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Olympic Event or Sex Act? | Thursday 02.19.26 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: I can't remember if it was Tuesday or Wednesday's show
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  Speaker 2: where we discussed the disappearance of the ten thousand condoms
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  Speaker 2: at the Olympic village in just three days. I think
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  Speaker 2: those Twoday show speculation was rampant as to the reason why,
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  Speaker 2: the most obvious being well, they're all screwing like crazy,
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  Speaker 2: which is the story that comes out of every single
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  Speaker 2: Olympics village for as long as we've all been alive.
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  Speaker 2: I think that story comes around like a sexy boomerang.
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  Speaker 2: But now we have a couple of Olympians coming out
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  Speaker 2: of their bedrooms. I guess they're taking a break to
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  Speaker 2: towel off and rehydrate and say why all these condoms
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  Speaker 2: are disappearing. Former Team USA figure skater Adam Riphon, who
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  Speaker 2: won bronze at the twenty eighteen Winter Olympics, previously joked
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  Speaker 2: that athletes often grab condoms in bulk simply because their
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  Speaker 2: free Olympic branded souvenirs. That was the other guess we
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  Speaker 2: had as to why condoms disappear at the Olympics at
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  Speaker 2: the rate they do. And he goes on to say,
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  Speaker 2: if you were wondering where three thousand of the condoms
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  Speaker 2: went from the twenty eighteen Olympics in Pyongyang, I took them.
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  Speaker 2: How do athletes go through so many? I'll tell you
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  Speaker 2: how I went through so many. I took that basket
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  Speaker 2: of condoms and I opened my backpack and I shoved
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  Speaker 2: maybe three thousand of them in my backpack. I gave
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  Speaker 2: those to my friends as souvenirs, which, on one hand,
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  Speaker 2: is pretty funny. On the other hand, it kind of
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  Speaker 2: sucks if your friend goes to the Olympics and all
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  Speaker 2: you got was this condom?
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  Speaker 1: At least it's not used.
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  Speaker 3: True, true.
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  Speaker 2: And then yeah, if you got to use condom, I
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  Speaker 2: brought something back for it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't want that.
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  Speaker 2: And then there was a skier I can get her
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  Speaker 2: name right.
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  Speaker 3: Li Tiana Clerk. She says, I saw it in Beijing.
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  Speaker 2: Already there were some boxes with a lot of condoms
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  Speaker 2: at the entrance of every building where we were staying
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  Speaker 2: at the Olympic Village.
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  Speaker 3: Every day they were gone.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: I already know that a lot of people are using
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  Speaker 2: some or just taking them to give to their friends
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  Speaker 2: outside of the Olympics, because it's kind of a gift
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  Speaker 2: for them. So some of the sex appeal is gone
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  Speaker 2: through the story, some of the fun is gone from
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  Speaker 2: the story.
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  Speaker 3: But at least we have more of a more of
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  Speaker 3: an answer now.
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  Speaker 1: I still think they're making balloon animals.
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  Speaker 2: Somewhere in that Olympic village. Someone is doing that. I
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  Speaker 2: have no doubt. And if they're not, they need they
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  Speaker 2: need to live, right, because if you have not tried
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  Speaker 2: to make a balloon animal with a condom, especially a
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  Speaker 2: pre lubricated one, then you haven't lived.
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  Speaker 5: I've never done that.
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  Speaker 3: Then you haven't lived rush.
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  Speaker 5: I guess I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: I will say this, it seems odd to me that
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  Speaker 2: you went to one of the biggest party schools, not
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  Speaker 2: just in Texas but the nation, in Texas State, at
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  Speaker 2: one of the wildest fraternities, at one of the wildest
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  Speaker 2: universities in this country, and not once did you yourself
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  Speaker 2: or did you witness someone make a balloon animal.
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  Speaker 3: With a with a wet rubber.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't use them.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, Dan, we we're gen X. We used them.
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  Speaker 1: We were we weren't making toys out of them.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying that sometimes you can. You can do
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  Speaker 3: both at the same time. Make a balloon animal, use it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a town show. I just raised the flag.
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  Speaker 6: But I never used them.
