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House of Stassi Ep 6, 7, &8 Recap · Wicked Messy

• Hali&Alicia: Hello guys. Hi, everybody. We're back for reality TV junkies. Yep. Hali's wearing her Carl's a mess sweatshirt. Finally, first time, and it's finally cozy season. See, the inside is so nice, and mine is too. It's literally. It's so tight. my god. Well we'll just have to figure out how to shrink you a little bit. No, not possible. I'm gonna need to buy another one and I'm so He just came out with a new color, actually. Kyle Cooke, you sent me the wrong size. I know I've been representing, and if you don't send me a new one, I'm gonna switch to Sun Cruisers. oh my god, shots are fired. Wait. After this, offline, I need to show you a drink that my cousin's wife showed me that is so delicious. It is an alcoholic beverage and it's like all natural and like I would actually drink it. Like it's like cuckoo bananas. That's yeah, wild. And it was so good. It was like two, it's called like two chicks or something. Well, just because it's organic doesn't mean anything because so are lover boys, and those were horrible. I know. Allegedly. Well, there's some artificial flavoring in them. Alright, all right, all right. So we are gonna wrap up House of Stassi today. Thank God. yeah, and I'm really relieved that we're putting this all behind us. Seriously. over it. I was so excited in the beginning, but almost everything that could have been interesting happened within those first three episodes. Literally. And then they were like, How can we stretch this out? 'Cause we promised Hulu we'd do eight episodes. Right. And then the finale was definitely like a big bang. But like we didn't need six and seven. No, we didn't. All my patients do that. I've never done that before. don't ever do that again Yeah, okay. so we're gonna try to recap all of them, but before we get into it, should we talk about some breaking Bravo news? Yeah. So Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta. Atlanta. She her kids are fucking wild right now. Like Her son is KJ. KJ was in custody awaiting a hearing. But then when they went to the court today for his bail hearing, it came out. Prosecutor said that he was found to have fucking videos of him doing sexual acts with or having sex with an underage family member. Yeah, my. No idea. Yeah. So That's literally crazy that this is happening. And I just Brielle, right? No. We have Ariana, Brielle, and then Kim. Okay. So Brielle went. She did. She did. They they saw I saw a video of them walking out together, but apparently she did bail him out for like $200,000 and he's only allowed to stay at Kim's house, cannot leave, and can't be around anyone under the age of 16. this is what I was gonna ask you. when I was like, save it. And I don't wanna go, I know we don't want to go too far down this rabbit hole just because it's incredibly dark. and there are minors involved, which makes it even worse. But don't you find it odd that they and I know that this is it this doesn't equal that, but when I hear a minor hurting another minor, the first place my brain goes is is something happening to that person at home. The person doing it, usually. You know what I mean? So Isn't that crazy that if he's doing that to a family member, obviously it must be extended or something because he doesn't have whatever, it doesn't matter. Wouldn't they be like, well, we don't want to bring you back home because what if it's happening to you? I don't know. Not that I'm saying it is, but isn't that odd? Well, they can't say too much when there's an open investigation and then there's a case pending. So, like, I don't know if like we just aren't hearing the facts. So, like, obviously, we know Kim is. what with her boyfriend now, but I don't know if he like fully lives with her. So like I don't know who's at home. She has a boyfriend? Yeah, she's had one for a little while. What? And like what's his face? Her ex Kroy got with her boyfriend's ex wife. What? Yeah, they were seen making out. I sent you posts. Yeah. my God. yeah. The big old mess. And like Kim was actually super like, I don't even give a fuck. I don't know what the fuck he's doing. Yeah. It was weird. And even the guy, her boyfriend was like, I don't know what's happening. Shut up. Swear to God. Yeah, they're they're literally off their rocker. And then Ariana's off her rocker too. Yeah, next Jen, Charlie. oh my god. I was just talking to Jen about this before I left. I okay. I understand the appeal not of Charlie, but of being quote unquote wanting the bad boy. I don't agree that he's fits the mold, but I'm just trying to put myself in her shoes. But where I'm confused is she thought that he was into her. You fell for that? It's one thing to want to just, you know, bite the forbidden fruit and realize like this is just a but to think that like this wasn't a game to him and that you weren't knowing him and like You thought you were that special? I mean we don't we don't know what happened in those times where she would show up at one two AM and was like smoking weed with him and like drunk at his house. So like I don't know if he was laying it on even thicker than 'Cause we never saw those scenes. He one hundred percent loved bombed No, there's no question about he g he got a tattoo. And also he really picked it up when she got with Liam and it was public that she was seeing Liam and kissing Liam in public around them. So like you didn't put two and two together and like you just know you said I won't touch him with a ten foot pole and like you still did it. It's On the season too! Like why were you doing that?! And I don't want to be that person, but I found it specifically odd that she went there to smoke a J at two AM. But you know what? The city's crazy. So I put my little thought in the back of my brain. And then when they all went on the actual ski trip and she came back in, she said she came back into the room with Liam. Not with Liam, but to Liam at five o'clock in the morning and my brain went doo doo doo. Yeah. Weird. You stayed up until five. I'm thinking Charlie's like a connect I feel like Charlie's like a connect. I feel like they're doing a little more than we is what I'm saying. Sure. He's yeah. And I think you know such a piece of shit. He's a loser. So he's not cute at all. No, it's definitely he was love bombing her. I can't wait for that reunion, dude. I cannot like we'll definitely have to do like a quick ten minute recap of that or something. I bet there's gonna be more than one part. Are they gonna be in the clubhouse? I couldn't tell from the I bet there will be two parts for sure. Because I think I