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Fake Doctors Classic - 507: My Way Home · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: This is my last time in the closet this week.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm moving into my what Yeah, I'm moving into
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: an office actually too. Yeah, Oh it's not fancy. It's
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  Speaker 1: just me and my wife had organized the room to
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  Speaker 1: be our office, and so I'll no longer be in
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: a closet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, but it's I feel like everything's changing up because
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  Speaker 2: now I'm in New York City and you're going to
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  Speaker 2: come out of your closet. I hope we can make
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: the same magic.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: I'm hoping we make the same magic too. I got
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  Speaker 1: to tell you, guys something. I got two things to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Guys.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have anything to say to me now that
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  Speaker 2: I'm across the country. There's nothing you want to warm
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  Speaker 2: up with. You just want to move on to some
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: story about how your kid hit a goal.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I wasn't going to talk about my kid.
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  Speaker 2: You don't hit the second of all.
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, you don't hit no, well, no you don't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you kick it, you make it, Yeah, you don't. Just
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  Speaker 1: those things I gotta tell you, man. Uh. Sometime last week,
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  Speaker 1: my uh best friend got nominated for an Emmy. I
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: was like, what the cregerada?
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  Speaker 2: I know, I can't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe it, dude, you can't.
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  Speaker 2: I could believe it. Amazing, Donald, it was about me.
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  Speaker 2: It was about me. It all circled back to it
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  Speaker 2: was about me. No, I'm really, really, really thrilled. I
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  Speaker 2: have to say I will. You know, usually with those
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  Speaker 2: awards things, you they wake up at the crack of
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  Speaker 2: dawn because they come out so early. And when I
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  Speaker 2: didn't get a call, I was like, oh darn. I
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  Speaker 2: really was excited about it. And then I and then
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  Speaker 2: I woke up and I was reading the phone like,
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  Speaker 2: oh no, they don't get announced at eight thirty in
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  Speaker 2: the morning, and so I was like, I'm still in it.
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  Speaker 2: And no, I was thrilled. I was thrilled. I was
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  Speaker 2: running around and I got to go to dinner with
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  Speaker 2: Bill and uh and Brett and Hannah from the show
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  Speaker 2: who were in town for the premiere. Joelle, you went
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  Speaker 2: to the premiere and did you have fun?
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  Speaker 4: I had a glass let me tell you apple throws
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  Speaker 4: off party.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I love that.
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  Speaker 4: And the first time I drank in like maybe four months,
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  Speaker 4: two hard Siders, and I was like, I'm lit and
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  Speaker 4: I'm aslot.
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  Speaker 1: Too much.
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  Speaker 4: But it was fun. And on top of all of that,
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  Speaker 4: the show is freaking amazing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so glad. I'm so glad, and I'm just
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  Speaker 2: happy to be included. It's just really cool and I'm
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  Speaker 2: just very thrilled about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited. You know, win, lose or draw. You wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get nominated really badly and it happened, dude, and
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  Speaker 1: you didn't have to go out and be like on
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  Speaker 1: the campaign trail. Now you know I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I guess I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Now you got I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what am I doing. I'm in
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  Speaker 2: New York City. I mean, I'm gonna come out for
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  Speaker 2: the awards and uh and go. Maybe you'll be my date.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I would totally be your date.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to carry the back of my dress
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  Speaker 2: in my train.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind doing nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, queen, I'm gonna wear it train.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yah queen. Okay. So that was my first news.
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  Speaker 1: My first news is my best friend got nominated for
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  Speaker 1: an Emmy. It's one of the biggest. It's one of
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  Speaker 1: the biggest moments of his life, obviously, because this is
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  Speaker 1: something that he's going It's.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty huge, I gotta say, because like, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: really want to be a filmmaker. I mean, I am
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  Speaker 2: a filmmaker. I love being a filmmaker more than anything
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  Speaker 2: in the world, and uh to be you know, I
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  Speaker 2: was thinking about this, not to get serious for a
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  Speaker 2: split second, but get serious. You know, when I was
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  Speaker 2: a little kid, I was depressed a lot, and my
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  Speaker 2: parents are going through bad divorce and I and I
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  Speaker 2: was a melancholic child, and I was thinking about how
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  Speaker 2: the half hour comedy cheered me up. It was, it
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  Speaker 2: brought me so much joy. And you know, we joke
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  Speaker 2: about all those sitcoms we loved and all the joy
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  Speaker 2: we got from all of the ones that we constantly
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  Speaker 2: reference on here, and I just feel just so thrilled
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  Speaker 2: to be you know, we're talking about Scrubs, which obviously
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: did that for a lot of people. Donald and I
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  Speaker 2: hear all the time how the show cheered them up
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  Speaker 2: when they were in a dark time, and and I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, and last so obviously did that for a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people during the pandemic. So I was just
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: sitting there the night, trying to fall asleep, thinking about
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  Speaker 2: how grateful I am to be a part of this community,
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  Speaker 2: and so how grateful I am that this this this
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  Speaker 2: thing that really cheered me up when I was sad
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  Speaker 2: as a child. We get to be a part of
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  Speaker 2: today and hopefully make other people smile.
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  Speaker 1: That's well said, first of all, and I'm very, very
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  Speaker 1: very excited for you and happy for you as well.
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  Speaker 1: The whole household was like, holy shit. It's like it
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  Speaker 1: was like when you find out somebody did something really
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  Speaker 1: freaking cool. It's a lot of people are like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We were all like, holy shit, Yo, you fucking did dude.
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  Speaker 1: You said you wanted to get nominated and you got not.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to be in the mix. Everyone was
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  Speaker 2: talking about the show, and I was like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if I'm gonna get nominated, you know, because often
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: it's the pilot of a new show that will get nominated.
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  Speaker 2: But interestingly enough, this show broke the record for the
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  Speaker 2: most nominations of freshman comedy has ever received. Amazing, which
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  Speaker 2: is insane for mister Bill Lawrence.
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  Speaker 1: Bill Lawrence, good for you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, Bill broke the record. Our buddy who
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  Speaker 2: created this podcast, and and and then.
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  Speaker 1: And did not create this podcast.
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: I know, I'm just kidding, but and then and then,
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  Speaker 2: so I of course was like, Oh, my goodness, I'd
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  Speaker 2: like to be on the mix. You know, I knew
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people liked my episode a lot, which
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  Speaker 2: was the second one, Biscuits, But you know, you think, like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: is it gonna be the pilot director, But it actually
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  Speaker 2: ended up being three of us nominated for the show,
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  Speaker 2: and mine was the earliest one, the one Biscuits, which
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  Speaker 2: I'm really I'm really proud of. So I'm I truly
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  Speaker 2: am happy to be in the mix. I'm honored to
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  Speaker 2: be a part of it. I love this community, I
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  Speaker 2: love being a filmmaker, and I just I can't wait
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  Speaker 2: to go and have you carry my train.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to carry your train. I've always said
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  Speaker 1: this to you, man, I think you're a phenomenal actor,
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  Speaker 1: but as much as you're a great actor, you're an
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  Speaker 1: even better director. Dude.
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  Speaker 2: Man, thank you well that dovetails into the one hundredth
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  Speaker 2: episode of Scrubs.
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  Speaker 1: That it doesn't dovetail yet, because I got another set
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  Speaker 1: of news. I got your kidnapped, I got sick, and
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: I thought it was COVID nineteen. There's delta variant, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you got that delta dude.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I got that delta for rizzle for rizzle,
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  Speaker 1: And it turns out I inhaled way too much smoke
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  Speaker 1: while smoking weed. That's what I'm talking about. That is
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  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. And so now I have I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it's pneumonia, but I have congestion in
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  Speaker 1: my chest and nose.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank god it's not the delta. And you
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  Speaker 2: were talking about going on a weed break again? Did that?
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  Speaker 2: Did that happen?
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  Speaker 1: That impromptued a reed break like no other within like
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  Speaker 1: this happened three days ago? And uh, and let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something right now. Yeah, is weed is out
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  Speaker 1: the dough again, out the dough as as they say,
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  Speaker 1: as they say where I'm from, it's out the dough.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah again. I think that's good. I'm glad you don't
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  Speaker 2: have the delta.
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  Speaker 1: I flew.
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  Speaker 2: I went to Atlanta to do a part on this
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  Speaker 2: movie with Cole Sprouse. I got to tell you, Donald,
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  Speaker 2: it reminded me of of you and me on Scrubs
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  Speaker 2: because the script was very funny. But then he was
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  Speaker 2: just asking the director asked me and and Cole to riff.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, Cole has we share Phil lewis
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  Speaker 2: in common because he was mister Mosebley on the Shore.
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  Speaker 2: We were too old for it. But on True what
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  Speaker 2: was it?
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  Speaker 1: Just Sweet Life Zack and Cody, Zack and Cody. It
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  Speaker 1: was a bunch of different versions of it. I think right.
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  Speaker 2: He was on it a long time and but he
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: was telling me how much he loves Phil, and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, oh, my goodness. And he's said to me,
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  Speaker 2: he said, I don't know. You probably don't remember this,
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  Speaker 2: but on the season finale, the season eight finale of
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  Speaker 2: the show, when when Phil came back and everyone was
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  Speaker 2: lining the halls, he said, me and my brother were
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  Speaker 2: such fans, and Phil brought us to the set. Do
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  Speaker 2: you remember that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember that, but I remember meeting those two
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  Speaker 1: when they were a lot younger. Yeah, well, when they
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  Speaker 1: were kids, And I do remember Phil bringing them to
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  Speaker 1: seven because then I would run into them after and
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  Speaker 1: they'd be like hey, hey, and I would always take
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  Speaker 1: a picture with them and send it to my kids,
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  Speaker 1: like yo, lacu, I'm hanging out with Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, anyway, it was really sweet. He's a really, really,
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  Speaker 2: really funny and talented person. And anyway, so we're riffing, right,
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  Speaker 2: and I haven't laughed this hard since scrubs. Dude, we
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: were just we were coming. It was like one thirty
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  Speaker 2: in the morning, you know, the crew is like everyone's exhausted,
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  Speaker 2: and we're just riffing these jokes like in this episode
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  Speaker 2: with the manatee and stuff, and a zillion times with
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  Speaker 2: you where I just cannot get through what we've come
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  Speaker 2: up with and we're both staring at each other like hmmm,
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  Speaker 2: d you know, and You're like, come on, like give
• 9:05
  Speaker 2: your slapping your face, like you got this, And then
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: we'd be like and I had to say this sentence
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: and I just couldn't. I finally turn the director, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I can say it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if I can say that laughing. It was just
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  Speaker 2: so fun funny.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I love it. That's great. Man's having a good one.
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  Speaker 1: You're having a good fucking week right now. Bro.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: Yes. By the way, Berlandy texted me and he's like,
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  Speaker 2: you got an Emmy nomination and you're in my film.
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  Speaker 2: This is a good week for you. It was. It
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  Speaker 2: was a very good week. And I'm so happy to
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  Speaker 2: be talking to you. Guys. I missed you, and I'm
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm really glad to be talking about episode one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe you know, I wrote down one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that means we've made a hundred podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe that.
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  Speaker 1: No, we've made more than a hundred podcasts.
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  Speaker 2: Because we've done special ones.
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've done specials. So we're up there like one
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  Speaker 1: hundred and four hundred and five hundred and six something
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  Speaker 1: like that.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: Well, this is a really really I haven't seen it
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  Speaker 2: since we made it.