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  Speaker 3: So that's frightening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, is it because you just Is it
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  Speaker 2: because you're the only guy not getting laid at Texas State?
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  Speaker 3: Or you just didn't use them?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 5: I mean the women that I was with were on
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  Speaker 5: birth control, so I didn't have to use them.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I just never did. That's weird. That is
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  Speaker 3: weird to me.
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  Speaker 2: It's more strange that you never used one in college
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  Speaker 2: than the fact that you never turned one into a
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  Speaker 2: balloon animal. I'm willing to bet, though, that Jerry's done it. Jerry,
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  Speaker 2: have you made one into a balloon animal?
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  Speaker 4: I have not.
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  Speaker 3: I have I have inflated one over my head before.
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  Speaker 3: That makes that makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because look, I've never made one into a balloon animal,
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  Speaker 2: because I couldn't make a regular balloon that's meant to
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  Speaker 2: be turned into a balloon animal into an actual balloon animal.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just I don't watch nineteen taketos. I'm sure you've
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  Speaker 5: had a balloon on a balloon condom over your head.
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  Speaker 3: No, really sure? Correlate Well, if you're what he's made is.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm if I'm drunk enough to order that many taketos,
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  Speaker 2: then I've been drunk enough to wear a condom as
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  Speaker 2: a hat. I seeing though, While while I might have
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  Speaker 2: been the appropriate amount of drunk to do both, I
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  Speaker 2: just did the taketos.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, okay, never and by by did the taketos?
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  Speaker 3: I ate them, Trey, Okay, I ate wachtos.
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  Speaker 1: Can entering the subject, I think it's a fair clarification.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want there to be any
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  Speaker 2: confusion I don't want any mystery. I don't want anyone
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  Speaker 2: listening to this and thinking, oh my god, is.
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  Speaker 1: Dana burrito dan Rod dogged at Tequilos.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised.
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  Speaker 2: I almost did that to a breakroom burrito at iHeartRadio
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  Speaker 2: back in the day. I think, Jerry, you may remember
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  Speaker 2: that there was after Yeah, there was a random burrito
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  Speaker 2: sitting in the breakroom at iHeartRadio DFW. It's just sitting
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  Speaker 2: there right in the breakroom on the table, and we
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  Speaker 2: all thought, Okay, what can we do to this because
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  Speaker 2: you know someone's gonna come along and eat it because
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  Speaker 2: it's a radio station. No free food goes uneaten.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. I was wondering where you're going with this
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  Speaker 1: because I thought you were about to say you ate
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  Speaker 1: the random burrito, And I'm like, if there is food
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  Speaker 1: left on a radio station yo break room, there's something
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  Speaker 1: wrong with.
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  Speaker 3: It, right, uh huh. And that's where we turned it
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  Speaker 3: into an experiment.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. So we started thinking of and brainstorming different things
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  Speaker 2: we could do to this random burrito sitting in its
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  Speaker 2: wrapper in the breakroom. And before we could even finalize
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  Speaker 2: something to do to the random burrito, Jay shann and
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  Speaker 2: the program director of Star one oh two point one
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  Speaker 2: and one oh two nine, whatever it was called at
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  Speaker 2: the time, came in, grabbed that random burrito, took it
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  Speaker 2: to his office and chowed down. So to his credit,
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  Speaker 2: he got to it before we could ever molest that burrito.
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  Speaker 2: But then he took it to his office, and then
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  Speaker 2: he molested it. And then he also lived in infamy
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  Speaker 2: because he then became the random burrito eater. If I
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  Speaker 2: heard theft of m yeah, along with being known as
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  Speaker 2: the guy that ultimately put the nail on the coffin
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  Speaker 2: of one o two one the edge.
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  Speaker 4: May she ras in peace.
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  Speaker 5: But if you, if you ever get a chance, see
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  Speaker 5: Dann Malley to take nineteen water burger uh taketos and
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  Speaker 5: hold them in his arms. It's just the sweetest thing
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  Speaker 5: in the world. He hugs them, he loves them. He
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  Speaker 5: dropped two on the street anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't leave them there though. You picked them up.
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  Speaker 7: Oh no, you picked them up and then proceeded to
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  Speaker 7: eat nineteen taketos because they were ninety nine cents.
