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FULL SHOW: Keep The Cash · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodachey Big Show with Toledos all the good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: No nasties try it today.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome this big show.
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  Speaker 4: Really, Jason Hight make the note and.
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  Speaker 5: Oh kid ah you mad BARSI. It's great to have
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  Speaker 5: your company on this absolutely glorious Thursday afternoon. It is
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  Speaker 5: the fifth of March twenty twenty six. And you, my friends,
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  Speaker 5: as always listening to the Big Show brought to you
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  Speaker 5: by Toledo's all the good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: No nasties try Toledos today. Backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh come on man, there could be something in there, man.
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  Speaker 5: No, come on man. But anyway, Maggie Stallion House.
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  Speaker 2: Love jabriy GRESSI your mad dog. You're six under They
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  Speaker 2: except I put it on a T shirt before I
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  Speaker 2: came in and had a shower. I've just been sitting my
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  Speaker 2: jarmas all day, yes, Andy, And then I got in
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  Speaker 2: here and realize I got two big stains right in
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  Speaker 2: front of my shirt. Shock and burst.
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  Speaker 5: You're kind of hot.
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  Speaker 2: No, yeah, they're nice stains.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah they I mean you've got you're running a lot
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  Speaker 5: of stain action in your house at the moment. Ain't
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  Speaker 5: your ship your linen?
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  Speaker 2: You're absolutely right, man, But I don't think the cat
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  Speaker 2: sit on my chest. I would have noticed that. I
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  Speaker 2: would have noticed that. Brother.
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  Speaker 5: Why aren't you going to have a bit of a sniff,
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  Speaker 5: kesy and see if you can detect cat wheeze?
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  Speaker 4: Why don't you do? You can probably smell it from
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  Speaker 4: where you're sitting. Ah, it's got you there, He's got
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  Speaker 4: you there with a honker.
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  Speaker 2: With the honker.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going really good, fellas. Got to be here on
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  Speaker 4: a Thursday, feeling good, beautiful day out there.
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  Speaker 2: It's an absolute boomer summer Fellas.
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  Speaker 5: It's been a bit chilly off Lake, but today she
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  Speaker 5: was steamy.
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  Speaker 4: Is this weather chat? I think it might be, but
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  Speaker 4: not like full blood. Oh yeah, Jason, you look lovely today, man,
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  Speaker 4: Thanks Man. You've got a navy outfit on, navy pants, yes,
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  Speaker 4: white slazenger shoes and some sort of architect type glasses
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  Speaker 4: and your hair slick back right.
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  Speaker 2: You've got a black T shirt on underneath your a
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  Speaker 2: single like Kezy one of those.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not a Fonsie singler.
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  Speaker 5: It's just that, you know, my shirts are quite thin,
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  Speaker 5: and I've noticed it's been a bit chilly of late,
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  Speaker 5: and I need something underneath my shirit just to keep
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  Speaker 5: my busies warm.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a girdle to keep everything in place?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, make no need for that. She's tight airs around there, fellows.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Mogy, what's coming up on the show Man?
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  Speaker 5: What's happening on the Big Show with old movie?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it might shock you backbones out there and learn
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  Speaker 2: that Jason has had another shocker. So today we'll be
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  Speaker 2: doing the segment called Jase has a Shocker. Also Kezy
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  Speaker 2: is few minutes the Breakfast Show, the Herdecke Breakfast boys
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  Speaker 2: spreading lies about me this morning where they really I've
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  Speaker 2: got some audio to play. Oh, look forward to that.
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  Speaker 2: And coming up next we'll be talking about a story
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  Speaker 2: that's come across my desk. A couple found two hundred
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  Speaker 2: and thirty thousand dollars in their ceiling in their battle
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  Speaker 2: to keep that money.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, fair enough to I'll be batman hard for
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  Speaker 5: that as well. In the meantime, is she Harpy.
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  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed, sublime There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 5: this Thursday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Got some huge news here, fellas, and I really want
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  Speaker 2: to get your point of view on it. Is it breaking?
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  Speaker 2: I think it is. This is breaking news. A christ
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  Speaker 2: Church couple. We can't name them. Unfortunately, I know who
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  Speaker 2: they are, but the law says I'm not allowed to
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  Speaker 2: name them. They bought a house down there in christ
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  Speaker 2: Church in December twenty twenty one. In May twenty twenty two,
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  Speaker 2: they had an electrician in to do a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of work up in the ceiling space there fields he
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  Speaker 2: found five sealed plastic bags covered in dust, hidden underneath
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  Speaker 2: some insulation and in those bags was two hundred and
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  Speaker 2: thirty two thousand dollars and four hundred and forty extra
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  Speaker 2: four to forty in there. They immediately handed it into
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  Speaker 2: the police. Since then, the police investigators they looked into
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  Speaker 2: it and discovered that they were able to trace the
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  Speaker 2: owners and occupiers of the house all the way back
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  Speaker 2: to twenty and thirteen and they could find nobody that
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  Speaker 2: had committed any kind of illegal activity in that time. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: that would explain why there was that kind of cash
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  Speaker 2: sitting in the ceiling. They went to court over it.
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  Speaker 2: The judge, the police commissioner has decided, Oh, the cops
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  Speaker 2: should be able to keep this, we should be able
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  Speaker 2: to appropriate this money as the proceeds of a crime.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Hey, he has reached that conclusion what crime,
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  Speaker 2: and the judge has allowed the couple to keep forty
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars out of the two hundred and thirty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: So two things there, One is that bullshit? And two
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  Speaker 2: what would you do in the same situation, Jace? What
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  Speaker 2: would Jay?
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  Speaker 5: Do you want? My honest answer to that, the assumption
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  Speaker 5: would be, because the time period's very important to me there,
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  Speaker 5: how long has it been there for? If it's been
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  Speaker 5: like five years, my assumption is that whoever, whoever's money
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  Speaker 5: it is, you're coming back to get it. There is,
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  Speaker 5: of course, and you do kind of have to assume
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  Speaker 5: that there's there's ill gotten gains there and that someone
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  Speaker 5: stashed it away to get it another time. If I'm
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  Speaker 5: being honest, I'd keep it. I wouldn't tell anyone about it.
