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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
- 0:27Speaker 1: back to the show, Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always
- 0:30Speaker 1: so much for tuning in. Let's give an extra special
- 0:33Speaker 1: couple of hands to our one and only super producer,
- 0:37Speaker 1: Mr Max Williams, who hold the phone also ran research
- 0:47Speaker 1: on today's episode running Point. Thanks for wearing a couple
- 0:51Speaker 1: of different hats today, Max, did you hear my one
- 0:53Speaker 1: handed clap? Max? I did, and I saw it. I
- 0:56Speaker 1: very much appreciate it. I know no one else can
- 0:58Speaker 1: see it, but I saw it, and I appairly appreciate.
- 1:00Speaker 1: What does running interference mean? Is that a good thing
- 1:02Speaker 1: or a bad thing? Running interference is a good thing
- 1:06Speaker 1: if it's someone on your team. If it's someone on
- 1:10Speaker 1: the other team, then they're they're interfering with you, trying
- 1:14Speaker 1: to get I'm wondering. I don't know. We'll get into
- 1:17Speaker 1: its day. But it's just like curling seems to be
- 1:20Speaker 1: largely like it's like the team versus the ice and
- 1:24Speaker 1: the stones. There's not really much interference running, is there. Well,
- 1:28Speaker 1: we're about to find out. They called me Ben, You're no.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Let's let me tell you one thing about Max Williams.
- 1:36Speaker 1: I was saying this off air about the guy earlier.
- 1:38Speaker 1: He loves four things. I think we did the list right, Uh, model, trains, curling, sports,
- 1:46Speaker 1: and star trek. Right, that was the list we came
- 1:49Speaker 1: up with. These are the only things that Max legs,
- 1:52Speaker 1: the only things. Honestly, the only thing is a pretty
- 1:57Speaker 1: big VENN diagram though the piece of the it's like,
- 2:00Speaker 1: you know, I really like that you guys have curling
- 2:02Speaker 1: and sports separate and not a sport. Currently you're telling me,
- 2:08Speaker 1: are you serious? Well, no, you know, after today's episode,
- 2:11Speaker 1: I think you might have a little bit of a
- 2:13Speaker 1: different opinion about that. Let's sets. But it wasn't adopted
- 2:19Speaker 1: in the Olympics until nineteen, which I was not aware of.
- 2:22Speaker 1: It's it's a relatively recent edition and has picked up
- 2:25Speaker 1: a lot of steam, I think largely because it's so
- 2:28Speaker 1: incomprehensible to the casual observer. Yeah, it's kind of like
- 2:32Speaker 1: it's I would put curling there with cricket. It's one
- 2:35Speaker 1: of those It's one of those sports that you can
- 2:38Speaker 1: watch and not understand unless you are aware of the rules.
- 2:43Speaker 1: Otherwise a lot of the movements and strategies may not
- 2:46Speaker 1: make a ton of sense. So with being a curling
- 2:51Speaker 1: new beat myself. We're grateful for the chance to learn
- 2:54Speaker 1: here and dive into some of the ridiculous history. They
- 2:59Speaker 1: said it surre hounding this sport, and Max you had
- 3:02Speaker 1: opened up with a great point about the Winter Olympics,
- 3:05Speaker 1: where he said, yes, they have some pretty ridiculous sports,
- 3:09Speaker 1: including stuff in the past like ski during which is
- 3:14Speaker 1: you describe it as water skiing on snow with a
- 3:17Speaker 1: horse instead of a boat. And then uh, you got
- 3:21Speaker 1: a couple of others here as well. Give it to Max.
- 3:24Speaker 1: These are these are your fines. I was not aware
- 3:27Speaker 1: of a single one of these, except maybe the skiing
- 3:30Speaker 1: one with the gun, but I think I may have
- 3:31Speaker 1: just seen that in the James Bond movie and sort
- 3:33Speaker 1: of like, uh, corelated those two things into one. But
- 3:37Speaker 1: I don't think they're related. I mean, I gotta, I
- 3:39Speaker 1: gotta mid like when it came through scioraging and bandy.
- 3:42Speaker 1: I had never heard of these either. But there's like banding,
- 3:45Speaker 1: which is like weird. It's described as a weird hybrid
- 3:49Speaker 1: of hockey and soccer on ice, so it's like it's
- 3:53Speaker 1: not it's like field hockey on eyes. That's what I
- 3:55Speaker 1: heard people say which it brings up the questions like
- 3:57Speaker 1: when field hockey on ice just bet ice hockey, but
- 4:01Speaker 1: I don't know that's what it was now. But the
- 4:03Speaker 1: weird one I found it was ski ballet. It's like
- 4:05Speaker 1: ballet while you're on skis, like you're like putting your
- 4:08Speaker 1: pole in the ground doing flips and stuff. I don't know,
- 4:10Speaker 1: it's really weird. Is it synchronized like swimming or is
- 4:13Speaker 1: it more a lone wolf thing. I think it's the
- 4:16Speaker 1: lone wolf thing. I think it lasted to the nineties.
- 4:19Speaker 1: I think it was in the Olympics in the nineties,
- 4:21Speaker 1: but it's not around anymore. But you know, we still
- 4:22Speaker 1: have biathlete and with personal favorite of mine, where you're
- 4:25Speaker 1: literally skiing across the country and then you stopped to
- 4:28Speaker 1: just shoot things like what like targets or squirrels or like,
- 4:32Speaker 1: you know, snow I mean, I think snow men would
- 4:35Speaker 1: be cool, but you know, I said, I said snow
- 4:37Speaker 1: birds now, but snow men would probably be less gory.
- 4:40Speaker 1: But yeah, I like that idea, a little snow men
- 4:43Speaker 1: kind of posing as like Nazi or something like that.
- 4:45Speaker 1: That's where again I'm James bonding, and again I'm trying
- 4:47Speaker 1: to bonding in again. We also did a pretty great
- 4:50Speaker 1: episode about uh skiing attacks. Remember that heist. Yeah, so
- 4:56Speaker 1: I think that's where our minds are going. I'm cornslating
- 5:00Speaker 1: several things right now. Oh that's I mean, that's great.
- 5:02Speaker 1: That's that's the that's the result of our beautiful minds
- 5:06Speaker 1: at play a long time ridiculous historians. You've probably heard
- 5:10Speaker 1: ever since Max joined us to class up the show
- 5:14Speaker 1: occasional references to his his love of and fascination with curling.
- 5:21Speaker 1: To give you the long and short of this, there
- 5:24Speaker 1: are two teams in every game. Each team has four players.
- 5:28Speaker 1: They take turns throwing rocks down a long, thin sheet
- 5:33Speaker 1: of ice, and then other people on their teams take
- 5:36Speaker 1: these broom ish tools and they start sweeping the ice. Matt,
- 5:42Speaker 1: you also note there is a lot of yelling in curling,
- 5:47Speaker 1: and you've been on record saying sometimes you think it
- 5:50Speaker 1: it doesn't get the respect it deserves. So today we're
- 5:54Speaker 1: going to correct that. But I think maybe Noll, first
- 5:57Speaker 1: we gotta talk about some of the some of the rules.