saw a post and it was like this was really got heated in this reunion. It's gonna be wild. wow. Yeah. Okay. So let's go to start with episode six. okey dokie. Mary Stressmus. yeah. my god, yeah. So Christmas cheer is in the air Everything's going great in this episode. Stassi's all excited to decorate the Christmas tree because apparently she loves Christmas. Yeah, which is interesting. Yeah. I think like I would think Halloween would be like her major thing. And it they both are, and it's weird. You can't do that. No, exactly. You're not allowed to have both. But I really thought it was so funny when Beau was like, you notice my beard now. My did I say beer or beard? I think I heard beer. But yeah, beard. I can't speak. beard and it's like he got it done two days ago. So sad. I that's not even possible. I know that I've had boyfriends that haven't noticed when I've cut my hair or dyed my hair, but we're talking this man had a white beard and then it was dark. Literally. He looked a hundred times different. A hundred percent. So I find that hard to believe that she genuinely like didn't say anything. If she didn't say anything, she's probably just annoyed with you. No, and it was hilarious when he was in the barber shop. Because he was like, what the what did he say? He looked like the a magician or something. I think he's so funny. But he did in that scene also say he was like, Yeah, I'm afraid of Stassi, duh. And I was like, dude, don't say that out loud. Yeah. Let us all think that, but don't say it. It's I mean, he she is scary. But I just feel like that that makes it harder for him to be like, I'm in the right marriage and this is okay. Like I I don't know, like almost like speaking it into an existence is like, right. Don't do that to yourself. And I believe that like he's not you're not actually scared scared of your wife, but you're feeding into a narrative that ruined her life for a few years. So don't say things that you know could get misconstrued. You have plenty to talk about on the show. Let's not talk about the truths like Stassi is a scary bitch. Literally. However, Stassi was a scary bitch when she showed the present her mom gave her after Friendsgiving. hi, Luci's here. of all her baby teeth that fell out. And then she asked her, didn't she ask her daughter, Hartford, do you want me to make you a necklace? And I was like, She actually just asked her kid that. Well, I my I was only concerned about that scene because she asked about baby teeth, and I was thinking, doesn't that child believe in the tooth fairy? You're ruining everything for everyone. oh wait, yeah, I didn't even make that connection. What the my god, stop. I'd be like a tooth. A necklace. A tooth. A tooth necklace. I feel like it was the tooth fairy dropped this off. Yeah. Well, she ruined it. She gave them back. Yeah. She was like, You're rotten, Stassi. Literally. And that's where every tooth My mom my mom kept a tooth and it was in a wooden box. And I suspect it's still there. It must be dust. And I think some of my baby hair, my first haircut. Okay. Yeah, a few things. Sentimental. I won't be doing that. No, that's so bizarre. I d- cause who wants that when they're older? Well, obviously you think it's kinda you know how it's like when people keep their wedding dress. Like you you can't Get yourself to get rid of it, but why? You know if you ever have a daughter, she's never gonna wear it. You know that although when people repurpose it and like use parts of dresses, I like that. I like that. I love that too. Yeah. But also you can't do that with Desmond. No. And I would never do that to his future wife. Unless he did like a really cute pocket square. Let's not talk about him getting married, okay? He's gonna be single for the rest of his Let me tell you, in a flash, he's gonna be 25 and we're gonna be like, what happened? He's getting married at 45. Okay. Yeah. So okay, perfect. All right. So, but yeah, episode six was a complete bore fest. That's what I wrote. Okay. Well, the only thing I have to say about this that I want to say is that he like drops this bomb about work. Yeah. She's decorating the tree. He's like, my gosh, Stass, this looks amazing. By the way, I gotta go to my job interview. Yeah, I didn't like that at all. And she's like, I'm Keeping it together for the kids. Like I'm inside, I'm gonna fucking kill you. And that looked real. The look on her face. Yeah. And She was sick. yeah. No makeup. Yeah. She looks good with the glasses. We need more people that are constantly glam to do the natural look because if like especially she's pretty with or without makeup. Okay. You can't say that about everyone. Can definitely say that about her But she doesn't wear a lot of makeup in general, so it's like not that huge difference. Yeah. But she looks chic with the glasses, even sick. However, She was pissed. Yes. I do have to say though, Stacki Stassi is lucky that he told her at all. Because here but not in front of Katie Maloney and while you're doing the tray. But the thing is, I feel like if I were Beau, I would not be able to tell her until after the interview. Unless you told her like a week before, because telling her right before you have to go. I would be happy, my heart would beat out of my chest at the interview, knowing that she's about to kill me. How do you even have a good interview? I'd be like, oh my gosh. Yeah. Well, maybe he actually was strategic by having Katie Maloney there and his kids there, doing in the tree. To be like, I know she's not gonna pop off, so then I can feel a little bit calmer about when I go. Yeah, but you still know you you're coming back to it. True. And that's the part that I don't like. But yeah. Anywho. Anywho. So that was episode six. Whole lot of nothin'. Besides poor Beau. Yes. We got episode seven, housewarming hell. Yeah, her apartment's cute, Georgi and Georgia. Yeah. Same unit as Rob. Yep. I mean, the episode had a lot. We had the generational trauma, emo night. Was this as well? Yes, it was. And Beau was so happy and so funny doing the elevator. oh my god, I loved that. And then he was like trying to break dance. He had a ball during emo night. And that was annoying. And I was so on Katie Maloney's side that, like, you need to stick it out. Like, this is even your TV show, and now you're not even gonna attend like an event that they're doing, and your husband's there, and your marriage is falling apart in front of us. How dare she? I know. And like, think of it like this, too. You beg Katie to come on the show. You sic your dogs after her, Taylor, and Kristina Kelly. Yeah. This poor girl is putting her life on the line for your show. And she