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FULL SHOW: Wearin' It For The WAHS · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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  Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, g'day, you mad bars. It's great to have your
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  Speaker 4: company on this glorious Friday afternoon. It is the 11th
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  Speaker 4: of September, 2026, and you, my friends, as always, listening
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  Speaker 4: to the Big Show, brought to you by Reberg here.
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  Speaker 1: Crave-worthy street food, freshly made with Reberg here.
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  Speaker 5: Reberg.
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  Speaker 4: Mogi, mogi, mogi. You must be pretty excited for the
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  Speaker 4: upcoming weekend. You're wearing your Waz scarf there and a
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  Speaker 4: puffer jacket. God, you're looking good. How's life?
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  Speaker 3: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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  Speaker 3: a bee. Look, let me be the first to say
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  Speaker 3: it to you today, Jase. Up the Waz.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Up the Waz. Big game tomorrow. The nation is feeling it.
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  Speaker 3: They're excited. We've got Wear It For The Whas going
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  Speaker 3: on today. Everybody's dressed up like we're members of the team. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: You're about to run on the field and do a haka.
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  Speaker 4: I went out especially and got my whas top to
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  Speaker 4: be with the fellas. United for the city.
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  Speaker 3: You've got a real Wade Egan vibe, Jase. And by
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  Speaker 3: that I mean you strike me as someone who would
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  Speaker 3: be easily concussed.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 3: How are you going, Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good as gold, man. Pretty fizzed up for tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, I'll be going along to the home final.
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  Speaker 1: Cannot wait. 24 hours time, I will be at the
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  Speaker 1: game already.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: Warming up on the sidelines. Getting ready to get stuck in.
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  Speaker 1: But before then, mate, we've got a huge show.
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  Speaker 3: Massive.
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  Speaker 1: Massive show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Very Waz-focused, of course. A lot of freebies. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of great chat as well, eh, Jase?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure, man. Thank you, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, great.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, 24 hours from now, I'll be pacing in my
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  Speaker 4: apartment going, come on, fellas, come on, you can do this.
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  Speaker 4: Getting all fired up, maybe getting a few snacks ready,
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  Speaker 4: things like that. Who are they playing? Pardon? Oh, the Dolphins? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They're going to get a dedution.
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  Speaker 1: I hope so.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Mogi, what's coming up on the show? What's happening
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  Speaker 4: on The Big Show with Old Mogi?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know it, fellas. We had a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of an incident earlier in the week with Charlie Gubb.
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  Speaker 3: He couldn't make it to give his feelings, could he?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 3: On last week's game, but he'll be with us today
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  Speaker 3: to preview the Dolphins. We've also got the throbber because
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  Speaker 3: it's Friday. Yes. We do the throbber every Friday. That's
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  Speaker 3: one of the rules. We haven't got many rules around here,
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  Speaker 3: but that's one of them.
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  Speaker 4: Coming up next.
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  Speaker 3: Got a hell of a new storyline that will be
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  Speaker 3: running through the show. I can't quite believe it's happening,
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  Speaker 3: but it's happening.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely happening.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy and Hoity J are going to play a season
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  Speaker 3: of rugby next year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, look, I have my concerns.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, you'll be sweet as, man. We'll get into that next.
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  Speaker 3: Huge.
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  Speaker 4: In the meantime, here's the red hot chilli peppers.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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  Speaker 4: Oasis there on the Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon.
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  Speaker 4: The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Fellas, pretty exciting news. Pretty exciting stuff that's developed on
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  Speaker 1: the big show the last couple of days. Me and
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  Speaker 1: Jase have been throwing the old footy ball around in
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  Speaker 1: the studio here. Had a lot of fun. Jase has
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  Speaker 1: got a bullet pass on him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. That's true.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is, with Jase being.
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  Speaker 4: Straight in the gullet.
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  Speaker 3: And Keezy always shells it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he does.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I always shell it, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Knock on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, true.
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  Speaker 1: See, and Jason, he knows all the terminology. He's 39.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'anonu's 44.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's still out there playing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to join you in this, fellas, but I'm
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  Speaker 3: too old.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pushing 50.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Moge's too old.
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  Speaker 1: You're pushing 50, mate.
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  Speaker 4: I would worry about you, Moge.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, whereas Jason's still 39. So, and the thing is,
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  Speaker 1: the way you deliver that nut, Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 4: That cherry.
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  Speaker 1: That straight into the old bread basket. You have got
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  Speaker 1: at least one more season of good footy left, I think.
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  Speaker 1: At least one season. And it's exciting because I've been
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  Speaker 1: thinking about playing again as well. I haven't played properly
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  Speaker 1: since I left high school.
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  Speaker 3: Well, ever.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say ever, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, true, true, yeah. But the good news is, Jase,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to change that, aren't we?
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  Speaker 4: Are we?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, because you and I, we were throwing the old
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  Speaker 1: pigskin around and we've decided we're going to play a
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  Speaker 1: season of footy next season. So what we need now
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  Speaker 1: on 3483, every text in the draw for 50 bucks, Reburger. Suggestions,
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  Speaker 1: if you know a good club that we could play for.
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  Speaker 3: Now we're talking. Now we're getting down to the nitty gritty.
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  Speaker 1: Straight up. We've got to sign up. We've got to
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  Speaker 1: get a coach on. We've got to talk about off-season training.
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  Speaker 1: Because when was the last time you did contact training?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, that's the thing, Keezy. I have concerns.
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  Speaker 3: What about?
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  Speaker 4: And I don't want to think this.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But I can't help but think it.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: What's that, man? Big dog?
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  Speaker 4: You're trying to get me killed.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Can I paint a picture with words, if I might?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 4: We're playing a game of rugby. Keezy there at the
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  Speaker 4: base of a rut, gets the ball, does one of
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  Speaker 4: his big floaty.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, you're the halfback.
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  Speaker 3: You're the halfback.
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  Speaker 4: Does a big floaty hospital pass to Hoity J standing
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  Speaker 4: at first five.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you be first five?
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  Speaker 4: And the opposition, a 108kg blindside flanker at full pace...
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  Speaker 4: nails Horty J in the midriff and or chest and
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  Speaker 4: nails him into the ground. I'm not going to live through.
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  Speaker 3: That, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: But you're describing it all wrong, Jase. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: you're halfback. You've got that bullet pass. Sure, you can
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  Speaker 1: only pass one way. You can't pass with your left hand,
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  Speaker 1: but you'll be the one delivering it. So you can
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  Speaker 1: be smart. You can just be selective. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to run unless you see a gap like Cam Roy got.
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  Speaker 3: There's always going to be. I share your concerns, Jase.
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  Speaker 3: but I've got to say I don't think it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be your physical prowess or presence that's going to
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  Speaker 3: be the problem here. I think it's going to be
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  Speaker 3: Keezy's ineptitude.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: His unkness that's going to potentially put your life at risk.
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  Speaker 3: Those great big lobbing passes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When he comes into contact, just heaving it over his
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  Speaker 3: head and hoping.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody else will. Because he panics.
