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Dead People Can't Prove Slander | The Treehouse Podcast | It's Friday!!! #41 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the tree
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house. I'm Daniel Malley along with Tredy Trendholm and Raj Sharma. Today is
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Craft Day, June fourteenth, twenty twenty four, which makes it the day
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before June fifteenth. And that's a big deal because that means tomorrow's Verma Fest
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twenty twenty four, which means today is pre Verma Fest. And there is
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a something Verma was certainly known for. It was about being pre One of
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the things I've learned about so many friends dying in the last handful of years
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is is they can't come back from the dead and contest anything you say about
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them very true. It turns out it's very difficult to be hit with libel
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or slander if the person you're referring to is dead. It's still bes to
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always rely on the truth, you know, don't just you know, make
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up really random things. But still you can get away with a lot when
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when someone dies, legally speaking, yes you can't. I've learned a lot
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in the last handful of years, Raj belve I have it is hard for
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a dead person to prove damages. Would feel like I feel like that's another
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promo right there. That's just an out of context sentence that we should start
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doing out of out of each and every show, Just one sentence out of
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each and every show, pulled out of context. Yeah, and when you
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do, uh, I'm a chocolate bear, don't say we support his decision
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to identify however he wants to. What's wrong with that Roger? We do?
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Yeah, I understand that, But there's context in that out of context.
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Mm hmmm, yeah there is, and that context lives inside the treehouse.
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Yeah, so don't and now release the full so people know what I
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was talking about. It's a whole quote is in the show. That's the
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whole point you want. You want to context, you listen to the entire
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episode context that's outside the treehouse, and then you're gonna get made to look
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weird. Okay, So we're just trying to get more listeners at the yes,
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at the sacrifice of my sexuality is what we're doing. That's a little
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narrow focused. We're trying to get more listeners at the expense of ourselves.
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There we go. Okay, that's about that makes me feel better. Yeah,
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it's not just you, gotcha. I haven't seen any promos with you
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guys in it, well, because we haven't said stupid stuff yet at least
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level. Excuse me, I'm sorry. There's many years worth of promos at
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our expense, but it wasn't always something that we set ourselves. Sorry,
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I'm running through the few memories I have left inside my rotted out brain.
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But yeah, don't worry, raj Our time is coming, Trey. What
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was your line again, dead Men? It can't prove damages or dead Men
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can't prove damages. Yeah, I'm gonna listen to that again in this episode
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of like that and that. That would actually make a really good promo.
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That's a good tease. It's like, oh my god, what were they
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talking about? Dead man can't prove damages? Jesus all right, I have
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something I want to ask, and no one's answered my question. Who the
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hell is Jojo Seewah? Okay, first of all, I don't know,
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but I do know you said her name wrong. Okay, I think it's
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Jojo Siwa. See Okay, I mean I was pretty close. She's well,
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there's a big difference between see what and Seewah. I mean, I
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just she's clearly in the the shallow end of the talent pool. But somehow
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it's especially TikTok just over the place. And I don't know why she's a
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really because there's a fifteen year old in the house, very popular singer,
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dancer, young kid twenty one, twenty two somewhere in there. One does
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she come from, like the reality TV world or some like that, Not
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that I know of. I know she's just the new pop sensation, new
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pomp like pop. She can't even sing. Yeah, you don't have to
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do that anymore. You don't have to be able to. They'll just do
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that. They'll just do that in post production. Yeah. See, Trey,
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you've stumbled upon something that we've known coming from radio, is that you
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don't have to be actually talented to be popular. Oh okay, I just
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looked her up and you're correct. She was on Dance Moms. Yeah,
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a couple of seasons of that. Joel Joni Jojo Siwa is an American singer,
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dancer, actress, and media personality. From twenty fifteen to twenty sixteen,
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she appeared as a dancer on two seasons of the reality television show Dance
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Moms, alongside her mother, Jesselyn See what And in twenty seventeen, she
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signed to Nickelodeon and acted in various shows in films. Oh, she's a
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part of the Nickelodeon. Uh. Yeah, she's like the Honey Boo Boo
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of gen Z, but more athletic. She's an active boo boo. Yeah,
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she has a cardio. Yeah, Jojo Siwa is the active Honey Boo
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Boo, whereas Honey Boo Boo is the sedentary Jojo Siwa. Yes see,
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I think we're relating to gen Z really really well now. So going from
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our previous episode, we're questioning their sensitivities towards things. Now I think we're
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we're jumping in there and giving him a nice, warm hug. Yeah.
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Yeah. We had a great post from Uh, I'm going to flub on
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his name. Last name is Powell's Robert Robert. He has one where he
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has a twenty year old I don't know if you guys saw his post or
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the two year old who's constantly late to work. He's like, I'm gonna
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have to fire you and he's like why Like, because, uh, I
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can't slap you until your papers clear hr something. But he has a there
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was some twenty year old kid who just showed up late to work every day
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and they couldn't understand what they have time blindness? Was that a real thing?