says, you know what? I have emo night. It's literally gotten me through the last few years. I haven't been on TV. It's how I met my boyfriend. And Stassi can't even pretend to show up for her own show. And she says it's I can't be awake after 10 30. I can't go out after 10 30. I'm like, you're a fucking liar. If there's a red carpet at eleven o'clock at night, you'd be there. It's so messed up. And I get it's not your scene. But this is literally it's a t I She probably knows every song. I'm sorry, you wanted to play dodgeball? Because you went to that. You don't really seem like a dodgeball. She didn't play You know what I mean? No, I what I know. I'm not saying you have to dance when you're at Emo night. Yeah, but you don't have to play she orchestrate that with Beau. I don't know. Yeah, I think she set that up with Beau. Well, she made it sound like it was Beau's thing. Gotcha. but okay, housewarming. So at the house warming, yes, it was very beautiful. Still would like to know how a girl that came from Italy with no job and a recent divorcee that does not have an income bought this beautiful place and just renting. Renting. But still. You're I can't imagine are I wonder how these payments work with reality TV. I know. Do they get in advance? True. But is Rob footing in the bill because he lives there? Is Stassi? She would have thrown it in the Yeah, she would have said it. She would have said it. so Beau is outside talking to Rob and Teddy about how happy he is to be back to work. Yep. And it gives him a chance to process his thoughts and show up better as a partner. However, he then also revealed that Stassi never asked him how his day, first day at work was. Nope. Not one question. It's like that is so mind-boggling that like what you know he left. And then made a point to get home five minutes after the nanny left, which the nanny was there. She's not even alone with her kids again. Yeah, and he said that like three times. He's like five minutes after the nanny, five minutes after the nanny. I know. Like, bud, consider yourself lucky. There's gonna be days that you're two hours well, actually no, because he quit our Stassi's podcast It didn't work. Yeah. But it's crazy though that she didn't ask. I think that's why he quit. I think she fucking cursed it or something. Just she said in this episode, every time something like this happens, it always ends up in my favor. Yes, everyone. And I was like, that was a witchy thing to say. Secretly works out in my favor. Yeah. I was like, that's creepy. Voodoo. And it's true. I have a real voodoo doll from New Orleans. A coworker got me. Yeah. Never used it, guys. Don't worry. Where is it? Sitting right over there. Yeah, we don't. Talk to him or look at him. I feel like he shouldn't be in here. He stays on that side of the house, so. Okay. Do we maybe we could do something with it? yeah? I don't have anyone in mind. I don't either. Kyle Cooke because of my sweatshirt. Kyle. And I'll just go for Carl just with this. Okay. Yeah, exactly. There we go. There we go. so we have Kristina Taylor and Katie. They're having a chat in Georgi and Georgia's kitchen saying how they're worried. because Stassi keeps using the D word divorce. Yeah, which I didn't hear her use that at all. She it was on Villa. Yeah, it was on Villa. And to that point, Taylor leading this rebellion makes this feel really fake because she's so far up Stassi's ass, there's no way she'd be like, I know Girls, we need to talk to Stass. I know she's And this is Dana and Katie coming together so quickly. Like we just had Friendsgiving. Like you guys were not at a good page, and now you're like conspiring to do an intervention. Like that's not real. Don't get it. Yeah, it's very that felt very fake. now what ends up happening is Stassi's mom, Dana, and brother Nikolai end up coming to this house warming. Yep. And Stassi, I think. What were her words? This is an ambush. Yes. Yeah. And I'm like, the ambush hasn't come. But she was like, I didn't have what'd she say? I didn't have viewing of the guest list or something. And she felt uneasy about that or something. mm-hmm. And I was like, my God, that's your fucking mom and your brother. Like, chill. Yeah. And it's so obvious that they're what was it? Friendsgiving. Whatever happened there, because okay, we have Thanksgiving and what it's a month until Christmas. Yeah. Well, clearly they never talked because it was the most awkward No, but I think that was like almost back to back. It must have been a few days apart that she had the housewarming, right? Because remember on the day they did the Christmas tree, Georgi came into the scene and was like, I need to go pack. Let's go pack Georgia. you're right. It's not Christmas, it's just around Christmas time. Exactly. So it's the be like the beginning of December. So they probably never left the area. Yeah, no. Yeah. I guess. What area? Do her parents live in LA? Who? Stassi. Mom, I think, does. okay. Yeah. I'm sure she's paying for her house too. I doubt it. Yeah. now Stassi ends up talking to her mom in a room that's surrounded by windows where everyone can see them talking. Right. If she did not love. and Stassi's mom starts getting really emotional, and you can see her trying to get some of her. power back after Stassi essentially called her a bad mom on national TV. She's trying to save face. Dana's is trying to save face here. Okay. And she goes she takes the route of like a wounded animal. She does. Very victim-y. my god. And I want to hear your some of your thoughts on this. So yeah, this was a different side of mom that I think we haven't seen before. Especially when she really went in for the kill with talking about her ex Patrick. Yep. But I I'm before we get there, because that's what I was gonna ask you about. But she so her mom says to Stassi, I can't believe you'd say those things when you know how much work I've done for myself and our relationship in the last five years through therapy. Yeah. And Stassi was essentially saying, Really? And what is that? So Dana starts. Freaking out, this is right before the Patrick comment. So you can see she's grabbing onto straws at this and she she says, Well, Stassi, you're selfish and you don't care about me or my autoimmune disease. oh my god. And Stassi goes, what did she say? Fibromyalgia. And to which Dana says that's not autoimmune. And then she says, arthritis. Yeah. That's not either, right? Well, this is autoimmune. No, I doubt that's what she said. I don't know. She never said what it was, so she probably it's not real. Whoa, she said. Look at my hand. I know. I I don't know what she was getting at. Listen, I it sounds serious, but