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Things That Must Go from August 26th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: From Hell Show.
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  Speaker 3: These are things that are bugging you, friends of the program.
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  Speaker 4: You email us those things to radiofromhellatx96. com. You put must
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  Speaker 4: go in the subject line. We read them on the air,
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  Speaker 4: and we have had reports that this has worked. We
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  Speaker 4: have read your must go, and the things disappear. So
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  Speaker 4: it's worth a try. Carrie, would you like to start? Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: All right. The first two from the foot of Mount Doom.
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  Speaker 5: The lid on the coffee creamer must go. It needs
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  Speaker 5: a redesign. It never goes on right, so you have
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  Speaker 5: to keep taking it off, trying to line up the
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  Speaker 5: cap with the container to make it close right. No
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  Speaker 5: matter what you do, it always drips. And turmeric turning
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  Speaker 5: everything yellow must go.
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  Speaker 3: Your fingers, your dishes.
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  Speaker 5: My sheet pan is now yellow because I put turmeric
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  Speaker 5: on the chicken that I roasted. All right. This from Tom,
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  Speaker 5: plastic bags that I save for little mini trashes until
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  Speaker 5: I go to use them. And then somehow there's a
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  Speaker 5: giant hole in the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: I hate that.
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  Speaker 5: My passenger princess puts her straw wrappers in the far
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  Speaker 5: side compartment of my vehicle. I never noticed the buildup
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  Speaker 5: of straw wrappers until it's basically a giant mound.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see. Oh, my hell. I wish I had a
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  Speaker 5: thought of this before so I wouldn't be dealing with
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  Speaker 5: it now. Gas stations that have pumps that ask me,
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  Speaker 5: do you want a receipt? And then when you say yes,
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  Speaker 5: they never give you a receipt. They make you go
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  Speaker 5: into the store and get one. I'm sure they want
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  Speaker 5: me to spend money, but it's just making me furious.
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  Speaker 5: Liza Brary in here. Things that must go. My clumsiness.
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  Speaker 5: I tripped over my own feet twice in the last
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  Speaker 5: couple of months and injured myself both times. Also tune
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  Speaker 5: in radio interrupting my radio from hell with commercials and
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  Speaker 5: those commercials being significantly louder than the regular stream.
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  Speaker 3: Clock radio lies wearing clock radio. Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: Suzanne with an E says, you've spoiled me, and now
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  Speaker 5: I can't stand any other podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I began listening to them. My irritation increases until I say, enough!
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  Speaker 5: This is lame and definitely not funny.
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  Speaker 3: And finally this.
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  Speaker 5: My thing that must go.
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  Speaker 3: The music of.
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  Speaker 5: Is the music of Tony Bennett and Tony, Tony, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Tony, Tony, Tony has done it again.
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  Speaker 5: In my car, failing to keep up with my energetic
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  Speaker 5: vibe as I drove soberly, unlike Tony Romo, from Tony
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  Speaker 5: Hawk's vert alert to the showing of Anthony Bourdain's biopic, Tony,
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  Speaker 5: this past weekend. Thank you for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 1: Is it Tony? Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. Nick.
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  Speaker 3: Sure. One of my own.
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  Speaker 2: One thing I must go is my dog's. I want
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  Speaker 2: to say almost fetish to only do her business in
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  Speaker 2: yards where people are coming in and out of their homes.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, I agree. Why can't you go somewhere?
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  Speaker 2: I always have a bag with me. I'm always cleaning
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  Speaker 2: up after her. But like we'll pass nearly two dozen
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  Speaker 2: houses on a walk. And the only two that she'll,
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  Speaker 2: you know, do her business in. is one where somebody's
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  Speaker 2: in the driveway getting out of the car or coming
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  Speaker 2: in and out of the front door, and just that
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  Speaker 2: awkward silence of you holding the bag while she's hunched over.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to clean it up.
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  Speaker 3: I really am.
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  Speaker 2: I promise you nothing will be left here. Anyways, that's
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  Speaker 2: my own personal one. But to y'alls, things that must go.
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  Speaker 2: This one from Medic Jack in Eagle Mountain. Things that
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  Speaker 2: must go. Division politics. We need to follow Dolly's example
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  Speaker 2: of being there for all people, not just those who
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  Speaker 2: we are comfortable with. We need each other to have
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  Speaker 2: a community that grows in caring for all. Thank you, Dolly.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Manic Jack. This one from Please Don't Use
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  Speaker 2: My Name. Good morning, lords and lady. I've never written
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  Speaker 2: in for this segment, so I've got a lot to share.
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  Speaker 2: Here's my list of must-goes as a federal employee. One,
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  Speaker 2: narcissistic bosses. Two, nobody caring about their jobs. The majority
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  Speaker 2: of people who are left to think they are next
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  Speaker 2: on the chopping block so have decided it will take
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  Speaker 2: them longer to fire everyone if they just don't do
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  Speaker 2: their jobs. Three, lack of accountability for anything. Four, last
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  Speaker 2: but not least, Frump. I think that's how you spell
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  Speaker 2: his name. Thanks for letting me listen. You keep me going,
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  Speaker 2: but not to work. F that place. This one doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have a name. Oh, it's from Sleepless and Sandy.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me. Hello, friends.