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Yes, that's a I saw a TikTok that you have some girl talking
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about how it was very unfair that people were so militant about time and you
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know they don't you know, understand people with time blindness. It basically means,
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you know, you can't see your watch and you're just late to everything.
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So ra yeah, I had a very good reason. For a while,
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I was like, no, I did. At least at least Raj
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has reasons for whenever he's late to something. That's the difference between gen X
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and gen Z. Like, well, like Raj, gen X, you'll
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have a reason for it, right, whereas gen Z is like, I
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just may they just can't tell time. Yeah. Nikki's daughter said, well,
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time's not Time's not a real thing. I was like, no,
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no, it is. It is. There's clocks everywhere, and that makes
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it real. That makes time real. I don't know if you understand that,
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But tell everybody else that time's not real. So it's just the concept.
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Yes, that's correct, And I want to throat punch you now.
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Not to assist her, but I think it would be more accurate if she
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said time is a construct. Construct, gotcha, that's probably better. Yeah,
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concept it is. It is the concept of time. Yes, that's
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accurate, but I think I think construct fits it better. Yes, that's
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true. I will I will correct her next time. Yeah, she gets
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that wrong and she wakes up in nude. That's not time blindness. That's
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called being a teenager. My sister had the same affliction. Oh okay,
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oh yeah. The thing I can ever wrap my brain around is where all
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these different terms keep coming from. Uh, you've got you've got time blindness
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now, which we've just learned about. Is that supposed to be some sort
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of a disability that they can't tell time or they can't show up on time.
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It's supposed to be a disability. I think literally with them now,
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it's I think it's gonna No one ever has corrected them, So it's just
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like roll your own, you know, it's you know, it's like seasonal
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genders. It's just whatever they feel like, you know, they they just
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make up and then we have to deal with it. Back up real quick
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to seasonal genders, which is also a great name for a punk man.
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Also, by the way, if you're going through seasonal genders, you are
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gonna be backing up quite a bit. Time blindness will be the least of
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your worries. Hang on, seasonal gender is a thing? Or did you
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just make that up? Trey, No, that's that's a thing that on
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TikTok people are Yeah, they're talking about that. Their genders changed with the
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seasons. So you can be like, oh, I yes, whatever you
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bring, it's the winner. You're you're a chocolate bear, an androgynous autumn.
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I know her. Oh, good old androgenous autumn. She used to
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uh she used to be in charge of uh first impressions at the front desk.
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A iHeart. I'm not making that up, by the way, all
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right, seriously, dre is seasonal gender is a thing. Yes, maybe
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I should trying to make it a when I say that, but it is
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an actual People are trying to make that a thing though. That's what I
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gathered. I mean, make no mistake, I have not done a deep
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dive into that, but I think you should. It is sees. A
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gender is a zeno gender identity in which one's gender is connected to one or
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all traditional seasons. He's not making that up. That is fantastically stupid.
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This is amazing. I don't even know where we what world are we in
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now? I don't know where we wake up every day? You know how
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the Marvel cinematic universe has all these different you know, dimensions and things like
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there's Earth forty and you know, Saturn ninety two and all these different things.
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I feel like we're on the run, one of the weird ones.
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Do you know how many gender identities there are? Well, technically there's only
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two genders, but gender identity. I'm just saying, physically there are two
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genders unless you have that Jamie Lee Curtis syndrome. Uh so that is so
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you can be both at the same time through you know, if you're a
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hermaphrodite so I I. But technically, physically, biologically, physiologically speaking,
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there are two genders. Now how you identify is completely different. I just
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like the definition of it. Ah. There are eleven gender identities male,
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female, transgender, gender neutral, non binary, a gender pangender, gender
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queer, two spirit, their gender, and all none or a combination of
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these. I've known a few nuns in my time. I like it's like
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all or none, and there's a whole nother thing I don't get because I
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have a lot of gay friends, yeah, and not a one of them
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has ever wanted to be identified as queer. Yeah, Like, where did
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that come from? I don't know. I don't even know what two spirit
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is. I'm like, that's a sentence that just sounds like a shitty go
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cart you got back in the day. That's two spirit. I don't know
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what half of this is, but I and honest, And here's the thing,
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I don't care. I don't care what you I don't care what you
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want to identify as. I don't just be a good person, don't be
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a dick. I don't care if you want to be a cat tomorrow or
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a god damnangaroo the next day. I don't care what you want to be.
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I don't care what you identify as. I really don't give a ship
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if you're dick. Yeah, just leave me alone. That's exactly right.
