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- 0:00Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey by Ingersoll Lockwood. Chapter one, Bolger is greatly
- 0:09annoyed by the familiarity of the village dogs and the presumption of the housecats.
- 0:15His health suffers thereby, and he implores me to set out on my travels
- 0:20again. I readily consent, for I had been reading of the World within
- 0:25a World in a musty old manuscript written by the learned Don Fung, parting
- 0:30interviews with the elder Baron and the gracious Baroness my mother preparations for departure.
- 0:37Boger was not himself at all, dear friends. There was a lack luster
- 0:42look in his eyes, and his tail responded with only a half hearted wag
- 0:47when I spoke to him. I say half hearted, for I always had
- 0:52a notion that the other end of Bulgar's tail was fastened to his heart.
- 0:57His appetite, too, had gone down with his spirits, and he rarely
- 1:02did anything more than sniff at the dainty food which I set before him,
- 1:07although I tried to tempt him with fried chicken livers and toasted cost combs,
- 1:12two of his favorite dishes. There was evidently something on his mind, and
- 1:19yet it never occurred to me what that something was. To be honest about
- 1:25it, it was something which, of all things, I never should have
- 1:30dreamed of finding there. Possibly I might have discovered that an earlier day what
- 1:36it was all about, it had not been that. Just at this time
- 1:40I was very busy, too busy, in fact, to pay much attention
- 1:45to anyone, even to my dear four footed foster brother. As you may
- 1:53remember, dear friends, my brain is a very active one, and when
- 1:57once I had become interested in the subject, Castle Trumpe itself might fire and
- 2:04burn until the legs of my chair had become charred, before I would hear
- 2:07the noise and confusion, or even smell the smoke. It so happened at
- 2:13the time of Bulger's low spirits that the elder Baron had, through the kindness
- 2:17of an old school friend, come into possession of a fifteenth century manuscript from
- 2:23the pen of a no less celebrated thinker and philosopher than the learned Spaniard Don
- 2:30Constantino Bortolomeo Strefolo fiche Guandneris Fum, commonly known among scholars as Don Fum,
- 2:39Entitled A World within a World. In this work, Don Fum advanced the
- 2:49wonderful theory that there is every reason to believe that the interior of our world
- 2:53is inhabited, That, as is well known, this vast earth ball is
- 3:00not solid, on the contrary, being in many places quite hollow, that
- 3:07ages and ages ago, terrible disturbances had taken place on its surface, and
- 3:13had driven the inhabitants to seek refuge in these vast underground chambers, so vast
- 3:19in fact, as well to marry the name of world within a world.
- 3:25This book, with its crumpled, torn and time stained leaves excelling the odors
- 3:31of vaulted, cripped and worm eaten chest, exercise a peculiar fascination upon me.
- 3:39All day long, and often far into the night. I sat pouring
- 3:45over its musty and mildew pages, quite forgetful of the surface world, and
- 3:51with the plummet of thought sounding these subterranean depths, and with the eye and
- 3:58ear of fans see visiting them, and gazing upon and listening to the dwellers
- 4:05therein, while I would be thus engaged. Boger's favorite position was on a
- 4:13quaintly embroidered leather cushion brought from the orient by me on one of my journeys,
- 4:18and now placed on the end of my work table nearest the window.
- 4:23From this point advantage Boger commanded a full view of the park and the terrorist,
- 4:30and of the drive leading up to the poor Cocheer. Nothing escaped his
- 4:33watchful eye. Here he sat hour by hour, amusing himself by noting the
- 4:41comings and goings of all sorts of folk, from the hawkers of Googleles to
- 4:47the noblest people in the shire. One day my attention was attracted by is
- 4:54suddenly leaping down from his cushion and giving a low grow of displeasure. I
- 4:59paid little heed to it, but to my surprise, the next day,
- 5:02about the same hour it occurred again. My curiosity was now thoroughly aroused,
- 5:10and laying down don Fum's musty manuscript, by hastened to the window to learn
- 5:15the cause of Boger's irritation. Lo the seeker was out. There stood half
- 5:21a dozen mongle curves belonging to the tenantry of the baronial lands, looking up
- 5:28to the window, and by their barking and annex endeavoring to entice Boger out
- 5:32for a romp. Dear friends, need I assure you that such familiarity was
- 5:39extremely distasteful to Boger. Their impudence was just a little more than he could
- 5:44stand. Ringing my bell, I directed my servant to hunt them away,
- 5:48whereupon Boger consented to resume his seat by the window. Next morning, just
- 5:54as I had settled myself down for a good long read, I was almost
- 6:00my bogo bounding into the room with eyes flashing fire and teeth laid bare and
- 6:04anger. Laying hold of the skirt of my dressing gown, he gave it
- 6:10quite a savage tug, which meant put thy book aside, a little master,
- 6:14and follow me. I did so. He led me downstairs, across
- 6:18the hallway, and into the dining room. And then this new cause of
- 6:23discontent on his part became very apparent to me. They're grouped around his silver
- 6:29breakfast place, sat an ancient tabby cat and four kittens, all calmly licking
- 6:34or lapping away at his breakfast. Looking up into my face, he uttered
- 6:40a sharp complaining, how as much as to say, there, little master,
- 6:45look at that. Isn't that enough to rub the patience of a saint?
