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*Bonus Ep: Example of a RHONJ Patreon Episode* Jersey Premiere Recap, 1 year podcast anniversary and more! · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama Darling Drama Darling. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,
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hello Hello. Oh my god. I love these livestream days. Okay,
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so hi everybody, it is Monday, Good morning. Guess who's here?
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Jamie and Emily, Oh my god, they're so excited. They're like
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in the starting box. Yeah, it's a Kentucky Kentucky Derby all over again.
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Did you guys place any bets this weekend? I have What are the
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chances I'm gonna build this copy on myself? Take a bet on that that
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is a full cup of show? How did you even get it to your
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desk? Yeah? Very carefully. That's why I was late, Amy,
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I was walking at a snail's pace. I did. I did text because
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the darlings are amped up today like it's so and sometimes they panic, They're
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like where is everybody? And I and I have a tendency to be pretty
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late to these uh libes. So thank you for joining. Everyone's here,
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Hi, mel Melissa, Melissa, Mike, Katie, Steven, You guys,
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Jamie and Emily and Darlings. It's you, guys. Because yesterday was
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the official day one year anniversary for Drama Darling, and it's our ammiversary Amy
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to the Amy Verse. So proud of you. Congratulations. I wouldn't be
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here if it weren't for you and the darlings. So, I mean,
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I'm so grateful to you guys. Thank you for just really sticking in there
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with me. You know, and who I might even be on a double
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dose of lexapro so you won't get a tear. You're not gonna get a
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tear. No, I'm kidding. You might know. There is nobody works
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harder than you and me. I'm gonna crack a beer and wow, everybody,
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come on, I'm just getting my beverages ready. Everyone relaxed. I'm
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not drinking a beer at ten. It's only Monday. That's a Tuesday through
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Sunday thing. She's right, look at her porn one out for the homies.
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That's for the detown. That's for the Detroiters. Yes, and I
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have my I'm representing Lake Tahoe. Of course I've never been there, but
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still Emily and a strawless big cup with my Pittsburgh New Hampshire sticker that no
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one can see. Also noted, Emily is uh not where she usually is.
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Emily, I have the same curtain. I'm in the same space.
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Oh sorry, Oh no, well listen, pull it back, Oz,
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because guess what we're letting the darlings know. She is out of town.
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She's Maryland. She's in Maryland, and you know different. Jamie. Now
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that I'm I mean, I can hear the you sound like you might be
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close to some delicious crabs. I am, I am, and I'm gonna
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get that cleared up this afternoon. Uh, maybe we'll be delighted by Emily's
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uh what will we call it? Not Moniker, you're another well your character,
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but alter ego if you will, Maryland it is. It lives in
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me hard because when I when I couldn't take the bridge from the airport,
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I was like, somebody's fucking ignorant. They hit the side of this thing,
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had a couple of natty bows and gone, Daddy got the fucking key
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bridge. Now I can't get there, and it's fucking ignorant. I gotta
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draw around. Right, there was a big bridge incident. Oh my god,
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now you're there. It is not fun. Oh that's right. That's
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what happens when Amy and I go back to Michigan. But we're like,
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do you want to pop with your coney. Yeah, I want to pop.
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I gotta my mom. Come on, you guys, we're gonna get
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Someboddy's peach. Geamie, you left your backpack in the car, don't get
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it. One time I went in an audition and the lady's like, very
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good, but can you pull back the Michigan dialect? Can you pull back
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the Michigan accent? And I go one accent? Didn't book it, didn't
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book it? All right, Darling. I see you guys later. Look
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at that coffee. Just just tiptoeing around that room. I mean, I
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know, Melissa, I want a whole podcast of Maryland Emily too. We'll
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get there to it one of these days. Yeah, we'll do it as
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like a Jamie and Amy. Yeah, I'll interview. Yeah, we'll do
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like a Michigan and then we'll do like a Baltimore. It'll be fun.
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Yeah, we're together, like yeah, well we weren't lay together, couple
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mixing up the countries of Baltimore, State, Michigan. It's like it's like
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it's like Michigan or Maryland. Take your poison, and I'm a big poison
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head, so good walk I can't. It's so funny. Jamie is it.
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Have you ever heard anyone doing Maryland accent before? No, it's really
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good. I'm actually taking notes. It's kind of like a Philly accent,
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but like between somewhere between Philly and taking a ship. Because even I love
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that cross song. That's such a beautiful song. I'm going for that one.
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Take it the best of we do you guys? All right? Well,
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speaking of taking a shit, I just want to clear up I'm not
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I only may have had a double dose of lexapro because I can't leave the
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darlings hanging on me like saying something as reckless as that. It's just a
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last night. I think I forgot to take it at dinner, and I'm
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pretty positive I forgot, so that means I had to take it this morning,
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so I didn't double dose. It's just that if for some reason I
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did take it and I really forgot that I took it, then I did
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take it a second dose. But there's nothing bad that can happen with that,
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Okay. I just want to put everyone's minds at ease. Oh,
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thank you, I thought you were just doing a bit. No, No,
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it's I was hoping for like a really big like blowout. We need
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to call the ambulance. No, not on drama, Darling, I'm come
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on today, not on. Well, you're right, it is alive.
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So anything but bill it throw it merch. Oh oh did I fall?
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And you can buy this on my website. These are not for sale because
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I'm really good at doing merch. Anyway, all right, speaking of our
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podcast, here's what I need to talk to you guys about. Listen up
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if you're listening, and your Tier one this is very important. So we
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have a year celebration. We have a year anniversary that we're marking. I
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have to change things. Things have been tweaked, they will be tweaked.
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I'm going to be implementing these things as of today. And what's happening is
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Tier two, which probably most of the people on the live right now.
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You are not affected by anything necessarily, so your nothing changes in your tier.
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Okay, uh, you also took two lexapros double dose alexiprone. Nothing
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will happen. Nothing will happen to you. I did put it in the
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podcast, but you'll be fine. Tier one. So what's going to change
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is that the good news is that you will be getting Tuesday and Thursdays public
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podcasts on Patreon ad free ad free. That's huge. Okay, so you're
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going to get those two podcasts ad free, which normal right now for the
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last year, you have not that that has only been something that uh,
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tier tier two has been getting towards the end of this year. Now,
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the thing that I'm pulling back from Tier one are that you'll be getting one
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bonus episode other than the two free ad free episodes. So you're gonna get
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it one episode a week. And and so if you want more episodes,
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which you're you're used to getting, because you're getting three episodes right now,
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you need to upgrade to Tier two. It's so much work, you guys,
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it's so much content. And you know, I'm so appreciative for you
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guys. Tier one, Tier two, tier three, everything. But if
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you need, if you would like to get the as much content as you've
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been getting, please upgrade because Tier two is where it's at. You're gonna
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get everything there. Other good news for Tier one is that you hadn't gotten
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video recaps before, but you will get a video recap of the one podcast
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that you're getting, so you're gonna get so essentially you're getting three ad free
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plus a video recap. Okay. Now you also have access to these live
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stream chats that we're doing now, and that was only available on Tier two,
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so now you have that and early at access to live show tickets.
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So it's still a great tier to be a part of. But you know,
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right now, if you want to get all the things like Summer House
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and vander Pump Rules, you're going to need to upgrade. So right now
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you're going to be getting Real Housewives of New Jersey that will be your one
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bonus EP okay, and then like vander Pump Rules, Jinks, like all
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that other stuff, all the extracurricular traders, you name. It is going
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to be Tier two and I would welcome you over there. It's not that
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much of a jump. You're paying seven dollars right now a month, and
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if you bump up to twelve you get all these perks. It's going to
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be great. There's so much content, And I was just going through all
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the calendar and all the shows that we're covering for the rest of May and
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June and July, and like we're dipping down because real housewives. There are
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not a lot of Real housewives that are going to be airing this summer,
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which is actually kind of fun. So it gives us time to you other
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really fun things like book club, et cetera, et cetera, offshoot shows,
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throwback episodes. We will be doing DC. You know a lot of
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people have been asking for that, So lots of things happening there. And
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Tier two, what can I say? You're getting your ad free, You're
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getting every nothing is really changing for you guys. One thing I want to
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give you guys a heads up on is on the video recaps. When I
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do a live host read, those will be in the video recap and there's
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usually just one live read. But you're not getting the programmatic all the other
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ads that go with the audio and all that stuff on the public. But
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that's being said, does anyone have any questions? Questions? Does anyone have
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any questions? Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot I failed to mention this.