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  Speaker 1: This shit has so many jokes in it, it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: And I just learned I missed a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And I looked on you directed.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: This, and you missed a lot of stuff.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: Dude, Well no, I'm saying I missed. I didn't know
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: where a lot of stuff went. And then I went
• 10:06
  Speaker 2: on Scrubs Wiki and said, there's a there's an extended
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: ten minute long version on the DVDs. So if you
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: have the DVDs, you better go watch them because I
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: directed it, and I remembered all this cool stuff and
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: really funny stuff. Rob at the Zoo, we shoot them at.
• 10:20
  Speaker 1: The Where is said monkey?
• 10:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Where is said monkeys in the show? No, it wasn't, No,
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: it was hey, before we even get started, before we
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: even get started. We are here to announce the second
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: live version of the podcast.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Where's it called.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: It's called Live Show two, Live Harder.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: Like that, Yes, like that, I guess what.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna be joined by the legendary Johnny c McGinley. Bam,
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: and we're also going to be joined by another surprise
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: star that's going to blow you out of the water.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: But bam, bam, bam. Let me ask you a question,
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  Speaker 1: zach gy sir. This glorious date, This extravagant extravaganza.
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: Ninth Donald's September. You're just taking too long. September ninth, everybody,
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  Speaker 2: September ninth. It's a Thursday. It'll be six pm on
• 11:14
  Speaker 2: the West coast, nine pm on the East coast. Everybody
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: else figure out your own mass.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: But uh, it's will be an extravagant extravaganza.
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  Speaker 2: It's called Live Show two, Live Harder, with special guest
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: Johnny c McGinley and also another surprise guest, Joelle.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: I believe will be glorious Galleria.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna call my glory my lunch
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: is the episode we'll be watching, and you will see
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: us on zoom and we will discuss it. You'll see
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Joelle's beautiful face. You'll see don't get the fact that
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: Daniel still doesn't have a dresser.
• 11:50
  Speaker 6: That is true. That is unfortunately true.
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: Dan, Where do you put your clothes.
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: On the floor? No, I have, I have. It's don't
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  Speaker 2: get me started. This is a plug for our live show. Donald,
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Now you're gonna go back in the closet for the
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  Speaker 2: live show.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: No, I think I have to for sound purpose.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think for sound purposes. You are all right, everybody,
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: live show, please tune in. It was a whole lot
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: of fun last time, and this time we're gonna have
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: you more fun. And Joelle's gonna tell you where you
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: go to buy tickets.
• 12:16
  Speaker 7: All right, thanks Zach.
• 12:18
  Speaker 8: If you listen to an earlier version of this, then
• 12:20
  Speaker 8: you heard a ridiculously long, you know, web address to
• 12:24
  Speaker 8: get to the site where you buy your tickets. But
• 12:28
  Speaker 8: luckily the cool people are on Location Live gave me
• 12:30
  Speaker 8: a much better web address. So here's one you won't
• 12:33
  Speaker 8: need a pencil for. You're just gonna go to on
• 12:35
  Speaker 8: locationlive dot com slash Fake Doctors, Real Friends again. It's
• 12:41
  Speaker 8: on Location Live dot com slash, fake doctors, real friends.
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  Speaker 8: You can get your tickets there. Now, we'll see you
• 12:47
  Speaker 8: at the live show. Thanks guys, Bye, when's that date again?
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: September ninth. Do you remember how Herman Kane used to
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: go nine nine nine. Yeah, Well it's nine nine two
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  Speaker 2: one if you and if you're in New York, it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be.
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  Speaker 5: At nine yeah nine nine nine nine nine nine nine
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  Speaker 5: nine nine nine nine ahead nine nine nine nine nine nine.
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  Speaker 1: Now you Nick, go in nine nine nine. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: into ours. Let's get into our show.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, count save stories.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of talks
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  Speaker 9: and nurses in Canada.
• 13:39
  Speaker 10: He said, here's the stories all so YadA around you here,
• 13:47
  Speaker 10: yeada around here set.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I remembered a lot of things that weren't in this episode,
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: and I don't know the trivia if this and it
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: aired was a bit longer than what's on where I
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: watch it iTunes or wherever you watch it Hulu. But
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: there was a bunch of stuff missing, and there were
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: longer scenes like you when you first go meet mister Bolger,
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: who's my acting professor, David Downs, who changed my life
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: in a lot of ways At Northwestern, and I cast
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: him as mister Boulder. That scene was a lot longer.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: And which was the last scene.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: No, by the way, that scenems great.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: That scene is amazing. The first scene you're talking about.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that scene. We had to get to that scene
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: in at the end. You're so good in that scene.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm talking about the first scene in the doctor's
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: lounge was longer. There was a lot. There's a lot
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: that was cut out. Anyway, if you happen to be
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: someone who owns the DVDs, I read on Scrubswiki that
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: there's on that and I guess it must be the
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: season five DVD. There's an extended cut, which you should
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: watch because there's a lot of stuff that's cut out.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: And this was really special. I was so honored I
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: got to direct it in classic bill form. He gave
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: me ones that were impossible to make in five days.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know how we shot this all in five days,
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: or if we even did, but it has so many
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: classic funny Scrubs moments in it.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: We got a lot done. Like there's so many jokes
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: in it, Like just first of all, opening up the
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: show with Toto. Yeah, now this is like right, then
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: and there Dorothy and Toto together, you know what I mean.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Cox's number one thing to call you is Dorothy, and
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: here's Toto, right and.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now so this is a set obviously, and
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: it's in the rain. I was just super analyzing this
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: whole episode because there's so much and even after I'd
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: like spotted a lot of things, there's a zillion things
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: if you look again, if you're really curious, we're not
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: gonna probably get to them all. But there's so many
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: references on Scrubs Wiki you can look up.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: There's so many jokes. Dude, there's so many jokes in
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: this episode.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: There's no way to know to the I need to
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: get past the fact that I missed some of them.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Like Rob at the zoo, going where is said monkey?
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: They're looking for what are they looking? No?
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: No, no, they don't go to the zoo. The kid
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: is in the freaking hallway, and the kid went to
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: the zoo like I took a kid to the zoo
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. And Rob comes in and
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: is like, kid, where is said monkey? And the kid
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: the kid's talking about a monkey and another monkey doing
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: something or something like that. And then Rob's like kid,
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: he grabs the kid kid, I got one, I got
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: one question?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Where is said monkey?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Where is said monkey? So opens the show with Toto.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Opens the show with Toto. Okay on the on the
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: classic old iPod, and there's rain hitting the window. And
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: now this is a woner. The camera's just spinning three
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: sixty and then it's speeding up within the sections until
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: it gets to me in the tub. Now I see
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: this meme all the time. This is like one of
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: the most common memes people have ever sent me, with
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: me lying in there and going it was awesome, and
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: then I go, Mango, buddy, buddy.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: So yeah, Mango JD. Right, JD loves living at Elliotts houses.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote it very plush. She has all these
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: slippers and soft things and bathtubs.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Everything that he's ever wanted but has never been brave
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: enough to say.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Right before, he doesn't have any money. I mean we've
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: established it. Elliott parents are rich. They help her out
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: with our house. So she's got a nicer house than
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: we than definitely Turk and JD Haad.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I think Turk would enjoy this as much as absolutely, yes,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: as much as JD. So then we get to the way,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, what the fuck is in the
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: mango body butter that? What did you eat?
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: That's a good question. Do you remember? I think it
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: was like probably flavored cream cheese, That's my guess. I
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: remember it was edible and had to look like body butter,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: so I I for some reason, I think it was
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: like not mango, but you know some you know with
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: cream cheese comes in all the different flavor. By the way,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: if you hear an incessant ice cream truck in my
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: apartment in New York, I have had so many elaborate
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: fantasies like doing maguyvers ship to this fucking ice cream truckau.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: If you live in New York and it's you just
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: have to get used to the fact that you will
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: always hear.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Whatever the fuck that song that's not the that's the
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: that's the that's Pop goes the Weasel. The ice cream
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: truck song is this guy.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Goes the Weasel.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: But the ice cream truck song is do do Do
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: do do Yeah.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I think that's in the rotation, but it's just NonStop.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: You just if you're if you live here, you're required
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: to accept that you will hear that fucking song all
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: day long.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah do do?
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I can hear it right now.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I have laid in my bed and like thought, like, okay,
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: here's what I do. I don't want to I don't
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: want to hurt the man's business, but I am going
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: to take wire cutters and when he's not looking, I'm
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: gonna clip the little pa speaker thing.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: The crazy thing is you live in an area where
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: there aren't a lot of kids running around the only
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: reason why he would need that song on is so
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: that the kids know the ice cream truck is coming.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy did a whole skit, a whole freakoncession.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: He is parked at the corners, open up the door
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: like I got ice cream, y'all.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Anybody pass them in any other place. The ice cream
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: truck drives around. You hear it, and your brain goes,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: do we want ice cream or not? And then the
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: truck leaves right right in my neighborhood. He's parked there
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: all fucking yay. I'm sorry, bro, And I thought about
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: going to have a chat with him, like how much
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: ice cream I have to buy right now for you
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: to turn You just.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Go for you just to go.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I want to reason with him, being like, Bro, the
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: song shouldn't be on all day the song maybe once
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: an hour at the.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: YO, dude, what's it's? What's its fuel bill? Like, dude, he's.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Got generator, it's off the generator, Dude, Dude. At the
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: top of the hour, play the song. Remind everyone you're here,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: but all day long, I'm I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: cut the wires. It's such a culture shock coming from
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles to New York with all the sounds.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean in New York we all live
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: on top of each other. Yeah, La, we're a little
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: bit spread.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: All right. So we've spoken about this stunt a zillion
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: times already, but it was the most elaborate stunt we
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: ever did and expensive. It might not look that complicated
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: to you because it's just digging two holes, but like
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: as far as OSHA's standards go, you can't just throw
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: a stunt man in a hole. You dug an asphalt.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: You have to like support it because it was deep.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: So the first hole is deep and had to be
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: what do you call it, cemented? Not cemented, but short up,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: short up is that a correct term.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Shure up to support something or keep something from falling
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: by placing something under or against it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: They shored up the.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Roofs okay, So they shored it up, and it was
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: and they had to get permission from the city. I
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: remember Randall telling us it was a whole big deal.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: So the way the stunt goes is that the stunt
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: man it's a woner again, which is just to make
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: it one step harder. The holes are obviously not connected,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: but the stuntman drives the scooter into the first one,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: and then the camera pans and I'm hiding underwater holding
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: my breast in the second hole, and then the grips
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: were banging as hard as they could on the asphalt.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: That was my cue, because I could hear it very
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: vaguely underwater, and that's when I popped up. And we
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: only had, really, I think we had two scooters because
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: the scooter is obviously instantly ruined, so we only could
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: do it like twice. And it's hilarious, it really was.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: We got it, and we fucking got it. Dude, I
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: can't now what did you say? Where was that? Yeah?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: When you come up, you say where was I? But
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: you say to the janitor, hey, do you know anything
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: about any odd underground canals?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Because this is a whole rift thing. This is exactly
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: what I'm talking about I just did with Cole where
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: this was one of those situations with Neil where we
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: were just riffing the stupidest hit and cracking each other up.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: We could barely get through this. But yeah, I said,
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: was is there some sort of underground canal system? Because
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: I think I saw a manatee? And he goes straight face,
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: He goes, was his name Julian? And I go we
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: didn't exchange pleasantries. He goes, that's Julian. So yes, and
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: there is a manatee that lives underneath the hospital and
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: a canal. And he's rude. He's not a friendly man.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: He's not a friend.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot to say, And here comes a biggin
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: when I drived into.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: The where was I? So now we go into the ICU.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, the sneaker painting which gives me red ruby slipper,
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: and of course the lines which is eventually going to
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: give us the yellow brick.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Yellow brick road.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Now there was a whole other little elaborate thing that
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: got cut here with the janitor. But again that's on
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: the DVD and then you're right, we go into payback
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: is a bitch.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Payback, Payback is a bitch. Now, how did this is?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: My question is what did you do to Cox? You call?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: You would call him in back in the day on
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: his days off, to make it so that you so
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't have to make a decision, You wouldn't have
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: to make a tough decision. So yeah, when you're an
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: intern and.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: You're scared and you don't want to make a crucial call.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: He's saying, you called me in so many times for
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: stuff that he shouldn't have called me in on. And
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy that it's now on you that this
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: is happening to you, that I've I've literally hired LaVerne's
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: church choir.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Bullshit. I called bullshit right here. How do you get
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: a fucking church choir inside a hospital behind a curtain
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: only to reveal it when JD walks into the.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Eye you can see it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: How did they know? How did they know that you
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: were coming into the ICU? How did he know when
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you were coming in to close the curtain and be
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: like like keep it down.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but you can see them. It's funny.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: When you turn around you can see all their legs
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: beneath the curtain.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: You're looking for it. I didn't look for.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: It, but yeah, that was funny. And then they cut
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: it out there used to there was a version again,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: it might be on the DVD. But where I get
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: all into it, I mean, I get a little bit
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: of the spirit and I'm dancing along to pay back
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: is a bitch?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think in this version, just Keith sort of
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: starts dancing a bit, got it, Fucking Keith, Fucking Keith.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: So JD wants to get home, all right, so obviously we're.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Right, it's his day off. He shouldn't be in the hospital,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: he should be at home. But he keeps getting called
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: into action, right, very similar to Dorothy falling into uh,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you know, being twisted up into what's the oz?