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  Speaker 2: At the time, not all at the same time. I
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  Speaker 2: want that pointed out.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you you ate them by the time I got home,
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  Speaker 5: you were already dumb.
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  Speaker 3: I have saved some for the next day, Thank you
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  Speaker 3: very much.
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  Speaker 5: I don't I don't think so.
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  Speaker 3: You weren't there.
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  Speaker 5: By the time I got to the month my place
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  Speaker 5: of mont Fort place down the street. Uh, you were finished.
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  Speaker 3: And you couldn't see me.
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  Speaker 5: You called me.
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  Speaker 3: I can't be trusted.
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  Speaker 4: I guess what I just did.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he said. Guess what. Guess what I did?
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  Speaker 3: I just finished.
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  Speaker 5: All these I was like, Oh, impressive, I'm nineteen minutes away.
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  Speaker 3: I had some left the next day. That's all that's important.
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  Speaker 3: I had breakfast for myself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of sex, it's not only the Olympians that are
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  Speaker 2: getting it on and or you know, sharing their Olympics
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  Speaker 2: with friends. The other day, Trey and I also discussed
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  Speaker 2: how and let me put this to you, guys, Jerry
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  Speaker 2: raj As, technically we're all middle aged as guys that
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  Speaker 2: are over the age of fifty. What's one thing that
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  Speaker 2: would keep you from having sex? Like you got you
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  Speaker 2: had a choice to make. You can do this or
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  Speaker 2: you can have sex. What would what would be that
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  Speaker 2: thing that would keep you from getting it on?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Man, I don't know about I mean, what are the options.
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  Speaker 1: Anything?
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  Speaker 2: I'm giving you the options, Like, what's one thing as
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  Speaker 2: a middle aged man that would tempt you to do
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  Speaker 2: instead of sex?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know. If you say tempt you to do,
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  Speaker 1: it just might happen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's happened. It's absolutely happened.
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  Speaker 2: If you, if you are a if you are a
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  Speaker 2: normal middle aged man or a woman, at some point
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  Speaker 2: or another, you have been presented with the option of
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  Speaker 2: sex or this, and you chose the this.
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  Speaker 3: What is the this?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I got nothing me either. Trey nailed it. Sleep?
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  Speaker 5: Oh sleep, Okay, No, I'll take the sex.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: We're the odd balls then Trey. Maybe they're just not
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  Speaker 2: they're not there yet. You'll get you, guys will get there.
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  Speaker 2: The reason I bring this up is also because there
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  Speaker 2: was a study done recently that found gen Z also
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  Speaker 2: feels like they would choose sex over sleep sometimes, so surprising.
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  Speaker 1: What I choose sleep over sex?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: A new study was done that found the gen Z
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  Speaker 2: would choose sleep over sex, which is odd to us
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  Speaker 2: because they haven't lived long enough to be that tired.
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  Speaker 2: They haven't done enough to be that tired. Where they're like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, what tonight, baby, I just really want to
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  Speaker 2: go to sleep. And then she looks at you and goes, oh,
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  Speaker 2: thank god, me too.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your twenties you should be, you know, banging all
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  Speaker 1: you can sleep, sleep little, do everything else. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: what's sad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now another study about gen z and its sex
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  Speaker 2: habits has been released. A survey finds one third of
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  Speaker 2: college students use their phones during sex to record No
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  Speaker 2: because that's what I thought, too, is go on board
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  Speaker 2: with that? But how was my first thoughts? Like okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that makes sense. I don't know why that's that shocking.
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  Speaker 2: The new survey, conducted by yik yak and side chat,
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  Speaker 2: suggests that digital habits are deeply embedded in intimate moments.
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  Speaker 2: The pole conducted responses from ten thousand college students across
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  Speaker 2: more than five hundred campuses and paints a picture of
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  Speaker 2: constant connection even behind closed doors. Thirty five percent of
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  Speaker 2: respondents said they have texted or used social media while
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  Speaker 2: having sex. The behavior points to how normalized the multitasking
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  Speaker 2: with phones has become for young adults who grew up online. Notifications,
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  Speaker 2: group chats, and scrolling do not always stop when the
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  Speaker 2: physical intimacy begins.
