what you get.
2:06:17
SPEAKER_01: You just never know what you're going to get.
2:06:19
SPEAKER_00: That is true.
2:06:22
SPEAKER_01: That is definitely true.
2:06:24
SPEAKER_01: Don't we have a guest coming up here?
2:06:26
SPEAKER_00: Not for 45 minutes.
2:06:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I didn't know what the time was for that.
2:06:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's coming on at midnight your time.
2:06:32
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:06:33
SPEAKER_00: We could do a topic or two if you want to.
2:06:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, I do have a topic.
2:06:39
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:06:42
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know if I should save this for later,
2:06:44
SPEAKER_01: but since we're into silliness, guess who's back?
2:06:49
SPEAKER_01: Back again.
2:06:50
SPEAKER_01: Who?
2:06:52
SPEAKER_01: Something we covered for weeks on end for probably... We covered this about...
2:07:02
SPEAKER_01: Every probably once a month for close to two years.
2:07:08
SPEAKER_01: And it just entertained us to no end.
2:07:12
SPEAKER_01: Phil Collins?
2:07:13
SPEAKER_01: No.
2:07:14
SPEAKER_01: Who?
2:07:15
SPEAKER_01: The Bay Boys.
2:07:17
SPEAKER_01: The Bay Boys.
2:07:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
2:07:19
SPEAKER_01: The Bay Boys are back.
2:07:21
SPEAKER_01: My goodness.
2:07:24
SPEAKER_01: Bayboy Surf Gang allegedly blocked access to Lunata Bay.
2:07:31
SPEAKER_01: Now, Palace Verde's estate is promising big changes.
2:07:37
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:07:38
SPEAKER_01: A settlement was reached this week that appears to herald the end of
2:07:42
SPEAKER_01: the Bayboy six-decade reign over the coveted waves of Lunata Bay,
2:07:48
SPEAKER_01: famed for unspooling in a dreamy, unbroken right-hand line.
2:07:54
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
2:07:56
SPEAKER_01: The city of Pallas Verde's estate has agreed to a series of steps
2:08:01
SPEAKER_01: to improve public access to the bay and vigorously enforce coastal access laws
2:08:09
SPEAKER_01: to ensure that all surfers can shred in peace.
2:08:14
SPEAKER_01: The agreement was reached between the city and two surfers,
2:08:19
SPEAKER_01: Corey Spencer and Diana Mirnick,
2:08:23
SPEAKER_01: who filed a lawsuit in 2016 accusing the city of turning a blind eye to
2:08:28
SPEAKER_01: the bullying tactics employed by the surf gang to prevent non-members from accessing
2:08:35
SPEAKER_01: the waves.
2:08:38
SPEAKER_01: Cooke!
2:08:39
SPEAKER_01: Cooke!
2:08:40
SPEAKER_01: Cooke!
2:08:40
SPEAKER_01: They were throwing dirt clods at them!
2:08:44
SPEAKER_01: Remember that?
2:08:45
SPEAKER_01: The Bay Boys with the dirt clods.
2:08:47
SPEAKER_01: And our good friend Bob Nobandian was aware of the Bay Boys.
2:08:52
SPEAKER_01: He was, yes.
2:08:54
SPEAKER_01: We talked to Bob and he says, yeah, he knew about it.
2:08:57
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
2:08:57
SPEAKER_01: And knew the legacy of the Bay Boys.
2:09:02
SPEAKER_01: These alleged tactics included slashing car tires,
2:09:07
SPEAKER_01: throwing dirt clods at the surfers descending to bluffs,
2:09:12
SPEAKER_01: and full-on fistfights in the water.
2:09:16
SPEAKER_01: Spencer alleged that while he was surfing in 2016,
2:09:19
SPEAKER_01: a member deliberately ran over him with a surfboard slicing open his wrists.
2:09:25
SPEAKER_01: Ouch.
2:09:26
SPEAKER_01: The lawsuit also named 12 alleged members of the surf gang as defendants.
2:09:31
SPEAKER_01: Most of them have already reached separate settlements with the plaintiffs agreeing
2:09:35
SPEAKER_01: to stay away from the beach for a year or pay $35,000 to $90,000 in fines or
2:09:41
SPEAKER_01: a combination of the two according to the court documents.
2:09:44
SPEAKER_00: Wow, $90,000.
2:09:47
SPEAKER_01: The city has agreed to make improvements to the pathways along the bluffs
2:09:51
SPEAKER_01: and add signs indicating that the beach access is available to everyone
2:09:55
SPEAKER_01: and install stone benches along the bluffs, according to the consent decree.
2:10:01
SPEAKER_01: The decree also requires the city to perform regular sweeps of the area to ensure
2:10:05
SPEAKER_01: that there are no unpermitted developments such as a notorious rock fort,
2:10:11
SPEAKER_01: a gang previously used as a base from which to rule the waves.
2:10:17
SPEAKER_01: The city dismantled the fort in 2016 after significant pressure from
2:10:22
SPEAKER_01: the California Coastal Commission.
2:10:24
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:10:24
SPEAKER_00: Has it really been eight years since we talked about the Bay Boys?
2:10:28
SPEAKER_01: Bay Boys, yeah.
2:10:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
2:10:32
SPEAKER_00: That does not even seem like that could be possible, does it?
2:10:35
SPEAKER_00: No.
2:10:36
SPEAKER_01: In addition,
2:10:37
SPEAKER_01: city staff must receive regular training in coastal access laws and all allegations
2:10:43
SPEAKER_01: of bullying must be reported to the city's chief of police,
2:10:47
SPEAKER_01: the city manager,
2:10:48
SPEAKER_01: the coastal commission's chief,
2:10:50
SPEAKER_01: and its Southern California enforcement supervisor manager,
2:10:55
SPEAKER_01: according to the consent decree.
2:10:57
SPEAKER_01: Violations of the agreement could result in fines up to $15,000 a day.
2:11:04
SPEAKER_01: Friday's settlement was applauded by the California Coastal Commission,
2:11:08
SPEAKER_01: which has been urging the city to stand up to the Bay Boys for more than a decade.
2:11:16
SPEAKER_00: I just can't believe that this is a, it's a surf club.
2:11:21
SPEAKER_00: It's a surf gang.
2:11:23
SPEAKER_00: It's fucking Animal Kingdom.
2:11:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
2:11:27
SPEAKER_01: It's Animal Kingdom.
2:11:28
SPEAKER_01: Maybe Animal Kingdom was based off of that.
2:11:31
SPEAKER_00: It might be.
2:11:33
SPEAKER_00: Although I don't remember them throwing any dirt clods.
2:11:37
SPEAKER_01: No, but they did pull a gun or two.
2:11:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, they definitely pulled a gun or two.
2:11:43
SPEAKER_01: And they took their Jeep.
2:11:45
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
2:11:47
SPEAKER_01: Took their truck.
2:11:49
SPEAKER_01: We are pleased and support any steps to make the public
2:11:57
SPEAKER_01: beach is clearly available
2:11:59
SPEAKER_01: to the public and to ensure that the Lunata Bay,
2:12:01
SPEAKER_01: like the rest of California's coast and ocean,
2:12:04
SPEAKER_01: is safe and welcoming for visitors regardless of their zip code.
2:12:10
SPEAKER_01: Palace Verde's estate mayor,
2:12:11
SPEAKER_01: Don Murdoch,
2:12:12
SPEAKER_01: had a more muted response,
2:12:15
SPEAKER_01: noting that some residents will be relieved and others frustrated by the agreement.
2:12:20
SPEAKER_01: The city has been through a roller coaster of rulings on this lawsuit.
2:12:24
SPEAKER_01: As we looked into the future, we simply saw nothing but more legal fees and uncertainty.
2:12:30
SPEAKER_01: Our focus needs to be on resident priorities,
2:12:33
SPEAKER_01: and it's good to no longer have this matter consuming valuable resources.
2:12:42
SPEAKER_01: The city has agreed to pay $1 million to $4 million toward the plaintiff's legals fees.
2:12:50
SPEAKER_01: The precise amount will be determined in a future date.
2:12:53
SPEAKER_01: City representatives cited potential cost of losing the lawsuit as
2:12:58
SPEAKER_01: a primary motivation for reaching the settlement.
2:13:01
SPEAKER_01: Palos Verde's estate is a small municipality,
2:13:04
SPEAKER_01: about 13,000 residents and an annual budget of less than $40 million.
2:13:10
SPEAKER_01: In entering the agreement, the city did not admit to the plaintiff's claims.
2:13:14
SPEAKER_01: Attorney Christopher Pisano,
2:13:17
SPEAKER_01: who represented the city in the case,
2:13:19
SPEAKER_01: said Palos Verdes' estate was facing an existential financial risk if they lost.
2:13:24
SPEAKER_01: This settlement achieved certainty,
2:13:26
SPEAKER_01: taking the risk of tens of millions of dollars in liability off the table
2:13:31
SPEAKER_01: and avoiding the high cost of continued litigation.
2:13:36
SPEAKER_00: This is just so nutty, man.
2:13:39
SPEAKER_00: They're willing to spend millions of dollars to get this collection of hoodlums off the beach.
2:13:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, these goddamn
2:13:48
SPEAKER_00: surf gang.
2:13:50
SPEAKER_00: But I mean, again,
2:13:53
SPEAKER_00: how many is there that they can't get them off the beach with a million dollars?
2:14:00
SPEAKER_00: I would imagine for a lot less than a million dollars, you could have them killed.
2:14:04
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:14:05
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm not saying that they should kill them,
2:14:07
SPEAKER_00: but I'm just saying, my God,
2:14:10
SPEAKER_00: with a million dollar budget to settle this,
2:14:13
SPEAKER_00: I'd imagine for half a million dollars, you could have every one of them killed.
2:14:16
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
2:14:16
SPEAKER_00: It just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
2:14:19
SPEAKER_01: No, it doesn't.
2:14:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, there you go.
2:14:24
SPEAKER_00: We'll see if it actually works.
2:14:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:14:26
SPEAKER_00: You think it'll work?
2:14:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, the thing is,
2:14:29
SPEAKER_01: is that,
2:14:31
SPEAKER_01: you know, they're basically told that they can't be as threatening as they were.
2:14:35
SPEAKER_01: And there's fines that they can levy against these guys if they,
2:14:40
SPEAKER_01: you know, get caught being bullies.
2:14:45
SPEAKER_00: Don't you dare bully.
2:14:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you meanie.
2:14:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, stop being mean or you're going
2:14:50
SPEAKER_00: to pay a fine, pal.
2:14:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, quit throwing dirt clods and yelling kook at people.
2:14:55
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
2:14:57
SPEAKER_01: Slashing tires and, you know, running over them with surfboards and,
2:15:02
SPEAKER_00: get off our beach, kook!
2:15:04
SPEAKER_00: That's right, you kook!
2:15:08
SPEAKER_00: Because you know as well as I do, the one thing that...
2:15:11
SPEAKER_00: Gangsters and outlaws do is listen to rules.
2:15:14
SPEAKER_00: Right, of course.
2:15:15
SPEAKER_00: They're going to be influenced by this settlement, don't you think?
2:15:19
SPEAKER_00: And no building rock forts on the bluff.
2:15:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, pal.
2:15:24
SPEAKER_01: Enough of that.
2:15:25
SPEAKER_01: They need a base of operations,
2:15:27
SPEAKER_01: and so they've got to have a constant surveillance
2:15:31
SPEAKER_01: to make sure they're not building rock forts.
2:15:35
SPEAKER_00: But the worst part is they're probably going to post guards or something
2:15:39
SPEAKER_00: to make sure they're not, right?
2:15:40
SPEAKER_00: Right, right.
2:15:41
SPEAKER_00: Unbelievable.
2:15:42
SPEAKER_00: And they're going to pay somebody, you know, three shifts, $150,000 a year just to what?
2:15:50
SPEAKER_00: To watch?
2:15:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, to monitor and make sure there's no shenanigans going on down there.
2:15:55
SPEAKER_00: Make sure no Bayboys are in there doing bad things.
2:16:04
SPEAKER_00: What a...
2:16:05
SPEAKER_01: What a story.
2:16:06
SPEAKER_01: That story popped up on my feed and I was just like, oh, the Bayboys, they're back.
2:16:12
SPEAKER_01: They're back.
2:16:14
SPEAKER_01: The Bayboys surf gang.
2:16:16
SPEAKER_01: The Bayboys surf gang is back.
2:16:18
SPEAKER_01: Unbelievable.
2:16:20
SPEAKER_01: A six decade rule of terror.
2:16:25
SPEAKER_00: Rule of terror.
2:16:29
SPEAKER_00: Just everything about this story is worded like it's World War II.
2:16:33
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:16:35
SPEAKER_00: And meanwhile, how many is it?
2:16:37
SPEAKER_00: About 15 guys?
2:16:39
SPEAKER_00: Probably.
2:16:39
SPEAKER_00: 15 guys on a beach.
2:16:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:16:42
SPEAKER_01: Well, they're the people who live around the perimeter of that beach, I guess.
2:16:48
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:16:48
SPEAKER_01: And this is our cove.
2:16:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, pal.
2:16:52
SPEAKER_01: Don't be around it.
2:16:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:16:55
SPEAKER_00: Unreal.
2:16:56
SPEAKER_01: Get off the strand.
2:16:57
SPEAKER_01: This is where we rule.
2:17:00
SPEAKER_01: That's right, pal.
2:17:01
SPEAKER_00: Don't you forget it.
2:17:05
SPEAKER_01: I thought you'd get a kick out of the Bayboy story.
2:17:09
SPEAKER_00: That is pretty amazing, man.
2:17:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:17:12
SPEAKER_00: You haven't heard The Last of Us yet, pal.
2:17:14
SPEAKER_00: Fuck no.
2:17:15
SPEAKER_01: We're still here.
2:17:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:17:16
SPEAKER_01: We're going to figure out a way of, you know, retaking, restaking our claim.
2:17:23
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
2:17:24
SPEAKER_01: We're going to stay hoodlums,
2:17:25
SPEAKER_00: you fucks.
2:17:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:17:28
SPEAKER_01: You can bring all your high-priced, fancy lawyers you want, but we're not going to abide.
2:17:33
SPEAKER_00: We got dirt clogs by the bags, ready to throw.
2:17:42
SPEAKER_01: Where's Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze when you need them?
2:17:45
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
2:17:47
SPEAKER_00: Steven's around there.
2:17:48
SPEAKER_00: Get him out there singing.
2:17:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
2:17:50
SPEAKER_00: Nobody rides for free, or the Bay Boys will hit you with a dirt clod.
2:17:54
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
2:17:59
SPEAKER_01: That's so good, man.
2:18:02
SPEAKER_00: That's hilarious.
2:18:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so there you are.
2:18:05
SPEAKER_01: What time is it?
2:18:06
SPEAKER_01: So 30 minutes before next?
2:18:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we could do one more.
2:18:10
SPEAKER_01: All right, you got something?
2:18:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let me find it.
2:18:15
SPEAKER_00: Did I not save that one?
2:18:18
SPEAKER_00: I guess I didn't save the one, so I'll go to this one.
2:18:24
SPEAKER_00: New York's heavy metal titans are back!
2:18:28
SPEAKER_03: After 10 years, Anthrax unleashes their 12th studio album, Curse Em Perficio, September 18th.
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SPEAKER_03: This is the sound of legends completing their journey.
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SPEAKER_01: Curse Em Perficio, my journey is over.
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SPEAKER_01: First single, It's For The Kids, is a buzzsaw riff monster.
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SPEAKER_01: Explosive drums, howling hooks, and
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SPEAKER_03: pure Anthrax destruction.
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SPEAKER_03: Scott Ian,
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SPEAKER_03: Charlie Benonte,
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SPEAKER_03: Frank Bello,
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SPEAKER_03: Joey Belladonna,
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SPEAKER_03: and Jonathan D'Nice deliver the thrash masterpiece you've been waiting for.
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SPEAKER_03: Anthrax, Curseum Perficia, September 18th.
2:19:12
SPEAKER_03: This is the one you've been waiting for.
2:19:16
SPEAKER_01: We're all about love, right?
2:19:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, of course.
2:19:18
SPEAKER_01: We love our fans.
2:19:20
SPEAKER_01: We love our internet.
2:19:22
SPEAKER_01: We love our porn.
2:19:24
SPEAKER_01: We love Haley.
2:19:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, we love Haley.
2:19:28
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
2:19:29
SPEAKER_00: Was that a filthy post or what?
2:19:31
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:19:32
SPEAKER_01: That girl's going to get rich just for innuendo.
2:19:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:19:35
SPEAKER_00: That's all it is.
2:19:37
SPEAKER_00: I just love that she's getting more dirty on Instagram or whatever.
2:19:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sure.
2:19:42
SPEAKER_00: But she's still not
2:19:44
SPEAKER_01: doing anything.
2:19:45
SPEAKER_01: Nothing, no.
2:19:46
SPEAKER_01: But just the planting of the thought.
2:19:49
SPEAKER_01: And can you pull that up?
2:19:51
SPEAKER_01: Can you pull that up and show people?
2:19:52
SPEAKER_01: I know we're making references that people don't understand.
2:19:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
2:19:57
SPEAKER_01: But we like, what's her name?
2:20:00
SPEAKER_01: What's her full name?
2:20:01
SPEAKER_01: Haley what?
2:20:02
SPEAKER_00: Haley Hazy or something?
2:20:03
SPEAKER_00: Haley Nicole?
2:20:05
SPEAKER_01: Haley Nicole.
2:20:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:20:06
SPEAKER_01: So we introduced the fans to Haley Nicole a month or two ago,
2:20:11
SPEAKER_01: and she puts up these posts that are just suggestive.
2:20:16
SPEAKER_01: She doesn't do anything that's pornographic or anything like that.
2:20:22
SPEAKER_01: It's just suggestive.
2:20:24
SPEAKER_01: And she gets...
2:20:27
SPEAKER_01: Thousands of views, which I understand because I watch it.
2:20:32
SPEAKER_01: I just get a big kick out of it.
2:20:34
SPEAKER_01: I just think it's hysterical.
2:20:35
SPEAKER_00: Look, you hooked me into it.
2:20:36
SPEAKER_00: Now I watch 50 of them a day.
2:20:41
SPEAKER_01: But that one you shared this morning was just like, holy shit.
2:20:44
SPEAKER_01: And again, she's not even doing anything.
2:20:47
SPEAKER_01: No, she's not.
2:20:48
SPEAKER_01: She's just making a suggestive comment.
2:20:52
SPEAKER_01: That's all.
2:20:53
SPEAKER_01: There you go.
2:21:00
SPEAKER_02: Are you trying to get freaky?
2:21:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
2:21:02
SPEAKER_02: Let me
2:21:05
SPEAKER_02: pull my
2:21:10
SPEAKER_01: pants down.
2:21:10
SPEAKER_01: Are you just trying to get freaky?
2:21:12
SPEAKER_00: All right, let me get these pants off.
2:21:15
SPEAKER_00: Let me get these pants down.
2:21:17
SPEAKER_00: I will say this, though.
2:21:18
SPEAKER_00: She's definitely indulging in the five guys that she's serving in some of the other videos.
2:21:23
SPEAKER_01: She better be careful, man.
2:21:24
SPEAKER_01: She's going to chunk up something awful.
2:21:26
SPEAKER_00: She's already starting to chunk up.
2:21:28
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:21:28
SPEAKER_01: I can see that.
2:21:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:21:32
SPEAKER_00: She's getting a little chunky.
2:21:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she is.
2:21:35
SPEAKER_00: She don't look like this anymore, that's for sure.
2:21:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:21:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's starting to enjoy some of the profits.
2:21:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she is.
2:21:44
SPEAKER_00: Either that or all those Taco Bells and pizzas that she's bringing to the car
2:21:49
SPEAKER_00: that she gets back in.
2:21:51
SPEAKER_01: So what's this one in the red top and the jeans?
2:21:54
SPEAKER_01: What's that?
2:21:54
SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
2:21:57
SPEAKER_01: Is it just a picture?
2:21:58
SPEAKER_01: I just picture.
2:22:01
SPEAKER_00: Love sucks, but we could still fuck.
2:22:09
SPEAKER_01: She looks pretty good here.
2:22:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a cute girl, but boy, I tell you what, she better watch it.
2:22:15
SPEAKER_00: She's a good looking broad, but
2:22:20
SPEAKER_00: yeah, she's starting to gain a couple of pounds here.
2:22:26
SPEAKER_00: That's for damn sure.
2:22:27
SPEAKER_00: Let's see if there's any more videos here.
2:22:31
SPEAKER_00: Is that her rack?
2:22:33
SPEAKER_00: Where?
2:22:34
SPEAKER_00: Back up.
2:22:36
SPEAKER_00: Right there.
2:22:37
SPEAKER_01: Right there.
2:22:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's her titties.
2:22:39
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
2:22:41
SPEAKER_00: She's got some good fucking tit meat, that's for sure.
2:22:45
SPEAKER_00: Of course, she's wearing a top that's too small to make them look a little bigger, too.
2:22:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I get that part, but holy shit.
2:22:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, those are just begging for cum up in the middle of them.
2:22:59
SPEAKER_01: Good for her.
2:23:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, she's going to make a lot of money.
2:23:03
SPEAKER_01: She's got to make it while the sun shines, as it were.
2:23:06
SPEAKER_01: Make hate while the sun shines, because that ain't going to last forever.
2:23:10
SPEAKER_00: No.
2:23:10
SPEAKER_00: Look, we're all pro-whore here.
2:23:13
SPEAKER_00: I think we are.
2:23:14
SPEAKER_00: Look at this.
2:23:14
SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
2:23:17
SPEAKER_00: It's pretty fucking good.
2:23:18
SPEAKER_00: You'd bang that even though she's got tattoos, right?
2:23:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
2:23:26
SPEAKER_00: I know you in the tent.
2:23:27
SPEAKER_00: What is this thing that she's holding?
2:23:30
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
2:23:31
SPEAKER_00: A giant dick.
2:23:32
SPEAKER_00: It is.
2:23:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:23:38
SPEAKER_00: I like old Haley.
2:23:39
SPEAKER_00: She's a good one.
2:23:40
SPEAKER_01: She's a fun girl.
2:23:44
SPEAKER_00: Got the pierced nose.
2:23:46
SPEAKER_00: You're still in?
2:23:47
SPEAKER_01: Pierced nose and tattoos?
2:23:49
SPEAKER_01: It's not my cup of tea, you know, but she's got a good attitude about what she does, though.
2:23:54
SPEAKER_00: And by attitude, you mean she's a fucking cock
2:23:57
SPEAKER_01: whore.
2:23:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, but I've seen attractive girls,
2:23:59
SPEAKER_01: but their attitude is wrong, and it just doesn't make them that attractive.
2:24:03
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
2:24:04
SPEAKER_01: This is not attractive to me at all.
2:24:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the big old.
2:24:08
SPEAKER_00: Big stupid dumper.
2:24:12
SPEAKER_00: But this is hot.
2:24:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's cute, innocent looking.
2:24:16
SPEAKER_00: That's hot.
2:24:19
SPEAKER_00: This looks like she's fucking wearing a Play-Doh factory for a turd cutter.
2:24:24
SPEAKER_01: It's the whole Kim Kardashian effect.
2:24:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's just not good.
2:24:28
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:24:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she needs to lay off the bell.
2:24:33
SPEAKER_00: I say this as a fat guy myself, but Jesus Christ.
2:24:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, the thing is,
2:24:38
SPEAKER_01: she's such a small girl that even just a couple of pounds make a huge difference.
2:24:45
SPEAKER_01: When you're a tiny frame like that, just a couple of pounds.
2:24:50
SPEAKER_00: Good point, Jerry.
2:24:55
SPEAKER_00: Good point.
2:25:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:25:03
SPEAKER_00: What was that shit called before?
2:25:04
SPEAKER_00: That BBM smell or whatever?
2:25:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, BBM smell.
2:25:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll bet she's got a little of that going on.
2:25:10
SPEAKER_00: Because she's got a big old dumper.
2:25:15
SPEAKER_00: See, now this is hot.
2:25:16
SPEAKER_00: Look at that.
2:25:18
SPEAKER_00: That's fucking hot.
2:25:19
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
2:25:23
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
2:25:26
SPEAKER_01: Well, good.
2:25:26
SPEAKER_01: I hope she makes her fortune before it's too late.
2:25:35
SPEAKER_00: Chris, you're nuts.
2:25:35
SPEAKER_00: Her ass is amazing.
2:25:37
SPEAKER_00: In some of them it is, but in others it's too big.
2:25:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm not into fucking the Kardashian ass.
2:25:47
SPEAKER_00: Like, this looks too big to me.
2:25:51
SPEAKER_00: Does that look too big?
2:25:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what we used to call in high school thunder thighs.
2:25:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:25:59
SPEAKER_00: I mean, let's face it, I ain't throwing her out.
2:26:02
SPEAKER_00: Let's be clear here.
2:26:03
SPEAKER_00: She can put another hundred on her.
2:26:05
SPEAKER_00: I ain't throwing her out.
2:26:09
SPEAKER_00: This chick is thick.
2:26:10
SPEAKER_00: No, thanks.
2:26:10
SPEAKER_00: What are you, nuts?
2:26:14
SPEAKER_00: That's one less I got to compete with.
2:26:19
SPEAKER_00: Because I guarantee you, Boss Metal, you ain't turning that away.
2:26:23
SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
2:26:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she definitely captures a whole bunch of different looks.
2:26:30
SPEAKER_01: That's for sure.
2:26:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she does.
2:26:31
SPEAKER_00: She looks different in a lot of these pictures.
2:26:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I like that one.
2:26:36
SPEAKER_00: That's a problem.
2:26:40
SPEAKER_00: Is that the one you like?
2:26:41
SPEAKER_00: No, the one above it.
2:26:43
SPEAKER_00: This one?
2:26:44
SPEAKER_00: In the bed.
2:26:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this one, yeah.
2:26:47
SPEAKER_00: Look at that.
2:26:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:26:52
SPEAKER_00: That's right as the blood starts rushing back up to her head after fucking all
2:26:57
SPEAKER_00: of it just exploding in her twat.
2:27:03
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
2:27:05
SPEAKER_00: All right, this has not been very much of a good segment.
2:27:11
SPEAKER_00: I don't even care.
2:27:12
SPEAKER_00: It's probably the best segment we've done in forever.
2:27:14
SPEAKER_00: It's just got funny.
2:27:16
SPEAKER_00: It's just us being stupid.
2:27:17
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:27:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, see, I like that.
2:27:24
SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure if she's a Santa girl or if she's a bunny or whatever it is she's in that photo.
2:27:34
SPEAKER_00: Whore.
2:27:34
SPEAKER_00: Whore.
2:27:37
SPEAKER_00: Nothing wrong with a whore.
2:27:38
SPEAKER_00: No.
2:27:39
SPEAKER_00: I'm pro whore.
2:27:42
SPEAKER_00: See, I like these.
2:27:46
SPEAKER_00: That's pretty good, too.
2:27:47
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
2:27:49
SPEAKER_01: Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
2:27:51
SPEAKER_01: Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
2:27:56
SPEAKER_01: Good on Haley.
2:27:59
SPEAKER_00: She must never not have a camera aimed at that fucking dumper of hers.
2:28:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
2:28:04
SPEAKER_01: But she probably gets a lot of comments about that.
2:28:09
SPEAKER_01: Again, the whole Kardashian thing is popular.
2:28:14
SPEAKER_00: Don't do it, Haley.
2:28:17
SPEAKER_00: Stop with the Taco Bell.
2:28:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:28:19
SPEAKER_01: He's up on the fast food there, girl.
2:28:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:28:22
SPEAKER_00: No one wants to see you fall over like that.
2:28:29
SPEAKER_01: That's our warning to Haley.
2:28:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, please don't wreck yourself.
2:28:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was thinking about the girls who have come and gone over the last decade
2:28:43
SPEAKER_01: that we were really obsessing over.
2:28:46
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
2:28:47
SPEAKER_01: And the gal from Sons of Anarchy.
2:28:52
SPEAKER_01: Maggie Siff.
2:28:54
SPEAKER_01: Maggie Siff.
2:28:55
SPEAKER_01: She was our go-to girl there for a while.
2:28:58
SPEAKER_01: Haven't seen or heard nothing about her forever.
2:29:00
SPEAKER_00: She's still kind of hot.
2:29:03
SPEAKER_00: I will say she's on Billions.
2:29:05
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:29:05
SPEAKER_00: She's like one of the stars of Billions.
2:29:09
SPEAKER_00: And part of her job, what's that guy's name?
2:29:11
SPEAKER_00: Paul Giamatti.
2:29:13
SPEAKER_00: She's Paul Giamatti's wife.
2:29:14
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:29:15
SPEAKER_00: But Paul Giamatti, he's a district attorney or some shit.
2:29:20
SPEAKER_00: And...
2:29:21
SPEAKER_00: She's the wife that also works at the Axe Capital,
2:29:24
SPEAKER_00: which is the investment firm that the husband is trying to take down.
2:29:29
SPEAKER_00: But the backstory is him and her are also into S&M,
2:29:34
SPEAKER_00: so they dress her all the time in S&M shit,
2:29:37
SPEAKER_00: and she's stomping on his balls and fucking boots and shit.
2:29:42
SPEAKER_00: There's no real nudity.
2:29:44
SPEAKER_00: There's only one nude scene that I could think of in that show where she gets naked
2:29:47
SPEAKER_00: to walk into the pool.
2:29:48
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:29:49
SPEAKER_00: And she looks pretty good there.
2:29:52
SPEAKER_00: But seeing her all dominatrixed up and slapping old dude with a whip and stomping
2:29:58
SPEAKER_00: on his dick and stuff is pretty good.
2:30:01
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:30:01
SPEAKER_01: And then the other one that we really got into was Young Smurf off
2:30:06
SPEAKER_00: of Animal
2:30:09
SPEAKER_01: Kingdom.
2:30:10
SPEAKER_01: What was her name?
2:30:13
SPEAKER_01: She was Gomer Pyle's daughter.
2:30:16
SPEAKER_01: Whatever his name was, Pyle from...
2:30:18
SPEAKER_00: She's married to, what's his name, right?
2:30:22
SPEAKER_00: The left wing actor.
2:30:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
2:30:27
SPEAKER_01: I just know that she was, he was good in that Animal Kingdom.
2:30:32
SPEAKER_00: Now I gotta know her name.
2:30:35
SPEAKER_01: It's something with a G.
2:30:37
SPEAKER_00: Layla George.
2:30:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, George.
2:30:39
SPEAKER_01: Layla George, yeah.
2:30:40
SPEAKER_00: Layla George.
2:30:42
SPEAKER_00: Played young Smurf.
2:30:43
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
2:30:44
SPEAKER_00: She's a good piece of ass, too.
2:30:46
SPEAKER_01: She's hot.
2:30:47
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:30:48
SPEAKER_01: After Animal Kingdom, didn't see her do anything.
2:30:52
SPEAKER_00: It's only been, what, a year?
2:30:53
SPEAKER_01: It's been longer than that.
2:30:55
SPEAKER_00: Has it?
2:30:56
SPEAKER_00: Since Animal Kingdom ended?
2:30:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:30:58
SPEAKER_00: I know I just saw a commercial just the other day that,
2:31:03
SPEAKER_00: whatchamacallit, what was the kid's name?
2:31:06
SPEAKER_00: Jay.
2:31:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:31:07
SPEAKER_00: Jay is starring in a new show on, like, ABC or something.
2:31:12
SPEAKER_00: I didn't catch the name of the show or nothing, but I saw that Jay is making a return.
2:31:17
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:31:17
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I'll watch that.
2:31:20
SPEAKER_00: I'll at least try it because I like Jay in that show.
2:31:23
SPEAKER_00: He was real good.
2:31:24
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:31:27
SPEAKER_00: Let's see here.
2:31:28
SPEAKER_00: Good point, Rich.
2:31:30
SPEAKER_00: Good point.
2:31:31
SPEAKER_00: The left-wing actor doesn't really narrow it down.
2:31:34
SPEAKER_00: Good point.
2:31:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:31:41
SPEAKER_01: Let's see here.
2:31:43
SPEAKER_01: This Animal Kingdom series.
2:31:48
SPEAKER_00: You say that end of five years ago.
2:31:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm just going to quit.
2:31:52
SPEAKER_01: It concluded on August 28th of 2022.
2:31:55
SPEAKER_00: Two plus.
2:31:59
SPEAKER_01: Two years ago.
2:32:00
SPEAKER_00: No shit.
2:32:01
SPEAKER_00: Didn't seem like it was that long ago.
2:32:04
SPEAKER_00: I need to watch that all the way through again now.
2:32:08
SPEAKER_00: I really need, you know, I'm going to do that maybe tonight.
2:32:10
SPEAKER_01: I'll watch some of that.
2:32:14
SPEAKER_01: Some Animal Kingdom.
2:32:16
SPEAKER_00: I love the Animal Kingdom.
2:32:17
SPEAKER_00: It was great.
2:32:18
SPEAKER_01: I didn't care for the gay shit,
2:32:20
SPEAKER_01: but aside from that,
2:32:22
SPEAKER_01: fortunately, they didn't, you know, overly burden you with that.
2:32:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:32:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:32:27
SPEAKER_00: There wasn't a lot of ass to ass or dick to ass fucking.
2:32:31
SPEAKER_00: It wasn't a ton of that stuff, but it was a little more than I needed to see.
2:32:35
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of like watching Oz.
2:32:38
SPEAKER_00: Oz is a great show, but yeah, there's a little too much cock in that show.
2:32:43
SPEAKER_00: Every time they threw somebody in the hole, you had to fucking get a good shot of their dick.
2:32:47
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:32:47
SPEAKER_00: It's like, oh my God, do I really need to see?
2:32:50
SPEAKER_00: And then some of them just made you feel bad when they had fucking Evan Seinfeld
2:32:54
SPEAKER_00: from Biohazard with his fucking Python.
2:32:57
SPEAKER_00: It's like, holy shit.
2:32:58
SPEAKER_00: I mean, this guy, they'd throw him in the hole and his cock would hit his knee.
2:33:02
SPEAKER_00: I was like, Jesus Christ, dude.
2:33:04
SPEAKER_00: Wrap that thing up.
2:33:06
SPEAKER_00: It's like, holy shit.
2:33:07
SPEAKER_00: Somebody going to think that that's a fucking cobra or something.
2:33:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:33:11
SPEAKER_00: But they always did.
2:33:12
SPEAKER_00: Every time they threw anybody in the hole in Oz,
2:33:16
SPEAKER_00: they made a point to show them turn around and have their dick swinging.
2:33:19
SPEAKER_00: I was like, because they always threw them in naked into the hole.
2:33:21
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
2:33:22
SPEAKER_00: So they would just,
2:33:23
SPEAKER_00: every time,
2:33:24
SPEAKER_00: they'd throw them in and they'd have them running back at the door
2:33:27
SPEAKER_00: so their dick is flopping around.
2:33:29
SPEAKER_00: Let me out of here.
2:33:30
SPEAKER_00: It's like, Jesus Christ, enough with the dicks.
2:33:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:33:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think that's going to wrap up this segment.
2:33:41
SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
2:33:43
SPEAKER_00: I think this segment went absolutely nowhere, but whatever.
2:33:46
SPEAKER_00: It's still one of the funnier ones of the week.
2:33:48
SPEAKER_01: I'll derail everything.
2:33:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he did.
2:33:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, he was good.
2:33:51
SPEAKER_00: He's a fantastic caller.
2:33:55
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:33:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going to fill the next 20, 18 minutes or so with requests.
2:34:01
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:34:01
SPEAKER_01: I got to get to the fans request, man.
2:34:04
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:34:06
SPEAKER_01: So we got a guest coming up, somebody familiar to all of Yins.
2:34:11
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
2:34:12
SPEAKER_01: And he's coming up here at the top of the hour.
2:34:14
SPEAKER_01: So I will play request.
2:34:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
2:34:18
SPEAKER_01: And believe it or not, speaking of Sal.
2:34:20
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
2:34:22
SPEAKER_01: His request will be in this segment.
2:34:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, well.
2:34:25
SPEAKER_01: So if you're still listening, Sal, and you're not passed out in a pool of blood somewhere.
2:34:30
SPEAKER_00: And from that hematoma.
2:34:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, from the hematoma.
2:34:34
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to be playing your request.
2:34:36
SPEAKER_01: Great.
2:34:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:34:38
SPEAKER_01: So let's see here.
2:34:43
SPEAKER_01: One hot bitch, Racer X.
2:34:46
SPEAKER_01: That's a request I got from the T-Cuzbra.
2:34:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh, cool.
2:34:50
SPEAKER_01: Let's see here.
2:34:54
SPEAKER_01: Everybody's writing emails now.
2:34:59
SPEAKER_01: So anyway, I'm going to try to find the student number.
2:35:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, boy.