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and she just wants to get home, and he
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: just wants to get home, and he's trying to escape
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: the hospital, but everyone keeps pulling him back in. I
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: thought I laughed out loud when we gasped collectively when Judy,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: this is Webster.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a sitcom.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Did you like Webster? We've spoken.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I watched a few episodes.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think Webster was one of my go too.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: That was more of a different stroke stroke guy.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I watched quite a few
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: episodes of Webster, but I just I don't think it
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: wasn't as into.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: It st I thought it was so cool that Webster
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: had a secret staircase behind the grandfather clock.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: See I don't even remember that.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Webster had his own little secret backstaircase behind
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know why he had this or who. I
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: don't think anyone else used it but Webster. But he
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: had like a little backway upstairs.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: What up to his room? Where did it lead?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did he ever look up Webster and
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: his secret grandfather clock staircase?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Now, because it's a sitcom, did he ever use it
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: to escape?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just I didn't watch a lot
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: of the show. Like, I'm way more versed on different
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: strokes and the zillion others that we've discussed. But anyway,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: that was very funny when the Bassinett's all Domino like Domino's.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah that made me laugh. Also, I wrote down babies
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: falling like Domino. Yeah, that was very funny.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: At four twenty one when Jack. First of all, Jack
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: is adorable, but he's so multiple distracted and you can
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: see that Jordan Christa is holding him and he's looking
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: up clearly at the boom mic.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Right if you have a boom.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Mic over a little kid's head, it's so distracting because
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: they want to look at it like and that happens
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: multiple times in this show that he's either steering into
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: the lens or looking up at the boom mic that's
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: floating right over his head. And at that very end
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: last epic crane shot, which which was so elaborate and
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you how he did it. But even then
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: when Carl when Judy's playing with him, you can see
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: he's looking out the window at the That kid ruined
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: every shot he was in in this episode so cute.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be like, I don't know, but he was
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: so sweet in the end scene with Judy when when
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: when first of all, Johnny See is so good in
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: this episode, and it was so sweet in that end
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: scene where he's giving Carla pep talk and he says
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: it'll be different because they're yours and they both have
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: these matching giant blue eyes. I thought that was so sweet.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: And uh oh, Joelle is saying that the staircase went
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: from the living room to the downstairs duplex.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: They had it.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: That's what it says on the interwebs. I have never
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: seen this show.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, it was probably their back staircase, but it was.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: It was hidden behind a grandfather clock. I don't think
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: it led to like a secret webster layer or anything.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: What about both women'll talk about something that didn't age well,
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: both women being sexually attracted to Rudy Giuliani.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I was gonna write. That's what I wrote.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck I wrote? Uh, this
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: was back when people liked Rudy Giulian before.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: He lost his fucking mind. And that's not a political
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: thing to say. Okay, no, it's not.
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: It is.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: A fact that the man has lost his g darn mind.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: He's not misunderstood that. Dude's just crazy.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: You can be a Republican, it's okay, but you have
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: to admit that Juliani has lost his fucking mind. He's
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: a nut job with his fucking hair dye dripping down
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: his face.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: He's a nut job.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: He gave his press conference at the Four Seasons Landscaping
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: because he thought it was a Four Seasons hotel, and
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: then still didn't change his mind, like, guys, we can't,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: we can't do this press conference in a parking lot
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: for a landscaping company.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do it, you know, We're just gonna
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: do We're gonna do.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. We're all here.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. There was a crew member on the
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: on the Cole Sprouse movie who had a four Season's
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Landscaping T shirt. I want one, I want one, I
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: want anyway. You know, this was around a time when
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Juliani was still such a hero, you know, after he
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: was such a badass during nine eleven eleven and he
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: you know, he was people thought he could be president
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: and he was. He was he was a hero, and
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: so it was. It didn't it wasn't out of place
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: for these two women to be like, oh my god, Juliani.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's a little out of place, especially after
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: especially after blow at two and everything.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I think I think there's you keep you can keep
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: saying there's been a low point, but they just keep coming.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: So anyway, the press conference at the Landscaping Company was
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: one of them.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: All right, Rabbit, do is Elliott's intern? Did you see that?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: As Scott Rabbit my stand in? Who you guys see?
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Who you guys heard on the on the special episode
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: with the with the stand ins. And also later we
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: see Renee as another one of Sara and Rabbit. They
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: both have lines, so that.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Was good and they delivered them well.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: They both did a great job. And then Elliott calls
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: her interns rock tours. Yeah, and then and we learned
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: that Elliott is hiding right.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Because they all think she's good at what is it?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: It's end of chronology And they said she went and
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: did a she went and did a fellowship, but she
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: only lasted five days. And she's come back all cocky
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: about all her experience, and they're like and and and
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: even Cox can't figure out how she's getting all these answers.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: We learned that she's hiding them all over the place,
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: which was very funny.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: While Ted's band is singing Maniac which was phenomenal. Also, Uh,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: you didn't go to as Fay school, but you seem
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: to be doing a great job at that. And then
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: you running over and giving a high five. Yes, and
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I know them right, And she goes and he goes,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: you got a high five? That really? And you go,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know what it was for.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta stop doing that. Yes, okay. First of all,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: there's no am I right, and I go, here's some okay.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: First of all, there's no reference in the show at
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: all of you go getting out of control with high
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: fives at all at any point in the.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Show where there were cut. There was other ones in
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: this episode that were cut.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: So when I watched it, I was like, wait a second,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, huh. I thought that would have
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: been a great time for Todd to show up out
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: of nowhere. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: There was, but I think there was a really there
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: were like this was another runner of in the episode,
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: and it's probably in the ten minute long version, but
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: it's not in this one.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: But I did laugh. But but then when I saw
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: inflatable five, I was like, yeah, you can't bring him
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: in with that high five. You got to bring him
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: in inflatable.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Everyone's got all those persons, now you you you commissioned
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: a Kelso bobblehead that doesn't feel like a cheap present.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't at all, doesn't. Not only not only
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: that don't That was the bobbleheads that we got as
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: wrap gifts. I think.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So what happened was, I obviously the prop department
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: found a company that would make you know, special bespoke bobbleheads,
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: and then once Bill saw how great they were, he
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: he hired them to make for all of us. We
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: all got you know, they weren't like professionally made. I
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: mean they were made by an artist who made these things.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: And we each got all six or seven cast members.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody got one.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Do you still have yours?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, somewhere.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Some of them are broken. I still have them somewhere.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: But that's where Yeah, that's where Bill got the ideas,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: and it was a really nice present from him.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: It was such a great presence.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I love this. Did you eat? Did you eat? My
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: mango body? Butter? No? A shmut.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Should rolling a shmeed it on a bagel.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Everyone brings in presents because they're all trying to schmooze
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Kelso to get this heart transplant, which also sets up
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: this device that you're looking for a heart. Elliott is
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: looking for brains and Carla is looking for courage.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Correct, because Carla doesn't want to have kids. After babysitting
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: baby Jack.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Right, she baby sits Jack for not very long and realizes,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: fuck this, I don't think I have it in me.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: This kid's a painting the ass. I don't want this.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Right and Cox later points out to her that when
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: it's your child, it's different because she's like, I want
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: to smash this kid's thrice.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Now you want to smush your kid's face till you
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: just don't do it. You just don't do it like
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: my kids might. Okay, so here's a great example. My
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: kid had a great, uh weekend all weekend, right. He
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: played on Saturday, scored two goals in his soccer game.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: He's a huge fan of basketball now, right, so his
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: favorite team is you know, whichever team is in the playoffs,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: So right now, Phoenix is his favorite team because he
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: likes Devin Booker. He's only he's only seven, now, you
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: gotta remember that. So he loves Devin Booker. He really
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: likes uh uh, Chris Paul, he likes DeAndre Ayton. They're
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: the Phoenix Suns and they're going up against Milwaukee, which have. Okay,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: now they have and this is the end of the tournament,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: the end of the season. Giannatacompo, Drew Holliday, Chris Middleton
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: are the stars on They have plenty more stars, but
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: those are the three buses.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: You love this sport so much.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Dude, It's the craziest It's the craziest thing ever. This
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: dude wants to watch documentaries. He's a listen. He's watching
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant's Detail to try and figure out how to
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: play better basketball. I got video after video of him
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: from when he first started playing basketball to how he's
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: playing now. His shot looks really good, he's ripping people,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: he's shay, he's got moves, whereas before he couldn't do
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: any of that. Anyway, this kid tells me last night,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: I mean two nights ago, that it's my fault that
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the Phoenix Sun's lost because he couldn't take the pain.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: And we're like, it's okay, baby, don't worry about it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: This is how basketball goes. Crying, yeah, crying, crying, Yeah, dude,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I've cried at basketball game several times.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: No, but why I understand. I can understand he's crying
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: his team loss he's upset. Why is he blaming it
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: on you?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: So because we're trying to calm him down, and we're like, baby,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: it's okay, it's quite all right, don't worry about it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: This happens. It's just a game. And he looks at
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: me and he goes, it's your fault. They lost, and
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: that goes my fault. How's it my faults? Because you
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: didn't root hard enough for the phoenix suns?