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Just get get off my lawn. Turn music down, and get off my
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lawn and slow down when you drive by, you're going to goddamn. That's
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exactly right. That's all I care about. Down that music slow down,
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turn your music down, get off my lawn. After that. I don't
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care if you want to be a koala. I don't care whatever you want
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to be. I don't care if you want to crawl out of your your
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car or prants out of it down the drive whatever. Yeah. Yeah,
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this lung of the music's down. I don't care if you're like I'm a
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crustacean. I don't go crab. Walk your way somewhere else. Get off
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my lawn. Just lower your voice, Bronie, don't yell. It's early.
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God, we are old. Yeah, yeah, I'm okay with that.
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a quick break and we'll go through these eleven identities again and we'll I'll pick
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To have Kaylin on from Pause in the City because tomorrow's Vermafest. So
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while today it's Friday, tomorrow's Saturday and we get drowning pool the Mad Mexicans
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and I need to pull up. There's so many bands I keep forgetting them.
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It's like watching Game of Thrones. I can't keep all the names of
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the character straight. I can't keep all the names of the bands that are
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performing tomorrow at Vermafest twenty twenty four, you got a couple bands that are
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going to be playing at Three Nations Brewery in Carrollton, and then for the
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main event at the studio at the Factory in Deep Elam, you get the
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other bands, including Drowning Pool, although with the way that they've been promoting
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it, hopefully Drowning Pull shows up. But if we're all gonna be there,
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we're all gonna have a great time, all raising money for the dogs
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from Pause in the City in honor of our friend, our late friend,
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Mark Verma. So with that in mind, before we jump more into Vermafest
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and what's going to be going on for us for us tomorrow, Kaylin,
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I know, I know you've got a sweet dog that you want to promote
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for Pause in the City. I do, yeah. So, as you
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mentioned beforehand, we're going to have the pre party at Three Nations Brewing that's
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going to be one of four that is the Carrollton location live music, pet
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Friendly. We're going to try to line up a couple of our foster dogs
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too, so maybe you'll get to meet some Pause pups. And then Vermafest
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to the Factory the doors are going to be opening at six, so as
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you mentioned John and Cole, they will be there. I think it kind
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of snuck up on them, but I feel like right now, Kaylan is
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sort of like the redhead in Wedding Crashers. I'll find you somebody will,
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maybe Ashley Ashley will do that. I totally believed them. But yeah.
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Also the guys from a Vain war hog mad Mexicans as you mentioned, so
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it's going to be a great lineup. We're going to have a good time,
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you know, as as we mentioned earlier, the guys are going to
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be discussing or the guys are going to be in seeing for us. So
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make sure to come out. Support your treehouse guys, come support your paws
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people, come support Mark. It's going to be a great group of people
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getting together so and rocking out all the name of rescuing dogs. Yes,
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and maybe a couple of beers in there somewhere. Yeah. If if you
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see any of us wondering around, like say, hi, don't be a
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stranger. But speaking of not a stranger, today, we have Truly.
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Yes, her name is truly, but it's not spelled like the drink.
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Although I do enough if you have enough truly as it is. Well,
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I think that somebody who serves truly is at their bar should host a pause
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event and we can maybe do like a dollar off Seltzers and we can bring
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truly. How does that sound, Trey, I don't serve seltzers. Yeah,
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Trey works at the uppity cocktail bar. Now, yeah, chick magnet,
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it's sore Espresso martinis. Oh yeah, that right there. You could
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open up a bar and call it the Panty Dropper and serve two drinks Truly's
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and espresso Martini's done. Oh I was gonna say vodka and cranberry. That's
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that's for after you hook up and you have a little problem. So Truly
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the dog it's by the way, it looks like it's spelled the same as
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the drink. I see Truly's around here all the damn time. Yeah,
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it's truly. The drink is spelled t r u l y. And this
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chihuahua on the pause in thecity dot org website's name is also spelled t r
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u l y. It is. I thought there was an e. Don't
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mind me, I can't spell you mind if I show you real quick for
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those Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you want to see Truly the
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dog, not the drink. Uh, and what Kaitlin is about to show
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us on the screen, which hopefully will be a dog, uh, you
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can You can watch this on Patreon, Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air.
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All episodes in full video there on our Patreon five dollars a month Patreon
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dot com Slash tree on Air, Kaitlyn take it away, all right,
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So in case, yeah, just in case you are listening, Truly certainly
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does look like a wild berry Seltzer. She is so cute. She is
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twelve pounds, is just under two years old. She's like a year and
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nine months. And they and they said seven days. We actually have a
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very specific date for her. Oh wow, okay, yeah, and you
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said and you said, Truly is twelve pounds, Yeah, twelve pounds in
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treehouse weight, that would be four daisies. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah,
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she's a little bit bigger, I know, like twelve pounds. Most
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people like, oh, that's so small, but when you have a daisy
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or a Stanley, it's that's on the bigger side. For it is.