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  Speaker 5: I tell my wife about it, tell her everything. I
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  Speaker 5: tell her everything. And so and if someone turned up,
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  Speaker 5: you know, to say, oh, you know, I want to
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  Speaker 5: get something I've left in the ceiling, I'd go, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I fill your boots and then go. And then if
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  Speaker 5: they came down and said it's not there anymore? I go,
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  Speaker 5: what's not there anymore?
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  Speaker 2: You let someone come into your house and get in
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  Speaker 2: your ceiling?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I would, right.
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  Speaker 4: Do you think you're a good enough actor to fill them?
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  Speaker 5: Yes? I know, but I if I'm being honest, I
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  Speaker 5: would have a massive issue with admitting that I'd found it.
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  Speaker 5: I'd probably keep it.
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  Speaker 4: Really, Yes, all right, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: What do I call the police?
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  Speaker 4: I let them come take the cash knack, because when
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a knock I'm not knocking on anyway. It's
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  Speaker 4: just that we don't know who's put the cash there.
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  Speaker 4: We don't know where they've got the cash from. You
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  Speaker 4: have to assume the worst.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think like you know, if it's your family home,
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  Speaker 4: you might have kids there, you know, you've got a family,
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  Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden you're opening up a
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  Speaker 4: can of worms of maybe some bad a baddie and
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  Speaker 4: not a good but like a bad a bad person
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  Speaker 4: coming over and particularly you know, maybe putting.
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  Speaker 5: You know, yeah, my house might property find us keeper,
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  Speaker 5: find us keepers?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I was just going to lean
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  Speaker 2: into that little known law from seventeen forty three, which
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  Speaker 2: is find as keepers keezy, which means it's it should
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  Speaker 2: be yours. I'm shocked at that grand out one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 4: But you can't say find as keepers when there's some
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  Speaker 4: tough bust and kicks down the door with a gun
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  Speaker 4: and says I want them money finder skeepers. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: what's what's he going.
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  Speaker 2: To say to that?
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  Speaker 5: I would say, can I help you? And then he'd go, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: good a mate. I just want to I left something
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  Speaker 5: behind when we lived here about five years ago. I
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  Speaker 5: just I've left it in the ceiling, and I'd go
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  Speaker 5: in the ceiling, Yeah, would something in the ceiling.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. My son lives down the street.
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  Speaker 2: He's a police officer. He can help you get up there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah about that, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You could do. I wouldn't even do that. I'd go, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: go for it, mate, We've never been up there, so yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But and then he'd be like, oh, oh, it's not
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  Speaker 5: there anymore?
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  Speaker 3: Ah, And I go, what's not there anymore?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Playing dumb, playing dumb?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, playing bro.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, you've got a big word of fifties, just counting
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  Speaker 2: them out.
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  Speaker 5: I've got like eight gold chains around the neck, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and a gold.
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  Speaker 2: Tooth and hanging off a meth pipe.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, three four eight three.
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  Speaker 2: What would you do? In New Zealand?
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  Speaker 4: You can also call us on eight hundred Hodaki every
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  Speaker 4: single text in the drawer for fifty dollars cash thanks
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  Speaker 4: to Toledos.
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  Speaker 3: Here's a bit of pearl jam.
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  Speaker 1: The whod Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 5: Papa Roach there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 5: Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty five minutes past four o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: Having a chat Fellas about a christ rich couple who
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  Speaker 2: found two hundred and thirty thousand dollars in their ceiling
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  Speaker 2: when they had an electrician in. They handed it into
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  Speaker 2: the police. I went through the court system. The police
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  Speaker 2: decided it was it was money that had come from
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  Speaker 2: illicit proceeds, and the High Court settled and said that
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  Speaker 2: the couple could have forty thousand dollars. So we're asking
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  Speaker 2: the question, what would you do if you found two hundred,
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  Speaker 2: essentially two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in your house?
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  Speaker 2: You go to the cops. So you're keeping it? What
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  Speaker 2: are you doing? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Good question. Let's go to Lea on the line there,
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  Speaker 5: get a Leah house life.
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  Speaker 2: I am good.
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  Speaker 5: How are you? Yeah? Good?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks? Mate?
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  Speaker 5: Good? What would you do in that situation? And Leaire
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  Speaker 5: and be honest, please, I.
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  Speaker 1: Would keep it.
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  Speaker 5: I'd say, you go against everything and my body if
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  Speaker 5: I do, I'll keep it.
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  Speaker 1: Who could say no?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, But what I'd do is I would have probably
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  Speaker 4: said to the electrician, you know, I will go have
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  Speaker 4: these if ye keep your mouth shut.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you keep it shut. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: To be honest, it wasn't electrician, so the bill to
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  Speaker 4: change whatever was doing up there's probably about yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Actually I think that's very generous of you, Lea. I
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't give them half the cash. Go listen, mate, I'll
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  Speaker 5: pop ten k in your pocket and mum's the word,
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  Speaker 5: all right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Alternatively, you can put in a fake call to the
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  Speaker 2: police and you know, get on the phone, you call him,
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  Speaker 2: please tell the electrician and that's what you've done, and
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  Speaker 2: he'll assume that you're giving them money back, but you
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  Speaker 2: just keep the lot, you see what I'm saying there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right, so he says, so I don't touch anything, man,
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  Speaker 4: don't put your prints on.
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  Speaker 2: It, that's right, Yeah, yeah, keep it.
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  Speaker 5: No, I want to create a web of criminality, so
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  Speaker 5: I pay him off as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, just so you can live in the
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  Speaker 2: sort of dream.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's kind of mobster world. Well.
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  Speaker 4: On text machine on three four eighty three, there a
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  Speaker 4: lot of people are saying that the electrician definitely pocketed.
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  Speaker 2: Some yea, possibly it's started out at half a mil
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  Speaker 2: he's taken a quarter of a mile and going look,
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  Speaker 2: I found two hundred and thirty grand Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: thirty two and four hundred and forty four dollars.
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  Speaker 4: But you're an electrician, right, so I'm assuming it's christ Church.
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  Speaker 4: It might have been over summer or so. He's probably
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  Speaker 4: just got like a tool bout. Maybe he might have
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  Speaker 4: a tool box thing with him. Stuff cash into that,
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  Speaker 4: then go down and go, oh, hey, you might want
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  Speaker 4: to go a look up there, and then yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's a crime in a way, because you've got another
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  Speaker 5: degree of separation from the whole scenario, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: You haven't bought the house. No. The only person who
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  Speaker 2: knows how much money was up there was a person
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  Speaker 2: who left it up there.