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  Speaker 1: He panics.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I panic. And that's what's great.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to play rugby.
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  Speaker 4: It's a big floating Keezy. 100%. Well, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 4: another concern that I genuinely.
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  Speaker 3: A big Keezy floater.
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  Speaker 4: So we join a team. This is my other concern, Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We join a team together. The fellas? Yeah. Hootie Jay
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  Speaker 4: at halfback. And old Keezy, week after week, riding the pine.
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  Speaker 6: That's fine.
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  Speaker 4: I just would feel terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Jase, I would feel honoured watching you go to work, man.
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  Speaker 3: But it's about you guys doing it together, I think.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: We can find the right team.
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  Speaker 3: And the other concern, of course, is the only time
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  Speaker 3: that we've gone through any kind of– I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: physical challenge. Keezy's pulled up lame.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 3: You know, within 20 metres. And so what's going to happen?
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  Speaker 3: You do all this off-season training.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: And then old Hoiti J's left there to lead the
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  Speaker 3: team on his own lonesome.
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  Speaker 1: I'll still be there every game, man. I'll still be
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  Speaker 1: there sidelined. I'll still be there supporting you.
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  Speaker 4: But the asthma.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've got that under control. I'll bring my Simbacor
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  Speaker 1: and my Ventolin.
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  Speaker 4: Because I also have a fear I can just see Keezy,
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  Speaker 4: you know, we're 10 minutes into the game. He's on
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  Speaker 4: all fours, you know, looking over his shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Just wheezing, you know what I mean? Over the ball,
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  Speaker 1: protecting the ball. Jase, look, okay, you can picture all
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  Speaker 1: these negative things all you want, man, but all I
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  Speaker 1: see is me and you raising the trophy at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the season.
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  Speaker 3: Can I say, yeah, there are things that worry you,
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  Speaker 3: but there is an opportunity at glory here. And what
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  Speaker 3: a glory it would be.
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  Speaker 1: Greatness, Jase. Have you ever heard of greatness? So 3483,
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  Speaker 1: text us through. If you know of a club that
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  Speaker 1: could use Hoity J and myself for next year.
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  Speaker 4: Where are you playing, by the way? What's your position?
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  Speaker 1: Every text in the draw for $ 50 worth of Reburger. Well,
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  Speaker 1: as you say, I'm a big unco, so.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get into that next as well, as well as
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  Speaker 3: a few texts there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm loving it, man. It's going to be great, man.
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  Speaker 3: This is really, really good.
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  Speaker 1: And I can't wait to see you in action because
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  Speaker 1: you've told me all about being a tough little bastard
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  Speaker 1: and the captain of the first 15 and blah, blah, man.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be awesome.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds good, man. Here's Foo Fighters.
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  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 4: Hole on the Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time
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  Speaker 4: is 4.26.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, huge news out of the Big Show if you've
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  Speaker 1: just tuned in. Keezy and Hoity J are going to
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  Speaker 1: play a season of footy together next year. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: rugby union, right?
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  Speaker 4: Union. Yeah, that's all I do, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't do league.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, I love league, but I never really played it,
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  Speaker 1: so we'll go Union. And people are texting in on 3483.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you're hard enough for league, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: Totally, man, you're right. But the good news is we'll
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  Speaker 1: find out if I'm hard enough for Union next year
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  Speaker 1: when me and you play a season together.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, great.
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  Speaker 1: So the texts are coming in, 3483, suggestions of clubs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Every text, of course, in the draw for 50 bucks, Reburger.
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  Speaker 1: The Oni Fero RFC Div 3, reasonable rugby, great bar.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that sounds like us.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: Although, Jase, you strike me as more of a– like
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  Speaker 1: Div 3 is probably too low for you, right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, probs. I'd say– I'm thinking more Prems.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. We should aim for Prems.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you've got to get along for the trolls then,
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  Speaker 3: don't you?
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  Speaker 1: 100%, which is– Well, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean, even if– you know, having me in the Prems,
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  Speaker 4: I'll draw the crowds. Top radio DJ, comedic legend.
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  Speaker 3: They'll get a few laughs, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the funniest work you've ever done, man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Someone here is suggesting the Pakuranga Presidents. Once again, I
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  Speaker 1: think we're talking Prem still. You're still in your prime.
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  Speaker 4: I used to play for Packeranger, actually. Really? Back in
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  Speaker 4: the day. Yeah, truly. When I went home in the
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  Speaker 4: weekends from boarding school, I played for Packeranger.
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  Speaker 1: Right, okay. So a while ago.
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  Speaker 4: I'm on the board there, actually. You're on the board, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Honours board.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right. Four. Oh, just for being awesome.
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  Speaker 1: The Huntley Hobags looking for a couple of tidy rugby club.
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  Speaker 1: Could do with the old Keezy Jizz combo. That's what
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  Speaker 1: people are calling it.
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  Speaker 3: The Keezy-Jizz combo. I could see you. No.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: Stop it.
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  Speaker 1: Marist Albion Beacons down in Christchurch.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a bit of a travel.
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  Speaker 3: I think this one's the winner, Keezy. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you've got your eye on this one here. But
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  Speaker 3: this seems like hand and glove. Could I say that?
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  Speaker 3: The Auckland Women's Correctional Facility Rugby Club is a mint idea,
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  Speaker 3: according to this texter. Nice bunch and supportive atmosphere.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds lovely.
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  Speaker 1: But once again, Jase, you're so gun based on everything
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  Speaker 1: you've told us. Yeah, but it's not about being the best.
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  Speaker 3: Is it about that?
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  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 4: It's about being part of a team, Keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Is it about inspiring people? Yeah, I think so. Being
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  Speaker 3: part of a community?
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  Speaker 1: But, Mogi, Jase is.
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  Speaker 4: 40 J, best in the world. A number one.
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  Speaker 1: And so while he's 39 and still has a couple
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  Speaker 1: of good years left, I want to see him at
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  Speaker 1: the top. I want to see him at the pinnacle,
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  Speaker 1: at the peak of his powers. And so you'll be halfback, right?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess so, yeah. Where would you play? That's
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  Speaker 4: what I want to know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good question. So obviously you couldn't play prop?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: Hooker?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not a front row.
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  Speaker 4: You've got the ass for a prop.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. You've got the booty.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've got that booty. Yeah, you've got that big old.
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  Speaker 1: I've got that cake.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But you can be a caked up second five, for example.
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  Speaker 1: I think locks probably the thing that makes sense to me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I say I don't think flank is it because it
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  Speaker 1: requires skill.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Lock, did you say?
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  Speaker 3: Whereas lock, you know, one of your drives, you've got
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  Speaker 3: to pick somebody up. Well, I get picked up. That's
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: all right. Yeah. Or you get picked up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You go right with that. Putting your head in between
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  Speaker 3: a couple of big fellas there.
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  Speaker 4: I can do that. Yeah, you could do that for sure.