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She is a mix. But like if you look at her head, she
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has that Chihuahua mixed. It kind of looks like a little boxy pit bull
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head, but she's teeny tiny. But yeah, she's solid white. And
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then she has like a really cute caramel color patch over her right eye.
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She is living with a group of dogs right now. Her foster is is
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a big dog lover, and she also lives with a cat. She said,
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truly gets along with everybody really well. She and the cat don't bother
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each other. She's super cuddly, so you don't always have to be like
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petting on her and physically loving on her. But you know, if you
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want somebody to sit in your lap while you're working, or you know,
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just cuddle up next to you while you're watching TV, she is totally happy
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just lying next to you. I love how everything you just said works for
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both truly the chiuala and truly the beverage work home, couch bed. And
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I think you even said truly goes with everything. I'm almost positive I've seen
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that on a flyer at one of the bars here. Truly goes great in
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a hot shower, nothing like a cold Truly in a hot shower. She
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has a very effervescent personality, but she's she does have a great personality.
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She's food motivated. She's a very motivated learner. So she's she's all about
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the not just the trees, but the physical affection. When she's doing well,
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she picks up on things incredibly fast. Trey, do you ever notice
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that whenever Kaylin is describing these dogs, it also sounds like men. Yeah,
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a good boy, that's right, Yeah, a good good boy.
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There's not a shelter to drop men off when they don't learn bars, Yeah,
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I would say, I think, I think, yeah, but you're
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right, there's not. There's not an official home for rescue men. We're
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not starting with those either. That's not for us. You can try someone,
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all right. So so back to truly the dog then, But yeah,
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so we've got a couple of pictures I do have someone for with her
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foster siblings, but they're not great quality. But I think these give you
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a good look at her personality. She's just super sweet, very attentive.
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Just look at that face. She's a storable she is adorable. She's got
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like gizmo ears. Yep. And the difference between truly, Yeah, the
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difference between truly the dog and men is if truly pisses on the couch.
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You're gonna be kind of okay with it. It's a much smaller thing to
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clean up, mm hmm. And I doubt she's very well trained, so
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I doubt you would have that problem. This is this is a Truly that
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won't have you get drunk and pee on your own couch either. How do
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you know about that, Kaylin? Well, I have not paid on my
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own couch. Who was a good girl. Well that all that means is
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she doesn't have to sleep in the crate tonight. Oh thank goodness. Yeah,
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well there you go. Thank you very much for telling us about Truly
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the dog so available for adoption. And you said, does have a foster
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or is it about to have a foster or does Truly need a foster as
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well? No, she has a foster and the foster seriously just gush is
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about how amazing Truly is. I think she is a previous foster phil which
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I think is the hesitancy. She's trying not to do that again because she's
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she's already got a few dogs. But yeah, she is looking forward forever
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home. So if you're looking for a super motivated, quick learner, that's
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a little you know, cuddle pup that'll get along with anybody. This is
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your dog, they said. You know, she might be a little bit
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apprehensive when strangers come in the house, but she forms up very quickly,
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so she's she's sociable. Well, very cool. Well thank you for that.
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So truly. Maybe we'll get to see truly at Three Nations Brewery tomorrow.
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And you said, so, let's recap for Vermafest again. So we've
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got Three Nations Brewery, the Vermifest pre party starting at one o'clock. That's
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at Three Nations Brewery in Carrollton. Find them online. It's Three Nations Brewing.
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Google it Three Nations Brewery in Carrollton. And then so that's one to
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four and then we're all going to caravan too deep Ellum for the main show,
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Vermafest at the studio at the Factory in deep Ellum, and that will
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include bands like you said, war Hog, Vain, Mad Mexicans, Earworm,
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Drowning Pool of course, and what's the other one, calein Oh you
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had to ask me. I can't see. I know. The artwork is
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kind of yah, sanction. We'll go with that. It looks like sanction.
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Yeah, yeah, I Think Sanction. Yeah, yeah, you go.
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Oh that's okay, you're your internet's life at I'm sorry about that.
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I was just going to don't forget about your discount code. Oh, thank
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you. Yes, So if you want to be uh, you know,
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you want to donate to the dogs, but you don't want to necessarily donate
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full price because you know you're on a budget. That's called treehouse ten is
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the coupon code. To get some percent off of your tickets, which are
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event info right there. Pausingthcity dot org again. The bands at Studio at
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the Factory in Deep Bell and for Vermafes twenty twenty four Vain warhog Eraworm Sanction,
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Mad Mexicans and headlined by Drowning Pool. You know what, I've been
31:00
to a bunch of big rock concerts in not just my life but in my
31:04
professional career, with a number of bfds and Freakers Ball under my belt.
31:11
This Verma Fest has probably the best collection of band names I've ever seen.
31:17
I mean, these are all cool names. Yeah, I've seen drown in
31:22
Coole once too, and they do put on a really good show, so
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I'm pretty excited, so very cool. So we've got Vermafest twenty twenty four.