- 6:00Speaker 1: I had no idea how this stuff worked until honestly,
- 6:03Speaker 1: until I started hanging out with Max, totally no I'
- 6:06Speaker 1: mean either um, and again, because it's one of these
- 6:08Speaker 1: things where you know baseball, you can kind of get
- 6:12Speaker 1: it watching it for a little while with a little
- 6:15Speaker 1: bit of background knowledge. Football maybe a little less. So
- 6:18Speaker 1: I still don't understand quite how football wars. What is
- 6:20Speaker 1: it down? I don't even know. Somebody rights and let
- 6:23Speaker 1: me know. But curling, it's it's this very interesting, almost
- 6:27Speaker 1: ritualistic activity and it is a little hard to kind
- 6:30Speaker 1: of suss what is going on. So we're gonna do
- 6:33Speaker 1: you all a solid and give you uh curling one
- 6:36Speaker 1: oh one straight from the NBC Olympics website actually, as
- 6:41Speaker 1: as the source Max found for this, and they should
- 6:43Speaker 1: know because it's one of the most popular Winter Olympic sports.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Um in the game. Yeah, yeah, so everybody throws two
- 6:52Speaker 1: stones any game there. There aren't any people who only sweep.
- 6:57Speaker 1: There aren't any any people who only throw stones. The
- 7:02Speaker 1: stones are pretty heavy too. Don't think about hockey puck.
- 7:05Speaker 1: These bad boys are like forty two pounds. They're pure granite.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Always thought the stones were a little more bluesy than heavy.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Ben never mind. Yeah, it's a music joke. Yeah, there's
- 7:19Speaker 1: a music joke. Yes, thank you. The the these teams.
- 7:24Speaker 1: Like we said, they take turns throwing these stones down
- 7:27Speaker 1: this sheet of ice, which is about a d fifty
- 7:30Speaker 1: ft or traditionally and then what they're what they're trying
- 7:33Speaker 1: to do is like it's almost like that game where
- 7:35Speaker 1: you toss a coin at a wall or a baseboard
- 7:39Speaker 1: and try to get closest to the wall. Or maybe
- 7:42Speaker 1: it's almost like cornhole. If if you guys remember that
- 7:45Speaker 1: they're trying to get the stones inside the circular rings
- 7:49Speaker 1: that are called the house, the house, the house of
- 7:53Speaker 1: the sliding rings. They call that. I would be the
- 7:56Speaker 1: name of the kung Fu movie or the folk song
- 7:58Speaker 1: about curling. You know, it reminds me of you're right
- 8:00Speaker 1: about the corn corn hoole um, which is a name
- 8:03Speaker 1: with the so silly that I hate to even say
- 8:05Speaker 1: it out loud. It is fun, though, it's fun, you know,
- 8:07Speaker 1: backyard game UM can fold up into a nice little
- 8:10Speaker 1: portable suitcase situation with all your bags and your little
- 8:13Speaker 1: hole UM. But I think of Max, I want to
- 8:16Speaker 1: check you on this um game called the tonk also
- 8:20Speaker 1: known as bocci ball, where it's about it's about proximity
- 8:24Speaker 1: to a peg. So is there's a there's like a
- 8:26Speaker 1: rash of these backyard kind of proximity games or like
- 8:29Speaker 1: horseshoes where you can knock somebody else's thing and the
- 8:32Speaker 1: closest with the slideyness of it all. I was so
- 8:35Speaker 1: ship curling with shuffleboard. Yes, you know, you actually got
- 8:38Speaker 1: like the examples we give to people when they're asking,
- 8:40Speaker 1: it's like scoring wise, it's botch ball, um like play style,
- 8:44Speaker 1: like what it looks like, it's shovel board. But actually, ben,
- 8:46Speaker 1: I really like yours about cornhole, because that's that's really good.
- 8:49Speaker 1: The only difference is cornhole is scored differently. Botch Ball
- 8:52Speaker 1: score wise is the closest, all right, and we know
- 8:56Speaker 1: that there are When it comes to curling, there are
- 9:00Speaker 1: a couple of very key beginning rules. First rule, don't
- 9:04Speaker 1: talk about curling kidding. The first rule is first rule.
- 9:09Speaker 1: The longest time nobody did that was a rule that
- 9:11Speaker 1: was not a problem until came around and changed the game.
- 9:15Speaker 1: We're about to get where we may be in danger
- 9:18Speaker 1: from big curling folks. This might be the stuff they
- 9:20Speaker 1: don't want you to know. Different show. The first rule
- 9:24Speaker 1: is the rings mark how close your stone is to
- 9:29Speaker 1: that sweet spot in the middle. They don't mark how
- 9:31Speaker 1: much your shot is worth. So every stone inside that
- 9:35Speaker 1: ring is worth one point. And this means that if
- 9:39Speaker 1: a stone is barely touching the furthest circle, it is
- 9:43Speaker 1: still worth the same amount of points as a stone
- 9:46Speaker 1: directly in the middle, directly on the button. Give me
- 9:49Speaker 1: just say it to you. You just said it been
- 9:51Speaker 1: like in the way people would say it as a phrase,
- 9:53Speaker 1: but on the button. You ever heard someone say that
- 9:55Speaker 1: for like getting something just right? Max, that's a curling reference,
- 9:59Speaker 1: or is or the others are just kind of like
- 10:01Speaker 1: parallel parallel. I have no idea, so I'm gonna stay
- 10:04Speaker 1: with the curling reference, and everything comes from curling. Everything, Max, ever,
- 10:10Speaker 1: is a curling reference that we just didn't get for
- 10:13Speaker 1: like years, which is reframings of conversations. So each game,
- 10:18Speaker 1: you know, I'm talking about downs. I know what a
- 10:20Speaker 1: down is, guys, I'm just playing up my sports idiocy.
- 10:24Speaker 1: But an end is what it's called in curling. It's
- 10:28Speaker 1: sort of like an inning in baseball. Or I guess, well,
- 10:31Speaker 1: I guess in football there's a quarter and then the
- 10:32Speaker 1: quarter is divided into downs. Is that right? Downs are
- 10:36Speaker 1: like the thing first down, second down, third down, and
- 10:38Speaker 1: that's the end of the quarter. Is am I right
- 10:40Speaker 1: about that? Max? Kind of it's yeah, it's like a down. Yeah,
- 10:46Speaker 1: thank you. It makes no sense and it does have
- 10:50Speaker 1: by the way, a dubious fact about American football, it
- 10:55Speaker 1: has the worst commercial to play ratios of any sport
- 11:01Speaker 1: uh in history by a wide margin. But a down
- 11:04Speaker 1: is like when a team as possession of a ball.