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  Speaker 4: The only issue I have with him being lock, you'd
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  Speaker 4: only have one lock for your side because Keezy can't catch.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? One option in the line-out? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But that's okay, Jase. We can just have one option.
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  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, that lock will pass
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  Speaker 1: it straight down to Hoity J, who's going to spread
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  Speaker 1: it wide.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking more on the wing. Just get him away
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  Speaker 4: from the majority of the game and just put him
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  Speaker 4: there as a kind of physical block.
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  Speaker 1: That's 100%. At the end of the day, it's mostly
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  Speaker 1: about you.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was about the two of you playing together.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like it's getting more and more away from
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  Speaker 3: what you wanted to do because the big attraction for you, Jase,
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: is playing with Keezy. Sounds like Keezy only wants to
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: get you out on the field and then he's going
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  Speaker 3: to abandon you.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: Mo, you could not be more wrong. It is about
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: Jase and I playing a season of footy together. At
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, I'm not good enough, so
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  Speaker 1: I might have to be out on the wing.
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  Speaker 3: I think what has to happen is you have to
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: play for a team that is at a level where
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: you get to play with Jase. With Jase Kesey. And
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Kesey is allowed to be on the field, Jase. Because
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: it's about you two playing together.
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  Speaker 4: Like you're under 10s.
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: No, Jase, you're joking. I'm trying to take this seriously, Jase.
• 13:10
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe a Div 2, Div 3 team where Jase will
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: be the best player.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: Div 2, Div 3.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: He'll be the best player, but it'll be hopefully a
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: grade that I can keep up.
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Imagine you're half back on
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: first five, man. How cool would that be?
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it, Keezy.
• 13:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, great.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: Keep the text coming. 3483 if you've got any suggestions.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: Every single text in the drawer for 50 bucks.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: Reburg.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: One simple question. One weekend of a lifetime. Would you rather....
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: Yes indeed was, or cars, you decide, New Zealand. Two
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: great prizes.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: That's right, either the NRL Grand Final, three nights over
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: in Sydney there, the Randwick races on the Saturday, a
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: boat cruise to the Grand Final on the Sunday there,
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: or Bathurst with shuttle service to and from Mount Panorama,
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: both the Saturday and Sunday, flights, hotels, everything taken care of.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Fellas, it's three weeks until the Grand Finals.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: Three weeks and a couple of days there, fellas. That's
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: not far, is it?
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: It's not.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: That's not long to wait at all. God.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: I'm already freaking out about it.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: I'm freaking out, man. I'm going to be so nervous.
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: I've got tickets.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: It's not going to be good. If they get into
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: the final and I go, I'm not going to enjoy
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: a single minute of it.
• 14:27
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: You'll be freaking out.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: It'll be like the 2011 Rugby World Cup final.
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Like that was the last time I was just freaking
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: out and hated every second of it. But loved it.
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: You see, the only reason I don't go is because
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: I don't want what happened at Magic Round to occur.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Which is where I'm really into the wars and just backbones,
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: constantly going back and forth, getting beersies the whole game. Yeah, exactly. Oh, sorry, mate.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: Sorry about that.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, they scored! Oh, I missed it.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Keezy and Pugs are in the way again, getting
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: more beers.
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and hot dogs.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Responsibly. Let's go to the Lions, fellas.
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: G'day, Alan, you mad bastard. How's life?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Not too bad, mate.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: Good on you. Bad, mate. What's your plan for your
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: Friday night there, Alan? I thought that was Alan saying that. Yeah, nice.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: A couple of beers.
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Fair enough, Alan. Responsible beers?
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: A couple of hot dogs as well, maybe. Yeah, good
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: on you.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust, by the way, Alan?
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: I'm a hairdresser.
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Bad, bad. Short back and sides, man. What's in style
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: at the moment for a young stud like Keezy?
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, short back and hard luck, I think.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I– I feel like Alan's not actually
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: a hairdresser, but I'm not sure. Hey, Alan, Bathurst or
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: grand final, mate? Grand final, mate, for sure. Yeah, get
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: on you, mate.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: You're in the draw. Say on the line, Pugs will
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: look after you. Thanks, mate. G'day, Sam, you mad bastard.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: How's life?
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: How are you?
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, very good, thank you, Sam. You got big plans
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: for the weekend?
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, heading to Napier to watch the NPC.
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: It's my brother's 100th.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, how good.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: How good.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Who's your brother?
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Jeff Cridge. He's a shocking bastard.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Terrible.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: He's terrible.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: What position does he play, Sam?
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: He's a lock.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, like Keezy.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like old Keezy.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Keezy will teach him a thing or two.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I could if you want. Does he have a
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: massive dump truck like I do? Oh, I don't know.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: His arse. He's my brother. Yeah, I know.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: It's not sexual. It's just like, has he got a massive.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Has he got a big old dump on him?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: When you were sitting next to him on the couch
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: at home, was it always annoying because he was so big?
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, probably.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, Sam. What do you want, Sam?
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: Waz or cars? Waz, please. Yeah, good on you, mate.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Stay on the line and old Pug Sam will look
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: after you, all right?
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: Can I make an observation, man? What's up? We're getting
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: a lot of woman callers.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Females, I call them. They can't wait to get involved with,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: by and large, a little bit of footy.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: A little bit of.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Bathurst as well. Yeah, but they're desperate to get involved
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: as well. It's good stuff, isn't it? It's across the divide.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Bloody oats.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Hey, all thanks to boystrip.co.nz. If you want to go
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: to Bathurst, there's still some packages available. If you want
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: to go to the grand final, you're shit out of luck.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Here's the strokes.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Sold out.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: Living Colour there on the Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon.
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: The time is 10 minutes to 5. Fellas, let's talk TV.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: That's right. That was badly timed, that little cough. They
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: didn't watch anything last night, Phil. A little bit of work,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: a little bit of work.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to have a bath and
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: read John Tugud's biography.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did. I worked. That's how you do it. Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: That's how you do it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Would you get up to taste something less miserable than that?
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I had a great night, actually, Keezy.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Well, you're saying I didn't. Is that what you're saying?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, I was saying that.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: What did you watch?
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Well, nothing either, really, but had a very, very nice
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: romantic dinner with my wife.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: What made it romantic? How do you keep the romance
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: alive after all these affairs?
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: It's interesting, isn't it, when you go out to dinner
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: with someone you've known for nigh on 30 years.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I mean, she's got nothing to tell you.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: It's like, what do you talk about?
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Nothing.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: What do you talk about?
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Nothing.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Talk about old Keezy and Mogi.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Well, we did mention your lovely wife because she bumped
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: into her in the supermarket. Oh, yeah, that's true.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: How long did that chat last for?
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, about 10 seconds, and then we sort of awkwardly
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: shuffled the cutlery.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Can we do an improv where we.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: It's your wife and you out for dinner last night,
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: and we do an improv of what the conversation was.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I'd love to do that.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Can we?
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: So I ran into Keezy's Mrs. there last night.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Well, no, it was his wife talking.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've got the same voice.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, she does too.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she does, eh?