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The zooms. So the Zoom meetings, I will not be doing one
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every month. That got to be too much. And so what we're going
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to do is we're going to do zooms that are more like I would say,
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perhaps three to four times a year, and they're going to be more
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uh, direct, Like we're going to be featuring a guest, so it's
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going to be kind of like a Q and A. Like I want to
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have lifestyle, Beauty, health and wellness somebody from who writes for like Entertainment
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Weekly, you know what I mean. Like I want to do interviews,
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so you guys can do Q and a's with them. So it's going to
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be more like almost like a small group vibe, which I'm very excited about.
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So that I know, I'm excited about A two mil. So yeah,
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So the monthly zooms, you guys, we're not going to do them
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monthly. I'm not going to promise how many they'll be quarterly exactly, Mike,
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thanks, promise there's going there's going to be twelve A promise, Mike.
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You're right, it is coret. I actually put that in my notes
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quarterly zooms. But if there's something that pops up like crazy in the news,
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I'm gonna jump on, like you know what I'm saying. So I
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just I, uh, those are the changes that are being made, and
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I'm really excited because I think it's going to be more streamlined and more pointed
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and uh, I'm and uh I'm excited, So yes, questions anyone sounds
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perfect, great, sounds great, thank you very good? Yeah, twelve
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dollars. That's less than one martini at any bar in California. I would
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give up a martini a month to listen to you and do these. You
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don't say that I will tramp up a martini, you know what, I
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have tried it. That was twenty twelve. It's a new era. One
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martini a month to be with my beautiful Oh so nice, that's so sweet.
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Well, and I also, I mean, look at these guests.
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You know. I also I pay my guests thousand dollars and you know that
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being said, I also had been consulting with a lot of people who are
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on Patreon and do podcasts, and so many people were like, you're doing
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this for They were they thought that I was crazy for this past year,
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and I was like, you don't understand. Like I wanted to just like
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I didn't want to lose anybody. And I'm so grateful so much to my
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I'm a codependent person, you know what I mean. I want to give
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everything for a very low price, but I'm realizing that I can't afford it,
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you know, so I don't want to be, you know, charging
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up the credit cards as much as I have been, so I need so
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please tell your friends and thank you so much for listening. And you know,
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there's not much else we can say except for please enjoy. It's gonna
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be great. It's gonna be great. WHOA Okay, Amy, you float
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this whole boat. And I'm so impressed by you. I can't say,
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sure where my calendar is current, let alone what you do every day.
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I'm like where that calendar? That's like how I spent yesterday looking for my
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calendar. So the way you have done this for over a year, and
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how much you love your darlings, and it's just so as yes, thank
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you, And it's been I have not done it great, you know what
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I mean. It's been a real learning curve, like it's been, and
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I am so grateful how patient everyone has been. And truth be told,
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I think a lot of people really like they come sometimes people come in and
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out. And I also want to say, I'm going to be activating the
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yearly subscriptions so you can also pay yearly, and with that yearly subscription you
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get a bit of a discount. I will activate that later today. Sorry.
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I think I'm gonna do like a separate video and post it on the
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Patreon to explain all this so that people can have somewhere to go if they
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forget, and if I forget what I'm talking about? Can you do it
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in Liza Minelli's of course, mother tear once you got to upgrade, please,
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I'm begging you, mother launch you to Good job, Liz. Thank
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you for joining YouTube and now you can comment, and that's the other thing.
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People are figuring that out too. This is a great community. So
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I am gonna Okay, there's a couple pieces of news that I just want
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to chat about before we get into Jersey serving dish. First of all,
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Arian Emetics. As we knew her run was going to be extended in Chicago,
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and she has announced today that she is returning on to Broadway August first
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through the twenty seventh. So that's very exciting. Congratulations to Arianimatics. Yay,
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gosh. I would really like to see this, wouldn't you. Guys?
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Yeah, Actually, when you were saying that, I was thinking,
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you know, let Amy, a friend of ours, is renting an apartment
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in New York for three months and said I could pop over there, and
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I'm you know what, what if I popped over there just to see this
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show because I'd have a place to stay. You, I'll just stay outside.
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Guys, It's okay, I'll here by. Oh my god, Darling's
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upgrade so I can pay for Jamie's ticket to Broadway so she can re like
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she can do a whole thing. Oh my god, that would be so
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cool. Listen, if you Mike Cseri, Mike, I'm sorry if I
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say your wrong name? Is it Cerceri? Mike, who is an unbelievable
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supporter of the show and is always in the in the chats here he he
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said that he would go again. He went and saw her in February,
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but he said he would go again. So if you need someone to go,
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if he will go with you, Mike, all right. So,
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Also, the Summerhouse reunion took place last week, and in fact, Andy
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Cohen did as Kyle Cook promised. He let him shave his mullet off,
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and he has it in a bag and he's going to put his mullet in
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the clubhouse. They don't know how they're gonna do it, but they're gonna
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put it in the clubhouse. And I just thought that was so funny.
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So that being said, you guys, holy shit, the premiere of the
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Real House Size of New Jersey. Duh, And that is why we've got
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to just knockout, drag out guests today, Jamie and Emily, how you
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guys feeling? How you feeling? Loved it? From the looks to the
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confessional looks to the messy, messy little fight at THEIFESSI party. I thought
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it was a great premiere logover due, pretty pretty spicy. Yeah, I
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love ending. We're going to begin where we ended opener. That's always like,
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oh, it's gonna be a good season. Yeah. And Dolores is
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sitting there wearing just the collage of Teresa's wedding hair. I didn't even understand
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all the hair pieces. It's oh wild. And then we get into the
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then where there's like flashbacks and voiceovers of echoing screams and I'm like Jersey's Mac
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baby on the ground wine. You know, they're calling it the last supper.
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They've had so many last suppers though, all the way back to prostitution
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or was a last supper? They always have those dinners, they do.
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And you know, I, famously, and I want to give myself credit
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for this, famously really established a connection with the manager at Rails, that
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restaurant that you see when I was on Serious XM. Because I used to
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talk about them going to Rails and I was like, I love Rails.
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I want to get to Rails. Rails looks amazing and they're by the train
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tracks, so on and so forth. So much so that people were going
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to Rails and being like, Amy Phillips talks about you on our show,
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and so Mike from Rails, the manager called into Reality shocked and was like,
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Amy, you're talking about me all the time. I love you for
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it. And he sent me like a bottle of wine he sent me Rails
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merch. It was amazing. It's awesome because this season before this opened at
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Rails, right, very similar. I don't know, there was a blowout
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Rails. They've been there a lot, and I think it's it's it's a
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it's I feel like it opened there before. Am I right, darlings.
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Probably maybe we could have our next Darling dinner there. Oh, I really
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love that, you know he's been to I mean, I it's long overdue.
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I shouldn't have gone to Rails by now, but I haven't. Okay,
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So Rails is going to be the scene at the finale when they all
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like, you know, goes to Hell in a handbasket. And I was
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just pleasant. It was just I was very pleased to see that. Yes,
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you know, it's good when they open up with ominous music, yeah,
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but streaming echoes, screaming echoes, yeah, and just Dolo just sitting
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there like, I don't know, you know, she's like, I'm the
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last one standard go back and check her hair out. I mean, I
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guess we see it is wild. And then I thought, well, maybe
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it got tossed around. I don't know. So now this is an interesting
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point, Liz says, uh uh, I do not find that entertaining.