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  Speaker 5: I've had I've had multiple partners asked me, uh, as
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  Speaker 5: as we were doing the thing.
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  Speaker 3: To record.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I thought that was weird, but that they wanted
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  Speaker 5: to watch and they wanted to film the whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was weird.
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  Speaker 5: But you know, I'm a giver.
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  Speaker 2: M h you're you're also you're also a showman. I
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  Speaker 2: mean you're a standing up comedian, so.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you do love crowd work, yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 5: I like talking to the audience. No, but I had
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  Speaker 5: multiple partners have been asked like, hey, can you record
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  Speaker 5: us while we're doing this?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but have any of them pulled their phone out
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  Speaker 2: and just started scrolling TikTok uh.
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  Speaker 5: I had one in in l A.
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  Speaker 4: That was uh.
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  Speaker 3: She was on YouTube.
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  Speaker 5: Because she wanted she wanted to try different stuff. See
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  Speaker 5: now that makes sense to me.
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  Speaker 2: If you're on your phone looking for inspiration, then I
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  Speaker 2: get it, like you fre like, no, hang on, I
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  Speaker 2: want to try this thing, but I need to show
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  Speaker 2: it to you for you to understand. Let me see
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  Speaker 2: if I can find it real quick that I get.
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  Speaker 3: I was in the middle.
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  Speaker 4: It was in the middle, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she's with a guy from the culture that
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  Speaker 1: invented the Kama Sutra. Why why does she need to
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  Speaker 1: go to YouTube? Well, she didn't invent it. I said no.
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  Speaker 1: I said, you're you with.
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  Speaker 5: No, but it just look you're right man in the middle.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, hey, I saw this thing that we can do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, my next I'm in the middle of this.
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  Speaker 5: Honestly, if you want a boner killer, that's one.
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  Speaker 3: Don't interrupt the show, lady, I.
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  Speaker 1: Would at least help. You're going to porn hub, not YouTube.
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  Speaker 5: She went to YouTube and she's like, this is a
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  Speaker 5: yoga class that she can show me how to do it,
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  Speaker 5: how to turn her over or what it was?
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  Speaker 4: Weird?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you do it?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I loved her the next day. No, I'm talking about
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  Speaker 3: in the moment.
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  Speaker 4: Did you do it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Well I'm not gonna stop.
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  Speaker 3: So I will say this.
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  Speaker 1: Got me.
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  Speaker 2: It does sound odd that someone like in this study,
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  Speaker 2: it says thirty five percent of college student said that
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  Speaker 2: they've scrolled social media, checked messages, whatever in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of an intimate moment. But and to us that sounds
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  Speaker 2: really weird, sounds dumb. It's like, what's wrong with these kids?
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  Speaker 2: But have none of us ever taken a phone call in.
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  Speaker 3: The middle of it. Nope, no that like not once.
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  Speaker 2: It's been like, hey, I really got to take this
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  Speaker 2: just to be weird or silly about it.
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  Speaker 3: Like shit, I gotta take this like this is work.
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  Speaker 3: But whatever you're doing, don't stop.
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  Speaker 5: You've taken a phone call.
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  Speaker 1: No no, I was about to ask you what did
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  Speaker 1: ruff say?
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  Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no That mother picker
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  Speaker 2: went straight to voicemail.
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  Speaker 8: There's all those people's personal effects, you know, from their
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: landscaping their backyard. I mean, you got bikes in the
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: middle of the street, skateboard I mean, it's just it's crazy.
• 20:07
  Speaker 8: But yeah, three inch. But I do know that South
• 20:09
  Speaker 8: Texas gets a lot of the large, large hill. Last year,
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: I want to say it was a six and a
• 20:15
  Speaker 8: half inch I think a stone that came down. It
• 20:19
  Speaker 8: was one of the largest ones ever recorded, So it's
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: substantially what thing come out. And then even in Ralette,
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: I think that was like twenty sixteen, they had hell
• 20:29
  Speaker 8: the size of cantelopes coming through and it was so
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: powerful it was actually coming through the people's roofs all
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: the way through.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: The decking into their home.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Oh god.