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  Speaker 4: Though, and the electrician and the electrician. Yeahah, yeah, which
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  Speaker 4: is perfect. A lot of texts on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 4: This one's from Nosey. I would just act stupid and
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  Speaker 4: spend the lot and that's easy.
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  Speaker 5: For Yeah, he's like they'd be buying gold, jewelry and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, Connorrickins, take the cash and burn the bastard down.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if two hundred and thirty thousands enough
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  Speaker 4: to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't have an insurance job. It's not bad, you reckon,
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  Speaker 2: it's not bad.
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  Speaker 4: Keep one bundle and hand the rest of the popo,
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  Speaker 4: you know, so that that could be the way to
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  Speaker 4: do it, is just to take a bit out, you know,
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  Speaker 4: cover it back up and then.
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  Speaker 3: You pull yeah, the sticky tape on it again.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that's why the couple were happy to accept the
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  Speaker 4: forty grand, because we were.
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  Speaker 2: They weren't happy. They thought they should have got the
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  Speaker 2: whole lot. Yeah, that's what they said. They said that
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  Speaker 2: they should have got the whole lot, and I tend
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  Speaker 2: to agree. I bet they now are like we should.
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  Speaker 4: Never have Yes, yeah, totally, yeah, keep the how of
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  Speaker 4: the cash, sell the house moved to Wanica. You can
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  Speaker 4: jokingly say what is a drug money? When a person
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  Speaker 4: comes back, yes to ask what's in the ceiling, you
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  Speaker 4: can tell the drug money or something.
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  Speaker 2: You'd break and like it was my money and I
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  Speaker 2: left it there, I wouldn't be knocking on the door
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  Speaker 2: and asking them for you're going someone's ceiling.
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  Speaker 5: That's right. But yeah, so that's you know, you don't
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  Speaker 5: need to worry if it's going to happen. It's going
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  Speaker 5: to happen.
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  Speaker 4: What hell does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean love, right, kesy. What goes up must
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  Speaker 2: come down.
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  Speaker 5: So they go in there, they break, and when you're out,
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  Speaker 5: say they don't find it. The god, it's not here anymore.
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  Speaker 4: Don't get there's no moss, but you know, I know
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  Speaker 4: it does mugg that's a really good point. But you
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  Speaker 4: know that you're out, they break and there's no money.
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  Speaker 4: You come home, they're waiting for you to break your
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  Speaker 4: legs and ready to say where's my money?
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  Speaker 5: Why don't we why don't we doing them? Prov because
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  Speaker 5: I reckon I can act my way out of that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well you were waiting for me to come home.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a gangster. Yeah, And what's smogie an?
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  Speaker 3: He's another game?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, let's do that.
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  Speaker 1: The whole king Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keysy.
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  Speaker 2: Tune in on.
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  Speaker 5: Radio Green Day there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
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  Speaker 5: this Thursday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is four thirty nine.
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  Speaker 2: Fellas.
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  Speaker 4: Next week on the Friday there, the thirteenth of March,
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna be riding the trans Alpine Railway.
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: Did you say Friday the third eighth? It is Friday
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  Speaker 2: the thirteenth. That's right. It's like a spooky.
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  Speaker 5: Train because you were saying yesterday. I think it was
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  Speaker 5: actually Keysy that. You know, whenever I think of trains,
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  Speaker 5: I think of murders on trains and stuff, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the Orient Express kind of thing. And it's going to
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: be Friday the thirteenth. Who knows what could happen?
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  Speaker 4: We could do like a murder on the trans Alpine.
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  Speaker 4: I can improv, but like for the whole traging, ah,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, one of us is the murderer. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: maybe Jays you get murdered.
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  Speaker 2: I'll get murdered.
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  Speaker 4: And the caboose, Yeah it was Mogi and the caboose
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  Speaker 4: with the.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, that'd be really good.
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  Speaker 2: We'll just on the Caboose. I have heard word.
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  Speaker 4: I had word from the the top dogs there at
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  Speaker 4: the Transalpine that I am allowed in the Caboose.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're good, which is nice to come true for you.
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  Speaker 4: It is fine. I've always wanted to go on the Caboose,
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  Speaker 4: and you know, I've never been allowed really, so that's
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  Speaker 4: it's exciting, Jase. They wanted to know because obviously it's
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  Speaker 4: a big deal that we're on the train with everyone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's huge deal.
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  Speaker 3: Arek, There'll be other people on the train.
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  Speaker 4: But they want to joking, they wanted to know if
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  Speaker 4: you guys wanted to go up into the sort of
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  Speaker 4: the engine of the train at the front there and
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  Speaker 4: actually run run the train, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: And actually, have you ever run a train before? Have
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  Speaker 2: ever run a train?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: I've driven one. Well that's what I mean. Yeah you have?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know Mogi he loves his training.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 4: But you strike me as someone who would have run
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: a train before, Jason Cats, I ever have, Kezy Yeah, right, okay,
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Well that'd be exciting though.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: You get to get up there, you can get on
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: the intercom, you know, play with the lever there.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, true, but look, I said a lot.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: I I'd asked the failers, yes, and I said, my
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: gut feeling is that they would both be pretty keen
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: to run a train.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: It's a appreciative Yeah.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: And you're going to be in the kaboos the whole time.
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not the whole time, just for a bit. I
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: think I'll probably start, you know, just in the sort
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: of the regular.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: Great, you'll start in the regular compartment yeah, yeah, and
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: then you'll go to carry yeah.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's going to the caboose Hey feilers.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: It's going to be one hell of a trip.
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: The train is consistently ranked among the world's most scenic
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: rail experience.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Who's doing the ranking training experts?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Wow, not scenery experts, you know. Sorry, you're right, scenery
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: experts thought so, yeah, what if trained people know about scenery?
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: You know, you're right, Mogi. That was a really stupid
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: thing for me to say. The train, of course, travels
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: across the Southern outs between christ Church and Greymouth. We're
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: doing a live show on the Thursday in christ Church
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: at Critic Bar at the Richmond Club the next day
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: running a train, you guys are anyway at the Trans
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Alpine across the Greymouth there and then on Saturday we
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: will be at the Wild Food Festival. So I'm bloody excited. Yeah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: it's great.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: What are you. It's a dream come true for you, Keezy.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Great journeys in z dot com. If you'd like to
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: book tickets for the Transalpine By the way.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Beautiful see is there.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Here's Living Color The Darky Big Show weekdays from four
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: on Radio Hodaky.