2:35:09
SPEAKER_00: Sound taking a beating tonight.
2:35:10
SPEAKER_00: He is taking a beating.
2:35:12
SPEAKER_00: That's kind of deserved after that call.
2:35:14
SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
2:35:16
SPEAKER_01: Well, it was like a lot of friend, personal stuff that he might call me about.
2:35:24
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:35:24
SPEAKER_00: Hey, man, did you see the price of fucking milk this week?
2:35:27
SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to check in and let you know I'm okay.
2:35:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
2:35:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, I didn't think you were not okay, but all right.
2:35:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude, you never know, man.
2:35:38
SPEAKER_00: Remember I bumped my head?
2:35:39
SPEAKER_00: I told you about it.
2:35:42
SPEAKER_00: Remember I scratched my head that one time during the third song in Leonette and Friends?
2:35:46
SPEAKER_00: Maybe you don't remember that, but it happened.
2:35:48
SPEAKER_00: It's because it hurt.
2:35:50
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:35:50
SPEAKER_01: It's silly.
2:35:55
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:35:55
SPEAKER_01: Well, I want to get to your request here for T Cuzbra.
2:35:59
SPEAKER_01: He wants to hear Racer X with One Hot Bitch.
2:36:14
SPEAKER_02: Hello, this is Hip Hop, Godfather, Grandmaster Flash, and you're watching CMSTV.
2:36:38
SPEAKER_01: It's Pink Floyd right here on your classic metal show from the wall release
2:36:43
SPEAKER_01: that is waiting for the worms.
2:36:46
SPEAKER_01: Going up a request to Ben Benjamin.
2:36:50
SPEAKER_01: He wanted to hear that one for whatever reason.
2:36:53
SPEAKER_01: And before that,
2:36:55
SPEAKER_01: from Marcos,
2:36:55
SPEAKER_01: he says, evening, Mr. Neely, could you play the song Cold Seed from Tiamat?
2:37:03
SPEAKER_01: Glad you're back hosting the show.
2:37:05
SPEAKER_01: No Neely, no CMS, man.
2:37:09
SPEAKER_01: You were here last week.
2:37:11
SPEAKER_01: I know, but that was like two weeks ago, I guess.
2:37:14
SPEAKER_01: Ale and pal, wishy waiters, and happy Yon Kipper, Marcos in New Jersey.
2:37:19
SPEAKER_00: There you go.
2:37:21
SPEAKER_01: And just before that, we heard something from Exodus.
2:37:27
SPEAKER_01: From the Temple of the Damned release with Blacklist going out by request to
2:37:32
SPEAKER_01: the North Carolina Metal God.
2:37:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:37:35
SPEAKER_01: Everybody's a metal God.
2:37:36
SPEAKER_01: Do you ever notice that?
2:37:37
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
2:37:38
SPEAKER_01: Everybody's like a metal Tim and a metal God and a metal Mike and a metal.
2:37:43
SPEAKER_01: We're all metal.
2:37:44
SPEAKER_01: Everything's metal.
2:37:46
SPEAKER_01: Toughest Nails.
2:37:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we heard some Yngwie J.
2:37:50
SPEAKER_01: Malmsteen with Damnation featuring our good friend Tim Ripper Owens on Vocal.
2:37:55
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:37:56
SPEAKER_01: And that one goes out by request to Miles Mullally, also known as The Wretch.
2:38:03
SPEAKER_01: Everybody's got a nickname, too.
2:38:05
SPEAKER_01: Except me and you.
2:38:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:38:07
SPEAKER_01: Everybody's got a...
2:38:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm The Wretch.
2:38:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm PR.
2:38:11
SPEAKER_01: I'm the Metal God.
2:38:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm...
2:38:14
SPEAKER_01: They're cooler than us.
2:38:16
SPEAKER_01: I know.
2:38:16
SPEAKER_01: It says, how do you get a nickname?
2:38:18
SPEAKER_01: That's the whole thing.
2:38:19
SPEAKER_01: How do you get a moniker like that?
2:38:22
SPEAKER_00: Give it to yourself.
2:38:23
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
2:38:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure it's just some stupid YouTube thing or something.
2:38:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm the wretch 361.
2:38:31
SPEAKER_01: So how do you get people to address you as such?
2:38:36
SPEAKER_00: You don't.
2:38:37
SPEAKER_00: In real life, it's just Mike.
2:38:39
SPEAKER_00: Nobody's calling.
2:38:40
SPEAKER_00: Hey, Metal Mike, what's up?
2:38:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:38:42
SPEAKER_01: Well, I did name.
2:38:43
SPEAKER_01: I was kind of like Trump in a way by naming all my little co-hosts.
2:38:48
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:38:51
SPEAKER_01: People called them that.
2:38:54
SPEAKER_01: After I kind of named them all, everybody started just referring to them as that.
2:38:59
SPEAKER_01: Long-haired Mike, Little Mike.
2:39:00
SPEAKER_01: Long-haired Mike, Little Mike, Papa Chuck Miden.
2:39:04
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:39:05
SPEAKER_01: Rockin' Randy.
2:39:06
SPEAKER_01: Rockin' Randy.
2:39:07
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
2:39:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:39:09
SPEAKER_00: Me and you are the only two that never...
2:39:12
SPEAKER_00: I think I've told this story before.
2:39:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I told it on the show or not, but...
2:39:16
SPEAKER_00: When I first went to MMS to do the metal show.
2:39:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:39:18
SPEAKER_01: They wanted you to be the love sponge or some shit or the gatekeeper.
2:39:24
SPEAKER_00: There was the warlock in the gatekeeper.
2:39:27
SPEAKER_00: And I said, no, I'm not going to be the gatekeeper.
2:39:30
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I'm Chris Aiken.
2:39:32
SPEAKER_00: That's who I am.
2:39:33
SPEAKER_00: The gatekeeper.
2:39:34
SPEAKER_00: The gatekeeper.
2:39:35
SPEAKER_00: No, sounds too much like the gatekeeper.
2:39:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:39:39
SPEAKER_01: You're standing there with your,
2:39:41
SPEAKER_01: with your dangling keys and your light to lead the way,
2:39:44
SPEAKER_01: kind of like the Led Zeppelin cover.
2:39:47
SPEAKER_00: Come with me to the hallowed halls of the metal
2:39:50
SPEAKER_01: show.
2:39:52
SPEAKER_01: Then you hear the creaking door.
2:39:55
SPEAKER_01: Kind of like the CBS, what was that?
2:39:59
SPEAKER_01: Mystery Theater.
2:40:00
SPEAKER_01: Is he having a stroke over there?
2:40:02
SPEAKER_01: What's happening over there?
2:40:03
SPEAKER_01: He's over there just laughing.
2:40:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, the whole show, you and I will be just sitting here having our conversation.
2:40:10
SPEAKER_01: He's just over there just talking and talking and talking.
2:40:13
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, what?
2:40:15
SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what he's saying over there.
2:40:17
SPEAKER_00: Probably better off.
2:40:19
SPEAKER_01: I would just like to hook a mic to him and just hear him just ramble.
2:40:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:40:23
SPEAKER_00: If you could record him without him being on the air, that'd be perfect.
2:40:26
SPEAKER_01: Right.
2:40:28
SPEAKER_01: Just rambling and rambling.
2:40:30
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:40:31
SPEAKER_00: We put that out as a side episode.
2:40:33
SPEAKER_00: Just rambling.
2:40:35
SPEAKER_01: Ramble on.
2:40:36
SPEAKER_01: But yeah, during the break there, he made me do a mudslide shot with him.
2:40:40
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
2:40:42
SPEAKER_01: So he's buying all the... No.
2:40:46
SPEAKER_01: It was just Kahlua and Bailey's and probably just a drop of vodka.
2:40:51
SPEAKER_01: It was...
2:40:55
SPEAKER_01: It was that.
2:40:56
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:40:57
SPEAKER_01: It's not exactly going to, it's not buzz worthy.
2:41:00
SPEAKER_00: Tell him to stop talking.
2:41:01
SPEAKER_00: We can't hear him.
2:41:03
SPEAKER_00: All we hear is.
2:41:07
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:41:07
SPEAKER_00: It's all we hear.
2:41:08
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:41:09
SPEAKER_00: See, Spector just
2:41:10
SPEAKER_01: talking and talking.
2:41:11
SPEAKER_00: Just rambling on.
2:41:16
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:41:18
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2:41:21
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2:41:22
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2:41:25
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2:41:34
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2:41:38
SPEAKER_01: Tell him to go sit down.
2:41:40
SPEAKER_01: My whole couch is full of this.
2:41:43
SPEAKER_01: He's got stacks.
2:41:45
SPEAKER_01: He goes to the Speedway by his hotel and buys every newspaper on the rack and goes
2:41:51
SPEAKER_01: through it like an old lady.
2:41:53
SPEAKER_00: Well, tell him to be like an old lady and sit down and shut up.
2:42:00
SPEAKER_01: He's up to date.
2:42:02
SPEAKER_01: Good.
2:42:02
SPEAKER_01: Good for him.
2:42:03
SPEAKER_01: Most people get their news off the interwebs.
2:42:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:42:06
SPEAKER_00: Most people don't read the fake news anymore.
2:42:12
SPEAKER_00: So anyway.
2:42:13
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
2:42:14
SPEAKER_01: So we're into the sponsored segment of the show
2:42:16
SPEAKER_01: and your dollars help things like developing a new app.
2:42:20
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2:42:21
SPEAKER_01: Which you will get in a couple of weeks, according to the tech maestro over there.
2:42:26
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
2:42:27
SPEAKER_00: A couple of weeks.
2:42:28
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2:42:29
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2:42:30
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2:42:32
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2:42:32
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2:42:35
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2:42:37
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2:42:38
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2:42:38
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2:42:41
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2:42:46
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2:42:48
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2:42:52
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2:42:57
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2:42:58
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2:43:02
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2:43:04
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2:43:05
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2:43:07
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2:43:14
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2:43:17
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2:43:22
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2:43:27
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2:43:28
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2:43:29
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2:43:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, what do you got for us in the paid segment?
2:43:41
SPEAKER_00: Well,
2:43:42
SPEAKER_00: I I'm changing directions a little bit because you played some Pink Floyd there for,
2:43:46
SPEAKER_00: I think Ben Benjamin.
2:43:47
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
2:43:49
SPEAKER_00: Did you know that body count just released a cover of comfortably numb?
2:43:56
SPEAKER_00: Featuring David Gilmour on guitar.
2:43:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think David Gilmour has a new album coming out or it's out already.
2:44:03
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, obviously it's a big disappointment.
2:44:07
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
2:44:07
SPEAKER_01: It's kind of boring.
2:44:09
SPEAKER_01: It's like the river.
2:44:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, that was
2:44:12
SPEAKER_00: the Pink Floyd one, wasn't it?
2:44:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
2:44:13
SPEAKER_01: But that was more or less.
2:44:15
SPEAKER_01: That was terrible, too.
2:44:16
SPEAKER_01: That was just David Gilmour, more or less.
2:44:19
SPEAKER_00: Well, this is Body Count on their new record coming with Comfortably Numb.
2:44:26
SPEAKER_00: I ain't gonna lie.
2:44:27
SPEAKER_00: I like body count.
2:44:29
SPEAKER_00: I do not get this.
2:44:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:44:31
SPEAKER_00: Maybe you will.
2:44:32
SPEAKER_00: I like body count.
2:44:33
SPEAKER_00: I like why they're covering it.
2:44:36
SPEAKER_00: I don't get why they're,
2:44:37
SPEAKER_00: I get why they're covering
2:44:38
SPEAKER_01: it because David Gilmore said he would do it.
2:44:41
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:44:41
SPEAKER_01: But what I mean is why, why did body count choose to do a cover?
2:44:46
SPEAKER_00: Because David Gilmour said he would do it.
2:44:48
SPEAKER_00: No other reason.
2:44:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure somebody said,
2:44:51
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure somebody said, Hey, can we get somebody really big on our album?
2:44:55
SPEAKER_00: And they threw some ideas and David Gilmour was one that responded and said, yeah, I'll
2:45:01
SPEAKER_01: do it.
2:45:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, was it a way to cross promote his new album then?
2:45:05
SPEAKER_01: I don't see any cross promotion on the video.
2:45:08
SPEAKER_01: No, but what I'm saying is putting David Gilmour's name out there with body count
2:45:14
SPEAKER_01: and go,
2:45:14
SPEAKER_01: oh, by the way, David Gilmore also has a new record out, which is blah, blah, blah.
2:45:20
SPEAKER_01: You follow what I'm saying?
2:45:21
SPEAKER_00: I follow what you're saying, and they're not doing any of that.
2:45:23
SPEAKER_00: No?
2:45:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:45:24
SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you, I'm reading directly from the video right now.
2:45:27
SPEAKER_00: This is Ice-T's quote about the song.
2:45:30
SPEAKER_00: For me, Comfortably Numb is an introspective song.
2:45:33
SPEAKER_00: It's me acknowledging that I'm older now.
2:45:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm telling the younger generation, you've got two choices.
2:45:39
SPEAKER_00: You can keep the fire burning or you can give up.
2:45:42
SPEAKER_00: It's me trying to make sense of what's happening,
2:45:45
SPEAKER_00: but also pointing out that we're all in a place where we don't have to face reality.
2:45:50
SPEAKER_00: Are we all in a place?
2:45:52
SPEAKER_00: Are we all there?
2:45:54
SPEAKER_00: All of us?
2:45:55
SPEAKER_00: We've got flat screen TVs and popcorn,
2:45:58
SPEAKER_00: and we can just sit back and watch the chaos of the world.
2:46:01
SPEAKER_00: Like it's a TV show.
2:46:03
SPEAKER_01: Like Law & Order SVU.
2:46:05
SPEAKER_01: We've had TV for decades upon decades.
2:46:08
SPEAKER_01: It's different now.
2:46:09
SPEAKER_01: We've had popcorn forever.
2:46:11
SPEAKER_01: Different now.
2:46:12
SPEAKER_01: You know,
2:46:13
SPEAKER_01: because even when you and I were younger lads,
2:46:16
SPEAKER_01: our parents would always warn us against,
2:46:18
SPEAKER_01: you're just not going to sit there and watch TV all day.
2:46:21
SPEAKER_01: Get outside.
2:46:22
SPEAKER_01: It's different now.
2:46:23
SPEAKER_01: Oh, is it different?
2:46:24
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
2:46:25
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:46:25
SPEAKER_01: Were you comfortably
2:46:26
SPEAKER_00: numb then?
2:46:27
SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
2:46:29
SPEAKER_00: I guess I am now because I don't do nothing but watch TV.
2:46:31
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:46:32
SPEAKER_01: So.
2:46:33
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:46:35
SPEAKER_00: So that's his basic statement.
2:46:37
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:46:37
SPEAKER_01: I don't get the statement because who was he speaking for?
2:46:41
SPEAKER_01: Just himself or himself?
2:46:43
SPEAKER_00: I guess it's just, he's talking about the song.
2:46:46
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:46:48
SPEAKER_00: But I don't get why do it and I don't like it.
2:46:51
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:46:52
SPEAKER_00: Honestly, I'd rather hear them do another regular song instead of this.
2:46:57
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:46:59
SPEAKER_00: But anyway, so let me put this up, share the screen.
2:47:04
SPEAKER_00: To do body count.
2:47:06
SPEAKER_01: Now, does body count have a new record out or they just got this?
2:47:09
SPEAKER_00: Coming, new coming, coming out on a JFK day, November 22nd.
2:47:15
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:47:18
SPEAKER_00: So here it is.
2:47:19
SPEAKER_00: It's body count with David Gilmore, comfortably numb.
2:47:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:47:23
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
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2:48:26
SPEAKER_02: How did I get here?
2:48:28
SPEAKER_02: Sitting on this spinning sphere.
2:48:30
SPEAKER_02: When will I leave here?
2:48:32
SPEAKER_02: We know death is always near.
2:48:34
SPEAKER_02: I try to understand, but answers don't come easily.
2:48:37
SPEAKER_02: Friends always deceiving me.
2:48:39
SPEAKER_02: Is this what life's supposed to be?
2:48:42
SPEAKER_02: Human animals, we roam to earth in search of blood.
2:48:45
SPEAKER_02: Hope for humanity?
2:48:47
SPEAKER_02: I don't think there ever was.
2:48:49
SPEAKER_02: We're in perpetual war, that's the only law.
2:48:53
SPEAKER_02: Can I change it?
2:48:54
SPEAKER_02: I doubt it, so I write songs about it.
2:48:56
SPEAKER_02: I was young once, but now I've grown old.
2:49:00
SPEAKER_02: Right in front of your eyes, you see my life unfold.
2:49:04
SPEAKER_02: I had no choices, I became the underdog's voice.
2:49:08
SPEAKER_02: A young black kid, look what the fuck I did.
2:49:12
SPEAKER_02: When I'm gone, there'll be someone to carry on.
2:49:15
SPEAKER_02: We can give and give up, or we can stay strong.
2:49:19
SPEAKER_02: How accepting of the bullshit we've all become.
2:49:23
SPEAKER_00: This whole world is comfortably numb.
2:49:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, boo.
2:49:30
SPEAKER_01: I do not like it at all.
2:49:32
SPEAKER_01: He does the spoken word semi-rap.
2:49:36
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
2:49:39
SPEAKER_01: You know, different.
2:49:40
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's different for sure.
2:49:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:49:43
SPEAKER_01: It's not good.
2:49:45
SPEAKER_01: David Gilmore is just Weedley, Weedley, Weedley all over this.
2:49:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:49:48
SPEAKER_00: Since senselessly, it doesn't fit.
2:49:51
SPEAKER_00: It's not, it's not really like, it's not like he sat down with these guys.
2:49:56
SPEAKER_01: No, no, he's just, he's just Weedley, Weedley, Weedley all over the song.
2:50:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:50:01
SPEAKER_00: It's just like, all right, great.
2:50:05
SPEAKER_00: Wonderful.
2:50:08
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what else to make of this one.
2:50:10
SPEAKER_00: Did he change some of the lyrics?
2:50:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think he did.
2:50:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure he did.
2:50:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
2:50:15
SPEAKER_01: I was just like, all right.
2:50:16
SPEAKER_01: So he basically made it to fit his message is what he did.
2:50:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
2:50:21
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:50:21
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:50:22
SPEAKER_01: Fair enough.
2:50:22
SPEAKER_01: Comfortably tea.
2:50:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, apparently so.
2:50:27
SPEAKER_01: Is he still on that TV show?
2:50:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:50:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
2:50:31
SPEAKER_00: Why would he cut that?
2:50:33
SPEAKER_00: He probably makes 200 grand an episode.
2:50:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:50:35
SPEAKER_01: Well, I didn't even know if that was still on.
2:50:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, dude, that show's never ending.
2:50:39
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:50:39
SPEAKER_01: Again, I don't follow it, so I was just asking the question.
2:50:42
SPEAKER_01: I know you're a fan.
2:50:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that show will probably end at the 30-year mark.
2:50:46
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:50:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm thinking.
2:50:48
SPEAKER_00: How long has that
2:50:49
SPEAKER_01: been on?
2:50:49
SPEAKER_00: I think they're in season 27.
2:50:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:50:53
SPEAKER_00: Which is crazy all by itself that a show would do 27 years, but.
2:50:57
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:50:58
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, it's still, it's still on.
2:51:01
SPEAKER_00: The new episode started last week and yes, my dumb ass, I keep saying I'm quitting that show.
2:51:06
SPEAKER_00: I'm right there watching it like an idiot.
2:51:08
SPEAKER_01: Did they, did they, uh, tone down the woke shit?
2:51:11
SPEAKER_00: They have, they have actually toned down.
2:51:14
SPEAKER_00: They're back to just fucking chicks getting raped and solving mysteries.
2:51:19
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:51:19
SPEAKER_00: Which I'm good with is whenever they go into their personal lives and
2:51:22
SPEAKER_00: that fucking stupid cock sucking kid, Noah.
2:51:26
SPEAKER_00: And I say cocksucking kid because even though he's eight, he did admit that he's bisexual.
2:51:29
SPEAKER_00: So I imagine he's cocksucking.
2:51:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:51:33
SPEAKER_00: You know, I mean, how else would he know he's bisexual unless he tried it?
2:51:36
SPEAKER_00: Right.
2:51:37
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
2:51:37
SPEAKER_00: You know, so,
2:51:39
SPEAKER_00: but yeah,
2:51:39
SPEAKER_00: they've,
2:51:39
SPEAKER_00: they've gotten rid of that, at least for now, two episodes in no kids, just crime.
2:51:46
SPEAKER_00: And that's all I want.
2:51:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:51:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:51:48
SPEAKER_00: We'll see how long that lasts.
2:51:50
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:51:51
SPEAKER_01: Let's get into the course here.
2:51:54
SPEAKER_01: How's he going to handle the course?
2:51:56
SPEAKER_01: Wait till you hear.
2:51:57
SPEAKER_01: It's great.
2:51:58
SPEAKER_00: Wonderful.
2:51:59
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
2:52:29
SPEAKER_02: You do realize that this purveyor of knowledge was once a pimp.
2:52:59
SPEAKER_01: I was just going to make that comment.
2:53:02
SPEAKER_01: Since when did he become a humanitarian guy?
2:53:05
SPEAKER_01: When did he become concerned about the problems of the world
2:53:09
SPEAKER_01: and all this other stuff when all he was worried about was hating cops and pimps
2:53:13
SPEAKER_01: and hoes and making coin and dropping plates on your ass and all kinds of shit like
2:53:20
SPEAKER_01: that?
2:53:20
SPEAKER_00: I guess once he put his pimp hand in his pocket, then he decided to save the world.
2:53:24
SPEAKER_01: Now all of a sudden he's like a good guy.
2:53:27
SPEAKER_01: He's like a purveyor of humanitarian causes.
2:53:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, apparently.
2:53:36
SPEAKER_00: Same guy that gave us cop killer.
2:53:38
SPEAKER_01: Right, that's what I'm saying.
2:53:39
SPEAKER_01: Hating cops, all that.
2:53:42
SPEAKER_01: Keeping his pimp hand strong.
2:53:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
2:53:44
SPEAKER_00: And again, I got no problem as a As a rapper, Ice-T is one of the OGs.
2:53:49
SPEAKER_00: I mean, he is one of the very original gangster rappers.
2:53:53
SPEAKER_01: When I went to see Sam Kinison for the last time,
2:53:55
SPEAKER_01: when he performed at the Weltern Theater, Ice-T was in the audience.
2:53:59
SPEAKER_01: He was like four or five rows ahead of me,
2:54:03
SPEAKER_01: and Sam Kinison called him out, and he stood up and waved to the crowd and stuff.
2:54:08
SPEAKER_01: Hey, everybody, here I am.
2:54:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my man, Ice-T.
2:54:13
SPEAKER_00: Stood up with his big fur coat on, big fur hat.
2:54:18
SPEAKER_00: What up?
2:54:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:54:22
SPEAKER_01: That's back when he was still a rapper.
2:54:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:54:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:54:26
SPEAKER_00: No, now he's a metal guy.
2:54:27
SPEAKER_00: And I, and again, I've seen him a bunch of times.
2:54:30
SPEAKER_00: He's really, he's not for everybody because he does mix in the rap with it, but I love it.
2:54:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm, I'm bringing this as awful as somebody that actually very much enjoys body count.
2:54:41
SPEAKER_00: So I'm not trying to say that he's awful.
2:54:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to say this song.
2:54:46
SPEAKER_00: Considering it's somebody that I like, and I obviously am a huge David Gilmour fan as well.
2:54:51
SPEAKER_00: It's like, why, what is the point of this?
2:54:55
SPEAKER_00: He rewrote all the words.
2:54:56
SPEAKER_00: I can tell you that.
2:54:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:54:58
SPEAKER_00: Wonderful.
2:54:59
SPEAKER_00: Will you learn any of them?
2:55:01
SPEAKER_00: No, me either.
2:55:02
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, okay.
2:55:05
SPEAKER_00: It's not real good, which is kind of stunning.
2:55:12
SPEAKER_00: Color me stupid.
2:55:13
SPEAKER_00: Fair enough.
2:55:15
SPEAKER_00: But David Gilmour doesn't lend his talent to very many.
2:55:20
SPEAKER_00: Never has.
2:55:21
SPEAKER_00: Can you think of other times that he's appeared
2:55:24
SPEAKER_01: on shit?
2:55:25
SPEAKER_01: There's a synergy.
2:55:27
SPEAKER_01: There are some kind of mutual benefit, some kind of mutual benefit in the collaboration.
2:55:33
SPEAKER_00: Or he's bored.
2:55:34
SPEAKER_00: That could be it too, because he ain't doing nothing.
2:55:37
SPEAKER_01: Or again, it's a way of going, you know, look at me.
2:55:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm diverse.
2:55:42
SPEAKER_01: I'm working with a black man.
2:55:44
SPEAKER_00: Could be.
2:55:45
SPEAKER_01: You know?
2:55:46
SPEAKER_00: Does he need to do that, though?
2:55:49
SPEAKER_01: Again, none of these guys need to do anything,
2:55:52
SPEAKER_01: but I guess if you're a performer,
2:55:56
SPEAKER_01: you've got to feel as if you've got to do something to contribute.
2:56:00
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if any of these...
2:56:02
SPEAKER_01: Performers,
2:56:03
SPEAKER_01: whether you're a music artist or an actor or whatever,
2:56:07
SPEAKER_01: you just want to give up and not do that anymore.
2:56:10
SPEAKER_01: Unless, of course, you're like Joe Pesci or Jack Nicholson or something.
2:56:15
SPEAKER_01: When they decide enough's enough, I don't really care to act anymore or perform.
2:56:21
SPEAKER_01: But you ever notice these guys, especially musicians, they perform until the day they die.
2:56:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they do.
2:56:27
SPEAKER_00: They don't know what else to do.
2:56:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they got to put their creative energy out there.
2:56:33
SPEAKER_00: Well, at least a lot,
2:56:34
SPEAKER_00: at least those guys all can still bring it like,
2:56:36
SPEAKER_00: like Frankie Valley that we showed a couple or Gordon Lightfoot when we brought that
2:56:42
SPEAKER_00: to the table a couple of months ago or a year ago or whatever that was.
2:56:46
SPEAKER_00: That was the saddest.
2:56:47
SPEAKER_00: Wasn't that the saddest?
2:56:49
SPEAKER_01: That was a, as we always say, that was a tough listen.
2:56:52
SPEAKER_00: Jesus, Ichabod Crane up there singing Carefree Highway was just brutal.
2:56:57
SPEAKER_00: Cause he was such a big, strong voice.
2:57:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:57:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:57:03
SPEAKER_01: He, he definitely had a, had a good delivery, but man, at the end he was just so thin.
2:57:09
SPEAKER_00: He was like, you
2:57:16
SPEAKER_01: can see the dust coming out of his, out of his lungs.
2:57:19
SPEAKER_00: Shit.
2:57:19
SPEAKER_00: You can see, yeah.
2:57:20
SPEAKER_00: Through his skin.
2:57:21
SPEAKER_00: Probably.
2:57:22
SPEAKER_00: You could probably,
2:57:22
SPEAKER_00: if he opened his shirt,
2:57:23
SPEAKER_00: you would have seen it traveling up because he's all so frail and thin bad.
2:57:28
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:57:30
SPEAKER_00: Do you want more of this body counter?
2:57:32
SPEAKER_00: I've got enough.
2:57:33
SPEAKER_01: That enough.
2:57:34
SPEAKER_00: That's as much as all right.
2:57:36
SPEAKER_00: Well, somebody is calling.
2:57:37
SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
2:57:38
SPEAKER_00: If you're, that's why I put it out there.
2:57:40
SPEAKER_00: I did not realize that he put himself out there with a lot of different artists.
2:57:45
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:57:45
SPEAKER_01: Look at Skippy, Skippy on top of it.
2:57:48
SPEAKER_00: I guess.
2:57:48
SPEAKER_00: Well, Brian Ferry in Berlin, I know nothing about.
2:57:51
SPEAKER_00: I'll admit that.
2:57:52
SPEAKER_00: And Paul Rogers, I don't remember him playing with, but okay.
2:57:56
SPEAKER_00: Too many others to name.
2:57:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:57:57
SPEAKER_00: I don't know any of those guys either.
2:57:59
SPEAKER_00: So that must be a new, new wave band.
2:58:02
SPEAKER_00: That's a new band.
2:58:04
SPEAKER_00: Kate Bush.
2:58:04
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:58:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:58:05
SPEAKER_00: Another one I would never listen to ever.
2:58:07
SPEAKER_00: So, all right.
2:58:09
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's body count.
2:58:10
SPEAKER_00: They're out there.
2:58:11
SPEAKER_00: I'm with David.
2:58:14
SPEAKER_00: Why?
2:58:14
SPEAKER_00: I have no idea, but, um, They are out there.
2:58:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
2:58:20
SPEAKER_00: Um, do you want to do a happy story?
2:58:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's, let's, let's have some uplifting, uh, stories here.
2:58:27
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:58:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, here's a happy little one for you.
2:58:31
SPEAKER_01: Happy little, a happy little ditty.
2:58:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:58:33
SPEAKER_00: This one is, this'll make you happy.
2:58:37
SPEAKER_00: Um, but where is it at here?
2:58:39
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
2:58:41
SPEAKER_00: Former Mr. Bungle member found guilty of first degree murder.
2:58:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we, we, uh, we had,
2:58:48
SPEAKER_01: I think we had covered this story when he got arrested or he was under investigated,
2:58:53
SPEAKER_01: but, uh, so he's guilty, huh?
2:58:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's done.
2:58:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh, former Mr. Bungle member, Theobald, what kind of name is that?
2:59:04
SPEAKER_00: Theobald mother, take the mother's, um, Swedish.
2:59:10
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but that is a
2:59:11
SPEAKER_00: Swedish name.
2:59:12
SPEAKER_01: Maybe, maybe that's, uh, he, it's just named after his appearance.
2:59:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:59:19
SPEAKER_01: He's Theobald.
2:59:21
SPEAKER_00: Theobald Theo Brooks Lang yell is facing life in prison after being found guilty
2:59:29
SPEAKER_00: of first degree murder on Friday, October 11th.
2:59:32
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
2:59:34
SPEAKER_00: He strangled her.
2:59:36
SPEAKER_00: The 55 year old musician was accused of killing his girlfriend, 61 year old Alice Alex.
2:59:42
SPEAKER_00: Something Herman inside her home in Capitola, California.
2:59:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh, one day it only took the jury one day.
2:59:51
SPEAKER_00: So the, uh, the evidence must've been pretty overwhelming.
2:59:54
SPEAKER_00: It must've damn near had video of him doing it or something.
2:59:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm saying,
2:59:58
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to kill you now,
3:00:01
SPEAKER_00: you know,
3:00:02
SPEAKER_00: cause one day that's the,
3:00:06
SPEAKER_00: that's the jury going back in the jury room and saying,
3:00:08
SPEAKER_00: okay, we can't just come back right away.
3:00:09
SPEAKER_00: We got to sit here for a minute.
3:00:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this certainly wasn't the OJ trial.
3:00:13
SPEAKER_00: No, definitely not.
3:00:15
SPEAKER_00: But dude, if you're famous and he's not famous, but still he was in a famous band, right?
3:00:25
SPEAKER_00: You don't want this to be the last thing that people remember of you.
3:00:29
SPEAKER_00: This is forever more.
3:00:31
SPEAKER_00: Every time people think of Mr.
3:00:32
SPEAKER_00: Bungle, now they're going to think of this guy that whacked his girlfriend.
3:00:36
SPEAKER_00: They're not going to think of the weird, stupid band.
3:00:38
SPEAKER_00: They're going to think of the killer.
3:00:41
SPEAKER_01: Mike Patton's going,
3:00:42
SPEAKER_00: thanks a lot,
3:00:43
SPEAKER_01: Dick.
3:00:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:00:45
SPEAKER_00: Well, no, Mike Patton, he's probably like, oh, that'll add to the mystery.
3:00:49
SPEAKER_00: And the interesting thing, this guy, they're billing him as the Mr. Bungle member.
3:00:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:00:55
SPEAKER_00: This guy is not.
3:00:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm a, you know, I like Mr. Bungle personally.
3:01:01
SPEAKER_00: This guy was not like.
3:01:03
SPEAKER_00: The drummer, the guitar player or something.
3:01:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:01:06
SPEAKER_01: He was, he was like a session musician.
3:01:09
SPEAKER_00: He played saxophone, clarinet and keyboards.
3:01:12
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:01:13
SPEAKER_00: So peripheral to say the, to say the least, that's funny.
3:01:19
SPEAKER_00: Ben Benjamin, surprise you're dead.
3:01:26
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we come with the fifth, no more tracks.
3:01:29
SPEAKER_00: This murder came from out of nowhere.
3:01:31
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:01:33
SPEAKER_00: The way he strangled her was epic.
3:01:34
SPEAKER_00: We could do this all day too, right?
3:01:36
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
3:01:38
SPEAKER_01: It was an epic end to his career.
3:01:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
3:01:41
SPEAKER_00: And his life.
3:01:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:01:44
SPEAKER_01: It's over now.
3:01:45
SPEAKER_00: Once the jury came back, he just said, man, everything's ruined.
3:01:51
SPEAKER_00: I can play this game too, guys.
3:01:53
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
3:01:57
SPEAKER_01: As they're leading, as they're leading him to the death house.
3:02:01
SPEAKER_01: Drinking his last cup of sorrow.
3:02:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
3:02:07
SPEAKER_00: Um, Mr. Mr.
3:02:09
SPEAKER_00: Theobald, how,
3:02:10
SPEAKER_00: how were you,
3:02:11
SPEAKER_00: um, what were you thinking when you went to, um, strangle your girlfriend?
3:02:15
SPEAKER_00: Be aggressive, be aggressive.
3:02:23
SPEAKER_01: How, how fucking nuts must your girlfriend drive you if you got a strangler?
3:02:28
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've had some chicks in my life I just wanted to strangle,
3:02:31
SPEAKER_01: but I had enough wherewithal to just walk away.
3:02:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:02:38
SPEAKER_00: Again, this is the old Chris Rock line.
3:02:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying it's good.
3:02:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I understand.
3:02:43
SPEAKER_01: I understand.
3:02:45
SPEAKER_00: I certainly understand.
3:02:46
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:02:49
SPEAKER_00: Talk about a midlife crisis.
3:02:53
SPEAKER_00: Look, we care a lot about this story.
3:02:55
SPEAKER_01: Right, of course.
3:02:55
SPEAKER_01: We care a lot.
3:02:58
SPEAKER_00: Afterwards, he was digging the grave by faith.
3:03:01
SPEAKER_00: The more wrote a lot of songs that can be used in death.
3:03:04
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
3:03:05
SPEAKER_01: Maybe that's what drove him to do it.
3:03:07
SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
3:03:07
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:03:11
SPEAKER_00: You're reaching here.
3:03:13
SPEAKER_00: She forgot to feed his woodpecker from Mars.
3:03:15
SPEAKER_00: Stop.
3:03:15
SPEAKER_00: You're reaching now.
3:03:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, but yeah, dude, I wonder if he's falling to pieces.
3:03:27
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:03:27
SPEAKER_01: Falking.
3:03:28
SPEAKER_00: Falking.
3:03:29
SPEAKER_00: Falking to pieces.
3:03:31
SPEAKER_00: All right, Jerry, that's not very nice.
3:03:33
SPEAKER_00: We don't know what the girl did or didn't do.
3:03:36
SPEAKER_00: Whatever she did, I don't think.
3:03:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she had it coming, man.
3:03:39
SPEAKER_00: I don't imagine she had choking to death coming to her.
3:03:44
SPEAKER_00: Even if she was a first-class cunt,
3:03:46
SPEAKER_00: I just can't imagine that she had choking to death as part of her sentence there.
3:03:58
SPEAKER_00: So anyway, that's what's going on there.
3:04:00
SPEAKER_00: I just thought that might bring a smile, and it did.
3:04:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it did.
3:04:05
SPEAKER_01: Ironically, that did turn out to be a... What a way to wrap up your career.
3:04:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no kidding.
3:04:12
SPEAKER_00: And your life.
3:04:13
SPEAKER_01: I choked my bitch to death, and now I'm going to jail forever.
3:04:17
SPEAKER_01: Forever.
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SPEAKER_01: Until I die.
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SPEAKER_01: That's just the worst.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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SPEAKER_01: This is where I'm going to spend the rest of my days on Earth, right here.
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SPEAKER_00: Yep.
3:04:30
SPEAKER_00: All right, I've got this video.
3:04:32
SPEAKER_00: Let's change directions a little bit.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, again, we're going to change directions.
3:04:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're going all over the place today.
3:04:37
SPEAKER_01: We went from body count to Mr. Bungle to whatever you got.