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: Oh my word, Oh my god, I'm not ready.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: To be a parent, dude.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Of logic, their lack of logic. Yeah, frustrated.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: You want to smash your own kid's face too. You
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: just don't do it. You just don't do it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: That's funny, that's funny. Oh man, it.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Just don't do it. When he said that, I was like,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: wait a second, I didn't root.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: You must have laughed in his face, though.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Dude, I'd laughed so hard and my wife laughed so hard,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: and then he ran he ran away. Bus No, you're
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: laughing at me, dude.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: This kid man, Well, it's the ultimate uh nature nurture. Man,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: You really created your own mini me. Just wait till
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: he's like, Dad, will you teach me how to animate?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Oh? No, that's not gonna happen. Please don't do that.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I love to animate and everything like that. I want
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: him out the house right now. Animation takes a lot
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: of time inside. I want to play sports.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Well, you got him doing You got him playing sports.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: You did it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: We did that.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Now. Look, I come into the ICU and I have
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: bloody hands. When first of all, I'm not in scrubs.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I'm in just a normal ICU bed and I'm on
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: just a normal icy bed and I've got completely bloody hands.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: It looks like I'm digging in someone's open chest.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Cuty, you are digging in someone's.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think that that's medically accurate. I know
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: scrubs is surprise itself on being medically accurate. That felt
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: a bit much in the middle of the ICU.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I laughed. I laughed very hard. That's a very funny.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I'm a little busy now here, and it plays up
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: your hands with the.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Ploor on it. Now, she's a maniac. And not only that,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Sam Lloyd pours the water on himself. Like the movie,
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: what's the movie?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Flash dance is what it is for.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Those of you who are too young. Flash Dance was
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: a movie about a dancer who worked in the steel mill.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah in Detroit or something like that. You know who
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to start that show? That movie was Jennifer Bial aka
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: bet on L Word.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Oh right, right right, sorry?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Which is a show that I'm on? I forgot streaming
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: now on Showtime If I'm correct, in August, it'll be
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: streaming on Showtime.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: So oh and this is where we see you have sex?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Huh, well, I have sex on I have sex on
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: scrubs too, But.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I know, but don't you have don't you take coins?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Listen, man, listen, listen, listen. We are not allowed to
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: get into it, all right, let's just let's just say.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Let's just say there's some intimacy.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, but what episode? Because I'm not going to watch it,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: With all due respect to the L word, I'm not
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: going to watch all of it. I want to see
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: your coins.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I'm in damn near every episode. Listen. I will, I will,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I will, I will, I will. Uh, I will tell
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: you when.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Are you unwilling to let our fans all across the
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: world know when they might see you simulate sex on
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: the L word?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: No, I want everybody to see it. Okay, I want
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: to see.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: It both your Amanda, uh know exactly which episode is
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: the best six sex scene?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, now hold on now, now hold on now.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say I don't have that Bridgerton body,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: so I don't want everybody thinking they're gonna see uh
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: But Casey and Amanda, Remember, they get all hot and
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: bothered when they talk about episode six, which I never
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: made it to see, but I watched.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I watched, I watched it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: It's not it's oh, it's like girl girl soft corn.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's yeah, it's like skin Max.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Is it like skin Max?
• 38:07
  Speaker 11: No?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Because I could get off of skin Bax.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Well, Amanda and Casey they love that guy.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really I'm really anxious to see what they
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: do this, not me personally watching the show, but what
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: they do to bring back that type of hype this
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: season on that on that Bridget show.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that guy left. What was his reason
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: for leaving?
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: No, he didn't leave. He's apparently he's only supposed to
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: be in the first season. Now they're going to go
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: on to a different family, and they wanted him to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: come back and play like in like a few episodes
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: and not pay him. And he was like, I'm.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Good, Oh okay, we are going to take a break
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: and when we come back, we're gonna talk about Christa's
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: giant inflated, silicon filled lips that are hilarious.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: How did they do that?
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: The magic of cinema? Right back.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: And no wrap?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Little o me La? Mom? Was that too loud for you? Daniel? Damn?
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: So you got new headphones? There are those the latest
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: and greatest headphones on the market.
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: Mine were just starting to peel away and the leather
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: on them was starting to just like get into my
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: clothes and hair.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: So I needed a needed an upgrade.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: You got some brand, brand new headphones. Tho, don't even
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: look like headphones. They look like that's a radio in
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: that motherfucker already. Wow, they look like do you remember
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: et at the end of the movie when they're all
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: on the bikes and that kid puts the headphones on
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: his head, remember the radio house?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Like those?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: It looks like those, dude.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: What land are those? What brand are they?
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: The Logitech G seven thirty three? Oh, but they're good
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: for gaming, they're quite good. The main selling point for
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: me was the lack of leather and the long wireless
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: range so that I can, you know, walk around the
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: house with them on and not have to take them
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: off and spy on my friends when they think they're
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: talking behind my back.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Now, does I have a microphone built in for when
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: you're doing your live twitch stream? It does. I don't
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: use it, though.
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: I still use this setup because it just sounds so
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: much better I see.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, by the way.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: Thanks to it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: Thanks to all of y'all for for shouting out the
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: twitch on the podcast. A lot of people came, oh, really,
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: did you did you.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Make it rain? Did you make it? Make it rain? Well?
• 40:26
  Speaker 6: They made it rain, and I did do a little twerking.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Did you Danel?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Danel? I think I'm pretty sure?
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: I texted the group saying, by the way I'm streaming today, Okay,
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: will you do it again?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: But you gotta stay by the way i'mking today Now
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm streaming to day Daniel.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Daniel, I've been I've been traveling and changing my whole
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: life to and I really I really need to know
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: when Donald and I can come make it rain, So
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: please do text us on the group chat again. I
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: will this five five p m.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: This Wednesday.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Now, if I come on there and you're in some
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: wizard game.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Wait, when is it?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: When is it five pm? This Wednesday?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: It's eight pm? And uh. And by the way, if
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: you are a person who likes watching people play video games,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: you got to follow Daniel on Twitter and Instagram because
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: they'll tell you when he's when he's going live. I will.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: There are people out there, believe that or not, Donald,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: that like to watch other people play video games.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: My kid is one of them, believe it or not.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let your kid watch Daniel and to have
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: your kid make it rain on Daniel. But what game
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: does he play? What? Daniel, what a game are you playing? Well?
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Right now, I just started a new segment and I'm
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: playing the new Super Mario game.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody likes it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Now, Daniel, wouldn't you want to pick a game?
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: And this might be the answer that that is as
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: popular as possible, So the it's like it's like a stripper.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: She wants to pick the sexiest outfit so that the
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: most men surround her on the pole and throw money
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: at her. Do you do you strategically pick a game
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: that a lot of people like?
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: That is a great question. Zach and sometimes yes, sometimes know,
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: when you play the most popular game in the Twitch interface,
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: you're then up against everybody else who's playing that game.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: Oh like pew pew like pewty pewed, pewty pew, pewty
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: pew exactly. So like if he's playing, he's at the
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: top of the list, and then he has twenty thousand viewers,
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: and then the next person has like eight thousand, then
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: seven thousand and five four, And so I don't even
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: show up at the top of the list if I
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: don't have thousands of views. See a smaller game, right,
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: got it, I show up higher on the list.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: I really think you should play Tetris because I bet
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: there's no one doing it well when you'd be number one.
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: That's very kind of you to say I'll get into
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: some Tetris and we'll see how I do.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: What game would you like to see him play?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Oh? Well, see, the games I like are very, very
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: very popular game so there's going to be a lot
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: of people twitching them. So like, hey, gts, I'm down.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I love I love GA, I love Breath of the Wild,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: I love Kay Like dude, Breath of the Wild is
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: still like I know We talked about this when we
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: first started making this, uh podcast, Daniel, You're absolutely right,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: that might be the most perfect game ever made. Dude. Like,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: if you're into dungeon drill Dragons or you're into like
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: just great, it's just great storytelling, great visuals, simple graphics,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: simple enough graphics that that that uh, but not too
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: crewe that you're like, this is bullshit. You're like, you'll
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you know, it's it's enough that you're like, wow, look
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: at this. I'll tell you right now, best graphics I've
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: seen in a game that I the type that I
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: like Red Dead Redemption. Dude, when that first.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: Came out, you're gonna say that that game.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Is when when that game first came out, I was
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: you stream that one, Danel. There's a lot of people
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: that play it, Like he said, it's a popular game.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: That game's next on the backlog. I had a vote
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: between on my on my Discord channel. I had a
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: vote and Super Mario Odyssey beat Red Dead Redemption two
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: by one vote.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: So I was about to play it, but then the
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: people chose I would.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Have been on that game, which you watching it. I'm
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: pretty deep into Red Dead Redemption up until pandemic happened
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: when I was in New York doing Emergence and Jersey
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: doing Emergence. I mean, dude, I'm gonna tell you something
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: right now. I was playing the ship out of that game.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: All my time off. I would go to work. I
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: can come home and just play that game.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Can I extreme anything?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: Anything?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: And it does it have to be Can it have
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: to be PG or can it be R rated? It
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: can be r rated.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: You just can't.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: You know, there's no like nudity or sex or anything
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: like that. You can do whatever you want. Okay, you can't.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: You can't manhandle yourself.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, not on twitch.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: I mean, but there are websites for that Treon.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: That's Patreon's only. We're only fans only fans my free
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: can write down my Okay, okay, I got a side hustle.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about a side hustle.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a good side hustle.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Let's get back to the show. Donald. It's called The Scrubs.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: It's one hundredth episode.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Patrick Bolton is a nurse.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Patrick Bolton our friend who's the set dresser. He is
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: a nurse. In the scene when when everyone's hiding from
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: from from Carla.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Right before she realizes she doesn't like kids. And then
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite scenes we've ever shot together comes up.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Oh the lesbian cloud.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Lesbian cloud.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Now I remember this being like made up on the day, right,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: This wasn't in the script, was it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 11: No?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I think we're at the point where Bill's now writing
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the script as we go along too, though I don't know.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know that, I don't know.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm not saying that we came up
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: with it, but I'm saying I feel like I remember this.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: There were different iterations of this joke, and I think
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: that the writers, by the we were playing with it
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: on set and it took a while, so we ended
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: up with what it what it became. But the milkshake
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: pool on the lesbian.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: And if they write and if and and what was
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: that other thing? And if they and if they betray us?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: They end up in the in hell watching the view.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, next to the unreachable cupcake table, right right, right right.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: So in the second act of the show, after we've
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: all established that we the different things that the characters
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: want a Lah Wizard of Oz, it takes on a
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: more like bold Okay, we're officially in the world. So
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: the colors are all saturated, meant to like mimic the
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: vibe of Chechnicolor back in the day.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: It's very bright.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's right, And the costumes are more saturated. And
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: I think, you know, you know, Judy I remember is
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: in that like Hot Pink. I think everything was sort
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: of cranked up. It wasn't just in the coloring in
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: post production, but also in the in the costumes.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: But you're still in a muted outfit except for your shoes. Eh.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm totally muted. I don't know why I chose
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: or Carrie chose me to be in like Brown, but
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I am. Now, this body bag thing is really funny.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Okay, there's a few things wrong with the scene too,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: and I didn't have to go to scrubs Wiki to
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: see the shit, right, I remember.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: This obviously a foam fire extinguisher, and Johnny is clutching
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: it so tightly that you can see.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Its fig right, you can see him squeezing.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Well, he's nervously.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: First of all, this is an example of how someone
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: directing and they're in the scene can fuck up, because
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I mean a fucking body bag. I'm not exactly seeing that.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Johnny is nervously squeezing the fire extinguisher, which is just
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: a piece of foam. It looks really funny when you
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: rewatch it because he nails me with it, and then
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: of course we should have switched it out. But in
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: his close up he's like squeezing it like it's a pillow.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Castle, Johnny Castle man.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: That dialogue is so funny.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Dead people should remain dead.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Because I thought you were dead? Then why are you
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: hitting me? Because dead people should be dead?
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Very funny scene.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: And then the janitor needs an oil can, so I
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: guess he's sort of the tin man in this story.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, so if he's the tin man, then what is Carla?