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: That's where you get it from. That's weird, because her
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: voice is slightly deeper than yours as well.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: And then old Mogi. Yeah. What did you watch, Keezy?
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: My wife and I are absolutely loving... Season two of
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Outrageous Fortune.
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Once again, if you're unaware, I've never seen it, and
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: we've just watched season one. It's a great show. So good.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Jethro's just taken over Corky's practice. Corky, of course, played
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: by Hoity J.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: You'd be in jail for the meth, wouldn't you?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Something like that, yeah, because last year you were addicted
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: to meth or something. So I'm excited for Corky to
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: make another appearance, because you do come back, right?
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I do, but I've got bad news for you, Keezy,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: from recollection, and I could be wrong.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: All good news. season 3 season 3 ok but it's
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: just great they keep all the characters that they've established
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: just keep being interwoven Yes. Keeps being interwoven. And also,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Anthony Starr playing Van and Jethro. So good. Yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: He's a very talented fella.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: He's amazing.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: He's gone on to do quite extraordinary things.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you've noticed.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he's in The Boys, obviously, as Homelander. But
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I think it was Pugs had a good point. Homelander
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: switches in and out of these two personality types at will,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: and he's amazing. It's because he played Van and Jethro
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: for so long. Yes. It's such a good show.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: He got exhausted by it in the end. He was like, enough, enough.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: To be fair, Van seems to be almost the central
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: person to the plot. Yes. He's involved with everything. So
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: it would be very, very exhausting to me. I mean, Jase,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: you're exhausted after doing... being like the 44th person on Brokenwood.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, in the background.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: In the background.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: It was him!
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Watch it on TVNZ +. Every single episode is there.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Get stuck into it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Here's Kings of Leon.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Kings of Leon there. Wait for me on the
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: Radio Hodaki Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time, 4
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: minutes to 5 o'clock.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Fellas, ahead of tomorrow's huge home final for the Warriors,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Betcher have got old Keezy to host another pot. So
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: the pot, basically how it works is.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Idiots.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: You download the Betcha app, go to BetSocial, type in backbone,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: you join the pot, you give Keezy some money, I
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: then punt it, and then we all have the big
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: thumbs up and we all go home stoked because old
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Keezy's onto it when it comes to it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: He's done it again.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: He's done it again. So if you are keen to
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: get involved, as I say, go to the Betcha app, BetSocial,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: type in backbone, all one word, join the pot, And
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: we'll crack into it tomorrow night for the Waz. R18,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: of course, bet responsibly.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff, KC. Hey, heaps coming up after 5 o'clock.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: We're going to be speaking to Charlie Gubb.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: About the Waz. He's going to be fired up, isn't he?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Fired up. And speaking of fired up for the Waz,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: that's the theme of today's Throbber.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Throbber. Songs to fire up the Waz.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, boy. Oh, is that what it was?
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, Chase.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: Doosh, doosh.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: Look at Jase.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Jase is trying to act like he's forgetting to do
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: the doosh, doosh. That was good, man.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks, mate.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: So for those who don't know, for some reason we
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: always say doosh, doosh. Jase went through a phase of
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: forgetting to do it, and now he's trying to pretend
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: like he's going to forget and then do it anyway.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Because it gets Keezy excited. It does.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: It's all fired up.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure. It gets you excited. Because he's randomly
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: pretending to look at his phone and then quickly.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Back to the microphone.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Hey, Friday Throbber, we each pick a tune. You decide
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: which one you want to be the throbber. First to
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: two wins, fellas.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a song designed to get you fired up
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: for the weekend. And for this weekend in particular, it's
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: a song to fire the wars up, man.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Up the wars.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: So we're... Who wants to go first?
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Look, I'll go first, fellas. I'll go first. And this
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: is a little tune that means a lot to me.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: And I think it'll mean a lot to a lot
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: of people. You listen to this one with a beer
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: in your hand, mate. It's going off. It's going off.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: Great stuff by Limp Bizkit.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: That is a goddamn tune.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Good stuff, Mogey.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon that's what the Waz would be into, man?
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Ty, I mean, break stuff up, Keezy. Smash them, bro.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Smash them.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I'll go next. Tomorrow, the Warriors are going to make
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: the Dolphins cry.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Tomorrow. Love will lead us.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Warriors.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Love will lead us.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: See when leaders.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Can you hear the Dolphins cry?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: See the Warriors.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Absolutely 100% What?
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Don't?
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Spot on In terms of the theme Yeah it was
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: cracking tune Absolute all time heap of shit tune.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say Pugs is thumbs
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: upping me out there But the thing is I don't
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: vote Keezy That's right I don't vote No but you
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: can influence the vote People are listening People are already
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: having an opinion about that song Yeah, that's true. And
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the thing, the pug's thumbing something doesn't mean anything. You know, he's,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Pug's thumbing something? Yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: What did you choose, Jase?
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: Bit of Bubba O'Reilly.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: The whys would have been negative 40 when that came out.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: What is the theme?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: To get the Warriors fired up.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, right.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Being out in the field, breaking your back, burning your liver.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, good. That's good stuff. I like it.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Seriously?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: You didn't just pick a song and then just.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: Go, oh, crap.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: No, I promise you I didn't. I didn't.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: You put a lot of work into that, Keezy.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: There were some lyrics that really resonated with me. But
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: you decide, New Zealand. 0800 HODAK in the meantime. There's Sheehan.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Dej Dej.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: That's good stuff. Yeah, man.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: We're looking for a tune to inspire the Waz tomorrow, Phil.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: That's the theme of today's Friday Throbber. You, of course,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: vote on 0800 HODUCKY. Mogi went first with some soggy biscuits.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: What?
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: What?
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: What?
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: That's certainly getting them fired up. Sorry, that's Limp Bizkit.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I'd be pretty fired up if I had my skull
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: candies on.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Listening to that in the changing rooms, I'd be fizzing.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Well, that could be a reality next year, Jason, when
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: we play footy, man. I'm excited. I went for a
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: very literal song, Dolphins Cry, because that's what they're going
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to be doing after we beat them.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: Never leave us roaring.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Right on theme. Jase chose a song from 1971. Yeah, man.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: What are you saying? That there wasn't good tunes in
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: the 70s, Keezy?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: No, not at all. I'm just saying that the oldest
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: player on the Waz is probably how old? 33 or something?
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Kirk Catewell, maybe?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, he loves this track.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Does he?
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: He does, man.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Bubba O'Reilly. Out here in the fields I fight for
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: my meals I get my back in.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: It's about farming.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I love that song, to be fair. It was one
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: of my three goat choices.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Hey, let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Charlie, your man, Barson.
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: How's life?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, g'day, Phil.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: G'day, Phil.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, mate. Tell you, what are you
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: running with there, Charlie?
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, there's got to be only one option, eh?
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: That's you, Roy J.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, boo.
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: Nice, Charlie.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: How old are you, Charlie?
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: 26.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: See, man?