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Kaylin will be there. We will be there, all of us from
31:33
the Treehouse. Trey and I will be there. Raj will be there unless
31:36
he's still suffering from time bladness, which I'm just now learning about. But
31:42
we're We're going to be on stage doing some giveaways, some raffle type things
31:48
for Pause in the City. So if you want to see us trip over
31:52
our tongues in public, will be there doing that as well. Looking forward
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to a very very fun time at Vermafest twenty twenty four in honor, of
31:59
course, of our late great friend Mark. From a former head of Pauls
32:02
in the City, Caitlin, thank you so much for joining us in the
32:05
Treehouse. We'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, see you guys tomorrow. Oh
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wait, I'm hanging on this so if I can find uh the brief here,
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re is this it? Hang on? Nope, Nope, nope.
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I got drowning pull in here somewhere, damn it. That's all I can
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play before we get hit with a copyright on YouTube. But that'll be a
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fun show. Looking forward to it. Thank you, Caleb, thank you.
32:37
All right, we'll be back inside the treehouse momentarily. You're listening to
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rain, more storms, and again more rain. Daniel, is it ever
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gonna stop? Dan? I don't know. I mean, this has been
33:25
a unique year. We haven't had, you know, those big monster storms,
33:30
but we've had so many of those medium sized storms come through. And
33:34
the wind this year has been definitely elevated more than what we see on a
33:38
normal basis. So we have seen some influxes and some weather and some heavy
33:43
rain. I think last time I heard the news, we're about twelve inches
33:45
above average rainfall so far. So people are seeing some major issues in their
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homes. Unfortunately, you know, things like leaks don't just you know,
33:57
show up the minute you have a storm at your house. So here's it's
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about a week or two we get a phone call, Hey, all of
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a sudden, I see a wet spot on my ceiling. All of a
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sudden, I you know, I think I see moisture building up in a
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part of my house. And so that's why it's important for us to come
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out and get those things to evaluate it, find the leak, find the
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calls, and get it stopped because if you do not find these leaks really
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quickly, it can turn into a substantial, bigger problem than it is.
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And so I'd highly urge everybody to walk around your house honestly and look and
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see if they see any kind of stains on the ceiling, because a lot
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of times you may not see it right away. If there are any tiny
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35:35
for a walk and uh, monkeys you're not supposed to look in the eye
35:40
or pythons eaten people. Raj, what's the new term you just found from
35:46
gen Z The Novy gender? You know what the NOV gender is like the
35:53
PBS, Yeah show, that would be Nova. No. Sorry, oh,
35:59
I was with Trey. I thought that was just referring to the PBS
36:01
kids. That's the that's the gender that really likes nature documentaries, huge,
36:08
huge fans of Richard. The no V gender is relating, This is hilarious,
36:15
relating to a person whose experience with gender cannot be defined by words.
36:30
This is when I wish the doc would make a time machine out of a
36:34
doloreum. I wish we could just go back and just get rid of all
36:39
this bullshit. My gender can't be defined by words. Shut up. It's
36:47
like the end of Back to the Future tree where he comes back and he
36:51
goes, you need your help. Your kids are assholes. Yes, that
37:05
is fantastic. You can't define me with words, Well, then I can't.
37:14
That's in the throat right, Oh yeah, stuff? You know what
37:22
else can't be defined by words? This punch? You know what punched you
37:29
in your throat? You can't talk. I will throw this out as well,
37:34
only because it seems like every day I wake up, there's a new
37:37
trend slash term that comes out of I don't know if it's necessarily gen Z,
37:43
millennial, whatever it is, but everything has to have a label these
37:45
days, right, Everything that you do is labeled something. So when you're
37:52
mad at work, that's quiet quitting. Oh is that what it is?
37:57
Well, it's that's almost inpretation, But there's quiet quitting, quiet, vacationing,
38:01
loud crying, all these different things. It's like seems like every ghosting,
38:07
all these terms that keep coming up with whether it's for workplace relationships,
38:15
genders identities. It's like there's a twenty five year old running around the entire
38:21
planet going crazy with a brother p Touch with a what it's a label maker?
38:29
Oh? I was like, I was like, man, that sounds
38:32
against the law. Yeah, it was a poorly named device. Yeah,
38:37
that sounds like something happened in the back of a church. That would be
38:43
Father P Touch. Yeah. See this ahead the whole other thing we got
38:52
to learn in the congregation. That's also the Baptist version. Oh that's the
39:04
wrong button. Hang, they're both purple on this thing. There we go,
39:07
all right. Today is fred Day June fourteenth, twenty twenty four,
39:14
coming off the heels of Brother Pete Touch and Father Pete Touch. Oh man,
39:22
we're funny. Birthdays today. Birthdays today. Lucy Hale, who played
39:29
Aria on Pretty Little Liars, she is thirty five. Here's the other problem
39:34
with all this gender stuff. Now, I'm in the problem of whenever I
39:37
see a name that it's someone's birthday, I assume they're female. I don't
39:40
know, because some actors now don't go by she or he. It's they
39:45
or them or it or that. I don't I don't know. I'm not
39:50
trying to be offensive. I'm just going on assumptions. Your name's Lucy.