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So you know what, you you raise a good point. And I want
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to just check in with you guys about this because when I originally saw the
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trailer for Jersey and I saw that there was this disheveled mess of glasses,
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and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Like really, are
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we really doing this? So I was coming into this season like, oh,
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but then it starts, you know, and I know and then knows
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what we want and then its we don't know we want it, but but
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but why, like why does it always have to end with like glasses everywhere?
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You know what I mean? Like does it? Well, who who's
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going to get married this season? That's your options your wedding or glassware broken?
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You know. Here's the deal. I think all of us can relate
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to how uncomfortable at times Jersey can get. It's very upsetting. There's families
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ripped to shreds. But I have to give it to the A plus to
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the Bravo producers because you're absolutely right, it's like the table and everything,
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and then it's like and then they just start showing us everything. I'm like
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Yay, there they are, like you, yeah, they really screw us
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up in the head, Like you know what I mean, It's such an
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emotional roller coaster, because yeah, I want when I see the trailer,
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I was triggered, like this is so violent and so wrong, Like what
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are we representing here? Like what are we celebrating? What are we doing
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in our lives? And these women, these women, you know, like
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that's what they say, Jersey Danielle, stop you too, but like why
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are they acting in such a way, you know? And then and then
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you just I just kind of have to compartmentalize that, and I'm just gonna
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deal with that at the reunion. So that's where I'm at. You guys,
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I'm just gonna be like, I'm gonna put that aside. I'm gonna
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deal with it later, and that's just that. I'm gonna move on.
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I'm going to start this season fresh, and I'm gonna start wrapping my head
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around what the fuck Danielle is wearing in here? Confessional had my jaw t
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the floor. This is excessive. This is excessive, This says Toddlers,
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gives tearras mine. I am no. We've never seen the likes of that
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that was something else, the beating, the beating. And she does design
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clothes. She's a clothing designer, Emily, does she because she owner children?
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Is she a take owner? Is she a clothing designer? Yes,
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she does design for the kids. I do think she does design the outfits
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for the kids. And what is her who her boot take us? Something
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like fucking gorgeous kids? Yes, yes, right, like kids cute with
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like eight hundred k's in it, so cute, they'll get a money gun
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shot at him. We'll make your daughter so cute. Your husband is gonna
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shoot a money gun at him. Oh my god. Yeah, So we
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gotta wrap her head around that. We open with Melissa's dog peeing on the
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curtains. Yeah, not good. That's that gives house might smell like pp
28:06
vibes to me. Yes, sure does, Sure does. It's concerning because
28:11
you think that dog looks very comfortable doing that. Didn't think twice, which
28:15
means, oh, yeah, all those new curtains have it in that new
28:19
house, that new Peebs Mill house. And then we move on to March
28:25
and Merlina and she's like, we got a new duv. We gotta put
28:29
this dub like yeah, and I was like, yeah, we're back.
28:34
I know, I know, it's like pissing on curtains. She's like,
28:38
I love it. I was like, okay. So then we go to
28:49
uh Rachel's. Now this is some good jersey stuff. Rachel is bringing the
28:55
jersey. She's like, we got the fakach, we got Nona coming over.
28:57
She gets fucking pissed when she don't see the fucking kids, you know,
29:02
and then Gigi, Julianna and Jadeen fucking and then the kid is swearing
29:07
in the video yes, yes, And I love that. I love when
29:14
kids swear. I hate that. I love it, but it only MEAs
29:17
me every time. What's not to love? You know, it's not to
29:19
love? Would she say fucking chootch And I don't even know what that means?
29:23
And I feel dirty saying it, Like did I just insult somebody?
29:26
Did I insult a race of people? Because it feels like it, Like,
29:29
what even is that? I think it's Louie. I think she's talking
29:33
about Louie, And talk to me about we We discussed some of the standouts,
29:44
where the dog peeing the duvet, Danielle's confessional look, and what about
29:49
those domed cake stands like the the in Rachel's house on her come the cake
29:56
that don't really aggressive different levels of height. Yeah, And I always like
30:03
those in theory, and then when I see them, I feel like they
30:07
would just be in the way and I would accidentally break them. Those the
30:11
glass domes, the covers. Yeah, so that's a damn shame and that's
30:18
it. That should be sinful for Jersey. Yeah, you put cake stands
30:23
with domes and you've got nothing in them, and you've got family coming over.
30:26
What the fuck? What's the point. What's the fucking point, what's
30:29
the fucking point put them under your domes? Fudhas I was like, I
30:37
would think it Rachel's she would have like fun word art in her domes,
30:42
like that's on cake stands, like Live Left Love in the cake dome you
30:48
ugh, yeah, just a couple of little crumbs beside it. Brett can't
30:56
stand decorating. That's like, you know, like Chelsea's kitchen, Live Left
31:02
Loove, like come sit fun, you know. So he'll go on a
31:07
tangent. And the other day we were talking about our kitchen or whatever because
31:10
we have nothing hanging in there. But anyway, and then he's like I'm
31:15
gonna draw, I'm gonna write like just like Amy's kitchen on this wall.
31:19
And then and then he just was going on a reel. It was you
31:22
just had to be there. Sorry, all right, So anyway, don't
31:26
ever take him to to Ross dress for less because it's filled with those m
31:32
Yes, okay, just as far as you can see murder, I will
31:41
say murder, murder, murder. Uh. Totally related about Juliana's tongue tie,
31:51
because Maddie had a tongue tie when she was a baby, and that
31:55
was a real that's a thing that people are now really figuring out that that
31:59
has an when your baby isn't latching properly and they're not feeding. So that
32:05
was really interesting to see that, and I was glad that she's probably gonna
32:08
get like that procedure and the younger they are, the better, and it's
32:15
just really interesting. I was glad for her to be sharing that very relatable.
32:20
Yeah, that was cool. I mean I do like her whole family
32:22
dynamic. A little weird that Nonah is calling out Gen's nose job, but
32:30
you know, that was fun on camera. But yes, I like the
32:32
whole family dynamic. Over they called out her nose job. I miss that.
32:37
She called her gen with the nose. She was like with the Yeah,
32:44
I know, but Jersey, the Jersey plastic surgery is the numbers are
32:49
high on that one. But you know what, I think Jersey surgery is
32:52
great. I have this theory. Yeah, pretty good, you think?
32:58
So Je looking better Jen? La? Jen was rough at the point the
33:02
beginning that second nose job, but now she's looking pretty good now, yeah
33:07
job she got where it was like, yeah, what is New York and
33:13
New Jersey? Their work is better than La. I really feel that way
33:19
in general in terms of like h New York Jersey celebrities versus l A.
33:25
Like, I think there's something that looks more natural about it. Yeah,
33:30
Tara says, Dolores looks amazing. Yeah she does. I mean why I
33:37
love Delores for life. Melissa grabbing her butt, love it or hate it?
33:43
Like where do you live? I mean, I think they have grateful
33:46
to see the butt in motion. So you know, if Melissa had to
33:51
be a conduit to me seeing how Delores, which is not something I was
33:53
wondering about, but as it happened, I thought, wow, that is
33:57
a very nice butt. So perhaps Melissa is the gate to the butt.
34:01
Yeah, the gatekeeper. It's not a little excessive. It went not for
34:05
a while a while, but you're right, grateful whatever you said, Jamie
34:09
was funny. Grateful to see it, Yeah, I agree, grateful is
34:14
see it in motion? Yeah she really, you know, she really went
34:16
for it for all of us. But it was just long. I was
34:21
cooking with Keiki and Cheryl Ell says, unnecessary, little little grit to it
34:25
is cookie with k I would agree. You know, these ladies on these
34:30
shows, they're always grabbing each other's boobs and their butts, and you know
34:34
it's like, let's slower rolls. Okay, yeah, I'm not into it
34:37
in my friend's circle gals. So Jamie, this is just me telling you
34:42
to not do that again. And yeah that was four times. But I
34:49
feel like they have that relationship because I am sensitive to like, oh is
34:53
she comfortable or not comfortable or that was that person, like you know,
34:58
like when when I don't and they start ripping the dicks around on the chefs
35:01
and I'm like, what are you doing? But this felt like they were
35:07
friends and this is just like yeah, they do totally, And like Jamie,
35:10
you can grab my butt anytime in boobs and I'm totally fine with it,
35:14
like I don't care. So all right, well yeah see at four
35:17
o'clock. But like a perfect example, and we talked about this again,
35:23
I'm not invited. I'll be outside waiting again. Again, I'm not inviting.