let's take a step let's take a step back. What's the disease? Right. Let's say it. Let's name it. Yeah. Because name Right. No, because she shot everything Stassi said down. So I don't know, I don't know what it is. Like if you looked at your emails, Dana. All the research I've sent you and the articles and this and that, you don't look at any of it. The years and years. my god. So then When that doesn't work, cause Stassi's like, What are we? This has nothing to do with our relationship. I'm like, sorry that you're going through this, but what? And then Dana says to herself, Okay, that didn't work. What's my next trick up my sleeve? Mm-hmm. And then she brings up Patrick. Yep. And how you know, you called me and I came in the middle of the night to come get you from New York. Saved you. I saved you. Now I am just dying to hear your thoughts on this because it I know that I'm not saying that this is it, but as I'm uneducated in any of this, but my mind instantly went to a mout munchhausen. No. I know that it's not, but by proxy, I think. Yeah. But the one where it's like you date some day needs to be Yeah, but I just mean in the sense that and I know that it's not a one to one, but For a mom to want their kids to need them somewhere. You know what I mean? That is the like the overarching theme of the munchhausen by proxy, but it's also it actually is more so like the parent or the caregiver wants the attention on them because they have such a sick child that needs so much care. Yeah, that's not what's happening. Yeah. No. What do you think about what is happening though? mom is like a raging narcissist. You do think that. oh my god. Yeah. And Georgi, I think, even said in her commentary, I swear my mom is different with me than she is with Stassi, but also when the cameras come on, she looks like a crazy person. And it's true. And it's because it's the spotlight, they can't handle that. And they're like, How can I get the most airtime? And like, let me fucking pick at my daughter and like start all this shit and bring up her like abusive ex and like, what the fuck? And you can see her acting weird on camera. Like you can see it her eyes even like change. It's like really weird. It's very she's so nervous. And it it's someone's so nervous trying on purpose not to act nervous. And it's like just because you're tr thinking that in your head, you're still you're shaking and it makes it worse. Yeah. When I think it was the episode before this, but when Stassi was like, Mom, stop rolling your eyes and she's like, That's not an eye roll. This is an eye roll. Yeah. Okay. I know. oh my God. but the Patrick comment really sets Stassi off. Yeah, understandably. Stassi, I forget what she says, but it's along along the lines of you just need me to need you, yeah, all this stuff. And Nikolai overhears it and was like, That's BS. Yeah, and he's pissing me off. I'm like, dude, I know that's your mom and your sister, but like stay out of it. That that you don't And and he he really thought he was doing something. He comes up in the room, he's What did you just say? And you see Stassi stop and very slowly break down because she knows this he's about to he's about to come after me and I don't wanna hurt him on national TV, but I will if I have to. Right, exactly. Because she's gotten these nasty texts in the past when her and mom are at like eye to eye going eye to eye, or not eye to eye. What am talking about? but yeah, he looked really stupid and I wanted to slap him in the face. Yeah, me too. Me too. And but Georgi was sticking up for Stassi, which I was like, holy shit, this is insane. yes. And I just want to say that that is doesn't shock me because Georgi's probably thinking to herself, Well, we haven't signed up, you know, got taken up on season two yet. So I really need this money and this apartment, and I'm just gonna Stass is right, Stass is right. Right. I don't need to now live here and Stassi goes to her house and Stassi's pissed at me and never talks to me again. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That's brilliant. Yep. okay. So but Beau did stick up for Stassi as well. Which I loved. Yeah, that was amazing. And Dana did not know what to do about that. She did not. She was like, Beau, are you kidding me? That's a lie. And Stassi loved that Beau stepped in too. Let's go. Yeah. No. It was good. It was good. It was. okay, and yeah, that's dodgeball. Okay. Yeah. So really quick, a Rob's an asshole. Yeah, so what first off, what what was that? A picnic? That's what I wrote. Picnic question mark after dodgeball? Like what or are we just sitting in the grass, shooting the shit? Like what's going on? It I I don't know. It reminded me of like a high school soccer game practice. Yeah, like let's all sit in a circle. Like that was really fucking weird. But yeah, Rob was, I don't know what was he mad? This what makes me think that she didn't break the fourth wall. I just feel like they had to have some sort of events happen in this show. So it was like, okay, Rob, you're gonna bring up whatever was said during that dinner that you that was the guy's night you had. Because it's like, why in the world he doesn't seem that dumb to like I don't know. That was just fucking weird to me. And to go after Georgia? Like, why is she the only person in that group you could have talked shit about? And you know that's Beau's sister, who you already have like but and you and and just like Beau says, I think it's in the finale, but I would never do that to your sister, Rob. Like if you like imagine that's like family. That's a no-no I don't get it. Like and you're are you really that close to Georgi? They're they're definitely fucking then. Right. And you know that Georgia is talking shit. I'm sorry, Georgi is talking shit about Georgia to Rob and making it way worse. And she has this entire season, Georgi, been talking shit about Georgia, and Georgia does nothing. And this is just what we see on camera. If there is a world where Rob and Georgi are secretly hooking up, and it is a secret. Yep. And this is something that Georgia knows because her and Georgi are close now. There is a world that Georgia Being blunt, the Italian that she is, gave her real opinion about Rob and was like, I don't think you should do that. And then Georgi told Rob and now Rob has a bad taste. I don't know because why else would you go after her? I know. I know. And then like what did he say to her? Play-Doh, go play with Play-Doh. I'll show you some pl I'll I'll save you some Play-Doh when it's your turn. But Beau really got fire b he he said You did schoolgirl suck my ass. Couldn't believe that. And then fucking Georgia, her Italian ass. That's like throwing a fireball. It's what w what is it supposed to be? It's like throwing gasoline on a fire. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, my God. She better never leave the show. But also I felt really strongly that Kristina was commenting on a lot of different things here. And like, I'm like, you don't even show your significant other or family. Yeah, well because they sing about Max. I didn't even really guess. okay. But even I think it was the end of this when they really were yeah, it was. So they again band together and they were like, We have to do this intervention for Beau and Stassi. And in my head I'm like, Kristina, how are you doing this? You haven't shown anything about your family. Like I I j I don't know, I felt weird about that. I'm like, you can't like hide half your life on this TV show and then like Feel like you can jump on the bandwagon to like, we gotta fix Beau and Sassy's marriage. Like what's going on in your house, honey? Yeah, speaking of going on in your house, I see you have triple hoop earrings on. Did you do that because you know I'm depressed because Jackie lost one of my These are the ones that you like? I have a picture of The way you describe them, I don't know. I don't know about Don't look at mine. I just had these on at work. Well, I'm upset I lost it. Yeah, this morning I was thinking about you and I was like, what's gonna get under her skin? Yeah. Is that fair? Well no, because I was like, not a big deal. I'll just order more. So I do yeah, and they didn't have your color they were like, we don't have the color, so just order a different color. So I was like, I'll get gold this time, not rose gold. So I order it and then they messaged me, they go, We just told you we don't have that. And I was like, I thought I got the rose gold last time and then I said, You know what? Forget it. I'm just gonna get the silver. Yeah. And I don't wear silver now. I have this pair of so but I've been wearing them. you got them. Yeah, I have the silver ones, but I don't want those. Well, we can switch if you want, because I have silver. All right. All right. Anyways, all right. Are we on to episode eight? Cause I'm over. nothing else. yeah. But I feel like episode seven, the only thing I have to say is that I thought it was interesting that they ended with starting the conversation with the villa girls at Sassi's house about st why Stassi got canceled. That was interesting that she put this in this show. the Vanderpump Villa girls. Yeah. And then it picks back up in the finale. And wait, you know, during that conversation, you know the the girl that wasn't saying much. Yes. She was random. So she's from Vanderpump Villa. Yeah. But she randomly. They both are. Stassi said. They are. But only one matters for what I'm about to say. The girl that wasn't saying much, I forget her name. She ended up. After Vanderquamp Villa was on, obviously not last season, but the season before of Love Island USA. really? Mm-hmm. shit. She did pretty much a Casa Amor girl. wow. Is that crazy? That is crazy. So good for her. Wow, she's all around mingling, yeah. Yeah, you see, there's a lot, there's a lot going on here. but yeah, I did see that, and I am not shocked that Stassi threw that in. No, yeah, but then she kind of like again made it seem like like I know I this a conversation's uncomfortable, but like it has to be done and like thank you guys for like bringing it up. Like I wanna know, did we have that conversation off camera or you legit like called and was like, Hey, we need to have this combo on camera? It's just yeah, I didn't like that. Felt fake. Yeah. Episode eight. Queen The finale. The finale. Queen Mary's Revenge. Yes. And we start off with a party. Well, no, I guess it starts off with that conversation with Stassi and the Villa Girls and blah blah blah. And they get over that. And I don't know, but this fruit fly wants to be a part of the pod. you can't. Jeez, get out of here, buddy. Can't all have the spotlight. So Beau in the beginning of the episode gets is with Katie Maloney's boyfriend getting a tattoo. So this guy is just in a famous band and is a tattoo artist. I like him actually. Yeah, I do too, but what the fuck? I know it none of none of it makes sense. And what did he say? He's like maybe I should get one. Why did you do that, Beau? Like, I don't know. I feel so annoyed by that. Wait, really? Yeah, because like I don't know. Like I feel like there's so many issues he's laying on the table about their marriage. So you're gonna give in to the one thing that she actually threw the divorce word out for you and screamed at you on another TV show? Don't give in to that. Wait till things get great and then she can have that big present. Don't love it. Don't love it. And he had it for two days before she she never even noticed it until he walked around with a sleeve on and it was in her freaking face. Yeah, and it's just the the the whole thing is ironic. I don't understand. You're telling her you don't see me, I'm invisible. And then you get something on your body that you literally can't unsee. And how are you not you're applying ointment to tattoos? Like you have to care for a tattoo when you get a tattoo. Do you guys just not interact at all? Because how is she not seeing you applying ointment twice a day and then like avoiding putting your arm on the bed with ointment or things like like I just I don't know. And and I think you're right too, because the look of surprise on her face felt real. A hundred percent. She had no idea he got it. Like this was like a shtick. No. Not at all. No. And she didn't even feel bad. Like you'd think in like her confessional that she would be like, That's really terrible. I like didn't even know my husband got a tattoo. But she's like, Yeah, I had no idea. And he also made it a point for it to be bigger than Georgia's. Which I'm like, you're really feeding the demon right now. Like you're gonna go that far to say it out loud. We can see that it's bigger. It's so true. Or Georgia, I'd be like, what the hell? Like this isn't an idea. You're the wife. Like I'm the sister. What the hell? Yeah. Yeah, don't understand that. at all. So that I found that to be weird. And well, there was like she said it was Victorian or something. A Marie Antoinette shoe that he put under it for Stassi, because she loves it. I think that's cute. That is any but just do the shoe. Yeah. Maybe like put her name in slid the little writing underneath. Yeah, 'cause let's not forget season one of VPR when Jax got Stassi's name tatted. It's like d do we wanna be doing this? Does he still have that? Or did he get that