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: People know music from before they were born, man.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Well, Keezy, you like Engelbert Humperdinck. Why are you shocked
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: that he likes... Exactly.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Let's not compare The Who to Engelbert Humperdinck, one of
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: the greatest performers.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: That's a great point.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Let's go to Andrew. G'day, Andrew. You're back, Barnhouse Life.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: G'day, Horty J.
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: Good, mate.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: Good on you, mate. What are you running with there, Andrew?
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Well, some great songs, some bangers today, and no offence,
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Keezy's track as well, but I'm going to have to
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: go with the old mate, Mogi, today.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, mate.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Good on you, Andrew.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Good stuff, mate. You have a good Friday, Andrew.
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: Cheers, Keezy.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: Good on you, mate. G'day, Ray, you mad bastard. How's life?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Hey, g'day, you sick son of a gun. This is
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: bloody magic.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Excellent. What are you running with there, Ray? Oh, look.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Love a good game of Soggy Biscuit, so I have
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: to go with Old Mogi as well. Oh, yeah. I'll
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: join you any time, man. I'll be down in Wellies soon.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I'll do it. Have a good Friday, Ray. Thanks for
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: calling in.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Cheers, boys.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Thank you. Good on you, mates.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Right, so a bit of Limp Biscuit, man.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Get it in you, man.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Turn it up.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: Crank it.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: So come and get it.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, just a little bit of... Limp Bizkit there.
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: Bizkit.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, imagine listening to that in the changing rooms
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: and then getting the first pass and being the first
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: head up.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: And getting absolutely flat.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: That's right. The theme for today's Throbber, Mogi getting the
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: win there, was songs to fire up the Warriors, who
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: are playing tomorrow, of course. Just looking at the Throbber
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: scoreboard now, guys. Mogi, way out in front on 16 wins.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Thanks, man.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Amazing, man.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Well done.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that, guys.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: It's really great.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Keezy in second on 10 wins with one asterisk, the
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: asterisk being for playing two parts of a song. And
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: in third place, Jase on seven wins. I like to
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: think of it as 26 losses rather than seven wins,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: but with two asterisks and a small D. Yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: What was my small D for? I forget.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I can't remember, man.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: We normally make a note of them, but they're not
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: there for some reason.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: You were disqualified for not even trying to follow a theme.
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: Similar to what he did tonight.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Disqualified. And that was the audience
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: disqualified you as well, not us. Did they? Yeah, that
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: was shocking. Shocking bastard.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: That's terrible.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: It's shocking bastard. You guys have got a couple of
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: weeks coming up, off as well coming up, so that's
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: good news for old Mogi. Yeah, it is.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Mogi's got this in the bag unless
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I stop picking tunes from live. I don't see that happening.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. It's a tricky one because that
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: was on theme, Keezy, but it was not a throbber.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: The thing is, I had a throbber lined up, and
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I was just like, when I thought about that pun,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's just right on the money.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: It's too good. Will it win?
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: No.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: It's just so good.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Because life sucks.
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: It just would have been so good had you. Hey,
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: now listen, big news. We've got Charlie Garber. Oh, yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: We're going to be speaking to him next.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: I believe.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Well, very shortly.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: He just looked at Pugs and Pugs shook his head.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: He said 5.30, didn't he? It'll be nearly 5.30. Guys, guys.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Let's not fight about it now.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: We'll speak to him soon, all right?
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Well, I want to speak to him now!
• 31:10
  Speaker 6: Jase!
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Yes indeed, Radiohead there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: this Friday afternoon and fellas just one more sleep and
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: then it's all on. Da-doosh. Some rugby league action with
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: that in mind. I mean we had to, we had
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: to get rugby league legend.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Charlie Gubb on the line. Charlie you mad bastard, how's life?
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Fellas, today life is good. The last few days, it's
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: been bad. I thought it was going to be over.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: The flu got me, and I think if I was
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: made of any less stern of stuff than I'm made of,
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: maybe if I was cut from the same jib as you, Hoity,
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: I'd be gone. But I'm back, brother, so I'm a
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Friday guy. I had to rise again.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: How good, Charlie. Now, obviously, you got sick earlier this week,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: which is why you went on the show. That sort
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: of came off the back of... And a Warriors old
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: boys weekend where you were up in Auckland rubbing shoulders
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: with some of your old mates. Do you think the
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: two were related at all?
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Can you get the flu from doing
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: two days of meth?
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Don't know, actually.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Don't know.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Were you sure in a pipe, man? I've told you
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: about that before.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I think I might have picked
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: it up on a $ 50 bill.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: At the end of the day, you know, it's nighttime
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: and we're here, so let's just focus on the now.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it, man. Charlie, boy, oh, boy, it's
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: going to be a massive game tomorrow, obviously, against the Dolphins.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: What's your feeling? Where do you think the boys are at?
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: How do you think it's going to go?
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Honestly, while I was in my flu state, I was like, look,
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: kind of you read the media like, oh, our right edge, blah, blah, blah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: the Dolphins are good, we're blah, blah, blah. As I've
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: come out of it, I'm coming to Friday, I'm realizing
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: that we are the team and we're I think we're
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: just going to blow them off the park. Our forward
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: pack's too good. We've got seasoned veterans who we led
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: from a real winner in Fisher Harris. And I think
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: him and Barnett having forward back on the bench, Clark
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: through the middle, both our halves back, it's going to
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: be a massive performance and we'll win comfortably.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: And my more nervy moments, Charlie, I think to myself,
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: is Herbie going to run through us? You know, is
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: their fullback going to destroy us? Is Cody Nicarima going
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: to have his way with us? But then I think
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: to myself, actually, I think we're going to absolutely pump them.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: I think this is going to be like that Panthers game.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: We are just going to be swarming and suffocating. I
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: hope so. That's my dream. That's my hope. But, jeez, man,
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever been this nervous going into
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: a final season. It's not like we get into a
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: lot of them. But when we've looked our best, 2002,
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: and I guess was it 11? Yeah. This time I'm
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: nervous because I think we can actually win the whole thing.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: We can. We can. We can, Mogi. Start believing it.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: We're going to win it. And we're going to be,
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: you know, we're going to be reviewing next week and
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: we'll be going into a bye. I think that obviously
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: dolphins are still super dangerous. But our scramble D is
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: really good too. If they make a line break, you know,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: we've got Tane and Chance covering across. We've got, the
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: speed in, what's his name?
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: AKP. AKP, yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: AKP, yeah. Thank you, Keevy, for sticking around. How you been, man?
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bloody good, Charlie. Better than you by the sounds
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: of it, mate. Sorry to hear you're a crook, man.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Are you going to be at the game tomorrow at all? No,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: I won't be at the game.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: I'll be at.
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: At home, and then possibly toss them over and sell
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: it after the game.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fair enough, man. And obviously, we can't speak
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: to Charlie Gard without the great support of Porter King,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Wellington's premier portaloo company, which, of course, Charlie, you run, mate.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Does the business still function without you, with you sick
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: for the week?
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I still got on the truck and stuff like that,
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: and people were like, oh, you're not sick, are you?