3:04:42
SPEAKER_01: Let's take a phone call first.
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3:04:44
SPEAKER_01: Alan Kill, caller, you're on the air.
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SPEAKER_02: Alan Kill?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, go ahead.
3:04:51
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I dropped my credit card under my glass coffee table,
3:04:56
SPEAKER_02: and when I picked it up, I moved up and like, I banged my head again.
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SPEAKER_02: I think I'm half retarded.
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SPEAKER_02: Hail and kill.
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3:05:04
SPEAKER_01: Al been drinking again.
3:05:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:05:11
SPEAKER_01: Then sound, what is wrong with you?
3:05:17
SPEAKER_00: Doesn't he have Aussie's phone number?
3:05:19
SPEAKER_01: He and Aussie could get together and pro like I said,
3:05:23
SPEAKER_01: they could, they could host a show together.
3:05:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: It would just be nonstop nonsense and rambling.
3:05:30
SPEAKER_00: Rambles.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep.
3:05:37
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:05:37
SPEAKER_00: Thanks for that update.
3:05:38
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:05:43
SPEAKER_00: So this,
3:05:45
SPEAKER_00: I don't know anything about this guy other than he seems to get a lot of views
3:05:49
SPEAKER_00: on his YouTube channel.
3:05:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:05:52
SPEAKER_00: Guy's name is Zach Adkins.
3:05:55
SPEAKER_00: And, um,
3:05:56
SPEAKER_00: He posted an interesting talk,
3:05:59
SPEAKER_00: which we'll play some of,
3:06:00
SPEAKER_00: not all of it,
3:06:00
SPEAKER_00: because it's like 15 minutes long,
3:06:02
SPEAKER_00: but he's basically saying,
3:06:06
SPEAKER_00: and I agree with him,
3:06:07
SPEAKER_00: but I'm curious what you think as somebody that's more out on the road
3:06:10
SPEAKER_00: with these guys.
3:06:11
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:06:12
SPEAKER_00: Now admit it.
3:06:13
SPEAKER_00: He's, he's saying stop doing paid meet and greets.
3:06:18
SPEAKER_00: And I know Dokken does not do.
3:06:20
SPEAKER_01: No, Don said he will never do that.
3:06:24
SPEAKER_00: But this guy makes some very good sense as to why.
3:06:27
SPEAKER_00: Not that we need anybody to make sense as to why,
3:06:31
SPEAKER_00: but this guy, and this guy clearly got fucked all over in the process of this.
3:06:37
SPEAKER_00: Wait till you hear what he paid for this guitar.
3:06:40
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
3:06:42
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:06:43
SPEAKER_00: So let's check out a little of this.
3:06:45
SPEAKER_00: This is Zach Adkins on YouTube talking about why stop giving your money to bands
3:06:51
SPEAKER_00: for meet and greets.
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3:07:31
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3:07:32
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
3:07:33
SPEAKER_03: What's going on, guys?
3:07:34
SPEAKER_03: This is Zach Adkins.
3:07:35
SPEAKER_03: And in this video,
3:07:36
SPEAKER_03: I want to talk about why VIPs and meet and greets and stuff
3:07:39
SPEAKER_03: with your favorite artists or favorite celebrities and stuff,
3:07:42
SPEAKER_03: they're just a big freaking scam and you just need to avoid them completely.
3:07:45
SPEAKER_03: Let's get right to it.
3:07:51
SPEAKER_03: The issues that I'm having with this whole thing is that I'm noticing like a pattern
3:07:56
SPEAKER_03: with what's happening in like the VIP world.
3:07:58
SPEAKER_03: And not just because of my experiences,
3:08:00
SPEAKER_03: but with like people commenting on what,
3:08:03
SPEAKER_03: you know,
3:08:03
SPEAKER_03: I posted,
3:08:04
SPEAKER_03: but then also like just stories from previous ones that people have told me about
3:08:08
SPEAKER_03: where I'm like, well, that's kind of weird that this happened.
3:08:11
SPEAKER_03: And I'll tell you what, man, like, you know, I met ACE freely and I have this guitar.
3:08:14
SPEAKER_03: This is what he, you know, hand painted the guitar, which is cool.
3:08:17
SPEAKER_00: Uh, now he hand painted the guitar.
3:08:20
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:08:22
SPEAKER_00: What would you say that this guy paid for this guitar?
3:08:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
3:08:26
SPEAKER_01: Is that hand-painted or did he use like a silver Sharpie?
3:08:30
SPEAKER_01: That almost looks like a silver Sharpie.
3:08:31
SPEAKER_00: It looks like a silver Sharpie.
3:08:32
SPEAKER_00: Well, whatever it is, he did it.
3:08:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:08:35
SPEAKER_00: And the guitar was part of the package.
3:08:37
SPEAKER_00: It's not his guitar that he brought and then he drew on it or whatever.
3:08:40
SPEAKER_00: Right, right.
3:08:40
SPEAKER_00: Well, I get that.
3:08:42
SPEAKER_00: So take a guess before I play further and he tells you.
3:08:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, Ace Frehley has been notorious about his...
3:08:51
SPEAKER_01: Ripoff meet and greets.
3:08:53
SPEAKER_01: I remember hearing,
3:08:54
SPEAKER_01: I've been hearing about Ace Frehley meet and greets since,
3:08:59
SPEAKER_01: since the nineties,
3:09:01
SPEAKER_01: since the mid nineties and how disappointed people were even back then.
3:09:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:09:08
SPEAKER_01: Now looking at this thing and this is considering who it is and that there's
3:09:15
SPEAKER_01: a guitar involved and supposedly, uh, original artwork.
3:09:22
SPEAKER_01: Let's say $2,000.
3:09:24
SPEAKER_00: $2,000.
3:09:24
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
3:09:26
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:09:27
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's not, it's, you'll hear the price in a minute.
3:09:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to tell you what the price is at all,
3:09:33
SPEAKER_00: but that's just, I will say this about this in defense of ACE.
3:09:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:09:41
SPEAKER_00: Regardless of the price, that is a pretty cool, one of a kind takeaway.
3:09:48
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
3:09:49
SPEAKER_01: I would say, yeah.
3:09:50
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, if it's his doodling.
3:09:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:09:54
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, I mean,
3:09:56
SPEAKER_00: you're probably,
3:09:57
SPEAKER_00: even if it's, you know, unless it's a stencil that he's, you know, got 50 of them.
3:10:02
SPEAKER_00: I doubt that.
3:10:03
SPEAKER_00: I doubt it too.
3:10:04
SPEAKER_01: That he just took, you know, a half hour to an hour and just started doodling shit.
3:10:10
SPEAKER_00: Dicked around with it on the bus while they were driving from X to Y.
3:10:15
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:10:16
SPEAKER_00: You know, and okay.
3:10:19
SPEAKER_00: So I will say on that front, regardless of the price, it's not a $500 t-shirt.
3:10:28
SPEAKER_00: It's a better takeaway.
3:10:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, it's a piece of art, if you will.
3:10:34
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's so different than Paul Stanley selling his art for $25,000, $30,000, $40,000.
3:10:40
SPEAKER_01: True.
3:10:41
SPEAKER_01: Which I've seen, you know, when I was on that Kiss cruise two years ago already.
3:10:46
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:10:47
SPEAKER_01: Which again, ridiculous, but.
3:10:51
SPEAKER_00: Jim, you might be a little low.
3:10:56
SPEAKER_01: Because I went to the art gallery that they had set up on the ship,
3:11:00
SPEAKER_01: and some of his pieces he had priced out at like $30,000.
3:11:06
SPEAKER_01: And it's just like, okay.
3:11:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:11:11
SPEAKER_00: All right, so your guess is two grand.
3:11:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's my guess.
3:11:15
SPEAKER_00: All right, well, let's see.
3:11:17
SPEAKER_03: You know, but like this guitar and the VIP experience was $3,500.
3:11:21
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
3:11:22
SPEAKER_03: $3,500.
3:11:24
SPEAKER_03: $3,500.
3:11:27
SPEAKER_01: Now, did everybody get a guitar or was this the only,
3:11:31
SPEAKER_01: like they have meet and greets and they have a limited number of people,
3:11:34
SPEAKER_01: like 10 people or 12 people.
3:11:38
SPEAKER_01: And they have the one meet and greet.
3:11:41
SPEAKER_01: Like if this was like the one that went for the 3,500 and that included the guitar,
3:11:47
SPEAKER_01: like everybody did not get a guitar.
3:11:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:11:50
SPEAKER_01: Like everybody else paid 1,500 for their meet and greet.
3:11:55
SPEAKER_01: But if you wanted the only one guitar, it was 35.
3:11:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:12:03
SPEAKER_00: For Hedy, I am not taking requests on finding old clips.
3:12:08
SPEAKER_00: Just no.
3:12:09
SPEAKER_00: If you can't find it, then, then I don't know anything.
3:12:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:12:12
SPEAKER_01: I remember that though.
3:12:13
SPEAKER_00: I remember this segment, but I don't remember.
3:12:16
SPEAKER_00: I have no idea if it's not on the archive now, I have no idea.
3:12:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:12:19
SPEAKER_01: It's I think that's when we were talking about, uh,
3:12:23
SPEAKER_01: I remember it,
3:12:24
SPEAKER_01: that chick and her bulk and her blowing the whistle on all the backstage crap.
3:12:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:12:30
SPEAKER_00: Do a search for ACE freely.
3:12:31
SPEAKER_00: It may pop up because everything that we've done,
3:12:34
SPEAKER_00: as far as I know from the last 10 years is on that thing.
3:12:38
SPEAKER_00: So.
3:12:39
SPEAKER_00: You know, and if not, you're fucked because I ain't going looking for it.
3:12:44
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:12:44
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
3:12:45
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:12:46
SPEAKER_00: Let's get back to Zach Adkins here talking about these VIP meet and greets.
3:12:50
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:12:51
SPEAKER_03: And this is, I just Googled it here and this is a, uh, an Epiphone special one or whatever.
3:12:57
SPEAKER_03: It's 199 or $149 on musician's friend.
3:12:58
SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, it's a, it's 150, $200 guitar that, okay.
3:13:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:13:01
SPEAKER_03: He hand painted and that's cool.
3:13:08
SPEAKER_03: But it's like $3,500 is a lot of money.
3:13:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but you
3:13:12
SPEAKER_00: paid it.
3:13:13
SPEAKER_00: You paid it.
3:13:14
SPEAKER_01: Nobody forced you to go.
3:13:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so why did you pay it?
3:13:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I less blame Ace and more guys like this guy who chose to spend his money that way.
3:13:28
SPEAKER_00: And now that he did it and he feels ripped off, now everybody should avoid him.
3:13:34
SPEAKER_00: It's a weird, it's a weird psychological thing that he's in with.
3:13:38
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:13:39
SPEAKER_00: He's like, well, I did it, but you guys shouldn't do it.
3:13:45
SPEAKER_01: Like I'm going to save you the grief that I feel for the buyer's remorse that I feel.
3:13:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:13:52
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, all right, well, wait a minute, man.
3:13:54
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you can't just shit on it.
3:13:57
SPEAKER_00: If you did it.
3:13:59
SPEAKER_00: You could shit on it if,
3:14:01
SPEAKER_00: like me and you, look at $3,500 and say, there ain't nothing that these guys can do.
3:14:06
SPEAKER_00: $3,500, I better be having a show in my backyard.
3:14:09
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:14:10
SPEAKER_00: From Ace Frehley.
3:14:11
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
3:14:12
SPEAKER_00: I mean, does he, what do you think he costs to book?
3:14:15
SPEAKER_00: 10 grand?
3:14:16
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
3:14:18
SPEAKER_00: Maybe a little more?
3:14:19
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but man, $3,500 for a fucking $150 guitar with some scribbles on it.
3:14:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, some scrawling.
3:14:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:14:28
SPEAKER_00: Ugh.
3:14:29
SPEAKER_00: All right, well, let's hear a little more.
3:14:30
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
3:14:32
SPEAKER_03: I think you're like, okay, well, but you're not just getting the guitar.
3:14:35
SPEAKER_03: You're getting the experience of getting to meet one of your favorite musicians or whoever.
3:14:40
SPEAKER_03: It doesn't have to be a musician,
3:14:41
SPEAKER_03: but it's like,
3:14:42
SPEAKER_03: then you get there and they treat you like you're an inconvenience a little bit.
3:14:47
SPEAKER_03: It's weird.
3:14:48
SPEAKER_03: It's like the weirdest phenomenon.
3:14:50
SPEAKER_03: Phenomena?
3:14:51
SPEAKER_03: Phenomenon.
3:14:52
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
3:14:53
SPEAKER_03: It's like the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my life.
3:14:55
SPEAKER_03: It's like, you know, it's not like, Hold on, let's back way the hell up.
3:14:59
SPEAKER_03: All right, let's back up.
3:15:01
SPEAKER_03: First and foremost,
3:15:02
SPEAKER_03: I'm noticing this trend in a lot of,
3:15:05
SPEAKER_03: you know,
3:15:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm in the music world,
3:15:06
SPEAKER_03: so okay,
3:15:06
SPEAKER_03: we're going to talk about music,
3:15:07
SPEAKER_03: but there's other,
3:15:08
SPEAKER_03: you know,
3:15:08
SPEAKER_03: instances too where it's like, okay,
3:15:11
SPEAKER_03: you go and you spend $500 or $1,000 on this like VIP meet and greet or a VIP,
3:15:17
SPEAKER_03: you know, experience and whatever.
3:15:20
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, man, it's just a huge scam.
3:15:23
SPEAKER_03: Don't even waste your money anymore.
3:15:24
SPEAKER_03: Don't even give these.
3:15:25
SPEAKER_03: You mean like you did?
3:15:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, we talked about this before.
3:15:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:15:33
SPEAKER_01: You know, that you go back and they go, hey, how you doing?
3:15:36
SPEAKER_01: And they move on,
3:15:37
SPEAKER_01: you know,
3:15:39
SPEAKER_01: or they're sitting at a table signing their shit and they don't even look up at you
3:15:43
SPEAKER_01: for even a second.
3:15:45
SPEAKER_01: They have a guy standing there taking your CD cover,
3:15:49
SPEAKER_01: your album cover,
3:15:50
SPEAKER_01: whatever the fuck you brought with you and put it on the table
3:15:53
SPEAKER_01: and they're just down there.
3:15:57
SPEAKER_01: And they don't even look up and acknowledge you or shake a hand or nothing.
3:16:01
SPEAKER_01: And then sometimes they'll take a group photo with everybody who came to the meet.
3:16:07
SPEAKER_01: So you're in this photo with all these people you don't even know.
3:16:12
SPEAKER_01: They didn't get to take an individual photo or something.
3:16:15
SPEAKER_01: And it's... Again, I...
3:16:18
SPEAKER_01: I guess this, well,
3:16:20
SPEAKER_01: this ties into everything we talked about in the first segment about the,
3:16:24
SPEAKER_01: you know, about being engrossed with your star and celebrity, you know?
3:16:29
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
3:16:29
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:16:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:16:31
SPEAKER_00: It's just,
3:16:31
SPEAKER_00: it's just funny to me that this,
3:16:36
SPEAKER_00: where this video struck me as funny is that this guy clearly was all in.
3:16:45
SPEAKER_00: Until after he looked back and said, damn, this fucking guitar was a total fucking ripoff.
3:16:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, what do you,
3:16:53
SPEAKER_01: he was going to get like a collector's guitar that the,
3:16:56
SPEAKER_01: the price of the price was going to be,
3:17:00
SPEAKER_01: you know, $1,500 and the scrolling was the other 2000 that he spent.
3:17:04
SPEAKER_01: That's what he's thinking.
3:17:05
SPEAKER_01: Isn't that what it sounds like?
3:17:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:17:07
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, well, this was just a cheap guitar.
3:17:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah,
3:17:10
SPEAKER_01: they're not going to give you an expensive guitar and he's probably got that
3:17:14
SPEAKER_01: for free.
3:17:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:17:15
SPEAKER_01: Guess what?
3:17:16
SPEAKER_00: You're the product.
3:17:19
SPEAKER_00: He's not the product.
3:17:21
SPEAKER_00: You're the product.
3:17:24
SPEAKER_00: You know, he's going to spend as little as he can to fulfill whatever he's promised you.
3:17:29
SPEAKER_00: They're not going to, and that's any company.
3:17:32
SPEAKER_00: If you go and buy tires, you,
3:17:36
SPEAKER_00: you have to pay more for the better quality,
3:17:39
SPEAKER_00: but the cheapest quality is, is, you know, the cheapest price.
3:17:44
SPEAKER_00: This guy's probably doing two of these guitars a city.
3:17:48
SPEAKER_00: Ace.
3:17:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's
3:17:49
SPEAKER_01: what I'm saying.
3:17:50
SPEAKER_01: The top tier includes this one-of-a-kind guitar.
3:17:57
SPEAKER_00: So he's not going to go to the local guitar center and buy two $3,000 guitars.
3:18:03
SPEAKER_01: And like I said, Ace is probably getting them for nothing.
3:18:07
SPEAKER_01: His endorsement deal or whatever, he probably can call up.
3:18:13
SPEAKER_01: Gibson or Epiphone or whoever and say, Hey, can I have a couple of those cheap guitars?
3:18:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
3:18:20
SPEAKER_01: Because those are the ones that if you,
3:18:22
SPEAKER_01: one of those performers that break a guitar on stage and beat it into the ground,
3:18:26
SPEAKER_01: they didn't pay for that.
3:18:28
SPEAKER_01: They just got one of the cheap ones.
3:18:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
3:18:31
SPEAKER_01: They just smash it.
3:18:32
SPEAKER_00: Now you never see Paul Stanley smash his, you know, mirror guitar or anything.
3:18:37
SPEAKER_00: You see him smash some little black piece of shit.
3:18:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:18:42
SPEAKER_00: You know?
3:18:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:18:42
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's like this guy, I,
3:18:46
SPEAKER_00: I appreciate what he's saying and I agree with what he's saying,
3:18:49
SPEAKER_00: but at the same time,
3:18:51
SPEAKER_00: he's only saying it because he realizes that he got in the ass.
3:18:56
SPEAKER_00: It's the only reason he's saying it and not by Diddy and not by Diddy by ACE.
3:19:01
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:19:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:19:04
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:19:04
SPEAKER_00: Here's more.
3:19:06
SPEAKER_03: None of them.
3:19:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to give you a couple of stories here.
3:19:10
SPEAKER_03: All right.
3:19:11
SPEAKER_03: One story is a personal experience that I had where,
3:19:15
SPEAKER_03: and I hate to say this because I'm such a huge fan and I was so excited
3:19:20
SPEAKER_03: and I'm still like,
3:19:21
SPEAKER_03: I'm still a huge fan, you know, of these artists that I'm going to talk about.
3:19:25
SPEAKER_03: And it just bums me out because it's like, man,
3:19:27
SPEAKER_03: I was so excited and now I'm like,
3:19:29
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to give them any more of my money, man.
3:19:33
SPEAKER_03: And I'm going to say exactly who it is.
3:19:35
SPEAKER_01: It's just buyer's remorse.
3:19:37
SPEAKER_01: That's all it is.
3:19:38
SPEAKER_01: It's like I spent a shitload of money because of being enamored.
3:19:44
SPEAKER_01: And now that I went and said, Hey, how you doing?
3:19:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh, nice to meet you.
3:19:48
SPEAKER_01: And then off to the next fan.
3:19:51
SPEAKER_01: And you're forgotten.
3:19:52
SPEAKER_01: Wow, that was it?
3:19:53
SPEAKER_01: That's all I got for $3,500?
3:19:55
SPEAKER_01: I thought maybe you'd kiss the ring or something for me spending that kind of money.
3:19:59
SPEAKER_00: I thought you'd add my phone number to your phone and text me every once in a while.
3:20:04
SPEAKER_00: We could be pals now.
3:20:05
SPEAKER_01: Every time you come through the city, you'd call me up and say, hey, what's this guy's name?
3:20:09
SPEAKER_01: Hey, I'm in town.
3:20:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why don't you come have lunch with me?
3:20:12
SPEAKER_01: Come hang at the hotel.
3:20:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's just butt hurt because he didn't get treated like he's part of the tour.
3:20:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like a buddy.
3:20:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:20:25
SPEAKER_01: I mean,
3:20:26
SPEAKER_01: remember how dejected Randy was when Sebastian Bach took his backstage pass away
3:20:32
SPEAKER_01: from him?
3:20:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
3:20:33
SPEAKER_01: Remember that?
3:20:34
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
3:20:35
SPEAKER_01: You know, Randy, Randy.
3:20:37
SPEAKER_01: Rand was a runner for Sebastian Bach just because he was willing to do it.
3:20:43
SPEAKER_01: So in order to be a runner for Sebastian and go out and run some errands and be able
3:20:48
SPEAKER_01: to get back into the club, they gave him a backstage pass.
3:20:51
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:20:52
SPEAKER_01: And he kept it.
3:20:54
SPEAKER_01: And then when Sebastian was at other things,
3:20:56
SPEAKER_01: Randy just showed up there with his backstage pass and they're just like,
3:21:00
SPEAKER_01: what the fuck are you doing here?
3:21:01
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:21:02
SPEAKER_01: And they took his pass from him.
3:21:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they did.
3:21:06
SPEAKER_01: And he came home with his tail between his legs.
3:21:08
SPEAKER_00: I can't believe they took my
3:21:10
SPEAKER_01: pass, man.
3:21:11
SPEAKER_01: They took his pass because he was just showing up backstage.
3:21:14
SPEAKER_01: And like, what the fuck are you doing here?
3:21:17
SPEAKER_01: How did you get back here?
3:21:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, I got the backstage pass, man.
3:21:20
SPEAKER_01: Give me that.
3:21:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can't have that.
3:21:22
SPEAKER_01: We're taking that back.
3:21:23
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
3:21:24
SPEAKER_01: That was only for that one night.
3:21:28
SPEAKER_00: Randy's good for that all the time, too.
3:21:29
SPEAKER_00: All right, here's more of this guy.
3:21:33
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
3:21:34
SPEAKER_01: They took my pass, man.
3:21:37
SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to hold back on that,
3:21:39
SPEAKER_03: because I think it's worth saying,
3:21:41
SPEAKER_03: and I think that not just these people that I'm calling out,
3:21:44
SPEAKER_03: it's just a personal experience.
3:21:45
SPEAKER_03: You may have another one,
3:21:46
SPEAKER_03: but the worst VIP experience I ever had wasn't even spending $3,500 on a guitar
3:21:55
SPEAKER_03: and getting treated kind of strangely.
3:21:57
SPEAKER_03: It was actually, I spent $700 on the Joe Satriani and Steve Vai album.
3:22:05
SPEAKER_03: Uh, VIP meet and greet, uh, photo op, whatever it was horrible experience.
3:22:13
SPEAKER_00: And this guy is a celebrity fucker.
3:22:16
SPEAKER_00: He is.
3:22:17
SPEAKER_00: He's a star fucker.
3:22:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:22:20
SPEAKER_00: I mean, $700 to meet Satch and buy stop it.
3:22:25
SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
3:22:27
SPEAKER_00: This guy just in the,
3:22:28
SPEAKER_00: just in these two purchases spent more than half of our audience makes in a year.
3:22:37
SPEAKER_01: 4,200 bucks.
3:22:38
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:22:41
SPEAKER_00: Holy smokes.
3:22:43
SPEAKER_00: That's more dollars than Ozzy has said words in the last 10 minutes.
3:22:46
SPEAKER_03: Right.
3:22:47
SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
3:22:49
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
3:22:51
SPEAKER_03: And I saw a lot of complaints about this, right?
3:22:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:22:55
SPEAKER_03: It's so expensive to do,
3:22:56
SPEAKER_03: you know, and, and,
3:22:57
SPEAKER_03: and not only that,
3:22:58
SPEAKER_03: but you don't,
3:22:58
SPEAKER_03: the tickets aren't even included in that price, you know,
3:23:01
SPEAKER_00: but you agreed to do it.
3:23:04
SPEAKER_01: Nobody held a gun to your head.
3:23:07
SPEAKER_00: This is literally, does this guy own anything else?
3:23:11
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think a guy like him, I'm going to assume he plays guitar, right?
3:23:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:23:20
SPEAKER_01: So something tells me that when he got backstage or paid for the meet and greet
3:23:28
SPEAKER_01: or whatever, he thought he could talk guitar theory with these guys.
3:23:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:23:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:23:34
SPEAKER_01: Didn't sit there.
3:23:35
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know what?
3:23:36
SPEAKER_01: When I down tune to D and I do this, have you experienced this, Joe?
3:23:42
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know,
3:23:43
SPEAKER_01: I know your style and I bet you wanted to sit there and talk,
3:23:47
SPEAKER_01: you know, guitar technique and stuff.
3:23:50
SPEAKER_01: And they didn't give him that time of day to do that kind of stuff.
3:23:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:23:53
SPEAKER_01: They were just like, yeah, thanks for coming back.
3:23:55
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:23:55
SPEAKER_01: Here's your autograph picture out the door.
3:23:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:23:59
SPEAKER_01: And wait a minute.
3:24:00
SPEAKER_00: I was going to talk theory with you now.
3:24:02
SPEAKER_00: Now you're not beat it.
3:24:04
SPEAKER_00: Thanks for your money.
3:24:06
SPEAKER_00: And I'll say this about, about both of those guys.
3:24:09
SPEAKER_00: I don't know Joe real well.
3:24:10
SPEAKER_00: I've only met him once, but I've interviewed Steve a few times.
3:24:13
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
3:24:15
SPEAKER_00: I know this about Steve and I'm not shitting on him,
3:24:17
SPEAKER_00: but Steve is not the easiest guy to even interview when he's scheduled to talk
3:24:22
SPEAKER_00: to you.
3:24:22
SPEAKER_01: I met him.
3:24:23
SPEAKER_01: I met him at NAMM a couple of times and through Bob and even as a, as a intro.
3:24:33
SPEAKER_01: Hey, how you doing?
3:24:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:24:35
SPEAKER_00: I mean, he's not, he's not that guy.
3:24:39
SPEAKER_01: No, he's definitely, he's not Mr. Percibel.
3:24:41
SPEAKER_01: He's not a, he's not a, uh, what do you want to call a social light?
3:24:45
SPEAKER_00: No.
3:24:45
SPEAKER_00: And that's not being negative.
3:24:47
SPEAKER_00: That's just being honest.
3:24:48
SPEAKER_01: He's just his personality.
3:24:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:24:51
SPEAKER_00: I mean, so this guy was expecting
3:24:54
SPEAKER_01: what a guitar lesson,
3:24:55
SPEAKER_01: I guess an embrace and
3:24:57
SPEAKER_01: you know, hello guitar.
3:24:59
SPEAKER_01: I could smell you across the room.
3:25:01
SPEAKER_01: I will.
3:25:01
SPEAKER_01: You're one of us.
3:25:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:25:03
SPEAKER_00: And not for nothing.
3:25:04
SPEAKER_00: But I'm quite sure he wasn't the only guitar player in the meet and greet.
3:25:07
SPEAKER_00: I guarantee you that.
3:25:09
SPEAKER_00: And a Joe Satriani, Steve, I meet and greet.
3:25:11
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:25:12
SPEAKER_00: I'd imagine the guy that doesn't play guitar would be the loner in that, in that.
3:25:17
SPEAKER_00: I mean, come on, it's craziness.
3:25:20
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
3:25:23
SPEAKER_03: I mean, a lot of the times,
3:25:24
SPEAKER_03: maybe in that one, it was,
3:25:25
SPEAKER_03: I can't remember,
3:25:25
SPEAKER_03: but it's like, okay, I dropped a good 700, $800 after taxes and fees and all the BS.
3:25:32
SPEAKER_03: And then I'm thinking to myself, okay, I'm getting a little gift bag.
3:25:36
SPEAKER_03: That's cool.
3:25:36
SPEAKER_03: It's going to have pics and some stuff,
3:25:38
SPEAKER_03: a lanyard, or even a little poster card and then something from the show.
3:25:43
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
3:25:44
SPEAKER_03: It was all supposed to be signed, it said.
3:25:47
SPEAKER_03: Nothing got signed.
3:25:48
SPEAKER_03: It was all just there.
3:25:49
SPEAKER_03: Great.
3:25:49
SPEAKER_03: Okay, whatever.
3:25:50
SPEAKER_03: I get that, I'm like, that's no big deal.
3:25:53
SPEAKER_03: Maybe they'll sign it at the actual greeting.
3:25:56
SPEAKER_03: The other problem is I get there and it's like a VIP, right?
3:26:01
SPEAKER_03: What does VIP mean?
3:26:02
SPEAKER_03: Very...
3:26:03
SPEAKER_03: Important person.
3:26:05
SPEAKER_03: It means I freaking paid to be here more so than somebody else who just bought
3:26:11
SPEAKER_03: the regular ticket.
3:26:12
SPEAKER_03: No shame on them.
3:26:13
SPEAKER_03: No shame on anybody.
3:26:14
SPEAKER_03: It's just saying like,
3:26:15
SPEAKER_03: you're very important because you've decided, Hey,
3:26:18
SPEAKER_03: we're going to pay a little bit more for a little bit extra, that kind of thing.
3:26:21
SPEAKER_03: And sometimes it's a lot more and you should expect a lot more.
3:26:26
SPEAKER_00: No, no wrong.
3:26:30
SPEAKER_00: You should expect.
3:26:32
SPEAKER_00: Exactly what you just read off before you went into what you expected.
3:26:36
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3:27:13
SPEAKER_00: Right?
3:27:14
SPEAKER_00: He said, well,
3:27:14
SPEAKER_00: I was supposed to get the gift bag with this,
3:27:16
SPEAKER_00: this, and that, which I got, but I expected more.
3:27:22
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:27:23
SPEAKER_00: No, it didn't tell you that.
3:27:26
SPEAKER_00: Unless it said specifically,
3:27:27
SPEAKER_00: you're going to get a guitar lesson or you're going to get,
3:27:31
SPEAKER_00: you know, time to
3:27:32
SPEAKER_01: 10 minutes, one-on-one
3:27:35
SPEAKER_00: or whatever.
3:27:35
SPEAKER_00: You're going to get more than a, how you doing?
3:27:37
SPEAKER_00: Here's your autograph.
3:27:38
SPEAKER_00: Beat it.
3:27:39
SPEAKER_00: You know,
3:27:41
SPEAKER_00: and again,
3:27:41
SPEAKER_00: I'm not,
3:27:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm not even saying that he's wrong to be upset,
3:27:45
SPEAKER_00: but he's wrong for spending the money in the first place
3:27:47
SPEAKER_00: and not knowing what he purchased.
3:27:50
SPEAKER_00: He purchased a,
3:27:52
SPEAKER_00: and got delivered a,
3:27:54
SPEAKER_00: B and he's not happy about it,
3:27:57
SPEAKER_00: you know, or he, he purchased B, got B and wanted A. Yeah.
3:28:01
SPEAKER_01: He didn't, he,
3:28:02
SPEAKER_01: it didn't live up to what he in his mind thought he was going to get
3:28:08
SPEAKER_00: exactly right.
3:28:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he got that.
3:28:17
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:28:17
SPEAKER_01: They, they, they searched as they searched his wallet deep.
3:28:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they did.
3:28:24
SPEAKER_00: They dug deep into his colon.
3:28:26
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:28:28
SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
3:28:29
SPEAKER_00: $3,500.
3:28:29
SPEAKER_00: A pound of flesh.
3:28:32
SPEAKER_00: Man, $4,200 for two meet and greets.
3:28:35
SPEAKER_00: And I guarantee those aren't the only two he's paid for.
3:28:39
SPEAKER_00: This guy sounds like Tim on steroids.
3:28:43
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
3:28:45
SPEAKER_03: And I look and there's like 50 or so people, maybe not even that much, 30 or 40 people.
3:28:53
SPEAKER_03: That are in the VIP.
3:28:54
SPEAKER_03: And it's like, okay.
3:28:57
SPEAKER_03: So we all get corralled into there.
3:28:59
SPEAKER_03: And then it's supposed to be this like open Q&A kind of thing.
3:29:03
SPEAKER_03: And, you know, they come out and, you know, yeah, sure.
3:29:05
SPEAKER_03: You know, you were listening to them talk, but it's like the same stories.
3:29:09
SPEAKER_03: So they delivered what they said they were going to deliver.
3:29:12
SPEAKER_01: The same stories.
3:29:13
SPEAKER_01: I paid $700 for you to change up your story.
3:29:19
SPEAKER_01: But they didn't say that.
3:29:20
SPEAKER_00: They just said that it would be an open, open discussion meet and greet.
3:29:23
SPEAKER_00: And that's just what they did.
3:29:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:29:25
SPEAKER_01: This is what I had in my mind.
3:29:26
SPEAKER_01: This thing should be.
3:29:27
SPEAKER_01: And it wasn't what I thought it would be.
3:29:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:29:32
SPEAKER_00: And again, I get it.
3:29:34
SPEAKER_00: He's upset that it didn't turn out the way he wanted it to,
3:29:37
SPEAKER_00: but you know what, dude, lesson learned.
3:29:40
SPEAKER_00: Instead of going on YouTube and looking like a cry baby,
3:29:43
SPEAKER_00: how about you just don't buy any more meet and greets?
3:29:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:29:48
SPEAKER_00: How about lesson learned?
3:29:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:29:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, again, it didn't leave, it didn't live up to my perception of what it should be.
3:29:55
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
3:29:57
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
3:29:57
SPEAKER_00: A little more of this guy.
3:30:00
SPEAKER_03: They've told a billion times.
3:30:03
SPEAKER_03: On interviews and people are asking some of these weird questions and like,
3:30:06
SPEAKER_03: I know they paid to be there,
3:30:07
SPEAKER_03: so that's fine if they want to ask those questions,
3:30:09
SPEAKER_03: but it's like, okay,
3:30:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm like raising my hand,
3:30:11
SPEAKER_03: raising my hand,
3:30:12
SPEAKER_03: raising my hand,
3:30:13
SPEAKER_03: keep every time that,
3:30:14
SPEAKER_03: and then they'd go off on a big tangent on someone's question forever.
3:30:17
SPEAKER_03: There was no like structure to like how long or short the question.
3:30:21
SPEAKER_00: Did it say there would be structure on the thing that you fucking paid for?
3:30:24
SPEAKER_01: I was raising my hand and they didn't call on me and I was really mad about that.
3:30:29
SPEAKER_00: Were you guaranteed to get a question answered?
3:30:33
SPEAKER_00: That's always my, my answer to that.
3:30:35
SPEAKER_00: Cause I, I've heard this exact complaint a lot.
3:30:38
SPEAKER_00: I heard it a lot on the wasp tour that black,
3:30:41
SPEAKER_00: he was doing those open Q and A's that people were pissed that,
3:30:43
SPEAKER_00: that they didn't get to ask him any questions.
3:30:46
SPEAKER_00: And it was like, you know, he never promised that he just said it would be an open thing.
3:30:51
SPEAKER_01: But they didn't even say who was going to get called on and you were guaranteed
3:30:55
SPEAKER_01: a question and all that kind of stuff.
3:30:58
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
3:31:00
SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
3:31:01
SPEAKER_03: Questions.
3:31:01
SPEAKER_03: We're going to be.
3:31:03
SPEAKER_03: And then the guy comes out and he's like, all right, we're done with that, done with Q&A.
3:31:07
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, well, like 10, 12 of us didn't even get to ask a question.
3:31:11
SPEAKER_03: I think I paid to be here just as much as the people that paid their,
3:31:15
SPEAKER_03: and got to ask their questions.
3:31:17
SPEAKER_03: And they were just like, nope, hard stop, done.
3:31:19
SPEAKER_03: And then they're like, oh, okay, I guess we're done.
3:31:21
SPEAKER_03: They're like, okay, everybody stand up, get in line, we're going to start taking photos.
3:31:24
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, okay, at least I get, you know, at least I get that, you know?
3:31:28
SPEAKER_03: So me and my buddy who went with me, like, Chris.
3:31:31
SPEAKER_03: $1,400.
3:31:33
SPEAKER_03: He's like, all right, here, you know, you hold my gift bag.
3:31:35
SPEAKER_03: I'll take my photo.
3:31:36
SPEAKER_03: You hand me your gift bag and then you go take your photo.
3:31:38
SPEAKER_03: So I'm like, all right, figuring it out.
3:31:40
SPEAKER_03: People are talking to each other.
3:31:41
SPEAKER_00: Got a plan together.
3:31:43
SPEAKER_03: Coordinated effort.
3:31:44
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
3:31:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they're like, like, oh man, I'm really excited to get to meet these guys.
3:31:49
SPEAKER_03: Shake their hand.
3:31:50
SPEAKER_03: You know, you're like, I just came in my pants a little bit.
3:31:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think so.
3:31:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:31:59
SPEAKER_03: Maybe they spent more.