35:30
But like on the valley with the weird thing between Dody and the nipple
35:34
twisting, they don't have that kind of Oh right, no, see that
35:37
there. I agree. You know you got to read the room. Yeah,
35:40
so that's where I stand. Cindy says. John Tuda reminds me of
35:45
Brutus from Popeye. You know you're not. I'm going to pull up a
35:51
Brutus picture. Just please do Brutus. Yeah, that's the mash up.
35:59
Brutus mar oh, Brutus Mars got it, by the way, did you
36:05
so? Uh? Antonio? And she's looking at the picture. She's done
36:10
laughing. We's see. Oh my god too, that's amazing. That's a
36:16
spading image. Look at it. Can I finish what I'm trying to say
36:21
here? I used to be you talk, then talk? Did you talk?
36:24
And I talk? You said you? You say you were expecting me
36:34
because I went to jails. Hold on, nobody's letting me finish my You
36:38
said that you're the biggest rug. Let me think a burging count yeah,
36:47
burging, Yeah, I wrote it down. Is holding a card for me?
36:53
Who said that my ex is in jail? Like we both were,
36:57
let's be friends. I feel like, Emily, were you gonna? I
37:08
can't remember. Oh, it was just that both Melissa and Teresa's girls are
37:15
going to schools that are blue and gold. And the reunion last year,
37:19
I remember us talking about like how they were dressed like Notre Dame colors blue
37:22
and gold and that's that's no, they're not going to d Oh yeah they
37:29
were. And I think I even said they were dressed like University of Delaware
37:32
too, and you did holy wow wow. And I wonder if that was
37:39
like how that was put together because it was such an odd choice, Navy
37:44
like blue, that blue and gold. That's how they got admit? Wait,
37:49
how they got they're admitted to those schools. So instead of like putting
37:55
them on a rowing machine and faking it, they just put the colors.
37:59
In the reunion, you represented us, You're in a missions clear. Yeah.
38:04
It's wild to see the two gals going off to school at the same
38:07
time, we have Antonio going to University of Delaware and Gabriella going to University
38:14
of Michigan. Yeah, I was so touched. I mean, Gabriella has
38:19
been such a phenomenon, you know, uh in this family for so fascinating.
38:27
She's always been more quiet, reserved, and I remember in a previous
38:32
episode that she's like a four point one grade average. She's like real smart.
38:37
But how sweet was it when Teresa was like, she's the only one
38:40
who what did she say? Called or wrote every day? Wrote me every
38:45
single days. She's the one who's very you can kind of tell she's not
38:50
into the camera whatever. She just loves her mom. She's just quiet.
38:54
I find her to be. I think she's gonna be a great success.
38:58
She'll probably be like a doctor, neurosurgeon, something like that. Like you
39:00
them is an excellent school too, so hard to get into even you know,
39:05
yeah, I only got into the summer program and then they said summer's
39:08
over. Game. They don't let me in. I'm not allowed on campus.
39:15
I'm like, I'm here for the football game. They're like, uh,
39:16
not you with those grades. Not with those grades. We don't want
39:22
you on campus, you might meet a boy and we don't want your marrying
39:25
archive. Yeah, I thought that was really beautiful. And you know how
39:34
Teresa is about loyalty, and I thought those other Dwarters are going to be
39:39
like, whoops, you know what I mean, Like she's going to get
39:43
a bigger cut at the end of the day because she's like, you know,
39:46
she's like that matters to her. I mean, I'm sure that's not
39:51
the case, but for me, I just thought that would make a difference.
39:53
I put myself in prison. She sure is held it. She's in
39:57
prison, and to get something from someone every single day for the twelve she
40:04
was in there for eleven months, I think every single seven months carried the
40:12
one and there we have it, Like what what loyalty. So they're they're
40:17
they're packing it up, and Melissa's in her new house, which really does
40:22
look great the exterior. They fixed it so beautifully, very happy for her.
40:29
It looks it looks the same thing. It still looks. I mean,
40:34
it's fine. I mean it's so much better it was. Its ferocity.
40:40
It's still so cold to me and like, oh yeah, we don't
40:45
like those areas, No, we don't like those houses, but at all
40:49
beat them. But it's so much better. I just I got to give
40:52
props where they're due. Right. Yeah, the front is Night and Day.
40:57
Yeah they redid it, they did it better. But yeah, on
41:00
the inside, she's like I picked everything. I'm like, these these lights.
41:05
Yeah, what did you say, Emily, it's giving Marriott. Yeah,
41:07
Night and Days in Yeah, hello, yeah it does look it looks
41:15
Oh my god, it is it is so those pictures were those windows terrible?
41:22
So the front, the shot of the front, I was like,
41:24
okay, yeah, they did it right. Thank god she fixed it before
41:29
this season, and so we got to see that, we see her child
41:32
is going off. And then we see Melissa in her confessional straight up top
41:38
after the producer asked her about Teresa and she said, I really don't want
41:42
to answer any questions about Teresa this year. Yeah, and then we have
41:49
also we've got uh, Margaret putting up that front by saying like, I'm
41:55
not going to say hi to her. I don't want to address it.
41:59
I want to don't even talk to me about her. When she's talking to
42:02
Jen Fessler, she's like, don't even bring her up to me. I
42:06
mean, they have systematically decided they're coming into this season and they are going
42:12
to try to put a wall up, and I just think, to myself,
42:16
what are you doing? Like no wonder Andy had to address it because
42:22
what are we watching Potomac again? It's or it's giving Bravo Bravo Bravo to
42:25
me, it's giving Bravo Bravo Bravo to me, giving Denise Richards Bravo Bravo.
42:34
Yeah, you know they're not gonna come in well, but I also
42:37
am like, it's that feels very legit to me for the first time ever
42:43
because Melissa and is always like I'm just not even going to deal with it,
42:46
and while she's dealing with it, and this time because of the Baddo
42:52
thing, I think it feels different and it feels very real. So I'm
42:58
curious every time that the word I don't know why. And then that like
43:10
that dinner that Louie is like Louis and Teresa's like Frank said that they circled
43:16
up to like I'm like, yeah, they talked about how they were going
43:20
to handle you at the reunion. They like, you went so far beyond
43:23
what anybody else has done in terms of getting a private investigator and harassing their
43:30
kids like that. Just that is the line you can't come back from to
43:35
me. They will, but I will watch that. But yeah, oh,
43:40
by the way, before we get into the whole Teresa Louis and all
43:45
the dinner and stuff like that. The Jen's birthday, when Jen Fessler met
43:50
with Margaret, it was interesting to hear her talk about jan wasn't that wild?
43:55
Oh yeah, yeah. And they talked every like they call talk to
44:00
each other every day. I missed how close they were. Yeah, I
44:05
mean, I'm not saying I miss personally. Oh you mean you missed.
44:07
Oh no, I just didn't know that they were that tight. Still,
44:14
Like I knew that they had a great relationship, but I didn't know it
44:17
was that great. It always makes me love Joe. I love when when
44:22
like guys or girls are not schemed out by good relationships with excess. I
44:27
like that, Yeah you do. Yeah, yeah, I like it too.