- 11:08Speaker 1: So if team Max Max just picking animal, it doesn't
- 11:12Speaker 1: matter podcasts. Okay, So if the Maximilian Bobcats are playing
- 11:17Speaker 1: the Casey La Bushes and the Bobcats have the ball
- 11:22Speaker 1: and they're trying to they're trying to get to the
- 11:24Speaker 1: end zone and make a score, then they can they
- 11:28Speaker 1: It's kind of like they get four chances to get
- 11:31Speaker 1: it across the field if they like, if they fumble
- 11:34Speaker 1: or they like get you know, fifteen yards forward before
- 11:37Speaker 1: they get tackled, then that's like first down and right,
- 11:41Speaker 1: But aren't aren't the aren't there? Isn't the game delineated
- 11:44Speaker 1: into a series? I mean, if that's their chances, then
- 11:47Speaker 1: it goes to the other side and then they get
- 11:48Speaker 1: a number of chances and then that ends a portion
- 11:51Speaker 1: of the game. Or are they unrelated? So it's time based.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Football is comic conglomeration of multiple like sports is rules
- 11:57Speaker 1: and stuff. It's a later sports, so it's got a
- 11:59Speaker 1: lot like you can see, like I got a lot
- 12:01Speaker 1: of soccer, and then like other sports who have evolved
- 12:04Speaker 1: from soccer, like hockey and stuff like that. But it's
- 12:08Speaker 1: it's all a metaphor for war anyways. It's a metaphor
- 12:12Speaker 1: for napoleotic warfare. And I think maybe that's why football
- 12:16Speaker 1: is so popular. But alstilly Whiten doesn't do it for me.
- 12:18Speaker 1: And the more I read about curling, Max, and the
- 12:21Speaker 1: more I mean, I give you a little guff about
- 12:22Speaker 1: it out of love, but it just seems like a
- 12:25Speaker 1: pretty chill, peaceful kind of sport, like I mean, because
- 12:27Speaker 1: you're you're helping each other out. It's team base. You're
- 12:30Speaker 1: not really fighting each other, You're just fighting against the
- 12:32Speaker 1: the ice, you know, and gravity. It seems meditative, which
- 12:36Speaker 1: I think is what I like about it. So once
- 12:39Speaker 1: all these shots have been thrown, you get to the
- 12:43Speaker 1: scoring portion. You calculate scores by looking at the closest
- 12:46Speaker 1: stones to the button. Whichever team has the closest shot
- 12:51Speaker 1: to the center gets one point, and if that team
- 12:54Speaker 1: has the second closest shot, they get two points, and
- 12:57Speaker 1: if they have the third closest they get three, and
- 13:00Speaker 1: on and on. But if the opposing team has a
- 13:05Speaker 1: shot closer, then that's where scoring stops. So like, if
- 13:10Speaker 1: Team Ghostbusters got the closest thing, they would get a point.
- 13:14Speaker 1: But then if their opponent, Team Police Academy had the
- 13:17Speaker 1: second closest, they would just get one point. We were
- 13:27Speaker 1: talking off air, some of our fellow ridiculous historians maybe saying, guys,
- 13:31Speaker 1: what's what's the history here? You're telling us about the
- 13:34Speaker 1: rules of curling, and I think you're doing a great job,
- 13:37Speaker 1: hopefully that's what you're saying to us, But what what
- 13:40Speaker 1: about the history? I suggest we take just a second
- 13:43Speaker 1: for a moment with Max. Here. Max, let's do some
- 13:46Speaker 1: personal ridiculous history. How did you get involved in this
- 13:49Speaker 1: whole curling thing to begin with? Did you invent curling? No,
- 13:53Speaker 1: curling very much predates me, you and even nol and
- 13:59Speaker 1: even Matt like you know, way before us. But um so,
- 14:03Speaker 1: I am like from Atlanta, this is my home, but
- 14:06Speaker 1: I was actually born in Detroit. I moved here when
- 14:08Speaker 1: I was six. And here's the thing about living in
- 14:10Speaker 1: Detroit at least in the nineties, is you got Canadian
- 14:12Speaker 1: public television? What do you think Canadian public television showed
- 14:16Speaker 1: all the time curling and kids in the Hall reruns?
- 14:18Speaker 1: Probably in the hall, Yeah, in the hall. Yeah, we
- 14:23Speaker 1: got the entire box set, like a room over from here.
- 14:25Speaker 1: But um, I remember like watching curling as a kid
- 14:28Speaker 1: and being like, oh, it's so cool. Then I moved
- 14:30Speaker 1: down to Atlanta and then there was nothing, like no
- 14:33Speaker 1: one had even heard of it. I mean, granted, there's
- 14:34Speaker 1: not really nice sports down Atlanta for people who don't know,
- 14:37Speaker 1: Atlanta is really hot, and so I mean I've alway's
- 14:42Speaker 1: just been something, especially because of the Olympics. And then
- 14:43Speaker 1: it's like, you know, got more popular, and like the
- 14:45Speaker 1: two thousands and tens got more popular, and then I
- 14:48Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, let's get into the sport. Why
- 14:50Speaker 1: don't we try to figure out how to play this sport?
- 14:52Speaker 1: All right? Max, Now that we have a little bit
- 14:54Speaker 1: of your personal curling history, which I don't know, it's
- 14:57Speaker 1: just you guys. You your family, man, I'll tell you
- 14:59Speaker 1: you and your other Alex who composed this banging bob uh,
- 15:02Speaker 1: your parents, You're all like very interesting people who have
- 15:06Speaker 1: very interesting and sort of off the beaten path hobbies
- 15:09Speaker 1: and and interests. I mean, your brother has a whole
- 15:12Speaker 1: podcast about that called Ephemeral that you work on. It's
- 15:15Speaker 1: just about like just odd pieces of esoterica throughout culture
- 15:19Speaker 1: and history and things that would otherwise kind of go unnoticed.
- 15:23Speaker 1: You and your family are people that notice that kind
- 15:25Speaker 1: of stuff, and I think it's really cool And this
- 15:27Speaker 1: is a great example. It would take a special person
- 15:30Speaker 1: to see such a strange and and uh esoteric kind
- 15:34Speaker 1: of sport that on the onset doesn't seem particularly inviting
- 15:37Speaker 1: and be like, no, I'm gonna find a way to
- 15:40Speaker 1: make this inviting. This is this speaks to me in
- 15:42Speaker 1: some way. Um, so kudos for that. But you wrote
- 15:45Speaker 1: up this amazing we're trying to trying to invite people
- 15:48Speaker 1: into the world of curling by starting off with getting
- 15:51Speaker 1: your head around some of the rules, and Max, you
- 15:53Speaker 1: wrote up this amazing scenario. Uh the scenario to to
- 15:57Speaker 1: to quick terrify it about like how how a round
- 16:00Speaker 1: of play would go? Can you walk us through that
- 16:03Speaker 1: and we'll kind of well, we'll help pull chime in
- 16:05Speaker 1: as needed. But you've got some very fun little hypothetical
- 16:08Speaker 1: uh team team names that I think will help everyone
- 16:11Speaker 1: really get get an understanding of how this goes down.
- 16:14Speaker 1: All right, So here I'm gonna set it up real quick.