3:32:00
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
3:32:00
SPEAKER_03: I spent $700 and we get to the, we get all lined up, ready to go.
3:32:07
SPEAKER_03: And, and, uh, Joe Satriani and Steve, I don't even come off the stage.
3:32:11
SPEAKER_03: They just stood on stage with their fricking hands in their pockets.
3:32:14
SPEAKER_03: Like they're too good to come down and talk to the people
3:32:17
SPEAKER_03: that just paid fricking $700 to meet them.
3:32:21
SPEAKER_01: See what I just tell you about the whole group photo thing.
3:32:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:32:26
SPEAKER_00: This happens at every meet and greet, every all the time
3:32:30
SPEAKER_01: with a bunch of people.
3:32:31
SPEAKER_01: You have no idea.
3:32:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:32:32
SPEAKER_00: And this doesn't have to be big stars either.
3:32:35
SPEAKER_00: I know the plush girls were taking pictures where they were sitting at a table
3:32:39
SPEAKER_00: and they had the person's kind of kneeling at the side of the table.
3:32:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:32:43
SPEAKER_00: They weren't taking individual pictures.
3:32:46
SPEAKER_00: That's over.
3:32:47
SPEAKER_00: COVID ended that my friend.
3:32:49
SPEAKER_00: You know, I got news for you.
3:32:50
SPEAKER_00: These guys ain't going to,
3:32:51
SPEAKER_00: especially these Hollywood types,
3:32:53
SPEAKER_00: especially guys like Joe Satriani and Steve Vai,
3:32:55
SPEAKER_00: whose whole living is their fucking hands.
3:32:57
SPEAKER_00: Last thing they're going to be doing is shaking a bunch of strange hands
3:33:00
SPEAKER_00: or doing fist bumps or anything.
3:33:01
SPEAKER_00: That's their livelihood.
3:33:04
SPEAKER_00: They're not doing that.
3:33:05
SPEAKER_00: Be happy you got a picture.
3:33:08
SPEAKER_00: Maybe next time you'll save your 700 and just get up to the barrier and stand
3:33:12
SPEAKER_00: in front of it and take a picture while they're playing.
3:33:15
SPEAKER_00: It's a better photo anyway.
3:33:18
SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
3:33:20
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, okay, so we're not getting a photo with them.
3:33:26
SPEAKER_03: And then they're like, all right, 10 of you line up right here in front of the stage.
3:33:29
SPEAKER_03: And you're just going to get a photo in front of the stage with them in the background.
3:33:34
SPEAKER_03: They're on the stage.
3:33:35
SPEAKER_03: They don't even come down to stand with you.
3:33:37
SPEAKER_03: Even like,
3:33:38
SPEAKER_03: even like in the middle and then five on each side,
3:33:40
SPEAKER_03: getting to like, give a thumbs up.
3:33:41
SPEAKER_03: Nothing.
3:33:42
SPEAKER_03: It's not even a one-on-one two second photo of like, look at me.
3:33:45
SPEAKER_03: I paid $700.
3:33:47
SPEAKER_03: No, nothing.
3:33:48
SPEAKER_03: They just stood on stage with their hands in their pocket.
3:33:51
SPEAKER_03: Like, all right, is this fucking over with?
3:33:52
SPEAKER_03: And then next 10, next 10, I was so pissed, dude.
3:33:56
SPEAKER_03: Like, I was like, are you kidding me?
3:33:59
SPEAKER_03: I could have just had somebody take a photo of me in front of the stage like that for free.
3:34:04
SPEAKER_00: Well, why didn't you, you weren't guaranteed an individual.
3:34:08
SPEAKER_00: I guarantee you their,
3:34:09
SPEAKER_00: their meet and greet on their,
3:34:11
SPEAKER_00: on their website does not say individual photo with each guy.
3:34:14
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:34:15
SPEAKER_00: Guaranteed.
3:34:16
SPEAKER_00: It does not say that.
3:34:18
SPEAKER_00: It just says a photo with Joe and Vi.
3:34:22
SPEAKER_00: I guarantee that's what it says.
3:34:25
SPEAKER_00: And you got one.
3:34:27
SPEAKER_00: Stop whining.
3:34:30
SPEAKER_00: You want more?
3:34:30
SPEAKER_00: Are you fascinated by this guy?
3:34:33
SPEAKER_01: Well, he just, he's just, again, buyer's remorse.
3:34:37
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
3:34:40
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:34:40
SPEAKER_00: We'll play a little more and then we'll put it on him because he just goes on and on and on.
3:34:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:34:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:34:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure he does.
3:34:45
SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
3:34:47
SPEAKER_03: I was so mad, man.
3:34:49
SPEAKER_03: And I just gave all my stuff away.
3:34:51
SPEAKER_03: I didn't want any of the VIPs.
3:34:53
SPEAKER_00: I mean, so he spent 700,
3:34:57
SPEAKER_00: maybe 1400 if he paid for his friend too, which may very well have happened.
3:35:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:35:03
SPEAKER_00: And he was so mad that he threw it away.
3:35:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:35:05
SPEAKER_01: Fuck this.
3:35:06
SPEAKER_01: I don't even want their garbage.
3:35:09
SPEAKER_00: Don't want it even in my house.
3:35:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:35:12
SPEAKER_00: Get rid of this shit, but he kept that ACE guitar.
3:35:17
SPEAKER_00: That $150 ace guitar for $3,500.
3:35:20
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:35:23
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
3:35:24
SPEAKER_03: And the show was great.
3:35:25
SPEAKER_03: I was, and I had front row seats.
3:35:27
SPEAKER_03: I'm like watching the show.
3:35:28
SPEAKER_03: The show went great.
3:35:29
SPEAKER_03: And I still love those guys.
3:35:31
SPEAKER_03: Like, I don't want that to get like misconstrued in what I'm talking.
3:35:35
SPEAKER_03: Translation.
3:35:36
SPEAKER_00: He'll do it again.
3:35:40
SPEAKER_00: This time it'll be right.
3:35:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:35:43
SPEAKER_00: They'll treat me better this time.
3:35:45
SPEAKER_00: Cause this time the meet and greet's $1,100.
3:35:48
SPEAKER_00: It's going to be better.
3:35:49
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:35:54
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:35:55
SPEAKER_00: I think that's enough.
3:35:55
SPEAKER_00: What do you think?
3:35:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I agree.
3:35:58
SPEAKER_00: And I just wanted to share that with you because man, oh man,
3:36:01
SPEAKER_00: I don't disagree with them about not doing the meet and greets,
3:36:05
SPEAKER_00: not paying to meet these fucks,
3:36:08
SPEAKER_00: but you can't complain about it when they delivered what they said they were going
3:36:12
SPEAKER_00: to deliver.
3:36:13
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
3:36:14
SPEAKER_00: You just can't.
3:36:17
SPEAKER_00: You got what they offered.
3:36:19
SPEAKER_00: You're not important.
3:36:20
SPEAKER_00: And that's the bigger lesson for anybody that goes to meet and greets.
3:36:24
SPEAKER_00: And I'm not saying this to be mean.
3:36:26
SPEAKER_00: Obviously, we are friends or friendly with God knows how many musicians that do meet and greets.
3:36:33
SPEAKER_00: But I'm going to tell you, 1,000% of the time, You are not important to them.
3:36:39
SPEAKER_00: You're just another who came to the show and
3:36:41
SPEAKER_01: spent your $700.
3:36:43
SPEAKER_00: You are, they,
3:36:45
SPEAKER_00: when they break down their money,
3:36:46
SPEAKER_00: which is usually between the four or five band members and the one or two roadies
3:36:50
SPEAKER_00: that are with them.
3:36:51
SPEAKER_00: And if they have a sound guy and the venue and all that they're reduced to X amount
3:37:00
SPEAKER_00: of money, whatever it is.
3:37:02
SPEAKER_00: And it ain't when we say, you know, a show is $30,000.
3:37:08
SPEAKER_00: Once you pay everybody out of that,
3:37:09
SPEAKER_00: it's a lot less,
3:37:11
SPEAKER_00: you know, when, when,
3:37:12
SPEAKER_00: when I don't want to say docking,
3:37:14
SPEAKER_00: but when any band is paid $30,000,
3:37:18
SPEAKER_00: you take that 30,
3:37:20
SPEAKER_00: you take off whatever it costs for hotel rooms for everybody in your band
3:37:24
SPEAKER_00: and flights and flights and,
3:37:27
SPEAKER_00: and management fees and management fees to just what, five, 10%.
3:37:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:37:31
SPEAKER_00: It's 10%.
3:37:31
SPEAKER_00: And, um,
3:37:36
SPEAKER_00: The actual pay of your musicians.
3:37:38
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:37:39
SPEAKER_00: The actual pay there.
3:37:41
SPEAKER_00: And then what is left is your take.
3:37:45
SPEAKER_00: So all of these guys are doing these meet and greets to supplement that.
3:37:51
SPEAKER_00: To supplement the fact that,
3:37:53
SPEAKER_00: and maybe not the main star,
3:37:55
SPEAKER_00: maybe not the Vince Neil or Steven Piercy or whatever,
3:38:00
SPEAKER_00: but the other guys, there's a reason why all the other guys are selling at the show.
3:38:04
SPEAKER_00: There's a reason why they're selling their solo CD or their,
3:38:09
SPEAKER_00: whatever they're, what do they call those things?
3:38:11
SPEAKER_00: The guitar thing, the guitar.
3:38:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
3:38:12
SPEAKER_01: The, the, the,
3:38:14
SPEAKER_01: The face or whatever,
3:38:16
SPEAKER_00: the pick guard.
3:38:17
SPEAKER_00: There's a reason that they're selling all that it's because they need to,
3:38:21
SPEAKER_00: they need to make money so that they're not making $300 to be there.
3:38:25
SPEAKER_00: You know, they're, that's, that's how they supplement.
3:38:28
SPEAKER_00: So for now, obviously Steve Vai and Joe Satriani are not in that category, but you know what?
3:38:35
SPEAKER_00: They're cashing out.
3:38:36
SPEAKER_00: They're at the end of their career.
3:38:37
SPEAKER_00: They're, they're grabbing every penny they can.
3:38:39
SPEAKER_00: And if you're willing to give it to them, that's on you.
3:38:42
SPEAKER_00: That's you being too hardcore of a fan.
3:38:44
SPEAKER_00: Stop treating these guys like they don't fucking wear
3:38:46
SPEAKER_00: the same fucking Calvin Klein's as you dickhead.
3:38:50
SPEAKER_00: I mean, holy shit.
3:38:52
SPEAKER_00: You know,
3:38:52
SPEAKER_00: it's still,
3:38:53
SPEAKER_00: it's still two legs and a dick in the pouch of the underpants,
3:38:56
SPEAKER_00: buddy, you know, stop it.
3:38:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:38:59
SPEAKER_01: And the thing is,
3:39:00
SPEAKER_01: is if you,
3:39:01
SPEAKER_01: if you're clever enough to know where they're staying,
3:39:03
SPEAKER_01: there's a high probability you could probably meet them at the lobby in their hotel.
3:39:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:39:08
SPEAKER_00: And it's usually not very hard to figure that one out either.
3:39:10
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
3:39:11
SPEAKER_00: You know?
3:39:12
SPEAKER_01: Cause you know,
3:39:13
SPEAKER_01: you're hanging around at the lobby at the hotel and they got to leave to either go
3:39:16
SPEAKER_01: to the gig or leave,
3:39:18
SPEAKER_01: go to the next,
3:39:19
SPEAKER_01: you know,
3:39:19
SPEAKER_01: wherever it is that they'll more than likely go take a picture with you
3:39:24
SPEAKER_01: or maybe sign an autograph or something.
3:39:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:39:27
SPEAKER_00: I don't know that I've ever seen anybody say, no, no, I have a meet and greet for that.
3:39:32
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
3:39:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't, I'm not saying it doesn't happen.
3:39:34
SPEAKER_00: I'm saying I've never seen it.
3:39:36
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
3:39:39
SPEAKER_01: But that's usually the best plan if you're that desperate to meet your favorite artist.
3:39:47
SPEAKER_01: If you're,
3:39:47
SPEAKER_01: like I said,
3:39:48
SPEAKER_01: cunning enough to know where they're staying,
3:39:51
SPEAKER_01: there's a high probability you can meet them in the lobby.
3:39:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, almost every band you can.
3:39:59
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, I just wanted you to see this guy.
3:40:01
SPEAKER_00: I just thought you'd be fascinated
3:40:03
SPEAKER_01: by this guy.
3:40:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's buyer beware.
3:40:08
SPEAKER_01: Not news necessarily, but- And again, you have to realize you're a stranger to these people.
3:40:16
SPEAKER_01: You're a stranger to your favorite artists.
3:40:19
SPEAKER_01: You feel in kinship with them like you know them because you know their music
3:40:25
SPEAKER_01: or their art or whatever it is that they do.
3:40:27
SPEAKER_01: But when they see you- They look at you as some sketchy stranger.
3:40:32
SPEAKER_01: It's like,
3:40:32
SPEAKER_01: is this guy going to stab me in the back with a knife or is he friendly
3:40:36
SPEAKER_01: or is he cool or is he a psycho or,
3:40:40
SPEAKER_01: you know,
3:40:41
SPEAKER_01: and that's why,
3:40:42
SPEAKER_01: that's why Don asked me to travel with him because I'm the guy who runs interference
3:40:48
SPEAKER_01: for him.
3:40:48
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:40:49
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
3:40:50
SPEAKER_00: And, and, and, you know, Not for nothing.
3:40:54
SPEAKER_00: And I'm not saying that this is a good thing or a bad thing,
3:40:56
SPEAKER_00: but I'm going to say, based on what you said, it's probably an honest thing.
3:41:01
SPEAKER_00: If you're willing to spend way too much money to meet these guys, I would fear you.
3:41:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:41:08
SPEAKER_00: I would absolutely be nervous as hell to have that guy.
3:41:11
SPEAKER_00: That's want to spend $3,500 to fucking meet me.
3:41:16
SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, man, this motherfucker might want to kill me.
3:41:20
SPEAKER_00: And it's happened.
3:41:21
SPEAKER_00: It has.
3:41:23
SPEAKER_00: You know, but I mean, that's a telltale sign.
3:41:25
SPEAKER_00: If you're, that's the difference between being a casual fan of, Hey, what's up, man.
3:41:30
SPEAKER_00: Love the record and being a kind of a weirdo psycho when you're looking at three
3:41:36
SPEAKER_00: and four months worth of rent or mortgage or whatever to meet me.
3:41:42
SPEAKER_00: That's a little scary.
3:41:46
SPEAKER_00: Shout it Ozzie.
3:41:50
SPEAKER_01: But yeah,
3:41:51
SPEAKER_01: so as somebody who does travel with a band that still does have the bands who want
3:41:58
SPEAKER_01: to come up and say hello and get a picture and this and that,
3:42:03
SPEAKER_01: I have to size them up and down first.
3:42:06
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
3:42:06
SPEAKER_01: You know, because there's some whack-ass people out there.
3:42:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there are.
3:42:11
SPEAKER_01: You know,
3:42:12
SPEAKER_01: but the reason that they feel comfortable about meeting their favorite star is
3:42:17
SPEAKER_01: because they think they know them.
3:42:19
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
3:42:20
SPEAKER_01: And the star doesn't know you.
3:42:23
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:42:24
SPEAKER_01: You know, so they have to look at you like, okay, was this guy okay?
3:42:29
SPEAKER_01: No, not okay.
3:42:32
SPEAKER_01: You know, and just got to be careful.
3:42:34
SPEAKER_01: There's some whack ass people out there.
3:42:36
SPEAKER_01: So just because you paid for a meet and greet doesn't mean that, Hey, there's old Josh.
3:42:42
SPEAKER_01: Come on up here, Josh.
3:42:44
SPEAKER_01: Come on.
3:42:45
SPEAKER_00: Glad to meet you, buddy.
3:42:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, come on up here.
3:42:48
SPEAKER_00: Here's my guitar.
3:42:49
SPEAKER_00: Show me what you would do with it.
3:42:50
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:42:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
3:42:53
SPEAKER_00: Be happy they stood there and took a picture looking at the back of your head.
3:42:59
SPEAKER_00: That's the best you're really ever going to get.
3:43:01
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:43:02
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I just thought you'd enjoy that.
3:43:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it was good.
3:43:05
SPEAKER_01: It was good.
3:43:07
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:43:08
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's going to wrap up the sponsored segment of the Classic Metal Show.
3:43:13
SPEAKER_01: So we're going to jump into some tunage here.
3:43:16
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:43:17
SPEAKER_01: Going along with the request.
3:43:18
SPEAKER_01: I think you'll enjoy this request.
3:43:20
SPEAKER_01: I think you can appreciate it since you're a fan as much as I am.
3:43:25
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:43:25
SPEAKER_01: But Chuck from North Carolina checking in.
3:43:28
SPEAKER_01: He said he's going to see Testament, Creator, and Possessed in Raleigh, North Carolina.
3:43:35
SPEAKER_01: Nice.
3:43:36
SPEAKER_01: Is that still happening?
3:43:37
SPEAKER_00: Is it still there?
3:43:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, true.
3:43:41
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
3:43:42
SPEAKER_01: But anyway,
3:43:43
SPEAKER_01: he wanted to hear a testament from the new order release,
3:43:46
SPEAKER_01: and he wanted to hear the title track.
3:43:48
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:43:48
SPEAKER_00: Sounds good to me.
3:43:49
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3:43:50
SPEAKER_01: So for Chuck in North Carolina, hopefully you're safe.
3:44:05
SPEAKER_03: What's up everybody out there?
3:44:06
SPEAKER_03: This is Igor Amadeus-Cavalera.
3:44:09
SPEAKER_03: I am the guitarist and vocalist of Nail Bomb.
3:44:11
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3:44:14
SPEAKER_03: Keep banging your head.
3:44:29
SPEAKER_01: From their over-the-edge release, that's Hurricane featuring Kelly Handler.
3:44:37
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
3:44:39
SPEAKER_01: Holy cow.
3:44:40
SPEAKER_01: Doing a little loop there.
3:44:43
SPEAKER_01: That's Hurricane with I'm on to you.
3:44:46
SPEAKER_01: Poor Sal going out by request to you, Chris.
3:44:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, thank you.
3:44:51
SPEAKER_01: He's on to you, pal.
3:44:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
3:44:54
SPEAKER_01: Scared.
3:44:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:44:55
SPEAKER_01: And then just before that,
3:44:58
SPEAKER_01: we heard something from a band called Bullet going up by request
3:45:02
SPEAKER_01: to Skippy Wheels Keep On Turning.
3:45:04
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:45:07
SPEAKER_01: And also we heard something from Damn Yankees there with Don't Tread On Me.
3:45:13
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
3:45:14
SPEAKER_01: By request to the wretch, he says, seems appropriate given the upcoming election.
3:45:21
SPEAKER_01: Maybe after Trump wins, I will request another Jack Blades classic.
3:45:25
SPEAKER_01: You can still rock in America.
3:45:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess we should wait till after the election for that.
3:45:32
SPEAKER_01: Right, of course.
3:45:33
SPEAKER_01: And what else did we have here?
3:45:36
SPEAKER_01: We had...
3:45:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, then we had your David Lee Roth request there.
3:45:41
SPEAKER_01: Going out by request to dedicated to Barton.
3:45:45
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
3:45:47
SPEAKER_00: Gave him a Roth tune.
3:45:47
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3:45:48
SPEAKER_00: Sure, absolutely.
3:45:51
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3:45:52
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3:45:56
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3:45:57
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3:45:59
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3:46:00
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3:46:06
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3:46:29
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3:46:30
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3:46:35
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3:46:35
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3:46:38
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3:47:01
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3:47:06
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3:47:07
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3:47:21
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3:47:26
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3:47:30
SPEAKER_01: So there's little perks that go along with, you know, sponsoring the show.
3:47:35
SPEAKER_01: But if you enjoy our content every week,
3:47:39
SPEAKER_01: you know,
3:47:39
SPEAKER_01: throw us a couple of bones to offset some of the costs that I end up paying anyway.
3:47:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no kidding.
3:47:46
SPEAKER_00: Please.
3:47:47
SPEAKER_00: And speaking of little things that we give away,
3:47:50
SPEAKER_00: I gave away one of those Rush at 50 books this week.
3:47:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you did?
3:47:54
SPEAKER_00: I gave it away to Jackal in the...
3:47:56
SPEAKER_00: We had a little contest for people to leave their best Rush memory or whatever,
3:48:03
SPEAKER_00: and I totally forgot about it, to be honest.
3:48:08
SPEAKER_00: So I went back in and Jim reminded me,
3:48:10
SPEAKER_00: and since Jim reminded me, plus he was the first one to leave a comment, Jim wins.
3:48:16
SPEAKER_00: So...
3:48:17
SPEAKER_00: Jim wins a brand new copy of Rush at 50.
3:48:20
SPEAKER_00: I forget what his name,
3:48:21
SPEAKER_00: Daniel Bart, what his name, Barswick, was the author, and I got one right here.
3:48:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he came on the show and we forgot his name, but it is like a coffee table book.
3:48:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, look at it,
3:48:33
SPEAKER_00: it's green screen and all crazy,
3:48:35
SPEAKER_00: but... Yeah,
3:48:36
SPEAKER_01: no, it's crazy, but it is a coffee table book, and it's a nice book.
3:48:41
SPEAKER_00: It is a nice book.
3:48:42
SPEAKER_00: Daniel Buckspan is the author, so...
3:48:46
SPEAKER_00: Jim won that, but don't you worry, Neely, because I got one for you as well.
3:48:49
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:48:50
SPEAKER_00: Is it autographed?
3:48:51
SPEAKER_00: Is it signed?
3:48:52
SPEAKER_00: It's not signed, unfortunately.
3:48:54
SPEAKER_01: God damn it.
3:48:55
SPEAKER_01: Daniel, Jesus Christ, we bring you on the show and you can't send us a signed book.
3:48:59
SPEAKER_01: You'll have to go to his book
3:49:02
SPEAKER_00: signing.
3:49:04
SPEAKER_00: Right next to Alec Van Halen.
3:49:05
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
3:49:06
SPEAKER_00: He'll be sitting right next to Alec.
3:49:09
SPEAKER_00: Wouldn't that be something if he was sitting next to Alex and you went
3:49:11
SPEAKER_00: to get his autograph and not Alex's?
3:49:13
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:49:14
SPEAKER_00: Barton's head would absolutely explode.
3:49:16
SPEAKER_01: Who was that guy over next to you, Daniel?
3:49:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's Alex Van Halen.
3:49:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I do recognize him.
3:49:22
SPEAKER_00: Heck, yeah.
3:49:24
SPEAKER_00: Wait till you see the graphic I used for the segment.
3:49:29
SPEAKER_01: You grumpy, dry, drunk you.
3:49:33
SPEAKER_00: Let me see if I can pull it up.
3:49:36
SPEAKER_00: It's really, I went with the old man thing.
3:49:41
SPEAKER_00: The old man yelling at the kids on his lawn.
3:49:46
SPEAKER_00: That's exactly it.
3:49:47
SPEAKER_00: Let me see if I can't get there.
3:49:49
SPEAKER_00: God damn it.
3:49:50
SPEAKER_00: And of course I cannot.
3:49:52
SPEAKER_00: Oh, here we go.
3:49:52
SPEAKER_00: Let's try this.
3:49:53
SPEAKER_00: Continue.
3:49:55
SPEAKER_00: God damn.
3:49:55
SPEAKER_00: I don't know about you, but everything has just become a nightmare to log into now.
3:50:02
SPEAKER_00: Man, you can't log into anything without going through 15 fucking hoops.
3:50:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because everything is hacked these days.
3:50:10
SPEAKER_01: There's so much security risks these days.
3:50:16
SPEAKER_00: It just sucks.
3:50:20
SPEAKER_00: Guys like Barton are not going to like this crap.
3:50:23
SPEAKER_00: Here's my Alex Van Halen.
3:50:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, look at that.
3:50:26
SPEAKER_00: Is that really him?
3:50:27
SPEAKER_00: No.
3:50:28
SPEAKER_01: Is that an AI version?
3:50:29
SPEAKER_01: It's an AI version.
3:50:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
3:50:32
SPEAKER_01: It's like, Jesus Christ, really?
3:50:34
SPEAKER_00: It's the old man on canes walking away from the drum kit.
3:50:38
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
3:50:40
SPEAKER_01: Because that almost looks like David Lee Ross standing there looking from beyond.
3:50:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, from the behind.
3:50:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:50:52
SPEAKER_01: Wow, that's funny.
3:50:53
SPEAKER_00: Where did you...
3:50:55
SPEAKER_00: I made it.
3:50:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you made that.
3:50:57
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:50:57
SPEAKER_00: I just told the AI.
3:50:59
SPEAKER_00: I said, give me an old rock guy walking away from his drums with a cane.
3:51:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
3:51:06
SPEAKER_00: And that's what it drew.
3:51:07
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:51:09
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:51:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm not as hip to the whole.
3:51:12
SPEAKER_01: I know what the AI does and everything, but I didn't realize that you made that up that quick.
3:51:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
3:51:17
SPEAKER_00: It takes like 10 seconds.
3:51:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh, very nice.
3:51:20
SPEAKER_00: It's very.
3:51:21
SPEAKER_00: I mean, dude, look, I mean, I'll show you.
3:51:23
SPEAKER_00: We can do one if you want.
3:51:25
SPEAKER_00: Let me get in here.
3:51:28
SPEAKER_00: Let's just...
3:51:30
SPEAKER_01: Now, is this a program that you subscribe to or is this a thing?
3:51:33
SPEAKER_01: It is.
3:51:34
SPEAKER_00: This is called Canva.
3:51:36
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:51:36
SPEAKER_00: Which has basically replaced Photoshop for me.
3:51:41
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:51:41
SPEAKER_00: I use Canva for everything, but let's see.
3:51:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:51:45
SPEAKER_00: We'll make it film look like.
3:51:47
SPEAKER_00: Give me just a... What do you want me to draw?
3:51:51
SPEAKER_01: Well, is it...
3:51:55
SPEAKER_01: Word sensitive as far as like, oh, it is.
3:51:59
SPEAKER_00: You got to be careful with that.
3:52:00
SPEAKER_00: You can't say a swishy faggot.
3:52:03
SPEAKER_00: You got to say a guy in a dress with pink hair.
3:52:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I gotcha.
3:52:08
SPEAKER_01: I gotcha.
3:52:09
SPEAKER_00: But we could do that.
3:52:11
SPEAKER_01: All right.
3:52:12
SPEAKER_00: I can't say swishy faggot.
3:52:18
SPEAKER_00: How about this?
3:52:19
SPEAKER_00: A guy in a dress with pink hair.
3:52:28
SPEAKER_00: Driving a new Camaro.
3:52:30
SPEAKER_00: Driving an EV four-door Camaro.
3:52:38
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:52:38
SPEAKER_00: Let's see what it draws.
3:52:43
SPEAKER_00: Give it a second here, and it'll slowly draw, and then we'll pick one.
3:52:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
3:52:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, the car is pink too, huh?
3:52:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess so.
3:53:00
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that looks like a Vega.
3:53:04
SPEAKER_01: That looks like a 1972 Vega.
3:53:06
SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know.
3:53:08
SPEAKER_01: It's like a clown car.
3:53:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, it doesn't know.
3:53:11
SPEAKER_01: I know, but that's funny though.
3:53:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:53:13
SPEAKER_00: So there's that guy.
3:53:14
SPEAKER_01: It looks like Boza the clown driving a Vega.
3:53:18
SPEAKER_01: And what's really funny is that there's two headlights on one side and
3:53:24
SPEAKER_01: a single headlight on the other side.
3:53:28
SPEAKER_00: It's like a typical EV, isn't it?
3:53:31
SPEAKER_00: Saves power.
3:53:33
SPEAKER_00: Apparently so.
3:53:37
SPEAKER_00: Let's try some of these other ones it came up with.
3:53:39
SPEAKER_00: It came up with a bunch.
3:53:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, see, that's more like it right there.
3:53:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but what'd this guy do, break through the windshield?
3:53:46
SPEAKER_00: He must have.
3:53:50
SPEAKER_00: But at least it got the car right.
3:53:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:53:54
SPEAKER_00: I mean, this is just...
3:53:56
SPEAKER_00: Fucking around, really.
3:53:57
SPEAKER_01: That's pretty funny.
3:54:00
SPEAKER_00: Let's try this one.
3:54:05
SPEAKER_00: The fruity guy is amazing.
3:54:10
SPEAKER_01: It almost looks like, what is with them coming out through the windshield?
3:54:14
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
3:54:16
SPEAKER_01: That's a weird deal, but at least they got the car right.
3:54:20
SPEAKER_00: I would use this graphic.
3:54:21
SPEAKER_00: It's bizarre enough to where I would use it.
3:54:23
SPEAKER_01: That's pretty funny.
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SPEAKER_00: And then the last one.
3:55:00
SPEAKER_00: But you see, this drew it in like 10 seconds.
3:55:01
SPEAKER_00: It doesn't take very long at all.
3:55:03
SPEAKER_01: That's like a Pontiac.
3:55:06
SPEAKER_01: That's less of a Camaro and more like a Firebird.
3:55:08
SPEAKER_01: That's like a 60s car.
3:55:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's like a Firebird.
3:55:11
SPEAKER_01: It's like an early 70s Firebird.
3:55:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, look at that.
3:55:17
SPEAKER_00: So anyway, that's- You dress like David Lee Roth.
3:55:21
SPEAKER_00: Just need some white gloves and some jazz hands.
3:55:23
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
3:55:25
SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
3:55:26
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, that's what's going on in the world of AI.
3:55:29
SPEAKER_00: I use it for all the graphics.
3:55:30
SPEAKER_01: Very interesting.
3:55:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to have to scope that out a little bit
3:55:34
SPEAKER_01: and see what my Lemmy scrawls will come up with in AI.
3:55:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:55:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just throw them together and see what you got.
3:55:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, these are my doodles.
3:55:44
SPEAKER_01: I made them on AI.
3:55:45
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
3:55:45
SPEAKER_01: This is what was in my mind at the time.
3:55:47
SPEAKER_01: I did these doodles on AI.
3:55:49
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
3:55:50
SPEAKER_01: And I compiled them in a book, and they're for sale.
3:55:57
SPEAKER_01: So stupid.
3:55:58
SPEAKER_01: I know.
3:56:00
SPEAKER_00: It's funny.
3:56:02
SPEAKER_00: All right.
3:56:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to let you take the lead on this one here.
3:56:05
SPEAKER_01: Let me see what I got on the burner here.
3:56:09
SPEAKER_01: Because I don't really have anything good.
3:56:12
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if I have anything that good either.
3:56:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, here's one.
3:56:19
SPEAKER_01: And I'll credit Brian Bauman for this.
3:56:23
SPEAKER_01: And this might enrage Jackal.
3:56:27
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
3:56:28
SPEAKER_01: Black Sabbath Ballet finally comes to the USA.
3:56:32
SPEAKER_01: What does?
3:56:33
SPEAKER_01: The Black Sabbath Ballet.
3:56:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh boy.
3:56:37
SPEAKER_01: They turn Black Sabbath into a ballet.
3:56:40
SPEAKER_00: Fantastic.
3:56:42
SPEAKER_00: Can't wait for that to never
3:56:44
SPEAKER_01: see it.
3:56:48
SPEAKER_01: The U.S. premiered the Birmingham Royal Ballet Black Sabbath.
3:56:53
SPEAKER_01: The ballet will take place in May of 2025 at the Virginia Arts Festival.
3:56:59
SPEAKER_01: The ballet will make the U.S.
3:57:01
SPEAKER_01: debut in Norfolk before traveling to the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C.,
3:57:07
SPEAKER_01: which is where that new Chicago, new old Chicago recording was made 50 years ago.
3:57:14
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:57:16
SPEAKER_01: At the Kennedy Center.
3:57:17
SPEAKER_01: I'm thrilled to be bringing Black Sabbath to ballet for its U.S.
3:57:23
SPEAKER_01: premiere, said Birmingham Royal Ballet Director Carlos Acosta.
3:57:29
SPEAKER_01: As a global phenomenon,
3:57:30
SPEAKER_01: Black Sabbath is probably Birmingham's greatest cultural export,
3:57:34
SPEAKER_01: and we look forward to welcoming music and ballet fans.
3:57:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because most Black Sabbath fans are also big ballet people.
3:57:44
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:57:46
SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
3:57:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know what?
3:57:49
SPEAKER_01: This would be a good segment for Jim to call in because Jim, call the show.
3:57:54
SPEAKER_01: Jack will call the show because I got to know your thoughts on ballet, the Black Sabbath ballet.
3:58:03
SPEAKER_01: Right.
3:58:07
SPEAKER_01: Why don't you die if he says, oh, it's fucking great.
3:58:11
SPEAKER_01: I've actually booked my tickets to go to Norfolk to check out the opening night.
3:58:16
SPEAKER_01: I can't wait to get there.
3:58:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
3:58:20
SPEAKER_01: Black Sabbath, the ballet.
3:58:22
SPEAKER_00: That's really dumb.
3:58:24
SPEAKER_01: Uh, we look forward to welcoming music and ballet fans.
3:58:28
SPEAKER_01: You'll like to seeing the show,
3:58:29
SPEAKER_01: the audience and critical response of the UK was overwhelmingly positive.
3:58:35
SPEAKER_01: Sure it was.
3:58:36
SPEAKER_01: So we have high hopes that the U S will embrace the cultural collision,
3:58:42
SPEAKER_01: cultural collision in the same way.
3:58:44
SPEAKER_01: I can't wait to see the reaction.
3:58:49
SPEAKER_00: I can tell you it'll be a bunch of fucking pink hairs.
3:58:53
SPEAKER_00: Going, this is wonderful.
3:58:55
SPEAKER_01: They're going to see,
3:58:56
SPEAKER_01: well, does this give the pink hair some credibility that, yeah, we're metal, man.
3:59:02
SPEAKER_00: No, it doesn't because they're going to un-metal it.
3:59:04
SPEAKER_00: You think they're going to keep it metal?
3:59:09
SPEAKER_00: They should just play fairyless wear boots for fucking three hours and call it a show.
3:59:16
SPEAKER_00: You know it's going to be a bunch of pink hairs wearing boots.
3:59:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, again, it's just like, they're singing about us.
3:59:23
SPEAKER_01: It's wonderful.
3:59:24
SPEAKER_01: It's wonderful.
3:59:25
SPEAKER_01: They had us in mind when they put this together.
3:59:28
SPEAKER_01: How sweet.
3:59:29
SPEAKER_01: Look.
3:59:31
SPEAKER_00: It's Tony Gayomi up there.
3:59:33
SPEAKER_00: Tony Gayomi playing the guitar.
3:59:37
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
3:59:39
SPEAKER_00: It's Geezer Buttslam.
3:59:41
SPEAKER_00: Geezer Buttslam on the bass.
3:59:44
Wow.
3:59:46
Wow.
3:59:50
SPEAKER_01: Tickets for the Birmingham Royal Ballet,
3:59:52
SPEAKER_01: Black Sabbath, the ballet are on sale now available online.
3:59:58
SPEAKER_01: They go on sale.
4:00:00
SPEAKER_01: Let's see here.
4:00:01
SPEAKER_01: They went on sale yesterday, as a matter of fact.
4:00:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh God.
4:00:04
SPEAKER_01: Did you get yours?
4:00:05
SPEAKER_01: I did not.
4:00:08
SPEAKER_01: The U.S.
4:00:08
SPEAKER_01: premiere of the Black Sabbath,
4:00:10
SPEAKER_01: the ballet,
4:00:10
SPEAKER_01: will take place at Virginia Arts Festival at the Chrysler Hall in Norfolk,
4:00:15
SPEAKER_01: Virginia, in May,
4:00:17
SPEAKER_01: with performances set for Friday,
4:00:19
SPEAKER_01: May 30th at 7.30 p.m. and Saturday, May 31st at 2 p.m. and 7.30 p.m.
4:00:26
SPEAKER_01: So there's a matinee show.
4:00:28
SPEAKER_01: And then the evening show.
4:00:30
SPEAKER_01: Five other U.S. dates,
4:00:32
SPEAKER_01: that would be June 4th through the 8th,
4:00:34
SPEAKER_01: are scheduled at the Kennedy Center Opera House in Washington, D.C.
4:00:40
SPEAKER_01: The ballet soundtrack by the music of Black Sabbath had its official premiere
4:00:46
SPEAKER_01: in September of 2023 at the Hippodrome Theater
4:00:50
SPEAKER_01: in Heavy Metal Legends' original hometown of Birmingham, United Kingdom.
4:00:56
SPEAKER_00: Wonderful.
4:00:57
SPEAKER_01: So, Jackal, did you book your tickets already for this?
4:01:02
SPEAKER_02: Thank you, boys.