- 6:48Canst thou wonder that I am not happy? With all these disagreeable things
- 6:53happening to me, I tell thee little master, it is too much for
- 6:58flesh and blood to put up with. And I thought so too, and
- 7:01did all in my power to comfort my unhappy little friend. But judge of
- 7:06my surprise upon reaching my room and directing him to take his place on his
- 7:11cushion, to see him refuse to obey. It was something extraordinary and set
- 7:16me to thinking. He noticed this and gave a joyful bark, then dashed
- 7:23into my sleeping apartment. It was gone for several moments, and then returning,
- 7:29bearing in his mouth a pair of oriental shoes, which he laid at
- 7:31my feet. Again and again he disappeared, coming back, each time with
- 7:36some article of clothing in his mouth. In a few moments he had laid
- 7:42a complete oriental costume on the floor before my eyes. And would you believe
- 7:46me, dear friends, it was the identical suit which I had worn of
- 7:51my last travels in far away lands, when he and I had been wrecked
- 7:57on the island of Googla, the land of the around bodies. What did
- 8:01it all mean? Why this? To be sure? Little master? Canst
- 8:07thou not understand thy dear Bulgar, he is wary of this dull and spiritless
- 8:13existence. He is tired of this increasing familiarity on the part of these marble
- 8:18curves of the neighborhood, and of the audacity of these kitchen tabbies and their
- 8:22families. He implores thee s break away from this life of reverie and in
- 8:28action, and for the honor of the Trumps to be up and away again.
- 8:33Stooping down and winding my arms around my dear Bulger, I cried out,
- 8:37yes, I understand THEE now, faithful companion, and I promise THEE
- 8:43that before this moon has filled her horns, we shall once more turn our
- 8:48backs on Castle Trump, up and away in search of the portals to Dina
- 8:54Fum's world within a world. Upon hearing these words, Bulger broke out into
- 8:58the wildest, maddest barking, bounding hither and thither, as if the very
- 9:03spirit of mischief had suddenly nestled in his heart. In the midst of these
- 9:09mad gambles. A low rap on my chamber door caused me to call out,
- 9:13peace, Peace, Good Bulgar, someone knocks peace, I say it
- 9:18was the elder baron with summer mean and stately tread. He advanced and took
- 9:22conceit beside me on the canopy. Welcome, honored father, I exclaimed,
- 9:28as I took his hand and raised it to my lips. I was upon
- 9:31the very point of seeking thee out. He smiled and then said, well,
- 9:35little Baron, what thinkest thou of dn Fume's world within a world?
- 9:43I think, my lord? Was my reply, that dun Fum is right
- 9:46that such a world must exist, and with thy consent, it is my
- 9:52intention to set out in search of its portals with all safe haste, and
- 9:56as soon as my dear mother, the gracious Baroness, and may be able
- 10:01to bring our heart to part with me. The old Baron was silent for
- 10:05a moment, and then added, little Baron, much as thy mother and
- 10:09I shall dread to think of thy being again out from under the safe protection
- 10:13of this venerable roof, the moss grown tiles of which have sheltered so many
- 10:18generations of the Trumps. Yet must we not be selfish in this matter?
- 10:24Heaven forbid that such a thought should move our souls to stay thee the honor
- 10:28of our family, thy fame as an explorer of strained lands in far away
- 10:33corners of the globe call unto us to be strong hearted. Therefore, my
- 10:39dear boy, make ready and go forth once more in search of new marbles.
- 10:46The learned don Fom's chart will stand thee by like a safe and trusty
- 10:50council. Remember, little Baron, the motto of the Trumps per adua ad
- 10:56astro. The pathway to glory is strewn with pitfall and dangers. But the
- 11:01comforting thought shall ever be mine that when thy keen intelligence fails, Bulger's an
- 11:07erring instinct will be there to guide. As I stooped to kiss the elder
- 11:11Baron's hand, the gracious Baroness entered the room, Bulger hastened to raise himself
- 11:16upon his hind legs and lick her hand in token of respectful greeting. The
- 11:20tears were pressing hard against her eyelids, but she kept them back, and
- 11:26encircling my neck with her loving arms, she pressed many and many a kiss
- 11:31upon my cheeks and brow. I know what it all means, my dear
- 11:33son, she murmured, with the status of smiles. But it never shall
- 11:39be said that Gertrude Baroness von Trump stood in the way of her son,
- 11:43adding new glories to the family, scutching, go, go, little baron
- 11:48in heaven, bring thee safely back to our arms and to our hearts in
- 11:52its own good time. At these words, Bulger, who had been listening
- 11:56to the conversation with pricked up ears and listening eyes, gave one long howl
- 12:03of joy, and then, springing into my lap, covered my face with
- 12:07kisses. This done evented his happiness and a string of ear splitting barks in
- 12:13a series of the maddest gambols. It was one of the happiest and proudest
- 12:18days of his life, for he felt that he had exerted considerable influence and
- 12:22sprang to the sticking point my resolution to set out on my travels once again.
- 12:28And now the patter of hurrying feet and a loud murmur of anxious voices
- 12:31resounded through the castle corridors. While inside and out ever and Anon, I
- 12:37could hear the cry, now whispered and now outspoken, the little Baron is
- 12:41making ready to leave home again. Bogo ran hither and thither, surveying everything,
- 12:45taking note of all the preparations, and I could hear joyous bark ring
- 12:50out as some familiar article used by me on my former journeys, was dragged
- 12:56from his hiding place. Twenty times a day. My gentle mother came into
- 13:00my room to repeat some good counsel or reiterate some valuable caution. It seemed
- 13:05to me that I had never seen her so calm, so stately, so
- 13:07lovable. She was very proud of my great name, and so in fact
- 13:15were every man, woman and child in the castle. Had I not gotten
- 13:18office I did, I should have been literally killed with kindness and bogar slain
- 13:24with sweetcake. End of Chapter one