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: I said, no, no, no.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Sweet as.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Hey, Charlie, thanks so much for having a yarn to us, mate.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Score prediction before we let you go?
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: 36-18.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Thanks, man. I was going 42-12. I like that.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope so. I really do hope so.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: The Dolphins?
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: What?
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: What?
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: You mean the Dolphins, 32-18?
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Nah, bro, you're going to get the common sharers knocking
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: on your door.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Thanks, Charlie, mate.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: We'll chat to you after the game.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: See you, bro.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Good on you, mate.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, indeed.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: Stone Temple Pilots there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: This Friday evening, the time is 5.41.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Fellas, old Mogi's got a birthday coming up.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: You sure do, man.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: And it's a big one. It's a milestone one, fellas.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: It's my 50th.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: Wow. Mate, you don't look. Any older than 49.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Well put, Jase.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: He's done me this.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I would say you look great. In fact, I'd say
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: you look younger than Jase, even though he's 39. It's weird,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: isn't it?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: It is crazy. But he's had a hell of a life,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: old Jase.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been pretty rough, Keezy.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: And I'm wondering what it is that I should do
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: about it because I'm getting messages from my mates that
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I grow up with. What are you doing for your 50th, man?
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: You've got to do something, man. There's not many of
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: these Molstein birthdays around, man. You've got to celebrate it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: You can't let it go past. We've got to get
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: on it. We've got to get on it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: I don't really want to.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: I'm busy.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I've got things on.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: And that is like you do want to.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Absolutely I want to. Of course I want to. Every
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: day we want to. Every day I want to get on.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting here thinking today, I'm thinking, God, I want
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: to get on it.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: It's Friday night. I want to get on it. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: I can't get on it because all I'm thinking about
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: when I'm thinking about I want to get on it
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: is that tomorrow I've got to be awake.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: And I've got to be active and I've got to
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: live my life and I can't do it hungover.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: The other thing too is you can't do like a
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: radio show or a podcast or anything whilst on it.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: You know, that would be.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: I've never seen it happen before, that's for sure.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: No, neither.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: And then I've got, on the other side of it,
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I've got my wife and my brother-in-law, actually. Why don't
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: we just go away for a nice weekend somewhere? That
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: sounds nice.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: That does sound nice. That sounds good. But then it's like, well,
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: who do you invite?
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Because it's us, but then I'd like some mates to
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: come as well, and then I'd start doing that. Well,
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: that mate's not available at that time, and that mate's
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: not available.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: But I want that mate there.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, you've got the complication, too,
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: of not just getting on it or not getting on it.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: It's who do you invite?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Who do you invite?
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: Obviously, Keezy and I. Exactly right. We'd be first on
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: the list there, I imagine.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Well, then out the back of the conversation about who's
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: going to stay is, well, maybe we could have a lunch.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: And then we could invite more people, and those people
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: could come along. But then who do you bring to that?
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: There's a cap on that. There's only so many people
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: that come to that. Do you really want all those
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: people to come that think that they should be coming?
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: After all these years?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I think if you– so obviously me and Hoiti J,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: and then if you did extend it to like a
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: wider lunch, then that's when your pugs and the rest
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: of the Hauraki office would sort of filter in.
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think we have to even worry about that.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: But I've got to make a decision because I think
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: probably what's going to have to happen is I've got
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: to do something this year and then I've got to
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: do something bigger next year.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: What you don't want to happen– Is to do what
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Keezy did with his wedding.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: And he still to this day goes, jeez.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: What did I do with it?
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, fellas, that I didn't.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: When Keezy famously, you know, you remember this, Keezy, of course,
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: when you famously didn't invite your co-host, old hoody Joe
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Mogie there. That's right, yeah. It wasn't my fault. You know,
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: and he had... We worked really hard on that speech,
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: and then to have him kick us in the teeth
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: like that and not even invite us was shocking. And
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: it's taken us years to get over it, if we
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: even are over it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: I don't think I am. No.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Right, okay.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: So what are we talking about here? This is an
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: intervention keynote. You're a shocking bastard.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Fair enough. Hey, I'm sorry, fellas. Anyway, I've got to
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: make a decision. So maybe over the coming weeks we
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: can work towards what it's going to be for Old Mogan.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: I'm happy to take any suggestions on your 3403.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it is a biggie. It's a biggie.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. I've got a mate. I've got a
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: really good mate, and he let it go. by. He
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: let it go by. Now he's 52, and he hasn't
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: done it. And I don't think you can– I don't
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: think you can be 52 and have a 50th. I
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: think you've got to do it around the time. It's
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: like watching a game on replay instead of live. Yeah.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: You know, it's actually a 51st birthday. It's not as exciting.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: Well, I'll be honest with you. It's way off for
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: me at the moment.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: But I'm already planning it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Well, hopefully you could learn from me, man. I mean,
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: I've got my 50th, and then after that I've got
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: my 60th, and then after that I've got my funeral.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: So this is one of the last two big ones,
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: What are you guys going to get me, by the way?
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Because it's a big one. You don't want to get
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: me nothing. Gotta get me something. I've got a few
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: things in mind, mate.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: You don't worry about that, mate. Should we steal him
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: some chips? Yeah, I think so.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I'm getting some Reburger.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: A voucher?
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, no, I'd rather.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Have that, but... Well, we could have a Backbone shirt, mate.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Backbone, maybe one of those how-racky bottle openers.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how-racky.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: Actually, hey, listen, wait.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Mother of my phone, what?
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: A flavour puffer jacket.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, OK.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I'll agree with you.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: The clash there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Friday evening. The time is exactly five minutes to six o'clock.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Fellas, let's name a beer.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: I think I'll have myself a beer.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: We're looking for.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Sorry, mate.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: We're looking for texts on.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: You're just super excited, Keezy. That's understandable. Yeah, man.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: We're looking for texts on 3483 naming our beer for
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: the Dunedin Beer Festival. Emerson's are... They're a massive supporter
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: of the Bear Festival. They've brought us down a few
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: times for the Bear Festival to do live shows. This
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: time they're making a tropical, hazy, pale ale to celebrate
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: the fact that the Bear Festival is happening once again.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: If you want tickets, DunedinBearFestival.co.nz. It's happening November 27th and 28th.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: That's Friday, Saturday at Forsyth Bar Stadium. So 3483, flick
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: any names through that you think would be a good
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: name for the big show bear. Here are a few
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: from earlier fellas. Taking care of jizzness. Taking care of jizzness.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Would you order that at the bar? Yes.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, I would. Yeah. Yes, I would.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I would.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: But I'd shorten it up. It'd end up with a nickname.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Jizzness.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think so.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Two and a half hazies instead of mogies.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: One and a half mogies. It doesn't really make sense. No,
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: it's worth a shot, though.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Gave it a crack. Gave it a nudge, Keezy.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: The crazy feel is hazy. crazy feel is hazy because
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: it's crazy it's hazy.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah i see that those words rhyme get it man
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah oh this one's terrible um.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Don't even want no i'm reading this one out keezy
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: on all bottle caps looking over his big butt with
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: me keezy yep well that's top two that's terrible.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: That's top two there's something with three honkers number one
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: What about Jizzmeister?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: The master of the jizz.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Jizzmeister, like Jägermeister, I guess.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: What's in the can with me? Keezy.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not bad.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: That would be very funny. Seeing that on a beer
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: would be amazing. The Hazy Areola Grande.