4:01:03
SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't.
4:01:06
SPEAKER_01: You're not going to go see the Black Sabbath Ballet?
4:01:10
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
4:01:11
SPEAKER_02: I actually saw something on,
4:01:13
SPEAKER_02: I don't know,
4:01:14
SPEAKER_02: Blabbermouth or Brave Words this week about that,
4:01:16
SPEAKER_02: and I thought, what the hell is this fucking world coming to?
4:01:22
SPEAKER_02: When you got to take somebody like Black Sabbath and turn it into whoosh.
4:01:26
SPEAKER_01: Well, Mary's do wear boots, right?
4:01:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
4:01:31
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
4:01:31
SPEAKER_02: And I'm sure that's probably one of the encore for that ballet.
4:01:38
SPEAKER_01: So no Black Sabbath ballet for you?
4:01:42
SPEAKER_02: No, I saw it and I thought, and exactly what I said, this fucking world's just gone to shit.
4:01:50
SPEAKER_02: I just, I don't understand what the fuck they got to mess with this stuff for.
4:01:55
SPEAKER_00: It's pretty sad.
4:01:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
4:01:59
SPEAKER_01: Well, the question in the chat room is,
4:02:02
SPEAKER_01: will David Lee Roth be performing jazz hands in the Black Sabbath Ballet?
4:02:10
SPEAKER_02: God only knows.
4:02:11
SPEAKER_02: I can't say nothing about Roth.
4:02:13
SPEAKER_02: To be honest with you,
4:02:14
SPEAKER_02: I didn't pay a lot of attention the first couple albums,
4:02:17
SPEAKER_02: but I was never a huge fan of Van Halen myself.
4:02:22
SPEAKER_00: What?
4:02:23
SPEAKER_00: Barton wants to see you dead then.
4:02:26
SPEAKER_02: Well, well, well.
4:02:31
SPEAKER_01: But in all seriousness there, Jack,
4:02:33
SPEAKER_01: being a hardcore Black Sabbath guy that you are,
4:02:37
SPEAKER_01: does this really turn you off or just like, what the fuck are these guys doing?
4:02:44
SPEAKER_01: Go ahead.
4:02:47
SPEAKER_01: It's just like,
4:02:49
SPEAKER_02: it is what it is.
4:02:50
SPEAKER_02: You know,
4:02:51
SPEAKER_02: the way the world's going today,
4:02:53
SPEAKER_02: you just I just read it, I read about it, and, you know, fuck this.
4:03:01
SPEAKER_02: It's just, you know, to me, it's like they've got nothing better else to do.
4:03:06
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
4:03:07
SPEAKER_01: Well, that sounds like you're defeated.
4:03:10
SPEAKER_01: Are you defeated?
4:03:11
SPEAKER_02: No, I just don't give a fuck about it.
4:03:14
SPEAKER_02: I just see the way the world's going these days, and it's like I almost expect it.
4:03:22
SPEAKER_02: If they start fucking with Pilgrim,
4:03:23
SPEAKER_02: yeah, that's going to upset me, but that's the way of the world these days.
4:03:27
SPEAKER_01: Wow, he's taking a conciliatory attitude.
4:03:30
SPEAKER_01: It's like, well, what am I going to do about it?
4:03:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, really.
4:03:33
SPEAKER_02: All I'm going to not
4:03:35
SPEAKER_00: do is go.
4:03:36
SPEAKER_01: Right.
4:03:36
SPEAKER_00: It's going to bring new meaning to Deep Purple.
4:03:41
SPEAKER_00: And I wouldn't go see that either, trust me.
4:03:44
SPEAKER_00: What if Blackmore was performing in it?
4:03:50
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
4:03:51
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
4:03:52
SPEAKER_01: You didn't say no right away.
4:03:54
SPEAKER_01: You just thought, maybe I might consider it, but I don't know.
4:03:57
SPEAKER_01: Is he wearing a tutu?
4:03:59
SPEAKER_00: What if he was just standing on the side playing the guitar
4:04:03
SPEAKER_00: while all these fruits danced around?
4:04:07
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I don't think I'd go see that.
4:04:09
SPEAKER_02: I've seen his Blackmore's Night stuff, and that's a couple times, and that's good enough.
4:04:14
SPEAKER_02: That's pretty I don't need to see faggots dressing,
4:04:17
SPEAKER_02: swinging around in fairy outfits and shit like that.
4:04:20
SPEAKER_00: Better to see faggots dress like a renaissance fair.
4:04:23
SPEAKER_00: That's better.
4:04:24
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
4:04:27
SPEAKER_02: Ah, fuck that.
4:04:30
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's just so fucked up the way everything's going weird these days.
4:04:35
SPEAKER_02: I'll be honest with you.
4:04:36
SPEAKER_02: I'm glad I'm on the downside of my life.
4:04:40
SPEAKER_02: I would hate to see this world in 20 years or 30 years or whatever.
4:04:45
SPEAKER_02: I'm with you.
4:04:46
SPEAKER_02: If I lived that long, I'd be 90-something.
4:04:48
SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
4:04:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, you're adopting a criticism now.
4:04:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
4:04:55
SPEAKER_01: Because I'm happy to die at this point.
4:04:57
SPEAKER_01: I can't wait for the asteroid to hit.
4:05:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
4:05:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right, right.
4:05:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's just fucked up, man.
4:05:11
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what to think about it, really.
4:05:12
SPEAKER_02: It's just something I would never be interested in seeing.
4:05:17
SPEAKER_01: I get it.
4:05:18
SPEAKER_01: I just wanted your thoughts on it because you are the resident Black Sabbath aficionado.
4:05:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
4:05:27
SPEAKER_02: And I'll go to my grave loving Black Sabbath, but I ain't going to go see no swishies.
4:05:32
SPEAKER_02: We're fucking running around in dresses or whatever the fuck they're doing.
4:05:37
SPEAKER_01: After all, you are the children of the grave.
4:05:39
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
4:05:40
SPEAKER_02: Right.
4:05:42
SPEAKER_02: All right, Jack.
4:05:42
SPEAKER_02: Bye, bud.
4:05:43
SPEAKER_02: All right.
4:05:44
SPEAKER_02: Hey, I'm chill, boys.
4:05:45
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you, pal.
4:05:46
SPEAKER_02: Hand job, and don't forget to fuck that there.
4:05:49
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
4:05:50
SPEAKER_01: All right, Jim.
4:05:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to see Jim.
4:05:52
SPEAKER_01: There's got to be some video out there.
4:05:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure there is.
4:05:56
SPEAKER_01: This thing happened in 2023, so there's got to be some video.
4:06:00
SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
4:06:01
SPEAKER_01: So how do you turn Black Sabbath music into a ballet?
4:06:09
SPEAKER_01: It looks pretty here.
4:06:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh, boy.
4:06:14
SPEAKER_01: Oh, by the way, happy official birthday.
4:06:17
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
4:06:19
SPEAKER_01: Being that is past midnight on the East Coast.
4:06:22
SPEAKER_00: I have made it to 56.
4:06:24
SPEAKER_00: Look at you.
4:06:25
SPEAKER_00: You outlived your usefulness.
4:06:27
SPEAKER_00: I did.
4:06:28
SPEAKER_00: I outlived the prediction.
4:06:30
SPEAKER_01: You outlived the expectation.
4:06:32
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
4:06:34
SPEAKER_01: Look at this.
4:06:35
SPEAKER_00: We don't even have to press play and it's awful.
4:06:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, there is.
4:06:39
SPEAKER_01: I think there's a chicken there.
4:06:41
SPEAKER_01: I think.
4:06:42
SPEAKER_00: Right here.
4:06:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:06:43
SPEAKER_01: Right there.
4:06:43
SPEAKER_01: I think that's a girl.
4:06:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:06:49
SPEAKER_01: Probably got a dick.
4:06:51
SPEAKER_01: All right, here we go.
4:06:53
SPEAKER_01: That is Tony Iommi actually playing the guitar.
4:06:56
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying.
4:06:57
SPEAKER_00: He's there.
4:06:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
4:06:59
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
4:07:03
SPEAKER_00: Let's see what we got.
4:07:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh,
4:07:12
SPEAKER_00: Tony.
4:07:14
SPEAKER_00: Tony!
4:07:15
SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
4:07:17
SPEAKER_01: What is with all these people, John?
4:07:20
SPEAKER_00: Watch this one right here.
4:07:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, it is a chick, I think.
4:07:27
SPEAKER_00: Just watch.
4:07:35
SPEAKER_00: Are you shitting me?
4:07:39
SPEAKER_00: Let's do that one more time.
4:07:44
SPEAKER_00: And this one here is kneeling on the ground, banging on the ground.
4:07:47
SPEAKER_01: I know.
4:07:48
SPEAKER_01: Tony always looks the same, doesn't he?
4:07:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he does.
4:07:51
SPEAKER_01: He's got the black jacket on,
4:07:53
SPEAKER_01: always got the shades on, always looks like Tony Iommi, always looks the same.
4:07:58
SPEAKER_00: He's looked the same since the 90s.
4:08:00
SPEAKER_00: That's been his look.
4:08:01
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
4:08:03
SPEAKER_00: But now he's surrounded by turds.
4:08:05
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
4:08:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my
4:08:23
God.
4:08:24
SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ, Tony, what are you doing?
4:08:26
SPEAKER_01: Is there any more?
4:08:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to find some more.
4:08:28
SPEAKER_01: I want to see what the actual performance is.
4:08:31
SPEAKER_01: I want to see how you perform ballet to Black Sabbath.
4:08:35
SPEAKER_01: I'm looking for something that's longer.
4:08:38
SPEAKER_00: These are all like 30-second clips.
4:08:40
SPEAKER_00: I need longer, like a 10-minute clip.
4:08:42
SPEAKER_00: Here we go, 31 minutes.
4:08:47
SPEAKER_00: Displaced by his actual... Oh, come on.
4:08:49
SPEAKER_00: Lift the scarf.
4:08:50
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
4:08:52
SPEAKER_00: Rehearsals?
4:08:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:08:54
SPEAKER_00: Steven Heppenstuhl says this sounds...
4:08:56
SPEAKER_00: This is fucking faggot shit.
4:09:00
SPEAKER_00: Is there no...
4:09:02
SPEAKER_01: There's no actual performance videos?
4:09:05
SPEAKER_01: You really didn't use an iPhone or anything?
4:09:07
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm looking.
4:09:08
SPEAKER_00: I'm not finding... Maybe it's... You know, maybe there's embarrassment here.
4:09:12
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
4:09:14
SPEAKER_00: Um...
4:09:16
SPEAKER_01: Try this one.
4:09:17
SPEAKER_01: There's a minute and a second.
4:09:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh, there we go.
4:10:33
SPEAKER_00: This is terrible.
4:10:46
SPEAKER_01: Play your clip.
4:10:47
SPEAKER_01: Play your clip.
4:10:48
SPEAKER_01: All I can think of is Beavis going, who are these whirling bungholes?
4:10:55
SPEAKER_00: This is a Jesus Christ moment if ever there was one.
4:10:58
SPEAKER_00: Who are these whirling bungholes?
4:11:01
SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
4:11:02
SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
4:11:04
SPEAKER_01: Son of a bitch.
4:11:07
SPEAKER_01: What the hell are you faggots doing?
4:11:09
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
4:11:10
SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
4:11:11
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
4:11:12
SPEAKER_00: Son of a bitch.
4:11:14
SPEAKER_00: What the hell are you faggots doing?
4:11:17
SPEAKER_00: That needed a deuce.
4:11:20
SPEAKER_00: That is terrible.
4:11:23
SPEAKER_00: People are going to this.
4:11:25
SPEAKER_00: Obviously.
4:11:27
SPEAKER_00: Can't imagine.
4:11:28
SPEAKER_00: You want to watch another one?
4:11:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if there's more, I got to see what these people are doing.
4:11:36
SPEAKER_00: Here's another one.
4:11:37
SPEAKER_00: Let's try this one.
4:11:52
SPEAKER_00: Here's Iommi in front.
4:12:39
SPEAKER_00: What the bloody hell?
4:12:47
SPEAKER_00: God damn it.
4:12:48
SPEAKER_00: What do you think he's getting for this?
4:12:53
SPEAKER_00: Probably a lot.
4:12:54
SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, he wouldn't do it.
4:12:55
SPEAKER_01: But still, why, Tony?
4:12:57
SPEAKER_01: Why are you bastardizing your legacy and your career with this?
4:13:03
SPEAKER_01: He can't need money, Kenny.
4:13:05
SPEAKER_01: I can't imagine he needs money.
4:13:08
SPEAKER_00: I mean, there's no reason to do this.
4:13:10
SPEAKER_00: Do you think Tony's one of these artsy guys that believes in the art?
4:13:16
SPEAKER_00: He's never seen the part, but this is awful.
4:13:25
SPEAKER_01: Unless it's one of those deals where it's just like, well,
4:13:28
SPEAKER_01: I know Black Sabbath is over and we'll never perform again,
4:13:31
SPEAKER_01: and I got nothing else to do now.
4:13:36
SPEAKER_00: Record a solo record.
4:13:51
SPEAKER_00: All right, Rage, stop lying.
4:13:56
SPEAKER_00: Stop it.
4:14:01
SPEAKER_00: Paranoid of my gender.
4:14:06
SPEAKER_01: I don't get it.
4:14:07
SPEAKER_01: So I don't assume Tony will be doing the shows here in the U.S., He might, who knows?
4:14:17
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't say that.
4:14:19
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't say featuring Tony Iommi or anything like that.
4:14:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I just, I don't know what he's doing here.
4:14:28
SPEAKER_00: This is just...
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4:15:20
SPEAKER_01: In April 2023,
4:15:22
SPEAKER_01: Iommi was asked by the Birmingham world if he could have ever imagined that half
4:15:28
SPEAKER_01: a century after he formed Sabbath that
4:15:30
SPEAKER_01: the Birmingham's ballet company would be dancing to the music.
4:15:35
SPEAKER_01: Tony laughed and said, I wouldn't have believed them, really, to be honest.
4:15:40
SPEAKER_01: At the time when I got involved with Black Sabbath,
4:15:42
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was great because it was something so different and hasn't been done
4:15:46
SPEAKER_01: before.
4:15:48
SPEAKER_01: And I found it, I think, a good challenge.
4:15:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm looking at her music differently now with this,
4:15:54
SPEAKER_01: the ballet, because it's being interpreted in a different way.
4:15:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no shit.
4:16:00
SPEAKER_01: It's got the basic things, but then it didn't have in a different orchestral thing coming in.
4:16:07
SPEAKER_01: And then I never thought for a minute we would have people dancing to Black Sabbath and War Pig.
4:16:13
SPEAKER_01: It's not meant to be danced.
4:16:15
SPEAKER_00: That was kind of the whole point of Black Sabbath.
4:16:21
SPEAKER_01: You weren't supposed to be dancing to Black Sabbath tunes.
4:16:30
SPEAKER_01: Regarding Birmingham Royals Ballet interpretation of Black Sabbath music,
4:16:35
SPEAKER_01: Tony said,
4:16:36
SPEAKER_01: Birmingham Royal Ballet are very conscious of work being what it is,
4:16:43
SPEAKER_01: the Sabbath music.
4:16:45
SPEAKER_01: We don't want to change it so you can't recognize it.
4:16:48
SPEAKER_01: So they've held that part of it, but added another dimension to it.
4:16:53
SPEAKER_01: So I was very happy with that.
4:17:01
SPEAKER_01: As for whether he thinks the Black Sabbath Ballet could inspire heavy metal fans
4:17:06
SPEAKER_01: to become ballet fans.
4:17:08
SPEAKER_00: No, it can't.
4:17:12
SPEAKER_01: And ballet fans to become heavy metal fans, Iomi said, I certainly hope so.
4:17:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh, shut up.
4:17:18
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it is strange combination, but you've got to push that boat out there.
4:17:24
SPEAKER_01: And you know, hopefully we can get everybody together, but they...
4:17:28
SPEAKER_01: But they're opposite, but they're not the same at the same time because it's still creative.
4:17:34
SPEAKER_01: They're creating what they're doing.
4:17:36
SPEAKER_01: We're creating what we've done and we're bringing them together.
4:17:40
SPEAKER_01: And I think it really is interesting to see the Sabbath fans and then see
4:17:45
SPEAKER_01: the ballet fans liking it.
4:17:50
SPEAKER_01: Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter.
4:17:54
SPEAKER_01: Hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate.
4:17:56
SPEAKER_01: I think it's you got your penis in my chocolate.
4:18:00
SPEAKER_01: Right up the old Hershey Highway.
4:18:02
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
4:18:04
SPEAKER_00: This is horrendous.
4:18:05
SPEAKER_00: Hershey Highway.
4:18:09
SPEAKER_00: Won't be sitting around you.
4:18:11
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
4:18:14
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
4:18:15
SPEAKER_00: That's just terrible.
4:18:18
SPEAKER_00: That is really bad.
4:18:20
SPEAKER_01: This is just taking something that was...
4:18:25
SPEAKER_00: If you're not watching this,
4:18:27
SPEAKER_00: if you're listening on the podcast, you are missing all kinds of funny.
4:18:33
SPEAKER_01: Black Sabbath music was not meant to be danced.
4:18:37
SPEAKER_01: This was... Black Sabbath music was anti-culture.
4:18:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:18:45
SPEAKER_00: Now you're trying to make it into fruity mainstream.
4:18:49
SPEAKER_01: This is just stupid.
4:18:51
SPEAKER_01: What, for commercial gain, capital gain?
4:18:55
SPEAKER_01: Is this Lemmy Scrawls again?
4:18:58
SPEAKER_01: It really is.
4:18:59
SPEAKER_01: Is this the Lemmy Doodles again?
4:19:02
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I'd rather have the Lemmy Doodles than this.
4:19:05
SPEAKER_01: Anything for a dollar, whatever it costs.
4:19:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't care if I got to sell out to something that this was never meant to be.
4:19:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:19:14
SPEAKER_00: This is awful.
4:19:17
SPEAKER_00: It's just bad.
4:19:19
SPEAKER_01: Well, I guess this kind of waters down the whole toxic masculinity of Black Sabbath music.
4:19:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's it.
4:19:27
SPEAKER_01: We certainly don't want toxic masculinity listening to that heavy metal.
4:19:32
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
4:19:33
SPEAKER_00: Now it can be accepted.
4:19:37
SPEAKER_01: You know, years ago, this was back in, I want to say this was like around 96, 97.
4:19:44
SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
4:19:49
SPEAKER_01: Back when I started getting into radio and there was a local Akron station there.
4:19:57
SPEAKER_01: It's probably still there.
4:19:58
SPEAKER_01: I have no idea, but the local Akron rock station, W-O-N-E.
4:20:03
SPEAKER_00: It's still there.
4:20:04
SPEAKER_01: Aaron Carman,
4:20:06
SPEAKER_01: who is here in Chicago,
4:20:08
SPEAKER_01: he does a shift here locally,
4:20:11
SPEAKER_01: but I was talking to her,
4:20:14
SPEAKER_01: and this was probably 96,
4:20:17
SPEAKER_01: and she was telling me about how the quote-unquote
4:20:20
SPEAKER_01: the radio consultants were talking about music ads.
4:20:27
SPEAKER_01: They could add different music to their list.
4:20:32
SPEAKER_01: And she was happy that they were able to add Paranoid.
4:20:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, thank God.
4:20:39
SPEAKER_01: You know, in 96.
4:20:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, thank God.
4:20:42
SPEAKER_00: You know,
4:20:42
SPEAKER_01: 35 years.
4:20:43
SPEAKER_01: Great.
4:20:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:20:46
SPEAKER_00: I took 30 years.
4:20:49
SPEAKER_01: What a coup.
4:20:51
SPEAKER_01: Well, the consultants more or less said that we could add Paranoid to the playlist.
4:20:58
SPEAKER_01: Right.
4:20:59
SPEAKER_01: It's like, are you shitting me?
4:21:00
SPEAKER_01: So exciting.
4:21:03
SPEAKER_01: Is that safe now to play Paranoid on Rock Station in 96?
4:21:10
SPEAKER_00: Before you know it, they're going to add Blue Cheer.
4:21:13
SPEAKER_00: Keep it all current.
4:21:15
SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding me?
4:21:16
SPEAKER_01: Because she was explaining to me about radio because I was just getting in it.
4:21:23
SPEAKER_01: Ballet's despair.
4:21:24
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
4:21:27
SPEAKER_01: But she was explaining to me about how the consultants would kind of program the station.
4:21:34
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:21:36
SPEAKER_01: And she was saying that they were expanding their music catalogs.
4:21:41
SPEAKER_01: Of what they could play at certain times.
4:21:44
SPEAKER_01: And they were adding some Black Sabbath and a couple of additional Led Zeppelin tunes.
4:21:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
4:21:50
SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
4:21:51
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, really?
4:21:53
SPEAKER_01: Most of this stuff was like early seventies and we're in the mid nineties
4:21:57
SPEAKER_01: and you're just adding it now.
4:21:59
SPEAKER_01: It's safe to play that now.
4:22:01
SPEAKER_00: Dude, this is going to be really exciting,
4:22:03
SPEAKER_00: but we are going to play good times, bad times on the station this week.
4:22:09
SPEAKER_00: Hold tight.
4:22:10
SPEAKER_00: Here it comes.
4:22:13
SPEAKER_01: You're going to play a song about a girl who's unfaithful to her man?
4:22:17
SPEAKER_01: What?
4:22:18
SPEAKER_01: I got a little woman and she won't be true.
4:22:23
SPEAKER_01: What?
4:22:23
SPEAKER_01: She's cheating on you?
4:22:25
SPEAKER_01: You're talking about a cheating whore on public airwaves?
4:22:29
SPEAKER_01: Can't do that.
4:22:31
SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
4:22:32
SPEAKER_01: How dangerous.
4:22:34
SPEAKER_01: Very dangerous.
4:22:36
SPEAKER_01: Now we've turned the godfathers of heavy metal into a ballet.
4:22:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:22:42
SPEAKER_01: And it's coming to America, to a theater near you.
4:22:46
SPEAKER_01: I cannot wait to never see it.
4:22:48
SPEAKER_01: I'm booking my trip to the Kennedy Center in May because I got to see Black Sabbath, the ballet.
4:22:55
SPEAKER_00: These old codgers need to retire.
4:22:57
SPEAKER_00: I mean, just retire.
4:23:00
SPEAKER_00: Tony Iommi should be retired.
4:23:03
SPEAKER_00: Just enjoy the fact that you created some great shit.
4:23:05
SPEAKER_00: He did.
4:23:07
SPEAKER_00: Some groundbreaking shit.
4:23:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:23:10
SPEAKER_00: Speaking of retirement, I gotta share this with you.
4:23:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you saw this story or not, but this is un-fucking-believable.
4:23:16
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:23:17
SPEAKER_00: Speaking of retirement, Herb Alpert going out on tour for his 90th birthday.
4:23:26
SPEAKER_00: Really?
4:23:29
SPEAKER_00: He'll be playing the Lincoln Center on his 90th birthday.
4:23:33
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
4:23:34
SPEAKER_00: 90th.
4:23:35
SPEAKER_01: He still can blow the horn, huh?
4:23:37
SPEAKER_00: Apparently so.
4:23:42
SPEAKER_00: Dude, this might be like the Pete Rose thing.
4:23:44
SPEAKER_00: He may not make it to that because that shows March 31st.
4:23:48
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
4:23:49
SPEAKER_00: The odds are decent that he doesn't live to that date.
4:23:52
SPEAKER_01: Five, what, it's almost six months away?
4:23:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:23:56
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:23:59
SPEAKER_00: 90 years old.
4:24:00
SPEAKER_00: Can he not retire?
4:24:03
SPEAKER_00: And look at this tour schedule.
4:24:04
SPEAKER_00: I'm not saying it's a ton, but he's playing a lot of shows.
4:24:07
SPEAKER_01: And they're back to back.
4:24:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:24:09
SPEAKER_01: I mean, he's not a singer, so there's that.
4:24:11
SPEAKER_01: February 11th, 12th, 13th.
4:24:14
SPEAKER_01: He gets a day off the 15th, 16th.
4:24:19
SPEAKER_01: Then he's got nine days off.
4:24:22
SPEAKER_01: Then he's got 25, 26, 28, 29, 31st.
4:24:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, he's going to be at the Goodyear Theater.
4:24:31
SPEAKER_00: Am I going to this?
4:24:33
SPEAKER_00: No.
4:24:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
4:24:34
SPEAKER_00: You're going to go to that.
4:24:38
SPEAKER_00: That's him, right?
4:24:39
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
4:24:43
SPEAKER_00: I mean, admittedly, it's better than a singer.
4:24:46
SPEAKER_00: But still, the man is 90.
4:24:51
SPEAKER_00: 90!
4:24:53
SPEAKER_00: There's got to be a cutoff.
4:24:55
SPEAKER_00: And it's got to be before 90, doesn't it?
4:24:57
SPEAKER_00: Is Frankie Valli opening for him?
4:24:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:25:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:25:04
SPEAKER_00: I mean, this could very well be piped in.
4:25:06
SPEAKER_00: I mean, we obviously do not know that, but do you think he can, he can blow a horn for an hour?
4:25:13
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, at 90 years old, your, your lung capacity is kind of diminished.
4:25:19
SPEAKER_01: I mean, can he, can he play a trumpet?
4:25:23
SPEAKER_00: You know,
4:25:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm looking to see if I can find anything in the last like five years or something
4:25:29
SPEAKER_00: of him playing.
4:25:33
SPEAKER_00: Last one I see is 1996.
4:25:36
SPEAKER_00: That's fucking 30 years ago.
4:25:39
SPEAKER_00: Herb Alpert Live, 2010s.
4:25:41
SPEAKER_00: Let's try the 2010s.
4:25:45
SPEAKER_00: Um, no.
4:25:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is one year ago.
4:25:55
SPEAKER_00: Let's see what this is.
4:25:55
SPEAKER_00: All right, let's try it.
4:25:59
SPEAKER_00: Let's see what he's got here.
4:26:00
SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
4:26:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, wrong button.
4:26:03
SPEAKER_00: Let me stop this screen and hit this screen.
4:26:09
SPEAKER_00: Share screen, Herb Alpert.
4:26:13
SPEAKER_00: Let's try this.
4:26:13
SPEAKER_00: Let's see what he's got.
4:26:14
SPEAKER_00: Is
4:26:27
SPEAKER_00: he even up there?
4:26:35
SPEAKER_00: This is a terrible video.
4:26:44
SPEAKER_00: We can't tell if he's there.
4:26:46
SPEAKER_01: Can you see him?
4:26:48
SPEAKER_01: He's probably behind that handrail.
4:26:49
SPEAKER_00: Behind his rail or whatever?
4:26:53
SPEAKER_00: Because he's skinny as a rail.
4:26:55
SPEAKER_00: Let's see if there's any other ones.
4:26:58
SPEAKER_00: There's 96.
4:27:00
SPEAKER_00: I would just like to find anything that's kind of current.
4:27:05
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
4:27:06
SPEAKER_00: Nine months.
4:27:08
SPEAKER_00: Where's that?
4:27:09
SPEAKER_01: Right there.
4:27:10
SPEAKER_01: Right here, yeah.
4:27:11
SPEAKER_01: Leslie, Herb Alpert, and Lonnie Hall.
4:27:14
SPEAKER_00: Lonnie Hall, who he's touring with in December.
4:27:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, there he is.
4:27:18
SPEAKER_00: Look at him.
4:27:18
SPEAKER_00: He's going.
4:27:19
SPEAKER_00: He's going for it.
4:27:20
SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
4:27:20
SPEAKER_00: He
4:27:27
SPEAKER_00: doesn't have his mouth on the horse.
4:27:31
SPEAKER_01: His mouth is not on the horn, the mouthpiece.
4:27:35
SPEAKER_01: You think he's faking this?
4:27:37
SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking it might be.
4:27:40
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't look like his mouth is on the mouthpiece.
4:27:45
SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
4:28:02
SPEAKER_00: I can't really tell.
4:28:04
SPEAKER_00: It sort of looks like it is, but it's not centered.
4:28:06
SPEAKER_01: No, it's not centered.
4:28:07
SPEAKER_01: It's like off to the side.
4:28:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:28:10
SPEAKER_00: It's like he's got a mouth full of chew or something.
4:28:16
SPEAKER_00: But what is my man doing?
4:28:18
SPEAKER_00: He's fucking 88 years old here.
4:28:19
SPEAKER_00: I mean, he looks healthy.
4:28:21
SPEAKER_00: I will give him that.
4:28:23
SPEAKER_00: He looks far better than Gordon Lightfoot did at the end.
4:28:26
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:28:28
SPEAKER_01: So here's the cultural, and you won't know that.
4:28:35
SPEAKER_01: Maybe you will.
4:28:36
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
4:28:36
SPEAKER_01: I don't know shit about Herb Alpert, so probably not.
4:28:39
SPEAKER_01: All right.
4:28:40
SPEAKER_01: Here's the thing.
4:28:41
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:28:43
SPEAKER_01: My sisters,
4:28:45
SPEAKER_01: who are a little bit older than me,
4:28:48
SPEAKER_01: they were hardcore fans of the soap opera General Hospital.
4:28:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, Luke and Laura and all that.
4:28:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:28:58
SPEAKER_01: So you do know.
4:28:59
SPEAKER_00: I know Luke and Laura, yeah.
4:29:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:29:03
SPEAKER_01: Herb Alpert, they played the song Rise.
4:29:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:29:09
SPEAKER_01: On General Hospital during a rape.
4:29:13
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:29:14
SPEAKER_01: And that became really synonymous about that song.
4:29:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:29:22
SPEAKER_01: Anybody who watched General Hospital in the late 70s,
4:29:27
SPEAKER_01: I think it was like 79 or something like that,
4:29:30
SPEAKER_01: maybe 80, was familiar whenever the song Rise played.
4:29:37
SPEAKER_01: Everybody related it to the whole General Hospital rape scene.
4:29:44
SPEAKER_00: Well, let's watch it.
4:29:48
SPEAKER_00: Let's have a little rape on this tonight.
4:29:52
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
4:30:01
SPEAKER_00: Where's everybody at?
4:30:04
SPEAKER_00: Give me that pussy.
4:30:08
SPEAKER_00: Is this the rape scene?
4:30:12
SPEAKER_00: It might be.
4:30:14
SPEAKER_00: I never watched it, but I was aware of it.
4:30:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think that's Luke, isn't it?
4:30:19
SPEAKER_00: He can't be the raper, is he?
4:30:21
SPEAKER_01: He's the, he's the doctor, Dr. Luke something, right?
4:30:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:30:26
SPEAKER_01: Something or other.
4:30:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:30:30
SPEAKER_00: Let's see if he fucking pushes her down and steals that pussy from her.
4:30:34
SPEAKER_01: Luke and Laura, right?
4:30:35
SPEAKER_00: Luke and Laura.
4:30:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:30:37
SPEAKER_00: Let's see if he gets some ass here.
4:30:49
SPEAKER_00: All right, let's get to it.
4:30:51
SPEAKER_00: Why
4:30:57
SPEAKER_00: don't you come on over here and suck my dick?
4:31:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
4:31:04
SPEAKER_00: You're looking sexy, honey.
4:31:06
SPEAKER_01: You're so pretty.
4:31:08
SPEAKER_01: You're so pretty.
4:31:10
SPEAKER_01: I know you were Bo's girl forever, but I've always
4:31:14
SPEAKER_00: had a thing for you.
4:31:17
SPEAKER_00: I'd love to watch the back of your head bouncing up and down on my cock.
4:31:21
SPEAKER_01: You shave that puss?
4:31:24
SPEAKER_01: Is that full bush?
4:31:26
SPEAKER_00: Let that tarantula loose.
4:31:32
SPEAKER_00: Let's see where this goes.
4:31:38
SPEAKER_00: Don't be shy.
4:31:39
SPEAKER_00: It's just a dick.
4:31:43
SPEAKER_00: You know you want my doctor dick.
4:31:48
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
4:31:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, honey.
4:31:57
SPEAKER_00: I don't think you understand.
4:32:00
SPEAKER_00: This dick's not gonna suck itself.
4:32:06
SPEAKER_00: But I'm scared of it.
4:32:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
4:32:12
SPEAKER_00: It's bigger than a thermometer.
4:32:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh!
4:32:20
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
4:32:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:32:25
SPEAKER_01: It's that long.
4:32:34
SPEAKER_01: Now she's smiling.
4:32:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
4:32:36
SPEAKER_01: She's like, really?
4:32:38
SPEAKER_00: Because it's that long.
4:32:45
SPEAKER_00: That'll stretch that cavity like no one has.
4:32:50
SPEAKER_01: She looks like she has a mouthful of dick right there.
4:32:52
SPEAKER_01: She's got the whole chipmunk cheeks going on there.
4:32:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:32:57
SPEAKER_00: Do I spit it or not?
4:32:58
SPEAKER_00: I can't tell.
4:33:02
SPEAKER_01: Herb Alford was proud at this point.
4:33:05
SPEAKER_00: I'll bet.
4:33:07
SPEAKER_00: Let's see some more of this.
4:33:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
4:33:15
SPEAKER_00: Why don't you get on your knees?
4:33:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
4:33:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh, he's putting his clothes on or is he taking them off?
4:33:27
SPEAKER_01: I guess he must have banged her already.
4:33:30
SPEAKER_00: Or he's taking them off to wash the clothes so there's no evidence?
4:33:33
SPEAKER_01: Well, apparently they must have banged it out.
4:33:36
SPEAKER_01: They probably edited out this scene.
4:33:39
SPEAKER_01: Because I think she was married to some, I think his name was Bo.
4:33:43
SPEAKER_01: I think his name was Bo or something.
4:33:45
SPEAKER_01: And she was married to him at the time or some shit.
4:33:47
SPEAKER_01: So she's like banging out this Luke guy.
4:33:51
SPEAKER_00: Doesn't seem like there's a rape, though.
4:33:54
SPEAKER_01: Again, I don't remember.
4:33:55
SPEAKER_01: This was so long ago.
4:33:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
4:33:57
SPEAKER_01: But I just remember that Rise was always synonymous with General Hospital.
4:34:04
SPEAKER_01: That's all I remember.
4:34:05
SPEAKER_01: It was so long ago.
4:34:06
SPEAKER_00: I want to see.
4:34:07
SPEAKER_00: Maybe now that he's done, he's going to grab her by the hair and push her down.
4:34:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, grab her by the pussy.
4:34:12
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
4:34:13
SPEAKER_00: Let's see where he goes.
4:34:20
SPEAKER_00: Alright, don't tell Laura.
4:34:25
SPEAKER_00: Thanks for the pussy.
4:34:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm gonna shoot you.
4:34:30
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna put lead in your mouth like you put a load in hers.
4:34:34
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm gonna do.
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SPEAKER_00: Is that Jack Wagner?
4:35:30
SPEAKER_01: It could have been.
4:35:32
SPEAKER_01: He was on that show, wasn't he?
4:35:34
SPEAKER_01: I think so.
4:35:35
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I never watched a show.
4:35:36
SPEAKER_01: My sisters were major fans.
4:35:39
SPEAKER_01: So it's like they couldn't miss an episode, you know?
4:35:42
SPEAKER_00: No.
4:35:43
SPEAKER_01: This was when soap operas were just like at the prime, you know?
4:35:47
SPEAKER_01: Just couldn't miss an episode.
4:35:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you had to.
4:35:50
SPEAKER_00: It was daily wonderful television.
4:35:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
4:35:53
SPEAKER_01: Either that was Jack Wagner or a blonde...
4:35:57
SPEAKER_01: David Hasselhoff.
4:35:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, could have been him too, the Hoffman.
4:35:59
SPEAKER_00: He was in there, wasn't he?
4:36:01
SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
4:36:02
SPEAKER_00: I think he was.
4:36:04
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
4:36:06
SPEAKER_00: All right, now don't tell him.
4:36:08
SPEAKER_00: You might shoot me.
4:36:09
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to kill that bitch.
4:36:44
SPEAKER_00: Look out!
4:36:48
Shoot him!
4:36:57
SPEAKER_00: Shoot him!
4:37:17
SPEAKER_00: What is wrong with this cuck faggot?
4:37:20
SPEAKER_00: Comes in with a gun and sits back behind
4:37:22
SPEAKER_00: and watches his fucking cum-filled
4:37:25
SPEAKER_01: girlfriend walk away with the other dude.
4:37:27
SPEAKER_01: I don't think she was involved with him, but I just did send you a new link, though.
4:37:31
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:37:32
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if this will shed any light on this nonsense,
4:37:36
SPEAKER_01: but Herb Alpert at 90 years old going out to celebrate a rape on General Hospital
4:37:44
SPEAKER_01: with his...