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: If she's like carl is the lion, because that's courage,
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: you should have been the man.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I guess you're the tin man. I guess you're the
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: tin man. It's just a he's just getting that jokey
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: line like give me the oil can, oil can. Yeah,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: you need the heart now. Ray Bolger is the name
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: of the actor who played the scarecrow.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I'm so confused.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: The character that's donating the heart is named Ray Boulger.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Right, which I give is the.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Name of the actor who played the scarecrow. Got it
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: because it's because if you're really paying attention, you have
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: that awesome scene with David Downs and you go, Okay,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: what's his name? And he says Ray, and then it
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: becomes clear that his name is Ray Boulger.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, But here's the thing. The scarecrow didn't need the heart.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: The scarecrow needed the brain.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Then Elliot's the scarecrow, right because actually Cox even calls
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: her like your straw headed scarecrow self. Right, So Elliot's
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: the scarecrow because she needs brains.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: The tin man needed a heart, that's me, and the
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: lion needed courage.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: God's Carla, right, And and Jack is the wicked witch,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: but so is Jordan.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: No, Jack's a munchkin that turns green. Are there green
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: munchkins in The Wizard of Oz?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: In the movie, a horse turns a different color because
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: the horse of a different color. That is the only
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: thing that really changes color in the movie.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know why. I I assumed there was
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: a munchkin who happened to be green because I didn't
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: understand why Jack was green.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Because he's the witch. He's the scary.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Jordani but he's mounting.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, obviously that's that's that's meant to bring
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: up the witch. But I feel like because he's the
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: scary thing that Carl is afraid of, that that's the
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? But you know that's me.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: That's an interpretation. I guess he could be another witch.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: There's multiple witches. By the way, we just to return
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: to the lips. Those are kudos to the makeup department.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Those that should look good. Those were just silicon. I
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: don't know what they were made of. Their by foam,
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: but the way that they glued them on it looked
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: so real. It really looked like she'd been stung by
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: a bee in her lips.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: You know that shit, That shit Christa had me rolling.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, her having to explain it all while
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: she's doing it, like she could be in the room
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: and just do it by herself and then let the
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: action do it. But every mistake she makes, she explains
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: it to the freaking audience. That shit had me rolling.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: And the noises, the noises Krystals makes are so funny.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: When she goes, oh, I can't even duplicate it, but
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: it's like that was really funny. How about when you
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: when you're right. So let's talk about the scene with
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: David Dowds. Your acting is so good in the scene.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Man, I appreciate it and thank you. Very very very
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: easy to act when you got a good director.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, and a good scene partner because David, no doubt,
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: wonderful shit actor and a really good uh teacher, man,
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: great teacher and also just a wonderful man. Anyway, he goes, uh,
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: you go, oh, you can ask me anything, and you go,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: do you shave your head because you like the way
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: it looks, or because you're going bald? And you just
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: go bald? How do you say one syllable? And it's
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: so funny you you like held it back and then
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: you're like ball, like you've never revealed that to another soul.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I think it's all
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: of us working together. At this point. I was, uh,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: you know, you look for new ways to say things,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: and I was very brave at this point, and I
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: felt like I could say it this way and I
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: think I could get a laugh out of it. And
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: so you know, when you're you know, that's that's it's
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: not to make a big story out of a out
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: of one line, but that when I watched that. When
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I watched that today, I was like, Wow, that was
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: a very interesting choice. How did I come up with
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: that choice? And my only explanation for it all is like,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: at this point I was willing to try anything to
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: make people laugh.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was a good choice. It reminded me.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Remember we were talking a long while while about Michael J.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Fox and his impeccable timing. It's like, if you take
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: the pause split seconds longer. I think one of the
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: things that's funny about it is there was like the
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: obvious amount of pause, and then you took a few
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: micro seconds longer, which and then and then really hit
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: the b hard I don't know, and your face. It
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: was all very very funny, and that scene is just
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: very moving and very simple.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: And but even what he says though too, even how
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: he's says it, though, you know what I mean, why
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: are all these people doing this? Because if you, if
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: your son gives his if your son gives his heart,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: we all whoever gets convinces you, gets to do the
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: operation right. And he says, you know, these people are
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: all these people all. I think it's something like I'm paraphrasing,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: these people all want my son's heart, but they don't
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: even know his name. Yeah, and that just tells you
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: the disconnect that surgeons have really when you think about it,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: from the people that they're operating.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you do the Then you do a
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: very you say a very noble thing, and that you
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: could say, listen this, I'm gonna be blunt with you.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: This is the right thing to do. This that your
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: child is not he's not going to make it, and
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: this heart will save someone who will make its life right.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: And you can you can say you don't want me
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: on the surgery, but it is the right thing to do.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: And I thought you were really good there. Thank you,
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: but I gave myself goosebumps describing your performance.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you. But here's here's a here's
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: a question. Is that Turk's right to say that to
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: that man.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Well, he asked his opinion. I think I think it's
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Turk's right to say what he if he's asked his opinion,
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: what he thinks is right. You know, you know you
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: should everyone. I want to remind everyone to read Amanda's book,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: which has really stuck with me about Nick's passing and
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: the whole experience. It's called Live Your Life. You can
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: get it everywhere. There's an audiobook if you prefer to
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: listen to books. But there's a lot of doctors in
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: there giving their opinions. And part of the battle that
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: she had was they didn't often line up, and she'd
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: talk to one guy and he'd sit her down and
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: have a heart to heart and she'd be crying and go, okay, okay,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: I got it, and then she'd go talk to someone else.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the hell's he talking about? Don't listen.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Don't listen to doctor Tim, you know, And she'd be
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: like so confused, you know, because it isn't it isn't
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: an exact science. It's there's definitely room for interpretation.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: It's practice.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: And of course, in this situation, when it's time to
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: give up and say, yes, now you can harvest my
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: my child's organs, I mean, who can say when that
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: time comes. But but Turk's and he had an opinion that,
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: you know, with or without him performing the surgery, that
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: it is it was time. It was the right thing
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: to do in terms of being able to save another
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: human beings.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Life right on?
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: How about still I love it when Bonds wins at
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: the game that he plays.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think Elliott knows who Barry
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Bonds is either.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: So Barry Bonds was, let me see how much I
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: got right. He was a very famous home run hitter,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: and he had huge arms, and he would hit the
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: ball very far. And then it came out that he
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: was on steroids. Yes, and they kept him in the
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: in the Hall of Fame, but they just put an
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: asterisk next to his name.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: He didn't make it to.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: But on the record books they put an asterisk next
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: to his record.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: His home run record. I don't know if they put
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: an asterisk next to it. All I know is at
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: the time he was doing it, everyone was doing it.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: So it's not this is this is what this is
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: where a bullshit comes in.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Most of major League Baseball at the time was doing steroids.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Most of major League baseball at the time. I'm not
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: saying anything that nobody's said before. Okay, the fact that
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: he's penalized for doing what everybody else was doing because
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: he did it better, is that why I don't I
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: don't get it.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: It is a funny game to me. And again I
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: know nothing about it, but it seems like they're always
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: trying to catch cheating. Like there's this new thing I
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: read on the news where the pictures are just like
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: flagrantly putting shit on the ball. Yeah, and so now
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: they've made a rule where, like the Empires, the umpires
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: are now going to like more closely inspect their hats
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: and their shirts. And and my brother, who's obsessed with baseball,
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: was telling me like, yeah, they will. They will do
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: anything they can to sneak a little gunk on the
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: ball to fuck it up and make it too weird. Shit.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, sweat, this game has so much secret
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: cheating in.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: It, dude. Absolutely. You ever watch a picture and they,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: you know, grab the tip of their hat where they
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: lick their finger or they rub their hair or whatever
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: it is. Man, this is these are ways to get
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: an advantage, because.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: What about the guys who were putting We're only putting
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: cork in their bat or something.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: That was a long time ago. Yeah, so it was
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: lighter and they could bring the bat around fast. Only
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: problem is the bat breaks when it's not solid, and
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: then you see that there's and you see there's cork inside.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so funny. Did you ever play baseball?
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I played a lot of
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: pal baseball. One year I got MVP of my PA
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: L team, me and my brother, Police Athletic League in
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: New York City. One year, me and my brother, we
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: were the home run hitters on our team. That's all
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: we hit was home runs. And I remember we made
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: it to the championship and I think we're playing like
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: another team from New York. We played a bunch of teams,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: but we get to There was one year we were
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: really good and they jerked us. Man, they freaking bought
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: out a machine out of nowhere, and and we had funny.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: I never heard of all the sports you love. You
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: don't talk about baseball much.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: It's boring, man, it's boring to play, and it's boring
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to watch. No disrespect to all my Major leaguers out there,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: but that shit is, you know, unless you're up, or
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: unless the ball comes to you, or unless you're pitching
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: or catching, it's a lot of waiting and watching.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: My father, my father rests in peace. He loved watching
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: the Mets. I mean love him. He would scream. He
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: would scream at them, and he would be so mad,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: and he was just say to me, Zach, if there's
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: one thing in life that's certain, the Mets will always
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: let you down.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, dude.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: You know, I never seen him happier than in nineteen
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: eighty six, but I remember, like I remember that being
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: like one of the happiest times of his life. There
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: are no Joel dies reported, there are no asterisks in
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: baseball stats, so he's in the record books. But most
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: people consider him a cheater and don't count his wins.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: They just consider a lot of people cheaters. And if
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: that's the case, you know, I wonder I want no
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: disrespect to it, and no disrespect to all these major
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: League Baseball players out there that that did steroids, because
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I'm you know, I know, I know why you did it,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: to keep up with everybody else who.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Was doing it. But it's just like Lance Armstrong, like
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: he how many interviews did that guy say I'm not
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: doing anything, I'm not doing anything. I'm not doing anything,
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: and then it all came out that that was all
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: fucking lie.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Well, that's different. He was the only one doing this
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: ship though.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: No, his whole team was no, everybody, everybody okay, So then.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: It's just so. Then there it is. If everybody's doing it,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: you can't fault Lance for doing it, then, can you.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: All you could say is, dude, when you were in
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: those interviews, when you were in those interviews, when people
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: ask you, you lied, That's all you could really say.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, what's the old thing if everyone jumped off
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: a bridge, would you do it?