- 16:17Speaker 1: So let's to say we have two teams. We have
- 16:18Speaker 1: a Team Noll and we have a Team Bend. So
- 16:21Speaker 1: Team Noll there's four people. Remember on these teams, there's
- 16:24Speaker 1: just four slightly different versions of Noels. So we got
- 16:27Speaker 1: Nerdy Doll, we got a biker Knoll, we got an
- 16:30Speaker 1: invisible Knoll, and we have a wizard Knoll. And now
- 16:34Speaker 1: we look over a Team Ben. It's just four identical Bends.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Like these are completely the same, all same, except maybe
- 16:40Speaker 1: very different hats or something like that. You know, Yeah,
- 16:43Speaker 1: each of Ben's hat incarnations Ben Ben sort of like
- 16:46Speaker 1: a multi hat kind of dude anyway, so it could
- 16:48Speaker 1: be each one of his like hat forms. Right, there's
- 16:51Speaker 1: the there's yeah, Ben, please the other one. You got
- 16:57Speaker 1: a really nice um kind of newsy hat you wear
- 16:59Speaker 1: some times that I really like. Sure, yes, and let's
- 17:02Speaker 1: go for it. So there's uh so okay, so these
- 17:06Speaker 1: these guys are head to head. They've played there first round,
- 17:11Speaker 1: right or excuse me, first end first hand? Yes, and
- 17:14Speaker 1: so after the first end, Team Noel has like the
- 17:17Speaker 1: first and the second closest shot to the center. So
- 17:20Speaker 1: at the end of this we totaled it up and boom,
- 17:22Speaker 1: two points for Team Noel. But now we're gonna go
- 17:24Speaker 1: to the second end. Now Here, at the end of
- 17:27Speaker 1: the second end, Team Ben has the closest shot, the
- 17:30Speaker 1: third closest shot, the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, and
- 17:33Speaker 1: ninth closest shot. But Team no after a magical shot
- 17:37Speaker 1: by Wizard Dole. We don't know how he did it,
- 17:40Speaker 1: but it was just I just made a sound effect
- 17:42Speaker 1: and just said pew, and everything just kind of fell
- 17:44Speaker 1: into place right, and so and how he lies the
- 17:47Speaker 1: second closest shot. So that's not eight points between Ben,
- 17:50Speaker 1: that is just one point because it is the order
- 17:52Speaker 1: or the shot rock. Whoever has the closest shot Rock
- 17:55Speaker 1: gets the point. Whoever a second gets two points. But
- 17:58Speaker 1: as soon as the other team has closer shot than
- 18:00Speaker 1: any of your other shots, bam cuts off scoring right there. Now,
- 18:04Speaker 1: isn't that how it goes in shuffle board too? Or
- 18:06Speaker 1: no um or maybe it's inbout you there. I know
- 18:09Speaker 1: there's that you mentioned the scoring being similar to one
- 18:11Speaker 1: of those games, and now I'm completely spacing on which
- 18:13Speaker 1: one it was, but that sounds familiar to ball. Okay,
- 18:17Speaker 1: so you kind of line up those shots, and the
- 18:20Speaker 1: moment somebody gets a superior shot to all those ones
- 18:23Speaker 1: that are laying on the field, than that is the
- 18:25Speaker 1: one that takes precedent, that is the one that takes
- 18:28Speaker 1: the cake. And I have a question for you, Max,
- 18:31Speaker 1: is it is it possible to knock other rocks out
- 18:36Speaker 1: of the way. Yes, it is, you can very much
- 18:38Speaker 1: do so. I mean there are certain rules like the
- 18:40Speaker 1: free guard zone, so like certain shots early on in
- 18:43Speaker 1: the end, you can't take those up because those are
- 18:45Speaker 1: set up to be like you know, stimulate like like
- 18:48Speaker 1: scoring and make the game more exciting and more strategic.
- 18:51Speaker 1: But let's just say no, as a shot in a
- 18:54Speaker 1: spot where you want it, you can take no shot
- 18:56Speaker 1: out and put your rock right there. Okay, So we've
- 18:59Speaker 1: and we've seen this happen with other other similar games
- 19:02Speaker 1: we've described. You also have pretty comprehensive list of rules
- 19:06Speaker 1: and roles which we can we can dive into maybe
- 19:10Speaker 1: along the way before you that can, Ben, can you
- 19:13Speaker 1: tell me what other hats your your clones were wearing.
- 19:15Speaker 1: I just have to know. I want to picture this. Sure. Yeah,
- 19:19Speaker 1: one is a astronaut helmet. One is a Jason Vorhees mask,
- 19:25Speaker 1: but it's put up, you know, uh so itinically qualifies
- 19:29Speaker 1: as a hat. Okay, so we've got we got were
- 19:31Speaker 1: four players, right, four players per team, which we're gonna
- 19:33Speaker 1: get get into with the roles in a second. So
- 19:36Speaker 1: we've got the lead, the second, the vice skip, and
- 19:40Speaker 1: the skip. I'm gonna say that baseball hat Ben is
- 19:43Speaker 1: the lead, Newsy hat Ben is the second, astronaut helmet
- 19:46Speaker 1: Ben is the vice skip, and the skip is Jason
- 19:50Speaker 1: Vorhees top of head hat wearing Ben. So these are
- 19:55Speaker 1: these are all important roles and they all do those
- 19:57Speaker 1: things as they're sort of title. But they also are
- 20:00Speaker 1: shooters too, Max correct, Yes, everyone shoots two stones. He
- 20:04Speaker 1: kind of going that way, and each person has like
- 20:05Speaker 1: a different objective with what they're trying to do. So
- 20:08Speaker 1: like the leads trying to set up and like you know,
- 20:11Speaker 1: build out for strategy, while at the second and vice
- 20:13Speaker 1: skip or more like, okay, we gotta either correct misshots
- 20:17Speaker 1: from previous people or you know, mess with the other
- 20:19Speaker 1: team strategy because you can't let the other team get ahead,
- 20:21Speaker 1: and the skip at the very ends, it's like, Okay,
- 20:23Speaker 1: I have to fine tune this so our strategy can
- 20:27Speaker 1: do is or bail out the team. So it's kind
- 20:29Speaker 1: of all that, and everyone does different things, like some
- 20:31Speaker 1: people sweep, some people call shots, some people sweep and
- 20:34Speaker 1: call shots at the vice skip. It's a lot. It's
- 20:36Speaker 1: like going on. Also, the I like how you noted
- 20:40Speaker 1: the second is in one curler's opinion the bag man
- 20:45Speaker 1: of the team is that curler you is it your opinion?
- 20:50Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna say who this one curlier
- 20:53Speaker 1: that we're always getting an opinion from is, but you know,
- 20:56Speaker 1: it may or may not be me. I will not deny,
- 20:58Speaker 1: but I will not confirm. Bagman meaning you're like carrying
- 21:02Speaker 1: water for the whole team, or like you're you're the
- 21:05Speaker 1: guy that's sort of like cannon fodder or something. You
- 21:09Speaker 1: can always trust the bagman to do the job, to
- 21:11Speaker 1: do the job. I see, I see, I see, I see.
- 21:13Speaker 1: I think my understanding of what a bagman actually means
- 21:16Speaker 1: is always fluctuating over time. The skip, though, I like
- 21:20Speaker 1: because the idea it makes me think of like a skipper,
- 21:22Speaker 1: like like the captain of a ship, and you know,
- 21:25Speaker 1: this is a vaguely water adjacent sport. You are on
- 21:28Speaker 1: water just happens to be frozen and you're sailing kind
- 21:31Speaker 1: of a vessel, you know, in the stone. So and
- 21:33Speaker 1: I mean maybe you don't know, but do you think
- 21:35Speaker 1: that is the skip referring to the action of play
- 21:39Speaker 1: like skipping a rock or something like that, or is
- 21:41Speaker 1: a skip like the skipper reference like someone who's directing
- 21:45Speaker 1: and guiding, you know, a team. I would probably say
- 21:48Speaker 1: it's the latter. I think it probably comes from that.