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: There were actually people that had claims on furniture, breaking
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: glass tables. I remember specifically there was a refrigerator that
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: got put on pictures in the network and it had
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: a dent in it from the hailstorm coming through the
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: decking and hitting the refrigerator. I don't know how many
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: people can say they actually had a refrigerator on the
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: hell clane.
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  Speaker 2: my favorite stories coming out of the Olympics. Despite all
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: the fun we've had, you know, with the condom shortage
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: at the Olympic village. It was all part of an
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: epic Olympic meltdown that turned into high tragic theater on
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: the slopes. Oh yeah, at La Lee McGrath's gold medal
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: hopes in the Olympics slalom slipped away.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: His ski poles were then thrown away, and then he
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: simply stumbled away through the snow and walked to the woods.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: I didn't see this.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: It's one thing.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: It's one thing to lose your shot at a medal
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: in the Olympics, but it's another thing to lose your
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: emotions altogether and to be so disappointed in your failure
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: at the Olympics that you just simply walk off the course,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: leave your skis, leave your poles, and you just take
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: a long walk straight off into the woods. Yes, they
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: found him. Unfortunately they didn't leave him alone. They didn't
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: recognize the fact that you know, this guy just needs
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: a minute. Let's just let him, you know, let's just
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: let him be for a minute. Instead they're like, no,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: we got to go get this guy. So that's what
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: they did. Uh.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Norwegian ski racer McGrath Uh.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: He said, I thought that I would get some peace
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: and quiet, but I didn't because photographers and police found
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: me out in the woods. But I just needed some
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: time for myself. He was born in Vermont, but he
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: grew up in Norway. He entered the final run of
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: the final men's race at the Milan Cortina Games with
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: a big lead in his best event, but after straddling
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: a gate, McGrath lost a metal and then control of
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: his emotions as he walked off into the woods. Trying
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: what peace and quiet it was the I think the
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: giant slalom. The twenty five year old tossed each pole
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: over the safety netting. He then climbed the fencing on
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: the other side of the course and made his way
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: through the snow to the edge of the wilderness.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Where he laid down on his back.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but the photo of him is so great
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and I'm just gonna hold you can kind of see
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: it's just him walking towards the woods, towards the netting.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: He just goes over the netting and just keeps going.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: That poor poor man.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: He could have become the Bigfoot of slalom skiing, you know.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Just yeah, a story about what happens when you fail.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: For decades, when people go to when people go to
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: the Italian Alps on vacation, day two could say that
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: they saw McGrath still walking the woods, crying about his
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: lost metal.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Thought it was Bigfoot.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: No, that's just that's just atl or however you say
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: his name.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: It's a t l e.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: That poor poor man. I do have a theory on
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: this though. This is what happens when you're a skier.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: That's a very It's a solo sport, right, it's very lonely.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Other sports that seem to have recognized the loneliness of
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: solo's sports. Yes, I'm talking about the luge, because the
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: luge is one of those where it started out as
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: a one person thing. You get on the sled and
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: you go down the track and you go fast.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Now we have doubles louge. We got men's doubles louge.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: We've got women's doubles louge. No mixed doubles louge.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: Gee.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: I wonder why, But I'm left wondering. I always think
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: about how did something come about, how did it begin?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: And when I think of doubles louge, I think about
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: a guy on a sled. At one point he looks
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: towards a buddy of his and says, hey, you uh,
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: you want to go for a ride, And to his surprise,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: the guy says yes, and doubles louge was born.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: Let me go put some tights on, man.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Mm hm.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: That's the That's the other part of it too.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: It's it's not enough to say, hey, buddy, you and
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: a hop on my sled and see what happens. Well, sure,
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Let's go both, let's both go
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: put on something tighter or.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Or because I think the timing may be simply because
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think doubles loge has been around that long.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: It hasn't. It's a newer event.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: So I think a couple of lose guys got drunk
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: watched Talladega Knights.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Shaking Bake, Yeah, who's who's shaking?