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: Themon Chick's there on the radio.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Holdlky Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: The time is four fifty one. Let's talk TV. What's
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, didn't watch anything last night. Fellas a bit
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: of work there, a bit of work there.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: It's so cool.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: It was pretty cool. I actually did a twenty hour
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: day yesterday. It's been a while since I've done one
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: of those.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: That's great, man, that's so good.
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: I watched a movie called Shell with the great Kate
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Hudson and Elizabeth Elizabeth Moss.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Elizabeth's Moth, She's very Good.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Desperate to reclaim her career, once beloved actress Samantha Lake
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: gets drawn into the glamorous world of wellness mogul Zoe
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: Shannon I only to uncover a monstrous truth beneath the
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: seemingly flawless surface. It's basically a story of wanting to
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: stay young forever, you know, and what we consider to
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: be attractive in the world. And you know, and Elizabeth
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: Moss's character, who was a successful actor, isn't getting much work.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: She's got sort of skin afflictions, she's put on weight,
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: and she's feeling the pressure to be young and beautiful again,
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: so she goes along with it. It's stupid, Yeah, it's stupid.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Where did you watch it?
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: I watched it on Netflix?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Why did you watch it?
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Elizabeth Moss is a very compelling actor, and it's purely
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: her performance that keep me in it, to be honest,
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: And it was, and it was so kind of stupid
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: and mindless that my wife and I were quite happy
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: to watch it.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Right, you know what I mean?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: Well, there was enough interesting things happening for us to go, okay,
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: that's okay.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: How many busies out of five two busies?
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: One point eight busies.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: There was some male nudity in there, though, Keezy.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: About what sort of nudity are we talking about?
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Well, you see a few dudes.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Dude, nice man.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: That's great. So but only two stars two busies.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one point eight busies right, they were that impressive, dudes,
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: not compared.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: To Hoidy J.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Last night I watched the final episode of small Town Scandal,
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: the Tom Sainsbury comedy It's on me on their eight episodes,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: really really really enjoyed it. It's just a really great
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: New Zealand comedy series. I guess who the murderer was
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: in the first episode as one of those.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I reckon it could be them, Yeah right, but you
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: know you don't really know, No, you just point out
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: characters that haricon was them.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: But to be honest toard the whole way along, even
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: when it comes to the final episode, until the final
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: five minutes, you weren't actually sure who committed the murder, right,
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: But all the actors in it.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Are really really entertaining.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: They're all really wacky and goofy, and I was highly
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: entertained the whole way through it. There might have been
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: one episode there, Margie, which is the one you mentioned
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: where just dipped a weave at one episode, But other
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: than that, really great high quality New Zealand comedy series.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: You have good What have we given its.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Considering it's New Zealand, I'll give it four point three
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: busies out of five?
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: What do you mean, considering it's New Zealand's considering that's
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: saying we don't do very good stuff. So considering it's us,
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: i'll give it a high score.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: What did you give it? Three? Four point three or
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: four point three?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Well, considering it's New Zealand compared to like a huge
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: blockbuster like Night of Seven Kingdoms, which I probably also
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: gave about a four point I.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Would also say, though that I know what you're saying,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: jes So I normally judge things more harshly because the
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: New Zealand made, but you should give them a bit
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: of a break because everything that gets made in New
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Zealand has made on the smell of an early rag,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: so they get any time to write the scripts or
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: do anything, or do anything properly. If you managed to
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: make something that's even close to good, it's an Ephan miracle. Yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: And I haven't enjoyed in New Zealand sitcom like this
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: one obviously since Talkback in Willington Paris lay huge before
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: that that to show Hounds.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Yes, yep, that's favorite show show. Really.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the last time I've really enjoyed in
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: New Zealand's sitcom.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: That was great that show, because that was They made
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: one series of that, Yeah, and it was a buried
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: on Friday nights at about ten pm. So the people
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: that would watch it, like me were always out at
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: the pub. But I just happened to be home one night,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: so I watched it and stayed owned. So go watch
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: the rest one best comedy series, Yes, and then was
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: immediately canceled out and never made another series.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: I think a great show.
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Great show.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I watched Hounds on TV three. I think it was.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: It might still be on there, so three. Now if
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: you want another great Hounds, it's called like Greyhounds.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Here's Black Sabbath.
• 21:16
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• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey Here, welcome.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Back in Massive Backbones.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Hope.
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• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, fit full on. Yeah, well that's the thing. You
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: can give this to, you know, to newborn babies. And
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: given the news that you're you're about to announce, Kezy,
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: that's that's good start.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, we are. There's going to be a very
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: special day, very first big anyway. Yeah, yeah, I mean
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: when the day.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: When the day comes that I either do or maybe
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: don't announce that I'm having children. No one's going to
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: care or believe it because the amount of times you've
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: said I'm announcing I'm having a baby.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, Keezy shooting blanks.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Speak for yourself, Mogi.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there is that concern, really, isn't there.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's none of your business.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, it is none of your business.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: When I think about.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Stop thinking about whatever it is.
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: You don't your dumplings, Yes, yeah, you're busies.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: What's the the dumplings and beersies stop sperm counter. Is
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: that a thing? Yeah?
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, an excess.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: An excess. Yeah, you only have it like you know,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: twenty dumplings now and.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Every second day.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Hey, now listen, we have got an action packed hour
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: coming up.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Can I just say don't go anywhere? Yeh?
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: Strapping yeah, strapping and get ready. It's going to be
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: next level. In the meantime, there's the White Strike.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: in four.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Food fighters there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Thursday afternoon the time of thirteen minutes past five o'clock,
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: which means it's time for Why not it sounds fae
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: lions camera actionly No, it's time for the big sure
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: prov well, basically the scenarios as we were chatting earlier
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: in the show, where a couple in christ Church I believe,
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: had an electrician come over to their house. He popped
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: up into the roof and found about two hundred and
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: fifty thousand dollars heading under the insulation, which they then
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: handed into the police, but they wanted to keep. They
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: went to court. They got forty thousand dollars and the
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: police got to keep the rest.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and so basically jas you were saying you would
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: have kept it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: And then if a gangster, if someone came round to
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: get their drug money, you were just played dumb.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: You wicking, well, play dumb, but act your way out
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: of it, yeah, which we doubted. He could just like
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: a super acting performance that just completely throws us off.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which would be the first one you've ever had. Right,
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: So for this one, then.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: I might just not act and just smacks in the head.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: Who are you acting, Steve? So you're gonna play yourself?