39:52
I'm assuming you're a female. So if if you identify as you know,
39:58
an autumn leaf or something, or a winter twig, you know, like
40:02
the seasonal gender thing, send me a letter. But I mean no offense,
40:07
he said, send me a letter. They don't know. I know.
40:13
That's why I've said anyway, but more birthdays today. Kevin McHale.
40:17
Not the one who used to play for the Celtics who are currently kicking the
40:22
crap out of the Mavericks. No, if this one is thirty six and
40:24
plays already on Glee. Kara Kilmer is a paramedic on Chicago Fire. She
40:30
is thirty six. Jr. Martinez is forty one. This this is a
40:36
man, or maybe I shouldn't say that. This is a really solid human.
40:42
He's a former US Army soldier who suffered severe burns on forty percent of
40:45
his body in Iraq. Then he went on to be a motivational speaker,
40:50
got a role on All My Children, and won the thirteenth season of Dancing
40:54
with the Stars. Wow, that's a bona fide and a Maria hero right
41:00
there. Other birthdays Diablo Cody, who wrote the movie Juno, is forty
41:07
six. Steffi Graf Tennis star fifty five. Gasmine Belief, who did her
41:12
part to hold up the red swimsuits on Baywatch. She is now fifty six
41:15
from Culture Club BOYD George is sixty three, Yeah, and the forty fifth
41:23
president of the United States and convicted fellon Happy birthday, President Donald J.
41:30
Trump. He is seventy eight today. So there's a few stories we really
41:38
really really need to mention today. So I'm going to do that now,
41:42
all right, are we ready? Yep? Ready? Okay? Here where
41:45
you go? A Florida man has found himself behind bars after he was caught
41:52
walking around his neighborhood naked. Rolf Braun. How's that for a name.
41:58
Yeah, he is seventy three and he was arrested and charged with exposure of
42:02
sexual organs and resisting arrest. How lucky for those officers. After the incident
42:08
that unfolded at their Recreation Plantation RV resort in Lady Lake Sunday afternoon, police
42:17
responded to the RV park on Highway four sixty six in reference to a male
42:21
walking the road nude. A couple of witnesses said, A man later identified
42:24
as Wolf Braun was walking around the front of his RV lot completely naked.
42:29
An officer made contact with him at his camper. Braun entered the door wearing
42:34
a shirt and shorts with his genitals exposed through the neck part of this shirt.
42:38
What oh I misread that? Okay, sorry, he answered the door.
42:50
Imagine the surprise in that officer's face. I can see how now the
42:54
complainant was able to say he was naked. Bron answered the door wearing a
43:01
T shirt as shorts with his genitals exposed through the neck part of the shirt.
43:06
So that's just a T shirt gloryhole or is it calling Florida crew neck
43:16
and that's you know, had he just gone it's completely nude, it probably
43:20
would have just you know, people wouldn't have paid any attention. It's just
43:23
another day in Florida. But the T shirt really drew some attention to himself.
43:29
I mean, if people have just donald up the whole thing. Walking
43:34
around in trailer park, it said no shirt, no shoes, no service.
43:40
I have shirts and shoes. It said nothing of pants. Yeah.
43:46
The hidden the hidden part of that song is that is the additional verse where
43:52
it's like, yeah, but my crank's out, shirt, no shoes,
43:57
no problem, and my crank's out. And what does the resisting arrest look
44:00
like when you're naked? If you'd like to find out, go listen to
44:07
the sixth episode of Offbeat The Light Side of Law Enforcement, where I kid
44:13
you not, there is a man who's been in law enforcement for over forty
44:16
years tells a story about what it's like about what it's like to fight a
44:22
naked suspect. Wow, I finded resisting arrest in that situation is where they
44:25
resist to arrestue. Yeah, you no, are you just trying to do
44:30
the helicopter one baton against another. That's where you elbow your partner and go,
44:40
look, he's trying to fly away, Megan. So that's uh,
44:47
that's that's what it's like to take a walk in Florida. Uh. The
44:52
other gruesome thing I've heard about I'll tell you about in just a moment,
44:55
But first we need to tell you about if you are planning a vacation to
45:00
Bali, which is in Indonesia, you need to make sure and you don't
45:02
look the monkeys directly in the eyes. Okay. People have been warned not
45:08
to look monkeys directly in the eye. On a paradise island popular with tourists
45:14
from all over the world. As peak travel season approaches, especially from those
45:19
from the UK, people are planning on taking those all important summer trips,
45:23
many with their eyes on the Indonesian island of Bali. So the language and
45:27
travel experts at Iaki have outlined some of the key tips travelers jetting off to
45:31
the suden kissed paradise should be aware of, including how to deal with the
45:35
infamous native Macawk monkeys. The advice says monkeys in Bali, especially in places
45:42
like Ubud, are known to be both charming and mischievous. To stay safe,
45:45
don't look monkeys directly in the eye, as they may see it as
45:49
a threat. Keep your belonging securans up the way as monkeys can snatch phones,
45:52
wallets and other loose items. Also avoid feeding them. In January,
45:59
one video capture the moment a terrified tourists desperately tried to save her passport after
46:02
she was robbed by a monkey in body. Ah Jesus, yeah, I
46:10
mean that's happened when I was in India. There there's some temples that you
46:14
can go to that have other's. There's a lot of monkeys around, uh,
46:17
and people do feed them and they're kind of like it's kind of expected.