44:30
I've always well, I look at my own parents, you know,
44:34
they're like still and that's to the to the credit of my stepmother and my
44:38
you know now to see stepfather that we're fine with that. So that was
44:43
you know, I'm just on that vibe a little bit. So it's like
44:46
I'm heading over to take care of Jan Okay, bye, that's how Joe
44:50
is, you know, he's just like he's not gonna you know. And
44:54
same with like Dolores and Frank. Yeah. I like that. That shows
45:01
me a high emotional intelligence, you know, when you have that type of
45:07
Dolores and Franklin is a little like that. To me, I would be
45:10
uncomfortable with only because it was like it was I don't know, that was
45:15
like too meshed to me, there was I just felt like Frank was gonna
45:22
make it. Delores was making it very easy for Frank to move on,
45:24
but Frank was making it hard for Dolores. I didn't understand that is true,
45:29
that is yeah, yeah, that did get in the way. I
45:30
also think Frank is thirsty, and I think that he was just saying that
45:35
just to be on the show. Like I think that there's something to that.
45:37
He was just trying to Okay, yeah, I could be right,
45:39
but that's a good something. They're old school. So Delores is the kind
45:45
of woman. I guarantee you said, I never saw myself divorced. So
45:47
if you're like that, if you're so like that, and you have a
45:52
kids with this guy. She forgave him a lot, but Dolores is a
45:54
very forgiving person. But I think that he milked her for not just for
46:00
the show, just in general. He milked her for that sentimentality knowing that
46:04
she never saw this coming, knowing that she would still have him in the
46:08
kid's life as in a certain figure that guys, remember how funny was David
46:14
living with Frank. That shit was He's crazy, Like, it was so
46:17
crazy it was. How about finally Paullie is saying something about maybe doing making
46:28
some moves on this divorce. I mean, he's been separated for ten years,
46:31
and now Dolores is like kind of like, I'm now I'm starting to
46:37
get disinterested in being and she's not going to get engaged when they're separated.
46:39
Of course, well did she see that? Because of I thought it was
46:46
Polly's tone, the way he said it. I was like, geez,
46:50
like the way he was like, you think I'm just going to get divorced
46:52
when we're just going to get married right away or something like that. She
46:55
was like, yeah, oh wow, Yeah, that's that's what I thought.
47:00
She was kind of reacting to, like oh ship, what's this asshole
47:05
going to be now? Hm? Hm, So I don't know. I
47:07
really like Polly, but if he if it's the kind of thing where he's
47:13
going to be like, I'm divorced and I'm now just going to be an
47:16
asshole. I don't know, because that is what is that about? Is
47:22
that like a Catholic thing? What is that about? Yeah? Remember they
47:28
that last season? Yeah? I forget what is it? It's Catholic?
47:34
Yeah, when they went to Ireland last year they talked about it. But
47:39
I mean it's just so stupid, like you're with another woman, it may
47:45
see this is what about like when you have these religious things. It's just
47:49
it's just asinine to me. It makes no sense anyway. Yeah. Can
47:52
I also say, though, why are you not addressing the most scandalous and
47:59
contra versial part of this entire episode? Oh what Polly can't eat Italian food?
48:06
Oh my god, Jamie, that had me the clemt I am need
48:12
a meatball. I almost fell out. I was this is so nuts.
48:17
How many times has he tried? Because she's saying my brother made him meatballs
48:22
and he got sick, and I'm like, well, maybe there was something
48:24
fucking wrong with the meatballs, right, and then maybe she just can't like
48:29
even think about how sick he was from meatballs and now that the idea makes
48:34
him sick. I mean, but I was like, I like Italian food,
48:36
That's what I'm saying. It sounded to me like it would be.
48:42
This is the most suspect. You're right, Jamie. I don't know why
48:45
it took us so long to get here, but I agree with you.
48:47
This is a huge problem. This should have been the first thing we spoke
48:51
about. How it had me, It had me twisted. I agree.
48:55
How can you be eating like Irish food, sausages and eggs and sausage and
49:02
not potatoes, potatoes potatoes? Yeah? Is it something in the marinera I
49:09
don't know, or maybe the dairy. Maybe his ex tried to poison him
49:14
through Italian effir Oh, here we go. A lot of X is coming
49:21
up in this, Okay. So yeah, Polly gets violent, I mean,
49:25
Delores is like, I mean, he gets violently sick. I'm like,
49:30
I don't even want to visualize Polly being violently ill. It's like too
49:35
much egglant parmesan. He's like, hear the words. I'm like, Okay,
49:39
buddy, what is it. I have a feeling. Okay, well,
49:45
Mike says, acid reflex from tomatoes. I don't know that's too much.
49:51
That could be. Well, I think he was on ozempic and then
49:55
he couldn't handle that amount of food. But he's been dolorous before that.
50:01
I'm just trying to make sense of this. It doesn't make sense, you
50:05
guys, doesn't make sense. There's something off there. I think actually Mike
50:07
might be onto something with the tomatoes because tomato is a base and many many
50:12
Italian dishes. Yeah, spices, No, I mean he's eating a steak
50:17
like it's not you know. I think it's more like, you know,
50:21
we've all had those friends. I'm allergic to onions. No, you just
50:25
don't like onions. Don't Yeah, don't start. Don't even I'm going to
50:31
start. Stephen says I don't like him. Yeah, straight up. Really,
50:40
maybe I'm not thinking of this right that I do like him. I
50:45
mean I like him too, But now about the Italian food. This this
50:49
is very like I said, suspicious sus well, and also when we get
50:53
to the fight with him and food, I have something to say, but
50:57
I'm not going to bring it up yet keep going Okay, So Teresa and
51:01
Louie and Dolores and Paulie all have dinner. This is when we find out
51:06
this horrific state, this truth. And then Louie says that he texted John
51:13
Fuda to have coffee to clear the air because a gentleman. And then John
51:19
said, he's like, I'll talk. Let's talk about it at Jen's party,
51:22
and then Louie doesn't want to do that, and because he doesn't want,
51:27
you know, minions and the rest of the people involved. And we
51:31
also find out that Teresa doesn't talk to Melissa or her brother. They don't
51:36
even say hi. They won't even say hi. And then we find out
51:39
that Teresa says that Frank told Louie that they all met at Margaret's house before
51:47
the reunion and to go to make a plan to go against her and Louie,
51:55
and that Daniels affirmed that because she said they didn't execut their plan correctly.
52:00
And Pauli's like, yeah, I heard this too. Everybody knows it
52:02
just like everybody else. I don't like Italian and then Delores clears it up
52:07
in the confessional. She's like, I mean, yeah, it's normal to
52:10
have a meeting of the minds before you go into this situation. So Teresa
52:15
as always being as stupid as one can get. I can't believe they talked
52:22
about us. It's like, yeah, no, shit, just like you
52:28
talk to Jen and everybody, like you all do that, right, Yeah,
52:31
that's how she does. She's she's always trying to blow She's so obvious
52:37
in the way she tries to blow things up, which is just always so
52:39
funny, you know, I, like you said, everyone does it.
52:44
But but and also even the thing where it's like, I'm gonna ask Jenfesster
52:46
exactly what she meant when she said you didn't execute the plan. I'm like
52:51
that that's something you might just say when you hear people, you know what
52:53
I mean, like right and execute the plan. It doesn't even necessarily mean
52:58
she was privy to plan, right. But But also like how Teresa again
53:06
Louis allegedly hired a detective like of course, like of course, like after
53:13
even if I would think, even if like she didn't believe any of it,
53:17
she could at least see why they would have had a plan in place
53:21
after the reunion two because it was Margaret's got like the phone log from him
53:29
harassing her son, like and then remember there was that whole thing too where
53:35
like their phones started ringing or something and they were all getting the same call
53:38
and that was likely planned those Yeah, I want to make a point to
53:44
say that I do believe that Louis hired a detective Boddle ye Jamie, my
53:53
girl loves an airhorns, But like, I do believe one hundred percent that
54:00
he was doing that. But these spoof calls and these spoof texts, I
54:06
do believe there is something to that. And I will say it is very
54:10
possible that that that he called Margaret's son at his office, that that could
54:17
have been a spoof call. But that doesn't take away from the fact that
54:22
he hired a detective. But I think that that could be an isolated thing
54:24
where that I'm giving that a little bit of credibility now only because we know
54:30
that that has happened. And if you remember that freaking hilarious somebody set up
54:37
a spoof call between Teresa and Margaret off season, right when they weren't talking
54:40
to each other, and it's recorded and somebody put it out there. Did
54:45
you hear that they both answered the phone thinking the other one called the other
54:49
one, it's great, Hey, what are you doing? Nothing? What
54:52
are you doing? I'm having munchk other end they can somehow someone got a
55:04
hold of both of their numbers and they connected them in a three way.