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: And then I'm a gangster who's come round.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Ye, it's already not believable.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not very believable. I'm not really a very
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: good gangster. But I'm coming around to click my drug money.
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Hello, you come around and you go, ah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, I might do. It's imper obviously, never know.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: And then Mogi, who are you going to be?
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Um, I'll probably be the electrician that found the money
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: up in this Okay, he's come back. Yeah, I'll be
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: there as well. I'll just tune up at some point. Okay,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: all right, do you want to say I'll probably be
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'll probably be late, knowing that electricians. Ye're true action.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: Oh so sorry about that? Click?
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Oh good a mate, how are you going?
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: He like in the singlet brother in the backwards cap there,
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: thank you, Zrella.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Hey, my name's Tony. My name's Tony. This is a
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: super weird story. But I actually used to live here
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: in this house.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, you don't look like you could have afforded it,
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: but yeah, no, fair enough.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah I know, yeah, but crazy story. We've been looking
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: for a family heirloom and we can't find it, and
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: it was my dad's and we're just trying to find it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: And I think I might have lifted in the attic.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Would you mind if I went up the and had
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: a look?
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Not at all?
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: What?
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: Sorry, good mate, This is Gaz.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Sorry, he's just doing a bit of work around the place.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: You're just up in the ceiling there. I think I left.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: What do you sweet?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: This place has got no exs you it's got no
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: what do you mean you can't get in? No you can't.
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: I used to live here, We used to sal stuff,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: used to.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been sealed up since then.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Here we sealed off with what glue?
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: That's all right, Honestly, I don't mind cutting through the glue.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Well we do we I mean I don't want to
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: speak on your behalf. I mind.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's Gas is making a good point there.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, we've sealed it all off now.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Deal man, just excuse you, no, wait, letsten listen.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Down.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Out of this Gas went to tech. So you might
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: sound a bit odd.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Just just listen to me, all right, the family, I
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: I really need it. It is bloody important. Will I
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: will replace any.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: I can't have been that important, mate, your left it
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: behind forgot to be honest as well.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: That there's a fear point. Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Look, I'm not the smartest guy. You've also said that
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: I look poor as well. So right now I am
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: gonna g I'm getting a bit frustrated. I've tried to
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: be nice about this.
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: That's lovely.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: You've invited your freaking cabbage of an.
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: Electrician come, he's he's I'm doing found the house mate,
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: if you don't mind. And I don't really like the
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: time you're taking here, mate, taking here, mate, that gas
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: is a cabine.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I needn't get my drug money.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Oh the youth. Yeah, I mean so you know about it?
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Damme is still there?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Have you taken it better?
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Still be there.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: It is still there.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: Will break your legs. They look like I've already been
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: broken before.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Sure head scene, do you reckon? You would have you
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: would have done well, that's.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: To show I would have taken you easy.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Man, but only if your bizarre electrician shows up at
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: the same time.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Jeez, oh no, jeez, you weren't intimidating at all.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Gezy, you wouldn't shut up. You'd give me time to
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: be intimidating and keep going.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Hey, he's a bit of radio hit.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Read Hot Chili Pepper's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Show this Thursday afternoon.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: The time is five twenty.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: Six and some magnificent sporting action in the early hours
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: of the morn Mowgie.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Absolutely unbelievable.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Sorr is the sports chat.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I might as well be hee it back field more. Yeah,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: that's right. Last night, the first of the semifinals in
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: the T twenty World Cup and played over in India,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: occurred between South Africa and New Zealand. Of course, we
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: got tailed up in the round robin game by South Africa.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: We lost five consecutive matches against them in T twenties
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: last night that all changed. Did bold South Africa out?
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I think they got one hundreds or they did got
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: one hundred and sixty nine for eight New Zealand. We
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: got that score. We got one hundred and seventy three
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: with forty three balls remaining. We chased it down in
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: twelve point five overs for the loss of one wicket.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: And the star of the show was one Fin Allen
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: And I just want to take you three. He got
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: a thirty three ball ton fastly the fastest ton in
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: our history at T twenty World Cups. And I understand
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: is the fastest was by the Netherlands versus Botswana or
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: something like that. Okay, so these are his scoring deliveries,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: keeping in mind that in his out of his thirty
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: three balls faced he had four dot balls. Yeah, unbelievable,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: one four, zero six, one fourth. So on his first
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: over he scored sixteen and the second over six four
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: zero four to two six. Third was four one six
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: zero four six, then a single, then four six four
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: one six, then zero four six four six four, then
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: four six four.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: If you've just joined us, moke, he's just reading out
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: his credit card number, is there unbelieved.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: It's one of those days where everything must have just
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: clicked and it was as sweet as a knot.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: It was like me today. Actually he got sixty one
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: off sixty one off the last fifteen balls from what
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I can see there or eighteen balls. Not bad.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's sad.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: So now we're waiting for the results of the second
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: semi final, which is tonight England versus India, and then
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: we will have the final. I believe it's Sunday night
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: game into Monday morning around about two thirty Another final. Man,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: and we have got to be ju don't we. We
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: have got to be due.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: You'd think so. Actually, but it's amazing how well we
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: do tend to go at these tournaments. But it would
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: be good to win one, for sure, be so good,
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: particularly against someone like India. Even would be great.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I'd love to be India in India, Yes, that would
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: be marvelous. Also revenge against England for the travesty of
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: the One Day World Cup. I'm happy with either of those, yes,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: but I won't be happy with is a.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Loss Monday two thirty am. Yeah, that's when the final is,
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: you feel. I was going to watch the live.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I think of yes, yeah, a few hours. Yeah, I'll
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: get the get up a bit of work.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maker Milo, get some cheese toasty.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: I have such great memories of it was always the
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: all Blacks versus South Africa. Yes, waking up at three.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: We all sleep in the lounge and wake up and
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: watch it. Have a Milo, Yeah, have cheese toasies and stuff.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: That was such good memories. Yeah. You don't do time,
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: do you. I don't know. Cup's a good reason, though
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: it is. It's a very good reason. It's going to
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: be a ripper, man, It's going to be an absolute ripper.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: So looking forward to it.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, coming up shortly, fellas, I've got a bone
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: to pick with Breakfast the.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Tune in on.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: Radio Matellica there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Thursday evening. The time is five point fifty two. And
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: fellas have had a shocker with a sting for that
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: or anything?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: We should have a sting for that. What is it called?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: What Jason's had a shocker? Yeah? One?
