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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Peyton's got the predictions today, Peyton with the horoscopes, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna let you know what your energy is going into
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  Speaker 2: the weekend. Also, if it's your birthday today, you are
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  Speaker 2: a cancer and you share a birthday with a ton
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  Speaker 2: of celebrities are on a grande. You have Jacob Lordy,
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  Speaker 2: Jeanette McCurdy, Aubrey Plaza. Like, seriously, if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you are probably super cool and really hot.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and you are a cancer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you would be a cancer. So cancers, we do
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  Speaker 2: know it's your birthday season right now. So you guys
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  Speaker 2: are gonna be celebrating this weekend by crying into a
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  Speaker 2: luxury beach towel. You're gonna spend the weekend probably dipping
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  Speaker 2: your toes into the pool, pretending you're in some kind
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  Speaker 2: of cool chic music video. But you are spiraling because
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  Speaker 2: you don't exactly know what to do for your birthday
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  Speaker 2: plans or who to invite.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Nicole. Hi, Nicole, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gimm and I Hi. Okay, Gemini's this morning. And
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  Speaker 2: for your weekend, you are already kind of double booked
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  Speaker 2: yourself for like five different functions and pool parties over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend. You are vibrating with this meme character energy,
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  Speaker 2: and you are ready to start your three separate weekend
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  Speaker 2: fleeings and forget all of their names by Sunday brunch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah sounds about Ray.
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  Speaker 2: I'm always on my toes with my plans for the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I love it perfect. Thanks the call, Yeah, thank you guys,
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  Speaker 2: having you have a nice lynn.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Libra Libras. You guys are kind of in this
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  Speaker 2: weird little crisis right now trying to figure out what
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  Speaker 2: you want your summer and your weekend aesthetic to be.
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  Speaker 2: So you're gonna spend the next couple of hours probably
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  Speaker 2: staring at your closet trying to figure out what you
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  Speaker 2: think people will like, what you think is trendy, what
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  Speaker 2: you don't think is trendy, And you're gonna go completely
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  Speaker 2: drained without even touching the pool over the weekend. So true,
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  Speaker 2: So truth, Thank you stressing yourself out.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's funny. It's interesting because sometimes I think
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  Speaker 1: about you guys randomly throughout the day different things, and
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  Speaker 1: I know, like I think of videos that Kyle's family's posted,
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  Speaker 1: and maybe You're like sitting in a chair with your
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  Speaker 1: feet in the water. Kyle, do you ever go in
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  Speaker 1: the because I've been going to my pool every day
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  Speaker 1: and I was curious, have you gone in your pool yet? No?
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  Speaker 2: I have not, and I probably won't until like August
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  Speaker 2: when it feels like bathwater and also a day where
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  Speaker 2: I need to wash my hair.
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  Speaker 1: All of the things have to fall in line. Like
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  Speaker 1: I literally jumped into the pool yesterday and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what if Kyle's been in the pool I've been in
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  Speaker 1: every day. It's cold, water is still too cold for
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  Speaker 1: it's a hundred and it's nice. I think, how about
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  Speaker 1: what miss.
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  Speaker 2: Leo's, Yeah, I'm a Leo Leo's. Over the weekend, we
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  Speaker 2: are going to be kind of treating the sun like
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  Speaker 2: it's our whole vibe. We are going out, We're wearing
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  Speaker 2: the cutest outfits. We're having the best time. But we
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  Speaker 2: have to be careful because we do have a couple
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  Speaker 2: of enemies who are coming our way over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: So keep your friends close, but maybe your enemies very
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  Speaker 2: far as they are out to get us. I don't
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  Speaker 2: I know me either.
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  Speaker 1: That's so you because you have enemies. I do.
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  Speaker 2: The ops are out there. I'm like, what are you
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  Speaker 2: guys hating for? I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, what are you out for? Pisces Spisys?
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  Speaker 2: Rich for you over the weekend, You're kind of just
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  Speaker 2: gonna be disassociated and you're probably gonna lose your phone
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  Speaker 2: while you're out hanging around. You're gonna completely forget to
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  Speaker 2: drink water, and you're gonna claim that you are spiritually
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  Speaker 2: sinking with the water. Dear God, whatever that means.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like unnecessary drama. I will have nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with that. How about virgos?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, John J. For virgos, not gonna lie. You kind
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  Speaker 2: of already ruined the weekend vibe because you were complaining
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  Speaker 2: about the heat and the weather. You're physically incapable of
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  Speaker 2: relaxing because you're actively judging everyone, especially about how unscientifically
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  Speaker 2: your friends kind of packed and associated your weekend together.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't like it? That's good, Okay, very good.
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  Speaker 1: If we need to get your sign there, I'll post
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  Speaker 1: it on our website. John Jynrich dot com