- 21:51Speaker 1: That would make the most sense to me. Yeah, there's
- 21:53Speaker 1: a there are many other factors that play into this.
- 21:56Speaker 1: There are a lot of other rules like the clock,
- 21:58Speaker 1: the hogline, player substitutions, etcetera, including the free guard zone
- 22:04Speaker 1: that you had you had mentioned earlier, Max, But we've
- 22:07Speaker 1: given you the basics here, so now we're gonna dive
- 22:10Speaker 1: into the history. Despite the rumors that are everywhere on
- 22:15Speaker 1: Twitter in the internet. Uh, Max Williams, by his own admission,
- 22:19Speaker 1: did not event curling. It was according to the World
- 22:23Speaker 1: Curling Federation. It is, like we said, one of the
- 22:27Speaker 1: oldest extant team sports. You can see references to it
- 22:32Speaker 1: all the way back in like paintings from Flemish folks
- 22:36Speaker 1: such as Peter Briegel. In one of his paints in particular,
- 22:39Speaker 1: there's a frozen pond with people playing on it. Most
- 22:42Speaker 1: of them are ice skating, but if you look at
- 22:44Speaker 1: the towards the bottom of the painting, you'll see there
- 22:47Speaker 1: are people who have what are clearly curling rocks and
- 22:51Speaker 1: they're throwing them down the ice. And sometimes that's the
- 22:53Speaker 1: way we get historical contexts and paintings, little images of
- 22:56Speaker 1: things that were like enough in the parlance of a
- 22:59Speaker 1: period it that they were worthy to be incorporated into
- 23:03Speaker 1: a beautiful scene of you know, outdoorsy frolicking and whatnot.
- 23:09Speaker 1: We also have early written examples of curling from the
- 23:12Speaker 1: literary work of the Scottish writer John McQuinn. He wrote
- 23:16Speaker 1: a protocol book where he recorded a challenge between John Sclator,
- 23:22Speaker 1: who was a monk at an abbey, and Gavin Hamilton's,
- 23:25Speaker 1: who represented the abbot uh And not much as known
- 23:29Speaker 1: about the actual match how things, you know, turned out,
- 23:32Speaker 1: but it is known that Slator apparently through a rock
- 23:35Speaker 1: or a stone down a sheet device three times and
- 23:37Speaker 1: then asserted that he was ready that's that's the the
- 23:41Speaker 1: impression that we got, uh yeah, and it makes sense,
- 23:44Speaker 1: like if you're in a part of the world where
- 23:46Speaker 1: you have where water freezes, you know, seasonally, people start
- 23:50Speaker 1: to figure out ways of enjoying it, whether it be
- 23:52Speaker 1: like you know, attaching uh, steel blades to the bottles
- 23:56Speaker 1: of shoes like the Dutch, or like cutting holes in
- 23:58Speaker 1: the ice to to try catch fish. You know, you realize,
- 24:02Speaker 1: like skipping a stone down a creek, that you can
- 24:04Speaker 1: slide a stone on a frozen creek or a frozen
- 24:07Speaker 1: lake or a frozen pond. And then, you know, humans
- 24:10Speaker 1: like to make things more complicated and start to institute
- 24:13Speaker 1: rules and all of that stuff, and like the old
- 24:15Speaker 1: tradition of anything, you start getting variations and things that
- 24:19Speaker 1: start to get picked up, and when people start to
- 24:21Speaker 1: kind of adopt the ones they like the best, and
- 24:24Speaker 1: the winners kind of rise to the top in terms
- 24:26Speaker 1: of like the rules, and then before you know it,
- 24:28Speaker 1: you got yourself sport, right yeah. And this is a
- 24:31Speaker 1: bit of a mysterious sport because, like a lot of
- 24:34Speaker 1: old sports, there are controversies and contradicting claims about its genesis.
- 24:42Speaker 1: We don't know a ton about the early beginnings now,
- 24:46Speaker 1: but it's widely believed Scotland is the birthplace of the sport.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Scotland is definitely home to the first recognized curling clubs, right,
- 24:56Speaker 1: associations of curling enthusiasts. The two big ones are the
- 24:59Speaker 1: Kills Curling Club. They say they're the oldest and their
- 25:03Speaker 1: ponds or their club was established in seventeen sixteen, but
- 25:07Speaker 1: people have been playing there since the fifteen hundreds. And
- 25:11Speaker 1: then there's the kin Ross Curling Club who disagrees. They
- 25:17Speaker 1: were established in sixteen sixty eight and they say they're
- 25:20Speaker 1: one of the oldest, if not the oldest. So if
- 25:22Speaker 1: those two groups ever play matches together, I imagine that
- 25:26Speaker 1: rivalry is legendary. It is true though it's it's a
- 25:30Speaker 1: very old sport. It didn't actually have formal rules for
- 25:36Speaker 1: a long time for a couple of centuries, right, it
- 25:38Speaker 1: was like a house rules or this is how we
- 25:40Speaker 1: played in our pond. Yeah, I mean even today they're
- 25:43Speaker 1: like regional or just different kind of like variations of
- 25:47Speaker 1: like simple card games. And of course for a game
- 25:49Speaker 1: like curling that was very much founded based on conditions
- 25:53Speaker 1: in certain parts of the world, that makes absolute sense.
- 25:56Speaker 1: So in eighteen thirty eight we started to see a
- 25:58Speaker 1: bit more of a catification of the rules of curling
- 26:02Speaker 1: when we saw the Grand Caledonian Curling Club, Uh, that's
- 26:08Speaker 1: a mouthful, become kind of the authority on curling in
- 26:12Speaker 1: the same way you might have like the n C
- 26:14Speaker 1: Double A or whatever, you know, different divisions of of
- 26:17Speaker 1: basketball or football. You know, again when I don't even
- 26:21Speaker 1: know which one that is, because I'm not a sports guy,
- 26:24Speaker 1: but the g C c C or G Triple C is,
- 26:27Speaker 1: how I'm gonna say, is that thing for curling And
- 26:30Speaker 1: it was established in Edinburgh, Scotland in eighteen thirty eight.
- 26:33Speaker 1: The G Triple C really did later, I mean again,
- 26:36Speaker 1: early on. It certainly helped establish, like, you know, unified
- 26:40Speaker 1: sets of rules, but it really did become the kind
- 26:43Speaker 1: of end all, be all epicenter of the curling universe. Uh.
- 26:46Speaker 1: In eighteen forty two they put on a formal curling
- 26:49Speaker 1: demonstration for Queen Victoria and she was delighted and amused.