4:37:48
SPEAKER_01: But again,
4:37:50
SPEAKER_01: after a long career,
4:37:54
SPEAKER_01: that's all I remember about Herb Albert as far as his legacy was wrong.
4:38:04
SPEAKER_00: I really don't know shit about him.
4:38:07
SPEAKER_01: Well, he was very popular in the 60s.
4:38:10
SPEAKER_01: He came up in the 60s.
4:38:11
SPEAKER_01: Right.
4:38:15
SPEAKER_00: I know Biggie Smalls stole this song like almost completely.
4:38:19
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:38:23
SPEAKER_00: It just looks like it's the same song.
4:38:27
SPEAKER_00: If there was anything
4:38:28
SPEAKER_01: to it.
4:38:29
SPEAKER_01: It's just pictures.
4:38:31
SPEAKER_01: It just looks like there is.
4:38:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just pictures.
4:38:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it just said something about that, what was it?
4:38:42
SPEAKER_01: General Hospital decided to use Rise as the musical backdrop for the rape
4:38:47
SPEAKER_01: of Laura Weber by Luke Spencer.
4:38:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:38:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:38:52
SPEAKER_00: Tell me, tell me these guys didn't just completely steal this.
4:39:04
SPEAKER_00: Is it not the same
4:39:06
SPEAKER_02: song?
4:39:06
SPEAKER_02: It is.
4:39:07
SPEAKER_02: It's a, it's a, they, they sampled it.
4:39:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they sampled it.
4:39:10
SPEAKER_02: All right.
4:39:11
SPEAKER_02: It's the whole song.
4:39:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:39:35
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:39:35
SPEAKER_00: Well, there you go.
4:39:36
SPEAKER_00: Herb Alpert.
4:39:39
SPEAKER_00: When he's not laying soundtracks for rape, he's out there at 90 years old playing shows.
4:39:44
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:39:45
SPEAKER_01: Some people of certain age hear the 1979 instrumental rise by Herb Alpert and think back now.
4:39:54
SPEAKER_01: No further than the 1997 image of Notorious B.I.G.
4:39:59
SPEAKER_01: and Puffy on a yacht.
4:40:01
SPEAKER_01: But there's an entire generation of fans who,
4:40:05
SPEAKER_01: to this day,
4:40:05
SPEAKER_01: hear the song Baseline Strut and are instantly taken back to the critical scene on
4:40:12
SPEAKER_01: the soap opera General Hospital, a rape scene.
4:40:17
SPEAKER_01: On October 20th, 1979,
4:40:20
SPEAKER_01: Rise went to number one on the U.S.
4:40:22
SPEAKER_01: charts after it was used in a scene featuring Luke Spencer and Laura Weber,
4:40:27
SPEAKER_01: General Hospital Luke and Laura Lovebirds,
4:40:31
SPEAKER_01: whose immense popularity would explode beyond their own soap in the daytime dramas
4:40:38
SPEAKER_01: in general to become a cultural flashpoint.
4:40:42
SPEAKER_01: But the iconic characters played by Jeannie Francis and Anthony Geary weren't even
4:40:49
SPEAKER_01: a couple when Geary reportedly suggested rise to the show's music director
4:40:56
SPEAKER_01: for his pivotal scene with Francis.
4:40:59
SPEAKER_01: In the fact,
4:41:01
SPEAKER_01: Laura was still with Scotty Baldwin when Luke,
4:41:04
SPEAKER_01: after Laura rebuffed his declaration of love,
4:41:08
SPEAKER_01: Threw on the DJ's record player and raped Laura on the floor of the campus disco
4:41:14
SPEAKER_01: as Rise played in the background.
4:41:16
SPEAKER_00: I think this is it right here if you want to see it.
4:41:18
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
4:41:19
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:41:19
SPEAKER_00: Let's get some rape going here on the CMS.
4:41:21
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
4:41:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's really love, Luke.
4:41:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
4:41:26
SPEAKER_02: Yes, that's what it is.
4:41:28
SPEAKER_02: And it's like some kind of sickness inside me.
4:41:30
SPEAKER_02: It's eating me up.
4:41:31
SPEAKER_02: I can't concentrate on anything.
4:41:34
SPEAKER_02: And in my business, that's dangerous, baby.
4:41:36
SPEAKER_02: Baby.
4:41:38
SPEAKER_02: You got me between two worlds that don't mix.
4:41:45
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what you're talking about, but I think I do.
4:41:47
SPEAKER_00: Come here, whore.
4:41:49
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
4:41:50
SPEAKER_00: You can't understand it.
4:41:51
SPEAKER_00: Why can't you understand
4:41:52
SPEAKER_03: me, Laura?
4:41:53
SPEAKER_03: I know why.
4:41:55
SPEAKER_02: Because you have Scotty.
4:41:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
4:41:59
SPEAKER_02: Do you know what it does to me?
4:42:00
SPEAKER_02: To know that you're in his bed every night.
4:42:03
SPEAKER_02: Do you know that all I care about is holding you?
4:42:05
SPEAKER_02: I need you.
4:42:08
SPEAKER_00: Suck this dick.
4:42:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Laura.
4:42:09
SPEAKER_03: No.
4:42:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, bitch!
4:42:29
SPEAKER_02: I don't wanna be your friend, Laura.
4:42:31
SPEAKER_02: I don't wanna be your friend, and I can't have you.
4:42:34
SPEAKER_00: Here comes the song.
4:42:35
SPEAKER_02: Here comes.
4:42:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah!
4:43:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna die without holding
4:43:07
SPEAKER_02: you in my arms, just one.
4:43:11
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
4:43:12
SPEAKER_00: Come dance with me, whore.
4:43:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you will dance with me, you whore.
4:43:29
SPEAKER_00: Now fill your mouth with cum.
4:43:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we're still dancing, huh?
4:43:39
SPEAKER_01: I have to go now.
4:43:43
SPEAKER_00: I feel something hard in my backside.
4:43:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, baby.
4:43:53
SPEAKER_00: No.
4:43:53
SPEAKER_00: Luke, let me go.
4:43:55
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
4:43:56
SPEAKER_02: No.
4:43:57
SPEAKER_00: No.
4:43:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
4:44:00
SPEAKER_02: Luke, no!
4:44:04
SPEAKER_00: You're getting fucked right in the ass right now.
4:44:10
SPEAKER_00: Hello, Rape
4:44:24
SPEAKER_00: Hotline!
4:44:26
SPEAKER_01: This is fucking awful.
4:44:30
SPEAKER_01: This was what passed for entertainment.
4:44:33
SPEAKER_01: This was had people glued
4:44:35
SPEAKER_00: to the TV.
4:44:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, to see these fucking lights flickering.
4:44:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they had Mr. Rogers lights going on.
4:44:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no shit.
4:44:45
SPEAKER_01: And banging on the disco dance floor, Herb Alport playing in the background.
4:44:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the Mr. Rogers thing is just killing me.
4:44:55
SPEAKER_00: Won't you be my rapist?
4:45:01
SPEAKER_01: It was going off into Wonderland with the traffic lights blinking.
4:45:07
SPEAKER_01: Right.
4:45:13
SPEAKER_01: Mr. Charlie taking you for a ride.
4:45:15
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
4:45:16
SPEAKER_01: Only Luke has taken Laura for a ride at this point on the dance floor.
4:45:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, there's something pulling that train.
4:45:21
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it is, but...
4:45:27
SPEAKER_01: Again, this was not...
4:45:32
SPEAKER_01: This was not something that...
4:45:34
SPEAKER_01: You know, I was, I knew it existed and I, and this was all the talk.
4:45:40
SPEAKER_01: I don't know,
4:45:41
SPEAKER_01: you know, if, if,
4:45:42
SPEAKER_01: you know,
4:45:43
SPEAKER_01: girls in your class or anything were talking about this,
4:45:46
SPEAKER_01: but this was like all the talk.
4:45:48
SPEAKER_01: I was in like seventh grade or something at this point.
4:45:52
SPEAKER_01: General Hospital and Luke and Laura.
4:45:55
SPEAKER_01: And this, this was, you know, from what I remember anyway, right.
4:46:00
SPEAKER_01: This was as big as, um, Prince Charles and Diana's Wedding.
4:46:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
4:46:09
SPEAKER_00: I remember when they got married, it was that big.
4:46:12
SPEAKER_00: The Luke and Laura's Wedding.
4:46:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:46:15
SPEAKER_00: I remember that.
4:46:17
SPEAKER_01: It was so huge.
4:46:18
SPEAKER_01: And all I remember is when they were playing Rise,
4:46:24
SPEAKER_01: and I agree with this article that I was reading,
4:46:28
SPEAKER_01: that there's a whole generation,
4:46:30
SPEAKER_01: whenever they hear that song, that's what they remember.
4:46:34
SPEAKER_01: So they think of Herb Alpert as a rapist.
4:46:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, they remember the Herb Alpert song Rise being a part of general hospital rape scene.
4:46:44
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:46:46
SPEAKER_00: Now let's go back to the scene.
4:46:47
SPEAKER_00: I want to see if they show her with a dick in her mouth or not.
4:46:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm assuming not.
4:46:50
SPEAKER_00: I don't think that happens.
4:46:52
SPEAKER_00: You don't think so?
4:46:53
SPEAKER_00: No.
4:46:54
SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
4:46:54
SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
4:47:14
SPEAKER_00: What are you afraid of?
4:47:14
SPEAKER_00: It's just a dick.
4:47:17
SPEAKER_01: And here's the weird fucking thing.
4:47:19
SPEAKER_01: She ends up marrying this guy.
4:47:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
4:47:21
SPEAKER_00: Her rapist.
4:47:23
SPEAKER_00: That's an episode of SVU fucking 30 years later.
4:47:29
SPEAKER_01: I just need to wipe my dick off on your dress, Bill Clinton.
4:47:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just stick your tongue out.
4:47:35
SPEAKER_00: Let me clean this thing off.
4:47:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:47:36
SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
4:47:43
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
4:47:51
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
4:47:52
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
4:48:08
SPEAKER_00: Kill the priest.
4:48:09
SPEAKER_01: It's so fucking weird how our minds work.
4:48:14
SPEAKER_01: I know.
4:48:14
SPEAKER_01: He answers the phone.
4:48:15
SPEAKER_01: Kill that whore.
4:48:16
SPEAKER_01: Kill the whore.
4:48:17
SPEAKER_01: Because it's an operation mind crime.
4:48:21
SPEAKER_01: He didn't perform a rape.
4:48:23
SPEAKER_01: He just performed an operation mind crime.
4:48:25
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
4:48:31
SPEAKER_00: God damn.
4:48:35
SPEAKER_00: Y'all are getting your money's worth this week.
4:48:38
SPEAKER_00: All right, a little more of this.
4:48:50
SPEAKER_00: Oh, she ran away.
4:48:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, he picked it up, and it's still ringing.
4:49:00
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
4:49:02
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
4:49:02
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
4:49:08
SPEAKER_02: Hello.
4:49:09
SPEAKER_02: Is this the Campus Disco?
4:49:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
4:49:13
SPEAKER_02: Luke.
4:49:13
SPEAKER_00: Kill the priest.
4:49:14
SPEAKER_00: Kill the priest.
4:49:21
SPEAKER_02: I remember now.
4:49:28
SPEAKER_00: Fuego.
4:49:38
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
4:49:39
SPEAKER_00: God damn it.
4:49:40
SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
4:49:44
SPEAKER_00: Holy smokes.
4:49:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, man.
4:49:48
SPEAKER_01: So there you are.
4:49:49
SPEAKER_01: Just taking him back.
4:49:54
SPEAKER_00: That fucking Alex Van Halen.
4:49:58
SPEAKER_00: I know you're busy raping that chick, but Sammy Hagar's an asshole.
4:50:02
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:50:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my God.
4:50:08
SPEAKER_00: Woo, this went quickly off the rails.
4:50:13
SPEAKER_01: We just have this ability just to tie it all in.
4:50:16
SPEAKER_00: My God, my eyes are watering.
4:50:18
SPEAKER_00: That's just so funny.
4:50:20
SPEAKER_01: Well, God bless Herb Alpert for going out on his 90th birthday to go play some songs.
4:50:27
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
4:50:31
SPEAKER_01: Good luck, Herb.
4:50:32
SPEAKER_01: Hope it goes well for you.
4:50:33
SPEAKER_01: We went from...
4:50:37
SPEAKER_01: Black Sabbath, to Herb Alpert, to Queensryche, to General Hospital.
4:50:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, all in one segment.
4:50:45
SPEAKER_01: All in one segment.
4:50:46
SPEAKER_01: And it all ties in.
4:50:47
SPEAKER_01: It's like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
4:50:50
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
4:50:52
SPEAKER_01: How does that work?
4:50:53
SPEAKER_01: Six degrees of Jeff Tate.
4:50:54
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
4:50:56
SPEAKER_01: Jeff Tate influences their life greatly.
4:50:59
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
4:51:00
SPEAKER_01: Whether you know it or not.
4:51:05
SPEAKER_01: All right.
4:51:06
SPEAKER_01: All right.
4:51:06
SPEAKER_01: I think that's going to wrap up this segment.
4:51:08
SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
4:51:09
SPEAKER_00: I think that's enough.
4:51:10
SPEAKER_01: All right.
4:51:12
SPEAKER_01: All right.
4:51:13
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think I'll end this segment with some Operation Mindcrime.
4:51:17
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
4:51:17
SPEAKER_01: What else would you end up with?
4:51:19
SPEAKER_01: Perfect tie in here.
4:51:20
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
4:51:21
SPEAKER_01: All right.
4:51:21
SPEAKER_01: Here it is.
4:51:22
SPEAKER_01: It's Queensryche.
4:51:23
SPEAKER_01: Operation Mindcrime exclusively here.
4:51:26
SPEAKER_01: On your classic metal show.
4:51:40
SPEAKER_02: Hey everybody out there, this is Mili from Steelheart.
4:51:43
SPEAKER_02: You are watching CMS-TV.
4:51:46
SPEAKER_02: Love ya.
4:52:02
SPEAKER_01: It's Paradise Lost right here on your classic metal show.
4:52:05
SPEAKER_01: That one going up by request to Marcus out on the East Coast.
4:52:10
SPEAKER_01: And just before that,
4:52:11
SPEAKER_01: we heard Ace Frehley,
4:52:13
SPEAKER_01: Frehley's Comet with Rock Soldiers for Jackal and JoLynn Turner,
4:52:18
SPEAKER_01: Devil's Door for Skippy and Firehouse for Sal and Smith Cotsen for Demon.
4:52:25
SPEAKER_01: So I hope that gave you plenty of time to get some of your work done over there.
4:52:30
SPEAKER_00: It did.
4:52:31
SPEAKER_00: I got everything done that I needed to do.
4:52:37
SPEAKER_00: I was also communicating with somebody,
4:52:40
SPEAKER_00: I won't say who, because you and I, are you around tomorrow or no?
4:52:46
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
4:52:48
SPEAKER_00: You and I may be doing a mystery guest live tomorrow afternoon.
4:52:53
SPEAKER_00: All right, cool.
4:52:55
SPEAKER_00: So it's several mystery guests, actually.
4:52:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
4:52:59
SPEAKER_00: Very nice.
4:53:00
SPEAKER_00: Definite friends of the show,
4:53:01
SPEAKER_00: definitely famous, and definitely reaching out to me just kind of randomly.
4:53:06
SPEAKER_00: I was like, hey, can you do this tomorrow?
4:53:10
SPEAKER_00: We're doing something.
4:53:11
SPEAKER_00: We'd like to share it first on the CMS.
4:53:14
SPEAKER_00: Gene Simmons?
4:53:16
SPEAKER_00: How did you know?
4:53:17
SPEAKER_00: No guessing allowed.
4:53:26
SPEAKER_00: But it's something pretty cool.
4:53:27
SPEAKER_00: It just came to me out of the blue, and I was like, yeah, I think we could do that.
4:53:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm around all day.
4:53:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm thinking maybe like 5 o'clock Eastern, 4 o'clock your time.
4:53:39
SPEAKER_00: All right, that's fine.
4:53:40
SPEAKER_00: Because I've got to balance California time as well.
4:53:42
SPEAKER_00: There's your hint, California time.
4:53:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I get you.
4:53:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think that could be something.
4:53:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
4:53:49
SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
4:53:50
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:53:51
SPEAKER_00: Fair enough.
4:53:52
SPEAKER_00: What I'll say to the fans that are listening is watch the socials
4:53:56
SPEAKER_00: and certainly watch the locals because it will definitely be on locals.
4:54:01
SPEAKER_00: I ain't promising that it'll be anywhere else.
4:54:04
SPEAKER_00: In fact, it won't be anywhere else.
4:54:06
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to promise just the opposite.
4:54:07
SPEAKER_00: It's going to be on the locals.
4:54:09
SPEAKER_00: You want to watch it?
4:54:10
SPEAKER_00: You watch it on locals.
4:54:12
SPEAKER_00: Look at the locals, people.
4:54:13
SPEAKER_00: They're a fucking free bit.
4:54:15
SPEAKER_00: And let them ask questions to somebody of notable fame.
4:54:21
SPEAKER_00: Good enough?
4:54:23
SPEAKER_00: Works for me.
4:54:24
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:54:24
SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
4:54:26
SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
4:54:27
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:54:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, here we go.
4:54:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
4:54:31
SPEAKER_01: All right.
4:54:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, we are into the sponsored segment of the show.
4:54:35
SPEAKER_01: You just heard Chris talking about the Locals page.
4:54:37
SPEAKER_01: You can sponsor the Locals page through the CMS, through CMSP.
4:54:42
SPEAKER_01: Is that it?
4:54:45
SPEAKER_00: It is classicmetalshow.locals.com.
4:54:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
4:54:50
SPEAKER_00: That's where it is.
4:54:51
SPEAKER_00: Or you go to our website, CMSPN.com or CMS Metal Show or whatever.
4:54:57
SPEAKER_00: It's on all of them,
4:54:57
SPEAKER_00: but the easiest way is just go directly to the source,
4:55:00
SPEAKER_00: which is classicmetalshow.locals.com.
4:55:03
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:55:04
SPEAKER_01: Fair enough.
4:55:05
SPEAKER_01: So if you want to throw five bucks at the show and support the show and just pay
4:55:11
SPEAKER_01: a little tribute to what we do here every week for free.
4:55:16
SPEAKER_01: It goes to offset some of the costs that we incur to bring you to the show.
4:55:23
SPEAKER_01: And that's it.
4:55:24
SPEAKER_00: And again, if you're in there by tomorrow, odds are good.
4:55:27
SPEAKER_00: You can ask your question of a pretty famous musician or two.
4:55:32
SPEAKER_01: Or two.
4:55:33
SPEAKER_00: Well, for the interview that I'm talking to is three people.
4:55:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:55:40
SPEAKER_00: And two of which I know are famous musicians.
4:55:44
SPEAKER_00: One is famous, famous, like famous.
4:55:47
SPEAKER_00: Eddie Van Halen?
4:55:49
SPEAKER_00: How did you guess?
4:55:50
SPEAKER_00: Man, you're on it.
4:55:52
SPEAKER_00: And then one is at least CMS famous.
4:55:55
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:55:55
SPEAKER_00: And more than CMS famous.
4:55:57
SPEAKER_00: Right.
4:55:58
SPEAKER_00: We know that person more from CMS than that person's fame.
4:56:04
SPEAKER_00: So I'll put it that way.
4:56:06
SPEAKER_00: Tracy Guns?
4:56:07
SPEAKER_00: You know I would turn that down in a minute.
4:56:10
SPEAKER_00: I'd be like, fuck no.
4:56:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:56:16
SPEAKER_01: All right.
4:56:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, here we are.
4:56:18
SPEAKER_01: We're into the sponsored segment of the Classic Metal Show.
4:56:22
SPEAKER_01: So this is where we do some stuff that wouldn't necessarily be online friendly.
4:56:28
SPEAKER_01: And only you, the CMS local subscriber, get this on Wednesdays.
4:56:35
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
4:56:36
SPEAKER_00: That is correct.
4:56:38
SPEAKER_00: So let's start with something that I know YouTube frowns on.
4:56:42
SPEAKER_00: Let's start with drinking, shall we?
4:56:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh, drinking.
4:56:45
SPEAKER_01: Drinking.
4:56:46
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a cup?
4:56:47
SPEAKER_01: I happen to have a cocktail in my hand as we speak.
4:56:52
SPEAKER_01: You're having a cocktail?
4:56:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm having a cocktail in a red Solo cup.
4:56:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh, look at you.
4:57:00
SPEAKER_00: Well, I, sir, am going to have a cocktail as well.
4:57:04
SPEAKER_00: I am going to,
4:57:06
SPEAKER_00: for the first time,
4:57:07
SPEAKER_00: I am going to break open My brand new bottle of Skid Row 18 and Life Rum.
4:57:15
SPEAKER_01: It only took how long to get it?
4:57:18
SPEAKER_01: Was that like three weeks?
4:57:20
SPEAKER_01: Four weeks?
4:57:21
SPEAKER_01: I think it's been longer than that.
4:57:22
SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
4:57:23
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
4:57:23
SPEAKER_00: It's been a while.
4:57:24
SPEAKER_00: Six weeks
4:57:25
SPEAKER_01: to get that.
4:57:25
SPEAKER_00: It's been a while, but it finally arrived this week.
4:57:29
SPEAKER_00: And what a nice, it is a nice bottle.
4:57:31
SPEAKER_01: I will.
4:57:32
SPEAKER_00: Did you put that in the freezer?
4:57:33
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
4:57:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
4:57:35
SPEAKER_01: That's where I keep the Jack in the freezer.
4:57:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:57:37
SPEAKER_00: I keep it cold.
4:57:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
4:57:39
SPEAKER_00: But I'm going to, I'm going to, I got my little cup of ice here.
4:57:43
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:57:44
SPEAKER_00: And I'm going to,
4:57:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to have,
4:57:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to have the first taste of it live on the air if I can open this.
4:57:49
SPEAKER_00: All right.
4:57:50
SPEAKER_01: Very nice.
4:57:51
SPEAKER_01: Comes with kind of like a cork stopper.
4:57:53
SPEAKER_01: Is it the type of bottle it has?
4:57:58
SPEAKER_01: It's got a seal around it.
4:57:59
SPEAKER_01: You probably have to take the seal off and then pull the little cork stopper out.
4:58:03
SPEAKER_00: Let's see here.
4:58:05
SPEAKER_00: Let's see what we got here.
4:58:06
SPEAKER_00: I hope it ain't a cork.
4:58:08
SPEAKER_00: No, it's just a screw top.
4:58:09
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
4:58:10
SPEAKER_01: Looked like one of the ones that's got a little cork thing on it.
4:58:15
SPEAKER_00: No, it is a cork.
4:58:16
SPEAKER_00: You're right.
4:58:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:58:17
SPEAKER_01: See, I know my shit.
4:58:19
SPEAKER_00: There it is.
4:58:20
SPEAKER_01: Even made the cork sound.
4:58:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it smells like gasoline.
4:58:26
SPEAKER_01: Is that Jesse James stuff?
4:58:29
SPEAKER_01: Is that the white label?
4:58:31
SPEAKER_01: Jesse James brew?
4:58:32
SPEAKER_00: No.
4:58:32
SPEAKER_01: The bourbon whiskey?
4:58:34
SPEAKER_00: Whiskey.
4:58:35
SPEAKER_00: This is single origin, original premium rum, 18 years aged.
4:58:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's rum.
4:58:41
SPEAKER_01: It's not whiskey.
4:58:42
SPEAKER_00: No, it's rum.
4:58:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
4:58:43
SPEAKER_01: So we're going to mix in.
4:58:44
SPEAKER_01: Little Captain Morgan.
4:58:45
SPEAKER_01: Little Captain Morgan action.
4:58:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:58:47
SPEAKER_00: So we'll mix it up in here.
4:58:50
SPEAKER_00: Drinking it kind of raw.
4:58:53
SPEAKER_00: On the rocks, as they say.
4:58:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you might want to have to cut that with some Coke.
4:58:57
SPEAKER_01: Who knows?
4:58:58
SPEAKER_01: Nah.
4:59:00
SPEAKER_01: Nah.
4:59:00
SPEAKER_01: And that's a big glass.
4:59:03
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you don't typically drink a whole glass of that.
4:59:07
SPEAKER_01: I do.
4:59:08
SPEAKER_01: You usually take a little snifter of it.
4:59:11
SPEAKER_00: Who do you think you're talking to?
4:59:13
SPEAKER_00: I know, but holy shit.
4:59:14
SPEAKER_01: Sometimes overindulging just kind of like has some negative effects.
4:59:19
SPEAKER_00: Apparently, you don't remember all the months and years that I drank like crazy on the show.
4:59:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I know.
4:59:25
SPEAKER_00: Where I would drink this much in a setting.
4:59:27
SPEAKER_01: I didn't drink a whole bottle like that.
4:59:32
SPEAKER_00: Some nights I did.
4:59:33
SPEAKER_00: So vodka, I can understand.
4:59:35
SPEAKER_00: Vodka, yeah, it was vodka.
4:59:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm just going to sip on this.
4:59:39
SPEAKER_00: I mean, this is going to last an hour, not a minute.
4:59:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm not going to down it.
4:59:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's a big glass.
4:59:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is.
4:59:46
SPEAKER_01: Kind of reminds me of, remember, did you ever see the movie Horrible Bosses?
4:59:50
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
4:59:51
SPEAKER_01: With Jason Bateman going into the office with Kevin Spacey and he poured him this big old cup.
4:59:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:00:00
SPEAKER_01: He poured him a big glass of, I can't remember, it was like rum or something.
5:00:05
SPEAKER_01: He goes, do you have a drink?
5:00:07
SPEAKER_01: He goes, it's 8 o'clock in the morning.
5:00:09
SPEAKER_01: He goes, well, aren't you going to have one?
5:00:11
SPEAKER_01: He goes, what do you think?
5:00:12
SPEAKER_01: I drink at 8 o'clock in the morning?
5:00:14
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:00:15
SPEAKER_01: He sets the glass down.
5:00:16
SPEAKER_01: He goes, what are you doing?
5:00:17
SPEAKER_01: You're not just going to set that down.
5:00:19
SPEAKER_01: You don't expect me to pour that back in the bottle.
5:00:22
SPEAKER_01: Go ahead and have it.
5:00:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:00:24
SPEAKER_01: And he had to judge.
5:00:29
SPEAKER_00: Yep, I remember that.
5:00:30
SPEAKER_00: It's funny.
5:00:31
SPEAKER_00: It's 8 o'clock in the morning.
5:00:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, too bad.
5:00:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, have a drink.
5:00:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, as they say, right?
5:00:39
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
5:00:40
SPEAKER_01: Have a drink on me.
5:00:42
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
5:00:43
SPEAKER_01: All right, tell us the story about the Skid Row rum.
5:00:47
SPEAKER_01: Where does it come from?
5:00:48
SPEAKER_01: How did you get it?
5:00:49
SPEAKER_01: All that kind of good stuff.
5:00:50
SPEAKER_01: What was the story here?
5:00:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, I mean,
5:00:53
SPEAKER_00: the backstory is that was what I was allegedly interviewing Snake and Rachel for.
5:00:59
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
5:01:00
SPEAKER_00: Was the Skid Row rum.
5:01:02
SPEAKER_00: And the way it was supposed to go was that I was going to open it and drink it
5:01:08
SPEAKER_00: while chatting with them.
5:01:09
SPEAKER_01: Would you have poured a large glass like that?
5:01:11
SPEAKER_00: I absolutely would have.
5:01:13
SPEAKER_00: Of course I would have.
5:01:15
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
5:01:16
SPEAKER_00: All right, go ahead.
5:01:18
SPEAKER_00: But it didn't get here in time.
5:01:20
SPEAKER_00: It just did not get here in time.
5:01:22
SPEAKER_00: So I did the interview.
5:01:22
SPEAKER_00: I wasn't going to cancel the interview over the rum.
5:01:25
SPEAKER_01: Right, of course.
5:01:25
SPEAKER_01: And Eddie Trunk plagiarized your work.
5:01:29
SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's right.
5:01:30
SPEAKER_01: Took it for himself.
5:01:32
SPEAKER_01: He didn't get a bottle of rum.
5:01:34
SPEAKER_01: You did.
5:01:35
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
5:01:36
SPEAKER_00: I got a bottle.
5:01:36
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm sure he did.
5:01:37
SPEAKER_00: He's, he's gotta be friends with the Skid Row guys, right?
5:01:40
SPEAKER_00: You'd think so.
5:01:41
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure, I'm sure Eddie's the one that told him, maybe you guys should put out your own rum.
5:01:45
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:01:46
SPEAKER_01: I had the idea of putting out the rum.
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5:02:22
SPEAKER_00: We're watching these two guys gradually become drunk on live
5:02:25
SPEAKER_01: television.
5:02:26
SPEAKER_01: Getting soused on the air.
5:02:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, from one drink.
5:02:30
SPEAKER_01: You can see how cold my glass is.
5:02:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yours is in the freezer too, right?
5:02:36
SPEAKER_01: It was freezing.
5:02:40
SPEAKER_01: Live television.
5:02:42
SPEAKER_00: Well, it is on the TV if you're watching on like Rumble or Odyssey or whatever.
5:02:47
SPEAKER_00: You can watch on the TV or Wowza.
5:02:50
SPEAKER_00: It's on Wowza app as well.
5:02:52
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:02:53
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:02:53
SPEAKER_01: So what's the protocol here, Mr. Akin?
5:02:56
SPEAKER_01: Are you just going to take a sip of that?
5:02:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm going to give it a little taste.
5:03:02
SPEAKER_00: It is 45% alcohol by volume, 18-year aged rum.
5:03:06
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
5:03:10
SPEAKER_01: So basically,
5:03:12
SPEAKER_01: they made this long before Skid Row even had the thought
5:03:16
SPEAKER_01: of putting out their own rum,
5:03:17
SPEAKER_01: and then they said, well, we're just going to slap our name on a bottle.
5:03:20
SPEAKER_00: No, they did not, actually.
5:03:22
SPEAKER_00: As you'll hear in the interview with Rachel and Snake,
5:03:26
SPEAKER_00: they talked quite a bit about how they had to taste test it,
5:03:29
SPEAKER_00: and they turned down several before they decided on the one that they all agreed
5:03:35
SPEAKER_00: upon.
5:03:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:03:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, it's still what I just said.
5:03:41
SPEAKER_01: This was created and aged in a barrel long before they had the idea.
5:03:48
SPEAKER_01: Correct.
5:03:48
SPEAKER_01: And then they picked one and they said, well, let's slap our name on this.
5:03:51
SPEAKER_00: Well, but they would not like you saying that they just slapped their name on it.
5:03:55
SPEAKER_00: But that's the truth, though.
5:03:56
SPEAKER_00: It's not like they had any.
5:03:58
SPEAKER_01: No, they didn't have this idea 18 years ago.
5:04:01
SPEAKER_01: They didn't have any input on the aging group.
5:04:04
SPEAKER_01: And they are making it much like Jeff Tate did with his Insania wine.
5:04:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, correct.
5:04:10
SPEAKER_01: You know,
5:04:10
SPEAKER_01: Jeff Tate,
5:04:11
SPEAKER_01: according to him,
5:04:12
SPEAKER_01: he had hands-on,
5:04:16
SPEAKER_01: you know,
5:04:17
SPEAKER_01: input on the fruits and things that they used in the wine and,
5:04:22
SPEAKER_01: you know, the mixture and the aging and the bottling.
5:04:28
SPEAKER_01: And from start to finish, according to Jeff, he was hands-on.
5:04:32
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
5:04:33
SPEAKER_00: Well, everything except for the aging,
5:04:35
SPEAKER_00: according to Rachel and Snake,
5:04:37
SPEAKER_00: they were hands-on, including the bottle and the label and everything else.
5:04:40
SPEAKER_00: The bottle and the label, Jesus Christ.
5:04:42
SPEAKER_00: But the 18-year part is to coincide with 18 in life.
5:04:46
SPEAKER_00: That's what I was told.
5:04:48
SPEAKER_00: I get it.
5:04:49
SPEAKER_01: I get the marketing of that.
5:04:51
SPEAKER_00: That's what I was told.
5:04:52
SPEAKER_01: So here it is.
5:04:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, aside from Skid Row, who else puts their label on that bottle, on that rum?
5:05:01
SPEAKER_01: Nobody, I don't think.
5:05:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, how do you know?
5:05:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, I don't know.
5:05:06
SPEAKER_01: What I'm trying to get at is who else markets this rum under their name?
5:05:12
SPEAKER_01: Not under the Skid Row name, but under, say, like...
5:05:16
SPEAKER_00: XYZ Rum Company
5:05:17
SPEAKER_01: or whatever?
5:05:18
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
5:05:19
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
5:05:20
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it doesn't...
5:05:21
SPEAKER_00: It's the same stuff that Skid Row is putting out.
5:05:23
SPEAKER_00: I feel ripped off.
5:05:25
SPEAKER_00: Well, if they're doing it, it's a very white-label product because there's no...
5:05:31
SPEAKER_00: No other.
5:05:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, here it is.
5:05:32
SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
5:05:33
SPEAKER_00: 18 in life, brandsforfans.com.
5:05:39
SPEAKER_00: Well, let's look that up.
5:05:41
Okay.
5:05:42
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:05:43
SPEAKER_00: You're taking me down a path.
5:05:45
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's an interesting discussion.
5:05:47
SPEAKER_00: It's, you know, that's fine.
5:05:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, again, I know you're a big fan of David Ellefson and his coffee.
5:05:54
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
5:05:55
SPEAKER_01: How much input does David have in the coffee process,
5:05:59
SPEAKER_01: the baking of the beans and the harvesting and the,
5:06:03
SPEAKER_01: you know, whether it's dark roast or light roast and the quality of the beans?
5:06:11
SPEAKER_01: Does he have Juan Valdez working for him personally and inspecting every bean that he eats?
5:06:16
SPEAKER_01: What's the deal?
5:06:18
SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
5:06:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't think he does that,
5:06:21
SPEAKER_00: but you might be onto something here because I looked it up and sure as shit,
5:06:29
SPEAKER_00: there is 15 different bands.
5:06:33
SPEAKER_01: I didn't.
5:06:35
SPEAKER_01: That was kind of how I was looking at that.
5:06:37
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, okay, so you were able to just slap your brand on this.
5:06:41
SPEAKER_01: Let's see.
5:06:45
SPEAKER_00: Here's the Skid Row Spirits.
5:06:48
SPEAKER_00: And they have, this is the one I have.
5:06:53
SPEAKER_00: They have a vodka.
5:06:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:06:57
SPEAKER_00: I'm pretty impressed.
5:06:57
SPEAKER_00: They sent me a fucking $90 bottle of rum.
5:07:02
SPEAKER_00: That's pretty nice.
5:07:05
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, I don't know.
5:07:08
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if the, let's see if the Motorhead rum.
5:07:12
SPEAKER_00: Do they have a rum?
5:07:14
SPEAKER_00: They have a premium dark rum.
5:07:16
SPEAKER_01: They do.
5:07:18
SPEAKER_00: It's cheaper.
5:07:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's probably Captain Morgan.
5:07:22
SPEAKER_00: So if it's the same shit, buy the Motorhead.
5:07:24
SPEAKER_00: It's cheaper.
5:07:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I guess all the bands, Ozzy, Def Leppard.
5:07:34
SPEAKER_00: It's Def Leppard talking.
5:07:36
SPEAKER_00: Def Leppard Rocket Vodka.
5:07:40
SPEAKER_00: Def Leppard Animal.
5:07:41
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to drink some of that animal.
5:07:45
SPEAKER_00: Let's get that rocket
5:07:46
SPEAKER_01: in you.
5:07:47
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:07:48
SPEAKER_01: I'll throw the K in there for collection.
5:07:52
SPEAKER_01: Notice that.
5:07:52
SPEAKER_01: Of course, because that's cool.
5:07:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's K for cool.
5:07:57
SPEAKER_01: That is.
5:07:58
SPEAKER_00: Look, Hammerfall Vodka.
5:07:59
SPEAKER_00: Look at that.
5:08:02
SPEAKER_00: Throats on fire, throats on fire.
5:08:04
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
5:08:05
SPEAKER_00: They got the shield up there.
5:08:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they do.
5:08:08
SPEAKER_00: It's Hammerfall.
5:08:12
SPEAKER_01: All right, enough about the marketing.
5:08:14
SPEAKER_01: Let's get this a taste test.
5:08:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's give it a shot here.
5:08:18
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:08:24
SPEAKER_00: Not bad.
5:08:28
SPEAKER_00: It tastes pretty good for rum.
5:08:34
SPEAKER_00: I'm not the hugest rum drinker in the world, but that's not bad.
5:08:38
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I like rum.
5:08:39
SPEAKER_00: Don't get me wrong.
5:08:42
SPEAKER_00: It's not bitter like Captain Morgan.