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  Speaker 2: My thing that must go is my Walter White's heart diagnosis.
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  Speaker 2: His echocardiogram revealed that he has age-related heart disease and
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  Speaker 2: thus an enlarged heart. We have caught it early and
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  Speaker 2: treating him with cardiac medication he is responding well to
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  Speaker 2: everything mom not so much so walter white's heart disease
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  Speaker 2: must go thank you for letting me listen that's uh that's.
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  Speaker 4: Their dog right yeah yeah dog and i think and
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  Speaker 4: just a reminder we have dr davis coming on a
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  Speaker 4: little bit later to talk puppies and kitties.
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  Speaker 2: Health and this last one from joshua things that must
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  Speaker 2: go Nick Davis saying that Temper City only has one
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  Speaker 2: song every time he has played it for the last
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  Speaker 2: six weeks. Has it been six weeks I've been doing
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  Speaker 2: that introduction?
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  Speaker 5: This must go.
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  Speaker 2: They only have one song at all, and the people
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  Speaker 2: in it aren't really credited for anything else. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what you want me to talk about, Joshua.
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  Speaker 3: It's true. I'll mix it up, though. It is true.
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  Speaker 3: One from me.
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  Speaker 4: I was out of town this weekend partially to go
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  Speaker 4: to a concert. Your ticket has the time listed on
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  Speaker 4: it for when the concert starts.
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  Speaker 2: Quote-unquote.
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  Speaker 4: And I think you should be there when the concert starts. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I hate it when the opening act is.
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  Speaker 4: Going and people are... Milling in and sitting down. Just
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  Speaker 4: be there, ready to go when the show starts. I
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  Speaker 4: feel bad for those opening acts who have to come
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  Speaker 4: out with all their energy while they're watching people walk
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  Speaker 4: in and find their seat.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, another thing I must go, most times
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  Speaker 2: they don't even say who the opening act is on
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  Speaker 2: the ticket. I think more people would show up if
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  Speaker 2: they knew.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So more, let's be nicer to the opening acts.
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  Speaker 3: How about that?
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: Driving to work yesterday, I saw multiple vehicles with two
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  Speaker 4: or more of those skinny gas cans secured to the
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  Speaker 4: side of the vehicle. In what instance do you need
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  Speaker 4: to pack around multiple gas cans while driving down I-15
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  Speaker 4: around 33rd South?
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  Speaker 5: Zombie apocalypse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just in case.
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  Speaker 4: Patients being rude when I ask them for their ID
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  Speaker 4: and insurance information. I'm just going to do what the
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  Speaker 4: man has asked me to do. It's not my fault.
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  Speaker 4: I have to ask you for that.
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  Speaker 3: Menopause, if you know, you know. Anxiety, if you know,
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  Speaker 3: you know. Love you, Lords.
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  Speaker 4: This one, parents who park in the drop-off line at school.
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  Speaker 4: We're talking a full-on parking, getting out, walking their special
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  Speaker 4: snowflake to the door. There's a parking lot for that.
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  Speaker 4: Stop making people go around. You're selfish. A longtime listener
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  Speaker 4: and mom who's tired.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. This from, please use my name.
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  Speaker 4: It's Wendy.
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  Speaker 2: Wendy.
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  Speaker 4: My thing that must go is when the powers that
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  Speaker 4: be decide to make changes to the technology I use
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  Speaker 4: to do my job. And don't bother to ask if
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  Speaker 4: it will affect me or even mention that it's going
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  Speaker 4: to happen. We've never experienced that at all.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: I'll keep it short and sweet today because back to
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  Speaker 4: school season has me absolutely fired. My thing that must
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  Speaker 4: go is the entire city of American Fork.
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  Speaker 3: There's not a drivable road within the city and I'm
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  Speaker 3: just so over it.
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  Speaker 4: Happy week two of school. Do something to make Dolly
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  Speaker 4: proud today. Thanks for letting me listen. And finally this.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, everyone. My name is Ryan. My dad is
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  Speaker 3: Max Power.
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  Speaker 4: Remember my last must go when my dad told me
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  Speaker 4: to go to the tire shop because my tire light
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  Speaker 4: was on and he told me to tell them to
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  Speaker 4: take all the winter air out of the tire and
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  Speaker 4: put the summer air in. Well, my left blinker was
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  Speaker 4: blinking really fast and I asked my dad what to do.
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  Speaker 4: He said, go to the auto parts store and ask
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  Speaker 4: for blinker fluid. The guy at the counter asked who
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  Speaker 4: told me to do this, and I said, my dad.
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  Speaker 4: And he said, your dad's an ass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, everyone. Ryan.
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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio. From Hell Show.