46:22
So if you are walking around, like there's like offerings that you give
46:24
to certain deities whatever, and some of them could be like you know,
46:28
apples or oranges or bananas whatever, they'll just literally as you're walking just climb
46:34
on you and take them out of your like offering plate and then run away.
46:37
So yeah, it is a little it is a little terrifying, but
46:42
I can kind of see like I just kind of throw like just as a
46:45
diversion diversionary tactic. I just throw like a bushel of bananas and then haul
46:51
ass in my car before Yeah, they all just fight over that bushel of
46:55
bananas and I'm like in the car by the time they figured out who's who's
46:59
the Supreme McCaw strange maccocks. That sounds like something terrible on the McDonald's menu,
47:16
the new maccox. Oh man, it always goes back to genitals or
47:31
what they posted them in the back of the church. Step brother pe touch
47:45
going crazy. Oh, there was there was a story that uh try shared
47:54
with us. We needed to also share but real quick one at the thing,
48:00
if you happen to plan on traveling to Indonesia, make sure you don't
48:06
go for a walk by yourself at night. Because a missing mother of four
48:10
was found dead after being swallowed by a forty foot python in Indonesia. Yeah,
48:16
that does happen as well. That happened once. I believe it was
48:20
an India. Guy was drunk and passed out in like a gutter and that
48:24
was that. Yeah, there's pictures of it. You can look it up
48:28
where you can see him inside the python. Yeah, I've seen that this
48:32
death marks the fifth person to be eaten by a python in Indonesia s since
48:37
twenty seventeen. However, reports of humans being killed by pythons are not typical.
48:43
That's good, according to one expert. Though there are cases of snakes
48:51
eating humans, the vast majority involved are very large pythons and people of a
48:55
rather small stature. It takes pythons a really long time to attain these really
49:00
enormous sizes. As a result, there are actually very few of these really
49:04
really large pythons unless it's a truly gigantic specimen. There's just not much to
49:09
be scared of. If you're an average size adult human, so just keep
49:15
that in mind the next time you refer to as a petite woman as a
49:19
snack. And finally, we all know the scene in ron Burgundy where because
49:30
his catch phrase is stay classy, San Diego, and they, you know,
49:36
they switch out the script and he reads it because you put anything in
49:39
front of ron Burgundy and he's going to read it. Well, sometimes sometimes
49:45
life imitates art, and here we have a wonderful example of such and I'm
49:52
going to share with you momentarily if I can figure out which tabits on.
49:57
Here we go. This is from the BBC. So this is one of
50:02
the stalwarts of journalism right. This is BBC News presenter Miriam Moshiri doing the
50:09
nightly news on BBC. Here we go. Now, they are known for
50:15
their big eyes and for being famously sleepy. I'm not talking about myself here,
50:20
no, sorry, no. But over the last twenty years, the
50:22
number of hazel dormice, yes, hazel dormice, has declined by as much
50:27
as seventy percent across the UK. It's hoped a new project which sees them
50:31
re released into their natural habit could help to restore the population. Is it
50:37
habit or habitat. I'm probably gonna get emails about this. Well, it's
50:39
habit on the auto Q So what can I say? Nikola Hassela has more
50:43
I'm Ron Burgundy, which just shows you that I just read whatever is written
50:52
in front of me clearly. Anyway, Look, now, did she acknowledge
51:02
that she was or was that written in the auto queue? No, she
51:06
did that. So that was her ad living, which was pretty good.
51:08
That's great, And then she came back with I'll read anything, okay,
51:14
so good. Now this is not, by the way, Miriam's first brush
51:17
with flubs on television, because there was another time in December where they're running
51:28
the graphics for the intro for the BBC News and right as they cut to
51:34
her from the graphic, you know, I'll just show you hang on.