- 26:53Speaker 1: She was so amazed by the performance. The next year
- 26:56Speaker 1: she gave the club her permission to change the name
- 26:58Speaker 1: to the Royal Caledonian Curling Club instead of grant she
- 27:03Speaker 1: can get an upgrade to Royal and honestly, we probably
- 27:05Speaker 1: could do a whole episode on this club alone. They
- 27:09Speaker 1: literally have the title the mother Club of curling. That's
- 27:12Speaker 1: their historical kind of honorific from the World Curling Federation,
- 27:16Speaker 1: which is the thing now that sort of maybe took
- 27:18Speaker 1: their place a bit, But for those who are curious,
- 27:21Speaker 1: you can check into their activities to this day on
- 27:25Speaker 1: their website Royal Caledonian Curling Club dot org dot org. Yeah,
- 27:31Speaker 1: and now as people from Scotland begin to move to
- 27:35Speaker 1: other parts of the world where there's still cold weather,
- 27:38Speaker 1: we see curling become a global phenomenon. We're looking particularly
- 27:43Speaker 1: at Scandinavian countries, the US, even parts of New Zealand,
- 27:47Speaker 1: but no country caught curling fever with quite the same
- 27:53Speaker 1: ardor as Canada. They are believed currently to have over
- 27:57Speaker 1: one thousand separate curling clubs, and by way of contrast
- 28:02Speaker 1: their neighbors to the south, the US has about a
- 28:05Speaker 1: hundred and eighty five, and that number marks a huge
- 28:08Speaker 1: increase over time. We said earlier the Olympics brought curling
- 28:19Speaker 1: to even more of a international stage in when they
- 28:23Speaker 1: became an official sport there, but it wasn't the first
- 28:27Speaker 1: time the Olympics actually featured curling. In nineteen twenty four,
- 28:33Speaker 1: there was a kind of exhibition men's curling competition, just
- 28:38Speaker 1: for anybody who likes to hold a regional Olympic grudge.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Great Britain got the gold, Sweden got silver, and France
- 28:47Speaker 1: got the bronze. These medals would later be awarded in
- 28:53Speaker 1: two thousand and six. It took him a second. Just
- 28:55Speaker 1: say it took him a second. And you know, ridiculous
- 28:57Speaker 1: history where the last people to talk about out doing
- 29:01Speaker 1: things a little late. We celebrate birthdays about four months later.
- 29:04Speaker 1: We'll get to a Christmas episode sometime in June. We
- 29:07Speaker 1: get it. But I wanted to ask Max, do you
- 29:10Speaker 1: know why there was this? Did Was this like a
- 29:14Speaker 1: retroactive reward or awards ceremony? Yeah? I think it was.
- 29:18Speaker 1: If I remember when I was reading it on the
- 29:20Speaker 1: World Curling Federations website, it was a kind of exhibition
- 29:24Speaker 1: sport deemed at the time it was like we were
- 29:26Speaker 1: just showing this off, but then later on they deemed
- 29:28Speaker 1: it was actually a full sport. And at that Olympics,
- 29:32Speaker 1: and I don't think demonstration or exhibitions formally get medals
- 29:36Speaker 1: usually at least at that time, they didn't, so they
- 29:40Speaker 1: were recognized retroactively as legit in the Olympics at that time.
- 29:45Speaker 1: And there are all sorts of sports in the Olympics
- 29:48Speaker 1: that aren't maybe common spectator sports outside of that, right,
- 29:52Speaker 1: Like there's you're rarely going to see a local pole
- 29:56Speaker 1: vaulting club do a bunch of you know, like have
- 30:00Speaker 1: big to do. But the opposite is true as well.
- 30:02Speaker 1: There are a lot of very popular sports that aren't
- 30:04Speaker 1: really part of the Olympics. And not being in the
- 30:08Speaker 1: Olympics doesn't necessarily stop a sports popularity, right. We know
- 30:13Speaker 1: that In nineteen fifty nine, Scotland and Canada formed what
- 30:16Speaker 1: they called the Scotch Cup. Uh it's tasty, you guys,
- 30:23Speaker 1: fans of Scotch eggs. I yeah, it's a good Yeah,
- 30:26Speaker 1: it's not to like you know, you know, I used
- 30:29Speaker 1: to be weirded out by hard boiled eggs when I
- 30:31Speaker 1: was younger. Um, I think it's just that happens as
- 30:34Speaker 1: you get older. You just start to like heard hard
- 30:35Speaker 1: boiled eggs and what's not to like with wrapping it
- 30:37Speaker 1: and sausage and deep frying louise, I mean frying things
- 30:41Speaker 1: fixes them, that's true. And most situated scotch cup is
- 30:44Speaker 1: just a cup of scotch though. That's mine, okay, right on,
- 30:48Speaker 1: I like my Scotch in this in this old plastic
- 30:53Speaker 1: cup from the Olympics. I still have a cup from
- 30:55Speaker 1: the Olympics. My parents just paid so much for it.
- 30:58Speaker 1: I felt like we couldn't throw it away. Does have
- 31:01Speaker 1: is He on it? Is that his name? The weird
- 31:02Speaker 1: little does? Yeah? Yeah it does that little watcherman call
- 31:07Speaker 1: it of an idea? Yes, yeah for anyone that doesn't
- 31:11Speaker 1: isn't in the know? Atlanta host of the Olympics that year,
- 31:13Speaker 1: and then we like, I don't know, they probably paid
- 31:15Speaker 1: somebody gazillion dollars to design this stupid little blue cartoon
- 31:18Speaker 1: character named is He that was like this little yeah,
- 31:21Speaker 1: look at me, he can do spirit kind of little
- 31:24Speaker 1: pixie or something and just uh, in one defense, they
- 31:30Speaker 1: told the designer they wanted it to be something that
- 31:33Speaker 1: no one would know what it is, that was purposeful
- 31:37Speaker 1: and incorporating. Yeah. I don't think they designed or knows,
- 31:41Speaker 1: but but you know, his mascots go, this guy was
- 31:45Speaker 1: not the worst mascot anyhow. He probably didn't play curling
- 31:49Speaker 1: because those were not Winter Olympics. Still, it's a tough
- 31:52Speaker 1: job to make a mascot, and it's a tough job
- 31:55Speaker 1: to play any sort of sport. We do want to
- 31:58Speaker 1: note that there are several different I guess you would
- 32:02Speaker 1: say types of curling, right specialization. There's team curling that
- 32:07Speaker 1: has all male teams, all female identified teams juniors, there's
- 32:13Speaker 1: a wheelchair curling, and then there are what are called
- 32:16Speaker 1: mixed doubles. So this is definitely a sport that a
- 32:21Speaker 1: lot of people can get into and expect to do
- 32:24Speaker 1: reasonably well, right, which I would say also makes it
- 32:27Speaker 1: different from something like professional basketball or professional football. It
- 32:31Speaker 1: just seems like, I mean, it doesn't require you know,
- 32:34Speaker 1: feats of strength exactly. It's more feats of restraint, right,
- 32:38Speaker 1: It's like more about knowing exactly how much oomph to
- 32:42Speaker 1: give the thing when you're pushing it. And then I mean,
- 32:44Speaker 1: obviously it takes a little energy to scrub that ice
- 32:47Speaker 1: as you go. But Max, what do you think is
- 32:48Speaker 1: this a more accessible sport than say bob sledding or
- 32:52Speaker 1: you know, downhill slalom ng Oh, yes, most definitely. I
- 32:56Speaker 1: mean all you need for the sport is it's kind
- 32:58Speaker 1: of like a will a while hunt and just just
- 33:01Speaker 1: the experiment within. People are always like, what type a
- 33:03Speaker 1: shoeshout I wear? Like, don't need special shoes, It's like,
- 33:05Speaker 1: no normal shoes? Yeah, you got like any club you like?