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, now you're acall.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Of course, it was my wife's birthday this week and
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: I and I failed dismally. Oh, we recall, yes, and
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: I ordered two things online. The good news is one
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: of them turned up. Okay, so that's that's none of
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: your b was a magnificent bouquet of flowers with a
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: beautifully handwritten well not a handwritten note, but a note
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: from her husband that made her cry.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Was it written by the courier? Yeah? Was it did
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: make it cry?
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: No, it was actually on time.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Did the note say payable on delivery?
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Now the second part of my present didn't turn up?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: And I say, what the is going on there?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: And I went on my phone and into my email,
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: my Gmail in fact, to say where's that bloody confirmation
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: thing you know where you can trap with your bloody fingers?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: And I couldn't find that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: I was like, where the hell is that? And I
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: realized I didn't have a confirmation email, even though they
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: said they were going to send me one. And then
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: I went into my bank account and the money hadn't
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: even gone out, So it hasn't even it's not even happened.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: What do you think happened there? I know, but I
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: think he found the thing.
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: He was going to order it, and he thought about it,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: and then he took a screenshot of it. Yeah, and
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: that was a and then he thought that was ordering it.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: But your health from that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: TV, that's not that's not my chakra. And I went,
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: oh shit, I better get my you know, get my
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: ass and to get here and sort this out. And
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: there's been a jacket that I've seen that I think
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: would be awesome and my wife right now. I went
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: down to the place where this jacket was selling today, great,
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: very cool sort of retro kind of.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Jacket Posty plus Arms, Salvation Army and no.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: And I asked what the price was and I say,
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: oh geez. And then we were talking about sizes. Now
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: I've told you this story before because it's a true story,
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: and it was an absolute chakra on my behalf. A
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: few years back, I went to buy my wife a
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: dress and the woman that was, you know, helping me
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: out to buy the dress, she said what size is she?
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: And I said, oh, well, she's kind of she's pretty slim.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: And she said, and this is to my eternal shame true.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: She said, okay, well, when you say slim, you mean
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: my kind of slim. And before I'd even thought it
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: through in my head, I mean, old shit, No, she's
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: much slimmer than that and that, and her face was
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: like thunder, well, whose faults it? It's well it was
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: it was. But anyway, I had that same scenario again
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: today because she was saying, what size is your wife?
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: And I was going, oh, well, you know, she's a
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: little bit taller than me, and she's pretty slim. And
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: she was like, well, you know, looking at me, would you, mike,
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: you know that kind of slim or And I was like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: oh God, here we go again. How do you deal
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: with the situation? So I was like, oh, no, she's
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: just medium.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's medium.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: She's medium.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: So that's that's like your.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Because you can say what you've done there as you've said, oh,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: she's as tall as me, which doesn't really make anyone
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: any of the wiser. She's as tall as me, but
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I can't, you know, I wouldn't be able to pick
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: her up.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Yes, plus she's as tall as me. They will direct
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: you to the kids, see.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: You know, but when they kezy when they put it
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: onto them, and they can you know, they say, compare
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: your wife's body to my body.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. Just couldn't resist.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: I know it's hard because I've never been in that
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: situation because I kind of not. Firstly, I never buy
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: my wife clothing right every it's a risky business yet,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: and also you don't know if she's actually gonna like
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: it or not. But also roughly know, I do know
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: my wife size.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well same, but I'm not specific about it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: You know, you don't.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: I don't go fourteen C.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: In someone's sizes. Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So in the end, I've walked away from the scenario.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: And Pugs was like, We'll take a photo of a
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: favorite jacket, and I'm like, I don't know what a
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: favorite jacket is. You're about you know, ten of the baskets?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I remember her name? Who?
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: I can welcome back your massive backbones. How are you going?
• 37:10
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• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Can I say that I feel like we've been let
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: down around here. There has been a change in the
• 37:37
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• 37:39
  Speaker 2: right outside here. It was full of beers and toledos
• 37:42
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• 37:44
  Speaker 2: we've got no Toledo's handy and it's not on.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: They've also well, the acc have got a big fridge
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: in the back there that's all locked up though I
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: don't know why they do that, and it's got toledos
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  Speaker 5: and they're our body's sponsor. What are they doing locking
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  Speaker 5: it away?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: It took a question.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: It really gets deep inside my goat.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: I mean I know where they've locked it right, because
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: people go in there and steal shit all the daily effect.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: Every afternoon between four and seven, people go in there
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: and steal stuff of.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Fridge out of the fridge because it's locked.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Because it's locked. If it wasn't locked, it would be
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: out of the fridge as well. What are you trying
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: to suggest, I'm just I'm not suggesting anything, Jason. Are
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: you saying that that Mowgi's a thief? No, because he promised.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, I've just noticed that he's also got a
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: begg of chips right.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Now, eat these ones? Do the little bags.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: See, I don't even go there anymore. It's not where
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: for Hessel.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: You're a shocker, Jason Man, you are a shock.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, Kezy, what's coming up in this hour?
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Man? Coming up next?
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Fellers. It was such a hurt yesterday Kesey's What's in
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: the News with Me?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: Keysy? Yes, it's a new segment. We're going to be
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: doing it maybe daily.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll just be rifling through the news and finding
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: the stories you need to know. Hang on, what's that?
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: This isn't replacing What's on the Dinner with Me, Keysy?
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: So we do that on Tuesdays and Thursdays. We know,
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: we don't. What are you talking about?
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Filthy disgrace?
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Can you wait till the end of the break before
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: you d it's disgusting?
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: This the Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Gorilla's there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Thursday evening.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: The time is twelve minutes past six o'clock. Normally at
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: this time on a Thursday, we do What's on the Dinner?
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: That is a yar, No, we don't.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: And but no, no, no, Keyesy's got something better. He reckons.
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: So what's on the news with me dinner? Chezy?