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: You do it?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, you jumped off. No, jumping
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: off a bridge is killing yourself. These guys are trying
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: to win money, dude, they're playing for money. If you
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: said to me, we're all jumping off a bridge for
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: a billion dollars, I'd be like, all right, I'll give
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: it a shot.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: There's that great documentary, what was it called About a
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Billion domes? Watch the documentary.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I saw an Acho's documentary. He's a dickhead. I saw
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: the shit. I saw a shit.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: But I'm telling our listeners to watch it because it's fascinating.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: It's one of those documentaries where it starts out being
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: about one thing and then the guy totally discovers something else.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I love those kind of documentaries and it's about it's
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: about cycling and doping and everything.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: Yes, all of this drug use and all of these
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: these things that people do are destructive to their bodies
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: over time for these small windows of creating like greatness
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: and sports is not worth it to destroy a human life.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: And that's the angle we need to change because everybody's like,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: why not just do it? Then, if everybody's doping, everybody
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: should do it. We're telling people to kill themselves faster
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: through sport for our entertainment.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Saying that, and that's what I'm saying. This is your call. Look,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: that's what you just said. I'm saying, this is your call.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: For a billion dollars. I can understand why you did
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: it for a million for that money, I understand why
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: you did it. Dude.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I saw this meme that was like, let's just let
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: all these Olympic athletes take whatever drugs they want. Let's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: see how fast somebody can find Let's see what goes.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Let's get there. You want to see You want to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: see what's happening. You want to see the real deal,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: holy feel. You want to see what enhancements we could have.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: We're talking about wanting to meet bionic people. Let's go
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: all the way ahead, and but you do want to
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: get there.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Speaking of drugs, I have to tell you that now
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: that marijuana is legal in Manhattan, you really don't smell anything.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: But we just it's just it's I passed a woman
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: in Union Square Park pulling a bong head. Yes it
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: was Freedom Donald.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Was there water in the bo.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was just in the middle of the park
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: pulling a bong head.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: It's hilarious. But you cannot It's just the constance. I'm
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: sure maybe it'll die down when the novelty's over. But
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: I've been here a few days and all you smell
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: outside is we.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: So I'm on a group chat with all my friends
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: from back home, and all of them when this thing dropped,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: We're all like, dude, this is the best day ever.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: All of them so excited to smoke weed.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: They're just walking down the street. People just walking on
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: the street like cigarettes. It's hilarious.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's New York, baby.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: We're smoking blunts before blunts everywhere.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I know. I bet you white owls and freaking uh
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: and and Philly blunts and Swisher sweets have never been
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: more on the come up. As far as stocks go,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: than they have in this past few months since New York.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Way, It's it's really funny. And and yeah, anyway, you'll
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: see when you come here, you're gonna come visit me,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: aren't you.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope, so I hope to bring the kids
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: to New York this year. Mom, Come on, my dude.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: It's tough. There's a lot of us, man.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I know, you got to pay to fly a lot
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: of those kids.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: And and numbers are going right now.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, well, the only thing I can rationalize
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: for you is that La County is particularly horrible. You
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: can get the fuck out of there.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not particular, it's not the worst in the nation.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: No, I know, but it's pretty bad, right. Aren't they
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: going back to masts inside there?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: And that they started that on Monday today?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about that big epic end crane shot.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: This was really cool to do. Everyone, we know I
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: like to play with cranes, and you've got Sam's band
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: singing on the roof. And the idea was because it
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: because we had the luxury of being in a real
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: hospital that we could go crane down and see the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: end of each story from the outside. It was an
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: enormous crane. It was calling Akila Crane, I believe, and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: it wasn't even high enough. So they had to build
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: the construction built a platform and then we put the
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: crane base on top of the platform because in order
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: to reach Sam and the band on top of the roof.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: It wasn't even high enough at like whatever, it was
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: one hundred feet.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: And that's why the end shot is a high shot
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: of you walking out into the street and everything like that,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: right and not it doesn't come down.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Well well no, it does come down, but then I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: wanted to go back up at the end of the rainbow.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: And the right, Okay, got it. But that I always
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: like when it's a crane shot and it turns into
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: a warner like.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: You mean they'd come off and it comes into a
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: steady cam shot.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, STEADI camp shot. Yeah, yeah, yah, yeah. I love that.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: There used to be a thing where like you would
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: dangle a steady cam operator off the end of a
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: crane and it's so dangerous, but they literally can see
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: videos of it on YouTube. They would like take a
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: crane up in the air, right, and then the guy
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: would be rigged, rigged, attached to the end, and then
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: the crane would come down and just seamlessly, they'd unhook
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: the dude and he'd start walking. And uh, that is
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: just it's crazy. But now with all the advent of
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: of of these new rigs that are just you know,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: gimbals and they're remote heads that you can hold, so
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: now they do it. So that's on the crane. The
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: crane comes down and they unhook that. It's not a
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: human being crazy but anyway, Yeah, and you'll see Jack
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: looking at the crane because of course he's a child
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: and he's curious about the giant crane outside the window.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: But I thought that was a really cool shot and
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: I yeah, it was so sweet. Sam's band singing. That's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: a Hawaiian singer's rendition of that. His name is iy Izzy. Yeah,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: I forgot. I don't know how to say his last name.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys do, but it's like.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, and that that his rendition is is one of
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: the most I mean, I mean, you can't you can't
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: hate on it. He goes into wonderful world and somewhere
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: over the rainbow in the same song, dude.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Well that's our show. Is there a caller Joel? Yes, Well,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: why don't we take a break and and come back
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: with empty bladders?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: What I'm talking about.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: And we're back.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: I'm on the Kelly and Ryan Show tomorrow.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yay.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it airs tomorrow. I'm
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: taping it tomorrow.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, but soon we'll see on Kelly and Ryan.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll see ship.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: That's dope. What you doing on Kelly and Ryan?
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: Bro Well, my movie, I think is getting pushed again
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: because every I'm so frustrated. But I was booked to
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: do it to promote Comeback Trail, my movie with Bobby
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: d and I think it's getting pushed again just because
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: everyone's jockeying for for Weekend Space because it has a
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: theatrical release. So so, but then then the movie got pushed.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna talk about that. I'm obviously gonna plug
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: our amazing podcast. And what else am I going to
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: talk about?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 11: Oh?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: The nomination for about.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: To say you got a nice little chance at a statue.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: My life partner, Donald Faison. I win that. If I
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: win that, I'm gonna dedicate it to you. I'm not
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: gonna do else, but you know they will just so.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: You got you got so many other people to think
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: if you I'm happy with Donaldson.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: You know, it's funny. My whole life, your whole life,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: if you're in the arts, you can't deny that you
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: thought about giving some great award speech, right And And
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: I was laughing at myself the other night because I
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: was like, what if I did win? What I say?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: And I was like, wait, this is the first time
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: in my life where I can actually think about this,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: because when I want a Grammy, there was no thought
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: in my mind I was ever gonna win that Grammy.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: I was up against Tarantino and I didn't. I wasn't.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't even think about what I would say.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Would you say when you won?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. It was a blur.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I think I can't even believe this.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: I think I was buzzed because Carrie Brothers and I
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: were at the bar, like we weren't even This wasn't
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: even It wasn't you know, it was part of the
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: section they don't put on the show. It was you know,
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: there's Grammys all day long. It's like Best Samba hip
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Hop Album, you know, like there's cizillion categories and and
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: I Carrie were there. I were there and we got
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: not drunk, but we were buzzed. And then I won,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I just be Tarantino, like I
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: have nothing prepared to say, and I don't know, but
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: this time I at least thought like I should probably, like,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: in case I win, think of something to say.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: I think so too. Speaking of samba hip hop albums, dude,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something right now. That bad Bunny
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: got me going. Dude, and I only understand one word,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: he says, I only understand one word he said. One phrase,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: He says, el cool of phenomenon. That's my favorite line
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I've ever heard in my life. El cool phenomenon. Baby,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: that ship is fire. Dude.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: There's a show that I recommend that you'll like.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: El cool Phenomenon.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's called This is Pop?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Is that it?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Joelle? On Netflix?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: On Netflix?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, on Netflix?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: The new documentary Oh my god.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Donald, I have not, but I've heard it for t Pain.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: He went into a four year depression because Usher told
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: him that he ruined music with the with the what
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: do you call it? The vocal box?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Everybody autoo, everybody kind of dist them. Freaking jay z
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: dysed them. He told all of the rappersdiculous, get back
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: to rapping. U t paining too much?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: But you need it so good, so rude.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Everybody doesn't. Now everybody does.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: When you watch this documentary, which Tonald you really should watch,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: you'll love it. The first episode is about boys to men,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: and I didn't realize how quick their downfall was once
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: all the white boy bands came out.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: So dude, that was for everybody though. And the crazy
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: thing is that a lot of people don't give props
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: to the people that bought them, like some people, like
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: the one person that I feel like deserves all the
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: props in the world. When it comes to all these
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: girls that are out right now from when I was
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: a kid, from when I was from like ninety six,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I think Brandy, Dude, Brandy fucking every song you hear
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: right now is an incarnation of what she's what she
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: did back in the day. It's crazy. You know who
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: else is like that? And nobody bought his record before
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: his time. Craig David another one, dude, everybody everybody was
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: doing his music ten years later, doing his style ten
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: years later. It's just it's really interesting. It's just I'm
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: just saying it's really interesting. A lot of people you.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Should watch the dog watch the documentary the first the
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: first episodes about how Boys to Men became so huge
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: and they were killing it, and then then they started
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: figure out like whoa, what if we just made them
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: like pretty white boys who could sing, Like would that
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: be bigger? And then it was and then those guys,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: like those guys lost everything and like they're playing the
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: Vegas now.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: It goes over, it goes over and over again with
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: everything new addition was the dopest boy band in the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: world to me what they do. They came out with
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: new Kids on the Block Jodice and freaking Boys to
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: Men were the dopest. They came out with ninety eight
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: degrees and freaking Backstreet Boys and then sinking Old Town
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: and freaking the rest of the boy bend.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The only one that's interviewed, by the way is
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: Nick La, which which is great. He's very he's very
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: sweetened in it, but but he's he's very mention in it.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: But that's like, you guys couldn't get anybody else that
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: can do this besides Nick, They don't interview any other
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: boy band members. They don't want to admit to that.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: And then boys to men, at least Boys to Men
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: is like the one one one member is ostracized. They
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: don't talk to him. They had a falling out. So
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: in the Vegas show, it's only three of them.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Three of them the base. I thought he got I
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: thought he was injured. I thought that was the reason.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: No, there's like they they're kind of cryptic about it,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: but they don't. They don't like him.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: No, mo, It's like Bobby Brown a new addition. Y'all
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: don't know about that ship. Y'all don't know why Johnny
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Gil joined new edition. Y'all don't know that. Y'all don't know, right,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: I do? Because and no wrap by little is that
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: what you put on the comedy down? And no wrap
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: by little when you.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Get when you get worked up, I do the the clouds.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Because because automaticy like, I'm sticking tired of this, I'm
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: wrapped up a little over me.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: All right, let's bring in the caller, please, guys, we
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: gotta come.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 12: You can talk to show, you know, like a ball
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 12: of smoke. Some maybe talking about the episode. So come on,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 12: let's get the show.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Give it up for Jared.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 11: Come on, it has been a dream of none to
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 11: hear the Oprah voice say my name.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Oh well, it just happened, Jared, It happened.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: It's been It's been a dream of mine for Oprah
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: to say my name too.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Jared, it's probably been a dream of yours to be
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: on the show and hear some of these pad sounds like.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: You honor me, You honor me?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 11: Yes, absolutely, Jared.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: You're our very first guest since I moved to New York,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: and the show has a has a lively feeling. This
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: is the one hundredth episode of Scrubs.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 11: Oh wow, I am honored to be on the hundredth episode.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: That's you honor me, You honor You're not on one
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: hundredth episode of the podcast. You're on one hundredth episode
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: of Scrubs.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Yes, which was the Wizard of Oz episode, as you recall,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: that's the one we're talking about today. And you have
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: an eagle shirt on, which looks very dapper on you.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I'm riding. I'm riding, Donald, Where are you calling from?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 11: I'm calling from Indianapolis, Indiana, Indiana.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: You rock.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Come, do you know anything about Indianapolis?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Don't going back to Indiana. Yeah, Jackson five.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, I was there once. I don't really.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: I was in na I've been in nap before.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: They got sweet dunes there dunes. Yeah, they're like little
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: sand hills, but they're big but not mountainous.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: But Indianapolis. What is in the Napolis known for other
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: than the five hundred?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 11: Pretty much of that?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Jackson five, okay, and the Jackson five.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 11: They're from Northeast Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: Gary Indiana, Gary Indiana, Gary, Indiana. Let me say it
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: once again.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: What's that from?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: It's from the music Man Donalds.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: So there you go. Indiana's known for the music Man too.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Well, that's that's Gary, not Indianapolis.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 11: Indiana is a in a lot of songs.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Who are you waving?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry? That was my boss leaving.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: Uh. The office is Jared's first day at a new job.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 11: He is my first day new job.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, what's the job?