55:09
But there's they don't know that it's a three way. They don't know it's
55:13
a three way. It must be and it was recorded. He'll send it
55:15
to you. It's amazing and it's real, Andy, this is proof that
55:19
this can't happen. I mean, this is an old school phone prank trick
55:23
that you can do. It used to be a more elaborate and expensive.
55:29
You'd have to have extra features, but that. But but this what they
55:35
did. What the timing was suspect at the reunion, because it was as
55:39
though Louie knew that they would both be sitting there and it could like it
55:45
just felt like if if they were both dealing with this and he'd be like,
55:47
see, I'm here. I just think that there was somebody else involved
55:52
in Louie's crazy web that was trying to take the heat off Louis, So
55:58
you believe that spoof call was real, Like Louis actually tried calling I look,
56:02
I don't need Louis up my ass. So I'm gonna say, yeah,
56:06
Louis's great, and no way, he has nothing to do with this
56:09
movie. Mike says. Louis never denied the call to Margaret Son. Yeah,
56:14
he confirmed that that was his number. But that's but that's what happens.
56:19
See, I don't know. I guess what I'm saying is it could
56:21
be. It could go either way because Louis completely there's deniability. I mean,
56:27
I get it. So it's hard. That doesn't take away from the
56:30
detective. So there's that so now, but it's ridiculous for Teresa to be
56:36
taking this so seriously that they planned before the reunion. She's just climbing onto
56:43
that, you know how she does. She just reps the littlest thing and
56:46
yeah, and she's just the she didn't have a chance to orchestrate it in
56:51
years past. She's the one that has all the control. And this is
56:54
this is why I am interested in the weird Melissa Teresa dynamic this year because
56:59
this is like the first time I feel like Teresa doesn't have control because Louis
57:04
crossed the line and everybody's like, legit, not happy, right Whereas they
57:10
went the door might have been open for family all that. Now it's different.
57:16
Nailed at Emily nailed it. Yeah. So now we're Jen Fessler's fifty
57:22
fifth birthday party and on the way over Teresa and Jen. It's the first
57:28
time we're seeing Jen and Jen Aiden in the car. And now Bill's not
57:32
going because he's got surgeries. Louie's not going because he's got to fly off
57:35
to Florida for a business meeting. Don't believe it, okay, And then
57:42
Jen's like, oh yeah, Foodah likes the kinky stuff. And then Teresa's
57:45
like, she says, it's a flashback to her calling Louis, you're missing
57:52
it. What's coming out today? Is it saying that John has like the
57:57
was like the biggest drug deal Lamberg in can and he had a triple side
58:02
in purple dildo triple Yeah, missing the whole thing. It's all over the
58:15
internet and the in the internet, in the internet, in the internet.
58:23
Well, she wasn't lying because Foodah all but confirmed it. You know,
58:27
he thought to himself, I'm gonna have to face this head on. Let
58:30
me go ahead and bring it up everyone. A shot to my dilno and
58:35
my drug charges ha ha ha. He's like, I gotta get ahead of
58:47
it. Meanwhile, he did release a statement today which I'm not going to
58:52
read, but it's essentially like if I were to translate it from all of
58:57
the legal talk, it's like, yeah, I did some, but I'm
59:00
better for it, and I'm a better man now, you know what I
59:01
mean. Like, so there's that. Now, when we get to Jen
59:06
Fesler's birthday party, obviously very awkward because it's the first time a lot of
59:12
people are seeing each other and no one's interacting, and we do the surprise
59:17
and then we get Paullie and John Fuda fighting about Louis. Okay, thoughts
59:22
about this, you guys, what do you think about the text? Because
59:27
Paulie's like, he showed me the text. Louis showed me the text,
59:30
and you said you wanted to meet here. Here's what I wanted to bring
59:32
up early. Okay, Yes, well, and I have to just just
59:35
quick side note really great party planners. That party was. Oh yeah,
59:39
decorations. I loved it all. Felt sorry for the girl and the table
59:44
with the candy. We've all done those gigs nightmare, but the but the
59:47
decorations messy BEESSI all that think candy table was awesome, Yes, I agree,
59:52
but the poor girl inside of it. I have been that girl and
59:54
it is especially when Teresa was just ignoring her as though she was an actual
1:00:02
Why is his table moving around? Yeah? But the scanny table was great.
1:00:07
The decorations were great. I just love messy FESSI fifty five all the
1:00:10
things. I just was like, they nailed this party. Okay, But
1:00:13
here's what I wanted to say to you, Gils. Polly knows he was
1:00:19
on camera at that dinner with the four of them saying that he thought that
1:00:23
that was bad, that food didn't do it. And that's why he did
1:00:28
it at the party because he's a man of honor, and if I said
1:00:31
it a private dinner party, this isn't good and I was on camera saying
1:00:35
it, then I'm going to say it to his face because I'm that kind
1:00:39
of a man. And that's why I think that that went down that way,
1:00:43
because if he knew he said it at that dinner party and he thought,
1:00:45
well, I'm going to have to say it to his face now because
1:00:47
I'm not going to be a person who was caught on camera saying it at
1:00:51
the dinner party and then not saying it in person. That's how that read
1:00:54
to me. No, I missed it, Polly gotch you. My whole
1:01:01
thing is that the reason he confronted Fuda is because he did it at the
1:01:05
dinner party. That's the right thing. Yeah, But the whole thing is
1:01:07
Fooda didn't need to be confronted. Food It wasn't looking for a meaning Louie
1:01:13
was. And what food has said was no, I'm not going to do
1:01:17
your location in time. I'll be at this party. If you want to
1:01:22
talk, that's fine. But it was like Fooda basically said no compromise,
1:01:30
I'll be at this party. Food I didn't wasn't looking for any of this.
1:01:35
So I'm not a big fan of him when we or the other.
1:01:37
But I'm kind of like Louie asked a question, he said no, but
1:01:44
and then all hell broke loose. Well, I I actually feel differently.
1:01:51
I actually think that Louis. I think that they should have gone and talked
1:01:58
one on one because it would turn into a complete catastrophe with everyone jumping in
1:02:05
at this party. They know how this goes. I don't trust Louie and
1:02:09
I would never want to have a one on one conversation with him in John
1:02:13
Fuda's position, because I wouldn't know what I would be actually committing to or
1:02:20
what I would actually be being called into question for like one on one with
1:02:24
Louis. If your John Fuda is not a good idea, why But okay,
1:02:30
you would want witnesses, but those witnesses will jump in and muddy the
1:02:35
waters. I think Fuda can handle himself with Louis. That's why I'm saying.
1:02:38
I think that they should have had a one on one and you know
1:02:43
when and if he wasn't ready to have the one on one, he should
1:02:45
have said, I'm not ready to talk to you. I'll see you at
1:02:49
the party. We'll say hello, but I'm not ready. I'm too pissed
1:02:52
off of you and I don't want to have a one on one, and
1:02:55
then maybe pushed it kick the can down the road. But I think putting
1:03:00
it at that party was like it was gonna be a problem no matter what,
1:03:06
because everyone would have gotten involved. Oh, it would have been such
1:03:08
they would all said, this makes for good TV. Let's all jump in.
1:03:12
Yeah. Absolutely, yeah, So I I see the point. But
1:03:16
also, why would you want to I understand Fooda's point, like, why
1:03:20
would I want to meet with somebody who disrespected my family so much? But
1:03:22
if you're really not even disrespected. There was legal there's like legal drama there
1:03:29
was about his son and the mother being contacted regarding like it was so messy.