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: What?
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: That makes no sense, so that's good.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: That's good shit. Parker Pale Ale. The feel is brewski.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Donkey bitter. It's difficult, isn't it?
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is.
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: It's a tricky thing. I like the play on words
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: of jizz, taking care of jizzness.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: It's good stuff.
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: The donkey what?
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: It's jizzness time.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Donkey. Can't remember. Donkey bitter. Just donkey bitter.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Donkey.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: No, donkey.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, donkey.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: No, not my dad, Don.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your dad.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Donkey bitter.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: Donkey, actually donkey.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, what's he doing?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: What's it got to do with us? Exactly.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Keep the text coming. It's hard. And you can win
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: an Emerson's hoodie. In fact, Pugs is going to dish
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: out a couple right now, fellas.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Beautiful.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: And don't forget DunedinBearFest.co.nz if you want tickets.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Friday's going off.
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: away Reburger today.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Reburger.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Mogi just ate dinner, fellas.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And it looked disgusting. Well, it's a snack. Was
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: that a snack? It was a snack, yeah. Tied me
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: over to get me over dinner. If I ate all
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: of it, it probably would have been dinner.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Picture this. A Tupperware container with rice in it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Well, can I tell you what it is? Wait, can
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: I describe it first? Okay, sure.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Rice in it, some beans of some sort. They look
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: like coffee beans, sort of. Some tofu and some falafel
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: all mixed together. Is that what it is?
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: No.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Coriander and lime rice. My wife's made this. That sounds
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: like it's out of a packet. With black beans, Keezy,
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: not coffee beans. Cajun tofu. And edamame smash.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, so it's not falafel.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: It's edamame. Now, I thought it was, I don't know
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: what it was. Now, my wife had texted me this
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: last night.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: But we were too late to talk about it. So
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I have it for leftovers the next day, you see.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: So this is what I've had. Look, I don't think
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: we'll be keeping the recipes. Yeah, we haven't eaten all
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: of it, so I assume it's... Oh, I'm just full, eh?
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Just real full.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Shame it looks yum.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: You can have the rest of it.
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: Nah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Go on, Keezy. You have it.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Nah, I don't want to ruin my appetite, man.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Hey, Keezy.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: I dare you.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: What are you having then, Keezy?
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Do you remember when I went to Waiheke Island a
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: few weeks ago?
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: We had a couple of leftover patties. And so we
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: froze them again. You guys love your freezer, eh? Is
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: there anyone that rotates out of the freezer like you two?
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: No.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: A couple of weapons.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I got my patties out earlier today and they're defrosting.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: And then we'll go home after the show and eat those.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: It's going to be yummy, haven't we?
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: Eat your own patties. That's gross.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: What are you having, Jase?
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Spare ribs. Duck fat roast potatoes.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: Again.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Leftover?
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: No, I'm going to make them.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: No leftover duck fat from the come dine with me?
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Just make sure your wife helps you with the packet,
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: closing it up. Yeah, because that's very confusing.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: And a nice maybe leafy green salad with a bit
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: of avocado in there. Sounds terrible. I like to shave.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: A little bit of parmesan cheese on my salads, too,
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: just as a little bit.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. You know what you should mix in there, man?
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Some coffee beans, like mogi.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sounds yum.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Yum.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, do you guys, like, rage against the machine?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I always do.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Blink-182 there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Friday evening.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Do you know that song there, Blink-182, I Miss You?
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: That was written by the band about someone that they missed.
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Wow, that's amazing. What's on the
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: news with me? Fellas, huge news stories come across my
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: desk and I felt so compelled.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: You don't have a desk.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing, Jase. Sorry, no, it's
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: just a turn of phrase. A huge news story has
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: been brought to my attention.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: By who?
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Well, by me looking at the news.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: So there's a fella, an Australian lawyer, right?
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: It sounds like the start of a bad joke, but
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: instead it's the start of a bad news story. Is
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: that right?
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Well, no, give it a chance, man.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: What kind of lawyer?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It doesn't say, man. I think he
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: works for a big company because he was on a
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: big company-wide Zoom video chat.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Here we go. So this is sort of
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: one of those things that's passed off as news, but
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: really it's... Just a minor event in somebody's life. 100%.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: So this guy, he was on a group Zoom with
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the whole company there.
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Steamer related?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: And he didn't realise but his camera was still on
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: and he went into the toilet and he put the
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: laptop on the ground looking up at him and then
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: did a steamer.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: How old is this story?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Four hours.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: He did a steamer for four hours?
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: No, it's how old the story is.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: What's interesting about this story is this story has been
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: reported a billion times.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's... What's happened?
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Is it someone famous? Because this story, I'll be honest
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: with you, it needs something more because I've heard this
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: story before.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did I not mention George Clooney?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: Was it the Cloon?
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: No, it was the Cloonster.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: It was the Cloonster.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Well, it wasn't him. It was his lawyer because I
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: said it was a lawyer, didn't I? And he's an Aussie.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Filming a new film.
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: The Clunes dude.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: So it's just some dude.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Doing poos.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: With hundreds of people on his own.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: It wasn't hundreds, Moe. You don't be ridiculous, man. It
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: was like 30. But the funny thing about it, guys, is.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, if he had a hot pot.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what have we got?
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, if he had. I don't know.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I haven't rifled through his leavings.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just sort of wondering what you're leaving on
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: the table in terms of what's in the story. Because
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: this cannot be it.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: No.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: It cannot be it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: He can be seen putting his laptop on the floor
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: before lifting the toilet seat, dropping his pants. um yeah
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: no it's just that is it you no i'm not
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: a lawyer so you don't think this is good news
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: i think this is great news this is right i.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Guess what's interesting about it and the only thing that's
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: interesting about it is how often it's happened and how
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: often it's been you know you've.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Heard this story before keezy this is not a unique
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: story oh it's the first time i've heard of anything
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: like this happening. What a wacky thing accidentally happening on
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Zoom in a group meeting.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Although, to be fair, I've just found the same article
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: while I'm talking to you, and you can actually see
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: his downstairs hanging out.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, so does he have his... Well, you see, that's interesting.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Because, I mean, I don't know about you guys. I
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: don't have my downstairs metesties hanging out when I'm doing
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: a steamer.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: He exposes himself while apparently unaware his camera.
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: Is still on.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Oh, well, then it makes sense.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: And can I say what's even more interesting about this
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: guy is that he's defecating... In the most relaxed style.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: He's sitting back. He's not leaning forward with his elbows
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: on his knees. He's sitting back.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: Just going, here we go.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: In an erect style. We need to get into this. Jase,
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: you strike me as the kind of guy that sits back.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Does the lean back.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Are you a forward leaner or an erectus?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Are you the thinking man?