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: It's not what's on the news with me dinner? That
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: doesn't make any sense, Moogie. Do you think I'm getting
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: type cast as a guy who just does segments called
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: what's on the something with me?
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Keysy? You've to have something going for you, man, and
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: you've got a lot oh cheers, you know, having those
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: sort of little segments. Man, it's killer. It's killer. Chicks
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Thanks movie. It's not a new thing that we're doing.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: It's a reference from like forty years ago, fifty christ
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: all right, Kesey's news, what's on the news and me
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Kezy or whatever the hell it's called. Basically, every every day,
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: I'll bring you a news article the.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Year every day, but I don't know not the weekend.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: Just let me run this little one segment man, all right.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Basically how it works. I'll bring you some sort of
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: news that you need to hear about something from that day.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Today's is interesting.
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: What you did yesterday and it was a year old.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: No, but the ruling came out yesterday. Jase, Just let
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: me do this, Okay, So today all the years gone
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: out of this. Today in Italy a researcher named Valentina
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Salerno found some.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Jeez, what I can't even say.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: It's a female, by the way, that is sexist. Well,
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: only a male can be a researcher, jays, Really, that's terrible. Valentina,
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: it's Valentina Salerno today. She today she found some archived documents.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: What time today?
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I don't freaking know. Man, old newsboy, don't call me
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: old newsboy. It's quite funny name.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Actually, she found some documents that suggested there were long
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: lost documents, found them, translated them, worked through them. All
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: suggested that Michelangelo, the Renaissance painter, sculpt Renaissance Renaissance sculptor,
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: painter genius, really from the fifteen hundreds, he might have
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: some works hidden works locked away somewhere in a secret room.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: He might, according to these documents, because the Medici family,
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: who are very powerful at the time, they wanted to.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: They actually put a death sentence on him. Yeah, a
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: lot of local turmoile going on. This is news today?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Is it found today?
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: No? I know that I know he's from five hundred.
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: Years because it is from a little while back here.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: You thought you thought a years old, here we are fellas.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: So and finished whatever it is.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: So basically, she's say, according to the documents that were
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: found very recently.
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: You said to that today there eterally today these documents.
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: It went straight on to the news.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it's news today. It's news to you.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Use the freaking everyone, mogie.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: You don't even know what the renaissances.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. It's like a source, isn't it.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: The documents say that there could be a room somewhere.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: Apparently it has three locks on it, three separate keys
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: that were given out to three different students of Michelangelo's
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: art school containing secret works.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: That nobody knows about.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Right, And he did that to get to make sure
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: that didn't end up in the hands of his nephew
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: who would have inherited them, who he hated.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, must be a hell of a door. Can't get
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: in there. Well, they don't even know where it is.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Make to me, And look, obviously you didn't write this article, Kezy,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: in this newspaper that definitely exists. But you would have
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: thought that the news would have been, Oh, read that
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: piece of paper there, old Valentina. There, then go and
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: find the room and find the artworks and then say, hey,
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: look what we found, as opposed to there could be there,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe there might be there might be saying news five
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: hundred year old documents like that.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: Hello Live, I've just found a document.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: There could be Ah.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: The doge coming Keysey's way.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Yes, guys, I'm going to stop doing this segment if
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: you guys aren't going to respect it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Oh no, please don't.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Jace the whole Aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy.
• 43:56
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• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Hold I pity the heartbreakers there on the radio Hodarchy
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: Big Show this South Thursday evening. Do you find Tom
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Pitty a bit whiny? Sometimes?
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I think he's one of the greatest one ever. Had terrible,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: terrible opium addiction, opioids, opioids. You remember jac used the
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: came around for a barbecue.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: What a legend.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: Drop off of sauces and there and then next thing,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: you know, whereas he he's not enough in the toilet.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, man, really, I don't know you guys knew Tom? Yeah, man,
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: but you're this is music like that on the radio.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: He's passed away.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: A bloke.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a nice guy do it to his face.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: He didn't care.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, true that fellas.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: Hey do you guys like boats?
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Oh that's a relief.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: What kind of boat are we talking about? Weren't going
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: to need details? I need numbers and letters that make
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: no sense? Hit me?
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Well, it was actually the Auckland Boat Show, which is
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: on this weekend.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: I love a boat show.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, same man. There's lots of different kinds of boats.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: That's right, Jason. It's a twenty fifth edition of the
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: years sure Hairs Mogus, the Viaducts, the Viaduct Events Center,
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Jellico Harbor there down in Auckland, right, Yeah, they've got
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: a whole heap of boats actually sitting in the water
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: that you can take out on the seed to test over.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Thirty boats boats in the water. What do you say
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: it like that?
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: It's crazy?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: No, it is crazy because you're at a boat show.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Usually they're just like parked up on trailers and stuff.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: The ones I've been do you know where is this
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: one that in there? You can actually drive it on
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: the ocean and see if you like it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: No meat going to do it a fishing.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: You can't take the boat fishing, Why not.
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: That's what I'd use it for.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of rules down there.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: But you don't take a boat from the boat show
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: and take it out past their heads and do a.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: Bit of fishing.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, you can't do that.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: Take it out to the goats.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: The goats goat islands. Well, hang on, isn't that a reserve?
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they reserve it for us to go.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: Fishing bloody good fish in there. I can tell you.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: It's the largest gathering of marine companies in New Zealand.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Everything from inflatables, amphibious boats, electronics services, marinas, clothing equipment, launches, sailing, yachts,
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: et cetera.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: You name it, they've got it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: Actually, speaking of launches craft, speaking of launchers, I've been
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: thinking about what I should do with my dog squad money.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: So maybe the old launch is just the ticket.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: There's a beauty of boats, man. They just get, they
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: appreciate and value then they're awesome.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, if you keen to go along, Auckland Boat
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Show dot com for event tickets. Also, you can see
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: our fin chase of five three fives in the console
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: down there. If you want to win that suck at
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: seventy takes boat three four eight three good softly.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Are you ready?
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: I reckon you're ready.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: For a good time. Yeah.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: The Hlearchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy Supergrass.