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: Does not know what?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 11: I'm on the computer?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: What's the job?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 11: I'm an accountant at a luxury apartment developer.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you like the job thus far?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah? Today was mostly just you know, training stuff, But
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 11: I've worked in the industry before. So, yeah, I think
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Like it was.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: Did you meet the asshole?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Yet?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: There's always an asshole?
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 11: Um? Not yet? Does that mean I'm the asshole?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: No? No, I can tell you're not an asshole. But
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: there's gonna be a day this week where you where
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: you're gonna think of me and you're gonna go, oh,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: Zach's right.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: It's Jam right? Or why'd you go Jan from the office?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Why did you go? Jam from the office.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just the first name that came
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: to my head.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Jan from the office that automatically makes you say, from the.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Jan who thinks I'm stealing her fucking oatmeal out of
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: the fridge. I don't want your fucking oatmeal.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 11: Jam, somebody's probably just toss it in the trash.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, calm down, all right, So do you have a question?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: First, Jack, nobody drank your diet coke chain.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, calm the fuck down, Jan, I'm not flucking tampons
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: in the toilet, Jared, What are you supposed to do?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: If you're not supposed to flush feminine products down the toilet,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: what are you supposed to do?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 11: That's not my area of expertise.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: Joelle the trash.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta wrap them.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Unt but feminine products. Okay, But I see all the time,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: all the time, I see do not flush your feminine products,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: And I'm going, okay, what are these women doing with them?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: I know they're going in the garbage, but do you
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: wrap it around a bunch of times?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 4: That is the polite way to do it. That is,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: that is if you have etiquette training at all, that
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: is what you do.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Now, there's such a problem with women. Are women do
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: not flush these things? Everyone's trying to tell you. It's
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: become such a pro Oh god, he's gonna get Casey
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: to talk about this. At least we're gonna get to
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: hear her song, which is amazing.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Why did you call me in here so.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 11: I'm excited to meet the whole day?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Well, did you call Casey just because you want to
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: hear her theme song?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: No? I didn't call Casey.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I thought you. No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, damn. You don't need to hear from
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Casey about how she throws away her tampons. But I
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: just think that this is clearly a big problem in
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: this country because everyone has to label their toilet why
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: are you making that face downel?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: It just surprises me that this is a mystery.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I'm just it surprises me that they have to put
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: up so much signage to continually tell women please don't
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: flush them there. And I'm here doing a public service
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: announcement for Earth.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Hi, Casey, Casey, come down here. I don't know nothing
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: about raising theols, so tell me what to do raising
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: these kids.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 11: And that's what it is.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: It's an embarrassing reason that Donald has called you in shocking.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: We want to talk about why how to properly get
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: rid of a tampon?
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Because I'm sorry.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I come down here, so tell me what to do. Jared,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: you haven't heard that yet. That's that's our new Casey
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: theme song that hasn't aired yet.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 11: What Casey's gonna think I'm the reason why this question?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, Casey has not with Jared. Not Jared.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 13: Okay, Jared, are you trying to learn how to take
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 13: it out of someone?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Casey? Jared accidentally put a tampon in his butt and
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: he doesn't know how to get it out?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: No, Casey, listen, I'm really asking because I'm in New
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: York City and every public toilet or every restaurant toilet
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: has a sign baking people, please do not flush your tampons.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: And I'm finally asking, as a man who knows nothing
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: about this, why are so many women doing this? And
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: what's the correct way? You wrap it up in toilet
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: paper and then put it in the garbage.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 13: Yes, that's what you're supposed to do, but sometimes people
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 13: are lazy. And I'll be honest, touching those little the
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 13: trash can in the bathroom is it's the time where
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 13: you have to push it to open, and who wants
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 13: to touch that after you know everybody's bloody tampon has
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 13: gone in.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: There, right right?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 7: Think about it? So you got to you know what,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: I wrap it up. This is so gross.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 13: I wrap it up and then I use my foot
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 13: and I kick the.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 7: Door open, and then I throw it in there. And
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: if I miss, I miss.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 7: No, I'll pick it up sometimes.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Ladies, you're hearing it.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: That would make the women's bathroom dirty, and in the
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: men's bathroom, of course I pick it up.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: So gross. Why can't men piss in a journal? Why
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: does it piss everywhere?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 7: Exactly fair? It doesn't even have to be a jurnal.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 7: Come look at one of my bathroo terms in my house,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 7: do you.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: Know if you know, we don't know if we talked
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: about this before, but in the in urinals these days,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: they put a little target for men because if there's
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: a little something to aim at. Sometimes it's a fly,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: pretend fly or something. But if they give men a
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: little something to aim at, then they're they're they're less
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: likely to splatter me.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 7: Maybe they need to put a vagina on it.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Oh ship, here's Jesus's my wife?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: Y'all that every time, Jared, I'm sorry to hear this. Good,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: then you're not broadcasting the alert whole office on your
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: first day.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 11: No, I'm in a conference room.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: There's a restaurant called Craigs in l A and they
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: did something I've never seen before. When you're standing at
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: the urinal, you're on a great already as you're standing there,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: and so any spillage or splatter goes into the great
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: down into a drain.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: That's great, that's smart.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't understand because that's just happened to me
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: several times. Now, What the fuck happens on an airplane
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: that people just lose all etiquette and decide to freaking
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: destroy the airplane bathroom. Can you answer that, Jared, Jared Campbell,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: can you answer that question?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: You have to pooh, let your pooh out before you
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: get on the plane yard the plane is.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 7: Not How does Jared know everything about all this?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: He's just he's a specialist in this area. We brought him.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: We brought him on because he's a specialist in public
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: urination and poop.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, Jared, I'm sorry, Jared.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: All Right, we gotta get back on top of you,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: gotta get out.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 13: I'll tell you about the bathroom the first day airplane.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 13: It's because no one wants to touch anything, so they're
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 13: all trying to pee.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: And poo us seeing ship like all on the back
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: of the thing.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Because they're not sitting, people explode, try and get horrible aim.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: That's the public anouncement is trying pooh before you take
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: the plane ride. Okay, Sorry, Ared? I saw you hear
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: that w.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: Tank for ever? All right, whatever, forever, forever ever, go ahead.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 11: Ar So my question is mostly for you. Zach'd be funny.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: It was like, why do women just kidding? Go ahead?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 11: I do have a question for you made him?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: You made him do or do not, there is no try.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 11: What are the challenges of directing something that maybe has
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 11: heavy CGI or a lot of editing when there's so
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 11: much unseen for the actors.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Well, that's a very good question. I haven't done a
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: ton of it. I've only done some of it. I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: haven't done a c G I effect things.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: So Donald I did a whole I did a whole
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: movie that was all CGI except for the actors in
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: the apartment building we were in that not a lot
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: of people saw. It was called Skyline and uh, and
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: it's if you've got a great imagination, it's a lot
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: of fun and easy to do. If you don't have
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: a great imagination, I imagine it's very difficult. And you know,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: it really does.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: It really does bring you back to the most base
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: element of when you're a child and you're just pretending
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: and you get on something and go it's I just
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: saw two kids playing in the park and they were
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: like literally sitting on the railing and one kid goes, no,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: I'm in the front seat, and in their minds they
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: were on a motorcycle or a car whatever. It really
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: just brings you back to that just pure imagination and
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: of a director going that is a volcano that's erupting,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: and you're looking at and you're literally looking at a
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: piece of tape, and you just have to really sell
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: it and and go for it and really just throw
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: yourself out there because you're not looking at anything. Occasionally
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: they'll show you drawings or previos. They can say like,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: this is what it's the spirit, Like this drawing is
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: like the spirit of what that thing is going to
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: look like, or that monster is going to look like,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: or whatever it is, so you can at least have
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: a thought in your mind of of of what it is.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: A lot of times, unless it's a CGI movie, it's
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: not stuff you need to worry about. It could be
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: like you're in a moving car, who cares what's happening
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: on the street, But you know, it is challenging. I'm
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: sure when it's you know, Donald did that Skyline movie
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: with monsters, and you certainly weren't looking at any monsters.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: No, there was. We were looking at like when you
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: know they used light to to abduct humans, and I
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: remember we had no idea what they were going to
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: look like. They showed us at the audition what one
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: thing would look like, and when we were shooting it,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: I had no clue. You know, I'm gonna be honest
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: with you. Making that movie. It was a lot of fun,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: but it was because we literally had no idea what
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: it was going to look like when it was done.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: And so me, I personally, I think that's uh. I
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: think as far as uh special effects go, I love
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: the movie. I think everybody should go out there and
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: watch it. Skyline shout out to boy Donald Fraison. But uh,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: for for for the for the most part, it's uh,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: it's it's when it's done well, it's all worth it.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: When it's not done well at the end, you're like, man,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: and what was I doing?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: But I mean, just for example, we just all saw
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Black Widow and I was just blown away by how
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: seamless it all looked.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: And yeah, that's a.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: Lot of a lot of times you watch movies and
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: you're like, Okay, I'm going along for the ride. That
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't look anything close to real, but I'm in the
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: I'm in the world of the movie and I'm enjoying it.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: And I thought that that that looked really fucking incredible.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's when you can do when you can get
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: away with stuff and it looks simple and easy. That's
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: when the CG is amazing, you know what I mean. Like,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have considered Black Widow a CG movie, but
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: after watching it like four or five times.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Now you've watched it four or five times.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so much. There's so much CG in that movie.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and your kids love it.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: They've not really watched it. They've watched some of it.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: They're like, there it goes. They go, there it goes. Flow.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: They love seeing flow, but you can.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: They can see it. Just skipped the beginning part where.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: They go, how come Flow doesn't have an Italian accident anymore?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: In Black Widow?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Why did she have any?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Because they can for an Italian accident.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: That's fine, all right, Joy, what's your next question?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 11: Well, I was gonna ask Joelle, do we want to
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 11: tell the story?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: You can tell the story?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: Tell the story? Then?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 11: There was the reason she reached out to me. Was
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 11: I actually pulled the soup shower prank in college?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: Wow, you.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Are an evil, evil man, dude.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: Did it work?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 11: It did work, not as well as in the show.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 11: But so we have a my fraternrier in college, we.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: Had what was the fraternity which one was it?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 11: Fi Delta theta Okay, Neil Armstrong, Burt Reynolds. I actually
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 11: lived in Neil Armstrong's room at Perdue University.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: That's cool.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 11: Coolhi, well, that's very cool. But anyways, the third floor
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 11: had a communal shower that only one person would use
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 11: at a time. But it was like six shower heads
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 11: in a square room.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: How do you how do you how do you delineate? Like,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: there's six shower heads, but we don't feel comfortable being naked,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to shower alone. No one come in.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 11: If you heard the shower running, you just.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, okay.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah. So I put the view on cues on all
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 11: six shower heads and just waited for somebody to go
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 11: in and kind of waited in a room across the hall,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 11: and I just kind of hear him turn on one
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 11: at a time, and he's like, what the hell is
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 11: going on? So I was like chicken in here, and
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 11: you know, I kind of just waited for him to
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 11: turn one on, then off, and move on to the
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 11: next one. By the end of it, he just kind
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 11: of said, screw it. I guess I'm showering and water
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 11: that smells like chicken and then he just comes out
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 11: across the hall after he's done, and he's like, I
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 11: think there's something wrong with our showers, with our water,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 11: and I'm trying to keep it together. But I eventually
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 11: told him you know what I did and where it
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 11: came from, and he got a good laugh out of it.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, did you get you
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: got this from watching Scrubs? Then?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 11: Yes, of course I didn't get my who's just crazy
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 11: response that.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: I'm talking for. Did he come up to you and
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: say a burn?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 11: I don't think he really cared too much.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: But yeah, he's like, oh, that's great, good job Scrubs.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: Can you take the cues out of the shower now?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 11: Like turned into a paste? Afterwards, I pretty much just
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 11: had to let the showers run for like two hours.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't it right, tried and I'm sorry. I'm
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: sorry to you.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry we failed you.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's okay, it was worth it.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: Let's take a break.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back after these fine words. Jared, it
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: is time for Indianapolis's favorite segment. It's time for.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 3: It's time it'll owe me.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: It's time to fix your lie, said how can we
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: rescue you from whatever ails you.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 11: Well, I don't have anything super specific, but I did
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 11: just get married two months ago.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: Congratulations, Thank you.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 11: Just kind of entering into a new realm of my
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 11: relationship and just wanted to get your advice on that.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, Donald has been married before, and he's a specialist.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: He's the only married one here. Although Daniel could soon
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: be falling.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: You gotta stop saying that. Why what I'm talking about,
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: because you're putting a lot of pressure on me.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Well, she doesn't listen to the show.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: That does not stop the Internet from them being like, so.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: What's good Daniel?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's good? Hey, guys, if you listen to it,
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: if you watch his twitch stream, be like Daniel when
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: he propos, she participates in the twitch stream.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: Perfect, even better, give him better, give him better.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: Like Daniel, if you propose, now, I'll drop a Hundi
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: on this.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you do. Anybody out there who got
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: real dough. Yeah, get on that twitch with DJ danel.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and make it rain.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: And make it rain. If he proposes in front of you,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: when I say make it rain, make it rain, baby,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: make it rain.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't make it ring with twenties, bring out them
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: hundis all right? Sorry, Jared Donald, give him advice. You've
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: been through this marriage thing.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: I have no advice yet. I don't know what the
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: question is.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: He said, he wants to he just got married, and
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: he tips on being a newly married man.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Enjoy that. Shit. Man, you're in the fun stage right now.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: It's been a couple of weeks. A couple of months,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: you said, yeah, two months. Yeah. You guys probably having
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: a lot of sex, aren't you.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 11: Yes, Well, my parents are gonna listen to this, probably later.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: But you're a grown ass man. You married, don't.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 11: Still just a little bit of a embarrassment.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: But you don't have to answer that, Donald, but I can.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: I think it's safe to say if they're newly wents,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: there is copulation.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: Right, So that being said, enjoy that because in a
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: few years it ain't gonna be every day. That's all
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, anything other than sex, you'd like to advise him
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: on top?