- 33:08Speaker 1: Do you need a broom? Do you need the funniest ones?
- 33:10Speaker 1: I get asked like do I need to bring my
- 33:12Speaker 1: own stones? It's like eight of them for a team,
- 33:16Speaker 1: the forty two pounds a piece. Now you don't bring
- 33:18Speaker 1: your own stones? Nice? Yeah, Also no special shoes. Take
- 33:23Speaker 1: that bowling. That would be the other That would be
- 33:25Speaker 1: another sport where people would say you don't have to
- 33:28Speaker 1: be a certain body type to succeed. But we can't
- 33:31Speaker 1: conclude this episode without answering some of the big big questions.
- 33:35Speaker 1: These are questions I asked you very early on Max
- 33:38Speaker 1: when I found out about your fascination. Why is the
- 33:41Speaker 1: sport called curling? Other than describing the name, we haven't
- 33:46Speaker 1: explained this at all. So the reason why it's called
- 33:49Speaker 1: curling is because when you throw the stone, you either
- 33:52Speaker 1: turn the handle to the left or to the right
- 33:54Speaker 1: or clockwise counter clockwise, however you wish to prefer that,
- 33:57Speaker 1: and that causes the stone to curl that direction, so
- 34:01Speaker 1: it's not like you're just throwing stones straight. So let's
- 34:03Speaker 1: say there's a guard stone in the front of that
- 34:05Speaker 1: in front of the house, blocking stones behind it. You
- 34:07Speaker 1: can draw behind you can curl behind it that you
- 34:10Speaker 1: your stone behind that or I mean, it's very similar
- 34:13Speaker 1: in this English, right, putting English on a pool call
- 34:17Speaker 1: or putting spin on you know, any other kind of ball.
- 34:20Speaker 1: And that's and I was actually about a reference pool.
- 34:22Speaker 1: It's very someone that asked towards about angles, how can
- 34:24Speaker 1: I bounce these angles and position my stones? I mean,
- 34:27Speaker 1: what's really funny about the curling is it actually doesn't
- 34:30Speaker 1: make any sense because if you think about physics, if
- 34:33Speaker 1: it curls, if you're trying to curl it to the right,
- 34:34Speaker 1: it would go to the left. So curling stones actually
- 34:37Speaker 1: go the opposite direction of what they should. And no
- 34:40Speaker 1: one actually knows the answer to this because they're imbued
- 34:43Speaker 1: with wizard magic probably, I mean, and here's the funny things.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Do you ask a curl or we're like, oh, why
- 34:48Speaker 1: why does it do things? Like, I don't know. As
- 34:49Speaker 1: long as it curls the way I wanted to go,
- 34:51Speaker 1: then that's fine. Yeah, ok, Folk and also it's cool
- 34:57Speaker 1: that if you try to throw a stone straight with
- 35:02Speaker 1: no no spin on it, no curl, no english, then
- 35:06Speaker 1: it won't go straight. It'll just sort of go where
- 35:10Speaker 1: the ice wants, which is nuts because there is a
- 35:13Speaker 1: lot of science to this. And that gets us to
- 35:16Speaker 1: our next big question, what's the deal with the sweeping?
- 35:19Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in sixty minutes? What's the deal
- 35:21Speaker 1: was sweeping and curling? So the reason why you sweep
- 35:25Speaker 1: is curling ice is different from like hockey ice or
- 35:28Speaker 1: like figure skating ice, because that's just like flat, smooth,
- 35:31Speaker 1: perfect ice. You try to throw a curling stone on that,
- 35:33Speaker 1: it would go like three ft and stop and we'll
- 35:35Speaker 1: go a little further than that, but it wouldn't go well.
- 35:37Speaker 1: So what you do in curling is you like take
- 35:39Speaker 1: these little little device it looks like a ghost Buster
- 35:42Speaker 1: like backpack, and you put it on your back and
- 35:44Speaker 1: you spray this little like pebbles of ice on the sheet.
- 35:47Speaker 1: So it makes very little dust and that's what the
- 35:50Speaker 1: curling rocks slides on. And so the reason why you
- 35:54Speaker 1: sweep is if you sweep it, you're melting those little pebbles,
- 35:57Speaker 1: causing them to be even less friction for your stone
- 35:59Speaker 1: to go over, so it goes faster. And it was
- 36:01Speaker 1: going faster as less time to curl to go straight.
- 36:04Speaker 1: Or also, so let's say you have to get around
- 36:07Speaker 1: a guard. You sweep it, sweep it, sweep it, sweep it.
- 36:10Speaker 1: You get past the guard, you take off and just
- 36:11Speaker 1: slowly curls behind it. Interesting, Okay, so those folks who
- 36:16Speaker 1: are sweeping are doing something. It's not performance art. They're
- 36:21Speaker 1: not like making some commentary on the Industrial Revolution. I
- 36:24Speaker 1: always assumed they were doing something to help guide the
- 36:28Speaker 1: path of it or to like even like by by
- 36:31Speaker 1: by sweeping in a certain direction at a certain angle,
- 36:34Speaker 1: they could change the direction of the stone. Is that
- 36:37Speaker 1: accurate or no? So they claim they can do that,
- 36:41Speaker 1: but it's been a common joke that directional sweeping it
- 36:44Speaker 1: doesn't actually work. I mean you heard it. I heard
- 36:46Speaker 1: a lot on the past Olympics like, oh, they're sweeping
- 36:48Speaker 1: on that side for the directional and I think maybe
- 36:50Speaker 1: at an Olympic level with semi professional curlers, there's no
- 36:54Speaker 1: such thing really as a professional curler, and like, but
- 36:58Speaker 1: like professionally maintained ice maybe do it. But like you
- 37:01Speaker 1: go to a local curling club. There's no way in
- 37:03Speaker 1: hell you're gonna be able to direct it with your
- 37:05Speaker 1: sweeping Okay, unless you're somebody who like has a practice
- 37:10Speaker 1: ice sweeping drink at your house. Right, Okay, alright, goals,
- 37:18Speaker 1: let's make it happen. When we wrap this episode up,
- 37:20Speaker 1: maybe we take this history into the future and maybe
- 37:25Speaker 1: there are some of our fellow ridiculous historians who are asking, well,
- 37:28Speaker 1: this sounds cool. How can I start to become a curler,
- 37:33Speaker 1: A curlsman, a curl folk, myself, curler, curler? Okay, curls folk,
- 37:39Speaker 1: I like, but I respect your expertise here, Max. So these,
- 37:42Speaker 1: uh you mentioned there are these clubs that people can join.
- 37:48Speaker 1: How do you how do you get involved? What's going on? Well,
- 37:51Speaker 1: I mean, so like people think like, oh, there's probably
- 37:53Speaker 1: no curling clubs. There's a hundred and eighty five of them.