5:08:46
SPEAKER_00: It just kind of burns your tongue.
5:08:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's got a spice in it, though.
5:08:49
SPEAKER_01: Captain Morgan is like a spicier rum.
5:08:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that goes down pretty smooth, actually.
5:08:56
SPEAKER_00: That's not bad.
5:08:57
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:08:58
SPEAKER_00: Good for Skid Row.
5:09:01
SPEAKER_00: Or Hammerfall or Motorhead or whoever else is using it.
5:09:04
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the whole thing.
5:09:07
SPEAKER_01: It's just like, I guess if the fans...
5:09:11
SPEAKER_01: They just buy it for the label, I would imagine.
5:09:18
SPEAKER_01: I don't imagine any Skid Row fan is saying,
5:09:22
SPEAKER_01: oh, you got to have the Skid Row rum because it's the best rum.
5:09:26
SPEAKER_01: They probably get it to put it on their shelf,
5:09:29
SPEAKER_01: kind of like I do with the bottles that you see up over my head.
5:09:34
SPEAKER_01: They're not going to get opened.
5:09:36
SPEAKER_01: They're just a centerpiece, just something to show off.
5:09:40
SPEAKER_00: What does that mean?
5:09:42
SPEAKER_01: A Mouly drink.
5:09:44
SPEAKER_01: He's spelling Mouly, M-U-L-L-Y.
5:09:47
SPEAKER_00: I figured Sal knows everything about being an alcoholic.
5:09:49
SPEAKER_01: Maybe it was a term I didn't know.
5:09:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, he's not drinking Hennessy, Sal.
5:09:55
SPEAKER_01: No, Hennessy, come on.
5:09:57
SPEAKER_01: That's a Mouly drink.
5:10:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, come on, man.
5:10:03
SPEAKER_00: I'm not throwing back the Beefeater gin here.
5:10:08
SPEAKER_02: Mouly.
5:10:10
SPEAKER_01: A molly drink.
5:10:13
SPEAKER_01: No, that is not the drink of the moulinon.
5:10:18
SPEAKER_00: Not a bad drink.
5:10:21
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:10:22
SPEAKER_01: Are you starting to feel warm yet?
5:10:24
SPEAKER_01: Nah.
5:10:25
SPEAKER_01: Not yet?
5:10:27
SPEAKER_01: Nah.
5:10:27
SPEAKER_01: Usually when you hit that first drink or two, your insides start to get a little warm.
5:10:33
SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
5:10:34
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:10:35
SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'm more of an alcoholic than you thought.
5:10:39
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:10:41
SPEAKER_01: It starts to absorb and you start to get a little warm.
5:10:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:10:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm sure.
5:10:46
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure by the time, I mean, I haven't drank much of it.
5:10:48
SPEAKER_00: Right, of course.
5:10:49
SPEAKER_00: By the time I get to the bottom of this, I'll be like, yeah.
5:10:54
SPEAKER_00: Can we end the show early?
5:10:57
SPEAKER_00: Dude, it's one o'clock.
5:10:58
SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
5:10:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm tired.
5:11:00
SPEAKER_01: I need to take a rest.
5:11:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I got to go to sleep.
5:11:03
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:11:05
SPEAKER_01: Are you going to share some of your Skid Row 18 in life with the naked chicks on
5:11:11
SPEAKER_01: the poles in the background there?
5:11:13
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
5:11:14
SPEAKER_00: Ordering them up now, but they got to do them in shots.
5:11:16
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:11:16
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
5:11:17
SPEAKER_00: Triple shots.
5:11:19
SPEAKER_00: Three each.
5:11:20
SPEAKER_00: Nine shots.
5:11:21
SPEAKER_00: Get them fucked up so I can take advantage of them.
5:11:24
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
5:11:25
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:11:27
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:11:27
SPEAKER_01: Well, why don't you show the bottle once again?
5:11:29
SPEAKER_01: Just let the fans know that it's out there and you got a free one.
5:11:35
SPEAKER_00: There it is.
5:11:36
SPEAKER_01: 18 in life.
5:11:38
SPEAKER_00: 18 in life.
5:11:40
SPEAKER_00: Vodka rum.
5:11:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:11:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:11:43
SPEAKER_00: Nice of them.
5:11:43
SPEAKER_00: I do want to thank them for sending it to me.
5:11:46
SPEAKER_00: What's funny is I did not expect the big bottle.
5:11:50
SPEAKER_00: I, I, when I,
5:11:51
SPEAKER_00: when I was originally asked if I would do this,
5:11:54
SPEAKER_00: I, I thought I was told I was getting like the airplane version.
5:11:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
5:11:59
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, the little,
5:12:00
SPEAKER_01: the little tester bottle.
5:12:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:12:02
SPEAKER_01: That I would open and put in a cup and the one shot bottle.
5:12:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:12:06
SPEAKER_00: And that would be the taste test because that was kind of what we were talking
5:12:09
SPEAKER_00: about was the taste test.
5:12:11
SPEAKER_00: And then I get this big ass bottle delivered to me.
5:12:13
SPEAKER_00: So I was like, all right, great.
5:12:16
SPEAKER_00: I'm sure next time I have a party,
5:12:18
SPEAKER_00: John and AJ will drink the whole fucking bottle, especially AJ.
5:12:20
SPEAKER_00: That'll be gone in 10 minutes.
5:12:23
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
5:12:24
SPEAKER_00: Every time AJ comes over here, if I have rum, he drinks all of it.
5:12:27
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:12:29
SPEAKER_01: So it will go if AJ shows up.
5:12:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, I can't say that I'm a rum guy.
5:12:33
SPEAKER_00: I used to drink rum a lot.
5:12:36
SPEAKER_00: When I was in Korea, I used to drink rum all the time.
5:12:39
SPEAKER_00: They had this Captain Morgan knockoff called Captain Q.
5:12:44
SPEAKER_01: Is that like the Mr. Pibb
5:12:47
SPEAKER_00: of rum?
5:12:49
SPEAKER_00: Dude, it was in the same bottle and everything.
5:12:52
SPEAKER_00: It literally was the same bottle, but it didn't have the pirate on it.
5:12:55
SPEAKER_00: It had like a different pirate, and he wasn't stepping on something.
5:12:58
SPEAKER_00: He was just standing there.
5:13:00
SPEAKER_00: And it was Captain Q.
5:13:02
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:13:03
SPEAKER_00: And I used to drink... See, in the Army at that point, you were...
5:13:10
SPEAKER_00: You were only allowed to buy four units of alcohol on base.
5:13:15
SPEAKER_00: So you could buy four cases of beer or four fifths
5:13:22
SPEAKER_00: of liquor or any combination of such.
5:13:25
SPEAKER_00: So you could buy like two cases and two bottles or whatever.
5:13:29
SPEAKER_00: And then you had what they called a ration card.
5:13:32
SPEAKER_00: And then if you went over,
5:13:34
SPEAKER_00: then your first sergeant would get notified that you went over on the ration card.
5:13:39
SPEAKER_01: You're becoming an alky.
5:13:41
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
5:13:41
SPEAKER_00: And I was there 26 months, I believe, or 27 months, and I went over on it like 19 times.
5:13:50
SPEAKER_01: I went over every time because I was always- There was no consequence for that
5:13:54
SPEAKER_01: because how do you go over that 19 times?
5:13:58
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to tell you how.
5:14:00
SPEAKER_00: General's driver.
5:14:01
SPEAKER_00: That's my point.
5:14:02
SPEAKER_01: Nobody fucked with me.
5:14:03
SPEAKER_01: There was no consequence for that.
5:14:05
SPEAKER_01: It's like, I'm enjoying me some spirits.
5:14:10
SPEAKER_00: But they did.
5:14:11
SPEAKER_00: They definitely did bring me into the office once a month,
5:14:15
SPEAKER_00: go, God damn it, Aiken, you went over your limit again on the rations.
5:14:19
SPEAKER_00: And I'd be like, okay, I won't do that again.
5:14:21
SPEAKER_01: And you said, how do you expect me to entertain my Korean followers?
5:14:27
SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's right.
5:14:29
SPEAKER_00: So what I ended up doing, though,
5:14:31
SPEAKER_00: was I ended up buying either Soju or Captain Q off base,
5:14:36
SPEAKER_00: you know, so that I wouldn't go as far.
5:14:38
SPEAKER_00: Because there was one month I went over, like, again, we were allowed four in one month.
5:14:42
SPEAKER_00: I bought like 12.
5:14:43
SPEAKER_00: I just knew it was over.
5:14:44
SPEAKER_00: I just didn't care.
5:14:45
SPEAKER_00: I was like, what are you really going to do?
5:14:47
SPEAKER_00: Make me go cut grass because I'm partying?
5:14:49
SPEAKER_00: I was like, fine, I'll go cut fucking grass.
5:14:51
SPEAKER_00: I want to have a good party.
5:14:53
SPEAKER_00: So I did.
5:14:54
SPEAKER_00: You know, I just didn't give a fuck.
5:14:57
SPEAKER_00: But...
5:14:59
SPEAKER_00: But once I started giving a fuck,
5:15:01
SPEAKER_00: then it was like, well,
5:15:03
SPEAKER_00: I'll buy four,
5:15:04
SPEAKER_00: five, six things at the package store, but I'll buy the rest of it off base.
5:15:08
SPEAKER_00: So I was buying a lot of Captain Q and a lot of soju.
5:15:12
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I remember one time,
5:15:14
SPEAKER_00: this is so stupid, such a dumb story, but we would get these surprise inspections.
5:15:21
SPEAKER_00: You've seen this in military movies and whatnot where...
5:15:24
SPEAKER_00: They come through and they look in your room and make sure your clothes are folded
5:15:29
SPEAKER_00: and your socks are rolled and your uniforms are pressed.
5:15:32
SPEAKER_01: You know, all that bullshit.
5:15:33
SPEAKER_01: And they discovered a jelly donut in your foot locker and needed it in front of
5:15:37
SPEAKER_01: the rest of the platoon.
5:15:38
SPEAKER_00: No, that did not happen.
5:15:40
SPEAKER_00: But I'll tell you what they did discover, which was not any better.
5:15:44
SPEAKER_00: They came in once on one of these inspections and opened my refrigerator
5:15:48
SPEAKER_00: because they would open it to see if it was clean or not.
5:15:52
SPEAKER_00: It was full.
5:15:54
SPEAKER_00: Top to bottom of booze.
5:15:57
SPEAKER_00: No food in it.
5:15:58
SPEAKER_00: None.
5:15:59
SPEAKER_00: Just like three or four cases of soju and
5:16:06
SPEAKER_00: any kind of other alcohol and beer
5:16:08
SPEAKER_00: and just nothing but booze.
5:16:11
SPEAKER_00: And they were like, what the fuck is going on with you?
5:16:14
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I'm just having fun, man.
5:16:18
SPEAKER_00: My room is where the party starts.
5:16:20
SPEAKER_00: And that was kind of what it was,
5:16:22
SPEAKER_00: was On a Friday night or so,
5:16:24
SPEAKER_00: I was the only one that had a stereo and a TV in the barracks.
5:16:30
SPEAKER_00: And I was barely ever in the barracks.
5:16:31
SPEAKER_00: I lived off base, but I had a room in the barracks.
5:16:35
SPEAKER_00: But on Friday nights, everybody would pile into my room.
5:16:38
SPEAKER_00: And I always got back to the barracks later than everybody else.
5:16:42
SPEAKER_00: Like everybody got off work at 5 o'clock and they were back in the barracks at 5.30
5:16:47
SPEAKER_00: and they'd start partying on a Friday.
5:16:49
SPEAKER_00: But I was driving the general,
5:16:51
SPEAKER_00: and most times I'd get home,
5:16:53
SPEAKER_00: by the time I dropped him off and whatnot,
5:16:54
SPEAKER_00: I'd get back to the barracks around 7, 7.30.
5:17:00
SPEAKER_00: By then, they're already watching porno on my VCR, and my stereo's blasting, and it got loud.
5:17:08
SPEAKER_00: And it was always fun.
5:17:11
SPEAKER_00: My room literally was where the party started.
5:17:13
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:17:16
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, it was just always funny to see that that always happened in my room.
5:17:21
SPEAKER_00: But I kept it well stocked.
5:17:23
SPEAKER_00: But I kept my room stocked for it so that people would just come in the room
5:17:27
SPEAKER_00: and everybody was comfortable to just go to the fridge and grab a bottle of soju
5:17:30
SPEAKER_00: or whatever.
5:17:31
SPEAKER_00: You were like the green room in the army.
5:17:33
SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
5:17:37
SPEAKER_01: I sent you an email.
5:17:39
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:17:40
SPEAKER_01: Since we're on this subject, this is...
5:17:43
SPEAKER_01: This is compliments of my nephew, by the way.
5:17:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
5:17:48
SPEAKER_00: You sent it?
5:17:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:17:51
SPEAKER_00: Didn't get it yet.
5:17:53
SPEAKER_01: No?
5:17:54
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
5:17:58
SPEAKER_01: No, I didn't get it.
5:18:00
SPEAKER_01: No, you can't do the text thing.
5:18:04
SPEAKER_01: He sent a photo here, so check this real quick.
5:18:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh, maybe it just hasn't got here yet, then.
5:18:14
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:18:16
SPEAKER_01: He was listening to the.
5:18:17
SPEAKER_00: I got it now.
5:18:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, did you?
5:18:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:18:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh, there it is.
5:18:22
SPEAKER_00: Look.
5:18:24
SPEAKER_01: He found that for you right away.
5:18:28
SPEAKER_00: Sure as shit.
5:18:28
SPEAKER_00: That is what I used to drink.
5:18:30
SPEAKER_00: The Captain Q.
5:18:34
SPEAKER_00: God, I haven't seen that.
5:18:37
SPEAKER_00: There you go.
5:18:37
SPEAKER_00: Captain Q.
5:18:41
SPEAKER_00: Although ours had a different bottle than that.
5:18:43
SPEAKER_00: The one that I used to drink had a different bottle than that.
5:18:47
SPEAKER_00: But it's the same label.
5:18:49
SPEAKER_00: We had the bottle that was kind of, I don't know, triangular or whatever, like Captain Morgan's.
5:18:55
SPEAKER_00: That bottle looks like a milk jug.
5:19:00
SPEAKER_01: Is that some Korean writing on that?
5:19:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it says Captain Q on it.
5:19:04
SPEAKER_01: Is that what that is?
5:19:05
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
5:19:05
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:19:07
SPEAKER_00: And the bottom here...
5:19:11
SPEAKER_00: It's been a while, but it says something about...
5:19:13
SPEAKER_00: Extra mature.
5:19:15
SPEAKER_00: I don't think that's what this says, though.
5:19:17
SPEAKER_00: I think this says something about...
5:19:18
SPEAKER_00: Extra mature.
5:19:20
SPEAKER_00: This says Captain Q. I know that.
5:19:23
SPEAKER_00: This down here, I think it says like aged rum or some kind of rum.
5:19:29
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what it says exactly.
5:19:32
SPEAKER_00: It's been a minute since I've read Korean, so... Yeah, Fuego hit that right on the head.
5:19:40
SPEAKER_00: Headache in a bottle.
5:19:41
SPEAKER_00: Amen.
5:19:44
SPEAKER_01: Didn't the police have a song called that?
5:19:47
SPEAKER_00: Headache in a bottle.
5:19:53
SPEAKER_00: What is this?
5:19:57
SPEAKER_00: I love you, Sal.
5:19:58
SPEAKER_00: I really don't hate you no matter what you think.
5:20:01
SPEAKER_00: Everything is political.
5:20:03
SPEAKER_00: We are talking nothing about politics.
5:20:06
SPEAKER_00: Why in the fuck are you bringing up politics?
5:20:09
SPEAKER_01: Tiananmen Square.
5:20:11
SPEAKER_01: Is not in Korea.
5:20:12
SPEAKER_01: I know, but it's over in Asia, so that's all.
5:20:16
SPEAKER_00: In that case.
5:20:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, when he was in the National Guard, he wasn't in the Army.
5:20:20
SPEAKER_01: Jeez, oh man.
5:20:21
SPEAKER_01: Saddle down, Sal.
5:20:22
SPEAKER_01: It's like, it's over, Sal.
5:20:24
SPEAKER_00: It's over!
5:20:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:20:26
SPEAKER_00: Sal, did you ever do something in America that did not involve politics?
5:20:29
SPEAKER_00: Ever?
5:20:30
SPEAKER_00: Ever.
5:20:31
SPEAKER_01: Go out and enjoy some pussy, Sal.
5:20:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no kidding.
5:20:33
SPEAKER_01: Go find some non-liberal pussy and go enjoy that.
5:20:37
SPEAKER_00: Even that.
5:20:38
SPEAKER_00: Or bang some liberal pussy and grudge fuck Trump into her asshole.
5:20:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, don't play your hand early.
5:20:46
SPEAKER_01: Just say, yeah, I'm down with the libs.
5:20:48
SPEAKER_01: Go bang her out and go, ha, ha, ha, ha.
5:20:51
SPEAKER_00: I just got filled with Trump jizz.
5:20:54
SPEAKER_00: Right when you come in her face,
5:20:56
SPEAKER_00: then reach under the bed and pull you out your fucking MAGA hat and put it on.
5:20:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, MAGA hat, yeah.
5:21:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, put it on and say, ha ha, you just got the red wave of jizz in your face.
5:21:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I just grudge fucked you for being a liberal punt.
5:21:10
SPEAKER_00: How about that?
5:21:11
SPEAKER_00: How about that?
5:21:14
SPEAKER_00: Then you can have a good story to tell on the show, Sal.
5:21:16
SPEAKER_00: Jeez, oh man.
5:21:19
SPEAKER_00: Tampon Tim.
5:21:20
SPEAKER_00: What is this, last week?
5:21:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was yesterday's news.
5:21:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're not talking about those fucking drips anymore.
5:21:26
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:21:28
SPEAKER_00: Easy.
5:21:28
SPEAKER_00: I like the Captain Cuba.
5:21:30
SPEAKER_00: I haven't seen that in forever.
5:21:32
SPEAKER_01: I thought you might enjoy that.
5:21:33
SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
5:21:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, my nephew is always quick on the pulse.
5:21:39
SPEAKER_00: Well, thank you, James.
5:21:41
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, James.
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SPEAKER_00: I had to think of his name.
5:22:15
SPEAKER_00: I didn't want to say thank you, nephew.
5:22:17
SPEAKER_00: I sound like a total dick.
5:22:18
SPEAKER_00: The guy's only sent me like $300 worth of fucking toys and shit,
5:22:22
SPEAKER_00: and I'm like, hello, Neely Nephew.
5:22:25
SPEAKER_01: Sounded like a douche.
5:22:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, whatever your name is.
5:22:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, hey, you.
5:22:29
SPEAKER_01: You're like dismissive like Gene was of Eddie Trunk.
5:22:33
SPEAKER_00: Hey, you.
5:22:34
SPEAKER_00: Hey, guy.
5:22:36
SPEAKER_01: It was so good to see you.
5:22:37
SPEAKER_01: Hey, friend.
5:22:45
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:22:45
SPEAKER_00: Well, moving along, what else do you have in this paid segment?
5:22:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, let's get to some.
5:22:51
SPEAKER_00: We were talking earlier about dating.
5:22:55
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
5:22:56
SPEAKER_00: And did you know that you're going to be surprised by this?
5:23:03
SPEAKER_00: There is a new way for cheaters to cheat.
5:23:08
SPEAKER_00: Are you aware of this?
5:23:09
SPEAKER_01: Is there a new way?
5:23:10
SPEAKER_01: It's
5:23:11
SPEAKER_00: a new way.
5:23:12
SPEAKER_01: I mean, cheaters will cheat regardless.
5:23:14
SPEAKER_01: And I don't know.
5:23:16
SPEAKER_01: Is there anything really new under the sun aside from news technology?
5:23:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what this is.
5:23:24
SPEAKER_01: It's new technology.
5:23:26
SPEAKER_01: Because, you know, there's typically nothing new under the sun.
5:23:32
SPEAKER_01: It's sort of adopting something that has already existed, but just putting a new twist on it.
5:23:38
SPEAKER_00: And that's just what
5:23:38
SPEAKER_01: this is.
5:23:39
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:23:40
SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what you're talking about, but I've been around long.
5:23:43
SPEAKER_01: I've been around long enough because I'm a fucking old man.
5:23:46
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
5:23:47
SPEAKER_01: I've been there, done that.
5:23:49
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
5:23:50
SPEAKER_00: Nothing new under the sun.
5:23:52
SPEAKER_00: Nope.
5:23:53
SPEAKER_00: Well, I read this and I was like, that's interesting.
5:24:00
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, I'll set this up.
5:24:03
SPEAKER_00: One of the biggest problems that cheaters have in today's world is they get caught
5:24:11
SPEAKER_00: because they use their technology to get caught.
5:24:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
5:24:15
SPEAKER_01: And it's just that people live,
5:24:20
SPEAKER_01: and this goes back to the first segment,
5:24:22
SPEAKER_01: they live their lives via the interwebs,
5:24:26
SPEAKER_01: whether it's social media or using their texting or their phones or their...
5:24:33
SPEAKER_01: Emails or their computers or and it's all traceable.
5:24:38
SPEAKER_01: Everything is traceable.
5:24:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, absolutely.
5:24:41
SPEAKER_01: One of the last, very last things, and I know that I'm not immune to being traced.
5:24:48
SPEAKER_01: Trust me, I'm well aware.
5:24:49
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
5:24:50
SPEAKER_01: But when it comes to.
5:24:53
SPEAKER_01: I'm a cash guy.
5:24:57
SPEAKER_01: I, you know, I don't like to leave a digital account.
5:25:01
SPEAKER_01: Things print everywhere I go.
5:25:04
SPEAKER_01: So I don't pay restaurant bills with credit card.
5:25:08
SPEAKER_01: I don't pay for various other things with credit card.
5:25:12
SPEAKER_01: I pay it in cash.
5:25:15
SPEAKER_01: And again, I know that's just a silly quirk of mine.
5:25:19
SPEAKER_01: I understand it.
5:25:20
SPEAKER_01: I know that if somebody, be it a government entity or any enemy wants to...
5:25:27
SPEAKER_01: Find something on you.
5:25:28
SPEAKER_01: They're going to find it regardless.
5:25:30
SPEAKER_01: And same thing with the same thing with like the iPhone.
5:25:35
SPEAKER_01: I know the iPhone is a tracking device.
5:25:37
SPEAKER_01: I'm well aware of it.
5:25:39
SPEAKER_01: But one of the things that I never subscribe to is the cloud-based service.
5:25:45
SPEAKER_01: My phone is not backed up on the cloud only because it's not that I have anything to hide.
5:25:52
SPEAKER_01: It's a privacy issue.
5:25:54
SPEAKER_01: But how many people,
5:25:56
SPEAKER_01: whether it's politicians or somebody they want to get to,
5:26:00
SPEAKER_01: They get the subpoena to crack the cloud and go,
5:26:04
SPEAKER_01: oh, will you back your iPhone up on blah, blah, blah.
5:26:08
SPEAKER_01: And we went in there and we found these files or we found these pictures
5:26:12
SPEAKER_01: or we found this blah, blah, blah on the cloud.
5:26:15
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I think Rudy Giuliani,
5:26:20
SPEAKER_01: the case against him,
5:26:23
SPEAKER_01: his detractors,
5:26:24
SPEAKER_01: his enemies,
5:26:26
SPEAKER_01: basically said,
5:26:28
SPEAKER_01: Subpoenaed the cloud where he backed up a lot of his files from his iPhone.
5:26:35
SPEAKER_01: And when I got my new iPhone a year ago,
5:26:38
SPEAKER_01: the girl says, well, you're not subscribed to the cloud.
5:26:41
SPEAKER_01: Should I get this activated for you?
5:26:43
SPEAKER_01: I said, no, absolutely not.
5:26:45
SPEAKER_01: You know, so I don't back my iPhone up on anything, you know?
5:26:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, what if you lose it?
5:26:51
SPEAKER_01: Well, what if this, well, what if, again, everything is sold to you as convenience?
5:26:57
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
5:26:57
SPEAKER_01: What if, well,
5:26:58
SPEAKER_01: what if, well,
5:26:59
SPEAKER_01: if you're responsible,
5:27:00
SPEAKER_01: the what ifs chances are going to be very slim that it happens.
5:27:04
SPEAKER_01: But anyway, I'll get you get back to the story, but that's just my personal philosophy.
5:27:10
SPEAKER_00: No, it makes sense.
5:27:11
SPEAKER_00: I mean, believe me, I wish I didn't have so much Integrated into everything.
5:27:16
SPEAKER_00: My whole life is up there somewhere.
5:27:18
SPEAKER_00: It's all in different pieces.
5:27:19
SPEAKER_00: It would take them several subpoenas to get it.
5:27:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but they'd find it.
5:27:22
SPEAKER_00: They would.
5:27:23
SPEAKER_00: They would find it.
5:27:23
SPEAKER_01: If you made some real enemies of the state.
5:27:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, of course.
5:27:27
SPEAKER_01: They would track it down and hunt it down like a dog.
5:27:31
SPEAKER_00: Believe me,
5:27:31
SPEAKER_00: I worry more about them planting stuff in my cloud than I do about stuff I have on
5:27:37
SPEAKER_00: the cloud.
5:27:37
SPEAKER_00: Because all I have on the cloud is, you know.
5:27:40
SPEAKER_00: Of anything is work documents and permissible porn.
5:27:44
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, that's all I have.
5:27:47
SPEAKER_00: I do.
5:27:47
SPEAKER_00: It's all fucking milf on a boat or whatever.
5:27:51
SPEAKER_00: You know, it's not, it's not, hey, here's a six-year-old.
5:27:55
SPEAKER_00: Right, of course.
5:27:56
SPEAKER_00: It's all, believe me, I'm very, very picky about the porn that I download.
5:28:01
SPEAKER_00: You know, I make sure that it's some old granny, really.
5:28:04
SPEAKER_01: Old granny porn.
5:28:06
SPEAKER_00: It's not really granny porn, but they're like in their late 30s or so.
5:28:10
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:28:10
SPEAKER_00: You can tell that they've got a few miles on them.
5:28:12
SPEAKER_01: They're mature porn.
5:28:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:28:16
SPEAKER_00: I'm petrified even of the 20-year-old porn anymore.
5:28:20
SPEAKER_00: And maybe it's just that I'm getting older, but the 20-year-olds look like kids to me now.
5:28:25
SPEAKER_00: So now it's like, all right, I need her to be like 35 or something.
5:28:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:28:30
SPEAKER_01: Kind of reminds me of that scene in the movie Mallrats where Ben Affleck gets busted
5:28:35
SPEAKER_01: at the end of the movie where they go, that girl was only 17.
5:28:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, come on, guys.
5:28:41
SPEAKER_01: Look at her.
5:28:42
SPEAKER_01: You would have done her.
5:28:43
SPEAKER_01: Remember that?
5:28:44
SPEAKER_00: Remember that?
5:28:46
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
5:28:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:28:47
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's why now I'm just like, well,
5:28:50
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to download this and it says,
5:28:52
SPEAKER_00: Stepmom fucking her grandson or something, or her son or whatever.
5:28:57
SPEAKER_00: I can watch that because the stepmom is of age.
5:29:00
SPEAKER_01: And I assume the guy is of age.
5:29:02
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:29:03
SPEAKER_01: Does anybody care if the guy wasn't of age?
5:29:05
SPEAKER_00: No, of course not.
5:29:08
SPEAKER_00: Of course not.
5:29:09
SPEAKER_00: They judge a guy's age like you judge a tree's age.
5:29:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's where Judge Akin comes in and makes a ruling.
5:29:16
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
5:29:17
SPEAKER_01: Which, by the way,
5:29:17
SPEAKER_01: somewhere down the road,
5:29:18
SPEAKER_01: we're going to have to You know,
5:29:20
SPEAKER_01: solicit the judge because there's a lot of cases stacking up in the courtroom.
5:29:25
SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
5:29:25
SPEAKER_00: We can definitely do that.
5:29:27
SPEAKER_00: All right, go ahead.
5:29:28
SPEAKER_00: Chris isn't happy unless there's dry as old paper.
5:29:32
SPEAKER_00: Really?
5:29:33
SPEAKER_00: That ain't true.
5:29:34
SPEAKER_00: Dry as old paper.
5:29:36
SPEAKER_00: That's not true.
5:29:38
SPEAKER_00: Although sometimes a pussy can be a little too wet.
5:29:41
SPEAKER_01: Well, that reminds me, and I'll let you get back to the story.
5:29:44
SPEAKER_00: If we ever get to this story.
5:29:45
SPEAKER_00: I know.
5:29:46
SPEAKER_01: So last night.
5:29:48
SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
5:29:49
SPEAKER_01: Uh, Sal and his incoherent rants while Taylor and I were out.
5:29:56
SPEAKER_01: Uh, he said, um, uh, let's see here.
5:30:00
SPEAKER_01: We've got to read this real quick.
5:30:03
SPEAKER_01: He was out with his friend, uh, his friend, Mark.
5:30:07
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
5:30:07
SPEAKER_00: And he said, uh, is that sometimes working Mark?
5:30:11
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
5:30:11
SPEAKER_01: No, that's right.
5:30:13
SPEAKER_01: Mark.
5:30:15
SPEAKER_01: He said, Mark wants to battle you to the death over Susanna Hoffs.
5:30:24
SPEAKER_00: Meaning what?
5:30:25
SPEAKER_00: He thinks that Susanna Hoffs is not hot?
5:30:27
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
5:30:28
SPEAKER_01: He wants to fight me for Susanna Hoffs as if I have some kind of claim on her or something.
5:30:34
SPEAKER_00: He can have her.
5:30:36
SPEAKER_01: Perfect answer.
5:30:37
SPEAKER_01: This is my answer.
5:30:38
SPEAKER_01: You're reading my mind.
5:30:41
SPEAKER_01: So I hit him back with, Mark with a C can have Susanna Hoffs.
5:30:49
SPEAKER_01: She's a dried up old lady who's banged out a couple of kids, not a fan of cottage cheese belly.
5:30:59
SPEAKER_01: So then Mark supposedly grabs Cel's phone and says, Neely, it's Mark here.
5:31:08
SPEAKER_01: Dried up my ass.
5:31:10
SPEAKER_01: I can fix that fast.
5:31:12
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, your geriatric old ass can't make that happen.
5:31:18
SPEAKER_01: And then Sal chimes in, sorry, he stole my phone.
5:31:24
SPEAKER_01: So I showed it to Taylor, and she grabs my phone, and she says, Mark, Taylor here.
5:31:32
SPEAKER_01: Mind you, Taylor's 30.
5:31:33
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:31:34
SPEAKER_01: Wendell keeps that shit wetter than Hurricane Helena and Milton,
5:31:40
SPEAKER_01: so eat shit, nigger lover, and fuck you now.
5:31:44
SPEAKER_00: Jesus Christ.
5:31:45
SPEAKER_01: And I said, sorry, Taylor stole my phone.
5:31:54
SPEAKER_00: Now that's an interaction.
5:31:56
SPEAKER_01: So that's my entertainment for the evening.
5:31:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no shit.
5:32:00
SPEAKER_01: This is what happens when you get random texts from drunk guys trying to show
5:32:07
SPEAKER_01: whose dick is bigger in this situation.
5:32:10
SPEAKER_00: I'll out shock you, pal.
5:32:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:32:15
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:32:15
SPEAKER_00: I'll get back to it.
5:32:16
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:32:17
SPEAKER_00: Let's talk about this cheating.
5:32:19
SPEAKER_00: So cheaters, as we know, a lot of times they use these apps like special apps to cheat.
5:32:27
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:32:28
SPEAKER_00: But it gets easy to figure them out because they're like the stray app on the guy's phone.
5:32:35
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
5:32:35
SPEAKER_00: You know, it'll be like some random calculator app or some shit.
5:32:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, of course.
5:32:39
SPEAKER_01: It's like putting your lover's name in your phone under mom.
5:32:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:32:48
SPEAKER_01: Or Aunt Heloise.
5:32:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or some dumb thing, right?
5:32:51
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:32:53
SPEAKER_00: Well, iPhone users figured out how to use...
5:32:58
SPEAKER_00: A resident app to cheat with.
5:33:02
SPEAKER_01: What is that?
5:33:03
SPEAKER_01: What is resident app?
5:33:04
SPEAKER_00: It comes with the installation.
5:33:05
SPEAKER_00: You have it on your phone.
5:33:07
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
5:33:07
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:33:07
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:33:08
SPEAKER_01: Like the band whatever.
5:33:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, band camp or whatever.
5:33:12
SPEAKER_00: That's not the one they're using.
5:33:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I understand.
5:33:15
SPEAKER_01: Let me see.
5:33:16
SPEAKER_01: What is the one that just comes with the phone?
5:33:18
SPEAKER_01: Like the app store?
5:33:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:33:22
SPEAKER_01: What else?
5:33:23
SPEAKER_00: The one in question is the Notes app.
5:33:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was just looking at that.
5:33:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I get it.
5:33:32
SPEAKER_00: Apparently, you can share notes with other people.
5:33:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
5:33:39
SPEAKER_00: And so people are throwing porn pictures,
5:33:43
SPEAKER_00: pictures of their dick or girls' tits or whatever in notes.
5:33:48
SPEAKER_00: And in a million years, who's looking at the Notes app?
5:33:51
SPEAKER_01: Of course, because it looks like a throwaway app that nobody uses this.
5:33:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, nobody uses it.
5:33:56
SPEAKER_01: No one uses Notes.
5:33:57
SPEAKER_01: Or they put their grocery list on it or something.
5:33:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
5:34:01
SPEAKER_00: But then these people, I'm not going to read the whole thing because it's not, you get the gist.
5:34:08
SPEAKER_00: The gist.
5:34:09
SPEAKER_00: The gist.
5:34:10
SPEAKER_00: You get the gist of this.
5:34:11
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
5:34:13
SPEAKER_00: Because Susanna Hoffs has a wet, jizzy pussy.
5:34:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, way back in 1985.
5:34:19
SPEAKER_00: No, right now, if you knew how to diddle that thing, Neely, Mark told you a thing or two.
5:34:25
SPEAKER_00: I know.
5:34:26
SPEAKER_00: It's not like I'm not getting young snatch.
5:34:29
SPEAKER_00: No, not at all.
5:34:31
SPEAKER_00: You're getting all dust-filled.
5:34:32
SPEAKER_00: You got to pull the cobwebs off.
5:34:35
SPEAKER_00: You're sticking your dick through and a fucking spider crawls up on it
5:34:38
SPEAKER_00: because you wrecked its home.
5:34:41
SPEAKER_00: Shut up, Mark, douchebag.
5:34:46
SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
5:34:47
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
5:34:48
SPEAKER_00: So what they're doing is they're sharing with other people that have iPhones
5:34:53
SPEAKER_00: and putting their dick pics and their tit pics back and forth
5:34:56
SPEAKER_00: and their communications so that now it's not on,
5:35:03
SPEAKER_00: you know, it doesn't show up in text.
5:35:05
SPEAKER_00: There's no text to delete.
5:35:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it doesn't show up in an obvious place.
5:35:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:35:09
SPEAKER_00: And there's no strange app.
5:35:11
SPEAKER_00: Where some chick can look at the phone and go, what is this?
5:35:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what is this?
5:35:16
SPEAKER_01: What does that do?
5:35:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why do you have this app on here?
5:35:21
SPEAKER_00: Why do you have three mapping apps on your phone?
5:35:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a shadow app as well.
5:35:27
SPEAKER_00: But now they're just like, well, we'll just use the resident thing and we'll share it.
5:35:31
SPEAKER_00: And I don't know, I don't use the Notes app, but I believe you can also password it.
5:35:37
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
5:35:37
SPEAKER_00: You can password a note.
5:35:39
SPEAKER_00: So...
5:35:42
SPEAKER_00: So this is what people have resorted to now.
5:35:44
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:35:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, see, here's the thing, and this is just my personal philosophy.
5:35:53
SPEAKER_01: Now, granted,
5:35:56
SPEAKER_01: when people get into long-term relationships or even get to the point
5:36:00
SPEAKER_01: of being married,
5:36:01
SPEAKER_01: a lot of people don't realize what they're bargaining for when they choose
5:36:08
SPEAKER_01: to get this Contractual obligation with their significant other.
5:36:13
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
5:36:14
SPEAKER_01: And they think it's just going to be rosy,
5:36:17
SPEAKER_01: peachy keen from here on until the end of the days,
5:36:20
SPEAKER_01: like Sebastian Bach says, I meant it for life.
5:36:24
SPEAKER_01: Is that what your first wife thought, that you meant it for life?
5:36:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm sure that's what he thought too on that day.
5:36:30
SPEAKER_01: Was it 18 in life for you, Sebastian?