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: I've got to be honest with you. I'm a cramper.
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: What's that mean?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: Well, it means I arch forward.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so do I.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: And I get low.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: I get low.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I've never sat back like that. Pug strikes me as
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: treating it like a lazy boy.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: This guy looks like he's waiting at a bus stop
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: or doing anything other.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: See, he told you it's interesting.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Sitting out on the patio having a durry. And a bearzy.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what he looks like. See, I told
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: you this is a good news story, fellas.
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: Space Hog there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Friday evening. And, fellas, and I know you're not going
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: to agree with me on this, but I'm beginning to
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: feel like I'm growing into a grumpy old man.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: It's interesting because we were talking AI yesterday on the show,
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: you know, and technology and all that stuff. And, you know,
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: I guess it's probably common knowledge that people know that
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not a big fan of technology. It's not my friend.
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: Can I put it that way?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: You're talking about, like, computers and stuff.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: Computers, phones, all that kind of jazz. It just doesn't
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: do it for me. I wasn't designed for it. You
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: know what I'm saying?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Now, I've got an acting job coming up, and this
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: is a case in point. And I had to fill
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: out all these forms, right? And you go on into
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: your email and it says, could you click on this
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: and fill it all out? And it's like, yes, I
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: guess so.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: So like two minutes work?
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't two minutes work.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: But you didn't know that beforehand.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Did you? I didn't know it beforehand. And so you
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: click on it, and then it's like, password to access
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: this thing. I don't have a password!
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Do you check your emails?
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: And this is the thing that I've discovered, is that
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: I have no patience. Immediately no patience.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: I was just going to say, so you've gone zero
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: to a hundred there. Yes, immediately. You've got an email,
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: fill this form out, okay, where's your password?
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: What password? And that's exactly what I said. So I
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: went back to the email.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Which would have taken about... An eighth of a second.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: You know, and it was, well, not in my house.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: It was like, oh, now hang on. Where are my glasses?
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I'll save that as a draft. Yeah, yes, where are
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: my glasses? And there's no password. And it's like, oh,
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: for God's sake. And so then you have to email
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: the people that sent you the email and go, sorry,
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: there doesn't seem to be a password for me to access.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: And they said, actually, in fairness to me, oh, no, sorry,
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: we didn't send that. And so here's the password. Yeah.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: And then you get the password and then it's, you know,
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: putting it in there.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Typing that in.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Copy and paste it, yeah.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, I can't copy and paste.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: That's the other thing.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, true.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Just copy and paste it. You wouldn't be able to
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: I can't do that. Why not?
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: And then it's like all.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: These bloody questions.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like what sort of things?
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Name. You know, like where were you located in 1997?
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when mad cow disease was happening.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: You know, just– and it's like– It drives me insane,
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: the amount of admin. Like back in the day when
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: I got an acting job, this is how it worked, right?
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: And this is not this particular company. It's just how
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: it is now. They'd go, okay, you go and do
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: your audition. They'd go, you got the part. You go,
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: thanks for that. That's great.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Did you ever have to fill out a form?
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Well, you'd fill out a little, you know, hard copy
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: when you're doing the audition. All your details, no problem.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: You get the part and they go, okay, here's the script.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Learn the lines. We want you here on this day.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: See you then. Beautiful. Now it's like, do you do this?
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: What are your preferences for this? Where are you located now?
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: And it just goes. And then I had to click
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: into another one and sign up, you know, read the
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: contract and stuff. And I just went batshit crazy.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Far out.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Have you considered just sort of just hanging up your boots, man?
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Just take a walk into the ocean in the air.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: Well, as I spoke to you about it today on
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: the podcast outro, I was so fired up. I immediately,
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: after I finished, started looking for rental properties in Russell.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: And that is not a lie because I was so
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: stressed out about it. But it just feels like there's
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: so much unnecessary admin. Even when you go to a
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: restaurant now, it's like, oh, for God's sake.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: You know, you've got to scan the menu and you've
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: got to do all this crap. It's just like, can
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I just order it, please?
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: You've tapped into something there for me, Jase. I completely agree.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Why do you need my email address when all I
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: want is something to eat? Why do you need my
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: phone number?
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: And then they come up with some bullshit, it's like,
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: mind your goddamn business.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Just give me the hot pot and leave me alone.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Exactly.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's a big
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: show done and dusted for you Friday. Hope you enjoyed it.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: In the disclaimer today, we talked about all sorts of stuff.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: But what clip have you got for us, Keezy?
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, today's disclaimer podcast, which is bonus content, comes out
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: at 7.30. We discussed Jace being stressed.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Get in, get in.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: I was so f * * * ing fired up
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: today on the computer trying to sort shit out, right?
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: I wish I was there, man.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: You know what I did? This is truly what I did.
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: I went online and went, rental property, Russell.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: Boom.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: That's interesting. I don't know what I do when I
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: get stressed. I don't have a thing that I do.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Well, I used to go and punch some darts, usually.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, now you've only got the.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: The vape. And I can't be arsed going outside to vape.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: So I'll just smash it inside. No, I don't. Hey, Mogi. Well,
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: I don't really need to ask what you're doing for
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: the weekend.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: It's going to be rugby.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: League all over. I'll be a bit of buck my
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: league tomorrow night. Absolutely got a bit of work to do.
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: What else?
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: What else? Look, I've got a real urge in me, man.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I'm worried that your life is just.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Keezy, I want you to know I love it, man.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: You do?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: I absolutely love it.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I hope so.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: I really do. But, yeah, what else have we got?
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure if it's a sunny weekend. That game's
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: not until 6 o'clock. So, I don't know. Don't know.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: We'll get something in around about 4 o'clock. Got to
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: maybe visit some mates.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Not a lot on, man, to be honest with you.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: Just a nice, chill bar.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: I think the weather's pretty good.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Keezy? Minaya has booked a pub spot for us 2 p.m.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: Tomorrow.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: It's like a golf simulator pub thing.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Then we're going to go from there to Lily World
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: next to Mount Smart.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: 3 p.m., 4 p.m. Get loaded up responsibly. Watch the Waz.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Hopefully celebrate the win afterwards hungover on Sunday.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. And Monday.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Nah, it won't be one of those biggies.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: Just, you know.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: And Tuesday, Wednesday.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, what are you up to, Jase?
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: What?
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: Tonight or?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I mean, you're just going to
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: say the same, you know, oh, I'm going to go home,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: my wife, see what she's up to and.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: I think, well, obviously, on the Saturday, you've got your wars.
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: But I'm not going to be like you, Backbones. I
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: think I'll just be cruising and not doing anything special.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Maybe tidying up a bit.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Do you think people listening to us over the last
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: couple of minutes are going to want to come back
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: on Monday?
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, man. I don't think so. I
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: think they think these guys are so boring.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: They're done, right? They're done.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: And also, let's not forget the All Blacks.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: The decider on Sunday.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: So I probably won't.