like he got it tatted over? He got he got it tatted over. I forget what it was, but it was something stupid. anyways, so the Queen Mary trip itself. Well, yeah, everyone meets to talk about the intervention they're gonna do during the Queen Mary night. yeah, they all meet up. Yep, and Georgi's shittin in her pants. She's like, I don't want to be a part of this, but I have to. And Kristina Kelly shows up late because she had to put her kid to bed. the kid again. I'm like, what? You should have stayed home. Yeah, where is Max? Yeah, what the fuck is this Max character doing? What's his job? Because what's his life? You're filming a TV show. I know. You I don't even know what her house looks like. We don't know nothing. Well, Stassi went to our we do. yeah, yeah, yeah. Just her kitchen. Just her kitchen. And it didn't look that big, which No, and it was all white and whatever, but around. I mean, I just would expect Kristina Kelly to have a, you know, beautiful house. Right? Yeah. And it I mean it was fine. It was nicer than my house, but it's not the point. I was expecting it to be really, really nice. Yeah. Right. But that's what you get with Kristina Kelly. Yep. A whole lot of nothing. Now, this is apparently a haunted ship. Yeah. And Georgia? Yes. Praying in Italian! Yes. She was making it so much more scary though. The guys like talking about all these ghosts and like these crazy things happening. And she's like, give us our daily bread. She was freaking out for real. And someone said something, and she was like, I know. And Beau even said, like, Georgia, you're making this actually s like freakier. Like, can you shut up? Yeah. She also called the violin a violini. I thought that was so funny. She's so funny. She really is. I love her. She really is. Was she a part of this for intervention? No. She's not a part of much. She just sits there. Her and Teddy take it all of us. Well, Teddy was virtually well. So then they go to the dinner aspect on the thing and Teddy's set up on the screen, which that's cute, but like, yeah, Teddy doesn't want any part in that. She's like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. And the name? my god. So this this really pissed me off with Taylor Strecker. So you guys do this whole like revealing of this name. And then you give a speech about how Beau is such a stand-up guy, and of course you'd want your daughter to be named after someone of such wonderful character, yada yada, yada. That's wonderful. Great. Then in your confessional, you say, wait, does he not get it that I didn't name my daughter after him? I have an uncle Beau. Did you miss that? Because she went back on everything she said. And I'm like, what? Well, it that was confusing because essentially she was saying you're not the only Beau. I have an uncle Beau. Am I allowed to say that? Like all this stuff. It's so which one is it? Exactly. Because it is weird and I love Beau, but it is weird to have a namesake for your child after your best friend's husband. Before you're gonna do an intervention on their marriage, too. What? Weird. Weird. Yeah, it didn't like Weird like how Teddy was like, I'm not saying nothing. How close are you to this uncle? Not Probably. Right. And then she said something about like her grandmother's middle name was Bonneau or their last name was Bonneau, and sh that's how she started. Then she said it was after Beau, and then in the confessional said it was Uncle Beau. Yeah, just I don't think Uncle Beau exists. No. No. Probably not the same spelling either. No. so they're all sitting down and the well no, there was a little stuff going on with Rob. They were yelling at Rob for a little bit and he was like, Get all this off me, start the intervention. Now now that's how it star yeah, that for some r I forget how it did start with Rob. it's because Beau was brought up how disrespectful Rob was to Georgia. Right, right, right. And that's when he said, like, I would never say that to your sister and then everyone was like she's And Beau was like, Well that's not what's supposed be happening. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then the the fucking violinists in the back would that was amazing. Yeah, it was It was funny. my god, it was so funny. But Rob's a gaslighter. I know. He's a bad guy. He really is. He'll take anything you say and then flip it sideways and then turn it 180 degrees and say, Well, well, you did this and this is what I did. And it's like, nope, where are we going here? We're not even talking about the same thing anymore. And I really scary he doesn't have a leg to stand on about the Georgia situation. He's like, I was not being disrespectful. You know that this is on camera and you know that this is such a soft spot with Beau, his sister. Are you out of your mind? Right, that's the gaslighting. He was like, I said that I would save her play-doh. But was like, yeah, exactly. Like, what do you you can't twist this? We're not five. Yeah. That's not normal. Yeah. Like, that's not nice. But, anyways, then they finally get into, I think, who who is it? Does Rob start it off, or who starts no, Katie starts it off. And I actually thought the way Katie presented this intervention and their concerns with their marriage was pretty positive. And then Taylor jumps in and then it gets a little heated. Honey, honey, can I can I just jump in real quick, honey? And then Kristina Kelly starts crying and and saying stuff. Yeah. She's like, yeah, I kind of feel like I'm the Beau of my relationship. my god. Yeah. So we finally get a little bit of insight where she doesn't feel like her needs are met with her partner. What was she saying? She's like, if I want to go to a Baseball game? What do about No, she said, like Max comes home super stressed, and then it makes me feel like I can't tell him anything, or my issues or my stress is very minimal compared to his. So I just feel like it's like, don't say anything, and then we don't even talk and go to bed. So pretty much she was saying, like, what both said about you guys feeling like roommates, I feel like that. And this is how it feels. Yeah. And and you do, and I think Stassi said this in her confessional. You do see Beau initially like kind of like, whoa, what's happening? But then he changes to like, no, yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. And this sucks. And I actually felt really bad for Beau. Yeah, it was horrible. Horrible. Because Beau is obviously was scared of Stassi being like, this is not good. But the more he's hearing, the more he's validating. Well, that's actually exactly what's going on here. And then he starts to tear up and he's like, You don't see me. And