5:36:33
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
5:36:34
SPEAKER_00: Well, who doesn't?
5:36:35
SPEAKER_00: I mean, dude, when you got married, you thought it
5:36:37
SPEAKER_01: was for life.
5:36:38
SPEAKER_01: And this is my point.
5:36:41
SPEAKER_01: Nobody knows how that's going to turn out in the long run, as the Eagles would say.
5:36:47
SPEAKER_01: Right.
5:36:48
SPEAKER_01: But when you're in that relationship and it's going south,
5:36:56
SPEAKER_01: rather than go, you know, this is going south.
5:36:59
SPEAKER_01: I don't have the desire to carry on anymore, my wayward son.
5:37:03
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
5:37:04
SPEAKER_01: As Kansas says, look at me making all the music reference.
5:37:09
SPEAKER_01: Why don't you just put an end to it instead of going out and trying
5:37:14
SPEAKER_01: to figure some clever way to seek out a new lover relationship, whatever.
5:37:23
SPEAKER_01: And I'm going to tell you from personal experiences,
5:37:26
SPEAKER_01: my most fulfilling,
5:37:29
SPEAKER_01: fulfilling experiences when it comes to Quote unquote relationships has always been
5:37:36
SPEAKER_01: the friends with benefits.
5:37:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
5:37:39
SPEAKER_01: They never lasted long, but the fulfilling part was fantastic.
5:37:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:37:47
SPEAKER_01: Because if you're looking for a lover,
5:37:51
SPEAKER_01: you know,
5:37:52
SPEAKER_01: daytime friends and nighttime lovers type thing,
5:37:56
SPEAKER_01: the friends with benefits thing for me personally has always been the best.
5:38:02
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
5:38:03
SPEAKER_01: The best sex, the best experiences, the best...
5:38:10
SPEAKER_01: The hit it and quit it type thing and tell us you next week sometime or in two days
5:38:16
SPEAKER_01: or whatever it is.
5:38:18
SPEAKER_01: That's always worked for me the best.
5:38:21
SPEAKER_00: Well, and the reason it's the best is because you have to be on your best behavior.
5:38:25
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:38:25
SPEAKER_00: You can't get comfortable and lazy.
5:38:27
SPEAKER_01: I agree.
5:38:28
SPEAKER_01: I completely agree with that.
5:38:31
SPEAKER_01: And the long-term relationships,
5:38:33
SPEAKER_01: I think the longest relationship I've ever had was typically about five years.
5:38:41
SPEAKER_01: And they were fulfilling at the beginning,
5:38:45
SPEAKER_01: but as time wears on,
5:38:48
SPEAKER_01: and I can't even imagine what it's like to be in a relationship or a marriage
5:38:53
SPEAKER_01: or anything,
5:38:55
SPEAKER_01: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 years, Chris Akin, I can't even fathom what that'd be like.
5:39:04
SPEAKER_01: Not saying it's not possible,
5:39:05
SPEAKER_01: because I know people do it,
5:39:07
SPEAKER_01: but I know people From my personal experience,
5:39:11
SPEAKER_01: what I've experienced,
5:39:12
SPEAKER_01: I can't even imagine not getting some new puss after so many years.
5:39:22
SPEAKER_01: I can't even imagine that.
5:39:27
SPEAKER_01: But getting back to this whole app thing,
5:39:31
SPEAKER_01: if life has gotten to the point to where you're just like,
5:39:35
SPEAKER_01: I'm done,
5:39:36
SPEAKER_01: I'm fucking done with this,
5:39:38
SPEAKER_01: Get out of that relationship,
5:39:40
SPEAKER_01: get it done and over with,
5:39:43
SPEAKER_01: because if you have to start doing the whole cheating thing and having to hide all
5:39:48
SPEAKER_01: of your activities and taking the chance of being discovered,
5:39:53
SPEAKER_01: To me, personally, that's just too risky, and it's a lot of stress.
5:39:58
SPEAKER_01: It's too much stress.
5:40:01
SPEAKER_01: I hope she doesn't find out.
5:40:03
SPEAKER_01: I've got to figure out a way to make it seem like I was at work later than I really am.
5:40:08
SPEAKER_01: It's just too much.
5:40:11
SPEAKER_01: Too much planning and deception and trying to figure out how to get around it.
5:40:16
SPEAKER_01: And how am I going to explain this when I get home?
5:40:19
SPEAKER_01: And how do I get that pussy smell off of me?
5:40:23
SPEAKER_01: I remember some of the old ONA shows where Anthony was talking about being married.
5:40:30
SPEAKER_01: And how he pretended his car broke down and he had to douse himself in gasoline
5:40:36
SPEAKER_01: and grease and get the shower right away to get the pussy smell off of him.
5:40:45
SPEAKER_00: Dude, I can because,
5:40:48
SPEAKER_00: and I'll admit it, I was a horrible cheater when I got to Korea, especially.
5:40:57
SPEAKER_00: When I got to Korea...
5:40:59
SPEAKER_00: I was 18 years old or whatever, and I would lie and tell any girl anything.
5:41:06
SPEAKER_00: Anything.
5:41:07
SPEAKER_00: I didn't care.
5:41:08
SPEAKER_00: I just was like, whatever.
5:41:09
SPEAKER_00: If it got me laid, I told them anything.
5:41:12
SPEAKER_00: I told them they were the one and only.
5:41:14
SPEAKER_00: I proposed to 14 different girls.
5:41:17
SPEAKER_00: I fucking bought rings.
5:41:18
SPEAKER_00: I bought several rings.
5:41:22
SPEAKER_00: I can't tell you how many times I knew I was closed.
5:41:24
SPEAKER_00: I was like, well, you know what?
5:41:26
SPEAKER_00: This would be even more special because I really do love you.
5:41:29
SPEAKER_00: And I would just throw that line out there like nothing.
5:41:32
SPEAKER_00: And these girls would just fucking fall for it.
5:41:35
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:41:36
SPEAKER_00: They'd fall for it.
5:41:36
SPEAKER_00: And next thing I know,
5:41:38
SPEAKER_00: the legs are fucking hitting both ends of the edges of the room because they're
5:41:42
SPEAKER_00: so wide open.
5:41:44
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I lied about everything.
5:41:46
SPEAKER_00: And I'll tell you the worst part about cheating, because I know this to be true.
5:41:51
SPEAKER_00: The worst part is when you're caught.
5:41:53
SPEAKER_00: There's nothing worse than when you get caught.
5:41:57
SPEAKER_00: That is the worst.
5:42:01
SPEAKER_00: No, Fuego, I do not have three Korean brides over here.
5:42:07
SPEAKER_00: Yo, metalheads!
5:42:09
SPEAKER_03: You ready to let the beast out of its cage?
5:42:11
SPEAKER_03: This ain't just an album.
5:42:13
SPEAKER_03: This is Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast.
5:42:15
SPEAKER_03: The riffs hit harder.
5:42:17
SPEAKER_03: The bass thunders deeper.
5:42:18
SPEAKER_03: Dickinson's voice rips your soul in half.
5:42:22
SPEAKER_03: Run to the Hills, Hallowed Be Thy Name, the title track that made Eddie immortal.
5:42:27
SPEAKER_03: Every track sounds like it's straight from the Devil's Own Amp.
5:42:30
SPEAKER_03: Crank it to 11 and feel the power that defined heavy metal.
5:42:33
SPEAKER_03: Don't walk.
5:42:34
SPEAKER_03: Run to the link at the bottom of the screen and grab this beast right now before it sells out.
5:42:39
SPEAKER_01: May I love you a long time.
5:42:41
SPEAKER_00: Well, shit, let me go to Facebook.
5:42:43
SPEAKER_00: I'll show three of the different ones that I was engaged to.
5:42:47
SPEAKER_00: Engaged?
5:42:48
SPEAKER_00: Well, that I said I want to marry you and bought rings and shit.
5:42:54
SPEAKER_00: I can show you pictures.
5:42:59
SPEAKER_00: They're all on my fucking Facebook.
5:43:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
5:43:01
SPEAKER_01: That's another thing.
5:43:02
SPEAKER_01: As far as, you know, my personal thing, I never took pictures with chicks ever.
5:43:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I always did.
5:43:09
SPEAKER_01: Ever.
5:43:11
SPEAKER_01: There, there are,
5:43:12
SPEAKER_01: there are very few pictures of me with,
5:43:15
SPEAKER_01: with, uh, you know, somebody I was dating or whatever.
5:43:19
SPEAKER_01: There was, there was never the couple, there was never the couple photos ever.
5:43:25
SPEAKER_01: Come on, take this picture and no, no, that's all right.
5:43:29
SPEAKER_01: You know, I purposely avoided having couples pictures.
5:43:37
SPEAKER_00: Really?
5:43:37
SPEAKER_00: Ever.
5:43:39
SPEAKER_00: How did you avoid it?
5:43:41
SPEAKER_01: Just by saying, nah, that's all right.
5:43:42
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:43:45
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:43:45
SPEAKER_00: Here's one.
5:43:46
SPEAKER_00: Let me stop this present share screen.
5:43:52
SPEAKER_00: This is Ms. Han.
5:43:55
SPEAKER_00: Who was the first guy ever fucking threw it out there, too.
5:43:58
SPEAKER_01: Look at you.
5:44:00
SPEAKER_01: Look at young Chris Akin.
5:44:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, young Chris.
5:44:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, look at him doing the David Lee Roth thing with the hand.
5:44:07
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
5:44:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:44:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm just a gigolo in everywhere I go.
5:44:13
SPEAKER_00: This was in the Cherry Boy Club.
5:44:15
SPEAKER_01: Look at that.
5:44:16
SPEAKER_00: And not on this night, but I can tell you, this girl actually gave me a handy in the club.
5:44:23
SPEAKER_00: One of my all-time favorite moments in that club was when we first started messing around.
5:44:29
SPEAKER_00: Like, that club never did any business.
5:44:30
SPEAKER_00: It was a really small, dark club.
5:44:33
SPEAKER_00: And, you know, the bigger clubs were up the hill a little bit.
5:44:36
SPEAKER_00: The Heavy Metal Club and, you know, Rock World and stuff like that were the bigger clubs.
5:44:42
SPEAKER_00: But the Cherry Boy was this little club.
5:44:43
SPEAKER_00: It had like three benches or not benches.
5:44:45
SPEAKER_00: What do you call them?
5:44:46
SPEAKER_00: Booths.
5:44:48
SPEAKER_00: Booths in the club.
5:44:49
SPEAKER_00: And we were in there one night.
5:44:50
SPEAKER_00: It was like 3 o'clock in the morning.
5:44:51
SPEAKER_00: We were all fucked up and Next thing I know,
5:44:53
SPEAKER_00: she started rubbing my dick and I just unbuttoned my pants and pulled my dick out.
5:44:56
SPEAKER_00: I was like, here, take care of this shit.
5:44:58
SPEAKER_00: And she did.
5:45:00
SPEAKER_00: One of my favorite stories.
5:45:03
SPEAKER_00: So that's one.
5:45:04
SPEAKER_00: This is Miss Yoon or Miss Han.
5:45:07
SPEAKER_00: I forget which.
5:45:08
SPEAKER_00: I think Miss Han.
5:45:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Miss Han.
5:45:12
SPEAKER_00: My first Korean girlfriend.
5:45:14
SPEAKER_00: See, look, I even have it labeled.
5:45:19
SPEAKER_00: Look at that.
5:45:20
SPEAKER_00: So there's Miss Han.
5:45:23
SPEAKER_00: And then there's Brenda here, who I really was in love with.
5:45:29
SPEAKER_00: I ain't going to lie.
5:45:30
SPEAKER_00: I really loved her.
5:45:32
SPEAKER_00: She's an American girl, if you can believe that.
5:45:35
SPEAKER_00: I was all in on the Asian girls.
5:45:39
SPEAKER_00: She was like Amerasian or whatever.
5:45:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:45:42
SPEAKER_00: I was definitely in on Brenda.
5:45:43
SPEAKER_00: Brenda was like the exotic.
5:45:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:45:46
SPEAKER_00: Well, she was a partier, too, as you can see in this photo.
5:45:48
SPEAKER_00: I see that.
5:45:51
SPEAKER_00: She partied, and my goodness, did she fuck well.
5:45:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my goodness.
5:45:57
SPEAKER_00: She was ridiculously fun.
5:46:00
SPEAKER_00: But from what I understand,
5:46:02
SPEAKER_00: and I've told the story before about how I went to pick her up the first time.
5:46:07
SPEAKER_00: We came home together, and I went to pick her up.
5:46:10
SPEAKER_00: She lives in Michigan.
5:46:11
SPEAKER_00: She still lives in Michigan.
5:46:13
SPEAKER_00: And I went to pick her up, and she...
5:46:17
SPEAKER_00: I knocked on the door to pick her up, and her husband answered the door.
5:46:21
SPEAKER_00: Is that a bottle of Captain Q in her hand?
5:46:25
SPEAKER_00: No, that is Southern Comfort there.
5:46:28
SPEAKER_00: And you could tell she ain't drank any.
5:46:31
SPEAKER_00: Look at the two of us.
5:46:33
SPEAKER_00: She looks sober.
5:46:35
SPEAKER_00: I look wasted.
5:46:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you got the Joker
5:46:38
SPEAKER_00: face on.
5:46:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm just fucked up in this picture.
5:46:41
SPEAKER_00: But this is like one of my favorite photos ever because there's all the Bon Jovi
5:46:45
SPEAKER_00: and Def Leppard and Motley Crue shit.
5:46:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, look at that.
5:46:49
SPEAKER_00: This is me in 1987.
5:46:51
SPEAKER_01: Is that your stereo that you're so proud of?
5:46:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes, that is.
5:46:55
SPEAKER_00: That's my stereo that I had.
5:46:59
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
5:47:00
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it was a fun time.
5:47:03
SPEAKER_00: I loved Korea, man.
5:47:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, I understand that.
5:47:07
SPEAKER_01: I mean, the 80s were a great time.
5:47:10
SPEAKER_01: Great time to be alive.
5:47:11
SPEAKER_01: Look at this.
5:47:12
SPEAKER_01: You want to talk about embarrassing photos?
5:47:13
SPEAKER_00: That's me and my Bon Jovi shirt.
5:47:15
SPEAKER_01: Look at that.
5:47:16
SPEAKER_01: With a Colonel hat on.
5:47:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're ready to go drive the General.
5:47:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
5:47:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that probably would not have gone over well if you saw me wearing it.
5:47:26
SPEAKER_00: Because one of the rules, I mean,
5:47:27
SPEAKER_00: you are not supposed to,
5:47:30
SPEAKER_00: in any way, shape, or form, wear other insignia other than your own rank.
5:47:37
SPEAKER_00: And here I'm wearing a fucking 06 Colonel Bird, you know, on my hat.
5:47:42
SPEAKER_00: And I'm an E4 private or specialist or whatever.
5:47:46
SPEAKER_00: Probably a private at that point.
5:47:48
SPEAKER_00: You're like a Sergeant Major.
5:47:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I wasn't that.
5:47:51
SPEAKER_00: I definitely didn't go that far.
5:47:53
SPEAKER_01: Well, you remember that MASH episode where they pick up a rank for radar?
5:47:57
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
5:47:59
SPEAKER_01: We're testing it out.
5:48:00
SPEAKER_01: How's Sergeant Major sound to you?
5:48:02
SPEAKER_01: I don't like it.
5:48:03
SPEAKER_01: I don't like it at all.
5:48:07
SPEAKER_00: All right, there's Cindy.
5:48:09
SPEAKER_00: That's another one.
5:48:09
SPEAKER_00: Look at me in a suit.
5:48:11
SPEAKER_01: Look at that.
5:48:13
SPEAKER_00: That's another one that I dated for a while in Korea.
5:48:16
SPEAKER_00: Cindy Marine.
5:48:18
SPEAKER_00: Her name was Marine, even though she was in the army.
5:48:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your friend to the left of you there got the Eisenhower jacket.
5:48:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, that was the time.
5:48:27
SPEAKER_01: I know.
5:48:28
SPEAKER_01: I had several of those, several different suits that had the Eisenhower short jacket.
5:48:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm quite sure he was way over the top into Depeche mode and shit like that at the time.
5:48:38
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember.
5:48:40
SPEAKER_00: I don't even remember his name.
5:48:42
SPEAKER_00: I know this guy's name was Dave.
5:48:43
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember this guy's name.
5:48:44
SPEAKER_00: I think his name was, his last name was Searles, but I don't remember his first name at all.
5:48:50
SPEAKER_00: He was just some dude that was at,
5:48:51
SPEAKER_01: we were part of.
5:48:52
SPEAKER_01: So were all three of you sharing that chick or what?
5:48:54
SPEAKER_00: No, no, I was definitely hitting that, but.
5:48:59
SPEAKER_00: Here's the same night a little later.
5:49:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm hammered in a robe with the robe belt tied as a tie.
5:49:08
SPEAKER_01: So are you enjoying some Skid Row 18 in life?
5:49:12
SPEAKER_00: Well, at that point, it was one day in life, I think.
5:49:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:49:16
SPEAKER_01: They just made it that day.
5:49:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
5:49:19
SPEAKER_00: It was just brewed.
5:49:21
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, this was, since we're showing pictures, this is one of my other favorite ones.
5:49:26
SPEAKER_00: Just because you see, A, I'm hammered.
5:49:29
SPEAKER_00: That's a common theme here.
5:49:32
SPEAKER_00: But you see my wrist and my hand is all fucking taped up.
5:49:36
SPEAKER_00: Because I'd been in a fight downtown and I got thrown through a mirror.
5:49:41
SPEAKER_00: And it was a mirror on a wall and I went to stop myself from being thrown
5:49:47
SPEAKER_00: and my hand went right through the mirror.
5:49:50
SPEAKER_00: And I got all sliced to shit.
5:49:53
SPEAKER_00: But it didn't stop me from partying the very next day.
5:49:56
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:49:56
SPEAKER_01: Of course, you had the dead and the pain.
5:49:59
SPEAKER_01: I did.
5:50:00
SPEAKER_01: You were like Bon Jovi giving me something for the pain.
5:50:03
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
5:50:04
SPEAKER_00: And there it was.
5:50:04
SPEAKER_00: And from the looks of that, it looks like Schlitz or something.
5:50:07
SPEAKER_00: It looks like some horrible shit.
5:50:10
SPEAKER_00: It was Buggy's beer.
5:50:11
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
5:50:12
SPEAKER_00: That's right.
5:50:14
SPEAKER_00: So anyway, that's just a little bit of, yeah, Korea.
5:50:18
SPEAKER_00: I definitely was throwing anything to the chicks.
5:50:22
SPEAKER_00: I was...
5:50:24
SPEAKER_00: I was definitely always going with the, oh, I love you so much.
5:50:27
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
5:50:28
SPEAKER_01: You were a young guy.
5:50:29
SPEAKER_01: You were just young and full of cum, ready to party.
5:50:34
SPEAKER_01: We'll be together forever.
5:50:35
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you were only in your late teens, so what do you know at that age?
5:50:41
SPEAKER_00: Not a damn thing.
5:50:42
SPEAKER_01: Of course not.
5:50:43
SPEAKER_00: Nothing, but fun times, so miss those times.
5:50:48
SPEAKER_00: Where have all the good times gone?
5:50:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, they're gone, that's for sure.
5:50:53
SPEAKER_00: Now it's just shit times.
5:50:59
SPEAKER_01: Well, not necessarily, but.
5:51:00
SPEAKER_00: No, I mean, there's still fun times.
5:51:02
SPEAKER_00: It's not like that.
5:51:03
SPEAKER_01: Life is what you make it.
5:51:05
SPEAKER_01: Well, before we wrap up this segment.
5:51:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:51:09
SPEAKER_01: Did you go do that yacht rod thing or is that tomorrow?
5:51:12
SPEAKER_00: No, I didn't.
5:51:13
SPEAKER_00: Dude.
5:51:15
SPEAKER_00: Talk about a bait and switch.
5:51:16
SPEAKER_00: And I'm happy to throw the Music Box Supper Club completely under the fucking bus for this.
5:51:22
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:51:23
SPEAKER_00: I was kind of looking forward to hearing about this.
5:51:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm so pissed.
5:51:29
SPEAKER_00: So on their website, it said that it was like $12 in advance, 18 day of show.
5:51:39
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
5:51:40
SPEAKER_00: So I called him up to order tickets in advance.
5:51:43
SPEAKER_00: I was just going to order the tickets and,
5:51:46
SPEAKER_00: you know, because 24 sounds better than 36 in my head.
5:51:49
SPEAKER_00: So I was like, yeah, you know, save 12 bucks.
5:51:52
SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
5:51:54
SPEAKER_00: I call him.
5:51:56
SPEAKER_00: I say, yeah, I want to reserve a table.
5:51:59
SPEAKER_00: You know, I want to come for this Yacht Rock thing.
5:52:02
SPEAKER_00: Okay, sir, no problem.
5:52:05
SPEAKER_00: Will you be eating at the...
5:52:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:52:10
SPEAKER_00: I thought that was included, right?
5:52:12
SPEAKER_00: Part of the thing, right?
5:52:14
SPEAKER_00: Right.
5:52:15
SPEAKER_00: No.
5:52:16
SPEAKER_00: It's $35 a piece to eat.
5:52:19
SPEAKER_00: $70 for two people.
5:52:21
SPEAKER_00: To eat fucking eggs.
5:52:23
SPEAKER_00: Are you fucking with me
5:52:24
SPEAKER_01: with this?
5:52:26
SPEAKER_01: Did that include any, you know, alcoholic beverages?
5:52:30
SPEAKER_01: No.
5:52:31
SPEAKER_01: It was the food buffet.
5:52:33
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:52:34
SPEAKER_01: So $70 for two people to eat.
5:52:37
SPEAKER_00: To eat omelets and pancakes
5:52:42
SPEAKER_00: and listen to a cover band do fucking Same Old Lang Syne
5:52:46
SPEAKER_00: by Dan Fogelberger or whatever.
5:52:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:52:49
SPEAKER_00: I was like, fuck you.
5:52:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was like, fuck this.
5:52:53
SPEAKER_00: So I didn't go.
5:52:54
SPEAKER_00: I was so annoyed with that shit.
5:52:56
SPEAKER_00: Well, did you get your money back on the pre-sale?
5:52:59
SPEAKER_00: I didn't order them.
5:53:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
5:53:01
SPEAKER_00: I was calling to order them in advance.
5:53:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I gotcha.
5:53:05
SPEAKER_00: I was calling to order them in advance.
5:53:08
SPEAKER_00: So that was just the entry fee?
5:53:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was 35 plus 12 each.
5:53:15
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
5:53:16
SPEAKER_00: So times two, what is that?
5:53:18
SPEAKER_00: 50, 100 bucks.
5:53:19
SPEAKER_01: It was 100 bucks.
5:53:20
SPEAKER_00: 100 bucks to go see a cover band and have a fucking plate of eggs.
5:53:25
SPEAKER_00: And that didn't even include cocktails.
5:53:27
SPEAKER_00: No, no cocktails.
5:53:28
SPEAKER_00: No cocktails.
5:53:29
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
5:53:30
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
5:53:33
SPEAKER_01: What a rip.
5:53:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it just didn't happen.
5:53:35
SPEAKER_00: No.
5:53:35
SPEAKER_00: So I just said, fuck this.
5:53:37
SPEAKER_00: And I called Kelly and she was like, good, because she didn't want to get up anyway.
5:53:44
SPEAKER_00: But still, I was annoyed with it because I actually wanted to go just as a day out.
5:53:50
SPEAKER_01: I mean, you talked about it for a couple of weeks in advance.
5:53:52
SPEAKER_01: So I knew it was something you kind of wanted to do just to get out of the house.
5:53:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but Eagle Fly Free put it perfectly here in the chat.
5:54:01
SPEAKER_00: Straight ripoff, exactly.
5:54:04
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:54:05
SPEAKER_00: So no, I did not go.
5:54:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
5:54:07
SPEAKER_00: So I got to find something else to do.
5:54:08
SPEAKER_01: So I guess there's no story there at all
5:54:10
SPEAKER_00: aside from I feel ripped off.
5:54:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the story is the Music Box Supper Club totally fucks you on that thing.
5:54:18
SPEAKER_00: If you're looking for that Sunday thing to do at the Music Box,
5:54:21
SPEAKER_00: read it carefully because you will get fucked.
5:54:23
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:54:24
SPEAKER_00: Fucking jizz bags.
5:54:27
SPEAKER_00: Really did piss me off.
5:54:28
SPEAKER_00: It was annoying.
5:54:29
SPEAKER_00: All right.
5:54:30
SPEAKER_00: Fair enough.
5:54:32
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:54:33
SPEAKER_01: I say we end this segment.
5:54:35
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:54:36
SPEAKER_01: So thank you for the support and the sponsorship through our locals page.
5:54:41
SPEAKER_01: And, uh, we may be doing something special tomorrow.
5:54:44
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
5:54:45
SPEAKER_01: Yes, we will.
5:54:46
SPEAKER_01: Around 5 PM Eastern time.
5:54:48
SPEAKER_01: So if you're,
5:54:50
SPEAKER_01: you know,
5:54:50
SPEAKER_01: part of our locals crew, um, you'll be able to tune in and check something out.
5:54:55
SPEAKER_00: Hold please.
5:54:56
SPEAKER_01: All right.
5:54:58
SPEAKER_00: Here's the difference, Sal.
5:55:01
SPEAKER_00: This was not like a real event.
5:55:03
SPEAKER_00: This was a, I'm just looking for something to do to fuck around event.
5:55:08
SPEAKER_00: And nobody wants to spend a hundred bucks to just have a fuck around event.
5:55:12
SPEAKER_00: If you spend a 200 bucks,
5:55:13
SPEAKER_00: I'd imagine you fucking had something like a legitimate thing you were doing.
5:55:18
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
5:55:18
SPEAKER_00: Don't you think?
5:55:19
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
5:55:20
SPEAKER_00: It's just his look hang with his boys.
5:55:23
SPEAKER_00: Well, even that.
5:55:25
SPEAKER_00: That's better than sitting around listening to Yacht Rock for a hundred fucking bucks.
5:55:30
SPEAKER_00: I know I'm sounding cheap.
5:55:31
SPEAKER_00: I don't even give a shit.
5:55:33
SPEAKER_00: That's fucking too much money to drive.
5:55:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:55:37
SPEAKER_00: That's just too much.
5:55:43
SPEAKER_00: Anthony, I'm chatting with.
5:55:47
SPEAKER_00: He was in Tennessee tonight.
5:55:49
SPEAKER_00: He was speaking somewhere tonight.
5:55:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:55:51
SPEAKER_01: He actually talked about it on sharing his The return of his guns where he was going
5:55:56
SPEAKER_01: to be tonight in Nashville.
5:55:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:55:59
SPEAKER_00: So he's in Tennessee tonight, but he did email me back.
5:56:03
SPEAKER_00: He's emailed me back a few times back and forth right away.
5:56:06
SPEAKER_00: He's definitely coming on and maybe next week.
5:56:08
SPEAKER_00: It just depends on his schedule.
5:56:11
SPEAKER_01: He said, I would love to do your show.
5:56:14
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
5:56:17
SPEAKER_00: And then the only thing he said back was November's a busy month.
5:56:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:56:23
SPEAKER_00: So we'll get them.
5:56:23
SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
5:56:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
5:56:25
SPEAKER_01: Trust me, if this is going to happen, we're going to make it happen.
5:56:28
SPEAKER_00: Yes, of course.
5:56:29
SPEAKER_00: And we're staying on it.
5:56:31
SPEAKER_00: And this guy definitely helped make it happen.
5:56:34
SPEAKER_00: So very much big thanks to Jim Florentine, who we will talk about next.
5:56:40
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, it's happening.
5:56:43
SPEAKER_00: So relax, everybody.
5:56:45
SPEAKER_01: Haley Kilcaller, you're on the air.
5:56:48
SPEAKER_01: Good day.
5:56:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
5:56:50
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
5:56:51
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
5:56:51
SPEAKER_01: Hello?
5:56:52
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
5:56:52
SPEAKER_01: Is it me?
5:56:53
SPEAKER_01: Is it me?
5:56:54
SPEAKER_01: Caller?
5:56:54
SPEAKER_01: You're on the air.
5:56:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:56:57
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
5:56:58
SPEAKER_02: Aiken?
5:56:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
5:57:01
SPEAKER_02: With those prices, are you kidding me?
5:57:03
SPEAKER_02: It's a fucking no-brainer.
5:57:04
SPEAKER_02: So what?
5:57:04
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean, so what?
5:57:07
SPEAKER_00: It's a fucking ripoff.
5:57:10
SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
5:57:11
SPEAKER_00: How is it not?
5:57:13
SPEAKER_00: To go in the morning?
5:57:14
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's so accurate, please.
5:57:19
SPEAKER_02: Give me a fucking break.
5:57:20
SPEAKER_02: Around here, it's like brunch hit fucking Benchmark is like $200.
5:57:25
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's because you live
5:57:26
SPEAKER_00: in a shit city.
5:57:29
SPEAKER_00: I guess, but I don't care.
5:57:33
SPEAKER_00: You're right, you don't.
5:57:34
SPEAKER_00: I do.
5:57:37
SPEAKER_00: I can think of better things.
5:57:39
SPEAKER_00: If I'm going to spend $100 plus, it better be something I truly want to do.
5:57:44
SPEAKER_00: This wasn't something that I was like,
5:57:46
SPEAKER_00: oh my God, I can't wait for Yacht Rock Night with the cover band.
5:57:51
SPEAKER_00: This literally was, it's something cheap to do and I got nothing to do.
5:57:58
SPEAKER_00: And it went from something cheap to do when I had nothing to do to something
5:58:02
SPEAKER_00: that costs a bit of money that I didn't want to spend,
5:58:05
SPEAKER_00: that I'd rather spend on something I want to do.
5:58:08
SPEAKER_00: Does that make sense?
5:58:12
SPEAKER_02: No, it doesn't because you and I are in the same... Can I ask or can I talk?
5:58:19
SPEAKER_02: You and I are in the same box.
5:58:20
SPEAKER_02: It's like...
5:58:21
SPEAKER_02: What do you spend on a given weekend?
5:58:23
SPEAKER_02: We got nothing going on.
5:58:25
SPEAKER_02: If you don't go out with Kelly or something like that,
5:58:27
SPEAKER_02: it's like, I don't like, you know, in a blink, spend a buck 50, 200 bucks.
5:58:35
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you drink, I drink.
5:58:36
SPEAKER_00: It's like, you know, dude, I, and it's not so much.
5:58:42
SPEAKER_00: Look, let me be clear because I must not be being clear here.
5:58:47
SPEAKER_00: It's not the money.
5:58:49
SPEAKER_00: It's not that I can't afford $100.
5:58:53
SPEAKER_00: I am the guy that for years,
5:58:56
SPEAKER_00: literally years,
5:58:58
SPEAKER_00: invited anybody that wanted to show up to a bar every Wednesday and I paid
5:59:02
SPEAKER_00: for everything.
5:59:04
SPEAKER_00: Whether it was $300, $600, $1,000, whatever the cost was, I just paid for it.
5:59:09
SPEAKER_00: It's not that I can't afford it.
5:59:12
SPEAKER_00: It's that if I'm going to spend money...
5:59:17
SPEAKER_00: I want it to be something I truly want to do.
5:59:22
SPEAKER_00: If it's going to see Yacht Rock and having to get up early to go do it on a Sunday
5:59:30
SPEAKER_00: after doing the CMS and by the time I end up going to bed at 6 o'clock in
5:59:35
SPEAKER_00: the morning,
5:59:35
SPEAKER_00: so then I got to turn on three hours of sleep to go to this fucking thing,
5:59:41
SPEAKER_00: I got to want to do it.
5:59:43
SPEAKER_00: For me to spend a bunch of money, for $25, yeah, that's fine, because who gives a shit?
5:59:48
SPEAKER_00: You spend $25 fucking going to McDonald's, so it's a little bit of an upgrade.
5:59:53
SPEAKER_00: For $100, though, it's not something I'd rather sleep.
5:59:58
SPEAKER_00: I'd rather sleep until 2 o'clock in the afternoon than get up and waste a bunch
6:00:03
SPEAKER_00: of money on something that I'm just doing only because I'm bored.
6:00:08
SPEAKER_02: So it's the principle of the
6:00:10
SPEAKER_00: thing for you.
6:00:11
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
6:00:12
SPEAKER_00: And if they would have,
6:00:14
SPEAKER_00: truth be told, and I don't know this to be true, I never can figure this out.
6:00:19
SPEAKER_00: If it was advertised on the website that it was $50 a head, I probably would have gone.
6:00:27
SPEAKER_00: I'd probably go.
6:00:29
SPEAKER_00: But because it wasn't, it was advertised as $12 a head.
6:00:34
SPEAKER_00: It was advertised as 12,
6:00:35
SPEAKER_00: and when I called to make the reservation,
6:00:37
SPEAKER_00: then they tried to fucking boost me, you know, another $35 a plate.
6:00:42
SPEAKER_00: I was like, fuck you.
6:00:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm not bending over that far for you to stick the dildo in my ass.
6:00:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm just not doing it.
6:00:52
SPEAKER_02: You're like the Oakland Denny story that Neely talked about years ago on the show
6:00:57
SPEAKER_02: with the sharing of the plates or something like that.
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SPEAKER_02: It's like, or last night, the fight.
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SPEAKER_02: The fucking fight went out in my entire building.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, last night?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we have to ask Netflix for our money back.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and what are they going to give you, $4?
6:01:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting ahead of myself.
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SPEAKER_00: And what are they going to give you, $4?
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SPEAKER_00: Here you go.
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SPEAKER_00: Neely, we'll talk about that, too, at some point in the show tonight, the Netflix fiasco.
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SPEAKER_00: It was a fiasco.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, totally, totally.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, Sal.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm just surprised you're still awake at this hour.
6:01:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I am.
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SPEAKER_02: I had a, like, real quick.
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SPEAKER_02: I came in at 3,
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know,
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SPEAKER_02: 5 o'clock from Corcoran's,
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SPEAKER_02: and there were two pieces on the table,
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SPEAKER_02: and they were ordered by Mark,
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SPEAKER_02: and the door person says, hey, can you bring these up to Mark?
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SPEAKER_02: We've been, like, calling his number, and he's not answering the phone.
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SPEAKER_02: So I had to deliver the pieces, and I got one of them.
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SPEAKER_02: So it's all good, you know?
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SPEAKER_01: So that's why you're up because you ate pizza?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Soaked up the booze?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_01: The pizza settled down that belly full of liquor?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, it did.
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SPEAKER_02: And I was waiting for you guys because Taylor wanted to talk about the fight,
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SPEAKER_02: too, that I saw on YouTube this morning.
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SPEAKER_02: So I hope you guys talk about it.
6:02:27
SPEAKER_01: Okay, Sal.
6:02:28
SPEAKER_01: I'm glad you're helping to program the show.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm just asking.
6:02:32
SPEAKER_00: All right, now beat it.
6:02:36
SPEAKER_01: All right, well, don't fall down or hit your head or anything.
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SPEAKER_01: Just sit down in a nice,
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SPEAKER_01: comfy couch, turn your speakers on, and just sit back and relax and listen.
6:02:49
SPEAKER_00: And scram.
6:02:50
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
6:02:55
SPEAKER_02: I told you, happy Veterans Day, buddy.
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you for your service.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, bye.
6:03:03
SPEAKER_00: Sal.
6:03:04
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Sal.
6:03:06
SPEAKER_01: All right.
6:03:07
SPEAKER_01: All right.
6:03:08
SPEAKER_01: Let's get into some tunes and we'll come back and do some more stuff.
6:03:11
SPEAKER_01: So I think this is a good song to close out the segment.
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SPEAKER_01: Van Halen, where have all the good times gone?
6:03:18
SPEAKER_01: It's mostly here.
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SPEAKER_00: On your, and I do mean your, classic metal show.
6:03:35
SPEAKER_03: Yo, you glam metal savages,
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SPEAKER_03: you want to hear the album that lit the fuse on the entire 80s hair metal explosion?
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SPEAKER_03: This is it,
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SPEAKER_03: Motley Crue's debut,
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SPEAKER_03: Too Fast for Love,
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SPEAKER_03: raw, filthy, LO out as hell, glam punk that'll melt your face off.
6:03:51
SPEAKER_03: Livewire hits like a kick to the teeth, Public Enemy No.
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SPEAKER_03: 1 and Merry-Go-Round will have you smashing the volume knob.
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SPEAKER_03: Remastered, meaner than ever, and ready to key rank in your ride or your man cave.
6:04:05
SPEAKER_03: If you call yourself a rocker and you do not have this in your collection yet,
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SPEAKER_03: then that's a crime, brother.
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SPEAKER_03: Click the link at the bottom of the screen right now and grab it before it's gone.