51:39
Did you as they cut to her from the graphic, it's her flipping off
51:44
the camera? Oh, Miriam, Yeah. And it was a very brief
51:52
thing, and so she decided she's like, okay, I apologize. It
51:55
wasn't because people thought she was flipping off the viewers, so she had so
52:01
she had to release a statement of it saying no, no, no,
52:06
I wasn't you know I was not flipping off the viewers. In fact,
52:10
it was what she does with her studio crew as goofing around when they're counting
52:15
her down before she's live. Right, I just say this just as someone
52:21
is an expert. That's crazy, bitch. She's got the crazy eyes,
52:25
right she does. But as as you watch this, I want you to
52:31
notice how professional she is, because she goes from flipping off the studio crew
52:37
into the camera lens to stoic journalist in the blink of an eye. It
52:43
really is impressive. So she's counting down eight, seven, six, five
52:54
or three. Now she's gonna get cheeky. Okay, now she's gonna get
52:59
cheeky. So when she goes to two, watch your fingers, she turns
53:02
her the two around, which RaSE you spent time in the UK when you
53:07
take your index finger and your middle finger making the number two and you turn
53:10
it around. That's the fu thing in the UK. F you are in
53:15
Scotland, that's up. He killed there you go. That's that's the two
53:19
she's doing. And then when the one comes, and that's when the graphic
53:23
caught her. The graphic caught her right there mid middle finger. And then
53:28
watch her. Watch her shift Boom from London. So watch this again.
53:39
So I'm going to back it up to where she's flipping off the screen and
53:42
she's got crazy eyes that Trey knows all too well. M hmm. Watch
53:45
her shift into BBC Broadcast news presenter mode in the blink of an eye,
53:50
and notice the eyebrow raise as if to bring extra credibility to the news that
53:57
she is about to present. There it is live from London. This is
54:01
BBC. I mean that right there is a pro yeah, pro crazy because
54:08
that's also that's the same thing like you and your check, your alone,
54:12
You're you're talking, she's chewing your ass out, you know, just ripping
54:15
into you. Then someone else shows up and you're like, oh hey sweetie,
54:16
how are you good to see you? Yeah, that's what if you
54:21
if you watch, if you watch back, if you're watching this on YouTube
54:23
and you know Patreon, if you'll watch right when she goes from the middle
54:29
finger to the straight face, you can watch Trey fall in love. Now
54:38
we're gonna come back next week and trace like Live from the UK, he's
54:44
married. Look there, I know of only one other broadcaster that could rival
54:52
Mariam Mashery from the BBC. Okay, and that is formerly of NBC five.
55:01
Mike Snyder all the way back in two thousand and seven gave one of
55:07
the most legendary news presentations of a flashing incident in North Texas that you have
55:14
ever seen or heard. Okay, okay, now, lie, this is
55:23
NBC five. Ten. Investigators are trying to track down a pervert who exposed
55:29
himself to a woman in an apartment complex laundry room in Grapevine. Police say
55:32
the man walked in on a twenty one year old woman around a thirty Friday
55:36
night, pulling down his pants and asked, do you want some of this?
55:45
She said no, and then I pulled my pants up and left.
55:54
I mean, who is he? A dick? To on the production staff
56:00
that they included that in the damn script that I like the use of perfect
56:08
I mean he hit perfect hard, all right, Yeah, he nailed that.
56:12
One is NBC ten. Investigators are trying to track down a pervert who
56:22
exposed himself to a woman in an apartment complex laundry room and Grapevine Police say
56:27
the man walked in on a twenty one year old woman around eight thirty Friday
56:30
night, pulled down his pants and asked, do you want some of this?
56:34
The woman ran away and called police from her apartment. His face at
56:38
the end is perfect. Look at his face, right, I can't believe
56:43
I have to do this. Yeah, but you know they had to flip
56:46
a coin between him and Jane McGarry and he lost. Like, yeah,
56:55
I do, although I would have paid money to see Jane McGarry did that.
57:08
Mike Cider also, you know, he is the one who famously and
57:14
I'm sure this is why he didn't not go off prompter as you know back
57:16
when in the Delta crash in the I forgot what year was. That was
57:21
eighty five, eighty six at DFW when you know he famously said you know,
57:27
basically he was talking if he was like, and the plane hit the
57:30
water tower, well good, that at least will help put out the fire.
57:37
Jesus. He Actually they get caught on like a hot mic. I
57:43
mean they were I think that was live because you know it just happened.
57:46
Oh wow'll put out the fire. My Mike's been bitter since eighty five.
57:59
I don't know what happened to him in his big ass Yeah, he sort
58:02
of disappeared unlike Scott Murray's sports who's still running around him seeing things. We
58:09
should look at what happened to him. We should find out. I think
58:14
he's running around in a laundry room and an apartment complex and Grapevine still doesn't
58:23
have any takers. Though verma Fest is tomorrow, we will see you there
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