her reaction is anger. She's mad that he feels this way and that he's not defending her against her own friends. And then these aren't both friends. These are your friends. Right. But then it even switches to I support you. I provide for you. I pay for everything. She brought the money back up. I know. And he goes, There it is. Yeah. Meanwhile, you're telling him not to work. You can't use that if that's the thing. Exactly. It's so messed up. So she storms off. Which it's come on, don't sit your ass at the table. You're on a boat. You l Yeah. The fuck where are you going? Yeah. So sit down, okay, and take it because you attacked everyone at every dinner you guys have had. Up until this point. Literally. Everyone. You chose a dinner. Literally. And they weren't allowed to get up and cry. No, they weren't. They had to sit there and take it on the chin. So she gets up, and now at this point, Beau's like, Fuck, I have to run after her. Fuck. This is like Which is crazy. Yeah. He should be running out crying! I know. And she should be like, my god, my marriage is about to explode. Now she like runs into the middle of the deck or something. Yeah. She's like standing on the side where the railing is. I wish I could remember what he said. He said something in that moment. I didn't write it down, and it was such a gut punch. I one of the things he brought up was like the physical aspect of their relationship and how like if he tries anything physical, she like avoids it at all costs. And he doesn't even want to try anymore. And like he doesn't ask for things. And like it's just bad news, Bears. And like Again, she goes to the anger immediately and like, I don't trust you. What? This man is publicly telling the world he's not getting what he needs in his marriage. He's still here, he's still caring for your kids, holding down the fort with the fresh tattoo of your name on his arm. Like it's wild to be a viewer watching that stuff happen because you have to think. This is so much time that has passed for it to get to this point where Beau, because I feel like when Beau originally came on television, he was not someone that was gonna lay personal stuff out there. So for it to get that bad and for him to be like crying and saying, like, you don't see me, I'm not even a human to you. That's fucking sad. And Stassi, wake the fuck up. Yeah, what did he say? You see family, yeah, but you don't see the means. You see you, but you don't see me. That killed me. That killed me too. And I think that's when she started having like a panic attack. That's when it went from anger to I I gotta go, I'm gonna puke, I'm gonna puke. And then she was such an asshole too. She told him to shut the fuck up like twelve times. And I'm like, he's literally crying. Like I don't think that's appropriate, like to say I don't think it's ever okay to for a partner or any boyfriend, girlfriend to say shut the fuck up. I feel like that is like really like you don't like someone and that's hurtful. It's I mean it's the meanest thing can say. Literally. I yeah, I don't know. And I wrote at the end of my notes, yikes cannot believe they're still together. Because Beau, I'm sorry, but he is a great man and he doesn't deserve that. And what kind of ending is that when we're not when we're not getting a reunion? I know. And then you're out a week after this airs on your podcast talking about how you're joking going on like the the tour of book the press tour after the show came out. And she's asking him, Are you happy? Are you happy? And she's joking about it. It's like, okay, well say That it's either not a real fight or don't laugh about it when we we have no resolution. But that's why I feel like just Stassi's her intention was to make a really good show and then also to set it up so that they'd have to have a season two. And like the viewers are gonna be like, this is a cliffhanger. I can't not possibly see what happens to Beau and Stassi. And like, is it all fake what we see on social media because they just were posting in like another country and they were visiting with their kids and stuff and they looked happy. But like those pictures, you could look happy in pictures, but I really don't I don't see any of Beau and Stassi hugging or anything like that. So like I I I foresee that this is going to come crumbling down at some point and it's gonna be too late for Stassi to fix it. And I think it's still just keep on what is it? Keep calm and carry on. Yeah. Yeah it's not it's not looking good For them. I'm hoping that he's really just putting it on for the cameras. They're putting it on for the cameras. because she even says in her confessional when she's getting attacked by the her friends, quote unquote attacked, just a normal conversation. what was I gonna say? Is it the comment about they both don't want to get divorced? Because I thought that stuck out to me quite a bit. Cause I'm like, okay, you that doesn't mean you don't get divorced. Like you don't like. make your partner suffer because you don't want to get divorced. Like don't like bring up your both your trauma from your parents getting divorced and put that on your husband who's so unhappy. Like what the fuck? Yeah. It's just the whole thing was odd. I know. And I'm happy to be done with this. I really am. I really am. Because like I wish we could have more of like Beau confessional, like the truth. Because again, I just don't think Beau would go on this show and like Stick to a script and be like, Yeah, we're gonna make this up, you know. And that's what hurts my heart so much. It's definitely there's a lot of truth in it, even if it is a little produced. This is really going on. Yeah. And it's not good. And you know, you go through this whole filming process, yeah, and you're stressed, and you can't wait for cameras to drop, but How worth it is if you're filming, let's say, every year and you're doing the Lisa Vanderpump show, that's a lot of stress to have to pretend and not pretend and deal with hate online. I thought you wanted to protect Beau. I know. Because this is not how you protect Beau. And this entire season just painted Stassi as a monster. Which she says in her podcast too. I I was actually listening to it when I left your house last time. Yeah. Her podcast with Taylor. And she said that she was nervous because of how she made her reputation on reality TV was being so harsh and rigid that she was scared to show the soft side of herself because she can't. She said, I can't tell you how many reality TV people go on. And she's obviously referencing like the Valley when she says this. And people see them as mothers and complain about how boring it is, blah