1:03:37
It was so messy, which is why I think if they're gonna talk,
1:03:39
they can't just do it next to the Candy Lady table. You know,
1:03:44
they need to really work through these things. And Fuda needed to serve
1:03:46
him, like serve him up. But don't you think that that was Fuda
1:03:51
saying I'll be at a party you'll be at if we talk, we talk,
1:03:54
I'm not doing this, like I'm not ready to have a one on
1:03:59
one. Well, he should have just said that then. I don't think
1:04:01
it was direct enough. I just I think pushing it to a public event
1:04:05
isn't right. I think he just just said I'm not ready. So that's
1:04:09
why I think Polly saying why would you have it here? You need to
1:04:14
have a one Everyone agrees there should be a one on one at some point,
1:04:17
like so I think Paullie's point being like why would you push it to
1:04:21
hear that seems thirsty. That seems like for the show. To me,
1:04:25
that seems like for the show. Although one on one is you get more
1:04:28
camera time. But whatever, I don't know. I could be dead wrong.
1:04:35
No, I take you're absolutely wrong. I do not think you're right.
1:04:40
But I'm going to give it to you because it's your anniversary. Anniversary,
1:04:44
you can give it to me even double time. Stephen says, Fudah
1:04:47
is always thinking about the show. Now, he's kind of a reality TV
1:04:50
horre see, That's what I'm saying, Like, I don't think that there's
1:04:56
any authenticity to him saying let's talk at the party. That doesn't serve him
1:05:00
either way. I think that it's like a weird reality TV move. Yeah,
1:05:04
I agree, I but but also I think if it wasn't for the
1:05:09
show Food, it would never speak to Louis again. There would be legal
1:05:12
action take you. So it's kind of like, if I have to talk
1:05:15
to this guy, it's going to be for the show because otherwise he's got
1:05:19
to talk to my lawyer. Yeah, he should have brought a lawyer with
1:05:24
him. Went to that. One could have. But to Steven's point,
1:05:29
I get the first vibes with Food one hundred percent. But in this case
1:05:32
with Louie, like all bets are off for me, I'm gonna be like,
1:05:36
not that I'm and I mean agree, the door's open just a smidge
1:05:42
for Louie. I mean, I'm I'm open to it. And I'll tell
1:05:44
you why. It's because it's Teresa's girls. Because they seem to like him,
1:05:48
and they do bits with him online and they pull pranks and it's really
1:05:51
funny and sweet, and so there's that's why I'm just a smidge it's open
1:05:58
to Louis. Otherwise I'm like, yeah to your worst cast. Right when
1:06:01
you see the family dinner and you see Louis Junior being like Teresa, you
1:06:06
always make dinner so nice, You're like, oh my god, it is.
1:06:10
It's just, you know, you really want to root for them,
1:06:15
but they make it hard. When he brings in a detective food who said,
1:06:21
food Kelly rude. I love that. That's my full house impression for
1:06:33
how rude. So now, okay, so they get into this fight and
1:06:42
then Fooda is like yelling at Pollie and then yeah, he gets to he's
1:06:47
too much, and then Joe, Margaret's Husband's like, don't yell at him,
1:06:54
and then Food is like, don't tell me to shut the fuck up.
1:06:56
So he's you know, wilding out and fight. I like, get
1:07:00
along, that makes it fun. Yeah, it's like no, and it
1:07:04
was have you ever ever been yourself in a fight like this or watch people
1:07:09
stumble into a fight that's completely unnecessary, Like they're all over there having fun
1:07:13
and then but it's like there's fucking the brother trying to get them all ramped
1:07:19
up. And you know, you like Louis, you like Louie. It's
1:07:23
so schoolyard. Yeah, oh so do you like so? And so it's
1:07:28
so like eighth grade bullshit like they were, Oh, you're taking his side,
1:07:31
you're taking his side? Yes, exactly. Yeah, that was not
1:07:35
like that. I did not like that. And I think Paully had a
1:07:39
point because Food is like, he didn't show up. He didn't show up.
1:07:43
He said he wanted to talk. It's like, yeah, you fucking
1:07:45
idiot, go talk to him outside of this stupid party because you clearly want
1:07:50
to make it a spectacle for everybody. And the candy table, Yeah,
1:07:56
beautiful candy table. I'm out here on a list him. I'm saying,
1:08:00
you're that was the option. Food Center, saying take it or leave it.
1:08:05
Yeah, Like basically you're saying, you made your bed, now sleep
1:08:10
sleep in it because you hired a detective to investigate my family. Now be
1:08:15
a man and business business. Now show up to Jen Fessler's fifty fifth Messy
1:08:21
FeSi event and face the music. That's what you're basically like, I'm not
1:08:26
going out of my way to I'm go. Look turns out we're both probably
1:08:30
going to be at this same party together. If it happens, it happens.
1:08:33
That's how ready I am. I'm not ready, That's I mean,
1:08:36
how when Rachel says like he wasn't Teresa's like, why didn't he meet him?
1:08:41
He was a gentleman's and then he's like, She's like, well he
1:08:45
would have taken him outside and talked to him. It's like, well,
1:08:47
that only goes so far until they start getting heated and other people come in
1:08:50
and stuff like that. So that being said, I do see your point,
1:08:55
Emily, but food is a little bit too thirsty for my tinge.
1:09:00
Okay, So then I'm a little different from both of you because all I'm
1:09:03
thinking about is this, I don't even really care about the food of Louis
1:09:06
thing. As much as I'm just pissed about the Polly moment, I'm just
1:09:10
pissed about that. Yeah, I don't really even know whose side I'm on
1:09:14
between you two. As far as the Louis fooda thing, I don't even
1:09:17
really care about it, to be honest. The text back and forth and
1:09:19
do you want to meet at the party, No, I don't like.
1:09:21
I definitely think meeting at the party was a bad idea because a lot of
1:09:24
people would be there to jump in and they couldn't really have a good conversation.
1:09:28
But also, you know whatever, with those two, I just hate
1:09:31
how that went down, that fight and Pollie was just getting ganged up on.
1:09:35
And then he also had an agenda. He had an agenda. He
1:09:39
was like, I have to be an honorab It's also clear to me it's
1:09:42
like I have to say what I said at the dinner now or else I'm
1:09:45
gonna look like a pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right,
1:09:47
And he was because it's on camera and he's like, yeah, and there
1:09:50
are you're taking sides. So now Teresa and Rachel Fuda are talking. Because
1:09:56
Teresa goes over, She's like, I want to get into it now.
1:10:00
But right now, I'm just saying that your husband's trying to ruin my husband's
1:10:05
reputation. And then Rachel really does kind of keeps it, you know,
1:10:13
pretty chill, and she's like, they need to have a separate conversation.
1:10:15
And then we get into the hole he's not here and you had a business
1:10:18
meeting, and then I love that. Rachel was like, it's a magic
1:10:21
trick. And then they're arguing about talking privately, blah blah blah. Then
1:10:33
she starts yelling that her husband's a gentleman and that did you know that your
1:10:39
husband said to my husband, I have tremendous respect for your wife because we
1:10:43
both went to jail. And I mean that sentence should be embroidered on a
1:10:48
pillow, you know, because you stare at it and you go, does
1:10:53
this really make that much sense at the end of the day for you?
1:11:00
And then then they finally like break it up. And Jen and Teresa are
1:11:05
so distracted by the candy, which was so funny, and they're like,
1:11:12
Canady, yeah, they had no regard for that woman working. They had
1:11:18
so cute or something. No, oh, Melissa said she was that's right.
1:11:25
Melissa gave that woman props for being cute and all that stuff, and
1:11:29
then said something not Jen Fessler said something nice. But Theresa and other Jen
1:11:35
they were have they never seen candy before? That was? That was really
1:11:41
odd to me. I want to ask you both. This was another serious
1:11:45
thing I needed to address with you. Okay, was there a double star
1:11:48
warst drop or was that the editors showing us the same clip twice? What
1:11:54
do you mean? I didn't double starburst like you guys didn't. Did anyone
1:11:58
notice this? It was It's like it was like Star Wars dropped. Oh,
1:12:03
and then two seconds later a Star Wars draw on the ground twice in
1:12:08
a row, And I thought, is that a double edit situation? Probably?