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Who's bake?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Pitch and catch seem more apropos.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like shake is is the sledd on
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: the bottom? I think I think no, sorry, yeah, shake
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: is on top, bake is on the bottom. I think
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: that's how that works in the doubles loge.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: And so yeah, so you get.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: The men's doubles lose, you have women's doubles lose, but
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: there's no mixed doubles loge.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: And the other thing.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: About Yeah, the bob sled and the luge and skeleton
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: skeleton's awesome because now you're just going face first straight
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: down the track and I love that of it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I think that's cool as hell.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Right, But there's not.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: A doubles skeleton, right, I haven't missed something on the programming, No, because.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I mean it's the point of the skeleton. Well, I mean,
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: if you're.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: The skeleton bro and you're face down on the sled
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: and you turn to a buddy and go hey, hop on,
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: and then you're well.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: The way they launch in skeleton, I don't ah, it
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: would be really difficult for that second person because that's
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: when you just basically they take a running start and
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: just leap face forward onto the sled and then they're
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: they're off.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Tray the first time is always the toughest, but if
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: you really really want.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: It, it's when they become the sled.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: How's that?
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: S and L.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not done this skit, That's what I'm wondering.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: And not only that, but it's like, if you're gonna
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: do if you're gonna do the doubles loge with the
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: with the one guy sitting on top of the other
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: guy and and the women's lose doubles, does you know
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: the same position and it? Then what if you did
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: doubles skeleton where you're both you know, face first going down,
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: but on top of each other, Then then then why
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: not you know the ladies but they do it facing
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: each other.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: That's a reverse scissor.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I think it's just a regular scissor.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Reverse scissor is kind of what they're doing now.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, i'd watch it exactly. The ratings will go
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: through the roof.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Right, that's not the only thing going through the roof,
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: because I mean, if you think about it. There's all
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: the all the positions are covered. You know, you you've
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: got on your back is loose, you got you know,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: face down, which is skeleton. And I just I just
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: want to see the reverse cowboy.
• 29:30
  Speaker 10: Hm.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: That's that's men's doubles loose.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: And then Bob Sludding is just a gang bang.
• 29:43
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• 30:08
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• 30:14
  Speaker 2: All right, God, what a great fun time had by
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: all except.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: For that guy. Yep, I hate that song.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Why do you Why do you hate the lover Boy?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Is because you're trying to think of it?
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: Is it?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Is it because you're trying to find a new way
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: to alienate yourself from our listeners. You can't do Devil
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: horns to lover Boy, Yes you can. You can do
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Devil horns to any kickass guitar riff.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: That's right, Oh you can't.
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: Who you want to go to horns if you want
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: to go, Uh, there's other metal bands that you can
• 30:57
  Speaker 10: do Devil Devil hens too.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Well, if I want to do deatal hands, I'm gonna
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: do deadal hands.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: The lover boy.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I prefer.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I gave him. I gave him a bro nod.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: I was in the airport with Kenny G.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Well, you can't give Kenny G a bro nod. He's
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: not cool enough for a bro nod. No, we did
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: this move and that was cool enough.
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: And uh there was a guy that actually was holding
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: his clarinet.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Dope as ship.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: I was like, he has an assistant. Well done, Kenny G.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: But no, lover boy, Come on, dude, we can't do that.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Sure we can pyrotechnics as far as I.
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: Mean.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: You guys are white.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: Last I checked, but I'm working on it.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you do this whole move and I'm like, no, no,
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: we can't. Not a lover boy, I mean, why why?
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Because it's loverable.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need a better answer than that. That's not
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: an answer. That's just stating who's involved.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: What's the name of the band?
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Established, Yeah, that's that's that's it. If it's a Metallica,
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: if it's uh, you know, god uh static X if.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Is it is it the lover part or the boy part?