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: I thought that's what he was asking about.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: What about the expression wife happy life?
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Oh that's true. All of it's true. Every little anecdote
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  Speaker 1: you heard or cliche you've heard is most likely true.
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  Speaker 1: When it comes to marriage, it's the hardest thing you'll
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  Speaker 1: ever do. It's the most fun you'll ever have. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: the advice would would be. You're newly married. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are in a great state right now. Try and keep
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  Speaker 1: it fresh the whole time till you die, as long.
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  Speaker 2: As you say, I far be it from me to
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  Speaker 2: give advice because I'm not married, But I think, don't
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  Speaker 2: be afraid to work on it while it's good, you know, Mike, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I have a stepmother who's a marriage counselor you've heard
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  Speaker 2: me say. My parents are psychologists, and of course I
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  Speaker 2: have a therapist, and they all say like, don't be afraid,
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  Speaker 2: and they encourage people now while it's good, work on
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  Speaker 2: communication skills. And you know, if someone you know who
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  Speaker 2: has a great relationship book and how to keep it
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  Speaker 2: getting the love you want is one my therapist, I
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  Speaker 2: know he always pitches to people. But so that's what
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  Speaker 2: I've heard a lot is like, don't wait until like
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  Speaker 2: shit goes off the rails and you're like, now we
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  Speaker 2: need therapy, Like work on it actively in the beginning,
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  Speaker 2: so that you have a tool set like when shit
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  Speaker 2: does come up, that you can fight in a kind
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  Speaker 2: way if you will. You have a way of communicating
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  Speaker 2: that's that's not mean, and it's not as hurtful as
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  Speaker 2: it needs to be. And because obviously disagreements are going
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  Speaker 2: to come up, it's just like a normal relationship you've
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  Speaker 2: been in that wasn't marriage, but now you've committed to
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  Speaker 2: each other for life. So I would really encourage you
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  Speaker 2: to develop skill sets that for communication that that don't
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  Speaker 2: make it everything become a tenor alarm fire. You know, Daniel,
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  Speaker 2: you're in a successful relationship, you don't get married. Can
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  Speaker 2: you give them any advice?
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  Speaker 6: I echo that sentiment entirely. Make sure that you work
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  Speaker 6: on everything. Don't let anything hang over your head, don't
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  Speaker 6: let anything stew. Intrusive thoughts are purely that, they're not real,
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  Speaker 6: they're just in your head. Just talk to your partner
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  Speaker 6: about everything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and be vulnerable. You know, I think a lot
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  Speaker 2: of men are like, oh, I don't want to seem
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  Speaker 2: insecure or I don't want to seem weak.
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  Speaker 13: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's really really good to just be like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: this thing is bothering me and I'm in my head
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  Speaker 2: about it and can we just talk about it. I
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  Speaker 2: think that that's very.
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  Speaker 1: Smart, Chared, Jared, you get one good cry and that
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  Speaker 1: I one, and then after that, Yeah, that's what you
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: get one good cry, he's trying to be funny. And
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  Speaker 1: then after that it's unnecessary. So I'm just saying, right now,
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  Speaker 1: save that cry for when you really need.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, now, this is like the devil on one
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  Speaker 2: side and the angel on the other. He's like, you
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  Speaker 2: can only manipulate your wife with one good cry. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying after.
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  Speaker 1: That, after that, after that.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to animate, baby. I just want to
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  Speaker 2: animate in the garage. Baby, Please just lend me animate
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  Speaker 2: in the garage with rebels on in the background. Please
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  Speaker 2: mabe all right, Jared, I hope we help you getting
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  Speaker 2: the love you want. That's the book I think you
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: should you should get because I've heard that that's good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's good for talking it out and communication,
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  Speaker 2: anything you can do to communicate better and be honest.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's great.
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  Speaker 1: Well you can say yeah, honestly, honestly is true? Key,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Obviously, how long you guys,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: how long were you guys dated before you got married?
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  Speaker 11: We've been together. It'll be five years in a couple
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  Speaker 11: of months. But we were supposed to be married last
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  Speaker 11: July and then COVID COVID.
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  Speaker 1: So you guys have been together for five years. So
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  Speaker 1: you guys know each other very very well, so there
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't be too many surprises at this point.
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  Speaker 11: You know, we actually, I mean we lived together for
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  Speaker 11: two years plus.
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  Speaker 1: Now you already did it the right way. But you
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  Speaker 1: already did it the right way because you know for
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  Speaker 1: a fact this is the person you want to be with.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: You got a new job, Jared. Things are going your way.
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  Speaker 2: This is a good this is a good time for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good time to be Jared. Yeah, so be
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  Speaker 2: present and grateful and uh and happy that things are
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  Speaker 2: going so well because I am happy for you. And
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  Speaker 2: you can stay on because we finished the show. This
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: was the one hundredth episode of Scrubs. Yes, Jared, can
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  Speaker 2: I give a quick shout out? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: No, you may not know no, let who every Okay,
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  Speaker 1: shout whoever you want to shout out.
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  Speaker 11: I need to shout out my lifelong best friend. He
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  Speaker 11: was the best man of my wedding. Mike McBride he's
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  Speaker 11: the one that got me the shirt as a wedding president.
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  Speaker 11: He also, Mike should have showed you this earlier.
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  Speaker 10: I have.
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  Speaker 11: Buhammad's episodes.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out Mike McBride.
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  Speaker 11: Mike, he is in Germany right now, studying abroad. I
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  Speaker 11: wish you could be here next to me on this
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  Speaker 11: podcast because him and I, you know, watched Scrubs for
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 11: forever together. And yeah, he's gonna be really jealous when
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  Speaker 11: he sees me on here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm glad you're on, and I'm glad Mike's
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  Speaker 2: uh gave you all those good Scrubs.
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  Speaker 1: Toy really nice gifts. I think you for getting one
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  Speaker 1: other person that you need to shout out, Jared, I'm going.
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  Speaker 11: You need to shout out my wife.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: I think that she's actually a nurse. So uh, I
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  Speaker 11: guess Scrubs maybe led me to marry somebody in the
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  Speaker 11: medical field.
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  Speaker 2: You found her on Carlo, you found.
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  Speaker 11: She's very much like Carla too. That Oh she'll bust
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 11: anybody's chops for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Good well, Jared, thank you for coming on, and thank
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: you for the kind words, and thank you all for listening. Joel,
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  Speaker 2: is there anything you want to say?
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  Speaker 1: You were great.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 4: Uh are you asking about marriage and relationships.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 2: That I'm giving you? Is there anything you want to
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: say to the listeners around the globe?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: Well, we say bye bye. I don't know.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: Support Zach and his Emmy nomination. If you have control
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: over an Emmy voter, let him know. Zach is the
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: only way to vote. He needs it, We need it.
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  Speaker 1: You're a good friend.
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  Speaker 2: Good friend, Joel. All right, we love you?
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  Speaker 1: And uh do you want to ask Daniel if you
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: want to say anything?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: Daniel, do you want to promote your your twitch stream?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: Come on, tell them what you gotta do Sunday and.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: Yes, I will work for you.
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  Speaker 1: He might even propose if you make it rain hot enough.
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  Speaker 2: Ye me and Lamar.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: It can't be no light drizzle. It has to be
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: a freaking thunderstorm for him to do the proposal.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: I guess, by the way, Daniel, that would be a
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: great way since you're since your gal doesn't listen to
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: the podcast, that would be a great way for you
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 2: to propose, and somehow Donald and I can be involved
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: that way. I think you should propose live on Twitch.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: I'll keep that in mind when if, and when I
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: know you have a brow. I'm not if maybe it's
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 2: ten years from now, they might not even have a
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: twitch anymore. But it would be fun. Donald's, I want
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: to get an only fans with you and.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, and we could do some really freaking crazy.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: Show it to boil each other up. See what happens, Dude.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: That would be so cool if we oiled each other
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: each other. Dude, we make like a million dollars in
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: two hours if we did that, dude. Matter of fact, though,
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming. I'm gonna come and get you. I'm gonna
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: come and visit you in New York. I'm gonna bring
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: some fucking baby case.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like we're allowed to do things if it's
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: just for only fans.
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  Speaker 1: No, well, we don't got we don't got it. We
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: don't listen.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's I don't think it's cheating if
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: it's me and you on only fans, ask her.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think there needs to be penetration. All I'm
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: saying is all you gotta do is just get make
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: it and rub each other down with.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 2: All yes, yes, And if they're shifting, they're shifting you.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: How much money do you think we can make if
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: we did that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know but enough to go on a nice
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: trip to Europe.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 3: Let's do it, yo, Jared, Welcome to the podcast.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: Hit Up Joel. If you want to hit up Joel's.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: Do not hit up Joel. We're not kidding it all right,
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  Speaker 2: we'd love you.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 3: Five six stories.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not sure we made about a bunch of talks
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  Speaker 9: and nurses in Canada.
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  Speaker 11: He said.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the stories net all
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  Speaker 10: So Yanda round here, YadA ra here Stories