1:12:13
Yeah, I bet so obvious editors you just saw. Wow, Jamie,
1:12:18
that does bother me. I agree with you that I catch those double
1:12:21
edits where they It's like, we're not stupid. We can see repeating this
1:12:25
to cause more chaos, right right right? I missed it, but only
1:12:30
because I was looking down. But yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
1:12:33
Were you looking down at your own Star Wars? Yeah, we're on
1:12:36
TV. It was like, is it how many times have I dropped it?
1:12:42
I did. This is what I love about Jersey, and this is
1:12:44
what I love about Teresa, okay, is that she's like, oh my
1:12:47
god, Candy, I will take that bitch down so fast it's not even
1:12:53
fucking funny. This woman is made for television. She was born for television.
1:12:59
And that's why you'll always hear me rooting for Teresa to come back over
1:13:02
Melissa. That's another Yeah. So then then she says hi to Fuda John
1:13:11
Fuda, and then Rachel's like, you want to tell my husband what you
1:13:14
said? And then Food is like, well, who told you that?
1:13:16
And as we said, Teresa said, it's on I saw it on that
1:13:20
online or whatever on the internets or in the internet, in the internet.
1:13:28
And then Fuda is saying, so you're gonna listen to an inmate in prison,
1:13:32
don't try and hit me, don't go down this route. And then
1:13:35
he calls her a husband. So Fudah's ex is in prison. Yeah,
1:13:43
allegedly, I think, yeah, we have known that. No, that's
1:13:45
yeah, I forgot. I forgot about that baby Mama drama. Okay.
1:13:51
Yeah, Also because I can't remember where she was with all the custody stuff,
1:13:59
because I didn't think she was away when they were trying to figure that
1:14:01
out. But maybe she was because she was dropping all this tea about I
1:14:08
remember that going down, like she was talking about John Fuda and yeah,
1:14:14
not nice for Jaden by the way. No, no, poor kid,
1:14:20
I know. And he's it nice. He's a nice kid. He brings
1:14:26
me my paper, he drops it direct to the door. I love this
1:14:30
kid. So maybe she's out already. I don't remember, well why she
1:14:34
was even in I don't know they think. Let's see what Steven says.
1:14:39
I think they said the ex was in prison last season because Rachel. Oh
1:14:43
yeah, because Rachel wanted to adopt the oldest son. Right, that's what
1:14:47
I mean that, that's that's what I'm saying. But I thought that she
1:14:51
wasn't in prison when that was all going down. But maybe she was in
1:14:56
prison and that's why she wanted. Yeah, all right, I'll start Jersey
1:15:00
at episode one, season one. If you insist, I will start.
1:15:05
Yeah, Steven says, who knows and who cares? I mean, obviously
1:15:10
this this women is trying to cause problems, you know, and Teresa's grabbing
1:15:15
onto it. So there as we wrap up, I'll say that there was
1:15:20
some sort of stuff that hit the hit the innerwebs the other day. That
1:15:26
was like the podcast people and the social media person that was plotting with Teresa
1:15:33
and Louis and her lawyer, James J. Leonard Esquire about Junior Esquire about
1:15:43
what Teresa's storyline was going to be the season, and that they were going
1:15:45
to drag Fooda into this, and so they're exposing all this information and I
1:15:53
sent it to the Darlings thread and I was like, like Leanne from Dallas,
1:15:58
like my painting line is exhausted. Like I couldn't even begin that journey
1:16:03
into what it was because I thought, if we're going to have another Salt
1:16:08
Lake City situation where social media is getting involved and these people, this is
1:16:13
going to get really annoying to me. And I just couldn't. It was
1:16:15
taking away from my excitement about Jersey starting. And if it gets down to
1:16:21
when it comes down to this and this exposing and We're gonna have to talk
1:16:25
about this at the reunion and I'm going to be so pissed. So I'm
1:16:29
just setting that aside for now. I just want you all to know,
1:16:30
yeah, good idea. I am too. Let me just enjoy the calm
1:16:33
before the storm here, yes Dovey covers kids wearing some kids wearing some glitter
1:16:40
outfitss for cots. You know, let's just have some fun, some gods,
1:16:47
little fun. Let's have some time for a minute. Is also the
1:16:53
editor did a great job of cutting between that fight and Jed being like,
1:16:57
it's the best night of my life. Take you down, and I never
1:17:00
had a better time in my life. It is wild how Fuda is so
1:17:08
amped to fight with Teresa, Like do you want to take her well again?
1:17:16
Because she's on her heels after that reunion the first time. I like
1:17:25
that you're setting up a nice Yeah you are. And the fact that Margaret
1:17:29
and Melissa are all stalemating Teresa, and and Jen Fessler is willing to jump
1:17:35
on mm hmm, like there's not much she can do, like and also
1:17:42
like Louie is just gonna make it messy. He's gonna and and I think
1:17:47
Teresa is probably walking a fine line, but they all know, like Louis
1:17:51
is going to make this wrong really messy. One other thing about the episode
1:17:58
that I loved, and uh it's Tara or Tara mentioned this in the chat
1:18:01
when de Laura says, I always know where the exits are. Okay,
1:18:08
yes, I love that. I do that too. I'm like her is
1:18:15
great, and she's like, all right, Paulie, let's go, it's
1:18:16
time. Yeah. She grabs them and she had fucking b lines over that
1:18:20
exit. She was already back. She said it was too hot in there.
1:18:24
She stinks I smell myself it's disgusting. Did she say that. Yeah,
1:18:28
She's like, I could smell myself. You could just tell de Laura
1:18:31
does. Probably takes like three shours a day. She's like, I gotta
1:18:33
get out of here, pun, I can smell my Brazilian butt. Lift
1:18:38
Paulie, let's go. Stephen brings up a good point to end on,
1:18:44
which is Jen Fessler learning how to play guitar. Why? I mean?
1:18:47
I mean it's great looking. How dare all of you? It was like
1:18:53
her family. She wants to try a new hobby. Not on camera,
1:18:58
though, put it off camera, do it? You know she was in
1:19:00
full glam and we don't need to see that. She's gotta get get fair
1:19:05
before you show us. That was it was funny good, no good,
1:19:12
no good on you, but don't show us yet, you know, get
1:19:15
better for it? Okay, all right, you know what to very she's
1:19:18
very much a housewise stand. She's a female and powerist. I'm on Emily's
1:19:23
side on this one. Amy. We're trying to get these people on these
1:19:26
shows to show their true selves. So if she just pops out after twenty
1:19:30
hundred lessons like the Rose and then strikes, I'm like, what so good?
1:19:38
So let us see. Okay, you may have you made me cross
1:19:43
over? You know you made me cross over? Oh god, you guys,
1:19:47
that was really really fun. Thank you so much for listening, everybody.
1:19:51
Thank you, James, Thank you Emily. Please give give jam Detroit
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animation where people can watch you Jamie. Oh yes, the Great Season four,
1:20:06
episode ten of The Great North. I play a bartender, Pamela Suggs
1:20:12
and I've been a bartender. It's very meta, it is. It really
1:20:15
is so crazy to see a picture of me behind a bar with my hands
1:20:19
up, Amy, how many times have you seen that? Very just like
1:20:23
you at The Seven Brothers, barn Ham trammck Michigan. It's crazy. And
1:20:28
Emily, where can people find you when you're on Instagram? At em Thereesus
1:20:33
when I'm there, I'm there, I'm just not on there. Much so
1:20:39
grateful for all the darlings that showed up today and for celebrating the one year.
1:20:43
Thank you so much, Love you guys tremendously tomorrow below Deck and some
1:20:49
other things. Drama, drama, Darling, Drama Darling,