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DONKEY: Couple Caught With Bag Of Drugs Labeled Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I never heard them, dunkey other day say it again, Charla,
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  Speaker 1: Yes you are that Charlotte Mane saying that's truth. Yes, Donkey.
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  Speaker 2: Today for Monday, October fourteenth goes to Reginald Renolds and
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  Speaker 2: Mia bagging Stoss. I'm sure I pronounced that name wrong,
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  Speaker 2: but we can call her me a bag of dope.
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  Speaker 2: They are thirty five and thirty seven years old.
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  Speaker 1: Respectfully. They are from Portland, Oregon. And I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: When I saw this story anyday, I thought to myself,
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  Speaker 2: either I'm experiencing dejafu or I've done this story before.
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  Speaker 2: But I figured out the issue. The issue is there's
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  Speaker 2: this bag that people buy. In the bag says things
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  Speaker 2: about drugs on it. This particular in this particular case,
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  Speaker 2: Reginald and Mia had a bag that said definitely not
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  Speaker 2: a bag full of drugs. That's what it's said on
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  Speaker 2: the bag. Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Now
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  Speaker 2: I was a police officer or any type of law
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  Speaker 2: enforcement and there was a bag in your car that said,
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  Speaker 2: definitely not a bag full of drugs.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what bag? I'm going probably arch first.
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  Speaker 2: Now, granted I wouldn't actually believe someone is stupid enough
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  Speaker 2: to have a bag full of drugs in a bag
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  Speaker 2: labeled bag full of drugs. But this is this is Earth, okay,
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. Whatever level of stupidity your brain can conceive,
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  Speaker 2: there is a donkey on his planet who can achieve.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to ABC ten for the report.
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  Speaker 3: Police Tony, We're looking into a story that seems hard
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  Speaker 3: to believe. It claims a couple was arrested after officers
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  Speaker 3: found drugs in a bag that had definitely not a
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  Speaker 3: bag full of drugs printed.
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  Speaker 1: On it, and focus on it is true.
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  Speaker 3: The Portland Police Bureau in Oregon, look at this, posted
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  Speaker 3: this picture on social media. They say they discover the
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  Speaker 3: bag along with cash, a gun, and scales during a
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  Speaker 3: traffic stop Tuesday. Inside the bag, you guessed it, they
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  Speaker 3: found more than ten grams of fentanyl and mes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The couple was booked on drug charges along with unauthorized
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  Speaker 3: use of a vehicle and possession of a stolen vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: See some of these donkeys be layered. Why would you
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  Speaker 2: be riding dirty in a stolen car? Can you please
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  Speaker 2: commit to one crime at a time? Do you simultaneously
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  Speaker 2: have to be committing multiple fellow the offenses. And if
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be in a stolen car where the
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  Speaker 2: four taurus's ignition has been visibly tampered with, why would
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  Speaker 2: you have baggies of drugs just visible in a stolen car?
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  Speaker 2: Not to mention, you got this big brown canvas bag
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  Speaker 2: labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. And in
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  Speaker 2: that bag, and in that bag with seventy nine blue
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  Speaker 2: fens and all pills three fake.
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  Speaker 1: What your mouth waters?
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  Speaker 4: Just that's crazy are you doing in Delaware?
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  Speaker 2: Three fake oxy codon tablets and two hundred and thirty
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  Speaker 2: grams of meth?
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  Speaker 1: Not to mention a loaded thirty eight.
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  Speaker 2: I know I wrote a book called Getting on Us
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  Speaker 2: to Die line, but damn okay, reginal Lema. You know
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  Speaker 2: they probably was telling the officers like, look, officer, we'll
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  Speaker 2: just practicing radical honesty. You know, transparency in crime is
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  Speaker 2: a new movement. And that officer was like, thank you
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  Speaker 2: for making my job easier. By the way, this transparency
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  Speaker 2: and crime movement still comes with fifteen years of life. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I know what some of you might be thinking, it's Oregon.
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  Speaker 1: Aren't drugs legal in Oregon?
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  Speaker 2: Well, in twenty twenty, organ decriminalized the possession of small
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  Speaker 2: amounts of hard drugs in an effort to readdirect city
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  Speaker 2: funding from criminalization and toward treatment of substance use disort as.
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  Speaker 2: The measure pass with higher levels of public support, that
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  Speaker 2: faltered as overdose and homelessness rates rolls in the state
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  Speaker 2: during the COVID nineteen pandemic when Rihanna makeup became widely available.
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  Speaker 2: But in September, the state recriminalized drug possession.
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  Speaker 1: So the moral of the story is all of this
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  Speaker 1: was illegal. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: There's absolutely no right way to do the wrong thing,
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  Speaker 2: even in Oregon, and everything Reginald and Mia did.
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  Speaker 1: Was completely wrong. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Reginald and Mia might be the first criminals in the
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  Speaker 2: history of crime who actually labeled the evidence for the police.
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  Speaker 2: And I know they thought labeling it not a bag
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  Speaker 2: full of drugs would throw people off, like there is
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  Speaker 2: no way folks would think they were that dumb.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not about what we think.
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  Speaker 2: It's about what you know about yourself, Reginald and Mia, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you had to know that you are indeed that dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Please give Reginald Reynolds and mea baggings, the sweet sounds
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  Speaker 2: and the hamiltones.
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  Speaker 5: You oh oh, they.
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  Speaker 1: That is ridiculous. I a question that's like Lauren wearing
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  Speaker 1: a T shirt that says definitely not single, like you.
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  Speaker 4: Wearing a T shirt saying definitely healed because.
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  Speaker 1: It's a journey.
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  Speaker 5: Is yes.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, girls, okay, what is your question? And portchit and
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  Speaker 4: guess who's me?
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  Speaker 1: I love to be porsch I'm going to just helped them.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, girl.
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  Speaker 6: But everybody knows that the real like the comebacks is ny.
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  Speaker 6: It's the house that you need leaks built. But anyway,
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  Speaker 6: my question before I was rudely interrupted, is this not
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  Speaker 6: entrapment though?
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  Speaker 4: Because why would you be allowed.
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  Speaker 6: To sell a bag that says definitely not drugs knowing
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  Speaker 6: that someone might put drugs in it because they think
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  Speaker 6: it's like funny or something.
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  Speaker 2: Because there's this thing called satire, and so whoever made
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  Speaker 2: that bag was just making it, probably just to be funny,
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  Speaker 2: and they knew that, you know, people would walk around
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  Speaker 2: with the bugs just like up the bag is like
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  Speaker 2: a fashion statement, but they didn't think they'd actually put
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  Speaker 2: drugs inside of it.
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  Speaker 1: You got a burket? What is this on your burken?
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  Speaker 5: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Fake?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Fake?
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  Speaker 1: I hate this place.
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