- 37:55Speaker 1: I believe that's what USA Curling says. Kros the United States,
- 37:59Speaker 1: and obviously like Minnesota, Michigan, New York, may and they
- 38:04Speaker 1: got a lot of them. But that does not mean
- 38:06Speaker 1: that like here on at the warmer states are excluded.
- 38:08Speaker 1: So there's three clubs in Tennessee. There's actually four in Florida,
- 38:12Speaker 1: and there's seven in California, including three in Los Angeles.
- 38:15Speaker 1: There's a lot of them. Wow. And you know, without
- 38:19Speaker 1: without putting you two on the spot, rumor has it,
- 38:22Speaker 1: there's even a curling club here in our fair metropolis
- 38:26Speaker 1: of Atlanta, Georgia. Yes, there is. There is the Atlanta
- 38:29Speaker 1: Curling Club located here in our fair metropolis, as you
- 38:33Speaker 1: have said, and they curl at the Atlanta Ice Forum.
- 38:37Speaker 1: And but I'll let you take the honors here. You
- 38:38Speaker 1: can read this Nextlanta have in the brief. It may
- 38:41Speaker 1: or may not have been co founded by our lovely superproducer,
- 38:46Speaker 1: the one, the amazing, the self described ungodly Maxwell James
- 38:51Speaker 1: William the first. I think we need a sound right now.
- 39:07Speaker 1: You just just just full name Max. I love that
- 39:11Speaker 1: is he in troubles. That's that's a quote for him. Also,
- 39:15Speaker 1: I like adding the first there that's classy first of
- 39:18Speaker 1: his name Maxwell. I'm gonna start using that. But yeah,
- 39:20Speaker 1: and also if you're ever interested, you just go to
- 39:22Speaker 1: the USA Curling and they have a fine club. Tool Kid,
- 39:26Speaker 1: We'll just show you the closest one. If you're near
- 39:28Speaker 1: any big metropolitan area, there's probably curling club in area,
- 39:31Speaker 1: and you too can become a part of the spirit
- 39:35Speaker 1: of curling, which is a very important concept unique to
- 39:39Speaker 1: the support. I mean, it's not unique to this sport.
- 39:41Speaker 1: It's called the spirit of curling. It's unique, but it embodies,
- 39:44Speaker 1: you know, the idea of respect to one another, of
- 39:48Speaker 1: people that are playing the sport, but also to the
- 39:50Speaker 1: sport itself. It's about skill and tradition, about executing shots well,
- 39:55Speaker 1: about taking joy in others and in their success. So
- 40:00Speaker 1: I really really is kind of I like the fact
- 40:02Speaker 1: that you're playing against other teams, but not like head
- 40:06Speaker 1: to head, like you know, clashing. You're just sort of
- 40:08Speaker 1: doing your own thing and then it all comes out
- 40:10Speaker 1: in the wash in terms of the scoring. Uh. This
- 40:13Speaker 1: is all from the World Curling Federation, by the way
- 40:16Speaker 1: that they describe the spirit of curling. Thus, like true
- 40:20Speaker 1: curler never attempts to distract opponents, nor to prevent them
- 40:24Speaker 1: from playing their best. It would prefer to lose rather
- 40:27Speaker 1: than to win unfairly. Curlers never knowingly break a rule
- 40:31Speaker 1: of the game, nor disrespect any of its traditions. Should
- 40:34Speaker 1: they become aware that this has been done inadvertently, they
- 40:37Speaker 1: would be the first to devolve the breach, which is
- 40:41Speaker 1: really you know, wholesome. And you can see this in
- 40:44Speaker 1: curling games where the opposing team will congratulate their rivals
- 40:50Speaker 1: on a really well done move, the every everybody on
- 40:53Speaker 1: the everybody on the ice will have that oh snap,
- 40:57Speaker 1: cool moments, which doesn't happen all the time and other sports.
- 41:01Speaker 1: So that's one of the reasons I think that we are,
- 41:05Speaker 1: at least I am a newly converted fan of curling.
- 41:08Speaker 1: And we hope that you enjoyed today's episode. Folks. This
- 41:12Speaker 1: may this may have been a little longer than usual,
- 41:15Speaker 1: but uh, there's a lot of love went into this
- 41:17Speaker 1: when a lot of and a lot of research too.
- 41:20Speaker 1: So for that we have to start by thinking the
- 41:23Speaker 1: super producer, the man, the myth, the legend, lover of sports,
- 41:26Speaker 1: lover of trains, curling and star trek, Mr Max Williams.
- 41:30Speaker 1: It has been an honor, Yes, it's been an honor
- 41:32Speaker 1: as well. It's been a lot of fun. Uh. You know,
- 41:34Speaker 1: any time I get a chance to talk about curling,
- 41:36Speaker 1: I like to take advantage of that. I know you do, buddy,
- 41:39Speaker 1: and now I at least am armed with the knowledge
- 41:41Speaker 1: to be able to properly engage with you on this um,
- 41:46Speaker 1: on this topic. So so next time you won't go
- 41:48Speaker 1: to sleep while the US is playing in a gold
- 41:50Speaker 1: medal match. What I'm sorry? Yes, true story, one story
- 41:53Speaker 1: I want to leave us with before we finally end this.
- 41:56Speaker 1: Back in twenty the United States one, they're only gold
- 42:00Speaker 1: medal and curling. It's when the John's Schuster led team
- 42:03Speaker 1: upset the favorite Sweden for the golden medal. This was
- 42:08Speaker 1: during the infamous hot tub trip. Then this is the
- 42:11Speaker 1: cabin trip, Mr Noel Brown. This is a trip he
- 42:15Speaker 1: drake that whiskey that he apologized for on Tuesday's episode.
- 42:19Speaker 1: He was there, the opportunity was there, but he opted
- 42:22Speaker 1: for sleep. Granted it was in Korea at the time,
- 42:25Speaker 1: and it was very, very very early in the morning
- 42:28Speaker 1: when I was watching this, but it was magical night,
- 42:32Speaker 1: magical night. Indeed, So ashamed, uh, not really ashamed at all.
- 42:36Speaker 1: I do not recall any of this, Max, but I
- 42:37Speaker 1: I believe your recollection, at least when curling is involved.
- 42:41Speaker 1: And I do apologize for drinking that fine bottle of whiskey,
- 42:43Speaker 1: but it was good and probably contributed to my sleepiness.
- 42:46Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie I end up during the rest
- 42:48Speaker 1: of it while during the match myself, it must have
- 42:50Speaker 1: been an awesome brunch moments a few hours later. With this,
- 42:55Speaker 1: we also of course want to thank our composer, Mr
- 42:58Speaker 1: Alex Williams. Check out his go with his brother Max
- 43:00Speaker 1: ephemeral When you get a chance, Thanks to Eve's Jeff Coat,
- 43:04Speaker 1: thanks to Christopher Hasciotis, and thanks to Jonathan Strickland. I
- 43:09Speaker 1: think this. I think participating in curling could probably do
- 43:12Speaker 1: a lot for that guy. Emotionally. I know he's really angry.
- 43:15Speaker 1: He's just so angry. We'll see you next time, folks.
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