blah blah. Which is I wouldn't say that's a problem with the valley! No. But you know what I'm saying. Yeah. And it's like, well, no, you could have shown us your softer side. Yeah, I don't think we even really saw a soft side. What? Cause you had like a couple moments of like crying. Cause I'm still I haven't I I did see a couple of tears in the finale. At the end. Well, yeah, she was definitely like, oh my god, you guys are leaving me looking this bad. Yeah. You guys said you were gonna talk to us. You didn't say you were gonna bring up me bringing up the divorce word. Right. And what was I just gonna say to It was really like a whoa moment when Beau at the dinner table, when he finally was like, Yeah, you don't see me, blah, blah, blah. He literally said, like, okay, are you gonna feed the kids and put them to bed? And that to me, I was like, Holy shit, she's never just alone fed her kids and put them to bed. She can't handle that. I can't. She's her mom. I don't I think she can because well, I don't think she can. Why would Beau say that? So she I think she said on her podcast that he puts one kid to bed and she puts the other kid to bed. So I think he's saying, You're gonna do the whole thing without me? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Of course you she has to. You can't be a mom and not put with Well, you can if you have a nanny and you have a husband. Yeah, but you never put the kids to bed. I don't know. How would you live if you're scared? I would never not want to. Yeah. I'd be like, get the fuck out of here, Beau I'm doing it tonight. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, not a good look. But yeah, we'll we'll see if there's a season two. Still haven't heard about it. How long has this been out now? At least a month. More than that, probably, right? Yeah, because if we've already done four episodes plus this, so it's and if we did it every single week. So it's been out for like five weeks. Okay. All right. Yeah. So I don't know. I feel like we should hear by now, but whatever. also have you watched Alix Earle World eats world? What is it? Alix Meets World. Earle Meets World. Yeah. Have you watched that? no. But I've been seeing everything about Alex Cooper. It's the very last clip of the very last episode of that show. Yeah, but Alix Earle made a dig during like a an interview on like a red carpet, or no, maybe her premiere. And she said, Yeah, like I'm I I don't really have much to say about Alex Cooper, but like I do know that all her stuff's getting canceled, and here's my premiere. And I was like, Well, you're a bitch. screw who cares? Yeah. Alex Cooper is something's wrong with her and she's about to get revealed, dude. I she is a monster. I it the lore goes so deep. Yeah, see, I gotta look into that. But I don't like Alix Earle. I'm sorry, I don't like her. I'm done with her. I don't know. I don't like people that take advantage of young women in business. I don't either, no, for sure. Or people at all. There's so much lore. But Alix Earle is clearly doing fine. She's all over the fucking place. Yeah, she's I mean, she's doing fine. Yeah. She's doing great. Excellent. But that doesn't negate what was done to her. Yeah. No, fair. If that's true. I do have to be fair. We don't know. We don't know anything. Yeah. all right. So we are gonna start covering New York. Yeah, and I fucked up last time and I said Real Housewives of Salt Lake. It's actually New York that was out on the ninth, but it was actually premiered on the eighth if you have live TV. and then comes out for on the ninth for me, who does not pay for live TV because I refuse!! what day of the week is that? That was a Wednesday. So yeah, episodes will be on Peacock fully for streaming on the ninth, and then again on the sixteenth, and then Salt Lake next week comes on the seventeenth, which I think is a Thursday. You think I'm gonna be able to write my notes on a Thursday night for a presentation on Friday? There's no way. So you can forget that. But New York for sure. Yeah, and it's good. I'm gonna watch when I get home. It's good. I'm so excited. So then, all right. Did you see Bethany Frankel went to Burning Man? Yeah, I sure did. That was ridiculous. Her on top of the RV in the wind everywhere and everything. I'm like, this lady's fucking nuts, dude. It's such a boyfriend. And she said she wasn't on drugs, which I believe. Yeah, I do too. I don't she's too like all natural for that. She's not gonna fucking scrunch around with that. But I'm like, how but her outfits, I was like in the goggles. my god. God, that lady. If I was her daughter, I'd be like lady go to bed! Mom, what are you doing? Literally. my god, she's wild. But yeah, so we'll cover that and then I guess we'll figure out Salt Lake, 'cause I don't know, I think that's gonna be popping off just from what I'm seeing in Girls Trip. Yeah, I I think we can still talk about it, but I wouldn't dedicate two separate episodes a week. Yeah. You think we have time to record two separate episodes a week? No. No, I think somehow we have to make it work. Because we also said we were covering fucking The Golden Life Next Gen. well that too. We also said we were covering I know Housewives of OC. I know. But that that show is terrible. It's not a good season at all. It's a fucking bore. All right. Well, I'm gonna watch New York and write my notes. Yeah, so next week we'll do episode one and two of New York. Okay. Smash them together so we're on track with that at least. Fine. And then And then we'll have to we'll we'll figure it out. We if we okay. Well then if we're gonna also cover Salt Lake, I'm not gonna go back and be like, well, now we have to cover three of Salt Lake and one of New York. Like, we're gonna have to just let it flow, okay? We're gonna cover two of New York and then we can start picking up Salt Lake in there. Yeah. We're not gonna go episode by episode, right? We will New York. We'll stay with New York, yeah. But I I do think this this season's gonna be fire. There's a lot of different things going on in their personal life. That's wild. I no, I know. I we need to The problem is Salt Lake is also wicked good. Hey, what about what this is an option? If we really had to do two episodes, maybe we do a short episode another day in the week virtually. I don't know. Listen, at very least, we're doing New York and we will be talking about Salt Lake. to be determined. Well if the episode's really good, we could do a quick virtual. Right. And then Potomic's coming before we know it too. Buckle up kids! It's too much. I don't get what I'm gonna space it out. But anyways, have a wonderful night. See you later. Bye! Bye.