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think it's the I think it's mostly all
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: of the parts.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: So it was named your band, lover boy.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: It was out of you.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: You're not metal, never claimed to me metal.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: This is not reserved for metals.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: Observed for metal, Ronnie Dio.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: When you're part of it, when you're when you're part
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: of a band that was passing girls between tour buses
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: driving down the road, you can you can do the
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: rock out with your cock out all day long.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: No, that was just shameful. That shameful, she consented. I
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: hope we don't know the story. We don't know what
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: ever happened.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: To her hopefully lift home.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, they they well, I mean she made
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: it to the other vehicle. What happened after that? I
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: can only speculate. All right, onto less serious things. Miss
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Bumbum has suffered horrific frostbite on her butt after a
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: painful ice baths failed.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: So sad, I'm as the eldest of the group. I'm
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: gonna who.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: A Brazilian influencer named Carole Chavez, who goes by the
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: name Miss Bumbum Okay, suffered a nasty frostbite burn on
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: her buttocks after an at home cryo therapy session went
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: badly while preparing for Carnival twenty twenty.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: Six, So sad, very badly.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Sounds like this occurred in Rio de Janeiro this month,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: as twenty four year old Miss Bumbum Champion Carole Chavez
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: had incorporated ice bats into her fitness regiment ahead of
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: her Carnival appearance. These are very popular these days. They've
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: been around forever. Ice bats have been in you know,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: NFL locker rooms, high school football, professional athletes, been around forever.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: But they've gone mainstream with you know, just people saying that,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: you know, cryotherapy and ice bats are supposed to be
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: good for it.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Well, this got a little out of hand.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: She said.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I didn't measure the water temperature. I put in a
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: lot of.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Ice, and from the thermal shock, I felt it must
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: have been close to zero degrees. She explained she remained
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: immersed for far longer than advised, which led to a
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: cold burn on her backside. She said, the problem is
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: that I ended up staying in longer than I should have,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: and that caused a cold burn on my bum. That's
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: according to the twenty four year old Miss bum Bum
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Champion of Brazil. She also said she opted to experiment
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: with cryotherapy as a method of conditioning herself for Carnival's
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: grueling demands without resorting to cosmetic treatments.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: I mean she does live in the home with the
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: butt left.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: This is true, She says. I wanted to parade without
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: resorting to invasive procedures. I look for alternatives that could
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: help with muscle recovery and physical preparation, and cryo therapy
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: seem like a simple option for every day use. Look,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: if you're not torking at this level, then why even bother?
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: If I agree, please pontificate, Please say bontificate.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: If you're not, if you're not stepping up the game,
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: then you're you're not doing the job, right. I can
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: agree with that, Like that's what you're getting paid for.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I have seen videos of people when when like it
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: used to be like a like a dance battle kind
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: of thing back in the day where people do the
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: circle and someone would jump in and dance and some
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: of my dance and then back and forth whatever. But
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: now there's like torque battles and yeah, one of my
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: one of my favorites is a video where like all
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: these girls are in there doing it and like, wow,
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: this is actually really impressive. And then someone else gets
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: in there who's been doing it at home in front
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: of nobody, and thinks they can do it just as well.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: And then everyone just goes quiet, like oh god, she okay,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Like like she can't move the hips in that way.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: The butt cheeks do not move independently of one another.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: It just looks more like a seizure. So you like
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: working videos, just this one, just just just when one
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: person thought that, like, Okay, this is my moment, all
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: this practice, all these times in my bedroom in front
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: of a mirror, I feel like I can do this.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: I feel like I can hang with these other ladies.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: And then she runs in there and just say, oh
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I just didn't go right.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: So he's kind of like opening up that the butt
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: cheeks moved independently.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there there are ladies I can do that like,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: And then have you ever seen like.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: Someone who So you've watched this, you had to go
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: through a few to find the good one.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: You know, the Internet will show you just about anything,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: whether you asked for it or not.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Interesting, Okay, I didn't know what your style was.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just impressed by by by human ability. The human experience.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Someone woke up one day and said, you know what,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: dancing's just done. Not as fun as it could be.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: I think I have the ability to move my butt
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: so fast it looks like a paint shaker. And then
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: also thought, you know, I think I can split it
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: and do each side as fast as two individual paint shakers.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna do that on somebody else. And
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: and then you got the talking.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Take it away, Trey.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I just you know, were you.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Were?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: You watching these videos as search or a tutorial, because
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: if you can do the paint shaker thing, I you know,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: hats off, Yeah, hats off. I want to see it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: No I cannot.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but if I did, goddamn right, my ass
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: would be all over the internet with that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Look what this white boy can do.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I can finally leave my part time job in the
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: paint department at Lows. It goes straight to America's gotta
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: tell them.
• 39:38
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• 39:41
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