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Jail Booty · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: You know how Tiffany's always getting on you to be more romantic?
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I hadn't noticed.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're such a liar.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: I hadn't noticed.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_01: I hadn't noticed.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: You stopped.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, you have.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: Did you not see the text she sent the other day?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_00: I had to laugh about this.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: I got a real good chuckle out of this.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: So she sent a text for our text line, and I it just it cracks me up, to be honest with you.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: And she wrote, I screenshotted it because I had to send it to Zach.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: I screenshotted it.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: It says, Can you have Zach talk to Scott and give him some romantic tips and be able to show him how to live life to the fullest.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, look, babe, you're the romantic.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: I must have missed that in the text.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I guess you did.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well then this is what I guess you did.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Here's something you can do to be romantic.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: This guy who's getting arrested arrested at least gives his woman a shout-out.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah?
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: Can I get the audio, please?
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:00
  unknown: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Come out to me! I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_02: Come out to me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Show me your hand.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_03: Please grab my ball, please.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_03: Please, man, I love you, baby.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_03: Love you, baby.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_03: That's what's up.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going away for a while.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: That's what you gotta do.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_00: You just gotta shout around on the air.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_01: Thank God I didn't have to get arrested to get that happened.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: No, but you can shout it out on the air.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: Love you, babe.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: Come on.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_00: I can't even say I love you, babe.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: Come on.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I can, but I'm sitting there.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: What I'm getting at is I couldn't understand a thing he said.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_01: Play it again.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_02: Come out to me! I don't care! Come out to me! Show me your hands!
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: So he's saying the cop?
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: The cop's saying, Come out to me.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: Show me your hands.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then here's his response.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_03: Man, I love you, babe.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh man, I love you, baby.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: And he says it a couple times.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: I love you, man.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: I love you, man.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm out.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: But I love you.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be the last time until you get that one phone call.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, unless you get some of those visits, you know, the special ones.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, the conjugals.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think they do that anymore.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they don't?
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe at one of the golf course prisons they might.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_00: I would think up on the hill.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, they're there for the colour.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, that's a totally different kind of love you're getting up there.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: That's happening in the shower and about eight minutes when somebody drops the soap.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: I thought if you're there for a long time and you're on good behavior, that for some reason I thought there were I don't know why I think this.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: I probably have seen this in a show.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: This is not happening up the road from us.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: I I thought that they got a little trailer.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: You know, like the trailers that they bring on a construction site.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we're all 14 and just wheeling up here.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, I mean with the lady inside and all.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_01: How y'all doing?
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: I took my teeth out for the ass.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_00: You know the ones on a construction site?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: You know the ones on a construction site where there's an office and they're always doing paperwork inside, and there's always the guy who's like, hey boss, yeah, come on in.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_01: And then he's standing in there.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, sorry, I should have pulled those up before he came in.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_01: I thought.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: No, that's not how it works.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_00: I thought there was a trailer and that uh not up the road from here.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't know that we have uh many golf course prisons around us, but we're talking the people that are like, okay.
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Where Martha Stewart was.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I embezzled a little bit of money from the IRS, but I'm harmless to the general public.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: Just a little bit.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like a couple million, that's how you get locked away in those, right?
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_00: Just some insider traitors.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just that that's exactly you're not gonna hurt anybody.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, so then maybe in a situation like that.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: You get a conjugal.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: The conjugal they're getting up the road from us is absolutely well, I mean, it might be invited.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_00: But it I mean, but it's not And is it kind of like a Dexter situation where they put plastic tarps down everywhere and then they just Wow, you're going in deep with this thought process.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: Well, where would you where else would you expect me to go?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't want to be the person that has to clean up after that.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, no, no.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_00: But if you put the tarps down, then you just That's part of the rules.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta clean up after yourself.
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_00: Put the gloves on and then you take those tarps as if you're just finishing a paint job.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: Burn them.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, you roll them, throw them in the garbage.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, there you go.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, well, there.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_01: Uh okay, now that we've gotten that totally out of the way, um, I'll I'll just transition into this and get our minds off of that.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, do you ever we are a society 1000% can I can't get it out of my head.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_01: You know what?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_01: Just give me a minute.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_00: Does anybody know about the conjugal visit thing though?
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_01: I I know this much.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_01: Up the road from us, across the street from the subway, the only conjugal is happening in a shower when they drop the soap.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: It is not happening when they come in to visit their loved ones from New York City.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_01: Because it is Wing Out Wednesday.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.