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: There on the Radio Hurdarchy Big Show this Fursday evening.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: The time is six thirty four.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Fellas, I've been having to miss years, as you know,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: with my cat birdshit Chris Cris. She loves it. Sting
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: by the way, every time I play it during the podcast,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: she goes running up to the speaker. The cat does.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: The cat does absolutely love the cat.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: And then sprays all over the speaker.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: And then does make big dumps on my bed. Yeah. Nice,
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: So that's what my cat does, wheeze all over my
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: bed and poos all over my bed. But I love it.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: It's a cool cat. I don't blame the cat for
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: that behavior. But it's gotten We've had it for maybe
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: what ten weeks or so now, so it's about five
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: months old. We've been letting it outside in the backyard.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: It just stands at the back door and just meals
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: like a bastard, which is really I'm find it very entertaining.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Just MOUs never ends and what it started doing now
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: is it's gotten up onto the fence. Now the fence
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: is you know, as you guys know, it's twelve feet. Hi. Wow.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: When we moved in there, it was six feet. I said,
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: it's not going to do us, man, We're going to
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: need another six on that. I don't want anybody looking
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: into my backyard. Anyway. It's found its way up there,
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: and it's only a little bigger. I worry about it.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: But the only way it's going to learn is if
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: you let it have a little bit of an adventure
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: and all that sort of carry on. Correct. Anyway, it
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: was sort of creeping along the fence and I went
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: out there and I said, bitch it, Chris, you're good,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: and it sort of looked over at me at a
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: critical moment and its front poor right pau slipped and
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: it just fell clean off Oh no, twelve foot clean
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: off this bloody fence there, and it was just hurtling
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: towards the ground. Spine first, wow, yes, and that's not good.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: And then you know, with about two inches left to
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: go before it hit the ground, just spun around and
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: land it on its feet.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's right, Oh my god.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing about cats is cats will always
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: land on their feet. Now, everybody knows that observation. Keech,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: you've known that as well. But what you won't know
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: is that Jason and I were the first ones to
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: make that observation because there was a time, wasn't there, Jason, Yes,
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: when people didn't had it made the observation that cats
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: always land on their feet. Well, you think about it,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: somebody had to be the first one.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: And I suppose it is something that I know now
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: and everyone does, but you're right, someone has to point
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: that out and then obviously run some sort of experiment,
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, and it's go, oh wow,
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: that they're constantly landing on their feet, is it?
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And that's exactly what happened because you're sort of
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: know and to be fear Jason, those days we were
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: smoking a fair amount of the old Ganger, right, Okay,
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: so this is a while ago.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Fair amount response was an unfair amount, was it?
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: And responsibly?
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and legally definitely. I can't even remember which
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: one of us it was, but one of us said, Gez,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: it can't because there was another cat that had fallen off, Yeah,
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: fallen off. And then there was another one. You remember
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: that one over the road or bag guy. Yeah, he
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: was always getting run over in that, but he'd always
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: land on his feet. All good. And then I can't
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: remember which one of us said, look, these bloody cats
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: are always land on their feet, and it was like
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: being light bulb went off right and exactly as you say, easy,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: let's run an experiment. And that's what we did, and
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: that's true. And so then we went out there and
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: just told everyone cats always land on their feet. And
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: then one was like bullshit, and then anyone else started
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: looking at cats and oh yeah, it becomes part of
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the vernacular bloody quickly it Yeah. Yeah, So what was there?
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: What was the experiment? What were you doing? What was
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: the experiment? Because you would have had to you would
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: have had to, you know, do quite a lot of research.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just we've got about what was there,
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: forty or fifty of them, threw them off the skytowel
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: onto matresses.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, the whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: and Kezy tune in week days and four on radio.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Hold ikey, well there you go.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Your mad bar says, there's a big show downe and
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: dusted for your thirsday. Make sure you tune in tomorrow,
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: by the way for the Friday trub. What's the podcast
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: outro clip today? Kezy?
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: You hold me back into gesting them and you're a
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: little bit too many chips?
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: That was my Nicorett.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, cool, cool.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: What does it taste like Nicorett and Sultan vinegar together?
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Well, no, the Sultan vinegar is well and truly pass
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: through the passage.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Nicorett is a real she's an a quiet taste because
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: my mum is she's still on them after all these
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: years she's been off the darries for g was twenty
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: odd year. Yeah, but she still smashes them and when
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: I've jumped on the the cret they had. Yeah, it's
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: not It's not a good taste by any shape. It's
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: a burn, Yeah it is.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: It's a burn in the side of your cheek and
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: chewing backing.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: And is that the kind of that's part of the
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: addiction as well, it's spring the burn.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: So it's quite like smoking Keezy and that your first
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: experiences of it, you'll hate it, but if you stick
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: with it, eventually you will be massively addicted. Yes, oh
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: that sounds great.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Hey, the podcast show today was us chatting about school socials.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Go to my first ever school social. It was been
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: like ten or twelve, and I had a Planet eight
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: shirt on with flames on it, and I jel and
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: I spiked up my.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Hair with gel.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, hey, no, it's.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: Not becoming a thing. It's not a saying, it's a thing, Manna.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Oh The thing is I can picture you keezy. I
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: can picture you a little kezy, you know what I mean.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: I imagine you've always been those height though, but skinnier,
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: I was literally just like scale me down a wee
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: bit and then put some big skaty shoes on some globes.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Like a scarecrow. Yeah. I usual to hear those as well,
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: those huge skater of shoes.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: D I never did.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: Hey, Mogi work bed sleep.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to go for no work because I've got
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: a mate staying with us tonight.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: Oh right, you got some new linen.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: My wife found a couple of extra do in the storage.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: So yeah, hopefully it gets to bed before the cat
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: gets in there. You know. Yeah, good stuff, mate.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: I think you should have him over and then literally
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: just sit down on the table next t i'me me
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: just start doing some work.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a bad idea how it goes anyway, you're.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: Having deconstructed Lacuna again for a repeat performance.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: I believe let's started doing this new thing where we
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: cook a meal and have it two nights in a row.
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: O every now and then bloody good the second night
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: because you don't have to do anything, You just that
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: it's great, and then going for a walk ye night,
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: and then we'll probably watch Location, Location, Location, and then
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: go to bed.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Great stuff, man, Jason, what are you doing?
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: I'm going to go home and get a steaming bowl
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: of Witty Jay spicy chicken soup, some fresh bagette, slather
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: it in butter, dip in that basket in there, watch
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: a bit of Tally, and then go nine eyes with
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: my beloved what pardon?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Hey hey?
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Check out the Instagram, check out the podcast, and talk tomorrow.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: See you later live